The Group Chat - #53 - CREATOR CLASH 2!
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Back, ladies and gentlemen to the group chat podcast episode 53.
We just got back 53.
One more episode.
One more episode.
No, no, 52.
One more until we're done.
What's 54?
There's 54 weeks in a podcast.
That's 50.
What?
There's 54 weeks in a podcast.
I mean 54 weeks in a year.
There's 52.
We've already passed in a year.
We've already surpassed it.
Wait, there's 52 weeks in a year?
Yeah, there's nothing.
54. They're lying.
How long have you been going on with life thinking that...
How many cards are in a deck?
How many cards are in a deck?
51.
I'm going to pass out.
I'm going to fall over.
How many stars are on our banner?
No, there's 54 cards in a deck and then there's 26 alphabet.
Where does this deck come from?
What are you talking about?
I'm getting my numbers confused.
There's two album packs per rainbow six siege prestige.
There's three eggs in a brownie with a cup of milk.
And there's 10% off with gamers.
A third half a group.
Oh, that's a big.
There is a 10% off discount of gamers.
All right, for that, Nick.
Oh, dude, dude.
The whole chunk of hair in the first 30 seconds is beyond me.
YouTube thumbnail.
Or YouTube is not going to pick up on this.
They're going to pick up on that.
YouTube, like, makes a gift of that.
But like, remove this part.
All right.
Anyway, you do.
Lots to go over.
Lots to go over this podcast episode.
Let's go over the big elephant in the room.
Big old.
Are we talking about
Grunk being sad?
What the fuck?
Okay, there's a lot of elephants, apparently.
I don't know.
It's like a shit.
I was going to talk about the elephant.
Ears by ears.
Wait, wait, can we just do some real fast?
Grunk, it had a bad day at work.
So I want to try and start off by him venting about it real fast.
Therapeutic.
And then Grunks today is going to go.
Because everything after that.
It's going to be like a cryptocurrency.
It's going to go to the moon.
Are you going to start investing into grunk?
Go ahead, grunk.
You get Robin.
$5 a $1.
I'm pulling out, pulling out.
You know, it's a Monday.
It's the worst day of the week.
I'm telling, I'm scared.
So, so, that's our
one joke.
Okay, listen, we used our one joke token.
That's it.
We don't have any more.
Look, I'm all ears.
So, it was Monday.
And normally Mondays at work are very, like,
it's a leisurely day.
There's not many people in the stores.
You know, the big day is Sunday, yesterday.
And, but today, today was a different story.
I walked in there, back to back to back to back, full cart, after full cart, after full cart.
Nobody's helping.
Everyone's just sitting there with their arms crossed, watch for me bag.
And I'm like, okay.
And then I started getting a headache, which I sucked.
And then this one old lady, old rich lady, old white rich lady was like.
Okay, I don't know why her skin color mattered.
Old white rich lady.
You know what I do to rich ladies?
She said that, you know, you know, this is a cold bag, right?
Because I was putting the cold items in the other bag because she put those, she was using her cold bag for every other bag.
Like she's, you know how people stuff bags and side bags to storage them?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She put all of her bags inside the cold bag.
And she had like 20 bags.
So I wasn't going to pull out every single one just so I can use this one bag.
She's like, you know, this is a cold bag.
bag right like
like
grung
they hit him with one of these right here
I don't even know what I would say to that
yeah I don't know I
I went like this this is what I did I went
that's good that's good that's perfect
she showed that which right this
she's gonna be thinking about that one for years
which which which way with
she had the audacity to start rearranging my bags
right behind your guts oh my
she started taking things out put them in another
other bags and then laughed on her way out.
Dude.
Oh, drunk.
Okay, wait, for the listeners, drunk, drunk.
Drunk.
Did you describe what she looked like?
Yeah, she was old, wrinkly, like, white.
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, this is what you need to do next time.
No, I get an idea.
Okay, okay, your idea?
Dude.
Did she have, like, a gym field where she was kind of fat,
but also kind of skinny?
Wait, wait, Nick, like a year ago where he was 80 pounds of her weight.
Was he that?
Was he that?
Um, no.
Was she like, was she like,
was she like 10 here where she got big boobies and like,
Yeah, awesome.
No.
But like,
give me just coming.
That was kind of awful.
You should have done that,
Grunk.
Did you know about to call that?
What's the chair?
I'm going to say something?
I lost my smile.
No, no,
no,
no, that's fine.
It's fine.
It doesn't work.
Listen, I,
I have never been a cashier,
but I do know for a fact
that pissed me the fuck off.
Next time you have to hand her
her last bag,
you'd go like this.
You go,
here's your bag.
It's knocking.
Yeah, yeah.
The raper's waiting.
Like, go off the door and be like, the tribulation knocks at midnight.
Do, do this, do this.
Here's your bag.
Yeah.
And then she'll be like, oh, she'll never come back.
Grunk, does you have like a phone number to connect to the store?
Greg, what's your perfect?
You probably do.
May Jesus have no, no, no, no.
Sell that numbers to scammers.
Yes.
No, post it online.
Post it online.
Be like sign her up for the Navy.
I have a challenge.
Sign her up for the Navy.
You are getting your groceries.
bagged, thank them like a lot.
Because they, oh my goodness.
So sometimes when I go to Taco Bell, I like to compliment them on their good customer service.
You never go to Taco Bell. That's yummy.
You've never been to Taco Bell in like two months, actually.
I want to talk about yesterday.
Yummy's lost 20 pounds.
Nope.
Yeah.
Be sure Yummy wears just like oversized.
You've definitely lost weight since we've been.
I don't think I have.
You're losing your love handles.
I swear.
You are losing love.
Is it?
You have a fat belly and it's down more.
I can tell you right now, when it comes to losing weight,
the places you think you're going to lose weight in,
you don't lose any way.
And your legs are thinner and your face is thinner.
It's the places you don't pay any mind to
that it starts to get like different and you don't notice.
Your dick got girthier, your butt cheeks are fatter.
Your face is like perfect to do something bad too.
No, I lost weight and my dick looks way like this much longer, I think.
Down to the side.
Oh, it's a really weird condition where I was only 200.
pounds, but all my fat was stored, like, in the nether region.
So my fat was, like, hash to everything that I was trying to work with.
Yeah, all my eyes.
Is that for real?
This is real the podcast topic?
I haven't seen this guy in, like, at least five years.
Dude, the fish to fry are so much bigger than Yommies.
Listen, listen, this is, look, look, this is dude and this is guy.
It's a long conversation.
Sleeping next to Yummy.
Oh, I see what he did there.
It's a long conversation.
Yeah, nice.
Sorry.
Long conversation.
We went to Creator Clash.
We went to Creator Clash.
I see it more as we went to Tampa, Florida, instead of we went to Creative Clash.
And we had a fun time.
We did have a great time.
We did.
I'll start at Square One.
The trip.
So Nick wasn't going to go.
And he was going to miss out on it.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Listen, hold on.
Really quickly.
And maybe you go, I hope, I hope, hope, I hope that I'm allowed to say this.
But as you're listening to this right now, we are on.
No.
No!
Isaac.
There's a screenshot on Twitter.
There's a screenshot.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, there is.
There is.
Don't mention it.
Don't mention that either.
Talk about it,
because then you'd be confirming it.
It doesn't matter.
Just shut up.
And continue to Fester.
If you bring it up.
As you're listening to this podcast right now,
we're going on a fight.
No.
And we're going to,
we're all going to fight with the OTC.
Okay.
In the live stream, go to OTC's live stream right now.
No, what?
No.
Too stupid, you're dumb.
That was a great save.
Good shit, man.
All right.
Thanks.
Let's go back to square one.
I'd love to talk.
Super driver.
Yeah, we would like to talk about Creator Clash
because the amount of things that happen
that have nothing to do with Creator Clash are...
I've never done more things in one day.
I swear to you.
Grunk, even up until yesterday night,
like, even after getting home,
the people that went out to dinner,
it was like a fucking crazy event
that happened on the way home.
but it was like nuts.
It was like, there's so much that way.
Dude, when I think back at that one specific day,
I think of it as like separate days,
and then I realized they were all packed into one.
I was like, what the fuck?
Like, how did we survive?
The worst part is that we didn't even eat that much.
Like, I think I barely ate.
I think I ate only breakfast
and then I ate chicken eggs at the very end.
That was literally it.
Dude, Larry, that day, we ran off a Danish
for maybe eight hours.
Oh, the day.
that we went in the morning.
Yeah.
We had Starbucks,
had like one little,
like, croissant,
and then we ended up just walking the entire day
and, like, blazing hot heat
and no water and just, like, doing stuff.
Yeah, I was not only...
That was, like, one of the only days
where I haven't eaten or drink,
like, my normal amount of stuff.
Like, I...
Going from drinking all the time,
like, all this fucking water
to nothing at all,
and also not eating.
Like, Tanner...
There was a point in time where Tanner,
I think it was...
I was...
He was a...
Tanner lost himself.
He was getting hungry.
Like, genuinely...
He was getting...
I'm not gonna lie, I was testing, I was testing with waters
were we chilling in the whole sour room.
I pissed me the fuck off bad.
I even asked you that handed to me and toss me my Pepsi.
It was so funny.
Dude, it was so funny.
It was so funny because I was like chilling like, like, I was like laying my ass on this bed.
In his, by the way.
There was a drink.
There was a drink above me, those standards.
He was, he was already, I already knew he was pissed off.
He was like, could you hand me the fucking drink?
Yeah, I was like, I was like, no man, just get it yourself.
Not man, you got feet.
Get over here.
I'm like, yeah, I was like, yeah, you got legs, man.
Come on, go walk over yourself.
And then we were, he was like, it was like that for like, like a few seconds.
And then he walked over his fucking fucking, fucking blitzps.
My, I slaps.
After that, then he walks.
He walks and I can just feel, I can feel the fucking heat coming out of his body.
I swear to God.
When I was bleeding to death, like, like,
I turned around and Tanner was just giving me a dust there.
And I was like, what's wrong?
And he was like, I'm hungry, man.
I don't care about it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, that was the Mr. Beast teaser.
Let's go back to square one now.
There we go.
Mr. Beast teaser.
Okay.
All right, so let's start on day one where we flew into Tampa and I just want to say,
first of all, Tampa is extremely hot.
And he's not.
No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
So we're in Texas where there's dry heat.
Tampa is on the water.
Yes, there is. What the hell are you talking?
Austin dry heat.
What the, dude, are you even on?
No.
I mean, I want you to go outside right now.
Feel it.
Feel the Austin weather and then go to, you go to Houston, Texas.
Feel it.
Feel it.
I grew up in the armpit, butt crack of the U.S.
Yeah, if any money, you know, I'm not really, fucko.
Oh, I heat's yummy.
That boy lived in fucking Vegas for two years.
And I live in Georgia, like South Georgia,
I know about humidity.
Did it eat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe they're just a stupid story.
Just go.
Oh my God.
Okay, maybe it's not as human here as it wasn't Tampa Bay.
Time out.
Time out.
I'm so sorry that they just totally bullied you.
Continue.
What are you his fucking mom?
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
You guys are you saying?
I'm gonna try and I'm gonna try and make it feel better.
Because he's,
New Jersey, New Jersey.
Right after you left him?
Piperoni or pizza?
Oh, pasta,
Ravioli, huh?
I didn't do anything.
You guys are right.
just sitting you're telling a story you guys are diffusing everything.
I'm trying oh yeah you guys are it not even that high Tampa it wasn't you
better okay okay all right you would not use our argument token okay
orange you run outside Tampa they're both
oh my god where's my I want to have like the humid rating for Austin is 45
and then Tampa's 49 so like continue but no that's just incorrect
how human is everywhere all right listen listen okay okay wait I want to let Isaac
oh let's say Tampa
is on the water. It was very hot
and humid. I didn't pack shorts. I was hot
the entire time.
It's not hot.
In your hand in Tampa!
I give you, shut up.
I know the dry.
Look, he's doing the troll face.
He's trolling.
Don't let him get to you.
There was one day where I was really bad.
I was trolling everybody. What was that?
It was, you were trolling Nick.
You were making him like cry.
Oh, he was the day? Oh.
We'll get there. We'll get there.
Okay.
We just got to talk about like first. First, first,
First day we land.
We land.
We check into our hotel.
Big shout out to GamerSos, by the way.
They funded this entire trip.
All the tickets, all of the hotels, everything.
10% off code group actually got us there.
To meet with people, to see the fight, to take in the heat of Tampa Bay.
It was great.
But we check it to our hotel.
We go to get food.
We're hungry.
We are starving.
We haven't eaten all day.
So we go to get food at this place.
It's like a bar, pub sort of place.
Oh, my gosh.
We walk in and the saloon music stops.
Yeah, what's what?
How did we get there?
It was the most fun thing ever.
Oh, no, actually, we walked.
We walked.
We walked.
We were on the way back.
Oh, yeah, no.
We go in there and we haven't eaten all day.
And we start with yummy.
So yummy, yummy, yummy's like easy.
No, we start with.
I swear to God, yummy ordered like eight things.
It started Nick.
We start with me.
Okay, I just sort of God, you ordered eight things.
He did.
I didn't.
We all ordered the same amount of food.
He ordered.
So much food that this guy was convinced.
He was, yeah, not only that he was like, you guys are high.
I know, I know a pot order when I see one.
Smoking a blonde, smoking a join.
You guys are high.
Well, tell him what we ordered.
Like, Nick, you started.
Nick ordered a lot.
He was the one who took charge.
Let's just understand something.
The only thing I had that day was a protein shake.
So now is that like, I don't know, what, 12 in the afternoon.
And so it was at this point 11 or 12 at night.
So it was a long time since ID.
or drank anything.
And so I decide, I'm like, okay, fine, fuck it.
I want to get wings.
I want, and I said boneless wings.
I said, can I get barbecue, boneless wings?
Can I get 12 barbecue?
No, you said wings at first.
They changed it after.
Well, I saw boneless wings, and then I heard what Yummy's order was,
and then I changed it, which is why I felt really bad.
I got that.
I got chicken tenders with fries, and then I also got cassidia,
steak cassidia.
And I just kept on going.
And then when Yummy said that he wanted to order his...
Oh, you got another thing.
Well, yeah, later, I ended up.
adding the side order of Brussels sprats.
Oh, which we split.
And I got 12 all flats,
barbecue wings, macaroni and cheese, the Brussels sprouts.
And then was it one more thing or was that?
That was all you got.
But then I found that I heard him say all flats.
And I was like, can I get all drums?
Yep.
And then I heard Yomi say all flats as well.
I'm like, can I get 12 of all flats, 11 pepper wings?
Totally, by the way, once I finished my order and then Yummy went to
order, the guy just pulls out the computer because he's like not remembering it all.
He was confident he could take it in this head.
Yeah, I got it.
Good at that, but this was different.
By yummy, by the time he got to yummy, which is the second guy.
Yeah, I remember the word.
But listen, because the portions we thought were going to be like, you know,
regular, like, maybe fast food style, no, they were big portions.
They were back.
They were huge.
They were huge.
They were really good.
It was a side.
It was a whole meat.
This entire table, by the time we were done ordering and eating, this entire table had
plates everywhere. To the point where
yeah, literally Tanner had
the plate what we ordered. Tanner and I
split like a chicken pesto
pizza. By the time
we ordered all the food and we thought
it was done, there were still two more plates that had to be delivered
out. Yeah. And we were like, we don't
even know what we're going to do here. I
ordered a BLT like foot long
salmon with like 12 wings,
flat bread. Okay, wait, wait, wait. I have a photo.
I have a photo that doesn't have Isaac's face on it.
But this is
that's like part of the
That's like, that wasn't even the full table.
That was like square one.
That is how much food we had right there.
Years at home, you were missing out.
The table was food.
I've ever had.
It was so good.
I mean, I went double on the,
we both went on the Brussels sprouts.
And those Brussels sprouts were straight fitching.
They were actually some of the best.
Their wings were fucking my house.
The hell was the name, dude.
Yeah, it was a, it was a, it was a, it was a district tavern.
Yeah, district.
District.
Yeah.
such good food. In the waiter we had was super
cool. And they were playing good music.
They were playing good music. And also
I want to say the funny thing that happened, we were ordering
some drinks and he was asking for our
IDs and since we're from all over
the place, he looks at every single one of them
and then he jokingly says nice fakes guys.
And we're like,
you got Washington, Jersey.
You got fucking like
all right. Yeah.
I don't even know where yummies is like
Nebraska or something. I think it's Nebraska.
Nevada. Nevada. Oh no, it is Nebraska.
I lived there for 17 days.
Mine was like in Washington.
It was like other side of the country.
Yeah, we looked like very suspicious.
Yeah.
It looks like we smoked.
We came in, ordered drinks with our big ideas.
You can't tell that Tanner looks like he's under 21, dude.
This guy...
No, look at him.
Full beard.
We did card roulette to pay the whole bill.
Oh, that was fun.
Nick and Isaac did.
Yeah.
So we threw in our little,
our little like wild cards there.
And I had...
We had a wild card and a real card that we used.
You know what's insane?
It went...
I won, then I, like, to get out.
Like, we had six cards and talked about a wild card.
But it went one by one by one until Nick lost.
Yes, it was like two cards each person and Yomi got both of his cards out the first two, like, waves.
No, it was, it went, it was Yomi's first card.
And then Nick's first card.
Oh, right.
One by one on each one.
And then Yomi was out.
And then I was out.
And then Nick had the pay.
That's right.
Okay.
Okay. I remember.
And it was, it was, it was such a good night.
That was such a fun, like, little place.
It was not over.
It's not over.
Yeah, it was not over because, as you know.
Hold on now.
Hold on now.
So we ate so much.
We overestimate ourselves.
So then we decided we wanted to take our food to go.
Yeah, we wanted to box it up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I want to talk about a guy we saw.
No.
We were not talking about that ranger.
We're not talking about it.
Yes, yes, say it.
Please.
That's the second time we went, though.
I was like, no, that was the first time.
That was the first time.
The second time, we never went to the second time, bro.
Yeah, they said they're closing down.
That's crazy, that's crazy.
But yeah, this might have been one of the funny movies.
Oh, my God.
We were all done with the food.
I've all done with food.
So I was like, I was like drunk and silly from, like, because I had like two Moscow meals.
I ate like 300,000 calories with the food.
So I was just being silly and giggly.
And then they're like, I don't know who went to the bathroom.
The music's loud, okay.
The music is just blaring loud.
I think it was yummy.
Nick.
Yeah, they went to the.
They missed it.
And I'm just like, okay, okay.
Why we did?
Because the fucking wing pictures is out that we took.
Oh, you guys are actually covered in sauce.
You guys are absolutely covered in sauce.
We're going to get washed our hands because sauce was everywhere.
So I'm just like hanging out and then I see the door open.
And this guy just like walks in and he,
I'm just going to say he looks really funny.
I don't know why he looked really.
You had like a flat bill hat.
You had like a ponytail.
He looked exactly what Larry.
He did that exact face.
He did that.
So.
And I gathered everybody in a huddle.
I was like, all right, guys, look at the guy that I said it loud.
He was like, he was not gathered a huddle.
No, you just said it up.
You blared it out.
Yeah.
Look at that guy.
Look at the guy that just walked in.
And then I looked, he was like staring.
I was like, and then Larry looked and he was still right there.
And then he looked at me.
He was his fucking snap bag.
It's like, I was rolling out this way.
Were you?
I don't know.
He was walking across, but that was as Nick was like,
pushing in his chair, so he stopped for a second.
And he just took everything in.
I remember what the guy looked like when he walked in
because I remember looking at him.
I was like, okay.
I didn't know that you said that until after I come back
and Larry is crying.
The world's hottest wing when we were in the bathroom.
I had to stand up.
I had to stand up because I was laughing so hard.
It was so bad.
He came back and Larry with tears
and like his whole face was red.
I think was shocked.
the whole time he had his mouth, like his jaw dropped and he had it like that whole point.
I could not believe it.
I was like, he was just right there.
Yeah.
It was the joke that keeps on giving.
Oh my go.
So, yeah.
We boxed up the food after we laughed.
By the way, not a little bit.
Like a lot of it.
Everybody had a box except for me.
I had 300 dollars.
That could have been two meals.
Three-fourths of mac and cheese and like eight wings.
Yeah, my wings, my eight wings and like a caesar
and like other things.
I had a pizza wings.
I had like a bunch of stuff in my box.
Yeah, it had a whole shit ton.
But anyways, we pack it up.
It was a mile and a half back.
Yeah, we're going to walk out and we're walking home.
We just see this group of birds.
And if you don't know what a bird is,
if you go to any major city, I'm talking like L.A.
San Diego, anywhere in Florida that is like, you know, it's on the map.
The scooter.
There are these scooters that you can pay for.
They're electric and they're super fun.
And they could go up to like 25 miles an hour and shit.
Shut out, fucko.
There are these, aren't they also in Austin?
Didn't we ride them?
Oh, that was L.A.
No, it was L.A.
Maybe.
I just want to say, if you're ever being chased by a murderer
and your only choice is like a bird,
you're a rest in peace.
No, birds are dope.
Not only for you!
Apparently it's like racist or something
because it's shit always like failed on me.
Oh yeah. If you're trying to like fumble,
you're just like trying to scan it.
It takes like 20 minutes to scan.
It's so ass.
Those were way more fun than that.
thought they were going to be.
Oh, yeah.
Like,
Pete again,
riding on those fucking scooters.
That's always so good.
Anyways,
anyways,
we put,
so when you're riding a scooter,
obviously both of your hands
are tied up on this,
on like the scooter,
like handles.
Like,
you can't hold a box of food
and scooter at the same time.
Especially when you're going that fast.
So we all put our food
or everyone that had food
put their food on the scooter,
like on the flat part of it.
Your feet goes.
Yeah,
and it felt like it was going to fit
and stay there.
It was perfect.
And then it didn't.
Until it didn't and then one by one we were being picked off one
I was going max speed and I like hit just the smallest bump ever I see my food go
it looks like a cartoon like a shit what's a little chef boy or D
nuggets of chicken rolling out onto the pavement I were all rolling away I see like two balls of me on the floor
and there's like a crime scene of like this food is blasted across the street
I was like, no.
And then whose food was next to fall?
Was it Larry?
Wrong.
Oh, no.
His yummy is way up ahead, though.
But nobody knew about mine because I didn't say anything.
You think of my years until we were like going home?
Nick was like broken.
His like scooter was being slow or some shit.
So I went like so far in front of you guys.
And then I like went up and
I was fine.
I was about, I was so close to the hotel.
But I turned around to come back to you guys.
And as soon as I turned around, I hit like a bump on this weird part of the sidewalk.
And there was like a homeless guywalk.
next to me and I was trying to go around him
and I just went like boom
and then like eight wings spilled out
and like this big of a ball of macaroni
just all over the sidewalks
and I was like oh my
it's just gone immediately
so we turn in we turn into these
I just a boxed shit
we caught up yeah
just a big bottle of mac and
mine fell off
and it was fine and it was totally salvageable
and then Nick ran it over it
yeah okay I wanted to say
we turn
we turned into like deviance
when the food came out
We did it's like little children.
We started running over the food that we saw.
Over and over again.
Nick's food was like a firing squad.
Like, it was like plastered on the pavement.
Like it was like spranget or something.
It was like a crime scene.
Grugs like landed and I don't even think it's open.
It just landed.
And I just drove by and kicked it.
Yeah.
You drove by and kicked it.
And then I tried to run it over and then you ran.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Those grunts.
It's knowledgeable.
And then lo and behold, the next day we're all starving to death in our hoods.
I don't even know how hungry we were.
Yeah, it was bad.
I don't even know when mine fell because mine was like perfect and then I, by the time we're at the hotel, I look down, it's gone.
I was like, what?
I thought I thought I had my whole time.
I don't know when it fell.
I mean, whoever has that, it's like lucky.
Meals all over the road and sidewalk.
Yeah, there was just like, it was funny because like if you track, like, from the place we ate to the hotel, there's like a, there's like a, there's like a, there's like a little, there's a little, there's like a little, there was a little, there was.
Like it was a story.
It was a story.
It was like a bunch of Mario car traps.
At the very end, there was just a giant pool of blood.
Yeah.
Not a joke, by the way.
That was just like, yeah.
That was like a scary ending.
Someone got, yeah, someone got jumped.
They were, it was bad.
Dude, what if it was Larry's fault because of his box that went missing?
What if that's where it dropped and then two guys?
Two homeless guys fought and there's just like bleeding out.
There's like a cute little bracelet.
I don't think.
Mm-hmm.
There was.
I mean, dude, I had like a beautiful homeless person then.
There were some beads.
like some purplish pink beads or some on the ground.
Yeah, that's probably two, no, two ladies.
Anyways, we get back to the hotel.
We get back.
What happened?
And we really just go to bed because at that point, it was like,
the bar closed at two.
We left around the line.
No, we don't just go to bed, you little shithead.
All right.
Wait, do we go to your room?
I'm sorry, we're trying to be an awesome thing.
I'm sorry, but no, we don't just go to bed.
We're in the, we're in, yes, I do remember because we were talking to
you were so mad about it.
He was so mad.
I wasn't so mad.
Oh my God, you're right.
We all get into the same.
It's too 30 in the morning.
Can we just take a shower and go to bed?
Turn the camera.
Shut up.
I'm telling this story.
I'm telling the story.
I'm sitting the fuck down in this room.
And then everyone's just deciding to fucking sit around and figure their asshole.
And I'm like, I want to go.
We had two hotel rooms.
Okay, yes.
We had two hotel rooms.
We had one that was on like the floor.
17, one on 21.
So we ended up going.
Hold on.
Cool room.
Me, Isaac, Yummy.
Lame room.
No, no, no.
No.
Yes, sir.
No, boys' room.
Larry.
Girl's room.
Actually, how it is you guys all slept in the next morning, which is not the cool room.
And also- You're fast-forwarding.
We had a baller night.
You guys said it was cool.
It's not cool.
But anyway, we were humping.
We were humping.
Okay.
We were fucking, and we watched Futurama later night after you went to bed like a little,
like a little pansy guy.
I actually kicked us out and got mad.
Yeah.
And we had hookers over.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
We had an A list hookers.
All right.
I'm talking big old triple, quadruple, C's.
No, you're talking like,
Way.
Buzukas.
Okay, and then we had, and then we had dual-storke, and then we, and then Frank Ocean came
over when Frank Ocean was singing for me in the- Oh, Frank Ocean's under fire right now
because he's being a bad guy or something.
Well, I don't give a...
Frank Ocean let Larry here.
You see that?
You see that?
You know what that is?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're way off.
We're sitting in the fucking room and everyone's just sitting around and I'm like, all right, I'm
going to go shower.
And these motherfuckers tell me no, sit down.
That's not true.
That's not true.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why do we let him recall?
That was the first time.
That was the first time I said it.
And then I sat there.
I was like, fine.
And then fucking, whoever the fuck was like,
Let's tell scary stories.
We already had the camera out.
We're already recording.
We were the group channel.
And you were like sitting there like pitch this fuck.
You're like,
because it's too 30 in the morning.
I want to bed.
You're like, I'm going to take a shower and go to bed.
Listen, man.
80 years old.
You're like,
you're like,
fans out there in the world.
We were producing the best cost.
We were producing our entire life.
And I was the best team ever recorded.
I can't want to be like.
like, they're not going to be in your favor, Nick.
Those scary stories, I was shivering.
I was absolutely stupid.
Keep going with your story.
He's about to be like, no, no, you tell it.
So, fine, all right.
So your context is that you guys were being silly recording, fine.
Recording.
Okay.
But then they wanted to tell scary stories.
And these scary stories were some of the hottest ass stories that were not worth staying.
Yeah, yeah, we're calling.
We're call on.
Go on.
There was a story of, of Yummy that was telling some stupid shit-ass story about being a pirate.
Dude.
What was his name?
What was his name?
That was fucked up.
It's fucked up.
It's fucked up.
Don't say his name.
It's a little fucked up.
I don't remember the name because I wasn't paying attention.
Thank God.
And then I just,
and all I remember is you being the parent
and repeating every few words from him.
And then Grung taking my phone
and having the fucking light under him, right?
And then Grunk's like,
I don't even remember what the fuck Grunk said.
I was talking like that.
He was like, oh, I know why you were mad.
It's because Grug took the $6 water bottle off your shelf
and then drank it without asking you.
Also, you owe me a penny.
You also owe me a penny.
You still owe me a penny.
We'll get to that. We'll get to that.
But yeah, Grunk did walk into the room and was like, oh, water.
And he didn't read the sign that said $6 per bottle.
It didn't have a thing on it.
It didn't have the little tag on it.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Also, if you're a hotel and you charge $6 for a water,
oh, shut up.
Yeah.
How about you burn down?
How about you just like crash?
Why do you put it in the room?
Yeah.
Yeah, like, what is your deal?
Because they're going to put a goddamn cocaine in there and make it.
They made $24 off of us because of that bullshit.
That's why they do it.
Unreal.
Well, anyway.
So.
after the shit-ass fucking stories
we all go, that's day one, right?
Awesome stories, by the way.
We all, no, we, and then...
Great, great stories, best stories.
The stories are great.
We wake up.
We wake up. We wake up the next day.
Room one, you can take the floor here because room two,
we slept in. So we, these guys
slept in, me and Nick and Greg woke up
at like 9 or 10 or something like that.
Yeah, 10 o'clock. And then we were like, let's go get breakfast.
So we go to Starbucks, all right? We have
the most Starbucks-looking Starbucks. I think of
ever seen my fucking life.
There was a Taylor Swift concert
and there was a free dance
competition in the same hotel.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
It was just dog shit.
It was horrid.
It was horrid.
We were just getting coffee and shit.
And then Greg needed a belt because you got
these pants, right?
These big old fucking, are they parachute pants or no?
No, they're cargoes.
Y'all know my cargoes.
Man, y'all know what's talking about?
So we look up a place.
We're like, all right, let's go there.
All right?
So we go to this like fucking,
like outdoor,
Or like mall or some mall type shit.
It was nice.
It was really nice.
We scooted there.
Yeah.
We did scooted there.
It was dope.
And then so we're walking around.
We're looking for belts.
Getting all this shit done.
Can I say that one thing when we're like crossing the street?
So we were,
now at this point, this is for one of my vlogs, right?
So we're at the mission.
Boo!
Shut your ass up upload a video.
So what I was trying to say is we were trying to,
we were trying to vlog,
trying to find Grunk a belt.
And we walk across the street and we see this guy with like a bucket hat on rim glasses.
And and oh, Grunk, I think I said like you should ask him what he's listening to.
So then Grunk's like, are you serious?
Like, all right.
So grunk walks up, asks him what he's listening to.
And he's like, I don't know, some like piano shit.
Dude, he looks.
Okay.
This is, I mean, it's by no offense.
But he was just like, he was like, he had his like hands in his pocket.
He was like a little like shouldered up and head down type of shit walking across the street like that.
Like real, real sneaky type of shit.
Real sneaky snitch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep.
So I'm not going to continue.
Just remember for later in the podcast, this specific person that we walked up to.
He's important.
He's an important factor because he comes up later in the night.
We'll talk about.
We'll talk about.
We'll talk about it.
All right.
Actually, this is about time my house, my room woke up.
Yeah, there you go.
And I'm calling Larry.
Or, yeah.
Or, yeah, I called Larry because Nick was mad at me because if I'm sorry.
Can you finish chewing?
Can you please finish chewing?
No, back up.
Let me tell it.
No, I'm, okay, go.
Okay, I'm going.
Please.
Well, wait, it's a lobby jerked.
No, okay, you can't.
Your food is.
No.
I thought you resume as your mouth is empty.
It's empty.
It's empty.
It's gone.
No, it's not.
Some of my teeth on.
What do you eat?
Okay.
My room wakes up and I call Larry and I'm like, yo, where are you at?
Because it's late and I know that the Willie vlog is probably in full swing by now.
I call Larry.
I'm like, oh, you're where are you guys?
And he was like, oh, we were over here by this place.
I was like, is it the plaza?
We were eating popsicles.
Yeah, I was like, is it the plaza?
And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, the plaza.
Yeah.
I was like, all right, cool.
So my, you know, my team, my, my, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, first of all, good a pin where you're at.
And I said, okay.
And I dropped a pin to where I was at.
All right, I'll admit, I was a little hazed out.
What I do me up?
What could I?
Right on, boys.
And then all my gamer stuff.
And then, okay, and then Larry drops a pin.
Isaac doesn't look at it.
Then it's, it's Larry's, Tanner.
Tanner turned to Uber.
And then Tanner turned to Uber.
And then Tanner pulls up, he's like, Plaza, it's International Plaza?
And I was just like, yeah.
Yeah, what the time?
I said it was the International Plaza on the phone and all of you guys agreed later.
What?
That is true.
We got you.
Come to fuck up.
I mean, more.
I was in the shower when all this shit happened.
When all this shit were down.
I'm just going to say that that day was horrible for communication.
What kind of?
Yeah, because something else happened later or something.
But anyway, so we get in the Uber and this guy is not certified to do.
drive. There's no way he ever took a driver's
test or anything. You don't say his name so that we can all fire him.
Okay, the place that they went to is so
close. They got on those fucking scooters and they rode
there in like five, ten minutes. Yeah, it was like five ten minutes.
Yeah. We were in the Uber for 40
goddamn minutes. We went so far away
from you guys. This dude gets to the
slowdown into the interstate. It doesn't leave.
50 miles per hour. I think at least
seven or eight cars from the
on ramp got in front of us in the stretch
of when like they could have merged.
And, uh,
tell me how it was a 13 minute Uber.
I swear to God, that's what I said.
It said 13 minutes for 20 minutes.
I don't know what, what happened.
It was something weird.
It just horrible happened.
And then we went to this mall.
It actually wasn't even bad.
We had California pizza kitchen.
It was kind of cool.
It was a pretty cool.
No, the mall was dope.
And I bought a fucking shirt.
Dope.
But anyways, it was not the same place where our friends were.
We missed out on meeting up with them.
You know, we're walking around, blah, blah, blah.
We get, Tender gets a cool shirt.
What?
Because then we also go to different.
location from where we were.
Yeah, we were at that point, Larry dropped the current location,
and then Larry also dropped the new location that we were going, just in case.
And I, dude, Isaac, I'm just going to say this, this entire trip,
either you were holding information on what we were doing or you weren't paying attention
to what we were doing.
What do you mean?
It was either one of the other.
Like, we'd be like, what's the details for the, for the hotel?
I got it, don't worry about it.
Yeah, I did.
I handled everything with the fish.
What are the details about the tickets?
Don't worry, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got him.
I got him on my phone.
Last second, he's like, oh yeah, I don't know what.
I don't actually know.
So there's like two plans in action.
And then doesn't say anything.
Okay.
You want me to actually, I'll tell you that story.
I'll tell you that story right now.
So the gamer subs, they bought us tickets to Creator Clash.
We had the tickets except they were emailed to someone else.
I was forwarded one email.
There was another email with specific information about a possible VIP pass.
when you're at Creator Clash, there's a huge VIP area
that we thank God were able to get into
because of friends and friends of friends of friends of friends of people
of friends of friends of dogs of mailmen's,
and friends of grandmother's grandson, whatever the hell.
We got the passes.
So that was the confusion with,
I didn't know what was going on,
I didn't know there's a VIP thing I had to worry about.
I didn't have that email.
It was not my fault.
But anyways.
Okay.
Before we continue,
should we dial back and explain any more context before?
like we get some of the line.
I mean, really, the only
constantly we have lived is that we went to this
different area that we were suggested by
by one of the locals in one of the stores we went to.
We were like, hey, we're looking for this belt.
You know, any cool places?
Yeah, go to this food store.
So we go there by a scooter again.
I just want to say some,
dude, holy fuck.
We had to like walk
for, I don't know even know how long
because there's like areas is blocked off.
The whole fucking shit was like no scooters.
It was like half a mile, but walking half a mile
still takes about.
like nine minutes, 10 minutes.
Oh, really?
Because when I asked you how long it took to walk three miles when we were going to go somewhere,
you said 30 minutes, but now half a mile takes nine.
Someone do that math for me and tell me how that makes sense.
Oh, that's an hour, yummy, I think.
I don't know.
It could be wrong.
Because I wasn't paying attention, Yomi.
But anyway, you're right.
Miscommunication.
Either way, there were a lot of beautiful houses.
Oh, dude, when we were riding on our scooters, there was an old lady that was mad at us.
I was hallucinating that. I don't think she was mad at all.
She was mad.
No, you were tripping, bro.
Yeah, she was mad.
You were like, dude, we were so far away from this fucking old hag,
and she was, and he was like, I think she's chasing us.
Yeah.
We have to go.
I'm like, behind it, nothing.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
I was, on the sidewalk.
No, no.
I watched.
All she said was, you're not supposed to ride on the sidewalk, you know, and that's it.
Her demeanor looked like she was chasing after us or trying to find us because
whatever.
Just a quick, just a quick heads up.
Room two is in shambles.
Room one on top.
Yeah, room two.
I mean, room one.
Go room one.
Wait, listen, listen.
Just a quick side note.
I just want to put this out there.
I swear to God, everyone over the age of 35 in Tampa can suck my big nuts.
Listen, y'all suck.
Boom.
Most judgmental pricks in the world live in Tampa.
I swear to God.
There's a lot of assholes.
There's a lot of asses.
Everyone, everyone at the hotel that was giving us looks.
Everyone everywhere else, dude, just don't fucking don't give me that look.
I didn't get a seat.
You guys must look weird or something.
No, you don't, you don't observe other people then.
Says you, weird-o.
I don't get any looks.
What the hell?
Here's the shirt I bought.
All right, anyway.
Oh, yeah, no, wait.
That shirt is fire.
Turn it, turn it, turn it.
It's like some shit.
The night, forever free with a semi-truck and a wolf.
Look at this.
We got that tomorrow.
Room on top?
No, wait, one the second.
How much did it cost?
$300.
Yeah.
$300.
A $300.
A shirt, one of one of one.
So you'll buy a $3 a t-shirt,
but you won't buy us fucking dinner
ever?
Mm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I can't wait until you're...
I'm going on to you.
What do you mean?
Okay.
Nick,
hold on.
Can we split checks?
No, I got it.
Don't worry, guys.
Don't worry.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
Can we split checks?
No, no, no, don't do it.
I'll do it.
I'll just do one check, please.
Yeah, we should do one check.
We should.
Why?
Make it easier.
Why?
Make it easy for that person.
And then at least pay pal each other.
They get a bigger tip.
They get a big tip.
They get more tips.
Yeah, we do splits to get more tip.
Time is running out.
We have a lot to cover.
No, we can do how long.
No, this is a big long, this is going to be a long one.
I don't even give a long one.
I don't make a long one.
Either way.
Do you?
Either way.
Yeah, I'm drunk.
We're here.
Let's just,
tipping waitresses.
Grunk, do you have, do you have?
Do you have?
At least I'm nice to them.
I'm like, yummy.
Grunk to you're home.
And now you're just making shit up.
Oh.
It's like the most lame thing that you guys have ever ran with ever.
What?
And I don't even talk about your hate waiters or something.
You fucking hate waiters.
Every waiter and waitress, I think 99% of them have written their phone number on my bill when I leave.
No, I think a lot of them like to them like to say whenever you speak to them.
Because they like me because I'm nice to them.
The men usually do it more than the women, but still, they hit me up and they're like that.
That's so bad.
All the men like me more than the women.
They do.
Let's play basketball.
And they right there.
Let's play basketball.
Also, I love you.
Okay, we're getting off course.
Let's just skip to like when we're getting ready.
This is at this point, we're basically at the creator class.
We go back to the hotels from where we were and then we don't eat, I don't think.
Still don't eat.
No, no, no, no, we do.
We ate California chicken.
They ate.
They ate.
Room one on top?
Sorry, yeah.
I didn't eat.
Room two on bottom didn't eat.
Room two did not eat.
Room to survivors!
Then there was more miscommunication.
I had to take a phone call.
Isaac was like Creator Clush and we were at the hotel.
Oh my, my dude.
I hated that.
That was yummy.
That was yummy's fault.
That was all yummy.
Tommy's fault. Tanner, who else was it? Tanner? Grunk in me?
No, it was just us, right? Okay, it's a good thing. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. We were waiting for me like a good friend. Lawyer you waited for me like a good friend and the resolve that was that we got to go ahead with it. We saw a fan. We're on the playground. We saw
shout out to you. Shout out to you. You saw us in the most random motherfucking place every.
We went on the elevator dude and we were gonna meet you in the lobby because you were peeing. Yes. So Isaac stays the fuck back to go to the bathroom.
Larry stays up there too.
This entire fucking time we're thinking that these motherfuckers are upstairs.
Hey, so many yums in a row gets on a phone call.
Yomi's like, gets on a phone call and he's like, on the phone with Isaac, let's go.
Or something like that.
When we're all fucking around with the camera, where we follow Yummy and then we somehow lose sight of Yummy,
Yummy disappears.
We don't know where the fuck Yummy went.
And now Yommi's on his own phone call, by the way.
And now we're like, where the fuck the Yomby go.
We don't know where Yomie is and we don't know where Isaac is or Larry.
We think they're still upstairs.
Hold on.
Where were you guys in the lobby?
Hold on.
I actually want to know.
Yeah.
We walked and we just fucking seen.
We turned right out of elevators into it.
Yeah, we were at the back area of computers.
We walked straight towards the entrance.
We didn't see not.
You should have seen David and Goliath walking out about to go watch some dudes fight.
Dude, it was.
Oh my God.
You know what happened?
Because we were all miscommunicating and twisting our penises together.
We missed Markiplier and Jack Septica.
We did do that.
We missed the Mark.
And I thought we missed the National Anthem by Super Mega.
And I had never been.
more mad minds.
No, we didn't miss that.
We all, I thought we did.
He genuinely thought we did.
By the way,
Tanner almost did because he went to the bathroom
when it was starting.
Oh, that's true.
We got that on camera.
I got,
I got, okay, we'll get there.
We'll get there.
So, so when we were,
we were walking outside
and we were like,
fuck it, dude,
fuck it.
We're literally just going to go.
Yummy's job before walking away from us
was supposed to tell us
to meet them at the park.
And he never did because he was too focused.
He never said that.
Isaac?
What?
said like, he said like, where are you guys at? We're outside. Like, come outside.
We're like, almost a creator clash. Where are you guys at? Where are you guys at?
We're almost the creator clash. Okay. Yeah. So Larry, I call you. I'm on the playground.
By, um, Amari here, hotel here. Creator clash further that way. Yeah. So I, I call
here. Yeah. Okay, buddy. We yeah, actually, I remember, yeah, we get it. Yeah, I told him, hey,
like, where are you guys? And you guys were like, oh, we're at the hotel. And I'm like, dude, like, what? Like,
Larry and I are literally almost at Creator Class.
We're sitting here.
We'll wait for you.
Hurry the hell up.
Walk.
And then I go, and then I'm in here.
And then I go, okay, guys, it's Isaac.
Let's go.
And I walk out.
And I guess none of them hear me because they're all like,
camera time.
Yeah, let's record a fucking video.
And I go and I make my own phone call because I have no reception on the person I'm
trying to call inside the hotel.
Yeah.
And you totally don't.
So I go sit on a bench in between the hotel and the park.
And I'm waiting for them to come out of the hotel.
They never come out.
And I'm just sitting on the whole time.
We sat inside.
We fucking went outside.
We were at the fuck.
We were like everywhere.
And then Tanner was like, dude, I don't want to miss Super Mega.
So we're like, all right, fine.
We're just going to fucking walk.
And then I fucking call Isaac, right?
Isaac, I called you up.
And that's when I saw Yummy sitting there with his fucking fat phone in his hand on the phone doing his business call.
We were like, what the fuck are you doing at here?
He said, Isaac said, we're going this way.
We're like, oh, we thought Isaac was inside this entire time.
It was the most annoying thing, dude.
And we met it with Isaac.
Okay.
So past the.
that we, yeah, we were just calling.
I remember I said, I kept saying, all right, we're at the place.
We're at the, you kept like, fuck it with him a little bit.
You're fucking with us.
You're fucking, I forget.
You fucked with them a little.
I remember you were fucking, because you were like, we're there.
We're at the place.
You're at the place.
Yeah, we're sat down.
We're set down right now.
And they're like, okay, now we're outside.
Now we're by the place.
And then, yeah, we were sitting by the park,
which is like right in front of the place.
Like literally right across the street.
We were in this, like, park.
Fansaws saw my tank top or something.
And I was short, long hair.
Yeah, they said that you're the most recognizable person in all of existence.
Which is like, how?
I just, you look like liar.
It's just, you look like liar.
It's probably the height.
I think it's the height.
Either way.
Maybe this is a...
Doesn't matter, but anyway, so we meet up eventually,
and then we go across, and then we get to the place,
and some fans saw us, took a little photos here and there and whatnot.
Yeah, but wait, because the water bandit comes back to strike again,
and his name...
The what?
Oh, water bandit.
The water band.
We get walked up to you by fans.
We take a picture.
Isaac.
For 20 seconds, by the way.
Isaac,
yeah, we just walked in.
Isaac gets handed these two waters
from the fan for a picture.
Isaac hands them to...
No, okay, okay, okay.
I took the two waters because
the person they looked like they had
their hands full.
I got a minute.
And then you passed them to Grunk.
And then Grunk...
No, I missed that viral.
No, I missed that.
vital moment.
No, let me, hold on. It doesn't even matter
because they're plastic water cups that you could
only get inside the arena and they're half empty.
And you wait in the line for it.
We were in the arena
and the drink stand was right next
to us.
Well, either way...
Anyways, Grung, sip the water.
And then the fan had to go and
he did a reverse sea scoop
and decided to steal their
water and drink it instead.
And the fan was like,
Yeah, they went to
Yeah.
It was like
I was like empty.
I felt so dumb.
It was
I'm sure,
looking back on it now,
I'm sure it was really funny.
Isaac,
wait, did you?
No.
And then Isaac was like,
did you?
And then you said,
no.
I didn't say no.
Yes, you did.
He said no the first time.
No way.
No way.
You were so scared.
You were so scared.
You said no.
And then you went quiet
the first few times.
times he asked you again and again and then finally
he said, that's what Tanner does.
No, I just go like, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That gave it away.
You were like, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
You got to like full of water.
Okay, I'll give you a detailed, detailed story.
So I not only took a sip, I did the method of like squeezing it
so the water went all the way up to the top.
Why would you do that?
You played with the water?
Dude, that reminds me of a funny story that we have to
get to, that happened yesterday with a water bottle and yummy, but we'll get to that as we go through
the night.
That show is so funny.
But do you remember when we were playing basketball?
No?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's late.
That's later.
Yeah, so we finally walked down into the arena and we're now going to our seats really fast.
We're getting like our little bands or whatever.
Yeah.
And then we end up getting a friend that comes in and gives us a VIP pass.
Yeah, we got
I believe two
Also got
She's friends with quite as well
Like they were good friends
And so they both got us
To get some VIP passes
And there wasn't enough
We didn't have enough for everyone
So we had to like share them and share
And this caused some problems
Can we shout out
Or would that get them in trouble?
I don't want to
I don't think so
I don't want to throw under the bus
I don't know I want to be in jail
They legitimately use them
They legitimately use them
As you're able to get
VIP passes that way
Yeah I'm not a
afraid to say that at Twitchcon we snuck
Grunken who wasn't a partner at the time into the partner
lounge but I don't think we talked about
who gave us the plug for the VIP passes
okay that creator clash well he
already said something that was kind of like
a big detail
well friend quite yeah friends is quite
that's fine connected dots creator clash
go after them if you can and then go after
us because we're fucking
it doesn't matter either way
because as like a creator
where certain people you can get a guest
pass with a VIP so
multiple people just combine their stuff.
Anyways, yeah, no, we sit down
and the first fight.
It was just like, let me go to the bathroom really quick.
Gone for literally 20, 20 minutes.
Yeah, okay.
We go get to know what the VIP thing was,
but we're sitting down.
We eventually get the VIP passes.
It was, but before that,
I believe, was it Jack's fight?
Jack Manifold's fight was first?
Yeah.
Yeah, so Jack fought Alex
was.
No.
No, that's the last fire.
Oh, you're right.
It was on with blue hair.
Yeah, he looked like Ninja.
Yeah, he was like a TikToker.
Fuck, who was it?
I don't know.
Forget his name.
Nah, that's fine.
I don't know, but Jack beat his ass and won.
That was true.
If you're gonna ever go to a vent like that,
don't get floor seats.
Don't waste your money on floor seats.
Floorses for ass, dude.
If you are, get him at the very front.
Yeah, you'd be like something.
Three or four rows.
Yeah.
I also want to say one more thing
because I want to quick,
just very quickly vent.
There was a certain somebody that I didn't know who that was yelling at the absolute.
And you know what?
You know what?
I got the worst of it.
I did.
I want to say, though, like, I get it.
You know, it's an exciting thing.
You know, you see your favorite YouTuber.
It's great, cool.
But holy, please for the lot, the entire.
I'm normally kind of respectful, right?
It was to the point.
I had to move seats.
I had to move like a car away.
Like, a complete opposite of where you were.
This person was screaming so loud.
So loud.
You know when a sound is so loud you can feel your eardrums like vibrate you like feel the internal your drum
it was that loud yeah I looked around everybody was also like not even during high moments of the fight just like all the time or like in between just like
they lost their voice it was just for jack's fight and the rest of it was just like quiet that was it can no no
what it continued it was the entire fine man really like I'm like I've never I've never I've never been more like annoyed I'll be honest
God bless your skull. May God bring you blessings in life, but...
Yeah, we and girls did each other. We were like,
Muh.
Alright, so you guys come back from VIP and drinking off or something.
Yeah, so we went back in the VIP area, and they're serving now
world's worst drinks ever, but they're free.
And food.
I think I drink 20 drinks, I didn't feel a single buzz.
Yeah, I think I actually, yeah, I had like 80 Moscow mules,
and I was still as sober as a stone.
I could have went up there and fought some.
There was these, like, food.
They were like, you just taste it like shit.
Like, I don't even know what it was.
I was just like, I was like trying it out.
I'm like, like, things that's ass.
The thing I was good.
It was like the little chicken nugget.
Tender things.
Yeah, those were good.
And the little...
The chakoutrella,
monthrilla triangles.
Also, can I say something?
We got to me...
Go ahead.
I was running off six almonds.
And the only thing else I had was all the alcoholic beverages.
I didn't even like...
Yeah, we drank so much.
I think.
Maybe we drank all this.
I don't know.
I didn't feel like it was a lot.
You guys said you didn't even feel it that much.
I didn't feel it.
I thought I would because I didn't eat anything.
That's why I drank, but just, like, didn't even work.
Yeah.
It was a good good.
Damn.
Overall.
They got, like, the private bathrooms.
They got a whole bunch of creators.
We met a whole bunch of really cool dudes.
Got to see Jack afterwards.
Yeah, we got to see Jack after his fight.
You know, I saw Quite gave him the biggest bear hug in the world.
We love each other.
We're like baby daddy's.
I saw a lot of big people.
Dude, there was one guy.
You guys know who Nile Red is or Nile Blue?
Now Reed.
He's like the chemist.
Red.
He's got multiple channels.
So he, like, has, like, all he does some, dude, I love his video so much.
And I saw him in the bathroom that was too afraid to talk to.
That's, like, the only time of it.
I've never.
Yeah, I, like, was very reserved.
I did not.
I felt so out of place trying to talk to people there.
Yeah, I can understand that.
I remember when Yummy saw, was it squeezy?
Yeah, squeezy.
Dude.
The way you describe.
Yeah.
Because I was like.
Because he's like one of those people in my life where I have maybe seen him in passing on the internet scrolling like once a month and I don't think he's a real person.
And then I saw his fucking face and I've seen him just enough to where he's recognizable but not enough to know like any idea who the hell he is.
And I thought I saw fucking walking TikTok coming straight at me and I was like, who the fuck is that guy?
Like what is going on?
I was scared.
I literally like that was probably the actual last person I'd ever think I'd see in my entire life.
Like,
and then,
yeah,
with the basketball
later
and then
it's going to
get him
quite spiling.
Quit spiling.
Anyway,
there's not too much
more to the fight
if I'm being honest
with you.
Yeah,
it's just weird.
Oh,
the folks were great.
They're good.
W.
W.W.E.
was, like,
involved in it
a little bit.
Yeah.
Seth Rollins was fucking
there,
dude.
I didn't even know
fucking Jim Morrison
was,
like,
was,
that was a fighting
that was really
about a
John Morris.
John Morris.
John Morrison.
Jim.
Dude, John Morrison's fight with Jim Tongue.
Larry, what he was describing?
John Morrison, he was like,
I used to be such a fan of Jim Morrison growing up.
I used to have his pants and everything.
His name's not Jim, bro.
I forget I confused him.
But I did it.
I had this like, I don't know if I have a photo.
I got asked my mom,
but I had this like flared fucking pants.
And then I would, like, jump off my couch.
And I would try to like do this, like,
mimic shit.
I'm going to try to find one.
I'm going to try to find it.
But I used to, like, copy a lot of wrestler shit.
Especially Jeff Hardy.
Jeff Hardy was like...
Jeff Hardy was sick.
Everybody had the arm sleeves.
Crazy.
The arm's sleeves.
The fucking dyed hair.
I was just...
Remember when we were talking about Ray Mysterio?
Yeah.
He was recently on Logan Paul's podcast.
Ray Mysterio?
Ray Mysterio.
He's so cute and swam.
That's pretty mysterious.
Yeah, it's just cool.
Like, we were talking about him and shit.
Mysterio.
That's how Ray Mysterio was like 5-1.
He's like 5-6.
He's pretty sure.
That's still tiny.
I mean, it's, okay.
I mean, that's tall as fuck.
I think about it.
It's like, hold on.
Epic meal time fight, John Morrison, that was really entertaining fight.
That was.
It was because I could tell that there was some sort of like
WWE shenanigans happening when he fell off the ring
onto like someone or something.
Like, yeah, there's no way that that was not like at least sort of staged.
It was good.
He was fun.
He was walloping.
Yeah, did you see his face after he landed on?
He, like, looked up like, oh, my God, I'm out of the ring.
Like, holy shit.
It was so cool.
Yeah, but overall.
It was good.
Yeah, it was.
I felt like a goddamn NFL, like, super celebrity when I walk out of the VIP room
after drinking, like, World's Dry.
Oh, yeah, people are sitting on a tunnel.
Everyone's like, like.
Yeah, yeah, everyone's like living down.
The tunnel is kind of crazy.
Okay, I did have a little bit of buzz because I went in there
and I just wanted, like, two crackers.
I was like, oh, I got these.
two crackers. I'm so happy. And then I came out
and I heard a fan go, Big T, and I
looked at them. I was like, bha.
I was like, what the
Did you ask? I remember, okay, I might
have been, I might have been a little bit buzzed too because
I remember I was walking out and someone yelled
Isaac and it was like, I just look up and I
even make eye contact. I was like blurry vision.
Like, I just like dab him up on
my way out and I like trip on like
the wires that are coming across
and I do a little bit of a stagic leg thing
and then I kept on walking like nothing was like
Wrong.
Somebody thought I looked like dead or like upset or depressed or something because they kept
just asking me if I was okay and I was like, yeah, I'm okay.
And I was like, yeah, I'm okay.
And I was like, yeah, I'm okay.
And I'm okay.
And I'm okay.
And they're like, are you sure?
And I'm like.
Yeah, I'm okay.
What is wrong?
What did I do?
You might have looked a little dead.
I don't know.
There was like smoke coming right into my face from the fog.
Yeah, that I'm a little machine.
I was like fucking all over my face.
I liked it.
I didn't smell like syrup.
It's like syrup.
It's like poison.
It did.
Yeah.
After all of that stuff, I don't think there's much more else,
but like we went outside and took some pictures and then we had to go.
And we were playing with a projector.
There was like a projector.
On the outside it was like huge.
And Isaac was like this and Yommy was like they were like fighting each other.
It was funny.
And then, uh,
no, we lost.
Me and Tanner lost you guys.
I don't know where the fuck y'all.
That ending was like so this or like I don't know where anybody went.
The ending didn't feel real.
Yeah, it just happened.
Super Mago's gray by the way.
Oh my God.
Oh yeah.
Holy shit.
That was like a highlight.
And that's why?
Oh,
yeah,
we could talk about what happened with Tanner
because Tanner wants to go to the bathroom
and then that's like,
and now for the feature presentation,
the National Antoinstrandition by Super Mega.
And then I'm running out of the VIP area.
And then I hear that and I see I turn around back.
Turn around.
He's like,
he's like power walking over.
I was like,
I was like Patrick.
I was about to go to the bathroom.
I heard and now rise.
I was like,
I got it on camera.
I was looking up and I looked over it.
I could see Tanner Power walking back on film.
It is on the camera.
It will be in the video 100%.
Yeah.
I got a picture with them, so I was like it.
Yay.
I got to say, every, every fight that had like a really, like, scary intro
always ended up, like, really brutal where, like, that person was, like, scary and shit would just get, like...
Oh, dude.
I mean, big shout-outs, though, because that's, like, a lot.
That's a lot to do.
I just found this out.
I just found this on Twitter.
Speaking of the whole intro, they were really good.
There was a lot of really good music pick.
But there was this one guy that walked out to the Pokemon theme song.
And that was cool.
That was like, all right, that's dope.
I did not know that not only did he walk out with the guy that sang the original
Pokemon theme song.
He was singing it as he was walking out.
The song was sung live by the Pokemon guy, the guy who made the video.
We heard a live rendition.
It was the live version of the Pokemon theme.
song. Somehow, this
guy got the original artist
too saying that
I'm like, I want to be, come out.
Yes, yeah. He was there live.
Dude, I didn't know. I looked at Twitter.
I was like, no fucking way.
No way that was real.
I mean, it was made by the guy who fought,
so I don't think it was fake at all.
That's kind of, holy shit.
That was bananas. It was a crazy thing.
Later that night, we ended up just
I guess, go out.
Got a spill. Oh, did you go out of spill?
Oh, boy.
Oh, man.
Oh, where do I even start?
I did have a spill first.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Oh, dude.
And then we had our side question.
Okay, there is, there is so much more of this podcast.
It might run a little over an hour, just a little bit.
We can go through it fast.
We'll go through it fast.
But, um, okay.
So what happened immediately after?
We went back to the hotel.
We went back and we're all hungry as fuck.
Channer's hangary.
And we're like, we're going to go get something to eat.
11 p.m. at this point?
Oh, yeah.
Is 11.30, yeah.
13, 12.
Yeah, okay, so we wanted to get food again and nothing was open, but then we were like,
oh wait, the tavern is probably open. The same exact tavern we went to the last night.
Yeah, wait, there's important details. It was, um,
so hopefully stay back on a business phone call and we left out. We got on the limes,
the lions, the birds, the scooters, very random part. We were just picking up from the
grant because there was like none of them that were like a line. Yeah, we just like cherry picked
them. But we go and we're riding around and we can't find all the scooters. And this is
like 40 minutes of riding around.
We're like, let's go to the tavern.
We sit down at the tavern and they're like,
hey guys, we close them 20 minutes.
And we're like, fuck, it's Sunday night.
Of course you do.
Like, we didn't think about this at all.
So we get out of there.
We get back on to scooters.
Yeah, this is at like 1.30 a.m.
And we go, um,
we're just scootering around and Cronk's like trying to do some goddamn
Tony Hawk shit off of the staircase with the scooter.
Like I figured out how to like power slide.
Yeah.
was like grunk was drifting and shit but we made it over to this
yeah we made it over to this dirt this uh gravel patch
it was like a huge lot it was just like yeah yeah we're just there's a video
building there yeah there's there's there's this video that will go into the video
of exactly what happened but we were all just kind of like scooting I was beasting on my
bird because bird is on top and I was dude you were basting all over no you beasted on
the lime because I wanted to try out of bird no no no no it was a line because remember
I was on bird first and then I know I know you want to try the bird and then you got I know you got on the lime I was on the lime I was on the bird I was trying to power slide shit birds the reason why you can power slide on the birds because you can front break like immediately like it goes like it immediately stops and you go and like it's crazy and but the lime doesn't do that so my white ass wanted to try and drift on the
even though it was not even close to being meant to do that.
So to do that, I was trying to artificially create the drift by like swerving back and forth and then leaning into the turn.
And basically what happened is I swerved once and swerved again and then I busted my elbow.
He fell.
Yeah, he fell down.
Did a roll.
And I'm talking he was bleeding.
I was, it was bad.
You can fill a picture up.
We'll blur it and shit.
I'm actually going to take a note right now.
but it was, oh my God.
And at this time, I was like, I was like starving.
So I really didn't.
Yeah, I saw you by the entrance of the lot.
And it was like, it was like dark.
And there was like one light above you.
And you were just like.
I was just like standing there like emotionless.
Like can we go?
I'm hungry.
Like let's just go back to the hotel.
I need food.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
No.
So wait, we had to split up.
So me, yummy and Tanner,
go to get food at another bar.
We walk over to this bar.
And this is when Larry and Grong had to go to Walgreens.
Because they had the patches.
We were on the wrong side of town, I think.
Yeah, because Grunk was bleeding,
and they had to get, like, bandages.
Yeah, we had to clean up.
We had to clean up his whole shit, but I'll let you explain it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We walk up to this guy, and this guy was like,
we're doing last calls right now, boys,
and we're like, can we get, like, a bite to eat?
You know, he's like, no, man,
Kitch has been close.
And we're like, fuck.
Damn it.
What are we going to do?
And Tanner, Tanner, I swear to God,
looked like the scared ghost in that one,
Leonardo da Vinci
I don't think I was ever more mad
It was like the screaming guy
It was like the worst day in my life
You're being a baby about it
You're a big hungry baby
Yeah when I'm running off six almonds for two days
I get a little hungry
So we order
We order some food back to hotel
And we go back
And Grunk and Larry
Turn up a little bit later
Yeah we had a little side of this going
That's when the whole Pepsi incident
Can we talk about our adventure?
Yeah we can't
I mean, we've already fucking spoiled pretty much everything else.
Yeah, we could talk about it.
So why you weren't there, Isaac?
Wait, what?
Oh, wait, which adventure?
Oh, me and you and grunk?
They're a chocolate milk adventure.
Oh, I didn't hear about, okay, yeah.
And I thought you were talking about another bunch.
Yeah, we were good.
Okay, I was looking around for stores, like little drug stores,
and nothing was open except for one Walgreens.
What?
I got a peeve of your back, sorry.
Keep on, keep on.
All right.
So then we're riding our scooters and everything is normal.
I'm going to tell my scores are fucking up,
and it wouldn't like go anymore.
You know, these fucking birds, bro.
I swear to God.
So by the time, like, we leave our scooters,
there was this like Uber driver in front of us
and he comes out, pissed as fuck.
And he's like, can you get this bitch out my car?
And he looked at us.
You're like, what?
I don't think we should look at him.
He's like, okay, fuck.
He was pissed off.
I was getting to kill this girl.
He was mad.
And then he, like, opened the side
where she was sitting on.
He was, like, yelling all this shit.
So we did.
Did he?
There's a dog.
I don't know what dog.
Well, there was a dog that came out.
And he started helping the guy.
And then, so we leave our scooters.
And we were, like, recording all of this.
We leave our scooters because, like, the war greens is like just a bit.
It was got crossing, like, fucking highway.
So we crossed his highway.
And we're walking.
There was a part where there was a sign on the floor that Greg saw.
And he was like, let me lift this.
Let me see what under this.
So he lifts that up.
And then it's like, it's like,
random sign, whatever the fuck, he drops, it makes a huge sound. We're under the freeway, so it's like, you know, it echoes and shit. And then I make a, I, I like yell. I forget what I yell. Yeah. And then Krug's like, oh my God, there's a homeless guy right there. And I see a homeless guy like wake up from his sleep and he's like looking at us. We're just like walking at like really homeless. I feel really. I feel terrible. And. And. And he was like, dude. So we're walking past just like really homeless. I feel really. I feel terrible.
And then at that point, we're, like, in front of the Walgreens.
So we go in there, and then this guy comes up to us, and he sees, like,
grugs, like, bleeding bad.
And then I'm, like, telling him, I'm like, yeah, I was, like, telling him,
I'm like, do you have, like, all, any of this, this, and this?
And he was like, I'm sorry, I don't speak.
Like, English.
Like, I can't help you.
We're like, all right, fuck it, whatever.
We'll figure it out.
So we go to the bathroom, and then we're cleaning him up with water and shit.
Like, we should not have been back there.
It was, like, a ladder going to, like, the roof.
There was, like, boxes of, like, all this shit.
It was like a warehouse.
I was like, what the fuck?
And then we see like the bathroom doors.
So we go through, we clean it up.
And then we grab all the alcohol shit.
And then I was like, you know, just grab a fucking nest quick to get you some, some low energies and whatnot.
And then we buy the stuff and we go to the, we go outside.
And we go towards like the back of the Walgreens.
And we look like fucking crack hits because we have like rubbing alcohol.
We have like all this shit.
We started clitting up grunk and whatnot.
And this dude pulls up.
You put rubbing alcohol on it?
No, sorry.
Now, it hurts.
I mean, I imagine it's a good kind.
It was like the, yeah,
if you put,
if you put
alcohol on a wound,
alcohol would have burned so.
It was,
on a bottle,
it said to clean,
like,
yeah, hydrogen.
That was hydrogen peroxide.
That's fine.
Well,
they also had alcohol.
They had alcohol.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because you at the airport,
it was just literally rubbing alcohol.
It was like,
it was rubbing alcohol.
It was rubbing alcohol.
It was rubbing alcohol.
Was rubbing alcohol.
No, it did.
No, he did.
I'm sure it burns.
I'm sure it did.
I felt absolutely terrible.
We got on video.
Yeah, we did get it on video,
and we were just cleaning him up.
He was a trooper, though.
Grunk, you know, he was,
that guy pulled through.
Like, no one else.
You know, he was a fucking champ, all right?
It was burning, but he held it in,
and, you know, it was great.
So we'll clean up.
Okay, no, he did not hold it in.
He was yelling really loud,
and he was like,
you were screaming when he had to rubbing alcohol on it?
No, he was like, oh,
he was like, in the most grun.
Like away possible. I don't know what he said.
He was like, oh, my days.
Like, it was just, you know, the most
growing things he could have said.
Oh, my, oh.
He's like, I see why people, you know,
all this shit.
And it's so crazy the night doesn't even end here.
Like, we get back to the hotel.
No, no, this is like, and then the Pepsi incident happens.
And they're waiting for their food.
The Pepsi and City was when Tanner was just, right before we ate.
Yeah, yeah.
The bar closed for us while this, all their shit's happening.
We order DoorDash before we scooted back to the
the hotel. You want a door to ask your food back at home. And yeah, and then I'm in the, I'm back
at home. I'm on a phone call and then I go to the room after once they get all back. Tanner looks
pissed. Isaac is in, is in bed under, I think the covers or something like that. Grun.
Yeah, yeah. Yomi was under the covers. I was. Yeah. You guys were all just like chilling in there.
And then after you guys ended up getting all your food and stuff, we ended up going to, uh,
and we went out like different parts. We get together things. Yeah, we, we got, we got,
We got approached by one of his editors who was at Creator Clash,
and he basically gave us a plug.
Shout out to that guy.
I don't want to put him on blast on the podcast,
but he was, you know, that was really appreciated.
That's sweet.
So we got the address for the,
it was a thing that was going on.
Yeah, it was like a party.
Yeah.
But by the, I don't know.
And apparently Seth Rollins and John Morrison are both there.
They were there.
I watched both of them.
And I didn't see either.
Yep, they were there.
They were huge.
I would have said, hey,
to him. I was taller than them. That's probably why I didn't see him. I can't
believe I'm taller than both of those guys. What is that how to do with me?
Than Harvey is taller than them? I should have said hi to them.
Because I said, can you vouch? No, I vouched. Yeah.
Notice people that are taller than you. Listen, if you're small, I don't even see you. I step on you like an ant.
Oh, under my foot. Oh, god damn. I got to clean you off.
Seriously. Like, I thought that those guys would be way bigger than they're fucking like,
dude. That's like, it's like, it's such a weird thing. Everyone on the screen looks bigger than what they are.
Yeah. It's weird. Yeah.
Unless you're just big.
Yeah, so we got to also
hi to Charlie.
That was really cool.
And we got to see other creators.
I finally got to meet Chills in real life.
Yeah, that was super cool.
Swam.
He's such a sweetheart.
He's massive.
Yeah, let it be known.
Let it be on record.
That Chills is a walking
cutie pie.
He's a Canadian guy.
You know what's crazy?
You know what's crazy?
I bonded with two guys
because of our love for how
Hold on how sweet Jesus.
Man, you've been, you bonded with two guys
and made out and got fucked.
Bondage by two dudes.
You got bondage?
Bondage.
Bondage.
Domitrix, mommy, domit.
We were talking with,
you took two guys.
You grabbed you guys.
You got you guys.
Damn.
Yeah, so when we were there,
no, no, no, no.
There you go.
There you go.
When we were there, there was a,
like a little gym area.
And Tanner started like deadlifting and I was trying to do a muscle up.
And this is this is where like I started feeling really bad.
I tried doing a muscle up and I end up kicking one of the bars.
Everybody turned out.
Everybody.
Everybody looked at me.
There was like 48 people there.
They all turned and looked at socks really.
I was like, I was like, walked away.
I was like no, I felt like the sun was behind me.
I just like hot on my back.
I got nervous.
I was like, yeah.
And then it got, yeah, there was like workers for,
like, I don't know if they were working.
I don't know who they were, but this one girl, like, walked over.
And she didn't say it directly to me, but she was like, guys, got to, let's keep it on the ground.
Let's keep all the workouts on the ground.
Oh, did they say that?
Yeah, she did.
Oh, that was after.
You didn't hear that?
Yeah.
If I heard that, I would have a little mama.
Who, Nelly?
I don't know.
I made a crowd because I was deadlifting some heavy weights.
They were, like, cheering me on.
There was three people there.
No, there was like, me.
You weren't even there.
You weren't even there.
there.
It was right there next to
you.
I was on the lap
down.
You were trying to
lap up
any kind of
alcohol they had.
They're like,
you're like a dog.
I know I was looking
and I brought you
one.
I'll never do that
again.
You're welcome for that.
Yeah,
I threw it away right in front of you.
No,
you didn't you crack that open
and drank it.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I went outside.
I went outside
to play basketball.
That was awesome
people up.
Wait, whoa,
hold on.
Actually ruined
Squizzy's night.
Like,
I didn't.
You made him in the head.
You did.
You did.
You threw it from deep.
You threw it from past three and no one said heads up or anything.
Squizzy turns around like locks eyes with the ball.
Dude, it did not hit him in the face.
It did.
Dude, why did he keep doing this then?
Why did you keep doing this?
He kept going like this.
Like he heard his nose.
And I followed him.
All right.
That's fine.
I know for a fact it did it, but that's fine.
It did.
It did.
Yomi, I would not like that.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No, hold on.
I shot it.
It hit him like here.
It literally.
No.
He did him in the face.
He's just a high, hit him in the face, Yummy.
Okay, fine, fucking whatever.
It hit him, he's fine.
Yomi, I saw it hit him in the face.
He rubbed his nose.
I looked at him.
He was like, is your nose okay?
He's like, yeah, it's fine.
He's fine.
He said, yeah, don't worry.
She doesn't even heard that much.
She was grabbing his nose.
He hit him in the face.
Oh, my God.
It's like that one time.
It's like when Yummy didn't believe me,
there was a guy looking at us.
He's like, no, he's not.
He's lying again.
That doesn't in there.
You know he was hurting because he walked off
before, not even two minutes after,
and I watched him go over there
and some lady was rubbing his back.
You know when someone does that.
Oh, buddy.
I saw that.
He said, he said, he said,
he did like one quote.
Yeah, buddy.
He did one quote and then he just left.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Because there, Nick, there's a story that you have to tie up.
Sorry.
Oh, there is a story that I have to tie up as well.
Remember, when we were talking about that guy.
Oh, I totally missed it.
That was one of the things back at the,
all right, we got to go back for a second, just real quick to the event.
I walked into the VIP lounge, and there was a guy back there that looked very, very familiar
to the one guy that we ended up walking up to on the street, and lo and behold, it was him.
So I tapped him on the shoulder, and this guy ended up being an artist called Rav.
And Rav was the guy that was listening to Piano shit or whatever.
And Rav, I apologize to him.
I was like, dude, I'm so sorry.
My friends and I walked up to you and asked you what music you were listening to.
There was a random location ever.
Yeah, it was so weird.
And he apologized.
He's like, no, dude, I'm so sorry.
Like, I didn't know if I was like kind of weird or like if I totally ruined the vibe.
And I'm like, we totally walked up to you and like with you by accident.
I'm so sorry again.
Like he was so nice.
On the record, on the record, I had no idea until when you said that today that rab was even over there or just, you know, like involved at all with like community like that.
I dude I I I I fuck with his music so hard it would have been really really weird if I knew who he was exactly and that he was at that party or he was at the like the VIP area that was that is weird to hear like that coincidence is so strange to me like literally out of every person ever in that entire area we asked that guy that one dude that was standing there and I remember right yeah we coming back up buddy it's okay when I want squeaky in the nose man come on you know me you didn't hit him in the nose come on you may come on yummy no you're
Hit him and ruin it.
Let me turn your chair around.
Turn your chair around.
Take pop.
Come here, Bob.
If you have ever played basketball, you know to have your heads up every single time you're under the basketball.
It's also, do not stand under the hoop when people were shooting.
That's true.
If you played one sport, squeaky, you would know, dude.
You get, no, but you guys, you guys are like, he's going to make a video studio.
He's going to be like, so I was at this place, right?
I was like, yeah, no.
I was that.
Get me the basketball.
What was that about?
What was that about?
I was at Tampa and this doing him, Blake.
Like, he's going to end up posting a picture of proof of, like, him sitting there, like, a selfie and you're like, shoot a mask.
Yeah, he's hostile with the blackest, bluest nose in the world.
Like, blood everywhere all over.
It's like a photo of you perfectly with, like, a basketball at night.
Clear his day.
This is the culprit.
This is the victim.
I think after that the night pretty much came to an end.
And then the next day, we.
I didn't go to sleep.
I did not sleep.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
we got to talk about that.
So the ticket, I believe, this is just a hypothesis because I really have no idea.
Speculation.
We all leave at 7 p.m. the next day after this party.
And grunk leaves at 7 a.m.
Wait, wait, Tanner.
By the time we leave the party, it's 4 a.m.
Let Tanner tell what he said to grunk when Grunk told him about his schedule and stuff like that.
I'm just like sitting there.
I'm just like just hanging out.
He's like, yeah.
As soon as I leave, I'm not going to sleep.
I got to go to work.
I got to work at like two p.m.
And he was like, and I had school.
I had school yesterday.
And like, I was in lunch.
He just looks up from his phone and what do you say?
I was like, you're the worst life ever.
I'm like, I'm like a hybrid, hybrid kid.
You are a hybrid.
You're getting the best.
No one else in your shoes who's doing it was like polarizing life.
It's just no one.
Yeah.
That's insane.
Like putting into specific.
perspective.
Friday, the Friday night
to Tampa, Saturday,
didn't sleep Saturday night,
straight back home, like
4 or 5.
20 hours.
How was your day the following day?
It was great, actually.
Sunday's usually the business day for work
for grocery stores.
Yeah, okay, listen, I went,
I got home at like 10,
10.30-ish, 10.30 a.m.
I went straight to bed,
woke up at 1, 1.1.1.
PM. Okay. You got a four-hour rent. And then went to work and I literally had the happiest
Sunday shift I've ever had. Wow. Okay. Wow. Okay. There you go.
I hear something crazy. I had to go back home right. I Ubered with Grunk back to the hotel.
Yeah, you brought you brought Grunk back. Yeah. So we were sitting in the hotel and Grunk really
put it into perspective how fast this trip was. And even our Uber driver, she was like asking how
long we were there for. And we said like three days or two days and grunk was like, I've been in Tampa for
36 hours.
Oh my God.
36 hours.
Lydia, I got, I got, I got seven hours of sleep out of 36 hours in Tampa.
It was, dude, the trip didn't even feel, no.
It didn't even feel real.
There was a, it was like a flash, and it was gone by the time we were.
I want to do shit like that more, though, because it was really fun.
And it felt pretty manageable while we were there.
Like, yeah, we also got.
It was not, though.
It was not manageable.
It was not.
We were pretty miserable the night where we went to go get food and there was nothing.
Yeah, that's like the end of the world for me.
Yeah, but that was, you need to be a little miserable.
That's because the event ended and we totally got boned with like the planning.
And like, I think that us taking pictures at the time took a lot longer than we thought.
Yeah.
And again, that's okay.
No, no, no.
It did take a little bit.
No, no.
We just didn't expect that.
We didn't plan for like all of that.
We never do.
We go to these events, you know, thinking, you know, maybe someone will recognize.
us. And then there's like a like seven or eight people that show up and it's like really surreal.
Yeah. And it's great to take picture with you guys.
It were these two girls. Remember these two girls that lived in Tampa that ended up hearing
about our podcast that week. They heard it. They heard it that Friday and then got tickets and came
over. Just to see us. That was really sweet. Wow. That was sweet. That was really sweet.
But anyway, so grunk goes home and has probably the best Sunday of his life. We had a pretty good Sunday.
too. I think, no, I think what, like today, like, I felt the effects today more than Sunday.
Yeah. Like, today's not. Yeah. You got, you're going to sleep really well tonight, I'm sure. Yeah.
Yes. But it was, um, dude, so we go to bed. What was up? I was just, I was just going to say, like, I went to bed at like five something. Grunk. When did you leave? Like, 5.30?
Uh, five, five. Five. Five. 30. So I tap up grunk. Grunk goes, I get in bed. And then it's only if I got like,
About five hours of sleep, that means that Larry must have got four almost three.
Yeah, we, we, we, us, uh, room one got like zero sleep because we stayed after.
Same with Larry. Larry was even there, too.
Room one and Larry.
Do you guys run in the last people to leave?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
By that point, I think it was just the people who were running the shit that were just there.
We were literally playing basketball until we left.
There, we met a, we met that producer dude who, uh...
Oh, yeah, we was fucking sick.
Who else were you talking to?
That was pretty much good.
Oh, you see, guys literally were just like the last night.
That's the combat.
Okay.
So, yeah, I...
When you left, everybody pretty much left.
Okay.
Yeah, people started leaving when you guys left.
So I was asleep.
I wake up and I'm like, I think genuinely one of the only people up at the time.
I have to wake Larry up.
And then I called, I think, Yummy.
And he's like, dude, I'm showering.
And I was like, okay.
Oh, in the morning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is in the morning of...
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I miss fucking the funniest bit of that night.
Of the night before the party.
Oh.
Because fucking soft willy came into our room
And he decided that he was gonna help himself to a nice beverage on our shelf
My $6 water bottle that you knew how to price take on it
But you were being a dickhead and I was like don't open that
Don't open it it's gonna charge to my card on file from the room
Don't open it and you're like
Anybody want water?
And then you're like anybody anybody and then I'm like
Send me $5 right fucking now and then Isaac does the same thing and drinks it too
No
I'll be a $1.32
And then I said, came out of a tip, by the way.
That dollar came out of a fucking door dachers tip.
Isaac was like, he was like, oh, pretending to open it?
Yeah, he was like, looking at you like, and then you hear it and then you're a crack.
You're like, and then.
And then I'm not opening it.
I'm not opening it.
Yeah.
I'm not opening that seal.
They'll see it.
And I was like, and so Yami gets like super mad now.
He's like, it's about principle.
It's about the, it's about the respect.
It's not about the $6.
I would never walk into your hotel room and see a $6.
water bottle and be like, I think I'll just treat myself to that.
Thank you very much.
So you'll get charged.
Yeah, well, listen, it happened to me,
and I wanted you to maybe feel a little bit of funny, silly,
ha-ha, and a little bit of pain.
But now, hold on, but now, hold on.
And who hasn't paid me back fully yet?
Listen.
Listen. Listen.
Listen, listen.
Listen, listen, listen, let me explain.
So now, now, yummy has been the entire night.
This is the entire night.
The entire night when we were at the after party now.
He had called me, I think,
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
We showed up after you.
I wasn't at the party and I was like,
Larry, hand the phone to Nick.
It's really important.
And then he's like, okay, okay, he's talking to chills right now.
He's in the middle of a conversation.
Larry interrupts the conversation.
Yeah, that was like a real thing.
And chills.
Give him the phone.
He was like, yeah, man, what's happened, man?
You okay?
What's good?
And then the other reason is like,
PayPal me $6.
He was like, that's what it's fucking.
He was like, that's what it's fucking.
And that's why I hugged you the phone back.
Yeah, I can remember I got it back.
And then at that point, me and Grunk walked away.
We're like, all right, we're going to go, we're going to go get some fucking food from the
because we heard about a kitchen.
We're like there's a kitchen with snacks.
Yeah, there was not food in there.
There was no.
There was like rice, pastry, treats and just.
So I don't ravage that.
I don't recall all of the harassment of the $6 bullshit, but this serious harassment, like, happened that morning when we were getting ready to leave.
It got so bad that I genuinely, I sent, let me, I'm going to go back to the text message.
You're saying like a dollar at a time.
Shut up.
Listen, I'm going to say it now.
Okay.
Ready?
Here.
No, you something.
$1.32 and then it was the next morning.
Okay. Okay. So Isaac sent you
a dollar in three cents.
And then you were like, okay, you sent it.
And now I was like, okay, fine. And you're like, what did you do?
Send me a dollar in four cents. And I sent you
a dollar in two cents.
And then you texted me,
you texted me three hours later at
4.30 in the morning, send me $5.
So I sent you $3.56.
And then he's like, it's not,
you wrote, it's a $6 water.
It's not about the money. It's about respect.
So send me the full $6 or else you'll owe me forever and I'll remind you.
And then again, now it's 4.30 in the morning.
9.45 in the morning.
He says we, send it.
Oh, wait.
No way.
And then I said, I texted him, bro, are you up?
He said, yeah, don't bro me.
Send me $5.
I'm showering.
Oh, my God.
And then now I'm in the room and I send him $1.41.
And he totals up $1.2 cents, $3.56, and $1.41.
And he's like, you owe me one cent.
And so I owe him a cent now.
You gotta do it, man.
Can you do it right now?
And then he bought our like $150 brunch.
And I was like, I don't care that you bought my food.
You still owe me a 50.
Yeah, okay, wait, wait, okay.
Well, we should, we should wrap this.
We should wrap this up pretty soon.
I'll like speed run what we did for the next.
a few hours. So we wake up.
We have to check out by 11.
All of us got less than six hours of sleep.
It's okay. We slept on the plane like babies, though.
I drooled on myself on the way home.
That was bananas.
But anyways, we wake up, we go to this brunch place.
Our wait.
Hour.
No, it turns into.
It turned into two.
It was over an hour 45.
Chills.
Chills comes and hangs out with us and eats food with us.
We get some brunch with chills.
Really good food.
Really sick view.
Yeah, beautiful.
beautiful spot.
Called the American Social.
If you're ever in the area,
and there's no Taylor Swift in town,
definitely head over there and try it out.
True that, brother, Trude.
After that, we, between point A and B,
we somehow get looped into playing basketball
with Hassan.
Yeah.
Chils.
Son and Charlie.
Will Neff.
Yeah, a whole bunch of people.
And Moist Critical.
And it was, we get there,
and they're playing fives.
They need one extra guy.
So we're like,
Okay, we're sitting there, All-Star.
Let's sit in our All-Star, yummy.
And not any yummy men.
We were straight cheerleaders for this dude on the side guys.
We hyped him up and then Will Neff was like, this guy's, I know this guy's got a shoot.
Yeah, I know this guy's got hot hands.
You look at you saw a hand, yummy.
You're all like three shots in a row.
Yeah, you were like, we, but you know what's funny though?
It's like the more, oh, sorry, I didn't even interrupt you.
Go ahead.
Yeah, I was just going to say, yummy drain like three threes in a row.
last night.
Yeah, it's because there was no wins.
It's because there was no wind.
No, it actually is because there is no wind.
Shut off.
That's true.
No, it was really windy.
It was really windy.
Yeah, that's all it was.
Because, listen, I think one person
out of the four games we played,
one three was made that wasn't off the backboard.
That's it.
Dude, nobody could shoot for shit.
That was true.
It was really funny.
Like, we were playing,
and we were just cracking so many jokes on the sideline
that they started joining in
and being like, yeah, yummy, yeah.
I was like the golden child.
to make a wish kid.
When you, like,
when you...
Oh, yeah, yeah,
let Tanner tell the joke.
Yeah, yeah.
But like,
the make a wish that
Will Neff was like
wide open,
he's just about to shoot it.
He was like,
he passed it to you just a little...
There you go.
And then you're like,
oh,
and then as soon as you made it,
everybody was like...
Yeah,
yeah,
I was fucking...
He drained...
He drained...
He drained...
He drained...
He drained...
Like, like...
But everyone...
Dude, I fucking hope that video comes out
so you can hear the fucking shit of...
He was recording for a vlog.
He was recording for a video, so...
We were so fucking, we were so dumb.
The camera guys were fucking laughing.
I made everyone laugh when his yummy was shooting.
And I was like, active shooter in the build.
And then he like airballs it so bad.
Dude, it was turn over.
And the guys that we were playing with were like so supportive and nice.
It was really.
Yeah, there was.
Oh, yeah.
It was great.
Everybody was so nice.
They were so.
Tanner never got to explain the joke.
Like there was like a bouncer.
Like, not like, he was like a bodyguard.
or something for like Charlie there.
And he was just sitting there just chilling, whatever.
And he was like the most serious man of all time.
Yeah.
He was not cracking a smile.
So Will Neff gets the ball and Yummy described it as Will Neff didn't think that he was going to be able to make the basket.
It was like, it was like, well enough fast break.
And I was coming behind him like for a layup.
I was just like trailing or whatever.
And like he got it past to him.
He never turned to the basket.
He just did like a little pass to me.
Yeah.
And then he made it.
And then he makes it.
Everyone freaks out.
And then Tanner's like,
Tanner says, what,
what is this?
He's like,
That was like a make-a-wish shot.
Yeah, it was like a make-a-wish shot or something like that.
And you're just hearing the bouncer in the back or he's like,
he was like,
there was one where, uh, where, where,
where Yomi was like,
because Yumi was like,
already tired of it because he was like already tired of going,
because they kept going back and forth.
It was like moving back and forth.
It was like sprint out.
So it was like, yeah.
So I've never, I'm on, go ahead.
Sorry.
You said you were on D.
You were on defense.
All right.
Yummy's on D.
And he was.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Like one of the one of them like took off their shirts. I'm like always level it up. Oh, he's going to wait
level two. Oh, he's like all like giggled about it. You guys are like yomi take off your pants.
Yeah, I was yelling. I was like yummy gets full nude. It's over. Yeah, I was yelling. I was like, Yomi gets full noot. It's over.
Watch. He's going to happen. Yeah, I remember making that joke. Isaac. Remember when like Yummy shot he missed and we're like, oh, he wasted his old, man.
Oh, I wasted his all. That's it.
Two hours.
One of the dudes from moist e-sports,
one of the guys who works with him or whatever,
he was like super nice and he was like, he was good.
He was older.
He was like, he was shooting.
He was good and he was talking to me.
He was like, you were moving like crazy out there.
He was like, I could tell you played for a long time, man.
You're good.
Even though I was playing like ass.
I could tell right.
I said that in the Uber.
I mean, I know I looked like I belonged out there because I,
what?
I said the same thing in the Uber.
It was like, he thinks you're a god.
I was like, he probably had a crush on you.
Wait.
What?
You don't remember any Guter?
Oh, like, dude, what I'd check out?
I use code Yummy, not code group, but try.
Yeah, I love you.
Yeah, he was really nice.
They were all, like, insanely nice.
It was really awesome, like, pick up as.
You were like a legend by the end of it.
It was a great game to watch.
It was because you guys were like cheerleaders.
Like you said, like, we were like,
I don't know what we say.
Like, you know, but I want to say that.
I think for me the highlight of that whole thing was when, okay, so I wanted to like splash it with water, but I didn't want to like dump it on you.
Like, I wanted to like, like, the guy we're talking about who was like a security guard.
And I was like, um, I was like, do you like, like, do you guys have like a knife or something that we could use?
And he had like a pocket knife.
So he punches a hole in it.
But it was like, it was like a slit.
It was in like a hole.
But it was just like a slit.
And so, yeah, on the cap of the lid.
It was like right here.
Like right here.
And so I go up to you
Like it's like mid mid or not mid game
It was just like you were coming back
After the first game
I give the water bottle to you
So you can spray it on your mouth and like
Of yourself
This was so bad
Completely misses
Shoots on the right side of yummy
And it just lands on this guy's shoulder
Like all over it
Not only
Wait not only
The first time happened
Yeah the first time he did it
He was like squirited
It wasn't going in his mouth
It covered his entire left
Like pecked hole
His entire shirt was drenched.
I couldn't feel it.
He moved it a little bit and he did it again and it sprayed on some random.
He got up, stop, stop, what?
No, he turned around.
He turned around for three seconds.
He said, for a while.
I was looking at him.
And then we were like, yeah, me, you're getting on his back.
He said, man, this whole's pussy shape.
And he's, yeah, yeah.
This fucking vaginal shape has a hole.
I was like, what is this asshole vagina thing?
What are you guys like?
You guys are like, apologize to him.
And I was like, oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry.
He's like, Gerand just covered in the water.
He's like, oh, I'm sorry, man.
That was good, though.
I think he said, what is this pussy-shaped hole.
That's what you said.
No, he said, but he said, like, what is his vagina asshole?
Oh, that's what that is his vagina asshole?
What is his vagina asshole?
But anyways, anyway, it was, man, I want to, I want to wait for a jacket.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so I was, I was gone.
I was like, yeah, I was trying to, I wanted to shit really bad.
I didn't want to, like, have my jacket on.
So I was like, yo, can I put in, like,
like a room and they were like yeah just put it in here and then I just forgot about it
and I get a message back and they were like you left your jacket and I was like I just keep it
because we're already going to the airport by that point yeah I're already going to the airport
so my jacket is currently my famous your famous jacket that I wear every day all the time
you know the really the Dallan Hart Jr. jacket no which one tiger one the one with the patches
you know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I know what you're talking about it was pretty much our trip to
Creator Clash.
It was great.
It was a nice hour and a half long
podcast.
Yeah, and you will see that
forever.
You will see that on a video.
You will see on a video
one day.
Got to say this now.
One day in a year.
Got to say this.
TikTok clips, you guys are absolutely
killing it.
Yeah.
Big shout out.
I enjoy watching them because it reminds
me of older episodes that I laughed.
Yeah, I forget about the shit that happens.
You guys see a lot of
drunk moments.
Yeah, there was a bunch of
grunk moments where you like either
it's like,
hate this podcast or he takes off his glasses and we're like,
who is that? And there's also, um,
fucking like,
um, fucking, like, yummy saying like,
was like,
there's a wasp.
Mew-y-o!
And it gets like Larry laughing like a fucking old guy every single time.
The segue,
the segue out.
The segue was also good.
But yeah,
TikTok clips.
Keep killing it.
Also,
um,
the filter.
The filter,
the,
uh,
which we can remember you.
You guys got a,
you guys got a new one.
You got a lot of moms.
Listen on us.
podcast.
Huh?
Somebody doing it.
Yeah, one of the,
one of the moms
that are doing it.
Yeah,
if you don't know
what we're talking about
and you've made this far,
go to TikTok if you're curious about it.
We'd love to see what your parents think.
If you guys do watch it,
especially your moms,
we want to see.
Shout out to all your mothers
who would be asking to
pick me,
what am I saying?
I don't know.
Shout to all the moms.
They want to be Larry.
The Larry supporters in the crowd.
I appreciate moms.
I love you.
If you can't find it, by the way,
it's called the group chat filter.
If you can't find it,
just this is not a plug.
It's just if you can't find it, go to my TikTok
and then just click on the TikTok itself
like the filter thing.
I'm just saying, you don't have to follow me.
I'm just saying, just click it.
Yeah, to find the filter, it's easy.
Code group 10% off using gaming subs.
Thank you to gamers subs.
They got us out.
Absolutely.
Listen, listen, listen.
Yeah, huge thank you to you guys
for supporting us buying some gamer subs, you know.
You're the reason we made it out there.
We got, we're working with them every day
to get some crazy stuff out to you guys.
We're super excited to show you.
And there's also big, I think we could say, we could tell them.
Should we say?
Yeah.
No, we should wait for a big bang or group tweet, I think.
We should.
We should, we should.
Wait, we should.
Okay.
Let's talk about the podcast.
If you made it this far, you get to know.
If you didn't, it sucks to be you, you'll find out.
What's going to spread anyways?
We as a group, except for grunk because he has exams, unfortunately.
And education does come first.
You know, we will be going back one day with him.
but everyone here in the group chat house right now
are going to be visiting Japan
in about four days.
Literally today, as you're watching this,
we're on a trip to Tokyo.
We are on a point over to Tokyo, Japan.
Two weeks, dude.
That doesn't sound real still.
That's crazy.
Absolutely crazy.
So, like, you know,
nothing should be held up in terms of, like,
the content creation on our end,
but we're going to try our best to keep it rolling.
I know Tanner and Larry might have to try and stream.
I'm going to be grinding out.
But I also am going to be recording for my story.
This entire week is a very, very busy week for us.
We're all going to be grinding out some videos to post while we're gone.
We're planning that.
A lot of content for you guys on all the channels.
I'm talking Willie vlogs.
I'm talking.
Group channel is going to make a comeback.
Group channel making a huge comeback.
We got the Iza Gwai channel.
We got the Yommy Main.
We got the Big T channel, the Larry Croft, everything.
You're talking streams, tweets, videos, videos.
That's a lot of content.
Tweets are going to.
We might take over the internet for two weeks or something.
It might be really.
It's gonna be fucked up.
We'll see.
Okay, now that we said all this, let's do nothing.
Okay, wait.
For a few, we just ditch.
Let's just stay at home.
For a few of the ideas,
can we FaceTime drunk and just put Grunk in a chair?
I feel like that I wish, I want to first time
on my iPad and put him, sit him down.
He's gonna be there.
I want Greg to be one of those like robots.
I like serve you food.
I'm gonna put my iPad in one of the Japanese robots.
On the, that'll be fucking sweet.
But yeah, that's gonna be a lot.
gonna be a lot, it's gonna be a big fucking thing.
And we've been stressing about this for a good fucking minute.
Like, yeah, part of the-of-nexed-since
literally last year, because there was a lot of planning to do with,
I mean, there's a lot of playing on a lot of ends and shit.
But it's just been a lot of-
But the reason that's happening is because the gamer subs
and because of you guys, again.
So the most insane, massive thank you of all time.
Like, we literally can't think you guys.
This is an unbelievable blessing.
We can't really repay you in any other way
than to make content.
so that's what we're going to do while we're there.
Like it's all basically being reinvested into, you know,
what we do for you guys.
So, thank you guys so much for using code group.
Yeah, it's about to go beast mode.
Mm-hmm.
You guys are fucking beasting with the code, man.
I appreciate it.
Big, big trip coming up.
I got, we got huge videos ready for you guys.
Yeah.
We got a bunch.
Even in May.
Even in after we get back, we have like a...
Oh, yeah, we have another secret trip.
There's another secret trip that we haven't talked about.
What's in May?
What's in May?
What?
I'll talk about after?
Hey, hey.
I don't know.
I'm mad.
Stop getting mad.
You don't remember?
You guys...
We'll talk about it after.
We know.
We know.
I think I know now.
You'll know.
But anyway, big thinking to you guys, use code group for 10% off your gamer subs purchases.
Code group, use the filter if you want to.
Get your mom on it.
Yeah, just a good heads up.
There will not be an episode next week as we will be gone.
Possibly.
We'll try and do it in real life one.
We'll try.
We'll just try.
We love you guys.
We'll see you.
later. Bye, bye. Brofist.
