The Group Chat - #59 - Isaac Left the Podcast...

Episode Date: June 16, 2023

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Welcome back. No, no, no. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I need somebody to introduce us. Oh, no. We have a special, special guest. I can introduce him. I can do it if you want.

Let him, let him do it. Let him do it. I just want to. Wait. Hello, everybody. I just want to, like, see him speak. Hello, everybody. My name is Alfonso Johnson.

I am Tanner Stepbrother. And he needs a little bit of break still, so I'm going to take a spot. Hi, Alvanzas. Alfonso, I heard you were a felon. No, no, that was a long time ago. Alfonso. Now, hold on. Usually those don't disappear.

No, it's on record, but I've made up for my sins I've done the past. It was a while ago. I've changed. I've turned a new leaf. What you do? Well, I can't go inside a library anymore. Alfonso, you don't live with Tanner. You kept sending me videos of Tanner sleeping, but you were looking through his window.

What was my? We must have been partying that night. I walked into his room, but I had to leave really fast. So. What's familiar with that kind of a party? All right. It was just me and him, but I did know he was asleep, so I took a video of him. Stop doing that head thing.

Go Fonzo. Okay. All right. All right. All right. Listen, listen. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast.

Episode. 64. 59. 59. 59. 59. 10 away from a bangor joke. Go away.

Count it down. We want to thank Gamer subs for sponsoring us. Once again. Once again, there it is. Do you guys let me know what Gamer subs is? Alfonso. Do you know our group?

Not really. He just told me to do this thing, but he really didn't say that. I just took a spot. He's still. I wasn't really sure. Every time I think about something new, I tilt my head.

I got to tell my head. I think. I have to like, really grasp the thought and, you know, roll a lock into it. Alfonso, Gamersault says, probably the coolest drink you could ever have. And you can just go group or 10% off. You can buy you now.

Wow, that's pretty cheap. I think I'm, I think I'm in $90. That's hell of price. That's pretty cheap. That's pretty low. Wow, I've heard better. I heard we're better than them. Don't mention their name, Alfonso.

Don't mention our. Careful now. Careful. You're treading some water there, you know, Alfonso. All right, all right. I'll settle down. Alfonso, it looks like you have hand warmers on your cheeks. Yeah, what's with that?

What's going on? Oh, that's what I handed you. It was for this? Yeah. I gave Alvazzo guerrilla tape. I don't know if any an hour or two ago. I actually didn't know. No, you know, you didn't give me a guerrilla tape.

I gave Tate or guerrilla tape, but I haven't seen him about two hours. I don't know where you went. What was that? There's a new mustache. I'm growing it out. It's okay. And these are bandages. Every time I,

I pop pimples, they start bleeding. So I have to have these bandages under my mustache. And it happens behind your mustache. It's only behind. Come on. Talk about something else. Where's Tanner been?

He, something bad happened. He had to go back. Did you describe in detail what happened to? Or Tanner? Well, he got in a little trouble with the authorities, so he had to go back home. What do he do?

He did something. The head thing is to prevent his mustache from five. Yeah, I think he's trying to bounce him back so that it doesn't fall forward. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's just, it's my thinking, I got to be okay with it. You know what, Alfonso? Yeah. I think most of this is your fault.

I think you're a bad influence on Tanner. What? I just gave him a lot of, like, because he asked for it. You're a felon, gang going libraries. You record people when they sleep. You're a horrible influence. That was a long time ago.

You're a horrible influence. I can record my cousin. You did send that video last week. You did send that video last week. You said it's your stepbrother, I thought. I got a bar, Alfonso. Just give it up, man. I love him.

He's still home, so you got me for the day, okay? I'm going to ask you one question. Does he know you? Of course, he's my stepbrow. I've never heard him talk about you. He's never mentioned you ever. He's never once mentioned who you are and stuff like that. Why has he never mentioned you?

Well, you know, he doesn't want to confuse like family with work or anything. So he just, he like respects my privacy. Wow. I'm just stretching, by the way. I'm not holding anything on. So who's, who started the family you from, mom or dad? Uncles. Interesting.

A stepbrother from an uncle. It's a little weird considering that means that either your mom or your dad married their brother or sister. I mean, it's happened before. You know, it's not a surprise. surprise. Washington's pretty wild up there. I do know. Yeah, Washington's crazy. How do you know? He posted a big giant pink butthole in the chat.

Did he really? Yes, he did. I posted a picture. It's a strawberry cake and they called it. They called it strawberry. I don't know if you know. Oh, man. He gets to be on his phone all day and not say a single word. You were, it counts four, by the way. You would be looking at cake, by the way. Michael, can you put that, who's our editor?

Can you put that up for this? Michael. Who's Michael? Alfonso, you said you were going to edit this video for 25 bucks. No. I didn't say that. I don't know. You did say that, though.

All right. You know what? Look, I can play the audio. You want to hear it? Make it 30 and a couple of perks. I'll edit it. Alfonso, Alfonso. Like, I'll edit your video for $30.

I really say that? No, you actually did. You record the video. Holy shit. Oh. All right, all right, you're twisting my arm, I'll do it. Larry, what are you eating right now? Well, I just got, don't eat it in actually.

It's Patty. You'll never know. You'll never know what it was. Can you talk about Isaac what he was doing before the podcast even started? He was about to eat and you said, what do you do in the living room? I turned on the TV. Mission Impossible is playing. He's like, you're not about to watch Mission Impossible.

I'm like, I'm going to watch something. And then he's like, wait until they hear about this. They're going to rip you apart. I walked to Nick's room and he's, and I'm like, Nick, everybody to do a podcast? Like, yeah, I'm like, can I eat during the podcast? Like, sure. And then I was just like, yeah, I don't think you realize. I don't think you realize what kind of, you know, what kind of tone was set before you started making food and turned on the TV.

I actually, no, because me and Tanner were outside. We're, uh, we're, you have no idea. I swear to God. I swear to you, I think that someone like, someone like, dude, I swear to got. You were with Tanner? We were Tanner. Yeah, that's news to me. I didn't see him.

I was with Tanner, as a matter of fact. He was in the kitchen last time I seen him. Now Alfonso is in this room. Danor. Yeah. What are you doing down that? I thought he was in Washington. Oh, yeah, he's in Washington still.

Then who did I go with? I don't, that's your problem. I don't know, man. Who did you know? His nose does look face. You're not like it's made of clay. Tanner, move here.

Wait, just take it and then. He's got a mustache. Oh, wait, that's Tanner. Take the fucking mustache off. I don't believe it.

All right. I'm. Alphonse. Oh, he's back. He's back. That was the longest. That was the longest intro.

Did you have done that for 30 seconds and it would have been awesome? I was going to do it. I was going to do it for the whole podcast. Did you take my spyglass? is off my desk? Yeah. You didn't see me? I said, can I use these?

Yeah, you said, sure. Really? Yeah, you said, okay. Oh, my, okay, I'm in a whole new world today. That's what I was using. That's crazy. I was like, those look really familiar. And then I looked at my desk and they're gone.

Okay. It just looked funny on me. Anyways, anyways. You were saying there was a tone said before. Yeah, there's a tone. Sorry, there's a tone that was set. You guys, the second you left, there was like,

discourse between me and soft willie and yummy. Is it like a Mexican standoff? Like everyone's just playing at each other? Yeah, but then it turned into like a, just kidding, I'm on his side against me. And it started when you, it started when you turned your car on. I was in unison.

I was on nobody's side for that. No, I did not take a side for that. It randomly, you turned your car on here, and they were like, I didn't say that. He has to stop leaving at 1 a.m. Hey. Let me explain it.

You're really. You're really. Isaac, you're the king of shit-ass explanations dog. All right. I swear to God, I felt like I jumped timelines. I let me call myself Mao's for rallies.

All right. There has to be context. Time out. We need a double timeout. We need to, I'm calling for referees. I'm throwing a yellow card. Hold on.

Okay. You want to get a red card. Go ahead. Go ahead. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right.

All right. We were yellow card, both sides. Let's start over. Okay. Go. Listen, so basically the smoke alarms or the monocular, whatever, the carbon dioxide alarms were going off in the house because the batteries need to be replaced. But they were beeping really loud. And then we all started acting.

Yeah, and we started acting really, really weird, right? So basically Tanner and Larry go out. And now it's me. Okay. By the way, let me just mention we went out to go get batteries. Can we also say it wasn't just a chirp? They were literally like, oh no, no, no, no, no. It was like, it was like bad.

It was like, okay, imagine like a baby crying that starts another baby crying, that starts another baby crying, another way. The whole house is like all the babies are clocking in at like 110 decibels. Yes, so now listen, they leave and now it's just us three sitting in a call. It's Isaac, myself, and Yummy, right? Now those two leave, go in the car. Larry turns on his car and Larry's car is very loud.

His exhaust is fucking loud. And so the only thing I said about his car is that his exhaust is loud and he has to, like, I can't imagine the neighbors waking up because I've been woken up to his exhaust before. And then Yummy agrees and then Isaac's sitting there arguing. No, I'll tell you what I agreed with. I said, Isaac was like, he does not leave at nighttime a lot. And I was like, yes, he does. He does leave at nighttime a lot.

That was the only thing I agreed with. Because he goes to quick trip or like, Larry is that true. Yeah, Larry agrees to it too. Yeah, I'm a gas station. Okay, so I mean, Isaac sits there.

And Isaac's room is so far away from the fucking garage. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm not doing this podcast. He's like, I'm not doing it. Dude.

I literally, we cannot argue on another podcast. They're going to stop listening. Dude, my dad's going to actually wonder if we're okay. Because what I was saying. Okay, okay.

Here's the synopsis. We're going to not. Fucking with each other. Here's the unbiased. This is the unbiased synopsis, okay? Unbiased, no one's side. We sat and disagreed about every single thing you can imagine for, I think, 45 minutes. That's it.

No, uh, no, uh. See, there he goes again. No, I think the funniest part is that, like, I think arguing is really funny to be honest. Yeah, I think it's really funny, especially with Isaac, because Isaac says something. And then, and then you're like, dude, Isaac, you just said that. And he's like, dude, no, I didn't. and like three people agree, they all heard the same thing. And then he clips it and gets proven wrong.

And he just sits there. He gets proven wrong in his own recording. I clipped it and I was proven right. What are you talking about? No, we heard you say something else. See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. We just disagreed for fucking three minutes, 30 minutes, 300 minutes, it felt like.

So. But it only happened when Larry left. So I don't know what happened. The argument was that he, the argument. I know what it is. We're all infinity stones and Larry's the piece infinity stone. And we're just everyone else in the glove. I'm the evil Infinity Stone

And Safelil could be the I want to be the troll one Is the troll? Can I be the troll infinity? Can I be the one that's around The fucking guy that turns around time What's his name? Magic Mike? What's his name? Magic Mike? Magic strange

You said I was closeted? Dude Yeah that's what they were arguing We came back from Walmart And I just hear like Tanner go up to Yommi's room He's closeted he's almost sexual That's right

That's what he stopped. He was like, he was just saying shit that was like bait. It was so obviously bait. And the yummy, he just kept doing it to the point. But here's what happened, because I know that Nick knows it's bait, but he's using it as a chance to dig into fucking Yummy and say whatever he wants to say to Yummy. So he's just taking it, he knowing, willingly knowing that it's bait. And he's taking it and just doing it to like fucking go at Yummy and be like, yeah, let me say some dumb shit.

and I'm genuinely saying some shit, so it's okay. Yeah. Have you ever seen those two dogs? There's two little dogs. Like someone does a magic trick. This person like throws up the blanket and runs out of the frame and these two little dogs are looking at it and they're like, what the fuck? And then they turn to each other go, They farted.

Yes, they start fighting and barking at each other. That's what I imagine. Oh, like the fence thing? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, it's like. No, no, no. Okay, so imagine like two dogs looking at this guy holding a blanket. He disappears.

They'll look at each other. They start fighting. Yeah, there's no reasoning. There's no like coherent reasoning as to why they should have started fighting. They should have just been like, whoa. Yomi is just my arch nemesis for these next few days. You guys are nemesis. You know what?

Honestly, I thought you and Yomi were going to be like the ones to like click. Well, we are clicked. We're so clicked. You guys click all the time. And then for some reason, it like derails and turns it to like a bomb. It's never real though. It's just funny. Yeah.

It's literally just funny. That's it. I think at the end of the day, Yami calls me fat, and I call him dumb, and then we just don't care. And then he goes and he's a Big Mac and I go and say something awesome and who cares? He's so good on. I go get a Big Mac and then he starts himself for three days and then he wakes up. He's like, uh-huh. And then he's like, oh, no.

He's awfully almost clocked out of this podcast, even though he's home and well because he's he wants to take a nap. He was like, give me minus one, man. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. Oh, he's like. It's like minus 14. Yeah, maybe like running off three hours of sleep today, dude.

Oh, the heat killed me today, dude. Uh. Huh? I'm only a full eight hours of sleep and you're like, I'm tired. I'm going to go a napy. Yeah, because we spent all fucking day from what, 9 o'clock in the morning to like two in the sun doing car stuff. The sun wears you down, man. That thing is like some beats.

It was 95. Sun beats it going. It gets a good one. It's going to be 106 this week. Yeah, I saw. that. Really? It's going to be $106? Yes. Yes. Tanner told me he's like it's 100. It went to 1007. Dude, I was at home

in perfect like 50 degree weather. I was like in Austin. Yeah, it was 50 degrees. It was fucking freezing. And I looked at fucking the weather. I was like, that's good. There's absolutely no way it was doing. It was in the morning. Oh my God. That sounds so good. That sounds so good. The high while I was home was 65. That's his high is a cut. Oh my God. I think 60's like pretty fucking good. I like cold. I prefer cold or anything. Like when you live in the fucking heat for so long, you started to despise it.

I despise the fucking heat because I remember when I would get out the shower and my fucking balls were sticking my fucking legs. I don't know why I went like this. I have a nuts stack right here. My ball. My ball sticks to my leg even though I just showered. Like I wake up and I'm sticky and it's gross. I hate it. So like when, okay, when I went to Colorado, that was like the first time I've ever experienced like cold, cold, cold weather.

And there was like an ice lake and shit. Like, it was pretty fucking good. And I loved every bit of it. I loved every bit of it. I was just about to say, we should move to Colorado. Remember when we went to New York and we were outside of the gym? When we recorded the Lifstream Gym. That was like almost like naked.

Yeah. Okay, that sounds weird. We were just, I was wearing shorts on a T-shirt. I had tights and like a tank top on. Yeah, I think I had a tank top in shorts. And it was like what? It was almost, it was eight degrees or seven degrees or something. I think that was my first time having the mask.

Ever. Because I did a live stream of the gym. Holy shit. That was the first time ever. Wait. Yeah. And then you appeared. That's where it came from.

Yeah, that is true. Because any other time you appeared, it was either nothing. I had to blur it or his face was just cut off completely. The first time we were all together and recorded, it was in your room, Nick. And he was like outside in the hallway, like that little hallway you have. His head was outside there. He'd be like, what's going on? Like, shit like that.

Dude, you want to hear something even crazier? The very first recording that Isaac showed up in that was blurred was when we did a Christmas Secret Santa video and Isaac got a ninja, a ninja hair thing and then like two swords from Chewy or something like that. Aw. Yeah. I forget what I got everybody.

I didn't get you anything. Yeah. I remember we did a Secret Santa. We did a Secret Sienna one time. Can we do that again this year? Yeah. I want to get yummy. something awesome.

We were going to do it. We were going to do it, but we had too many banger Christmas ideas to do them all before like March. That's because we got our shit together. Yeah, we got our, wait, that was when Yummy moved in. And I just gave like eight video. I was so excited. I got like eight video ideas for December.

We did like two of them. And then we were in my eight for like half a year. And then we like limboed through. Yeah, we came back to did an anime convention left for four more months. Okay, wait. I know that we said we wanted to wait until drunk, but I think we should double up because it was fun. And also, Tainer's here, so it's going to be funny.

Wait, what we're doing? Trying to do the compliment thing. No, I can't, no, please. There's now another, there's a whole other person. No, just have Tanner do it. Only Tanner, because he has out last week. That's true. We have to do the compliments because my dad said,

he watched the episode when I wasn't there. He's like, hey, hey, son, I watched the podcast when you weren't in. They argue quite a bit. Do they actually, like, not like each other? He was like, generally worried. I'm sure many other people got the same impression. I was like, no, they just do that. How about we do this?

How about we all give Tanner a compliment first? So we can let him give some time to think of all of us. And then he gets a compliment. But we don't all do each other. Only Tanner. Only Tanner. That's it. Oh, okay.

No. We have to give everybody a compliment. We have to give Tanner a compliment because we never gave him one. But then Tanner has to. I know, I know. I was gone for like two weeks. Yeah. I'm just saying only, like, it only revolves around Tanner is what I'm saying.

I'm saying. By the way, you make it only revolver on grunk. Can it be simple? Yes. Because my head hurts. So I get a go to you. Head headache is, that's the sign of the carbon monoxide. Are we going to die?

Wait, I actually feel like to see for a second. Oh my God. It's because of the heat. It's because of the heat. What? It's not carbon. Oh my God. Larry's dying.

No! I like that really soft and gentle fall and not the one where he is. All right. I'm going back to Alfonso. Dude, I. Where does he go? Let's go to heaven. Go ahead. Larry, you go ahead.

I got to say that Tanner is the easiest person to click with. I think... I think Tanner always matches the energy pretty well. And I know I've seen him talk to people. He doesn't know and he would just click instantly. He matches the fucking energy really well. I can like... Why didn't you...

Bro, you're so mean, bro. You're mean. It took him like half a second to think of that one. The last podcast, Larry's compliment for me was like, You my day one. You want to fight. You got a big weiner, yummy, yummy. And then for Taney, you're the easiest person to click with.

And I really appreciate the nicest thing I've ever heard of. That's true. He did say that about. All right. You got a big wiener. Yeah, I did say that. You got a big ween. You got a big dig.

All right. You side. Um. Tanner, you know how to have fun. You're a party. animal. No,

Tana knows how to have a good time. He can have fun. I can turn it on. I can have a little fun time. He can turn it on. He turned it on real quick. Yeah, boy. What's so funny there?

What? You're a part. Say something nice. You're a party animal. It's like at the funeral. You know, when I thought of Tanner, he was just, You know what I mean? Like, any time I talk to Tanner,

we're just, blah. This fan was like, fucking terrified. You're all crying? They're like, Isaac, you're next. Is it my turn?

Yeah. Okay, I want to try. I have a huge, okay, hold on. I have to. I can go if you want.

Yeah, hold on. I didn't. I'll go. I'll go. I will say this about Tanner. And this is, I mean this in a really,

really good way. Tanner is harmless. What I mean by that is that there's, what I mean, What I mean by that is that his intentions for things are only good and that there's not a, like, in his body, there's not an evil bone in his body. Like, he only means well. He's not, he's not malice. You know what I'm saying?

Like, he's only, like, a good person. Like, when you think, when I think of Tanner, I think wholesome and, like, just easygoing. Like, doesn't want to step on anybody's toes. Doesn't mean any harm, shit like that. So that's what I mean by I say harmless. Because he's like, he doesn't intend or ever want to, like, mess with anybody. Like he just wants to like just have good vibes That's what I think of a potato bug

When I think of Tanner I think of him as like a wizard 101 pit He just kind of he falls you around He just is there from a motion That's not even a compliment That was the war You just described Tenors like that fucking

Let you know Zoda Hey mister Hey man Like that thing that falls you around Tender's like the fucking leets Yeah Yeah It's like below me

And I like bought him and purchased him And he He does that's like a dog I got like a Minecraft all you can pull him and I can pull him around. If you want to follow you around it follows you around everywhere.

There's not like compliment. I was adding on to the fact that you said he was harmless. It was like the first thing I thought of was like a little wizard one on one pet. Like a little owl. Somehow you had time to think about it and you still had a shittier compliment

than Larry. That was not my compliment. That was my fucking owls. I was no one going to say about him being harmless. I think you're hung in the pants apart. I think you're such. Piping all the time because your massive we're my day one man you might a big weiner and you're mad funny

Go ahead I said I said compliment I'm waiting he used all that to kill time so I can think of it No, he's still killing time come on he is he's all right give him a second give him a second he maybe right Tanner you're also you're also a good streamer and you're engaging oh yeah true that's I just doubled up I just doubled up that's one of the best streamers I've ever seen scene. Can I fucking go now? Can you guys let you go? Yes, we're waiting on you. All right. Tanner, I like your ability to always be ready to go.

You have to go-getter guys. That's the same what you said to Larry. No, Larry's, Larry's, I, Larry's, I remember Larry's compliment was that he was always like, yes. Larry, you're always ready. I can call you. He wakes up. You do for me what I want you to do.

You're a good. There's a reason that Tanner and Larry clicks on. Isaac, I just watched the TikTok clips on to on like of us and stuff like that. And your compliment was right there. I just watched it last night where you complimented Larry. And you were like, Larry, I'll calm up. And he was like just sleeping. I'm like, want to play overwatch?

And he's like, yeah. And then he always like, why do you do that to him? Remember that? Huh? Remember that entire conversation for the last podcast? Your compliment saying he was always readily there to do anything. Am I just saying stupid shit? What the fuck?

No, you're saying verbatim. It's real. Yeah. I'm just looking at my beard. Are you a weird, bro? I got a weird beard. I got a weird beard. Look.

He's basically just said that. Go ahead. I think the same thing about Tanner because he is always ready to the fucking go. That just sounds like self-serving. That doesn't even sound like a compliment. No, I mean, if I'm, if I call Tanner up and I ask him like, you know, when I call Larry up and I say, Hey, Larry, you want to play. So are you calling him like, like selfless?

Like, he'll, like, he'll make him like he'll make him. That's a better way to word it. Yeah, instead of seeing him, like, when I need him, he's always, like, responsive. And when I, like, I try to do anything. He'll do it. That is not, like, that's just a, all right. All right, hold on. Better man.

Let Isaac, try again. All right, Isaac, you try again. Go ahead. Larry and Tanner are very similar in personality, dude. Okay. Talk about Tanner, though. Are you fucking done? Are you done giggling over there?

Just one more for Tanner. One more. You can double up as well. Fucking shit. Isaac, if you called me to play Overwatch, I would get up. Impossible this year. You guys are fucking impossible. Dude.

Tanner. Yeah, yeah. You're very similar to Larry, and I appreciate you both. I'm gone. I'm leaving. No, we got a fucking time stamp. We got a time stamp. I can't bring me up with Larry.

Oh, all right, Tanner. You and Lair are the same person to me. I have to say Larry's name that whole time. I know. He can make it for me. I don't know why. Let me start over. Dude, I had...

You and Larry... Dude, I had a whole drink in my mouth. I just, like, I choked on the whole thing. Oh, my God. Look, hold on. Oh, my God. I spit it all on my chick-fil-a bag. Oh, my God.

Was it on video? Did you... No, I stepped out of frame, dude. I started dying. Oh, fuck. Can we just keep all this in, please? Yeah, yeah, we can. Expressing yourself can sometimes be hard.

It is hard. We did make it any easier for him, but like we told him what not is saying. He kept saying it. Don't say Larry. All right. You learn. That hurts so bad. Oh, my God.

Yeah, no, I did mean that, by the way, Tanner, that you are definitely one of, if not the most entertaining streamer I've seen. I mean, I don't really watch a lot of streamer. but if there was one that I would watch, it would be you. Oh my God. That's too nice. Yeah, the energy is. It's between you and Larry,

and Larry's streams are more like far out there. Larry's, I always go on there and wear for a surprise, Larry. I'm always like, what's Larry doing? And he's like a performance. More than anything. I do, I do performance art. You do. You'd be playing like an IQ test with a mustache

and it'd be like his fish eye lens. Yeah, I don't know, dude. Like the camera angles. Larry like pulls out of his ass or like the fucking what you call it the Roblox games that you play and then you I remember the first stream I saw where it's like the guy dunking like the gift real fast like the dunking shit was so funny to me at the time but I just remember coming home one day and just hearing oh oh oh oh oh and you're just yelling in your room the entire time oh I was having them up dude they're dancing they're going crazy bro is just playing some roadblocks

All right. Is he not coming back? I don't know. He's probably taking a poop or some. Let's just keep going. Yeah, it's okay. Anyway. The Tater's turn to compliment all of us, including Isaac, who isn't here right now. I've got to dish out some compliments.

All right, all right. I got to put my glasses on. It's like my little mask. What? Sorry, I'm not putting Alfonso on. These are just my glasses. Okay. Is it your eyes?

Yeah, Tanner has to compliment. It's not Alfonso. All right. Larry, Larry Croft, Larry Crotch. you are, I get a lot of inspiration from you because you are, you know who you are a lot, you know how to take care of yourself, you do a lot of beauty products, you look good all the time. So that gives me inspiration to, hey, I'm going to wash my face today. I'm going to try and look presentable because Larry is always beautiful every single day.

So you got a lot of discipline there too. Thank you, thank you. That's sweet. That's sweet. That's great to think about, dude, because like that is really like being a part, like being around certain people, you get to become, like, part of them low-key. You know what I mean?

Like, you get a piece of people, and that's something to be observant of. Like, Yummy's work ethic is one, right? I was just always fucking true, bro. Yeah, he's always driving. I was, like, damn, he didn't, he just uploaded, like, good, man. Dude, I was looking at his stories one time,

and it was like, new Yomi video, and then I looked like an hour later, like, new two Yomi video. I'm like, holy stuff. And then it makes me, I'm like, all right, I got to, like, dude, at least. I'm like, yummy. Yummy fans are eating good, bro.

They eat so good. They're all true. Yeah. Very true. Anyway, go ahead. Sorry. I mean, yeah, Yomi's work ethic is absolutely absurd. And I try and at least do a little bit.

That's why I was at home. I was thinking about what I could do. And I made a little stream schedule. I made a day dedicated for YouTube videos. And I was like, yeah, Yomi would probably do like seven days a week if he could. But I'm going to start off with it. Yeah, his work ethic is fucking crazy. Nick?

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, of course. Nick, you don't take shit from nobody. You don't, you value, like, the respect of you a lot, but you're not afraid to let the guard down and show a little compassion, like beauty, like beautiful soul, right? Yep.

And you're super easy to get along with, and you just know who you are too. So you're like, I know my value, but I can still be a perfect person. Yeah. And if that can leak into you a little bit or anyone else, you know, like, I don't know. It's just one of those things you get screwed over so much. You don't want to see people get screwed over. over two. Yeah.

There's one thing I want to say about Nick. It's like when it comes to like the quote unquote like lifestyle of what you would see a successful person as, Nick fits that lifestyle. Like he's in the gym consistently. He wakes up early in the gym consistently. He eats healthy consistently. He doesn't like overtake caffeine or do drugs or drink or anything like that. He's like on his shit. And he keeps like horrible.

He keeps like horrible. I was going to say like all of those like horrible where it's like, Alpha grind set, whatever, do this. And you will be successful. Nick is just doing all those, but that's just like him. He just does it naturally. He doesn't like, in the way you should be doing it. He's always in his own world.

He's always doing shit. Thank you. I appreciate that from every one of you guys. I'm not going to lie. Because like, you know, I feel like sometimes it's easy for like everyone around you to not want to compliment people or each other. Because like you look at someone that could be doing something really good or that it's their norm.

and you just naturally think maybe they're just, they already know that they do it. So maybe you just don't want to compliment them. But I mean, like, I look at Yummy and I see that he works really hard. So it's not something that I'm going to sit there and say, you work really hard because I already think that he knows it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Like with Larry, too, Larry takes care of his looks. I'm not going to sit there and say, yo, bro, you take care of your looks, good for you. I already kind of think that, if I'm being honest. You know what I'm saying? Like Tanner, Tanner's a really, really entertaining streamer. And I sit there and I'm like, I don't have to tell this guy that because I think that he already knows it.

But sometimes it's, I think it's personally important to tell some people that, you know. Hearing it. And then like, it's like so different. Especially when you're in the heat of the moment doing the stuff. Like I can imagine Yomi uploading a lot. And it's kind of like, like, I'd imagine that you might forget that, you know, you haven't heard somebody tell you, you've been working really hard and shit like that. After, you know, just thinking about what's the next upload? When's the next thing?

I got to look at this. I got to look at that. Especially from like your friends and people you respect and stuff like that. Yeah. And we all live together, you know, like it does go a long way to hear that. You know, we all jokingly make fun of each other all the time, but I'm not going to lie. Sometimes jokingly making fun of each other all the time with not a lot of maybe positive reinforcement. You can start to believe that joking shit, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. You hear you're fat enough times, even though the person's joking. You start to think you're fat. I'm not kidding, man. That's real. No, that's real. That's real. Yeah, you know, like, even in relationships or whatever.

but I do appreciate you guys. I know we're talking with Tanner, but I appreciate the compliment. Yummy, especially, you know. You had said a lot of things in that brief second, so appreciate it. Worse. All right, Tanner, you got to compliment Isaac. I know he's not here to say thank you.

Oh, all right. You will hear this in the podcast. Isaac, all right, this is real. Isaac is like a family man. All right, he's a family man. Probably he likes to take care of people. Like, he's always buying drinks for the entire house.

He's buying, he just bought like a bunch of fucking batteries. He's always making sure he's just like, he reminds me of like an older brother like a dad. He'll like, he'll daddy up on you, but probably in the good of his heart. But he gives off in like in an arrogant way maybe. But he still appreciates like what we do and stuff. So he shows it by buying us like a bunch of drinks and like a bunch of stuff for the house all the time. I think we said that last podcast. I think that was one of the compliments we gave him last part.

Yes, something similar. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

thing. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Like, he's always looking out for, like, the little guy no matter what. Yeah, I think he'll always reach his arm out for the little. Yeah, that's what you said. Because he doesn't really, like, talk about it. He just does it and he doesn't even care.

Yeah. It's just in him. When you, when you have, like, a bunch of younger siblings or, like, if you grow up with siblings, whatever, I feel like it's kind of just burned in you. So, like, I only had an older sibling, so that's not burned in me. Because it was kind of like a, my sister was so much older than me. I felt like I was raised by myself in a way. So it's like a fight,

for yourself mindset in a way. I had four older siblings. So I was constantly, like, and they're all 10 years older than me. So I was constantly like the little baby, just like walking around following people. Yeah, yeah. And like, Isaac's the oldest sibling. So he was taking care of, even on the, like, when he was leaving, you know. Yeah, it was still.

And dude, from everything I've heard and there's like obviously like a bunch of memes, it's like a stereotype at this point. But even in my own personal family, like the older sibling gets treated so much worse than the younger one, like so much worse. Because the parents are. They go through like a test course. They want to make sure they are the guinea pig. Yeah, there's a guinea pig.

And I was like spoiled as fuck. I was spoiled little baby because all the other ones were like done and everything. So they just gave me like anything. I was like, okay. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I feel bad for first kids. Yeah.

And then also middle kids. Because the middle kids always get overlooked. Yeah, they get forgotten. If there's three or three or more or whatever. I remember when I was a kid, my, my sister made a social media account. And then she got into like some online beef with a girl in like eighth grade or seventh grade or something. And my mom tore her to shreds. And I just remember giggling in the room over because I was always playing Xbox like late at night.

And my mom would like wait. I'd be playing like at like midnight, right? And you know, playing Xbox at like in fifth or sixth grade at like midnight is really not good. Like you need to be in bed, have a bedtime. And she would just like turn off the light and like tell me, go to bed soon, go to bed soon. but my sister always got yelled at. She was like, like she got disciplined so much more, like worse than me.

It's wild, dude. Parents don't even notice it when they do it. They're just things that are doing it right because it's like they're older and they should be behaving in a different way. Even though, even if the age gap is like not that much, they still would treat the older sibling as like, you know what else is crazy to think about

is like the oldest sibling having nothing, like no sort of guide or. help or anything from watching somebody else the way that they act. So they're constantly getting in trouble and having to learn only by punishment. But the younger sibling gets to watch and mimic the older one who's doing the right thing. So they avoid like a lot of punishment just by literally copying what their older sibling is doing, which is the right thing. Taking lessons.

That's for sure. Like I. And then subconsciously, not even actually trying to. Just wanting to be like your older sibling, but by doing that, you're like staying out of trouble. Yeah. Yeah, I was never on like in social media stuff like I really did like my sister was the one who got me to get social media at like a really, really young age. Like I had Snapchat in 2012, you know, I was 13. Oh my God.

I was 13. That was the first year that Snapchat was released. Like remember on Snapchat you were able to see like people's top three best friends and stuff? That's how we, that's how far back I used to have it. Right. So she was the one who got me to have that. I had like a new brand new like number. like I had the iPod fourth gen,

she was the one who got me to have one of those like free numbers on, on the thing or whatever. So, and then she would get yelled at for stuff and then I would immediately delete shit on my fucking iPod. Yeah, once you hear that. Yeah. Dude,

I got Snapchat in 2016 and Twitter in 2018. Oh, my goodness. I'm like a new baby on the internet. Yeah. I didn't have a computer until almost 2019, or 2018 at least. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah. I had to borrow my. My, somebody's boyfriend's computer. See, they just, somebody's boyfriend. Don't lie. That's not, no, no, no, no. Don't be embarrassed.

Somebody's boyfriend. His name, Ryan. I think that was Tanner talking, but I, I don't know. It was like a big green computer. It was fucking, I did every time I would go to a party and they would have a computer, I would ask if I could use it. And then I'll play a bunch of, like, browser games.

And, like, just watch a bunch of, like, YouTube. And then I'll show them my cousins. Like if it was my computer, like, I'd be seen this video. And I like show them and like, I never had a computer until like, until I entered high school and then I needed it for my class. But yeah, I'm in the, but I wasn't late on it only because like I would keep up with, with what my friends would tell me and like all the shit they would show me and whatnot.

Dude, I got really, really lucky. So I got a computer my first one when I was 17, 2017. And I always think that, like, I've told my mom this multiple times, because I think it's like a nice thing to say to her, plus it's actually true. So when she got me a cyberpower PC pre-built, and it was, it was $750. And she had it on like a payment plan over a year. So it was like basically paying like rent to this fucking computer. Like, yeah.

And I always tell her that like she made a $750 investment into a business. and it like boomed. Like it just returns so much more. So I always feel like I owe her just a little bit because literally without her getting that computer, none of this, not even a little bit of it ever would have happened. So it's really insane to think about like just by the chance of getting a computer. That's true though.

You're right. You're right. It's like an investment. It's a big investment. So believe in your kids whenever you have kids, believe in their dreams. A lot of people, dude, a lot of parents. And it's, I mean, it's understandable. I guess from, I mean, I'm not a parent, so I can't really fully grasp.

but like it's understandable to be driven by fear. I think a lot of parents are driven by the fear of like the kids doing something bad because it's so, it is really easy to fuck up really badly on the internet and fuck yourself over if you're not like, you know, like I'm very glad that I wasn't too much of an idiot online and I at least kind of knew what I was doing and not like getting into, you know. I mean, of course when I was really young, I would like fall for the fucking Clash or Clans Free Jem shit.

I didn't accidentally give them my email and then I'll get spammed email by like a bunch of random ass companies and shit like that. But like, you know, it's a... It can be really worth for a lot of parents, like just investing in your kids, even though you're really scared. At the very least, I mean, you could supervise somewhat,

just not entirely hover over them with it. Dude, and there's a lot of subtle and very small ways to, like, really encourage your kids to do things. So, like, something I didn't even realize that my mom did for my sister when she was going through college and she kept switching her major like a lot of people that go to college

that don't know what they want to do end up doing. Every time she switched her major she would buy her something to encourage her to pursue that major and care about it. Like whenever she wanted to do physical therapy or whatever,

she bought her like the anatomy skeleton with like a little booklet or whatever that showed like body parts and diagrams of shit. Yeah. Just like small things like that. That's sweet. Yeah.

I was like a little ADHD kid so I was always like wanting a new thing. to try. And my mom, she bought me like a long board. Not a lawn board. A long board.

She bought me a guitar. Yeah. I get to work. But yeah, I got a long board. I started doing that. But like the thing about me is I get, I quit within like a month maybe because I get bored of it because my mind's like, I want to do something else.

And then she buys me a guitar. I play guitar for like two months. And I'm like, all right, I'm done. And then I just want to do something else. So, yeah. She supports me for sure. It's no matter what I do. Fun things.

I was on a skateboarding for a while. That's how I broke my left arm. I don't know if I said that on the podcast or not. Yeah. I think you have. I think you did. Because I think we talked about you working out one time and you were saying that you can't work out properly or something like that.

No, it's like, dude, it's weird. I don't know. Oh, you know what's fucked up? My bone didn't set properly. What's up? This is real. Grunk's not here, but if it wasn't for a grunk,

I don't think I would have met any single one of you guys. Because I met grunk first. And then he invited me to a server. And then he DM'd you guys if you wanted to be on a Minecraft server. I remember the day that I got reached out to. I was in, I was in L.A. It was back in 2020 and grunk DM me. He said, hey, man, I like your videos.

You want to join this server. Yeah. I think it was on Twitter. Go ahead. And funny enough, I watched your Discord Jeopardy video. I was like, hey, this is pretty funny. And then I just like, I forgot about it. And then like, oh, yeah, I invited Soft Willy and Isaac to the server.

I was like, oh, shit, okay. Oh, my God, dude. That's wild. It's so crazy to think, like, that, I've been out of Discord content for so long. I sometimes forget that I was even in it, like in the first place. It's been a while. Yeah, it's very much been.

I keep forgetting, like, the Discord Jeopardy stuff and the fifth grader, are you smart than a fifth grader videos? And, like, I think of, like, the music stuff. I don't even think of all that stuff all the way back then, dude. Oh, my God. Those seem fun, though. Like, I would want to record those even if they didn't get posted or something. I would do those, too.

I would do like anything. I'm, like, obsessed with recording. I was like my favorite part of Dude, I love recording the other drawing ones We used to do where we draw some random shit And then we show to each other Yeah You could do like a second channel

And just do like that kind of shit too Yeah I was I was thinking about doing stuff like that You know because I really want the main channel Just state of music from now on But to touch upon what Yummy was just saying Yummy you're like a you're like a Jimmy No 2.0 Mr. Beast 2.0 there

You're gonna do you are I love record like even if it's not my video like I'll never be like it's never my video whatever I just love being in people's videos I always have like if I could record every day I would it's just something I really really like doing and I think that's why I've played with the goons so much I think that's why I've played with a lot of people so much

because I usually don't say no I try to I try my best to say yes to everything Right Do you want to join me for a video after this? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? What are we doing? Dude you while I was gone you have like 29

knives now. All right. That's like unheard of. That's like not real. I think. You have like $10,000 worth of. Are you positive? Like, are you net positive? No. You know, you never, you never, unless, unless you get super fucking lucky with cases, you're not going to get net positive. I don't think so. Sometimes knives go for like a hundred bucks. Yeah. I, I, so are you just going to hold? Yeah, I'm going to hold on to them. I'm going to wait for CS2 to come out and see if they go up in value. Um, but I think like I have some sentimental value to at least one of the knives. It's a, I opened a nice knife in the game and I was like, you know what, I'll hold on to this. Because it's actually a pretty good pull.

You know, it was a $1,400 knife. So, yeah. But aside from that, like, I've definitely strayed away again. I don't want to. I just want to play the game for what it is. But I've been playing counterstrike since I was 13. Ever since I built my first computer, it was immediately to counterstrike. So.

Dude, what is like, I thought back about it a lot. Like, did you build your computer yourself when you were 13? Yeah. So, like, a lot of help. All right. So I started on Xbox 360. Well, not started, started, but like my first major console was Xbox 360, right? So before that, it was like I had PlayStation 2 and GameCube.

Before that I had DSs and like Game Boys and stuff like that. So when I got my Xbox 360, I think I played on that. I played on, I think I got that in like third grade or something, fourth grade. You know, actually when I got it, it was a year. It was the year that Modern Warfare 2 dropped because I asked my mom if she could ask the guy game stop if that game would turn me into a like a shooter like someone that would kill people because I was scared that violent games would make me violent remember at the time that was a big thing going on there in um in uh social work field they were pushing that super heavily they were

trying to get that passion into the DSM 5 as like a thing that could be like a mental health illness like addiction to video games the sense of violence and like making you like a cycle case such a scapegoat like yeah Yeah. Really ridiculous. So I remember getting that, getting Modern Warfare 2. My mom was like, no, he said it will be fine. You'll be okay.

I remember playing that game for a long time. And then I bought my first MacBook. That was probably in like eighth grade or something like that. I think it was seventh grade or eighth grade. That's when it was seventh grade now that I think about it. Because I would make YouTube videos. I would record with my Elgado. I would play GTA.

I would do like GTA MTV cribs and shit like that. I would like walk. I would like, I would walk. Wait, did you find like interiors that were like not accessible normally? Yeah. I would, no, I would just walk outside of houses and pretend that this is my house and I just never enter the house. I would just talk. Welcome to my crib.

Can't go inside, though. And then I usually have a crate in the backyard. That's it. I used to have a friend. I actually remember, you know, the very first, like major, um, hotel, like the biggest, um, hotel at the time that you get. It was like right outside of Michael's house. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you're looking directly at that building, to the left, there's a house where you can go in and you push the gates open. Yeah, but it was flings you. Yeah. He used to fling you. That's the house that I used to pretend was like my MTV Cripps House I would give a tour of. And then my friend would come in and destroy everything and I'd like yell and whatever. But long story short, I built my first computer with my friends in 2013.

And I remember my dad bought all the parts for me, but I had to work it back. So he made, I had to pay back the entire computer basically. So I built everything And from that point forth I continued playing PC games There's actually on my Steam account there's actually a review Isaac are you good

Yeah dude I'm great Are you still recording? I don't want to talk to either of you Okay I gave you such a good compliment when you left Yeah you didn't hear you I know I would have given you a really good one but I had number one and number two over here Jumping at my neck with laughter Dude all I didn't laugh It was the comedy hour over at the funny club

Funny Club Can I finish my statement real fast about Gary's mod? Yeah, go ahead. You're so mad. You're so mad. You're so mad. Why are you so mad? Are you recording my? Okay.

Just say, come on, dude. Come on. Okay. All right. Well, the game before a Counterstrike that I would play was Gary's mod. And I remember playing Gary's mod on a Mac. And playing any game on a Mac was so bad. You'd get something called Colonel Errs.

And I would always get Colonel Errors on Minecraft. You'd get like, you know what you're talking about. No, that, in Gary's mom? Or was it like the big giant red error? I couldn't even play Gary's mom because of all that shit all over the street. I literally uninstalled it to me. I was like, I was like, dude, I was actually probably like 17. I had no idea what the fuck was going on.

I was trying to play prop on. And then my props were always like a big error sign. I was like, oh. It's either error or like the purple and black. Isn't it like a, it's like a, what is it? You need CS files or something. Yeah, it's because it's missing textures and it uses textures from other games. Like CSGO.

Is it similar to like Roblox? Like we're just, it's like an engine? No. It runs off of, it runs off of an engine. But you still need, it takes other packs. It goes into the game files and pulls packs. They have like, like half life. They're allowed to do that legally and shit.

Yeah, yeah. They're both owned by that. Well, face punch. Yeah, but so in on December. Because Gary's mod used to be a fan game. It wasn't like an official game. It was a fan game that was using. You made money from the game, right?

Yeah, it was bought. It was bought out by Valve. Well, how would they make money in the first place? Like, because it's a free game, right? Was it a mod, maybe? I don't know if it was a mod. It was a mod. It was using sources.

Gary's mod, dude. Gary's Mod, it makes the most sense. But it was using sources from other games. It was using textures and shit from source games. That's why it didn't, it didn't, they never made their own. Like, Gary's mod never made its own shit. It was making, like, originally it wasn't making it. Do you know how they made money?

I don't remember. that. Here in December 27th, 2013, I wrote a review for Gary's mod and said, I cannot play on it. I know I play on a Mac and it is terrible, but I can't help it. I can get past the loading screen, but I can't

choose what game mode I want to do. It is not working or loading help. And I left a review thinking that that was support and no one never got back to me. I didn't know what I was doing at the time. It was only 14, man. So then I remember using

a laptop. It was an old, my mom had a laptop for work and it was like a 2006 like Dell laptop and I tried to play CSGO, but I ended up just searching up like every video like how do I make my game run faster? How do I get 60? Oh my God. So I turned down all the quality. It was like to the lowest

it could possibly go and it was like pixelated and I was playing. I think I ruined my sister's old laptop with Minecraft mods. I probably got like 48 viruses on the thing dude. It is, it was like from 2008. It was Dell laptop and you'd boot it up and it'd go like and it would just do that the whole time that it stayed on

it was so late. Yeah, I used to fall for a lot of those. Whenever you would download Minecraft mods you would have you know how like websites would do the thing where like it gives you a fake download now button? It's like an ad I would fall for those all the time. I'm like where the fuck is a mod? I don't see this shit. I downloaded some random ass like browser thing. My Google Chrome looked so bad because that all the all the attachments your Google Chrome would like pick up. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Dude, I had like a

I had like 20 search bars and it had like fucking like all these like random ass apps and shit. Like it was so bad. The one that was the worst with that was there was this website I remember from when I was a kid. It had like a yellow bee with like a little trail. And I don't know every single time. It's like the most popular one was like media fire. And then this one, I think it was called ad fly or something. Mm-hmm.

But dude, that was like so many viruses on that. You're talking about when you go and download something and it leads you to a site and then you have to wait five seconds. Right? for the download to pop up like, like lower or something. It wasn't, yeah. And then it would also be like barely visible. It would be like. Yeah, it was like a hyperlink text.

It wasn't like a big download now. And they had like a virus here and the virus here. And then like the actual download here. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, but I got you paid, dude. People that used adfly links way back in the day got like actual. Hell of money.

Yeah. I remember an old friend back in like 2014, 2015, told me that he was doing it. He was making really, really good money. I mean, for a 15-16-year-old, making like $4,000 a month. That's fucked up. Yeah. He ended up turning into someone that would, like, get, like, bots and, like, buy.

He'd, like, scalp stuff, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. They make good money. Yeah. If you have the boss for it. That was a huge problem in 2018 because they had no moderation over it yet. And, oh, my God, you couldn't buy anything legitimately. Like, it was insane.

Nothing. He was Autobot. Yeah. It was Autobot versus Decepticon and human hand. Nice, yummy. That was bangor. So, Isaac, what did you do in the time that you left to now? Were you just sitting there? Do you poop? Because I said you were pooping.

Oh, I laid in my bed on my phone. I did nothing. I did absolutely fucking nothing. And then you saw we were still in here and you were like, okay, maybe I should finish it out. No, I just didn't want to take a, I didn't want to have this to be my first podcast I missed. So I joined back just to make sure I got an Amazon delivery. You got minus 0.35 points for me. Yeah, minus 0.35. At all.

I think it takes a group vote and I say I. I. Oh, wow. Look, dumb and dumber agree. That's not. That's actually crazy. You guys can go from arguing

into a Discord call for 40 minutes to... We were flirting with each other and being nice. We were actually like that... It was, yeah, it was pretty sweet. There's a lot of compliments. That's great, guys. We can name this episode a very positive episode. Yeah, let's name our most wholesome podcast ever.

Let's name it Isaac Ragequake question. Isaac. That ass. Actually, Isaac Rage quit the podcast. Isaac left the podcast. That's a good one. That is good. That's easy.

That's what he fucking did. Why do you eat the podcast? Talk about your feelings. I had to fucking leave because I couldn't say eight words without you guys be like. Because we told you how to compliment Tanner the right way without bringing Larry into it and you did it three times. You guys not understand like prolog like prelog like something that sets up a compliment. Something that sets up a story. Like the explanation beforehand.

All right. Should we let him? All right. I want to hear like the whole thing. Without any interruptions. Okay, no interruption. No interrupting, no interruptions at all. Nothing.

No smirks, no laughs. No, that's not going to be the case. I won't say anything. I can hear you, dude, turn on your camera. Please turn on. I don't have a camera. I don't have a camera. And second of all, I won't say anything.

I'm just going to sit here with my arms crossed. I'm going to wait for the conversation to finish. Larry will say when the conversation is done so I can interject and talk. Can I say the forbidden words that made you guys cackle eight times? You can say. You can say. Yeah. All right, fine.

I was saying Larry and Tanner are very similar in nature, and that's why I said a similar compliment, but you didn't let me finish. Tanner, I can appreciate your attitude when you're always ready to go. And I like how you stepping into a room, the mood lightens. You have this very weird nature that comes along.

It's like an aura where everything, everything you do, is like a little smiley butterfly. You're like spreading positivity without even meaning to do it. And the billion-dollar smile you you wear with that attitude pairs together perfectly. Conversations over.

You wrote that. I was going to say you were dead at. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. I'm the voter. That was a beautiful compliment.

He said aura, bro. He had to lay down and think about that. Stop. Damn. Stop. Why is still going? I want to TikTok and I watch the fucking, I watch how to like cook souffle, dude. Yeah, you got one of those.

It's a tagged a person that you love. And then you'd swipe three times. It's like a poem book. Yeah, you got me fucked up. It's a poem book. Dude, I love food Instagram videos. Oh, yeah. I watch those a lot.

They're so good. All right, Isaac. The people who make. Wow. No. Thank you. I could have said the first time. I personally think you were, I personally think you had to sit there and think about it for a second

because I think you were flustered. But you know what? it's not my business. Also, can you turn to basketball game off? It's distracting me. I saw LeBron and about the head of dunk. Yeah, I saw LeBron. This entire podcast is going to get taken down.

Wait, they can't detect that. Dude, you know what you? You don't know that. You know what's crazy, Isaac? No, wait. Now, Isaac already saw it. My door to ask his name was LeBron today. No way.

Yeah, it was. That's fucking 7.11, dude. He brought something from 7-11. He got kicked out of the playoffs and now he's working at 7-11. Yeah, he has to get a job. He's sad. We can have a preset on exactly where I'm at in the camera, just zooming in every, like,

It's really close to my face. Oh, yeah. I think that would be fine. Or we could just... Like one of those, like, episodes where, like, they'll zoom into the electric cartoon for like a few seconds. Zoom back out.

Zoom back in. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck is happening? Yeah, I used to watch Family Guy on YouTube. And they were like, dude, I'm like, is this really how they watch it? Like, why do people enjoy this shit?

This is ass. It was so weird. I'm like, what? Yeah, it was like... But I, okay, by the way, speaking of the, speaking of the Instagram food shit, I used to watch this guy who would make...

It wasn't, it was like, it was like pet food. It would make like really crazy pet food. It would be like a, it would be like a fish's heart and then it'll be like a fucking other, like it'll be really really exotic. Oh yeah, like an alligator taint or something.

Yes, yes, yes. It'll be like exotic ass food. And then it was like the cutest dog in the world. And it would just be like eating them all. Yeah, it would be like a brain. Like an actual brain. And you'll mix it in. Two can nuts egg and a brain.

A big heart and a brain. A monkey spa. And like a monkey's paw. And like a monkey's paw. and like a dog just love it man they'll eat anything dude how expensive is that dude just for one serving if you got if you got water and a blender and a leather belt and you ground that shit up and made a smoothie and put it in dog ball

they eat the whole thing and they would die we got a you sandal life fixture and then like I don't know a couple of pills like out of the blue some batteries some battery acid dogs they puke up shit and then they eat it like they would eat anything on earth dude I saw my dog eat peeves like drink his own pee. I watched my dog shit out of fucking wash rag. I don't know how he didn't die. It was red,

a wed wash cloth. And his shit was like this long. It just kept going. It literally. Hicked it up and touched it? Where's Larry going? He's probably puking. Listen, he was sickly. He was sickly. He shouldn't have eaten that. You're a nasty person.

Monoxide dudes get into me. Wait, what? Are he screwed? Here's another thing that happened. I gave, I was grilling chicken one. time and I was grilling it up. I was in high school and I was like, that's like the last time you cooked food for yourself.

That ain't true, bro. And then one of the chicken, one of the chicken strips fell through the grate in the charcoal and I was like, damn it. And then I was like, I grabbed it and I was like, I wasn't even thinking. I was just like, here's chef. I was named my German Shepherd in high school. I was like, here, chef, here you go. He's just one bite just gone down his gullet.

And then he just goes, blah. He throws up because the chicken was like 300 degrees. I didn't even think about it. Oh my God. It was like on fire still in your fat. Have you said? I was like, what's the dog's name?

I'm sorry. What's the dog's name that ate that burrito in like half a second? Ate brino a second. Bubba. Is I here, Bubba? Yeah. Gone.

Yeah, gone. Yeah, gone. Good boy, Bubba. Yeah. I think the title is like dog eats Taco Bell burrito and yeah,

it's like just like half a second. Yeah, that's a good fucking video. Oh, yeah, in one second. In one second. Good boy, Bubba. As soon as the end of the mouth, it was just gone digested. I really hope Bubba's doing okay. Is it Bubba?

Larry, can you confirm? It is. Bubba. Yeah, it is Bubba. This is Bubba. Boy, Bubba. Here you go, Bubba. This is a bean burrito.

I wonder how he, oh, and this is a bean burrito from Taco Bell. I wonder how he learned that his dog could do that in the first place. How many bean burritos do you have to eat? I think if you have to eat. feed dogs just anything they eat it really fast. But he tried it with a burrito once and he did it like surprisingly fast. Is that Anthony Davis?

That was LeBron and Anthony Davis. That's fucking sweet. It's a close game guys. I can't think of Anthony Davis without I think of that one video man. Oh, in the locker room I do. It's a fucking engraved my mind. Yeah. Yeah. Naked butt slapped with the That's a crazy. That's how I actually, that's how I imagine

like, you know, the fucking lockers are. That's how all locker rooms are. I mean. I got a question. When you used to play basketball, would anyone, like, do that thing with the tower? They, like, whip it and then, like, hit your butt with it. First of all, we didn't have showers, so we didn't do that. We didn't share showers or anything.

Second of all, no. I can say that for me, yes. We all did have shared showers. It's because he went to a school for gay people. What? Okay, my school takes the cake. Did you go to private school? Did you know showers in private school?

No, I wonder. All right, Tanner. What's going on? Wait, I want to hear Tanner. I think I've said this before, but, dude, holy crap. We had a weird fucking kid in our class. And after PD, we would go in the locker room and he would take his penis out. And he would just start like helicoptering it.

Yes, that's exactly what happened in mine. He's calling it right now. And you know what? He actually got in trouble because one time, I don't know what went through his head. He went to like some random, he didn't even know this kid. He took his penis out and slapped it right on his forehead and he started crying. and now he's like a registered sex offender because of that moment. Dude.

Yeah, his life got ruined. I was always so confusing with a kid because, like, you know, like, special needs kids. I think in fifth grade, the special needs kids had this, like, thing where he would just, he just kept flashing himself. And it was like a really bad problem. The same thing. It was really bad problem. But it was in his Boy Scouts.

What is wrong with your TV? Yeah, I don't know what happened to his TV. Oh, I don't know. It just randomly. my TV's normal, the camera doesn't like it anymore. What? LeBron,

the LeBron slam dunked so hard that everything broke. That's so trippy. It's censoring that? It's slowly going down. It's literally going to go down. And then I think it's going to repeat at the top. Anyways, it doesn't matter. So, Collin told me the same thing about a guy

and his voice guys that used to do that. But I only have one story from when I had to get, like, naked in the locker room. And my coach was there and... No, my coach was there. No, listen, it was an accident. He didn't know, but I was in eighth grade, and I was getting fully-blind naked.

And then I was like, around the corner, and he was like, why are you scared to change? Come out with everybody else? And I was like, I'm sorry. He thought I had like compression shorts or something. He's like, oh, shit, I'm sorry, my bad. I was like, yeah. It was weird.

I'm naked. I'm naked. I'm naked. It didn't even matter because the jersey fit me like a fucking dress because I was sitting on the. bench and varsity in eighth grade. I just didn't practice with them. Damn, you're huge.

Hold. All right. Snake, look out. Sweet. Yeah, see, look. We're missing one. Like, holy smokes. Somebody grab a name.

Catch this thing. Yeah, look. The screen is black now. Yeah, no, it's, uh, it's going to come from the top. I can see it. Yeah, I can still see like a little corner. I don't know why that happens. I think it's because of the refresh rate of your,

camera versus the TV. Why did it not do it the whole podcast and now it is? LeBron Slamp. Oh, am I fixing it? Whoa, you're like erasing it. What? Wait, go, go like, wait, wait, wait, do it.

No, I'm actually erasing it. Do it to the fit enough flag. What is going on with your TV right now? You got to like touch it. Go touch the screen. For the listeners at home, Yummy is waving his hand in front of a TV and it's somehow it's like making it

appearing. Dude, are there even any listeners at home anymore? I feel like they all like watch us. Yeah. Hey, can you guys do us a favor? After you're done with watching this, can you go to like the podcast on Spotify and just stream it and fall asleep? Well, we do do a lot of visual gags. Hey, I think most of our artists is YouTube McGee's. Yeah, probably. Hey, can you guys post one minute TikToks to give us some money from it?

Because they have a good creator fund now. Yeah, I think it's 62 cents per a thousand views. Larry, you look fucking dumb. That's actually really good. You just look, you just look dumb. 62 cents? For a thousand. All right, would you have me in the podcast? I don't have a video that got like $8 million. It got like $5 million. Bro, that would be like $3,000.

That's pretty fucking good. How much money is $5 billion views? $350 million. $30K? $30K. No, it's $50 million. You guys think that we're ever going to meet Mr. Beast? $3 million.

We could have. We were in fucking Japan with him. Okay, be honest with me, Nick. Would you call him Jimmy right to his face? You call him Jimmy the first thing you see him. I would love. I'd get embarrassed. I'd like...

I would let Yummy introduce all of us and see how he does it. Hey, how's it going? I'm Blake. This is the group. I'd say, what's up, Beast? I'm Yummy. You might have seen me on Twitter

calling you Beast because you're a beast. And then I would introduce myself and say, yeah, I call him a great writer. Yeah, yeah. Yonge always has random ass fucking lore. Like, we would make fucking critical. And then critical already like, oh, yeah. You know, you know.

You carried us, yeah. I was like, what? Yummy's lore goes back. Same with Chris. Like, Chris is one of the reasons that I signed with GamerSubs in the first place in 2019. Chris from my SwitchCon. Yeah, met him at TwitchCon. He was like, same.

He was like all. Yeah. Wait. He was like totally. He was the reason you signed with GamerSups? Met him in person and he really wanted us to sign. He was like vouching hell hard for him. What year was this?

What? This Chris? 20-19. Code Chris exists? I don't know if it still does, but I did at one point, yeah. Whoa. They were actually talking about possibly trying to get Mr. Beast a long time ago, but I think it kind of fell through.

How many? Probably got really expensive. Imagine signing Mr. Beast to get back. That would be fucked up. I'm not going to lie. He's too expensive now. That's like more expensive than PewDiePie. No company can do that.

No, they can't afford him because Mr. Beast would just do it himself. There was a, I was watching like a podcast clip and he got reached out and he said somebody wanted to buy his YouTube channel for $2 billion and he turned it down. He said 10 to 20 bill is what he did. And then somebody did the. math of how much he would be worth and he was like way like he's going to be a billionaire from

Well the reason why he turned it down is because it was YouTube channels it was feastables It was the Mr. Beastburger it was everything he had It was this whole empire. He literally has an empire He was like a fucking Yeah, that guy's got insane character Yeah no he's done an insane job of setting out The basis for the rest of his life in terms of business

Like he did in like 10 years he's gonna be fucking doing nothing but raking It is gonna be insane Well he said that I mean this is what he says versus what he actually means, but he said that he wants to just give his money away at some point. Or he doesn't really do it. He lives on a very modest way from what he says. I mean,

he doesn't live in a lavish house, right? He's doing too many good things for people. I think he's the anti-Christ. I mean, I see him wearing designer every now and again, so. Yeah, but I mean, yeah. I saw him where he's like once in a video. Why not? Why not?

He'd be doing the same. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to be raking so much. He could splurge on himself and then also give back millions. Like, it's not going to even matter. at that point. Yeah.

I'm proud that he's honestly, like, a YouTuber. I think that's really cool because he's, like, pushing the boundary for, you know, everyone. Like, he's pushing the envelope, putting YouTubers on the map as, like, actually being, like, a real business opportunity for advertisers and stuff like that. I feel like we're Mike Wazowski POV and he's slowly falling asleep as he's watching a basketball game. In that aspect, yes. Also, like, in the other aspect, what did you say?

What the fuck? We're Mike Wazowski, POV, who is watching the basketball? baseball game and he's slowly falling asleep. His LeBron's dropping only eight points. No, but the black bar is slowly lowering. Like, his eyelid is closing. His eyelid is closing. So the TV's the guy who's falling asleep.

We're about to go scare the fuck at him. I was like, what did you fucking say? Yeah, I was trying to figure out what you're trying to say. Larry, what were you saying about? I don't remember anymore. Sorry. Sorry, I have a tenor laugh. You're like, I feel like, yeah, but in the same way, I don't know.

I was talking about it was to do with content. I think that it's great what he's doing. It's like when it comes to like YouTube and people getting actually like actual consideration from businesses to do like some like some good work and shit like that. But then content wise, it's like such a uprising. I mean, everyone knows like the whole Mr. V style of content where it's really hypercut, quick, fast. Like there's no room to breathe type shit. He's almost falling asleep. Here's time to go.

thing. Wait, what were you going to say? We almost have, we have to go soon. Okay, here's what I'm saying. No, I'm saying. Look at the TV behind. No, listen, just listen. I know. He's about to fall asleep. I'll wake it back up. Come on, Mike. Come on, Mike.

You're expediting it. Wait, wait, wait, it turns back on. It goes back up. He's like facing out like the ceiling. He's like asleep. Like the whole thing's fucked up. Yeah, he's just like, no, but. Get in there. Here's something to put it into perspective.

He's asleep. That's absolutely insane. wake up Mike the the views per episode on the biggest show in the 90s arguably friends they were only getting like

25 million per episode views Mr. Beast is getting like over 100 million almost every single YouTube video one guy posts like yeah he has a team around him but it's all because of one guy who decided to do what he wanted to do

he's not this giant corporation that started with hundreds of millions of dollars and he's like 5xing plus. Yeah, because those shows start with a lot of funding. They literally just start off the bed with, all right, we're going to have this A-list cast. They got to like, pray. We're going to have all this funding, all these sets.

The dude started with like counting. You were like saying every fucking word in the bot like in the dictionary. And he broke through in an industry where like at a certain point in time it was very difficult to do so, to be honest. Yeah. You see his latest tweet how his most recent videos doing better than a squid game. Yeah. It's because of the.

Dude, the most, the least, wait, are you sure? Yeah, it is. He tweeted that more than 10 videos ago. No, he tweeted it. He can check the analytics on the first 24 hours. Yeah. You could do that for any video, Isaac. He tweeted he was doing way better than split.

Oh. Oh. Yeah, I think the. I mean, that makes sense because not only does he have, what, 30, 40 million more subscribers than when he posted that video, but also like that type of style video. I watched that most recent video. The pacing of that got me fucking. up. I was like, this video is so

encapsulating. Like, I don't want to click away. With Pete Davidson, Tom Brady. Tom Brady hitting a drone of the football. I think it was just the fact that he showed in the very beginning, like, all of them. Like, he had just such a easy way of storytelling. Yeah, it was just the storytelling.

Like, it was really, really well done. You have to make it. It's science. This voice is kind of mesmerizing. It's just like, you don't want to be able to think about anything. You want it to be all laid out in front of you in the easiest. It's so easy. It's just so easy.

His mannerisms are also a lot of time. Can you put the Mr. B's video on in the background and then see if Mike was asking you falls asleep to it? He's like wide away. He's like, shh, yeah. It's bolting.

It's like, perfect. No, but I think the most underrated part of his videos is the over delivery. Because like his past two videos that have done really, really well are things that have nothing to do with title or thumbnail, but came in and were like a really big part of the video.

So like Pete Davidson and Tom Brady, I think word of mouth news reporting. of it, everything, just social media freaking out across the board. So many more like, so much more attention. I think over delivery is like... You know what? The last time he did that. He did that on... He's ever collabed with people like that.

Dude, I'm just talking about over delivery in general. He did it on the hotel video. He just started doing insane shit that had nothing to do with the hotel. Like, he gave one of the workers like a Lamborghini. Yeah, he like crushed the Lamborghini with a hydraulic press out of nowhere. That video was so fucking weird, dude. It was like, all right, now we're going to run seven Lamborghinis

with a train. We're doing something really quick. It was like mods in GTA, but in real life. Dude, you know what's insane about that last video, by the way? Like, you were right about, like, the whole news outlets and stuff. Because, like, ESPN and, like, the NFL were tweeting about it. Like, networks were tweeting about Tom Brady having the one shot, like throwing the first shot at the drone. And it's because Tom Brady said, if I make the shot,

I might as well come out of retirement. And everyone was freaking out about that. That simple clip from Mr. Brees. Yes. On purpose. So scripted. You want to know what else was insanely scripted? Pete Davidson paid out of his ass for.

I know he did so much fucking money. What do you have to, Pete? My new show on Peacock. And he just goes to like something completely different. Just to write it. Yeah, drops on May 5th or something like that. Dude, yeah, you know, they have to make these companies binned so hard because they have the numbers to prove it.

That was, I'm going to be real. I bet you that was just like an exchange. I don't think so. Mr. Beast is so much more to offer than Pete Davidson. Yeah, why? Yeah, it's just weird to that Pete Davidson. Yes. Dude, you think Pete's rich, man.

Just because he's like He had sex with Kim Kardashian. No, no, no, no. I think Mr. Beast is richer than Pete Davidson. Think about an ad slot cost for Mr. Beast for a sponsorship. It's like three to five mil. You think Pete Davidson being in for five minutes

is worth $5 million to the video? Pete Davidson probably fucked your celebrity crush now and when you were like 12 years old. I used to have a fat crush. Dude, Wilson, he's broken up with all of them. Yeah, true. They all realized that he's got some.

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Rob, wop. Wop. What do you think? What do you think what happened? Here's a hypothetical and by hypothetical question, what would happen if we gave an orangutan gamer subs? He'd like break out of the zoo and kill people. No, dude, I want to get, I want to hear like one of those like those, like those chill ones. They're like, dude, no, I don't trust any of them.

They're not chill. They're not chill. He got the guy's the ball and ripped the lady's face off. Oh, he did get NyQuil. Remember that? There's a video where like a monkey reaches through the bars and grab somebody's shirt. He's like, she's like trying to bring him into the bars. He's like, we got to bite his leg.

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