The Group Chat - #57 - Scorpions INFESTED our House!! 🦂

Episode Date: June 2, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's good YouTube? What's going on on Spotify? And what's good Apple Music? Welcome to the, welcome to the group chat. Bilo, Bulu, Bailu, Zius, Grulik. Anyway, welcome to the group chat podcast episode. 148, right? 52. Episode two.
Starting point is 00:00:20 Episode two. Today we're missing a vital part of our vital, vital, vital part. Yeah. We're missing like the heart. Yeah. Because we got the head, the arms, the legs. Can I be... And the heart?
Starting point is 00:00:33 Can I be the... Sometimes? No. Wow, dude. Like 20 seconds in, really? You're gonna say that? Good job, dude. These were Power Rangers?
Starting point is 00:00:39 These were Power Rangers, we're missing the Red one. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I like my favorite... It's Red one main character? I like green. I like white. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
Starting point is 00:00:49 No one answered my question. All right. I wasn't paying attention. I don't know what you said. Guys, we have a problem. What's the problem? Red. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Our problem. Yes. Excuse. me. Sorry for burping. Nick, I'm going to ask you later in the podcast if I remember. All right. We're going to play a little mini game. Okay.
Starting point is 00:01:08 You guys ready to play a little guessing game? Yeah, let's play it. It's called Name that Insect. Scorpion! Okay, well, the game's ruined. It's called Name the Scorpion. I mean, crap. Are they arachnids or are they insects?
Starting point is 00:01:25 Insects, they have to be. They have arachnids for legs only. They're insects. Eight legs. Eight legs. That's what I meant. All right, well, here's the issue, right? We've had an insect parasite, scorpion infestation. Parasite, they're like...
Starting point is 00:01:40 No, we've had three scorpions in our house in the past, what, four days, I think? Yeah. Yeah, one was in my room, then the next one was up in Yummy's bathroom. That's why I started. Dude, how does a scorpion get all the way upstairs in a bathtub? Somebody needs to explain that. That is interesting. They probably came from the air.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Well, Yummy brought up that they can climb the... roof sometimes. They can go ceiling. They can climb up on the ceiling and dangle. They actually prefer being upside down, I read. So, wait, here's a question. How, how fast are they? They're not fast.
Starting point is 00:02:11 They're not that fast. They're not that fast. They're not that fast as an American crocodile, I read. 26 miles an hour on the ground. Imagine a little thing doing that. That'd be so scary. Oh, my, I would poop myself. Imagine a millipede if it was that fast, or a big centipede.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Ew, ew, oh, fuck. And it like wraps for on the condoms. Imagine a milliped or centipede the size of like a dog. So before we continue talking about it, though, we did use this as a black light. It works. And we shined it on the scorpion and it glowed green. Really? It was a bright white green.
Starting point is 00:02:51 It was like a bright alien. It was the one that I killed today. I actually killed one like an hour ago. Why do you kill them? Set them free. They're venomous, grunk. They're venomous. I let the first one go.
Starting point is 00:02:59 because I thought I was doing a favor to, like, the world, and I find out that it killed me. You know what you did? You kicked him out, and he rolled up his sleeves, and he said, all right. All right. I'm back in there, and he came back with his fucking posse. He went in the grass and started dialing a little dirt phone
Starting point is 00:03:17 and called all his buddies over. Hey, guys, found a nice place with you crash in. Very important part of this podcast, and is the fact that it's been brought to you by GamerSups. Oh, who is a co-group. Oh, look, I just made some live, actually. off your order. There's a lot of stuff that's coming in the upcoming weeks
Starting point is 00:03:32 that we're super excited to talk about. Not now, though, one day. Is there anything new this week? No, just me being hot and handsome. Yep, hot and handsome. Yeah, look at him. That's my boy. A use code group when you buy it.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Did I try something new? Dude, here's the deal, right? Men today just aren't chivalrous. They're not gentlemen. You're right. You know when I was... No, I'm trying. Listen, I know.
Starting point is 00:03:58 I have a question, I'm a question, Grung. Do you open the door for her? Of course, always. Every time, every time. The car door. All right. Here's one. Here's one.
Starting point is 00:04:07 I don't do car door. Have you done some insane? Well, there you go. Have you done some crazy ass rip in front of her? Are you comfortable enough to for it? Yeah, you're not a gentleman, bro. You're not a gentleman. I am a gentleman.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Can I mention the weird, like, there's like a lot of stuff that's off-putting. And it really, it really shot. It's shown on me. It shined really hard when Grunk put his, his camera down on this desk because then there was something weird about everybody's room so first off when grunk put his camera down his desk
Starting point is 00:04:36 goes like his camera angle was wrong Larry's is different Nick's door is open and behind Yomi's head is a tapestry I haven't seen before on any other podcast before so everyone's room is different look at him what's even going on
Starting point is 00:04:50 oh wait I think things change we're going through metamorphosis what if we like actually since we have such a bad scorpion problem Because we don't know where they're coming in from. We keep all of our doors shut. Sorry, I'm just looking at Nick's, like, door wide open, like a little black thing. I'm a huge one.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Imagine. Imagine you see, like, a whole bunch of them, like, spread out from behind his tapestry, like a whole bunch of ants on the log on his wall. On the fucking, dude, the mirror right behind me is, like, reflecting against, like, my window. And they're all, like, like, almost against a glass looking into me. Yeah, I have. I've been losing sleep over them.
Starting point is 00:05:26 I'm not going to lie. You slept in the movie room. The first time. And then after that, I would sleep in my room, but I would wake up about every hour, hour and a half, and I would shake out my sheets. Wow. It's because they go to, like, the least convenient places for human beings. Like, they'll go hide in your shoes. They'll hide in clothes on the floor that you might need to pick up.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Wait, but how bad has it been? I'm like, is it, like, instant? Like, you're dead? No, it doesn't, like, it's not really, like, super fatal. It can be. It's, like, uncommon. but it like hurts really bad and it releases like a neurotoxin
Starting point is 00:06:00 that can like fuck with you fuck with your head. Yeah. That's no good. Yeah. Y'all got to get on that. But most I want to make a trap. Yeah, well yeah, there are scorpion traps
Starting point is 00:06:10 and it's basically just like mouse traps. But they're still going to get in, which is a problem. You don't know where they're coming in. You don't know where they're coming in. One day you're going to find a door that you've never opened before somehow and then you're going to open it. They're all hanging and like eggs are everywhere.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Like it's all like gross. Man, it's really uncomfortable. Like, I hate the fact that I have to, like, look everywhere I'm sniffing in the house. Yeah, dude, I'm lifting on my feet as we talk. I think I'm going to say one. I'm Chris Cross-Affles-up. Yeah, because there he has these door things. He has these things to go under his door.
Starting point is 00:06:40 They can squeeze under that. They can squeeze under that, bro. They can squeeze. Some of them can squeeze the width of a credit card I read. Dude, I think. When Yomi stepped on it, like, more times. He literally stepped on it. And Yomi was like, dude, look, it's moving.
Starting point is 00:06:56 And the mother-fifers. fucker his like claw thing was like coming back out again. Yeah I just I sat on like Yeah when you step on them Excellotins are strong. Yeah when you step on them and then lift your foot up they go And they like reinflate and then walk away
Starting point is 00:07:09 Like cockroaches the core They can be frozen for 48 hours before they die And they can be underwater for like up to two weeks Almost like they can't drown because of their exoskeletes I've heard that they can act dead in bathrooms And baths especially and the Oh really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Oh, you know what happened? You know what happened is, first of all, I was fully naked and in the shower, and I saw it, scurrying around. Yeah. Did you do, like, the cartoon ladies scream? Yeah, I did. I was freaking out. And then I was drowning him trying to, like, get him, like, I was, like, waterboarding him.
Starting point is 00:07:45 And he was, like, like, curled up in a ball like this with his little stinger out. And I was like, and I slammed it with the shoe. And, dude, I, it was like a frame. I don't even know what I'm talking about. He disappeared, and I thought he flew in the air, and I was like, where the fuck did he go? And I dropped the shoe, and I had no idea what was going on, and I just kept slamming him over and over again. Until it was dust, literal dust. And then I was going to get something to, like, put it in a cup or whatever.
Starting point is 00:08:10 And when I turned off the shower, it was like a fucking cartoon. Like, he, because the shower had been, like, pouring water, water, whatever, whatever. He wasn't moving. He was, like, stuck to the tub. As soon as I turned the shower off, it was like a river of water, he was just, like, slip and slid down my drain. Like, his whole body, he was strained. I couldn't even grab it for a minute her thumbs up.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Roop. Honestly, though, that's been like the big broadcast story. I have some ants thrown out in my room. They're like this big. It's been in turmoil. You have ants? Yeah, our AC broke.
Starting point is 00:08:43 And then we got, I think there's like an Andrew Tate like scorpion pimp below our house that is just like having crazy sex. Andrew T. And all these. And all these bitch-ass scorpion. The scorpion.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Hose are coming up in our There you go. And they're looking for the top G, but they can't find them. Yeah, they went all, yeah. Yeah, the party's downstairs, guys. What's weird is that the one that we found today was like half dead. Yeah, he was half dead. He was weird.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Either that or he was sleeping. I don't know, but we crushed it. I think we woke it up or something. I mean, I came home with groceries. I might have stepped on it because I'm not looking where I'm going. I think you did still. I probably did. And then Yomi finished the job.
Starting point is 00:09:25 And then I came over. He's just chilling and the dwarf swing open. It's like a wiff of like... A bunch of horse noises and it gets like stampeded. Is there like, what kind of animal would we need? We need like a Komodo dragon or something in the house to get rid of the scorpion. Yeah, I don't know what... Camodo dragon.
Starting point is 00:09:45 What kills the scorpion in a lot? Tarrantula. Dachshallon. I wouldn't mind having a tarantula walk around. I would much rather have a tarantial walk around the house than scorpion. I used to watch those insects. No, dogs are not good. Did you say that?
Starting point is 00:09:59 Praying mantises are crazy. Praying mantises are going on. Oh, yeah. You can him kill, dude? They're like, they hit. You know the females, fuck the men, they dominate them? The female scurphyate or the people praying mantises, the lady. You missed it.
Starting point is 00:10:13 You looked away and there's a praying mantis that just slapped Larry's camera. He has a pet. He brought it up. Why is I'm talking about a mating ritual here. It's very serious. Okay. The females literally mate with the males, and then they eat. their head off. They eat the male's head off.
Starting point is 00:10:27 That's really common among insects. Like, uh, black widow females do that. That's just so domy mom. Yeah. Yeah. Valeron, people play Valer be like, I need me a girl that I just get my head off and just kill me after. I just need to die. That's what they... That would be like, yeah, that would be like a girl carrying you in Valerant,
Starting point is 00:10:45 dropping a 30 mom and then like fucking blocking you and then shooting you or something on. Yeah. Yeah. Did you say that they can survive in water for up to 48 hours? Yummy said that. You know, did you say that they could. They can hold their breath. Who?
Starting point is 00:10:58 You know me knows every fucking fact about scorpions. Yeah, well, can they survive in men's body wash, Old Spice? Can they survive an Old Spice body wash? I don't know. I want to all over it and then put it. I did. Can they survive in poopie? N'uh.
Starting point is 00:11:14 When you poopie on them? No, uh-uh. What if I eat it and then pooping it out? Put it in the microwave. I'm going to find a scorpion. I'm going to drop a load on it. I'm going to drop a load and see if it crawls out. I'm going to see if it can survive in the puppy.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Can we do a challenge? You shit on a scorpion and then you wake up the next day and the fucking shit has like a chimney and like a door. You made that shit as own. He made it a home.
Starting point is 00:11:39 You're not talking about scorpions, dude. You open the door and look at there, he's got a family. I keep getting scared talking about them. They're wearing it all closes. Can we do a challenge where we stay on topic or we try to stay on topic for as long as possible?
Starting point is 00:11:53 We were literally doing that challenge. We just did good for 12 minutes. Okay, because we actually had something to talk about, but now that we don't... Oh, now it's hard mode. Now it's hard. Now it's hard for you're talking about. ADHD challenge mode starts now.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I didn't think. Dude, I, like, found out something about myself recently that apparently is a sign of ADHD and also, like, just me being a fucking moron. I realize... Yeah, no, listen, I realized that I, like, try to finish people's sentences a lot. And then, like, thinking about it, I just started,
Starting point is 00:12:23 I started feeling so bad. Like, people will talk to me, and I'll, like, try to, finish their thought for them, like, all the time. I'm glad you found that out about yourself, and we didn't have to point it out for you because... Is that something you realized? No, Nick has a tendency here to, like, point out things that he notices about people.
Starting point is 00:12:40 And I remember way back in the day he pointed something out about Tanner. I did that. Well, grunk was... Was that ever brought up in the podcast before? No, I don't think it ever was. I haven't heard him do it since. I'll be honest. He's done it on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:12:55 I've seen him do it. Well, yeah, but the thing is, when you... you mentioned it to him, he got really self-conscious. He went to bed. He got sad. He straight up went to fucking sleep. I did that when I was a kid.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Because it's a tick. It's real. I did the same thing. Should we say what we're talking about so they know what we're talking about right now? Yeah, okay. So Tanner used to like,
Starting point is 00:13:16 when he says a juggary when he does something funny, he'll like, he'll say it and then he'll say, like under his breath right after he says it. Sometimes. Yeah. It doesn't happen anymore.
Starting point is 00:13:28 He'd say it, and then he would not even know that he did it. He would argue with you saying, I didn't do it, but he'd be like, you know, knock, knock, who's your fucking penis choker? Like, he'd be like, he'd say that thing. Yeah. And then he'd whisper it, and you'd call him out and be like, dude, you just whispered it and you were like, what are you talking about? No, I didn't. And then he'd go to bed. Because he'd leave it.
Starting point is 00:13:49 I think it is, that has to be some kind of spectrum thing. Because I did that. It's not, dude. A lot of, too. I have a behavioral thing. I'm low functioning. It's not a spectrum thing. Everything has to do with like autism.
Starting point is 00:14:00 It is the autism. I am low functioning. It's not. It's not a low functioning. What? My friend used to do it too. Dude. Yomi, we are not talking about autism with you, bro.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Today, Yami, this is what Yomi did. Yomi was like, okay, I'm gonna make this shot and then I'm gonna leave and I'm gonna go get a shake. He shoots and then goes like this. You know why? He did that? All the way up in the air. Because I was stretching my chest, you moron.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Yeah, he's. His hands were like this, all the way up. He did it three times. Dude, Nick is autistic because we were playing basketball. There was one other dude on the court, and then he was like, I hope we weren't that guy's way when he was shooting.
Starting point is 00:14:40 I was like, no, we weren't. That's called his way. That's cold manners. That's not autism. It's called. Yami, Yami's autistic because he washes his ass. He goes, he goes,
Starting point is 00:14:53 You got me wipes his ass That makes him autistic That's manners Okay, okay guys Um What? You see what I'm trying to It doesn't make sense
Starting point is 00:15:01 The free denial of autism Okay guys Who wipes from the front No I'm just saying You raised your hand What do you go like this? No
Starting point is 00:15:13 No No, you're lying You're lying You're lying You say anything It's like Autism nowadays No that's not true
Starting point is 00:15:21 I did the opposite I don't want to say, um, no, because my mom and my sister both have like, like, tics or whatever the fuck. Ticks. And they, uh, tell them to get checked. That's bugs. No, it's fine. Whatever. My mom is a really an obvious one where she, she does this thing where she like, hums.
Starting point is 00:15:37 I got fleas. Like, hmm, hmm, hmm, like a lot. She hums a lot. My dad does. It's like, it's like, Mourkeye rigby. It's like a mom. Your mom watched it. She watched it.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Okay. We all have often. Because we just suck to get married so bad. About autism. Guys, we don't. I think we're okay. You do some.
Starting point is 00:16:00 It's like, it's our job to be entertaining. And then we'd be entertaining. And then we're like, okay, you have to be on some sort of spectrum. That is not a normal face. No, I don't think any of us are autistic. I feel like, maybe we are. I beg to differ, guys.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Okay. No, actually, no, when people are commenting about that, I'm trying to listen to Larry's story. I'm not interested in the yummy autistic take. So your mom's story anymore. You know what? Maybe I do have autism because I lost my story because this dumb ass with ADHD and autism.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Completely distracting me. I don't even know what I don't. Let me guess you wrote that version too, dude. You know what? Actually, maybe I don't have autism. Maybe I don't have ADHD. Maybe I don't have dementia. Maybe I forget everything.
Starting point is 00:16:44 I have Parkinson's. Why are you saying? I almost shook my entire table. Wait, what are we doing again? I forgot. Okay. I forgot. Man, I'm almost like a lot of autism.
Starting point is 00:16:52 So yummy. Yomi thinks he's autistic or something, right? No, I don't. Like, he's divinting. He's got dementia. He doesn't know where he's going. His ADHD, he's just walking around. Larry.
Starting point is 00:17:05 This is what he does when he doesn't know what to do. He just walks around his room all day. Where he's going outside? There's ADHD. What the hell? People with dementia don't just like, frolic around their bedroom. They just go in PC mode.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Do you? Yeah. What fuck am I? He has dementia. Okay. He has dementia. He just wants to know what he's one. He is not the dementia.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Does your forehead get bigger? Grong, dude. You're on the spectrum or something, dude. Stop. Okay. We're putting all. We stayed on topic, even though it's been a horrible topic. We've done a good job.
Starting point is 00:17:37 I like this topic. Good job. And cut. I'm scared of a scorpion. Wait, so Larry, you're just, I'm curious about your mom because I noticed that she does it when she does it around me when I'm like, when we're communicating. You picked it up, right? You picked it up. Yeah, no, she does it.
Starting point is 00:17:53 It's like an agreement thing, like, she's listening. Yeah, exactly. Whenever she's, like, thinking or, like, anything, she would just be like, hmm, mm-mm, like, it's like, it's like humming. Yeah. It doesn't mean that Larry's mom has autism. I think that's a mom nature. I'm the least person here.
Starting point is 00:18:08 I was saying it thinks to the people's habit. My dad, my dad does a thing sometimes where he, like, he, like, he, like, comes and, like, sings music that doesn't exist. Like, he literally, I asked him, I asked him one time. I'm like, what are you humming? It's just like, I don't know. No, that's creativity flowing through his veins. I did it all the time.
Starting point is 00:18:24 That's a kid at heart. It's something that a lot of autistic people do sometimes. He doesn't, he doesn't, he doesn't, shut up. He does the vibrato. He goes, hmm, hmm. That's so funny. Okay, maybe he is. Dude, when I lived alone, I used to take cold showers,
Starting point is 00:18:43 I'd go, ah, oh, who, until I got used to it. I feel like that's almost like something you have to do. Dude, you just said that like we were like in a school playground and like we were like all like I'm also sitting like body language. Dude, he's sitting like L from death no and L. my legs are so big.
Starting point is 00:19:03 My leg is huge. Look. You know what some people, you know that some people think that Floyd Mayweather has autism because he's really good at boxing. He's like really good at like one thing. He can't read. No, no, no, no. And therefore they have autism.
Starting point is 00:19:16 There's no way he's autistic. He can't read. People think messy as autism. They're like, oh yeah. If you go on YouTube, you see messy autistic moments. It's real. That is real. I feel like people who dedicate their entire life to a rubber ball
Starting point is 00:19:28 are probably a little special. Bro, you would have done the same if you're good enough, stupid. You're going to make it into the NBA, dumb ass. They are endowed with wonderful gifts. Being Michael Gior and Blake, but not anymore. Here's a problem, right? Here's a problem. The issue is, let's use Kobe Bryant, for example.
Starting point is 00:19:47 If Kobe Bryant played the same amount of basketball that I've played in my life, it'd still be like a million times better than me just because it's Kobe Bryant. No, that's a quitter mentality. Oh, yeah, no, you're right. No, I could play as much as Kobe Bryant did and I'd never be as good as Kobe Bryant. Okay, intermission time. Can we do a segment? Here's my segue into the next bit.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Everyone know that thing that they did in the Wolfelaw Street? Yeah. It was all improv. The viewers. Really? Viewers do it. It was not improv. It was improv.
Starting point is 00:20:14 10 seconds, 10 seconds. It was just viewers do it with us. Maybe weird. I don't know. I ain't doing that. That's corny. Come on. Y'all corny.
Starting point is 00:20:22 You really wear anime pants. If you're doing this right now, you'll have it. You get so scared about being corny this, corny this, cornball this, cornball that, brother. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, brother. No, no, no. People that say no. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:20:38 I don't expect you. Oh, no. Pig tail holders in his hair. Oh, no, no. This dude really changed. This dude really changed. I think my water bottle sagging. He's gangst up.
Starting point is 00:21:00 He's gangst up. No, Isaac, Isaac, you're the wolf of Wall Street. You're the dude. When he reached, when he went to Matthew McConaughey, you saw how uptight he was, that's cute.
Starting point is 00:21:10 We're all loose and we're just chilling and you're like, um, guys, this is weird. Isaac, right 930, you may be on that phone
Starting point is 00:21:18 because by the time of 930 the door you were looking to be, do you want to call the stockbrokers and then we're, I think he stopped. Dude, why didn't you sniff that bottle like it was a diaper? What is the fuck was that? I said, you need to start getting into cocaine because you have enough money to do it.
Starting point is 00:21:35 What? I heard that. Dude, you like, you're like, why you sniffing her panties? I guess so. Stop. Stop, stop. Oh. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Five water bottle sagging. Stop. With the pants up. Bro. Stop. Stop. Why? You're weird.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Do you guys like video games? Oh, my God. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, my God. Okay, no, no, no, no. Let's not, let's go back. Let's go back. Isaac, why do you choose those profile pictures?
Starting point is 00:22:19 Isaac is in search of a Discord kid. If we're all going to be honest with ourselves. Wait, what? Why do you choose those profile pictures? What profile pictures? They're like edgy anime boys. Oh, I don't choose them. It usually has to do
Starting point is 00:22:31 with like a show I'm watching. It chooses me. They choose me. They appear on my feed. Oh, I don't choose them. They choose me. When I watch an anime show, I tend to fixate on the camera.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I used to be consumed. You're gross. I just, dude, I didn't mean taking a fucking gift and shit. Yeah, you're weird. No, no, you got to put a banner match. You make the fucking. You make no motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:23:01 You speak like the characters. You're not changed their profile picture in such a long time. Yummy. Yummy. Yummy. What is it? What is my profile picture?
Starting point is 00:23:13 It's a lot of it. No, it's not even. It's just yummy. I can't even check. Why would I even? Why would I change it? What is the point of changing it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:24 I'm just saying that, you know, you keep your profile picture the same. Yeah, because I'm not a. No, no, no, no. Look at a soft Willie profile. I know, I know. I was just about to say. I'm not even roasting Isaac.
Starting point is 00:23:36 No, no, no, no. I'm not even roasting him. Oh. Damn. Wait. Have you guys seen that guy who went on America's Got a talent that started floating? He was sitting, he literally was like a magician. You have to stop.
Starting point is 00:23:53 He was a magician and he had a cane. He threw down a smoke bomb and he went. And then he started floating, I swear to God. Yummy, watch, watch, watch. No way. Wait, what if his fun drop chair, like, fell forward? No, I think he's almost done that before. The craziest one, the craziest one I've seen is where they have the cane,
Starting point is 00:24:17 and they, like, lift and so on a sudden, they're like, that's what they're talking about. That's literally what I said. That's what he said? Exactly. Exactly what he said. You don't even know the tomb, bro. None of us know it.
Starting point is 00:24:39 Wait, can we try to... All right, sir, remember we said we should stay on topic? No. I don't remember. I have dementia. Hello. Where are we? There you.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Okay, welcome back to the... It's 25 minutes. I can't do this for another 30. Wow, that's fast. Oh. Okay. Watch out where you said. There's scorpions.
Starting point is 00:24:59 All right. audience at home, who do you think has the worst digital footprint out of all of us? Uh, Isaac. Me? It's probably me, man. I just say that because all the stuff you order. What do I order, buddy?
Starting point is 00:25:11 No, no, digital footprints like you saying something or doing something done. Oh, oh, like, you step down, there's like a bunch of roots and flowers, like going to other ones. If you were to tweet out, if you were to tweet out, what did you, what, you tried to frame me for buying stuff? I did. What?
Starting point is 00:25:26 I tried to frame me for buying stuff. For buying stuff? He does have a problem with buying stuff. Yeah, can you guys stop watching his videos for like at least a month? No. He'd him to stop sending packages to him. No, no, no. I open the door and it's like this high full of like packages.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Yeah, well, I buy drinks for like pretty much everybody in this entire house except for you. Not me. I guess I was getting there if you let me finish my stuff. Dude, I've had like two drinks ever since I'm moving in. And I'm not going to lie. And I also buy drinks for everybody in the house. What's the one drink that I buy, Isaac? Water. Water.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Water. Let me say in your tone of voice. water, no, water. I explain to Grunk what a digital footprint is. Join me, Isaac. Oh, there we go. Does digital have a dickprint? I'm just wondering.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Can you name digital? There we go. Hey, hey, hey. Tell Grunk what a digital footprint is. Okay, yeah, let me know. Let's say, I go on Twitter now and I just tweet out death threats right now. deathbeds right now.
Starting point is 00:26:29 And I try to go to college and they find my Twitter. That's a digital footprint, basically. Oh, right? It's something I don't never leave. Sorry. Think of a physical footprint, right? Like, it leaves a trail behind you and that's where you're doing online. You're leaving a troll of evidence that.
Starting point is 00:26:41 I knew. All right. I have an idea. I have a good one. I have a good one. When Isaac had an ugly picture of my ass, right? And then he by accidentally posted on Discord and now it's like all over Twitter. Yeah, that's like, I think Nick might have the worst one.
Starting point is 00:26:58 because his dumb ass thought it was really funny to fart in his fucking shower and talk with Discord getting for an entire year. I thought you're scrolling. You were like, do that. You're like, hey, kidding. They're not even gone. They're still there.
Starting point is 00:27:11 What are you talking about? Nick in his shower naked with his big fucking head. That's the fucking fucking foot. Like a farting. Soft Willie era ever. No, it wasn't. You have to fart kit.
Starting point is 00:27:26 No, it was dope. Come here, bring me that bell. I'll push a forward out of you. Nick talked to me like that the first week he met me. Like that was normal. You were into it. I didn't even.
Starting point is 00:27:36 You were into it. You were out to the fucking hot dog. We went to our DMs. We got this in a podcast. We got proof that you replied back. You kept coming back for more. I think it was like a fear. Like I was so scared.
Starting point is 00:27:50 I just wait with it so that you went. Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah. Nice card to play. Yeah. Yeah. You know what?
Starting point is 00:27:57 You know what I got to say this now. I got to say this now, the very first week that Yomi was here in this house, he didn't let a single person touch his ass. We can touch his ass and he doesn't yell dude anymore. Because you guys are so persistent, it's gross. I can get this foreign to yon. No way. Watch it.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Nothing. Two months I'll get this further. No. You guys like do not give up. That's the problem. It's not my fault that you have child. You're like the fucking scorpions, okay? Bering hips.
Starting point is 00:28:24 I've said it before. I'll say it again. You have the fattest ass in the entire house. Can I be honest with you, yummy? Can I be honest with you, okay, wait, you were looking under a car today, right? Oh, my God, dude. And when you have so many,
Starting point is 00:28:37 we have so many shots of your big, big butt. When you bent down, that arch was like a fucking laugh to success. Yeah, it was like a, it was like a, it was like, it was like, it was like bottles. You know those models were like walk with their knees and they're like, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:56 They walk with their knees. their knees. Yeah, I know what he's talking about. The Vegas strip models. That's how you built. What hell are you talking about? Dude, I do not, listen. Yes, you do.
Starting point is 00:29:06 My big rumpus is none of your concern. All of the boys in the house need to stay away. I wouldn't do it if it makes you feel better. Thank you, Grunk. See, drunk is the only one who can stay behind me. Yeah. Larry actually doesn't do. It's not like that, though.
Starting point is 00:29:18 I do. I'll admit it. I grab this bullet. I appreciate. I should appreciate Larry. Tanner does it sometimes. Tanner has a problem, though, because he's just, like, showing me his ass more than he, like, touching my ass.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Oh my God. I've seen tenor, dude, I can map out. He has a problem. He literally is a problem. If tenor's ass did a crime, dude, that shit will be caught instantly for fucking, like, witness, like, drawn evidence. Is this your perpetrator? It's just two circles.
Starting point is 00:29:40 If I ever see Tater with a little bit of hair in between. With a little bit of hair. Like a four strip in the middle. You know what it is? I haven't figured out. If it's my first time seeing him of the day or if it's my last time seeing him of the night, that's when I see his ass the most. It's like, oh, at night, a night, a nice one.
Starting point is 00:29:55 In the morning. In the morning when he first wakes up, which is actually 1 or 2 o'clock, he comes to my office and he's like, hey baby, what you doing? And then he goes and dreams just for my crotch. Oh my gosh. Oh, my God. At least I don't go that far. At least I have the- The craziest dream to just wake up and try to like grab your fucking cock.
Starting point is 00:30:17 You hear his baby feet slap on the floor like one, two. Deformed toe. His big toe looks like an among-us character that got like half-squished. Your guys' house sounds gay as hell. It's not gay. We're just really open with each other. No, it is gay. Isaac hurts everybody. Okay, Isaac.
Starting point is 00:30:34 What? You have a humping issue. Isaac has a problem. Okay, you guys need to go to like couples therapy or something. I'm the only one who doesn't. Oh, my God. Grunk starts dating a girl for like a week and now he's like, you guys got to go to the couples therapy. I would say this regardless.
Starting point is 00:30:48 They do. They do. Okay, first and foremost, first and foremost, that's not true. Is that secret information? We've been like this our entire lives. I talked about it, but it's true. Jesus, God. he posted a picture on Twitter with her
Starting point is 00:30:58 Oh, sorry, well, he didn't say him. They were Harley and Joker. He made him stim, dude. Stop talking about it. Yeah, he did. He scared. Boom! Yeah, I touched me.
Starting point is 00:31:11 So what? What are you guys going to do? Rest me. Take me away, officer. What are you going to? Your head cuffing me around me. I don't believe you. Huh?
Starting point is 00:31:19 I don't believe you've ever touched boobs because it's the only boobs you fucking touch are mine. You come into my office? You come into my office? And this is you reach behind me like, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, can we talk about a fucking screenshot of, from you? You were on your phone on Discord.
Starting point is 00:31:34 No. You pressed your bones down. Oh, yeah, yeah, that is. That looked real. That was insane. That's literally, like, uncensored in Isaac's video, and it looks like actual porn. Dude, it is so, I have, listen, listen, listen,
Starting point is 00:31:47 I remember watching the video, and I remember seeing Tanner's boobs move, and I was like, yeah, I got to blur that. But then I looked at Nix, and I was like, you know, it doesn't look that bad. But then I saw it from farther away Like a zoomed out screenshot Really really bad
Starting point is 00:32:00 And she has like literal d's dude And they're if you black out in his face Because he's like woman He's like this woman If you black it out it looks like It's like a big nipple woman fucking See but I don't know It didn't look like that when I posted the video
Starting point is 00:32:14 No I don't know It is yeah huh Well you think I sat there and said yeah this will get him He walked in my office and he's like He's like wow I should come into your office More often dude your boobs are huge they're awesome he's like whoo and he's pushing them together like this for me and I'm like what the fuck are you doing you know what the worst part you can't even retaliate with an ass lap or a boob
Starting point is 00:32:35 as well because he'll come right back and he'll be like oh yeah you like that oh yeah you like that i don't like when i think i don't like when is in his weird mood because isaac is a giant like behemoth freak and when he starts like coming at you like you can't defend yourself because he'll do like this like you'll start to like back up a little bit he'll be like They start doing some like weird crab shit But he weighs like 300 pounds that he's massive And it's like weird Raps around you and then somehow positions his dick to your butt
Starting point is 00:33:05 And then like throws you What have I ever done this? All the time on the B-back It's like okay I believe the first one I grab your boobs Yeah the second one okay I'm a crab now And the third one I just snap out of it remember remember come on buddy He blacks out he only sees red when he does this shit
Starting point is 00:33:23 He doesn't have a whole different thing You Bluetooth humped. Bluetooth. Yeah, he did Bluetooth hump me. What is Bluetooth? He stood my fucking doorway and was air-humping, and I was like, what are you doing? He said, I'm fucking you do Bluetooth. Anyway, listen, Larry gets dominated the absolute most because he just lets it happen.
Starting point is 00:33:45 No, it's because I'm 5-4. I can't. I'm not going to fight against the fucking 6-4 fucking, like, what? Dude, he'll slam Larry down and, like, choke him. like lift his legs up like this. And then the only it's like the only let's la la la la la
Starting point is 00:34:02 you get out. Zip it. The only thing you can do is tick all the sides like right here. This is weakness. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:34:08 He is that's crazy. But it comes with the price because at that point, I know I'm about to get fucking right. It's great to the fucking like this core. It's why I don't retaliate
Starting point is 00:34:21 against Isaac. If Isaac somehow gets behind me and starts grabbing me, I literally throw my ass into him. You guys really bad person on this podcast right now, dude. It happens every time.
Starting point is 00:34:33 He's never done it to tell you luckily, and I don't like it. I'm not accepting. Pick you up. Just have constant. Yeah, you've never picked me up and hums me like you do these other guys. No, because I know you'd scream, yell and run and, like, you start throwing fists. I can text Larry on the couch. What?
Starting point is 00:34:49 What? Benis is out. It is, it is. As, as gay as it is, we talked about that for 24 minutes. As gay as it sounds, it is a war here. It is just a war. Ooh, yummy? He has dementia.
Starting point is 00:35:05 He's walking. Grung, don't ever come to the group chat house, bro. I think our wife went out tomorrow. I'm fine out tomorrow. Yes. Yes. Yes. No, me, me in Italy.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Oh, that's going to be cool. Yes. Where are you going in Italy, grung? Rome, Florence, Milan, and Lake Como. Oh, my. You have real- Like homo? Oh my God!
Starting point is 00:35:28 Dude, you're going to like a homo, what? You're rich and gay, what? What the fuck? What's next? What? You dick, Matt, wait, wait. You're gonna go to Ryeck-River. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:35:44 Realize this, you'll think about this, for a second, yo, June, that's gay pride must. And he's going to leg home-o and gay pride must. That's not what I said. No. You're going to slip juice out the river. That's not what I said. You said Lake Homo?
Starting point is 00:36:00 Lake Como. Com? Oh. Commo. Spanish. No, but once I get back, I'm going to Austin, Texas. Outer boy! Yeah, you're going to kind of hang out the scorpions?
Starting point is 00:36:15 Yeah. Look, I do got to say, though, that is a pretty crazy trip. It would be pretty crazy. How long are you going to be over there? 12 days. That's nuts. That's almost as long as the Japan trip, dude. Yeah, it'll be, it's my Japan trip to Italy with my parents.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Italy's very sick. Dude, I've never been there. What if you mean like Italian? Do you think we have any Italian fans? They're fans of soccer? I hope so. I want, I want a local to meet me and like take me cool places. Hey, Italian.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Italian fans, Italian fans DM me on Twitter. Italian, if you know, that's such a babe. They're all going to be on you. I was talking shit. It was like Italian guy on Roblox. And he had. He had the most, like, Italian acid. And that's why I started talking shit.
Starting point is 00:37:00 And he was like, Allerri, Larry, Larry, Larry. I don't know if he was exaggerating it. He might actually not think about it. He probably was. Holy shit. Wow. I'm actually... He got played.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Um... Yo, uh, grunk, there are, um, there are nude beaches over there in Italy. They're really popular. That's where I'm going to be 24-70. How'd they do that? How'd they make a new beach when the ocean always been there? How the hell? No, bro. That's, you're so...
Starting point is 00:37:24 You are really just not hearing well today. You need your ears checked. Like Homo and now New Beach. Dude. Boots and Wiener out. New Beach. I thought he said New Beach. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Beach just randomly dropped in Italy. They just made one for no reason. They'd be doing that in Dubai and shit, bro. You never know. That's true. They do. Dubai is crazy. Dubai?
Starting point is 00:37:47 Like bisexual? Dude. Buy? Dudes? Bisexual? Hell no. You got me guys. Come on.
Starting point is 00:37:53 Why would a nude beach be a normal thing? I don't get it. You want to let the helicopter out, you know what I'm saying? You got to look that shit. What is the benefit? Like, what is the... There are nude beaches in the United States, too. Private.
Starting point is 00:38:07 It's not, I mean, it's not like you're going to... Does that not just break it into sex? No, I don't... No. I think that every new beach is a big or... It's usually like older people, if I'm not going to lie. Why is that? Are they just weird?
Starting point is 00:38:22 I think they're just... There was like a... There was like a movement way back when the older people were alive, like in young. It was like the hippie movement. And they were all naked all the time. I think it's because they were on drugs. Is that when free the nip started? No, that was like 2012, dude.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Yeah, that was like way weird. That's not true. I think, I think the craziest thing of a receipt of a recital from before 2010. I'm looking at it. Don't look up freezing. Yeah, when did free the nipples? Stop. Dude, don't.
Starting point is 00:38:48 It started in 2000. Wait, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Oh, it started eight. Look up free the tip. 18. 18 17. 1817, free the nipples. Look out, look up free the tip. Wait, yummy.
Starting point is 00:39:00 When did free the nip start? 1817 on Twitter. Listen, Larry, bro. Dude, I just know. I know that free the tip was like. You just nut? What did you just say? What?
Starting point is 00:39:11 Well, I can see Larry. Your fan is in your bottle. Drink it. Look. Ah, I see it. What do you see? What do you see? What's in her house?
Starting point is 00:39:20 I got to pee. I got to pee. I got to pee. I got to step on a soft. Scorpion. Facebook started Free the Nipple in 2013. Facebook started it? How? The Mark free it? Oh, no, no. Facebook actually did the opposite.
Starting point is 00:39:32 He did the... Shut it down. Dude, imagine how fucked up. Mark was like walking. Mark Zuckerberg gets no bitches, dude. Did you see he made us, like, four-year-old daughters do, like, a Marine push-up challenge? What? I don't know. I might have been fake.
Starting point is 00:39:45 AI-generated push-up challenge. Mark Zuckerberg won his first. Because he was like, dude, he threw a fit. He looks rich. He was doing martial arts. He was doing martial arts, and he lost. And he was, like, yelling. at the ref or whatever. He finally won his first competition.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Is he big? It was, what was it? It was in, not judo. It was in, um, It was in, um, It was in, um, Jiu-Soo. I think it was Jiu-Jitsu.
Starting point is 00:40:08 If I was as rich as Mark Zuckerberg, I think I would like liquidate everything. I think I would just get all my money and I think that I'd everything into liquid. No, no, no, listen. Do you, do you know about the new, like, billionaire and how he is? Is he from like He's about to be like a trillioner
Starting point is 00:40:28 He's like at no way How can he be a new new billionaire Who he how do you get a billionaires drop Blue dude Hold on hold on He sold all the NFTs That's where they all went He's all your
Starting point is 00:40:39 Dude I think that like if I was Mark I would just get on my money And then I would dedicate my life To like to sports Or like you on like physical First name basis with him Yeah No but I would like
Starting point is 00:40:52 the physical activity and everything releases so many endorphins and dopamine and it's so good for you and like dedicating your life to it is honestly very fulfilling. Well, that's what they all pretty much do. They all just get on their yacht and they go to different places.
Starting point is 00:41:05 What are we talking about? Us talking about the most normal thing. What the hell did I know. I just put my headphones on. I put my headphones on after talking about being naked. Oh yeah. I'm pulling headphones back on. Yumi's like,
Starting point is 00:41:18 honestly, man, it's like the most fulfilling thing I've ever done in my life. Like, what are we... What the hell are you talking about? Man, just catch me up. Anyway, okay. Thanks, God. Thanks, thank you.
Starting point is 00:41:33 Shut up, Larry. That was so bad. We were talking about Mark Zuckerberg. We were talking about Mark Zuckerberg. He's an alien reptile. He's a scorpion. Have you guys seen over the hedge? All right, listen, by show of hands, because we can't speak about
Starting point is 00:41:51 else or we'll probably get assassinated is LeBron James with Satan okay now let's be real have you all seen the video Yami's doing it right now he's wearing the X
Starting point is 00:42:07 stop stop stop triple six wait okay somebody can someone take that clip of Yomi doing this and then edit it just like that one the wrong clip it's like a really in depth like satanic ritual thing that he's doing
Starting point is 00:42:18 you guys know who Siko is then it's what you do you grab you got ex-exex Kirby play it backwards and it's gonna be like Seriously, you know, you know, you know, Jesus, Help Satan, this is Kill kids
Starting point is 00:42:30 Yeah, I'm just, Satan! Oh, Jesus? Left with Satan. Yeah, You know,
Starting point is 00:42:38 it's crazy. In my new vlog today, Isaac has that hoodie of Jesus on the New York Yankees like sweatshirt. Yeah, someone was like, dude,
Starting point is 00:42:46 I can't believe you wear that cross and you call that sweatshirt cool. Oh, you? What? Yeah. Because I said it was a obviously I was being hyper ironic. Everything there is kind of lame, but...
Starting point is 00:42:57 Dude, there's nothing wrong with that hoodie that's like anywhere close to being sacrilegious or anything. It actually has... Oh, Jesus, what the fuck are they called? The beads. Rosemary? He said Jesus had an F word in the same sentence.
Starting point is 00:43:09 Say, kidding. Sacrilegious, Jesus, what the... No, they're the beads. The beads. Oh, uh, Rosemary. Rosemary. Is that what's called? The season name, bro.
Starting point is 00:43:22 It's called Rosary, Rosary. Rosary. I thought, I thought Mary and shit. I think it's like a Mary Magdalene thing. No, I don't know. Yeah, I don't do that. It's not bad. Nick, I have a question.
Starting point is 00:43:38 What's your question? When's the vlog from Creator Clash coming out? After all of Japan. I want to see it. Nick's priority list. Just make it a group video at this point. Then. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Uh? Make it a group video at this point. What? The shopping? Oh, oh. Oh. Yeah, where's all that footage going? Wait, the Creator Clash was supposed to be a group video.
Starting point is 00:44:00 What do you mean? It is. He's logged, remember? Yeah. Good eye, dude. That footage is all up and waiting for an editor, so. I don't really... What is that picture, yummy?
Starting point is 00:44:16 You know, I can't put it on the screen, I guess, but Isaac can't look at it. What the fuck is that? Mark Zuckerberg. We were talking about Mark Zuckerberg. That is that. disgusting. That's the first AIGER. It looks like a anomaly. Ew, dude, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:44:30 It was... I'm sorry. I gave my... I gave my cat's patent for the first time. It's awesome. They were... You're enabling drugs. Yeah. They were posted on my old Twitter.
Starting point is 00:44:45 And it was so funny because one of them got hold of it and then the other one came out of nowhere and they were like they did the whole thing. Wait, what did you give him? Catnip. What is that?
Starting point is 00:44:57 It's like catweed. Really? Oh, grunk. Oh, grunk. It gives them the zoomies. Can you grab our cat and hold his head back and take a photo and then send it to add cats with their heads held back? On where? Twitter.
Starting point is 00:45:11 Here, go, take a video of your cats fighting over catnip and then post it to R-forward-slash-cats-gooblin mode. Animal school goblin mode? I think. Or Twitter? You deserve. Okay, and then after that, once it gets a million updates, send it to things to change the internet of Twitter. You suck.
Starting point is 00:45:33 That is a Rick and Morty upvote. It was universe terminology. I'm going to rip that stupid 9900-Hunter-X-Hunter, Tabastry Offer Wall, and I'm going to poop on it. Do you not like it? No, it's actually dope. I'm watching a... Look at kill him.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Grunks cat. Too small. Funny, right? Oh, that's goofy. Mm-hmm. Would you rather smoke weed with Willie Nelson or Snoop Dog? Snoop Dog. Willie Nelson?
Starting point is 00:46:00 Soft Willie? Would you rather smoke weed with Charlie DeMilleo, Miranda Cosgrove? Charlie DeMio ain't even 21 yet. Who's the girl that plays Captain Marvel? What's her name? Wait. What's the band of his? She's 19.
Starting point is 00:46:19 No, what's her name? I'll tell you right now Captain Marvel Her name is Brie Larson That's her name I'm older than Charlie Dimeleo Yeah Yeah she like
Starting point is 00:46:33 And I'm younger than Charlie Dimeleo Dude she was like a Where is he going? Why is that like an anomaly Who would you rather smoke weed With Bella porch You didn't even finish the last I'm fucking chief in Bella Porte
Starting point is 00:46:48 What? Wait a hold on Hold on Bella Porch, the options get better. Bella Porch, Charlie DeMilio, they get better? Little Huddy or Dream. All right, dude, here's what I do. I'm going to smoke with Dream.
Starting point is 00:47:01 All right. Right. I grab his hand, grab his eyeball. Who is it? I'm going to smoke weed with Dream and I'm going to say. I'm going to start a roach into his like. I want to go. What's wrong with you, man?
Starting point is 00:47:14 Man, Matt, Matt. He's like smoking with him. He'll like actually tell him like a real roach. I'm going to be like, dream, you're actually kind of funny. What's wrong with you, man? What's wrong with you, man? You're going to say like, I hope you don't have a bad high, high, high, high, hi. Dude, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:47:39 Okay, okay, I'm trying to think. When did we start doing that? Because was that, was that? Isaac's been doing that for like two weeks now, man. Really good at it because he's been doing open and over. All right, so listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. In the house. audience at home.
Starting point is 00:47:53 All right now my for you page is a lot of like it's all audio, it's all audio and it's a lot of like Dreamy bowl. Yeah, it's like Dreamy Bowl. Yeah, it's like Dreamy Bull type shit. It's like, oh yes, King. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:11 No, yeah. That's, that's, um, LeBron Jay's taking back shots. I've seen that. Oh. He's like, how good is that dick? And he goes, oh, my. Amazing.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Frank Camden loves that. Oh my gosh. He goes, Amazing. How good is that? And we all have this group where we just, or a joke where we'd like make up more like splendid, like spectacular. It's so funny.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Exuberant. Why did Larry go backwards like that? Your arms like stayed straight. Wait, watch this. This is as if I'm in a marble movie and I got punched. It's hard laugh, though. Oh, you got... I didn't roll back.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I didn't roll back. I didn't roll back. I don't know. But anyway, there was a video. Larry didn't finish. Well, yeah, I could... All right, go ahead to there. No, you finish.
Starting point is 00:49:06 No, I'm done. Finish. Oh. Huh? Whoa. Oh. Delayed. Oh.
Starting point is 00:49:16 It was like... Imagine those audio. They were sped up and it slowed down over and over again. I was just saying that because, I was speaking in that like the sped up slow down sped up
Starting point is 00:49:29 do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I know you got that big win away bro you got that big wheel right now I know you're sitting over there start real quick I'm gonna do not play it Larry now you play it over the podcast mic do not play it
Starting point is 00:49:50 do it over the podcast mic there we don't play the radio over the We're going to get to monetize to be playing audio districts. I don't want you to do with our podcast. This podcast has to be, like, I, as a consumer, I don't think that I could ever listen to something like this. Yeah, they can. I don't think. You're a com consumer.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Hey. Hey. Hey. Nice. Hey. Woonage. We need a loan it. Come on.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Come on. I'm a miss. I woke up yesterday at 2 a.m. What? You woke up at 2 a.m. yesterday? Yeah. You found it. Do it.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Okay. No. Turn it off. That is not good. What you just did was not good. Yeah, when I was talking about it was good. Like what? I was talking about it's not as bad as plain.
Starting point is 00:50:49 The a inch... Anyways, Larry and I have been doing that for, like, a few weeks. I was talking to... And I was like, it's a good thing. We didn't find that at the beginning of last to leave VC because the entire video, we would have done it. That would have been absolutely. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:51:05 Because Larry did it for over 24 hours straight. That was the only way he spoke. Dude, I want to see that being a video. Like, I want to see that video. The Roblox thing that we played? It's a Roblox Monopoly. Oh my God. Somebody mosquito bit me.
Starting point is 00:51:18 It was a scorpion. Yeah. I got bit by so many mosquitoes on Memorial Day. I want to play basketball with you, Yummy. I'm just kidding I can't because I keep on I keep on doing things on my I thought that was a baby's foot
Starting point is 00:51:33 I thought it was fake how did you pull it off like No wait sit back down Stam back down How did he do that I thought it was fake No it looked different before It looked so tiny
Starting point is 00:51:50 Oh my God you were fucking flexible Straight up Bistani is Yummy is like dude When Yummy laid Okay yummy like He swast his legs and then he flat pancake down. You look like a turtle.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Look at this green shirt. He looked like a turtle. Yeah, that's all we go do it back there. I folded yummy like a pancake. I actually got on his back. We pushed him on him. You got to do it back there. Remember we put it in between the bed?
Starting point is 00:52:12 We put him in between the bed in Japan. Yeah. Yeah, watch. Oh my God. Oh my God. Now presenting the boy who flexes like a cardboard box. Here we got, look. Watch.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Watch out there's a scorpion! No, do it, do it. Do it, do it, do it. Put your... He was fucking idiot, Billy. Oh, my God. What is he doing? Oh, yes, king.
Starting point is 00:52:40 What is he sucking himself off on the floor? Stop! Why don't it during the podcast? What the fun is this problem? Wait, yummy, can you get your legs over your head? Yeah, no, you can do both of them. Oh my God, dude. Dude. This guy, I know exactly what Tanner would say if he saw that.
Starting point is 00:53:04 I'm gonna tell him. He would lick his lips. He would fucking start like a student like this. I'm gonna tell him we saw his balls. There's like there's shorts. That'll get him. Come back. Come back.
Starting point is 00:53:14 Here, boy. What the hell? All right, everyone act like worried. Dude, come back. Come back. Come back. Come back. Come back.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Yum. Yum. Yummy. Yeah. Yummy, put your headphones on. Damn. Your balls. Your balls.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Your, you're, your, you're, your. Your balls show it to your pants. It leaked on one side. No, it didn't. Yeah, it did it. No, it didn't. It did. It did.
Starting point is 00:53:41 One of your balls literally leaked out. Swear? Yeah, I clipped it. We can watch it after. It just, it came out and smiled. No way. I couldn't have. I have a scorpion.
Starting point is 00:53:56 I have briefed on. It couldn't have. Dude, I love this. It was there, um, and then we were, the skate? No,
Starting point is 00:54:02 it was, it was, it was hugging your leg, bro. It was crazy. Oh my God. My shorts? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:54:09 No, like out the, out the pant leg. Wait, I got, oh. Dude, it couldn't have.
Starting point is 00:54:13 I have, I have, I have, I haven't, no, it couldn't have. The skin? I watched it.
Starting point is 00:54:18 What you talked about? The skin of my balls. Yes, the whole ball. Oh, you guys are trolling. What? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:54:25 you guys, all that the end there. Yeah, your balls came out Yeah, my phone's not even my hand It's just making shit up now That's all one grung left What? Yeah, no ball came out No, no balls was out I was just gang
Starting point is 00:54:47 Oh, that was the bit Yeah, whatever It was way cool You look kind of startled, not gonna lie You look super uncanny, dude I mean, I think it was. Because if my nuts came out live on the podcast, Cam and Cage are just going to be like, oh, look at that. It's Yui's balls.
Starting point is 00:55:05 We got to blur that. It would be funny. Dude, that. Perfect impression. You just started worship in mission. I started worship in the God of impressions. When was the last time you guys went swimming? Oh my God, dude.
Starting point is 00:55:21 It's been a long time. Dude, I'm a really good swimmer. Yeah. I hadn't been swimming for like literally like four years and I went swimming like last week. It's so fun. Like swimming is so fun.
Starting point is 00:55:35 The fact that I go to a gym with a pool and still I haven't swim. That's so sad. You should swim. The only people who really use that pool are like old people are like, yeah. I think one of the reasons I don't like swimming is because of my hair and how bad it gets
Starting point is 00:55:52 when there's chlorine. Yeah, can we talk about how Isaac was a hairnet Everywhere in the house now? Like a little lunch lady. He literally wears a hair. Because first of my ears too. There's a few reasons. There's a few reasons.
Starting point is 00:56:06 Isaac gives themselves, like, his hygiene is good. One of the reasons why I wear the hair net is, first of all, I shed a lot. If I shake my hair out, there's hairs coming out. So I try to keep it all in one place. Also, I'm trying to, like, keep it flat because it's puffing out. Yeah, it frizzes up. You know who you look like? You look like the villain on, um,
Starting point is 00:56:27 The bag out at home alone when he got electrocuted downstairs in the basement that's what you're going to. Yeah, if I had to blow dry my hair that would happen. Aren't they both? You should.
Starting point is 00:56:36 No, they're like hair and hairy. The more volume your hair contains the cooler looks in my opinion. Well, yeah, I have a lot of volume in my hair and I don't like it. I can disagree because I saw a kid with like a big fucking lettuce on his head. What, Larry?
Starting point is 00:56:49 Wait, it has to be balanced. Larry, why do you look like Wolverine? Kim. Get some work. Wait, wait, wait. Alright, now play bats of the bone. Thank you. You know that one?
Starting point is 00:57:06 Yeah, man. I know that song. I figured out my city boys don't drive listen trucks. Wow. Wow. I see what I'm right. Can we live YouTube poop this?
Starting point is 00:57:20 We're ready. Oh, no. We're getting close to the end. We're getting close to the end. We're getting close to the end. So our house. This is one of the people are watching our like barnacles. Lig down my city,
Starting point is 00:57:28 Larry, nobody wants to fuffing watch that shit. Luffy, woof. Larry, nobody's going to stay in the pocket. Meatball if we keep trying to do this YouTube. Larry, nobody's going to want to spaghetti. Luigi. Larry, nobody's going to. What was that noise?
Starting point is 00:57:57 They're so quiet. Oh, so now we're doing sound effects. All right, let me take out my little... No, no, no, it's going to get so bad. There's going to be... Turn it off! That is not me! What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:58:14 It's not going to show up anywhere, anywhere. It's only on Discord. Oh, it's a big metal pipe. Someone might hear an echo. Yeah, that was the worst edition ever. You can't even turn it off. You can't.
Starting point is 00:58:29 I cannot believe they added sound effects before they added like pinning your messages. Your group chats and stuff, yeah. They don't care about you. No, I asked, I'm the one that asked for voice message and they added it because of me, so you're welcome. True that, don't break it in and blea. Yeah, that's good.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Really? Well, I found out. What you asked? I asked Discord. They were like, what do you guys want to see in Discord? And I said voice messages. I said that like three times. How do you know that these years?
Starting point is 00:58:57 Because, because I have the voice of the people. Yeah, the do I? Stop. Doi, is that what you just said? What the hell is even a voice message? I've never sent one on Discord. You know them. What?
Starting point is 00:59:11 You can only do it on your phone. Yeah, I was good. Relax, relax, relax, relax. Reli, really, really, really. Go back, go back, come back. My ear is just itching, man. Spongeblood! Hey, this is a voice message.
Starting point is 00:59:21 I'm sending on Discord. My, I, I, I want to quit. This podcast is, like, the worst. I think we've done. Yeah, I'm really sorry, guys. Like, seriously. Jungle Jim. You know what I'm going to do?
Starting point is 00:59:33 I think part of the reason is... What are you going to do? I think I'm going to get back on the grill. Bye, yeah. Is he going to fart? You get a fart. I remember I did the room? I came into your room and I did that.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Damn that ass in a circle. Is that crazy? What? Yeah, man, you got a big butt. That's disgusting. Dude, that's nuts. You guys don't go watch Fast X? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:59:58 I'm trying to fucking hearing Fast X. Yeah, I can't believe I pre-ordered. and don't know how to cancel order. She needs a hospital. I'm an idiot. Oh, well. All right. This podcast is brought to you by GamerSups.
Starting point is 01:00:09 We're not done yet, dude. We're not done yet, dude. What's more? What's more? I don't know. We could talk about, all right. What was the first time? How about your first time you kissed a girl?
Starting point is 01:00:23 No. Okay, I was 20 with your hot wet lips. Kiss me with a hot mouth. All of my. Wait, would you guys count it if you kissed your own kindergarten? No. Hell yeah. That's dope.
Starting point is 01:00:38 You what? Okay, never much. You kissed a... No. I wish in kindergarten. No, we're ending on that. Okay, yeah. I'm out of here, man.
Starting point is 01:00:57 This podcast is brought to you by Gamerichep. Yeah. Code group. What's wrong with Larry's face, man? Oh my God, dude. That was... Reel fit out. That was like...
Starting point is 01:01:12 That was good. Oh, my God. For 10% off your next order. Thank you for watching the group chat podcast. We apologize for our... Our professionalism. See you next time. I'm very sorry for my dear aunt Sally.
Starting point is 01:01:29 Later. Excuse my dear and Sally. But you're fist in. Ow!

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