The Group Chat - #57 - Scorpions INFESTED our House!! 🦂
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Welcome to the, welcome to the group chat.
Bilo, Bulu, Bailu, Zius, Grulik.
Anyway, welcome to the group chat podcast episode.
148, right?
52.
Episode two.
Episode two.
Today we're missing a vital part of our vital, vital, vital part.
Yeah.
We're missing like the heart.
Yeah.
Because we got the head, the arms, the legs.
Can I be...
And the heart?
Can I be the...
Sometimes?
No.
Wow, dude.
Like 20 seconds in, really?
You're gonna say that?
Good job, dude.
These were Power Rangers?
These were Power Rangers, we're missing the Red one.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I like my favorite...
It's Red one main character?
I like green.
I like white.
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
No one answered my question.
All right.
I wasn't paying attention.
I don't know what you said.
Guys, we have a problem.
What's the problem?
Red.
Yeah.
Our problem.
Yes.
Excuse.
me. Sorry for burping.
Nick, I'm going to ask you later in the podcast if I remember.
All right.
We're going to play a little mini game.
Okay.
You guys ready to play a little guessing game?
Yeah, let's play it.
It's called Name that Insect.
Scorpion!
Okay, well, the game's ruined.
It's called Name the Scorpion.
I mean, crap.
Are they arachnids or are they insects?
Insects, they have to be.
They have arachnids for legs only.
They're insects.
Eight legs.
Eight legs. That's what I meant.
All right, well, here's the issue, right?
We've had an insect parasite, scorpion infestation.
Parasite, they're like...
No, we've had three scorpions in our house in the past, what, four days, I think?
Yeah.
Yeah, one was in my room, then the next one was up in Yummy's bathroom.
That's why I started.
Dude, how does a scorpion get all the way upstairs in a bathtub?
Somebody needs to explain that.
That is interesting.
They probably came from the air.
Well, Yummy brought up that they can climb the...
roof sometimes.
They can go ceiling.
They can climb up on the ceiling and dangle.
They actually prefer being upside down, I read.
So, wait, here's a question.
How, how fast are they?
They're not fast.
They're not that fast.
They're not that fast.
They're not that fast as an American crocodile, I read.
26 miles an hour on the ground.
Imagine a little thing doing that.
That'd be so scary.
Oh, my, I would poop myself.
Imagine a millipede if it was that fast, or a big centipede.
Ew, ew, oh, fuck.
And it like wraps for on the condoms.
Imagine a milliped or centipede the size of like a dog.
So before we continue talking about it, though, we did use this as a black light.
It works.
And we shined it on the scorpion and it glowed green.
Really?
It was a bright white green.
It was like a bright alien.
It was the one that I killed today.
I actually killed one like an hour ago.
Why do you kill them?
Set them free.
They're venomous, grunk.
They're venomous.
I let the first one go.
because I thought I was doing a favor to, like, the world,
and I find out that it killed me.
You know what you did?
You kicked him out, and he rolled up his sleeves,
and he said, all right.
All right.
I'm back in there, and he came back with his fucking posse.
He went in the grass and started dialing a little dirt phone
and called all his buddies over.
Hey, guys, found a nice place with you crash in.
Very important part of this podcast,
and is the fact that it's been brought to you by GamerSups.
Oh, who is a co-group.
Oh, look, I just made some live, actually.
off your order.
There's a lot of stuff that's coming in the upcoming weeks
that we're super excited to talk about.
Not now, though, one day.
Is there anything new this week?
No, just me being hot and handsome.
Yep, hot and handsome.
Yeah, look at him.
That's my boy.
A use code group when you buy it.
Did I try something new?
Dude, here's the deal, right?
Men today just aren't chivalrous.
They're not gentlemen.
You're right.
You know when I was...
No, I'm trying.
Listen, I know.
I have a question, I'm a question, Grung.
Do you open the door for her?
Of course, always.
Every time, every time.
The car door.
All right.
Here's one.
Here's one.
I don't do car door.
Have you done some insane?
Well, there you go.
Have you done some crazy ass rip in front of her?
Are you comfortable enough to for it?
Yeah, you're not a gentleman, bro.
You're not a gentleman.
I am a gentleman.
Can I mention the weird, like, there's like a lot of stuff that's off-putting.
And it really, it really shot.
It's shown on me.
It shined really hard when Grunk put his,
his camera down on this desk
because then there was something weird about everybody's room
so first off
when grunk put his camera down his desk
goes like his camera angle was wrong
Larry's is different
Nick's door is open
and behind Yomi's head is a tapestry
I haven't seen before on any other podcast before
so everyone's room is different
look at him
what's even going on
oh wait I think things change
we're going through metamorphosis
what if we like actually since we have such a bad
scorpion problem
Because we don't know where they're coming in from.
We keep all of our doors shut.
Sorry, I'm just looking at Nick's, like, door wide open, like a little black thing.
I'm a huge one.
Imagine.
Imagine you see, like, a whole bunch of them, like, spread out from behind his tapestry,
like a whole bunch of ants on the log on his wall.
On the fucking, dude, the mirror right behind me is, like, reflecting against, like, my window.
And they're all, like,
like, almost against a glass looking into me.
Yeah, I have.
I've been losing sleep over them.
I'm not going to lie.
You slept in the movie room.
The first time.
And then after that, I would sleep in my room, but I would wake up about every hour, hour and a half, and I would shake out my sheets.
Wow.
It's because they go to, like, the least convenient places for human beings.
Like, they'll go hide in your shoes.
They'll hide in clothes on the floor that you might need to pick up.
Wait, but how bad has it been?
I'm like, is it, like, instant?
Like, you're dead?
No, it doesn't, like, it's not really, like, super fatal.
It can be.
It's, like, uncommon.
but it like hurts really bad
and it releases like a neurotoxin
that can like fuck with you
fuck with your head.
Yeah.
That's no good.
Yeah.
Y'all got to get on that.
But most I want to make a trap.
Yeah, well yeah, there are scorpion traps
and it's basically just like mouse traps.
But they're still going to get in,
which is a problem.
You don't know where they're coming in.
You don't know where they're coming in.
One day you're going to find a door that you've never opened before
somehow and then you're going to open it.
They're all hanging and like eggs are everywhere.
Like it's all like gross.
Man, it's really uncomfortable.
Like, I hate the fact that I have to, like, look everywhere I'm sniffing in the house.
Yeah, dude, I'm lifting on my feet as we talk.
I think I'm going to say one.
I'm Chris Cross-Affles-up.
Yeah, because there he has these door things.
He has these things to go under his door.
They can squeeze under that.
They can squeeze under that, bro.
They can squeeze.
Some of them can squeeze the width of a credit card I read.
Dude, I think.
When Yomi stepped on it, like, more times.
He literally stepped on it.
And Yomi was like, dude, look, it's moving.
And the mother-fifers.
fucker his like
claw thing was like coming back out
again. Yeah I just I sat on like
Yeah when you step on them
Excellotins are strong. Yeah when you step on them and then lift your foot up
they go
And they like reinflate and then walk away
Like cockroaches the core
They can be frozen for 48 hours before they die
And they can be underwater for like up to two weeks
Almost like they can't drown because of their exoskeletes
I've heard that they can act dead in bathrooms
And baths especially and the
Oh really?
Yeah.
Oh, you know what happened?
You know what happened is, first of all, I was fully naked and in the shower,
and I saw it, scurrying around.
Yeah.
Did you do, like, the cartoon ladies scream?
Yeah, I did.
I was freaking out.
And then I was drowning him trying to, like, get him, like, I was, like, waterboarding him.
And he was, like, like, curled up in a ball like this with his little stinger out.
And I was like, and I slammed it with the shoe.
And, dude, I, it was like a frame.
I don't even know what I'm talking about.
He disappeared, and I thought he flew in the air, and I was like, where the fuck did he go?
And I dropped the shoe, and I had no idea what was going on, and I just kept slamming him over and over again.
Until it was dust, literal dust.
And then I was going to get something to, like, put it in a cup or whatever.
And when I turned off the shower, it was like a fucking cartoon.
Like, he, because the shower had been, like, pouring water, water, whatever, whatever.
He wasn't moving.
He was, like, stuck to the tub.
As soon as I turned the shower off, it was like a river of water, he was just, like, slip and slid down my drain.
Like, his whole body, he was strained.
I couldn't even grab it
for a minute her thumbs up.
Roop.
Honestly, though,
that's been like the big broadcast story.
I have some ants thrown out in my room.
They're like this big.
It's been in turmoil.
You have ants?
Yeah, our AC broke.
And then we got,
I think there's like an Andrew Tate
like scorpion pimp below our house
that is just like having crazy sex.
Andrew T.
And all these.
And all these bitch-ass scorpion.
The scorpion.
Hose are coming up in our
There you go.
And they're looking for the top G, but they can't find them.
Yeah, they went all, yeah.
Yeah, the party's downstairs, guys.
What's weird is that the one that we found today was like half dead.
Yeah, he was half dead.
He was weird.
Either that or he was sleeping.
I don't know, but we crushed it.
I think we woke it up or something.
I mean, I came home with groceries.
I might have stepped on it because I'm not looking where I'm going.
I think you did still.
I probably did.
And then Yomi finished the job.
And then I came over.
He's just chilling and the dwarf swing open.
It's like a wiff of like...
A bunch of horse noises and it gets like stampeded.
Is there like, what kind of animal would we need?
We need like a Komodo dragon or something in the house to get rid of the scorpion.
Yeah, I don't know what...
Camodo dragon.
What kills the scorpion in a lot?
Tarrantula.
Dachshallon.
I wouldn't mind having a tarantula walk around.
I would much rather have a tarantial walk around the house than scorpion.
I used to watch those insects.
No, dogs are not good.
Did you say that?
Praying mantises are crazy.
Praying mantises are going on.
Oh, yeah.
You can him kill, dude?
They're like, they hit.
You know the females, fuck the men, they dominate them?
The female scurphyate or the people praying mantises, the lady.
You missed it.
You looked away and there's a praying mantis that just slapped Larry's camera.
He has a pet.
He brought it up.
Why is I'm talking about a mating ritual here.
It's very serious.
Okay.
The females literally mate with the males, and then they eat.
their head off. They eat the male's head off.
That's really common among insects. Like, uh, black
widow females do that.
That's just so domy mom.
Yeah. Yeah. Valeron, people play Valer
be like, I need me a
girl that I just get my head off and just kill me after.
I just need to die. That's what they... That would be like,
yeah, that would be like a girl carrying you in Valerant,
dropping a 30 mom and then like fucking blocking you
and then shooting you or something on.
Yeah. Yeah. Did you say that they can
survive in water for up to 48 hours?
Yummy said that.
You know, did you say that they could.
They can hold their breath.
Who?
You know me knows every fucking fact about scorpions.
Yeah, well, can they survive in men's body wash, Old Spice?
Can they survive an Old Spice body wash?
I don't know.
I want to all over it and then put it.
I did.
Can they survive in poopie?
N'uh.
When you poopie on them?
No, uh-uh.
What if I eat it and then pooping it out?
Put it in the microwave.
I'm going to find a scorpion.
I'm going to drop a load on it.
I'm going to drop a load and see if it crawls out.
I'm going to see if it can survive in the puppy.
Can we do a challenge?
You shit on a scorpion
and then you wake up the next day
and the fucking shit
has like a chimney
and like a door.
You made that shit as own.
He made it a home.
You're not talking about scorpions,
dude.
You open the door and look at there, he's got a family.
I keep getting scared talking about them.
They're wearing it all closes.
Can we do a challenge
where we stay on topic
or we try to stay on topic for as long as possible?
We were literally doing that challenge.
We just did good for 12 minutes.
Okay, because we actually had something
to talk about, but now that we don't...
Oh, now it's hard mode.
Now it's hard.
Now it's hard for you're talking about.
ADHD challenge mode starts now.
I didn't think.
Dude, I, like, found out something about myself recently
that apparently is a sign of ADHD and also, like,
just me being a fucking moron.
I realize...
Yeah, no, listen, I realized that I, like,
try to finish people's sentences a lot.
And then, like, thinking about it, I just started,
I started feeling so bad.
Like, people will talk to me,
and I'll, like, try to,
finish their thought for them, like, all the time.
I'm glad you found that out about yourself,
and we didn't have to point it out for you because...
Is that something you realized?
No, Nick has a tendency here to, like, point out things that he notices about people.
And I remember way back in the day he pointed something out about Tanner.
I did that.
Well, grunk was...
Was that ever brought up in the podcast before?
No, I don't think it ever was.
I haven't heard him do it since.
I'll be honest.
He's done it on the podcast.
I've seen him do it.
Well, yeah, but the thing is, when you...
you mentioned it to him,
he got really self-conscious.
He went to bed.
He got sad.
He straight up went to fucking sleep.
I did that when I was a kid.
Because it's a tick.
It's real.
I did the same thing.
Should we say what we're talking about
so they know what we're talking about right now?
Yeah,
okay.
So Tanner used to like,
when he says a juggary
when he does something funny,
he'll like,
he'll say it and then he'll say,
like under his breath right after he says it.
Sometimes.
Yeah.
It doesn't happen anymore.
He'd say it, and then he would not even know that he did it.
He would argue with you saying, I didn't do it, but he'd be like, you know, knock, knock, who's your fucking penis choker?
Like, he'd be like, he'd say that thing.
Yeah.
And then he'd whisper it, and you'd call him out and be like, dude, you just whispered it and you were like, what are you talking about?
No, I didn't.
And then he'd go to bed.
Because he'd leave it.
I think it is, that has to be some kind of spectrum thing.
Because I did that.
It's not, dude.
A lot of, too.
I have a behavioral thing.
I'm low functioning.
It's not a spectrum thing.
Everything has to do with like autism.
It is the autism.
I am low functioning.
It's not.
It's not a low functioning.
What?
My friend used to do it too.
Dude.
Yomi, we are not talking about autism with you, bro.
Today, Yami, this is what Yomi did.
Yomi was like, okay, I'm gonna make this shot
and then I'm gonna leave and I'm gonna go get a shake.
He shoots and then goes like this.
You know why?
He did that?
All the way up in the air.
Because I was stretching my chest, you moron.
Yeah, he's.
His hands were like this,
all the way up.
He did it three times.
Dude, Nick is autistic because we were playing basketball.
There was one other dude on the court,
and then he was like,
I hope we weren't that guy's way when he was shooting.
I was like, no, we weren't.
That's called his way.
That's cold manners.
That's not autism.
It's called.
Yami, Yami's autistic because he washes his ass.
He goes,
he goes,
You got me wipes his ass
That makes him autistic
That's manners
Okay, okay guys
Um
What?
You see what I'm trying to
It doesn't make sense
The free denial of autism
Okay guys
Who wipes from the front
No
I'm just saying
You raised your hand
What do you go like this?
No
No
No, you're lying
You're lying
You're lying
You say anything
It's like
Autism nowadays
No that's not true
I did the opposite
I don't want to say, um, no, because my mom and my sister both have like, like, tics or whatever the fuck.
Ticks.
And they, uh, tell them to get checked.
That's bugs.
No, it's fine.
Whatever.
My mom is a really an obvious one where she, she does this thing where she like, hums.
I got fleas.
Like, hmm, hmm, hmm, like a lot.
She hums a lot.
My dad does.
It's like, it's like, Mourkeye rigby.
It's like a mom.
Your mom watched it.
She watched it.
Okay.
We all have often.
Because we just suck
to get married so bad.
About autism.
Guys, we don't.
I think we're okay.
You do some.
It's like, it's our job to be entertaining.
And then we'd be entertaining.
And then we're like,
okay, you have to be on some sort of spectrum.
That is not a normal face.
No, I don't think any of us are autistic.
I feel like, maybe we are.
I beg to differ, guys.
Okay.
No, actually, no, when people are commenting
about that,
I'm trying to listen to Larry's story.
I'm not interested in the yummy autistic take.
So your mom's story anymore.
You know what?
Maybe I do have autism because I lost my story because this dumb ass with ADHD and autism.
Completely distracting me.
I don't even know what I don't.
Let me guess you wrote that version too, dude.
You know what?
Actually, maybe I don't have autism.
Maybe I don't have ADHD.
Maybe I don't have dementia.
Maybe I forget everything.
I have Parkinson's.
Why are you saying?
I almost shook my entire table.
Wait, what are we doing again?
I forgot.
Okay.
I forgot.
Man, I'm almost like a lot of autism.
So yummy.
Yomi thinks he's autistic or something, right?
No, I don't.
Like, he's divinting.
He's got dementia.
He doesn't know where he's going.
His ADHD, he's just walking around.
Larry.
This is what he does when he doesn't know what to do.
He just walks around his room all day.
Where he's going outside?
There's ADHD.
What the hell?
People with dementia don't just like,
frolic around their bedroom.
They just go in PC mode.
Do you?
Yeah.
What fuck am I?
He has dementia.
Okay.
He has dementia.
He just wants to know what he's one.
He is not the dementia.
Does your forehead get bigger?
Grong, dude.
You're on the spectrum or something, dude.
Stop.
Okay.
We're putting all.
We stayed on topic, even though it's been a horrible topic.
We've done a good job.
I like this topic.
Good job.
And cut.
I'm scared of a scorpion.
Wait, so Larry, you're just, I'm curious about your mom
because I noticed that she does it when she does it around me when I'm like,
when we're communicating.
You picked it up, right? You picked it up. Yeah, no, she does it.
It's like an agreement thing, like, she's listening.
Yeah, exactly.
Whenever she's, like, thinking or, like, anything, she would just be like,
hmm, mm-mm, like, it's like, it's like humming.
Yeah.
It doesn't mean that Larry's mom has autism.
I think that's a mom nature.
I'm the least person here.
I was saying it thinks to the people's habit.
My dad, my dad does a thing sometimes where he, like, he, like, he, like,
comes and, like, sings music that doesn't exist.
Like, he literally, I asked him, I asked him one time.
I'm like, what are you humming?
It's just like, I don't know.
No, that's creativity flowing through his veins.
I did it all the time.
That's a kid at heart.
It's something that a lot of autistic people do sometimes.
He doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, shut up.
He does the vibrato.
He goes, hmm, hmm.
That's so funny.
Okay, maybe he is.
Dude, when I lived alone, I used to take cold showers,
I'd go,
ah, oh, who,
until I got used to it.
I feel like that's almost like something you have to do.
Dude, you just said that like we were like in a school playground and like we were like all like
I'm also sitting like body language.
Dude, he's sitting like L from death no and L.
my legs are so big.
My leg is huge.
Look.
You know what some people, you know that some people think that Floyd Mayweather has autism
because he's really good at boxing.
He's like really good at like one thing.
He can't read.
No, no, no, no.
And therefore they have autism.
There's no way he's autistic.
He can't read.
People think messy as autism.
They're like, oh yeah.
If you go on YouTube, you see messy autistic moments.
It's real.
That is real.
I feel like people who dedicate their entire life to a rubber ball
are probably a little special.
Bro, you would have done the same if you're good enough, stupid.
You're going to make it into the NBA, dumb ass.
They are endowed with wonderful gifts.
Being Michael Gior and Blake, but not anymore.
Here's a problem, right?
Here's a problem.
The issue is, let's use Kobe Bryant, for example.
If Kobe Bryant played the same amount of basketball that I've played in my life,
it'd still be like a million times better than me just because it's Kobe Bryant.
No, that's a quitter mentality.
Oh, yeah, no, you're right.
No, I could play as much as Kobe Bryant did and I'd never be as good as Kobe Bryant.
Okay, intermission time.
Can we do a segment?
Here's my segue into the next bit.
Everyone know that thing that they did in the Wolfelaw Street?
Yeah.
It was all improv.
The viewers.
Really?
Viewers do it.
It was not improv.
It was improv.
10 seconds, 10 seconds.
It was just viewers do it with us.
Maybe weird.
I don't know.
I ain't doing that.
That's corny.
Come on.
Y'all corny.
You really wear anime pants.
If you're doing this right now, you'll have it.
You get so scared about being corny this, corny this, cornball this, cornball that, brother.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, brother.
No, no, no.
People that say no.
I know.
I know.
I don't expect you.
Oh, no.
Pig tail holders in his hair.
Oh, no, no.
This dude really changed.
This dude really changed.
I think my water bottle sagging.
He's gangst up.
He's gangst up.
No, Isaac,
Isaac, you're the wolf of Wall Street.
You're the dude.
When he reached,
when he went to Matthew McConaughey,
you saw how uptight he was,
that's cute.
We're all loose and we're just chilling
and you're like,
um,
guys,
this is weird.
Isaac,
right 930,
you may be on that phone
because by the time of 930
the door you were looking to be,
do you want to call the stockbrokers
and then we're,
I think he stopped.
Dude, why didn't you sniff that bottle like it was a diaper?
What is the fuck was that?
I said, you need to start getting into cocaine because you have enough money to do it.
What?
I heard that.
Dude, you like, you're like, why you sniffing her panties?
I guess so.
Stop.
Stop, stop.
Oh.
Sorry.
Five water bottle sagging.
Stop.
With the pants up.
Bro.
Stop.
Stop.
Why?
You're weird.
Do you guys like video games?
Oh, my God.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, my God.
Okay, no, no, no, no.
Let's not, let's go back.
Let's go back.
Isaac, why do you choose those profile pictures?
Isaac is in search of a Discord kid.
If we're all going to be honest with ourselves.
Wait, what?
Why do you choose those profile pictures?
What profile pictures?
They're like edgy anime boys.
Oh, I don't choose them.
It usually has to do
with like a show I'm watching.
It chooses me.
They choose me.
They appear on my feed.
Oh, I don't choose them.
They choose me.
When I watch an anime show,
I tend to fixate on the camera.
I used to be consumed.
You're gross.
I just, dude, I didn't mean
taking a fucking gift and shit.
Yeah, you're weird.
No, no, you got to put a banner match.
You make the fucking.
You make no motherfucker.
You speak like the characters.
You're not changed their profile
picture in such a long time.
Yummy.
Yummy.
Yummy.
What is it?
What is my profile picture?
It's a lot of it.
No, it's not even.
It's just yummy.
I can't even check.
Why would I even?
Why would I change it?
What is the point of changing it?
Yeah.
I'm just saying that, you know,
you keep your profile picture the same.
Yeah, because I'm not a.
No, no, no, no.
Look at a soft Willie profile.
I know, I know.
I was just about to say.
I'm not even roasting Isaac.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not even roasting him.
Oh.
Damn.
Wait.
Have you guys seen that guy who went on America's Got a talent that started floating?
He was sitting, he literally was like a magician.
You have to stop.
He was a magician and he had a cane.
He threw down a smoke bomb and he went.
And then he started floating, I swear to God.
Yummy, watch, watch, watch.
No way.
Wait, what if his fun drop chair, like, fell forward?
No, I think he's almost done that before.
The craziest one, the craziest one I've seen is where they have the cane,
and they, like, lift and so on a sudden, they're like,
that's what they're talking about.
That's literally what I said.
That's what he said?
Exactly.
Exactly what he said.
You don't even know the tomb, bro.
None of us know it.
Wait, can we try to...
All right, sir, remember we said we should stay on topic?
No.
I don't remember.
I have dementia.
Hello.
Where are we?
There you.
Okay, welcome back to the...
It's 25 minutes.
I can't do this for another 30.
Wow, that's fast.
Oh.
Okay.
Watch out where you said.
There's scorpions.
All right.
audience at home, who do you think has the worst
digital footprint out of all of us?
Uh, Isaac.
Me?
It's probably me, man.
I just say that because all the stuff you order.
What do I order, buddy?
No, no, digital footprints like you saying something
or doing something done.
Oh, oh, like, you step down,
there's like a bunch of roots and flowers, like going to other ones.
If you were to tweet out, if you were to tweet out,
what did you, what, you tried to frame me for buying stuff?
I did.
What?
I tried to frame me for buying stuff.
For buying stuff?
He does have a problem with buying stuff.
Yeah, can you guys stop watching his videos for like at least a month?
No.
He'd him to stop sending packages to him.
No, no, no.
I open the door and it's like this high full of like packages.
Yeah, well, I buy drinks for like pretty much everybody in this entire house except for you.
Not me. I guess I was getting there if you let me finish my stuff.
Dude, I've had like two drinks ever since I'm moving in.
And I'm not going to lie.
And I also buy drinks for everybody in the house.
What's the one drink that I buy, Isaac?
Water.
Water.
Water.
Let me say in your tone of voice.
water, no, water.
I explain to Grunk what a digital footprint is.
Join me, Isaac.
Oh, there we go.
Does digital have a dickprint?
I'm just wondering.
Can you name digital?
There we go.
Hey, hey, hey.
Tell Grunk what a digital footprint is.
Okay, yeah, let me know.
Let's say, I go on Twitter now
and I just tweet out death threats right now.
deathbeds right now.
And I try to go to college and they find my Twitter.
That's a digital footprint, basically.
Oh, right?
It's something I don't never leave.
Sorry.
Think of a physical footprint, right?
Like, it leaves a trail behind you and that's where you're doing online.
You're leaving a troll of evidence that.
I knew.
All right.
I have an idea.
I have a good one.
I have a good one.
When Isaac had an ugly picture of my ass, right?
And then he by accidentally posted on Discord and now it's like all over Twitter.
Yeah, that's like, I think Nick might have the worst one.
because his dumb ass thought it was really funny
to fart in his fucking shower
and talk with Discord getting for an entire year.
I thought you're scrolling.
You were like, do that.
You're like, hey, kidding.
They're not even gone.
They're still there.
What are you talking about?
Nick in his shower naked
with his big fucking head.
That's the fucking fucking foot.
Like a farting.
Soft Willie era ever.
No, it wasn't.
You have to fart kit.
No, it was dope.
Come here, bring me that bell.
I'll push a forward out of you.
Nick talked to me like that
the first week he met me.
Like that was normal.
You were into it.
I didn't even.
You were into it.
You were out to the fucking hot dog.
We went to our DMs.
We got this in a podcast.
We got proof that you replied back.
You kept coming back for more.
I think it was like a fear.
Like I was so scared.
I just wait with it so that you went.
Oh, yeah.
Of course.
Yeah.
Nice card to play.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
You know what I got to say this now.
I got to say this now, the very first week that Yomi was here in this house,
he didn't let a single person touch his ass.
We can touch his ass and he doesn't yell dude anymore.
Because you guys are so persistent, it's gross.
I can get this foreign to yon.
No way.
Watch it.
Nothing.
Two months I'll get this further.
No.
You guys like do not give up.
That's the problem.
It's not my fault that you have child.
You're like the fucking scorpions, okay?
Bering hips.
I've said it before.
I'll say it again.
You have the fattest ass in the entire house.
Can I be honest with you, yummy?
Can I be honest with you,
okay, wait, you were looking under a car today, right?
Oh, my God, dude.
And when you have so many,
we have so many shots of your big, big butt.
When you bent down, that arch
was like a fucking laugh to success.
Yeah, it was like a, it was like a,
it was like, it was like, it was like bottles.
You know those models were like walk
with their knees and they're like,
oh, yeah.
They walk with their knees.
their knees.
Yeah, I know what he's talking about.
The Vegas strip models.
That's how you built.
What hell are you talking about?
Dude, I do not, listen.
Yes, you do.
My big rumpus is none of your concern.
All of the boys in the house need to stay away.
I wouldn't do it if it makes you feel better.
Thank you, Grunk.
See, drunk is the only one who can stay behind me.
Yeah.
Larry actually doesn't do.
It's not like that, though.
I do.
I'll admit it.
I grab this bullet.
I appreciate. I should appreciate Larry.
Tanner does it sometimes.
Tanner has a problem, though,
because he's just, like, showing me his ass more than he, like,
touching my ass.
Oh my God.
I've seen tenor, dude, I can map out.
He has a problem.
He literally is a problem.
If tenor's ass did a crime, dude, that shit will be caught instantly for fucking, like, witness, like,
drawn evidence.
Is this your perpetrator?
It's just two circles.
If I ever see Tater with a little bit of hair in between.
With a little bit of hair.
Like a four strip in the middle.
You know what it is?
I haven't figured out.
If it's my first time seeing him of the day or if it's my last time seeing him of the night,
that's when I see his ass the most.
It's like, oh, at night, a night, a nice one.
In the morning.
In the morning when he first wakes up, which is actually 1 or 2 o'clock, he comes to my office and he's like, hey baby, what you doing?
And then he goes and dreams just for my crotch.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, my God.
At least I don't go that far.
At least I have the-
The craziest dream to just wake up and try to like grab your fucking cock.
You hear his baby feet slap on the floor like one, two.
Deformed toe.
His big toe looks like an among-us character that got like half-squished.
Your guys' house sounds gay as hell.
It's not gay.
We're just really open with each other.
No, it is gay. Isaac hurts everybody.
Okay, Isaac.
What?
You have a humping issue.
Isaac has a problem.
Okay, you guys need to go to like couples therapy or something.
I'm the only one who doesn't.
Oh, my God.
Grunk starts dating a girl for like a week and now he's like, you guys got to go to the couples therapy.
I would say this regardless.
They do.
They do.
Okay, first and foremost, first and foremost, that's not true.
Is that secret information?
We've been like this our entire lives.
I talked about it, but it's true.
Jesus, God.
he posted a picture on Twitter with her
Oh, sorry, well, he didn't say him.
They were Harley and Joker.
He made him stim, dude.
Stop talking about it.
Yeah, he did.
He scared.
Boom!
Yeah, I touched me.
So what?
What are you guys going to do?
Rest me.
Take me away, officer.
What are you going to?
Your head cuffing me around me.
I don't believe you.
Huh?
I don't believe you've ever touched boobs
because it's the only boobs you fucking touch are mine.
You come into my office?
You come into my office?
And this is you reach behind me like,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
can we talk about a fucking screenshot of, from you?
You were on your phone on Discord.
No.
You pressed your bones down.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that is.
That looked real.
That was insane.
That's literally, like, uncensored in Isaac's video,
and it looks like actual porn.
Dude, it is so, I have, listen, listen, listen,
I remember watching the video,
and I remember seeing Tanner's boobs move,
and I was like, yeah, I got to blur that.
But then I looked at Nix, and I was like,
you know, it doesn't look that bad.
But then I saw it from farther away
Like a zoomed out screenshot
Really really bad
And she has like literal d's dude
And they're if you black out in his face
Because he's like woman
He's like this woman
If you black it out it looks like
It's like a big nipple woman fucking
See but I don't know
It didn't look like that when I posted the video
No I don't know
It is yeah huh
Well you think I sat there and said yeah this will get him
He walked in my office and he's like
He's like wow I should come into your office
More often dude your boobs are
huge they're awesome he's like whoo and he's pushing them together like this for me and I'm like what the
fuck are you doing you know what the worst part you can't even retaliate with an ass lap or a boob
as well because he'll come right back and he'll be like oh yeah you like that oh yeah you like that
i don't like when i think i don't like when is in his weird mood because isaac is a giant like
behemoth freak and when he starts like coming at you like you can't defend yourself
because he'll do like this like you'll start to like back up a little bit he'll be like
They start doing some like weird crab shit
But he weighs like 300 pounds that he's massive
And it's like weird
Raps around you and then somehow positions his dick to your butt
And then like throws you
What have I ever done this?
All the time on the B-back
It's like okay I believe the first one I grab your boobs
Yeah the second one okay I'm a crab now
And the third one
I just snap out of it remember remember come on buddy
He blacks out he only sees red when he does this shit
He doesn't have a whole different thing
You Bluetooth humped.
Bluetooth.
Yeah, he did Bluetooth hump me.
What is Bluetooth?
He stood my fucking doorway and was air-humping, and I was like, what are you doing?
He said, I'm fucking you do Bluetooth.
Anyway, listen, Larry gets dominated the absolute most because he just lets it happen.
No, it's because I'm 5-4.
I can't.
I'm not going to fight against the fucking 6-4 fucking, like, what?
Dude, he'll slam Larry down and, like, choke him.
like lift his legs up like this.
And then the only
it's like the only
let's la la la la la
you get out.
Zip it.
The only thing you can do
is tick all the sides
like right here.
This is weakness.
Oh,
dude.
He is that's crazy.
But it comes with the price
because at that point,
I know I'm about to get fucking
right.
It's great to the fucking
like this core.
It's why I don't retaliate
against Isaac.
If Isaac somehow
gets behind me
and starts grabbing me,
I literally
throw my ass into him.
You guys really bad person on this podcast right now, dude.
It happens every time.
He's never done it to tell you luckily, and I don't like it.
I'm not accepting.
Pick you up.
Just have constant.
Yeah, you've never picked me up and hums me like you do these other guys.
No, because I know you'd scream, yell and run and, like, you start throwing fists.
I can text Larry on the couch.
What?
What?
Benis is out.
It is, it is.
As, as gay as it is, we talked about that for 24 minutes.
As gay as it sounds, it is a war here.
It is just a war.
Ooh, yummy?
He has dementia.
He's walking.
Grung, don't ever come to the group chat house, bro.
I think our wife went out tomorrow.
I'm fine out tomorrow.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
No, me, me in Italy.
Oh, that's going to be cool.
Yes.
Where are you going in Italy, grung?
Rome, Florence, Milan, and Lake Como.
Oh, my.
You have real-
Like homo?
Oh my God!
Dude, you're going to like a homo, what?
You're rich and gay, what?
What the fuck?
What's next?
What?
You dick, Matt, wait, wait.
You're gonna go to Ryeck-River.
What are you talking about?
Realize this, you'll think about this,
for a second, yo, June, that's gay pride must.
And he's going to leg home-o and gay pride must.
That's not what I said.
No.
You're going to slip juice out the river.
That's not what I said.
You said Lake Homo?
Lake Como.
Com?
Oh.
Commo.
Spanish.
No, but once I get back, I'm going to Austin, Texas.
Outer boy!
Yeah, you're going to kind of hang out the scorpions?
Yeah.
Look, I do got to say, though, that is a pretty crazy trip.
It would be pretty crazy.
How long are you going to be over there?
12 days.
That's nuts.
That's almost as long as the Japan trip, dude.
Yeah, it'll be, it's my Japan trip to Italy with my parents.
Italy's very sick.
Dude, I've never been there.
What if you mean like Italian?
Do you think we have any Italian fans?
They're fans of soccer?
I hope so.
I want, I want a local to meet me and like take me cool places.
Hey, Italian.
Italian fans, Italian fans DM me on Twitter.
Italian, if you know, that's such a babe.
They're all going to be on you.
I was talking shit.
It was like Italian guy on Roblox.
And he had.
He had the most, like, Italian acid.
And that's why I started talking shit.
And he was like, Allerri, Larry, Larry, Larry.
I don't know if he was exaggerating it.
He might actually not think about it.
He probably was.
Holy shit.
Wow.
I'm actually...
He got played.
Um...
Yo, uh, grunk, there are, um, there are nude beaches over there in Italy.
They're really popular.
That's where I'm going to be 24-70.
How'd they do that?
How'd they make a new beach when the ocean always been there?
How the hell?
No, bro. That's, you're so...
You are really just not hearing well today.
You need your ears checked.
Like Homo and now New Beach.
Dude.
Boots and Wiener out.
New Beach.
I thought he said New Beach.
Yeah.
Beach just randomly dropped in Italy.
They just made one for no reason.
They'd be doing that in Dubai and shit, bro.
You never know.
That's true.
They do.
Dubai is crazy.
Dubai?
Like bisexual?
Dude.
Buy?
Dudes?
Bisexual?
Hell no.
You got me guys.
Come on.
Why would a nude beach be a normal thing?
I don't get it.
You want to let the helicopter out, you know what I'm saying?
You got to look that shit.
What is the benefit?
Like, what is the...
There are nude beaches in the United States, too.
Private.
It's not, I mean, it's not like you're going to...
Does that not just break it into sex?
No, I don't...
No.
I think that every new beach is a big or...
It's usually like older people, if I'm not going to lie.
Why is that?
Are they just weird?
I think they're just...
There was like a...
There was like a movement way back when the older people were alive, like in young.
It was like the hippie movement.
And they were all naked all the time.
I think it's because they were on drugs.
Is that when free the nip started?
No, that was like 2012, dude.
Yeah, that was like way weird.
That's not true.
I think, I think the craziest thing of a receipt of a recital from before 2010.
I'm looking at it.
Don't look up freezing.
Yeah, when did free the nipples?
Stop.
Dude, don't.
It started in 2000.
Wait, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy.
Oh, it started eight.
Look up free the tip.
18. 18 17.
1817, free the nipples.
Look out, look up free the tip.
Wait, yummy.
When did free the nip start?
1817 on Twitter.
Listen, Larry, bro.
Dude, I just know.
I know that free the tip was like.
You just nut?
What did you just say?
What?
Well, I can see Larry.
Your fan is in your bottle.
Drink it.
Look.
Ah, I see it.
What do you see?
What do you see?
What's in her house?
I got to pee.
I got to pee.
I got to pee.
I got to step on a soft.
Scorpion. Facebook started
Free the Nipple in 2013.
Facebook started it? How? The Mark free it?
Oh, no, no. Facebook actually did the opposite.
He did the...
Shut it down.
Dude, imagine how fucked up. Mark was like walking.
Mark Zuckerberg gets no bitches, dude.
Did you see he made us, like, four-year-old daughters
do, like, a Marine push-up challenge?
What?
I don't know. I might have been fake.
AI-generated push-up challenge.
Mark Zuckerberg won his first.
Because he was like, dude, he threw a fit.
He looks rich.
He was doing martial arts. He was doing martial arts, and he lost.
And he was, like, yelling.
at the ref or whatever.
He finally won his first competition.
Is he big?
It was, what was it?
It was in, not judo.
It was in, um,
It was in, um,
It was in, um,
Jiu-Soo.
I think it was Jiu-Jitsu.
If I was as rich as Mark Zuckerberg,
I think I would like liquidate everything.
I think I would just get all my money and I think that I'd
everything into liquid.
No, no, no, listen.
Do you, do you know about the new, like, billionaire and how he is?
Is he from like
He's about to be like a trillioner
He's like at no way
How can he be a new new billionaire
Who he how do you get a billionaires drop
Blue dude
Hold on hold on
He sold all the NFTs
That's where they all went
He's all your
Dude I think that like if I was Mark
I would just get on my money
And then I would dedicate my life
To like to sports
Or like you on like physical
First name basis with him
Yeah
No but I would like
the physical activity and everything
releases so many endorphins and dopamine
and it's so good for you
and like dedicating your life to it
is honestly very fulfilling.
Well, that's what they all pretty much do.
They all just get on their yacht
and they go to different places.
What are we talking about?
Us talking about the most normal thing.
What the hell did I know.
I just put my headphones on.
I put my headphones on after talking about being naked.
Oh yeah.
I'm pulling headphones back on.
Yumi's like,
honestly, man, it's like the most fulfilling thing
I've ever done in my life.
Like, what are we...
What the hell are you talking about?
Man, just catch me up.
Anyway, okay.
Thanks, God.
Thanks, thank you.
Shut up, Larry.
That was so bad.
We were talking about Mark Zuckerberg.
We were talking about Mark Zuckerberg.
He's an alien reptile.
He's a scorpion.
Have you guys seen over the hedge?
All right, listen, by show of hands, because we can't speak about
else or we'll probably get assassinated
is LeBron James
with Satan
okay
now let's be real
have you all seen the video
Yami's doing it right now
he's wearing the X
stop stop stop
triple six
wait okay somebody can someone
take that clip of Yomi doing this
and then edit it just like that one
the wrong clip it's like a really
in depth like satanic
ritual thing that he's doing
you guys know who Siko is
then it's what you do you grab
you got ex-exex Kirby play it backwards
and it's gonna be like
Seriously, you know, you know, you know,
Jesus,
Help Satan, this is
Kill kids
Yeah,
I'm just,
Satan!
Oh,
Jesus?
Left with Satan.
Yeah,
You know,
it's crazy.
In my new vlog today,
Isaac has that hoodie
of Jesus on the New York Yankees
like sweatshirt.
Yeah,
someone was like,
dude,
I can't believe you wear that cross
and you call that sweatshirt cool.
Oh, you?
What?
Yeah.
Because I said it was a
obviously I was being hyper ironic.
Everything there is kind of lame, but...
Dude, there's nothing wrong with that hoodie
that's like anywhere close to being
sacrilegious or anything.
It actually has...
Oh, Jesus, what the fuck are they called?
The beads.
Rosemary?
He said Jesus had an F word in the same sentence.
Say, kidding.
Sacrilegious, Jesus, what the...
No, they're the beads.
The beads.
Oh, uh, Rosemary.
Rosemary.
Is that what's called?
The season name, bro.
It's called Rosary, Rosary.
Rosary.
I thought, I thought Mary and shit.
I think it's like a Mary Magdalene thing.
No, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't do that.
It's not bad.
Nick, I have a question.
What's your question?
When's the vlog from Creator Clash coming out?
After all of Japan.
I want to see it.
Nick's priority list.
Just make it a group video at this point.
Then.
Yeah.
Uh?
Make it a group video at this point.
What?
The shopping?
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Yeah, where's all that footage going?
Wait, the Creator Clash was supposed to be a group video.
What do you mean?
It is.
He's logged, remember?
Yeah.
Good eye, dude.
That footage is all up and waiting for an editor, so.
I don't really...
What is that picture, yummy?
You know, I can't put it on the screen, I guess, but Isaac can't look at it.
What the fuck is that?
Mark Zuckerberg.
We were talking about Mark Zuckerberg.
That is that.
disgusting. That's the first AIGER.
It looks like a
anomaly. Ew, dude, what the fuck?
It was... I'm sorry.
I gave my...
I gave my cat's patent for the first time.
It's awesome.
They were...
You're enabling drugs.
Yeah.
They were posted on my old Twitter.
And it was so funny
because one of them
got hold of it and then the other one
came out of nowhere and they were like
they did the whole thing.
Wait, what did you give him?
Catnip.
What is that?
It's like catweed.
Really?
Oh, grunk.
Oh, grunk.
It gives them the zoomies.
Can you grab our cat and hold his head back and take a photo and then send it to add cats with their heads held back?
On where?
Twitter.
Here, go, take a video of your cats fighting over catnip and then post it to R-forward-slash-cats-gooblin mode.
Animal school goblin mode?
I think.
Or Twitter?
You deserve.
Okay, and then after that, once it gets a million updates,
send it to things to change the internet of Twitter.
You suck.
That is a Rick and Morty upvote.
It was universe terminology.
I'm going to rip that stupid 9900-Hunter-X-Hunter,
Tabastry Offer Wall, and I'm going to poop on it.
Do you not like it?
No, it's actually dope.
I'm watching a...
Look at kill him.
Grunks cat.
Too small.
Funny, right?
Oh, that's goofy.
Mm-hmm.
Would you rather smoke weed with Willie Nelson or Snoop Dog?
Snoop Dog.
Willie Nelson?
Soft Willie?
Would you rather smoke weed with Charlie DeMilleo, Miranda Cosgrove?
Charlie DeMio ain't even 21 yet.
Who's the girl that plays Captain Marvel?
What's her name?
Wait.
What's the band of his?
She's 19.
No, what's her name?
I'll tell you right now
Captain Marvel
Her name is Brie Larson
That's her name
I'm older than Charlie Dimeleo
Yeah
Yeah she like
And I'm younger than Charlie Dimeleo
Dude she was like a
Where is he going?
Why is that like an anomaly
Who would you rather smoke weed
With Bella porch
You didn't even finish the last
I'm fucking chief in Bella Porte
What?
Wait a hold on
Hold on Bella Porch, the options get better.
Bella Porch, Charlie DeMilio,
they get better?
Little Huddy or Dream.
All right, dude, here's what I do.
I'm going to smoke with Dream.
All right.
Right.
I grab his hand, grab his eyeball.
Who is it?
I'm going to smoke weed with Dream and I'm going to say.
I'm going to start a roach into his like.
I want to go.
What's wrong with you, man?
Man, Matt, Matt.
He's like smoking with him.
He'll like actually tell him like a real roach.
I'm going to be like, dream, you're actually kind of funny.
What's wrong with you, man?
What's wrong with you, man?
You're going to say like, I hope you don't have a bad high, high, high, high, hi.
Dude, oh my God.
Okay, okay, I'm trying to think.
When did we start doing that?
Because was that, was that?
Isaac's been doing that for like two weeks now, man.
Really good at it because he's been doing open and over.
All right, so listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
In the house.
audience at home.
All right now my for you page is a lot of like
it's all audio, it's all audio
and it's a lot of like Dreamy bowl.
Yeah, it's like Dreamy Bowl.
Yeah, it's like Dreamy Bull type shit.
It's like, oh yes, King.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No, yeah.
That's, that's, um,
LeBron Jay's taking back shots.
I've seen that.
Oh.
He's like, how good is that dick?
And he goes, oh, my.
Amazing.
Frank Camden loves that.
Oh my gosh.
He goes,
Amazing.
How good is that?
And we all have this group where we just,
or a joke where we'd like make up more like splendid, like spectacular.
It's so funny.
Exuberant.
Why did Larry go backwards like that?
Your arms like stayed straight.
Wait, watch this.
This is as if I'm in a marble movie and I got punched.
It's hard laugh, though.
Oh, you got...
I didn't roll back.
I didn't roll back.
I didn't roll back.
I don't know.
But anyway, there was a video.
Larry didn't finish.
Well, yeah, I could...
All right, go ahead to there.
No, you finish.
No, I'm done.
Finish.
Oh.
Huh?
Whoa.
Oh.
Delayed.
Oh.
It was like...
Imagine those audio.
They were sped up and it slowed down
over and over again.
I was just saying that because,
I was speaking in that like
the sped up
slow down sped up
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
I know you got that big win away
bro you got that big wheel right now
I know you're sitting over there
start real quick
I'm gonna do not play it Larry
now you play it over the podcast mic
do not play it
do it over the podcast mic
there we don't play the radio over the
We're going to get to monetize to be playing audio districts.
I don't want you to do with our podcast.
This podcast has to be, like, I, as a consumer, I don't think that I could ever listen to something like this.
Yeah, they can.
I don't think.
You're a com consumer.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Nice.
Hey.
Woonage.
We need a loan it.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm a miss.
I woke up yesterday at 2 a.m.
What?
You woke up at 2 a.m. yesterday?
Yeah.
You found it.
Do it.
Okay.
No.
Turn it off.
That is not good.
What you just did was not good.
Yeah, when I was talking about it was good.
Like what?
I was talking about it's not as bad as plain.
The a inch...
Anyways, Larry and I have been doing that for, like, a few weeks.
I was talking to...
And I was like, it's a good thing.
We didn't find that at the beginning of last to leave VC
because the entire video, we would have done it.
That would have been absolutely.
Holy shit.
Because Larry did it for over 24 hours straight.
That was the only way he spoke.
Dude, I want to see that being a video.
Like, I want to see that video.
The Roblox thing that we played?
It's a Roblox Monopoly.
Oh my God.
Somebody mosquito bit me.
It was a scorpion.
Yeah.
I got bit by so many mosquitoes on Memorial Day.
I want to play basketball with you, Yummy.
I'm just kidding
I can't because I keep on
I keep on doing things on my
I thought that was a baby's foot
I thought it was fake
how did you pull it off like
No wait sit back down
Stam back down
How did he do that
I thought it was fake
No it looked different before
It looked so tiny
Oh my God you were fucking flexible
Straight up
Bistani is
Yummy is like dude
When Yummy laid
Okay yummy like
He swast his legs and then he flat pancake down.
You look like a turtle.
Look at this green shirt.
He looked like a turtle.
Yeah, that's all we go do it back there.
I folded yummy like a pancake.
I actually got on his back.
We pushed him on him.
You got to do it back there.
Remember we put it in between the bed?
We put him in between the bed in Japan.
Yeah.
Yeah, watch.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Now presenting the boy who flexes like a
cardboard box.
Here we got, look. Watch.
Watch out there's a scorpion!
No, do it, do it.
Do it, do it, do it.
Put your...
He was fucking idiot, Billy.
Oh, my God.
What is he doing?
Oh, yes, king.
What is he sucking himself off on the floor?
Stop!
Why don't it during the podcast? What the fun is this problem?
Wait, yummy, can you get your legs over your head?
Yeah, no, you can do both of them.
Oh my God, dude.
Dude.
This guy, I know exactly what Tanner would say if he saw that.
I'm gonna tell him.
He would lick his lips.
He would fucking start like a student like this.
I'm gonna tell him we saw his balls.
There's like there's shorts.
That'll get him.
Come back.
Come back.
Here, boy.
What the hell?
All right, everyone act like worried.
Dude, come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Come back.
Yum.
Yum.
Yummy.
Yeah.
Yummy, put your headphones on.
Damn.
Your balls.
Your balls.
Your, you're, your, you're, your.
Your balls show it to your pants.
It leaked on one side.
No, it didn't.
Yeah, it did it.
No, it didn't.
It did.
It did.
One of your balls literally leaked out.
Swear?
Yeah, I clipped it.
We can watch it after.
It just, it came out and smiled.
No way.
I couldn't have.
I have a scorpion.
I have briefed on.
It couldn't have.
Dude, I love this.
It was there,
um,
and then we were,
the skate?
No,
it was,
it was,
it was hugging your leg,
bro.
It was crazy.
Oh my God.
My shorts?
Oh, my God.
No,
like out the,
out the pant leg.
Wait,
I got,
oh.
Dude,
it couldn't have.
I have,
I have,
I have,
I haven't,
no,
it couldn't have.
The skin?
I watched it.
What you talked about?
The skin of my balls.
Yes,
the whole ball.
Oh,
you guys are trolling.
What?
Yeah,
you guys,
all that the end there.
Yeah, your balls came out
Yeah, my phone's not even my hand
It's just making shit up now
That's all one grung left
What? Yeah, no ball came out
No, no balls was out I was just gang
Oh, that was the bit
Yeah, whatever
It was way cool
You look kind of startled, not gonna lie
You look super uncanny, dude
I mean, I think it was.
Because if my nuts came out live on the podcast, Cam and Cage are just going to be like, oh, look at that.
It's Yui's balls.
We got to blur that.
It would be funny.
Dude, that.
Perfect impression.
You just started worship in mission.
I started worship in the God of impressions.
When was the last time you guys went swimming?
Oh my God, dude.
It's been a long time.
Dude, I'm a really good swimmer.
Yeah.
I hadn't been swimming for like
literally like four years and I went swimming
like last week.
It's so fun.
Like swimming is so fun.
The fact that I go to a gym with a pool
and still I haven't swim.
That's so sad.
You should swim.
The only people who really use that pool are like old people
are like, yeah.
I think one of the reasons I don't like swimming
is because of my hair and how bad it gets
when there's chlorine.
Yeah, can we talk about how Isaac was a hairnet
Everywhere in the house now?
Like a little lunch lady.
He literally wears a hair.
Because first of my ears too.
There's a few reasons.
There's a few reasons.
Isaac gives themselves, like, his hygiene is good.
One of the reasons why I wear the hair net is, first of all, I shed a lot.
If I shake my hair out, there's hairs coming out.
So I try to keep it all in one place.
Also, I'm trying to, like, keep it flat because it's puffing out.
Yeah, it frizzes up.
You know who you look like?
You look like the villain on, um,
The bag out at home alone
when he got electrocuted
downstairs in the basement
that's what you're going to.
Yeah, if I had to blow dry my hair
that would happen.
Aren't they both?
You should.
No, they're like hair and hairy.
The more volume your hair contains
the cooler looks in my opinion.
Well, yeah, I have a lot of volume in my hair
and I don't like it.
I can disagree because I saw a kid
with like a big fucking lettuce on his head.
What, Larry?
Wait, it has to be balanced.
Larry, why do you look like Wolverine?
Kim.
Get some work.
Wait, wait, wait.
Alright, now play bats of the bone.
Thank you.
You know that one?
Yeah, man.
I know that song.
I figured out my city boys don't drive
listen trucks.
Wow.
Wow.
I see what I'm right.
Can we live YouTube poop this?
We're ready.
Oh, no.
We're getting close to the end.
We're getting close to the end.
We're getting close to the end.
So our house.
This is one of the people are watching our like barnacles.
Lig down my city,
Larry, nobody wants to fuffing watch that shit.
Luffy, woof.
Larry, nobody's going to stay in the pocket.
Meatball if we keep trying to do this YouTube.
Larry, nobody's going to want to spaghetti.
Luigi.
Larry, nobody's going to.
What was that noise?
They're so quiet.
Oh, so now we're doing sound effects.
All right, let me take out my little...
No, no, no, it's going to get so bad.
There's going to be...
Turn it off!
That is not me!
What the fuck?
It's not going to show up anywhere, anywhere.
It's only on Discord.
Oh, it's a big metal
pipe.
Someone might hear an echo.
Yeah, that was the worst edition ever.
You can't even turn it off.
You can't.
I cannot believe they added sound effects
before they added like pinning your messages.
Your group chats and stuff, yeah.
They don't care about you.
No, I asked, I'm the one that asked for voice message
and they added it because of me, so you're welcome.
True that, don't break it in and blea.
Yeah, that's good.
Really?
Well, I found out.
What you asked?
I asked Discord.
They were like, what do you guys want to see in Discord?
And I said voice messages.
I said that like three times.
How do you know that these years?
Because, because I have the voice of the people.
Yeah, the do I?
Stop.
Doi, is that what you just said?
What the hell is even a voice message?
I've never sent one on Discord.
You know them.
What?
You can only do it on your phone.
Yeah, I was good.
Relax, relax, relax, relax.
Reli, really, really, really.
Go back, go back, come back.
My ear is just itching, man.
Spongeblood!
Hey, this is a voice message.
I'm sending on Discord.
My, I, I, I want to quit.
This podcast is, like, the worst.
I think we've done.
Yeah, I'm really sorry, guys.
Like, seriously.
Jungle Jim.
You know what I'm going to do?
I think part of the reason is...
What are you going to do?
I think I'm going to get back on the grill.
Bye, yeah.
Is he going to fart?
You get a fart.
I remember I did the room?
I came into your room and I did that.
Damn that ass in a circle.
Is that crazy?
What?
Yeah, man, you got a big butt.
That's disgusting.
Dude, that's nuts.
You guys don't go watch Fast X?
Oh, my God.
I'm trying to fucking hearing Fast X.
Yeah, I can't believe I pre-ordered.
and don't know how to cancel order.
She needs a hospital.
I'm an idiot.
Oh, well.
All right.
This podcast is brought to you by GamerSups.
We're not done yet, dude.
We're not done yet, dude.
What's more?
What's more?
I don't know.
We could talk about, all right.
What was the first time?
How about your first time you kissed a girl?
No.
Okay, I was 20 with your hot wet lips.
Kiss me with a hot mouth.
All of my.
Wait, would you guys count it if you kissed your own kindergarten?
No.
Hell yeah.
That's dope.
You what?
Okay, never much.
You kissed a...
No.
I wish in kindergarten.
No, we're ending on that.
Okay, yeah.
I'm out of here, man.
This podcast is brought to you by Gamerichep.
Yeah.
Code group.
What's wrong with Larry's face, man?
Oh my God, dude.
That was...
Reel fit out.
That was like...
That was good.
Oh, my God.
For 10% off your next order.
Thank you for watching the group chat podcast.
We apologize for our...
Our professionalism.
See you next time.
I'm very sorry for my dear aunt Sally.
Later.
Excuse my dear and Sally.
But you're fist in.
Ow!
