The Group Chat - #54 - WE WENT TO JAPAN!!

Episode Date: May 8, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast, episode Japan special. We are in Japan right now. This is an episode Japan special. We have a couple of guest stars, Mr. Cage's yummiest horse and Cameron McGee Delacrues. This is his whole name, by the way. That's my own name. I got completely ducks right there. Don't tell him his own name.

This is an address he lives on 420 Wallaby Way. This is a bit of a silly day. today huh it's kind of exciting I've been looking forward to this for a long time as you can see we're in a whole new setup this is it guys this is a permanent set up we just bought the whole building $12 in Tokyo this also confirms that we're gonna be moving in Japan we are moving to Japan tomorrow we just bought out Chuie's coming Grook and Chuie we live in Japan with us too and we live in this building actually

yeah so yeah we're gonna put a bunk bed up on the wall back there for drunk you can't see it but we already got the blue yeah so so Isaac how are you enjoying your time here so far we've been here for about seven hours and it's been probably the coolest seven hours in my life we just landed yeah we just landed the first thing we did was come here and record a podcast well we stopped that 7-11 yeah we got our cash that was a six-hour stop family family and we got some family chicken me chicky which is holy family chicken I always say this now, the seven hours I've been here, three of which was Ubering.

So, $400 Uber. The first day, the first day we got here, I remember Tanner was immediately upset about that Uber ride. Hey. You're already bringing it up. You brought up for three days straight. I was like, guys, I got Wi-Fi. Look, I was the first one to get Wi-Fi. It was like, all right, get an Uber. And it was like $400. You paid like $800 for an Uber. It was the second they got Wi-Fi. got Wi-Fi. I got screwed because I opened Uber and was trying to get one. And then they had their like little Wi-Fi app or whatever.

Welcome back to the group chip. I'm back. Tanner, we have farted. Tanner's in an Uber. I was driving loud. I farted in the echoed throughout the entire building. Yeah, there was feedback. It caused interference.

This is the next day. But now, our first day, our first day here, I tried to download. They had like their little pocket Wi-Fi thing, like an app on their phone. And it's 30 megabytes to download in AT&T immediately text me. It was like, you have been charged $180 for downloading on data roaming. Like the second I got in Japan. I was like, fine, man. You've been getting the weirdest charges, I think, this whole trip.

You've been getting a random $100. You've been getting the $0.25 per call per minute. Oh, my God. What are we doing? What? Why are we here? How do we get here? Oh, you're right.

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Cooper, chupa? I love stomping on coupa. So I want to talk about my traumatizing first introduction to come to Japan. Oh, my God. It was a very, let them know. So, okay, we came, we came to, you know, we arrived, we're at the airport. It's a good time because I see Mario on the wall, I see Toad. Welcome to Japan.

You're getting like your temperature from the thermal sensors, like as you're walking through. It kind of looks a little militarized. Yeah, it's like... A little bit. So we're enjoying it and stuff. You know, we get to this line and we're just going through security. And then I see the lady who's checking my little passport. Look at the monitor and look at my passport about like 17 times back and forth really quick.

And I look around. I see Tanner go. I see I see Yami go. We already walk down the escalator to get our luggage. We left. And then I see this other lady come by and she's like, come with me. I'm like, dude, I felt like I was in school. school. Like you know how they call you from the front office?

Yeah, yeah. Did your stomachs drop to the bottom? No, I was just like, I was trying to, I remember I just kept telling myself like, cool, like at confidence. I was like, all right, let's go. All right, man. And so, you know, I go and I sit down next to this other guy who looks like me as well, you know, just porn, Mexican guy. I'm like, sweet. Dope. Dats each other off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We start sticking a little bit. No, okay, my God. No, okay, my God. No, okay, wow, and then, um, and then a few minutes later, a guy comes by hands me my stuff and then I'm out and this this was like a process of it's like

what 10 minutes or something we were holding you you know what was it hurt my luggage I was like yeah Larry got detained that's real that's real you know I don't look that much different than my passport because I got my passport just recently like just literally weeks a month ago was like a photo a month ago and I had my long hair everything obviously my hair's different now I don't know Hey, you look good at this world. Yeah, you're not getting back to America. I'm not, no, no, no.

They're going to be way worse. Not another one. You tried to, and we're not going to get you this hour. Hey, this guy tried to come from Japan on the way. It's going to be interesting when we're going to go back. But, yeah, I got detained for, I don't know what, really. It was, I mean, it wasn't that bad. I just had to sit down.

I was playing a Dune on my phone. That game, that game, that game has been coming. Shout out, dude. We went up. Let me just side note here for Dune, because. You guys are so stupid. We went up to Tokyo Skytree, the most beautiful view of all time

in all of Tokyo. You can see everything. As far as you can see, the ocean, the beautiful city. And he just pulls up, dude, and he's playing... I see, I looked at... Isaac's walking a family guy.

It was like a high score. Perfect weather, a beautiful scene. I was like... Playing dude. Yeah. I was on this bench under a blossom tree. It was like a beautiful river

and I was playing dune. I got 400. You're like, you're mad that you, The windows on the sky tree aren't displaying subway surfers at the bottom of the screen. I was actually mad. I was really mad. But listen, Dune, I don't know if the developers are watching this, but me and Tanna could use our own custom ball. That'd be quite cool.

Listen, we've been the largest. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You just say the developers, I don't know if you're watching. You're talking about the biggest mobile game company in like day. Hey, you know. I just play clash.

Listen, yo, developer slash. Let me know if I can get my own skin. Please. Super So if you're listening to this somehow. No, Dune, developers, y'all killing it out here. Y'all. It's in food. It's a voodoo?

They haven't done to that game in like 10 years. But they're killing it. Is there cosmetics that you can buy? Yeah. Yeah. You get a lot of custom maps and balls. And Apple gets 30%. Yeah.

Tying that back around. Sorry. I don't know how much. How much detail do we want to go into? Because I know that we're going to keep it to be a lot. If we were to talk about everything that has happened on this trip, so far, we would be here until 3 hours. We're the only ones in this building

right now. All the workers left. They just told us, just have an hour to yourself. We're going to call the police. We only get one hour. Exactly. One hour. They don't know we're here, actually. I found a place, and we're just

having fun. It looked cool. It's on the ground in Tokyo. There's going to be a shake in about 10 minutes in some way. Subway above us. There's a high-pitched noise going by. We can go into some brief, let's give like a brief overview, but I'm going to be honest, this entire trip between me kind of coming here and being just a little congested and then also

just learning everything. Yomi pointed out that like when you're in like a new environment, you're learning things, everything feels so long. It takes like such a, right? And so we, everything feels just like a mushed wall. I do want to say one thing and Yomi and I both agreed. We landed in, in Tokyo. and he and I both said the first three days, first two days even, felt like a week.

Felt like a month. But the last week has felt like two days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's because your brain has already, like, processed everything how it needs to, and it's like filtering out everything, like it's old information. We have gotten so used to, we have, I mean, every single day, back to back to back, we're like, we have an itinerary. These two boys took us up with the most crazy.

Huge shout out to Cajon Cameron. Cajon. You know, you know, YouTubers, we're like, seriously. seriously super crazy busy. We fly by the sheet of our paint. I'll be real. I don't think any of us looked at that itinerary. No. You know, I tried to look at that itinerary. Then I just started playing a video game. I was like, I actually looked at it yesterday. When were you playing video games?

Listen, this is what happened? I asked later, I was like, what do we do? He said, bro, read the itinerary. So I opened the itinerary. See, things crossed out. I scrolled down past Tuesday to Wednesday. Got confused and closed it. Yeah. Every time Casey's just like, check the itinerary, we're all, like, like, Buh. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I like, Gainj and Kemp, they made it artsy. They put like little emojis and shit, and even that scrolling. I was like, ah.

I should have put gifts on it. I should have put my little stupid shit. He made it like, red circles and arrows. Yeah, I highlighted things. I was like, I was like, pointing thumbnails and good titles for every single trip. Yeah. Every single day.

I can't believe. I can't believe that we almost did Mario Car. And we're like, oh, there's like a crazy emoji. like, ooh, woo, woo, woo, woo, you gotta break it down into YouTube for us. I tried opening up the itinerary,

but my Discord takes so long. Like, it took two seconds. I was like, yeah, can we all just take 10 seconds? Can we all point and laugh at this guy for having his actual DMs for every single person in America on still? Dude, no one of somebody wants to talk to you. Messaging, message and have.

You can have DM requests. Close those DMs, man. You're a weird. You know what I can't do it, man. Everybody that's watching this DM Tanner on Discord. Do it. Do it. If you cry.

DM yummy on Twitter for 20 bucks for me. No, I have it closed. Everybody just send your cash at the 10-grain. I don't know, but I do want to talk about this. Oh, this is funny. This was funny. Cage is a really good story about it. Yeah, because Cage and I spent an hour getting...

Yeah, back and forth. Yesterday as well, Cage had to use the bathroom when he experienced it. Oh, bro, I had to go so bad and I go to the guy and I'm like, is that a bathroom for me right here? And he was like, no! No! And I was like, ah! I died right in the middle of the family mart.

they had to go somewhere else. Yeah, basically, the run down, if you run anywhere, since they don't speak English, they'd be hitting you with these all the time for anything known. They see American,

they see you trying to walk in. It is kind of a universal no. I mean, you're not going to see it. Yeah, yeah, that's true. You're not going to be like, oh, I can go in. Oh, okay, sweet. I can still go in. Oh, it's open?

Nice. So, yeah, we tried to, I mean, there are several times when, like, you know, I've been, we've all been in New York City, except for you. Really? Really?

I have a man. I have a lot. You've been to New York, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so New York, there's trash can, trash can, trash can, trash can, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, everywhere. And the city sucks because of it, but here, there's, there's not a lot of public bathrooms, if any, and the trash cans are. Non-existence. I'm not even a lot of time, but there was no food pregnant in my life. So what? So pregnant?

Yeah. Yeah, I actually, Larry and I, I'm not even kidding you, we have to get these, we had to get these cards to ride on. a train to go to the bathroom yeah so we had to use our cars to get into the train station to go through J.R pass the JOR pass oh you use your JAR pass just to go to the train

just to use the bathroom we were in the city we were chilling out we were in the city it was like so late it was so so so late and me and Isaac got to use the bathroom we had to pee really bad okay well I had to no I had to be on as well

okay yeah it was bad it hurt taking the step felt like I had a big like a water gut like a lean guy If I heard like a single droplet of water just everywhere.

You good? Nope. You don't need to look at it. You're probably just as long as you're looking over. So yeah, we were walking around and we were trying to look for a spot

and we saw one. We saw this guy outside at a restaurant, right? Yeah. And then we're going to go to that but he was just he was going to give us one of these you know, a big one too.

He was going to push me back. A big, a big ugly one. So we were looking around and all, all the stores were closed because it closes at like 11 I think or around that time and there was like nothing there was absolutely nothing I think we're running around the city for about like 10 15 minutes which felt like forever for you have to pee yeah especially every walk every walk was like yeah I noticed like with and your head starts with like the

availability of bathrooms everywhere in the US I noticed that my bladder goes way longer because I know that no matter when I have to go I can find a bathroom but here I'm always worried that I'm not going to find a bathroom. So I'm going to pee every time, all the time, as much as I can. And then we have to rely on, like, the Northern Star, which is Starbucks or something like that. Yeah, no, my Northern Star is a train station. The train stations, yeah, man. Yeah.

It's coming clutch. Yeah. When we were, we were lost, we were trying to, like, find out, I think it was just Cam and me. We were just trying to find you guys. And we didn't know where we were. So our North Star was Levi's. Oh, yeah. So we saw Levi jeans and we were like, go back to the American dream.

The jeans. KFC. Yeah, you guys went to KFC. Everything. Dude, the KFC's crazy here. No, hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Because there's a very honorable mention that this guy hates. That I want to talk about it. We're going right to. We're going right to Lowe. That's a low blow.

Opening. Opening. It's like happening. Wait, before we talk about Albaq. I want to go back to the trash thing. Because it's like so ironic that there's trash cans everywhere in America,

but it's so much trashier. And it's so much dirtier. So much dirtier. So much dirtier. But there's like zero trash can here. It's the cleanest city I've ever seen. No trash. No, nothing.

It's so clean. Okay, guys, if you want to see us move to Japan, leave come down below. What the hell? Where did that come from? Let's talk about Outback. Can we talk about it? Yeah, you go.

No, wait. I want everybody to know. I can't wait for everybody in the comments. Like, yeah, Tanner's right on this one. You guys have a limited time in Japan, and you went to Outback Steakhouse next to the hotel. I can't wait for all people. I can't wait for all of you.

I can't wait for all of America and never been in Japan outback. I can't wait until release a footage of Tanner walking out of it's like that. Was it all recorded? I was absolutely... The waiter came toward the wall and he was like, I've had enough of this. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

I know we've talked about... We've talked about Tanner being like hangary in Florida. Oh, Tanner gets up. I get mad. I get depressed or mad. No, it's a different. I've never seen... It's so miserable.

Totally different. I don't know why. That Tanner that came out, he wanted violence that day. Like, when I'm with my family, they make sure I have food near me because I get different. You look at it's like... I'm like, I'm like, gone when he reaches like, man.

You're like mom's psycho? 100%? 100% angry. He broke the percentage scale. He's past 100% angry. But like, like, they started ordering like blue and onions, man. Dude. Don't hate.

I know. It was so good. Okay. We got a roast beef flatter. In America, I hate Outback Steakhouse, like others. So when we went to this one, I was like, it's just another Outback. Did they have brown bread? I don't know.

Yeah, it was. Yeah. They did. Dude, it was good. It was like my steak was watering, like cardboard. It was in American. You had steak there? No.

Outback Steakhouse? American Outback Steakhouse. No, hold on. Why does he have? I was going to say, bro left out. No, no, no, no. The last time it was the worst experience in my life. When I tell you that this was the best Outback Steak House, food that I've ever...

We're going back, so. We're going to go back as our final, like, dinner. Neil, the last supper in Japan is going to be Alback. I wanted, like, sushi, but yummy hate sushi. You hate sushi? He hates sushi. He hates seaweed. I can't do that.

That's fine. Just like some raw. I don't know what's wrong with the seaweed. Like I can eat like three or four pieces of sushi that have seaweed in it and by the fifth I like my body rejects it dude I can't take it. It's weird. It's just scary. I mean I'm not a huge fan of the. You shut up camera.

You shut up right now. You shut up. Dude, I've tried. What is he saying? What's he saying? Oh, he's recording us. Oh, that's weird. Oh, it wasn't a real.

the whole time for the listeners at home we're talking to a camera no but um like sushi in america is so much easier to eat for me because the seaweed doesn't taste like like as strong to me you mean it's like americanized as westernized yeah sure yeah it's like he doesn't taste like bro he eats red white and blue yeah too much umand for you i've eaten uh kFC mcdonalds outback Red lobster. He came to Japan just to eat American food. I was going back to square one. I was curious to see what it was like.

And by the way, it's a lot different. I'll admit. I'll admit, KFC was probably the best KFC in there. No, boy, they'd have to make some chicken here, bro. Hands down. That was crazy. Hands down, that was one of the most anticipated meals I've ever had. I was telling yummy, I was like, bro,

I just understand that KFC is like the pinnacle. It's like the peak. Cage said they have it on Christmas. Yeah, that's how good it is. Yeah, that's the tradition. It's great. Christmas is like so common. We've had some fire ramen.

We've had fire sushi. We've had fire wagyu. Like we've hit all of our... I guess we did hit all of them. Our sweep speed added all the foods we need in. One of my favorite things, when you mention Wagyu, it's always like, no. Yes. That's the one.

We've talked to so many people that live here. And every single time you mention Wagyu, they go nice. And there's two thumbs up. It's not this. It's not this. You get the opposite. You get a hug. You get a hug.

It brings you in. You get a hug. You get hugs. Yeah. This. This. And they're like, give you a big old hug

and you're smooching a kid. Exactly. Yeah. They start crying. That's why everybody's so kind here. They just keep eating Wagyu. It makes everybody love each other. It's so good.

So the bite at the hot pot of the egg yolk and the wagyu and the rice and that sauce on the what it was. That was the best pot of food I've ever had in my entire life. That was in a lot of soccer. That was in a soft pot. No, it was the bottom of monkey mountain. Yeah.

Monkey Mountain. The most perfect place of all the time. It was the monkey park. It was monkey mountain. It was monkey park. It was a mountain. You call it monkey mountain, though. I do call it monkey mountain, though.

But we did have to climb a mountain, though. It was a hike. It was a fun little hike, though. It was a little humid that day. It was very good. Yeah, because it was raining a little bit. It chilled out, though. It chilled out the top.

Also, it's been dry. So that day when it was raining, it was like made my nose feel better. Yeah. It was way too dry before. Yeah, let's just set the record straight that I came. here a little congested. I don't know what happened. And it was all because of yummy. It was yummy's fault. It was yummy.

It was, yes. Yummy didn't feel good after. Isaac felt it in Tampa. Whoa. But he kicked it in two days somehow. And for us, it lasts like 10. I felt I had like a running nose in Tampa and I was it done. Okay, then he gave it to him and then I got it and I had the worst of the worst. I was like drowning. This was bad.

He was dying. And then it gave it back to you. Every time. No, every time. something I had like allergy I would say I was out of Cajic and Kim got it yeah we got it we got it we got the Japanese

medicine and their their decongestant is crazy I kicked you in two days oh really yeah what you get the Japanese medicine it's all over mucinex whatever you hand him the muconix it was

okay I got the Japanese that's my people that's my people in those commercial yeah a little that's not a lot I had little goblins in their little buggers. Don't they wear like white beers and have timber ones on? Yeah, yeah, and everything...

12 hours. 12 hours. My canolies. My canolies! You can't get me out of here! I want to know why they made a Italian. I got a bone to pick, huh? I don't know.

What? We never really went over the fact that we are all not wearing anything we brought here. Oh yeah, this is all new. Can I say something? Dude. Japan changes. Japan action cases. Yeah, look at yummy.

He's like a middle schooler. Look at my boy. Do you have a little like he'll thrash her magazine right now. You do? You got pants? I got pants that say, um, fleek.

Stand up. Stand up to show. Jump. Go walk to it for them. Jump. Go walk to it and jump. All right. Describe it for you.

You're going to break something. Sit down. You're going to have to see that. Swish. It says swag. His bill says. Which I don't know what that means. Maybe that's a year I was born or some.

You're young. Wait, are you 0.04? Yeah, no, three. Dang. Oh, okay. Thank you. Oh, Jesus Christ. Right.

Melt. Hipe? Dude. Is there a swag down. I don't want to see that in my. I'm like, I've been digging on this guy for it. He's like, no, it's really funny, actually. But, dude, okay.

It is funny because I'm going to go back to you guys. Everybody's laughing. Everybody's laughing. At you. We're laughing at you. Listen, you know what this reminds me of? You're 20, 20, As soon as I saw on fleek, I was like, oh, I'm having a good time and that's all that matters.

Isaac, look what he's wearing a damn vest for no reason. Look at this guy, look at this guy, Ben. Where you go in a soft? Oh, okay. Look at it. What are you guys thinking? Good? Hey, yeah, they like junk rat right.

He's got junk right. He's got a watch. He was like an Overwatch hero. I have to be a real. It looks like a TikToky. It looks like a trash out of it. No, no. No.

You make your A&Bs on the side. I'm fucking, just how sober would dress. But no, no, no. So I, Larry and I have been spending like a good chunk of our time in Shibuya. Yeah. Like, getting...

Yeah. At the red light center. Oh. That's the center. The center. I thought of two different places that I said center. I don't know why it's the center. The Pokemon center, bro.

Like, what else could you been thinking of? I was thinking of the Pokemon Center. That's actually crazy. We've been sleeping together. That was on swag. That was on swag. That was like. That was super alien.

I think I was laughing because they got quiet. Sorry, sorry. We were, Lair and I, I mean, I'm digging. I'm digging Shabuya. Yeah. Hold on. What do you like more? Osaka?

Shabuya. Because Osaka had some really fun places. Listen, I'm an Osaka Kyoto head. It was beautiful. Yeah, I agree. I agree. It was perfect. Osaka.

I just put oh I like we has 40,000 dollar rap Simmons jackets those were crazy by the way 40,000 not 40,000 in the end $40,000 I'm talking to what was a yeah it was like one point six they had one of the most popular pieces this bomber jacket it was like a camel bomber jacket it was insane oh Justin Bieber signed the wall just a baby the dude rap simmson wrapped himself wrap simons himself from signed the wall this is the car Jacob store or whatever it's called mark no I don't think you God, damn, you are on fire, man. It was called awesome, I'm pretty much.

See, what did you guys? What did you guys? Then I, and then he called me, what did you say? You said, 2020. Who said that? Holy. Me. Next podcast.

Oh, you're not allowed on. Go ahead and get your last gamer subsplug, because you're out. Okay, well, hold on. I got, I basically, I walked, I walked into a store. And I was like, oh, I like your pants because I had scoot, the scoot pants on. What's the scoot pants? A little patchwork on it. Oh, that one.

Crazy. But she went. She was like she was just like oh wait hold on I started measuring me and shit So I'm good It worked that little good How much did you spend there At the store? Yeah, I don't worry

I would not like to disclose I think it maybe like 60,000 Because okay so that's not a Which is a bad you were spending That's about $400. But you knew what you were spending Yeah, 100% Yeah, some competition

Oh you know who did You got some confidence on that front. What? I, yeah. And he did more today. Okay, what did it's like,

hey, look at how much money to expect. Okay, listen, listen, this is, this is, I'm not gonna, okay, I will say it. I'm not slapping you. Larry and I, we walked into a store

and I wanted to buy something. And Larry and I, we both looked at this one hoodie, this one zip up, and we were like, that's crazy. That's art. Because I was trying to match

these pants, which by the way, are in like every store that you can imagine in Japan, And, you know, you go and look... Those pants go hard. I don't care what anybody says.

Exactly. They go hard. They'll go hard. They'll go hard in America. Yeah, they come back. It's a revolutionary. Yeah. So I walk in with these pants.

They're looking at me probably like, oh my God, I've seen those like 40 times. And so anyway, I go and find this one hoodie. And Larry and I were, like, agreeing that it's hard. I didn't even look at the price because I'm not going to lie. This one store makes it look like it's a damn barcode. Like, you can't even see the numbers that one. Yeah, when you go to the designer stores, they have, like, several, like, they're like four tags. One of them's logo, one of them is like random barcode,

their own store name, everything else. Exactly. So I ended up buying another one that said, I'm not doing shit today, and it's a checkmark mission accomplished. And I thought that was funny. I remember seeing that. Nick was like, that's funny.

I'm like, I'm not even going to spoil it, but in my head, I was like, no way. I'm not going to say. I laughed. I was like, dude, that's so funny. Does it look good on me? And he's like, yeah. And then Larry's like,

I can't believe, like, he's like, man, I want to get my money up more because I want to just be able to casually drop money like this. In my head, I'm like, okay, maybe it's like $400,500. Like, you know, I can, I can do that. That's fine. I get it to the cash register and the guy cuts off every single tag and then scans them. And my total was $2,000. That's about, that's like, hold on. Nope, let me find out.

He's punching the numbers. He can't do it. He doesn't be off. I got the number in my head. $1,800? No, 16. It was more? It was like $2,200.

2200 $2,200 on a fucking sweater that says I'm not doing shit that's really Yeah, that's really I did do shit that day you did you wasted money no check mark I gave them my pass No he gave them that one of so it was originally over three it was over originally over 300,000 Yen before I gave him my passport which bumped it down to like two hundred eight Yeah like a thousand fourteen dollar discount and when I tell you I looked at that number I double checked and I was like hmm I had to get my card that's what I said to him Because I wasn't carrying that much yet and I thought I was gonna give like 100,000.

And yeah, so I walked outside. It was like a fucking Walmart brand like shit post. You didn't know what Ventmont was. I didn't know what Ventmont was. Yeah. I was sorry. I walked outside and I said to Larry, I was like, now I know why you said, I wish I could just catch and drop that.

Larry, you were in that store and you knew exactly what the hell he was saying. He didn't say anything. Yes, because I thought he knew. He thought he was Larry going to go out of his way to tell his man. Yes. Okay. Okay, well, what if Nick pulled out the $40,000? I've even, dude, I've given Nick the whole history lesson.

This is funny. Larry, does it look at me this $40,000 jacket? I wish I could drop money like that. Larry said something. Larry complimented me. Even though I was ignorant, which I was, Larry still said something about the way I was shopping. Yeah, the way Nick shops is, it's basically just all look.

And it's not brand. Because where we went was an archive. It was an archive story. And those people who shop at those places Are all about the tag and are all about the name Because you got Raff in there You got actually no you don't You have Rick Owens in there

You have like anybody listens to Cardi Anybody listens to Cardi Anyone's into opium They're all shopping in there They're all looking in there So all he cares about the name But Nick was like This is a funny sweatshirt

I'm not doing shit today It's accomplished And Larry turns it around There's like a It's like, what is that? It's like a recycling thing. It's like reincarnation. And I was like, hmm, that looks really silly in my head.

I'm like, I mean, I guess. And I was like, if I knew that price, I would have never spent it on that. Because I didn't like it that much. Well, now you're stuck with it because you cut that tag off. I'm guilty of buyers of shit that I wasn't a big fan of here as well. But all of that was in Osaka when that dude brought me in that store and fit in it. Oh, man. Tripped you out.

That was a coolest experience. Tell him about this, man. It made for a good and funny video. So it was, uh, I don't even know what morning, but it was me, Tanger and Cage, and we went to a place called Meepig Cafe, and you get to hold these little baby little pigs. We're a couple of pig daddies for, like, an hour.

They just love being a little... I don't know. They put, like, fentanyl in the blanket or something. They put, like, fiends in the pig trough. They're, like, fiends. Yeah, they're going to wave into a bludgeon and they're like, right. Yeah, they're freaking out.

But anyways, we step out, and we're like, okay, that was fun. Let's go back to the hotel. We take, like, five steps to the right, and we see, like, this crazy-ass. We're like okay we'll go in we'll see what's going on we buy like a thing or two and then we there's a store and right next door Which that's the thing about Japan like if you come you're just gonna be shopping and you're gonna walk into so many places that you didn't even know There's so many I catchers. There's a lot next to yeah

Yeah, yeah like a Michelin star restaurant There's like this thin or like or like third floor shop that you didn't even know exists or like underground shop and you have to pay attention to signs because You really should. Yeah, a lot of hidden gyms So we walk in the store the guy sees her camera and immediately he's like like where are you from we're like America and he just get super excited as soon as he hears that we're from America. Yeah, because we're suckers. Yeah. Probably.

He said, pay days, he said, he sucks. He switched to the stores. Yeah, you're close. Clothes to fly off.

No, literally, that's pretty much what happened. He pulls us straight to the back. He grabs like 14 things, and he, like, holds him out to me, and he's like,

try, try, try. And I'm like, okay, I go in the fitting room, and Cage is, like, egged him on. Cage made it so much worse. He's D1.

He does do that. He does do that. Hands of. It literally went and got on exactly what he needed. We went shopping today. I told them I was like, I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to buy anything. I hold something up.

He's like, try it on. Try it on. I'm like, no. He's like, try it on. Look, look, he's wearing it right now. This is what happened to be trying on. He wasn't going to buy anything. He gets a 10% commission.

He gets a 10% commission. It gets a good. I get the back-head deal, you know what I'm saying? This dude had me fitted from like literally to my socks to my hat like he had me just everything changed over and over and over and I ended up walking out with like a t-shirt a hoodie and something else but like he put me in like five different outfits probably and then and then this I was sweating I was sweating this sucker calls his other sucker friend over to the store and by and that's me I call everybody over I call everybody over

and then I get dripped out in the same outfits that he did like twice as much as I did I did I think he he got like seven you lot but he dripped you out he did drip you out is when he takes one thing and you'll be like, can I get different pants? And then it'll bring you different pants. No, no, no, no. He was like a stylist. They'll get you an entire new outfit to go with those pants. Well, what was the brand called?

Because it was a Japanese designer brand. It was actually... It was like CTKS or something. It wasn't that expensive. Like, it was actually really... I bought a lot of things. Yeah, it was like a smiley face, I think. Yeah, it was...

I'm sure you could have gotten... Could call you. With the amount of money that you got, you're... I'm not doing shit today. I could have gotten like 20 things. I could have gotten like 20 things. Yeah.

Yeah. That's one of the biggest reasons. is fine. I'm like damn. Another thing I wanted to mention about Japan, Shibuya, especially, is, you know, I'm like, I'm like sitting here. I'm, like, getting a little hot. And I got, like, got goddamn junk right goggles.

You got the fucking chain. You got the welder. I got, like, a little ghibli and incinerio, whatever the fuck on. And this is normal here. It's like, like, especially in Shibuya, walking around. I swear to God, I watched Gojo walk into, like, a cafe.

He was like, dude, he had a biggest. He had the biggest coat. He had white hair. This dude was crazy. Gojo Senpai. He's from... Oh, that's not. That's what he's called.

He's just from an anime. Just think of it really dripped out Japanese guy. He's from Jiu-Zekison. He's like super daddy. He had white hair. He had black hair. He's super sexy daddy awesome. He had white hair.

He had a goddamn thing over his eye. He had a crazy jacket. Oh yeah. The casual clothing here is very high fashion in the U.S. Everybody around here is. Not in Gojo walking a cafe. Yeah. Yeah, true.

It's like you go back home, man. Family guys walking on the street. I swear to God, Peter Griffin walked in to the Walmart today. The way he was dressed was so good. You know, Yossin Quack's bull I've never seen.

He had the goggles. I swear to glad. Her baby was like stoole. I was just, Take it. American dad? I saw him at my dad's work.

He checked his invisible watch. He's waiting. He had a football head. Any day now. I was five minutes down the drain. They were walking down the door. They already closed the job. Oh, man.

But yeah, so I was the next sucker that walked in. I got dripped out, head to toe. That was some high quality ass stuff. That was good stuff. I like this. And he tried. He dripped Tanner out. No, he tried.

He gave me pants that were like 20 sizes too small. And I was like, no, I'm all right. I was like, nah, I'm all right. Dude, you guys were like buying, like designer fits, like, super expensive clothes. I see a monkey shirt for a thousand yen. I'm like, yeah. No, that was not a... What about that?

What about that? That was Tampa. All right. I bought one little treat for me. This is Palm Angels. This is a... Ships it? The CCTV?

Just zip it up and show everybody. Yeah, yeah. Do a little cat walk. Yeah. I don't know if my camera's still going on the CCTV. Probably not. So Tanner and I, we had gone to the same place, and I was helping Tanner out find some.

We came across some Palm Angels. Tanner broke a jacket. He broke the jacket off. He didn't broke it. Brother, sit down. He just lost 50K off the jacket. It's not broke, he's gonna resell it damage.

Slightly used. Have to value loss. I don't want it anymore. He can't zip up. You can't zip it. Come here, come here. Come here. I just got around, right.

Alright, whatever. He broke it. Tanner, I don't even know if the camera saw it. It's an $800, by the way. It says Palm Angels and it has flames and it's freaking It's kind of bad ass. It's cool. My main goal is one jacket.

Blow up, man. Oh, there it is. Oh, yeah, let's talk about the fact that Tanner, Tanner's like... Tanner's been, like, a little dog, like, following us around, and we're, like, all buying all this stuff. And Tanner's just like, man, I just want a jacket. Man, I just want a jacket.

He finds, like, goggles and a bulletproof vest. I'm like, I just spends, like, an hour in a store, and he's also, like, bitching because he can't find. a shoe and the tears just like, man, I just want a jacket. I'm holding his sprite and like, I'm holding his like, whatever, melon drink. Man, I just want a jacket. And you walk in and you buy it the, like, the cruises paw angle.

No, that's a really cool jacket. That is a sick jacket, though. Yeah, that's a sing jacket. So now tonight, I'm going to go in your room and I'm going to take a picture in it without you knowing. I already take a picture of yours. I know, I saw it. I offered a trade, too.

Oh, yeah. I was like, I was going to take a picture in here, but you want to take it off yet. For his, for his, for his. For my well done? No, not for your well-down. No, I'll take the vet mods. Dude, all the cause shit we saw to me was insane. There's so much.

It's just all around. They love Supreme here, too. There's so much. There's so much. We went to a thrift store, and I swear the entire second floor that everyone was shopping it was all dedicated to Supreme. Like, look at that. Supreme.

There is. North Face? I got a Supreme North Face suitcase. It was actually kind of badass. It was like, that's like, you talked about it the entire day. I was so happy. Dude, that is the best. He's done.

He made me so happy for the whole day. I was like, you want to try it? I was like lifting up the handle and lowering it. I was like, it's so stupid. Dude, I was like a little dog following him. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I'm like, wait, when you're talking about the suitcase? Yeah.

The one that you didn't want at first. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. And then it made me happy because I got it. Oh, yeah. I got to it.

I said, come on. He said try it out. He said try it out. As soon as he did this, he went, shh. He said, you know what? I have a bad idea. And then he was like, let me look it up real quick.

I can't find it. And then I was like, oh, it's on Stock X right here. Yeah. I got a crazy, it was like $650, which sounds like a lot. But brand new, it goes for like $1,500 or like $1,200. Yeah. It's a crazy cloud. It was.

We were eating pancakes and, uh, bro had his luggage like right next to him. He just, Nick, press the button. I'm like sitting here eating pancakes. Nick, press the button. I go on, he's like, he didn't feel nice. Doesn't feel nice? Yeah, yeah. Talk about three times. I can't believe I made this purchase.

I can't believe the best purchase ever. He came home. He comes back home. You're not even in his room. No, no, no, no. No, no. I was like, dude, this was the best purchase ever. He's talking about the difference. I was. He's like, look at it. This was hours, hours after we left. He was just like, roll it. Like, completely he didn't say a single word to me. He was just like, do a walk. It's so good. It's so smooth. I was like, you know what?

It actually is kind of smooth. It was smooth. I think two hours before he came here, he was looking at his lug, like the same luggage. He was like, it holds so much. Dude,

I think it holds more than my regular luggage. He's nonstop talking about it. Oh, yeah. But you know what? That's a happy, satisfied,

I don't, I can't imagine you trying to go home with all the stuff that you bought in that tiny little, oh yeah. I didn't bring a checked,

a checked luggage. She brought a check-on bag. I just brought a carry-on bag. Your whole purpose was to buy. But that's what his purpose was. That was the, that was. And that was the one.

That was the best. You think of no playing when you got to actually drip in the workplace. That's why I was happy because I wasn't sure. Let's make this clear. Like, we came here with the expectation that we were going to spend a little bit of money. You know what I mean? Like, Gamer subspstead help out a lot. So, like, we did want to at least have some, like, clothes from here as well.

Like, I'm not going to lie. Listen, it is funny. I'm the one who's laughing at these pants. You guys are laughing at me. But when I go back to United States, people are going to be like, dude, those suck. Those are the ugly pants. Seriously, the worst pants are the worst pants.

Seriously. Listen, keep yourself safe. And I'm going to be like, dude, listen, listen, they're from Japan. And then they're going to be like, what? No, no, no. Wait, I just, no, yeah, first of all, no. Second of all. They're just going to be like getting that shit out of the air.

They're not going to like that. I did notice one thing that a lot of Japanese clothing designers and just clothing in general like to do is they like, we have a lot of Japanese words on our clothing in America, even like merchandise. Yeah, your own, your own merch is. Guilty. What do you say on it? by the way. Uh-huh?

Oh, it was my name. Isaac. It was, um, uh, each, uh, that made it sound like,

like, Isaac's pretty, whatever. Anyways, there's like, certain English words that go and are worn in public here.

Like, I saw the craziest words. Remember we saw, remember it was like the first day or the second day? What was the word that you saw? It was like, it was like,

it was like so fucking good. Yeah, it was, it was so fucking good. It was like that. It was like, it was like, messed up.

It said, like, fucking freak on it. There was an old guy wearing some crazy shit on it. It was like some I got to find a photo. You're talking about when we were in front of the sunglasses? Yes. Yes. No, no, but that guy, he's, he's like

owns the brand. Yes. That was, he actually was like a designer. Yeah, he came in with like, he came in a nurse, your barren. He had his own driver. The own driver dropped him off in front of the, was it, where were we? The Rayband. Yeah, Raybans. Oh yeah. That was crazy. That was crazy.

Wait, who was that guy? I don't know. I looked it up before, but it's like a big, well-known designer brand here. That guy was a designer, yes. So, yeah, dude. But it did say, like, some shit like that, like, a fucking freak. And he's, like, a 65-year-old man. Yeah, we see this guy get chauffered in a Rolls-Royce.

He had a Louie bag. He had a Rolex on. His cane was definitely expensive. Yeah, he was a drink. I mean, from Henton. Henton. I just want to say, him and his girl were here. If he's watching this, he should get more security because I'm going to just rocked.

I said that. I said that. I was like, man, I could have snatched his bag and ran. We're going to kick this. Not here. Not here. Not in the fan. Dude, it's called satire, dude. I was looking at his bag. Not in his country.

Come on, dude. I wasn't really going to rock an old man. Unless he looked at me for me. No, not here. Yeah. Americans, guys. If he was American, man. It was insane seeing that, though, because we were just chilling and then his Rolls-Royce pulls up.

He comes out. With his cane, Louis bag, fucking gold watch, everything walks in the store by some rate bands chill why did he go buy his own rape why I would send somebody go buy me some raybans come back he said you don't just do that he wanted to go out

he wanted to stunt I wouldn't want to stunt everybody part of his entourage was rocked and his same gear because only oh yeah he said he said if he's rich he's just going to stay home and eat cheeseburgers no what the hell is wrong with you

I'll buy a mega yacht just to park you're like Parsonson okay if you're going to park it I'm gonna park in the middle of the Atlantic just eat cheeseburgers you know one big mega yacht just straight from out there just eating cheeseburgers all that You would want to stun if you were that rich.

Yeah, no, I'd have a came down, but I'd still be able to do backflip, though. No. I can't even do it now. I still do backflip, though. I was doing that backflip, though. I was doing that backflip, no. I will say this about Japan. I really enjoy the architecture.

It's very, very cool out here. It's very unique. It's different. Oh, my favorite thing are the utility trucks, because they're all like purple. Oh, yeah. The pink, they're like different, different little fun colors. Yeah, the garbage trucks, like, play the music. I like, yeah, yeah.

I like how they're kind of tiny, and then they have a giant crane off the back of the line. They're so crazy. I do like the advertising trucks. The ones with the LED screens on the side, there's like music playing. It's like, blah-l-l-l-de-l-l-l-h. That's a crazy advertiser. If New York was anything like that, I'd shoot myself. Dude, they'd have a million of those trucks and all the different songs playing over-stimulation out the wazoo.

Nah. I think I'm bad. I think I'm, like, really good. I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, but at, like, blocking out a bunch of background noise, because I didn't even realize there was music playing in any of those stores until like later today. I was like so zoned out, dude.

I don't hear anything. I swear to God, I go in public and I don't hear a single thing at all. Cage. There's something wrong with me. When we met that, or we didn't meet him, but we saw it,

so we saw firsthand a show being recorded. Oh, like the sky. Yeah, yeah. We realized it was a show at first because we came into a music store. Yeah, right. Right, right.

Yeah, we were just, we saw it, we were like, holy crap, there's a huge selection. It's massive. And I see, like, like, these two guys kind of whispering at next each time.

I was like, what the hell's going over there? I look over in the corner, there's a guy like this with a camera. Like real stealth like trying to like... It's a big old, big old blocking one too. He was like, you know... He had a rig. He had a rig. He had a whole set of. He had a whole set of.

And I don't know why we wanted to. I was like, bro, we should just start recording right now. By the way, it was the most beautiful Japanese man, I think I ever seen in my line. He was in... He was very handsome. Very handsome. Yeah, he was... And then so I wanted to compete, so I took out my camera.

And then we started recording our own little show. It was like... Yeah And getting closer and closer to him every time And the guy would be like What are the guy gin doing over there Like he came close and they're like Try to change the scene area to go to another section

They were trying so hard to like go around us And we're like in the middle of the store It's absolutely We're being kind of an ass Yeah I like walked over and all Because I was away for a second I'd come back and I just see like He's holding and says

Yo look over there They're filming a, they're filming a cage is like They're filming a movie right now Or I'm filming a TV show or something So I decided to make my own production I know my grandfather I knew I lost when the guy left and we were still recording in there and the music comes back on

yeah he shut down the show up the store and I was like no way no way he shut down the store just the first of the thing I didn't know it was that serious until I realized that there was actually music that they play I thought there was already music playing it was just like very low I'm like all right to chill little area and then when he left it was just blaring I was like, no Bob Marley came on as loud as possible. It's like, you can't record in here.

You imagine like security? All right, that's it. All right. Only him, though. Not Cates. Yeah, not C. Just Larry. Take your camera.

Sorry, is this guy been bothering you? My passport. Come with me. It's like a gingerbread man. Little snowflakes. So, yeah, we did travel for two days, two, three days. We were in Kyoto, you know,

And I will say this now, those Airbnbs that we stayed in, they were fun. They were fun. They were fun, but I will say that I'm so glad that we have home base in Tokyo. It was very traditional housing. Yeah. I felt like I was participating in a Mr. Beast video. The first one did kind of something.

$100 a night, $500 a night, $500 a night, $20 billion a night places to stay. It was, I mean, it was the only complaint I had, like, it was, it was traditional, obviously. I thought it was charming. I liked it. The first one was charming. The second one, we got catfish to stay in a restaurant. I hit my head. Okay, guys, that's what happened.

I hit my head. Dude, at least you guys didn't have to stay in the attic with the 90-degree vertical staircase. Oh, okay. You had to like, the stairs were going vertically. Like, dang, it's pretty vertical stairs. But then we get to your stairs and they were literally right above each other. It was so scary. I'm not even, I had to walk down two feet on each step at a time with my,

feet sideways like this yeah I had to go over I had to go down backwards because if I put my heel down would mb it's the same Airbnb that smelled like farts the day we walked in I couldn't smell it I think there's something wrong with my senses I don't know it was just it's like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's like sulfur down there I didn't really smell it maybe this goes on the third floor but we were there for the Airbnb's we went for the sicing and yeah it was worth it yeah listen when you're traveling I got to remember something where you're staying doesn't entirely matter it's just the

for resting. Mario Kart was in Osaka. We were recouping. Yeah, we were not there long. We were not there long. The Universal was out there too. Nick. What?

Mario Kart was in Osaka and not Tokyo, you fucking does. I know. They have. I didn't say that. Nobody said that. Mr. Mr. Bees was in Tokyo.

Yeah. I thought he was in Tokyo. No. No. There's multiple. And there's a better one in Tokyo than there is in Osaka. Thanks, guys.

We tried. They were not. You know what happened? Mr. Beast literally The entire whole thing. He bought everything. Thanks, Carl. Taken up.

Jacobs. Carle. Anyways. Universal. Universal was crazy. So that was one of the things that we did in Osaka. I forgot about that.

When we were there, those three days that we were there in Osaka and Kyoto were probably the three busiest days of the whole trip. I mean, it was non-stop. And I'm not going to lie. The second roller coaster we went on

did not feel safe and I thought we were going to die. There's back story. There's back story. But the first one was so much. It was like one of the best roller coasters I've ever been on. We were both congested and going but I think it was backwards right? We went backwards and backwards and upside down. I felt like all my mucus Like go up in my brain

I didn't feel that it was so difficult Dude my ears were popping. It was so bad. I was like screaming super nasally Dude, I generally thought because like when we're almost done we were like there's a huge loop. I was like okay, we're just gonna go straight I see like a like an eight inch like tube It was like a tube it was like it was I was like, oh, okay, we're going in. We all get black. Dude, I remember we were like going, like, touching a little bit.

We were going against this, like, wall. I was thinking to myself, I know if I, like, reach up right now, my fingers are going to be gone. If I just, like, go up a little bit, my whole head's, like, gone. You'll do this, you'll see a bone just like sitting down. Yeah, just like, all bone and those kids. It was, uh, it was a Jurassic Park, like, taradactyl ride, and they had you, like, lay down like this.

And you were just, it was insane. It was so crazy, right. They had such insane turkey legs. Imagine imagine you go to medieval times if you've been to medieval times you know this They'll give you a big old turkey leg You're talking about it's like a fair or something they're getting turkey leg the whole leg and you got down it's a fair it's a fair oh I thought you said if you from the medieval times you would know this shit Oh if you've been to me

I'm not in shining armor If you've been to medieval times you know they give you some slop on a plate yeah Yeah, shout out the caveman Seriously, it was crazy, come on, who had it with me? No, nobody spent a medieval times. No, not medieval times, the leg, the turkey leg. I had it.

Who was there? We couldn't find a place to throw it away. Yeah, we all have all the bones in, like the four bones? No, no, no, no. It was just one big old. Yeah, it was a big leg. You found a little pedestal. I left a long bone on a pillar, and I found it,

and I picked it up and threw it away. We were gonna throw a turkey leg at the people on the boat. Yeah, yeah, we were like, all right, I'm done. And there's no garbage is, so we're like, all, I'm done. And you're like, throw it into the water. were going down Splash Mountain or something. Jesus, cry.

I don't know what it was. It was. Okay, the other ride was horrifying, and they made us to do, like, a test to see if we could, like, spit in it because we're all so big and fat. What? No, it was just funny. Yeah, that was their safety measure was like, okay, sit in this, and if they could see the red line, they're like, okay, you're good.

But, dude, we're going, like, crazy backwards, like, big drops everything. I promise you all. All that you have is, like, a diaper. That's, like, your whole security measure on this roller coaster that I could kill you is a diaper. That's it. I'm surprised you're like going around

like this. I'm really glad I didn't get on. No, no, you have to understand. I couldn't get that thing down. The most fun I think I had

was how Yummy gets in and like multiple workers they like go in and they press, they press on him to check and he's like, ah! And then they walk away

and then one worker comes back and presses really hard on him and he's like, ah! It happened four times. It happened four times. They were checking only Yummy.

That was the jerry gagged on him. ride and actually like they screwed me up dude they put me in so tight I couldn't breathe and then the the second one they didn't check us at all they were just like all I had to press it again if I didn't press it I would have slipped out died by the way okay so when I ride roller coaster I like to like to like like scream and I like to like kind of like say shit in the middle between it and so I like I kept looking over it um to see what's like tenor's like and the whole time he's like trying to fix it he's like

yeah I'm like this is fucking crazy tenor look at this shit I'm like flipping off everybody I was gonna be like I'm just like holding like oh shit I don't know what I know we thought the ride was over like oh I was fine we're wrapped around the beam my legs were wrapped around the beam and I was holding it down I was like I'm flying with it but then we thought it was over like okay that was fun at least we're safe and then we just go I didn't know it was backwards the whole thing was back yeah I didn't know we uh

we were this is when we were at super nintendo we were like going on these rides and we were dressed as Mario. I was just as Mario. He was Luigi and these like kids came up to us and they were like, American Mario. They were like, yo. They pulled up their phone and they recorded me and they were like, Yahoo!

And so I'm like, Italian and I'm Mario, so I'm like, all right, I'll do it and I did it. And then they were like, yeah. They did it like perfectly. They freaked out. Actual bounty if you can find that TikTok. Dude, that was like that was like radio. That is an archive. If that's a video, yeah, it's got to be somewhere. Oh, bounty? Bounty. Bounty.

Like a bounty on that on that video No way was just to find TikTok Maybe He filmed it It's gotta go somewhere It's gotta go somewhere No we said it be on Reddit It'd be like

R slash Americans are cool I said R slash fat Doe O's They have They have certain Americans They have certain apps that they use It are like versions of I don't even know if they use TikTok

I know China does not But I'm trying to remember Or no they have them too They have a China specific of doing doing something something yeah that's the one I know I know I was just saying I don't know I don't think they they use Twitter probably there you go I mean it's a fat oh fat oh right Mario you know like Mario's in real life talk about the Super Nintendo world didn't think what this world that was the best time in my life it

looked like we were a video game yeah that was great at night at night it was it felt like I was in Mario Me too. Yeah. Dude, talk about stupid, that's you. Can we go on the ride? Talk about stupid, you're like, you're like those square, spiky cubes from Mario. You are. When did I say that?

Yesterday, or why? Oh, because we were talking about if you'd committed suicide and jumped off the building, you'd, boom, straight down. I said to you. Yeah, and that's what I said you are. I said, you're so fat, you're so fat, you're trying to go. He was so fat that if he jumped off, he just go, he'd fall at, like, mock three speed. That's what I said.

It's the guy. Gidley Museum. Brin the Gilly Museum. You said it at the Gilly! You're like, Me and ten were having the most magical time. We had like twinkles in our eyes watching a beautiful. Meanwhile, we're like,

we're like, we exit the actual place and we're like, wait, this is the exit, we see a park. And we end up, we asked the guy, we're like, oh no, can we come back in? And he lets us back in. I come to you, 20 minutes later, you're like, I'm givleyed out. I came there, eight two hot dogs left. And ice cream, big fatty? Yeah, you have ice cream.

There was one day. I called Nick Fatt for like five hours straight he was getting so mad oh my god you're like you're so easy you're free you're free today today you got a sandwich for 7-11 he was eating it the story was like and I was like nice sandwich fatty and I kept walking I didn't even look at it I just kept walking and then he went does that make you feel good yeah you said something to tan and you're like it's because your belt said 5400 pounds and he was like how did that I was like I was like I was like how I was like how I was like, how do they know you wait? It's so high, stand up, stand up, but I know you have it off.

How do they know? How do they know? The sandwich fatty. Okay, guys. Sorry, sorry, sorry. That's fine. But, um, yeah, you were kind of easy pickings, though. Are you easy?

Huh? Are you easy? No, I'm not easy. Fatty. Pretty easy. Stop, guys. Stock it off. it out. We're on a podcast right now.

Grow up. Anyway, so overall, this trip has been awesome. We still have a lot more to do within these next two days. There's going to be probably another podcast detailing everything that happens. There will have a big wrap-up one because we need a whole-in to like the detail. Yeah, we're pretty scattered, but I mean, this is a good way to do it too. I think it's funny. We got recognized twice.

Several times. Several. Multiple different people did. Yeah. We were recognized in Super Mario by an Australian couple. And that was awesome. And then I got really nice. I got recognized in a train station by another Australian couple and then Isaac.

I always recognized outside of a bathroom by a Polish guy. Yeah. It was when we left a Skytree after you guys left. Yeah, there's a Polish guy. A Polish kid. Didn't someone get recognized at the airport? Any of you? No.

No? No. One do you realize the shoes I was wearing, that was about it? Oh, you know who I'm getting this confused? We've been doing so much traveling. We just, I was getting confused with growing up. I was getting confused with grunk. Grunk got recognized in the airport.

Remember that? At Tampa? Yeah. In Tampa. Sorry. Sorry. Which was only like not even two weeks ago. Speaking.

Speaking, I do want to address that because I know it's just we don't have grunk here. Rest is soul. Rest is soul. My God, I feel so bad. We left him in the red light district. He's right here. Bing.

Bo. Okay. I thought everybody had it. All right. No, I feel bad. I want to come back. Of course,

I think we all want to come back. We're coming back. Oh, we're coming back to Japan. You guys need to use code group. 10% off. If you guys can help us, use it. But, but, but, what are you doing? I was going to just say, if you can't use code group, that's okay.

Just do your best to support us by spreading the word. Because if you just spread the word, wait, that's what you do. What are you like a goddamn underground rapper? Wait, not only that. You buy some game or stuff? Share it with your friends. Listen, the thing that you guys get from spreading the word is all the content that we're going to make from this trip. It's going to be crazy.

We're making a lot of videos. There's actually like, I think over like 15 videos. There's like two videos we've made so far. Maybe three. Maybe three. We've recorded a lot of content. There was the one where we ate ramen. We had ramen.

We showed off a 7-Eleven. We had an interview with a taxi driver. Oh, the taxi driver one was good. The taxi driver one had the lens cap on the time. Oh, no. I forgot about that. Make it a podcast. Wait, was the 7-Eleven one we forgot the SD car?

The SD car was off. And the other one was overexposed. I love the scale of videos we have where it's like we start off with, Okay, 7-11. Cool. All right. We check out this ramen spot. Dope.

Okay, taxi, dope. And at the very end, it's going to be like the crazy. Jumping off Mount Fuji. Dude, you know what's going to be. I was going to skydive, but. We were talking about skydiving. That's not true. That's not true.

Listen. Our scheduling didn't work out. We tried to schedule it was raining. Yummy has, Yummy doesn't know this, but he actually is going to go skydiving. He really is going to go skydiving. You got to message him on Twitter. It's in the DM.

It's telling him to skydiving. He would definitely catch Flack. I feel like he already is from all of us, but dude, I wouldn't do that shit. No, I would do it. When we come back, I'll do it. Why not? No, when we come back, I'm going to do it. That's a promise.

Why would I skydive? You're just too heavy. You're the same guy who would go on the road coaster. I mean, you literally, hold up. Let's get some context. Let me promise. When we come back to Japan, the scheduling has been so crazy. When we come back to Japan, I'll skydive at that place.

Okay. And keep in this, promise? Really? Stamp it? No, you got to do it again. Stamp it. Stampin. Kiss it.

Kiss it. Kiss it. Get away from me. Let's keep in mind something. So Yummy, I think it was Yummy, Kate, whoever was, they were talking to this one guy at, like, a bar that said that he worked there and he folded parachute. So they walked up and then I said to Yomi afterwards, I was like, dude, you need to ask him a serious question. How many failed parachutes has he folded? Failed parachutes?

Because that would be my concern. Like, if you're the one who's full... I didn't even know that was a thing. I thought they printed him out. I thought they went to a factory. like all made them themselves. I didn't know that there was one dude who's like doing some origami shit to that.

I literally thought that they were like, you bought them and then you just recycle it. No, dude. They got a fucking parachute. Imagine nobody checking your parachute. Oh, my's just been it done. It was scary though, because like the way he said he got the job was like, yeah, it was chill.

They just said like interviewed me and then they were like, yeah, you have the job. I knew how to pack parachutes. Yeah. He was like, he was like, yeah, do you know how to pack parachutes? he was like, yeah, he's like, okay. And then we talked about random shit for the rest of the time.

And he was like, be here on Monday. Wow, crazy. Yeah, we're definitely coming back. We're bringing grunk next time. We're bringing grunk for sure. He's going to skydive, he promised. He'll go without the parachute. He'll go without the parachute.

Grunk Ashley, I feel like us being here, it was good because now we know everything. We know pretty much everything that you need if you want to travel to Japan. We know everything except how to travel to Japan. We know everything except how to travel to. the world's smallest house because Yomi said it was the most

complicated thing. We went to the Kikyu line which is the local train line which everything is in Japanese. If we needed to get to Yokohama we could have done it but after Yokohama we might have been screwed. I have no idea. I would have been scared too. It was a little busy in there. Everybody was dressed the same and everybody was moving in unison and we

stood out because we didn't look like anybody or couldn't talk to anybody or couldn't read anything. They were getting into invisible lines I couldn't see and nothing was in English. It was a little wild. Yeah. I will say this. and the minute that I personally get home, and I'm trying my absolute best to convince everyone else here, and I'm sure you guys already want to anyway,

it is important that we respect the fact that, like, we are foreigners and Americans coming to this country, and I think it is a part of our duty to at least, if we do come back, learn the language enough to communicate, because I find a little disrespectful to walk up and just say hello. Like, you can initiate in Japanese, but it's so short-lived, and I feel like there's so much that you can talk.

about because it's two totally different like lifestyles you know what I mean like I would love Larry said this right like I would love to have small talk with a cashier yeah conversation conversational especially being a foreigner and you do talk their language it is a compliment I feel like or at least just like yeah I feel like I'm putting so much pressure on them to try to understand me yeah and you're in their country and girl was like one moment ran all the way to the back when got her phone came all the way to the front wrote all the entire message goes like this and this was Like, does this work for you?

And I'm like, dang. And then she takes care of our entire thing without ever speaking. I'm like, this is my fault. This is not her fault. Exactly. And then her country. And then you do have, like, we had like this one waitress who at that same pancake place.

And I hate, like, I hope that you can, I hope my English is okay. I hope my English. And it's like, your English is far better than my Japanese could ever be. You know? I can only say like three things, four things. And like, it is just amazing that you're able to just at least want to have the conversation with me. So we're definitely, at least myself, I'll speak for myself.

but I think as a group we all will start. And shout out our boy who helped us with the old crane game. Oh my God. Huge shout out. That's going to be in our video. We'll talk about that another time. You have to wrap it up. That will be in a video, but I think a lot of the one time.

But I will say the cool thing is how many Japanese people actually understand English? Yeah. Oh, it's taught. It's taught in school. It's just. Well, I spoke to, so the hairstylists that I went to, shout out the data. He, we asked him. We asked him.

Yeah, look at this. Look at this. He didn't like, he did it so quick. He was so, damn, that motherfucker was crazy. He is crazy with it. We asked him, me and Cage asked him if it's taught in school, like a lot. And he said, no, not really. It depends on the thing.

But for him, no, it wasn't. You can tell the younger generation definitely knows a lot more English and the older. So, like, there's like kids walking around. Yeah, I mean, like literal kids, like seven, eight years old that are speaking a lot of English. Yeah, we were literally in the year section. He was like, yo, what are you American? He dabbed me up. Yeah.

No one even had food. That was after we had food, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they walked up, they asked if we played baseball and stuff like that. Yeah, that's funny. And then we said wag you and they were like this. Yeah, there's so much we're skipping out on. Yeah, it's okay. A lot of talking about. Yes. Yeah. Just expect, expect. You want to know more, you gotta watch the video. Hey, true. You're gonna get a lot of the visual. Yeah, we're gonna have a lot of content. You're watching on the videos.

Use code group. What is this? Use code group. That's something secret. That's a top secret thing. What's that color? Jordan's secret sauce. Oh, you're not supposed to show that.

Drink it up. Can't censor that. That's Mike's secret stuff or whatever. That's a factor. That tastes good. Oh, good. Damn. That taste.

Good. Mm-hmm. Boy, oh, boy. Ladies and gentlemen, this has been our group chat podcast, Japan special. From Japan, by the way. From Japan, by the way. They never verify it. We're in like, we're in Detroit.

We're like, we're like, we're in the airport. We're trying to Detroit. We're bored. Oh, here. Here. Water bottle. There you go. We did not bring it.

No, we did not bring it. You can see me drinking from the start. That's not edited. I'm not going to edit it. I'm not edited. Wait, does that game? You can't even key frame this. Yep.

That's perfect. I'll show it. Okay, look, this is Japanese yen. Okay. Yeah. So, that's good. It's like $7. You're also wearing well, don't.

No, that's secret. It was not... Anyways, anyways. Just start a prank on video. It's got a stamp. Wait what? Can you believe these guys? You want a prank call right now?

No. No. We're done. We're wrapping it up. Is this McDonald's working? Hello. Is this McDonald's? My name is Blake.

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