The Group Chat - #58 - Try Not to RIZZ Challenge

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

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All right. Today we have, it's just me, it's yummy, and it's Isaac. Okay, Knicks again, Mr. No, it's whatever. Tanner is gone, surprisingly, and Grunk is gone to Italy. Grunks in Italy, and Tanner is back home cutting trees down, he told me. Which is super great. You know what's crazy? This is what's crazy.

We were actually going to kick Grunk off the podcast, so we asked him. We were like, what's the shape of Italy? And he went all the way there to find out. We didn't even get to tell the joke. He's still mapping it together. think of. Yeah, he's trying to get to like the whole dimensions. And he's, uh, he's walking around the board and he's like mapping it down on a piece of her.

Yeah. Yeah, he's using like a tracker, like an Apple tracker. And he's going to go and look and it's going to be the shape of a boot. Okay. The bitch is not going to talk. And then tough will he's back at home. He's, uh, taking care of his dog Misty. And, uh, she, you know, she's doing really well.

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All right. Our Rizzi. Guys, we like to welcome a special guest onto the podcast. Welcome back to episode. You'll be. Nathaniel B.

Is it true? Aren't you Nathaniel B? Damn. What are those? Nathaniel B? What are those? Is it true that they can't handle you? Honestly,

I think. Okay Anyway Guys I'm actually here today in the podcast Yeah Nick just didn't want to speak Because he was oh No we're going to talk about the first second

Because apparently before the podcast started I was being really annoying And Yami said he didn't want to record the podcast With me yet Larry and Isaac were making fucking weird ass noises And then Yomi was just sitting there like Stop right there You know what did I do?

You made fun of Nick his $500 hat. It's $40. Ladies and gentlemen, let me just point, let me get your attention, all YouTube viewers, to Stop Willie's hat here. That is a $700 Chrome Hearts cap that was made one of 50.

That he bought, by the way, thinking it was going to be funny. He thought he bought a little hat. Yep. He told you about the hoodie he bought in Japan. That's what he got with it. Yeah, and they said when you bought it on their receipt, it says you can only buy this. It's a limited item for only fat and ugly people.

I saw it coming from like a mile away. That's Yummy's only joke. It's fat. You call me fat all the time. You ate cramps for breakfast. It was like 11 a.m. You were like, it's breakfast time.

I mean pancakes and grapes. When did you do that? We had stuff to do this morning. You ate muffins. It was muffins. Okay, first of all, you and Isaac are the most entitled motherfuckers I've ever seen. Because not only,

not only was Larry there to witness it. I said I was hungry. I said I was hungry. And then I, ordered you guys food without you having to ask. I didn't have any. I didn't have any. Because I didn't have any because you're ignorant.

So I didn't let you have the food. You just throwing out buzzwords. Am I also a gas lighter? Yeah, you're all. Yes. Yes. You're like one of those people that I just guarded the food from. That's all I did.

I walked so. I walked literally like within five feet of it. He's like storms across the room and blocks me from getting you the muffin. Yeah, like Schlat was talking to me and I immediately just darted right over to like prevent him from even touching the muffins. Because you're entitled. Puppy guarding. I'm not entitled.

I don't know. I was just, I mean, you couldn't. The only thing I said that I don't even know why it's entitled, I just asked why you didn't order, like, any protein. You just order a whole bunch of muffins. Like, you're a tubby middle school teacher. Here's the thing. You guys cried and cried and complained about what I ordered

rather than just being like, thank you for ordering this. Shut up, bro. Damn. Okay, listen, Jesus who feeds his 12 disciples. I didn't want your fatty fucking muffin at 11 a.m. I didn't want to eat double chop at 1 o'clock in the morning and order fucking water burger, right? We get it.

And then you go downstairs into my room. Nick, can I weigh myself on your scale? Steps on it. I didn't lose anyway. You're cheating on it? No, no. It's so funny. It's so funny when Nick does this thing because he did it the same thing this morning.

I do like a slight jab and you all, like, well y'all me always be like, we'll y'all me be like, well y'all me do this. I don't know, it's just funny. Yeah. Also, every single time, don't, don't,

don't be vulnerable with South Willie because what do you, he takes the vulnerabilities and he turns him into like ammo. I do not. What yes you do? I do. You put it in a fucking shell and he's like,

like, father, like putting the gun powder in. If you, you say one, you say one thing that he sees is like, not fun. He'll,

he'll, dude. Because it happens to me all the time. He unrolls the ancient scrolls and goes back. Remember that time in 2020. when you, like, actually were fat and, yeah, creepy me. Anyways. The only thing I could think about with Yummy was when he couldn't, like,

jump up more than, like, six inches. That was a lie. I did shake the whole house, though, when I landed. It's an Isaac's video. Isn't it in Isaac's video where he, like, jumped and he pliometric hip jumps? No, no. When I was at my last house, let's take, like, my height,

like, a pixel by pixel, and then, like, measure it from the ground beneath my feet, and then we'll see it. It was a pretty high jump, man. I was, like, a... It was probably not that. It had to be like six inches. It was not six inches tall, dude.

You're stupid. You can't jump that high. Here's the problem, right? I saw comments and people were like, damn, I used to love listening to their podcast, but all they do is argue now. I can't listen to any. No, no, uh.

Yes, I did. No, you saw one, not several. No, there was many. There was like, I don't know, there was a lot. It was like on TikTok and stuff. People were upset that all we do is argue on the podcast. But it's just like, we're obviously, like, messing with each other.

It's not like, literally. I'll argue all day. I'm not going to lie. After these podcasts, we have group meetings where we have to apologize to each other for everything that we said. Right after the podcast is group therapy. People are going to believe that too, which is stupid. It's real.

And Yummy is the one who... Yomi is the one who doesn't participate. You know, it's nuts. He doesn't believe in that. He says that his mental fortitude is too strong to really... Yeah, Yummy, lift up your feet. Let me see your shoes that are on. Let me see the souls of the bottom of your feet.

Dude, it's nuts. Your dirty, your dirty, slutty souls for daddy. Show me your dirty Sanjillo. your feet. I can't even have my shoes off in this house. We still have a scorpion problem. It's been like three weeks. There's not been a scorpion since the day you got back.

Which was two days ago. No, he did find one. He found one. You were back two days ago? I know. Isn't that crazy to think about time is moving? Or maybe three days ago. No, today's Wednesday.

See you back Sunday. Three days ago. Because Tanner's not. My day, my day, Monday, Sunday. I would hate to be Tanner right. now, bro. Why? Because when you come back home, you got to go and search your room. Because, like, when you're not

in that area for a long time... I don't think they... They just die. They'll just die. They'll just die. Nothing at all. They die a lot. Scorpions are the dumbest. Like, I thought they were a problem, which, like, yeah, they are a problem, but they might be the dumbest pests. Where do they rank with hamsters? Because hamsters are... That's not a pest. You don't just have a hamster

coming in your house. I'm talking about... Dying randomly. It's like rats and shit. Dying randomly. Rats? That ranking. Are you talking about rats? Yummy? He's talking about, bro, I'm not even talking.

That's Larry. What the hell? He's talking about Oh my God. Rats. Not hamsters. No, he's talking about pet hamsters, how they kill themselves and stuff.

I'm going to start rapid firing off like old memes. That's not even what I'm talking. Why the fuck you lying? Why are you always lying? Isaac. You are making, you are officially making this the worst podcast we've ever done. But why didn't you say?

You didn't want her whole with us. Isaac. Why didn't you say... Listen, if I'm going to be completely honest, I don't want to record anything with any of you guys ever. Wait, what? What did I do?

Larry comes to the podcast and he's like, ooh, co-group 10% off gamers stuff. Wow, that's so... That's so bad. Holy shit. That was bad. That was bad.

I don't know, I don't know, man. Larry's be like, like, does something once. That's it. But you know what? You know what? So, like, so annoying. The way he breeds.

Time out. Listen, time on, time on, hold on. Before you guys continue, this negativity, Yami, if we're going to listen to what you said that viewers don't like that we are... It's called a joke! Okay, well, I'm going to take it serious for a second. Let's practice.

Let's have one round where we go around and we compliment each other. One thing we like about each other. One thing we like about therapy. This is actually therapy. One thing you like about each other. This is the lamest shit. One of my seven.

See? Yomi doesn't partake, bro. That's what happened. That's a lamish thing. We've never even had group theory. You guys are bitching and crying and moaning for what? Because you never attended. You're the one who's bitch and cry right now.

Dirt and rip your chest hair off. Like be a fucking man for once. Quit crying. All right. Anyway, Mr. All right, you go first.

What? Who? We go in order of when we do the sound check. So Larry and then Mick and then me and then Isaac. So does Larry, Larry has a compliment each and every one of us one time? Huh? Really?

Yeah. Wholesome style? Wholesome big chungus lay. Okay, don't, don't crack a smile either. How about that? Yeah.

No, Okay, none of us trying to smile? None of us, none. This is serious? You smile? Wait, no, if somebody smells, you have to compliment that person again if they smile. If they smile. What? No.

Well, how can we tell if I'm smiling? You have to compliment you four times. You'll hear it in my voice. You'll hear it in my voice. You can just meet yourself. I'm not going to, okay, I'm serious about this game we're playing, guys. I'm not going to do that. I entrust his integrity.

There's my one positive thing for Isaac. Thanks, man. You have trust in his integrity? Yeah. Okay, wait. If you blush and smile, does it count? What if I get a big raging boner? Boner.

All right, all right. Larry, go ahead. What the hell you're talking about? Okay, okay. Wait, so hold up. If we smile. He's trying to sing, why you lying, but he said the wrong lyrics.

He just said, what the hell are you talking about? Like the great value version of the fucking song. What the hell are you talking about? always talking about that thing. What were we saying? We and I think we're getting a burger, and we were like, I enjoy this one the most.

I enjoy this one the most. You cannot enjoy this, all of them the most. I enjoy this one the most. And then I went to the bathroom. I came out. First thing we said to each other, it was like a split second. I enjoyed this one the most.

If you don't know what we're talking about, that's my favorite. Yeah, there you go. That's my favorite. Can we do the thing now? No, yeah, Larry go. Okay, wait. Hold on.

Does Larry, can Larry smile? Yeah, dude, anybody can smile. Why do we... I don't know why we turn something positive negative. Let's just go smile. Okay, don't have emotion. Why'd you smile? Why'd you smile?

Hurry up, guys. You guys are taking too long. Okay, stuff really, you're honest. That's good. Good honesty. Okay. All right, no, I don't do that. All right.

Okay. Yummy? You have a big cock, yummy. Yeah, we can't even take a nothing, dude. He can't even think of nothing. Go straight for the boner Come on, dude He can't think of my

things Okay, I already don't like this exercise guys Saul, Willie, I love your honesty I love your honesty, man, you're such a great guy And I love your mental fortitude Yummy your boners, man okay, anyway, Isaac. Dude, I am not a fan of this exercise

I feel like I'm already losing and we haven't even fucking. All right, fuck this, Larry, I hate your stupid fucking forehead Your teeth are funny And Isaac, you're shorter and you live out of your height My teeth are not funny No

I'm not. Holy shit. Oh, all right. Go ahead. Larry, one more for Isaac. He didn't even give me one. He didn't even give me a coffee. Oh, I thought that was it.

All right. No, listen, in the fucking game, Yumi's the realest motherfucker in the fucking game. Man, he can't. He's playing off. He's playing. He's real as fuck. No, yummy's real as fuck.

What? Okay, wait. Here, put a timestamp because Larry just said the F word eight times. in like five seconds. So Cam, is that too many one in one fan? Cam might need to believe it like half of those.

Is that too many once much? That was a lot. That was actually a lot. That was a whole bunch. Dude, I'm so desensitized to Larry saying the F word. I didn't realize. I think Larry does cuss more than, Larry cusses more than everyone in the house.

It's a part of his like image. I don't know. It's like just his vocabulary. It's like subconscious, yeah. I'm a purpose. Instead of what is up, Larry says what the fuck is up. But the flip is up Yeah, he's just

Oh, now he's down, bro Can we keep going? Oh yeah, Isaac's done No, Isaac needs one You need a compliment from Larry Yeah, come on, call me goaded Isaac, you're goaded Thanks

Larry Larry Larry I don't got nothing to say Larry Relive froze Oh my God No

No damn He's on a point right now I was just a little bit of like some turbulence I think my day one Bring it in my I was not a compliment

It's not a compliment He's not a compliment He got nothing good to say I think I've known you for a long time That's what's up brother Yeah My day one My partner and cry

My Pharaoh He got nothing He's stalling by laughing I'm laughing I look at this Damn Oh my God This is bad

You guys, this is a little embarrassing because we can think of a million things to make fun of each other for. Yeah, that's probably, it's so much easier than... It's so much easier than compliment. All right, I'll compliment him. Yeah, it's easy, huh?

Me? And I, like... Larry. What do you... Well, Larry has to compliment Isaac. This is like a 10-minute exercise. Larry has to compliment Isaac. He can't.

That's really funny. Okay. Okay. What thought? Okay. All right, my turn. My turn. Yeah.

Isaac, I can appreciate Isaac's work ethic and that he's a really, really good editor. Like, that's something that's something that's a first genuine compliment. That's something that stands out about Isaac. Yummy. I'll get back to you. Do you see that? Do you see that, Tan? You ruined a, you ruined it.

You said, I'll get back to you. You said, Yummy, I'll get back to you. I'll get back to you. I'll get back to Yummy. Larry Larry's always insightful Larry's insightful he thinks a lot he thinks deeply for other people

This guy got the top 10 compliments board on Google right now And then yummy Yeah yummy He's like He's like not he's not looking at the screen And then yummy People are gonna think I'm genuinely a bad person

Because they already take that And then you guys can't even compliment me Yes I can compliment you so. Yomi. Thank you, I see. Yep, that's my compliment. All right, not go specific.

Yummy, Yummy is there for you as long as you make sure that he, as long as you do something back for him. I can't. He's a man of equal trade. If you drive him to the airport. You give him a penny. He'll give you a penny back. Yeah, Yomi died. And we were in his will.

We had to, like, do his eulogy or something. Dude, softly would suck. All of his, like, relatives would hate his ass. Yeah, don't ever drive Yumi to the airport, bro, because he's going to be like, I don't want to owe you. I don't want to try me back. I can appreciate the way. You guys misconstrue everything. This is literally what happened.

I'll explain it because, obviously. No, but continue the exercise. Larry's turn. What? I mean, yeah. You did Larry? Yeah, I went, I went backwards. Okay, Yomi's turn to go around then.

Larry never complimented you. Huh? Yeah, he did. Yeah. What'd you say? He said it was funny. No, I said, I said work. Oh, wait.

Oh, you said he was funny. Who are we talking about? Larry said sense of humor. I said Isaac, he's a really good editor. All right, all right, all right. You said he has a good work ethic. He's also a good editor, yeah. Okay.

My turn. All right. They're all about to be back in. Come on, come on, come on, come back in. Push, push, push. Push, push. You're supposed to talk positive about me. You're already speaking negatively.

Let him, let him, okay, go. Yes, let me go. Okay, Isaac. Oh my God, what did he just pull up? I, Isaac is, uh, he's, uh, No, no, do what's doing? I'm not in a sitting there. Isaac is, uh, he has like a big brother.

kind of thing when he like cares for for people in the house. It's mainly Tanner and Larry but he does care for them and I notice it and I see it. I carry them around like my little and I think it's kind. I think it's kind how he's there for them. He'll put an arm out for them to help them always and grunk. He does it a lot for grotes. He strokes their

shit. He strokes their shit. So that's probably one of Isaac's best qualities. Okay now Nick Nick is a he'll go out of his way to do things for you without having anything done in return. There's Nick.

He'll do that. He's a nice guy. So what you said. For me, yeah, I have to, I'm a guy of trade, like you guys said. So, you know, that's it. But I have a reason that I am that way. You want to know why? It's because my mom was like Nick and she got taken advantage of my people for like all the

time for like money and stuff like that. So you have to know how far you can go for people. Yeah. Is that why you have like an ever increasing interest rate on your IOUs and how yummy? For some reason, that soft willies total of one yen turned into $14.92 over the course like three weeks. That was insane. Dude, oh, my God.

That makes me one penny. That's what I said. He has me one penny because he does owe me a penny. I think that, I think his balance is doubled every single day. But here's why, okay? And maybe I'm not fair to myself because I'm, like, more strict on myself than people are to themselves, like other people. Like, I'm so strict on myself.

that I don't do things that I wouldn't do to other people, so I don't expect them to do it to me. Oh. Does that make sense? Are you... What? So you're saying... I'm saying I am so, like, reserved in the fact that I would never go out of my way

to disservice anybody or make them feel uncomfortable. So I feel like if they're making me feel uncomfortable or doing a disservice to me, then they're fucking up and that's their fault. Does that make sense? I mean, you're treating people the way you want to be treated. Yeah. Yeah, but I think by standard... It's like way stricter than like most people's would be.

So like here's a thing. Which is probably not a good thing. I offered, I offered to drive you to the airport, right? And your rebuttal was no, because you never drove me to the airport. I said no, because I never drove you,

because I said no, because I didn't drive you to the airport last time. Yes. Yes. And I'm telling you, and I'm telling you that I would drive you to the airport, regardless of you driving me to the airport, because I would like for someone to unconditionally,

whether they could make it there or not the last time would be able to pick me up. It's the same thing. Like, I'm not expecting it in return. It's just if you're available and I would much rather pay you or maybe not pay you at all, but at least ride back with you,

you know, than an Uber, right? That's the type of friendship where it's like it's fair to you if I don't drive you. See, what's 30 minutes out of my way when I'm just having, I'm driving you, I'm doing a favor for you. I gain more like satisfaction just like driving to the airport

than like knowing that you are, a homie that had a house full of people who could drive you and none of them didn't. You had to pay a $100 Uber. That's my logic. $100.00.00. Yeah. I got to compliment Larry.

And it actually hasn't compliment anybody. Oh, wait. I have to compliment Larry. I have to compliment Larry. Okay. All right. I thought we were done. Okay, let's think. Yeah, whoops.

If I flew under the radar, no one would shut up about it. They'd be like, bro, Isaac, dude. Complement him Why you fuck I got scared I

I said Go ahead Larry I mean Isaac I mean Cogs My turn I think when it comes To like

Hanging out Or or like recording or doing podcast or whatever Larry's like always in a good mood Which is like That's a good thing

To be around It's like a positive Fun thing Recording mindset in a way So that's good It's like Yeah he's got Like a positive energy to be around like a...

Yeah. Facts, no cap. Facts, no cap. All right. Isaac, why? My turn? Oh, what's my order? Whatever you want.

Hmm. Whatever comes to mine first. Let me start with. I could do the... Get that. You call me the day one. That was it. I cannot believe this is wrong one.

He said I had a big wiener. Like, that is like bottom of the barrel. Be the genuine one like right off the back. And it was like, yummy my dude, your wiener is huge, man. D1, that was a D1 compliment. Come on, Isaac. I'm thinking. You can do it.

I'll start. I'll start with soft willy. Okay. All right. I'm going to call you by your full name. No, no, no, don't. Soft willy, dude, I can appreciate your tough love attitude. It seems that stop stroking.

please. I'm actually, I'm being serious here, dude. I like really pale. Oh, I can everybody else, you goofing around. What? What do you, bro? Let me let me let me give my. More negativity guys. Come on. For real. Are you serious?

Come on. I'm being the positive guy here. Soft Willie, you're your tough love, even though it can come off as maybe a little bit instigative. It has. You're negatively complimenting him. You are actually talking shit. You're like, even though, you're like, I'm like what the Greeks would do to compliment somebody from whom,

though he was like, I literally about to get hung. What the Grinch would do if you let me fucking finish. You have brotherly love, even though I don't really. Even though it's instigative, and it comes off negative, like you're a piece of shit.

I'm saying you're tough love, even though it is tough, your vision and how you see a situation and its outcome is good. And I appreciate that. It's important to keep that type of person around in life because not a lot of people are going to be real.

They're not going to be tough. They're going to tell you what you want to hear, and then that's going to be maybe the wrong thing. Yeah, I like to try and think positively for you guys, including to myself. Yeah, even if that thing might not be what we want to hear. Yeah, yeah, because I would like that back. I'm like, yummy.

I want someone to treat me that way. I want to hear if I'm a loser. I'm like, Yuma? No, if I tell you you you're a loser, would you be like, thanks? Me? You'd have to tell me, you'd have to tell me why I'm a loser. And then I'd, like, I would critique your perspective. And then I'd say, if I agree or disagree, and then I would adjust to myself.

What if it was spot on? And I'd say, yeah, damn, he's right. I need to change. I need to stop being a loser. I don't think you'd ever say that. Fair enough. I can see you're saying that. Like, damn, I am a loser.

I got to change that. And then update us on, like, the next week. All right, guys, check it out. I love updating my friends on what I'm. doing and like what's going on. I'm going to go Larry. Yeah. Sorry, I was trying to decide I was going to go with next.

Larry, what I can appreciate about you and your routine is the fact that you are always willing to do something even though it might inconvenience you and your schedule. I'd be hitting Larry up. This dude napping. You're like, yo, what's on? Man, I've been up 40 hours. What's up? I was like, hop on overwatch.

He said, I bet. Why you do that to him? Let him sleep All right, fine He can never say no He can never say no Larry won't go for a vlog Yeah, I'll be up in a second

Larry does say yes That's true He does He does He does That's always good to have Nick would always call me When I'm sleeping

And I was like Pretend like I wasn't I'll be like I'll look at my phone for a second And I'm like Hello, hello, okay Hello?

He's like Were you sleeping? I'm like I hate No That happens to me too. Like when somebody calls me, I'm trying to, I hate that, dude. I don't know how they know.

I don't know either. Like, it sounds normal to me. I'm like, hello? Yes. Yeah, you try to make it higher than usual? Hello? Hello? No, Larry, what you do is you answer kind of quick.

You're like, hello? Like that. Yeah. Oh, I'm like, what's up? Larry? Is it none much about you? I'm like, were you asleep?

You don't see what you're obviously because you literally are up to nothing. Yeah. Not much. Not that much. Are you sleeping? And then you hear the stretch. Yeah, I was just sleeping. Like covers blown.

Now you get me yourself. Once you ask, I'm like, it's pretty obvious. Yeah, I was sleeping. What about it? Yeah, I was nappy. I was epee. Yeah, he says either Epee or nappy. Epee and he needy.

He needy to sleep. All right. Who's turn? Yami's turn. Last guy. Big Cahuna. All right. Blake.

What I can appreciate. about you is a lot like what Soft really said about me is your work ethic. I believe that out of everyone in this group, you post not only the most videos, but you're also in the most videos on top of that, which is something I can't even wrap my head around considering the fact that I make one video a month, and you make like eight, and you're in like 12. So it's just mind boggling to me. It's something I couldn't do.

You're a great guy. I want to kiss you. Where's your bono look like? Yes, she is. Escalary. You said it was big. Thank you. That is.

It's kind of crazy. I gotta say I can apply the, the, um, um, what's it called? No, fuck. What is that? Work ethic. Tough love. Not the work. Tough love.

Tough love. Tough love thing with yummy. I think yummy has a great, um. Yeah, no, yummy. My brother a lot. It like reminded me of my brother like because my brother was the same way. I always appreciated that way more than the sugar coating like shit. Is that?

Yeah, no. Sugar coating. is poop. I think for me, it's like temporary like dopamine but long term doesn't do anything.

Soft Willie Nick is he's tough love and Yami's realist he's a realist person, realistic. He's a realistic guy.

He'll just see like Yami will tell it how it is and Soft Willie will just he'll take into consideration like certain aspects

about like future and stuff like that and try to like cater it more towards you. Try and guide or... It's hard to explain. I personally, I think the way I try and do it is I try and just give a little bit of guidance,

like doing a little bit of thinking for you, you know? Like, okay, here's your problem. I'm going to think through all of the issue and, like, think all the ways can go right or wrong. And then in my head, go based on what I think is the best for you, which obviously is subjective, but that's where I end up getting overworked sometimes. Like, if there's like a certain amount of steps to a certain goal or whatever, you will try to guide them through the steps.

And I think for me, it's like, I tell you the goal and tell you how it can work and how it can't work. Just like flat out. Like, these are your two options. Yeah. Yeah. It's a weird. That's a weird thing. All right, guys, that exercise was great.

I would love, love. I'd pay so much money to see Tanner do that. I don't think he could. Tanner be like, uh, yeah. You get so nervous. I think, uh, I think, you're a funny streamer. Uh, Isaac, you know. I think drunk would be pretty good at it.

Grunk would do well. Oh, yeah, Grunk would be Grunk. Yeah, Grunk's a keel. He'd have like the most insane covenombs. Yeah, he'd be like right on the head.

He'd be like, if you were a tree, you'd be a cherry blossom in Japan next to a river that was very fruitful. Oh. But then sometimes you can be like a gray sky. A hickory tree.

You could be an evergreen tree and not a single of New York. You're a constellation. Carrying the weight of the snow in the winter and prospering during the sun. I wonder.

I wonder what Tanner would say. I really do. I don't think, I don't know if he could do it. Tanner, it would be really fucking fun. I think I'm just like trying to, not a bad way.

He would move on. He would just start laughing and he'd get like all, all like giddy and like. He'll get giddy and be like, I don't know. And then you'll probably like, he's like, I don't know,

dude, I don't know. Like that type of thing. What are you always say? He gets overworked. He gets overworked. He'd be like, he'd be like,

Larry, you're cool or something. You're like my dude. you're like my dynamic duo. Isaac, you're like, good at the YouTube thing or whatever. Yeah. That's exactly probably what he would say. Okay, now he's going to see this and then he's going to like work in his head of what to say.

We got to make him. We got to make him do it. He'll be ready for next time we do this. He'll be like, Larry, I can really appreciate all the time you've been to me. We're looking at him. He's like reading it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He opens up the Elder Scroll and he reads from like the ancient decree.

All right. Well, we did that. Now let's do one negative thing we don't like about each other. Here we go. What if we did do that? You want to do that? You want to see how much easier it is? Yeah, that's so much easier.

It's just right out the dome. I think we can tell us this podcast, huh? What are you saying? Making fun of each other? No, I was going to say our most positive podcast yet. I think it's because we're all friends again. I like wholesome. I like wholesome.

I think it's because we're all critiques. We're all very critique of each other. Yeah. Like on a lot of, especially because we live with each other. So we see each other like, on our day-to-day basis. We see what we do.

We see how often we're out. Yeah. So that leaves a lot of like room for critique and like, like, it's easy to be negative. Way easy to be negative. It's not a bad thing. It's just what that's, it's like it's easier to smile than the frown.

Like, it's just natural. It's going to have a balance. You can't be too negative because then it'll just like demotivate anybody when they're surrounded by just constant negativity and critique and things like that. You also can't be too positive because then it'll make people basically like take advantage of that.

and like not fucking do shit. You have to critique, but then be reassuring when they do, like, the proper thing. Exactly. And encourage when they improve. Encourage, encouragement, they're, like, both really, really important. Yeah.

I think that's the positive. Slept on, which is something that I kind of lack a little bit. Just reassurance and, like, Yeah, reassurance is like... It's weird. It's crazy that everything kind of boils down to how you grew up, how you were raised. because I didn't have how people critique your popular.

I didn't have a, I just didn't have like reassurance or like encouragement because I didn't like need it. I just like did what I was supposed to very well. I knew how it was type of thing. So I kind of expected it is nice. I just I never expected it or really wanted it. But when I got it,

I was always grateful. Now when I was growing up, I was raised in a household by my dad where I would say got like a 95, on a test and he'd say, why not like a 96 or why not a 97? Really? Yeah.

So it was like... It's basically and always room for improvement. Yeah, always room for an improvement. And then you, and then when you really don't get much positive reinforcement, you're always going to self-critit. You're going to criticize yourself the most, right? That's how it was so you get low self-esteem.

It's because you feel you're not enough because you're not reaching a threshold that... Yeah, the expectation threshold. Yeah. Yeah. It's tough. But, but... Ow.

We killed that exercise. We did, guys. We did good. Yippie. Yay. I take us about a story from when I was a kid. No.

And I had a swimming coach who was like... God damn. He was so brutally serious about his thing, about his job as like teaching kids how to swim because he had like a family member who was a kid who passed away from like drowning. So he dedicated like the rest that... Who breathed? I did.

What? Not in a sighing way. I was just... Better watch it. Dude. We just did that. Anyways. Anyways. So, dude, this insane thing I had to do, I was like seven years old. I actually hid in the bathroom for the rest of the lesson, pretending I had to poop until we had to leave because I was terrified of this man. I had to wear a 10-pound weighted vest. He's going to make you drown. There was a brick. There was a brick on the bottom of the pool. I was 10. And they threw me in the water. I had to swim down, grab the brick, and then come back up. Oh, my God. Jesus. Dude, you probably won't have gotten jack.

I was the only one in the class who had to do that. We were trying to kill you. No, everybody had to do it. I mean, I did it, but, like, dude, I was like, no, never again. Were you able to use your feet and, like, push up? Yeah, it was like, I don't know. I'm trying to think of how tall I was when I was seven. I don't know.

But I think it was only like a six foot deep part of the pool. So it wasn't like horrible, maybe like eight feet. But like, you were seven? You'd probably be like three foot, four foot. Three foot. It's so weird to think about making three feet tall. That's so weird. But at one point, you were three feet tall.

It's just weird. I don't know. It sounds so fucking short. But I was really good at swimming. Because when I was five, I used to go off the diving board on the, on the 10 foot part. And I would touch the bottom. And then I'd swim back up. You do a pencil?

Yeah. Yeah, I would do the pencil. That was the quickest way to go down. And then you, like, do this. I was insane. I was insane. The pencil method was like it. Pencil dive.

That's like that. I used to everyone's special. I used to be fat so everyone always wanted me to do a cannonball. Yeah. That's all. single guy who looked a little big. Yeah. My cousin.

My cousin was like huge. He was 14 and huge. And we would never be like, do a dive. Like, fucking splash that shit. It was either it was either cannonball or belly flop. I never got. I never was never able to. Pelly flop.

Yeah. I haven't heard that word in like over 10 years. Yeah. It's been a while. That's like an old. Like an old cousin's movie. Belly flop. Belly flop.

That's what I'm weird. Dude, that would be a crazy gamer of flavor. Belly flop. That's awesome. Belly flop. What it tastes like? Sweety old guy. Feet.

Chlorine. chlorine and human pee. Chlorine flavored and gamer subs. Who would buy it? I think that we can use that name for something. And I'm going to text the group chat about it. Yeah. Pelly flop.

He's taking our gamer subs flavor. He's going to make it belly flop. He's taking our game is a flavor. And he's going to use it. Okay. Well, in other news, I want to cover what the freak happened on Twitter the past few days. We have some, there's a lot of news I wanted to talk about. Which?

Oh, yeah, mostly. It's funny that three minutes before pressing the record button, they retracted all of their statements about the new ad policy and stuff like that. They knew we were recording this. They lost a lot of streamers. I would say respect and like dedication, like exclusivity sort of thing. Dude, they were already on the fucking like on the edge of losing a lot of people

because they were already hated for like the way they pay out and how much they pay out and how much they take and shit like that. They're giving it a free alley-oop. They're Duane Wade throwing an alley-oop to kick LeBron James. Dude, no, you know what they are? They're literally like, they're like a rich Persian prince's kid that is somehow failing.

making money. I don't know how you can fail on making money. Amazon has a market cap of like $1.7 trillion. It seems like a back burner or like just money pit for them. It seems like they're bored. It's a passion project for Jeff Bezos.

They don't care, dude. It's really bad. I mean, like, I think one of the worst things that I saw recently on Twitter was there was already an issue with multi-streaming as a partner and affiliate. how you would, if you were going to multi-stream, you'd have to forfeit your agreement.

But now, yeah, for both partners and affiliates, now they're doing it to where if you also forfeit it, to get reinstated. They were, I don't know if this was true, but I saw Ninja replying to a tweet about it. So it probably had some validity. You had to pay $25 to even be, like, considered to get it back after, after,

yeah, that was crazy. That was absurd. I don't know who is working over there in mashing books. and making sentences. It's probably a chipper. Yeah. There is some crazy office monkeys over there doing something crazy.

It's like every single time you watch like a company do something, right? Like you think that these companies, like Discord, for example, they roll out some things, right? And then they roll out something crappy. They get backlash. Well, Twitch is getting into them. It's like the more mainstream or the more of an audience something has, the more they have to like take care of everybody. And because of that, general rules and general like applications they have. have just become more and more distant from like what people actually want.

If you're Discord, for example, I don't think a single fucking soul, probably for like a very small amount of people wanted a soundboard. There's already fucking like apps for that. Sorry, my first thing. There's already like stuff for that. And, you know, it's like there's no point. I want. I want to get pinned messages.

Remember the NFT shit that they had integrated? What are you pinned down? Remember Discord had integrated like NFT? I don't remember that. What was, dude, I think... It was like... It was like Web 3, crypto. Something with...

When did they ever do that? I don't remember that. I'm trying to think about like the money circulation from NFTs, and I really want to know how much of that money circulation was owned just everything by like million and billionaires. I would say like over 90%. Because, dude, the amount of influence that P&Gs had over every social media for like a few months was insane.

Twitter integrated NFT verified profile pictures. And it seemed like it was going across the board for just everything. And it's like, why would they be so on board for something if they weren't trying to push it to make their own like kickback, their own money that they're putting into it back? There's no reason. It's not like OpenC or any of these things were like paying them to do that. It was just like almost free promo. It was just falling along via. Yeah.

It was like free hype so they can make their own money back. Their marketing team probably was like going fucking bananas when they started seeing NFTs like blood. Yeah, you, it's put it in. Put it in. Yeah. I don't know how that stuff's legal. because it's almost like advertising into your own stock kind of thing. I don't know.

It's weird. It's like a weird gray area. So I'm reading online that they did end up backing away from NFT integration after getting a lot of backlash. But that was something that was happening at the time a few years ago. And it's just a backlash was because they would like it's obvious they would be making money from it. Or like, I don't know. To me, it seems really weird. Well, Discord, if I'm not mistaken, it's just not profitable.

First and foremost. Like not a lot of people buy Nitro. right? So like they were trying to maybe possible. Why does every software claim to be not profitable? Even YouTube claimed to be not profitable. Twitch claimed to be not profitable at one point. Discord is very profitable. I don't.

Do they say that because they keep like putting their money that they're making back in? I think so. I was going to say it. So they're like it's a loop. It's a loophole, I think. They're just lying. What they have is they have around 15 billion as a net worth,

which is pretty good for something that started. like not even a decade ago. So their worth is insane, but their worth isn't worth anything until they sell it. So they're not profitable until they sell. Well, yeah, Microsoft, I believe, pitched them.

It could be wrong, but I think that's how it works. Maybe. I heard somewhere, I don't remember who it told me, but they said the Discord is just not profitable. But either way... I think it's because they reinvest

all of their profits back into it every year. So it's like they're technically losing. It's like a loop thing where they just don't make... crazy amounts of money that goes into the pockets. This was in 2021. Microsoft wanted to acquire Discord for like 10 to 15 billion.

And that was two years ago. Yeah, that would definitely be profitable at that point. Well, yeah. And I think it's, I think it'd be worth a lot more by now. Yeah. No, it's over Zoom. It's over everything. I mean, it's like, I think, I mean, it should be over Zoom.

I, um, yeah. I actually, all right. Now, I was going to mention real fast that Twitch sent me an email. to review and accept updated, monetized streamer agreement. Oh, boy. What did they say? I got a pee. Here's your pay cut, soft willy.

We are taking 90% of your ad revenue. I'll check in on that. But basically, it says stream non-exclusivity. As announced in August, you no longer are restricted to streaming only on Twitch and now may stream on other platforms. You just can't multi-stream at the same time, I'm pretty sure. I think that's the rule. So you can't, you can't restream.

Like you can't be streaming the exact same stream on Twitch as you are on. Yeah. On YouTube or somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think kick is going to be big now. I mean, it's... I think so too.

And what's crazy is that I remember seeing a clip of ex-QC on a bus with Kyson at when they went to Universal. And they asked them straight up. They were like, do you think you'd ever go to Kik? And at that point, it was like a joke. It was literally just straight up a meme. Nobody thought Kik was going to be able to even last longer than a month. Like, all the numbers seemed fabricated. It seemed like KIC CEOs were just gifting all.

the subs that everybody was displaying all their analytics and everything. Yeah. But XQC at that time made an answer, like a response. And he was like, well, you don't know the future. You don't know what could happen with Twitch or with Tick at all. So I can't say that I won't go there. And at the time, people were like, wow, he's such an idiot, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But now it seems like he's really smart.

Like, that was an actual smart response to have. So maybe a few, like, weeks ago, possibly a little over a month and a half. I don't remember fully. but I was thinking about it if I were to actually come back to stream where would I go? And I, kick genuinely crossed my mind

but I wasn't sure of like the public stance on it and if I were to do it. I don't give a shit if people don't go over that much and follow. Sure, some people would watch, but it's kind of like, you want to make sure that it's kind of like

not a shitty website. That's all it comes out. The only thing that, my whole thing is just making it convenient. Yeah, the only thing that Kick has on, or the only thing Twitch has on Kik at this point is, um, it's already a largely,

yeah, established, but here's the problem. Here's the problem. Your discoverability is going to be more on kick because your discoverability on Twitch isn't high because it's so oversaturated. Well, yeah, but if you think about it, it's going to be about the same percent as either of them

because there's more people on Twitch, but you're less discoverable. Well, but there's less people on kick, but you're more discoverable. So it kind of evens out. It does even out, but I think, you can get a head start. You really could get a head start.

You really could get it. a head start though if you were to get onto kick and like just if you had a loyal fan base that really cared about you yeah get a big kick audience yeah i don't know i don't know if being early benefits you that much though i would say once kick continues to like um you know like build everything everything twitch similar to twitch because they're just going to copy everything twitch does but just make better decisions yeah because that would be their best play to be honest i mean they're overlay and everything. Their whole website is built like Twitch. It's only green.

Like that's like the only difference. Yeah. But stream labs just partnered with them by the way or is work. No way. Stream Labs. Stream Labs OBS. I just saw a tweet about their work. Dude.

That's kind of big. If like a billion dollar companies are doing shit like that, there's no way they're not going to be successful. Like I don't know. Hold on. Hold on. Because are you saying that stream labs is now integrated on Twitch or kick. Sorry.

Kicks integrated with stream labs. You can go live through stream labs on Kik. So Stream Labs. tweeted out, we are currently exploring an integration with Kik to help streamers the go live experience for creators on their platform. Yeah, I mean, Yami, it's like the same. It's like the same as going

live. You can click go live and like go live on Facebook or like YouTube. I mean that's true. But stream labs. I think it's just a big deal. It's recognizing Kik as a legitimate streaming platform which is good. Yeah. Yeah. It's like in that login screen, it will say Kik right there. Which

I think that's pretty big, honestly. Yeah, I agree. I think if, I don't know, man, because you guys remember, like, Kik had like that whole entire stigma around gambling because of train wrecks. And then you had the people having NSFW stuff like getting fucking head on stream before or some do, like people doxing each other live because they're working a lot. That kind of stuff, I think helped. I think that helped.

It brought a traction to it. So much, so much traction enough to where it wasn't so bad to where it was like, wow, this can never be a platform. But it was just bad enough to get so much attention that it was like you couldn't ignore it. And now that it's becoming better. Now they're redirecting that attention. Yeah.

Good. Yeah. And now it's like, holy fuck. I can't ignore it. And now it's becoming better. And now it's looking like a positive thing. Yeah.

Which is kind of insane. It's like fucking Levar Ball. Do you remember Levar Ball? What is this? You don't know who Levar Ball is. Is that one of the Ball brothers? It's the ball brother's dad. And he was like the most controversial person.

on like all the news, TV shows and like the internet and everything like that. And he had a brand called BBB, Big Bauer brand. And he just used all the controversy and attention. And they made so much money from that. Turned bad attention into good attention, basically. A ball brother? Yeah, like they, they were just like the best high school. I think like the best high school basketball team ever, one of the best at least.

Two of them went to the NBA. But anyways, yeah, their dad made a shit ton of money from his sons. Oh, lucky. Have you guys ever met anybody like that? Like, they're so set on like their kid going to play, like, professional sports when they're like 13, 14, 15, and they treat them like a... Yeah, like the kids that would get like... They like try to put him on a diet and stuff. Yeah, trying to get...

That's like child abuse almost. No, I'm gonna... Dude, I'm gonna deck the fuck. My kid's gonna be like, he's gonna be insane. He's gonna be like... You're gonna be like... I'm gonna do. deck.

Yeah. The fuck. I'm going to deck the fuck out of my son. I'm going to give him, like, the most insane perks in the world. He's going to have, like, 11. He's going to have a Pack-Punch Reagan and everything. He's going to be going to school speaking, like, Spanish and English and everything. He's going to be bilingual.

He's going to be a follow. He's going to play football. D-1. I'm going to be. I'm going to show my son, Lil Wayne, when he's, like, five, so he can get into rap. He becomes the world's greatest rapper. Tom the goat. Show him good music.

All right, son, this is Dougworth by Kendrick Lamar. He's like three years old. He's like, what? All right, son, look at the lyrics. No, repeat the math. I'm going to make... I think I'm going to give my son his first birthday. He's going to get dumbbells.

One years old. First birthday is going to get a weighted vest. Are you guys going to... Yeah, ankle weight son of a newborn. Are you guys going to put your children in public, private or homeschool them? Public. Dude, public... I feel like private.

I feel like private school kind of fucks up kids, man. Yeah, it does. Let me tell you what. At the pins. As someone who, As someone who, no, don't, and never do. It always is the same outcome. It always is the same outcome.

I can tell you right now, dude, I was put in the private school, religious private school, and I could, everyone that went, all my classmates, flew off the handle. I feel like, I feel like, for high school, public, private school is not good. But I feel like for middle school to keep them in line a little bit, like with the rules that they have,

it's like, it's pretty good. That's how it was for me. transitioning from eight, transitioning from eighth middle school to high school public school is such a culture shock. Oh my God, dude. It's like too scary for kids. Yeah. I'll fuck him out.

But like for me, for example, I came at normal. I was in fifth grade, I went to public school, but all the years prior I was in private school. So early on. I think that's a good idea. I think that's a good way to do it. So middle school, I transitioned into public. Here's the thing with, uh, with elementary school, private school curriculum. It's almost always ahead, which is really good.

Um, like ahead of public school curriculum. but it all like balances out, evens out once you get to late middle school high school because of AP and everything else that they have. But I think you're right. I think you're 100% right about keeping them. Because kids are hard to like wrangle in and to like keep track of.

And a lot of public school teachers, I don't think are paid enough or give a shit enough about like one of their younger kids to really like keep them in line and make them listen and like be on top of everything. It's so much worse now. It's way worse now. But from my experience,

they were on top. of it at the private school when I was in elementary. Like, I was way, I was way ahead of people I knew, like, education-wise. Oh, I was too. Dude, you can graduate homeschool to, like, 16, dude, by the way. Like, public school, not going to lie, they hold you back. Like, you could accelerate so fast if you just have, like, the right tools to do, like your family that actually gives a fuck.

And you know what I'm saying? Like, you could graduate at, like, 16 and just skip all the other dumb shit that you don't need to do. Oh, yeah, all of the extracurricular. It's to keep you there for eight hours. Why'd you laugh? Sorry. This fucking ghetto smoshit is getting on my fucking nerves.

Give some context. What they tweet now? Give some context for people who are going to post it. What we're talking about in the intro. I'm not going to bother trying to recite that. Somebody asked me what I would do if I didn't raise this Latina. Ohio Gap, big Reddit Chungus. Anyways.

No, there's a lot of, there's a lot of issues with private school. I wouldn't, I personally wouldn't have my kid in private school to, for high school at all. Because how we were talking about the middle school, private school, it's a high school, public school transition, how that could be a culture shock. If you have them through private school through high school, it's even worse to go to college. Like, that's an even more of a shock. Yeah, because then they don't prepare you at all. Yeah, I agree. And they almost like, unfortunately, it sucks.

A lot of the private schools are religious and they prioritize religion over education. And a lot of it in a lot of instances. And I think that's wrong because it's literally a school you're going to. So I think that's bad. Yeah, you can have like religion, whatever you want like in it, but education needs to be a priority. Like I know the school I went to, they were like telling me like, like Christianity was the priority. And I was like, why am I even going to school? Like, why is why is this not called a church?

it just didn't make sense to me. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of things. Like, I personally like public schools. Some aspects. I feel like they have their focus too much on money. And I get it because schools don't get paid as much as they should.

So they have to, like, focus in on what brings them a lot of money, which would probably be, like, sports kids. And that also takes away attention from any other kids who are, like, into fucking any kind of other. study, right? That's like math or whatever the fuck. Yeah. Because I knew a lot of really smart-ass kids who were like into signs, into math and things like that. And they didn't get the attention that they, I guess, wanted or really much attention at all with how much,

how well they were doing because a lot of that focus was being put into like sports kids, which is both are great. I mean, there's no, there's no like sports kids are better than whatever the fuck or anything like that. I mean, both are doing their own thing. It's, you know, but yeah, public schools have a bad tendency to just, like, not focus in on a lot of things. And a lot of things kind of go over the radar or under the radar with what goes on and shit like that. But I think socialize, the social aspect of it. I mean, it can depend. It can depend.

But, but. I think it depends where the school is for sure. It depends on where the school is, yeah, for sure. Yeah, dude. I've met my fair share of really fucking weird kids. But I've also met my fair share of really insightful kids who were like pretty fucking smart for their age. And they talk to me and that kind of like sprinkle on to me. My graduating class, three kids went to Princeton.

Wow. The class, like I graduated in 2017, the class of 2018. A kid went to Stanford. There was, I think, I think the top like 15 or top 10 people graduating my class all went to Ivy League schools. So, dude, I was number, I was graded. My school was very small. My class was very small. But I was like, out of the 22 kids in my class, I was like number two or three.

And nobody's done anything. Nobody has done from the whole school I went to the entire, like 20 years that's been open. I think the biggest college anybody's gone to was a D2 school and they did like a nursing program. Wait, hold on. So, wait, so you were number two or three in the graduating class? Yes. What was your GPA? It was a 4.0.

Like, I couldn't go any higher. It was a 4.0 out of 4.0. I can show you my transfer. You had straight A's in high school. I didn't have, I don't think I had a single grade below a 95 in high school. So you were being a YouTube, YouTuber and also streaming. And playing basketball. Yeah.

Yeah, it was, dude. Now, here's the problem. My school's glass ceiling was very low. So, like, I exceeded to the point where I couldn't go any higher, but it wasn't that high anyways. Like, I only got, like, a 20. I think I only got a 26 on the ACT, which isn't good. Like, that's not good at all. It's above average, but it's not good.

But so, like, if you're getting, like, a hundreds plus in all your classes and then you're only getting a 26 in the ACT, there's a disparity there where nationally you're ranked low. Like, you're not, but you can't exceed more because you're going as high as you can in your environment. I get your school. I understand. So that was always really frustrating with me. That's why I didn't want to go to the college route because I felt like I had been, like, fucked over. And I had, like, a lot of resentment towards my school. It, like, pissed me off.

because I was like, dude, like, I'm sitting here doing as much as I can, and it's not enough. You know, like I could have. You're just not able to be challenged. You weren't challenged. Yeah. Yeah. So, I don't know. I'm just glad YouTube worked out because I could have done the college route, but.

If YouTube didn't work out, like for me, too, I think I'd end up doing, I still wouldn't have gone to college, man. Mod pizza, baby. Yep, I'm working at Mod. Mod pizza. What you want? Sicilian? What you want? I would have done college.

100%. I was really close. I was going to go into kinesiology. I was going to go straight into work. I wanted to do work. But like good work, not like some... Like, I wanted to do architecture. And work with a lot of those guys that I met. We're really fucking...

They're really smart. Really smart guys. I got to have a picture somewhere in my grades. Also, dude, other news, Canada's on fire. Oh, yeah. They're blowing smoke. They're blowing fat O's into, like, the northeast. Right now.

God damn parents. Dude, the air quality is like 300, which is like deadly. 298. In Canada? No, and where my parents are. In like northern, northeastern U.S.

It's getting, it's going to get worse too over next to like a few days. It's really bad. The clouds are like gray. Oh, is it because of Canadian wildfire? Yeah,

the wild for the fuck, for some reason, goddamn Canada starts sweeping their shit over here. We always have problems from Canada. Like the cold fronts and everything. Yeah, the cold fronts. No, that was Ukraine. It's like the Canadians are like,

yeah, exactly. That's what they did. They all gathered and went, and it came down into the U.S. Exactly, yeah. Shoo. Shoo now. What?

Even with my college dual enrollment, I had straight days, but those classes were actually easier. Yeah, dude. Deer enrollment was like cake. It was freebie. It's still like high school. If you think college is like college classes,

are harder than high school classes, they're not. They're the same. They just count as college credits. It's just bigger and also just not as much, like if you're behind, you're behind. That's on you. Yeah, they don't. It all becomes just on you.

If you're ahead of the class, that's great. You're not going to get any more praise for you, though, but yeah, you're not getting like bonus points. At that point, you're just like your own person when you enter college and shit. And that's the thing. Like, I know a lot of people watching right now are probably entering because they just graduated, right? A lot of people are graduating and shit. They're going to enter college soon.

When you got to realize is college, the most important thing is you got to take a fucking hold of yourself and make and keep yourself like. It's where they're growing up starts, dude. That is exactly where the growing up starts because you got to start keeping yourself on check on what you're doing. No one should hold you accountable but yourself. Like, if you can't wake up on your own, that's an issue on you. If you can't get your shit on time, that's the whole point of the instructor telling

you I'm not going to be on your ass about. this. And they say that and then they will a little bit because they care. They obviously don't want you to fail a class because you're paying for it. Yeah, they say that about high school. Like high school's like, oh, high school's going to fuck you up, man. High school is going to, no, it's like the same shit. But college or college is a kind of a different thing because I mean, depending on what professor you have. Yeah. Most of the time, they'll probably just like not give a shit about you. Um, there it is. Yeah. That's great nine and ten. That got out. I can only find freshman in sophomore year.

But the 93 that I have, which is the lowest one on there. Your full name. Your full name is there. No, it's not. Well, let me get it. Stop it. So my 93 that I have, which is the lowest one for the semester, first semester freshman year, that was a class where it was like one of those extracurricular ones,

it was art history. And our entire grade was based off of our classmates. So if you had any beef with anybody, they would, like, give you a bad grade. Those suck. And there was no, there was no teacher overhead of, like, fixing, something that was actually good, like a grade. That was one thing that pissed me off about school was like, oh, if one kid messes up the whole,

it messes the whole clavs or whatever the fuck, dude. Yeah. Back in college, when I was applying for college, like things on what's the site called? Common app. That's what it's called, bro. Yeah, I, uh, they make you, they make you have to get like,

letters of recommendation when you're applying for schools and stuff. So I had, I had done a lot of like work, like editing work and stuff like that and videography. work for the school itself. So the three letters of recommendation I got were from the vice principal, the principal, and the superintendent of all the schools. Those are my three letters of recommendation. And I thought...

And then you made a Discord meme. And then I made a Discord meme. And there it goes. Right down the shooter. And from there, dude, it was... It's just been now I'm roommate with Isaac Y. So... Yeah, you're welcome.

Grace with my presence every morning. It's freaking awesome. I think. Quirk my big wealthy butt all over your boo. And also unrelated news. I want to talk about CounterStrike for a second. Wait, can I talk about this tweet? I just saw real quick.

Yeah, go ahead. It might be the worst movie I've ever seen. Is it fast eggs? No, it's a cover of just like, you know, like a movie. It's called Bottoms. Okay. It's from the producers of Pitch Perfect and Cocaine Bear. Ooh.

What kind of crossover? 96% tomato meter rotten tomatoes. Okay. That's like the worst. Don't look up. Now I want to watch it. Don't look up bottoms and then go to images. Because I went to bottoms and you got butts.

There is a whole lot of ass on my screen. You're looking at big bucks. A whole lot of she and butts, dude. What the freak. You're looking at big butt. Don't look at me at spin.com. Okay. Anyway, I unboxed 790.

this week. Don't gamble, guys. Google. You just said a really good thing, like you just made so much money and then you're saying don't do it. Yeah, because I think I'm just stupid lucky. Like, I think I have one of those accounts. How can you unbox two knives in one day just buying like 200 pieces? Because of the thousands of dollars

that you blew on stake.com that went missing. You know, you were bound. You were owed this. That was so fun. You're still negative. You have to pick up the game. Listen, everyone who's struggling, everyone who's struggling, like legitimately. Everyone is struggling with gambling.

Donna, the album Donna was built on gambling addiction. It was built on late night gambling. I wish you would have included some of the, I won't even lie. I know he took it out. No, he took some, he took most of it out. He took a lot of out. You didn't include the part where I literally just pulled like a $5,000 hand out of my butt. No, you did it.

I did. That was back when we turned like $100, Pack God was there. And he was like, no, dude, what you do is you double? Pac-G on swore. You double, like the worst. Dude, he would, it would scary to go quiet. He would, he would, he would.

Yeah, leg, leg was like, leg had some self-control, but Peck was like, no, no, no, no, trust me. Trust me. Double down. Double down. Double down.

He could control the gambling. It was bad. Pack I was like working out doing all that shit. He was doing so much. Yeah, he was actually breaking the that was like the serious first red flag for me

was both of them sharing all of their funds and leg had control of it. That was like the first serious. for Red Flag. I was like, why are you letting him have all of your money? And like, he tells you when you can play with your money. That's all they ever did.

Do you guys remember that? And then if I would, if I would make a lot of money from like steak when we were gambling, I would send them some money and then they'd both play with it and then lose. And then Leg would be like, no, no, no, we're not doing it anymore. Remember that? And then Pack would be like, dude, it's my money. Come on. It's some of my money.

You guys don't remember any of this? No, because I wasn't gambling. I wasn't there for most of it. I don't. I don't know. I was only there. I was, like, very... That was Vegas.

I was in Vegas. Okay. I remember you putting two grand on blackjack and losing it all in like five seconds. That clip? That sucked to watch. That clip was funny. There was also that really funny clip that I thought was longer, but it was like 13 minutes of a pack on not saying a single word and losing it in all to Planko.

And then like laughing. Oh my God, his Planko addiction was bad too. It was that. He would run slots. And it was the card. game. It was Blackjack. Blackjack seems like jammy, dude.

I swear to God. I think Blackjack makes me feel in control. Like Blackjack, I feel like I can at some point have some control even though it's Loki rigged. Loki. I don't know how to play the other one, the really popular one. Poker?

Yeah, I don't know. Play that. It's way, there's so many fucking... There's like a whole list of like things... Yeah, call hit, Ray, Stand, Fold, and all that. No, not that. I'm talking about like what you could... like Royal flush and it's like all the

Oh yeah, just think about like the highest amount of cards and then, you know, it just makes sense. Like if you have like two pairs of twos, oh wait, that's a, that's a pair. That's a double or something. Double pair? I don't know.

I don't know poker. You know who knows poker? Schlat. Schlat knows poker. Schlat loves poker. Poker's like an old man's game. Yeah. Yeah.

Poker is all about just like reading. Dude, I can't imagine when like poker competitions were a thing with like everybody wearing masks for COVID, that must have been so easy. You know? Because like you like easy to just hide your smile. Oh, yeah. Like your poker face?

Yeah, dude. That's like that point you read eyes. And you can wear sunglasses. I want to be so old. I want to be like having like white hair and like I'm going to have aviators with the gold rims. I'm going to be smoking a big ass Cuban. A big dooky.

And now I'm going to say. Big duke. Yeah. I'm going to develop a southern accent. I'm going to say, raise. Old. Are you supposed to be like... I'm not even going to pick up my cards.

I'm going to do that thing where they peel them up and then put them back down. You don't even look at them. You just get your hand in. I push like my $40,000 worth of chips in. A fucking like city landscape. Dana White has been banned from casinos in Vegas for winning too much money. He's a god is what he's. You know, they can ban you.

Isn't that crazy? If they see they're earning too much, they're like, all right. That is insane. Yeah, because at the end of the day, it's not like a, it's just like a private fucking thing. Oh, yeah. They don't want to call it off. They'll call it off. I want to call it out.

That's also scary because if they want to, like, if they want to do some like sneaky shit, they can do that. You probably won't even pick it up. No, I don't think they can do that. The group chat cheats. See, I mean, you're not opening your third eye because they're real sad truth about the world is their probably still doing it even if they're not allowed to. That's like saying, that's like saying, that's like saying, that police officer right there is not corrupt.

I'm going to trust that police officer because he's a police officer and he wouldn't do that to me. This is a lot more like obvious though, because you're not just affecting like a one-on-one interaction. You're affecting like thousands and thousands of people weekly. So like they're going to risk losing millions of dollars annually to screw over people every once in a while. I don't think so. They're already

statistically going to make money Like who The house The house of the casino They're favored to win every single time Like you gamble enough They are going to take your money We should start a casino

Yeah good luck Why not That's the number one business thing That I think is insane Is I don't know if it's scummy or not And there's so many businesses that exist off of it Holy fuck That is a video of a casino

On my timeline If you are making a business based off of addiction. I think it's kind of nuts. Like nicotine. Yeah, nicotine. Drugs, gambling.

You can even argue. Not really. What? Sex. Sex? Oh, yeah. There's sex. Yeah, there's sex addicts.

I need head. I need head now. Where the big booty's head? Put a finger on my butt. Put a finger on my butt. Took him on nudge. I've been going for hour 10 almost, guys. Holy crap.

Language. I'm ending because I want to play Overwatch. Holy flip. No, you're not, man. You want to play Overwatch? I think in all almost 60 episodes, this has been one of the easiest to listen to podcasts. I think it's the most coherent.

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