The Group Chat - #62 - DO NOT WATCH THIS 🚫

Episode Date: July 7, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen to the group chat podcast episode 69. 69. That'd be funny if it was, but I don't think it is. Wait, I'll be the judge of that. Let me take a look at see. It's 61.
Starting point is 00:00:16 It's 61. We are missing some people today. It is the 5th of July. Happy America's birthday, dude. We're on 62. Nowhere near 69. I may as well be 69. We have like two months.
Starting point is 00:00:30 We have like two months. once in so he hits. God, God. Okay, don't say it like that. Yeah. Welcome to episode 62 of Larry. What's on your TV, man? Can we take a look?
Starting point is 00:00:45 Oh. This was on the whole day. It's a retention hack. This is like what yummy did with the... Retention hack. All right, everybody... If you don't like basketball, then we have cocoa melon for you. It's all...
Starting point is 00:00:56 Is that cocoa melon? Watch it. It is. I think it is. I actually really can't tell. Let me make a little gap for you guys. Oh, perfect. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:01:03 Wait, that's actually so good. Everybody's just watch Cocoa and we can sit in silence. A huge job. A ponder of something. Oh. Thank you gamers ourselves for sponsoring this episode
Starting point is 00:01:14 of the podcast is. The goat. As well as each and every one. Another one. Use code group for 10% off. For me, I love games. Oh, look how red it is. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Yeah, use 10% off for the reddest goop and the, oh my, look at me. Who else loves red? I do. Pink tape. I just want to write. Yeah, as well as GameR stuffs, I'd also like to give a shout out to another person. As I'm on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:01:43 I made a tweet for just artists to DM me, you know, looking for some artist's work. I got a DM about someone who has a 52-year-old dad who loves the group chat. Oh, what? I love 52-year-old dads. I would kidding you. And he literally said that when he watches the videos, our videos kind of remind him of how his friend group was back in the day. I think that's really cute.
Starting point is 00:02:11 So Rob, big shout out to you. Rob. It's very cool that you are, you're watching. Cueness overload. Man, can we actually get Robert? That's so cool.
Starting point is 00:02:22 I think it's cute. I don't know. The child, that's great. To the child, can we get your dad on the podcast? Let us know. Actually, we do need a dad. That'd be so. We were just talking about having something like mystical on the on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:02:35 And we didn't know what. You know, we were looking through options. Is Rob, Rob the dad, a mystical. Dude, he's like a mystical creature. No, let me tell you something. Rob probably has some crazy fucking stories. Has to.
Starting point is 00:02:45 If he had a friend group like ours, I mean, come on. I don't think he knows what we do behind the scenes. He probably got around, man. I won't lie. What is that supposed to be? Yeah, what?
Starting point is 00:02:56 He probably did the craziest stuff you could imagine. The crazy stuff that moved to be it's off of. I was like, this is someone's father you're talking about. I don't think there has ever been this combination of, like, people on this podcast before ever. Dude, this is the big four, like, World War II. This has never happened. I'm USSR, grunk is, UK, Isaac's U.S., and Larry's China. I get to be U.S.
Starting point is 00:03:18 That's the big four. I'm U.S.S.S.R. Okay. All right. I'll make the shit. I make the memes. Dude, I've been seeing this hyper-ironic TikTok account guy. And oh my gosh, it's like, it's like truly awful.
Starting point is 00:03:33 He's like, I don't have my phone on me, but he was like, he's like, what do you get when he makes Peter Griffin and Big Chungus? Peter Chungus, then he went, and he like shows it out to the camera. It was real soft, willy humor. It made me really sad. Real soft willy humor. Oh. Okay. That's actually the worst one of the thing all day.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Soft willy humor has evolved. It's really not good. Something weird. And he wears this like Among Us shirt. It's kind of crazy. He does. It's next level. And you guys were actually doing something very cringe.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Yeah, I want to talk about that because it's been kind of like a, it was, okay, so I'm sure you want to stop it. I'm sure you understand like making fun of like the whole. I wouldn't call it band kid humor, but I also would. It might be a little bit. a little bit of the band kid humor. Oh my gosh. Larry Tanner and I have gone back even farther. We've went even deeper than just band kids.
Starting point is 00:04:40 It's really no good. We started bringing back like the memes, like the memes from Vine. Go ahead. The dank, the dank memes. No, no, I think. Isaac, come on, do it. I agree.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Isaac has too much to lose. I literally, I'm just, yes, I have, I can't just do it. Dude, it's bad. It makes me like crawl. All right. Town it down? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:03 All right. Wait, I'm getting a really bad duck feeling now. Yeah, I don't want to turn it down. Do you feel that, Tanner? I do feel kind of weird. I feel really sad. I did the worst one. I did the worst one yesterday or the other day.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Remember? Okay, yeah. I was saying, all right, I'm watching TV. And Larry and Tanner sometimes have these, these moments where they will come downstairs on the same, like, wave of just thought. And they surrounded me. There was one of my left
Starting point is 00:05:34 and one of my right. And I'm in like this reclining chair and they're both there and they both throw out their arms and T-pose in front of me. And then Tanner was like, Reed! Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Dude, I just looked at him like he was like this. It was like a skin walker thing. Like everything I knew about It was thrown out the window. I had no idea who this guy wasn't. I saw your eyes tearing up like you're about trying. I actually, yes. You're recalling really hard.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Every single, there's been like, imagine that, but on a level where we did that with every single imaginable vine from back then, literally just like five seconds ago. It's going to be on vine now. Dude, it is. We've just went so deep into, it's like digging through gold right now.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Yeah. No, it's for a diamond. What was the one? It was like another one like, Larry, Larry was like, he was like, bro. Tanner, dude, that was like, that was complete. That was so bad. Oh, boy. And he did like the both hands, both hands right at Tanner.
Starting point is 00:06:42 And I felt like a nuke just went off in my living room. Dude, Tanner. Boy. Boy. Not even that. It was like, boy. I think, dude, I think you. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, you were spinning around like, e. I'll remember, if I be honest, we're watching this is the end, which by the way,
Starting point is 00:07:09 that movie was fucking phenomenal. It's crazy. World class. I'm glad they got every leading star on that movie. We were watching that. And then once it finished, it was like a switch in us. And then it erupted.
Starting point is 00:07:25 There was nothing in the movie that even prompted the switch. Nothing really happened. Nothing at all. It gave me so much energy. What? Huh? About what?
Starting point is 00:07:34 The movie was about like, it was like all of the, the classic, like Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, like all these, like James Frank, all these great actors. It was like, all you need to know. It was written by Seth Rogen, the whole thing. Yeah, it was just like, it was a funny movie, but for some reason. Oh, you know why I sort of, like, I ordered my food and I was like, I don't know what to watch. I just threw on this is the end. I was like, okay.
Starting point is 00:07:55 It was Yeah I did the worst I did the worst one though Grunk Like this is like What did? Like we were all settling down a little bit
Starting point is 00:08:05 Like from all this Like the stuff we were doing I was like behind Isaac And I went in front of him I was like I don't even want to do it I'm like It's like
Starting point is 00:08:15 It's like gross Like I'll do Hold on let me just Nobody like Do anything I went in front of him And I was like I was like
Starting point is 00:08:22 I was like Shrexie Shrexie O' girl. I was like, Boe. No. No. Larry's like upstairs at this point.
Starting point is 00:08:36 He already left. He was like, what are you doing in my swore? What are you doing in my age? You got any. Ew. Oh my God. My camera went out of focus for that.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I started doing that too. because my eyes went crossed. I didn't want to even be I didn't want to be on plane of it anymore. What are you doing in my e? What are you doing in my e? What are you doing in my ear? Dude,
Starting point is 00:09:06 I'm like, okay. We are. Oops. Oh my God. I feel so bad if the people are listening. I'm not kidding you. I'm sorry. Because listen, we're living with this.
Starting point is 00:09:16 We've been living with this thing. It's like this poison in her mind. For like two days now. So we're used to it. But people right now haven't heard these things in like years. And if you were getting at like a truck, if you had to turn it off, I'm like, okay with that. It's all right.
Starting point is 00:09:31 It's all right. Dude, we're going to see a retention drop of like. Yeah, we just like actually did it to zero percent watch. Yeah, one mention of E and just, oh, dude. Holy. Do you ever wonder?
Starting point is 00:09:42 Do you ever wonder out there if there are people that actually like think that's still Oh, yeah. Top? Yeah. Dude, people still really enjoy Shrek for some reason. They love the Shrek. It's like. Go and dark.
Starting point is 00:09:54 I'm still making videos. Like, if he's making videos, then there's a fucking market for it. Dude, I'm not going to, listen, I'm not going to, like, name names or anything, but I saw on Twitter, it was a reply. And I kid, it's a big creator. And I could you not, it was literally the B movie script. Like in a, like in a document. Awesome. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:10:12 You like jazz? You like jazz? You like jazz? Stop. You like jazz. Try not to cringe podcast challenge. Fuck in it. Look what you did.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Look what you did. Wait, put him in your nose and be like, beep. Yeah, yeah. Put him in your nose. Do not try this at home. Do not try to sound. Actually, never mind. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:10:37 That's actually gross. No, do it. It's his nose can hear? But you're like, all right, Larry, are you inhaling the memes and exhaling the memes? Are they about to be injected into your bloodstream? Oh, my gosh. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:10:58 And why has God abandoned you? Wait, wait, wait, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, doctor. Get up a stim shot. Oh, wait, wait, it's like the heart rate monitor, it's like, B, b, B Dude
Starting point is 00:11:27 B Bones Bata Bones Bita Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
Starting point is 00:11:40 Bitter Oh Dr. Dr. Dr. Bepsy He started that B thing Was it
Starting point is 00:11:49 Fing Cetico? Yeah Ceticle dude Oh my My No I know I think he made
Starting point is 00:11:55 Bones pizza and everyone was like, dude, oh my God. And it was really, that was like the thing back then, but then some, some fuckhead decided, wait, boneless pizza, we just showed a B emoji in front of everything. I'm literally gagging right now. I'm literally like nauseous.
Starting point is 00:12:12 What happened to Larry? Oh, he's back. There he is. Oh, my God. I'm actually like sick. I want to change the subject. I don't want to talk about it anymore. I want to do it. Okay, let's make a pact right now between all of us to not do any of those like insanely ironic jokes. for the rest of the podcast.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Okay. Okay. Like, yeah, it's blood packed, all right? Blood packed. I got, I got my results back for my, uh, for my big, uh, AP Cald test. Ooh. Pass? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:39 I got a one. Out of what? Out of what? Out of a. You get a point for signing your name and you can say it out of one? You spelled the wrong. You got one. It's a one out of five.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Oh, okay. That's the 20%. It's really bad. It's the worst possible. Why was your AP Calcut test five points? Yeah, because that's how it. That's just how they score it. It's like, it's like 70 questions.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Oh. It's no, no, okay, that's lie. It's 30 questions and like six free response. Why did you say that? And on all the free response questions, on all the free response questions. I wrote like an essay. I wrote like an essay saying
Starting point is 00:13:36 this was the worst mistake I've ever had. Like, this is my biggest regret in all my high school career taking this class. And then they're like, did you really say that? I did. Wow. And then I was like,
Starting point is 00:13:47 I hope you're having a great day and I hope I don't make your day bad or something or you think this is disrespectful. Are you looking for pity points? No, I was just like letting my mind be free. Or do you sign that? Some, no, never mind. Dude, I got offered.
Starting point is 00:14:01 What were you going to say? No, we made a blood packed. We made a blood packed. Okay, well, now you have to say. No, we made a blood pack. That gets. Listen, listen, all in favor, Isaac's saying it?
Starting point is 00:14:12 Say, aye. Aye. Okay, so we're breaking the blood pact over a silly joke. No, no. Everybody gets one. Everybody gets one. Everyone gets one? Yeah, we already used mine.
Starting point is 00:14:23 So this is your one. Okay. Grunk, when he's signing, like, how bad, the class was. MLG shades fly over his face turns black and white. I am no one, no one to come. Don't need a gun to get respect up on us.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Oh, you know? And then they watched at the class. Okay, yeah. Yeah. That was good. Yeah. We actually poop. No, please don't poop.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Yeah, they were only 15 minutes. I know I said that and now my stomach's like twisting. I almost puked when fucking layer with. E. Hey, we're done in blood. That was bad. That was bad. Dude, I'm...
Starting point is 00:15:05 I think what started it, Larry? 20 years old. No, it's Tanner, too. We were all in our room. Or no, it was just Larry. Oh, I remember. But we, I don't know, man. I turned on the, there was like a cringe,
Starting point is 00:15:17 you know, a non-vy cringe con. It was a dank meme compilation. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm talking about, like, long ago, like when we were in your room? Yeah, when Dad was me and you. Yeah, yeah. We were all in there.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Yeah, we're all in there. We're all in there. I think that's what... That was kind of the start. Yeah. Wow. There was a really bad room. When Isaac's room, he has just like monitor, huge monitor.
Starting point is 00:15:39 And we were just like, me and Tanner were like on the bed, like cuddled up. And then there was like another meme that we haven't seen in a while. And I'll drop to the floor and start doing pushups. Dude, it caught us off guard. I was like upside down. I was like, yeah. Imagine like we were like little angels on the bed. By the end of it, we were like upside down, like plaster on the wall, like a wallpaper.
Starting point is 00:15:59 You know, you know, like, the, it was like, like, the first time it ever happened, there was just like a, it was like Kermit falling off that fucking building. Oh. And it wasn't even like the original audio.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Because I even used the original audio in like some videos as sound effects. Like the, when, when the girl's like going like, geez, oh my God. Oh, geez, oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, what is this?
Starting point is 00:16:23 Yeah, but, um, they replaced that audio with, uh, it was the extremely loud, sad recorder Oh And then I like Deep fried and got bass boosted
Starting point is 00:16:37 There's so many coming back to me Do you remember the Thomas the train was like Burrbhap Yes Yes Dude dude The worst one
Starting point is 00:16:49 The worst one that many walk out of the room Was Kermit falling But I was like No one was Kermit falling And it was like I have crippling depression Order! Order! That was more than one.
Starting point is 00:17:03 That was two, Tanner. You don't get any more. I'm sorry. You're gonna get punched. Dude, we're gonna put that thing where like it keeps your eyes open. We're gonna drop a little like droplets in your eyes. I'm gonna make you watch 10-hour compilations. Look.
Starting point is 00:17:16 Oh my god! You're melting. It's like the robot chicken intro. They put me in a... I'm gay I have osteoporosis And then like the bag of candy Get thrown at Brandon Rogers
Starting point is 00:17:40 Oh Try me bitch I'll be back For the listeners Grunk walked away Grunk did walk away from this podcast For a second He will be right
Starting point is 00:18:05 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, my God. I'm like puking. All right. Are we better? Yeah. We get no more. We get no more.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Frank gets one if he wants to, but I'm drunk and have one more. I'm probably not going to use it. Let's put you. Can we change a topic? I'm going to change it right now. Okay. All right. We already said that.
Starting point is 00:18:31 I know. And then we went right back for some reason. Okay. Fourth of July. How was it? What did you guys do? I know what you two did, but Grung, tell me about you. Your fourth, man. How'd you do? What I did yesterday was I went and saw fireworks with my friends.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Okay. And it was a grand old time. I haven't been in like a big audience fireworks session and like forever. And everyone was like, yeah. Aw. Dude, I'm not a lot. I miss back at home, the fireworks shit was insane. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:59 I would shame. Yeah, I would drive around looking for fireworks. It was so sweet. Like a blizzard. Our street will end up being like cars beeping Because we would get like We would end it off with like You know the big ones you shoot up
Starting point is 00:19:11 Big M80s Yeah We're just like thrown on the ground Run away It's best as you get Oh my gosh It was so funny dude I fucking miss like
Starting point is 00:19:22 Just being on the street And all the Mexican kids are outside With like their tank tops Like lighting up fireworks And it's like so like It's so crappy It's like cardboard But it's like a little bit like
Starting point is 00:19:32 On the side So it's like at someone's house Like no one gives up fuck Like no one cared They were just like It was like that's all The last like core memory I have of fireworks Was
Starting point is 00:19:45 It was at my old house There was a parking garage But it was at the very top So there was like no cars up there Except like sometimes on the 4th of July They'd open it up and we could all go up there And they would shoot off like literally I'd say I'm gonna say like two miles away
Starting point is 00:20:03 And that sounds like far but they're fireworks. So they were like right there. Oh my God, is he T posing? Are you serious? Whoa. This is only one. Here you get another one.
Starting point is 00:20:14 That's it. That's it. That's all. Oh, my God. Is that Sarah McGee? Oh, Hey, Sarah. Dude.
Starting point is 00:20:19 I want to bite her paws. Yeah, no, Fourth of July was a pretty dude. Fourth of July was good. I liked it. Came out of dinosaur, T. Rore.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Cam out of dinosaur T. T. What did you just say? Okay. That's what you said. I was like, Yeah, I shouldn't have said anything. My bad.
Starting point is 00:20:37 But yeah, no, it was a, it was a cute little fourth. You know what's sad? I only saw, like, one firework, and I was inside the house when I saw it. Yeah, no, I did too. We didn't really go anywhere where there'd be fireworks. I thought we were going to see more coming back, but yeah. I always just saw one. And it was like so far away too, so it was like a dot.
Starting point is 00:20:51 I was like, oh, that's cool. I heard him. It was like all over his. Yeah, it sounds like Shirek. Oh, yeah, I heard him. Yeah. Dude, me and my friend, I went to a party after and it was really fun. And me and my friend, we kept doing this thing.
Starting point is 00:21:09 It was like a guy in a documentary who's just like saying the most redundant things. Like a guy who doesn't know much about music and a music documentary. So you have John Lennon on bass or whatever. Like you just started naming the Beatles and what they played. And it was like, it's magic. It's just magic. Like it's so dumb. Is he 80 years old?
Starting point is 00:21:33 No. So you have everybody in the roles. And once they start playing, God, it's awesome. Everyone doing their things. Yeah. It's like, it's an experience. The Beatles kind of piss me off. I'll stay here right now.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Wow, really. I just don't like the Beatles. I used to listen to the Beatles a lot when I was in high school. When I would do homework, I was listening to the Beatles. And we all live in. Like when I was experiencing it When I was like listening to the show I was like, okay, these are like some tunes and whatnot
Starting point is 00:22:05 But the fans are One of the most annoying people No, actually Like it's imaginable dude Dude somebody starts like What? You don't like the Beatles? Why? And all my only response is
Starting point is 00:22:15 We all live in a yellow summer I'm like It's the worst song I've ever heard It's a yellow submarine I'm like shut up Oh That's your son like a man Angry
Starting point is 00:22:29 Roten old Hit your chin. She actually just punched me in the face. She actually deserved that. How did you feel for big? Like this really big guy picked you up in cradle, dude. You'd want to get up.
Starting point is 00:22:41 I don't want that because all she doesn't sit next to my chair and claw my arms. Like, what? I would love a big guy. He's hungry. Later out. He's already eight. You should invest in a shock vest.
Starting point is 00:22:55 You should invest in a ball of chain. Not a collar of vest. Like covers every. every square inch of the cat and every time she goes trams she's fine as they learn. You should install like drunk goggles into her pupils
Starting point is 00:23:07 so she's always into her like swap her eyes swap her eyes and everywhere she yeah she can't even like there's like a clear distinct like split in the middle
Starting point is 00:23:19 but everything's backwards. You know what I heard about cats? They can only like perceive like blue and gray. Yeah. Really? I don't know how that works. Like if you think about it
Starting point is 00:23:31 They only see, like, like, like, imagine all they see is gray, and then you dip it in water, and they're just blue. What does a cat see? What does a cat? Oh, wait, they see shades of blue and green. What? That makes no sense.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Stupid game. Stupid dumb game. How does someone figure that out? They, like, install. Yeah, they can. I actually don't know. I see blue and green. Write that down.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Yeah. Yes, doctor. Just doctor. Here, I'm putting a picture in what it looks like. I can't replace their eye with a cat. I know, I know, I know. But I believe you. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:24:08 It's weird. It's like blurry. It's really bad. It's like my mobile. It's like sad. It's like sad they see the world like that. That's why they don't say cat's eye view. Never mind.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Oh, I'm all right. Just see like the most beautiful landscape of all time. It's all green and perfect. And then what a cat sees is like gray and darkness and like the worst thing. Yeah. Yeah. More blur. More blur.
Starting point is 00:24:27 More gray. More dark. But they still like. I love humans. Do you think cats can catch more fish if they see better? Like, if you give him, like, contact lenses, you just start going off fucking... Dude, why don't we give animals freaking glasses and stuff? Right.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Do you think they'd have, like a meltdown, like a crisis? Like a weird thing. They do that thing where, like, they get on their back legs. Are you talking about, like, whatever it's in front of the... Like, you just change their wood surgery on the cat. Yeah, fix them up. Yeah. Wait, I thought they have, like, really good.
Starting point is 00:25:00 vision. Not according to that picture, dude. They have like, precise vision, but it's not very, like, wide. It's just like narrow, like, they're like tunnel vision, dude. Ketra tunnel vision. Freaking beluga's whales. Well, that explains why they would, like, they would look around and then there's a cucumber on the ground.
Starting point is 00:25:15 They'd freak the hell out. I think that's a big thing. Someone has to explain it to me. I'm a podcast. Okay. Okay. Imagine the coolest picture maybe of all time. So it's like, it's like a cat.
Starting point is 00:25:30 It's a cat in a space suit. It was like a rocket going off behind it. Yeah, and he's in space. It's like space. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Someone posted dubstep cat image. Oh, yeah, with the galaxy glasses. Hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Dubstep cat glasses. I love this cat. This cat, like, saved my life, I think. Dude. It was softwaily's background. It was a background on his laptop. It was. It was.
Starting point is 00:25:56 It was. It was so good. So good. It's awesome. Nyon cat. Mim-a-me-bun-a-me-ma-ma-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-h. I wrote down something to talk about. No, I didn't.
Starting point is 00:26:14 I didn't write down, actually. Did you see the image I posted yesterday, Grunk? Or were you asleep? What did you post yesterday? Weiss Gung came out with like a movie-style banner of him. Movie music. Picking four flat-top caps between, it was a YouTube hat, it was a Twitch hat, a rumble hat and a kick hat
Starting point is 00:26:34 and he looked like he was painted like it was like an oil sketch I was like a mural like a mural like a little same thing like I want to hire professional artists and it's just like
Starting point is 00:26:45 pick my meal it's like pizza pizza burger but he went dude he went and he went
Starting point is 00:26:51 yeah and I just give you two hands together and everything you're looking down like I think he got signed to Rumble or something. I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:27:10 Nobody's using Rumble. I saw Rumble and I didn't know what it was like. I looked at it. I thought it was like Devo. I don't even know what Devo is. It really looks like a malware like system that goes into your computer. And it's like fucked up. It looks like anti-spyware like software.
Starting point is 00:27:26 All right. It's like you somehow download like live streams. It's like, download free videos now. Is it possible to replace the, the logos? I think we might be able to replace the logos with the Photoshop AI. No, Rumble is actually the first AI streaming service. I heard about that. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:27:47 Oh my God. If you look up Rumble, the only thing. It's like some movies. It's like some movie with like a furry dinosaur. And it's like Spanish The hero What is Al-Zara I mean?
Starting point is 00:28:14 I don't know The hero Yeah, you gotta like scroll a little bit You scroll to just see like the worst website of all time But I think the Rumble movie takes the cake for the best Dude, I don't know It's just Rumble looks like those like websites You go to like see like free movies
Starting point is 00:28:29 Yeah Then you have to like close out of 80 ads Just to watch, like a, like an hot anime babe. Yeah, you click play and it opens like another tab. It says, allow, click allow. Allow, please now she wants to send you pictures. Oh, my God. I've racked up so many free iPhones from that.
Starting point is 00:28:49 It's actually kind of crazy. I've been waiting. I've accepted all of them. How's your computer? I swap my computers about every six months. They get little slow after a while. I've never cried so hard. I went to my friends.
Starting point is 00:29:09 I had this friend who I thought it was like a computer genius. I went to his house. His browser had like so many search bars. It was like one third of the screen. It was like all search bars and like logos. I'm like, what are you looking at? I had a similar situation on my phone. And I don't know what I clicked.
Starting point is 00:29:31 but it was really bad. I clicked it, right? And what it did, it made it so, like, every 10 minutes on my, on my Apple calendar, there's a new,
Starting point is 00:29:42 there's a new, a new alert that said, like, it's time for your day, it's time to fuck. And it's like, whoa, and it never stopped.
Starting point is 00:29:51 There's nothing I can do to get rid of it. They kept replenishing, like, every, every 10 minutes, I got a notification saying that with a link
Starting point is 00:30:00 and stuff. And it got so bad to the point. I just deleted it off my phone. I remember, like it out forever. So I was on like, I don't remember what website it was, but it was, it had a lot of pop-ups. And they,
Starting point is 00:30:15 sometimes there are pop-ups that are really, really good. They open up and say like, you know, like, oh, your thing is a virus, blah, blah, blah. But you press like, like, like, no, I don't want to do this, blah, blah, blah, blah. And it looks like an Apple, like, thing. And it feels like it and it acts like it. I click no. and then I'm like a few days later.
Starting point is 00:30:33 I'm like, okay, I have something to do. I'm going to go make a like a reminder in my calendar. So I don't forget. And I go there. And it is the same website as an event every hour for the next 364 days. Yeah. I have no idea how. I like, I don't know what I remember how I got rid of it.
Starting point is 00:30:54 But I think I had to like uninstall a system configuration or something. But it was like. Dude, it was the most nuts shit ever. Imagine, imagine you look back on the, on the no you clicked, and it's like peeling off and it says yes. And you're like, oh. No! Yeah, it's a slight peel.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Yeah. Like peel. I want to get like a, I want to get a desktop stripper without the virus. Like I just want like a little desktop stripper that, like in the system. Oh. Okay. Like have a chill with me for a little bit. Oh.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Oh. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Like, back in the day, it was big to have, like, an assistant before he hasn't, like, put on or whatever the fuck. What are you talking about? Like, like, assistants on, like, the green screen hooker on your task bar that just kind of, like, dances around. Yes. Yeah, that was the coolest thing ever.
Starting point is 00:31:47 That was, like, if you didn't have that, you were not cool. Also, oh, my God, I forgot how big. Remember when mouse cursors were, like, huge? Like, you would go to a website. It would be, like, across, like, Jesus Christ. as like a mouse cursor or like there's like websites there was like hundreds of websites
Starting point is 00:32:02 where it was these like little graphics of like like crosses there was like Jesus Christ Oh you could customize your cursor? Yes yeah yeah yeah yeah but they were everywhere It was like it was like early internet I thought that was like the coolest thing ever
Starting point is 00:32:14 I was like please I just want a cool cursor I want to look cool Yeah I customized your computer It was the coolest thing The MLG days and shit They had like a like a hit marker As a cursor and I was like I'm gonna
Starting point is 00:32:26 Yeah I try to get that one And then that's how I got my first, like, I bricked my whole computer. The end. That's it. That's all it was. I accidentally charged my mom, like almost $1,000 because I was playing Pac-Man on the, on a, it was on her team mobile phone.
Starting point is 00:32:47 It was like an old one. And I was playing Splintero on it. It was like this 2D-scroller Splintercell game, and I was playing Pac-Man. And apparently it was racking up, like quite a bill. And it was almost like $1,000. Oh, my gosh. Thankfully, she'd have to pay.
Starting point is 00:33:05 It was like a lot. I don't remember if it was $1,000 or like 500, but it was a lot. And ever since then, I was so scared to play any browser game that wasn't like store-bought. Like, I would have to go to GameStop and buy everything. So I knew that it was legit. And after that, I just couldn't play that. That's scary, though. I was scared of, like, cool.
Starting point is 00:33:21 I thought cool math was going to charge me like $10,000 if I played like three games. How was it even charging you? I was like scared. I loved being on computers when I was younger. Like anytime I could, like at a party, I'll ask. And then I'll just start playing like cool nice games or whatever the hell. But I was terrified of like viruses and stuff like that. Because I also felt for the free gem, Kasha Klan one.
Starting point is 00:33:48 Where I give him my info is like your first name, last name, email. No. No. No. Yeah, it was like, first thing I got some email, and then it'll be like, all right, the last verification step, go to this website and verify with them. And then it's just like, it's like, it's like,
Starting point is 00:34:07 back and forward, like, go to this or not go to that one. That's right your email. And it didn't hit me until like I was on like my, my 10th website where I was like, damn, this is long, bro. I don't want to do this anymore. Like trying to generate free clangling coins. What I would do, I would do those.
Starting point is 00:34:22 And like, I think they're like real, but I was also very skeptical. so I'd put in fake info and I'd keep going and going and going and digging and I was like, okay, yeah, this is stupid, what am I doing? I always had hope. I had a hope.
Starting point is 00:34:35 I was like, yeah, I was a sucker for like the great, the whale shark cards for GTA. Yeah, I would like try and get free money. And then like just my screen would start like, I'd see like a menu pop up. I'd like, I'd turn my Xbox off. I got so scared. I gave up.
Starting point is 00:34:52 I was like, no, no, no, no. Take your Xbox. Yeah, I would turn everything off. I remember, like, when I was little, I had this little, like, iPad. It wasn't an iPad. It was like a knockoff version. It was like this big. And I was, like, trying to get, like, free gems for something.
Starting point is 00:35:07 I don't know. And as soon as I entered, like, free websites, it was like, your device has been compromised. And I literally, like, turned it off. And I broke it. I, like, bent it so it broke. I was like, I can't use it. I was so scared. I almost cried.
Starting point is 00:35:27 Because I didn't know anything about the internet. You bit it. It cracked. Because I was not on the internet whatsoever, but I just had this thing just to play games. And I went on like safari for the first time ever. And this says device compromise. You device to be compromised.
Starting point is 00:35:49 I hit it under my bed. Oh, my God. Just done with this Dude, every time I got scared, I would just break my stuff That was like my weird problem I would break my laptop
Starting point is 00:36:05 I'd break my house Who's the That reminds me of like That's like really big It's like the horn He's like really cute But he's like super big and strong Oh sweet pee
Starting point is 00:36:17 Yeah sweet pee It's like he gets scared He just Oh my god Oh, I'm very sweet P. I'll be real. It's funny. Dude.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Yeah, that was, it was terrifying, like, back then because nobody knew if there was, like, legit or not. Literally nobody. You think people still like, like, there are kids that were our age when we felt for that that still fall for it, like, yeah. I feel like it was a good amount because there's new games out there and they're still young. They're like, I want free currency.
Starting point is 00:36:47 And they'll go to, like, a website and see how to do it. Yeah. I mean, I guess. I don't know. I don't think it's as prominent anymore because they've been on the internet more. Yeah, they grew up with it longer. I feel like they'd have like a basic.
Starting point is 00:37:00 They were born into the internet. So they have a lot of stuff. But I feel like hacks now are like way worse. Like modders and stuff have gotten so much more. Dude, I'm terrified to go on Call of Duty. Oh, no, no, no. On PC, black up. On PC, Black Ops dude, they can literally put like,
Starting point is 00:37:16 they can put like dudes like, like, like some porn up there while you're playing. Just got to punch your monitor. You gotta break it. Straight through. I remember it happened to, I think it happened to XCC in Ross. And they had like, they were playing Black Ops 2 and they're just like,
Starting point is 00:37:33 making love. They can do crazy stuff. They can like actually erase you. I'd never been more scared in an Xbox blockups two search and destroy lobby because I was just like playing. And they're like, hey. And then they say my gamer tag. I'm like, what?
Starting point is 00:37:48 I was like, a little kid. I was like, what? And they're like, did you look up this yesterday? And I was like, I was like, that is scary. I was like, no, I was like, no, why. And there's like, oh, what about this?
Starting point is 00:38:00 And then he says something else. I was like, okay. And I turned my Xbox up. And I was like, oh. No, I was in the Xbox. I didn't know it was possible. People would be like, is this where you live? And you're just like, no.
Starting point is 00:38:12 No. No. No. That's my grandma's house. Yeah. Not mine. I would always say no. Like you're really close.
Starting point is 00:38:21 That you found my grandma's. house, but not me. That's not where I live. You were close, but yeah, no, that's not me. You were close. What's the weather like in like your home, hometown? Oh, I don't know. I've never been there. I'd be like, but my grandma's there. I'd be like, no, I'm just two hours away from that. You were close
Starting point is 00:38:38 though. Sorry. No, I'd be listening, I'll be scared to test that because I'm like, okay, I say that right. I'm like, no, that's not mine. Nope. No, I don't live there. Like, okay. Then let me, uh, let me drop a little air package. I'm like, no. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, it's not you
Starting point is 00:38:55 And I guess you won't care that 40 unpaid for pepperoni pizzas will show up and out. Wait! Wait, no! Please. You ever seen that video of the guy who has like a sign? And he's like, please like curse at me or whatever he was like yell at me. And then the dude recording the video, like he sees him and he's like,
Starting point is 00:39:16 he's like yelling at him and the guy's like flinching. But he's like, he's like asking for it. He's like asking to be yelled at. He's, like, scared of every word that comes out. I was, I was, like, the same way when I was playing Black Ops 2 where I would, like, start shit talking people. But as soon as I start yelling at me, I started getting scared and I leave the lobby. I'm going to take the head. Please hack me.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Please, please hack me right now. Dude, yeah, I, I, I, I'd play Destiny all the time. And on that game, you got to, like, for raising stuff, you got to join up parties. You need comms and everything. You need to talk to people. And I would join and my voice didn't drop until actually in my junior year of high school. I'll be honest. And I was in those parties and I was like, hey guys.
Starting point is 00:40:05 And they'd be like, oh. And then literally they'd do, what's the shape of a boot? Or what's the shape of a boot? Yeah. And then I get kicked. And I remember, for some reason, I thought when I got seventh grade, seventh grade would be the turning point for when my voice drops. And I was like, man, I'm so excited because my voice finally going to drop
Starting point is 00:40:28 and I'm going to get to play destiny with anyone I want. And then it did not happen. It didn't happen for another like four years. I mean, dude, drunk, you're like old, your old, like, videos with like Schlat, like Becginzsche. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. You sounded like you were like zero years old.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Dude, you're friends with me, Tanner. I know I was. A little baby boy. I think it's weird that, you know, like, when your voice drops, like you think that's it and then it's not. Like, it keeps, sometimes it can keep getting deeper. Like, it's actually, like, looking back, I'm like, me as myself right now, I would not, like, no offense really,
Starting point is 00:41:10 but I would not hang out with, like, people that have a really tiny young voice. It's like, oh my goodness, you're so young. I can't hang out with you. But, like. You can't hang out with you. But like, that's how I got brought up, which is crazy. Like, why? Why do people like me so much? It's strange.
Starting point is 00:41:29 The first time I met you, I was on like the Minecraft server. Then you were just like follow me around because I was screaming. And I thought you were funny. I was like, you would like, just start singing. I thought you were funny. I thought you were funny. I was like, you see that pig? I'm gonna go kill that pig.
Starting point is 00:41:47 And I was like, okay. Dude, I was a little leech. I don't know, dude. When I thought about you, like, back in the day, I thought of you, like, Finn. Like, you were just, like, on an event. We were, like, running around. You were, like, fin in the first season, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just, like, trying to figure out, like, adventures and, like, try to do anything.
Starting point is 00:42:06 You're, like, season eight Finn right now. Yeah, yeah, dude. I'm better than my heart. People play Minecraft would, like, kill a pig. You would, like, make a staircase to jump off of it and then kill the pig. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dude.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Dude, I like, don't do that anymore. That's kind of crazy. To like a laser or rubber or whatever it's called a lead. And you like put that lead on the fence that's a little bit higher than the ground. So we just keep bouncing up. Oh, my, boy, like you'd punch it a few times, you know, just to be like funny.
Starting point is 00:42:34 But then you'd like not kill it. You just let it. Dude, I miss when we just streamed Minecraft. Like that was honestly so fun. Dude, I love Minecraft. It was so fun again. Yeah, bring back PMS. Yeah, there is like a creative.
Starting point is 00:42:46 I think it's really. I just want to get past the initial. Every time I start Minecraft, the initial is always the most painful for me because I'm just like, there's so much. It's the same shit you've done a million times. Starting the Minecraft world.
Starting point is 00:43:01 You got to find iron. You're just iron to get some diamonds. That part is like, then it can get interesting. It's when you start having a little community. Remember when you had the thing, Isaac, that little world. Yeah, with the little houses.
Starting point is 00:43:12 The thing you were building. And there was like a little bridge across the river. Yeah. And then I had my little house next like right there. the ravine. And I had my farm with like all my little stuff going on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:24 I remember, dude, I was like, I was like, like, dream himself. I was like being like the lower guy and I would steal, I stole, I stole Knicks. Was it Nick's dog? You killed this horse. You did kill like all of his animals. That was not my fault.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Okay. I'll fight Aldanus Hill. That was not. He was like genuinely like sad. He's like, why would you do? Yes, I killed the server. What did I steal? I stole something.
Starting point is 00:43:45 I put it into a boat and I hit that boat. behind like multiple layers of war. Oh yeah. It was like, you were like, griefing your own server. No, it was next to her. It wasn't my.
Starting point is 00:43:56 I was really. And then remember we invited Frustrade? He just came out and actually grieved. He was like, it was like bee hopping and he just left. You know, like, we had a court, we had a court case for the horse thing.
Starting point is 00:44:10 And then we had, we had quite, we had quite joyed and quite immediately, like, it turned on like, constant. He was right into it. Quiet. Quiet was in content mode. And like the unbreakable character.
Starting point is 00:44:24 You could not get him to break. Yeah. And then and then Chewy Joy. Shitty Join was like, what is wrong with you? Like, why did you kill me? This is like, why would you kill me? You got to take off all your armor and leave his swords in this chest. He was like, why do I got to do that?
Starting point is 00:44:40 And he got killed. He was like, man, this is bullshit. I'm gone. He just laughed. That server fell apart Yeah I missed your cave as well Greg You little like
Starting point is 00:44:56 Yeah you were You were like artsy with him man That was actually a good house That was a good base That was cozy Good base And I had an axolado Aquarium
Starting point is 00:45:04 Remember the uh Remember the nether Like what we had in the nether Oh my gosh Yeah We had a whole operation going on Like we didn't even do anything Like we just we just like aired out
Starting point is 00:45:12 The whole thing Tanner Tanner had like a little cave next to Nick's house It was like a weird I didn't like I would like squat. I would squat in like grunks bass. Yeah, you would squat everywhere.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Dude, I worked hard. I was like, didn't I have like a mind shaft? Like, I don't have like, rare operations going on. I was like a wandering vaguerre. Everyone had like like
Starting point is 00:45:30 operations. I also, I was hiding a lot of, that was when we used images. And I was hiding a photo of you all over the mess. That was a classic. That was a classic.
Starting point is 00:45:41 That was a classic. No, that's so funny. Because someone like actually stumbled upon it by chance. Like my complete chance, underground. Like, they're just digging it. It was so big, too. It was like huge.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Dude, we got a we should, we should try. I've been hit you. I want to see how we, I don't even know how we did, because I think Nick set that up. Yeah, Nick, Nick, Nick's had this like Minecraft server ready. Yeah. Everything for like, you actually, yeah, he opened it up. I asked him if you can open it up, like, I think almost like a couple of, like three months ago now. And he had it open for like a few weeks.
Starting point is 00:46:14 And I thought that, I forget what happened. happened with my Minecraft, but it was like acting like so ass, and so I never played on it, and then the server deactivated again. Oh my god, the only thing is cool. WOMCII. We just turned up. The only thing is, though,
Starting point is 00:46:29 I mean, Nick is not the only cog working the server. He has to, like, go ask around. He was like a team that has to throw it up. So it's a little of a process that happens. But it's possible. A ghost store blade just flew across my screen. I don't know if anyone said that, but that was
Starting point is 00:46:45 insane. I don't think I saw it. They'll see it. They'll see it. They'll see it. I'm really worried. What? This is like me and you. I'm still looking at like the Rumble movie.
Starting point is 00:47:00 I can't see. Oh my God. Dude. Take a timestamp. Take a timestamp. Okay. Okay. We can put it on.
Starting point is 00:47:10 We can put it on too. Wow. That is really strange. That is no idea. You were gone. We looked up like. I looked up, we were just pooping on rumble. And I looked up rumble and the only thing that came up was like a weird, like, like an animated movie and not even rumble the website.
Starting point is 00:47:27 It's really strange. A Spanish movie. I was like, what? Yeah. Their marketing is so ass. Yeah, it's so bad. Yeah. Yeah, actually.
Starting point is 00:47:37 I'm, uh, they got out of that game. When I go to dorm life, I'm really worried that the internet is going to suck in the dorm and I'm going to be like. Oh, it's going to be like long down. It will. Can I get my like, can I get like a personal internet thing? Is that possible? I honestly can't tell you. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:47:54 I have no idea that works. There's definitely you can plug in your computer, but I don't know. I'm not sure what those exactly do. If anybody right now listening could provide some info on that. Yeah. Yeah, if you know. Because Grunk wants to do some dorm streams. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Dorm stream. Those will be iconic streams. That would be like an era. Dorm. Anyone can walk in your room? Yeah, me and my roommate. We're like studying. Yeah, no, dude, believe it or not, actually, Pat God used to do that.
Starting point is 00:48:28 That's where he made all of the songs for Donna. In his dorm. In his dorm. Oh, my God. And he had a roommate that was, he was chill, but it was also like, I would always do it. I would hate being his roommate. Let's just it.
Starting point is 00:48:45 That would be a nightmare. That would be a college student. I had classes to do. And I had a pet god in my dorm, I would hate my life. Can you imagine 4 a.m. you got a big test in here. You about dirty a shit, boy. You're like, four a.
Starting point is 00:48:59 m. That was just like 10. That's why. That's right. Dude, it probably got so bad. He started doing the cockroaches. Yeah. Dude, it probably got so bad.
Starting point is 00:49:08 He started dreaming about it. You probably sort of like imagining that's like, like, fucking cockroachers in his dream. Like fucking, just in turning. You about there. Boy, you went. to seven 11 and said fire say. Bye.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Fire say, fire. I'm honestly so excited. Like, I want my dorm to look so cool. Like, me and me and Camden, we're,
Starting point is 00:49:27 we're gonna, we have plans, bro. We have plans for that door. Can you get like a little train set just going around? Oh my gosh. Like an airplane.
Starting point is 00:49:33 Bro. Camden, he said, he said he won't let me hang up the one piece flag in the door. He's like, no, we're not.
Starting point is 00:49:39 We're not having it. If you're hearing this, fake friend, man. Yeah. He does not. He acts like, he's gonna have a girl coming on in and she's like, oh, is that one piece? Sorry. We're like, no, she's gonna come in and be like, oh, is that one peak?
Starting point is 00:49:55 And then she's, yeah, literally. Like, instant waterfall type situation. Dude. Type situation. Yes, instant. Everyone starts clapping. Call that shit water seven. Come on. Come on, come on.
Starting point is 00:50:20 That was good. It's too easy. No, it sucks. Because, like, the only, it's so rare to come across someone who's actually watch one piece and, like, I actually watched it, you know. That's weird. It's the most popular anime of all time. And a lot of people, like, have not watched it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Or you can, like, I think it's infamous. I think it's just infamous. Because they're like, ah, it's too long. Ah, it's too long. Let me grow up, dude. You have all the time in the world, bro. Have some classic glance for eight years. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Be a man, be a man. Anyways. Anyways. Anyways, instant waterfall. What are you guys having for dinner tonight? I think 10 already ate. I'll be real. No, I have some more rice, but I want to work out first and then eat my rice.
Starting point is 00:51:05 I don't know how the hell you can work out in the PMs, man. If I'm not up and out of the gym when I get it. Dude, I love late night workouts. It's like my own little world. They're sweet. I feel like it kicks my ass into high gear, and I have to. like do more with my day after I work out. Like I do work out after this?
Starting point is 00:51:21 Huh? Go. Oh wait. What? I guess my little smoothie. I asked Larry wants to work out with me. It's like, oh, man, no, I can't.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Dude, I just like the late night workouts because you're in your own little world. It's like dark. I like dark and like a night owl. I get like your body's most warm in like the PMs. So like in the evening, your mind's good. Your body's all lubed up, ready to go. Yeah, motion is motion, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:47 I did Bulgarian split squats or whatever for the first time today. And like... That name is so dramatic. It is. Okay. It's the hardest work. It hurts your fucking legs. Like I thought, I was not going all the way down, but like, oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:52:06 I remember I first started doing them. And I was like, I had a coach. He was like, come on. Keep going down. Keep going. I was like, oh. My friends said he literally cried once while doing him. It was so hard.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Like it made me nauseous. It was like, I was like sick doing them. Anything with legs, dude? Legs are a nightmare to grow. The world of fucking pain. It's so. I want I want like, I want like, run all the legs. Oh, they're like just like shredded the bone.
Starting point is 00:52:33 My soccer coach, my soccer coach way back when I actually like had butt legs. Like they were huge. Like this big of calves. Like in. Like the calves were like butts. The calves were like butts. Like they literally indented, bro. It was insane.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Isaac, you got butt calves. His leg went like this. This from the ankle up. It went. Like, it was ridiculous. I have no calf genetics. Dude, this is going to be flat forever. Caves are, I think they're like useless for sports.
Starting point is 00:53:06 Yeah. They're, well, you can jump, probably. Better for track and soccer. Yeah, track and initial, like, just track actually like lift off like right when the the buzzard thing a gun yeah because you're like you're on your
Starting point is 00:53:23 tippy you're on your tippy toes you gotta push off the only useful thing like when it comes to like kicking the only thing that matters is your core you could have skinny little legs what you're saying you both sound like undercover cops
Starting point is 00:53:37 like trying to bounce off each other or it's like oh like we're talking about track track yeah track yeah the gun get gun Gun. So where you from, man? I'm from,
Starting point is 00:53:47 I'm from, I don't know, yeah, Illinois, yeah, you did the thing at the, I'm like two hours away from me, two hours away from me. Undercover cops should be illegal.
Starting point is 00:53:56 I'll say it. What? Cover cops are just so dumb. Well, no, not that. Like, the video where they get caught. The driving.
Starting point is 00:54:04 The driving undercover cops where they're in the secret cars like, make them illegal. I like the, obviously I wouldn't do that around a cop, dude. The bait,
Starting point is 00:54:12 the bait cops. that would like go on to like Twitter or Facebook groups and be like a little fellow children and kids. It's always Snapchat. Come on. Anybody have weed? I'm trying to get. They have like rap.
Starting point is 00:54:27 They have rap music in the background. They're like, let me turn it down real quick. Oh, mate. You got that J on you. Spatile family. What is the scenario and accent? I've never heard this. If anything, I'd say the.
Starting point is 00:54:43 The cop would come in. He'd have like a boom box on his shoulder. Be like, yo, what's good, man? Anyone got anyone got some weed? And they're like, man. Anybody got any, anybody got any cush? Cush. Mary Jane.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Any of trees? Perkins? Perkins? Perkins? Grunk, do you have any opioids? Yeah. Yeah, I do. O opioids?
Starting point is 00:55:12 Yeah. You? Oh, for sure. Let me have some. Dude. Yeah, I can sling them. Dude, I got pimple coming in my, look, look. Oh, evil pimple spot. It's like, dude, it's scary when you get pimples in like a new spot because it's like, oh my gosh, is something happening?
Starting point is 00:55:29 Like, it's something that happened. I have like a bad habit of like, if I see it and it's like still like a like a brand new baby, like it's not even formed. I'm like, I squeeze it really. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a whole not to do. What?
Starting point is 00:55:39 What? What? What? starts bleeding. You see where Tanner, you see where Tanner has that pimple on his nose? That I think is like, after,
Starting point is 00:55:50 I used to like not give a shit because I wouldn't wear my glasses a whole bunch, but, like, oh, I've gotten one there. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:55:55 when you get there, it is impossible to wear glasses. You have to like, either put them at the very tip of your nose or that, no, there's no one. I'm a librarian.
Starting point is 00:56:04 Dude. Oh my God. I had a pimple on my back one time. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:56:12 Listen, listen, listen, when you have a bag pimple and then you, and then you, like, scratch your back and you don't know you have a pimple there. And then you scratch the brain. I have no idea. Like my mom, I was about to go in the hot tub and I took my shirt up. My mom was like, you got a pimple on your back. I'm like, oh, really? And I went into the, like the, I never had a pimple in my entire life. I'm like, oh, okay, I'll go pop it.
Starting point is 00:56:36 I go in the bathroom. I look. I'm like, okay. I pop it, squirts on the mirror. I was like, ah! No way. How is a pimple that's like the size of a pin needles?
Starting point is 00:56:48 It was like to generate that much. How is it able to like give you that much pain? It's always the background. They're like a little landmine. Sometimes I can whenever I pop, I hear a little like like like this like. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:02 I kind of like I imagine. I imagine when I'm like traversing, when I'm traversing my bag, my fingers were like astronauts. Like looking for like mine and they step on one. I have like, I got this thing for my dad. Our legs are like screwed. Like we get like, if we sweat a bunch, we get a bunch of the thoughts.
Starting point is 00:57:28 Hey, dad, this lighting's not helping. Damn, that one is. You look like you a perfect skin. Hang on. You have like perfect, beautiful skin? No, really? No. Really?
Starting point is 00:57:39 I see what you mean, though. Oh. Oh, I get the same thing on my thighs. Are they? Yeah, bro. They're not pimples, are they? They're not pimples, are they? They're not pimples like.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Man, you got like hairy-ass legs. I got hairy-as legs. I got a hairiest. Damn, man. Wait, let's check out my cats. Get a little of this. Come on, son. Oh, my.
Starting point is 00:57:58 No. Tendy, you've always been a hairy guy. Grunk, I don't see his hair. I know. It's weird. Like, I can show my feet right now, but I'm not going to. I got a hairy belly. I got a hairy chest, actually, too.
Starting point is 00:58:08 I have a hairy chest one single hair I come from a hairy family do I have any I shave my chest off Where'd you get that That is a cool sweater Guy from Glibelewis I forget it Ooh
Starting point is 00:58:24 If I own that company I would hate my life How do I want Here comes here comes to the Grunschout No I'll find it I'll find it from a glizzies Oh no okay It's Glyvies G-L-Y-V-E-E-E-S on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Rock shouted us out. Yes. Glee. I don't know, man. Whatever. Whatever. There go. So is New Yo.
Starting point is 00:58:47 New Yo also go. Oh. Look my side profile. I was actually, I yelled when I saw the post. Really? Oh, dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:57 It was super cool. I saw you follow them and I followed them. And they followed me back. And it was like super. I like their pillows or plushies there. Oh, yeah. They're sending me a fee. No.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Wow. Seeing you on that little poster thing was like super cool Dude yeah, they love working with me and I love working with them We're like we're like commensalism whatever Mutualism mutualism that's what's called Is it a team or a person? Huh? It's two people and they're both like 17 Really? That's actually fucking crazy
Starting point is 00:59:33 Yeah, that's crazy How are you guys doing the young? They're getting younger and younger all these entrepreneurs entrepreneur How many. Entrepreneurys beans. Bam. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:59:44 All right. Oh, let me get out real quick. Looks like it's that time. Not yet. We just hit an hour. We have to keep going for a little bit. We got to think of the one, like what's one,
Starting point is 00:59:55 one crazy hypothetical. What if? We have no hypothetical in a minute. Here you go. What if in a world? Nah, somebody else, dude. Uh, would you rather Yes, I would.
Starting point is 01:00:13 Can you imagine? Okay, what if, what if? Okay. Okay, all right. If you had to choose between. Okay, what if you get one free plushy from, oh, what's your name again? Young, young, young. Younglein.
Starting point is 01:00:41 Younglein. Younglein. New yo. Oh, wait. What if you get to hear a new, a new never before heard of vaulted young lean song, but every single time you listen to it, you would get a new back pimple and you'd have to pop it. There's no questions. Or, or, or you get, you get to, I don't know, you go to school.
Starting point is 01:01:06 Shut up. God. Holy crap. Would you listen to your new Young Lean song and get a back pimple or not? Dude, I don't think of another. No, no, no, no, no. We're going to leave it in silence so the viewers at home know what's going on right now. So they catch the vibe.
Starting point is 01:01:27 They catch the vibe of like a barely hour podcast. I'm trying to, that's a retention hack. I got a candle. Make sure to stay at the end so you hear about. We already have a retention hack. We have cocoa melon in the bag. There is a retention hack. It's like super bright.
Starting point is 01:01:40 We can't see it. It's so bright. I don't know what's going on. I hate that. Dude, babies are fucking weird. Okay, on that note,
Starting point is 01:01:50 we're just going to end it because we're just talking about it. No, no, okay, hypothetical question. Dude, babies are like,
Starting point is 01:01:55 I don't even care about them. They are, though, dude. Question. Do they have any fries? A vaginae of a giant mothership alien
Starting point is 01:02:01 came by, you'd rather sacrifice all the babies on the earth or all the old people on the earth? All the babies. All the babies. Annoying,
Starting point is 01:02:07 disgusting. not ridden old babies who have anger issues. Or old people with anger issues as well and they always like all the babies. All the babies. The babies have so much potential. They have a huge. No, no, no, no. You don't care about that. You don't care about that.
Starting point is 01:02:23 What? You don't care about that. This is the better for the betterment of the... No, no, no. You want the world to end. So if we get rid of all the babies, then reproducing becomes lower. And then we just keep going down. But then if you do that, all the governments are going to be like, oh, quick, have babies, quick! Oh, we won't do that.
Starting point is 01:02:40 Oh, really? I'll tell them. I was actually thinking... We won't do that. I was thinking about something interesting. I speak for the people. Like, you know, most famous people, like, went to school and stuff and had teachers, right? So, like, a teacher could be like, I taught that kid while looking at a famous actor.
Starting point is 01:02:57 Isn't that, like, a weird thing, a weird position to be in? That's crazy. It's weird. I've seen a few years where, like, the, what's it called? There's like a gym teacher who's, like, getting an autograph for somebody who they used to teach. I forget who it was. I can remember who it was, but it was, that's like, that's surreal. Dude, somebody taught ice spice fractions.
Starting point is 01:03:16 Isn't that crazy? Yeah, that is pretty crazy. That is crazy, actually. Someone made ice spice lie in an essay. It's kind of straight, not in like a bad way, but like, I never, I never think of these, like, ultra-famous people. Like, I think they just, like, appear. Like, I don't think.
Starting point is 01:03:30 Yeah, like, I don't think of them as, like, dang. Is it how people think of us? Oh, shit. No! Oh, my gosh. That's different. That's different. Do you think Jay Cole?
Starting point is 01:03:42 No, no. Do you think Jay Cole played a clash of clients in school? Famous, famous is like, like Kardashians. That's what I said. Yeah. And someone, someone at one point put Kim Kardashian in detention for being, I don't know, stupid. For being an asshole.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Maybe. You never know. Well, it's the card. Someone made Drake run laps. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Maybe do pushups. Come on now.
Starting point is 01:04:04 Come on, now. You got Aubrey. Come on, Aubrey. Keep going, man. Come on. Push, Robbie, push. Awkward. Embarrassing.
Starting point is 01:04:16 Oh, yeah, that's what you said. Oops, sorry, guys. That's okay, man. All right, well, anyways, on that note, make sure to comment a celebrity that you think did laps. Did laps or played games on their phone. Yeah, something like that.
Starting point is 01:04:31 I don't know. And then use code group, please. Of course. Thank you, Game for sponsoring this episode of the group chat podcast. and to many more cheers. And we will see you next week with all of us are going to be here.
Starting point is 01:04:46 I think everybody. Really? Yeah. I think all of us will be here. I'll be there. You will be here. We have to get something for you. We have to figure out a podcast.
Starting point is 01:04:58 We already got it. We have a little setup. We have a little set up for you. We'll put you back in the last leave you see. Yeah, that's right. I'm going to awesome text it tomorrow next week. Yeah, grunks coming over. There's the big surprise.
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Starting point is 01:05:24 Another month. Be careful. Make sure you watch it. Try lightly. We will see you guys next week. Let's bro fisted out. Goodbye, one in all. See you.
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