The Group Chat - #50 - GRUNK TikTok Famous??

Episode Date: March 31, 2023

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Hey guys, Dale Hartman here. All right, welcome back to the group chat. Welcome back to the farm. Our new podcast, where we don't want to anything we do with you talk about. Why do you guys do this? Yes, sir. That's how you do it. That's how you do it.

With your hands. No, no, no, no. Actually, Larry was an ROTC. I was an ROTC and she was like, don't do this, do this. No, they're wrong, wrong. I thought this is if you lose a war on your turf. I thought that's what that meant. No, no, no, no, no.

They told you that. Like, idiots do this. What? Real. You leeks his ass, Grant. He told you. Woo! Woo!

Wait, so you're telling me, you're telling me right now that if I were to go to a military base, it would all go like that to me? No, they probably kick you in the nuts. They do this. Isaac, don't talk to this fellow. He's from St. Petersburg. He doesn't even know. I'm more like Shaneish, burn.

Thank you. What episode is this? 50. It's actually 50. Yeah, it's actually 50. Yeah, last time we lied. We said 52,000 times. We fucked up last time.

We fucked up. Yeah, we were saying 50 like four times. Yeah, it was confident and we believe them. Welcome back everyone to the group chat podcast, episode 50, finally. Today we are going to be talking about something without Yami because he's sleeping because he hates us. He told us, he sent it to us via DM. We are low on time. So, what?

We are excommunicating. We're actually going to be wrapping this up right now. Thank you guys for joining us for this week's podcast. No. We're excommunicating. Blake Yommison from the podcast. Wow, dude, Jesus. What?

Is that a... Is that a... No, it's just terrifying when he sings his name. I don't know. Thank you, Code Group for sponsoring us today. Use Gamer Subs out of... Use Gamer Subservo. Dude, don't know.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, they actually are. Cam, put in this bitly link, I'm going to send it to you. No, don't do that. Put in a virus while you're at it. Gets take clicks. So today, well, before we start anywhere, I want to ask a question. Yeah.

We just talked about before we started recording, but that TikTok of grunk exploding, we have to talk about the fact that that has like, what, two million views on TikTok? Dude, he's hot. What? Wait, wait. What? There's like two many people that have watched a clip of... Yeah, he's a sexy off my glasses.

Two million people who just... Do you know how many people have watched... Have watched Larry disappear into the darkness and lastly, if you see two, three? That was when I get back to one. Guys, he's here behind the scenes, by the way. He's here! So anyways, that was...

He doesn't the sound effects and everything. He didn't scream. I had to put that all in there. Wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me, Isaac, that that other video blew up to you? Oh, yeah. Which one? Yes.

With Larry? Yes. I want to explode it. For a week straight, there was multiple reposts of the, this guy got shot. Shotgun. The airport one. Yeah. That guy is still making a rap.

He's still making Isaac Y videos. I don't know how. He's still trying to run with Isaac Y. I don't want to talk about that. I want to talk about that. Because not only did he catch wind of everything that was happening, he then started making me like freestyles and he did one and I was like dude you killed this man

he made two next one and then he said in the second one all right every Saturday I'm gonna be making an Isaac why damn you push them over the edge and I was doing it every day he's in a time he's on like infinite time work 14 or 15 right now like here's so many of them he thinks it's December still

it's a groundhog day for him it is every single day he wakes up and he starts rapping about Isaac Yves every day he wakes up and last leave his seat three like is a uploaded. It just came out like Christmas morning Groundhog Day. Oh my God. That's perfect. Christmas morning. You get to watch the same video every single time. Last movie, just freshly open. And Groundhog Day, are you conscious that you're repeating or is? Yeah. Yeah, you're the only one

is conscious. Then you have to convince other people that you're not. What is that? You have to basically predict until the people it's going to happen so that they start believing you. What is that? What is that? What are you talking about? Groundhog. Groundhog Day? Like the movie? When like, yeah, when the guy keeps on repeating the same day. Yeah. That's why he says six more weeks. restarts it or he just goes to bed and restarts. Wait, you're not talking about the actual holiday Groundhogs Day? You're talking about like a movie?

No, it's an actual movie. The holiday is nothing to get people dying. What the fuck that they have to do with the groundhog? No one talks about the real groundhouse. It's an actual real strong. It's boring. It's fake. Well, I want to change topics for just one second and say,

did you guys know how easy it is to get international driver's license? Because Yummy and I were talking about it today and no one talks about it. And then Yummy was like, maybe we're just like poor. National driver's license. It is very easy. If you, listen, if you want to drive, if you're an American and you want to drive in like Europe or like any other country ever, like ever, all you have to do is go to this place, you sign out, like you fill out a document, you pay like $35 and you get an international driver's license. It's like a piece of paper. It's valid.

What was that mean? You should not have to say that. All it takes is one idiot to drive on the wrong side of the road because they think they're all that and they fucking. Oh, I have a scary story actually. is kind of cool. Do tell, do tell. I was driving in the car, my dear friend in the right seat,

and my friend in the back seat, and I was just driving, and literally, I was like, I don't even know, like, I was paying attention, but the light was red, but I was still pressing the gas. Like, I just kept going,

and like, the guy in the back was like, yo, it's a red light, and it took him to, like, for me to notice. Like, if he didn't tell me, I would have just went straight through it, and I don't even know why that has never happened before.

Right, but you're going to get a lot of three hundred times. Dude, there is your license. Yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy. It's supposed to come to your front door and play this clip. Grunk. Yeah. I have, I can make you feel better.

Yeah, because Sopholy does that all the time. My passion was hit by a brick and died. I don't know if I ever shared this story on the podcast. And I mean, I don't mind to do it. It's kind of like a lesson to don't do it. I was 18 years old. Oh, I was like 17. Like me.

God, no. And I was. And I was texting and driving, which is something you don't do. Oh, my God. And I ran a red light. I wasn't paying attention. And so this was back when I just was like super like, I guess a whole, like, when you think about like who you were like 18 or 17 versus like, I don't know, like, fucking now, like, 23. It's like whole different people, dude.

But like, I was a whole different person and I was like texting and driving and like not paying attention and I ran a red light. I almost got to a car accident. I'm not even going to lie. I like pulled over and I was freaking the fuck out. And ever since then. It's scary. Every single time I go to an interval, well, in general. Do you remember the countless stop signs that you ran when you came over?

Dude, okay. Pennsylvania is like stupid. Dude, no, no. I was like, do you remember when you faced? No, no, they have like these weird octagonical shape of sticks at the stop signs. I don't get it, dude. I think, do you remember when you faced fucking, like 17 rows of cars and they're all fucking on-in-left in Texas?

That's not my fault. Actually, it was no, it wasn't 17. It was one truck. It was one truck. It was one truck. There was a horde of it. Listen, listen, Isaac, he was trying to, he's trying to come at me and tell me it ran red lights. But in Pennsylvania, they add a stop sign to every fucking intersection you cross.

It's not my fault. Dude. They do that here, too. It's so dumb. You're driving in like a 35 and there's a stop sign every five feet. Like what, I don't know, I wasn't used to it. So we didn't have red lights in my town. Yeah, you guys had like, logs.

We had dirt road and horses. Yep. I, um, so I was playing a game the other day. and I was playing a game the I was playing a game the other day a driving game and I hit a new record high speed in that game I think he's winking at us because he hit a record high

in real life now that he spent 80 miles per hour and a 20 in a school zone he hit a little kid no I was like Forza and I hit I hit 120 and it was like crazy Dude, the first time I hit 100 was like, there was no one on the road. The second time I hit 100 was here. It was 120.

I hit 80. It was kind of easy to hit like high speeds here because, like, I knew. Roads are kind of like huge here. I knew one wrong, run one wrong joystick pool and my car would flip it out die. Like it is crazy. Have you guys ever done me up? It's like G-Force. You have a headlights challenge?

You said what? No headlights challenge. Oh. Oh yeah, blackout? Yeah. blackout. You ever done the driving? Go. Alright, here we go. I only do it on highways. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, fuck, I don't have a camera, dude.

Like, you guys should not have access to video games to You ever do that? You ever do that? The game where you close your eyes and see how far you can get? Yeah. That's disgusting to these videos. Don't do that. Yeah, um, I did that

the head, like, thing on an accident. Um, I, I, I turned on my car. turned on my car at night in my driveway and I pulled down in my driveway and I was like, why is it so dark? And I didn't have my headlights on. Oh, I've done that few times. Like when I go to the gas station and it's like, it's fucking dark and I can get a tip of my headlights. It freaks you out. It's like, what is

happening? Yeah, used to it. You ever seen those TikToks of those guys doing BMG but it's like the gravity's different planets? Yeah. It's like, dude, it was like a hit and like talking over it. He was like, you all survived them. And then the most safe of The one who's like, no, I don't know, I'll be fucked up from that one.

And it'll be like Jupiter and just slam to the ground and flats like a pancake. Like, oh, no, you all survived that. Oh, yeah. Roll the story, drive safe. Don't don't. Actually, that was the first and last time I'd ever drive that fast in a game.

Yeah. Because it's, it's being used. In a game, yeah, of course. No, don't, don't do that crap. I got recently, the last time I got pulled over, I was 11 over. Really? So. Actually, that was one of the funniest things

because you were 16. 15 over. I was 11 over. You said you were going 60, it was 45. No, I can not. Plus 15 is what? 130. No, I was going 50, I was going 54, 55.

That's unusual. I was 10, that's 10 above. They usually, they usually never, they'll never pull you over if you're over 10. Like it's just 10. 10's like the, that's the great period. Five is like the one that's like, it's like, whatever. The reason why that cop pulled me over was he was like, that that intersection usually has a lot of accidents.

That was at the time. That was that bad accident we saw. Yeah. And there was like a family. I stopped with my mom because it was back when my mom came down with us and she was just chilling and shit. We stopped and there was this Tesla that had collided with another car at this intersection, this really dangerous intersection.

And that cop that was right after that, two days after that he pulled you over and said, yo. Yep. They're on an accident chair. So every single time I go on that road, I'm always at like 48 or 50. I remember, oh my god When my brother was doing a medical Like training because he was like a first responder

He had a medical book of accidents And this showed depictions of like different accidents That were like really fucked up And so I was like I was like what is this? I opened the page And there was a photo of this girl Who stole her dad's car And then was driving like extremely fucking fast

She hits She hits the side of something And then her whole fucking head is like off Like it's like why the f- What are you saying this? What is your problem? And I was sitting there with this book. I was like this.

I was like, Dude. Dude. I was like, and then I turned the page and it's like the autopsy. I was, dude, I was so young. How did you get that?

My brother, my brother. It was my brother's, uh, Why is your brother? Because he was a first responder. It's so goddamn funny down here, dude. He was a first responder for why. for a while. I was a first responder.

Yeah, me too. Back in 01. You're the first responder to the kitchen. My door just opened. They rolled out the trough. Oh. They roll out the trough. Well, yeah, why were you guys laughing?

What, you do that all the time. What, Slop? It's chill. Okay. Me laughing. Wait, Tanner, I saw the, like, like, it went from Brown Slot to White Slop. What happened?

Oh, I changed the flavor of the protein daughter. I didn't know it was the Isaac Wise story today. Oh. He was good for him. Yeah, Isaac shared my story in that one. I found out how to go to AAA to get up.

You guys know, yeah. I'm holding a grudge. I'm holding up three times today. Oh my. Isaac comes in three times. He's like, yo, what documents do I bring for the international?

And then he tells my story about international. And then you go out to eat without me. You don't even tell me. Hey, it's it cool. If we fucking ditch you and go get food. We had a busy day today.

What can we say? Oh, oh. All right, Tanner. I'll tell your stupid, stupid idiot story. Oh, I just changed it from dark, rich chocolate. Fucking gooey gooey, Magui Doobie and I change it to fruity Pebbles protein and I tell you what.

Which is better. That could have been the craziest rhyme scheme. Ubi-Dubi-Dubi Bdubi-Dubi to Peeble, a bebble double double. Fruity pebble of double trouble. Write that down. Yo. Brut that down.

Fruitie pebble slop is not good. I'll tell you that. Really? I bet it tastes like chemicals. It's just bland. No, it tastes like nothing. It's like just imagine slop, but just like in your mouth. I don't.

I can't. No, cock. Yeah. It's like a little melted cock in your mouth. At the time when I was left alone in the desert and deserted by my friends and left alone and killed and neglected by Tanner, he was like, I don't know, figure out here for yourself, man. I was like trying to make my own shit. He was like, oh, you just fucking do what it is you put in the microwave.

I did it, dude. Isaac. Can I tell you what it is? Me, man. Are you an abusive household? I'm an abusive household. I'm taking out on everyone here because I'm an abusive household. I would say something that's awesome about.

this house even though it's abusive this house always has an infinite supply of rice crispy treats you can talk about abusive we can talk about what yeah my rice crispy treats also you guys came in my room and you were so weird we were grabbing his penis there's one thing that i can say that i pick from that's not really like mine that i don't contribute to is first crispy treats there's one thing i'm always it used to be bananas i used to find bananas it used to be pop tarts oh yeah there's a huge supply of pop tarts you would just like yeah i'd be like oh wait no one likes cinnamon I missed the Pop-Tart area. We need to bring this back now.

That was so good. I just wake up in the pop-tart. I missed the ruler era, bro. We had a ruler we play with. Me and Larry were the first ones in the house. Would you go bring-bring-bing? We would try to like, we'd try to hit the ceiling and touch it.

It was Larry's dad's or something like that. It was also Larry's dad's or something like that, but it was also bent a little bit. So you're trying to bounce it while. It was impossible to ever put it higher than like. We broke it when we were doing that. I forget how, but we somehow bent it. And it just like stayed like they were like, why did I do that?

I bet you you probably let go of it. And it was like, that probably happened. That was a good sound effect, man. Good job. Thank you, man. Thank you. What I said.

That was like such a mid-south effect. That was a great sound effect, man. Yeah, look that lily pad on Tanner's mouth. Grug. Why does it look white? Look. No, that means you're on weed. I learned that today.

No. What? Tattered weed. Cotton milk. Drunk. Look at my hand, look at my hand. No, I'm not. If I do, if I color-picked that right now,

I'd come back as, like, like, quadruple F. Zero, zero, zero. Five-five, F-F, F, F. Holy fuck! How does that even work? How does what work? There's no way you're Mexican. I don't believe for a damn second.

My teacher, my English teacher tried to dog me today, bad. What? Wait, what does that mean? You know what that means? You know what that means? I'm sorry. A dog.

Oh, my. He tried to rod dog you? Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause.

Okay. That's all I miss. She tried to screw me over. She tried to screw me over. Oh my God. Screw in. She tried to screw it. Oh my God.

Dog. Dog, dog. Okay, one more time. One more time. She tried to ruin me. What? What are you talking about? She, she,

Okay, listen. She tried to fill me out. So particularly, this is a college level class, right? Already super hard class, really obnoxious. I have a 90, no, earlier this week, last week, I had a 91.2. A, that's an A. That's a minus. What class of this?

Dual enrollment, British and American literature. And then, and then, um, Monday, day before grades are done, day before grades are full submit. She enters a zero out of 20, which brings my grade from a 91 to an 89.2, which doesn't round up to a B, or I mean an A, so it stays B. And the thing is, about this assignment, about this assignment, I turned it in. I showed her, I walked up to her desk. She read it. It was a thesis.

She was approving a thesis. And she wrote on my paper and said, just changed this and you're good. I changed it. I told her I changed it. She gave me a thumbs up. I thought we were chill. Not chill.

She entered the zero out of 20. And I found out this morning. I found out this morning. You weren't supposed to hand it in. What did you do about this? What did you do? Apparently we were. You stood up for yourself.

Apparently we were supposed to start in. But I marched up to the teacher's lounge. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh, the teacher's lounge. Oh, shit, it's wheelbiz. I went, bah, bah, bah. No, I went, boom, boom, boom. Hey, hey, Mrs. Grunk, come out here. You got the door. She's like, she's like, oh, hey. I'm like, why did you give me a zero out of 20 for this when I did the assignment? He's like, oh, oh, just give that to me and I'll fix it. It's like, yeah, you will. Yeah, you will. Yeah, you will. Yeah, you will. Yeah, you put her in her spot, man. Yeah. Yeah. You should have keyed her car and, like, cut her brake lines.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Grunket school is. English teachers are the worst. Do you guys still use Scantrons in school? Yeah, for SATs and stuff. Okay. That's yeah.

Yeah. I didn't know if they do like... It's like a Decepticon transformer thing. Scantron is where you fill out. You don't know what that is, Tanner? You fill out the bubbles. It's the little... Oh, those ones are.

Yeah. Okay. And it has like the weird like barcode on the top. So it's like pretty much. impossible to cheat on. Yeah. Unless schools are stupid. They wouldn't let me,

they would always have us do like paper notes and we can like take out our laptops or like doing. Oh, they do that, that changed. Grunk, I know for a fact, everyone in his school or in his class takes notes on like,

oh, that was actually gross. Sorry, that was a scare for the listeners. Grunk, I don't know, man. Grunk drunk drunk,

drunk, grump, no, no, no, there's a no man house. Oh, it's a siding.

Oh, it's a siding. Well NOMs are real Dude, okay My media of the week is DJ Khalid Let's go shopping Literally Let's go shopping

My entire liked on TikTok Is just DJ Khaled clips From this one account Yeah my entire fucking Fannie has been on Twitter has been fucking Matan Oh my gosh He's everywhere

He was on Denzel Curry concert Like he travels thousands of miles in days. Like every other day he travels a thousand miles which I don't understand where who his parents are, where he gets the money, or the time, or the patience to go travel all that much. Maybe he has a private jet. He was on a video with speed today I saw. On what? On a what? He saw speed in a restaurant going to Jersey.

Yep. Like what? How? He's everywhere. He is everywhere. He is everywhere. He somehow got onto this podcast. I don't know who let him on. Well, I dude is a joke, but somehow he got on here and we should have kept it. We should have saved the podcast. I was so frustrated with that footage. I just deleted

it. As soon as soon as I ended it and I saw the, I thought that was a pretty good recording from him, I just scrapped it. We should upload. It was like 30 minutes long.

His whole persona is crazy. Like, I don't know what he is in real person. The one thing that I think we're one of the only people in the entire world who has seen him almost break character.

He did break character. Didn't he? Yeah, remember he did break it. He broke it a little bit and then he made him laugh. There was a tie, yeah, he had to do that. You know, you know that there are these like live streams on TikTok where they have to be really

serious and like cringy and they have to drool and shit. I forget the fucker's name, but they're like super silly and sometimes they break character. where to do that, they like put their entire hand out of the frame and they come back and then they do it again because you're not ready. Yeah. Uh, fuck. I know.

On TikTok. Uh, freaking Martin and, uh, freaking freaking, like Roscoe or something like that. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, but, dude, yeah. Roscoe. So that happened, that happened with him, I think, once or twice. Yeah, because he was like, you know, Aldo. Yeah, yeah, Waldo, Aldo.

Aldo. Aldo. Aldo. Aldo. Yeah. Aldo. Alldo. We should, okay.

What? What? We should get one. on the podcast. I feel like that'd be really funny. You know one of them? Yeah. We should get Aldo. We need a new guest on it. Although, all those like the dirp.

I don't know. I mean, I hope. I just hope the... Could they keep it up for an hour? How long do they do this? Yes, they can. They live streamed for like fucking two hours, doing it.

Everyone who does live streams on TikTok do it for like five hours. They always do. That is insane. Wait, what do you get... Do you guys sit crisscross apples sauce in your chairs? No, I have a photo. Actually, no.

You have a photo. Actually sit criss cross apples sauce in your chair? This guy is like, cared of being anything but male. Dude, Nick, Nick says, no, my legs don't fucking fit like that in my chair. Okay.

That's crazy. No, no, no, no. Nick does this. He doesn't like to Donatello. He does, yeah, he's like L from death no. I was literally just sitting like this. I can't do the L. I can't do the L.

I knew it, see? Tanner, I can't do it. He said like that. He made fun. He made fun. No, I can do the L, but I just have no pants on right. I mean, if Camels to blur it. Huh?

The L where the legs is tucked under. under? Yeah, and he like, goes to the L. What is this thing? I don't even know. I never watched Death Note. Yeah, that's what he does. It says it increases like his cognitive process by 80% and he's like a super, super smart

dude when he does like he is L. Larry is L, he's Mexican L. He's A-Y. He's A-Y. What is L? What is L? Is off Dethno. Have you ever seen Death-No, Nick?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. That's L. I know. I'm gonna say that he's Japanese? No. Oh. Well, technically, yeah, because it's in Tokyo. It's based in Tokyo. Wait, but... Wait, who? El? His case was based in Tokyo, but he wasn't.

Yeah, Elle was, El was a foreign guy. He was from, uh... God damn it. I can't remember either. Well, he did speak... Blue Japanese, so I mean... I think it's about time to watch Death Note again. All right, how about this? Family... I'm Googling.

Family watching... family watching night of, um... Of, um... ... of, um... Spino. He's from England. He's from England. from Winchester, England, sorry. Black Clover.

Why? Watch one piece. You have to get past episode like 30-something of Asta being a movie. Oh my God. Listen, listen. You've got to get past season one. Okay, listen, this is what's going to happen? You're going to watch Black Clover.

You're going to be like, wow, I hate Asta. I love his brother. His brother's actually really cool. Then you come to find out his brother's a douche, and then you actually like Osda's an edgy one. Yeah. Right, Isaac? Well, I already knew that his brother's like a douche, a fucking, but I don't know.

His brother is a douche, yeah, but it's like, it's basically just like the, imagine one piece, but with like wizards. Me too. It's literally it. It's one piece, but with wizards. Borgant. No main characters out of one piece die. No main characters ever died.

It's kind of like fairy tale. No main characters ever died. They don't die. It's fairy tale, but awesomer because in fairy tale, literally I don't think anyone really died much. I hate fairy tale, too. You watch it, though, and I didn't. I watched like, I think, 70-something episodes and English dub. So that was my very first anime and then I never watched anime again until...

You know, I just thought about it. Reincarnated it as a slime is one of the anime's one of the animas I've watched. It's one of the worst, but I never really talked about it. It's a really good. No, it's not. No, it's good. If a girl says it's bad, then it's bad. No, of course it's a family show.

Parasite as a family show. Come on, please. Well, we just finished Blue Lock, so we'll be okay, yeah. We watch Food Wars? Oh The Wars was Okay, wait Larry got me on that food war

shit I won't even lie So I'm You know You know how I get into it Right I think No You

I forgot We're playing Valerie We're playing Valerie When it was like Oh my God I know Stop talking Stop talking

It just sounds so bad Everything about this conversation We were playing Valerie And you convinced me To watch this fucking anime about sex No it was It was really

No I mentioned You mentioned the scene I was like that's not real Let me look it up. And then after that I watched it. And I just kept watching it. That is horrendous. And then I remember just Isaac, unironically, I would go to Isaac's house sometimes.

This is back when we live. Yeah. This is back when we lived, like, at our other houses. And Isaac would ironically just be watching it and like eating food. You'd be like, no, man, this is really good. Yeah, it wasn't bad. It wasn't a bad show until everything. I mean, it was good.

It was cool to see the progression. But the ending was like rushed. It was like, the ending was very. Oh my gosh, Winston. It was supposed to be epic, but no, whatever. Anyways, there's no rushed anime like Hunter X Hunter, for the end of my opinion. Luffy just fucking died.

Luffy, no. It's just fell on the, it's fun to walk keyboard. What if you live still over? There's like a big Welch. Has Grunk been running for me? Do you run still? Are you running still? I just scratched the palate.

No. Oh my God. That's your fault, buddy. Gras, just running anymore. Nope. Why? Why, dude? Nope.

I'm proud and clear. Nope. Because I don't really care. No, no, but actually, though, it's because, um. Sweet. That's kind of cold. It's kind of cool. I don't know.

Like, I started waking. I was waking up at 6 and getting up and running, but then I started waking up at 6.30 and I'm like, that's not enough time to run. So then I, yeah. Time is a dead killer. Time is a yes. Time is bad, but It's not enough time in the...

It's because realistically, right now, I'm fine with how I feel and look. I'm content with my body, so I don't really feel the need to change. Oh, that's real. This summer, I kind of want to lock in and gym some. Lock in. You have to log in beforehand. Lock in now.

Lock in now is like my catchphrase. Locking in now is kind of very one of the most difficult. You've never said that ever. I say, you guys don't know me anymore. You don't know me anymore. Yeah, you don't know me. I've been saying, how long have you been saying lock in for? I've been saying it all of the time.

Literally, probably a week and a half now. You've been saying that's for school work. For school work? Like, I'm going to lock in. Let me lock in real quick. And then I lock in and finish it. You started Blue Log, didn't you? I did start Blue Lock.

I'm an episode. I already got it. No. No. Are you digging it? Can you do? Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's very anime, but it says it's pretty cool.

It's very, what's the word? There's a really weird. I get upset whenever they sit there during a play and just sit there and talk. It's like, soccer would not work like that. Oh, yeah, wait, no, everyone makes fun of that shit. You know, there was like videos that people were making of like the games if there was no monologue. And it's like a 30 second clip. Yeah.

It's like, bam bam, bam, do do do. But at the same time, grunk, you can't really bash it because that's what One Piece is right now. Um, one piece has always been there. Wow. Um, I guess. But it's like one, one piece has the has, like it's warranted, you know, it has a story. But a blue lock, it's like, like, man, I really have to, I have to like, holy goodness. Acknowledge the play. I have to find my inner monster.

It's like. Yeah. It gets better. It's on locking in, man. Yeah, you got a blue lock in. Lock in. You do that, Greg. You ever notice that?

What? We have to wait for you until you stop monologuing. You do that a lot. And be like, drunk, every single time and you sit there and think about what is you talking about

the whole, our lives pause. We have to think, we have to watch it and watch you like monologue for hours and your fucking camera like swoos in on you. My bad.

This is like weird thing. And then you come back. Let me stop. Dude, every single time, yeah, back when you said lock in, we just watched like a 30 minute flashback of all the times you ever said lock in.

It sucks. And it was like, and then I was like... Yeah, if you go frame by frame in this video, you can see yourself like moving around, like aging, like all this shit. Do you even notice that the podcast are actually like three hours long? Dude, I don't know if this was, if I told you guys about this, but I bought a lot of... Yeah, I did tell you about that. I bought a lot of, a lot of manga recently.

Yep. Yeah, I bought like a hundred twenty dollars worth of the Jojo Bazaar adventure. A lot of them. Yeah, the shit. The shit that is commenting. The shit that is coming I mean it's not like a fucking nerd But oh my God dude

Everything is coming all together All at once in my face Everything's coming There's like a whole bunch of new seasons And movies and shit Oh yeah Who the fuck that I think it was Cage I sent it too because he was like super hyped

Yeah the fucking ranking of Kings is coming out Dude Blue Lock season two is coming out already We got the Black Clover movie We have fucking Joyboy coming I saw your DM Isaac Yeah I'll go and watch that with you Yeah thanks for responding I actually already found the date.

Hey, can you watch John Wick 3 now? I already watched it. I heard John Wick 4 was bad. I heard it was bad. I was just chilling in my room or something like that and then I just like go to my office. Dude, the fucking Johnwick, I think it was Johnwick 2.

He was watching. Was blasting in the living room. I was like, bro, I walked up to him and I was like, bro, are you hard of hearing? Like, what is the one is like? No, no, no, no, no. Here's the thing. I think of the time.

Here's the thing with John Wick. It's like, it's like the music would be like, John Wick would be like, come. No, you're like, turn up to you what he's saying, and then it goes by that. John Wake,

do you think you have what it takes? You're like, put on the rap. I'm here. Yeah. Yeah, do it. Yeah. Do my heart density looks so big. Oh my God.

What? My dad's just like someone just went over and over again for like 30 seconds. Almost like that happened. Yeah, the waveforms. Oh, jinks. You know me a dick, but anyways, yeah,

John Wick is a good movie. I just have to listen to it a little bit louder than I like. Your word counts a little low. Say something. I've been trying to, man. Oh, go ahead. What?

Why you got Christmas? Dude, I've been trying, I should I got a Christmas decoration. Christmas decoration? Yeah, you got a snow. Oh,

no, this is. my favorite one. I like him. He just sings and plays a saxophone. But my actual real favorite one is this one. Oh my God, I thought you could see my penis. I actually have no pants on. No you do. Do you actually, is you dick just out? I don't understand. Do you want me to stand up? Don't stand up. Don't stand up. Don't stand up. No, no, don't stand up. I think it's better if you don't. He's wearing his classic underwear. Yeah, I vote stand up. Genuine question. Tanner, how many pairs of underwear that you're wearing do you have? Oh my God. Always see you in the true point. I think that you don't wear if you wear the same pair of underwear.

I have the same pair of underwear, and it is, I think, 13 pairs exactly. Yeah, no. I don't know which one's green and what's clean. Well, I just put it in a little pile. He sniffs it. I also do sniffing. Does this smell like really touch or not? I'm like, yeah, this is like a new pair, and then I put it over there.

I've lined with, like, holes in it and I still wear it. Yeah, dog, like your laundry is like, it just looks like a cartoon character. Like I go in there. I see like one OTK shirt and 14 compression shorts. You got one pair of those colorful. One wife beater. black pants I stopped wearing one pair of pants

that you guys made fun before wear another one this like you guys dress like a fucking cartoon character girl with the tittyes that are over the showing yeah all right stuff how many how many podcasts do you think that MTV shirts in I give a nice big guess because I can tell you it's a lot a hundred of them I think a lot

there actually have been a hundred podcasts they have not been a hundred podcasts I don't know I've missed about half a half of the podcast yeah that too you're on track though. You're better. See rehab helped.

Well, if we didn't record the podcast right now, he wouldn't be here. Because we have a lot to do. We have a lot of stuff to do. There's a channel that we're not allowed to talk about. There's a... What channel? We're doing a video for Isaac. And it was supposed to be the podcast.

There's something we can't say it. We've got a lot of stuff. Yeah, me personally, I just have to build a bench and get to spring break and I'm done. Build a bench. Yeah, he told me. I was like, yo, what are you doing tomorrow? He's like, I'm going to be building a bench. Me and my friends are building a bench.

We're building a bench to put in the, like, next to the parking lot of our school. So we have somewhere to sit in the morning rather than in our cars because we have like six people crammed into one car. I feel like that's going to be taken by someone. I don't care. Put C4 under it. Yeah. Like, why would it be taking? It's literally in the back, very back of the parking lot.

So it's like, who would care? Add a contraption. Every time someone sits down, it makes a beeping sound. No, literally if someone tries to take it. I will, I will, um... Oh, careful, careful, careful. I will... Let's use it against you to court, we'll all stop.

Perjury, perjury, perjury, perjury. I'll finish it for you, I'll finish it for you. I'll finish them out of the way. Are you threatening someone? No. That's, uh, that holds up in court. Can you send you the address to where you are so I can find that bench? Yeah, I got you.

Somebody record this. No, no, it's actually gonna be cool. We're gonna put it, we're gonna put little art supplies next bit so anyone who uses it can like John. So, yeah, don't worry. Those are literally gonna. be taken. Why? Why am I white? Because people are mean grung. No, they are. What fuck is that? Oh, you got a mule's tongue. Why when people do wise, like, like, markers? Yeah, like markers and

stuff, yeah, markers. You should do like something that doesn't come off in the rain, like Sharpie or spray paint. Dry erase markers. Oh, spray paint gets bad. That'd be bad. You're 18. You have to add a finisher, add a finisher to it. Gloss. Oh, you need to be 18 to that. You need to be 18. We're going to put varnish on it. Yeah, people Yeah, people love it Apparently you need to be 18 to buy fucking medicine from CVS, fun fact everybody

It's no, it's just It's freaking The cough syrup Yeah, I didn't know you You had to be 18 to buy Like day quill, like what the fuck? Yeah, you mixed coding with that Yeah, sorry I didn't know that I was going to go home

and be a trapper Me at Wigman scanning is getting cough syrup and asking the 85 year old woman to see an ID because that's their policy She dies right there Oh I needed this right now Yeah

You have to ask for their ID just even like when they're 85. Yep. I bet you, yeah, it's probably a pop-up in your system that doesn't allow you to continue unless you scan something. Yep. Oh, wow.

That's so stupid. It's like, man, it's just put in, we just have to put in a birthday, so if I know, I don't even ask, I just like,

it's like, it's expensive, like compared to other, like, yeah. It's like a fans club. Wegman's like the rich, the rich old person.

It's like, yeah. Isn't it Wegman's like the B tier of Whole Foods? My last shift was literally the longest, like, busiest shift I've ever had. It was terrible. Like people, the ignorance of people is so insane.

Like, if you're in a, if you... Like one person you met, I fucked you up. I thought you're really restricting. Okay. You can't talk to you. This is just a general thing. Like, people that come in with magnum orders of like, like, 50 plus items, you should not just stand there on your phone while I'm bagging and scanning for you.

You should be behind me bagging also. Because, like, you should shoot the next person that does that. I don't like that. You should be behind me bagging. Not behind. I would be bagging. You should be dogging behind me. Dogging me from behind me.

That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. You should be fucking me right in the. He's having a mental breakdown because he can't word himself right. It's free. I am wording myself right. If you're sitting, if you have the time to sit there on your phone and sit there with your arms cross and watch me bag, you can go be, you can help me bag.

That's common you can help me. Grunk, has anyone ever, have you ever scanned someone's, like all their groceries and their card declined? Yes, yes. But it's easy. It's easy because my manager just comes over and suspends the order and takes it to customer service. I don't have to deal with it. Okay. That's good.

All right. Well, Tanner is currently for the listeners at home, fucking a frog. No, I'm not. Ribbit, rib it. Ribbit. Hey, Tanner, give it a big hug. Nick. What?

You know what? You know what? Piss me off really fucking bad today. Oh, here we go. Look at this. What the fuck is that? What the tongue? What is that?

Why? Look at it. Look at it come in my finger. All right, listen, Larry and I was ordering some lemon pepper wings. And Larry was like, oh, you inspired me to get some. And today, when I got them, they were not only, like, literally small seasons of, like, lemon pepper. They're really tiny. They're, like, the size of my thumb.

They're, like, chicken fingers. Not only that, they were, like, dried up. Like, all the good part, it's just, like, wings are hit on this. Like, they could be, like, really bad or really good. Yeah. And if you look at the bottom, the ones at the bottom are just, like, drenched in oil. Like, it's disgusting. Yep.

It's droopy. It's what? It was, that was, that was, like, the worst fucking one I've gone so far. This house should start doing, like, meal preps and shit, dude. I won't even lie. I've been having like a mean craving for like the most ridiculous healthy shit in the world I've been on my slop grind

this entire time. No, even better than slob buddy. No, there's nothing better than slob, dude. Shut the hell up. There's nothing better than slob. Nope. Imagine chicken and broccoli. Oh my god. I hope you get pig troughed. This is right back guys. Get in the pen. Get in the pen. Get in the pen. Bye, back. Imagine salmon salmon and rice. He chopped up sin.

What the hell is wrong? I'm dreaming about slob. I don't even care about any of that. I have a daydream bubble, and it's like a big, like a barrel of slav getting poured aside. It's a big, like a blue ribbon pig. Denny's ready. Slop.

Like, fills up to her triangle. There's like a bunch of pigs that look like me. It comes like spilling out like a cement truck. My mouth on hinges and it comes right to me like, oh, you're like pig god from fucking one-time. I am pig god. Oh, god, but he only eats slot. No.

No, neck. Pig God. Oh. Not Pat God. Sorry. Did you get any of that? No. How long was he gone?

How long was he got? He lost it so long. He grew a beard. That was the longest one of what he's done. This guy at Wegman said, I got a, I got a paper blast. 100 items card to card to 85 years old

I failed to realize how long I talk sometimes Oh no you're good We were talking about it when we were at Cabo Bob's the other day If you guys were to have a franchise You should do Cabo Bobs I don't know why I thought about that

But Cabo Bobs is better than Chipoli Larry agree Oh man I agree I agree I agree I've yet to be I agree I've yet to go there Better than Chipoli Yes 100%

And they already talked about this why I want to talk about it again. Trying to get a Chick-fil-A franchise, you have a better chance of getting into Harvard than getting one. Yeah. I got into Harvard. Chick-fil-A.

Owning a Chick-fil-A is legitimately just straight-up money printing. That's money. That's money glitch. Yeah, because it's only $10,000 bucks. Any of you ever played G-Mod Dark-R-Pee? You can play the role of like a drug dealer and you can get something called a money-printer

and you just like literally just in the back-eat-room just like have money printers and stuff like that. That's all it is. It's crazy, dude. Why? They're fucking, they're stupid, man. People are real lights. They will just buy Chick-fil-A all day.

The chambu-g-all-d-a-oh. My last chick-fil-A order. Slop. My last Chick-fil-A order, they actually probably lost the customer. It was really disgusting. What? Why? What would you order?

The chicken was dry. The mac and cheese was, like, watery. It was disgusting. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah, yeah, really bad. Uh, normal dinner time era. Alright, so don't do that.

Go towards the afternoon. Well, I normally go through dinner time era and it's perfect, so. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Listen, I'm not an avid, like, uh, you know, corporate America kind of defender for, like, all these giant companies, but I will say that Chick-fil-A, it's got my heart. Chick-Fleigh can get it, dude.

Truitt Caffney was on the shit. Do you know about... Do I know about what? Do you know? about the charities they donate to, buddy? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know? Listen, listen.

Listen, listen, listen, every single gay person has went to Chick-Fleigh has agreed that it's the best homophobic chicken in America. That's just facts. If there has to be a homophobic chicken mascot, it's going to be Chick-fil-A. That's just... I don't know about the stuff that they donate to. I'm not going to lie. It's a pretty religious and Christian-based organization. That's why they close on some days.

They have donated to certain charities that have to do with... the Elimination of the fruits Is it conversion Is it actually conversion therapy? Is it actually conversion therapy? I don't know I don't know

It's just like super like hardcore Christian It's just not LGBT supportive charities Let's just say that Because I don't know exactly which ones they are But damn their chicken's good So I can't really I don't know man Someone else if someone else made a chocolate sandwich

You know who's not controversial Cabo fucking bobs and you know what They are a nine and a half and a ten. They will be a ten if you just don't get the zucchini and squash because it makes it a little too watery. Aside from that, it's a ten of ten. I've never had cobbobs. You know who's given an ten of ten? You know who gave it a ten and of ten?

And he's king of fast food. Fucking yummy. Dude, yummy could eat a fucking... He was like, this is the best food I've ever eaten my life. He's eating like the Waterburger onion rings, dude. He's a pudding is not valid here.

Yumi's appetite. Yumi's appetite is like onion rings over like fucking... He's a complete... I'm the food critic from Ratatoui. Bro, you can give you can give yummy like a tin trash cat with like fucking garbage you'll be like

oh, oh, that's the goodness fast whatever hit in my fucking life. And then he'll go on and like random about some other shit. The ones is yummy. In terms of fast food opinions is that cheaters chicken fucking blows.

Cheaters, he tastes like socks. It tastes like really bad socks. It's not even cheaters. That's the funniest part. It's called Jester's chicken. No, yummy.

Yummy had like, dead ass, zoomies out the ass. Remember that, Larry, yesterday? He always gets zoomies. But he had him bad. He loves eating. He loves eating. He has a big eater. Cabo Bobbs did him so good.

He got like the crazy zoomies. So. You like, take a button. He was like, woo! You know when yummy takes a bite at something? He like, bites and his eyes open up and he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like SpongeBob's doing it. What is wrong with you?

Every single podcast that gets demonetized is going to be Tanner's fault. No, we have yet to get demonetized. Really? Is that true? Is that true? Yes. Our CPM must be like a billion. No, we had one. We had one.

We had one. I remember. What are you doing? We had one? What was he one? I think it was next fault, actually. I don't remember. I think we did curse in the very beginning.

We did. I think we said fuck in the very beginning. I think we said we were talking about some story, wasn't it? I don't remember. Who cares? He just made that up. Yeah, I did. No, I think Larry says that's bad on. Bro, shut up. Larry says a lot of really bad stuff. I do.

Larry says the worst shit. It's okay, though. I see some shit that's going to fuck you up real bad. Larry be so. He's a little chaotic. We get any blame him. He dudes kind of Discord VCs out at 4 a.m. right now. What can I say?

All right? What can I say? I rushed my chaotic levels. Wait, dude, dude, dude. Speaking of which, you didn't, oh my God. You shamed your chaotic level. That sucked, the rest of the fun. Yeah, that's like bad.

Isaac, what do you think is sexier? Matthew Beam or yummy? What the hell are you talking about, dude? Who do you think, who do you think is sexier? Matthew Beam or yummy? I didn't hear any question. Who do you think, grunk? I don't think Yummy would like me answering that.

They both have similar haircuts. They both look alike. They're both kind of equally annoying and talk about money all the time. What? Stop. These two are stupid. I did not buy you a fucking... I did not buy you that.

Wait, look. Stop! Dude. We're going to lose zero. We're going to lose all the money. Dude, YouTube AI is not going to know what this is. YouTube AI is going to know what that is. It's not going to be YouTube AI.

No. No, no. It's not going to do it. Go to be yabi yabi yi Goes faster with it That's gross That's a bad one Hold on

Sorry about that Grunk How often do you eat jello You are an He's a titheater He's a tight avidgillow Cheese hit and mac and Jellow popcorn

melting mushrooms Chicken nuggets It's better than ever Jell-O and cheese it's Grunk remember I will never forget the day you

melted five marshmallows on a plate and came back to your scene and was like yeah it looked like an Amongus character I mean you guys it looked like Eni's lobby it actually did that was like the worst thing

you guys you guys like it looks like Eddie's lobby look this is what happens I'm gonna give you a scientific chemical explanation about this so you put them in the microwave

they grow right they grow grow grow like two or three times of size and they shrink and harden they harden into these like insane like rare texture things.

And you put them in your mouth, they like, they melt, but they also stick. Like, they're, they're melting and sticking all over your teeth and like, oh my gosh.

It's so good. You got to try it. Like, I was eating those, marshmallows. He's like, yeah. Yeah.

Have you ever had a smore before? Yes, but it's not like that. It's not soft and gooey. It's like hard and gooey. Oh. Okay. I see.

I'm going to, yeah. What is a cartoon food? that you saw growing up that you really wanted to try. There were the sausage links and Tom and Jerry looked really good. And the T-bone steak. Oh, yeah. You guys remember Jimmy Neutron, those little gum, those like...

The candies, the purple candies? Yeah. Those are good. They ran from the sky. Ed and Eddie jawbreaker. Oh, yeah. And Ed and Eddie jawbreakers. I remember watching Ed and Eddie.

I tried to put the jawbreaker in my mouth and almost broke my jaw. Like I was scared so fucking bad. I put it drop it into my mouth. I couldn't take it out. I was like actually like struggling. And then I started crying. But it was like I was smiling the whole time. Because like my mouth was like shape like that. And I was like come out. No, dude, I heard so bad. That was. And it's kind of scary. They're scary, man. They're fucking scary. How do they pull that stunt off? Crappy paddies like the the hyper-realistic versions of them look so good, dude. Even like cartoon. Nothing really. Oh, that's like rose. Nah, that that doesn't...

Anime food looks so fucking good. Picture of a crabby paddy. Mm-hmm. Dude, whenever they take the perfect bite and leave the, like, perfect bite mark. Mm-hmm. Like the teeth. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, uh... Remember from also SpongeBob, the giant worm that took a bite of that guy's ass? Mm-hmm. Yep. Mm-hmm. Tanner, what's one of your favorite cartoon candies or foods?

Um... Is your dick inside that frog? Like, why have you just been not been talking unless you're fucking the thing? Let him answer the question. Yeah, yeah. I'm coming up. Frog's talking through him.

What candy, Tanner? Dude, anything cartoon pizza, like Tom and Jerry's, they'd have a big cheesy slice of pizza and it would be dripping right to their mouth. We got the pies from Tom and Jerry. The one they put on the window sill to cool down. Oh, dude, I just saw this.

And then you would smell it and you would float. And everyone for some reason said Drake would do that. Like cartoon Thanksgiving dinners are so good. Remember Shark, when a mom girl, remember when they were at the candy mountain or whatever the hell? And it was like a giant marshmallow. Oh, yes. He rested his head on to sleep on. Dude, I would like bite to that giant marshmallow.

Dude, I would like be soon. That's true. Honestly, can we like, can we do s'mores? Can we get the ingredients for s'mores? I kind of want some. Have you ever made stovetop? Have you ever made stovop smores? Yes

microwave. No microwave Tanner with Tanner or Grunk was telling the right thing You know you use Use the flames

on the stove You can't That won't be the same as smores though Probably It's better It's definitely not It's better

Than Yeah you don't have to Do with the char That's all Carsonic It's fake It's a conservative media Getting to your head About that shit bro

That's true You are Oh This is me right now That's burning It's on fire Oh Yeah

By that Someone extinguished him Every time drunk rides his pen, fire. Goes away on. It flies away. Sorry, I interrupted your thing. You're watching too much conservative media, man.

Do you guys remember those jumbo marshmallows that are like this big? And there's like the tiny baby ones that are like this big? Yeah. The tiny baby ones are always trash. Have you ever made a rice crispy treats ever? Whoa, did you just hear Tanner's fucking crazy hot take that is totally wrong? I didn't hear it. Washington was absolutely ruin hot cocoa.

It just gets all fucking. Wow. That's kind of like marshmallow flake. No, that's true. No, that's kind of true. It's not true. It's like weird. Dude, I hope you.

It's there for a while. It melts and it's weird, but you got to put it fresh and then you got to need it fresh. The next time you're next to home, I hope you get shot because Washington of any people or the hot cocoa state. I'm going to put your mom's address. I'm going to your mom's address. I'm going to just because I know where you live. I know you live in the hood. So they're going to be going to your fucking town.

They're going to shoot up my mom house because I have. So we got out of having some hot cocoa. You know, you've really grown when you start putting candy canes in your hot chocolate. That's when you know you've grown as a person. It's delicious. It's actually delicious. Growing up is not having hot cocoa anymore. It's having coffee.

What's grown with you? A cappuccino and sipping that good old froth. Yeah, growing up is having tea. That's what growing up is. It's having tea and coffee and signing papers and doing tithe. That's going up. That's real. Me when I'm four,

me when I'm four and a half and one coffee now because I want to, I want to, I want to hot cocoa. Welcome back to everyone to the group chat podcast, episode 51. Thanks, Gamer yourselves. Thanks, dude. Tanner,

that was really crazy of you. Well, out of everything that I thought you would like, hot cocoa with marshmallows in it, sounds like spot on. I'll be real, I'm just not a hot cocoa guys, and I'm also not a marshmallow guys.

What kind of guy are you? I'm a nice, A guy, home brewed, coiff, a cup of coffee. What kind of coffee? A cup of,

a cup of bean water, a cup of, A cup of, A best part of waking up is forges. It's in your cup. When I was, okay, when I was in school,

I would come to my first. Yeah, I'd be like, my teacher would be like, what you got their team? Like a nice cup of Joe or a nice cup of bean water and they'd be like,

okay. And then it's like a coffee. Yeah. That's what we call it. It's awesome. What? Yeah, come on. What did you say? What'd you say?

Go ahead, Larry. Oh my God, dude, you suck. That sucks. I thought that was pretty funny. That was pretty funny. Both of these guys fucking team up on me all the damn time. I'd be going outside. I'm like, whistling, you got the little notes coming out of my mouth.

I was like, don't talk to me! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me! Don't talk to me. He does do that. He comes out of his room after sleeping until 5 p.m. He's like, Don't talk to me. He grabs a white claw and goes back in his room. A white claw at 5 p.m. after a wake up is crazy. It's crazy. True.

It's crazy true. Don't talk to me. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Don't look at me. Don't look at his room at 3.30. Goes, fills up his giant jug of water.

Goes back to his room. I'm sorry. I literally meet you at the post office at like 1.30 p.m. I'm confused here. What happened today? What was the last time I woke up at like 3 p.m? Dude, yummy today for his picture, smiled like this.

It was really funny. I laughed. He was like, yeah, what was that change? I was like, because you don't remember, you'll remember the last time

when he woke up that late. It's could be tomorrow. What? Like two days ago. What? No, it was not. No,

it was not. No, let's, let's, let's, oh wait, this is a little early, but we can just talk about the fact that we're going to be going to creator clash.

Oh, yeah, we are. Surprise, I guess. I think we're fighting too or something. I don't know. I'm fighting. I'm boxing fits. I'm fighting a blind kid. He's like two years old.

Yeah. I'm going to be fighting Timmy from South Park. All right. Who would win in a fight? Who would win in a fight? Def Mike Tyson or Tanner? Death Mike Tyson? I think Jeff Mike Tyson.

You can still see. All right, death and mute Mike Tyson or Tanner? Mute? You can't call out. You just can't try Tanner. I want to see Grunk fight God. I would see that happen. I want to see God just smite you.

No, I would win. He's tried. All right, who we win in this fight? Glave or Grunk? Glave has so much right on me. I'm back to playing Tarari with Glave. It's a... Oh, that's cool.

Rekindled the friendship. How tall is Glave? Isn't you like... Six. Yeah. Yeah, it's huge, dude. He's a tall as you. That's fucking cool.

He's a big fuck. Who win to fight? Larry or quackety? Larry. Probably quackety. Quackety. I think he's a little bit tired than Larry.

He's a little bit taller. But I wonder if I can go under his legs behind him, grab his neck, twist it, grab a gun. Okay, I should probably... No, that's a joke. No, I was kidding. I was kidding.

No, we'll probably head just like, I don't know, drink coffee and talking. Oh, that's cute. Larry, you know what you would win? Soft Willie, Soft Willie or... Spragor Souls. Spragor Souls or Tanner or Safnap.

I think, dude, he's too wholesome and cute and adorable. I would like, I'd bring out the Washington mentality. I feel like... I feel like... Sabnab is like twisted somehow. Like there's something... Stiff is not twisted about him. He is not sticking twisted.

I was... So listen, real story. I was a... We were in California at TwitchCon. He like, nobody was looking. I looked at him. He flashed his nod at me. And he looked at me.

No, I looked around Dude, I looked at Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, I looked at Kaisanae, he looked at me He was like, I'm like, no, I don't know Dude, there's no way he was talking in the hotel lobby I remember we were sitting in that lobby We were just sitting down and say he's like, guys look at Hi Kai and he's like hey

That was so funny I was like, don't look now And then he's like, I was like Hey Kai He was like Hey Kai Yeah, that's exactly how it's like Hey Kai

Hi. That was so funny. It was too great to say hi, but he did. Oh, that was awesome. I didn't expect him to walk in there. I was like, oh my God. It's got to be one of the big game girls that showed up. We were in the most famous hotel like in the entire land.

Like the network of that hotel was like a trillion dollars. Yeah. It's crazy. It was crazy. It was pretty fun. Content creators don't make money from doing content creation. What the fuck do? He has a, he replaced his finger with a sausage.

All right. Who would win in a fight? It's a link. Who would win in a fight? Isaac Y or Fitz Fitzwood Fitzwood

Chris would crush your Fitzwood actually destroy I don't think so man He's got some hatred in them practicing Isaac All right I know he's got some hatred But

You've seen his videos If I'd the same amount of practice I feel like we'd have a pretty even standing Who wouldn't here would fight a Drunken Sailor in the middle of the sea Not me I would lose that That's a tough fight

I would lose to that A drunken sailor in the middle of us Like a storm? He's already crazy about them. No, no, no, no, no, no. Imagine it's like a Mexican standoff. There's like three people and they're all versing each other. And there's Tanner.

There's a drunken sailor and there's a lighthouse keeper. A stormy lighthouse keeper in the middle of the Mediterranean sea. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Does he have the yellow raincoat? Yeah, he has a big gruffy beard and he reads stories. He has like a eye that's like blind a little bit. I'd fuck the sailor. I'd kill the lighthouse keeper.

Who would win? Who would win the first? The starfish. What the fuck, Ron? Don't ever do that again. Yummy or Mr. Beast.

Look at him. Look at he's fucking fake. He's not real. He's still in Cone Valley. Get him out of here. Stop. Go, I want to go.

I need to pee. Yummy. Yeah, quick. Yum. Yeah. Yummy or Mr. Beast. Have you seen Mr. Beast penis?

Dude, that thing is. Yes, bro. That thing is hung like a horse. That thing is hung like a horse. That's a long dong shlong. And I feel like all businessmen are. Dude, there's a video.

Okay, there's a video, a Mr. Beast video, and you could easily see him side piping like when he was like feeding homeless people. He was jumping, he was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, you could see it, like, you could see the weight of it, like impact his entire body. Yeah, like he should not be more in the pants.

He just in the way, pull him down quicker. Like, when he jumps, he falls quick. What falls faster? The body or the... The soul of your feet or your fucking falls? I haven't eaten all day today, by the way. I ate jelly. And pizza.

Where do you think most of your weight is? stored at the soul of your foot, like right here, or like right in the middle? Like the tip of my penis. It's just a big lump. It's like this big. My God. Everything else is like a straw. Dude, it looks like a piercing.

Like the, you know, like, how they have a big ball and like the tiny. Would you call me gay if I got a piercing? No. I would. I would. I wouldn't get a noise piercing soon. Really? Yeah.

A hoop. That's cool. I've been thinking about getting my ear. Why are you going to do that? What if I got a piercing like this? Why is he going to do what? I'd pull on a like a groucherle like a wax statue. No, drunk's fine now.

Thank God. No, I'm saying this. I'm saying this. Piercings are awesome. I just don't, I just don't particularly like certain ones. Like I don't like some. I don't like fang bites. I don't like up here.

No, I'm the world's biggest fan of, of, uh, symmetrical. Symmetrical piercings. That's a permanent piercing right there. Dude, there are people that get it in their cheek. They get like a jewel in their cheek. The bar, the bar under the skin. You see that, Isaac? Huh?

The bar under the skin? No, never my life. People get that, right? What about the dimples? They do. The ones are the dimples on their back, but it's like underneath. That's just scares the shit out of me. Yeah, that's bad.

I'm gonna get my balls pierced. There's this one person on Instagram. They got here. They got here. up here and they have ears and they have eyebrows and it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen it. I'm gonna get my balls gauged and they're gonna like fall out if I'm not careful. That's what I'm gonna do.

You should get them gauged. You should get engaged but just add like a see-through things so you can like look at your balls. It's like an aquarium. You can see them. Like sea monkeys like woo-hoo. That's nasty. That would be awesome.

Dude, that would be pretty cool. I have to watch a video on how the penis works because I'm curious. Huh? I'm curious. I'm curious what the hell like how the ball works. Like, who the fuck is manufacturing the sperm? What if you get, like, a...

Devastatin a clash? You come out like that? I get punched once. I look like this. They're laughing with their fucking faces. All right, Michael Reeves. Whoa! Who turns out of the lights?

Well. Bro. This podcast is so silly tonight. I got a pee-pee. You have to pee. Can I just like stand up? I wanted to show off I'm actually pantsless Yeah, go ahead. Why don't you want to show that off? Okay, so blur it like one or just Stand that well hold on put the frog there or put your hands there or something No, don't I don't want to blur anything. You don't have to blur anything his hands can just

Blu- Dude, I was watching a day and Dougavitt video someone's weiner was just out so oh my god that was so fucking Okay, he's he pulled him up yeah, you're a liar, you're a little friend yeah, you're a filth You want to see turn around? I'll move my camera. Oh, you want me to stand up and turn around? No, he's gonna pull him down. You get it, you let it a long easy. Do it, do it, do it. Don't do it, don't do it. Don't do it.

You won't. Tenor, tenor, tenor, tenor, don't. Stop, stop, stop, no, no, no, no, don't do it. Don't do it, do not do it. Pussy, look at him, you would never do it. I don't want to do it. You know, oh my god. He's like a swimming.

Whoa. Can't blur that. Tanner was good. One piece. In one piece? In one piece? I would be a good character. No, in a one piece.

Yeah, in a one piece. So.