The Group Chat - #51 - FREE SAMPLES! USE CODE GROUP

Episode Date: April 7, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I like to cook and I like to bake. I like to cook and I like to bake. I like to cook and I like to eat. There's three of us instead of six. We're all here except the, okay. Except the rest of the group. Except the three people that are usually here. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen to the group chat podcast.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Episode three and a half. Today. So three and a half. Today I'm joined by my, my bea-fewist little cute little friends. Isaac, I am very happy to be here. I am shaking with joy. Yeah, I'm really happy.
Starting point is 00:00:36 As you can see, I am, it's very cold out here in Texas. It's very cold out here in Texas. I'm the camera guy. The camera guy is shaking right now because he is also very cold and his daughter has turned into a cube and shattered like glass. We are missing some people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:57 As it seems, as it looks. Now, we're missing three individuals, which, you know, they miss every day. I think at this point, like, I think at this point, like, honestly, I agree. Like, who cares? Like, you know what? They'd be saying, I got to take a, just, uh, just delete me out. It's fun. I'm like that's actually.
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Starting point is 00:02:18 We have a free little trinket. We were given heads up that there might be trinkets and charms inside the free samples. Stickers. Stickers. Stickers for having to know. Is this the Trinket Department? Oh, I get it with the free samples. Thank you for joining us today for the Good Chat Podcast episode 3 and a half.
Starting point is 00:02:36 We're going to head out now. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And get you on that flip side. Stay classy, San Diego or whatever they said. You go, what are we, threw this in? And you are the viewer. Later. You're ugly.
Starting point is 00:02:49 You never see that. I do want to talk about that, though. I want to talk about all of the movies that we just said. to watch. Listen, I love movies. The movies that we saw were some of the funniest movies in the world. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:03:04 I remember I was scrolling. I was scrolling out. I'm a huge, like, I've been hoarding movies on Apple TV. I've just been buying whatever. You're a huge movie file. Tickles my,
Starting point is 00:03:13 my fancies. I need to start building my movie collection. You're a scenophile. Yeah. What? Yeah. That's what they're called. Oh, music is audio file.
Starting point is 00:03:24 C-I-N-E file. Music is audiophile. Yeah, I love cinema. Movies are cinnophile. Why do they use file? I don't know, man. Because it's a line route for enjoyment. I just really,
Starting point is 00:03:36 how do you know that? That's actually crazy. You're kind of a genius. It took six years of Latin. No, you did. Yes, I did. Salway. That way.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Eat way. Boots way. More like some way. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ooh. Oh.
Starting point is 00:03:50 But no, we watched every Will Farrow movie of all time. Yeah, we watched a lot of a ton of movies. So we started out with stepbrothers, which is so goddamn funny, but would never, ever fly in a theater nowadays. Yeah. And we also got absolutely. Because 2006 was a different time. It was a very different time. Oh my.
Starting point is 00:04:09 It was so, but it was so funny. And then from there, then we went to Anchorman and we went to Talladega night. You're leaving out a very important detail about stepbrothers. We, me, you and Yomi got absolutely plastered. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Our night, Larry was out of town. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:04:27 It was just you boys. Soft Willie was out of town. Us three were like, yeah, I'm hungry as shit. Let's go to Buffalo Wild Wings. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings. We had a crazy time. We took, we had a photo shoot.
Starting point is 00:04:37 I wore some dope pants, as grunk what he thought about them 80 times. Yeah, like six fucking times. Yep. Now I made Instagram post about it and asked him again. He said they were cool. Super cool. Anyways.
Starting point is 00:04:46 You know me through a chair. Guys, through a chair and a little waitress. After B-dubs, Tanner had already mentioned that he was like in the mood to get a little bit tipsy. A little silly. So we got home. We started watching so hard at this movie. I said, you know what?
Starting point is 00:04:59 Fuck it. I'm gonna get a little drink. I'm gonna crack up a little drink. So we did that. And then Tanner, of course, followed because he's weird. What do you mean? You're a follower, dude. I was the first one to drink, you idiot.
Starting point is 00:05:09 I'm the leader. No, you were. I bought three so juice for myself. Yeah, but you never opened them. I opened them. No, no, no. You opened them after. I got my drink.
Starting point is 00:05:16 I went to open to one. No, you're trying to act like the big man. You're all. You are so dumb. You are so dumb. You're so dumb. You're dumb. Oh, Larry, anyways, we got...
Starting point is 00:05:27 Eventually, Yami started drinking. Whoa. What if you feel like a penis? Yeah, we had one shot of like Pink Whitney's and was already gone. Yeah, I started making... I can take a face-long. I made drinks for all of us. We were watching it. We were getting a little shmated, watching Stepbrothers, having a great time.
Starting point is 00:05:41 And laughing our ass off. And then we decided, hey, you know, it'll be even funnier than doing that. Going in streaming. We go live at 4 a.m. drunk. And then we had, oh, wait, what would be even funnier than that? Doing a drunk driving stream. And that's what we did. Oh, ho.
Starting point is 00:05:56 We all streamed it. It was a great time. I don't remember a single thing. Because right after in the extreme, I puked everywhere. And I went to the gym. I were cool for that. I went down the stairs. And I was like, after the stream, I was like, Isaac.
Starting point is 00:06:08 And I was like, oh, and I slipped and fell and bruised my foot. And then I heard you go, as he was doing that, my head was in the toilet bowl. Go there. All over the place. It was awesome. You guys. Oh, it was fun. I was there with you guys.
Starting point is 00:06:22 You can go see my video. It's out. Hey, no self-plugs, dude. Wow. Come on, come on. None of us ever done that. Anyways, if you guys want to watch something cooler than this, go to my channel and watch my videos. No, don't.
Starting point is 00:06:33 You're not. You're not. Retention drops to 0%. Gone. But, yeah. So, Stepbrothers was funny as fuck. Anchorman was funny. It wasn't.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Steadbrother's just. It was just. It was so good. The best is the funniest movie of all time. It was like Napoleon dynamite on crack and it wasn't like cringy. Yeah. It was pretty good. Dude, it's the only movie I missed
Starting point is 00:06:56 out of all the ones we watched. You, if you were there, you would laugh your assholes. It was so, I would watch it again. I would. I would watch crazy again. Creeb? Do you watch Hunger Games?
Starting point is 00:07:06 I do want to watch Creeb one, Coup one, Creeve 3. Oh, my fucking God, Hunger Games was a movie that I used to watch. Oh, fuck, ton! How many of them are there now? There's like four.
Starting point is 00:07:15 I think there's actually four. I think I started, I watched one, fell asleep during two, started three, turned it off because I was bored. Now was that? Never even touched four. That was like the biggest piece of media Like 10 years ago
Starting point is 00:07:28 That was when I made my Facebook account It was when Hunger Games was out Oh me too I was playing Minecraft Hunger Games And then I was watching Benching Canadian And then what was I doing? I don't know It was just like an error dude
Starting point is 00:07:42 Dude we were forced to read Hunger Games in school Like we had to do a test on it I remember I remember I remember Hunger Games being on the list of like the summer reading And like everyone was down with it because it was Hunger Games. Maybe I don't remember. Why would you want to, like, to kill a locking bird
Starting point is 00:07:58 when you can read Hunger Games? I think, dude. Everybody knew the name, Kenneth's everything. Do you think authors, authors try and, like, pay schools to, like, force the kids to read their books? Like, they try to, like, force them, like, hey, authors, you know how they,
Starting point is 00:08:13 do they try to, like, pay the schools to, like, do they, no, no, no, no, no, no, they ask, are they, like, ads? No, they asked the, the, the brand, uh, scholastic. And scholastic. That's when they started like... Are they still around? Scholastic 100%.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Yeah. Ever heard of the bookmobile? Dude, that logo was so good. It was. Yeah, Scholastic and PTCs was just, that was what like elementary school was. Oh, wait. Can I just like send a photo and then can't put it up real quick? Oh yeah, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:08:42 I just want us to take a look at this and just soak it in. Oh, my. Oh, I'm gonna be a chapter, boom. He's out of the kid. Dude, I got like a... Check this out. I got yelled that for reading Diver and Wimpy Kid. I was in like, I was in like middle school and they told me no.
Starting point is 00:08:57 I'm like, what? Wait, wait, I just realized what you said? Wait, why? Dude, they said that doesn't count as, I wasn't like, I was like a sixth grader in middle school. That's impossible. They said, you can't read that. You got to read a real book. I'm like, I wasn't reading it, but I was just like looking at like the little illustrations
Starting point is 00:09:11 that I was like in like. Yeah, that was like the only book I would read because it was like, it was hearing my ADHD. I was looking at the pictures and I was reading it. It's the only book anybody. That and Captain Underpants. Oh, that's why. They don't want you being entertained. They want it to be boring and stupid.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Yeah, boring, stupid, and dumb. I think they... Dude, DiR of Wemke was the first TikTok. I'll be 100% real. You're gonna have pictures. Oh, no, that's real. Picture books were the first TikTok. That was, like, what started the ADHD crisis of America.
Starting point is 00:09:38 And... It was having pictures with letters. Yep. That did it. Pictures was just the... That was the shit, dude. Pictures were the wave. That was crazy.
Starting point is 00:09:46 With wave... Dude, it's kind of peaceful just being us, you know? Yeah, there's not a whole lot going on. There's no yummy. Not a whole lot of yummy. going, That's you. That's not me.
Starting point is 00:09:57 I don't do that. Type one if I do that in the comments. All right. Type two if you want to leave. Type two if Larry does this. He does do that. He does. He actually does that every time.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Dude, how come that's like when people leave this? Ladies and Larry just walked out of the room. Oh, audio listeners. How are you doing? I'm sorry. What's up audio listeners? Um,
Starting point is 00:10:22 anyways. If you're on Spotify right now, uh, pause the, uh, pause the podcast in three, two, one, now. Oh, how do they, how do they do that? All right, now go over to YouTube and do the exact same timestamp.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Oh, no one you can play it. Oh, no, this game over. There goes their attention. They can't replay it. How come when there's like four missing people, podcasts just like, like, you're not crazy. Podcasts are not supposed to have more than like four people. No, if you look at the top podcast, it's usually like, it's like Joe Rogan guest. It's like one and a half.
Starting point is 00:10:55 people, yeah. Joe Rogan's and then the guy in the back. Yeah, also dude, what is up with H33 what, dude? I don't know. Like, I just stopped, I stopped watching him and shit and I go back and there's like a billion new characters, he's fat and his wife looks exactly the same, but he's wearing like, blonde hair short.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Dude, I don't, I miss, I miss old AC, like, dude, I miss when he was like, when he would look at the pranks, but pranks and then he'll like make fun of them and all the fucking I think of the other ones. Oh, social experiments. He was looking at the social experiments. all that. His song? His song was insane.
Starting point is 00:11:34 What are you talking about? His intro or outro song way back in the days. He's just like, oh, good mystical morning. Yeah, I was like, good morning, you stupid idiot. I was a good air of you too. That was not mythical morning. I don't think it was a good air for you too. That kind of sounded like good mythical. I'll be real. I want to play some through my mic, but I think I'm being forced to you right now. I might have to go and get the evidence. I'm not even doing anything. You're putting yourself in that fucking, you can tell I was forced into the internet by this whole industry because I don't know who good good mythical morning is I don't know
Starting point is 00:12:03 anything right a link I don't know who that is wait listen listen listen listen I'm playing you through my mic because I don't give a shit all right man do whatever you want brother wait it's coming it's coming that's coming okay that's right here ready flip in a brick dude in the block I remember that yeah slapping my ops okay sucking his cocked slap in his cock then is shooing up and I'm dropping the wren I just say weird. Yo, A.V. Give me a beat.
Starting point is 00:12:44 AV, put the good. I mean, I just ruined the entire video. I know this entire podcast. That's, no, I just ruined it because I kept playing stuff in my Spotify pause
Starting point is 00:12:52 and the pop-up. Oh, my God. Come on, man. Bro. Whoopies. Dude, I'm like dissociated right now. I,
Starting point is 00:13:00 I had me and Isaac. Okay, wait, can we talk about the pre-workout? I saw, I saw the aftermath. You guys left. Dude, I got to the fucking gym
Starting point is 00:13:11 I'm not gonna say what pre-worked out, but we took pre-workout from working out and I me and Isaac got to the fucking gym and I wanted to scratch my eyes out pull out my eyes, play the chords like an accordion and like I was sweating and out of breath. I was like Yeah, I remember I
Starting point is 00:13:26 was on the treadmill and I felt like I could literally just like strap a bus to my ass and like run and keep going and dude I sat down on like the bench the sit down bench where you do shit. I don't know. But when you stood up, my butt hole started like
Starting point is 00:13:42 bro, it was literally itching. Everything was getting itchy. My whole ass, my legs. That's what that's beta aline. There's beta aline. Oh, you guys had to be, oh. Yeah, it was like eight I'm going to say this right now. Oh my God. Beta aline is complete
Starting point is 00:13:56 dog water. Don't take that out. It's so ass. I don't get you itchy. Yeah, nothing. Nothing gets me going and makes me want to lift a weight like having to itch my goddamn butthole and my balls and my butt. It feels like fire ants are just like come in. Yeah, it feels like there's like a whole bunch of bugs on my body and under my skin and I need to peel them off now.
Starting point is 00:14:12 And people are going to say like, oh, it gives you a pump. It gives you a huge pump. No, you're just stupid. It just makes you itchy. It makes you itchy and feels like you're going to be in a pump. Take fucking, yeah, literally. You're taking like some shit.
Starting point is 00:14:23 I'll make you age for a real. Tie up your bicep and just, you know, pump some goddamn black tar heroin to it. This is Big T Fitness Tips. If you want something better, you get glycerol. That actually hydrates your muscles and gives you a pump. Yeah, also if you want glycerol, you compare it with a nice, healthy dose of a loading, phase of doing some creatine monohydrate.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Ooh, creatine, glycerol, phosphate. And you can also, if you want, put a little bit of salt inside of your, of your pre-workout, you know, that will give you the pump, the nice veiny. Get some caffeine. The pre-workout we had, Isaac had a lot of salt in it. Yeah, it tasted like I was eating a fucking pizza. It tasted like Himalayan pink salt. Yeah, I was like grinding salt to my tongue and I was like rubbing it in.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Dude, I just can't do pre-workout sometimes. Yeah. I don't know. The pre-worker we had before was, I just think it lost its charm. We're real. I mean, we just, there's a thing. It's like when you drink a certain type of alcohol. You know, if I could just like weed, it's just like weed, there's a tolerance.
Starting point is 00:15:17 You need to take a tolerance break of a certain. Dude, but it's like it's like more and more and more. And then at some point, it's like that. It's like that, but it's like, you know, you could like get another weed. But it helps you. Dude. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:31 That's real true. We literally just got a different strain of pre-work out. We just got it. Yeah. It had all the same shit in it, but it still hit like a bus. Yeah. So. And that difference shit.
Starting point is 00:15:39 I think the only reason it hit is because there's ESP has like zero beta aline pretty much. This one has a lot of beta aline. I don't know. I remember taking ESP was a little bit of finch there. There was definitely beta aline insuff. That's just the caffeine because you don't know how much caffeine is fucking in that thing. Yeah. There's 500 milligrams of caffeine.
Starting point is 00:15:57 That's probably a Larry puked. That's Larry pukes because he dry scoves 500 milligrams of caffeine. What do we have? It was the raw shit. That was what was at the raw. You did have the raw. Yeah. It was raw.
Starting point is 00:16:08 It was raw. All that said, raw pump is salt. You're just scooping salt into your pre-workout. No, he had both because Grizzie brought the both. There was caffeine and pump. You mixed them. They were both in the bathroom. And I was like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:16:20 Yeah, you made a goddamn concoction in your tummy. Yeah, and then you threw up fucking everywhere. And then I started working out after that. And then he worked out again. You were fine. Yeah, I feel like it kind of cleansed me. Like all the bad shit just came out. All the bad juju just came out.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Dude, he had us do the, this was when, uh, sorry, first trip to Texas. We went to this gym. Yeah, it's in the videos. Kenny's gym. Yeah, it's in the video. And he had to do this cardio. Sorry, that's just all my heart. God damn.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Sorry, sorry, sorry. The beta hour is still going through. I know it is. I'm literally itchy. Yeah, you're pumped. You're pumped. All right. And he had us do like this cardio workout to warm up.
Starting point is 00:16:54 And I never did any of that when I worked out. So he had us do like three rounds of like, like a pulling motion, like the skiing machine. That and self was a fucking load. Holy shit. That ski machine. almost killed me. I'm not going to lie. It made my heart hurt, like, burn. And I was, I had to lay down because I couldn't breathe properly because I was hurting so bad. And then we got to the real work. I was like, dude, I was like, dude, I just felt like I was getting stabbed in my chest repeatedly. And then it was being grabbed tightly. And then it was just the worst. This guy's an NFL player, by the way. So that's why everything is possible. We were talking to possible. He was like, oh, this is nothing compared to what we used to do. Yeah, back in my day. Back on Monday, multi-longs your bag
Starting point is 00:17:39 and make you walk a du-d-d-d-d-d-o-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-pau-d-d-ppow. Do-d-d-pau! The retention? What was this drop here at 18 minutes and 20 seconds? I don't know. No way, we're 18 already. Dude, that's actually kind of crazy.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Can we kind of hear? What? You haven't been recording, haven't been, you haven't been recording, haven't you, huh? No, I have. What are you doing? I'm sitting here and looking at a really sad message on a video.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Aw. Is it the, um, keep going. Keep moving forward, man. This literally, no, this just in. You know, uh, there's a channel. There is still is, or there was a channel called Trap City. That was, I was, I used to Trap City. No.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Yeah, they just pulled the plug. What? They just pulled the plug. Trap City actually gone? Yeah. They're done. No way. I remember a new era.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Okay, there might be other cities out there. Let's just end the podcast here. Can we have a moment of silence for Trapp City? The time for a new era? 14 million subscribers. Yeah, Trapp City. You guys have no idea that impact Trapp City had on my music taste. Dude, that is all I used to listen to was Trapp Nation and Trapp City.
Starting point is 00:18:55 That was it. It was just fucking crap remixes. Your visuals were like iconic as well, dude. Okay. Fucking Evo Rick and Morty and shit. I don't think they're going anywhere, guys. They have Rap City, House City, Chilli. city, base city, wave city, Latin city.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Yeah, they have a whole bunch of cities. Tanner, you don't get it, dude. Trapp. Trapp city is more iconic, I know. Yeah, Trapp City was, like, the shit you would walk into like a house party and they'll be playing that bitch, you know what I'm saying? You'll see the IMAQ in the corner with like the visuals of like, doong, doong, popular videos. They like
Starting point is 00:19:24 pilgrimed, pilgrim, they trailblazed like the audio visualizer era. Yeah, they did. That's weird. Morty, even more than you. That shit was banging back in a day. Oh my god Keys and crates Dumdy Dumme
Starting point is 00:19:40 316 million They pulled Oh my god That sucks Dude That's an end of an era Well it's made by one guy though I think it's one guy who did it
Starting point is 00:19:52 No there's a whole city dude No it's it's not one guy Oh it's definitely a team They upload it every day Every single day They're in the Netherlands All right It's time to get Willie city
Starting point is 00:20:03 Trap Trap Lent Trapp, Trapsi, Bidch, Rag, Rag City, bitch. Rock City, oh, man, well, that sucks. Yeah, I... I...
Starting point is 00:20:16 Oh, oh. Ew, gross. It just said, it just said in. What are you gonna do now for your music? That's a born real quick. That was like, oh, yeah. I got plenty of music shit, but that's like, this was, this was it.
Starting point is 00:20:35 That's Isaac's like, like, plug. That's where he got me. Yeah, that was all. There's Trapp City. That's where I, that's all I listened to is Trapp City. I don't think we can finish the podcast. I don't know how I'm going to do it. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Yellow motherfucking claw. Dude. Oh. Somebody scream. Ooh. Stop. Dude, I didn't have Traps City. Cricket.
Starting point is 00:21:04 Oh. I can keep going. One more. That was that was in the Crap City. All right, all right, all right. Okay, okay. All right, yeah. What was the other one?
Starting point is 00:21:21 There was one that, okay, Trapp City had, Trapp City had like really different visualizer that was like a circle. Oh, Trab Nation. That was Trapp Nation. Wait, I listened to Trab Nation. Trap Nation has more stuff. Okay, where's Trapville?
Starting point is 00:21:33 Oh my God, Trap Nation! Trapp Nation was, okay, listen, we're back in a day. Can we make Trapp Villa? Dude, do you know how many Traps? Like, Trapp anythings are on YouTube? There's a million. There's like Trapp Town, Trapp Berg. Trapp land.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Trappburg, Trapp City remixed. Trapp nation was the, they had like really good, like, melody songs. Trapp City was just like thug shit. It was like evil. It was evil as fuck. That was a crazy sentence. Out the balls.
Starting point is 00:22:05 That's the craziest sense I've ever heard Trapsity is just thugs shit No, yeah, it was like the shit that would blow your speakers out and then like shake your car chassis Oh my God
Starting point is 00:22:15 The Brag Nation was like Trap Nation is the fucking Chainsmoges I'm dissipating And then Trabb and see would be like Now I'm stressed out
Starting point is 00:22:24 Oh All right enough to talk about Trap and shit I want to play a game There's only three of us We can play a game Let's do Let's drink all the out
Starting point is 00:22:35 Let's do a a game where we drink every inch of alcohol in this house. Okay, go. Wait, I'm gonna Google, best games to play on a podcast. No. Mind correct. Stardue Valley. Football manager,
Starting point is 00:22:50 2020. What? Whoa. Football manager 22. Games. Wait, I have a goddamn topic. Why the hell is there a damn doge on Twitter? And it's fucking stupid as damn hell.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Because somebody's fucking said, you almost, when you buy Twitter? Yeah, the stupid Wall Street, Wall Street, bro, chairman. Dude. Dude, I think the worst thing I saw on I showed Isaac, it was Elon Musk replying to a guy. The guy was saying, what do you get your memes, Elon Musk? And then Elon replies with the internets with the Z.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Yeah, and right under that was a national tragedy leader, spearhead, leader guy. It was bad. There was a meme right under. Right as a young horseman. It was the four. It was just like a really evil guy with a mustache. Dude, is it TOS on YouTube to threaten a billionaire's life? Yes.
Starting point is 00:23:36 I don't believe that. I think it's like... All right, I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to get some of it. You know, when you do your rating, when you need to do your rating for your ads, you have to submit like what, how bad everything was. There's a special rating for threats
Starting point is 00:23:51 and the worst one you could do. If you choose it, it deletes your entire channel is threat in a billionaire's life. No way, no way. Yeah, you're right, no way. I made that, Tanner. Oh, you're crazy liar. Can I say something real quick?
Starting point is 00:24:05 And I say something real quick that I've noticed? under every horrible video on Twitter. And I'm talking every fucking horrible, like the worst things you've ever seen. I see the same fucking clip of the guy going, fuck around, find out. Dude,
Starting point is 00:24:18 I hate it. I hate it. It's like every time I see that fucking clip. It was like, this ex-girlfriend got her ass kicked by her boyfriend that she cheated on. And it's like, run her that fuck around.
Starting point is 00:24:30 The more you fuck around, the more you'll find out. Yes. Twitter replies, if you're watching this, and you're one of the Twitter, like guys, you deserve, okay, I'm not going to threaten anymore. I'm gonna threaten people.
Starting point is 00:24:39 I'm gonna threaten people. Yo, Kira, I know you here. Cordell, so my dick, uh, corn. Hey! Uh, remember Trayvon? Trayvon, Vert. He used to go by Exo on Instagram. No.
Starting point is 00:24:51 No way, dude. I only know, I only know like two Twitter giants. That's not Twitter giant. That was just another guy. Oh, my bad. Sorry, dude. Fuck you, Trayvon. Damn.
Starting point is 00:25:00 Hear it out. Hear me out. Uh, uh, that's that all you got out. Albury. Are you out of M.O? Albert. He's got like a list?
Starting point is 00:25:09 Albert's stupid fucking girlfriend. I fuck both of them, dude. I don't remember Jeffrey, but Jeffrey kind of fell off. I'm not going to like that. Dude. Jeffrey? Jeffrey was this like guy who had like a, he was like a fat little white kid. You know, you know who like dipped out of the spotlight?
Starting point is 00:25:24 Bob will always be in the spotlight in my heart? What? Hube Halloween? The best Adam Sandlin movie of all time? He used to be a huge Twitter guy. He was huge. He was big. He was.
Starting point is 00:25:36 massive on. Yeah, well, he was the same guy that did the Mayflower thing. What was it? It was the what? It was a Mayflower. It said something about the Mayflower. Oh, oh, oh, Mayf, uh, no, Mayweather. Mayweather. Mayweather. I feel like flood in this. I feel like flood in this Mayweather. It was like, take so much to just produce smile these. Wait, I got to, I got to make that draft for Twitter next month. Oh, man. Wow. I got to pee on that note. You can have fun. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Fuck, I forgot. Schedule my fucking schedule my fucking bang. Dude, I forgot to tweet out a Playboy Cardi song. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, wait.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Dude, it's the third day and I forgot to do, oh, it's only my third day out here. In preparation for his Joker role, Joaquin Phoenix, read the movie's script and memorized his character lines. Who, Phoenix? Is that what every actor has? No, they should say line. Line. I like to cook and I like to bake. I like to eat pies and cookies and cake.
Starting point is 00:26:39 All right, we're going to talk about a topic that's near and dear my heart. My mom made a lot of food. Oh, my God. Your mother is a sweet food. And I wish I could post photos because she, it's the greatest thing ever. It was like a family reunion. Everybody came down. We're all eating leto tacos and some rice.
Starting point is 00:26:58 There was some sausages. There was like ribs. There was like wieners just on deck. There was tortillas. There was homemade guacques, salsa verde. I was rubbing myself in that's one I'm gonna say a fact that's gonna be really gross Okay, what? So we
Starting point is 00:27:12 So we've never touched the grill before in this house We have a grill in the back We have a grill in the back That we've never touched And so my family comes over Right You know, it's been a while They haven't seen the house in a minute
Starting point is 00:27:22 They're like you know we're gonna use the grill I'm like yeah it's fine I didn't think much I was like we haven't used it It's whatever They open the bottom there's like two doors They open the bottom doors Two fucking rats call out
Starting point is 00:27:32 I'm not It sounds like a joke It sounds like a joke But two rats literally just crawl out. Two rats were like in the middle of a shower and they're like, oh, they crawled out. Oh, my God, I remember it was one, it was one rat under the grill hood. Ew!
Starting point is 00:27:48 That's what it was. It was under the hood? Dude, we ate off of that. We did. We fucking ate off of that. They bleached it. They cleaned it up. No, they didn't.
Starting point is 00:27:56 They just cooked the rat and we ate the rat. They put water and then like put water and wiped it off. Yeah. No, but there was also. And then there was a snake. There's a family. There's a snake back there. They were hunting them.
Starting point is 00:28:05 They were hunting those things for sure. He was just waiting at the door. It's not the first time we've had like an infestation where there was a mouse in the house. There was a mouse in the house. Mouse in the house, the blouse? Yeah, I was going to say,
Starting point is 00:28:15 mouse in the house and the blouse. I remember I actually like saw it like escape a box and run around the corner and Isaac didn't believe us for the longest time. You guys didn't believe when I said it was in the kitchen. It was Nick. Nick didn't believe me when I said there's a rat in the kitchen.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Are you okay, man? Isaac just took over the podcast. Isaac just took over the podcast. podcast this whole. Ladies and gentlemen, fuck around and find out. Am I right? Fuck around and find out. Stop. I was just mentioning,
Starting point is 00:28:43 I was mentioning the two rats in her backyard in the grill and the snake. The snake and the rats in the grill. Yeah, there was a snake inside the grill. Yeah, it's pretty horrible. Why is your microphone like sad? It was kind of embarrassing to. No, my, it looks like one of those
Starting point is 00:28:56 British soldiers. It's uncut, uncut. Oh my God. Stop. What was that? Look. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, why? Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:29:16 What were we talking about? Vibrations. Vibrations. There's no way that should be hitting that hard. What, this? Guys, come on. There's no way. Stop, stop.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Why are you even asking that? There's no way. Stop. I'm going to try one. Stop. Stop. I'm playing my up. You're weird.
Starting point is 00:29:35 You're being. Fuck up. They'll talk to me. You're being a pervert, dude. I'll say that right now. I'm gonna go raspberries on the Cucci. See what having. Stop! What are you fucking talking about? Dude, I'm on my bullshit. I'm back on it. I should be saying whatever I want nowadays. Shut the fuck out, fuck around, folks. Dude, I'm on my bullshit, man.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Look at this graph. Wait, there's a new YouTube rule. You can't see the F word as much. So we have to... Oh, okay. We have a limit? No, we don't. Wait, we can say it more. Can't bleak this out. Browning! Find out! Guys, guys
Starting point is 00:30:09 Wait, you just said it That echoed way too loud That was bad He said the real word YouTube, get him Wait, did you say the actual word? You should, no, I was going to say something bad Anyways
Starting point is 00:30:23 Isaac, I am hungry You're always really, really hungry That's the funniest thing I know, I wake up at 6 a.m. I chug a gallon of milk and I go back to bed And I'm still hungry And I want chocolate I'm gonna look up, I'm gonna look up
Starting point is 00:30:34 burnt pork pork ends on Google Isn't that Cheaterone? Yeah, they're really good Dude Larry What? How you doing, man? I'm doing well, man, how are you? Larry, what do you eat all day?
Starting point is 00:30:48 No, do what I want? What do I eat all day? Yeah, so go through your diet I'm starving I eat rice this morning You know, there was a lot of it I had a... Dude, the orange rice Yeah
Starting point is 00:30:59 Oh my God, milk me like a goddamn cow, dude That rice is so good I like mixing the guacamole in there and heating it up and... Oh, dude. I like grabbing like the tortillas. Like, I grabbed the ball this morning of rice. I was one hand scooping, other hand, you know, just fucking yanking the horse, you know, fucking just spanking the pig, dude.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Fucking fucking putting it in and put it in reverse, you know what I mean? You're talking about fucking, you're on our bullshit now. I was strangling that pig. I was a fucking driving test and I was pulling the e-break back. I was a fucking, you know, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know what I'm saying? I'm putting the fucking... There's a girl in the morning.
Starting point is 00:31:36 There's the elf in the room that we have to address. What is it? No. Oh, yeah. Let me show you. What the... Is it there? She's over there?
Starting point is 00:31:50 There's an elephant in the room? No, they're... Uh-oh. Views at home. It's a zoo. It's like the stampede. I don't know what I'm doing with my heart. I was gonna pretend to be a giraffe.
Starting point is 00:32:08 All right. No, I can't do that. I was going to pull up a thousand. I remember what it was. I forgot, I forgot, but I remember now. What the hell is the hype about beer, dude? Beer?
Starting point is 00:32:20 Beer? Beer's at home, do you? Does anyone drink beer, enjoyed it and continue to drink beer? The hype about it is that you hate yourself and you drink. You hate yourself that bad? You got to drink some of it tastes like porous feet. It's so shit.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Dude, it's so shit. I know. It's like a quiet taste. Yeah, it's an acquired taste. Let me shut up. You feel a little sissy boy. That's like saying just get past up the first couple of episodes. It's going to be really good.
Starting point is 00:32:47 At that point, it's never good. It's never good. Yeah, do I have to wait until beer 30 and then it gets a really good? And it's like the main ale gets his main powers. The male ale and it's like, that's like, it's like climate. It's like, uh, the percentage is like so low too. It doesn't even get you. Yeah, it's like one and a half percent.
Starting point is 00:33:04 And it's all car. and it gets you fat. Yeah, also beer gets you bubbling fat and hard alcohol gets you jacked and it's not called a beer belly because you get fat eating fries. It's called a beer belly because you just is what soju and rum does to you. Yeah, soju and rum gets you ripped. Dude, why is my arm like a hot pocket? You see all the weird like yeah. You have like asthma?
Starting point is 00:33:23 No, I don't have. Wait. You sure? Exima. It's like moon, moon texture. I don't know. Let me see your arm, tenor. You're all right.
Starting point is 00:33:32 I can't tell if I put the phallus. Like, whatever. What? Tarrison has that. Like, it's like pure water. I don't have it you said? Usually what that is is it's like sunburn. I'm like fucking.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Yeah. Usually it has something to do with sunburn. You get sunburn and it peels. And my mom used to have that. I think it's just a Mexican thing. My mom's white as snow, man. It's just something that happens. Well, I have it.
Starting point is 00:33:55 I can't do nothing about it. Let me just look up spotty, spotty skin on our. You know what my god. Oh, like the red dots. I don't know what that is. Do you have cancer? No. No, it's calcium.
Starting point is 00:34:04 My sister's, said you have like bumps in your arm because of calcium and like you drink too much milk. This is like in my skin. It's like a... Yeah, yeah, it's milk. It's calcium. Oh. Maybe it's because you drink too much milk.
Starting point is 00:34:15 How much milk do you drink? Um, am I the only one that drinks like milk on the daily, like from glasses? Not daily, but I drink milk like every other night. Oh, I found it. It's like my thing. What the fuck is this word? Tynia.
Starting point is 00:34:31 You only have two months to live later. You have to die. Wait, whoa. How do you pronounce it? my whole wife, how? It's called like tiny artinia various color. It's a common fungal infestation of the skin. You're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead.
Starting point is 00:34:45 The fungus interferes with the-contagious? It interferes with the skin resulting in small discolored pet. I'm looking at a picture of it. It looks like what you got. You got ringworms. Dude, dude wrestling. Yeah, wrestling? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Larry FaceTime me. I'll show you. That's like bad. All right. Dude, they gotta chop your arms off, man. Because you're gonna be, it's gonna be true. You're gonna be like, oh my God, wait, you're right. Wait, FaceTime audio?
Starting point is 00:35:11 No. Okay, if you had to get your arm cut off, what would you want to have for a replacement? A hook. A really small hook. You know, like, family guy, like Seamus, how he has like peg legs for arms? I think I'd want that too. Oh, true. Pick up the phone, baby.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Oh, sorry. Pick up the phone, baby. Luke's calling me, y'all. Never when I cheat on you. Never when I did on me, babe. Who is calling me? Who's that? Oh my God!
Starting point is 00:35:37 Is that your whole number in there? No, that's like Bladorky Yucca. Oh, Bladrki Yucis' number? Oh, okay. That's good. That's really good. I... I want you so bad.
Starting point is 00:35:49 I'm literally just pointing to you. I'm literally... Is that now what you got? You got what you got? Hey, so right now, they're facetiming each other, and Larry pulled his pants down, and he's showing him a fallace. Yeah, it's right. That's true.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Okay. Echo, echo, echo, echo. I'm hanging up, echo, I forgot. If there's any doctors listening to this podcast, I would like to know. Yeah, please give me a diagnosis of what I have. All right, yeah, zoom in on it. What is, what is wrong with Larry? What is going on? What is happening to him?
Starting point is 00:36:19 Is he okay? Oh, my God. That actually looks familiar. Dude, I got worse. It got worse by the second. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. I'm looking at barbecue places near us and they have a sloppy Joe sandwich.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Can we actually go to a barbecue place? Sloppy Joe, sloppy, sloppy Joe. Sloppy Joe is such a guilty, guilty pleasure. Oh, they got the Wrangler plate. Ooh! I want noodles, man. I've been craving something noodily. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:50 I just been fucking favorite. You a big noodle head. I remember ever since then we were looking out for places to eat? And I was like, I kind of just want sushi, loki. What? sushi there. I don't can want some sushi. I want some sushi.
Starting point is 00:37:02 I want some sushi. I want some sushi. I need susten's brother. I need a big pound of fucking protein. I'll be real. I'll be real. I can eat out of horse right now. What?
Starting point is 00:37:12 I can't go out to eat. I've got too much work to do, man. I'm editing hard, hard and long, hard work, work. Wait, so we're not going to eat at all today?
Starting point is 00:37:20 Yes, we're going to eat. Just order your own damn food. No, I want to go out, you. Oh my God. Do you think I just put away
Starting point is 00:37:25 all my stuff to go out? Yes. No. I've done that too many times. I watched two Ghibu movies yesterday. It's the best of you just ordered, dude. Shut up. B.
Starting point is 00:37:34 T-B shut up, dude. We'll go out when I'm done. You're hungry, you're hungry. Starving. When yummy comes back. When yummy comes back, when go out to eat, like tomorrow. No, I'm chopping his head off when he gets back. Oh, I'm going to sell.
Starting point is 00:37:46 I'm going to a hybrid trap. I put it back with glue then. I'm sending a hybrid trap. If anyone is a lawyer, you guys know that that holds up in court. So, Gummy dies. I'm putting two logs. Your suspect number one. So when he opens the door, that's going to be flat.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Yeah. He's going to be like, oh. I want to make a shank out of a malice. toothbrush and a razor blade from shaving. She's sick. By the way, speaking of suicide, you've ever seen on one episode of South Park
Starting point is 00:38:10 where Britney Spears shoots her face off? No. And then she has to, like, still perform with it. And she's like, she's like, her tongue, like, flapping around, but her head's gone. That is vile.
Starting point is 00:38:20 That is the worst thing you've ever said. It's a real, that's the worst thing you ever said on the podcast. And not a lot of them we can talk about in the podcast. I don't think we can talk about 80% of the South Park episodes. Do you? Stop. crazy. You have like, I know.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Well, I just dropped the fallace. Oh, wait, slap it. Follus is another word for dick. Yeah, because I haven't. Oh, you have it? Oh, you have it? I do, listen. Wait, just make a guest appearance. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Okay, I'm like. Oh, Jesus. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop, stop, stop. That's enough. Don't worry, that was just, uh. I don't think you guys understand where that came from. The phallis was actually given to us in the peel box.
Starting point is 00:39:01 That was just a shaft. And also I want to talk about. the fact that the P.O. Box video is still not out. Sorry. It'll be out. It's a premiere movie. It's a, it's a long and it's funny. It's a 40-minute movie. It's actually insane.
Starting point is 00:39:16 You have to watch it in 0.25X. It's only made for Cinemax. Wait, dude, is that hack still work? Dude, there's also another movie coming out. Huh? I got another video we have. That's just not out yet. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:32 We record videos and they just don't come out. Yeah, we just be, we just be the Isaac Wad channel, man. We just be, we just be talking about that shit when they were doing it. Y'all. Don't worry. That's the straw that broke the camel's back. Do you remember this PewDie Piedin episode? I just started slowly cutting like something off.
Starting point is 00:39:50 What did you say about Pity Pie? I cut off a finger off. Free shipping from Buffalo, New York. I'm not ordering from Buffalo, New York. Your finger looked like a little hot dog. Ew. It looks like Patrick Star. You got fat.
Starting point is 00:40:01 You got fat person fingers. You're gross. You're gross. You look like Patrick's Stop Ew, why do you have so big? Dude. Your limbs should be looking weird
Starting point is 00:40:11 as fuck. Dude, I'm gonna order barbecue, man. That's what I'm doing about to maybe, we'll see. What are we going to do an IRL podcast, by the way? Yeah, we talked about that last year, by the way. It's like an Isaac was thing. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:40:23 SpongeBob tofu. Spongebob tofu. I swear to, what did I say? And it laughs. Huh? What? You guys aren't going to believe me. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:40:37 SpongeBob Toffee. What, like, what do they even add? Dude, what, like, you're just like saying nothing right now, man. You're just like a waste of air. Like, I'm like taking a picture. I'm taking a picture. What? We and Larry can just do this podcast by ourselves.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Yeah, just fucking go away, dude. Go ahead and eat. What's the fuck? You're distraising us. We're having no shit about either of you guys. We're talking about the fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isaac, I want to talk it.
Starting point is 00:41:00 It's your attitude. Isaac. Look at it. You're attitude. You're a dude. You're a dissing the world off, you know. Spongebob tofu. Oh, that's...
Starting point is 00:41:06 Spongebobu! Wait, okay, he just like actually docks us. You're not gonna... No one can see it, you fool? That's fucking insane. Wow, that is, um... That is Fungeop Tofu. That looks crazy.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Delating the entire message. You're gaykeeping SpongeBob Tofu. Huh? You're gaykeeping, I saved it. I saved it. I have it. What did? Did he die?
Starting point is 00:41:27 I don't know her grung goes, but he said... I know her grung kids, and it might mess off everybody in the world. Is he had a glave ghost? concert? Where is it? Is he a SpongeBob Tofu house? He's literally just enjoying outside.
Starting point is 00:41:40 That's actually insane. He said it's a beautiful day on. He said he'd rather go outside. He'd rather go outside in our record a podcast. We literally lost control of the pet of the group. The pet of the group. He's out about the puppy of the group. He's like a class hamster from SpongeBob and Darwin.
Starting point is 00:41:57 He's like, can we do it early? Because it's kind of nice outside of it. We're like, yeah, man. And then he's just like, I'd rather go now. I'd rather go now I'm gonna go outside later later later oh later
Starting point is 00:42:14 he's becoming like cage where he's just doing random shit now he's gonna have like a potato farm soon I called him one time and he was like hey I'm uh I'm building a bench I'm like for my school so we can like sit outside for lunch instead of like sitting on the ground I'm like what okay but I'm gonna be real
Starting point is 00:42:30 that's kind of like a school project I'm just saying like okay look For example, you call up Cage or Cam, and they'll be like, yeah, we're just watching paint dry. No, remember when you called them and they said like, I'm growing potatoes in a farm. And they're actually like, they're actually like a farm. Yeah, I'm building a shed right now.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Yeah, they're building a shed. They were building a studio one time. And then literally the next day, they're fucking growing potatoes. Growing potatoes and parsnips. And then they're also producing. They're doing all that ones. That's crazy, dude. They have time.
Starting point is 00:43:01 They just be doing anything. They have time like everywhere. every world in the world, dude. Yeah, they have a very, like, straightforward mindset. And that's what I want, honestly. I wish my thing was in so many lanes. I wish I had one lane.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Yeah. I wish I had one lane. I wish I had one lane. All right, podcast game. Ready? We're going to do the story game because it's awesome. I. Larry.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Went? Doing a story game. We are not doing the story game, dude. Go. No, I'm not doing it. Tanner. I'm not doing it. I almost said your full name.
Starting point is 00:43:38 We are not doing the podcast game. Oh, wait, hold on. We're not going, I went, dick. Boom. Joe Rogan's talking about aliens. Joe Rogan's talking about the state of the world. All right, we're going to bring you back listeners. Soft Willie's calling.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Should I put him on speaker? Hey, dude, oh, you want to come to a Willie vlog? We're going to do car wash. Wait, let me, let me answer it. And then, no, I'm not answering. Never mind. Was he actually calling? Yes, actually.
Starting point is 00:44:02 He's calling my phone. He goes to the phone, but no. He's going to be like, dude, because I don't know if he's going to answer and say something. Says something bad? Well, no, what if he just goes? Hey, what's up, Isaac's full name? Dude, okay, no, but what if?
Starting point is 00:44:16 Just say, just answer. Be like, roll out, we're a pot, just say that. No, I already stopped calling. Oh, he gave up on you. What if it was, like, really bad? Like, what if he was, like, in trouble? And he was, like, what if he was getting all of his limbs torn off by bears? He would, he would text me.
Starting point is 00:44:29 No. Isaac, I'm getting my limbs pulled off by Codiac Bears. I'd be like, oh, damn, no, the answer. Oh, damn, son. Where'd you find this? There's the ones that are super violent against humans. Oh, yeah, bears will fucking destroy. I've seen a video of them in like a cage or whatever the fuck.
Starting point is 00:44:45 It was like running towards the camera. In a cage? In a cage? What the fuck? In a cam? I don't know. I saw a video of a Yeti falling down a mountain. I love that.
Starting point is 00:44:56 It comes back. I was on the Tanner. I see that video once every three months. in some way, should perform it comes creeping up and it just doesn't, like, you don't expect that it just comes up out of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:45:07 It is the funniest video of all time. It's so funny. So good. It's like, you just should not be falling like that. It looks like rendered. Like, it looks like a, I know, it looks like a,
Starting point is 00:45:16 Unreal Engine like a fucking thing. We put it up. You can go see on Twitter, Isaac's Twitter, my Twitter. Come to my Twitter. Oh, it's on my Twitter, dude. Okay, I guess we're just plugging everything.
Starting point is 00:45:27 It's literally my Twitter mode. There. I'm freaking care about you. My Tumblr. I post nothing on there. You don't post anything on there. Okay, should I get, um, yellow curry? Why are we just ordering food on the podcast?
Starting point is 00:45:39 What are we doing? I'm hungry. Sorry, I'm attracted. I really want to eat burnt, order burnt ends. Are they good? Very salty.
Starting point is 00:45:48 It's just like burnt hair. Like they put in your, you have no idea what you're talking about. What's your name again? I forgot. Can you say it? Yeah, hold on. My name is Isaac.
Starting point is 00:45:55 It's called, actually, you know what? My name is, um, suck my dick. I made you. So long is that?
Starting point is 00:46:01 What? said sir. First name, Biggest, second. The old name baddest, last name bitch.
Starting point is 00:46:07 And I call me the biggest bad bitch. Hello, my name is Sir Dick in my butt and I am pumped up right now. God,
Starting point is 00:46:15 you guys are awesome. Okay, so this is the best podcast. I love this podcast. I love this podcast. Okay, okay, okay.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Okay. What? What? What? I'm like, I don't want to do that I'm not doing that I'm scratching my That sucks
Starting point is 00:46:35 What dude what Would you rather Even starting that Suck prison dick that's been used in a booty hole Or Would you rather Slowly disembody a horse And then using the limbs
Starting point is 00:46:49 For what Would you rather have to cut open your family pet to keep warm at night Or Oh Hold on Put a toothpick on your nail and kick a door Oh
Starting point is 00:47:03 Alright Would you rather drag your nose on the pavement Would you rather drag your knuckles on the road On asphalt Or would you know if a way of warning it? It's like would you rather like file your knuckles against asphalt Or Put a toothpick on a dude
Starting point is 00:47:20 Does somebody have my door? Put a toothpick between the wall in your eye And then pushing your head forward Go check that door Wait, I heard that too I'm not gonna lie Smokey moly is fucked That's fucked, that's fucked, that's fucked, that's not good
Starting point is 00:47:34 Dude, on the podcast It's a stick, dude, it's fake Dude, I don't know Wait, what was that noise actually? I don't know, I'm actually gonna scare that Dude, do not stop, please Dude, I'm gonna be behind me now Dude, I've been watching like horror stories
Starting point is 00:47:50 Before bed every night and you cannot You don't know, there's a big white face by your door Dude, if I saw that, I would actually commit murder Live a hawk Who's hand was at? Stop. Shut up, dude. Wait, Larry.
Starting point is 00:48:04 He comes in here. They're dead. There's a hand under your door. Dude, there's eyeballs. There's two eyeballs like a snail looking under your door. Two eyeballs like a snail looking under your door. You look weird. You don't look real.
Starting point is 00:48:17 You look like A-Fix twin. Okay. Here's at home. I'm not even looking at the screen anymore. I'm not looking at the screen anymore. I'm going to sit here. I'm talking backwards. My back is to my monitor.
Starting point is 00:48:27 I'm staring at my door. I like to cook. No. gaffs come from you know how scared I would be if like like slenderman just started walking towards me right here if it was slenderman of all things I would laugh I'm fucking out geek dude all my cabinets are opening dude my cons pieces are floating our chairs are forming a perfect triangle we go outside and like all of our furniture has made a perfect like tower it looks like the rocks by the river that some old guy balance for fun. You ever seen that
Starting point is 00:48:59 horror movie that's like a comedy and the all the cousins come in and then all the scary movie? No, not scary movie. Oh. It's a, it's kind of like scary movie. It's pretty much like scary movie. Silly movie. I don't know. It's like a joke on paranormal activity. It's this couple that get haunted by a ghost. Oh my God. I know exactly what we're talking about. I forget. Is it a haunted house? Is that what it's
Starting point is 00:49:17 called? Paranormal festivities. I don't know. Sorry, I don't know. Maybe there's a scene with the frenchers upside down. Nice. There you go. There you go. Scary movie revolution. That was such a good idea. Yeah, the fucking parody, like series? Yeah. I was, like, who thought of that? Some genius in a bottle.
Starting point is 00:49:35 I'm a genie in a bottle. You gotta hurt me the... What the fuck was that? I got pipe stone. I didn't feel that? No. Did you feel it? There's somebody here.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Isaac, there's somebody in the house. Really? There's actually like a man in the house. Okay, open the door and go find him. There's somebody in the attic. There's somebody in the attic. is our last podcast I wish
Starting point is 00:50:01 Is there a real content house That has like ghosts What? Like what was What? What? We're actually scared up here Man we could be getting killed
Starting point is 00:50:09 Any second What are you here? Dude There's like a big thump Like some guys in our room Stop I'm scared I really don't want to do this anymore
Starting point is 00:50:22 I'm really just gonna leave This is weird I'm leaving I wish we had like security cameras Outside of our rooms CCCC yeah you see There's just like The Grim Reaper
Starting point is 00:50:30 about to open your door. It's a bunch of like monsters just hanging out. They're playing like a monster authority downstairs. I'm a little dude I've had this crazy idea. We need a 24 hour
Starting point is 00:50:42 footage of the house. Should I go get my gun? It'll be a great. You don't even have a gun, does it? What? Tanner, you're true? You have one just in case.
Starting point is 00:50:49 Dude, you don't have a million firearms. I'm like a GTA max. Dude, I have a single grenade on my shelf. I literally have the fucking gravity gun. Boom. I'm a fucking grenade.
Starting point is 00:51:00 What? I have a grenade. I have a pipe bomb. I have a single grenade on myself just waiting and get pulled. Pulled like pork, son. Okay, for legal reasons, I have a grenade. For legal reasons, I booby-trap my room,
Starting point is 00:51:13 and if you try to search my computer, I have a device inside of it that will blow up everything in the tri-stay area. For legal reasons... For legal reasons... Okay, you can't put that. That is a joke for legal reasons. I was going to say, for legal reasons,
Starting point is 00:51:25 I just picked my nose, and I think everybody saw it. So, Gambler... I picked out like a big green glob. They're gonna go back in the podcast and watch you. No, they won't. They won't see it. You will not see the green glob.
Starting point is 00:51:35 Okay, you know what's the worst feeling fucking ever? When you have a lot of caffeine but no food and then your body starts tweaking. I'm like actually, I'm geeking. I'm tweaking. Oh, fuck me, dude. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm geek and I'm tweaking. Can you actually not have knives in the podcast?
Starting point is 00:51:50 Wait, look, look, like magic trick. Look, like, you ready? Boom. Like, oh. I'm ordering banana pudding. Look. Why do your fingers like that? What are these?
Starting point is 00:52:02 Oh my God, they're actually beating and battered. Yeah, they are. What the hell? Look, look skydivers. It's because I deadlifted two days ago. Is that how that works? Look, yeah, it's some calluses, man. Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:52:14 Look at that. I'm peeling them and they're turning into blood. I'm a maniac, maniac on the floor. All right, this is the most schizophrenic episode. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the group chat podcast. Today I am joined. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Tanner, not going to believe the food item I see right now. It is called Beaufort T's Diablo Sandler. Dude. The hockey way. Read on that. You ate that you gain superpowers and get fat. Beaufortee. Sure.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Sure. Shut up. Dude. You are pissing everybody off of this punch. Yeah. Yeah. Kill him. Oh.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Kill him. Wait a minute, Mr. Paul. Wait, oh yeah, wait a minute, make a... Oh my God, take off the headphones. Oh, man, I'm hungry. I'm losing. Wait. What if what, dude, okay, podcast, but it's lastly VC style.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Go. I got all night. You got all night? I made of nothing but time. You don't even want to go to a burger house, man. Yeah, you're right. I got no time. You got no fucking time.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Yeah, no time, bro. Just that busy, huh? Yeah. That guy, huh? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Don't look at the time. We're 30 minutes in.
Starting point is 00:53:42 No way. It's still been 30 minutes. Wait, Trapsity says April Fools. We're back. Okay, the podcast is the same. Wait, was that I'll upload on April Fools? No. It was.
Starting point is 00:53:56 Son of a bitch, we're back. Wait, really? Oh, my God. Son of a dime. Our gun is a son of a gun. We got us two times. We are actually so fucking done. We are so.
Starting point is 00:54:06 We are so. fucking back, ladies and gentlemen. That's actually absurd, dude. I keep doing this, like, ape thing where I put my arms like this. Oh. The dirty birdie. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:54:21 I could use any sort of sustenance right now. We are... Smoke chicken, avocado mash. Cheese, pico, cream. You are... Spanish rice and pinto beans. They cut you the pig. Can we just, like, only have us three for the podcast for now on?
Starting point is 00:54:34 Yeah, I think so. Do you want to cut everyone? We have... We're cutting grunk because he's outside. We're cutting soft wheelie because he's not here. He's also outside. We're cutting yummy because... He's also outside.
Starting point is 00:54:45 Because yummy's also outside. And he has a massive, um, shlong if I were... So, catch me outside. How about that? Catch me outside. Oh my God. We forgot the most... The Barbie movies coming out.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Fuck the Barbie movie, bro. How about you go, fuck yourself, you idiotic piece of shit? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I got told by one of twos and shit. I got told by one of the movies and shit. I got told by one of the Barbie movie and twoies and shit. I got told by one. of our dearest friends that the Mario movie
Starting point is 00:55:09 is, was in fact, ass. It was an ass as fuck. That's what it was. But you know what? Don't let any, okay, but he does.
Starting point is 00:55:17 They also said the fourth John Wick was the worst John Wick. That's what the same guy said. He also reviews movies for a living. His name is 24 frames of Nick. He's in the wrong. 24 frames of incorrect. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:30 Just go watch the Mario movie. You get a free Mario bucket. That's the thing. If you watch them. Oh, If you order popcorn, though, I bet. They put the popcorn in there. You got a free Mario bucket.
Starting point is 00:55:44 It's a question mark. It's the yellow question mark. Did you know? Did you know? Whenever John Wake came out, it would put your slushy in this. You would drink it out of this right here. There's like a barrel of a gun carton.
Starting point is 00:55:55 What does he see an eyeball? Wait, what if I look like this forever? Tanner. I'm going to suck you in. Ah! That's the exact same line you use when you get touched. Dude, every time I get touched, I'm just like, because I don't want it enough to do.
Starting point is 00:56:12 I'm like, ah! It's like, ow! Potato salad for me. Can you quit looking at food, you big belly bitch? What? I like to cook. You are the issue. I'm the issue.
Starting point is 00:56:25 You're the issue. You're the reason people are dying. No, no. Thank you for the fall of big T's, big butt on Twitch. Hey, don't, no problem, man. Don't give them any free shot at the home. Wait, wait, wait, wait, streamers that can. keep stream labs open and just be
Starting point is 00:56:48 it just stares at them, you're weird, close it, you're not, fucking talking about it. I'd just be seeing, like, people are like set up and they have like their goddamn stream labs open 24-7. If I see that on my monitor, I would probably commit mass. Dude, like, how do you do that? How do you sit there and look at stream lives? Oh, god-dain. That's like, look at your job
Starting point is 00:57:06 every hour of the day. It's like, so depressing. It's like not even colorful stream. It's gray. It's barren. It's dull. I want to be doing YouTube. You've got to do what you've got to do. I've been doing YouTube for like almost four years. And I've never once, like, opened my fucking dashboard and kept on a second monitor there. Like, oh, my God, that's like, weird. That's, like, weird. I just, I always have over the garden wall gifts playing in every single one of my monitors.
Starting point is 00:57:25 Oh, dude. Oh, I remember the wallpaper. Remember the wallpaper engine phase? Oh, I remember like, oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Oh, wow. I'm like a little dog round now.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Pinto beans, potato cell. Oh, wait, I actually am hungry now. Macon cheese. Oh, my fuck. All right, guys, welcome to the podcast. See, then we're going to be ordering food just for you. Yeah. What you should be getting this week is totally on us.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Chocolate Oreo cooking. Starting with Big T. What should the audience order today? I am personally, I'm getting Thai food, and I will be getting pineapple-fried rice with the six piece of wings. You're hurting, folks. He's getting tied up food. Now, Isaac, why?
Starting point is 00:58:07 What are you going to be getting for the audience this week? Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to be ordering the dirty, birdie breeder. stuffed with smoked chicken avocado mash, cheese pico, Spanish rice, and pinto beans, not to mention the second item, the to-meat plate. I'm going to be combining the amazing flavors of the jalapino, cheddar sausage, and the turkey breast. The two sides will be potato salad and serrano-glazed brussels.
Starting point is 00:58:42 You're a pig. I could be a newscaster announcer if I wanted. Yeah, you could. Shut up. Don't talk to me. You're ugly and weird all the time. No, I'm not. I'm getting yellow curry, actually.
Starting point is 00:58:55 Larry, what will you be ordering? A Pop-Tart and orange. The Pop-Tartin and orange is green pig. I like to cook and I like to bake. Pirates and cake. Man, I'm baby, you're now of cherry pie. So how the fuck? Dumbass!
Starting point is 00:59:26 Oh! I like to cook and I like to be. Look, Tiana's, okay. I'm not doing anything. What, what, what? No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna pull your hair tonight. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:59:41 Whoa, it's been an hour, ladies and gentlemen. All right, I think we lost all our steam here. here. I think Isaac is officially I like to cook and I bought my tongue. What? Everything has derailed. All right. All right. Let's edit the custom tip to zero dollars.
Starting point is 01:00:01 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll leave you with one thought. Make sure you get your free sample packs from gamers shops. Link in the description. Group only works on that link. So make sure you click it down below. And also do not forget to remove the tip from all DoorDash and Uber eats. Oh my God. Why did you say that? And on
Starting point is 01:00:17 top of all of that the next time you go out make sure you treat your waitress like shit tip zero dollars and leave no no serpent and every waitress you see wait a minute it's not been an hour we started late we have to sit here and weigh a little bit we didn't bro you'd be talking about i did not start we did not start on the hour exactly because i've been recording it doesn't matter all right we're a idiot wait let's wait until it's like what is all right we'll see you guys later we'll see guys next week more people will be here, everyone will be back.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Hopefully, and they're also, maybe they'll be funny. Who knows? Maybe they'll be funny. Maybe they won't. I don't fucking, I don't know. But we'll see you guys next week. Thanks for watching. Hope you enjoyed the, uh, what's our nickname?
Starting point is 01:01:00 Us three. The gruel. Wait. Oh, wait. Treyway. King of New York. Thank you for watching the Trayway edition of the group chat. We are king of the New York.
Starting point is 01:01:15 Later. Later. It's brofisted out. Let's bro fist it out. We'll see you guys next week. Farewell. Much love. Raise the rent of single mothers.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Bye. Is the rent of single mothers.

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