The Group Chat - #6 - OUR GOOFIEST EPISODE YET!
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Goofy day for the rest of the guys here.
This is episode six of the group chat podcast sponsored by GamerSys.
GamerSubs.
For 10% off your order, I want to let you guys know now that if you guys use that code,
10% of whatever you spend goes to us and we're keeping it in a little piggy bank
so that we can hopefully get a house and so that Tanner can not be making silly faces right now
so I can get up from my chair and beat the shit out of him.
I hate this.
Gamer stuff's helping us out a lot.
Now Tanner is flossing for all of those listeners.
Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, the last podcast, we had our special guest, Schlat.
And one of the topics that we wanted to talk about further was us possibly moving into a content house.
Now, Yummy over here lives all the way in Tennessee.
Poor little guy.
What's your address, Yummy?
He lives right down the street from Wildcat.
Yeah, his neighbor.
Wait, that's actually like public information.
You just docks them.
He's my neighbor and people already know that.
And they know where Vanos lives.
Evan Vanos?
Do the people know what he did?
We are not bringing that bit bad.
We can't bring it.
How many bodies?
Was it yummy?
How many bodies?
Listen, we can't bring it up again.
We'll bring it up next week.
Wait, remember a few days ago when we tried plotting that every single podcast episode,
we'd lie about Vanos in summer?
Oh, yeah.
There's another one.
He lives. He is a Yommies
Next Door neighbor. That's the
lie for today. That's the truth for today.
Yeah, truth.
There's going to be one truth and one lie.
So you've got to figure out which one's real.
Which one's a lie?
And which one's a lie?
And he's my neighbor and he killed 48 people
five years ago.
He killed 48 people before YouTube.
Try and guess which one it is.
Yeah.
For the people on YouTube at home.
I think it's the neighbor one, but that's just me.
So I think he killed 48 people.
Yes.
Thank you for joining us today on
group chat podcast. I'm your host, Isaac. I would love to hear more about your upcoming album
that you have playing big, big things in the work.
You make music?
Huh?
None.
Okay.
Anyways, guys, let's talk about moving to Austin today.
Dude.
Can you take too long to respond to my host?
10% off gamer subs.
He's trying.
Gummo, gumbo.
Gimbersuff!
It's just bad
This is so fucking bad
That reminds me of like the audio
Jungle tag in like free
D-D-Sing here
For a couple minutes
I was just like
Gum-Gum-Gum-no
Gamer-sups
Just like
throwing at the camera
I'm not going to say anything
This podcast I'm just gonna be here sitting
And then every now and then
Gummo Gum-Gum-Gum-o
Gamer-sub!
It's hard to talk
So I can just do that
Anyway
We'll pick a topic
We'll pick a topic.
I think we should start with the discussion of Austin, personally.
Because it's with us and everything about us.
It has no relation with the group code.
Because honestly, if people start to use our code more, you know what happens.
We're eventually going to get a house.
And that's where content explodes.
We're going to force Yumi to move and it'll be that.
Yeah.
Yomi's got to sell his house.
I'm going to put my setup in the master bathroom.
And then, yeah, that's pretty much what we agreed on, right, guys?
I think.
You can't do that.
That's my bathroom.
It's not your bathroom.
It is my bathroom.
Yimmy,
you have a real bad problem
with, like, clogging the toilets.
Like, I've noticed.
You have big shits,
yummy.
Like,
you have, like,
big, horrible man-s-like,
like,
Chimps-sized shits.
Yummy stands to shits every morning
because he takes morning shits.
And they're like,
they're like the size of the,
the new gamer.
I know it.
I know it.
Larry said,
yummy.
You all be saying pictures of his shit in the morning because he takes morning shits?
I've never sent a picture of my shit to anyone for the record.
Are you sure?
Tanner does, though.
I do.
I take, like, big giant loads.
Sometimes, if they're, like, rabbit-sized, I really don't do anything about it because it's...
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
Rabbit size, yeah.
Like little nuggets.
Like little tiny little baby ones.
But if it's, like, if they're, like, packs of wallop, I'll get up.
I'm like, whoa, and I'd like, whoa.
And then I'd send it in there and be like, what do you guys think about this?
What do you guys think?
I still do remember the day that Tanner told me that he took a picture of his poop at work
and giggled and walked out.
He was laughing while he was walking out.
I was in the locker room and I heard people still in there
and they just probably heard me giggle in the stall to myself.
And the flash game left.
Oh, you hear you hear you.
There's just like this enormous splash of water in the toilet and then like the sound of the iPhone camera going off with some jiggles.
It's like.
Anyway, with the whole talk of Austin, we're going to try and go out there.
I think that it's a really big opportunity for us if we do it.
We really weren't too sure where we wanted to go, right?
We said Colorado, but that doesn't really seem too realistic, does it?
Colorado, I mean, that house
It still resonates with it.
It was such a nice house.
It's pretty funny looking.
I like it.
It's a cartoon style house.
Yeah, but I feel like we had a ranch.
We'd have to drive a long time
if you like to get to like town or something.
Yeah.
To get to like Austin.
No, that was running into mountain people.
And winter, dude.
Oh, man.
We could grow our own cop.
Our own crops.
We could.
If I look up for the winter.
Our own cob.
Yeah.
We could harvest our own cob.
If I look up Colorado or other,
if I'm to look up
Colorado weather right now
it is negative 42 degrees there
Oh my God it is
They're actually getting swept up by a tornado right now
Oh my God
Yeah ice tornadoes in Colorado
All over the place
Colorado Yeti
Have you heard about that?
Ice Golan from Clashoreal is in Colorado right now
Ice Golan
Yeah
There's a big army of ice gollums
there.
Snowgolums from Minecraft
big snow gollum from Minecraft. Yeah, big
pumpkin heads. Yeah, they like throw snowballs
at you if you hit it or something.
Actually,
I think the only plus side to living
in Colorado if you're of age
and like doing it is legalized
weed. I think that is literally the only
positive of living in Colorado.
If you're into it. New York and
California now.
Stop doing that. You're not old enough.
I feel like there's so much more to
Colorado than just weed.
No, it's only weed
There's pretty much so many weeds
They live there
Only there for weed
That's all it is
The four viewers that we have
In fucking Colorado
It's like wow
There's like three trees
And like one joint in Colorado
One big mountain
One big mountain
One big mountain
One joint
One wise ice golem
Wait if we're speaking
About like listeners
What about Australia
Because Australia
Reps us
Pretty hard
Australia really enjoys us
Australia does like us
Australia
is a very dense community
of some badass people.
I'm going to ruin it right now.
Fuck Australia.
Dude, what is your problem?
We love Australia.
Australia is, yeah.
Maka.
I love Maka.
Don't they have like a little war going on?
No.
We got to fucking dogs,
the Tasmanian devils.
It's pretty better now.
What I've heard,
what I've heard is that New Zealand
was a starter
and then Australia stole from them.
and then, but they, but they keep saying the same thing where like, Australia started it,
or Australia is better, makes it better than New Zealand.
What the hell are you talking about?
What did you just say?
That was like, that was like, nothing.
All I heard was a Tasmania.
Stop!
This entire podcast is an ad.
Genuine ass question, though.
Think about it.
How the fuck did people, like, how did everyone evolve on different kinds?
Oh, no, Pangea.
Never mind.
Oh, Pangaea.
No, no, no, no, no.
No.
Strodinger's Pangaea.
Strodinger's Pangaea.
They started out in Africa.
Yeah.
But my question, there actually were people that crossed the Bering Strait to get to America.
But my question was, how did people get all the way down there?
It must have been from back when we were at Pangea.
They floated on the rock down.
They walked.
They walked.
They walked.
They walked.
They walked.
For a walk.
They wrote like giant elephants.
Do you know how much water?
There was mammoths.
Did you not like study history?
Are we talking about the ice age?
The ice age.
People didn't live all the way down.
They lived like in Mexico and the top of South America.
So Cam, I found a picture to the first human to walk across Panguil.
So people can see.
Can't put this in.
This was actually the first mammal to ever cross the barrens straight.
It's the fucking saber-toothed tiger.
from Ice Age.
Shut us.
It's like a...
I don't even know if we're qualified
to talk about any of this.
We have no fucking clue we're talking about.
No, I actually learned about it.
All right, Grant, I want you to take it away
from here and tell us all about the Barron Strait.
They started in Mesopotamia.
Okay, anyways, Nick.
Tell us about the upcoming artist.
Yeah, we were talking about some shit else,
so.
Taking Mesopotamia talk else.
Mesopotamia.
You don't want to talk somewhere else, bro.
Messia and Mesopotam.
Basically Abraham.
Yeah.
We're going to talk about the album for a second.
This album is going to be pretty good.
We have some really talented people.
Not so many big names.
It's the same people.
But, I mean, we want to stay.
I think we want to go back to our old groups.
I think so.
Dude, how do we go from, like, being fish to making a new album for Discord?
It could be like, so back in Mesopotamia.
So, basically.
A fish went on land and he had legs, so he walked.
Rihanna's going to be on the new album.
I'm excited.
Rihanna.
Jamie's going to be on the album.
We're going to auto-tune the ultrasound.
We're going to auto-tune the ultrasound waves.
Can you be like a baby?
Can you cry like a baby for a short?
Okay, well, that's all for today's episode.
Thank you guys for...
No, but the podcast is going to be good.
I'll give a leak of what the...
The podcast is an album.
I've got the album.
Podcast is not going to be good.
Listen, you guys being all over is making me go all over.
I know.
It's contagious.
Because I forgot we're recording a podcast,
and I just saw this picture,
and I blacked out for 20 seconds.
Okay.
I can't...
That's a big right officer
For the listeners
Nick just stood up
And adjusted his diaper
I don't even know
It's being laughed at right now
That's the new move
It's just gaslight the Spotify listeners
The listeners
The listeners
The listeners
Mesopotamia never existed
Nick is bald now, so you should come watch on you do.
That is so out of left field.
Nick sticking up.
How long are you sitting on that piece of information?
How long were you thinking about that?
Holy shit.
Oh, that is great.
Get that Valensky out of here, whatever the fuck that says.
Put that away.
We have a job to you.
That stinks.
Anyway, all right, back to the topic of the album so we can just get the fuck off this
topic. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm going to give a little bit of a preview
what's going to actually happen. So what are you guys giggling at?
Okay, imagine he took off your hat. It was just
one hair.
It just like that hair. It's just like a guy here.
It's just one of a little wiggly hair.
One curly hair.
For the only sister at home,
Nick, there's no more eyebrows.
Wait.
Stanner's turning red.
Why did you speak third person?
Can't breathe anymore.
Isaac's face revealing.
Listen at home, breaking loose.
All right, I think we need to take a second.
Can we just like breathe for a second?
And just relax.
20 seconds of silence, go.
I'll tell him.
I said 20 seconds of silence.
Shut up.
You guys think your silence.
I'll talk.
Okay, so for the album, what we're going to do,
dude, you guys are so goofy today.
What's going on?
Am I ugly or something?
I took a dab for a problem.
I'm turning red.
I took a dab four weeks ago.
You guys need to be on ADHD medication.
I have it.
Yomi, I have it.
Then take it.
I don't know where to go for that.
He's saying he has ADHD, not the medicine.
What?
Bro, shit, I have it.
I don't know.
I don't even know of it.
Oh my God.
You're so stupid.
Let Nick talk about the album, please.
This is fucking painful.
Okay.
All right, I'm actually, we're fine.
Okay. There's five teams, three people for a team. Each team is going to be able to make two songs.
Whatever they want. Whatever genre, I'm not going to control it.
Grunk is also going to be on the album, but he's not on a team. He's an oddball, as we'd call him.
He's going to be making a hyper-pop song, I assume, right, grunk?
Yeah. There's going to be a lot of songs on this album. I'm projecting around 15.
I'm going to do gospel music. What? Fifteen? That is a lot of songs.
Well, think about it.
There has to be 10 standard.
Five songs per team?
No.
25 minimum songs.
Five teams.
Five songs per team?
Two for team.
Tenor's crying.
So you're assuming that people are going to want to make extra songs just because there's
going to be extra beats probably?
There has to be extra songs.
Because I'm not a part of the team.
There's a lot of unreleased.
There's a lot of music.
So there's going to be a lot of content.
and I don't know
I like to use these albums
as like a way for artists
to kind of push out some of their music
for experimental
let's say that you're a meme rapper
and you want it to come on
and I don't know
explore another genre
now's your chance
you know what I mean
get out there
without taking that actual risk
so yeah
if you're uh
I've calm down
okay
if you're uh
yeah
I was gonna say
if you're uh
never mind I'm not gonna say
it
the person's name.
Yeah, I'm not going to say.
There's a lot of names in my mouth that
just can't be in here anymore.
Anyway, yo, yummy.
So what's it like living in Tennessee?
How's the weather?
Give us a scoop on what's been going on lately.
Because you mentioned...
I was actually...
In the previous recording, we were talking about you getting a cat.
However, we flopped in that recording.
So you had mentioned before...
Tell that whole story again.
Yeah, pretty much.
Wait, when did you tell a story?
So do you want me to talk about Tennessee or the cat?
Or both?
Both!
What cat?
We can talk about both.
How do they correlate?
Are you getting a cat?
They correlate.
Let's see, I moved to Tennessee and then I bought a cat.
Well, I don't have the cat yet.
But, okay, so it's a mixed breed cat.
Okay.
So we don't know.
We don't know what it is yet.
But it is a six-month-old kitten.
It's a boy.
What?
Did you say mixed breed?
Yes, we don't know what it is.
That is, it is a mixed breed cat.
Larry, why?
For some reason, Larry's laughing.
Larry's laughing at.
Larry started thinking about the thing that happened in the last recording.
Now he had to cut because of the,
what breed of cat is a mixed breed?
than that.
Yeah, stop pushing me.
You're pushing my buttons here, okay?
Sorry.
Isaac,
sorry about that.
He was actually really funny.
You're like,
ha,
wow,
all right.
He'd me all once I'm muted.
Anyway,
I'm driving an hour and I have to go pick him up tomorrow.
Wow.
My God.
He's worth it.
How much was he?
So he was $75 for the adoption fee.
He's not cat.
He's getting to stuff.
animal.
You act
for $75.
You act like cats
are expensive animals.
You're getting a ferret.
You're getting a fain.
Are you guys fucking guinea pig?
Are you guys fucking dumb?
Okay, let me explain to you.
My car was $42,000.
Nobody's like, so they still don't drop it off.
And then the transport fee was $75.
I'm adopting a cat.
That's why it's cheaper.
I'm saving its life.
Okay, it needs a home.
Okay.
So before you talk to you on me, just know I'm a good person.
I have a great person.
I have to mention that quickly one thing to you, Yami.
After our one cat died, we ended up getting another cat.
And in that,
Stop laughing, dude.
You can't laugh at that.
You can't laugh at that.
Guys, his cat died?
Mindful.
Yeah.
So after my cat died, we got another cat.
We rescued it from someone.
And the cat's name was Rocky.
And then that cat died because it had leukemia.
Aw.
Fears at home.
Nick has tears rolling down his face.
And so do we.
Going back to the topic of buying cats.
No, we're not done with this topic.
What is that the story Nick?
Oh, and then we got another cat after.
Oh, how much was that cat?
How much was your leukemia cat?
Yeah, how much was leukemia?
It was free.
Did you know it?
Did you know it?
You bought a Joe broken iPhone.
It's a Handelka application.
It was Joe broken.
This jacket is coming off now.
Oh my God, I'm hot.
I just, okay, wait.
Is that the whole story for the cat, Nick?
I just had a question for yummy.
If you keep getting cats, they keep dying?
Is that what you wanted to say?
And then you keep losing money.
You said, be mindful, yummy.
I got three cats and they all died.
And they all died.
No, Roger's still alive.
He's with my grandma.
But the other cats
Yeah, they died.
Hearts for Roger.
Named it Roger.
Well, no, his legal name
His legal name is Flash,
but we call him Roger.
That sucks.
I didn't call him that.
My grandma did.
She's like, wow, he's so fast.
Let's call him the Flash.
Roger.
Let's call him Roger.
He's so fast.
Let's call him Roger.
How do you look at the camera?
That looks like a Roger.
Wow.
Same leg drunk looked at his cat named Ashley.
It's Ashley Sarah Palin.
Okay, wait, all right, all right.
Continuing on with, like, the real, like, words instead of just laughing,
yummy.
Yeah.
You have a cat now, correct?
Yes.
Has he met the other cat?
No.
And what would happen if it's just a bad encounter?
Yeah, well, basically, the way you go about that is, um...
You did a little...
Yeah, well, it's my girl.
So now we're going to get a second one.
We did research and we tried to find a kitten that was around the same age of our current cat.
And guys, what is funny?
Larry, if you're going to laugh, Larry, they're going to laugh to go out of camera.
Yomish cat is standing on its hind legs behind him.
For the viewers at home.
For the viewers at home, there's 40 cats in Yami's house right now.
I think we need to take a minute and just sit here.
We'll continue Yami story in a second.
Listeners at home, viewers at home, just take a minute and just breathe with us.
Damn.
All right.
Okay, wait, I really just want to do it.
Okay, I don't know what it is with me, but every time I hear me a cat.
All right.
Is there like the correlation with the last thing that happened?
Use a term of a lot.
Yummy when you talk about it.
Say Osaline.
Or feeline.
Feline is a good one.
Yeah.
Feline.
Feline.
Feline.
Feline.
Feline.
Say feline.
Food line.
Okay.
So we tried to do some research and find a feline that was similar age to the one that we have.
Similar, you know, lifestyle, activity level.
And you can get a lot of information on cats online.
Like, you know, if they're friendly with other cats, if they're good with dogs, good with kids,
all kinds of stuff like that.
So yeah, we found what seems to be a good match.
If they don't like each other at the beginning,
we'll kind of give them their own space in the house.
Guys.
What was, Larry, get out, walk the way,
you said kid knowing well.
For the viewers at home, Larry has to step out of his room for a second.
Larry fell to the floor.
Larry cannot control his laughter.
Larry, you can see him standing in the mirror.
Okay, wait, yummy.
I'm not, because I'm not worried about the cat
that you're buying. I'm worried about the
one you have. Is he friendly?
Is he going to be friendly? Yeah, yeah, he's friendly.
That's all I wanted to know. But he has balls, and I'm
scared he's going to start spraying everywhere all over the house.
I don't think boys cats can spray.
I thought they could. They can.
They have balls. They have balls. They have balls.
They have balls. They blocks them. No. They come everywhere.
Yes. Boy cats, they spurt everywhere.
See, I don't, that is my only worry.
Boy cats have balls and it blocks the spray.
So they just spray against the inside of their nuts
and it hits the ground
like strips on the ground
Talking about
What are we talking about?
Okay, yummy
Get the cat muted
Because he's gonna be able to
Yeah, we're trying to get him neutered
But dude like vets
Vets
What am I trying to say here?
Veterinary
An appointment to go to a vet
Is like a two month of time frame
Until you can get that done
It's ridiculous
No way
What?
Dogg you got to go somewhere else
then you could walk in and get your nuts
chop down. We've looked at the humane society.
I can't do it myself.
Why? I'll probably kill him.
You have a book that'll help you.
What are you talking about?
You have a book.
You have a book, I see it on your bookshelf
for the viewers of homie as a bookshelf.
You know who Dr. Scrodom is?
Dr. Scrodom is.
The viewers a homie has a bookshelf
and it says how to scrotum a cat.
Mr.
Mr. Tum.
Scrodom.
Scrodom.
Scroat.
Scroat.
Scroat.
Scroat.
I have to say that this is by far one of the laughiest, goofiest silliest podcast.
I'm picking my nose for the viewers at home.
I don't know why we're still laughing right now.
Is there a reason for that?
It's because we have to be responsible and when we have to be responsible,
then we react with being irresponsible.
No, it's not even now.
You know what it is?
It's the multiple failed attempts.
For the viewers at home, we've failed seven times before actually.
We actually did.
This is our like fourth time trying to record this
I think there's one recording
We're recorded for 40 minutes and we fucked up
And we recorded for a full 40 minutes
And we've only been recording this podcast for eight minutes actually
I'm looking at the time right now
I actually looked
Everyone was listening
You've only been listening for 10 minutes
Anyway, believe it
Tell me a little bit about the cat that you have now
What color is the cat you have now
And what color did you get for the cat?
I'm just curious
What color did we get for him?
Like what cat
What's the cat?
What color?
What do the cats look like?
He's mixed breed.
He's mixed breed.
We have a white and black cat now.
And then we got a brown cat.
Logic.
Logic.
No, Rachel.
All right.
And then we got a brown cat.
And he's big and fluffy and furry and furry.
Really?
Fluffy?
Yeah.
Oh, that's cute.
That's cute.
I really like fluffy cats.
I don't like the short hair, like the little sphinxes.
They piss me off a whole lot.
Because that's naked.
They have more.
That is a naked cat.
No, not the,
uh,
if like,
if they're going to goreem.
Uh,
are,
uh,
are you okay?
Larry.
What?
Hypoallergenic?
Larry,
okay.
Huh?
I don't know.
Larry,
stop talking.
Larry stopped talking.
I'm saying the boss cats are called,
uh,
hypoallergenic.
They're like,
furphobic or something.
I don't remember.
That's not the correct
No
They're bald
They just have no hair
Naked
Now they say bald people
Like their head shape fits them
Like you know what I'm talking
Like their bone structure fits baldness
What are you
At home Larry's foaming at his mouth
He's going cross-eyed
He's not making much sense
What the fuck are you talking about?
You said there's a buff cat, right?
What are you talking about?
Like, say what you're trying to say.
There's hairless cats.
Yeah, there's hairless cats.
I think of what I was saying.
Okay, you can leave it of that.
That's fine.
Anyways, yummy, how is the 10th C.
Yeah.
Tennessee is cool.
The weather has been so fucking insane, though.
Like nothing like I expected.
I don't think it's as bad in Eastern Tennessee,
but I'm in Western Tennessee.
And it will be...
Oh my God.
What did he even say?
Can we mute Larry?
That was literally,
that was like a top golf moment
where he just threw the golf club
into the court type of miss.
What did you say?
I don't even know what he said.
Larry, you got to repeat what you said.
Larry, what do you say?
I don't know what I said.
I talk about 80 degrees.
Yeah, 80 degrees.
Because, you know, it was like,
this is the craziest weather
ever got and never.
It was like 80 degrees outside.
This is the craziest weather I've ever seen in my life.
64 and 70s.
Like a slight breeze.
Like sitting in the sun.
Yeah, I didn't notice.
Clouds in the sky.
Just a patchy clouds here and there.
It's going to be coming.
Sorry,
Eam Kodi's good.
Okay, go.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Okay.
No, it's fine.
fine.
No, it's, it's been, like, raining for half the day, super sunny,
raining again, you know, kind of like super bipolar weather that I've never really been.
I actually think it's been raining for every single person here.
Yeah.
It was pouring outside my life.
Yeah, it was overcast today.
It made me really depressed.
So, yeah, it was, it was funny.
Thanks for sharing gross.
Yeah, it's just really bipolar weather.
Super windy, too.
I don't know if it's been windy for you guys as well.
I'll tell you this right now.
Washington has the worst case of bipolarism when a,
comes to weather. Yeah, I believe that.
I believe that. Like, literally, it was
20 degrees, like, one
day, and then the next day, I shit
you not. It was 56 and, like, sunny and all
the snow melted away immediately. It was
really weird. It was like a summer day
right after the 20 degrees.
These past...
Dude, these past
few weeks have been really turbulent with weather.
But luckily, you know, in the near future,
it's hopefully going to warm up here in Jersey, so...
I was waiting for it to be warm.
for like multiple weeks after it dipped back down like 50 degrees.
And it hasn't gotten into the 70s since.
And it pisses me off.
He ain't gotten into the sticks.
Dude, we got to eradicate those three.
We got to, like, put them away.
Wait, hold on, which three?
Why did you do, like, a demonic scream back then?
Yeah.
Can we go back to that?
No, I was cleaning my throat.
No, I don't know what happened.
I heard Tanner say 60 degrees and grog went,
and grung, went to clean my throat.
Anyway.
So yummy.
Yeah, bipolar weather, been kind of crazy, been nice, though.
$75 cats.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know, you get it.
Tennessee and cats as well.
I get it.
I get it.
Would you believe that we've only made it through probably like three topics?
Have we actually?
Yeah.
I don't, I wouldn't believe that actually.
No, this is like we're interviewing yummy only.
How about that?
Okay, wait, wait, grunk, what did you do today?
Because no one knows.
Today, I woke up.
I went to Tour-R-A college with my father.
we got a Philly Cheese Steak at this place
that he hasn't been to in 20 years
which is pretty cool
Stop!
It's up!
We got a home grung just exploded.
We got it.
We got a Philly cheese steak.
That was actually pretty good.
It's probably the fourth Philly cheese steak
I've had in the past two weeks,
so no more of those for sure.
That was good.
And then we went, oh, we looked at cars.
There's a Subaru Impreza.
Impraza.
Are you going to give a portion?
It was really good.
I actually liked it.
We might go with that or it's,
what's the Ultima,
Nissan Ultima, I think.
It's between Subaru and Preza
and Nissan Ultima.
There's my two, like,
traces right now.
Go with the Subaru.
I like, yeah,
the Subaru is cool.
I think I might get it.
Tanner, you just got strample back then.
And then we went home.
Then then you went home.
Oh, and I napped for the first time
and I kind of went in my entire day too.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Nice, grunk.
Thank you, Grunk.
And then just cue the animation where Tanner's in front of the class,
and then he sits back down at his desk,
and then cue that.
I just say it twice.
Guys, this is me if I was in a scary story.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Do you want to know what's actually crazy
is that we're already a third of the way through 2022?
What?
Oh, you're going to say through this podcast.
Wow.
That's actually crazy.
Holy shit.
April.
March,
went by very fast.
It did.
March is February.
In January,
actually,
I don't know if I'm thinking about it.
I actually thought it was 11th.
January was a close month of all time.
Yeah.
February was not that fast now that I'm thinking about it.
March was.
March was fast.
What even happened in March?
No,
because Eldon Ring came out.
Oh my God.
That's why I was so right.
Oh my God.
March?
Was Eldon Ring?
March was Eldon Ring and it's already like April.
Yeah.
That's kind of crazy to think about.
Yeah, the ending of February, Eldring came out, and we all started playing in March.
Wait, that was...
Did it really come out in February?
Yeah, February 22nd.
When did Eldon Ring come out?
It was the end of February.
February 25th.
What?
Yeah, it's not crazy.
We played Eldon Ring for an entire month?
We were in, like, this time warp where we were playing a video game.
The suns and, like, the moons were...
I never like going
What are you insane?
I wonder
I wonder what the
the time is going to be like
when we actually move in together
how like that's going to work
because we're going to be
doing a lot of content
pretty much every day.
Are we going to be?
I'm going to be doing daily vlogs
if we move in together.
That's going to be really long.
Do we do it in military style
where like raw have bug beds
and then there's giant like
we should record at 7 a.m.
Yep, yep.
And we wake up and then
you know,
yummy flies in for a week.
can we just nonstop content?
Is the podcast going to be in person?
Yeah, we'll probably dedicate a room, I would assume.
Can we get a big lunch table?
Poor me.
Yeah, we'll get a big table.
Why do you want to get a lunch table?
I don't know.
Can you put me on a remote controlled stand with like an iPad and have my face on it and I can move around?
Yeah, wait, can we put, can we strap like an iPhone that has FaceTime too yummy on like a RC car where he can control it?
That'd be cool.
I keep forgetting Yommies not moving in with this.
Yeah.
Fuck you.
That's sad.
Your house.
Yomi, do you have any extra?
Your cat with Lou Gehrig's.
I got extra rooms.
The viewers at home send Yummy hate mail.
Oh my God.
I got extra rooms.
Yo, Yami, have you ever seen those, um, those, like, offices where they, like, have them in a giant box?
And they, like, put them over your house and then into the backyard.
And it's just like a giant big old box.
It's like a pre-built office or some shit I'm talking about.
Yeah, let's get a mobile home in my backyard.
Well, maybe not that.
Wait, do you have a fence in backyard?
Yeah.
So you could let out your cats.
If I wanted to, but I wouldn't because we have a crawl space under the house.
What did you say?
We have a crawl space under the house.
So they'd probably like go under there and either fight a snake and die or literally.
Do you guys have snakes over there, like big ones?
No, I don't think so.
But I mean, there are snakes.
Yeah.
Dude, Larry, have you ever seen?
It was like Australia.
Yeah, true.
Larry, have you ever seen big ass snakes over where you are?
Yeah, brother.
No, my sir.
Listen to me.
Here's the story of 03.
Okay.
So, O3, sorry, Greg, I didn't mean that.
Your dad is awesome.
No, it's okay.
It's your story.
I cut you off.
Go.
Anyways.
So back in 03, right?
Here in Texas, we have what a thing called Waterburger, right?
So Waterburger is a food chain here that we have.
have here in Texas, right?
And I keep in mind, I've never been a water burger and I still haven't gotten a water burger
and I'm in Texas.
I've been limited to text my whole life.
Anyways, the snake, okay?
So it's a school trip.
What?
We know we're talking about a snake.
Continue.
Anyways.
So the craziest thing, right?
I was at a school trip.
And I walk in.
And I see the manager.
And he said, they said.
Can I get a number three?
Stop!
Cut it off.
Can we cut this whole part out of the podcast?
Can we just cut that entire story?
Please, can we actually?
Can we actually cut that?
For the sake of the viewer's, like, well-being.
Don't.
I knew it was coming.
I knew it was coming.
I should have expected it.
We haven't done it a while.
He's about to lift a gamer subs.
Okay, go and go to game or subs.
Okay, no, no.
Come on, Gamer Gapers-up!
For the viewers at home, me, Isaac and Larry,
we're sitting in a call alone one day.
And we would start conversations off with this horribly long drawn out, like, believable story.
That's why it came up like that.
It wasn't hilarious fault.
But it would be like, Isaac was like, I went camping with my family, you know, it was, it was warm.
We would have water and like, blah, blah, blah.
And then it'd be like, I don't even know how to explain it.
Like it would end up the punchline.
Just tell the story again.
Tell the story.
It was, it was the time that me and my mom went on vacation, we went to.
this one place and we had to
get across this really big river
and it was a ferry you know we
drove our car onto the ferry
we were talking I was looking at the sea
got seasick like one too was fine
my mom you know got to meet like the entire
staff on crew
and everyone including the captain and she
went to introduce me to him and
she brought me up she said oh
oh captain here is my son Isaac and I was like oh
hi captain and I was like captain who and I looked
at his badge and it was Captain motherfucking
America guys
He was actually cast in America.
He was trapping my fingers.
That's with the worst.
It was like, the worst.
It was the worst.
We started, we had this whole storyline of just like these times when we went on vacation.
And we met each of the Avengers.
Like, Larry, for some reason, got electrocuted and met Thor.
It was great
You guys should have been there
There was one story where it dragged out for like 30 minutes
But I think we all like zoned out
And then we see Spider-Man
I start freaking out
Turner went to the pharmacist and like
Oh my god
I was like it was like a this like believable disease I had
And then I was like all right
That'll be like 89 99.99.
I was like oh yeah thank you
Doctor Strange
there's another one that Larry said
where he was like he was iron deficient
and he went to go get some iron
and the clerk gave him some iron
and said here's your iron man
that was the best one
that was my best joke
that was my best joke
that was a different time
that was a great time
Oh my God
The Avengers stories
Oh my God
All right Nick
You can get your words up now
You can put your word counting
Like they're like all right yummy
Yeah me so
I'll make your cat's foot
I'll bake your cat's foot
I heard there's a good luck though
Talking about like
silly stories I remember
Was it just you and me Tanner
That we're messing around in that one server
That college university server
where we're yeah yeah
this is like during quarantine
this one college yeah this college had a
had a COVID talk area
because apparently it didn't want you talking about that
in the general chat so
Tanner just goes in and he starts talking about
having COVID and
he starts saying that he was turning green
yeah it started off believable
it started off believable and then I was like yeah
one of the symptoms in a rural
Washington is your
skin pigment actually starts turning green if you have COVID for this.
He said he said that your skin complexion turns a green hue.
A green hue.
And they were talking about banning him because they thought he was a troll.
They were like, oh, does big T stand for big troll?
And then he's like, no, it's my mother's maiden name initial.
My mother's maiden name.
Yeah.
But, you know, he was just, he was doing a little bit of a lolly gagging in one of the chats in university.
My favorite thing is just lying to people
I'm gonna be 100% on this with you.
I love lying.
Lying is like the funniest thing you can do.
It is. It is. It is.
But you gotta like let them know after.
You gotta let them know.
You can't just, I mean, I don't sometimes
don't let them know. But like most of the time
you gotta let him know.
Sometimes they like
reminds me comes back to me. Like, oh yeah, by the way,
remember when I said something last week,
that was a lie. I apologize.
Yeah, like, dude.
Someone asked me how me and my
IRL friend met like at school and I just said that um no no no they asked uh why didn't you you and him
talk like for the first half of the year and I was like oh yeah he like pushed me really hard when I was
walking tall and I fell down so he just like I hated him for a while but then but then uh we just kind
of grew closer and they believed that I didn't tell them that was a lie so I picked up oh my god
so I picked up on that that whole lying bit really fast right after what do we say we're talking about
Yeah, with the Vanos thing.
And then we all believed him because he...
You made it like a better one.
I really thought that was real.
I don't think he did that on purpose.
I think he was bringing up an actual joke of something that...
That was an ongoing...
That's a known thing.
That's a known thing.
I didn't know about it, though.
That's not like a...
This is a really, really, really random topic.
But do you guys remember playing dodge ball back in school?
Or did they get rid of that when you guys were in school?
Okay, wait.
Because they got rid of...
I played dodgeball.
I played dodgeball and then they like got rid of it because kids were getting hurt or something.
Well, I was in that.
There's no more dodgeball.
I was disgusting at dodgeball.
It was so gross.
Yeah.
You want to go?
Step on the course with me?
Yeah.
I'm assuming, Isaac, you were great.
You were amazing at dodgeball.
You want to have a big national championship.
And he also really answered.
Don't even give me starting kickoff.
Let me guess the kids backed up 15 feet whenever you went to go kick.
I think when her Isaac played a tag, he would definitely.
definitely say I wasn't even playing when he got tagged
then and he'll just leave.
Isaac would purport. No, I was the type of guy in freeze tag to
unfreeze myself and pretend that someone unfress me.
Oh, I did that all the time and then somebody called me and I actually told them,
nope. I don't know what you're talking about, man. I'd keep playing.
I imagine if it was called dickball though.
Grunk, that would be so fucking funny. Oh my God.
That would be the coolest thing probably ever.
Grunk. That was the coolest thing you've said.
in like basketball
best dick ball
oh man
grunk you're on a roll man
someone write this down
yeah pee fucking you
that I have to say to you grunk
I remember
that look off your face it was a funny joke
in fifth grade I remember that
we would face the school when we were
playing kickball and I used to try and bomb it on to
like that was every kid's like desire
was to just bomb the fucking
bomb what
bomb what
Oh, wait.
Bomb the school?
Oh, wait.
For the listeners at home,
dinner perked up like that
I'm for my eyebrow,
throwed my brow.
Wait, I meant to say like, you know,
bomb the ball over it on top
of the roof of the school.
On top of the roof?
Oh, yeah.
Did you ever do it?
No, I didn't.
But a kid, a kid named Namon did.
So that was.
Nameon?
Some, that's like a fucking Pokemon.
No, dude.
His name was name on, but all.
all of the teachers
to call him
Nimone
teachers suck
with names
there's so,
I mean I can't blame them
there's so many names
though
I hate teachers
dude I remember
in second grade
some fucking kid
he stole my
fucking Nintendo DS
his name was
his name was Deon
he fucking stole my DS
and I like
searched my
like every single
backpack to find it
and I searched
I found his backpack
there is no way
that you knew
a name on
and a Daymon.
Dayon.
Dayon and Daymond?
Dayon.
Dayon.
Dayon.
Dayon.
Dayon.
Dayon and Namon.
Yeah.
All right.
Anyways,
he stole your Nintendo DS and...
What was on that
Nintendo DS?
It was...
It was a very first Nintendo DS.
So it had like the thing
where you could plug in Game Boy games.
Was it blue or red?
It was blue.
It was the original one.
I had the blue one.
You didn't have the gray one?
I had the X-L.
No, I had the very, very, very...
The very, very first generation DS on Nintendo DS, the blue one, yeah.
They only had blue and red and I think maybe black.
Yeah, I don't know, but I had the blue one and I had Pokemon, um, Pokemon Ruby.
Ruby, yeah.
I remember I borrowed that game from one of my friends and never gave it better.
It was a game with, um, Groudon.
Groudon was the one who was on the picture or something, I think.
Oh, I have a, go ahead, go ahead, Isaac.
You got it, you got it.
You got it.
You good.
I was going to also tell a story about a kid who stole stuff in my school,
who was a genius, by the way.
Somebody definitely taught him how to steal
because this kid was way too smart for a seventh grader.
We might have even been in sixth grade.
But he planted himself as a victim as he was stealing from like everybody else.
And he basically pretended, dude, I fucking hate Larry, this entire podcast.
I hate him.
I hate him so much.
I'm so sorry.
I hate him.
I can't know.
I can't know what came about me.
It was like impulsive.
It was like, it was like, it was like I felt it could come up from my feet.
You know what Larry heard?
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Larry heard planted and immediately thought of something else that gets planted.
Bombs.
Thank you.
There you go.
Go ahead.
Okay, what do he plant?
Yomi, what do you plan?
He basically, he pretended that all of his shirt.
shit in his bag was stolen along with everyone else's.
Oh.
And he hid like half of the evidence in some other kid's bag.
That other kid was like literally interrogated for an hour.
And he made a couple hundred bucks while hiding his own shit pretending like it was stolen.
Phones like cash.
Oh, I thought we were talking about like cool colored notebooks.
No, no.
So we're talking about phones?
Yeah.
Phones and money.
Yes.
How did he do you do?
How did he get caught?
The kid never got caught.
Never.
Because he told me.
I didn't snitch on him.
You were that kid.
Okay, he didn't snitch.
Okay.
He told me weeks later.
We're like,
cool, man.
I mean, what am I going to do?
Like, it was, he did it at a convention.
We were doing, like, I told you guys I took Korean in middle school.
No.
We were like at a Korea convention.
Yeah, I did.
You took Korean in middle.
school?
It was a forced program.
It was pretty cool.
It was mandated.
In middle school?
What?
Middle school had some weird languages.
Yeah.
You know it sucks though?
Okay, so it was like an elective thing that the state of Georgia was doing.
We were one of two schools that offered Korean and it was like a funded program by the
Korean government for the teacher to like come over and do it.
It was weird.
Really?
North Korea?
What the fuck?
No, not North Korea.
What the fuck.
South Korea.
Okay, thank God.
But what's stupid is I went to a smaller school,
and they counted my middle school foreign language on my high school transcript.
And because that lowered my GPA because I didn't give a fuck about my grades in middle school,
that kept me from getting salutatory in when I graduated.
Because that weighed down my GPA.
I didn't go to school anyways, so, I mean, it's not that big of a deal.
But if I did want to go to school, that was a huge deal for people.
for people that want to go into like a good college.
I heard that you know, get scholarships.
I heard that Koreans one of the easiest Asian languages to learn.
Dude, it is so unbelievably easy.
There's like, I think, 16 letters in their alphabet or something.
No, it's easy.
Yeah, they all, yeah, there's...
It's all based off the shape of your mouth and like the sounds that you make.
Introduce yourself in Korean right now.
Miamo.
Anyongasaio.
I forgot.
Whatashi.
Easiest language, everybody.
Easy.
Easiest language.
I forgot.
I can still read everything in Korean.
I just don't know what the fuck it means.
See, I want to take.
I want to take...
You can't read it.
Hold on.
I can read it.
I can read it.
I don't know what it means.
I can read it.
What are you talking about?
Easiest language.
I can read an entire...
I can read an entire Korean paragraph.
They'll think I'm full-on Korean.
Is it easy to read or easy to understand?
I think it's easy to read.
Both.
You couldn't even introduce yourself.
What are you?
I was 12 years old.
I'm 21.
Damn, that was like,
that was 8 years ago.
That was 11 years ago.
You're old and filled in old and good years ago.
Nine years ago.
Wait.
1998.
Made that up.
Did I?
Who the mad.
Oh.
1984, 28.
No, we're not, you fucking idiot.
Not yet.
Next year we will be.
You'll me just count those his fingers.
Wait.
1997.
You're fucking dumb.
I remember I watched like a, like a R.R.L.
vlog and you were in it.
And if I told myself back then that I would be in a call doing a podcast with you,
I would not have believed you
I do want to say you
so slow
like all the thoughts were coming to your mouth
as you were thinking like right there
was in a good vlog
did you like it?
It was funny I don't know
I'm pretty sure Tuxbert was in it
you were in it
It was probably Tuxbert's vlog
I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest
you know
I can't say his name
because I don't want to give the information out
but Nick the guy who came over to your house
just recently
it's actually a huge
fan of yummy
has been for years.
Nick's dad? Oh. No.
No, the guy that came over
to his house a few days.
Is it like an IRL friend of you guys?
Yes. He's the IRL friend that
I know very, very, very well.
I just don't want to give his name out because
you know privacy stuff like that. Right.
I know. That's cool. That is so awesome.
Oh, here's something that's cool.
I got recognized in the McDonald's
drive-thru. Did you?
Two days ago.
Yeah, here in Tennessee.
Not a Brack.
right, bro.
It was cool.
It was very cool.
It was so nice.
That sucked.
You just laughed to yourself.
You're jealous because you haven't been recognized.
No, I have been recognized.
Four times at my school.
Shut up, man.
No one cares.
I have been recognized.
I was recognized at a fucking mall.
Okay?
Tell me how I was.
Why are you getting so mad?
No one cares, man.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
So what happened was.
Relax. No. So what happened was
I'm the only fucking person here who's never been recognized
in real life. Ow!
Have you been Larry? Have you been? Well, Krunks in high
school, that doesn't count. See? If you went to high school, Nick,
you would be recognized like every day. Every day, dude.
No. I go to the gym.
I was recognized at a gas station
when I was checking out. People that go to the gym don't watch your videos.
No one cares about me today. No.
I was a lot. I was. I was
serious. He was saying his voice
got recognized or something. No way.
Oh, aha. Oh, I've heard that one before.
Yeah.
It's very.
It's very.
Random Kark, if you're listening, that was me.
So get fucked.
Middle finger to you.
Middle finger to the sky.
I will say, though, that I did get recognized at a mall.
It was actually on Christmas Eve.
I was shopping.
And I got a DM.
And it was from somebody just, they were like, hey, I just want to let you know I notice you.
But I was too nervous to walk up to you.
I've gotten that one before.
Yeah.
Wait, someone took a picture of the guy.
No, they took a picture.
What?
They took a picture where you're dead.
He was a picture your dad reclined in his chair.
No, no.
Tanner, remember, you know the big jacket that we all wore in that one picture?
Yeah, I was just thinking about that.
They took a picture of some tall guy with no, with the same exact mask that I wore in the picture.
They had a hat on and the jacket.
And the same jacket.
And the same pants.
It was literally the same pants.
It was like actually scary.
You sent that.
I was like, why, like, who said that picture of you?
And I literally thought it was in a random ass mall.
Wow.
I thought that was crazy.
When we hang out in real life,
when we actually live together and stuff,
when we go out together,
you're going to have to always cover up.
I know, yeah, I am fully...
Use protection.
Rambu.
Yeah.
You are actually that dedicated
to not doing a face reveal,
like even in the videos and stuff?
What do you mean?
The IRL content.
Are you going to rambo it up when we do an IRL podcast?
You're still not going to face reveal.
No.
Why would I?
why wouldn't you
why wouldn't you man
don't you love your fans
are you that ugly dude
are you an ugly little piece of shit
no I just
think of it like um
you know like I'm like swagger shows
like this same dream
Isaac's out of his underwear right now
like spinning like this
yeah no actually have like one of my hands
he's completely naked
he has like barbecue sauce stains on his chest
he's like dipping his bed butter
and he's like taking like through it
I would
No, I would never do that
Oh good
Why do you want
I would be
I will be honest
There's not a single
Ugly person in our friend group
I would call one of you guys
Oh
I'm looking at a grunk right now
Thanks baby
So you're
Brunk you got it going
What did you just say
What?
What?
Dung's gonna grow up
You have a big foot growing
Six more months, man.
Six more months.
All you want.
Grunk's going to be, he's going to be a ladies' man
in six months and the world isn't ready.
True.
Six months.
I'm going to start drafting tweets that I want to tweet when I'm 18.
Yeah, guess what, man.
Speaking of drafts, when you turn 18,
you're going to have to sign a piece of paper.
You're going to war.
You're going to war.
Joe Biden needs you.
I still haven't signed that piece of paper.
and I'm 21.
Dude, that's bullshit.
I don't know.
I've also never signed it.
What?
I've never signed it either.
You guys joking?
That's like a guess of law.
I thought if you had like 30 days or they're going to come to your house and
rob you.
So is like tax evasion.
I put a fake name on mine.
Mike Boards.
Wait, I actually have like a funny story about like the army and like the recruitment people
that like walk up to you in school.
They're like, hey, you want.
They're like, are you push up for a lanyard?
Yeah.
Like the ROTC people and I was a piece of shit back then.
And then they're like, hey, are you interested in ever joining the Army?
And I was like, I'm not really, man.
I'm just like not really into that.
They're like, do you have any friends that do you think are interested?
And I was like, yeah, I do.
And I put one of my friends like full name and address and phone number on a piece of paper.
And the Army guy came to his house with three other soldiers.
Oh, you suck.
And they wanted to sit down with his parents.
You suck, you.
God.
I told me, imagine being a parent.
And that's, that happens to you.
I told him like, yeah, no, my friend.
And I told him that he scored really high in, like,
one of those exams.
Oh, my God.
I was like, you know, here's all of his information.
Oh, my God.
You tell, like, the lieutenant that his vertical is, like, 14 feet.
Yeah, I told him there was an absolute.
Like, a platoon of other soldiers.
I told him he was a punter for the football team,
and he was an absolute athlete.
Oh, my God.
funny. He called me. He was like, Tanner,
did you tell the fucking army that I wanted
to join? I was like, yeah? He was like, you
fucking asshole. They came
to my house.
So,
the listeners at home, do that to your friends.
No, no, no, no.
No. No.
No.
No.
That's a squeaky ass arm was that.
Dude,
God, have mercy. That thing's
going to fall.
Whoa!
Imagine.
Grung.
You know what I noticed about you during podcast?
You like to make noise.
I have not made that much noise.
You made a lot of noises.
You made a lot of faces and a lot of noises.
Yeah, you have.
I do know we're ariling and cold.
I was clearing my throat, you psycho.
And you're eating like cheese.
And then you put your like,
that's not making noise though.
I just can mess with myself.
Larry, do that again.
Anyway.
So Larry's fanning himself.
Larry's fan.
Every time I look in Larry's fan.
Every time I look in Larry's mirror.
Oh, it is.
Every time I look in Larry's mirror, I get like just the littlest sight of the FNAF guy of Freddie.
Like just the slightest bit.
Like the two eyes, the white part, and then the mouth at the bottom.
So Nick, what would you do with a million dollars?
This is my suggestion for a topic against me.
What would I use?
Well, I feel like there's a question that would be actually,
you should start with this one.
What would you do with a million dollars?
Actually, we have like another minute left.
Roth IRA.
That's because I'm going to win the phase one and get a million dollars.
Yeah, yeah.
Can you just read your entire, like, you know, script of what you would do for a million dollars?
I would give back to the community and buy my mom a Porsche.
I would give, I would, I would give my mom $40.
I would give my mom $40 if I got a $1 million.
I don't know.
You're really generous.
That is an inside joke.
That is an inside joke.
Hold on.
First thing I'm doing is paying off the house.
That's first.
You bought it, bro.
I didn't buy it in full.
I'm not Vanos.
My neighbor.
That guy's rich.
He bought his house in full.
Yeah,
that's what Army gets you.
Wait,
I just imagined.
Yeah,
he's bought it was a thousand dollars.
Wait,
yummy,
I just had to,
you know that this big Will Meathouse?
Yeah.
I'm having.
Evans,
Evan Vanoss's house is the big black house.
And the one that's next to it,
the really small one that's yours.
That's like the comparison, like wealth.
That is true.
The four bedroom and he has the A one.
He wake up in the morning and he has that huge contraption that he goes to work in.
Yeah, he freezes you so he gets a coffee first.
He freezes and he's like coffee.
He's going to play with your cats when he's not home.
Like Wildcat delirous for like falling behind.
In the blue overall.
He's bumping,
I'm having a bad, bad day.
You can hear it too.
In your house is shaking because he's playing it.
So,
Oh, guys,
this is all the time we have for today.
We just hit the hour mark.
It seems that we're closer to.
I do want to hear what Yummy has to do with the $1 million, though, again.
A full $1 million?
I mean, it's like so much to grasp, you know?
Like, that is so much money.
You can't even really, like, fathom how much money that is.
Just say a car and move on, man.
But, yeah, I do need a new car.
And then lots of investments.
And then I'd figure out some ways to give back to people who have helped me,
you know, get to where I'm.
Yeah, you only actually 100,000.
Thank you.
Yomi, what you could do is you could put money into like some sort of Roth IRA or something
and live off the money that it gets an interest.
So what you-
Yeah, Tate already said that, but I'm just pointing to it.
What you could do is you could put that money into a Roth IRA and then buy shares of
stocks with that money and then it's tax-free.
Well, actually.
Tax-free profits off of the S&P-500.
That's how somebody made a, like he became a billionaire.
Yeah, the Roth-Bi-E-Rae.
$5 billion.
Yeah, Roth IRA 5.
In under 20 years.
Jeff Bezos.
Jesus.
Because he bought PayPal stocks when they were like 30 cents or something like that.
And then they went to $19.
And then he bought even more stocks.
Oh my God.
That is a crazy-ass return.
Yeah.
Jesus.
So did you know that I think if you put in, what's the most that you can put into a Roth IRA?
Like $6,000?
No, you could put in a lot of money, but you can only write off.
$6,000 is the minimum.
It depends on the IRA because there's different kinds.
Roth IRA is $6,000.
Whatever.
the number is, I remember there's only a certain set number that you can really put in at some
time. And they were saying that it's like if you want to even get to a billion dollars, it would be
20,000 years it would take.
Yeah. So that's why that guy was able to make within like 20 years or so, maybe less,
$5 billion because his investment went from like 30 cents per share to $19 each with all that
money. It's like buying
one Bitcoin. All of which
and then because of all of them like that happened
there was apparently like
something that's going to happen to make sure that
can't happen. The government got pissed as fuck when that
happened. Wait.
Because Rothai rays are supposed to be a way for people to be
able to invest their money and then get like money
back in the long term but not
something that crazy.
They got pissed. They don't like it
when people make money. He made $30 million
tax free from that
from that PayPal jump.
I think since June 17th of 2017, he hasn't been heard of.
I don't know.
He, like, disappeared.
Yeah, I think he, uh, I heard that he went to dinner with his, like, closest family members and not a single one of them made it out alive.
Wait.
Well, I already put on the glasses and start line us.
Take those things off.
Yeah, I mean, you're going to actually find this really interesting.
What?
In, um, May 9th, 2013.
2013
there's this video on YouTube
his channel is Da Vinci
CGA 15
and on 2013 he uploaded a video
Bitcoin update just by one
dollars worth of Bitcoin please
I have the link
And that's a true video
This is a video and he posted this when Bitcoin was like a nothing thing
And he's like urging people to buy it
It's weird
He's a billionaire now
He is a billionaire now
He's a billionaire now because...
He is?
Yes, because he invested in Bitcoin.
He invested in Bitcoin and he made a video.
You should do it too in 2013.
That is insane that you actually, like, I could have been 13 years old.
I could have found this video.
He'd be like, Mom, can I get a $1.
$1.00.
Dude, I remember, like, I remember hearing about Dogecoin.
The first thought of Dogecoin, I was a sophomore in high school.
And someone said it at my fucking, my, like, table, my lunch table.
And we all just laughed about it.
We had absolutely no idea what it was.
To think that that
would blow up and you could have made
so much fucking money if you bought it into it
and pulled out at the right time.
Pulled out immediately, yeah.
Grunk heard lunch table.
I just made the stupidest face ever.
You'll see it in the recording.
That's why I was laughing.
Larry still looks like an imposter right now.
Shut the fuck.
Larry looks like Edna from
Incredible.
Dude.
He's going to have Edna.
Let's edit this podcast and do anything.
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Yummy.
Go ahead.
Make a closing statement.
I love these guys.
You just ask you.
Let me say grace for this.
Wait, that was adorable.
You want me say grace.
Great.
Lord, thank you for blessing us with this podcast episode being over because it was atrocious the first five times we tried.
I agree.
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I hope you guys enjoyed.
Download on Spotify.
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Get those numbers up.
Thank you, Lord.
Have a great thing, everybody.
Hey, man.
