The Group Chat - #60 - The Group After Dark (scary)

Episode Date: June 23, 2023

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To one at all. Episode 60. 10. No, it's not, dude. It is 60. It is. It is. It is.

It is. It is. Our IRA's kicked in, boys. Congratulations. We can retire. I have a yacht. Yes. Is it actually 50?

Well, how much are you here? Well, I'm getting like 20 mil. I don't know about you. We're here. We're here gathered one and all in the dark rooms. Dark cash. So you guys remember how our... Wait.

How is Tanner's screen so bright? I thought of a good title, guys. Wait until you hear this one. All right. Our darkest episode yet. I'm so excited. Give that guy a raise. Our most,

somebody. Our most wholesome. Larry would you say. Try not. Try not to laugh. Try not to goofy awe. Skullimoges. Try not to Goofy Goober podcast.

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For 10% off. Check out. And there's a whole bunch of stuff to go through. They are dropping a whole butt ton. Whoa. Family friendly? Family friendly much?

I think right when this episode drops. So there's going to be a whole bunch of stuff that you can get a game of steps. Make sure to check it out. How about adult friendly? You know what's in this cup? Apple pie. Apple pie.

Apple pie. Hey, where we're a minute in? Let's hope so, gangster. That was, don't worry. Oh, yeah, we're two minutes in. that. We're gang banging. Ladies and gentlemen.

What? What is that? No say anybody. Stop. Turn it off. What? Throw it away. What?

What? What? What? You like not show that ever? What? Can I tell you guys about how Nick didn't put his clothes away? Dude. No more.

My name's Jimmy, I'm going to go to the gym and then after working out for 40 minutes. I'm going to go to Wada Burger. I'm going to go to Internet and I'm going to work a food. Shut up. She's getting like crazy here. It's annoying. You got to relax. Yo, guys, I'm back from the moon.

I was running from the moon landing. This is one of the first, hold on, hold on, just pause the phone real quick. I think this is one of the first podcast in a few weeks where we're all back. We've been all together. We've been doing a lot of traveling and there's usually always one person that's out of town. We don't even travel. I can't wait to hear grunk talk about Italy. I do want to hear about Italy.

I genuinely do. Hey, did you see Da Vinci's wiener in that? I did. Did you actually? There's a statue of DaVich's Grunk, how big was it? Compared to your finger. Okay, so.

At least two fingers, right? So this is my finger, right? Yeah. Yeah. No way. Wow. I think he might be... I think you're lying.

God, damn. Let's just say... Let's just say... Let's just say men aren't like they used to anymore. I heard back in the day if you were smaller, that meant you were smarter. That's true.

Yeah, that is true. Man with large wieners are seen to have ego. So if you're, if you're like, If you're fatter, you also are like more Kingpin. Because you're eating as a horse and I'm fat. You were like Mr. Kingman from Batman. If you're a fatter, you were seeing as royalty. But that was like way before the whole small wiener.

That's how all people did was eat bread and drink water. That was like back in like the wine. It was wine and bread. Like they would just like take pieces of Jesus grace out of his body and start to eat. Yeah, I think it was like red meat was seen as like a luxury. It would brick wine. Coco, chocolate and stuff.

If you could get away with eating a go, thought the police finding out you were considered to be a millionaire. A goat? Or a witch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a goat's vaginal. Wait, you're eating out the goat, Drake? What? Ew.

Drake? What is your brother? A goat. That's what. Lil Wayne. Hey, can we talk about how Yummy's playing a fucking game right now? Yeah. I'm not.

I'm literally not. What are you doing? Is it crazy that I'm playing a game in my workout is still higher than yours? What are you doing right now? My workout's higher. What are you doing where I got to start talking? You guys need to stop playing. You guys need to stop playing.

You guys need to. Broken. Yummy, yelts your breath for you get smacked. You guys get the broken. You just look at the camera one second, one second, one second. This is the squash to beef at the second. There's no squashed. There's no squash.

There's no beef. This beef has been going on for like a really long time. This is crazy. I can't even see Larry. I can't see them either. This is crazy. This is crazy. Hey, guys, we are five minutes.

So, drunk, I'm curious. Hey, I'm curious about your Italy adventure. Where did you go? Really? I went to Rome first, which was hella old. Damn. What is the oldest city in the world? I heard it wasn't building a day.

There was graffiti everywhere. Like, literally everywhere. It was crazy. That's lame. Hopefully none on the monuments, right? No, I signed my name on the monuments. I'm kidding. That's like, dude.

You tagged the monument, the great. I think that would be like execution if they're tagged something like something. You should tag a 16 chapel ceiling. I didn't go there actually. Why? Because. Is that in Italy? I think so, yeah.

I went to Florence though. And like imagine a city, but it's all in one little area. You guys are so lame. You're lame. You're fucking gaming. Get off your shit-ass game. I hate attention to Grunk stories. Larry and I

were laughing about something. Grunks telling the story. I don't like it. I don't, okay, I'm coming clean. I don't like it anymore. What don't you like anymore? When I get my solo, when I get my solo cues.

I like your solo cues. I'm listening. No, I'm sorry. You like it. I'm sorry guys. I get distracted. You know,

I saw a solo trip to ALEE you don't want to hear you talk about it. I saw one comment. It was like, Yeah, it's like all them And then it's just grunk And then Isaac asked how his day was They're just normally mundane and boring

They all to move on What? You're talking about Italy It's not boring What's you do in Florence? Let me see I wrote it down You're interested

You're gaming right now Dude I'm not even gaming I'm looking at our gamers Social analytics Dude oh yeah Cups last year guys Nobody

There was like no long hair Like the men there Don't do long hair really It's very Mohogs And no Did you go to I didn't see a single one

Yeah I went to like eight Really? Naked beaches? No, I went to zero. Wait, you gotta go like this. One eight. Dude, naked beaches there are common. There's like a lot of booze and like men with weeners. Why did they go there?

That's so strange. They were like they just made a love bots. You've never heard of hole sunning? Whole hunting? What is it? You ever heard of sunbathing? Sun bleaching? Do you just say hole hunting?

Like no, whole sun. You become one with God through the power of the sun. It answers through your hole. What are you talking? Oh, I thought. You're just waking stuff up. Yeah, anyway. That's real.

You wake up in the morning with a good hole sign. That's like a equivalent to drinking a cup of coffee. It gives you the super amount of energy. Grunt did you go to, um, what the hell is it called? Moulon. I forget. Moulon.

I went to Milan. I think Milan holds the most beautiful people on earth and also the most crazy fashion. Did you go to? I've seen the kid. I was going to ask about to. No, I didn't get to finish. I've seen a whole bunch of people go to Moulon.

And they always are, they're just like always walking in paradise. Like anywhere in that city is just like, like beautiful. It's really nice. I liked Milan. It was like heaven on earth? What was like heaven on earth? Either Florence or Milan. Florence was really cool because it was like all super compact really. And it was like right around the corner.

The architecture, yeah, the architecture was crazy. Dude, architecture over there is actually busts. Bust, bust, bust, bust. Dude, every single I went into a bunch of clothing like Gucci, Louis stores and stuff. so funny because people just follow you around. Wait, wait, didn't they recognize you in Louis?

They gave you like three clothes. Remember? Yeah, they gave me a bunch of free shit. Yeah. By the way, if you work at a Louis store, look under the desk on the left. And it should say grunk and it should say all the items that he's owed. The desk. Dude, I heard a story like a house, like a wife.

Like a wife asked for a price of like a Gucci bag and then like in Italy. And then the worker like escorted them out because no, you shouldn't like ask for a price. What? Because I don't mean you're like poor, yeah, I guess. Like, how much is this? I could hear, because in Louis, in the Louis Vuitton store, I tried on a bunch of clothes and stuff.

And I was actually thinking about buying something, not like thinking that at least one of the clothing would be like under $700. The lowest price was $850 for a T-shirt. Are you serious? Yeah. And so I told, whenever she told me the prices, I was like, oh, I could like hear,

like I could see the disappointment, like, cover her face. Like she was like, yeah, dude, that's like when we went to Japan and like these guys all walked into like a fucking designer store and I thought all these close to fucking...

It was me. It was me with the shoes. I was like, oh, crap. And you were like, we were working with her for like, what, 20 minutes on... Dude, I told you guys to stop doing it.

I was there and I was like, stop, stop, stop. Yeah, that's like the worst thing. What was that? That was Monclair. Wait, what? Which actually hosted one of the fucking coolest stores fucking ever.

They were just like they were gonna buy. shit for some reason. Oh, yeah. They weren't. The shoes were like $1,600. They were making them, they were making these ladies, like, go and get every single size.

Yeah. You were a part of it. No. You were literally like, you were like, just start 13. I'll try and sorry, 12. It was kind of toxic. Because all I wanted,

the ladies set me up. And then you're like, over and over to make sure that she did, she like totally didn't feel bad. You're like, they don't have my size. I would buy it, but they don't, you all don't have my size.

It like, been perfect. They were feeling your brain. No. The Louis Vuitton lady lady sent me up because I went in to try on one shirt. I wanted to try on one shirt. And then she comes out with like four jackets,

three T-shirts. Especially if you're American and they know you're- Sweeters. Tourism gets like almost like they're, they prey on tourists. Because that happens to also several Japanese stores as well. It's forked. Nick made the great mistake

of bringing all his friends to the store where he got one jacket. That guy put Larry. in three different ounces. No, no, that was yummy. Yummy said he was like, he was like, it was funny. Yomby who got put into a suit

or multiple stuff, didn't buy anything, then brings all of us over. I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, that caught me by our, that caught me soft card. I was like,

I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like a roach. I was like a roach. I was like a roach when you turned on like the pizzeria. Like all roaches is scatter.

What happened? I had my sleeves up. I was like this. I was like, yeah, that happened. I don't know how that happened. I was looking through my tabs. Oh, my God. But, sorry.

No, it was me. And I did buy shit. And then I said, I'm going to take you to the store. It's going to be funny. But don't, you already had bought a lot of stuff that day, Nick. And you, like, didn't want to buy anything else. And I was like, all right, well, if you come here, you're going to buy something. You're like, why?

And I'm like, because this guy's going to make you buy something. You're like, you, like, didn't believe me fully. I walked in there. and the first thing I said was like, oh, this quality feels good. And then I tried this like one like jacket kind of thing on. And then he pants for the pants that are like the same quality. It felt like a jumpsuit. And he makes you try them on.

And I'm like, I would not look good in this. But I tried it on. And then I end up walking out with like 10 different things. Yeah. Isaac, your microphone or Tanner, I think one of your guys is mics is picking up some hissing. Isaac's, I think. Oh, wait, both of them are on. Oh, yeah.

One of my biggest dilemmas in Italy was I was trying to watch. a new One Piece episode, but because I was in Italy, they only had Italian sub for some reason. Like, there's no, there's no English stuff. So I can watch it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, Grunk, did you ever watch TV? No, actually, no, not at all. Oh, my God, you should have. Oh, my,

dude, Japanese cartoon network is like a field day. Yeah, it is. They were playing great. Like, I saw Jay and the dog be like, he was, uh, he was singing the fucking bacon pancake song in Japanese. Oh, yeah, that's awesome. That or like, the same thing like Italian? It was the, uh, what was the amazing world of gumball?

There was like so many fucking episodes. That was so funny. And they were actually playing anime, like just straight up Hunter X Hunter or whatever. They do that normally. They do that normally. Yeah. Like, it's normal here in the U.S. as well with adult swim or something. Grung, did you go on a boat?

What? The infamous boat. I don't know. I don't think so. No. Did you go to Venezuela or no? No. We went to Lake Como, but that was like a brief thing.

I climbed a mountain on a next. though. Literally, because I was just walking. I was just walking and then like I realized I was going up, up, up, up, up. You noticed the city getting lower and lower the more you walk forward?

What's to do with that? Why am I? I see the... And that view is crazy up there. I cannot lie. And I thought to get to the peak, there's like this path, but it was blocked by chains.

So I thought. And so I went to the left and there was like a hole cut in the fence that I'd like I felt like an actual like like demon explorer person and I threw my backpack through the hole in the fence and climbed through and got up there. There are already like eight people up there. And then I walked back and the fence like the chains were like layered so you can just walk through them. What did you say when you slipped on your scooter that night when we were in Tampa? You were like, I'm feeling what tonight? I'm feeling reckless. What did you say?

I'm feeling something. You had said something. Oh, yeah. The creator clash crash. Yeah. Remember we were out at night and you're like, I'm feeling, I'm feeling something. You said something. I'm feeling.

Larry has the video. I'm feeling. I do. I do. It's all my phone. I think it was reckless. Is that going to be in a video for the people? It might be dangerous.

We can put that in a video if you want. You want to watch it. Of course you want. Yes, bro. I still have my scar. It's scar. No way. No way.

Hang on. Oh my God. They analyzed. No fucking way. Did it? Oh, it's right. Oh my god. Ew.

It has like, wait, why does it have glasses too? Infected. As you're hearing glasses. Oh my God, I just saw a move. I think there's spiders. It's got a mouth. It's got a mouth.

It's got your headphones. It'll feel better if you can rip it off. Yeah, you got to start picking it really hard. Wait, so how long were you in Italy for two weeks, was it? Belvesia. 12 days. Wow. How long is that flight?

Seven hours, eight hours? Nine. Nine hours. Only nine hours of Italy? Well, yeah, but if you think about it. He's on the East Coast and it's only like one sea. I can like walk. I can like walk that.

Oh yeah. It's go across like America and then another sea. Over Alaska and then over the Bering Strait and then over Russia into. That doesn't make any sense at all. Yes, it does. It's something. It's how we went. It's a current and the curvature of the earth or some stupid shit.

We went we went up like at an up. Okay guys, the earth is round. So we went up this. No, it's not, dude. And then, yeah, it was cool though. What is it? What is it a code? Dude.

I remember. I remember looking out. By the way, the flight there to Japan, we were fighting against daylight. So we were like, it was light the entire time. Man, I'm motherfucking shit. I know that shit came natural to Isaac.

Over here, boy sleeping every motherfucker fucking waking. Yeah. Morning. I don't know. I was, yesterday was so productive for me. Like, I earned that. I got to go to bed early tonight,

I don't want to lose this for a second. Yummy can agree. Don't ever ride with Isaac on a plane. No. Don't ever see next day. Why not, bro? You're sleeping next time. He's sitting there and Kim.

He didn't her and Ken. We're chill and I ain't. You share a wall with him. If you put that wall up because you want privacy, he will lower it and put his arm on the wall and look at you. He just stared at me the whole time.

He was just looking at me like, like he was bored as shit. I had to wait until he knocked out to fucking raise the wall up. You let me turn on a movie. I turned on the same one and I match it up to his. Like I was playing at the same time. Yeah, we were watching a wall of wall. Yeah.

That was crazy. I remember you can say you watched the full like bad man movie I remember looking over here like a sleeper like yeah oh shit this is such a good movie you were like yeah there was a part of like they're in the sewer and then something blows up and he's like I think I was more interested in cam watching every time oh my god dude a bless can he's watching oh my god dude he's watching all of hairpon he's watching that we watched? That's the same. That movie sucked, man.

I'm sorry. I was watching Dark Night Trilogy. The one of the Ridler? The one of the Redler. We were watching the new Batman. I was watching the OG. I'm sorry, man. I thought, I watched it on my plane ride at

Italy, actually. The new one? And, yeah. Is that like the plane movie? I guess so. Yeah, it is. But it was like, it was entertaining, but at the same time,

like, we had so much more fun making fun of it and making fun of yummy too. No, we didn't. well you didn't oh my god because you're shitting in my fucking mouth the entire movie like how is that fun Larry's potato feet in my shit and Isaac's vape

the movie room I remember Nick soft Willie Nick got up I swear to God like every four minutes to walk over in the projector and just like poop but you just a giant brown stain on the screen dude

he started spinning around and like throwing it at us like a fucking He's told this story, but I jumped off and I'm like fart and run around a circle around him and trap. What are you talking about? I said it was like putting an end inside a pen and circle. He's drunk. Uh? Nothing.

You look satanic. Views at home, Larry looks satanic. Imagine the worst image you've ever seen in double it. Whoa. He's ugly. You're ugly and everything ever. You're like, why? Oh, what was your experience?

You're ugly. How is your real game? Yummy? Let's be topical for a second. Now we're going to be topical. Like we have... Submarine implosion. Dude, I think that's a fake thing.

Fake. What? I don't know, man. I don't know why everyone is so like, like... Yeah, why was it randomly like, oh my God, these billioners just sunk? I think, I think it's such a big deal because, like, having any, I think if you're in any vessel in the ocean and you go missing, that's like a bad thing. Like, who knows what the fuck's going on, right?

I think it's, they just made headlines because they're billionaires. Do they already have a doc? I don't know. Okay, listen. No way. Did you see that one of their stepson or one of their sons like, yes, flirting with like, his name is music guy, like, ate something or whatever. And, like, he tweets out, he's at a blink 182 concert while it's happening.

And then he responds to, like, I don't remember the specifics. It was like a girl posting herself. She's like, would you fuck me? And he'd be like, oh, hell yes. And then right below that I'd be like, praise to my family, y'all. Yeah, yeah. She was randomly responded to him after he was like, hell yeah, I'd pork you. She was like, I am so sorry.

You are in my thoughts and prayer. Now, she, I think her original context was something like, would I sit on you or something like that. And then he wrote, hell yes. And then she acknowledges it. And he's like, I've been following you for a long time. And something like that. And then she just drops her link. That was everything.

Yeah, what's wrong with your finger? I do hear a doorbell I do hear a doorbell being brown That looks like a fucking like blonde Dude That's my food Like a shitty Like a shitty old blunt

Ew You have the grossest They call it They call it a gorilla finger And it's a blood shaped like this Look at mine That's a triple six

Mafia Oh Have you seen that Have you seen the Abron thing? Oh my God Bro, LeBrona's 60s. He's like, listen.

Hell Satan. Freemasonry. It doesn't, Illuminati. Along with the energy around. Whole. I mean, you believe in that. What are you eating, bro?

That is approximately $80 worth of Mexico food. That is one week's worth of food for a family that you're going to. Oh, my God. And then leave on your desk. Yep. My family could spread that food for like a month. Okay, well, I'm just not going to be topical anymore. No, wait.

I wanted to, I wanted to bring up some. It's not true. About that. know what you're playing you're playing that getting over a game did you guys did you guys he's playing it he's trying to get really good he's like making no dude he's doing bed jokes what is making talking about did you guys see that people

were making bets did you guys see I'm still on the submarine thing man yeah I just walked away but people were making bets on whether or not they were gonna like gonna live fucked up like why is it like that's the thing and it's been the thing for the past few days

I like I don't know I don't know I don't I want the same boat it can him up on my radar out of the blue and I'm like, why is there so much publication about it. That was good. Wow. Holy good, dude. How's Tanner doing that? What the hell? Hey, what the fuck? No, but

like, no. Does anybody have an answer? Do you guys just think it's not as big of a deal as it actually is? I don't think it is at all. Imagine if a fucking boat like, like, uh, I don't know. All right, listen, listen. What, what's entertaining about this all is the the depth at which this goes, no pun

intended because the fact that the guy who owned the company Ocean Gate was like what what the guy that said no pun intended that's what I'm wondering hey let make do his thing the guy that owns the company was not only sued because he fired someone saying that it was not okay like it was a safety hazard it was not going to work out his company was in uh there was like something with fraud or something like that but he was really advised not to do it. He fired that person falsely. And then these multi-billionaires or millionaires,

one of the richest guys, they all went down. Do you think there would be this much of a fuss if it were like normal people in that person? I do. I think so. I don't think them being billionaires attributes much to the whole like them disappearing in the first place. I think it creates more engagement because people like hate rich people. So they're always like, oh, fuck them. Yeah, who cares?

They deserve it. Which is wrong, obviously. Yeah, it makes it funny. Either way, it would have been national. Yeah, I agree. People there are making bets on it are actually like... Dude, Hassan, Hassan made a bet on it. No, he didn't.

Yes, he did. Okay, yeah, that's a different. So it was a new iPhone from his $30 million house and his fucking king's throne. Unless that was false, unless that was false information, what I read and, okay, maybe it was false. He wouldn't do that, dude. He wouldn't do that, you would do that.

Hassan made a bet. Hassan, I read something about Hassan making a bet on them living, and if they lived, he would take earnings and donate it to charity. That's what I read. What? I didn't look into it. He probably got that article from my butt-track sports or something. Whatever fake Twitter account, whatever...

Dick's Turbo. Just found that. You probably got that from like Hassan updates or some shit, bro. No, let me see. Let me see. I'm all looking to it. Dr. Disrespect probably tweeted that out. There's some more topical things. I mean, why all the 40-year-olds that are all millionaires

are arguing online like they're 17 with no money. Like what is the wrong with them? One drama, bro. It's like a fucking no money. Dude, streamers are like a reality TV show. No money.

No money. The streaming scene right now is so chaotic because XQC got this $100 million deal to join Twitch, blah, blah, blah. He made like goddamn headlines. He is now like one of the top 10 most paid quote unquote, uh, what is it, sports, whatever? He's,

with LeBron. Yeah. But the funniest part about all that is that there are these random streamers who are multi-millionaires saying like, oh, it's my price. So do it. What? What are you talking about?

Okay. Doctor disrespect just randomly like tweets out. 50 million. Like that's it. Like, what are you doing? Oh, that's not even like, oh, I do you want a kick thing? That's just weird.

I think everybody just needs to shut up. I need to say something before you guys move on. They're being awkward. It's a, what I was talking about was totally fake. I want to clarify that. It was made by, it was made by Austenox or whatever you say his name was, which is Hassan's editor. Oh my God.

No, but wait, hold on. It wasn't his account. He was named something else unless it was something totally different. But I remember reading it, not liking it, not interacting with it. It was just like, okay, I know that Hassan's against gambling. I don't know why he'd gamble for the lives of the people and then like donate it. I just read it and I was like, okay. Yep, that's real.

You think, wait, hold on, a question, do you think Hassan bullfights, like he makes, he gets bulldogs and he makes him fight, that's money? Like, Michael's not a bullfights. Why did you say bullfut?

Pibble fight, pit by, pit by, pit bull, dog fights. Pibble. I don't know. Pibble. Pibble. Isaac, Michael, Vic,

used to be my favorite football player until I found out he did that. And then ever since that, my dad has still has a jersey. Where is a crowd? Oh, really? It might have been retired But he did

Dude it was Donovan McNabb And then Michael Vick And then no one ever They were like the They were like the two power hitters Of the Eagles for like So many years

Back when I was young I had an Eagles Yeah I don't know why you had anything Eagles over there in New Jersey You should have been a Jets fan or something But you know I like the Eagles And then I like the Falcons for like a year

Because I played them I played as them in like You played what are you in the other I played you in the other hell too I played not In one year, I was a good of respect for the Falcons after I played in the NFL on the Bucks. The Bucks. The Bucks.

The Bucks. Man, the bucks. Who's a Browns fan here? Fuck, no. If you're a Browns fan, consider. Brownstein. Do you guys remember, what's his name? Johnny Mansell, like the biggest flop in NFL history?

Who was that guy? He played at A&M. He was the greatest college football quarterback, and then he was like, bust. Same with him. He threw one pick and he got five. You only want to know about, dude, you ever heard of Baby Gronk? Because...

Oh, no, stop! Stop! No, wait, I heard of David Gronk at LSU. He just signed to Dongk Spock. No, no, she be long. Actually, me and Isaac had a whole argument. Stop! I can't forget.

That's when he was talking. He talks. He talked. Me, he had a whole argument with that. that was Livy Gunk and Lemmy Dunk. And it went on for like, what, 30 minute, 40 minutes? It was over a movie. It was over a movie.

And then, and then it ended because I made puppy dog eyes. Like, are you serious? Dude, Isaac's a good fucking actor. You can make some puppy. If I was, okay, if I was going to behead Isaac and he gave me those fucking eyes, I would have stopped. I would have changed my life. Well, if I was on the electric chair and I gave you-

if you were, dude, yeah, if I was like, if this was like the Green Mile and you were like on the electric trail, and I was the police officer, I would have just said, this is wrong. And then the whole movie would have stopped. That would have been awesome. That would have been a good movie. I would have, if I was in that movie,

I would have been that guy that got to put the electric chair. Nice, man. Dude, I feel like we've been in the last Lavee C for four hours so far. Yeah, it's actually only been so far. I like the five hour mark. I like the cat. It's a nice touch. Thank you.

So, when the lights turn off, I get like PTSD. Can we get topical for a second more time? Yeah. Can we talk about tropical? I hate how everything. single time I log into Twitter. I'm reading YouTubers, like, multi-millionaires, bitching about which multi-billion company is horrible,

but better than the other one. Like if you have YouTubers? Are you talking about Twitch? Streamers and shit. Like, yeah, you have like all these content. Like, even most critical was just talking about it. He was arguing with. Wait, on that same, on that same topic,

but not really, but also kind of. Have you been seeing the changes that Twitch has been making? But they're trying to keep up, right? Yeah, they're trying to keep. They feel crazy that these guys feel threatened. Like, you guys dropped the ball so hard that you have to start implementing. They implemented like a super chat feature. Yeah, you can't do it like a super chat.

You know what I think is insane. It's that people are like, oh, kick is just going to be a mixer 2.0. No, dude. Kick is already a million times bigger than Mixer ever was. They already got XTC. I don't care if Mixer was not push that fucking hard like Kicker was, they signed Ninja for two years. and that was it. They went after Aiden Ross.

They went after Bruce. It went after, I think maybe Kai X. It doesn't even matter who they went after. Like, all Mixer had was funding for Microsoft, but what Kik has is social media presence. No, it was Microsoft. It was Microsoft. You're right, yeah.

It's only like Red Flag number one. And Kik has so much social media presence that Mixer literally never had ever, not even a little bit. Maybe if Mixer sponsored gambling, then we'd, Things would be different. Twitch started doing that too.

They brought it back. They made this like adult theme where you can just be popping your posty on live if you. Wow. Roblox. Roblox also added a 17 plus thing. What? What?

Yeah, they're trying to cater to their audience. Maybe drunk. Grunk. Grunk. Come on. Donkin. Maybe gronk. Are waiting for you at Roblox.

Dude, does anybody else hear that cricket? Yes. I have a whole bunch of crickets outside. We love you. Dude, we have had so many bugs and scorpions in our house still. It's bad. We introduced our new friend Roaches. We have roaches now wandering around.

Scorpions. I'll just check a group chat. I'll just check like a group chat that we have and it's just Yommies pissed all over our. Like a fucking. Yeah, you peed all the roach. I killed a roach and I put it in the toilet and then I pissed all over. You're sick. You guys don't know this, but I vacuumed up at least four roaches in like 18.

potato bugs off the floor. What the hell is a potato bug? It's like the little bugs that look like potatoes that are this big. You mean a roly polly pole? Yeah. I love roly polled. It's weird.

Shut the fuck up that potato bugs. Dude, I used to grab her, okay, this is kind of fucked up. This is kind of fucked up. Holy. Listen, my neighbor, my neighbor's driveway was like angled like really steep and I used to grab roly polies and then race them and put him like in the same spot and then let go and they're just like

roll and then whoever wins like get slapped. I used to discuss the back segment on a ant and have its ash stuck to the asphalt and then watch it squeal its little legs up in the air. Oh my. I used to pull like legs off of spiders and light it with a match and watch it like squirm. I used to grab flies with chopsticks and pull their wings

apart slowly. I used to trap bees in a cup and then I put them in the freezer. I put a 10 pound weight on a slug and watch a dynamite of the Ant Queen. I'm in the worm inside of the Ant Queen. Imagine the little part, the little hill.

Just push. I imagine that in slow motion. You see like one little ant trying to crawl out and his boom. See like slow-mo guys just torture bugs. I poured a bucket of grits in an ant in an bed. And then they're still playing that goddamn game. And then they absorbed the grits and then they expanded the liquid in their stomach. And then they blew up and guts went everywhere.

Full shit, full shit. Shout out to the guy who. works with Feastables for sending us a whole bunch of Feastables. Are this good? They were a fan of us. Crunch is the best one. Crunch is the best one. I would, yeah.

Can you get that guy to send me a pack? None of you guys earned that. What the fuck do you mean? You mean we didn't earn that. Too fatties. They DM to all of us. No, he's talking about eating. Not about.

I worked out today. Oh, earning it physically? He didn't get a shit, idiot. Shut up. Grunk, did you want a Feastables box? And they reached out to all of us individually. They might reach out. to reach out to me.

They might reach out to you. They might. They just... That's for the car's coming with. If you like... It's like... The Feastewilow's PR guy is the same guy

that's running the little puppet count and is reaching out the only fan's... What? What? That's not the same. That's not true. What are you my fucking trainer, dude?

Shut up. What are you my fucking dad? Clean your mess up in the laundry room. Yeah, because that actually affects everyone. Me eating this chocolate bar doesn't affect you unless it makes your fucking feelings are liberal.

Oh, Mom. You pissed off at least two people. You pissed off at least two people watching. They just clicked off because you pissed them off so much. Thanks, man. Retention's down into your fault. Lou, Nick, it's so stupid. Is he now?

He'll be like, dude, this is so annoying. He was closed around the floor of the laundry room. That was like eight months ago. Fast forward to yesterday, it turns out they're all his. His Mario outfit is in the pile. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It turns out. When we went to Japan, we went to Japan and I bought that Mario costume or something.

It's sitting there on the floor. And then I think like Tanner or Larry walked in and they're like, who's fucking Spider-Man costume? Oh, that was me. That was me. I was like, why the fuck did Spider-Man like the uniform here? I'm pretty sure Tater said that yesterday. I'm so confused. I did say that.

Yeah. You said Tater? You said Tater. Tater. Tater. I just think Tater-Dade. No. I can tell you.

There's Isaac socks. Nick's under no Nick's socks Isaac's underwear Nick's Mario costume Larry's fucking Jim Shark shirt It's everybody No no no no I have my gym shirt My closet

Now dude we found your underwear It's like baby size It's so tiny What Wait wait wait wait It looked like a fucking glove Wait wait wait wait wait wait Is it the one that Isaac

Is it Nike? Is it Nike? Yeah it was the ones I bought It was the ones that Isaac bought these like baby, not baby, it was like kids, Nike underwear. Do you make it sound so much worse? That's what I did because I didn't. Yeah, he bought baby underwear.

Oh, sorry, he bought a little kid underwear. Why? Because I didn't look. It said large. It didn't say like kids underwear. So it wasn't an adult large. It was like a children's large. Oh, so that's not Larry's?

Yeah. I don't think, I mean, I made him squeeze into them once. I know. They fit them. They fit them. It do fit, but I don't like them. Oh, my God. They are, dude, they like stop blood circulation in my legs.

Yes, grunk. What? I was just doing that because it looks like my hand was way bigger than it is. I like doing that too. Look. Have you seen the pictures of Kill O'Neill holding a water bottle? He's like, I like water. Who's hands from making her crying?

Dude, I'm like in the submarine right now. I guess it's funny that we're all just sitting here in the dark. It's like last leave VC court. Actually, actually. All right, be honest with me, if you saw it in the alert, would you follow it? Yeah. Is it making any noise? Like a tree.

Does it make any noise? Like what? Like footsteps? Like footstacks? Let's make one noise. Wait, right, right, listen, listen, listen, listen. What is that? A giant.

I would follow it. And then you realize it's Finn and Jake and then you have an adventure. Three steps, he's like two miles away. Let's see, if you can be friends with one character that's fictional, who would you be friends with? Jake. Jake. Jake is such a good friend. Well, I feel like if you pick Finn, you get Jake.

No, why? I said one. What are you talking about? I literally said one. He said one for one. I'm picking Jake. Actually, I'd say Jake too. Yeah, Jake.

What about you, yummy? But there's too many people, though. Can we stick to a universe, like cartooniverse or something? Yeah, Jake. There's cartoons, just cartoons. I only pick Jake. There's no other character I want to be funny. I was going to pick Santa Claus from the movie.

Maybe Homer Simpson. What's the same? What's either Jake or Homer Simpson and that one movie? Tim Allen. What's Simpson would do you best? What do you want to be with? I want to be friends with Ralph. I want Ralph Wiggum.

I would be a big hero six's boyfriend. What? You want to fuck him? I was gonna say Baymax. That's crazy. Baymax? Oh, dude, Baymax could sit on your face,

like, actually. Oh, dude, you can, like, deflate to you and, like, hiding your pocket. He could be like a flesh light. What? Wait, how old is BMX?

You could fuck. He's not old. Oh, my God. Wait, the piece of rubber was made. Baymax age. Oh, my God. He's,

oh, wait, big year. Oh, he's 87 years old. Oh, my God. Oh, I can't mind. Doesn't say. Stop random to nothing. You're not even looking at. that shit.

Oh my, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay, can I talk about something? There's a huge, okay, listen, listen, there's a huge elephant.

There's a huge elephant in the room, and I want to talk about it. Can I talk about it? Are you just not going to mention the fact that Yomi opened up a weed farm? And he's wearing the shirt right now. He's wearing the shirt. You're actually not going to talk about that?

Oh my God, dude. Man, shut out. We got fucking. We got demonetop. You can't wear a weed shirt, dude. I'm not wearing a, okay, and Blur's 1798. The minute. No way we're only 17 minutes into this podcast.

Oh, we're 38 minutes. Dude. You look gross. If you could, if you can make out with one cartoon character, I'm going Lola Bunny on this one. Okay. No, no hesitation. No, have you seen, have you seen the new animated movie called Bad Guys?

I watched that on the plane, too. There's Lola Bunny in it? No, but there's like a thought. There's a Fox character that's even hotter than Lauren Bunny. I'll pick the wicked witch of the West. Did you just say there's a fox that's really hot? Yeah. Are you talking about Nick?

Wrong. Wrong. What is it wrong with you, Fantasia? Wrong. Maybe he was. I knew those balls. He always said he'd have sex with a freaking bunny. Dude.

With the Biden. My was a joke. No. Grunk actually thinks a fox is cute. All right, I'm worried. You literally said fuck the turd out of goddamn LolaBoh. A bay max. Yeah, you'd fuck the brains.

Is that her ears? You said you were fucking so hard. The pressure her head will make her head explode. Move on. You choose, Nick. Your turn. You don't pick up anybody. No.

Kisses star, five. No, Nami from one piece. Okay. Let's you carry this. Okay. Oh, from that user.

There was a human on earth. This is life. You could fuck. You see. That's what this is. We're so bored. We're doing hypotheticals. Michelle is with our problem.

What? Hypotheticals are entertaining as for. Last thing. You say real life people? That'd be bad. Okay. They have to be dead, but if they were alive, they have to be dead? Okay.

Oh. Abraham's Lincoln, Betty White. Did Betty White die? Betty White? She's gone, yeah. Dude. Oh, my God. Stop.

I'm trying to think. She had a fruitful life. Theodore Roosevelt's wife was like a babe. Oh, remember Hillary Clinton? She's alive. What do you mean? He's alive. She is still alive and alive.

What is she doing now? Is she like bored? She takes drugs. She's hanging out. Can we invite us to the group chat? Well, my, do you think she'd actually join us and talk about it? I think she would probably try. Was that a burger?

The upcoming election and she has a... Like, great. Yeah, well, what are the people that get the funding for the advertisements, for the campaigns? What are they called again? Lobbyists. Lobbyists? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We could tell her we're lobbyist that we could use her as a marketing. Hey, Hillary. We're a couple of lobbyists. We want to get you on the group chat podcast. We get us on our podcast. We are the voice of the youth. And you could spread the word. If you want the young vote of 13, 14, and 15, you will come on the podcast.

You speak through us. Hillary Clinton will come on the podcast. That is true. I'm just stuffing my face with some taco or nachos. Dude, what is that? You burn that chip? Taco nacho. Come on, bro.

Oh, shut up. I'm on your side. You don't have to earn food, man. Just eat it. Like, God, you guys are so unhealthy. Like, you're toxic to your own brain. You mean's on a free for all right now. Yeah, me, you're really mean a lot.

What? Cuff it up, buddy. You're really mean a lot. I mean a lot. You're mean a lot. No, you're mean a lot. You're not. You're judgmental.

No, I'm being the opposite of judgment. I'm saying you're being toxic towards yourself because you feel like you have to earn every bite of food that you take. I think you think that. What? That's what they just said, and I said, no. How the hell do you, how the hell did you come with that fucking thing? I said that man. That's like saying, I don't like apples and you're like, I think you like me.

I acted like an apple. You know, man. Hey, what's the shape of Italy? Boot. I just don't know. Because I lose track so fast of what the fuck the person just said. I think it's because you're focused on eating the fat out of your ears. Engage.

Oh. Brough. Listen. Can we, can they get to our. Can we talk about something else now, Nick, or is it going to be so fast that you can't understand this happening? I'm going to be honest, I'm like, I'm still on

Twitch versus kick. I'm still on that topic. Oh, my God. I've been holding on. That was last year. I don't even care any more about that. If Nick was an internet browser, he'd be internet explorer for today's episode, right, y'all mean? Can we kick him from the podcast right now? I'd be Firefox or something, because I'm hot.

I'd be Yahoo. I'd be Yahoo! Now, give Browardfx. You like to fucking is. Yes, it fucking is. I'm not Bing. Why do you hate me? You're ding.

What do you hate me? Larry's Bing. You're doing. I'm Google Chrome. Isaac's off for GX. Hell. Isaac fucking loves off of Cheneer. Tanner is ducked on.

I'm Chrome. I'm Chrome. I'm on Go Daddy. I'm Go daddy. Tanner, it's not a search engine. That's a browser. Yeah. I'm going to be Yahoo answers.

No, I'm going to be go. Now I'm gonna be GoDaddy. I'm gonna look at Yahoo.com and oh, it's a search engine. Look at that. That's actually fucking crazy. We're not doing search engines. Yes, we're doing browsers?

No, browsers. It's a browser search engine. I'm browsing for something. I'm searching for something. Internet, what do you want? Firefox, Firefox, Oprygenex and Chrome. You can download. Okay.

You know nothing. You know nothing. You are so fucking. Because he's brand new. Because I'm coming everywhere. Because I'm coming everywhere. If you were going to be if you were going to get president of OBB,

I'd be what? I'd be Bill. Bill Clinton. No, you wouldn't. Oh, you're putting in the movie, I'll be jazz. Dude. Is Dwight D. Eisenhower good or bad?

Dwight D. He made the interstate so that military vehicles could travel. He made the nuclear device. Yeah, he was like, go ahead and do it twice. Dwight D. D. Eisenhower looks like an elf. He looked like an elf. The crispy cream elf.

Adilf? Oh. Delf, he's a part. I don't know. Did the United States have, like, at least one decent precedent that, like, yeah. I don't think anyone is. I think Ronald Reagan.

That's the guy. That guy was the last, like, insanely awesome president. No, he's just because he liked McDonald's. I said that. That was like the worst thing you could possibly serve. Yeah, Ronald Reagan is so controversial. He likes McDonald's. Yes, he's not as controversial as Nixon.

Nixon was an ass hat. That guy sucked. Nixon. Nixon did a water game. Dude, you, what? Is it because the war on drugs? He's racist? Man, I don't know.

It's because of the war on drugs. He was racist. Yeah. Oh, shit. Well, he just looked cool. And he has a teased. shirt. Tanner wears him to the gym. I was a Bush fan. I was a Bush fan. Wait a minute. Didn't it did. The CIA give meth to poor people. It's the wrong

Bush. Senior or junior? He was in baseball. He was like, Oh my dad. American email. He said it like melting in that video. He says it's like, yeah. He's like, ban all people from doing anything now. I can't believe my American hero has just been out of this racist. No, I don't think you can't even say anything about any president because they've all done at least one thing wrong.

All right, you know what? You know what we have not touched upon this podcast at least one time that we showed on Twitch was my pants. No. The fact that Apple is making a VR headset or it's- Yeah, we didn't actually talk about that. It's also $4,000. Oh, yeah. Are you guys going to buy it?

I think I'm going to buy it. It doesn't look that good. With what money, dude, with the podcast money? You also bought 600 red boots, $600. Well, yeah. Is that what you're spending all this money with our money? Red boots and Apple products? Can you afford to give us all our money? Yeah. I don't think I've gotten any money from this ever. I have it. I have it.

That's not so bad. This is a nonprofit organization. That's what it's a charity. We're doing this for free. We are like doing this for free out of the goodness of our own hearts. You're welcome, dude. You know, remember Yomi said something yesterday. I was like, I was like, why don't you care about the podcast? He's like, I have not made a single dollar from it. It's like, no, RAC's broken again. And he's like, come on, you can do it.

Toughen it up or like, tough it out. And I was like, no, I've made $0.00. You know, people are going to, people are going to think that I'm holding onto the money or holding it hostage just for the fact that, like, I can. But the truth is that it's all going to my account because we've never set up an actual account for everyone. So it's just not going anywhere until the tax is paid. Yeah, it's not as easy as it sounds. Is it in an interest, put it in the interest earning account.

So we get like, like, I don't know how much money a month. Billions. It's a 4% interest through a dollar one. Four percent's nuts. I interest savings of Kelden. Let's throw it all in crypto and make a billy-bill-bill. What's that voice? Wait, can we all gamble by a podcast?

Yacht club? Can we do a $60,000? Wait, put it all in one. Yeah, put it all in one. The whole, listen, this is like a year and like plus earnings. Okay, put it all in one Plinkle ball. We lose it all.

Yeah, come on. If we lose it all, I'm to pick out. But imagine, wait, imagine we get the time of thousand. What would we win if it hit? Isaac. Oh, the fucking. Hey, sorry. We were doing the video.

I was editing and someone started playing the fucking rumbling things on the wheel left. We all left the VC, so it's been in my mind now. Hey, what would we win if we hit? If it hit what? At least $2 million. Oh, I forgot it to, it goes by a multiplier. What if it hit it right in the middle? Which one is that?

Right in the middle is like the worst. I think two, two point five, isn't it? No, right in the middle of it's like, the farther out is the better. Can we put it all in like the letter ride game? It keeps going up. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's all killing. I think that game has had to kill someone.

Like, yeah. I'm not even gonna kid you. I can, I know for sure. All of your money. Oh, dude. I can't imagine the Discord call. I cannot. I cannot imagine the Discord call.

Imagine you just, imagine you just watch it go to like time 60 and they're like, okay, I'm gonna go all in on this next one. And then it instantly goes at like 0.01. Like that happened to me. You pull out. I know. It goes crazy after.

I watched someone bet $2,000 on crash because they were saying this was the one in the minute it starts. already had died. That was it. Oh, my God, it's going. Look, honey. I was like, how fast it takes her back.

There is quick. There is quick. Dude, it's so unreal. I feel like gambling just breaks your reality. That's not like, how do you just like, like that's it? It's gone. Like, it's just, that's it.

We have it all with your money now. We have it all with your money now. Dude, it's so crazy. Casinos, like, if you're winning too much money, they will kick you out. Yeah. They'll kick you out. Can we open up a group,

a group check? you know? I know. For all of our like 13 year old fans. Dude. Oh dude. I'm a big fan of

cigarettes because they make you look badass as fuck. They make you look You know what? I'd rather kill myself and look cool than to live long and look dumb.

Damn, that's just sounds hard. Like a loser. Live long. Look dumb. Die young and look cool. Smoke six and die early. That's why I can be a motto.

I thought you said smoke and die at six. out the womb smoking smoking and smoking the pack mom didn't cigarette in her mom Marlboro red My dad

I don't know It's a corduroy What was that Larry? I don't know It's a corduroy I keep the material Hold on, hold on Watch this

I'm a big camel guy It is a boy or girl It's a cigarette addict Well What I love when no one reaction yummy all the time. This is these two.

If I lose it all, dick and balls, yeah. If I lose it all. Isaac's trying to hear he's grabbing his door. Did you earn the door? Did you order the meal? Did you earn it? That's good. I'd be like, I'm yum,

I'm heating up my food right now. It's Buffalo chicken. And then right next, it was like two combined jipole labels. I see. Are we talking about how much I eat? Dude, he calls everything macro heaven, by the way.

You eat a lot. You eat a lot of food. Yeah, that's Tanner's and I, that's Tanner that's joke. That's our joke. That's not funny. It's the most unhealthy food of all time. Yeah. We're looking like a huge one to one pound tin can of kettle corn with like 2,000, 3,000 calories in it and like one gram of protein. Dude, going to go on a fucking Walmart with these two fucking buffoons is so bad.

He'll don't look at like a fucking huge cookie like jar. Oh, look at the macros. Look at the macros. Oh my God. Oh my God. One gram of protein. Look. We work out heaven right there.

Macro heaven. Macro heaven. Actually, Isaac has the most insane microbiome in his gut of all time. He'll order Chipole. It'll sit on the porch

for six hours and then he'll walk out and then he'll eat it up in the microwave to eat it. And then he would eat like four-day-old Panda Express and like a little cheek ice. My God,

he added an extra flies in this one. Oh, yeah. You bring that up about his fucking the microbiome in his stomach. This man farts so much. Everyone. It's weird. Are you just just be mean to me day?

No. But, yeah. Like, we're, like, just existing and then all of a sudden, you're like, you're like, oh, and then you squelts one out. A little bit. Don't say mine. You do. You do. Dude, you shake your ass in my face, dude, you like jiggle it.

You like, jiggle it. You like, start pressing. I know. I'm going to sound crazy saying this, but Isaac stands on one leg and farts. Yes. He stands on one leg and he just, like, licks out a fucking goose. And then he, like, that's how you go. And then he walks, he like skips and he fires to that.

You know what I saw him do? I didn't see him for like 24 hours. And he comes out of his room and he like starfishes and far, she's like, like, ugh. The other day we were hanging out was Schlatt and Isaac just rips ass. And like three minutes later, Schlat's like, who the fuck keeps shitting their eggs? Yeah, like what does the smell? Keep shitting.

And Isaac was like, it was the eggs, brother. Look at the eggs. They're eating it, brother. Look at that. It smells like that. Yeah, dude. It was so rancid. Oh my God.

The raunchiest farts come from your asshole, Isaac, I just got to be honest. It's because I only eat one meal a day. My body, like, processes it super fast. It's really healthy. I'll be real. But you one meal a day? Probably. So why is, like, four meals.

How much I eat, that's why. It's because I have one meal a day. It's like my Hail Mary of the day. Isaac, every day. You, like, eat a bowl of Chipole, reach for a thing of sushi and drop it in your mouth. Dude. And you're like drinking. Sometimes.

Wait, Nick, can you get my food? It's off the porch. There's bugs. Sometimes I feel bad for you guys, for you guys. Thank you, baby. Why? Why? Because, like, you guys are, like, are just in your rooms a lot.

What are you my fucking dad? I want to get. I'm not in my, no, there's, I do shit with all these guys all the time. There are times where we will go to the gas station that, like, fucking five in the morning gets something. Yeah, the only time we go out, the only time we go out is. food and that's it. We hang out a lot. Do you socialize?

The living room is the main hub. No, no, no. Do you socialize with people outside of you? Nope. I don't know. I haven't seen like another soul since I've moved in. It's been a while. I'm not going to lie. It's been a while.

I've been a girl. I don't know why Isaac's making it sound like it's a beautiful palace. It's like I don't have a car. I actually don't see anybody. I don't think I don't even see the problem with you seeing, not seeing everybody. I think I would go crazy. Yes.

This is, this is Isaac's meal for today, by the way. Kevin fever. One fried kiosa, deep fry, salmon roll, Philadelphia roll, chicken terriaki bowl, and a Hawaiian poke bowl.

A lot of bowls. That is a lot of food. That is like 13,000 calories. That's the guy's going to be my hellmery. Then he eats like cinnamon toast crunch for dessert. No, I don't know. I do not,

I do not engage with sweets at all. I have all. That's awesome. Why? You eat ice cream last night. Like two scoop like No, that's like, no, that's like quest. Like, that's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like not. The Fair Life chocolate milk. Oh, yummy. Yeah, but it's all protein shit, guys. I'm not sitting there eating. Guys. Touched. I haven't had a full chocolate bar, Mr. Beast.

Ever. Mr. Beast ever. I'm pretty sure one chocolate Mr. Beast is better than a fucking whole tent of ice cream. You want to bet? You want to bet?

You want to bet. Guess how many calories are in one pint of that ice cream? And I only have, like. It's 800. I don't know. No. No. That's 37.

Fonda. Dude, you're ugly. You shut up, tubby. I'm like, the way that you guys track. Flabby tities. The way you got from having a crunch. The way that you guys like track your shit is honestly kind of cringe, bro.

Just eat. Yeah, anyways. Where's my coral gummies? I want my carl gummies. Hey, at Feastables. Can I my carl gummies now? What is he's a like her beast bars. I need my car old guise.

These is a little. He's a little. Look at the protein. I leave my office. I walk over to the couch. Isaac just has an empty bowl full of milk. Morrig is a board. And I'm like, what the fuck is that?

He shows me a whole box of cereal. He's like, bro, look at this. Look at the back of the shit. And then there's ice cream. I've actually never done that in my life. All right. He's stories being made up about me. I will not.

I think it's actually like he only eats one meal like he doesn't eat a lot. His one meal is at least like 3,000 calories. It's a lot, yeah. It's a lot. He's like vacuums the whole thing. You get like a Brazilian steakhouse, like lobster tail, like a big steak and like insane rice and bread. You know what?

And then sushi. Blatting. Grunk. What? Grunk. you want to know what it's like living with Isaac. It's like your dad comes home after a long day of work and he has his food and now the living room is off limits for an entire hour. You watch whatever he wants to watch for an entire hour while he sits in the same spot with all of his food laid there.

You guys are making me sound like this fat, oh, this fat evil beast. Fat evil please. All I do is I watch, I watch like half of a movie and I eat food like once a day. I remember I was watching a show and then. And Isaac gets his food and he sits down and he changes the channel. Oh, my God, Isaac. I'm like, dude. I did do that once.

Isaac turns into like a guard dog. One time I woke up really early at like 5 a.m. And I was going to go get Starbucks. And I open my door and I make like one step on the stairs. And he like goes like, and he like, he's just staring at me like a dog. And he's eating like 15 different things on the couch. Not even that. I just turned my door handle.

He's like, who goes out? He's like an old going to ship with like a lantern. He's like looking around. I'm the old, there's an old shopkeeper accent that I put on when I don't know who's there. I go, I know, come on, no, now. I'm like tiptoeing around trying to get a drink and I hear like, who's out there what's going on? Dude, I get scared.

I get scared when I'm in the kitchen, I like hide in the pantry. Like when he comes out, you're like, who's been here? and he sees my footstops like, no, I see you, boy. No, I'm not here. I'm going to get you, boy. There's always someone up in this house, no matter what. There is, and I like that a little bit. Larry or Isaac are usually the late night.

And then Tanner is always asleep by like one o'clock or two. Twitter goes to bed at a reasonable time. You go to bed at like 10 p.m. or midnight and then wake up in nine, which I don't even know how you do that. But, oh, yeah, every day. I can't do that. I do that every now and then. I wake up at, like, fucking, like,

you're lying through your TV. Every now and then. Did you hear me every now and then? You wake up at 5 a.m. Because you wake up at 5 p.m. That's a lie. He's lying. He's not lying.

He doesn't every once in a while. That's what I'm saying. You're saying it like I'm doing it every day. I'm recently my switch is being shit. Mine's been pretty bad too. Dude, I won't lie. And I always managed to pull together on one day of the week, but that's it.

I'll say this about Isaac, it's that for the entire month, so about like three weeks, it's like a little consistent sort of, not really, but like he'll wake up at like 12. But then the minute he's editing a video, you don't, it's gone, it's fucked up. It's fucked up for like two weeks.

I take some week to edit it. I don't know if I could, like, I don't know if I could do that. Like, long periods of time. It's not good. Like, because I remember during this, summer and stuff. Like, I'd be up at like 5 a.m.

and then go to bed and wake up at 3 p.m. I just feel like, it's really disgusting. Yeah. I feel like the most disgusting, gross, evil, fat burger guy in the wild. If I ever, if I see the schedule,

I got so bad that I didn't see the sun, I would be like, I think I'd die. Dude. It's not, okay. It's depressive is what it is. Yeah. It really is depressing.

Okay, there are pros and cons to it, though. Like, I don't have to go through the entire day baking alive and sweating from standing still. That's one thing. That is great.

I love that about it. But everything else, like, sucks. Is that why you haven't called the AC guy? Because we're fucking roasting alive. Yes, I don't know where you. You don't even have it bad. We have it so bad up here. It's like torture to us.

Dude, look at my hands. It only gets cool at nighttime. I like when it goes silent and we hear the crickets. Dude, I can't even get like a big fucking AC unix. My windows don't open up. So I'm stuck on the windows. In his windows don't open? No.

What? He's got the big. double windows. Yeah, I got the big fucking stiff... It's so shit too, because even if we want to try and do that, it just opens up the possibility to more insects coming in. And we are I don't want to see a roach in my room.

Painters tape and tape the hole. Painter's tape and then tape over the hole. Over what hole? What hole? Where the window unit goes. Where the holes are. That's what you're talking about, right? I guess so. We still don't know where those scorpions came from. So, Grunk. I think it's the front door. They're also still coming in.

Yeah, everything is, dude, the front door, the front door, the little area, like the front door is fucked. The front door, it's like, there's like a bar full of like roaches. There's a fucking strip club full of scorpions. There's like, oh, it's so bad. They just gather and then they disperse. But who can explain how one got upstairs in my bathtub? Because that's still, it makes me so confused.

I think the vents. I honestly, God. How do one get my toilet? I peed. I think I climbed in your toilet and killed itself. Yeah, it landed in my piss and died because it was so acidic. The morning, peas are bad. What, Larry?

Do it again. Do the mouth thing. Oh, my. It looks like it. It looks like he took a shit. It looks like he took so. Quagmire might be even toilet on the family guy. Quagmire.

I'm Glenn. I'm Glenn. Glenn, Gleng, Glenn. Glenn. Glenn. I'm sorry,

but I'm going to kill the crown today. I'm sorry, but I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. And we're like new new leak from Playward Cardi. All right cool, let's listen to it. I'm sorry kids, but I'm gonna, all right, cool. You're gonna kill the only song, let's hear it.

I'm sorry kids. All right, dude. Wait, you ready? Well, you're SpongeBob did it? Did you see the SpongeBob one? You see Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Ice Do it? The Sponge, the Patrick video that Tanner showed us. Oh, little kids, I don't make kill a clown today.

How did they give him an Australian accent? It's just masking. I don't know. Sorry, but I'm gonna kill a clown today. No, give a, dude, the Patrick one was so funny. Let me get the Patrick one. I'm sorry, little man.

The Patrick's like church one. But I'm gonna kill a clown today. I was dying in that one. It's so funny. I'm wise. Listen. I'm madder. Oh.

This one. I would go to church every Sunday. Oh, my. It's so awesome. I'd be there every day. There's all is. I was actually like I was in church. Like,

Oh my god, dude, I felt that. I listened to that so much. God's hand reached out to me and I accepted it. All right. I don't know how long ago it was, but me and Yuma were watching these like church where they fucking slap the people like, this little girl has cancer and he just fucking smacks her with his jacket. He's like blessed.

Like now she's got a car wheels and they're like, dude, it's so bad. They'll make some type of witchcraft type thing. It's like no, it's like scam, scam churches. They'll make like 80-year-olds like like. fucking drop to their backs. Like it's a rustler. Her head.

This old lady's gonna die soon. Not no more. Swoosh. Fucking heals her. Swoosh. I don't know because I've been in a charismatic church like that before and it's like, yeah, it's kind of scary and stuff. But like, dude, it is like, no.

I mean, I don't think, I think in the moment, it's like, it's crazy. I know the energy is crazy. Everyone in those churches are so, they're so passionate. There's so much energy in the building. It feels like, it literally feels like electric, like electricity is in the air. I've only been like once or twice, but it was like, What's wrong with this girl? She's going to die soon.

She's going to get shot later tonight. Not no more. Oosh. Wush. I'm looking at my computer tabs. I got submarines. What did Ronald Reagan do? Baymax age and sexy.

Sexy cartoon cartooned Ronald Reagan did Ronald Reagan do? Did you find it out? What was it? What did you? I didn't even read it. Oh, oh, he was ordered. He also ordered the invasion of Grenada in 1983. Dude, there was, your tab game is so fucking funny.

Payback's age and sexy cartoon character. Yeah. In this video, you share your screen. You have like three tabs open. It's like the Discord on the browser. And then there's like, Y&W. Melly murder on my mind. And then there's Antonio of a penis. Antonio.

Antony. You're like, you're a sixth grader search bar where you're learning about Reagan and then you get sidetracked and you're looking at like Baymax and sexy cartoon characters. You really wanted to answer that question. What you hit?

Look, I need to know this. I think the dark, the dark is like making me feel like time is passing but not passing. It's the whole lastly VC thing. I don't know what it is. Oh, wait. Tell me why. An hour.

I have bad news for you, Isaac. You have to end this entire video. No. Tell me why we were going to start this podcast at seven and now it's like 10 o'clock. No, it's Nick's fault. And Isaac's fault. I'll take blame. Isaac completely forgot.

It's not just Nick Larry and Isaac. It was fun. No, we had an horrible time. I was just rat. I mean, it was deaf. And yeah, you were just going. You were freestyle in the fuck out of the shit. I was getting my camera and I got yelled at for sitting on my camera.

So, yeah. Nick was coming back from the gym. Isaac was coming back from the gym. I was on call with Nick. I got back from the gym and soft Willie is Sidney. there in the driveway. So the entire time I was online, he was in the garage, I think,

just like flicking his being in the car. No, he was on a phone car. He was on a little call, on a little date. On a date? What? I was drinking out my fling. He was drinking off his bling. I was on the phone with Larry at the time. Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. I'm sorry, little kids, but I'm going to call

Scott Willie today. I'm sorry, little kids, but we're going to do a group chat voice of Paul Lazy's today. I think out of all, Out of all 60 episodes, we've probably been on time, maybe twice. And when we are on time, it takes us seven retakes. Yeah. Because, like, we get too soon.

So it's like, what, seven hours in total? We got to get it out of our system. Yeah. We've had episodes where we're all staying like the entire time. I think if Yummy wasn't, I think the reason Yummy is gaming today is because he would not be able to control himself. He wasn't, because before the podcast.

I had a problem. He would, like, could not stop. dreaming and talking and I was like, I actually apologize for that. Can you apologize to me too? For what? For me saying that if that was me, you would yell at me and call me annoying and say you don't want to do the podcast? Because that would be too hyper. I'm not apologizing for that.

You're annoying. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, we're ending the podcast on that name. Thank you, Gaines' Code Group. Let's bro. Call me check out there. Goose. You're moved up.

Much better. They had a new sale. We didn't even mention. They had a new sale. We didn't even mention it. They have a new sale. I did. They got a new sale.

Use code group for, yeah. Go ahead. Bye. Goodbye. See you next way.