The Group Chat - #56 - ITS JOEVER!

Episode Date: May 26, 2023

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Ladies and gentlemen, the episode 51, 56, five, six. 37. Episode 37 of the group chat pod. Cass. Cass. We're here with podcast. Group. Group chat.

Group chat. Nick. Group grunk. So, Willie. Yum. My name is grunk for those who don't know. Gamer. Suffs.

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This is for everybody, but you get a free shaker cup, and the free shaker cup is the polarized shaker cup. Public graphic, like a charred on, that's worth $20 million. That's actually the rarest. That's the rarest game of stuff. Dude, you just said that word. Larry, bleep it.

All right, Cam, you got to bleep that, dude. I didn't even hear what you say. Bad word, the worst word you can say on YouTube in a minute. No, the worst word you can say in a minute is fart. Don't, don't. I know, dude.

I have a trigger. I can turn it off or on. Wait, I have a... Your hair pin. Yeah. Anyway, we're joined today by Grunk and Soft Willy. Two special guests on this podcast. Hi, guys.

Wait, I'm a special guest. Everybody. No, I guess it's just Soft Willy. I just want to put someone else. Softily is a special guest. Softwil is a special guest. You think you're forgetting something. What?

I don't know, but I was just going to say, Whoa, what's this? Whoa, does this look like a gamer sub shaker thing, thing? Don't look so what you're talking about. A gamer sub. Put it away. Put it away. Put it away. Turn upside down so we can all see your full name.

It's fake. It's fake. Well, I just have to let you guys know this is not fake. And this is... It's a 3D render. This is something... Huh? Shut up, dude.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Dude, it's through the roof right now. I'm hearing riots outside. I mean, people are really strong. storming out of their houses. I'm cold.

I saw a house blow up just like out of nowhere. You guys see that weird video on Twitter? Oh, man. Just give me a second. Grunk doesn't even ever buckle down until like halfway through the podcast. He's already buckled down. I'm really cold. No, I'm like, I drank my sups and it was straight out the fridge and now I'm cold.

So that's just how it is right now. Do you guys, do you guys prefer your gamer sups? Cold? Like warm or like room temperature? like a freezing cold. Who was it? I want ice cold until I freeze a day.

I like room temperature. Room temperature is the way to go. I'm sorry. Dude, I'm so cold right now, guys.

Dude, can we get, okay, can we get a slushy machine make a gamerslub? Wait, do you like your gamers subs how you like your women?

Cold and rotting from the inside out? What? Warm and alive. Oh my God. You can go live and weird. No,

that's weird. Frozen or wet and warm. We should get a carbonation. Give soft, well, I mean, yummy. We just recently

watched American Psycho and he's kind of on like his. Okay, don't even say this weird freaking thing, dude. He like walks like he's in an edit and he's like the Sigma Mail sometimes. He was like when he woke up and he was taking a cold shower. I haven't said a single thing about the movie. I hate this joke. Yeah, well, you have a lot to say about the Fast and Furious movie, don't you?

Yeah, because it was the worst film I have ever seen in my entire life. Vin Diesel, you are such an idiot. The movies that you make. God, that movie sucks. Okay, okay. As someone who didn't see it, what is one thing that Vin Diesel said that makes him a corn ball? Oh, here we go. Can I say the line?

Can I do it? Can we all take into one to our family? Can I do it? Can I do the one that I, okay. It's funny because after the movie, I was like, I can't wait to say this on the podcast because that's how excited I was to bring this shit back up. They're in Rome, okay? And they're driving in Rome and there's a giant bomb, a big fucking bomb, like the size of like a, I don't know,

like the world's biggest. It's bigger than a car, dude. It's like, it's huge. It was a big ball bomb. It was like a big game. And it's rolling down the streets of Rome, all right? And there's two nuns walking across the street. And this dude's driving a car to chase the bomb to try to stop it.

And he's like, move out the way. This is none your business, ladies. I guessed it. I called it. I guessed it. In my head, I said, none your business. I absolutely called it. Wow.

There's no way he said that. Wow. It was, it was Roman. No, no, no, no. It was Roman. It was Roman. Okay. You're like, your vicious ladies.

Oh, my God. Is he supposed to be like a comedic relief type of guy? Yes, he was, dude. That's all it was. It was the most obvious comedic relief. And if flippant sucked, dude, it flippant sucked. I've seen every single Fast and Furious movie. And I loved it.

I love all the Fast and Furious is even the ninth one, which everyone kind of hates for some reason. Did you see Tokyo drift? Yeah, man. That, yeah. And I saw Hobbs and Shaw, which is like the spin-off. This movie was the biggest pie. of dog shit I have I've ever seen not only did it ruin my entire taste for Fast and Furious it ruined my taste for all movies

I had to come home and start watching Baby Driver and even Baby Driver was like the golden pearl compared to what I just saw in a theater I thought like like more fresh my palate it was dude it ruined film for me I made me real live for me every time you guys were talking anytime you yummy or you Isaac were talking I felt like I was still in Fest and Fierrears and you guys were like quoting I'm hungry and then like dramatic zoom in to your your face and you're like, dude. It was so, dude, it actually... Talk about the hospital thing when the girl got shot in the shoulders. No, no, no, no, no. Talk about the dog. Talk about the dog. Spoilers. Spoilers. Spoilers. We haven't watched the movie yet. It doesn't matter. Don't go see it.

Do not. Go see the movie. Hold on now. Hold on now. Before you say that, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to go and see this movie, go look at Google reviews, they will have eight or nine stars. No. It's high. It's high for you right now. The film ends and it's a cliffhanger into a trilogy three-parter. So don't go see it. I just ruined it for you. Exactly.

There you go. Someone dies. I'll tell you who dies. John Sina. Don't know. And fast X. There you go see FAS and furious. He ruined it.

He died in the dump. He did. He did. He did. He did. He literally said 50s. He goes, you need to go live your life, man. There you go.

Oh, no. Reason. Step us up. Literally, he was driving straight on the road. He's like, you need to go live your life, Vin. There was nothing wrong with He didn't need to die He was nothing

He was going like 45 miles an hour There was this whole portion With this little kid is like fixing it And he finally fixes it He fixes the gun And then they never use it And then he still dies The kid but John Cena dies

It was so died He committed suicide for no reason In the villain Fast and Furious franchise They're able to like shit out movies Because they know anyone would watch it For the most part

Like they know at some point Someone like Tanner's dad Would watch the movie and like it. You know what I'm saying? I've never seen it's not. I think it's definitely like it. I think it's definitely.

It's just because the explosions. Explosions. I'm team. Listen, listen. Listen. I'm team explosion. Grunk, if you like visual effects, I will say this right now.

It had insane visual effects. It was very well put together. It was very pleasing to the eye, but to the ear. I'm team. It was a good film. The CGI. All I hear you,

all I hear is. Nothing. but positive things about this movie so far. Oh, man. Tanner and I are going to go. We're going to go see. We're going to have a fun time. There was a scene where a girl got shot in the shoulder.

She's laying there for about five minutes. And then a lady walks up, like five minutes after Vise's staring at her. You stop petting me? I, Oop. I, not me getting butterfly. I want to talk about a masterpiece that released in the past two weeks.

What? Last week. This week. This week. This week. This week. This week. Because Trudette?

No. No. It was, it was one, one piece episode 1062. Let me just say. Yummy was saying something.

Yeah, sorry. Whoa. I want to hear about one piece. Wait, why you, oh, okay. The girl's piece. Truth.

Let me just say that this, this episode was probably the best animated episode of any anime to ever release. Wait, well, hold on, hold on. Are you talking? Is the one demon slayer episode in the mix? What, the movie or the just... Yes.

No, there's a one. There's two demon slayer episodes that are like, uh, Sakuga. I forget the term. It's just really good. Yeah. No, this was like a cinematic masterpiece, but a weekly episode. Wait, did boy toy come finally? No. There's a man named boy toy. It's a boy. A boy toy named Troy.

Detroit. He used to live in the toy. He used to live in the tree. One one else. But, um, Captain Lucy. That, that was, um, like, my jaw dropped. My jaw dropped. I was laughing out of, out of excitement.

Did you cry? It was that good. Watch one piece. Okay. All right. Yeah. What's with the, are you serious? What's with the weird face?

What's going on, man? This was a duck lips, huh? This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles. Dick bigger than the tower. I don't talk about Eiffle. Okay, Barb. Okay, Barb. Okay, Barb.

I'm a barb. Anyways, what I was going to say. I'm a level temper. There was a scene in Fast X where this lady gets shot in the shoulder. That's what I was in the middle of talking about. Okay? She's laying on the ground. Whatever.

Like, passed out. And then some lady walks up and she goes, she needs a hospital. Dude, that was like a meme. So I'll make that a meme and put it on bind. Dude, yeah, that was, that was, wait, that was the, the Kim Peel skit. Wait, who said bitch? The lady?

No, nobody said bitch. I said bitch. I was just saying that the writing in the movie was so bad. They basically state. They state the obvious and make it so dramatic for no. Wait, what was the original one that Isaac said that first quote that Vin Diesel said? Isaac. Oh, I made that up, but it was something he would say.

What was it that you would make that you made up? Something about being in the lines then. Oh, yeah. The rubber man in the road. He was like, he was like. who playing with the lion, but now you're in my den. I want to say this guy.

I'm a method actor. Yeah, he pretended it was him for a second. I felt like I had to be a method acting for that. Dude, he was my favorite in the Pacifier and no other movie. He is the baby. What is that? Is he a baby in that?

That was a good movie. That was a sound of me. I recently watched a pretty good movie. What? What? Which one actually? Most of it, actually. I haven't finished it yet, but it's called

incantation. Why didn't you finish it, huh? Incantation. Because we ran out of time. Couldn't have been that good. We. It was in class. The classroom? No.

The graduation class? Do you guys graduate and watch that movie? Oh, was bro with a girl? All right. Hold on that second. Mr. Long Dick Johnson. What the fucking call? Sorry.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's just say I was with the girl. Okay. John? What the flea? Hey, Gras, Gras, follow me.

What the flea? But no. Take off your glasses. Take off your glasses. You're so freaking, you're so freaking crazy. Oh, you dab to start of the roof.

What she was like out to the roof? She was going on to the roof. She was up there. You guys were not supposed to see that. So, speaking of movies that we were just talking about. You guys ever see the tooth fairy? They didn't even let me talk about the movie.

Like Wayne Johnson? Yeah. You didn't. He's talking about re-adpartation or whatever. Pause, pause. Pause. But yeah, we got to talk about it. You're just like, what's the movie?

And Grog was like, incantation, but we couldn't even watch it. And then you like explain everything. You're like, anyways, you remember the two, fairies? Just under his breath. They're like, I think it's explaining. Yeah. You're like, don't let anybody. I want to know about incantation first.

No, it's like, Dwayne. Like, it's actually. Because I got a movie I watched the other day. You're interrupting him. Yeah. Me? No, I was just saying let's go through everybody's favorite movies you've watched recently. So, so, I just watched pilots in the Kaua, B, and dude. Do you, are you okay?

I'm tall. Let's talk everyone, everyone. Pause and listen to Grunk and his girl's story. I don't do this often. I don't do this often. Go ahead. We know. So go ahead.

Spotlights on you. Go. Go. So this incantation movie, it's like genuinely chilling. You know how like cult movies are normally like, uh, whatever. This one is like genuinely a chilling. cursed cultish movie. It's very scary.

You should watch it. It's like, it's like, it's good. Is this the one that's in movie theaters right now? I don't, I don't think so. But it's, it's, it's Chinese, actually. Which is, I've never watched a Chinese movie. They are good. Chinese horror movies are scary. I started watching a Chinese movie that was dubbed.

It's awful. The voice acting is completely dog shit. But it's called a writer's odyssey. And it's, no, they got it down over there, man. It's good. This isn't Chinese, but it's Korean. It's called a parasit. by the way.

It's a great film. That is a great film. That is a good movie. What was that in the voice? It's like an electric guitar. It's the guitar hero. It's the guitar here. It's a fuck-up.

All right. Go ahead. Grunks are you're saying, incantation. Yeah, it's good. But some of the CGI's kind of ruins the immersion sometimes. But other than that, if you put that aside, it's really good. So it's kind of like berserk.

Yeah. The CGI is just like, oh. No, not that bad. Don't know. Relatively close to be like that's everything. That's everything. I don't bring up. I remember I watched Berserk, and I was like, Isaac, you should watch this.

It's actually not that bad. I was like, I looked at my phone. I looked at my phone like you're an idiot. There's one frame. There's one part of Berserk where he goes like this. Like, that's literally the whole thing. I think I know exactly here. Yeah.

All right. Tanner? Tanner. Oh, me? Okay. I watch it's Tanner's turn. I think this takes like the cake in my favorite movie of all time right now. I'll be real.

I took the number one spot. No, no, it's not biased. Wait, can we guess? You'll never guess it. Wait, what is it? Is it like a real life film or like an animated film or what is it? It's an animated film. It's like a,

Ponyo, put you, Panio. No, it's not a Ghibli bullshit. Wait, no, it's not Ghibli bullshit. Wait, what's going to be? Soul, is it English? Nope. It's English, yes.

Is it Disney? It's Claymation. It's Claymation kind of. Oh, Watson. Fantastic. No, it's not Watson. Fantastic. John the City Fox.

John. Fantastic Mr. Fox. Wait, hold on. Is it older news? Oh, Doug got it. What is it? Mr. Fox? It's such a you film, too.

That's the greatest movie I've ever seen in my entire life. Wow. So cool. It's like, it looks so cool. All right. And it's like, oh, it's just like too real. It's too real of a movie. Too real.

Wes Anderson made it. Oh, wait, okay. It'll eat you up. It'll eat you out. It's so good. Yeah, I've heard it's really good. But I can't watch claymations after that one, that one claimation of the, of the, of the Simpsons family,

getting more. No, no, no. Have you ever seen Hempster hell? You ever seen it on YouTube? I don't want to see it. That is one of the weirdest grosses like claymation videos. I think we've ever seen in my life. It's not even like that.

Claimation videos are always worked. It's just the idea of it and like what happens. It's kind of weird. Is there a G-Force 2? No, and I'm pissed about it. I've been waiting over a decade for that shit. You mentioned hamsters? No, it's skinny things, but.

I don't know. I've been waiting for G-Force since I was a wee little dude. I always confused G-Force and G-I-Joe. When I first saw the trailer for that movie, I actually thought it was like the craziest movie to date to come out. made like a billion dollars box office. Do you guys remember that he is sole commercial

with the hamsters driving suits? Yes, dude. You guys stuff in like rushing like jumpsuits or whatever? Yeah. It would be like a cutaway and you just see like a real-life hamster going like ooh-o-oh. Yeah. Yeah.

I watched the movie recently. I watched a movie. Soft Willie. What was the movie about, man? My fellow movie? Oh. No, we were talking about movies we've watched recently. All right.

So the movie that I recently watched was the first Pirates of the Caribbean, which is a black pearl. Yes. Black Pearl? Yeah, we used to the black Pearl. That's the one where he goes, Hey, Poppy. When she said, again, with the keys. Hello, Poppy.

Paulet. Paulet. What do you mean, Parley? Parley. I never watched that. The Pirate Road stage that Porla means you to bring me to the ship. I'm only into one kind of pirate. I don't remember that.

It's a great as soon. It's over 400 times. Oh, because you bought it. That's right, too. No, no, no, no, no. I've owned it since I was a wee little man. Yeah. It was my favorite.

I fell asleep to that movie every single night for an entire summer. Really? Yes, I was, wow. Do you remember this song? Zechias was a wee little man and a wee little man was he. He climbed up to the Sycamore tree for the Lord he wanted to see. I do. Is that a church song?

It is. Yeah. Do you remember this song? Strengthful rises we wear. Yeah, I do. I do remember that one. Anyways, tell us about first of the Caribbean one. It was awesome, but I'm also currently watching the Caribbean, too, and it's awesomer.

Have you ever seen those movies? Okay. Oh, my gosh. There's a new Transformers coming out. Oh, yeah, there's a king call. Dude, you just like, oh my gosh. Dude, you didn't lock their inner zest. No, I think it's getting bad, guys.

It's getting bad. I noticed with Bumble Slay. I noticed, I noticed, I noticed, I noticed, I've started. to stand like this too. Oh, no. Stop standing like that, Grunk, your dad is going to be in front of you.

Do it again? I'm going to stand like a man. You are zest fast. I've been starting to stand like this long. No, but also I've adopted this one. Yeah. Are you reading? Wait, take your pants off.

Take your pants off. Grunk, I don't know if you should be hanging out with girls anymore. Oh my God. All right. Y'all should, y' all not ready for my arch. Can I come into the South Wally's room

and do my arch? Yeah, yeah, you're good. I hope you guys can't see my butt. All right, so, for the listeners that actually, I don't even think there are many people that listen here to us on Spotify.

Stop saying the listeners shit. They say viewers. I said listeners. You can come in. I think you're done. I think you're done. One second. But, shut up.

Isaac ain't even got it like that. He ain't even got it like that. He kind of do got it like that. He do got it like that. He do got it like that. If we dropped it from a three-story building, he would mount up off his buffalo. You know, like a little mung, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, mong. Look at that.

I don't even need a church. Dude, I don't support this part of the podcast. Get him back to his room. Get him back to his room. You know, do you know, do you know what happens in the leak, I think? Exactly. They're doing to each other. They go too far.

They're groping. They're literally groping. I hope that we have an IOL podcast one day so that we can do this to each other every day. That was the last one. Getting back to your round off. What if it was called a can opener? What do you say? I don't know.

Anyways, I got a new chair. No, I want to say it on my movie, dude. I'm sorry, sorry. I haven't gotten yet. Goodness gracious, man. Like a can opener? Recently, I watched myself a film, a movie, if you will. Let's hear it.

On the platform of Netflix on my TV. It's so, fellow. It's a so. And there is a man's wiener in it, so beware. If you want to watch the movie, That is in there. So if you don't want to see that.

I think that's like you were playing that scene a few times. I walked into your room. You're playing it over. Yeah, I played it in slowmo, backwards, reverb and black and white. You were like so close to your screen too. You're like running a monitor. I was licking it. Yeah, I know.

Yeah. It's called Creep 2 and it was actually a pretty good movie. I love that movie. I love. That movie is good. I love Creep 2. I fucking love Creep 2. I eat it up.

No, creep 2 is good because like you could feel it has low budget, but the delivery. and the over-delivery from the budget is very incredible. It's called no budget and they record it with their eye.

So this is the second one. You've watched the first one too right. I saw it like a long time ago I forgot everything about it so I watched the second one. We need a rerun. Peach-fuzz!

Did they go in but do they relate to each other? The first one yes. The first one makes the second one sort of makes. Yeah. Also there are you mentioned a pair of boobs

that are in creep too. Don't look at the boobs. You just said there's a we needer because we're not going to mention the pair of kids. Worse than boobs in my opinion. Wait, wait, wait. I think you're just afraid of them.

In a movie. I mean, depending was, was the weena, hellie? If I see a wiener in a movie, I'm like, look at that thing. You were like, look down for a second. Like, just quick, like. Wait, wait. It's a different level of graphic nudity.

I think that it's so much above. Time out, time out. You ever been watching a movie with your family and then like a sex scene or like a kissing scene comes on? And you go look at your phone or something like that? I look at my dad in the eyes. I'm like, I have.

I have, I have, I have, such an embarrassing, like, horrible. I lost, forgotten memory that I forgot about until now. But I wouldn't, okay, we were eating dinner, right? Me and my mom and my dad were eating dinner. I put on the TV, the big TV, um, Narcos. I'm like, you know what? Oh, I'll watch it with the family. Why not?

Okay, it's a good show I hear about it all the time. That show cussed so much. It's not a family show. No, no, no, no, no, no. The first episode, they're fucking rough. Like, they're going. And I'm over here eating food that my mom made me with my dad and we are just watching this and I pause it and I apologize and I just turn off the TV and it's silent afterwards. Sorry guys.

It is quiet eating after that and I said I go to my room and I cry. Mama, I'm sorry. How old were you? 13. Maybe. I don't know. What? I don't know.

I don't remember. Were they fucking like this? They were they were. Dude. They were like animals. I was taking advantage of. By who? When I was a kid.

Oh, no. Okay. Oh, hold on, hold on. Let me explain. Verbly, verbally, verbally, verbally. What? Okay, here, here, I watched a movie, right? I watched a movie, you know, Tenacious D.

Oh, that's a good movie. That's a good movie. I was eight, seven years old, and my friend's older brother, there's a scene where Jack Black's like, Huh? Dude, Are you a victim right now? Is that what you're showing?

No, listen. Listen, I'm going to explain everything. It's going to make sense. Let me explain. My friend's older brother showed me the scene in the movie where he's like, we're going to rock your ear pussies off. So I thought that that was something in your ear.

So I kept telling people. So I was going to. So you got taken advantage as a kid because someone said earpussies in a movie? No, they told me to go tell people that I was going to finger their ear. pussy. Who is like the movie guys? The older brother. And then I did. And then I did. And I told people at school. Older people at school.

How old were you? I was like seven. Dude, older siblings and their friends are the worst for kids growing up. Because they would show me Chuck. They would show me Chuckie versus G.I. Joe. They would show me scary car. You don't know that. It's an old, old whatever.

Chuckie versus G. Guy Joe. Okay. Scary cars. Oh, scary. Scary cars. Fuck dumb. Scary car is fuck. I was dude. man, yeah. Dude, back when YouTube that was gonna be worse, not my bad. Back when YouTube was

like really fucking simple, you could like get away with just like scary dollhouse, scary whatever. And if I uploaded, if I uploaded scary Discord dollhouse,

I think it would actually like not do terrible. And it'd be eight seconds long and be a dog let's do. We made it Discord and scary house haunted house.

That's scourd scary. Just got to make a haunted house. You have to go through the voice channels and there's like a line in there that plays jump scare music. I have an idea

Let's read scary stories in Discord Oh dude and then play out on Oh, poopie Let's make haunted videos in Discord Ew, Isaac, bro, what the fuck You just open a memory Yeah, you're welcome for bringing that back Oh, what the heck

I don't know what he's talking about Stinky Stinky Oh yeah Stupid monkey Tainner's making a mean face Yeah That was 20-20 humor

That was way long ago It wasn't even humor Yes, it was a viral meme, dude. Oh, there's a viral meme. Every viral meme is so funny. Dave, you used my viral meme. Who just uploaded a video called that? Dude, me and, me and mommy used that viral meme.

He would be like, Use this is a dead. I have a title idea for a video. That's Nick. I don't know. Nick all day today, I'm just going to be the most annoying person on the entire planet of all time ever.

I didn't even doing it. And then you yell at a stream like a banshee for an hour. Look, it looks like, It looks like a, it looks like toad. What the hell is that? Is that your new, is there your new vlog camera? It's a microphone top. Doesn't it look like a fluid toad if he was from the hood?

Um, so guys, we are back. That's fine. That's fine. It's fine. We are back. It's fine. It's fine. The group chat podcast.

I actually got my first tattoo. No, you did not. Let me see. You got us the crazy statue. You got us the first half, buddy. Oh, that's classic. I have a question. What's up?

I have a question. What's good? Do you shave your happy trail? What? You want to see? What? No, no. No.

No. What is wrong with you? No, no, the reason why, the reason why. So just organized, we are. You wanted to take out Toad from the hood, but then he's going to ask grunk about his happy trail. And then 30 seconds later. But there's nothing wrong with the happy trail. If he went to the pool, he'd be showing his happy trail.

Dude, turn it off. No. Why is it called a happy trip? Topic. No, why is told the happy trail? Stop. What are you so happy? Because it leads to a little happy place.

Oh, yeah, I didn't know that. Stop, stop. The hair that's in your belly button is the happy trail. So I was like, oh, dude, just shave that. Because when he was here, he had his shirt off. He was like, I forget what he was doing. So when you were here, you were looking at someone's happy trail? Another grown man's happy trail.

I'm like, Brooke, you got to shave that, my boy. Looks like a weird, dude. You're weird with hair. No, Nick is weird with hair. That's his problem. Nick shaves off like every body inch of hair. Like, does not have a hat of him. Put it away, clutching.

Put it away. away. I shaved my happy trail because I'm saying everything because you're weird. I asked, I asked. He did. Was the, Errant did ask. Ask what? No, I asked.

Nick, but he asked because you. No, no, no. It was in Tampa. Excuse me. It wasn't here. It was in Tampa. I get nipple hair. I get a clash. That's why I did too. We were sharing all of room. I get bad nipple hair.

But, um, bad. They're like long. They're like long. Yeah, mine are too. Mine are Scragly. Scragly along. Every time I like shave it, I think he got electrocuted.

I'm like, out. Then it has armpit locks. Like, I do have armpit locks. They do have armpit long. Nick shaves everything. I don't know why.

He's like, he's like, he's like, oh, I'm going to shave my shoulders, my arms. Do you shave your armpits too? No. He's the smoothest discussion today.

He's the smoothest man alive. His legs, he shaves his groin and his, like, back of his brain. I know that. I actually haven't. Why are we? Oh, thank God. He shaves his gooch.

What about? Yeah, we have to cover. Can we talk about anything else? Anything on the planet? Wait, what is it that you want to talk about? Oh, yeah. Stop. Stop.

That dude, toad looks like. Stop. Okay. Instead of the mushroom kingdom. I don't know. Something else. Um. Come on, Isaac.

I graduated high school. Come on, bro. Oh, grunt graduated. Oh, yeah. You graduated. And work you guys. Fork you guys What?

Sorry. Yeah, we didn't I thought that way We didn't show up I told these clowns Two months in advance These clowns Actually more than that

More than that I was back in like Last year So those who don't know We had planning To go to Grunks graduation But between everything Going on

And also the press of the tickets And the fact that we were just So unprepared After getting home from Japan And then being so disoriented And weird and stupid We missed it dude You fucking missed it

Why we couldn't afford the tickets is because there's not enough gamers subs for we, dude. Code group sales. He's so, he's plundering. There were $30. Last month, we sold three tubs and we really need to sell at least 10. Okay. Yeah, I don't know what happened.

We were selling nine. Thanks, suckers. Our average dropped. You bunch of, three tubs. This is what three tubs. Wait, that the one that was on the toilet? Oh.

All right. Here's the topic of discussion. Now here's the topic of discussion. There was a big wad of cash that somebody from gamers would potentially might have actually had a big tea. No, we need to tell that story. We need to tell that story. We do because we never talked about it.

And where did it go? Where did it go? It's in my suitcase right now. Show it. It's allowance for you guys. I'm going to, for us? I'm going to tell the story. Back when we went to an anime convention,

it was called Iki Khan. We went there and we had this fake money we were walking around. So Tanner decides to walk up. up and give it to one of the GamerSupp's employees, and he trades, he exchanges it for actual real. It was, he had, Tanner had fake $100 bills. The employee gave him a few hundred dollars.

It was like a real bill. It was a lot more than a few hundred. It was, no, it was like almost, it was. It's like 800. Yes. Yeah. And they said, do you give T the money? All right.

That's, good job, buddy. That's what they said. They, they gave him the money. And then Tanner just pocketed it and left. And so the guy got fake money. all Tanner actually took real money. And then Tanner didn't tell anybody about it. And then held on to it.

We saw the transaction happen. And then I asked Tanner about it. No, I asked Tanner about it. He's like, oh, yeah, that's alcohol money for the house. It'll be fine. I'll buy alcohol for the house. And then he goes and buys his passport, buys a point of taking it. Which is a good reason.

You owe me over $800, by the way. You owe me a billion dollars. What the hell of. Hey, girl. Yeah. He gets like, uh, yeah, I got away with it. I got away with it. that he does do that.

If he, if they handed you all that cash, I bet you guys would have kept it for yourselves to you. No. You would have just show us. No. You didn't show us. You didn't show us. You guys were around me. They handed it to me.

They handed it to me. And yeah, me was like, what is that? I was like, I don't know. They just gave it to me. Like, what is trying to look at it? You're like, no, you're like trying to put it in your pocket. No, I didn't. I showed you.

I'm like, I don't know. And I tried to give it back to them. And they said, no, no. I said, but that's fake money. And I literally said there was like nothing secret of happening. You guys are like twisting the whole story. That is a part that is a part that I see it. I was like, no, I don't know.

This is a part I'll vouch for Tanner. Yeah, and then we'll vouch for Tanner the way he. And then I was like, all right, I'll hold on to it. Because they handed it to me and you guys like, let me. What? So hard to reach for. I'm like, dude. That's docs.

Dude, you can see your neighbor's address. No. Stop. You know what their light looks like. Rainbow, get to work. Rainbow, stop. Rainbolt. Can you see Riley?

It's like a monkey. I thought a webcam. The fucking ape. You throw your phone on the Zoom closure? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You guys want to get dinner after this? No, I ordered food.

What did you? Okay. I had Chipole. Can we brush up? Our topics list is zero now. We're just in here talking. Do you remember when we had a topic list? was sad.

Yeah. That was sad. We never stuck to like two seconds. We used that for two days. We were bad, man. We were bad at topics.

We didn't know what to do. All right. What is your guys' favorite games? We didn't know what to do. Oh my God. That fucking. In a row,

you would say, what are you guys favorite video games? Yeah. Hey, yeah, ready? Here we go. Here we go. Who are I?

Who am I? Who am I? Wait, guys, who am I? So, what are your guys' favorite games? You. No.

No. making fun of me in Isaac's video. No, a year ago, a year ago, Nick'd be like, what you guys been up to lately? 30 minutes into the podcast. So what did you guys do this week? So, uh,

what's been your favorite thing about this week? This favorite thing. I don't know, I made a sandwich. My favorite thing? Dude, I tried, I tried to skate. I tried skateboarding on a fractured ankle.

And, oh, yeah, tell that story, dude. I did. I told it last week. I told her last week. Yeah, we talked about that

and then how that's going. I don't even, sorry. All right, all right, all right, all right. Let him go. He's going to freak the hell out, dude. There's something that's so.

Oh, man. Okay, how about this? I can already see all the comments on this one damn fucking video. Let him go. Let him out. Time out. Time out. Pause.

We've only been here for 34 minutes. Have we even talked about Japan? That's because we've restarted three times. Yeah, like, every week. I don't think so. For the past two and a week. Alright, we're gonna break down on Japan trip.

We showed up. I want to hear grunk story. I was, what do you just look like? Let him speak. Oh my God, he's scary. Oh my God, he's evil. Don't look at him. It's like a pit bull.

I was just going to say, I was just going to say. Let him talk. Oh my God. He's got a fidget wreatener. Stop! Remove him. All right, Grunk. So what did you do this week?

I was just going to say that I was trying to hit an Ollie on a fractured ankle. And I landed wrong and it hurt really bad. And yesterday, yesterday, I went swimming in which I took my cast off. And I think I like reverted like three days of healing. Yeah, okay. Why were you on a fractured ankle? Because this is like, no. This is like trial and error.

You deserve everything. It happens. I think, I think that like the doctor lied. Because I can walk fine. I have been able to walk fine on a fractured ankle this whole time. It doesn't. Break it beyond repair. It don't even hurt.

Grunk, I think you should do jump room for 30 minutes today. No, no, no, that's like the worst thing you possibly do. No, no, that would be really bad, actually. Jump from the roof of your house.

You see if it makes it any worse. If it does make it worse, then I think it is still fractured, but if it does it, then I think you're fine. Drunk, can you do this for me really quick? Like on the pot? Yeah, what's up?

Oh, no, dude. Whenever I walk, like, I'm walking on dirt and stuff, and there's like, this is flat ground, and then I get to a part where it's like barely like this and I step on it like with the middle of my foot. It like, like it brings my entire. And why are you saying it's fine in the dark? Yeah, why?

Because I feel like if I actually had a fracture, I wouldn't, I would, it would hurt like to walk like at all time. Not if you walk flat footed. You're probably, you don't even realize that not using full mobility range of motion in your ankle when you're stepping. You're probably just putting weight on it. I can look at this, Yomi.

Look at it. Yummy. You got to look at your fucking eyes. I didn't look at it. Hold on. Hold on. Is it your actual, it's your ankle, right? Tell us the bone name that you fractured. It's the Patella Albigata. It's not the Patella Abagnata. Is it the humongulous, penosalist? That's also why I think it's a lie, because the doctor didn't show me the x-rays or tell me what bones or anything.

Did they ask you for anything? They're profiting. They're profiting. They're profiting. Are they legally not allowed to tell you anything? No, I just, I had to pay a $25 copay. Now's it. That's it. Then, yeah, they're not. I don't think they would lie at all. They took the insurance money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was...

Wait a second. I have an idea, Grunk. Stand, go to your couch. I haven't been recording this whole time. Yeah, move your chair a little bit. There you go. All right. Stand on your...

Sorry, guys. Stand on your couch, Grunk. It's nice and soft. There you go. Now, jump up on your couch. Wait, stop. Stop. Why are you making them do that?

Why are you making them do that? He looks like he's choosing to do it. I don't know. He's moronic. All right, grunk, you can jump off. He doesn't even hurt. No, don't jump off the couch. I'm not jumping off the couch.

I'm not doing that. Man on your heels, grunk. Unless you're a pussy. I didn't, no, dude, speaking of landing on my heels, one time at the beach,

you know how like, um, you know how, like you have the beach house stairs down to the beach. Yeah. Oh, I love those stairs. I,

me and my friend, me and my friend would jump, like, over all the stairs and laying on the sand. But there was one secret step that was buried under the sand. And I landed on that step with my heels.

And like entire trip was ruined. It was, it shot up out of your head. It shot up my entire thing. You can, you're old, bro. If you're old, that could, like, all the stuff in between the spine could get all out. The fluid. The partilage?

Yeah. It's a fluid. Shut up, bro. You don't know what it was. No, listen, what's. Carledge is hard. I'm going to tell you guys about one of the first times I smoked weed. Because it has to be with the beach.

Thank God. It has to do with the beach and it also has to do with the heels and the sand and stuff or whatever. So same older brother, that influence. I'm not going to go into too much detail, but he was an adult. Okay? And I was 15 years old. You were 15? And I smoked to marijuana for the first time when I was 15.

Bring it in, brother. Bring it in, brother. And, uh... We ain't bringing in for you. Sorry. Sorry. Anyways, we smoked weed out of a grab bong, you know, a little bottle and, you know, whatever. And then my little 15-year-old, my little 15-year-old lungs were like, that's interesting.

And then they all shriveled up. Did you cough a lot? Yeah. You guys. Years of experience, you still cough. I guess just the thing. Yeah. Did you try hiding your cough?

I have a cultural. It's worse. Hiding it is so much worse. No. I just let it go. It was horrible. I have a cultural significant difference.

Every time I try and like inhale your your little puff bar whatever it's called like the thing was it called vape I can't get past my teeth because I choke immediately

how strong dude it's so weird I'm like I'm like yeah it feels like it tickles my throat the first when I tried it

I was like dude when listen Isaac when we were in the fucking movie room watching Batman the other night Isaac was just getting used.

He was shooting shots at like Yummy. He was like, and he stunk up to you. And then on top of like me farting and yummy. We were all farting. It was horrible. I will never watch a movie with Soft Rely and Isaac Wyatt in the same room ever again. You literally came back and you assaulted Larry.

His feet were in your spot. So you literally punched him. What was that? What was that, Yummy? You never even explained why. I didn't even get to tell my story yet. All right, whatever. Holy shit.

Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, fucking ping pong, ping. Everybody wants to talk about something different. All right. You guys are braided. I walked on the beach. I remember back where we're in Japan. You're going to make the action.

Yeah, because when we were flying, Yomi was trying to watch Batman. He's like, I'm so sad. I can watch Batman. And then the way back home, we were watching Batman, and I was like, wait, is this gonsome?

You're going to start a beach. This is gone some. Wait, Yummy, who are those people in Gondham? Uh-huh. All right, all right, no more jokes. No more, no more jokes. Yomi, go ahead. That was just kidding.

Something in the way. That's Gondtham's anthem. Yeah, we would like look at something, we would look at someone and then we'd be like, Yummy, is that person going to cause like chaos in Gondtham? Anyways. Is that person about to die in Gotham? Stop. Nick, Nick.

That's what we do, the entire movie. Anyway. He's trying to talk his stories. Anyways, man. So I smoked me to the beach and it was like nighttime or whatever. What? The story sucks. I totally forgot we're at the beach.

Listen to it. I thought we. Okay, go ahead. Smoked me to the beach and then we walked down to the beach and then, you know, when the water comes up and then it goes away and there's that area of soft wet sand before the dry white sand. So we're in the more wet sand and we walked probably two miles in the dark. one way and two miles back the other way. But every single step I took the entire way, I was slamming my heels into the sand-making little indents.

And it felt so cool for the whole time I was walking. Also, my friends, older brother's mom, found his jar of weed that he had. And we all got interrogated one by one in the hotel room to figure out if we smoked or not. How did you do it? How did you go about it? We ratted the older brother out and we got away with it.

Oh my God. It was all a part of the game plan, though. Dude, I was 15 and he was in eight. No, no, he was... I was, if I was 15, he was 20. If I was 15, he was 20. And so he basically brought us aside and he was like, he's like, mom found my shit. Guess where he hit it underneath the fucking bathroom sink?

Like nice hiking spot, dumbass. So he was like, mom found it. Just I'll take the blame for it. Because he would get in more trouble if he made us smoke, made us, you know. He would get so screwed over. So he literally said, don't say you did it. Only say I did it. And it'll be fine.

So that's what we did. and we got a little bit. That was pretty cool. But then I got caught. I got caught later. And your mom cried or something, didn't she? She ripped open my taco bell bag and my notches fell on the floor. I remember you told me that story.

You're like, what the fuck? I was like, my nachos. Anyways, do Batman movie? Never watch a movie with Softball. They were the worst people. And also, I attacked Larry because his fucking feet were in my chair. And I said, move your feet. And he went, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Explain, explain why I am not so on to sit. with during a movie. Explain why I did anything wrong ever. I'm gonna start it off. I'm gonna start it off. I can't sit next to Isaac anywhere, bro. Shut up. Shut up.

Talk about American Psycho what Isaac was doing the entire movie when he walked out. Oh, my. What was he guy? I probably tried to, it's Isaac starting the fucking mower and then it gets everyone going.

It gets everyone fucking right. What was he doing during American Psycho? I think I tuned him out. He was like, he was like, oh, that's Patrick Bainman. It was like a random. I was like, oh, what movie is this? Oh, you would like every like five minutes.

Yeah. He would be like, oh, is just Batman? Oh, Batman? What is this? Is that Batman? Is that psycho? Is that the American psycho? Oh, he's the American psycho?

Was I like Isaac? Was I like Isaac with the whole Gotham thing? Yes. No, Batman was way worse, Larry. Batman was so bad. Because Soft Willie and I kept on bouncing off of each other. They were like, yeah, Nick, you were also to blame because you kept reciprocating that.

You were like, gondom. Oh, look at the gondom. That's the gondom. Oh, Gondon. Is this Gondth? Is this Gantam city? What was the shit you said about being masked? Like, don't, oh, why is he messed?

This is not gondom. I don't think he's gondom right now. Bro masked. Bro masked up in gondom. If I was in that, if I was watching that movie, I'd be like, and then on top of all of that, Isaac every five, no, not even five minutes. Five seconds,

and then at the same time, Nick is shitting his fucking pants on the couch next to me. And he smells so bad. I remember one. I remember one has a bad fart. Those were really horrible. I remember exactly what happened. Soft Willie kept on shitting his pants

and Yomi would get up and he'd like take a lap around the room because he hates a smell of farts because he's weird. But he would walk in front of the projector. Yeah. So you smelled the farts. He kept on getting up. So when Nick farted next, I was like,

and I started blowing it because I thought if you smelled like mints or something, you'd be okay. I hate it. It got so funny because he would just be looking forward. He'd be like, eh! He'd be staring straight at the movie, and then he'd, like, breathe in Isaac's vape

that blows past my face. He'd be like, quick, quick! I was like... Dude, it would be, like, a bag of... Like this. And then... It was fun because Yummy would, like, get up and run away because I farted, and then I would immediately chase after him

and do, like, a little stream behind... And I'd, like, lock him into the... He followed me. Yeah, he's, like, a little ant that, like, can't get around outside the border. I'm so... That's what we tried in closing him. We were like, fart a circle around him, and he'll stay stuck in that one spot. And then we literally looked up and video being tread by pen in the middle of the movie.

Dude, I couldn't even brain in that room. And then Larry put his gross hobbit feet in my chair. The only, the only safe spot that I had in the entire room was that scene. You put your gross hairy, fucking wide feet in there. And I was like, I was like, move your feet, dude. Move your gross feet. And then, no, I said, move your feet. And you went, with your gross toes, you went,

That was like, that's it. That was like breaking point. That's all it took. And they abused me. Straight up punched them. It was like punching the shit. I did not punch me. You got why you started hitting me and shit.

I picked up your legs and I pushed you into the wall like by your shirt like this. And you were like, what the hell? You're like, you're like, why did you just mold me? Wait, no, no, no, no. Didn't I make eye contact with you naked smiling the whole time? I was like, what is this guy doing? I'm like, what the fuck is he doing? I'm like, I don't fucking know.

And then he was kicking me with this football feet. his giant fucking football-shaped feet. Dude, what? You're like, you're like, wait. Larry straight up has like potatoes. He's your fucking feet. It's so, like, you can walk on water. You can walk on top of snow.

Three feet of snow, you can stand on top of it because you have so much surface area on your feet. Wait, but it was really funny because we, I don't know who went out to go to the bathroom. I think it was yummy. It was me. I had to put in my embeciline. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You walked out and then Isaac decides to go and play like, Overwatch, like NSFW stuff and it's like the recurring noise of like moments and then you know yeah, let me spit up a video

yeah what they do the animations they loop the animation so I put on two X just like ah uh uh uh huh

and we're like is this gonsum is this gonzum is this gontam after hours this has to be gontam after dark oh my god yum was vouching that that's like the greatest movie

ever seen and you guys turned into like the worst possible. Yeah, that, yeah. Because Yummy's like, oh yeah, I already saw this dude. Yeah, I already saw this. Yeah, you watched on a plane. Like 40 minutes left. Yeah, I'm not even fully caught up yet. Apparently the part that Yomi didn't seen was the ending.

That was it. The part of the last like few minutes. He was like, oh, I didn't see this part. It was just like Batman like saying, Gotham needs another hero. That was age of the end's credits. And he's like, I didn't watch like the last 30 minutes of the movie. You didn't? No.

On the plane. So I, yeah, I started it on the plane. And then we landed. We watched the other two and 30 hour fucking... Yeah, because we were on the plane and then we landed and then on the flight from Denver to Austin,

they didn't have the Batman on that plane for some reason. They didn't have a screen. They didn't have a screen at all, I don't think. Sigma Edit. Yeah, I don't want to see a movie with you guys. Why? Would you see a movie with me?

Yeah, I'd watch a movie with Grunk. What if we... What if we all decided to watch... No, dude, you guys are BM! Because then you left early. You left early, too. You bothered me until you left. Yeah, that's...

I kind of got bored because like the the Gotham jokes were starting to get like they weren't like not funny. They were really funny in my being. They weren't. I was watch a movie not make jokes Nick. Well look over to dips it to my right. He's sitting there like and I'm sitting here gassy because I just ate Brussels sprouts. So I'm not

going to like seriously I was tired on you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Did you see that? What? What? Huh? You guys share the same brain so. And also, before we even went there, we went out to eat. And we had grabbed, I think, what was it, Taco Bell?

Or it was some food. And Yommies card declined because he only had $12 on his bank account. Dude, that was so fucking funny. Oh, that girl hated us, too, by the way. She was like a villain. No. You only money for the AC guy, Nick. No, I don't.

And a penny from the trip in Tampa. Hey, hey, hey, keep business. Keep business off. Yeah You know what? You're spinning dough. You know what? You know what?

Fucking time out for a second. If you want your fucking one cent, you're getting it from grunk Because grunk was the motherfucker who initiated the whole Oh, you That was Isaac, dude. That was you. Who did that with Yommies' water bottle.

Huh? You guys pushed that. That was so disrespectful. That was psychotic. You guys, here's the problem, right? All right. I'm gonna lay it out. I'm gonna lay it out. Door time.

Lay it out. I have strict standards for everybody that I know because I have such strict standards for myself when it comes to respecting other people's things, right? I don't take shit that's not mine. I've never taken anything that's not mine. I've always asked, I've been polite. I give everything back cleaner than when I used it, okay? You motherfuckers walk in my room.

Oh, $6 water bottle? Look, yummy, look. Oh, you say you mightforkers. Isaac, don't open it. Isaac, don't open it. Oh, wait. Crack? Oops, sorry, yummy. That wasn't me.

Anybody want to sip? Anybody want to sip a yummy six dollar water bottle? That was Nick. That was not me. That was you, Isaac, you had it in your hand. Are we talking about? Isaac was like, it was, I followed you in that behavior. You're a followers, what you're saying.

You're a dick rider. I'm not a dick rider, a follower. Talking about bouncing back and forth off of jokes. Bouncing on a on a wiener. Bouncing up a down on a bouncing on a bottle of a mender? Yeah, I can find. Why do you say it? What?

Why do you say like, weiner? A weiner? Can I say the... No, I saw something epic today. They said Apple, iPhone charges should be called Apple Juice. Wait, what? Apple Juice? Yeah, for the iPhone charges.

Apple juice. That's okay. All right, comment down below if you guys like Apple Juice. We're going to make our GamerSubs flavor slurp juice. We're going to make it chug jug. We're going to have a yellow one. Tugular jugular. He's going to make our game.

a yellow noodle. Um, so I will... What did you guys do? I can't believe. Dude, if somebody works to skip randomly just to skip the fucking podcast,

he's got a little. He's got a yellow noodle. And then the guy in the corner and putting his head down like this and then fucking everyone's like, oh my... Wait, I think it was Isaac that said it was like an insane asylum

or something like that one time. What? Isaac, didn't you say like the call looked like an insane asylum? Hey, don't play that. Yeah, seriously. Isaac, didn't you say that? Didn't you say that?

Like, the cold is like an insane asylum? I have a very powerful quote. Okay, I'm right for my powerful quote. Quote of the day. Yeah, this is actually my quote of the day right here, guys. Let's hear this quote. Let's hear this quote. Everyone resonate with this.

All right, here you go. Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be feeling. Hang on. Wow. Hang on. Hang on, hang on. Sometimes we expect more from. Oh, my God.

Sometimes we expect more. I said sorry. Oh, you have no self-intrown. You are so stupid. You're so bad. You're so dumb. Sometimes,

sometimes we expect more from others because we would. Why is going to laughing at Isaac are yelling at him? Shut! Why didn't it? I didn't have to say anything. Nick. And then I was looking to Isaac. Stop.

No one's talking to Isaac. Nick, shut your fucking mouth. Please. Can I say my quote? You got a rest of my quote. Can I say my quote in peace? Yeah, I want to hear your quote.

I want to hear it. Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them. Like you said again, I register. Sometimes we expect more from others because we... We would do that much for them. Yeah. And I would never take your water bottle and I would never open it if it was $6 at a hotel. dollars at a hotel.

So, like, sometimes we expect what? Sometimes we do things for others. What? Dude. Sometimes we move it on to others the way they do on to you. Not this big again. It's not funny. I'm going to tell you guys about something I did recently.

We were referencing Mickey Menage earlier or singing a song. And this dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles big bigger than a tower. I didn't talk about Eiffel. So I went on Ox Battles with I'm Donce, Pax, C, C, and your rage. And I don't even know other people. I don't even know who was there. I forgot, to be honest. But it was so fun and awesome.

And I played a Nicki Minaj song for a round that I won. Because I'm a barb? I'm a barb. Did you end up losing that entire event? Yeah, you want to know why? Because I'm bad at the game. That's why. Yeah, that's the only reason.

No, Dante was live with 6K viewers, so it was kind of tough. Yeah. If you have an opinion on music, everybody's going to make fun of you about that. It is tough. It was fun regardless. So it was a popularity contest? Pretty much. Yeah.

It was everybody's opinion like, oh, your song, your music style sucks. Shut up. And then. I had the best music taste. It was one round that, like, song-wise, I totally should have won, but I didn't, which is fine, because I really didn't care about winning or losing. Did Chats stand? Did they think you got to the back of your head? Name five Nicki Minaj songs.

Go. Superbase. You did. No, I didn't start. This dude name lackle, you should let it soak in like seasoning. She's the best female rapper of all time. She's the best female rapper of all time. You're saying that.

when Megan the Stalion exists. Well, hold on. With Ice Spice on the Rise, shut up. And also shut up. Because the Kminage is the goat. With Ice Spice on the Rise, seriously. But they'd be quite.

Ice Spice and Taylor Swift. Are you been under a rock dude? Ice Spice and Taylor Swift are going to perform together. Are they going to? No, they're not. They are. That's real. That's the richest human being.

We talked about how much she made in Tampa when she had her shows there. It was like $27 million. $27 million for a weekend. $700,000. Why are you giving her that much? money when you can use code group. Time out. Time out. Time out. You want to something crazy? Ed Shearren won his lawsuit

against that guy who made a song. I forget the song name. Why the hell was... Ed Shearin got sued because they claimed that he stole with the chords and stuff like that. That he like copied them. He said he was going to quit

music. He was going to quit writing music if he lost. Yep. Oh yeah. That only happened. That's like everybody does then the industry. Take me in a... All in the industry, bro. Check me in the 11th. Kiss me on the life of a thousand.

Wait, what did I do? The a space. The ace of spades. The ace of spade. No, I did that. I did that during John McFour. I was, like, on my phone. And then I just did that.

And then I went back on my phone. And Larry and Isaac thought I was insane. Yeah, we did. Remember that that? Grunk. What? What? I don't remember.

That's Isaac's default. When everybody's talking too much And Grunk just like looking dumb at the camera like Grunk What you do in school today? Grunk? I took him. Today, I got put on house arrest.

Oh my God. Dude, what? We can't ask Grunk how is high school more. No. No. Oh my God. Let me talk for a second. That's it.

Let me talk for a second. No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Let me talk for a second. Wait, girl, girls has to talk for a second. Wait, girl, you took off your glasses and do it first. Yeah, I got some.

Who is that? What the fuck? Holy shoot, 500K likes on TikTok. He's so hot. He's so freaking hot. But anyway, so my mom was like, I need to talk to you today. So don't go, don't go out. Don't go out of the house and stuff.

And I was like, okay. And then, and then. He looks beautiful. He's trying to listen. He's talking. He's talking. Stop, stop. Stop.

It's doing something. And then my dad got home and it was like, what did you do today? and I said nothing. And then he was like, dude, you can't just sit around all summer. You need to get out of the house. And I'm like,

my mom. This is day one. Mom told me to get, mom told me to stay home. And that was like, today was like the first day in three weeks that I've been in the house. The whole time.

This is what you have to do is when your dad says something to you go, Frick you, dad. Hole in the wall that assert dominance. You ruin his house. Yeah. Tash his entire estate. I'll do that.

I'll do that. I'll do that. This hole. Hey, dad. I'm going to go outside. I'm going to pull. with my friends. You got that?

All your fingers in my butt hole, son. Wait, I'll be, I'm gonna be back. I'm gonna be back by curfew, don't worry. And then you go, and then you go.

Hey, Dad, podcast at 7.30. Stay out of the fucking living. I don't like Tanner. I don't like Tanner. What are you doing? Tanner's for some reason. Dude,

Grum's been trying to cut it off for like three minutes. I don't like this. All right, Grunk's, dad, go to 50 minutes and 29 seconds to the podcast.

Wait, Larry. Do the thing where you grab my balls again. Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready. You liked them. All right, T. I'm going to go live from 6 p.m. to 9. You're going to rate me at 605 sharp. All right.

What do you say, Senator? Yes, sir. This is like soft porn on your... The a ace this fate. The ice is. Spayy! You put your glasses back on. Sorry, I feel like...

Oh, yeah, sorry. Are you blind right now, Grunk? How many fingers are holding up? Two. How many fingers am I holding up? See, once you put your glasses on, it is three. You got me. You got me.

What? How do I have up right now? How do I access... Wait, Larry, recreate that painting with me. Oh. It's sideways. You're doing it straight. Oh, wait. Which where are you?

The cameras are going to be rearranged, but... I don't even know, man. This is just not correct. It's the other side. You guys are both facing the wrong way. Oh, yeah, we're going to be naked, too. Guys, yeah. All right.

Someone take off their shirt. No, we don't. Happy trail time. Happy trail. Oh, you love, happy trail. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh.

Holy luncheble is fucking pepperoni, dude. Pull that thing out again. No, again, I didn't know they're that long. That was the luncheble's baloney. I didn't know they're going to be there. Pull it out. That was straight up baloney. Stop!

Get it. Dude, okay. I'm fucking blur. Age restricted. age restriction. God damn. Why is that age he's a guy?

You could have nipples. No, you're bad. You're banned. Does YouTube not like that? I thought the age restriction guideline was whatever turned you on.

Oh, my boss. My big boner. Whatever turned you on. Okay, hypothetical for this evening. I already said it in the first take of the podcast, but I'm saying it again. Who wants to say it for me? Because I'm not saying it again.

I don't remember. I remember what you said. Dude, we did four takes so far. Good group. Yeah. There was someone to do a podcast to do four takes just to make sure that we get a right at least ones.

And they're all an hour long. Hey, I have a question. And now this could be completely off base here, guys. But here, I might as well ask the fans to see what they say because these are so easy to crank out. What about five podcasts a week? What do you guys say about that? Oh, how about a podcast a day?

We can easily do five. No, I'm genuinely curious. What about two a week? Is that too much? Do podcasts a week? I think we run out of things to talk about. It's two weeks a bad idea. So, Grunk, what did you do fucking yesterday?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Time out. Come out. Tuesday and Friday. No. No, we need one a week. Why, because if you think about it, you have your weekend, you have your weekend to talk for Tuesdays, and you have your entire week to talk for Friday.

No, the goddamn Willie vlogs are coming out. No one's going to watch the podcast over Larry falling off of the Skytree. Let's do a thing where we upload on group. It's only one of a week. Let's try that maybe. Oh, there you go. group video once a week. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Hey, guys, we're taking applications for a managerial role in the group house. There's any managers that watch us. And we need someone to cook and we need someone to. All right, guys. If you use code group for 10% off, I will give away one winner uncut footage from one of these random SD cards. From Japan, that'd be fine. One of them is all of these.

All of Isaac's face. All of my face, one of them is all of Tanner's. We could. It is probably my butthole. Wait, we could do what Dream did. Sell our baby pictures. You want to see my baby pictures? Hold on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have my baby pictures. Isn't that kind of creepy? It's just I don't like it. It's creepy because why did sell it? And then who the hell would buy that? Yeah, me, me,

after me looking at the figures of revenue on one video, I think, oh, man, it's not enough money. Wait, so you'll find out that it sold out in the... It did sell out. I think I'd like to sell my pictures of the baby. That's disgusting.

No creators ever done this before. If you're watching a, video, if you're watching this video and you bought a dream baby picture, you should like rethink some things seriously. You probably like fast X. That's the type of person. You probably thought it was a great movie.

Yeah, but you like fast X. No, I don't. No, I don't. The Ace of Space. You guys want to see my baby pictures? No, man. Yeah, kind of. Can I buy it? You pushed it. That was really three years old. No, that's a way idiot. You a need. I took that picture.

That was his first grade picture. Pause, pause, pause, pause. I just got a notification from D-D. Yeah, me too, me too. I did too. I get those all the time. Wait, I got it right now. Oh, so we all did.

We all got it at the same time. What? I see. 600 and then a bunch of characters that I can't read. Oh, Twitter, Twitter 600. Okay. Didy hit 600 followers? Didi is not available in Austin, Texas?

No! Everybody uninstalled Didi. D.D. To taxi, I have to peeve in Japan. For those who don't know, guys. D.D. Japan. Oh, my God. I have to pee pee pee so bad, Rangiao. Can you in the audience? Be too. When you have to pee, do you hold your dick?

Yeah, I'm holding it right now. I'm putting my dick right now. I was. I was. You guys, what the freak, man. Wait, wait, can I, can I talk about something really fast? No, please, please. Okay, we can find on conclusion. It was funny, though. It was funny.

So today, today, I was on, I was on a, Twitter and Lego had posted a thing where I was like hey showed is out oh Lego was like hey stop right there show us your best build so I posted a picture of a cat with a banana on its head you can't really see it that well and then they hid my reply and then guess what I posted the same photo and they didn't hide it actually as a matter they just posted on their account and they replied to me they said a love you Larry we're sending you a free death star so hey saw tullius blacklisted from Lego hey hey you can't record hi all right I got

I'd say, if I didn't know who Nick was and I saw him in public, I'd actually be kind of scared because it was like an actual real-life oompa-lupa. Thanks for watching the podcast, guys. Use code group for 10% off. I hope you guys enjoy this one out. I was driving by and disrespect. Thank you everybody for coming by and watching it. Thank you everyone for joining us for episode 55 of the Goophechap podcast. Look at him, dude.

Let him say something bad. I'm not going to say anything bad. Oh, he's holding his tongue. I'm holding on jib. Bubble butt. All right. It's in this thing. Bubble butt.

Bubba, bu, bu, bu, but. Thank you guys for joining us. We will see you later. Use code group for 10% off of your GamerSups order. We'll see you next week. Expect some big things, some awesome group videos are dropping very, very soon. Expect some Willie vlogs are dropping.

Yomi Reaction! We're going to KFC in Japan. What? Later. Speedbook. Fantastic, Mr. Fox. All right, brofuss out.