The Group Chat - #5 - SPECIAL GUEST "JSCHLATT"

Episode Date: April 1, 2022

JSCHLATT IS HERE!!! We would love to welcome our first special guest. The one and only.... Exciting.... Handsome..... "Chad of the internet"..... JSCHLATT!!!!!For the uninitiated, Jschlatt is a famous American Youtuber, Twitch Streamer, Podcaster and social media star. He is best known for streaming Minecraft on Twitch and Youtube as well as being one of the members of the OTK organization.Come join us for some internet fun.Join Us Live 9pm Est @ discord.gg/softwillyVISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on YoutubeSee You There!

Welcome to episode five of the group chat podcast. This is only a fifth one. This is only the fifth one. We already ran out of ideas, so we started grabbing people. We started two weeks ago. I don't know what to talk about anymore. Am I the first guest? You are the first guest.

Yeah, you actually are. This is crazy. This is the first time with cameras on too? The first time with cameras on me. This is going to be a bang. We need it your face for a thumbnail. This is the first time I've seen this soft willie fella in real life with his face. And holy shit, he is handsome.

It's a beautiful. Like, I thought Tanner, I thought Tanner was a handsome guy, but, I mean, look at this fucking guy. And also, Yami, you look like a 2013 let's player with that bad thing. Oh, man. I feel like you're about, I feel like you're about to look into the camera and do a long, deep side. Oh, actually, I... They're coming down. Oh, no.

Take those things on there. You can see the singular command strips he mounted them with. Oh, my God. of different lengths and and rotations. That's good, man. Look at that one. That was like two inches. Oh, my God.

He ran out. You just walked away. Where did you get all of that? No way he's got moved. He was going to cover the whole fucking wall. There's more. He doesn't have more. He was going to come up tape.

He's grabbing all. No, don't tell me. Oh, no. There's more. Dude. Dude.

Dude. How many did you have up? That's like 15? That's $14,000. All right. I feel better now. How many were on your wall? Huh?

How many were on your wall? I had like 10 on the wall and 40 on the floor. Jesus Christ, man. You're going to soundproof the whole room. Now it looks like you're a toilet. 21 Pilots fan with the fucking command strips on the back. I don't even know what 21 pilots is.

Good. Dude, wait, no, that's actually a real slap. He didn't even know who Tommy in it was like before you even showed out. Really? You didn't know what Tommy in it? You didn't know who Tommy in it was. You knew no, but no, you didn't. Throw him a funny story. Wait. I didn't know who Tumbo was. That's what happens when you play Rainbow Six all day. Your brain just rocks. That's true. That is very true.

You're competing for that like Bieber cut with Matthew Beam. Is this the fucking Rochey on the episode or the J-Shlat episode? I'm really confused. What are we doing here? I thought your name was Yumi. Dude, a year ago. But then you came on a stream once.

I think it was on Classies talent show or something. You were on something. And you said your name was yummy. And I thought you were joking. No. It just spelled like, it spelled like Yumi, man. I don't, I don't know. It is spelled like Yumi, yeah.

I mean, I came up with it when I was 12, so. Really? I just ever break. I thought your name was, it's twists before. I mean, yeah, it was. It was. Tis twist. That was when I was 11, but I was 11, yeah.

It's 11. Speaking of that, Shalat, did you ever have any older name that you went by? Like, I'm Wabbit. Isaac is notcho. Oh, you're Wabbit? I was Wabbit. Yeah, they called Isaac Nachos. Look, there's a lot of stories about, like, how people would just put their name into, like, a generator, right?

Like, that's how Donald Glover got childish Gambino. That's how Adam got fucking C-Nanners. You know, they just put it into Xbox or something. Like, that was straight up just what Xbox gave them. And I was like, oh, it's a great idea. So I signed up for Xbox. I put in all my info. And it gives me fun kibbles, four or five, six.

And then I'm like, just, then I'm like, fuck it. I just got to use my name. So I never really had, like, an alter ego. really? Huh. Well, I guess the generator never worked for me.

I was square a trout, 874, so. I think it was actually like retro calipillar for a good day. I was standing around 49. That was my favorite one, genuinely.

You said retro catapater. Isaac? What? Yeah. No, I was retro caterpillar for like a day and I was like,

this is stupid and I changed it. I want to know how grunk got grunk. True. Okay. So, you know that picture of Caveman SpongeBob?

Yeah I looked at that And I was like What's something he would say Or like His name is And I just say grunk I was like

Yeah that's the one Yeah It was actually me my friend My friend had a little Yachty SpongeBob profile picture And I had the caveman SpongeBob picture

He was grunkle And I was grunk We were a little duo Wow But then we went to different schools And we fell off And yeah I was

I was in the We had a battle And then I won What? You killed it. All right. Nice. Dobsky.

Murdered. Yeah. It just sounded funny. That's why. That's the origin. I want to say it right now. I don't think I've said it in the podcast before, but my real name is not Larry. It's not Larry.

What? Don't say it. You can't say it. I'm not saying right now. I'm going to brain fuck everybody. It's not Larry. Okay. It's not Michael.

I don't know. People call me Michael. No way people call you Michael. Love well a long time ago. Okay. All the names, I have a lot of identity. I have a lot of fucking identities that I've used over like...

It's Bichel. Yeah. It's bipedal. Or like Micycle. I have a friend named Michael. There's more. I just have a bike theme names I call him.

Yeah, my dad's name's Michael. Uh, uh, uh, thanks for, thanks for sharing that, Hey, listen, my panic expressions got delivered. Go get it.

Go get it and get a showcase. I'll be back. Tanner, why did you just... Tanner, you're selling. Tanner, what do you know? Why'd you go... Nah. Like, why did you go?

I even know I did that. My dad's name is Michael. That's what? What did that? I didn't know what. I just wanted to say my dad's name was Michael. Is it really? Yeah.

It really do... His name is Michael? Hold on wait, pause, pause, pause, pause, go get the picture. Is that where you guys are the Navy picture? Is that where you got Mike? Oh, shit. No, wait, no, that's not even the Michael dad. That's like the different dad.

That's my stepdad. Are we still talking about Michael? His dad's name is actually Michael. My dad's actually Michael. That wasn't a joke and I don't know why you guys are laughing at that. He's a teacher. Are there two Michaels? No, there's one Michael and then my real dad's name is actually Larry.

That's actually the funny thing. That's not real. I'll go get Larry right I'll go get Larry He's a slave Yeah he'll He's gonna pull up the Navy picture right now He's watching sports

You're gonna see a big really pop up first Oh he's gonna show him This is actually my Dude that looks like Josh That literally looks like Josh It looks like Josh It looks like Josh It looks like

It's Larry That's all right That's my sailor boy You should say that picture smelled really bad Yeah I know it still smells like sulfur. It's bad. I don't know why. I don't know why it smells really

bad. Is there a date on that picture? No, that was from like 1994. What? Are you serious? Yeah. It looks like it's from like the 1950s. No, that was like, I was like 40 years.

How old he was like his fucking dad is? He'd be gone. He'd be a dead dad. That'd be my dead father. My dad was born in the 50s. Your dad's old as hell. He's still around. That is old.

Your fingernails are made of dust. You have the oldest dad alive. Your dad is the most Italian guy I think I've met in a while. Bro, where's the wife beater? He's the hunchbag, you know, kind of a little galding with an angry face. Yeah, you're starting to look like him. Look what you're wearing. Yeah, come on.

Look at the chain. They're falling in his footsteps. I have photos dated back to 2016 with this chain. It has not left my neck. What does your dad look like? My dad's tall as fuck. He's six, seven. Holy, yeah.

My dad forged me. My mom's small, though, so she brings me down, which is actually good, though, because he's got terrible back problems. Oh, yeah. And so I'm like a modest six-three, which alleviates most of them. My back still hurts sometimes, though. But I was like forged, bro. My dad knew I was going to be tall. You were forcing the fire.

And so he made me into a lefty pitcher by when I was a kid tying my right arm behind my back and making me throw with my left hand. Oh, my God. Jesus. You can go into the MLB. That was my goal up until like eighth grade. Is there a benefit to being a lefty pitcher? It fucks people up. It actually fucks up.

I mean, it's harder to hit off of the opposite. Like for most righties, when the lefty pitcher comes up, you can't see the ball. Like, the visibility's worse. So it's a bit tougher to hit for most batters who are righty. I didn't know that. So that was the goal. I also had a fire pickoff move, too. I was put into a baseball game in high school in like ninth grade

Didn't throw a single pitch but I got to save because I Picked off the runner on first base and it ended the game They put me in just to do it Wow, that's crazy You got a like a big fucking you have a big giant trophy? No, no, I didn't get anything for that That's fucked up I don't like a high five or anything I got a high five I got a couple butt slaps

Nice which that's what I was on. That's good shit. That's good shit. Did you chew a big league chew? Did you have sunflower seeds? Of course I chewed big league chew. What are you talking about?

Sunflower seeds. It was either. It was our sunflower seeds. Well, yeah, it was both. Listen, I took what I could get. I wasn't the dude buying it. I was not like, I wasn't the supply. You'd always have like a rich kid on the team.

Yeah. Who would be like, hey, look at the tub of double bubble I got for us today. And then you take like five and keep it in your fucking back pocket. and, you know, when you're playing the outfield or something. But I liked, you know, the best, the best Sunflare Seat flavor's got to be that Biggs, sweet and sour. Or like David's, David's sweet and sour. That's the best one.

I didn't even get me started. I had a ranch flavor one time, and I spewed absolutely everywhere. I threw up immediately. I don't know what happened, yeah. It was like before a track meet. I I didn't, I didn't, yeah, no,

I was a thrower, but they put me in the thrower's relay. It's where they get all the fat kids and they make him run a relay for the end of the relay. And I was like, I didn't eat anything, coach. And he's like, here.

You gave me your hand, sunflower. And I was running. I, full on sprinted. I looked, they said I looked funny when I sprinted.

And when I got around the bend, I absolutely threw up everywhere. And I was like, hey, Dude, it was really bad. I was like I was running. I finished it. You went 30 feet forward and then puked.

You were not supposed to eat the whole seed. You're probably swalling all of it. I swallowed all of it. Yeah, I didn't spit out. You ate like the shell and it was a shell? I ate the shell. I didn't know what to do. You did too.

Hold on. You ate the shell too? I didn't eat the shell. No, no. I don't think you have to wear it. I just know the time. a person who would eat the shell and Tannett fits that bill. Your body is like, what is this foreign fucking substance you're putting in me?

He was like, afterwards you spit in the grass or something. You can't use my, I got a cold, you can't use my Coke bottle. I was like, I didn't even spit anywhere. He was like, what? He was like, all right, man, go run. I'm like, okay. Your body will spit it out for you if your brain can't figure it the fuck out. It started like scratching my throat because the shells were all like sharp and fucking.

Oh my God. when you don't eat the entire thing. Yeah. That was like, I was like freshmen. That was the first time I ever saw Sunflower season my entire life. I didn't know what they were. I believe that. You know what they were. Slat.

Slat. I took this guy. He flew out to Jersey. And man had, man had diner food for the first time and said that was the best food. He's best food. It was like wings. It was like a sandwich. And onion rings or something like that.

like four in the morning. Oh my God. So good. All right. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings and I said it was the best food I've ever eaten every time. Every single time we went to a different place, he said that this is the best food he's ever.

We visited Chinatown and he said that was like the best ramen he ever had. That was the best food I've actually ever eaten. Well, I mean, hey, that New York area has got great food. That's one thing I, it means one of the few things I miss in New York besides me, my family. I miss the great, like this, there's nothing in Austin. There's nothing on Uber Eats. There's nothing on DoorDash.

Like, it's so tough to find a good spot. Are you for real? Yeah. And they all, I mean, not nothing, but it's like just the big chains. Like either get fucking Panda Express, McDonald's or Dairy Queen on DoorDash every time. That's what I have in my time. And they all close at 10. Like, no one has any fun here.

No one's up until like four in the morning. Is that because it's just the advantage of COVID? Or is that because it's just the advantage of it? No, I think people just have jobs here. It's like Los Angeles and New York City, you see people just walking around at any part of the day at like 1 p.m. on a Monday, people walking around. You're like, well, they just don't have a job. They're just trying to be. Austin's like an actual functioning city.

And like, dude, the alcohol stores close at 9 p.m. And they're just straight up close on Sunday. It's just rancet. You can't have fun, man. You can't have fun, man. I'm telling you. All the food places, clothes at like 10. You don't belong in their schlat.

You don't. Go to Vegas. Everyone's here. Dude, I... Literally everyone. I hate Los Angeles. True. And so moving from New York, which is a place that had no one who does his job,

it was either Los Angeles or Austin, and so the decision was pretty easy for me. Also, it's a shit ton cheaper here. Have you been to Vegas? I've not been to Vegas. Vegas, no, but I didn't think anyone lived there. People only does. There is a usually environment there, but it's more

like gaming-centric than like personality stuff. Yeah, really? That makes sense. I know Sycuno's there. Oh, really? I didn't even know that. Ryan Higa's there, but he doesn't really do too much consecration anymore, I don't think. It's a pretty rich. Which maybe? He streams now. Yeah.

Does he? Yeah. Yeah. He stopped. I don't even know that. He plays like Ballarat a lot. He's a Valerie, baby. He's turned into. He's an E-girl. It's so easy. Twist streaming is so easy. Yeah.

It really is. Just the retirement home. It's a good time. Yeah, that's a good time. That's a good time. Honestly, Facebook gaming is a retirement home. Because then you get the fat paycheck. Then you get the fat paycheck and a, and like a cool chat.

Like, all of the people who actually care about you are coming to Facebook for you. True. True. So, like, you get the coolest people. the most money and it's just chill now. Wait, on Facebook, like gaming and stuff like that, when you go and watch a stream, is it their first and last name?

Like, is it just full on? I don't know. I've never used to. It's like their address and their inner bios. I think so. That creates the funniest environment, dude. That's the scary thing. You can't talk shit.

You can't talk shit. You'll get dogs. send it to your mom. I'll send you pictures of your house and your family. But then you can send them back. Actually,

that sounds really fun. I'm going to stream on Facebook gaming. I actually want to do that. You need a deal. Oh, you'd lose a big deal. You'd lose your partner, I think. I don't give a fuck.

You'd lose your partner, and then Karen a cop would get signed for 15 mil, and then you'd lose your job. Do you see a hate comment in chat, and it's posted by some dude named Cody? Tony Michael Cody's Cody Michaels

thank for that man yeah that's my thanks cutie chat docks this guy yeah bring his house put him in the chat

find this guy's parents it'll be so funny you're streaming you just see like a thread of houses in your chat yeah that's

you're freaking sweet Dude. Shlatte, random ass question. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I didn't random ask question.

I was asked before. Go, go. Oh, damn. I'm sorry. I just want to know. Can he dunk? Shalat, can you dunk? Can I dunk?

No, on a 10-foot hoop? No, absolutely not. No way. Not regulation. I can't jump. I can't even jump six three. I can't even palm. And I got big hands.

I can't even like palm a ball. I don't have the grip strength for it. Really? No, man. I also just never like. like basketball. I played for a bit in like elementary school, but people were a lot better than me. And also it's the same with like soccer. Like people would just run faster than me. And I didn't like that because baseball is like the least physically intensive sport. So like I had to do the least work possible. It was just all talent because I was taller and could throw the ball harder. Yeah.

Yeah, um, basketball. So that's what I did. Yeah. Basketball, basketball sucks. It's great. It's great. Shut up I was the best sport Fucking plays by himself at 4 a.m. Just to see That's what I was doing in Vegas Basketball is a fun sport to watch Like I went to a game with my dad

And like it was actually good It was a close game and it was super fun Like it was engaging There's no downtime Exactly That's why baseball is so like It's such a drag It's fun to go though

Like the whole stadium experience. Really, it's cool to go to a stadium regardless. Just the whole environment. If you watch it on TV, that sucks, but if you actually go, it's a lot better. I went to my first UFC fight a couple months ago, and it was just insane. And Ganu was fighting the huge dude, like

the heavyweight, like the top division. Biggest guys on the fucking planet just gone at it. The place was insane. I brought Ted Nibison, and he was just sitting there watching them, like, take punches that would kill most of the humans.

In the arena, in one punch, they'd be knocked out. And he was just like, just watching. This is horrendous, but I cannot look away. Like, do they have to build endurance? Like, do they have to get punched a bunch to build endurance so they don't get knocked out? Grunk, have you seen their ears? Their ears are like a mess up.

They look like this, actually, like unironically. It's just like... The cauliflower ears, yeah. Have you seen videos of people draining the cauliflower ears? Yep. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I drink that.

Time out. Oh, it's bad. There shit in them? Yeah. It's like a hot. It's really like a horrible, like giant needle. It's like this thick and it's all yellow and stuff. It's bad.

Mr. B should actually purposely get a cauliflower here and have a drain. They just get like $Dust and just get like Dustin 4A and just punch Chris a thousand times in the years. It's not even just like. Mr. Bres is Chris. strangers instead. Whoever can take like a thousand

to win the million dollars. Whoever gets the biggest cauliflower year, it gets a million. Whoever has the most liquid coming out. That would be so cool. Have you ever seen

UFC fighters train their shoes? Sorry. I'm just thinking of Mr. Beast watching the cut and be like, no, this video isn't good enough. And they just don't post it. For the rest of time. They're like, why did it all of them

just get really fucked up ears? Yeah, like, herring brain damage. I haven't get it detached. The next completely normal video. They have these big, ass cauliflower. He posted it. He posted it. This isn't, this is a movie.

What the fuck is it? Oh, man. He's got a huge bandage all over his. There's like no explanation to why Chris's ears like that size of an owl. We're just continuing normal. He's like, he's just wearing winter earmuffs.

Every single video going forward. He's just, he's like always, like, pissed off in the videos. He's like, he's like, yeah, guys, like,

let's go fucking right into it, I guess. again. Oh my god. Oh man. So, sponsored by GamerSups, by the way. This code goes 10%.

Oh, I forgot about that. Gamer Shops. Shout out GamerSuffs. That's fine. Yeah. I like the Wifu candy flavor. Anybody else? I do.

They have some crazy. They have some crazy flavors. I'm kidding you. What are we talking about? Gamer Sups. Guacamole. I just had my first guacamole Gamer fart today.

Oh. They got some babes. They got some babes. Whenever Mr. Nagy, the dude who sends you free stuff, I told him to not send me any boobs because my parents would get pissed at me if they saw any boobs on cups. I just wouldn't understand. I want to have like a...

I want to have like a dude with like a... Can I? Grunk, how old do you? I'm 17. I'm almost 18. Never mind. I'm almost 18. I want to have like a big, like just a... Just a really sexy man instead of a woman, you know?

No tits? Huge, huge member, just like on the cup. Huge tits. A huge brother down there. Just, yeah. One-eyed monster. Yeah. Oh, wait, side pipe.

Can you imagine shirtless slats? Uh, fucking slats. Sorry, I'm getting distracted. Like in jeans. Are you okay? Side-fipin. It's like a belt. It comes back around.

It goes around his leg. And it goes out. You see the tip coming out of the chest. Stop. Stop. No more. No more. No.

We can talk. Well, no. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm saying, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm saying, no, we can talk to them to make a cup. And that's true. You know.

You're hearing him that. That's the exact idea. I know. I know they're watching. They're watching right now. They're writing it down. They're writing it down. They're writing it down.

They're contacting their artists right now as you speak. The side pipe series. I think their artists might quit. Side pipe series, write that down. Write that down. That's mean. That's my flavor. Side pipe.

Sidepipe. Side pipe. Coliflower. cauliflower ear. Cherry. Sourered sidepipe syrup. That's nasty. I still have tears in my eyes from Chris, dude.

I can't start thinking about that. It sounds like a meat-cannon episode. That's exactly the expect to see. Oh. So, Schlat. Yeah. Does the monkey's balls that are in your garage, Do they ever get like cold?

Like when you touch them, are they cold? Are they warm usually? Dude, they are cold to the touch. Very cold to the touch. It's made out of like brass or bronze or something. Like it's metal. You know how you don't touch your phone for a minute? Then you grab it and it's like a nice to the touch, cold feeling.

It's that but permanently. Really? Whoa. Yes. Have you tried one with it? That's beautiful. No, the dude is still in the box. It's kind of disappointed.

The dude's still been in the box. Because I haven't been able to find Well, we're in the process of like moving offices And I'm I've never found a place To live in for more than like three months So like doesn't It doesn't It never felt like the right opportunity

To unleash him anywhere Plus like it's a bitch finding moving companies They're like what do you want to move A 500 pound statue of a monkey With a big ass cock They don't even take the job personally They think I'm joking Really?

But yeah Have you inquired about that? That is heavy as hell. Yes, yes. They're like, no, like we're not going to do. We move we move couches, dude. Yeah. We don't.

Get off your ass and move a monkey. You got like a. Do you want to make some serious bank? Move this fucking monkey with balls. But yeah, we got, um, we're just moving into an office now. We got the keys for it. It's going to take a bit more renovation. But in like a month or two when that's done,

Denny's gonna be on leash, dude. He's gonna have a home. No way, man. It's gonna be like center, center when you... Oh, centerpiece. Right, right in the middle of the diner.

There's gonna be two centerpieces in the office. The first one will obviously be the monkey nuts. But the second one, I'm really into old arcade machines. And my favorite one ever was the original Mario Kart GP arcade machine with the four that you link together. And then you could all race each other at the arcade.

I bought four of them. Really? I bought four of them. They're sitting in storage right now, ready to be picked up, and we drive them across the country. And then we just set them up in the office, just like, fucking, we open up the slot so the quarter goes in and it just comes right back out. And you just keep fucking playing them. That's the fucking sweet. Yeah, man.

And they got like new screens on them too. So you can put a capture card in between them. We'll set up like facecams and shit. We're going to be dead. Oh, that's going to be fucking huge. Yeah, absolutely. Tournaments are going to go crazy with that. I know.

You said you got you got four of them, right? Four of them. Yeah. 16 people, dude. That's a lot of people. That can play Mario Kart all at the same time, dude. Right?

That's crazy. What the fuck? Oh, no. It was four individual machines that can be linked up. There's only four, yeah. It can only, it only supports. It only supports four, I think. I don't think you do anymore, but.

Oh, so it's one. It's one person per machine. Four was pushing it back then. One person per machine and they're all arranged side by side to make a row of four of them. And then everyone links up. And it has like a little selfie camera. You take a picture of yourself, like flipping them off. And then it shows you a little profile pictures.

You got by on the course. That's crazy. Didn't we do this? Didn't we go to Dave and Busters and do this once? It wasn't Mario Car. It was, um. I thought it, but it was something. We did that.

And I remember it was something like. I don't remember what it was, but I know what you're talking about. Most racing games are like that, the arcade ones, where you take a picture. Take a cute little selfie and then it's your thing. That's so adorable. And then you can get first place and then, yeah, flip everybody off. Yeah. So, yeah, those are going to be the two centerpiece of the office.

You guys should come down. You guys should live here. All right, you guys, I heard talking about a little house. A little house, yeah. Is this in the works? When's it going to happen? Hopefully. Well, we're not too sure.

We're a little lost. We're like lost little puppies, Mr. Jayshlet. If you'd like to put us on a leash. What's holding you back? We need a little hand to tell us to point out of us. We need a little hand to point. Put a nice little snugly harness on me, Mr. Jashelah. Pull me around.

Surely you're not doing anything in the Northeast, no New Jersey. Oh, hell no. Oh, we're moving to Jersey. No, we're not. We would love to, you know, move into a house together. It's just a little convoluted, I'd say. We're not too sure when to start. They're scared.

You can't move a 17-year-old then? I don't think his parents are going to let him. The thing is, like, I'm still deciding college. Like, I don't even know. Yeah. Drunk, you're going to be big, man. You're going to be big. You should take a gap.

That's what we said. Take a gap. We're all giving him that same advice. He has to take a gap here. I took a gap year and it turned into like three years. Yeah, that's what happens. I mean, like, realistically, I did computer science for, two and a half years and I had uh I had like AP credits so I really had basically two semesters

left right and uh I it like 30 days into my second and last semester in college it was uh like I was I was making a shit ton of money streaming and everything and my mom was a my mom didn't want me to uh drop out at all but my dad kind of got it and so we we all sat down And I'm like, well, dude, like, I have such a crazy opportunity in front of me right now that might not be on the table in, you know, once I finish college. Right. So, like, there's one, there's things you can put pause. You can hit the pause button on drunk, like the college and like the degree and like fucking school, right? You just go back.

Yeah. Right. It's not going anywhere. You know, group chat podcast takes off right now. You want to be able to put all your effort into that. Right. Yeah. That's just how I see it.

like my parents, they don't understand like the realness of the situation. Like, they probably, I think they still think that this is just some little thing that's like not even like on the internet at all. There are a couple of hardworking. They're working. They want to be in college.

And, yeah. So like, and obviously they think, they probably would think it's weird and do think it's weird that if I wanted to move in with a bunch of like adults when I'm 17 right now. So that, that's also a factor. So it's just kind of difficult to explain to them, like, in this situation.

You should get a laser pointer and give them a slideshow in the living room. Yeah, yeah. I thought they're going to say, like, pointing their eyes and, like, run away. You should get them. They call the cops. The fucking helicopter comes, and he's just like, my fucking kid blinded me. Well, no, actually, I think that bad, because my dad said, if I can make it work, then do it. Yeah.

I mean, once you start making money, you'll change your parents. That's what I wanted to say that. Once I'm out of school, I think I can stream really like every day forever. Grunk, every single one of us here had a moment where our parents were like weird about starting content creation. And then you flashed money. Yeah. And they're all for it. I still haven't told my dad that I have to pay taxes.

Grunk, I made my mom cry. That impression. Just think about that. I did you do. No, my mom cried too. I had one month of college left and I was like, I'm done. And she cried. I was like, I'm sorry, man.

I'm sorry, man. Sorry, bro, I got to go. Sorry, man, got to stream. I do not want to do. I'm going to go talk on camera. Sorry. No more challenge. Seriously talks to them about the gap year.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that'd be great. That'd be great for you. Don't even tell them about, it's about contact. I don't even know what I want to do right now. I just want to, like, think about my things. I talked to them about a gap year a while ago. they're like, well, what if you like, you go on for a year and then you want to come back,

but you don't have, you don't like have the work ethic anymore. Like, what's going to make you come back? That's what their point was. Your desire to want to do better for yourself. That's what I said. You know, like, I want to go back to school and finish up in some sort of degree. Yeah. But, you know, I say, you don't control me anymore.

Yeah. They don't have a leash on me anymore. Yeah, you let them know that you're in control and you understand. that, you know, you want to have a degree behind you at some point. You know, we all know that with a bachelor's degree at some point, you know, you have to have that now for some things. But, you know, this is a once in a lifetime kind of opportunity here. You know, it's really difficult to come across. And, you know, like everyone else said, we flashed that check to our parents, right? And then they started believing it. For my dad, it was when he saw my YouTube plaque.

He read the note from Susan. Really? You thought it was a person all right. Oh, my God, Susan knows you. Oh my God. The one that's just a principal? Yeah. He's like, oh, wow. I can't believe you're going on. I'm like, yep.

Can I drop out now? Yep. He's like, yeah, I don't go. Your dad bought that. He bought that. That's really what it was. It wasn't the large checks. It was Susan's nice letter to me.

That was the photocopied letter that gets sent to like 10,000 people with dad. Exactly. What would you want to do? Like, what focus would you go on to? What would you major in? Well, okay. So, literally. For about six months, I wanted to be graphic designer guy because I was really interested in graphic design.

But then I started looking into it more and I'm like, I should just do this as a hobby. I'm not going to spend like 20, 40 grand on college for art. Like that just sounds like a waste of money and time. So right now I'm just kind of lost again. I don't really have a thing I want to go into right now. It's right, dude. It happens. Yeah.

Also, you got to look at the way you like word it to with shit because I had to talk to my counselor out of like leaving school early because they were so strict. I was in a dual credit school. So, like, they were super adamant about me staying because they were paying for my college classes, stuff like that. But I had, I was doing, like, fucking streaming full time at the time. And I was just so focused on that. And I had this whole, because I didn't do my homework for like a year. And I was in my final year. I was doing really well.

I was, I was in Honor Society. And I had straight A's. And for me to just drop it like that was super weird for them. And it was super weird. I'm not going to lie. It was kind of not really smart. But, you know, Once you start to tell people like what you're doing with exact details and shit like that,

I talked to this to my counselor for like an hour straight about what streaming and where this is going and where that. And it was, I guess it was so much that she was just like, all right, fine. You can just, it's fine. You can leave. But you stay with intent, obviously. You say with intent and everything that I said to them was with intention of like what I was going to do and such and such forth. And when you tell people enough, they'll start to like, be like, all right, well, looks

like you got a head on your shoulders about what you want to do. We'll support you however you can. And hopefully it goes a little like that for you. You'll be all right, bro. You're giving me reservations surrounded by people who are already established. Just remember that. Exactly. That helps.

And then ride their coattails forever. You'll be in the shadow. I like to you here. The important thing is, is that you're not, it wouldn't be you just like giving up everything and moving to Los Angeles with not a penny to your name and nothing. Like you hear all those fucking those stories, right? Like I only dropped out. once I came to the realization that, hey, I could finish the degree and I could spend 20, 30 years

in the field of computer science and not be making what I'm making today while streaming like an hour, two hours a day, you know, and that was really a kicker. Like if I, if I wasn't, if I didn't have those results, I would still be, I would, I would, I would have finished college and I still would have, like, gotten a job and all that shit, you know, like my, my, uh, in the summer of 2019 was like the busiest I'd ever been. I was doing an internship in New York City. And then that was like a nine to five. I'd come back. It was like six dark. And then I'd scream like two hours a day. And still, after working the nine to five being paid hourly, it's just, the numbers weren't even there. And so it's like, well, fuck.

Yeah. If I was, if I was getting like five viewers and I was just like, but dad, I really want to. Yeah. I think I can do it. Well, then like fucking, you know, don't be dumb. You know, that's, that's my advice to people. Like, you can still work towards like a safe, like a smart career for yourself while still working on the things that are the things that fulfill you. My realization was when I worked at the YMCA for a while, and I made an entire year's worth of paychecks working on the YMCA in like one month when I streamed like every day.

I was like, well, I don't want to work here anymore. That's my calling. Yeah. Yeah. Did you go straight from high school to moving into a house with your friends? No, actually. But funny enough, I've never had an actual job. I've actually only done YouTube.

I've been lucky enough to do that. I mean, but I had a reason for it. It was because I lived 40 minutes away from my school, and I was playing basketball all throughout high school, so I was busy, you know. I would have practices at like 6 p.m. I wouldn't even drive home most of the time because, you know, it would be such a far drive after school.

And those practices would be like two and a half hours in there every single day of the week. So that's why I didn't have time for a job. Well, you said you didn't drive home sometimes? Yeah, I would stay at the school or stay around the school because it was a 40-minute drive home and then back

I would just come back right in time for practice. You'd spend the night in the school? No, no, no, no. He'd go home after basketball. Yeah, after basketball practice. I'd estimate, like, I would get out of school

at like 3 p.m. Oh, sorry. I was like, I wasn't like homeless. I wasn't like homeless in high school. I'm like, wait. He had just thought a bench outside of a gas station down the street. There was a serial killer.

Dude, that was a crazy one of your school. Tell me, there was a serial killer who would kill homeless people with like a hammer. He'll hit him in the head. Yeah, that could have been you. Homeless to successful. And so after high school, or during high school, I talked to my mom. And I was like, you know, let me get a year off. And I'll only take one year off.

That's it. And if I have enough to move out by that point, I will. And if I don't, then I'll go to college. That was pretty much our agreement. And I think I hit 100K on YouTube a month. before I graduated. So I was already doing, you know, pretty good. I was doing okay.

Because 100K in 2018 is a lot different than 100K now. You could actually like pull a lot of views back then with 100K subs. It was just easier. YouTube was a lot easier, you know, five years together than it is right now. And what's funny is I remember making a video complaining about how hard YouTube was five years ago because of how easy it was like five years before that. It just keeps getting harder. It does.

Yeah. There's more people want to do it. Like everybody, that's all anybody wants to do. now, you know. Yeah. It's not being an astronaut anymore. But true. I interrupted you.

I'm sorry. Oh, you're fine. You're fine. And then that one year, it ended. That was summer of 2019. And then I moved from Atlanta to Vegas. And I was out there for two years. And then, you know, I've just been doing the whole concert creation thing since.

So the deal with my mom worked out as well, Grunk. Just had to show her, you know, I had some kind of platform before. I got to start back again. Yeah, you have to show them something. It's got to let her know who's ball. these days. Even if you can find one hour a day to stream. Right.

Like, I have a lot of time on my hands, but I think the thing is that I hate streaming when my parents are awake because, like, they'll be talking and sometimes they get into like small little quarrels. And I don't want to believe. You just beat the fuck out of your mom in the back.

That doesn't happen. Your mom brings you food. Police are coming to the house. You switch against his band You get banned within a week of streaming It's of domestic violence Yeah

Just take Yomi just send him your panels Bro Send him I have like a hundred more downstairs You can have enough You can have a whole Oh my gosh

Were you gonna build the entire room out of them? I just That's what I did to my last house Yeah the whole room phone panels, the whole thing. Holy shit. But you walk in there and like your ears get like suppressed. Like immediately.

It's a fucking sensory deprivation. Yeah. It was awesome. It was great. It was so good. It was filming at the mouth. It was great. So do you have a desk now, yummy?

I have this shitty Amazon desk still. My, I actually can't even get my big desk. I bought an uplift and it's 30 inches by 80 inches. And I can't even get it up the stairs because it's so fucking heavy. That's huge. No way. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like 120 pounds of wood, I think. You need a big strong guy to come help you? Yeah. You've been working out enough, please. Call out. Yeah. Call Wildcat. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I'll call him. Yeah, I'll hit him. Yumme. Yeah, I'll hit him. Get a gluck and over. After he sinks his ship with 40 people on it. Yeah. Yeah, Shlatt, did you know about that?

No. Tanner, tell him. Let him know. Oh, okay. before YouTube, you know, Evan Vanos, he was in the Navy. He was actually a Navy Singapore. Why, he was? He was. Yeah, actually was, yeah.

Wow. And he had like, like, the orders to actually sink like a people train your ship. He was given the commands to your dad. He was given the commands. He turned the key, fired the torpedoes. He killed 48 people. He did not. He did.

He did not kill 48 people. I think it was 49. Where did you get this information? I don't know. It was like 50. Just like that. It was in the Pacific. Who the fuck fans out? It was his first YouTube video.

It was, the black house. What? It was a 20 people on board. Yeah. No. The truth behind Vanalls. The truth behind Vanalls.

It was like, before they were famous. Yeah, before they're famous. That's a, draw my life. Yeah. Did you like the fucking fucking.

And then he drove like, the fucking, and breaking apart. And then he drove, like, 48 graves. The graves with like the flagraptor. I think he printed like 48 shirts. Their face is on it. That's how my dad actually died.

That's why I got his picture right there. He was one of the 48. Guys, I will be donating all of the ad revenue on this video to the family. It was the first video, though. He only made $13. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry, I was, I was not,

did he really, he really said that? Yeah. I don't believe you. I have a sneaking suspicion. What the fuck? I see no and I see, yeah. The origin of that was I tweeted

that entire story last year and everybody like believed me. I'm pretty sure I saw a meme of that. Like not even involving with you. No, He didn't kill 40. Okay, good. I think it started.

I think it started because I tweeted out something to, like, gaslight Twitter, and then I told Tanner to do it, and then Tanner just tweeted out that Van Os just like... Van Os just like four years. One of the most fun things you can ever do. That's not a lot on Twitter. But Dead Mouse actually ran over three children. That's real. That's real.

He did. He did. He was convicted of vehicular manslaughter, and he settled out of court with the families. Yeah. Oh my god. That's actually real. What was that? He killed three kids in 2008.

It was three. I thought it was one. No, it was three. It was like a bowling pin. Isaac. Isaac. Isaac. Oh, what I said?

You had one kid and it flew to the other. It was like a game of a Gario. absorb them. His car got bigger. He's going to lift. It was like a snow bob. He got getting bigger. He got stung up.

He hit the space bar and the car separated in two and went to front of his car hit the kids. He came back. Yeah, but he did that. Oh. Mr. Moseby killed somebody

from sweet of a second, Cody. Oh, yeah. He actually did. He drove over somebody too. There's a lot of people driving over people out here. He tried to dispute it. He tried to dispute it. Somebody was running in his lobby and he ran over him.

I also want to say, Dead Mouse, do not take legal action. We were joking. This was all for educational purposes only. I feel like he's the type of dude who'd do it. I think he would. I think he must be. Take legal action, not kill three kids.

He didn't kill anybody. Van Noss didn't kill 48 people. Do people talk about that publicly on social media? Like, have they before? Like, was it big? It was 2008. Because I've never heard of that. I never heard really.

The way, I thought it was straight up just a joke. No, the Dead Mouse thing. Yeah. Yeah. Did he actually, was there an incident? Wait, what? I'm so confused. Dead mouse.

Dead mouse. Dead mouse. Man slaughter. We were dead. Dead mouse. He said, oh, he nearly killed a fan at his gig. No, no. It says, as far as I can tell.

no, it appears the rumor started on Twitter that went a bit out of control. I feel like it was one of the, I feel like it was one of the montage parody YouTubers a while ago, like snipers or someone like that. Because I remember tweeting him a while ago. Do you know,

do you remember that app that would like you put in the text and then it sings it and it makes a little montage video? Oh yeah. I had a text of speech by do that shit and read out Dead Mouth. I just don't remember it home. I'm going to scroll back and find it. Dead mouse.

Dead mouse went over three children. I thought we were actually making fun of the real fucked-up situation before. I did too. I was 100% convinced. With full knowledge of it being real, I still cracked the joke and I felt bad right after. But now that it's not real, I like, I feel like, I feel like... No, it's because we were just saying that Venos can't be real, man. And then we moved over to Dead Mouse came through kids.

I thought he was serious. I took it serious. was believable. That was actually beautiful. That's why he said. That's why he said he said he had the other kid. And it was so random.

Yeah. I was nine years old in 2008. So how would I have known? Also, he could have killed somebody. Remember? You're the oldest one here. Wait, are you?

Jay Shlet, how old are you? I'm 22. I'm 22 as well. I'm 22. You guys are old as. Is your birthday public? No.

Okay. Well. Not really. Okay. It's actually today. So you can just, Happy birthday. Happy birthday. That's my dad's birthday.

Wait, why do people not want their birthday's public? It could, you know, it's personal. You ever heard of a social security number, Yomi? Think about it. That has to, what? You've never heard of a horoscope, Yomi? He doesn't want people looking up his horoscope and things. You're really stupid.

Venus, retrogate. Google it, Yomi, now. Oh, girls won't date him because of his thing. Look, all right. It's time to address the elephant in the room. When am I moving into the O.T.K. House. Let's just look out. You shut out.

You shut out. of my... It's time to address the elephant in the room. When am I moving into the OTK house? There's no shot. There's no fucking way. There's no way. There's no way.

It keeps on cutting out. As soon as you... Listen, bro, I'll make you a deal, all right? 30 days from now, if you can... No, it cut you out. What? Then you can move in. It's a gaff.

Okay. I fail for it. All right. I think I can actually fall like each and every one of those steps. I think I've actually provided more content than every single OTP member. I'm going to be 100% on the video. You've got it. Let that out again.

Every time you talk about it. Yes, you did. I get my man. Every time you say OTP you cut out. It has come up. I will say this, Tanner. It has come up in our shareholders meetings. Every member of OTC knows you exist.

And they wonder what, like, who is the guy. who has a shit ton of Twitter followers who has owner of OTK in their bio but is not a part of the organization one bit? I responded to one of the OTP tweets like the main account

and I just replied with like I heard there was a scurvy outbreak in the office. I bet Jeff responded to you too. Jeff always responds to me. He's funny. He's a funny little character. He's funny.

I love him. I like that color on you, Tanner. You like that? Where'd you get that from? Oh, wait a minute. Oh, what is that? Wait, what is that? I actually purchased this little

Thunderball McGee here on the back. Wow. Dude, it looks so good. It looks so good on these things. It feels me out. It looks good regardless, but, I mean, on a very buff guy, I think it just really comes together.

It gets a little flex. Is that J-slat merch? Yeah, what I'm doing... That was the merch that funded that fucking statue. You know I wouldn't buy that by myself. Damn. It was a smart move. Did 44 Castles make your merch?

Yeah, they do. Yeah. It's revolved in those guys. It's great. Aaron Stane. You get some pretty talented people with them. Yeah. I like that.

Grunk, the monkey, all in all, all the monkeys cost a little over 100K. Really? Wait, what about the small ones? I noticed you have like a little small guys. What were those ones? Yeah. So there was obviously a big one that isn't

here was 95,000. And then there was a, there was a $8,000 one that was like probably this, this long and made of brass or bronze or something. How heavy is that? It was probably like 30 pounds. Okay. And then there's this tiny little painted ceramic guy who was like a thousand bucks. Are those gold nuts?

That was okay. Yeah. They're gold. They're gold. You said it's like a paperweight or something? Wow. Look at that. You can.

I just have him sitting at the, he looks at the window all day. I'd put that on the hood of my car. I would actually put that on the hood of my car. Do they grow in value? Like, would you ever resell them for more? I probably couldn't, to be honest. You don't think so?

You don't think so? I mean, I might be, if I made a video saying, like, you can have, if I, like, I don't know, I'd have to have done something to the monkey. I'd have to add my own value to it, you know? It's a niche market. It is very niche market. Very niche market.

Well, if you think about it. it, you made an entire video around it. So they're already now public. If you were to maybe have auctioned it and like Isaac said, have some sort of signature. I don't know if you want to do that. I'm stuck X. I'm sure someone would buy it. Chell out. Have you heard of items like CSGO items, for example? Their item price going up because simply put they were in an anomaly video where they were like millions of views on it. Then you like sign it. Did you like put your like put a name tag on it or some shit? Yeah. Exactly. I see what you mean

I probably could but honestly I haven't even had the time to enjoy the dude He's just been sitting in a garage In a box in a box in a box him first He needs to be free He does need to be free let him go Let him free ball He's a free ball for a while

Would you be scared if we'll figure it out Around Yeah what did you do in that case He was in the fridge Get out of the box He's got out of the box He wakes up and you're like I'm gonna go back to bed

He's like What he looks at? He's like popping a beer He's got a wife Beater on boxing Have you guys seen the fucking What was the commercial with the gorillas That just run at people and then the ad ends?

Do you remember? Is it guerrilla glue? Like the couple It probably is a gorilla glue Like he's trying to the couple Trying to fix the chair And he's like Oh, it's so fucking working.

And I know where the fucking gorilla comes They're like And then it ends Yeah It's like the same thing Like a gorilla glue by now Art group keeps exploding Yeah

Slat Oh man Yeah What is the fastest car you've driven Um Shit I mean the one Hassan bought me

The other day probably What? Bought you Did I hear that? Did I hear that right? Is that real? What did you say? Asana, I thought that was a joke.

No, man. He bought me a Porsche 9-11, TurboS. What? Yeah, he bombed one. I think this is a joke. Isaac, I bought you a graphic card. Okay. I don't hear that.

He bought me a Porsche. I told them, I told them, listen, man, you're all about, like, supporting people who are under you. I showed him my bank statement. We compared. And he was like, Alright. Here's a Porsche. I want Trainwrex to buy me something.

Trainwrex actually would, though. That's the thing. Dude. I saw the Rolex that he had purchased for DJ's scheme with the chains and stuff. Beautiful. He bought DJ's scheme stuff?

Yeah, he bought DJ's skiing, does he just buy stuff for people? Well, he does a $20 million giveaways on his stream. He had a max win like a week ago. And then like 14 mil a week before. Yeah. He got a dude's crazy.

Dude. It ends away like a million every 30 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Fortune 9 11. Turbo S. That's got to be the fastest. It's black.

That's a pretty car. It's got the ceramic brakes, the yellow brake calipers. That's nice. That's nice. Oh, my Lord. That's crazy. Yeah. It's quick.

It's like 2.4, 2.5. 0 to 60. My mom. It's out. Yeah, it does. It does. It does, but it does its own thing. Yeah.

That's nice. I would be too scared to drive a car like that. I barely fit. Well, Porsches are nice because, like, they're the one super car. I guess you could say that, like, people actually daily drive. So that's what I've been doing. Is that your, that's your daily driver? It is, it is.

That's nice. But do you go out much? I commute to the office every day. Oh. I do a little driving. Every now and then, probably like once or twice a week. I'll take the thing out at, like, fucking 2 a.m. just blast it up up north.

You just keep driving until nothing's there anymore. Hell yeah. It's pretty fun. This is the first time I'm actually talking about the car that Hassan bought me. Have you, have you posted anywhere? Like, no,

no, no. I mean, it's more of like a personal thing, you know, like I'm not trying to make content out of it. Yeah. No.

Are you, are you okay with us? You okay with us leaving that area? Shout out of course. Okay. Wow. That's crazy. Asson,

if you want to buy me, Prius. I'm not a pick a man. I've had my car since high school, so I'm really... Dude, we've been looking for a car. My mom almost got scammed. She was on Facebook Marketplace, and she saw a Jeep for $2,000.

It was like mint condition. It was perfect. And then for $2,000 and the lady said, oh, my husband passed away from a heart attack, and I want to get rid of it because it makes me sad. That was why she wanted to get rid of it. And then I told you to stay away from it because that's how my mom got scammed.

Yeah, the same exact story, same person too, actually. What do they do? How do we go? Here, so how it works, because I actually ended up losing money for this. It's okay. Like, it all happened, life lesson. My mom basically hits me up, and she's like, hey, for a Christmas present, could you, you know, help fund for maybe a car for me?

My car is, you know, breaking down and I want to get a new one. So I said, sure, like, you know, send me it. So she was asking for about $1,400. And so I just paid it in full. She didn't ask for all of it. I just gave her the money for it. But she didn't tell me that they wanted it in eBay gift cards. Oh, Jesus.

The story was that it was a girl that was leaving the military. Her husband died and there was too much emotional attachment to the car. So she wanted to sell it fast. It was the same setup. Same setup. The same setup. Wow. So I sent her the money.

She paid it in gift cards and the money was just gone. In gifts cards. Some guy tried to skate me on a couch the other day. He was a really good deal for a couch. This is funny. This is really funny. What? Did I tell you about this?

Yes. You're like, I think I was going to get killed right now. Oh, yeah. It was a really good deal for couch. I was like, okay,

let me text this guy and, you know, see if I can get this couch. But the only option for me to buy the couch is if he delivered it to my house. Like, I couldn't pick it up. I couldn't get my own delivery.

I couldn't do anything. He was like, I delivered. What is that address? And I'm like, all right, man. I'm going to kill me?

Like, what's the plan here? So, yeah, stayed away from the 300 dollar. Yeah. It was like the nicest furniture ever for one. Yeah.

It was a nice couch. It was called like mint condition Simpson's couch. One of one. Homer Simpson sound at one time. The exact Homer Simpson couch. And painting come included. It's like aspirants still on there.

Do you have an L-shaped couch? You know me? I actually went out to a furniture store today and I bought it. I got a really good ass deal from a furniture store. I got two sofas. So it's not a sectional, but you can set up like two sofas. So it might as well be a sectional.

And a real wood coffee table for 19. This dude loves wood. As opposed to fake wood. Real wood is great. Dude, it's got to be at least like 120 pounds of just pure solid wood. The fake wood is bullshit. It's bullshit. I love this.

It must be buying a coffee table. Just pure table. Yeah, buy a real wood table and you'll change your mind. Your house is made of wood, yummy. We were helping my grandparents move out. My house is not made a void. They had the huge TV set. That was like a very heavy amount.

I mean, my dad were moving it out in the house. It's huge. Like, it's like the size of a wall. And we were trying to get through a doorway. And I was going down the steps. And I literally thought I was going to die. I was thinking in my head, like, if I missed this next step, this thing is going to fall on me and crush me at a little.

It's really scary to move. Let me tell you. That's why I'm not moving it. Dad had you below. That's fucked down. That's had made you a man. That's a mess. day.

You and my mom at the bottom. Jesus. He would have killed him. He's actually trying to kill you. Imagine he dropped in his wife and his son is like dangling off of like a piece. Okay, dude. Dad help. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. I'm getting a call from work, son. He's always like, you got it? You got it? Do you got it or no? The last thing grunk ever hears in his life is, whoop.

that is a really who ever said that was like an introduction to manhood that's true that is like when dad is yelling at you telling you how to do it lower it lower it or something shit when you're below you got to and if you hit the wall holy fuck it's over oh no my introduction to manhood dude we my dad got so pissed we hit the wall like a little bit we scraped it and he like freaked out Just drops in. He's like, oh! He's just, strangles you, you turn purple. Your eyes are going to pop out? Stop, stop, stop.

My introduction to manhood was actually my very first time mowing the lawn, and the blades wouldn't go anymore. He's like, well, flip it over. I'm like, okay. And I flip it over. He's like, you see that? You forgot to scrape the sides out,

so the blades are getting caught. like, okay, what do I do? He's like, dig your fingers in there. Start digging that dirt out. Start digging that grass out. And I started reaching in there. He was like, you got to go inside where the bag is. That's where it's like caught.

I was like, so I'm like, my head's in the plates. And I don't even think. That is not safe at all, too. He was drinking a beer. He was standing over. And like, I'm reaching in there. He's like, you turn off. You turn it off?

I was like, no. He's like, get out of there. I was like, okay. He turned the key off And it was like, like went real fat And then it stopped. I was like,

Holy. Just very calmly. Yeah. Get out of time. Come on, man. He was like, What the hell are you doing? I was like 11.

I was like fat. My seat. Oh, that photo of you? Yeah, that's when I was fat. Oh, baby.

Wait. Have you seen me fat? It's my pin tweet. I don't know. It's my pin tweet. Hold on. Wait, that was you fat?

Yeah. In tweet was actually you? It was actually literally me. Was the right side you? No, the right side wasn't me. I wish. I genuinely wish. You've had the same face your entire life.

You've shown me a picture on your wall and as you, like, seven years old. Your idea is the same face. True. I actually haven't aged since I was like 15. True. I have baby photos. That's true. Sorry.

What? I looked like a whole other person when this comes off. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I take the chops off. I think it fits you. I'll be honest. I'm like 17.

How much do you attribute your success to your facial hair? None really because I was, you know, like before I even did the face reveal, I was doing pretty good on Twitter. Like, I had already dropped out, right? Oh, yeah. But, you know, like, I think that having something about you that is a little bit quirky definitely helps in terms of, like, recognition. because we're all, let's be real like, I'm looking at five white dudes with brown hair

in front of me. Larry, like, that's why rappers get face tats and, you know, island boys come out. Oh yeah, Larry, Larry's not white. Larry's Hispanic. That's why, five. Five.

Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Okay. Sorry, Larry, you're not in this. Sorry, Larry. You're not part of the boys, man. You. We're gonna make a group chat without you, man.

We're gonna make a white boy's group chat. Why boy's only? Why boy's only? White boy's only group chat. No, we need Larry. We need Larry. He's our diversity key. We need a one guy.

He pulls in the other crowd. Cam, let's cut that out. No, keep that in. Let's keep that in. Let him know. We love him. We love him. We love him.

He brings a lot to the table. You guys are taking the wrong way. Will, you should. I mean, like, the whole, like, jacked YouTuber thing is kind of interesting for most people, I think. Because most of us just do not take care of ourselves. It's like, you and Tanner could get away with it. Or just shape your eyebrows. Yeah, you need something, man.

You need something that's going to, like, people can look at you and be like, oh, yeah, that's so-and-so. Yeah. People think I'm 14. I could, yeah. I could pull a FinNC. I can pull a FitMC, go bald maybe. Because, like, you know, my profile picture already bald. You could.

You could. Yeah, I mean. Tanner, we should just pretend that we're brothers. We should just both shave our heads off. I mean, our hair. Okay. Fuck. Just brain.

That's sponge bob. That's sponge bob. Just a big bulbous brain like pulsing. That would be a good stick. The wind blows the wrong direction. Like, I'm talking. I'm just like, just go cross. You put on your heads and you're like,

ouch. That hurts. That hurts. Yeah, grunks got the Polar Express guy look. My stick is that I'm young. Like, I'm the young guy. Like, I'm still a kid basically. It's true.

Do people know that you're turning 18? No. People think I'm actually like 15. Drunk, you look really young. Yeah. Like, if I was going to guess your age, I would say you were like 16. I had a beard when I was 17, I don't know what's on it. Really?

Yeah. It's coming slowly. It's slowly coming. I can't do a beard at all. Get that thing out of here. Get out of here. Yeah, back up, dude. Stop rubbing your neck.

No, dude, it's crazy. Now I'm thinking about this. This is like wild. Like, grunk when he grows up, like, he's going to think about us, like in his childhood. Like, we were his childhood technically

because we've known him since like 15. I joined, I joined the S&P lives every when I was, I think I was only 14 when I joined. So I did you remember that?

That was, dude. You made my career. You made me. Dude, I remember I was at, I was at Travis's base fishing and then you wouldn't

fucking leave me alone. I was like, all right, this is the grunk stream, I guess. Wait, you know Samarize, I remember,

was in the paper. These weirdos Go back and watch the vaude We wanted to see We were curious because I was like Did you really watch the vaude? We watched us and he actually said that Did you know?

Oh I do remember that Yeah It's classic wrong I knew I didn't want to be a no one on that Like I needed to capitalize If I wanted to do anything He knew he knew he knew I needed He needed to be really fucking annoying

To me in particular For an entire one Full circle. Look at him now. Now you're asking about his college plans and teachers. Exactly. And the chat, the chat the entire time was like, oh, Shlad is so dad vibes right now.

The whole stream, I was just like, just like, dude, just let me turn off the fucking story. Will you fucking leave? Leave me home. I was like, man, he probably hated me for that. I think I'm not necessarily. I mean, you turn out to be a fine young man, so I mean, it can't be too mad. Yeah, you can't.

Sorry about the whole parents thing. Yeah, he can't be too man. Yeah, you're J. Schlapp. Yeah. Yeah, I just, I knew I knew I was annoying, but I also was young, and I knew people would, like, eat that up, that community. Yeah, that's true. You were fully aware at 14. He knew. I'm a smart guy.

Even during SMP Earth, when we, like, got brought in and stuff, he was. He was like, yeah, it was a little cork ball. You guys were on S&P Earth? We were, yeah. Wow. That's how. Yomi was it. Yomi was it.

No. Yomi wasn't. I'm like, I'm Rainbow Six Sege forever. He's not. That's all he knows, Rainbow Six Sege. Not that much anymore because now I know these guys and they kind of, you know, they're kind of cool, I guess. Yay. Sorry.

Sorry. Isaac, do a face reveal. Okay, hurry up. Are you fucking kidding me? You're holding that. back a lot. I'm sorry. My God. That's my stick. You can be the guy with the beard. Grunk could be the

14 year old. Larry can be the Mexican guy. Wait, what am I? What am I? What am I? What am I? You're the dude with the fucking red foam panels behind that. You are 24-7. It's okay. Yeah, if you guys get a house in Austin, I'll fly out there like twice a week.

You guys should. I should. Get a house in Austin. But seriously, because I do want to I want to fly out in the market and do shit, you know? I went to. It's all streamers. It's all streamers here. And listen, the thing is with Austin, it's cheap.

So people who aren't exactly big shots can... Kind of. I mean, you'd be paying five times more in L.A. for the same space. 100%. It's true. It's like, you can't be a small, you can't be a small streamer or small YouTuber in L.A. Unless you want to just be miserable. And shit, I mean, we always need new people in Austin.

Some fresh fish. I just want to film YouTube videos, too. Dude, that's what we want to do. That's literally what we want to do. We can't fucking get streamers off their asses in Austin. You can't get them off their asses regardless. I'm gonna tell you this straight to your face, man. What's all we wanted to do?

When we met up, right? They all came to my house. We had what, six days, five days? We had like about a week. A week. It was nonstop. Like, nonstop. Tanner has his very first video on his channel is us working out and doing a workout

stream. And we're just all fucking around, made it into a video. But it was still really good. It was a really good video, Larry. Props to you, man, for editing that. Larry made that. And like... Larry made me. Yeah, dude, no, dead ass.

Where did that come from? Where did you put that on? He grew it. It was on the whole time! You're lying, stop. It was on the whole time. You didn't pay attention? Yeah, what?

You gotta stop it right now. We want to make videos really bad. Like, we're actually, we know that we're capped right now because... Can you imagine... Can you imagine your like recording slot and I just walk into your room just like randomly? You know how crazy that'd be? That'd be sick, dude. Every time you want to talk to Shalat, your microphone just doesn't want you to say what you're saying.

I'm not lying. Dude, we're going to have an office. Like I said, we're building out the office. It's going to be done in a couple months. That's enough time for you boys that get all down here. We're going to have sets, like actual film sets that don't move. You just go on the set and film whatever the fuck you want. Like, it's going to be great.

It's going to be great. I just want to let you know, don't let Tanner know where you live because he will stand at your doorway while you're, like, just waking up and, like, curl his nose and like you ordered DoorDash and he shows up with your food. Yeah. He and the driver is dead with you shirtless and ask you to go live on Instagram and cuddle and say you guys. You were fully on board of that situation. I was shirtless, you were shirtless. I was consensual. It was consensual. I was like let's go live on Instagram. Yeah, he gets in my bed. We're both shirtless and we look like we just got done like

going at it and we just go live and people are starting to see him. He's like cuddling behind me. I was like, hey guys. If you doordash food, the picture of your food is just going to be Tanner's face, like really bright and white. It's like running the driver's face about to kill him. I'm trying to pitch you on this because this is like a pyramid scheme and you're getting in on kind of like the ground floor, right? We need YouTubers in Austin.

I moved about a year and a month ago, right? Since then, there were no YouTubers here. Since then, there's been a couple, a couple's, you know, like off canny's here now. There's some others. I love him. But look, man, you come here. It just convinces people that Austin is the place to be for small, like, upcoming fucking people, you know? You all show up.

We start filming shit. More talent starts flowing in. Who do they want to work with? Us. Yeah. Us. It's not L.A. When they go to L.A. and they're like, oh, Pokey.

I want Pokey mane. We will be the biggest YouTubers here. People will come here because it's cheap. It's affordable. And that's where YouTubers go. What's the kicker? What's the kicker? Is there going to be a private gym?

Open carry laws. Cheap real estate. That sounds badass. You pull together them. I'm paying like with roommates and everything. I'm paying probably like $1,400 a month for a very nice house. Damn. Shut the hell of all.

Texas, baby. Yeah, man. Texas is nuts. You get some big ass houses. Certainly won't get it in New Jersey. What's up? I think Texas, I think, I think, yeah,

New Jersey blows. I pitched Texas, I don't even know how long ago. I think that was my first day to ever pitch, and everyone was like, eh, eh. Well, how about this? Give it a test drive.

Yeah. Come here for a week. There's no doubt. See how you like it. I visited my buddy, pulls fire in Austin for a week or so, and like, it's a nice place.

I like it a lot. It is, it is. It's like, you drive two hours. You drive two hours to the middle of nowhere, and then there's just like basically a military base with a bunch of tanks that you could drive

and bombs you could blow up. No way. Texas is probably. Yeah, it's not a couple times. I know the dudes who run it at this point. Wow. There's like this mountain range place. I don't even know what it is.

Have you been to it? It's like a, it's like this, I don't want to call it mountain range. It's not really mountain, but this really big hill place and it overlooks this lake. And it's a really cool area. I don't know what it's called.

That might be what it is. I think that's the only lake in Austin. be honest. That's why we're all humid. But you guys should totally come by. Seriously. We'll just film some cool shit. I can drop by tomorrow. We should go this summer. What do you think, guys?

Only Larry. Wait, my dream, right? You should come. Honestly, if you're thinking of living here, you should come during the summer, because then you'll get a taste of how brutally hot it is. Oh, fuck. Yeah, dude, you guys are going to sweat. I've gotten a taste of old Houston,

and Houston's not only hot, it's humid. Nick was there with me, too. went to Larry's house. Good riddance. Good. Good Lord. My car had no AC and we were driving. Oh, Jesus. And it was like, it was like 78 in Larry's house.

And Isaac and I are just sweating our balls off in his bed. And he's like, you guys are hot right now? He just laying out. 78. It's working cold. Everything's not bad. I'm from Jersey, man.

I got to have some AC. Perfect. It's actually 40 degrees out right now. And I'm hot. Is it? Tanner was telling me somebody died in his state when it was like 100. 100 for us. It's like, okay, normal.

Somebody died in, like, their house when it was 100 over there. Yeah, I'm in Washington. So, like, 70 is, like, pushing it for me. Like, I can't go outside when it's 70 degrees. I mean, we're looking at. He's, like, the sun hitting you. I'm sweating right now. It's, like, bad.

Dude, do you think you're sorry? Look at me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's brown. It's the laxatives.

It's the laxatives. It's the laxatives. You're like, man. That's the laxatives. Oh, my God. I didn't know it was that bad. You're like a giant fucking baby. It's like a big sweaty buck.

Baby. It's 64. It's 64. It's hell. Oh, shit. I don't know, man. People harp on community way more than I think they should, to be honest. Shut up.

After growing up in South Georgia, you know, my whole life, a human-ass part of the U.S. and then living in Vegas for three years, I think Vegas is hotter. I think it's way worse. I really do. Because, I mean, it gets up to like, you know, 100. 20 in the summer. It's 118, 115. It's ridiculous.

You can't even go outside. It feels like your skin's on fire. But it would always be like, you know, 100 humid in Georgia. I think it's not as bad. I mean, if it was 120 in humid, yeah, that'd be fucked. But, you know, higher tens are always worse. Get all sticky. Even after a shower, you get out of shower and you still feel sticky.

You fall in. That's beautiful. It's bad. Do you guys like room temperature water? Just curious. Fuck, you know. What are you talking about? I'd say yes.

If we're talking about temperature here, I'm curious about room temperature water or cold water. The only reason, cold water is more refreshing. Room temperature water actually hydrates. It's good in the morning. It's really good in the morning. Then cold water. Larry, that's good water. That's good water that you're drinking right there, Larry.

That came from Texas. Oh, he's got the gallon of crystal. He's got that gallon. He's got seven in the background. Shit. Crystal what? He's got seven of the water. I miss.

Oh, my God. Where did you get all of those? What the fuck? He's got so many. He's like water. Jesus Christ I miss Paul in spring I miss it we got like shit like Ozarka

and Big win there's a fucking water brand name Big win over here Deer Park dude yeah we have deer park Deer Park is really good Beautiful Well look at this Larry Peep it Oh he's got it too

Crystal Damn He's got the micro version This shit each one's like 70 cents each one Yeah really You're so cheap. Yes. You're trolling.

I got it at Kroger. You're so fucking cheap. No, I'm not full of shit. No, I'm swear to God. It was a sell. Don't buy it. You can buy it $0.70. You can buy $2.00 for like a dollar.

Don't go to Dollar General to buy any supplies. You'll be broke. We should go to Austin this summer. Yeah, I think we can. We should. We want to go to Japan this year too at some point. Can we all stay in your house? Like, I'll sleep on the table.

No. No, I don't have room. I don't. Can we sleep in Japan? Can I sleep? I can have one of you. I can have one of you. I don't have.

Me. It's going to be Tanner. Yeah. It would be Tanner or Willie. It would be one of the buff ones. I got equity in OTK, so I deserve this. You don't. You don't, though.

Well, I think that we could probably fit Larry with us, too, because Larry's really, Larry, can you stand up? Don't do this, don't mind. Why would you do this? Larry is 5'4. He's so cute. He is three. He's three.

Crystal geyser gallons tall, dude. Yeah. He can carry him around. He drinks one of those bottles and he drowns, dude. It's just too much water for him. I remember being on call. He gains like five pounds. I was on call and I went to go used to bathroom and I hear,

oh my God, he's so short. Dude, you're fucking. That sucks. Fucking ruined me. That was Rob. I was in there. You were in there. I felt bad.

I wanted to kick his ass, dude. Gentlemen, we were. You'll grow one day. We are pushing over an hour We are 1. We're 120. We're going to now we're 20. Wow. This went by fast.

We'll be honest. And listen, listen, you guys come down. We spend the week. We get to know each other. It'll be the fastest week of your lives. Yeah. We get a whole. I don't want that week to end.

I don't want that week to end. It'll be all sweaty too. It'll be all hot. Fuck. 95 degrees. We'll be sure. We'll be sure. Side piping.

Oh, my Lord. Be honest. Would you hug me. me if I walked up to you. Would you come over to my big old arms and say, give me a hug, buddy? I'm 5'10, by the way. So you're above me now. God damn.

You could probably be over the arms. Listen, man, I think we'll have to see. Wait. We'll have to just see what happens in person. Oh my gosh. We're talking about dropping or not taking a gap year. I still have senior year to go through next year. Like all of senior years.

You have time. You have a lot of time. Oh my God. Start streaming. Yeah, just stream one hour once. Stream once right now. Just stream every day. I'm going to stream Tararia tonight.

One hour a day. That's all you need, man. That's what I did, I did like an hour and a half most days. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'll do it. Grunk, just remember that you are in such a great position where you're around people. You're better than any of us who are in at your age.

You're young. You're around people who are already established to help you in any way, shape, or form. You know, you have all the, you're very moldable. Yeah. I'll just say moldable. You're going to be forged. Yeah. You're going to be a left-hand pitcher.

You're going to be a lefty pitcher, baby. And you're going to be six-thirty. I'm going to send you some seeds, some flower seeds. And then you're going to eat ranch flavor. Ranch flavor. And you're not spitting them out. You're forced to run a relay and you're going to puke everywhere. And it's going to be real off of you.

Part of the process. Part of the process, man. Well, hey, thanks for having me all. boys. I love fun. We're glad you're here. We're going to run a nice little group chat. We love. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much again, man.

Appreciate your time. And of course, shout out Gamer subs. Shout out gamer subs. Shout out. Big Titty. Yeah, it's code group. Code group 10 off baby. Grown, put that away. Oh, what is that? Oh, okay. There you go.

That's a gamer part. That's the gamer part. That's the gamer flavor. Get you a nice babe on there. Look how bad she is. To a nice baby. Hold on. Look how bad this one is. That's a bad babe right there. Wait, hold on one second, hold on one second.

Okay. If you have pairs of mine, that picture still smells bad. I was going to ask about that. I remember you talking about that. Oh, my God, he's... Oh, he's rustling. He's getting something big.

He's getting something big. What's the oil? Jesus Christ. There's something in there. You have an air on? Oh, boy, you'll never... You'll never guess what's in here. What do you got in that thing?

Oh, bro. Of Chops. He got a care package. Oh, shit. It's just fucking game or something. Oh, my. What the fucking tough? Jesus, you kidding me?

Why are they just sending you that shit? Code group! Code group! All that order. Yeah, there we go. 10% off. There we go. You saved probably like $70 on that order.

That's awesome. Yeah. There was some five-hour energy in there, too. I apologize. We'll blur each individual bottle as it falls. Last question, Jay Schlatt. Yeah, of course. Would you ever work out with us one day?

Absolutely, man. That's the one thing I, that's the one thing I want to do that I'm not currently doing consistently. I want to get worked out. Want to get worked out? It would be so funny. It would be so funny if one, like, here's my, here's this idea I had a while ago. I grind the fuck out of a bunch of recordings. I just think about, like, 30 different ideas, right?

Record all of them in the span of a week. And then I just work on editing them for months and months. release them on a drip feed and while I'm doing that I'm spending hours a day at the gym. Oh my Lord. And then after the 30th video, the 31st video, I'm just the most fucking handsome. I'm ripped, I'm shredded. You got maddened on your ass. I'll do like SARMs or something.

I don't even care. Oh yeah, we'll just get you on friend. It'd just be funny if I was just huge. I'd be fucking awesome. I already disrespect, like I don't care about my body, right? Like I treat myself like shit. I go to bed at like 5 a.m. most nights. Like, I'm not a healthy person.

So let's just juice me up. That would be fucking perfect. That would be a good bit. It's going to be the greatest three ones. The ultimate? Yeah. No, we can be the first, like, buff YouTube group. Or just all the rip. That's it.

Take a screenshot right now. That's it. Take a screenshot right now. And then take a screenshot like in, like, a year. And we're all going to be like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, wait, everyone. We're, like, real miserable in, like, the before.

And then the after. This is the before? Yeah. Isaac, I... Beautiful. I don't know, man. I'm excited to see what your visual is going to look like for this podcast.

Yeah. I'm actually curious. Yeah, it's the one thing about being faceless that's not fun. True. Just reveal your face, you big baby. You should be a V-tuber. That's what we're saying.

You should. That might be fun of it before. Are we done? Yeah, I think we could wrap it up. I think so, yeah. Everybody, thank you very much, Jay Shlat. Thank you. Thanks for having me, everybody.

I'm a fan of what you guys are doing on YouTube I think you guys will be in You'll be in the hot seat for a while I can't wait You're gonna get some copycats, you know Discord content Discord albums Discord album

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