The Group Chat - #55 - GRUNK BROKE HIS FOOT!!

Episode Date: May 19, 2023

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Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, welcome back. Ladies, a chance, welcome back to the group. Pooa, Poochia. Episode, episode. I said, wait. Is this the first podcast? This is... Yeah, we're back in our room.

Wait, I have not done this in the podcast. This is our first podcast that Nick has missed since we started doing the podcast. You're right. Oh my God. This is his very first. This is his first, it's okay, you know, first referral. Yeah. Strike one.

Strike one. Strike one. You have three. I remember before we started the podcast, Nick was like, listen, man, I'm going to try and never miss a single episode because I love you guys so much. And then the first one he misses is now, man. I know. This was the first one.

I really feel bad. No, dude, it sucks. I feel so bad because he, like, he fractured both of his arms and broke his ankles and got hospitalized and then even back to another city. His dog. His dog got his head jumped off. So the issue was like they didn't have a MRI scanner that he could fit into for all of his broken bones at the hospital, so they actually had to

helicopter crane lift him to the local zoo and throw him in the scanner where they throw the giraffes and the hit ragedus. Nick has been traumatized. Nick has been traumatized. He bought a goldfish and he flushed on an accident and he actually ended up eating it. How did that happen?

He's a poop addiction. He thought it was a piece of poop. I heard the MRI wasn't big enough, so he had to use the orangutan MRI at the zoo. Oh, poor guy. Welcome back. The MRI should X-ray of dogs. To like surgically like remove his like Oh my god.

The bit. His bones were pencil thin. Two minute long. He had the dog. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen to the group chat podcast episode. We're back in our rooms and not in Japan. We are missing soft willy.

Some tragic things have happened to him. He stubbed his toe. I don't know. He just started about to take a flight home. We are joined back today with grunk. Who has missed so dear. I have not done a podcast and probably like. three weeks.

We tried to get back into the swing of things when we got back. But it was like, it was just so hard. Yeah. So forgive me if I'm rusty, guys. He's working on the guys, okay? He's rusty. I'm new year. I'm new year.

Hey, listen, listen. You guys, actually a lifetime of experiences have happened since you guys left for Japan. I want to you on. I remember, I remember FaceTiming Grunk. We were at the Tokyo Skytree. Yeah, you're at the big tower. In Japan.

And I FaceTime drunk and, you know, the time zones over here are way different than over there, over here. It's like an 11 hour difference. So I'm FaceTime and Grunk at like 2 p.m. and it's like 1 a.m. and he looks like he just got shaken awake. His eyes were like puffy and he didn't know where he was. Yeah, you look at the Minecraft zombie. But yeah, we are back from Japan. And before we get things all kicked off here, like to give a huge.

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I facetined her when we were on top of Monkey Mountain in Kyoto. And she was like, hello. She's like asleep. And I was like, look, mom, monkeys. And they were like, they were like, trying to kill each other. And then I felt bad because it was like 2 a.m. And I woke up to screaming monkeys.

She probably doesn't even think it was real, like, whatever it happened. Dude, I FaceTime my sister. And she was like, oh, my God, let me see. She was like, oh, my God. I'm like, look. And then the monkeys were like, whewa! I was like, well, I'm so sorry. She's like, oh, my God, it's so beautiful.

I'm like, no. There's like, monkey bound out, like, a little bathroom. It was like two inches wide. And I sent a video to my family group chat. And I was, like, taking a shit. And all you could hear was, wha! Woo! Woo!

I stopped. You were like, you were like, you were like, you were like, you were like, they were like, They're like trying to clawing on the roof. Yeah, they're all over the fucking place. Yeah, man. They, dude, they're so expressionate. Like, when you, when you fuck with them, when you, when you troll them, when you fuck with them, they get like.

Yeah. That's not even a lie. They don't like a 4k video. You fake give them something and then pull it away and they're like. Oh, yeah. It's like they show their bottom team. They're just like. Yeah, by the way, I'm not going to lie.

They kind of scare me. I don't know what official expression is ready to like rip off my face and like just tear me apart and wear me. It's the open. It's the one. It's that one. That open mouth one means I'm fucking mad. Okay, the smile one, I think it's nervous. When they're scared, they go,

isn't it interesting? Because they say smiles are the most universal signifier for happiness. But why don't are monkeys? No, when they want to kill you, they're like this. They're like, no. Actually, it's like the complication for animals. When you show teeth, that means you're about to like bite them. I guess I mean, it's first.

Stop! There was, Jummy. We could literally, the entire, like, episode that we're doing right now. about the monkeys all over again. But dude, I want to, I want to go back, and this sounds so weird and nerdy, but I want to go back to Japan, all of us, and Grunk included. Bring back Cam and Cage.

And now that we know what we're doing, yummy, I am begging you. Just a monkey for a little bit. I looked the way I look back and you were still smiling. It was like 20 minutes. Yeah, that lasted for so fucking long. But yeah, I want to go back to Japan. All of us would be super, super. It'd be super cool.

Dude, I want to, like, throw you. I want to throw grunk in with the fishes and see what he would do. If it was his first time and he had to... Send him to a local train station. Oh, my. I'd thrive. I think I would win. If soft really couldn't thrive, I don't think...

Our third day there, we go to Kyoto, and we're, like, trying to order food. And we try ordering with this guy who does not speak English for, I think, 35 minutes, we're sitting... I'm not even kidding you. And they have a page. It was pretty... It was not that long. It felt like that. The thing is, we didn't know you could only have one order.

There's a hot pot. Because I tried to get two things on the menu and he was like, well, no, no, no, no, no, no. What happened was like one or, I was like one. I was like one. I was like one. I was like the first one order and I ordered like three things, I think, or like two things.

And then he went on me and Tanner. Yeah. And it's like basically, it's like slots almost. He thought I was buying for the whole table. Yeah, he thought I was. Yeah, he thought I was buying like everyone food. Yeah, it was very confusing. We even used translate and it was confusing.

I almost started like crying because I'm mad I was. I was like, no, he doesn't get it. I was like, freaking out because I didn't know what to do. I was like, I don't know. Nobody was more angry than me than when we turned in those cars at the end of the you. I have never seen you. I've never seen you.

I was ready to walk by myself nine hours back to the hotel. I was mentally prepared. You were not going to make a half. Tanner was there. Tanner? I was there. I was, you were like, go find you. yummy. I was like, okay, I saw him.

He was sitting next to, like, a Denny's. And he was like, I'm going to go walk nine hours. He's go. He pulled up the directions of the hotel. He's like, ready? Let's go. Let's go. Let's go walk. I would have killed you. I don't know. I saw you arguing with the guy and you were just, because he was full of shit. I don't care what anybody says. I was a liar and a scammer and a thief and a fucking

moron. Okay. Well, I think happened and it got very lost in translation. Google translates not good. It's not good for like. It doesn't even work. It's not good when the person I was a scammer and a liar. When it comes to be.

tone, dude. See, what happened was it was because you checked off the box that says you're going to do something. Even though there was a fee if you didn't. Even though there was a fee that you didn't if you didn't. Do you know what that means? He took your, you know, he took your word and he like, they're very like based on like respect and like word of mouth. That's what the guy who literally lives. That's what the guy said.

It's like once you say yes, once you agree to it, they have to hold you to that to the end. So literally if you're fucking dead on the floor. They're going to grab your body. They're going to puppeteer you to do it. No, you guys can't maneuver this into some kind of like disrespect thing. Because it was a disrespect. He was a disrespected. We're not going to say that.

I can't explain to you. Legally, let me explain the whole situation. You're in the wrong. No matter what. Legally, this is what happened. Okay, have a fucking documentation of a piece of paper. Okay, don't wreck the car.

Bam, check. Okay, don't be a dumb ass and drive with your fucking feet out the window. Bam, check. Don't text to drive. Bam, check. Okay, fill up the car with gas. If you can't, then you pay a fee of 200,

per leader that the car is at full. Okay, check. Guess who can't fill up the fucking car gas? Because they got to go to a fucking studio across Tokyo. And right now. And it's almost closed. The entire place is closed. All right.

So, yeah, there's more context. We got back at 645, right? We're like, hey, we don't have time. Sorry, I can't fill up. We'll pay the fee. We'll pay the fee. We have money. We pay fee.

Let's go. Let's do it now. So then they're like, no, you have to go fill the cars up and you have to pay the late fee. You know good and well this would happen. That's what he types out of Google Transit for me. You know good and well this would happen.

And then the late fee was $8,000, which is like $65, which was like total bullshit. So he wanted me to, instead of paying like $15, he wanted us to go take all the cars back out in the fucking dark, go fill them up 15 minutes away. Come back late and then pay $60 each. So like over $200. Instead of just paying like 20. Filling up the gas tank. Yeah. Yeah.

In the middle of the night. Nick listed. And we were stranded. And we were absolutely. stranded in the middle of nowhere, and by God's grace we made it home. We literally made it home. I actually thought... Go ahead. I actually thought we had to walk nine hours.

Like, I was preparing to track. I got snacks. That was honestly, that was one of the scarier moments because I actually did not know how we're going to get back home. You imagine walking nine hours in Japan? There's more context. There's way more context. It was the fact that, um, so we rented these cars and that sounds like, yeah, whatever, they're just fucking cars. There was an R32.

Three. 3, R33, which is already $150,000. It's not $150,000. It was a six-figure digit U.S. dollar. It was a lot of money. The R-35. No, the R-33. The R-33 is like $60,000.

And there was also a fucking what, Mark something, Super. What was it? Mark 4. Mark 4, Super. Mark 4, Super. Okay, these are all very expensive cars. We didn't really want to do.

We had, like, a very hard time navigating through the thin streets of Japan. It was like, it was an impossible. Dude, I was looking at the vagina cavity. I was like, Yomi was freaking out. And I was like, dude, Yomi was like those monkeys. He was like freaking the fuck out.

I was like this. I was like this. Yeah, it was like that I was like that. Yeah, it was like that. Oh my God. I was legitimately scared of like the fact that, dude, yummy was so pissed off. I thought, yummy, I thought you scraped the entire side

of a Mark four soup. Okay. Talk about it. Talk about it. I'm going to say it right now. Yummi. Yeah. What do you say?

No, I did not scrape it. No, I did not scrape it. No, I did it. No, I didn't. I mean, they were held together by duct tape. Okay, okay. Let the viewers at home be the, be the judge here. I'm going, I'm going, because there's footage of it. I'm going to explain it.

Okay, so imagine you know those things that hold the light. Oh, what's like grunk do it? Because grunk didn't even see it yet. Okay, grunk, you know the things that hold the light poles in to like the ground at Walmart, like the big cylinders, the big concrete cylinders. Like the tubes, like the tubes that stick out of the ground for like parking and stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Imagine that but like a little taller. Okay, now drive 20 miles an hour and have your mirror hit that. Go through. Dude, 20 miles an hour. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

All right. He hit the mirror. Okay. You stop me when I lie, Yomi. You stop me when I lie, Yomi. Okay. There's these two tall, like he described them, right? Two big tall things, right?

And they're fucking, they made the road. The road is fine and then the road went like that because of them, okay? Because it was so fucking narrow. And I can explain why. It's because the roads were only accessible by, every vehicle besides trucks. Trucks were not allowed through these only cars. So it was very, very, very skinny.

My only question was how do you get a truck to turn around in this extremely narrow, like, dirt road? It was literally like, it was literally a rice field. It was a rice field. And it was one single path dirt road. You know what? There's probably signs we just couldn't read. There was, I guarantee you there were signs.

I was looking behind. I was looking behind. Well, go ahead. I was going to say, God bless the guy who was with us. because he didn't know the area. He didn't know the area. He saw him in Google Maps and he went there and stuff like that. He lives there, but he didn't know the area too well.

So you didn't know that was going to be there. It's, you know, it happens. It happens. But yeah, that was. And then what happened was we saw that. Me and Yomi saw that slowed down like everybody else. Immediately just immediately stop. And then, yeah, no, we were like.

I look at Larry like, how are we going to get through this? I was making it looks. And then me and Yomi started smiling like these monkeys. And then he slowed down. He's like trying to, you know, get it right. And then it was the smallest thing. It was like, this, this was the pillar. This was the mirror coming.

Oh, I hate that. All it did was re-angle. It just re-angled it. And it's like pushing it. So that the original color. I made it sound so much worse. I was driving with Nick and Cam and I was looking behind. I was like, how are they doing?

I was like, oh my God, he's scraping the whole side of a scar. He's got to pay like $100,000. What happened? I saw it. I saw because I was in the R-35 with Cage. So we watch you go, and we're like, And the cage and I look at each other, we're like, oh, who couldn't drive the whole day, buddy?

Me. Oh, that is, that is suck. That is going to blow. You're going to drive when we were doing go carts either. They didn't have any ages on there. I got an international driver's permit so I could drive in Japan. How cool is that? And it's 28 to drive an automatic car.

Do you think I drive manual? I didn't roll out of the womb and say, hey, I think I'm going to touch the stick shift and jack it off all day. No, I want to drive automatic. Going to drive automatic in Japan, apparently is like a secret act. That's not, no. No, that's not, that's not why. It's because, so the Mark 4 Supro was a manual. That's what I drove.

The R33 was a manual. That's what Nick drove. You had to be 23 years old to drive both of them. So we were fine because we both. Even if I could drive stick, I couldn't even fucking drive it. Isaac wanted to drive the fucking $150,000 or $200,000, brand new R35 that didn't even have a single scratch on it. But because of insurance policies and how much money that car costs.

You had to be 28 years old to drive it. My super was so bad. Dude, there was duct tape over the whole front bumper. There's a reason that car is so screwed up because driving big, fat, bulbous, beast, attacked cars in throughout Japan, it's so much harder than it looks. And the reason I know that is because I looked at the car and I was like, damn, dink there, scratch there.

Scratch, the window was chipped. Everything was scratching there. Bracred John fucking wheel was like falling off. Dude, you always keep retouching the fucking wheel. Dude, I was turning and I could feel like, Like something in the floor was literally going like Like everything The actual was falling

You were driving to the supermarket You had to stop at the red light I had to readjust the tire Put it back in I feel like you know It was bad It was horrible It was so stressful

It was cool It was very stressful So let's make gruncty then We go back to Japan Let's go to drive I won't be 23 I know You don't want to do it

Grunk it was like I never saw Yami so stressed out In his entire life I think he was gonna like Okay well to be fair Right side Yami's always driven like this tiny little shitter like his entire life.

He drives like a turd. He's been driving a turd for a decade. He's been driving that thing. It is like the smallest car I've ever seen in my life. It is very convenient. It's awesome. Dude, it's the perfect car. It's the perfect.

It's the perfect. It's the hundred feet. Well, using that car and then going to like a wide body super, I can understand you. It was like the widest car I've ever seen in my entire life. It's a big little butt. God. I wish Nick was there because Nick was the complete opposite of what Yummy

was, okay? We had a yummy who was like panicking, freaking out, everything. And then it was like, all right, I'm going to go through the most narrowest road on Japan. He didn't need to care. Like, dude, oh my God. We were recording. We were recording and he was trying to make fun of me and he was like,

Yomi, you stressed out? And I'm like, I'm Nick Neanderthal brain. I got no stress in the world. I'm driving a car. Can't read road size. I'm just having fun here. Fucking do it whatever like an idiot. Because dude, he was like just, he was like, I'm cruising. fucking happened. I have a fun. Can't even read what a stop sign is. Doesn't even know what the fucking green light looks like on the wrong side of the road. He's like this is beautiful day. This is like he made it through. He's like this is a perfect day. That's all of you guys

everybody made us through. Listen, I'm proud of all years. Because the plus side, there's a plus side. There's a plus side. After driving in Japan on that day, I could drive anywhere in the US with blindfolded backwards in literally downtown New York and I would be less stressed than I was in Japan. No. Yes. Yeah. There was one road. There's one road that we have yet to drive on. And that's the one that's like on the side of the mountain. I forget what country it's in.

Oh, no. It's on the side of the mountain. It's in Chile, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. And it's like really fucked up. U.S. I said U.S. domestically, I can drive anywhere and not feel like anywhere near a stretch.

It's because if you chip that car, you would have to pay like a billion dollars. Yeah, we have like no insurance. No inserts. And that guy was already trying to scam me like we said earlier. He was. I felt bad because, well, I didn't feel bad for him. I felt bad for the wife.

The wife was super nice. She was super chill. She was nice. I left. I walked away. Super sweet. Got a fucking boss coffee. But the guy, yeah, the guy was like pretty.

And then the son was, like, he wasn't doing any shit. He was just, like, not helping. He was like, nah, you might have to just fake. Oh, no, that was garbage. We were in, like, Farmville, Japan. Like, we were, like, far out. Those are, like, the most traditional, like, everybody was riding bikes. There was one supermarket.

And, like, everything else was farms. You described. They hated us. Everybody rides bikes everywhere. It was basically just, there was no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What? No, nobody, everybody doesn't ride bikes, specifically in the area we were. It was only bikes and like three cars.

When we were sitting in Tokyo, there was traffic every fucking where nobody was riding a bike. Hold on, I want to talk about something. Brother. What you want to talk about what happened after the night? What happened after the night? What happened to happen the night, what did we do next? What the fuck? So we were at the grocery store, right?

Stranded. Literally nowhere to go, no idea. There was no D-D drivers, no Uber drivers, none of the domestic. but they do have taxi go, but you can't make an account through taxi go, which is their domestic taxi system, unless you have a Japanese phone number. Yep. Which really one of us should have paid for a spoof phone number if we could have.

But Cage asked a supermarket worker to call us a taxi, which she did. And then she called us a taxi from the supermarket. We got to, we could not talk to this guy. We were so confused. I could put about this. Yeah. No, hold on. We were, we were over an hour away from our hotel, right?

We were over an hour driving, okay? It was a nine and a half hour walk. It's like at this point, it's like 8, 9 p.m. Like we said, we're in very rural northeast Tokyo. There is no, no drivers, nothing, okay? This guy just so happens to take us to a train station. We got very lucky to even get to the closest train station because we were so lost.

We had no way of getting home. Then that was me, Nick, Cage, and KM got dropped off. And then you guys, what happened to you guys? Okay, so this is what happened. This is what happened. No, no, let me describe it. What? Yo!

What? What's going on, everybody? And then Tanner, Tanner? What's going on? Dude. Yo. That video. I have a golden.

I have a golden video on my phone. We were. Yeah, we were like waiting for the Uber. You guys were you worried? No, we weren't worried. I don't think. We were just fucking around. Larry was like recording outside of the supermarket.

And Isaac was like, yo, yo, yo. And then he did this whole thing. And then he zoomed it on me. I was like, yo, yo. Yeah. Okay, it sounds done right now. but it was the video is fucking it's there. I think for 15 minutes,

I think the whole time. What's going on everybody? Loud as fuck at like, dude, there was a guy, there was a guy that's like, his like, why, Finn.

They were just like looking at us and shit. But all right, anyways, we were doing, we were doing bullshitting. We're bullshitting around for like, what, 15, 20 minutes.

Yeah. So we knew that there was supposed to be the Uber driver was supposed to come back and pick us up. We knew that, right? We're waiting for that. And then this random ass old fucking fool came with this little like

taxi car and he stopped right in front of us, right in front of us. Yeah, it was no coincidence. Okay. She called too. No, he was, she said she called people to come pick us up. We're like, oh, okay. It's like, okay. I was very lucky.

So then this guy, the old guy comes, whatever. I don't know what he's saying. He was like speaking to me, but he was like speaking to Japanese. I don't know what he was saying. And then I think we were just saying transition. And he was like, all right, that works. So then we got in. We start riding.

As we're riding away, we see the person that took, Look, y'all. Because we told him to go back to pick them up because we didn't know they had a taxi. They were coming back for us. And we just totally like, this guy, this guy was driving back. We watched him and looked at him in the eyes. And then he kept on going behind. He went to go pick us up.

But we were in the second taxi already on the way of the train station. But we didn't know what was happening. He was like a couple of homeless men. He couldn't find anybody. I felt bad. I wonder how long he was like driving around trying to find us. Wait, hold on. Before we get too far into the story, I have to show you this is what $10 worth.

worth of beef looks like at a Japanese grocery store. Is that waggou? Yeah. $10. I'm pretty sure it's waggou. It's $10 for like that. Like that golden box of insane fucking meat. That would be so expensive here.

So expensive. Yeah, it would. That's sweet. Now it was at the grocery store we were at. But anyway, we would do some 711 runs and then we'll look at the how much we spent. We're like, seven bucks for like a fucking bag, two bags of chips, drinks, and like little like. I bought the whole store one time.

I bought the whole store one time. time. And it came out to like 2,000 yen. That was like $14. I was like, holy shit. Yeah, it's very cheap to eat there. But, okay, so now we're all at the train station, right? And this is a, it's a domestic, or it's like a, I don't know how to explain it, but there's like lines that go inner city, basically. So like the bullet train goes to big cities, like from Tokyo to Osaka or Tokyo to Kyoto, whatever. That one's easy because it's very tourist friendly because that's what most people are going to be doing when they go to Japan to the JR or the Japan Rail Pass. Inner city on the trains is like, it's like, it's

It's a little bit more difficult. Once you get it, you got it, but we didn't have it. And it took us, like, probably, like, 20 minutes of talking to one of the guys that worked there to help us figure out how the fuck to get back to the hotel. Yeah. He, like, opened up the boot and, like, stood up through the kiosk. Cage was saying it. Cage was saying there are guys and holes in the wall.

And y'all didn't believe him. Guys and holes in the wall? There are little holes in the walls, and they came out of the wall. Okay, imagine this. You got a trace station, right? You see a panel in front of you. There's a little hatch right here. Oh, yeah.

He did. Oh, wow. He pulls you in. But we eventually all got tickets to get back to where we needed to go. There was like four different trains we hopped on. And we literally got on the last train that was running that night to get to like where we needed to go. Like we were literally on. I don't know if you guys knew that.

We were. Yeah. Yeah, we were. It was like 10.30, 11 p.m. There was no more. And if we didn't get on that, we had to walk nine and a half hours back. If we missed that train, we would be walking. I have to be.

There's like no way. And we made it by five minutes. Five. You always have to pee. I don't know what I would have done if we missed. I would have been like depressed, I think. Like, I didn't even want to walk. I don't know what we would have done.

That was pretty crazy. I was a pretty crazy. That was pretty crazy. We'd have to walk through the highways, wouldn't we? Yeah, we were far. We were very, I think we were like probably 40 miles away. It would have been like a time lapse. Like a time lapse of us like doing different fucking things, walking around.

The times like the days are flipping. I would have started hitchhiking. I'll be real. It would have been pretty bad. But honestly, okay, I don't even know. I don't know. I think what I was thinking at the time was that. Well, I'm going to walk far enough until my Uber works, and then I'm just going to Uber.

That's what my plan was. We probably would have walked four or five hours until we got near, like, Tokyo Skytree area. Then we would have been able to Uber back to where we need. So all of this, all of this, for the most part, is going to be on video, which will be explained a lot better than how we are doing. Most of it was like, I was fueled off of the anger that I got from arguing with that guy for 10 minutes so that I would have, the wrath of God was in me. in the trip got really mad

at one point or another. Yeah. Well, I don't remember a time. Wait, Larry, were you mad? No, not really. I was gonna take... Oh, I got mad one time. We already know.

I don't know if I was really mad or if I was like mega troll to make other people angry. No, yummy. You got so mad. You started being like crazy silly when I came in to find you. You're like...

Oh, wait, I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. I was just talking about being so mad and then I said, I don't think I got mad. No, I was, yeah, I was so mad during that point.

I'm pretty sure. I was about to litter. I was so mad I was about it. I didn't do it. But I was like, I was on the brink. I was like, dude, I'll throw my drink down right here. I'll throw it all to grab right now. I was like, I was like, yeah.

Overjipate, you can't do that. And I was like, dude, I'll throw it down. I swear to God. I'll be honest. I haven't, like, as I said, I didn't get that mad, but I did get really mad last night. Oh, no, no. Before that.

Oh, no. Before that. No. Before that. No. No. No. Let Larry.

Let Larry talk. You don't deserve to speak. What, what the fuck? Shut the fuck up. Hold on. No, no, no. All right. Yummy, yummy, yummy.

Present. Slop me. Slotty says a backstory. I'm going to walk in like a wrestler. What the... No, you are not allowed to speak. You had lost your privilege to speak after last night. I just want to talk to fucking grung.

God damn. Look, he's letting cigarettes. What? Okay, tell him. Tell him. Brunk broke his ankle. Sorry, guys. I had to tell it.

Okay, look. There comes Larry. Isaac, give the introduction and grung so he knows what's going on. Okay, Isaac is a psychopath. I just wanted to ask Grunco was like fucking, like he was talking about how much he changed in the past two weeks. And here we are still.

Look at him. He's still fucking in character. He's like a wrestler. He's literally smoking cigarettes now. We've missed him for so long. Larry, Isaac's diverting the conversation. He won't talk about it. He doesn't want to talk about it.

I'm fine talking about it. I don't care if we talk about it. But it's the most, it's the biggest bullshit ever. To the dumbest. Welcome to the dumbest conversation your body here on human history. All right. Everybody gets your rocks. Welcome back to the dumbest conversation.

Okay. All right. Here we go. All right. Here we go. Last night. All right, so. I'm going to start it off like this.

Okay. Wait, can I start? Oh, my God. It started with me. It started with my idea. Because I was sitting there and I was hungry and tired and I was also thirsty. Isaac was heating up his pizza that he was ready to eat. He ate a slice.

And I was like, Isaac, do we go get beef jerky? We're already halfway in. We're already missing the backstory. Okay. So, yummy gets a piece of pizza. He gets a big pizza. It's a Tuscan pizza. It's a really great pizza.

Oh, you talk about what we were busy to get pizza. Yes. He ate his pizza. So you put it in the fridge. I bring it out. I'm like, yummy, can have a piece of pizza? He's like, yeah, man, you can have a piece of pizza. I take that pizza out.

I put it on my plate. I opened the microwave and some goddamn four-brand idiot decided to leave like three pieces of pizza in there. He heated it up and it went to bed. Tanner, that was you. Yeah, my pizza that I paid $30. I was going to eat it that night. I'm like, all right, I'll save this when I'm hungry again when I'm just feeling.

Right. And then you put it in the microwave and I went up to my room. And you went to bed. I fell asleep on accident. So it was me, Isaac and Larry awake, okay? Okay. Here we go. You ready?

Isaac has the three pieces of Tanner's pizza and my piece. You ready for it? Right? Is that correct? Say it again? You have three of Tanner's pieces from the microwave in my piece, making four size of pizza. Already wrong.

See, this is why I'm telling the story. You're not telling the story anymore. You're stupid. You tell the fucking story. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I was asleep, by the way.

Larry, does he have any room to talk? Does he have any room to talk about anything at all. I don't even think so because he's what he does. Yes, he fucking does. Because I got the story down. You guys do. We have all so different. You don't know.

We have all the, oh my God. Okay. I listen to my words. Oh my God. I take yummy's piece of pizza. I put it on the plate. I open the microwave, Tanner's pizza's in there.

I take Tanner's pizza out. And I'm like, you know what? Decide to take my pizza out. This guy's not going to eat this pizza. So I take two of Tanner's pieces of pizza of the three that were in there. And I put him on the plate. I heat him up and I start eating it. And then fat baby McGee down here is like,

let's got to eat a gas station. I'm like, dude. Yeah, I wanted beef jerky. Fuck yeah. So we're going to the gas station after I have my first piece of pizza. And it's like what? 3, 4 a.m.

It's the middle of the night. It's the middle of the night. I've been asleep for like three hours. I got to describe what I'm doing as well. Because at this point, so I was making, I was making chicken, okay. So the whole time I was in the kitchen, I was on the stove and I was making this fucking chicken. All right? All right.

So I grabbed the leftover chicken, whatever the fuck. I put in the trash can. I'm like, okay, well, it's raw chicken. I'm going to keep in the kitchen. So I throw it away. I just throw it outside. All right? And I come back.

I come back, right? The chicken's ready. It's done. So I'm putting it in my little like little things, right, for later. All right? At this point, I hear, let's go to the gas station and get some jerky. I'm like, dope. Okay.

So I stack all my little place that I have. I try putting on my shoes and then we head off. Yep. So now at this point, we're at the gas station. We get our shit. Shut up. What the fuck are you talking about? My story.

Now, this is where everything goes wrong and you aren't allowed to speak for the next 30 minutes on a podcast. You guys are going to throw in some dumb bullshit. I'm going to have to yell to get my attention back. Larry. We walk into the house. Larry. We walk into the house. Larry.

I go to look for my pizza with my jerky. And there is one piece of pizza. Okay. There you go. Okay. There's one piece of pizza. At this point, at this point, me and yummy are sitting down. Look at our little goody bags that we got.

So, yummy's in the couch and I am on the bean bag. Isaac goes, all right. Who's the food? Who took my pizza pizza? I look at Yomi, I go, what? He's like, what? And then he's like, oh, real funny guys. And this is where it fucking starts.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, it was so bad. Wait, no. For the next fucking 45 minutes, I had to deal with the most, the two idiot gaslators, and the other one was in the entire time.

No, I disappear. I go into my room. Oh, my, oh my God. I'm going to leave the podcast. I'm leaving the podcast. I'm riding my fucking will.

We were. Oh, he's gone. He's gone. He's gone. He's gone. We were at the gas station for maybe 10, 50 minutes of max and then we come back home, okay? Okay. Well,

Isaac so-called pizza net. Nobody saw. Nobody touched. Holy fuck. Hold on. Before we went to the gas station, I went into my room and I got my keys in my wallet. And this, it was my leading theory because I had left and yummy was stimming. He was stimming out the wazoo.

And when he stims, he gets so silly and so pranky. And he does a little jump and he twerks and he does the yummy as a memory pose. And then he starts jumping and shaking his ass. All right. You can think that all you want. So with that information in mind, no, you're a liar because you're coping. And my pizza is missing.

My one piece of pizza. With information that didn't even. Oh, my God. I'm so. You don't deserve to talk. I'm talking. Basically, I'm going to say something that's going to wrap it up in a way really quickly to keep people as fucking engagement in this conversation.

I got to say something. was being a complete psychopath for an hour and a half. Trying to figure out who took his pizza. Imagine he going through every cabin and be like, I'm walking into idiots' footsteps. Look at me. That's what he's doing. Opening this and that.

I wonder where it's at. Dude, he was so convinced. He ruined our snacks. He ripped open our food and started eating it. Yes. I was eating my luncheables and he fucking flipped me and he grabbed me by the legs and he pulled me up. That is real. Can you confirm that, Isaac?

Can you confirm that you grab me by the legs? Oh my God. I also ate. I started taking a funnion tax from yummy funnies. He ripped my funnion bags up and he was like, Oh, this footage is good, yummy? Are they good? Where's my pizza?

Then he made Larry go outside and me. He was like, you guys are going out before me. We had to go dig through the fucking trash can. We had to go dig through trash bags out by the trash can. They had raw. There are so many holes. There are so many holes. You guys are missing so much information.

You're missing. The holes is about me. I have everything already encapsulated in my head. You're the last piece. You haven't even come in yet, Tanner, because we dealt with this for an hour and a half. So this is what happened. I need to explain. I literally, I have to go from a point like before you guys are even.

You guys just rushing through everything and skipping all the major details. I'm sitting there. I'm thinking, okay. Shut the fuck up. I am sitting there. I'm looking at my piece of pizza and there was a supposed to be a second one. So I'm like, okay, what's going on? What's the big idea?

I start shaking down my friends. And then it clicks. And I'm like, wait, there was another one that had a plate on it. And I'm like, okay, so wherever this plate and the other piece of pizza is, that's where my second piece of pizza is. So I start looking, I'm looking. I'm shaking my friends down. I'm opening the cabinets. I'm like, I'm on top of the fridge doing like the fucking hokey pokey looking for my piece of pizza. We're outside.

We're digging through the trash. Audience. You guys have no idea. He's downplaying this so hard. He's got absolutely not downplaying it. You guys are hyping yourself up. Audience. He was a maniac.

You know the feeling when you're right and anything you're, say just gets told that it's wrong. And at that point, you surrender. You're like, you don't even know what to do at that. I was laughing. What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you doing nothing? What are you doing nothing? And you get blamed for something you don't even do. What do you do? Listen, dude. And they're so convinced that you did it. Do you know how many times? Crazy.

I thought it was a bit for the first 45 minutes. I thought he was fucking with us because he was bored. He had nothing to do. And I was laughing so hard. But then he got serious because he started calling me by my real name. And then he started freaking the hell out. And he was like, he kept grabbing me and like going crazy. And then he was like, uh, he, uh, what the fuck did he do that was insane?

Oh, he just kept repeating this over and over like every five minutes, he'd be like, you guys are in too deep, man, you're in too deep. You can't tell me where the pizza is. You're in way too deep now. You got me. You got, you're in too deep where it's the pizzas. You guys are, you guys are sitting down trying to figure out how you're going to get out of this, aren't you?

Here's my theory. Here's my theory. Here's my theory. I'm sitting there and I'm wondering where the fuck my pizza is. Meanwhile, I have Larry who's looking at yummy. Yummy giggling up a fucking fest, okay? He was laughing at Yubby like this, by the way. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, so at this point, I'm like, okay, it's a fucking bit.

They hid the pizza and they're not going to tell me. But it got to a point where it was so, it would, this bit was the size of Pluto, man. This shit was so, we were so deep into this bit that even if Yummy were to reveal where the pizza was, it wouldn't have even been funny. So now I'm thinking. Exactly. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. So why would it be a bit? There you go.

I don't know. And then I told it. And then I told Isaac, I was like, oh, actually, before we left, I saw Larry run back towards the kitchen while he was laughing. And then I didn't believe it. And then he got mad. And then he was like, why would you actually say that if you weren't trying to mislead me and make me think that it was literally when it was really you.

I think, dude, Isaac was so mad. He was like, dude, I ate two pieces of pizza. We were like, what? You just say you ate two pieces. He's like, no, I said I had two pieces. I'm like, you just said you ate two pieces. No, I did not. I never once said I had two pieces.

He said that. He said that. He said that. He said, he just, You fucked it up again. One of them went missing. No, you said you ate two pieces of pizza. And we both heard it.

We both freaked out at the same time. This is a 2V-1 situation. I'm not happy anymore. For a reason, because you were crazy. You guys are getting idiots. And then out of my ass, I was like, putting us against the wall. What are we supposed to do?

What are we supposed to do? We'll end up lying and be like, all right, Isaac, we hit it. It's in the first. We threw it away, Isaac. Out of my ass, I was like, what if Tanner woke up ate the pizza and then went back to bed? And then Isaac went up to his room,

checked that he was sleeping. Before that. You came into my room? You weirdo? You come in my room all the time, you fucking hypocritical bitch. I'm sleeping. I don't care. You come in all the time.

He checked it on you and he was like, no, dude, Tanner's passed. He's passed out. The only one who knocks in his house is yummy and God bless his soul for that. That's the only credit you're going to get during this entire podcast because I'm not going to let you sit here and fucking patronize me and gaslight me. That's what it felt like for 45 minutes of my life. I had to sit there and start questioning reality. You were wrong. You were gaslighting us.

Larry, can you believe this guy? It was not gaslighting if I did. I was in a relationship with you, I think I'd kill you. I think I'd actually murder you in real life. Isaac, you gaslit yourself. You did it to yourself. Uh-uh.

He was like, I'm not even hungry anymore. He was like, I'm not even hungry anymore. This isn't even about the pizza. I just want to know where you hit it. And I was like, dude. I think I'm going, I'm going to die on this hell. I'm going to die on this hell. I know, Buzz, if you hit it, all right?

And this bitch, it's not even funny anymore. It's not far too long. I don't even know how to get out of the bit anymore. I was laughing. It's the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire life for an hour straight. I was doing nothing but laughing. Dude, it was so,

it was so actually free to like fuck with Isaac at that point because he was so delusional. He was so little, like, gasoline. I was not the funniest fucking thing because I was so dead, I was dead set on the fact that you guys touched my shit that I was going to find out who the fuck touched my shit.

And not once did it ever cross my brain that Tanner came down between the 15 minutes we were gone. took my pizza on the plate. Don't say my piece. Dude. It's not even yours in the first place. The most improbable thing of all time happened. It was actually Taylor who came down,

brought the plate and all the pizza back up to his room with all the evidence. Improbable. I'm sitting there using the logical brain that God is giving me in my head. And the word is improbable. It was improbable. It was improbable. I decided everything of what was in my brain.

You wake up, you're like, yeah. Nobody's home. No. The thing is, okay, listen. Listen, okay, listen, you guys went and got pizza from a different place. I said, no, I want, I don't want that kind of pizza. Yeah, you got, so I stayed home and I ordered something called Papa Murphy's. There was Papa Murphy's back home, and I was like, oh, I want some Papa Murphy's right now.

So I ordered my own pizza for myself, which was 30 bones. I was like, all right, cool. And I popped it in. You have to bake it yourself. And I was like, all right. And I ate a good chunk of it. I was like, all right, I don't want the rest of these pieces. I'm going to put it on this plate, put it in the microwave, and maybe I'll be ready for to eat it all.

Okay. Tanner, just a little heads up. When you save pizza, you usually put it in the, in the fresh. I don't like it like super cold. So you let hard. You realize that that's like, it was in the microwave for an hour. It goes like hours, hour. You were sleeping.

It was hours. No, I put it in the microwave at like midnight. It was like 3 a.m. Okay, well, you made the pizza like 8 p.m. Or 9 p.m. I always do. My parent, when we have pizza, we put it in the oven. It's literally in the oven overnight.

It doesn't matter. It's like the smallest detail. I don't know what you guys are talking about. Just keep telling the story. Put it in the microwave like I was born and raised how to do it, okay? Yeah, I know. But so I went up my room. I went up to my room and I fell asleep on ice and I was like, oh, fuck.

I was like, oh, wait, I kind of want my pizza now. So I went downstairs. I was all alone. I was like, hello? Guys? Oh, I was like, all right. And I walked downstairs. I opened the microwave and to my surprise, oh, all of my pizza is completely gone.

Where the fuck is it? I looked to the counter, one slice is eaten. They're scattered on different places. I'm like, who's manhandling the pizza that I had? So I'm like, man, give me this shit. And I put them all on the plate. And I took the plate up to my room and I fucking ate it. There was one pizza that I recognized it was not mine.

And I left it there. I was like, that's not my pizza. I'm a good man and I won't eat somebody else's pizza. So I brought it up to my room and ate it. And I was like, all right, cool. And you watched the video. Before we got back somehow. I don't know how.

I fell asleep. I watched like a binge and Babish. I watched a binge of Babish. I watched a binge of Babish fell asleep and that. So what I didn't under, what I don't understand is, first of all, how my friends try to convince me that I only had two pieces of piece of for like 40 minutes. My friends. That was, that was annoying. Like, I didn't.

It wasn't my fault. You were falling for years. You were falling for years. You were fucking troll for so fucking long, dude, it was like free. You guys, you're really so oblivious that you almost convinced me that reality was like shattering before my eyes. I thought you were fucking crazy. Do you know how bad I was strolling him? Do you know what the last thing that I said to Isaac was before I went upstairs?

I was like, I was like, I feel really bad for you, man. Your entire reality is going to be warred for the rest of your life because you're going to have no idea where that beats away. And then I walked up to sit there. Dude. The last single room. He was looking at me. Dude, he was sitting down.

He was standing up against the fridge like this with his head down. And then the last time I turned around to look at him, he was like sitting down on the couch. He was like this. You guys were like that. I was sitting there trying to contemplate what happened. And then you were like, did anybody drink alcohol during this? No. Not a single.

He was sober as a stone. I drove to the gas station and drove back. I didn't have any alcohol. Not a single soul. I told him. I literally was so confused. I was like, Isaac,

you could have all the pieces of piece I have left, which is four, which is even more. That wasn't even worth it. That wasn't even worth the satisfaction I'd get if I found the pizza. But okay, synopsis of this entire story is that. Why are you doing it?

Shut the fuck up. I won't beat you to death. It was all your fault. You took Taylor's pizza without asking and then everything went downhill because you didn't have. The synopsis is that even though it may look like it's the embarrassing outcome that, oh, you guys didn't hide the pizza, it feels so good to know that I actually was not tripping on my fucking dick and I was actually had to a piece of pizza. That's great. That's great for all of us because I know that now, you know, we have this as an example for when you freak out again. And you fucking start grabbing my food and you fucking grab my pants and rip him off and then you grab my shirt and rip my skin off and wear it. He was literally up in the air on his leg.

I was upside down. You're gonna be my food He was like reaching He thought that I put three pieces of pizza in the couch He was like where is it? Like I was gonna hide it in the couch At one point yummy Yummy went to the plushies

He was like Oh you're talking about this piece right here That was like 45 minutes in Oh my God I was so funny though Yummy was fuck it with him so bad The satisfaction I get for knowing that there was actually two pieces of pizza

Just far outweighs the embarrassment That's great thing for you Who ate in my life? Who ate the other slice? Because I had three on a plane. I ate one piece and then I had two pieces for, like, I was going to eat it with my beef jerky. And I think what's really sad about this entire story is that I got, like, gas station food. And I left Dad out with Yummy's Pizza and just went to fucking bed.

Like, I was so mentally drained that I just left it alone. He didn't eat any of it. He wasted it. No. And I was, you know what? I thought it was a classic Patrick Star, you ate my chocolate bar situation. Yes. It's like, yes.

You ate my chocolate bar. And it's all over his face. All right here. You got the pepperoni. You got the pepper right here. You got the mushroom right here. Who had my last piece of pizza? Was it yummy? Ah. And then so dumb. All right. Man, I don't even, you know. It was funny because this morning when we all woke up, the first words Isaac said to me is like, where were you last night? Like a police officer. I was in my room. He was like, if you come out between like three and four a. I am, I was like, yeah? He was like, what were you doing? I was like, I went and got my pizza that I about and ate it.

What did he do? What did he do? He was like, dude. Dude, no, immediately. Because I was there to witness it immediately, all the relief from my body. I screamed at the top of my lungs. To Yummy's room. I'm like, Yomi, can I come in, please? He's like, I'm just sitting there.

I'm like, generate the pizza last night. And he was like. And I'm just sitting there. I'm like, I bought it. It was mine. I thought I was in trouble because I ate so much pizza. I'm like, it was my. No, and then I did.

Yeah. to remind you, I'm like, Dennis, not your fault. I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm like, I gave me a hug. I gave you a hug because I felt so bad because it was it was it was your pizza and it was I can't believe you didn't wake up because Isaac was literally like, seriously, who hid my pizza? Wasn't you yummy? Who hit it? Larry. No, I heard Larry scream one time. I was like, and I went back to bed. I was like, ah, it was like. Yeah, because Larry was actually like trying to make Isaac stop because Larry picked up that it wasn't a bit before me. And he was like, it was...

Isaac! I didn't touch your pizza! Dude, I had to swear on my family's life. I used my mom's real name. I used my life. I used my grandparents. I had to. That's not your mom's real name.

He was like, that's not your mom's real name. And you were like... Yeah, I said that. That's not even your mom's real name. I'm like, what do you even know? It was. I had no idea. I caused so much discourse.

You could have woken me up and asked me if it was that bad. I didn't want to do that because I know... No, because I thought Isaac was actually a... fucking psychopath. I thought there was never any other pizza. I felt like fucking, what's that guy from the American Psycho, Patrick, some Bateman. Fucking Patrick Bateman.

Yeah, that's who I felt like. I felt like American psycho. All right. But someone else killed my pizza and I had to figure it out. I was a detective. You know, I was so excited to tell the story, but now it just, it just makes me like, I don't know. That was fucked up. That was like a fucked up moment. Okay. Girl, we need a story lifter.

Can you tell us how you broke your This is where you're shining on me. I don't got any lifters around here. No, no, no, no, no, listen. I just want you to tell you. Tell your life. Tell us everything. Tell your life. You said two weeks you grew up a lot.

How did you grow up? Exactly. Start with details. You remember. If you don't want to say it on the podcast, it's fine. You broke your phone. Well, I got a lady friend now. That's really different and new for me.

It's fun. And then summer. I finish school. I'm done with high school, basically. Oh, that's more, gr, yes, sir. Then tell us. With all Ayes and bees.

Oh, that a boy. Genius, son. We ain't got no D's, man. We ain't got no D's on B. Literally, literally my third day, no, second day of being done with school forever, I fractured my ankle. I was gonna say, tell us how you ruined your summer.

Yeah, so my summer's ruined, basically. I have to wear this, this air cast here. for a... Oh, I thought it was a full boot. That's not like a whole like space ball. But, no, I have to wear this for like six to eight weeks, which sucks. It doesn't even hurt that bad. It's like a myth, I think.

The doctor literally lied to me because he read the x-ray and was like, yeah, it just looks like it's praying to me. You'll have to wear this for like two weeks. And I was like, okay, cool. And then he's like, oh, actually I sent it to the radiologist who reads like 500 x-rays a day. And apparently that you have a fracture and you're going to have a fracture and you're going to to wear this for like two months down. It looks like a springle to me. You look at it.

The bones like all fraction. It's like individual. It's like it. It was bad. Like basically what I was doing, I was trying to allie up the curve maybe this high. And I'm just starting to skateboarding. So I'm like,

I can do that because how it was, it was a slanted curve and I was working my way up the slant. And I was like beasting it. And I'm like, you know what? Forking. I'm going to go for the full thing. And then I went for the full thing. And the board went out from under me.

And I was in the Ollie like, patch position for my front right foot and the boy went out and I laid it on the concrete with like full force on a rolled ankle and I had like a golf ball on the side of my foot it's like that much all of your all of your all your skater friends like dapping you up like

hell yeah let's go Jack let's go Jack it's just it's just me and Camden and he was laughing at me he was like dude you're fine I know you're fine because he's like foot's like off.

It's funny. I texted the group show. I texted a group chat. We're in a center picture and everyone was like, dude, that is sprained. That is fractured. Like, you're done. And Kenner was like,

no, dude, you're literally fine. Like, walk it off. I thought it was fine. Oh, no. I looked fine.

It was like a bubble. It was a red. There's no discoloration. The only reason. The only reason I thought he was fine is because like, when I had mine, it was only a sprain. But then the fucking doctor told me,

if I broke it, I would have been better off because it would heal better. He said if I broke it, it would heal better. Thanks for telling you that. If we cut it off, it would have been like... Yeah, so maybe your fracture was like a blessing. And maybe it'll heal better. I don't know.

I think I got maybe... I want to see the x-ray because, like, that fracture literally had to be like a million... Hairline. Yeah, hairline fracture probably. Like, little baby fracture. It doesn't... It doesn't hurt to walk on really unless you're really stomping, you know? Yeah.

So, but it really sucks because I was enjoying skating so much and now I have to like put it on old for like two months. The worst part is like the mental block afterwards. That's going to be like the worst thing. Yeah. Yeah. Like yeah, because I I've been having so much fun going outside recently and now I can't frolic around

in the in the fields. Does it at all like right like right now I know you're not back in shape but like right now does it all scare you to like go back and try it again? No, I want to. The thing the thing I was the most pissed about this whole thing is that I know if I had like two more attempts, I literally would have landed it.

Like I was, I was right there. Skateboard community, go get a marker. Go to your skateboard. Hang on. I actually have a funny thing. All over. I think we're watching droopy and there was like a, there was like a scene. What is that?

That's you? Daddy. Yeah. Oh my God. Because like I couldn't, you know, you ever had growing pains like in your legs and stuff? Yeah. It feels like that. just like, like times 13.

And it's like, it sucked. Because I was, I was like walking around. I was like, yeah, I'll just walk it off. I could not walk. Grunk, when I was 14, I was like super into longboards. I was like, I like riding around town just hanging out. And I had a friend and he was like, all right, bomb this hill. You've been riding around too long.

You got to bomb this hill. I was like, it was like a Walmart longboard. I was like, okay, I'll try. And I didn't know there's like a. So I was just like standing straight up on my longboard. going down the hill. And I got these things called speedwobbles, like, like, more of the snow.

Oh, yeah. I've never seen it before my life. Oh, big air. By the way, I was 13 and I was like 270 pounds. Whoa, big boy. I was big. They set you up. They actually set you up on purpose.

You went like it was with best friends back in the day. I was a big ass kid, too. I got speedwobes and I trashed my head on the sidewalk, no helmet. And I got knocked out for like 20 minutes. Oh. Like a dog with your blood walked away. And they're like, a guy, you have a concussion.

Like, you have to go over here. I'm like, I'm going to take a nap over here. Like, no, don't sleep. I'm like, I'm going to take a nap. Don't sleep. Why did they always say not to sleep? Get that flashed out of my face. I don't know.

There's no flashlight, Tanner. Get the flash light on my face. I got told the same thing. I got told if I slept during a concussion and go into a coma and I wouldn't wake up when I was a kid. What? Is that real? That was scary.

I got, I just like passed out. I don't think it's true. I knew I couldn't sleep. I was like, I'm going to take a nap. And I just passed out for 10 minutes. And I woke up to my dad. I was like, hey, T, come on. We got to go, buddy.

I'm like, I'm like, oh. You wait for this, when you like soup, like alphabet soup? And I didn't know I fucked up to hill. Yeah, but I had something called the contusion right on the corner of my, my head. Maybe that's what's what's like you. And it's what people say. I can still feel it. It's like a bump.

By the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, about you. Yeah. While it's not clear where this idea comes from, it's mostly a. myth, the whole sleep after concussion. It's a myth. It's all this fun. It's folklore. I got I got praise from all the skaters of my neighborhood when I broke my

arm on my skateboard. That's like a big thing. It's like a ride of gas. That was my first, that was my first bad thing that happened to me while skating. Like everybody has to happen. I wish it happened out of a skate part with like people because I know they would have like picked you up and like, they would have like took care of me. Like a trophy of you came out.

A golden statue of the scare part. I wish it happened at any time other than now, I think. because like, literally summer just started and everyone wants to go do summer things. Dude, as soon as you're able to, like, as soon as the doctor says you can, you need to do, like, a bunch of physical therapy exercises

to strengthen it back up. Because with my ankle sprain, like, my senior year, it was really, it was really fucking bad. No, because you don't scare it. No, you need to restrengthen your ankle. It's not even like that. Like, I can do fine, bro. Those ligaments, that's not the thing, though.

Like, when those ligaments and everything get stretched out, like, you need to, like, restrengthen them and tighten them back up. Or else they'll stay loose. Like, they will not be, like, as tight as he wants them to be. Everything that's in there. Besides the fracture, I mean. Like, I could see myself, like,

like, trying this again and then the exact same thing happening. I would be so upset. Oh, my goodness. We're just going to describe how, like, it's so normal. Yeah, you have a good persistence, though, to, like, want to do it again after what happened.

Dude, I know, I know, like, I was usually so good. I was speaking. That's usually, yeah, it's exactly when Squaters. That's when Tony Hogg died when he did his first Ollie his head came off his head came off completely

and you know what he did got up brushed it off and then went back on and he fucking knelled and he fucking tried I was I was even thinking about

like yesterday I was in the same spot just because Camden wanted to go skate a little bit before we went and met up with our other friends I was like one second away from trying it again

even with the forked up ankle no screw it like the only The only reason I did it was because I like, I tried dropping off a curb and like I kind of put my foot down instead of dropping off and it hurt really bad. I'm like, okay, I really shouldn't do that. I'll be real. I gave up longboarding altogether after that fall.

I never longboarding again. What about when Isaac got his? You don't want to try it out? Oh. Were you scared when he? No, every time I see a longboard, I just remember when I fall. I'm like, shit, I just fucking fuck my head off. I was like, I'll try it.

I was like the first time I picked up a longboard. Tell me about a story. He has, his driveway is like super steep and he can stay down at fine. But he had this friend and literally like they just started their day. They were like going out to the spot. And his friend tried to roll down his driveway. And it's like a straight to flat ground type thing. And his friend, his friend ate it.

It just ate it. Like completely ate it. And he said he went quiet and he had to walk him home and he was like sobbing on the way. I'm not going to lie. I was an asshole. I would laugh hysterically at kids who would fall forward when they're doing this. Like you know the fucking like like. Yeah.

And it happens for so long too. Like I remember in middle school dude in middle school there was, you know, like the Rams for like kids like a wheelchair and shit. Like there was a kid running and he tripped and he was just that doing that for like a good. It felt so long. I felt like it was happening for so long. And I was crying on the floor, like, laughing when he, like, fucking fell in shit. Oh, dude, it was so fucking funny. I don't know.

I was going to say the first time went to a skate park because we were talking about skate parks. And we were talking about crying. I cried the first time I went to a skate park when I was 10. I was 10 years old. And, like, where I grew up, skating wasn't really a thing. It wasn't big. Like, South Georgia, like, nobody fucking skates. Everybody plays, like, football and basketball.

But then I moved up to Idaho for six months. And skating's huge up there. It's like skating in cars are, like, the two things. and, like, smoking cigarettes and, like, meth and shit. But I went to a skate park, and I was the youngest one there by far. Everybody was, like, probably, like, 16, 17. But when you're, like, 10, that looks like they're, like, 80 years old. Like, they seem so much older than you and, like, like, scary.

And I just kept trying to, like, do anything. I was, like, decent. Like, I could Ollie or whatever. I was, like, almost able to kick flip. I could do, like, pop chavits and shit. But I was, like, really nervous because everywhere I was riding, people were just going, like, boom, all around me. And there was this one time where I was, like, going down this little ramp.

and there was a dude that was coming on the same direction as me, and he was trying to go all the up the staircase next to the ramp. And, like, he, like, got off his board and started running next to it because he saw me coming. And he was like, God fucking damn it, dude. And I was like, literally, I just, like, I just, like, skated to, like, one of the picnic tables. I just started crying because I got so scared.

Oh, you guys going to, like, kill me. No, you guys so mad. I got really scared when I saw, like, a group of people skating. I waited for them all to leave just to skate. Me too. There are anger issues. the skate. Some of them. Some of them are really, really sweet though. Some of them are like really They're either chill or they killed somebody. Yeah, they want to kill everybody. It's never in between. Yeah. The first time I went to a skate park with my friends, they knew how to skate. I didn't know shit. And the whole time I think I sat there daydreaming about me skating really cool and like showing off front of them. And by the time I was done with like daydreaming, they're already gone. I'm like, all right, well, I just go back home. I didn't do shit. I just sat there looking at the fucking park. Like imagine myself doing all this shit.

Yeah. I don't know. The last time I had like a like a like a like a. incident or like an accident like that. It was really funny. It was after this like, uh, this whole fucking breakup thing I had, I was like, I'm gonna rebuild myself. So I started picking up biking again. I started biking. And so I there's this like really easy path to the park, right? But there's a part in the street where it does this like this big dent. There's like this big like who, right? So I, you know, first day I'm doing this whole rebuilding whatever the fuck. You know, it was so dramatic. I was going down that thing. I had a hat on. And I was I was going down really fucking fast.

My head flies back. My first instinct is to go back and grab it. As soon as I twisted, I knew I was like, oh, oh, why'd you do that? And then instantly I fought sideways, and I skid across the fucking pavement on the ground, okay? And so I'm on the ground, okay? I don't even know how to make it that.

I'm on the fucking ground on the pavement. And I go to grab my head. I look down. I have like denim, like denim pants on this jacket. My jacket's ripped. Right? here it's all ripped and then my pants are all fucking ripped on the side and I'm like walking and then it's that growing pain where like you feel nothing at first and then it starts

coming in real slow and I'm like and I'm walking because I'm scared that if I move any weird way I'm gonna like break something I'm walking on one side like all still like this and I'm walking around the neighborhood I'm like oh my God I need to get somewhere quick I need to wash this shit off and dude one of my one of these uh There was this girl who goes to my school. She just happened to live in the house I was like right in front of. And she was like outside waiting for her friend or whatever the fuck. And she saw me.

She's like, aren't you that kid who goes to my school, whatever the fuck? She's in my name. And then I didn't know who she was, but I was like, yeah. Oh, I've seen you. I don't know who she was. I've seen you before. Could I, can I use your phone to call my cousin? And then can I also clean up this blood and whatever the hell?

She's like, yeah, it's fine. So I walk in. and her mom instantly sees all, like, all, like, the blood that I had here and all that shit. And she brings me in, and she, like, kind of grabs me like this. She's like, are you okay? Are you running from somebody? I'm like, no, I was like, no, I had an accident. I was riding my bike, and I fell.

And it was just like, okay, did you even cause somebody? Like, I'm like, no, I'm like, I'm completely fine. That kind of comforting when I was younger would make me want to cry out of, like, just being so uncomfortable. I didn't know how to react because I hated that. When people would, like, over, like, over comfort you. It was so awkward for me. It would make me want to just, like, cry. I don't know.

It was weird. Yeah. I mean, I just thought, like, I get that. I get that. She was being really nice about it. This was not. Actually, wait, I was like two weeks ago. It was in my, between freshman and sophomore year.

Oh, okay. That would have been fine. Around that. But like middle school? Dude, that would have made me feel so weird. Yeah. Oh, no. If I was younger, I would have been kind of like scared of loki.

But, yeah, that was, that was the last time I've had anything similar with bikes, skateboards, anything like that. It was just that. It was pretty funny. It was pretty funny. Not to look back at it. All I've been watching is skate videos. They're so fun.

They're so good. They're very sick. Godspeed. Genesis 3. Godspeed. Yeah. Classic fucking. Well,

I was getting in a thrash. I was illegal. Illegal sieve. Illegal sieve. All the all the thrashor pop-ups are really cool. There's this one guy. I don't know who the fuck he is, but he's really, really short and he has brown hair and it's like messy.

And he did. like this. I don't even... Dude, no, no, hold on. He did like a 20 staircase like jump. I don't know. He's nuts.

He's nuts. He's nuts. I don't know who he is. There's also a kid who has his head like spray painted and it's like shaved and bleached with like red. And he's like 11 and he's also... Yeah, dude.

That is weird. Like, I find that really weird and off footing because like he's always wearing this like punk like super hardcore punk clothes and he's really like 12 years old. Oh my God. It's like...

It's very strange to see. He is really crazy. Dude, there's one, did you see that one clip of him where he was trying to grind off that rail? He just like slammed his head on the ground, like literally as hard as it. He gets up and he's fine. Yes, bro.

They can eat shit and take it. It's crazy. I don't know. It can eat it. Hey, what the hell are you doing? What? Your finger in something. I'm playing with a super cute.

What is the super cute? Is that just ultimate autism overload, toy machine? Why is your key, bro? Look, look, look. He is so just not necessary. Yes, it is. Look, he's a fucking door.

I'm not gonna lie. When I was literally a doorbell. When I was playing with it, the key was the only thing I was messing with. See, look, look, look. You can un-fucking lock it. What is in it? Nothing?

You just unlock it, man. Tanner, where did you get this? Did you end up fingering out the little spring? No, it comes with a doorstopper too. I have to take off one of these. Put a doorstopper on it and goes,

B. What is it? Just a fidget toy? I call it the super cute one. For the audio, for the audio listeners at home, Tanner has. One of the craziest. You know what?

How much was it? Come over to YouTube. Take a look at this. Dude, it is. That is all. Oh, God. It's got a switch. It's got a switch.

It's got a light switch. If you gave this to a skateboard wheel. It would be like, entertained forever. That's all right. That's all right. But it's got a faucet too. Look.

The faucet's kind of crazy. The faucet's kind of like mid-vitches, they're not even that crazy. The key is the only reason I bought it because look. They need the popper in the thumb pad. I don't know why. I don't like a fucking, there's like a,

oh look, tub faucet. That's like, that's like, that is my God, you are five years old. If anybody, if anybody wants a real fidget thing,

it's not, it's nothing crazy. Um, I saw it on Nick's, I saw it on Nick's keys. It's like, it's like the little, the little manual.

Yes, the gear shifter is so fucking good. It's so good. He's a, he needs some of these on there. Like a baby. Now you're playing with your stupid $20 dollar fidget toy.

Um, it's actually, it's actually, A little go-go juice. You will go-go-s juice. Yeah, it's good. Look at this. Look, I got the faucet, too, hot water, cold water.

Wait, burb. And I got fibrin vomit on it. I think I need to unscrew something because I want the doorstopper on it. How long have we been doing this? We're two hours in. We're two hours in. Yeah, we argued about pizza for 28 minutes, I think. Can we call this episode Pizza Gate or like the pizza?

No, probably not. Pizza gate What's all with Pizza Gate? Why are you so sudden about that yummy? What are you hiding? What are you hiding? Let's not call it pizza gate and have my name anywhere associated with it. Whoa.

Okay, it's actually hiding something. All right, I'm looking at Pizza Gate and yummy. Do not look at Pizza Gate and Yummy. Do you not look up Pizza Gat and yummy. Do not. Oh, my God. Cut it out. All right, all right, all right, this is class about.

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