The Group Chat - #52 - Our WORST Episode Yet!

Episode Date: April 14, 2023

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Welcome back, everybody, to the group chat podcast episode. Eight and a half. You. I, you. Things have happened since last week. We were joined by special guests. Can we stop with the special guest thing? A bit is old.

Let's try some of us. Let's try some else. Let's be more original. I think we're funny enough. Okay, fine. All right, let's restart. Welcome back. No, no.

Grok has his wisdom teeth. They're gone. Yeah, look, here I still have. Oh. Yeah, that's my eighth time. I've done that. What is that? Anyways, I dig it.

Jelly beans. Jelly beans. You were eating chocolate earlier. Now you're eating jelly beans. Stop with the toxicity. Christ has risen near the other being the Christ like. Is that such a bad thing, yummy? Christ is risen.

Be nice. Speak your truth. God's awake. I'll wait. I did learn how to Ollie. I can Ollie now. Probably like six inches this much off the ground at least. Damn.

Six inches? That's bigger than yummy's weeder. Yeah, it is. It's double It's double Big shout out to GamerSuffs I doubled it and gave it to the next person Try triple

Big triple to Gamer Double Double doubles Gersups Use code group for 10% off your order You already know it dude And get you some whatever you want Was by the way I saw that rock

I saw that rock on Twitter Was that a big rock or a small rock? Dude did you see the pencil The pencil on it was like the size of like a caterpillar was a huge rock. Yeah, that's a big old rock. We got, we got, we got, we are a crime scene nowadays.

We are kind of a crime scene. There's a, there's a graffiti that I promoted on my Instagram story. And I said, if you go, you support, like, whoever can get the, whoever can get the most dangerous tag, we'll get a shout out. No, no, no, no, talk. If you go to a skyscraper,

and then your parachute says code group, we'll shout you out maybe, though. We're talking, we're talking, like water, towers. Yeah. You know, like a mustache on your local attorney.

It's something change or is growing like nine inches shorter than he was last episode. He looks like his room got his room shrunk, so he shrunk. He turned into a baby.

Is that better? What happened? His room looks like so much more big. I don't know why. Like you're sitting in your dad's office chair. Like, look at my shirt.

It's a frog. It's a pretty cool shirt, man. It's a tree frog. It kind of looks like you. It's like it actually looks like the embodiment. It's me. actually, we checked our Spotify

statistics, statistics last week. You guys are killing it. We had 50 listeners. 15? 15? On the last episode? I actually, wait, wait, wait. The CEO of GamerSups, he reached out and said we sold another tub yesterday. Oh, wow.

Thank you so much for the support. Honestly, I think we're like, we're like top 100,000. We're taking off in the remote. Can I just say something right now? Like, I know in a moment. When we first made code group, we think anybody was going to buy it. Like, we thought zero people.

Yeah. Like to think that like 15, like, I can imagine 15 people in this room. I know. I'll be like this. I'll be like, I'll crammed up. Dude, I would actually poop myself. Imagine if those, imagine if the six people that have bought our tubs so far since we began the entire journey, imagine if they were all in the same.

That'd be like a small gathering. Yeah. And literally, this is a position I have dreamed of since I was young. Like, honestly, I woke, I woke up today and I was, I just, I got my knees and I prayed by my bedside. and I thank Jesus for the position now. Because Christ has risen and ended. We sold an Easter Sunday cub.

Dude, I love Jesus Christ. I love the Messiah so much. Dude, I read the... I heard... Oh, what? Like, really good. When we did group readings, our Bible readings. You know how there's different versions of the Bible,

like, NIV, King James Version, all that stuff? Dude, there was one version of the Bible that was, like, ancient, sacred text that wasn't dug up until like two years ago. Literally, dude, the Bible had it wrong. Jesus turned water into Gave or subs whenever all the people needed the shit of drink. I knew that was going. Lord and Lord.

Hallelujah. Jesus Christa. Wait, hold on. In the Bible Times, it says that Jesus had split up like two fish and fed like 400,000 million people. He actually was just splitting up suss bars. And they were getting given out. But imagine actually going to Bible times and giving one kid like 1,000 milligrams of cats. Oh, he'd kill himself.

I kill himself in front of his family. He'd kill everybody in the village. He would kill everybody in the village and slip like a ghost road. Caffeine's been around for a while, I think. Not that long. Thousands of milligrams just instantly successful in your mouth. I don't think Jesus took a shot of caffeine when he was like, give Jesus a shot of fireball, he'll dapp you up.

I swear to God. What do you think Jesus would be like drunk? Okay, wait, to be fair, they had wine back then. He did the gritty. Fireball was the first off. Let's go back in time and give a newborn baby DMT and then see if we're like... DMT Fireball gamers like mixed. A thousand years advanced.

advanced in the future of, like, technology because one kid had DMT when he was, like, seven. And he fucking led charge of everything that were, like, that was revolutionary. He did everything. That kid was Elon Musk. That kid was Elon Mousk. Support of Game of Subs, by the way.

I heard Jesus was a real person. Is that true, Isaac? Yeah, he... Jesus of Nazareth, bro. Yeah, I don't think a single person on the planet argues if Jesus was real or not. It just depends on if he was a real... Jesus worked.

Nine to five. No, no, I think... I look up every, like, every month is Jesus, was Jesus a real person? They're like, yeah, he was a real dude. Wait, you know what Jesus reminds me of? Like an actual human. Like, a human. I'm down to play a game.

He what? Jake Cole. He was like an actual human being that was like a carpenter. Oh, yeah, I want to play a game. I was going to play a game. It was going to be called. Guess so many words Nick has said this podcast. I kept count on one hand.

One, no, three. Yes, let's play. Four. Maybe like four. I got four. I want Nick to tell his story now. He's been too quiet. Welcome back, dude.

Welcome to induce yourself. I feel like nervous. Welcome back on the third podcast you've been on. I can say that it was really funny today when we were in the car and we were driving and we just grunk decides to face time. Or no, grunk decides to call me and then randomly just decides to say that his dick burned. And that's what I was feeling in the moment. That's just what I was feeling. And then not only did you say that.

He went to go pee after. And he went to go pee after and he said, okay, false alarm. And then we were like, all right, we do podcasts. He was like, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, y, ay, y, yeah. Dude, I have beef. I have beef with people. I saw video being on TikTok. And people were calling me autistic.

Why? Because Larry and Isaac were being mean to me, and then I did this to my arms. I was like, I stuck my arms in the air. I got so mad. I couldn't speak. All I could do was do this.

I got real mad. I got real angry. I couldn't talk. I could only pull my arms up. Do you think he have autism? No. Okay, can I say something? No.

No, like actually on the record, no. But Yummy only looks autistic when he eats. That's it. Honestly, for me, that's when I see you the most. Like, I'm not autistic. Severe autism. Hold on. I'm drawing a line because too many people claim to have autism nowadays that literally do not.

Like on the internet. That is true. Yeah. So I'm not. Anything ever. I'm not enabling that behavior. No. Yeah.

I don't. I think we all act silly. Yeah, we're all just kind of dumb. Kind of funny. it's what happens when you're on the internet internet too much your brain just kind of rots I actually yeah the only like hard proof that I think I might maybe be on a spectrum somewhere is because

I cannot stand the feeling of crumbs on my feet which is a sensory issue which has been tied to autism in the past let me talk here I didn't hear you I didn't hear you crumbs on your feet is that what you're saying crumbs on your feet what the fuck are you talking about okay get on with it then it's a sensory issue sensory issues I have sensory issues I have never oh you walk around barefoot, so it's like...

I think a lot of people would probably prefer to not have crumbs on their feet. I, uh, when I was a kid, so up until I was like, I want to say like seven years old, the lines on my socks, if they touch to the sides of my feet or my toeser, I couldn't hear that. Yeah, no, that's real too. And my socks.

And then car ceilings? I still strain on my socks. Car ceilings? The fabric or whatever, even thinking about scratching it gives me like goosebumps. Or velvet? Yeah, I didn't Exactly

When I was good Wait, what did you say scratching? What did you say scratching? Car ceilings and then like Velvet Oh no, you know for me Um

You know Sorry You know for me The things that change color I mean like the little The things The like Pictures

They're like Holographic Yeah holographic Yeah No those scratching that I would like ZZZZZZZZZ Like fool on

You don't like I hated that It was a bad bad bad bad Dude I used to do it all the time felt so good And it was oh I still hate it And it was feel nuts to asphalt I used to also

Grab a fork and then scratch it on a plate And I'd be like That's fucking on Oh yeah I used to get my nails I'd grow my nails out and I filed them on the chalkboard Wait you guys want to see why I store my pennies Like $40 pour out You're broke

I saw a video of a guy doing a handstained and all this page fell out. He started scoososos with all the camera. Oh, my God. I saw a video. Larry, remember that Instagram? Real I sent him. He was like, was that one buck? Give me that one buck.

He was lagging like so bad. No, yeah. Is anyone else his cams like? Wait, whose camera lagging? Drunk's camera. All I could have my gout. Grunk's camera is. They've been doing that all day today.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's a great video. I could have my Gucci. Am I lagging? No, I don't know. It's Tanner. It's lagging.

It's like so bad. But for me, everyone's camera is like mom. You're on the metaverse web. I don't know. See, yeah, everybody else's cameras linked to your wallet. That's the issue. Today we're sponsored by Metamask.

No, we're not. Um, you metamask. Why? Because you lost all your money. No. If anything, I should be upset with Meta Mask. I'm the one who lost all the money.

What, you gambled away because you're stupid? Oh, my. I picked some Willie for a fucking video idea. You gambled it on a roulette match or something. I lost it on one hand. I think I put it all on one hand and lost it. It's okay. I lost like over 10 grand in crypto.

Yeah. Did you guys ever pull out or no? No, I'm still in there. No. So I guess I didn't actually lose it. What's your average is like a few thousand? I haven't looked at it in like two years. Dude, I forgot my password, so I don't even know how to check.

I remember I haven't looked at it? I'm not going to look at it. I remember there's a daytoner putting $1,000. He's like, dude, it's up $100. I remember that. Dude, it's got $500. He put it in and got like hyperfixia. He would like give us updates like every, every hour.

No, okay, so I put $1,000 in. And then one day at work, like the app was like glitching or something. and all I saw was like $13 billion. I was like, $1.000. You like so bad. I don't know what's happening. Really fast like this.

You throw a little bit of your camera does not like it when you move fast. You froze so bad in your celebration. It looked like you were just really happy for about. I heard what I can do in your audio. But dude, so like I was in on like me and Isaac were both in on a lot of the pump and dump shit. Like we were like up with the times. I don't even know how it right. You what?

You were riding the pump and dump? I was pumping and dumping. Dude, I was in on a moon base or whatever the fuck it was called, like super, super early. Moon, whatever, something moon coin, I don't even know. But my shit was bugging so bad on the transfers. You're funny! My shit was bugging so bad on the transfers that I literally could not sell it for like two days

and then I barely broke even. That's called a rug. I would have made like 15th day, but I could not fucking sell it for some reason. Yeah, I remember. I was up AK. Let me tell you something. Larry is the most annoying motherfucking on the planet. I am never going out to eat with this guy ever again.

He just lies and gas lights and makes up stories that aren't true. He's like, that guy over there was looking at you and you just said something right there. Oh my God, that was real. That was real. Larry does it all the time and he's so annoying and he just makes up bullshit. That wasn't the biggest bullshitter of all times.

I'm serious. Yami, that wasn't a lie. It was 100% a lie. It was not. No, my God. It was not. The waiter said he didn't like you when you were in the bathroom. Like, you are so annoying.

That was a clear line. That was such a clear one. Like, Larry is so annoying we got to eat. No, I watched the guy turn around for a couple more times. And then Isaac said on the joke too

and they're pretending they're trying to make me look like that. No, dude. Stop. I'm serious. Why else would I type it? I love yummy. I love yummy everything.

Why else would I type it? Yummy? I love he. Yeah. Honestly, sometimes I do want to order for you because I get scared and apprehensive how you order.

I'm serious. I'm serious. Do you? No. The way did you order, you sound like a dick. You guys are stupid. Let me tell you.

No, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Okay. Sorry that my daughter. Wait, that I had to fold out on the table every time we eat. Just scares our waiters and waitresses. I could at my Gucci.

My aroma, my age you take TikToks that I'm watching while I order. Flip, flip, flip, flip. Yeah, give me a Coke. Okay, listen, listen, I have a problem because I found out yesterday that I cannot hear myself at the level that everybody else hears me. Nope. When I hear myself, I'm right here. When everybody hears me, I'm right here. Okay, yesterday You just developed the list I'm like, oh my, is that a list? I don't know, it's bad a bit yesterday yesterday, right? We had the nicest, the sweeter. Like, she reminded me like my mom. She was like, the waitress.

Best waitress I've ever had my life. She kept coming up. She's like, oh, you want more dream? You know, it's a house of food. You want sauce? All these things are great. It was wonderful. Oh, okay, let me get you that. I was like, oh, exactly. And they were all like, you gonna get me that? You know, I grew like little wings. Thing, then, then, my voice, okay? I didn't know I was speaking at a decibel that was apparently like fucking, like the glass shattered around. Glass shattering. Right. We can reenact it.

We could, let's reenact it. Let's reenact it. I'll do it. All right. I'll be the waitress. So I was, we were signing our, uh, our, uh, everything was done. All right.

So she's like, all right. All right. So do you guys need anything or are we all good? Oh, okay. You guys are great. All right. Have a nice night. You too!

Pretty much. He went like, he went, you as well. And then just went right back to writing. We were all looking around. I said, you have a great night. But it was like, it projected. Yeah, you were my. So luckily we were the only people in the building by that point

because V8 after they were closed on accident. Evil. That's evil. You're evil. It was your fault because you were like. First of all, no. First of all, they didn't take out the food until like an hour later. They didn't.

They didn't take our orders until you came because I told them that maybe a fourth person. Oh, really? Yes. Well, I showed up in immediately. Don't still eat an appetizers when I showed up, so I don't feel bad. Well, yeah, because we didn't order at all. We learned something. All right, you could.

We did, did we do that last podcast or two podcasts ago with the loot thing? What's wrong with? There's nothing wrong with this. No, not that one. The other one. I learned, I learned it's this way. It's this way. It's at the.

Yeah, I had it backwards. I had a back. Brother was doing this. And believe it or not, that's a. really bit, this is bad. Apparently, apparently Don't we tell a story? You ever seen some evil guy who killed a lot of

people did that? Apparently. I was doing it. Apparently. Allegedly, though. No, no, okay. So. Abradoff Lindler. He was the guy who did it. Yeah, yeah, that guy. Did you call him? Mergelov-Dinkler? What do you say? Abeltoll.

Hewloff. Hewloff. Somebody teleported in Isaac's room, said that that and left. Who's Rick from Rick and Mollollong? That was actually a character from Rick and Morty. It was Abraham Lincoln. It was able to...

I was just told by my sister who's in the military that it was... What's your full name? Stop. Yeah, what's her ring? This one, it looks good. I don't know. Yeah, it's at least here. Like, you can't, you don't want to see the palm.

It's this way. How do you even orientate your hand like that? It's down... But look, it looks like I'm slaying! Wrong. Straighten your wrist out, dude. Zesty ass salute. You can never be in the army.

They would actually kill you the first thing you showed up. If you ever went, and they were like, Hey, John, you went, he said, it looks like I'm slaying. Yeah, you look like when, like, girls look away from something embarrassing. They do that thing. Dude, this kid is not knowing how to salute at all. Like, what is that shit? What the hell?

He has to his ear. Yeah. What are you listening to, buddy? He don't know who he supports. Yeah, we do. Damn right. I think that that guy, Abradolph Linkler,

was like a great social experiment in Rick and Moyle's awesome. Okay. Yeah, I don't, yeah, maybe. Dude, he combined Abraham Lincoln and another guy to try and cancel each other out because one was awesome and one was not. No, he was just a sociopathic evil guy. He was a crazy. Yeah.

Well, it was a good try, I guess. Yeah, good job Rick. Yeah, all right. Whoa. Dude, it's so bright in Grug's house that his fingers disappearing. B. B. E.T. What's B B.E T? B E T. B E T. B E T. B. T.

Fing that glowsing. Glows. What? Slam poetry. Oh, my God. E.T is. The alien, the bald alien is moved over the moon. B. E. E.T. I get it.

He's E. He's E. Okay. Anyways. B. E.T. I just didn't know. So I landed. Oh, hello?

What do you want to do? Yeah, sure. I was going to talk about some military really quick. Go for it. No, do it. Slam poetry. Let's go ahead. Make it slam poetry.

Yeah. I grew up on a military base. And every day at 5 p.m. They said we had to stop our cars for the

National Anthem. National Anthem. I like that. Yeah, it was weird. It was like cult kind of strange. Like every single day on the way home from school, we'd like hit this thing. We'd be on the way in the base and then blaring throughout the whole thing.

Everybody has to pull over. Like you can't, if you drive, like the police will probably get pissed to you or something. I don't know. Anyone who is ever in service. Did they have to get out of their vehicle? Some people did. It was optional.

But you had to pull over. Wow. Some people did and they were... If you ever say attention when someone like a poor guy is sleeping, like somebody who's been in the military and you just like jump scare them, they will actually like go on autopilot,

stand up and like salute by accident. Yeah. That is nuts. It's about training, training by the bots. They're literally in Pavlov, dude. If they don't do that, they don't get to eat. Pavlov. Also, if you're, I don't know if it's still this way,

but my dad, you should tell me that if you like are sitting at a table, table for food time and you only get like, I don't know, like, let's say 20 minutes to eat. It's probably less than that. But if every single person at your table doesn't finish their food, you have to eat it for their morals. You'll all get, like, in trouble. Like, everybody gets fucked up.

You think that's going to be like an issue? I'll eat all their food. Give me all that food. Oh, yeah, you're fat, so I forgot. You'd fail the PT or whatever, the exam, the physical exam. You fucking, no, he watches one punchman. He watches one punchman. He would not fail that.

He'd be like, 100 sidest steps. And you'd be like. Radical jump. Yummy, who do you think would do better in the physical? You or Isaac? Probably Isaac. He's been in the gym. He's humble.

What does that mean? Humble beast. Humble beast. If I had been in the gym as long as Isaac. Okay. If it was a 1v1 in basketball, I think Yummy would beat my ass. How about that? I don't agree.

Really? You don't agree with that? No, I don't. Why do you look like that, Nick? He's an investigator. I think he's just a good. Where are you? Yummy. Let me 1v1 you in basketball.

You're like. You on? Yeah, I could want to be one of you guys are best, but I'd be fine. Tanner, do you need me to unbind the death of silence curse that's on your body? You're, okay. He's good. Remember that TikTok that we did when we, like, walked into Taylor's room and, like, we pretended to do... No, fuck. Someone on freeze time.

Oh, on... Wait, freeze him? He needs help. He needs help. Oh, thank God. Sorry, there's no excuses. Oh, he's back. Remember when we did that?

Can you guys? What did you say? We walked into a Tanner's room. It was Larry Lee. Yeah, it's funny. And we like pretended we were doing an exorcism in the way that you like. Oh, yeah. They really like shot up his spy.

That video, that video is really long, by the way. I only took like a portion of it. That video was like four minutes long. Was that put on the group on Twitter? Was that on TikTok? I put a clip on the group. Did you know there's someone by the name of Larry Kroft with three R's that post everything Larry does anywhere ever?

and it's gone like, yeah, there are several videos with like over 100K to 500K views on TikTok. They're bigger than me. I know, I thought it was you at first and I was like, hold up, hold up. Wait, you got out done by one of you. Oh, actually, wait, no, no, no, no. Fun facts.

Now they change that. It's not Larry Croft anymore. It's the group chip. Oh, is that them? What? Wow. What's their name? They're stealing all of our Thunder, man.

My favorite Thundersteal scheme is when they all post like a bunch of really awesome clips and then they rebrand to something. Oh, yeah. And they snap. They go right back down to 45 views of video. Don't give them all the ideas. Yeah, listen, don't do that.

That's kind of... Don't rebrand. You kill your channel. Yeah, don't. I am actually rebranding to... Let us instead buy it off of you and help you grow it and pay you. Why are you giving them even more ideas? That's a job opportunity.

We've already done that before. All right, we actually have fired every person that we fired, so don't get a job for much. Hired every person we fired. No, hired. Everybody we fired. We fired. Every person we hired.

We fired every person we fired. We fired. Every fire fire. All right, Grung, pretend you're gonna have lost the edit. I'll be the beat. What is this? That latency is. Why are you?

This sucks. What is that? I don't know that was. He's actually just a seven-grader at homecoming dance. At the Grunk facility, we are. That's my enrichment activity. It's like, it's like Rick and Morty, you're the Morty's. Like, they're showing a commercial of all the Mordy's sticker of.

Is your Morty stupid? Get your new Morty's the Morty Fett. Oh, want to hear something crazy? Um, I don't think I'm making it out of AP calculus alive this quarter. Let's go. Because I say that because I went to tutoring yesterday. My tutor, we got two problems done. He didn't know how to do it.

Okay. How about, um, I think, I think we're done. I think I'm done with that. Sell your soul. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Your private tutor or like one from the school? Well, it's one from the school. How old is he?

It's another teacher. He's like probably in his 30s. How hot is he? How big is he? Is he tall? How old is he? How old is he? Is he?

Is it? Is it girth? Is it girth? What does the circumference of his waist? I, um... It's just an inline scene. Let me ask a real actual question to these guys. Why don't just ask one of your top students.

See, I told you Larry's annoying. I don't want to do that. Why? Because they're already in school. And Isaac, dude. You can't just be like, hey, like, do you understand this? Is it possible that, like, you know, you can help me understand it? Maybe he's, like, super popular, like, kid genius.

But, like, just say you know, Isaac, why. I feel like, no, it's getting bad. It's getting really bad. It's getting to the point where it's, like, where I try to lock in and, like, actually learn AP calculus and stuff because it's all, we're all reviewing right now. That's all we're doing for the exam. I lock in. I can only do it for like 10 minutes before my brain actually gets fried to a crisp.

Oh, that sounds like something someone with ADHD would say. You really want me to be autistic. There's another thing, dude. Everybody doesn't have ADHD. That is showing up in her school system. You just pick and point out who has what. You have autism. You have anxiety.

You have ADHD. You, you, you have this. I'm going to say this. I'm going to say this. I think of everyone in this call, everyone in this call drunk is ADHD. There's no doubt. No, I don't think he's a kid. I don't know. Dude, two scoops of gamer stuff and he's in his mom's room and like back down and like eating jello and eating crackers. He's literally...

Just because I eat food. I like to eat food. I'm gonna be honest here. Like you guys didn't know me when I was 18, but I promised you I was more annoying than grunk. It was really fucked up. You're still annoying. You get the zoomies just with food. See? Yeah, you are. Yeah, there you go. This guy's so funny, dude. Sometimes I just want to fall. I just want to...

Yeah, you're so funny. You live in the same fucking house. Go do it, pussy! Or fight me. Lock your doors. You would not. You would not fight him. Yomi would not let him.

No, I would not fight him. No, I would not fight Larry because he'd probably start getting naked in the middle of the fight or something. I'm already naked, bitch. He got to do you. Dude, go sit down. Ow! Dude. Are those legs shaved?

Arm pimple? Who are you shaving for? What? Oh my god, half my roommates shaved their legs. What's next? We're going to start shaving our pussies, guys? What's going on? I don't.

I don't, don't shave my legs. I don't. That's my man. That's my brother. I'll let my hair. Mainly roommate right there. I don't have a lot of hair. Oh, wait.

He didn't shave anything. All right. Cooters are coming next on the shave list for my fellow men roommates. Right, guys. I'm actually... No, no, no, no, no. Just two frames of a... Do this.

Do this. It breaks it so fast. Is it too fast? Is it a camera need like a firmware update? I'll get it. Is it Discord? Why are you not seeing a word? Dana,

what the fuck is wrong with you? It's only... Because every time I talk, you guys say I lag out. It's funny when you do it. Only your camera. Your voice is fine. It's not a problem.

It's only Discord. When I go live and turn on OBS, everything is normal. Yeah. It's funny today. It's because the noise gate thing. Pizza gate. Can you answer one of our questions,

but like in the future? Pizza gate. Yeah, hurry, answer now. Three, right now. Answer. Two, one. It's about 20 of them.

How many dicks are at my butt? How many did you take? Wait, what? I don't know. Wow, that's what happened. He's a psychic. What the fuck? Did you hear that?

That was a psychic greeting. He has clairvoyance. Right on the nail. Head. The nail. Nail. Red tip. Ned.

What? Ned. Hey, can we go get Terry Black's barbecue sometime? Because I've never been and I've heard insanely good things about it. I'll go. No, I don't want to see your on. I'll go. Can we go tomorrow tonight today?

Here in Austin, it's like downtown. Apparently, it's the best barbecue. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. Yeah. Guys, I'm visiting Austin in T-minus a month and 10 days. Yeah, we're going to kill you when you come here.

By the way, we're going to create a clash. Can we talk about that? Oh, yeah, yeah. Wait, can you want to talk about drunk coming to Austin. What is it a month of 10 days? In a month of 10 days, I graduate high school. And then after that, I'm going to go to you guys. 22nd of May.

Mm-hmm. Oh, wait, can I say that? Whoops. No, that's fine. Now they're just going to look up what graduations are happening on that day. Shut up, dude. You're being weird. What days of graduation are being graduated in, uh, in Florida?

Hey. I mean, oops. No, there's a thing actually, only eight tickets for my graduation. I have so. So if you, if, if, if you guys are coming. That means that means this room for my parents, my grandparents, then you guys, but I'll need to get one more. I can ask for extra, like two extra.

My graduation was kind of smart. Since fucking when do we have to get tickets? I got kicked out of my graduation. I talked about that on podcast, right? I didn't know. First of all, I don't remember that at all. I feel like I have talked about it. I don't know.

I got kicked out of my graduation. I didn't get the walk. They gave me my diploma a week early and they were like, all right, fuck you, goodbye. That's crazy. It was like all because of something I posted on Snapchat. I was like, fuck this school. There's some ass.

dog shit. And then somebody on my Snapchat was like family was on the school board school board and teachers and all that stuff and they showed them all and they were like, you cannot go to graduation. You are a taint on this school. I don't know what he said to me. A taint on this tank. I don't know. You're going to come back to give a conference meeting.

But yeah, it was a not good. Please, our legacy. Yomé, please tell the kids about you too. They probably wouldn't want me to come back and Yeah, but I would never do that. Mr. Beast did a class at Harvard about, I don't know. Yeah, that's great. That is crazy.

I cannot believe that happened. Harvard has got crazy, dude. I wonder what he talked about. Dude, I was, I looked at the board. It was all about his businesses. Philanthropy. I watched a video day in the life of a Harvard student. That looked abysmal.

That literally looked like awful. So I'm glad I went in there. Yeah. He woke up. He was like, I saw, I saw professors walking around with their dog. And that was the life I wished for. Dude. What?

They like, they wake up, they go to school, they read, they read, they read papers. And then they talk about how they're going to be a physicist. And then that's it. Being a professor at Harvard would be like the most insane thing to have on a resume of all time ever. Like that. MIT. MIT cares. Is it?

MIT. MIT. For about Stanford for a while. You guys like Stanford host. MIT hosts a lot of like, Ronsmart fucking kids. Like a lot of smart-ass kids from around the world. Dude, I think I think- They'll also go to like other countries and I'll be like, ooh, you're smart.

I got offered to go to Harvard. Oh, really? Really? For what? To be the janitor? What, Lincoln logs? I got offered to be the janitor at Harvard. And I would see an equation on the board.

And I would actually... I would solve it. I would solve it. A good one hundred- No, it would stop. And then I would go. And then I went to a therapist and the therapist talked to me. And the smart of our house and then you showed his ass.

And then you got and then you screamed out your girlfriend and you broke up with her. And then you end up driving her and you get a brand new car and shit. I always know. I had a friend that he actually went to Harvard and. And I don't believe you. I don't believe it was me. I was the friend. The friend who's actually in that.

I don't know. And he saw this. thing on the board and he ended up actually solving it and it was crazy. No, no, I'm kidding. But listen, I had a friend that I played Counterstrike with my very first land I ever went to to play Counterstrike in Philadelphia. We're like 14 or 13 when we played. He ends up actually going to Harvard and you graduate.

You see Meek Mill? You were in Philadelphia. You're in Philadelphia. You see Louie Bernda Liberty? Lady Liberty. Okay. When I, uh, I, uh, I, I have friends that lived in California

They're all like million Billions, they're like billionaires Wait, there's this one time I was in elementary school And my friend who is actually an astronaut But he would be a guy He grew up, he went on Apollo 7 or whatever Is that one that blew up?

No, that's 13 or 11 or one of them I don't know. Majoring in Harvard because Harvard's like a specific What the fuck do you do at Harvard? Wait Astrophysic, law. Harvard law. I think every entrepreneur genius ever went to standard. Who cares where anybody went?

Oxford and Harvard are both. They're both Ivy League schools, but Harvard's just more prestigious. I don't matter. They do. No, they don't. We go to Ivy League schools, they definitely matter. They don't matter. Do you want to get a job?

Community college versus Harvard. What's going to get you a job? Yeah. Let's see you're going to like the biggest company on the planet earth. And then they are like, we have two applicants here. One who went to community college and butt fuck nowhere. And oh, a Harvard graduate. Oh, Harvard is fast.

Jesus cries. He fucking shot himself in the head from all the stress. Wrap it up. Let's get to Harvard boy. Would you rather be happy? Happy but poor or work hard for 30 years to be happy. Okay, no, I have a better one. What?

Rich and looks cool or broken is ugly. Okay, I would be broken ugly. You're already broken ugly. I said it for you. I want to be a miserable-ass rich millionaire. Yeah, wait, miserable and rich or happy and poor? I'd say happy and poor. I'd say miserable and rich.

Really? Yeah. I was already happy and poor. I want to be miserable and rich. Impossibly rich, we can hear every thought around you. Or you have silence and peace. Impossibly rich. Or possibly rich.

Or four of you have three friends. You have three humble friends. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is a good one. Kendrick.

This is a good one. Possibly rich, but every animal on planet Earth is constantly coming after you. I don't know if they want to kill you or be friends with you, but they're constantly coming towards you. Everything. Insects, bugs, spiders, sharks, golias, slantulas. You just said, you're like a mobos? Three different types of bugs.

Um, water bears? Um, Gila water, walrus, and snake sea dog. Or what? Protha's just legalist. Oh, but you're poor, you're poor, but you, the animals don't follow me. Okay. Just like normal? You're poor, but it...

Would you rather be, would you rather be rich but have to put a toothache under your nail and kick a wall or be poor and stretch your ankles on a asphalt? Oh. Poor normal or rich and autistic? Rich and autistic. Autistic. Autistic and rich, dude. Elon Musk is on the spectrum, I think.

He's on to... No, I think geniuses are really cool. He's ontistic. He's off. He's on distig. Whoa! All right, rich, but you have to eat a cinnamon roll or pour it. Do you have to eat like shit or something?

Rich and Gilgurious meal or porn you eat dog shit. Rich and you have to jack off or pour. But you have like dedicated... Jack off. Jack coffee diary. You're going to open my wind. Who's the richest person you know personally that you could call? My friend, I have a friend.

I can't name him. Oh, yeah, I can't name him either. Yeah, he's so rich. He's like, uh, I think that you would be. He would be, yeah, I think so. I'd say my dad. You come from running or something? He said, James or Harvard.

He just solved her. He just solved her. He solved the, he solved the, he solved. problems. Please see them on the whiteboard. How to be? That story has to be fake. You can't just look at something and know.

It was a movie. Have you ever heard of Rain Man, dude? It can't be real. It was a crazy movie. You're telling me he went out there and knew what the little triangle man and what the little squiggle meant and all that. Does this triangle meat omega?

No, I mean just Delta. I mean Delta. How do you think of Airplane? How about that, Grunk? Ever had Triangle Nine? Did you hear what the triangle? You just said. Airplane Company Delta.

He said it means fraternity. That's what you just said. Alpha Omega and Sigma Chi. Yeah. It's a Greek symbol. Did you say Sigma Kai? Yeah. Sigma Phi.

You mean Co-R-Kai? There's a lot of Sigma. Don't even worry about it. There's already sigma in the world. Do you know what the Sigma? Something? I don't know. The symbol.

Sigma symbol looks like. Why does yummy you look like that today? Ayn Ross has beef with Aisho speed. Holy shit. Oh my goodness. No, I think it's like insane nowadays. It's just like insane nowadays. We're just saying it's crazy that people just have now.

Like, do we have jack off with $400 mills and get killed? Jake is going way further than I thought it was going to be. Oh, dude, I need a haircut. This podcast is all over, bro. Twitch is getting worse, too. Why did it? It started out so like solemn. Being a partner isn't even cool anymore.

You just get the badge and that's it. That's what I'm trying to say. Larry says song. He's like, Beef used to get you killed. And no one ever hurt it. And then girls talking about Twitch. Look at yummy.

Look at yummy. Look at yummy. Dude. I need my haircut, man. Like, what is going on? Dude, that's a cartoon haircut. Oh, my gosh. Close your eyes.

It looks like somebody took a fucking thing. It's a spray fan in my head. Like the parking lot like You look like American dad You look like American dad You can find it A big triangle Dude that delta

That is an equal lateral triangle You have Delta 9 hair You could find the area of that Delta 9 You could you could find A and like a carpet triangle What's A B times C Let's figure it out

A square plus B squared equals C squared You actually look like an anime character. That looks like Astro Boy. Ew. Ew. Look, this is a yubby zay. I can't look at it.

Oh, no. It does not have weights. You don't have a fucking mom cut. You can't blame me, dude, have 28,000 hours on Rainbow Sixthedger. It's the only thing. 28,000? I made it up. Okay.

How many hours do you actually have on that game? It's like, probably like 7,000. I don't even, my max is like 500 on a game. That's crazy. What? Yeah, I got, the most I have is nine. The most I have I think is a thousand is like a lot of GTA. Mine's three thousand.

What? Yeah, no, you guys definitely have more than a thousand hours. What game? Mine was smite. A thousand hours or not in a year. Wait, Tanner, you did smite and you did, um, Dark Souls. I have to pee now. I'm going to pee.

I played Smite and Dark Souls my entire high school career. My God. That's chill, though. And I was really good at Smite. And I was really good at Dark Souls. I was a savant. What does that mean? I was really good at like

one or some specific things. I was a, I think by the end of my high school career I had, I don't know, maybe 2,000, 3,000 hours of CSCO. God, I don't know, like 2,000, like something low. Yeah, well, it was low. Because I'll say, across all my account's 5,000. When you start playing league?

And you're still ass. You have 5,000 hours on league? He has 5,000 hours on league? Can we spread that information 5,000 hours? Oh, dude, you need to go outside or something, bro. I don't play it anymore. You probably have gunk on your ears. You're all that gung between your thighs.

Have you seen, dude, have you guys seen the weird jello shit that falls off old people's like necks? Okay, stop. That's enough of that. No. Yeah, don't. Old people just get famous. Yummy, don't talk about that shit, bro. What is that?

Well, actually, what is that? I don't know. They get like gelatin that, like, grows on their body. Like a moldy rush room. Dude, I haven't seen an old person in a while. Oh, no, actually. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. When was the last one yesterday?

Like last time you seen an old person who has like wrinkly, wrinkly and it's like, you know, the little. It's because they stay inside. Oh, yeah. By the way, that monk did pass away because he listened to Skrillix. Oh, he did. He did. He did. What a month?

What are you getting on? It shook his body too hard. The monk who ate the spicy nacho Dorito and turned it to dust. The one who was like blessing the village. He was like a man. Oh my god, he had a hit thing. The 2023. Integra.

And then his son went to the backyard and then all the kids were watching. He had like a giant mole on his head like this big. He had a big mole. What do you guys? The Dalai Lama? A monk ate a sour patch kidney disintegrated in front of his kids. Didn't a monk do some really some bad? No, I don't talk about it.

He was a bad guy. Yeah, no. Oh, didn't a bunch of monks have like heroin in them or something? And then the whole thing guy showed down. Something like drugs. Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah. They found a bunch of monks.

He did TMNT. Wait, really? Yeah. Raphael. Oh, wait. Every monk in Thai temple. They're frocked after that's imposterous for meth. All the monks are on meth.

You know, I'm not surprised because those guys, they walk around like this. What? I don't know. He's tweaking. It's just they're craving meds, and that's the craving it. Dude, what? No one has ever done that when they need meth. It's called meth jaw, dude. Look it up. Yeah, it's called knowing.

You control your boyfriend. I just get your love with this thing? What did I do wrong, dude? I tweeted out, I said I miss us, and he said, okay. I did, I did do that. I thought it was so funny. Yerlemy's an internet troll. Yummy, you're the life. You're the life.

Yeah, he's alive, dude. Sweet life of Yummy and Blake. Yeah, don't know. My life is not sweet, dude. I left that bed like 28 days ago. 28 days ago? I have no idea. Did you eat today, yummy?

Somebody shut me up. I need somebody else to talk. Did you start my time? No, I'm not eating. I'm surprised. It's 5 o'clock. It's 5.20s, though. Yeah, we did have like eight pieces of jerky.

Why is it 5? Oh, we're screwed, dude. So right, so big coming. Something so big is coming. Dude, I don't want to. I don't know. You talking about it. It's causing me.

It's bigger. It's way bigger than Creator Flash. We can't talk about it. We didn't even talk about Creator Clash at all, by the way. We just mentioned it. We're going to Friday. We're fighting. We're fighting.

Friday. When do we go? When do we go? Friday? So we'll be, we're in Creator Class today. We're in Tampa, Florida. I'm going to post our hotel address on the screen. Cam, get that up.

Camp, we're here and everything. I'm holding it. Come meet us. I can tell you right now, Cam is not making it this far. He's not going to be really. Yeah, I think what Cam does. I think he just like, like, listen. for the first minute or two, just to hear it.

Gives us a little bit of high peaks and then just like moves on. I don't think it cares. And then he looks at the little. But what is even going on? I have no idea what's happening in Creator Club. I don't know who's fighting. I don't know what's going on either. We're probably not going to be at the event that much.

We're going to go film outside of it. We're going to be a Florida. Super Mega is singing the national anthem. That's where I'm going. Really? I'll salute to that. I'll salute to that too. Wait, who's singing the National Anthem?

Wait, will we meet them? Do you think we'll meet them? Yeah, Ryan and Matt Watson. Are you going to meet him? I don't know why, but people say I sound like Matt Watson, but his voice is higher than mine, and I don't hear it at all. I could like, wait, I could be Ryan and you could be Matt. Yeah, there you go. I mean, you look like Ryan a lot, but, um, yummy does not look like Matt.

Nope. No. You need to like. That guy also makes music, which is pretty cool. So I've seen that. He's kind of a beast. I thought he was just a music guy. I didn't know who he was.

Yeah. Remember our very first time meeting Mickey Jiggy and Matt Watson? Yeah, that was a really good time. That was freaking sweet. We got introduced by an Instagram meme page as the YouTubers in the group. And I had absolutely no idea who the fuck Matt Watson and Nicky Jee was.

14,000 subscribers on YouTube. I was at 200. How far you came. I didn't have that many. I was at 200K. I had four. 100? Million.

No, I had a bunch. Four billion. Nice. I could put my little glowy Gucci on. I could put my Gucci on. Yeah, we did meet Matt Watson once in LA. We just ran into him in a fucking Daven Busters. Outside of one, actually.

Okay, sorry. It was outside. And Isaac, that was back when I saw Isaac have Helies for the first time. And I was like, holy crud, those are so freaking awesome. That was really funny. Let's get that. Isaac inspired me to get, I don't think I ever shared this story. Maybe I did.

I think I did. I wanted to buy Healy's from, uh, just, I don't know, I shipped them somewhere because Isaac had them and I bought size 12, but they came as size 12 kids. And so then I had, damn. Yeah, I pull like the front of my toes in. I tried to go away and I just fell. That's true. I just told the story. Nobody's down here looking at his phone.

Larry just went. Wait, I on too, dude. I was just looking at my phone, seeing like what time is in me. Okay. Yeah. I'm sorry. I was like, I was letting him talk. I felt back because I felt.

talked way too much this podcast and I said so much stupid shit. Can you talk more? No. Actually, yeah. We're going out of the country. We can't say where, but we're doing something crazy after Creator Clash. That's why we're so nuts. Yeah. That's why we're tired. How about that? That's how we're fucking tired. We have a lot to do.

We have a lot to prepare for. There's a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes that we have been very, very quiet about over here at the group ch-hack. Ow! What happened? I bet my cheek. Sorry, group chat. I have a question. Yes, Tanner. We should do a podcast there.

No. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. We'll see if you're in. Even if it's in a hotel or something. We'll just use our phones. I'll put it out there now. I will not be attending this out-of-country trip, but it's okay.

It's okay. It's okay. Grunk has a lot of different options. I have to do exams, bro. Yeah, man. Exams aren't something you guys say. The government got nothing to do with it. It's so trash.

It's so trash. Whatever. There will be other opportunities, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. That's all right, man. This is not the last group. Unless I die. Escapade.

That's a good word there. Listen, grunxon. We'll be going back soon. We can have a good time. Oh, but I am. Any fans out in Italy? I'll be going to Italy first week of June. Go find them.

Go see there. Go look for him. Go look for him. Wait. Is it your family? Yeah. Yeah, me and my parents. Just me and my parents.

He's Italian. The meet his grandparents. Yep. Italy's all my bucket list, man. I got to go there. You want to come? Yeah, let's go. Let's all go.

I think I'd only go to Italy for pizza. Getting your passport, I mean, think about it. Getting your passport, there's nothing stopping you from just going. That is true. Speaking of which, my passport might get there really like the week of my trip, which is very risky. When are they going to make an intergalactic passport where I can go to like Mars? You can go to Mars? I think that's actually

without a passport because that's kind of stupid. I think that's something in five years you can actually I will buy it. Yeah. I mean, who's going to sell Mars?

What is going to sell Mars? What is stopping one individual for making a rocket going by himself? And then how do you buy it to Mars? I think, okay, I'm trying to remember correctly,

but I think there was a guy who was getting, who was making his own makeshift. It wasn't a rock. It was something. And then he was just found dead in his garage. And it looked really obvious, like, people were saying, like, yeah, he was...

Yeah, he died of a heart attack. He got a heart attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, either heart attack or suicide. It's like... It's like... 15 self-inflicted gunshot wounds to the back of the head. To the back.

Like, in the middle of his... He was dead shot. He just cannot even, like, reach at all. There's like 30 knives in his back. Self-inflicted. Self-inflicted. Yeah, it's just shit like that. He's fudged up what they'd be doing to people.

Dude. I had a friend who was tweaking pretty bad when he was in high school and he was like really smart and he was doing some shit. All I remember, he was like really high when he was telling me this. He was like, if I started working on this, it was like, it was literally about a science project. He was like, dude, if I start working on this and I actually trying to make it a business, I think because I was reading into like stuff and people were dying because they were like, they were figuring out how to like function cars only using water. Yeah, dude. All the oil companies were like killing all the people who were like trying to advance and that. I was like sitting there

like your high school friend is going to figure out how to make a water No no he was like he was like deep in that bitch he was deep And me would I make a highly efficient Hydro powered car Exactly and then I and then I go to dinner to discuss the business Opportunities and you poison die And then I get a heart attack okay Yeah I couldn't accept their offer so I go home and decide to have a heart attack

Yeah Or I get severe food poisoning the next day. Like, you know, it's huge. It happens. I didn't realize I put like, you know,

a gallon of cyanide in my pasta and ate it. I didn't really. I wasn't looking. I wasn't paying attention, apparently. Keep an eye out, guys. What? The world is watching.

I was planning on inventing that and starting it, but I guess I won't do it now because that's... Can we kill this guy? Can we kill this guy? Can we kill this guy? Can we kill this guy? Dude, I love,

I love when something insane happens, like, on Twitter and people push the clip of it. and they'll be like, holy shit, like, this never happens, blah, blah, blah. And then, like, all the people are like, yeah, I've done this a few times. They've never recorded it. That is clearly scrolling, but people are always so hard. It's like the guy who, the first man who levitates ever in the world. And you're like, yeah, I actually managed to do this yesterday.

I just, I don't know, I got my camera out. Party trick. Yeah, I mean, why does your arm look so big? What, where? Like massive, like, no, like flex. Oh, my God. Why is it actually huge? Wow.

Gorilla primate. You're just powerful. You got like big traps. Gosh dang, dude. What the frick. You, you, you, you, you, look those striations. You're bigger than Isaac. All right, Isaac, show him your arms.

Oh, wait. You can't do it because you have it face your real because everybody knows that you're ugly. Go ahead. Go and prove me wrong. Go ahead. How are you going to prove it? How are you going to prove it? How are you going to go?

Can we have your... Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac. Wait, is my, is my camera still bad? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we have, we have your review be that one photo of you sitting on your laptop, and Nick's... No.

Please is the one that just don't want to do. Please. Okay, if, if or when you face real, can I post it? That's my photo. I haven't. How many people have that photo? I think everybody actually. When you face reveal, can I post one of you as an old man from yesterday?

Can I get in the group chat? In the group chat, Twitter. You're like, and you're like naked? Yeah. It looks like this. The face I've recognized my, like, my body is like a shirt and gave it like wrinkles for some reason. You had like a collar.

I don't know why the hell it did that. Skin. I don't know why, but it was gross and weird. I don't think I've seen that one. No, you send it to you right now. He did like a sexy one yesterday. I don't know as well. weird.

The one of me reading a book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on a sudden. Where is it? All right. Grunk, if you could eat anything right now,

what would it be besides Jolly Ranchers and fucking shit? There you go. Anything. The first thing I came to mind was hot cheetos.

I don't know why. Wow. But that's just because I can't have chips right now. Oh. Have you eaten anything solid? It's your wisdom teeth removal?

Yeah. Guys, we're laughing so hard at something that the fans can't even see. This is so rude and awful to to put on the podcast. They can see me.

You're right. I look like nervous. Yeah, there's Tanner. What? Yeah. So I asked Tanner. I texted him. I was like,

are you up, man, get a, send me that picture and I sent him one back of me reading. And they send me that old. Believe it or not.

Wait. Tinner has a bit. Changed a lot. That's what I imagine your dad looking like. Dude, when I turn, put the old filter on,

I look like my father. I look at my granddad for some reason. really I met your grandpa before right the one you're talking about or the other one the other one you met yeah

yeah the one that always visits and like you were talking with him one time and he was like talking shit about YouTube and like how he was like get a real job or some well that's a different get a real job no no grass

guys he's ever he'll get it like he died of food poisoning what nylon here's a picture of Larry after watching Mario card

Oh, yeah, Larry Crying after watching the new Mario movie. Oh, yeah, the Mario movie. Did you actually see it, like, four times? Yeah, we've seen it six times, actually, now. Really? Actually, though? Every day since then. Are you, wait, why?

It's good. It's pretty good. It's actually really good. Like, actually, with people, or just alone? No, just alone. Like, it's a crazy cinematic experience. You're fake. You're fake.

I know you're fake. I know you're fake. I know. They went and saw it one time, and I didn't go with them. Yeah, I'm the bar. I'm Sherlock Holmes. Here's the answer to your mystery. Listen, if the bit was funny,

maybe I'd go along with it, but that was wang.com, boy, that's your line is hell. You're gaslighting drunk on a fucking driven movie. I am not drunk right now. I am not drunk on the goop tap podcast. Did you guys ever celebrate

4th of July growing up with your family? No. Yeah. Sort of. What you guys do? Ice cream? Fireworks. Sparklers and some cake.

I got ice cream and I saw you a fox. Oh, burgers and dogs. Tocos over here, man, tacos over here. I always wish that my family was, like,

rich enough to own a boat and, like, live near water on Fourth of July. That'd be pretty cool. Dude, I know families like that. Oh, they must be nice, man.

You're so jealous. Why don't you just become rich yourself and just buy a boat? I don't think that it's not that cool. I wanted to experience it as a kid, and I want to be like 40. It's not that cool. 40.

I wouldn't give a shit. shit if I'm on a boat. I mean, I will. Being on a boat is pretty sweet. I won't lie. Like a boat. In a yacht club? Nah,

that's too rich. Not really. That's like evil rich. As long as you don't have like the world's biggest yacht, maybe just like a small boat with like a something downstairs. Dude, I have a phobia of water, like deep water and shit. I know I've talked about. Especially closing my eyes and then going underwater and like swimming down and like a lake,

fuck that. I'll never do that. Nick, I have a challenge for you. No. Go on GTA, go all the very, very, very, very end. Really? And I keep swimming all. Really?

Nope. Really? Wait, wait, wait. I remember. I remember I was at a lake and I did the rope swing. And I was the only one that did it. I was the brave soul of the bunch. But I did it and I pencil dived in.

I went so deep down that the water turned from like sort of warm, like freezing cold. Oh, yeah. And it was like out of my eyes and there they were, the skeleton men. Mm-hmm. I remember we would. go to a lake and I would jump in with a cinder block and I would all go all the way down to the I would shackle a big metal ball to my

leg and I would jump in the water and then the big I would go down I'd hit the bottom and a big eye would open up and look at it because there was a there was like a furry rock I wanted to keep touching so I kept jumping down there and it was all furry things down there it's like a carpet yeah it's like a carpet I uh went um I jumped down in the water

and it was like clay underneath, like really soft clay. Yeah, it's like squishy down there. And what we do, we try to jump super high, so we get far down, and we'd lodge our feet into the clay. Like, we'd, like, wait. Did you guys, have you ever

ever been to the Bahamas? I should not have done that with my teeth. That really hurts. Dude, I wish I was rich enough to have a bow and go on the 4th of July. Right. By the way, have you never been to the Bahamas? No, no, no. Never you do. Do not go to NASA on the Bahamas and do this? NASA?

because if you do that, they will think that you're a witch and they'll all pull out pitchforks and they'll tie you up and they'll throw you off the bow with a cinderbolic tied year. Like NASA, the space station? NASA?

NASA. NASA. NASA. NASA. And they will kill you. They will murder you and they think you're a witch. You can tell them do it.

What if I perfectly took my head off like when I started doing that too? Then they'll like praise you or something. I don't know. How do you know about that? You switch your ears and like your eyes. What? That's a complete joke.

Nassau is like the most white tourist part of the Bahamas. Oh. Oh. I thought you were. Oh, that one didn't know my head. Maybe. I was about to go and do it. You're just gaslighting.

See, just gaslighting. That was such an obvious. I said they think you're a witch and the tire. Well, yeah. I said they think you're a witch and the entire walk to your neck. There probably were people. I said if you do this. There probably are people like that.

Not even the dumbest motherfucker on the point. I plan it with like seven IQ is going to fall for that. Can I get out of this podcast? I want to go home. No, we can't be done yet because I made us have to cut it short earlier when I said something bad. That is true. We're not cutting that out. We're not cutting that out. I did.

I already did. Already did. Already put the time. It's fine. It's fine. It was a complete accident, by the way, guys. Listen. Wait, which one?

What was? Which one? Which one? But he said something. It was like the worst. It was like enough to be like a little. Basically what I did, I was like jump roping and then I like put my toe on the line and then I went back to jump roping. Yeah.

You pulled this penis out in front of everybody. That's what it was. It's Larry's fault, to be honest. It is Larry's fault, kind of. What the fuck are you doing? I found out something that changed my life. Dude, he's turning to a small garden. I can't wait to just go in his room and eat it.

Is that actually a small garden? Get some pussy, dude. Talking to me? Talking to a guy with a tiny fucking rake in the sandbox. Yeah, me, when we go to fucking Tampa, I'm going to shit in your fucking billow case. I'm gonna shit in here and put your head down. You're gonna hear of it.

Nick, I hope you sneeze right now. Listen, we will be going to create a class. We keep on, you know what we do. We know what we fucking do. This podcast is all about starting a sentence and then finishing it 25 fucking minutes later. That's what this entire podcast is okay. Stop crying.

Stop crying. For those of you asking, I'm just being honest. We're going to create a class. In Florida. In Tampa. We said that. We said that at the beginning of the podcast and now you're trying to finish it.

You guys, we're actually going to be going out of Does Nick not know the bit, guys? Does he not know the bit? I would go to Italy for only the pizza, maybe the pasta. I said that. I would rather be rich and jack off the poor jackoff. Guys, make sure to like this podcast.

If you do, we will get Matan on the next episode. No! We already tried it. We already tried it. It didn't work out. It's fine. It was whatever. Yomi,

yummy absolutely hated him. No, I did not. I did not. I never said I hate it. for him to come back. No, he's just not like a great podcast. Anyways, he's good for like 10. Wait, do you think Matan will be

at Creator Clash? He has to be. It will be. It'll be funny. I want a picture. What was I going to say? Anyways, he's still good for 10% off gamer subs. This podcast was probably the worst episode we've ever made. I think this was probably, look at this little, I'm going to pee in it

and make it hard. So you can't even rake it anymore. What did you buy that stupid little sandbox? Barnes & Noble? No, I know that was a $20 sandbox. Eh, shut up. What you know about nothing? What you know about me?

What you know about me? Nothing is something. That's like buying a fucking... That's like buying a package. I think sucks. This thing sucks. It's awesome. I like it.

I like it. I like it. I like it. Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry. Let's go fist it out. Ready?

Code group with 10% off of gamers subs. Goal. Go on 10% off gamers subs. We'll see you at Create a Clash. Maybe, maybe not. Who cares? Bye. See you guys next week.

I think. Bye. Bye. Bye.