#62 - DO NOT WATCH THIS 🚫
00:01Welcome back, ladies and gentlemento the group chat podcast episode69.69.That'd be funny if it was, but I don't think it is.Wait, I'll be the judge of that.Let me take a look at see.It's 61.
00:16It's 61.We are missing some people today.It is the 5th of July.Happy America's birthday, dude.We're on 62.Nowhere near 69.I may as well be 69.We have like two months.
00:30We have like two months.once in so he hits.God, God.Okay, don't say it like that.Yeah.Welcome to episode 62 of Larry.What's on your TV, man?Can we take a look?
00:45Oh.This was on the whole day.It's a retention hack.This is like what yummy did with the...Retention hack.All right, everybody...If you don't like basketball, then we have cocoa melon for you.It's all...
00:56Is that cocoa melon?Watch it.It is.I think it is.I actually really can't tell.Let me make a little gap for you guys.Oh, perfect.Thank you.
01:03Wait, that's actually so good.Everybody's just watch Cocoaand we can sit in silence.A huge job.A ponder of something.Oh.Thank you gamers ourselvesfor sponsoring this episode
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01:25Yeah, use 10% off for the reddest goopand the, oh my, look at me.Who else loves red?I do.Pink tape.I just want to write.Yeah, as well as GameR stuffs, I'd also like to give a shout out to another person.As I'm on Twitter.
01:43I made a tweet for just artists to DM me, you know, looking for some artist's work.I got a DM about someone who has a 52-year-old dad who loves the group chat.Oh, what?I love 52-year-old dads.I would kidding you.And he literally said that when he watches the videos,our videos kind of remind him of how his friend group was back in the day.I think that's really cute.
02:11So Rob, big shout out to you.Rob.It's very cool that you are,you're watching.Cueness overload.Man,can we actually get Robert?That's so cool.
02:22I think it's cute.I don't know.The child, that's great.To the child, can we get your dad on the podcast?Let us know.Actually, we do need a dad.That'd be so.We were just talking about having something like mystical on the on the podcast.
02:35And we didn't know what.You know, we were looking through options.Is Rob, Rob the dad, a mystical.Dude,he's like a mystical creature.No, let me tell you something.Rob probably has some crazy fucking stories.Has to.
02:45If he had a friend group like ours,I mean,come on.I don't think he knows what we do behind the scenes.He probably got around, man.I won't lie.What is that supposed to be?Yeah, what?
02:56He probably did the craziest stuff you could imagine.The crazy stuff that moved to be it's off of.I was like, this is someone's father you're talking about.I don't think there has ever been this combination of, like, people on this podcast before ever.Dude, this is the big four, like, World War II.This has never happened.I'm USSR, grunk is, UK, Isaac's U.S., and Larry's China.I get to be U.S.
03:18That's the big four.I'm U.S.S.S.R.Okay.All right.I'll make the shit.I make the memes.Dude, I've been seeing this hyper-ironic TikTok account guy.And oh my gosh, it's like, it's like truly awful.
03:33He's like, I don't have my phone on me, but he was like, he's like, what do you get when he makes Peter Griffin and Big Chungus?Peter Chungus, then he went, and he like shows it out to the camera.It was real soft, willy humor.It made me really sad.Real soft willy humor.Oh.Okay.That's actually the worst one of the thing all day.
03:58Soft willy humor has evolved.It's really not good.Something weird.And he wears this like Among Us shirt.It's kind of crazy.He does.It's next level.And you guys were actually doing something very cringe.
04:12Yeah, I want to talk about that because it's been kind of like a, it was, okay, so I'm sure you want to stop it.I'm sure you understand like making fun of like the whole.I wouldn't call it band kid humor, but I also would.It might be a little bit.a little bit of the band kid humor.Oh my gosh.Larry Tanner and I have gone back even farther.We've went even deeper than just band kids.
04:40It's really no good.We started bringing back like the memes,like the memes from Vine.Go ahead.The dank, the dank memes.No, no, I think.Isaac, come on, do it.I agree.
04:52Isaac has too much to lose.I literally, I'm just, yes, I have,I can't just do it.Dude, it's bad.It makes me like crawl.All right.Town it down?Yeah.
05:03All right.Wait, I'm getting a really bad duck feeling now.Yeah, I don't want to turn it down.Do you feel that, Tanner?I do feel kind of weird.I feel really sad.I did the worst one.I did the worst one yesterday or the other day.
05:19Remember?Okay, yeah.I was saying, all right, I'm watching TV.And Larry and Tanner sometimes have these,these moments where they will come downstairs on the same, like,wave of just thought.And theysurrounded me. There was one of my left
05:34and one of my right. And I'm in like this recliningchair and they're both there and they boththrow out their arms andT-posein front of me.And then Tanner was like,Reed!Oh, wow.
05:52Dude, I just looked at him likehe was like this. It was like askin walker thing. Like everything I knew aboutIt was thrown out the window.I had no idea who this guy wasn't.I saw your eyes tearing up like you're about trying.I actually, yes.You're recalling really hard.
06:08Every single, there's been like, imagine that,but on a level where we did thatwith every single imaginable vine from back then,literally just like five seconds ago.It's going to be on vine now.Dude, it is.We've just went so deep into,it's like digging through gold right now.
06:27Yeah.No, it's for a diamond.What was the one?It was like another one like, Larry, Larry was like, he was like, bro.Tanner, dude, that was like, that was complete.That was so bad.Oh, boy.And he did like the both hands, both hands right at Tanner.
06:42And I felt like a nuke just went off in my living room.Dude, Tanner.Boy.Boy.Not even that.It was like, boy.I think, dude, I think you.Oh, yeah.
06:54Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah.Oh, you were spinning around like, e.I'll remember, if I be honest,we're watching this is the end,which by the way,
07:09that movie was fucking phenomenal.It's crazy.World class.I'm glad they got every leading star on that movie.We were watching that.And then once it finished,it was like a switch in us.And then it erupted.
07:25There was nothing in the moviethat even prompted the switch.Nothing really happened.Nothing at all.It gave me so much energy.What?Huh?About what?
07:34The movie was about like, it was like all of the, the classic, like Jonah Hill,Channing Tatum, like all these, like James Frank, all these great actors.It was like, all you need to know.It was written by Seth Rogen, the whole thing.Yeah, it was just like, it was a funny movie, but for some reason.Oh, you know why I sort of, like, I ordered my food and I was like, I don't know what to watch.I just threw on this is the end.I was like, okay.
07:55It wasYeahI did the worstI did the worst one thoughGrunkLike this is likeWhat did?Like we were all settling down a little bit
08:05Like from all thisLike the stuff we were doingI was like behind IsaacAnd I went in front of himI was likeI don't even want to do itI'm likeIt's like
08:15It's like grossLike I'll doHold on let me justNobody likeDo anythingI went in front of himAnd I was likeI was like
08:22I was likeShrexieShrexie O' girl.I was like,Boe.No.No.Larry's like upstairs at this point.
08:36He already left.He was like,what are you doing in my swore?What are you doing in my age?You got any.Ew.Oh my God.My camera went out of focus for that.
08:52I started doing that too.because my eyes went crossed.I didn't want to even beI didn't want to be on plane of it anymore.What are you doing in my e?What are you doing in my e?What are you doing in my ear?Dude,
09:06I'm like, okay.We are.Oops.Oh my God.I feel so bad if the people are listening.I'm not kidding you.I'm sorry.Because listen, we're living with this.
09:16We've been living with this thing.It's like this poison in her mind.For like two days now.So we're used to it.But people right now haven't heard these things in like years.And if you were getting at like a truck,if you had to turn it off, I'm like, okay with that.It's all right.
09:31It's all right.Dude,we're going to see a retention drop of like.Yeah, we just like actually did it to zero percent watch.Yeah, one mention of E and just,oh, dude.Holy.Do you ever wonder?
09:42Do you ever wonder out there if there are people that actually like think that's stillOh, yeah.Top?Yeah.Dude, people still really enjoy Shrek for some reason.They love the Shrek.It's like.Go and dark.
09:54I'm still making videos.Like, if he's making videos, then there's a fucking market for it.Dude, I'm not going to, listen, I'm not going to, like, name names or anything, but I saw on Twitter, it was a reply.And I kid, it's a big creator.And I could you not, it was literally the B movie script.Like in a, like in a document.Awesome.Awesome.
10:12You like jazz?You like jazz?You like jazz?Stop.You like jazz.Try not to cringe podcast challenge.Fuck in it.Look what you did.
10:26Look what you did.Wait, put him in your nose and be like, beep.Yeah, yeah.Put him in your nose.Do not try this at home.Do not try to sound.Actually, never mind.Don't do that.
10:37That's actually gross.No, do it.It's his nose can hear?But you're like,all right, Larry, are you inhaling the memes and exhaling the memes?Are they about to be injected into your bloodstream?Oh, my gosh.Oh my God.
10:58And why has God abandoned you?Wait, wait, wait, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this,watch this, watch this, watch this, doctor.Get up a stim shot.Oh, wait, wait, it's like the heart rate monitor, it's like,B, b,BDude
11:27BBones BataBones BitaOhOhOhOhOh
11:40BitterOhDr.Dr.Dr.BepsyHe started that B thingWas it
11:49Fing Cetico?YeahCeticledudeOh myMyNo I knowI think he made
11:55Bonespizza and everyone was like, dude, oh my God.And it was really, that was like the thingback then, but then some, some fuckheaddecided, wait, bonelesspizza, we just showed a B emoji in front of everything.I'm literally gagging right now.I'm literally like nauseous.
12:12What happened to Larry?Oh, he's back. There he is.Oh, my God. I'm actually like sick.I want to change the subject. I don't want to talk about it anymore.I want to do it.Okay, let's make a pact right now between all of usto not do any of those like insanely ironic jokes.for the rest of the podcast.
12:27Okay.Okay.Like, yeah, it's blood packed, all right?Blood packed.I got, I got my results back for my, uh, for my big, uh, AP Cald test.Ooh.Pass?Yeah.
12:39I got a one.Out of what?Out of what?Out of a.You get a point for signing your name and you can say it out of one?You spelled the wrong.You got one.It's a one out of five.
13:00Oh, okay.That's the 20%.It's really bad.It's the worst possible.Why was your AP Calcut test five points?Yeah, because that's how it.That's just how they score it.It's like, it's like 70 questions.
13:19Oh.It's no, no, okay, that's lie.It's 30 questions and like six free response.Why did you say that?And on all the free response questions,on all the free response questions.I wrote like an essay.I wrote like an essay saying
13:36this was the worst mistake I've ever had.Like, this is my biggest regretin all my high school career taking this class.And then they're like,did you really say that?I did.Wow.And then I was like,
13:47I hope you're having a great dayand I hope I don't make your day bad or somethingor you think this is disrespectful.Are you looking for pity points?No, I was just like letting my mind be free.Or do you sign that?Some, no, never mind.Dude, I got offered.
14:01What were you going to say?No, we made a blood packed.We made a blood packed.Okay, well, now you have to say.No, we made a blood pack.That gets.Listen, listen, all in favor,Isaac's saying it?
14:12Say, aye.Aye.Okay, so we're breaking the blood pact over a silly joke.No, no.Everybody gets one.Everybody gets one.Everyone gets one?Yeah, we already used mine.
14:23So this is your one.Okay.Grunk, when he's signing, like, how bad,the class was.MLG shades fly over his faceturns black and white.I am no one, no one to come.Don't need a gun to get respect up on us.
14:35Oh, you know?And then they watched at the class.Okay, yeah.Yeah.That was good.Yeah.We actually poop.No, please don't poop.
14:52Yeah, they were only 15 minutes.I know I said that and now my stomach's like twisting.I almost puked when fucking layer with.E.Hey, we're done in blood.That was bad.That was bad.Dude, I'm...
15:05I think what started it, Larry?20 years old.No, it's Tanner, too.We were all in our room.Or no, it was just Larry.Oh, I remember.But we, I don't know, man.I turned on the, there was like a cringe,
15:17you know, a non-vy cringe con.It was a dank meme compilation.Wait, wait, wait, wait.I'm talking about, like, long ago,like when we were in your room?Yeah, when Dad was me and you.Yeah, yeah.We were all in there.
15:28Yeah, we're all in there.We're all in there.I think that's what...That was kind of the start.Yeah.Wow.There was a really bad room.When Isaac's room, he has just like monitor, huge monitor.
15:39And we were just like, me and Tanner were like on the bed, like cuddled up.And then there was like another meme that we haven't seen in a while.And I'll drop to the floor and start doing pushups.Dude, it caught us off guard.I was like upside down.I was like, yeah.Imagine like we were like little angels on the bed.By the end of it, we were like upside down, like plaster on the wall, like a wallpaper.
15:59You know, you know, like,the, it was like,like, the first time it ever happened,there was just like a,it was like Kermit falling offthat fucking building.Oh.And it wasn't even like the original audio.
16:13Because I even used the original audioin like some videos as sound effects.Like the, when,when the girl's like going like,geez, oh my God.Oh, geez, oh my God.Oh, my God.Oh, what is this?
16:23Yeah, but, um,they replaced that audio with,uh, it was the extremely loud,sadrecorderOhAnd then I likeDeep fried and got bass boosted
16:37There's so many coming back to meDo you remember theThomas the train was likeBurrbhapYesYesDude dudeThe worst one
16:49The worst one that many walk out of the roomWas Kermit fallingBut I was likeNo one was Kermit fallingAnd it was likeI have crippling depressionOrder! Order!That was more than one.
17:03That was two, Tanner.You don't get any more.I'm sorry.You're gonna get punched.Dude, we're gonna put that thing where like it keeps your eyes open.We're gonna drop a little like droplets in your eyes.I'm gonna make you watch 10-hour compilations.Look.
17:16Oh my god!You're melting.It's like the robot chicken intro.They put me in a...I'm gayI have osteoporosisAnd then like the bag of candyGet thrown at Brandon Rogers
17:40OhTry me bitchI'll be backFor the listenersGrunk walked awayGrunk did walk away from this podcastFor a secondHe will be right
18:05Oh my God.Oh my God. Oh, my God.I'm like puking.All right.Are we better?Yeah.We get no more.We get no more.
18:21Frank gets one if he wants to, but I'mdrunk and have one more.I'm probably not going to use it.Let's put you.Can we change a topic? I'm going to change it right now.Okay.All right.We already said that.
18:31I know.And then we went right back for some reason.Okay.Fourth of July.How was it? What did you guys do?I know what you two did, butGrung, tell me about you. Your fourth, man. How'd you do?What I did yesterday was I went and saw fireworks with my friends.
18:44Okay.And it was a grand old time.I haven't been in like a big audience fireworks session and like forever.And everyone was like, yeah.Aw.Dude, I'm not a lot.I miss back at home, the fireworks shit was insane.Yes.
18:59I would shame.Yeah, I would drive around looking for fireworks.It was so sweet.Like a blizzard.Our street will end up being like cars beepingBecause we would get likeWe would end it off with likeYou know the big ones you shoot up
19:11Big M80sYeahWe're just like thrown on the groundRun awayIt's best as you getOh my goshIt was so funny dudeI fucking miss like
19:22Just being on the streetAnd all the Mexican kids are outsideWith like their tank topsLike lighting up fireworksAnd it's like so likeIt's so crappyIt's like cardboardBut it's like a little bit like
19:32On the sideSo it's like at someone's houseLike no one gives up fuckLike no one caredThey were just likeIt was like that's allThe last like core memory I have of fireworksWas
19:45It was at my old houseThere was a parking garageBut it was at the very topSo there was like no cars up thereExcept like sometimes on the 4th of JulyThey'd open it up and we could all go up thereAnd they would shoot off like literally I'd sayI'm gonna say like two miles away
20:03And that sounds like farbut they're fireworks.So they were like right there.Oh my God, is he T posing?Are you serious?Whoa.This is only one.Here you get another one.
20:14That's it.That's it.That's all.Oh, my God.Is that Sarah McGee?Oh,Hey, Sarah.Dude.
20:19I want to bite her paws.Yeah, no,Fourth of July was a pretty dude.Fourth of July was good.I liked it.Came out of dinosaur,T.Rore.
20:29Cam out of dinosaur T.T.What did you just say?Okay.That's what you said.I was like,Yeah, I shouldn't have said anything.My bad.
20:37But yeah, no, it was a, it was a cute little fourth.You know what's sad?I only saw, like, one firework, and I was inside the house when I saw it.Yeah, no, I did too.We didn't really go anywhere where there'd be fireworks.I thought we were going to see more coming back, but yeah.I always just saw one.And it was like so far away too, so it was like a dot.
20:51I was like, oh, that's cool.I heard him.It was like all over his.Yeah, it sounds like Shirek.Oh, yeah, I heard him.Yeah.Dude, me and my friend, I went to a party after and it was really fun.And me and my friend, we kept doing this thing.
21:09It was like a guy in a documentary who's just like saying the most redundant things.Like a guy who doesn't know much about music and a music documentary.So you have John Lennon on bass or whatever.Like you just started naming the Beatles and what they played.And it was like, it's magic.It's just magic.Like it's so dumb.Is he 80 years old?
21:33No.So you have everybody in the roles.And once they start playing, God, it's awesome.Everyone doing their things.Yeah.It's like, it's an experience.The Beatles kind of piss me off.I'll stay here right now.
21:50Wow, really.I just don't like the Beatles.I used to listen to the Beatles a lot when I was in high school.When I would do homework, I was listening to the Beatles.And we all live in.Like when I was experiencing itWhen I was like listening to the showI was like, okay, these are like some tunes and whatnot
22:05But the fans areOne of the most annoying peopleNo, actuallyLike it's imaginable dudeDude somebody starts likeWhat? You don't like the Beatles?Why?And all my only response is
22:15We all live in a yellow summerI'm likeIt's the worst song I've ever heardIt's a yellow submarineI'm like shut upOhThat's your son like a manAngry
22:29Roten oldHit your chin.She actually just punched me in the face.She actually deserved that.How did you feel for big?Like this really big guypicked you up in cradle, dude.You'd want to get up.
22:41I don't want that because all she doesn't sitnext to my chair and claw my arms.Like, what?I would love a big guy.He's hungry.Later out.He's already eight.You should invest in a shock vest.
22:55You should invest in a ball of chain.Not a collar of vest.Like covers every.every square inch of the cat and every time she goestramsshe's fine as they learn.You should install like drunk gogglesinto her pupils
23:07so she's alwaysinto herlike swap her eyesswap her eyesand everywhere sheyeah she can't even likethere's like a cleardistinct like split in the middle
23:19but everything's backwards.You know what I heard about cats?They can only like perceivelike blue and gray.Yeah.Really?I don't know how that works.Like if you think about it
23:31They only see, like, like,like, imagine all they see is gray,and then you dip it in water, and they're just blue.What does a cat see?What does a cat?Oh, wait, they see shades of blue and green.What?That makes no sense.
23:50Stupid game.Stupid dumb game.How does someone figure that out?They, like, install.Yeah, they can.I actually don't know.I see blue and green.Write that down.
23:58Yeah.Yes, doctor.Just doctor.Here, I'm putting a picture in what it looks like.I can't replace their eye with a cat.I know, I know, I know.But I believe you.Whoa.
24:08It's weird.It's like blurry.It's really bad.It's like my mobile.It's like sad.It's like sad they see the world like that.That's why they don't say cat's eye view.Never mind.
24:17Oh, I'm all right.Just see like the most beautiful landscape of all time.It's all green and perfect.And then what a cat sees is like gray and darkness and like the worst thing.Yeah.Yeah.More blur.More blur.
24:27More gray.More dark.But they still like.I love humans.Do you think cats can catch more fish if they see better?Like, if you give him, like, contact lenses, you just start going off fucking...Dude, why don't we give animals freaking glasses and stuff?Right.
24:43Do you think they'd have, like a meltdown, like a crisis?Like a weird thing.They do that thing where, like, they get on their back legs.Are you talking about, like, whatever it's in front of the...Like, you just change their wood surgery on the cat.Yeah, fix them up.Yeah.Wait, I thought they have, like, really good.
25:00vision.Not according to that picture, dude.They have like, precise vision, but it's not very, like, wide.It's just like narrow, like, they're like tunnel vision, dude.Ketra tunnel vision.Freaking beluga's whales.Well, that explains why they would, like, they would look around and then there's acucumber on the ground.
25:15They'd freak the hell out.I think that's a big thing.Someone has to explain it to me.I'm a podcast.Okay.Okay.Imagine the coolest picture maybe of all time.So it's like, it's like a cat.
25:30It's a cat in a space suit.It was like a rocket going off behind it.Yeah, and he's in space.It's like space.Wait, wait, wait, wait.Someone posted dubstep cat image.Oh, yeah, with the galaxy glasses.Hold on, hold on.
25:43Dubstep cat glasses.I love this cat.This cat, like, saved my life, I think.Dude.It was softwaily's background.It was a background on his laptop.It was.It was.
25:56It was.It was so good.So good.It's awesome.Nyon cat.Mim-a-me-bun-a-me-ma-ma-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-h.I wrote down something to talk about.No, I didn't.
26:14I didn't write down, actually.Did you see the image I posted yesterday, Grunk?Or were you asleep?What did you post yesterday?Weiss Gung came out with like a movie-style banner of him.Movie music.Picking four flat-top caps between, it was a YouTube hat, it was a Twitch hat,a rumble hat and a kick hat
26:34and he looked like he was paintedlike it was like an oilsketchI was like a murallike a murallike a little same thinglike I want to hire professional artistsand it's just like
26:45pick my mealit's likepizzapizza burgerbut he wentdudehe wentand he went
26:51yeahand I justgive you two hands togetherand everythingyou're looking downlikeI think he got signed to Rumble or something.I don't even know.
27:10Nobody's using Rumble.I saw Rumble and I didn't know what it was like.I looked at it.I thought it was like Devo.I don't even know what Devo is.It really looks like a malware like system that goes into your computer.And it's like fucked up.It looks like anti-spyware like software.
27:26All right.It's like you somehow download like live streams.It's like, download free videos now.Is it possible to replace the, the logos?I think we might be able to replace the logos with the Photoshop AI.No, Rumble is actually the first AI streaming service.I heard about that.What does that mean?
27:47Oh my God.If you look up Rumble, the only thing.It's like some movies.It's like some movie with like a furry dinosaur.And it's like SpanishThe heroWhat is Al-ZaraI mean?
28:14I don't knowThe heroYeah, you gotta like scroll a little bitYou scroll to just see like the worst website of all timeBut I think the Rumble movie takes the cake for the bestDude, I don't knowIt's just Rumble looks like those like websitesYou go to like see like free movies
28:29YeahThen you have to like close out of 80 adsJust to watch, like a, like an hot anime babe.Yeah, you click play and it opens like another tab.It says, allow, click allow.Allow, please now she wants to send you pictures.Oh, my God.I've racked up so many free iPhones from that.
28:49It's actually kind of crazy.I've been waiting.I've accepted all of them.How's your computer?I swap my computers about every six months.They get little slow after a while.I've never cried so hard.I went to my friends.
29:09I had this friend who I thought it was like a computer genius.I went to his house.His browser had like so many search bars.It was like one third of the screen.It was like all search bars and like logos.I'm like, what are you looking at?I had a similar situation on my phone.And I don't know what I clicked.
29:31but it was really bad.I clicked it, right?And what it did,it made it so,like,every 10 minutes on my,on my Apple calendar,there's a new,
29:42there's a new,a new alert that said,like,it's time for your day,it's time to fuck.And it's like,whoa,and it never stopped.
29:51There's nothing I can doto get rid of it.They kept replenishing,like,every,every 10 minutes,I got a notificationsaying that with a link
30:00and stuff.And it got so bad to the point.I just deleted it off my phone.I remember, like it out forever.So I was on like, I don't remember what website it was,but it was,it had a lot of pop-ups.And they,
30:15sometimes there are pop-ups that are really, really good.They open up and say like, you know,like, oh, your thing is a virus, blah, blah, blah.But you press like, like, like, no, I don't want to do this, blah, blah, blah, blah.And it looks like an Apple, like, thing.And it feels like it and it acts like it.I click no.and then I'm like a few days later.
30:33I'm like, okay, I have something to do.I'm going to go make a like a reminder in my calendar.So I don't forget.And I go there.And it is the same website as an event every hour for the next 364 days.Yeah.I have no idea how.I like, I don't know what I remember how I got rid of it.
30:54But I think I had to like uninstall a system configuration or something.But it was like.Dude, it was the most nuts shit ever.Imagine, imagine you look back on the, on the no you clicked,and it's like peeling off and it says yes.And you're like, oh.No!Yeah, it's a slight peel.
31:13Yeah.Like peel.I want to get like a, I want to get a desktop stripper without the virus.Like I just want like a little desktop stripper that, like in the system.Oh.Okay.Like have a chill with me for a little bit.Oh.
31:27Oh.Yeah.Oh, oh, oh, oh.Like, back in the day, it was big to have, like, an assistant before he hasn't, like, put on or whatever the fuck.What are you talking about?Like, like, assistants on, like, the green screen hooker on your task bar that just kind of, like, dances around.Yes.Yeah, that was the coolest thing ever.
31:47That was, like, if you didn't have that, you were not cool.Also, oh, my God, I forgot how big.Remember when mouse cursors were, like, huge?Like, you would go to a website.It would be, like, across, like, Jesus Christ.as like a mouse cursoror like there's like websitesthere was like hundreds of websites
32:02where it was these like little graphicsof like like crossesthere was like Jesus ChristOh you could customize your cursor?Yes yeah yeah yeah yeahbut they were everywhereIt was like it was like early internetI thought that was like the coolest thing ever
32:14I was like please I just want a cool cursorI want to look coolYeahI customized your computerIt was the coolest thingThe MLG days and shitThey had like a like a hit markerAs a cursor and I was like I'm gonna
32:26Yeah I try to get that oneAnd then that's how I gotmy first, like, I bricked my whole computer.The end.That's it. That's all it was.I accidentally charged my mom, like almost $1,000because I was playing Pac-Man on the,on a, it was on her team mobile phone.
32:47It was like an old one.And I was playing Splintero on it.It was like this 2D-scroller Splintercell game,and I was playing Pac-Man.And apparently it was racking up, like quite a bill.And it was almost like $1,000.Oh, my gosh.Thankfully, she'd have to pay.
33:05It was like a lot.I don't remember if it was $1,000 or like 500, but it was a lot.And ever since then, I was so scared to play any browser game that wasn't like store-bought.Like, I would have to go to GameStop and buy everything.So I knew that it was legit.And after that, I just couldn't play that.That's scary, though.I was scared of, like, cool.
33:21I thought cool math was going to charge me like $10,000 if I played like three games.How was it even charging you?I was like scared.I loved being on computers when I was younger.Like anytime I could, like at a party, I'll ask.And then I'll just start playing like cool nice games or whatever the hell.But I was terrified of like viruses and stuff like that.Because I also felt for the free gem, Kasha Klan one.
33:48Where I give him my info is like your first name, last name, email.No.No.No.Yeah, it was like, first thing I got some email,and then it'll be like, all right, the last verification step,go to this website and verify with them.And then it's just like, it's like, it's like,
34:07back and forward, like, go to this or not go to that one.That's right your email.And it didn't hit me until like I was on like my,my 10th website where I was like,damn, this is long, bro.I don't want to do this anymore.Like trying to generate free clangling coins.What I would do, I would do those.
34:22And like, I think they're like real,but I was also very skeptical.so I'd put in fake infoand I'd keep going and going and going and diggingand I was like, okay, yeah,this is stupid, what am I doing?I always had hope.I had a hope.
34:35I was like, yeah, I was a sucker for like the great,the whale shark cards for GTA.Yeah, I would like try and get free money.And then like just my screen would start like,I'd see like a menu pop up.I'd like, I'd turn my Xbox off.I got so scared.I gave up.
34:52I was like, no, no, no, no.Take your Xbox.Yeah, I would turn everything off.I remember, like, when I was little, I had this little, like, iPad.It wasn't an iPad.It was like a knockoff version.It was like this big.And I was, like, trying to get, like, free gems for something.
35:07I don't know.And as soon as I entered, like, free websites, it was like, your device has been compromised.And I literally, like, turned it off.And I broke it.I, like, bent it so it broke.I was like, I can't use it.I was so scared.I almost cried.
35:27Because I didn't know anything about the internet.You bit it.It cracked.Because I was not on the internet whatsoever,but I just had this thing just to play games.And I went on like safari for the first time ever.And this says device compromise.You device to be compromised.
35:49I hit it under my bed.Oh, my God.Just done with thisDude,every time I got scared,I would just break my stuffThat was like my weird problemI would break my laptop
36:05I'd break my houseWho's theThat reminds me of likeThat's like really bigIt's like the hornHe's like really cuteBut he's like super big and strongOh sweet pee
36:17Yeah sweet peeIt's like he gets scaredHe justOh my godOh, I'm very sweet P.I'll be real.It's funny.Dude.
36:28Yeah, that was, it was terrifying, like, back then because nobody knew if there was, like,legit or not.Literally nobody.You think people still like, like, there are kids that were our age when we felt forthat that still fall for it, like, yeah.I feel like it was a good amount because there's new games out there and they're stillyoung.They're like, I want free currency.
36:47And they'll go to, like, a website and see how to do it.Yeah.I mean, I guess.I don't know.I don't think it's as prominent anymore becausethey've been on the internet more.Yeah, they grew up with it longer.I feel like they'd have like a basic.
37:00They were born into the internet.So they have a lot of stuff.But I feel like hacks now are like way worse.Like modders and stuff have gotten so much more.Dude, I'm terrified to go on Call of Duty.Oh, no, no, no.On PC, black up.On PC, Black Ops dude, they can literally put like,
37:16they can put like dudes like, like, like some porn up there while you're playing.Just got to punch your monitor.You gotta break it.Straight through.I remember it happened to,I think it happened to XCC in Ross.And they had like,they were playing Black Ops 2 and they're just like,
37:33making love.They can do crazy stuff.They can like actually erase you.I'd never been more scared in an Xbox blockupstwo search and destroy lobby because I was just like playing.And they're like, hey.And then they say my gamer tag.I'm like, what?
37:48I was like, a little kid.I was like, what?And they're like,did you look up this yesterday?And I was like,I was like, that is scary.I was like, no, I was like, no, why.And there's like, oh, what about this?
38:00And then he says something else.I was like, okay.And I turned my Xbox up.And I was like, oh.No, I was in the Xbox.I didn't know it was possible.People would be like, is this where you live?And you're just like, no.
38:12No.No.No.That's my grandma's house.Yeah.Not mine.I would always say no.Like you're really close.
38:21That you found my grandma's.house, but not me. That's not where I live.You were close, but yeah, no, that's not me.You were close.What's the weather like in like your home,hometown? Oh, I don't know. I've never been there.I'd be like, but my grandma's there.I'd be like, no, I'm just two hours away from that. You were close
38:38though. Sorry. No, I'd belistening, I'll be scared to test that because I'm like,okay, I say that right. I'm like, no, that's not mine.Nope. No, I don't live there. Like, okay.Then let me, uh, let me drop a little air package.I'm like, no.No, no, no, no, no.Oh, it's not you
38:55And I guess you won't care that 40 unpaid for pepperoni pizzaswill show up and out.Wait!Wait, no!Please.You ever seen that video of the guy who has like a sign?And he's like, please like curse at me or whatever he was like yell at me.And then the dude recording the video, like he sees him and he's like,
39:16he's like yelling at him and the guy's like flinching.But he's like, he's like asking for it.He's like asking to be yelled at.He's, like, scared of every word that comes out.I was, I was, like, the same way when I was playing Black Ops 2 where I would, like, start shit talking people.But as soon as I start yelling at me, I started getting scared and I leave the lobby.I'm going to take the head.Please hack me.
39:38Please, please hack me right now.Dude, yeah, I, I, I, I'd play Destiny all the time.And on that game, you got to, like, for raising stuff, you got to join up parties.You need comms and everything.You need to talk to people.And I would join and my voice didn't drop until actually in my junior year of high school.I'll be honest.And I was in those parties and I was like, hey guys.
40:05And they'd be like, oh.And then literally they'd do, what's the shape of a boot?Or what's the shape of a boot?Yeah.And then I get kicked.And I remember, for some reason, I thought when I got seventh grade, seventh grade would bethe turning point for when my voice drops.And I was like, man, I'm so excited because my voice finally going to drop
40:28and I'm going to get to play destiny with anyone I want.And then it did not happen.It didn't happen for another like four years.I mean, dude, drunk, you're like old, your old, like, videos with like Schlat, likeBecginzsche.Oh, yeah.Holy shit.You sounded like you were like zero years old.
40:48Dude, you're friends with me, Tanner.I know I was.A little baby boy.I think it's weird that, you know, like, when your voice drops,like you think that's it and then it's not.Like, it keeps, sometimes it can keep getting deeper.Like, it's actually, like, looking back, I'm like,me as myself right now, I would not, like, no offense really,
41:10but I would not hang out with, like, people that have a really tiny young voice.It's like, oh my goodness, you're so young.I can't hang out with you.But, like.You can't hang out with you.But like, that's how I got brought up, which is crazy.Like, why? Why do people like me so much?It's strange.
41:29The first time I met you, I was on like the Minecraft server.Then you were just like follow me around because I was screaming.And I thought you were funny.I was like, you would like, just start singing.I thought you were funny.I thought you were funny.I was like, you see that pig?I'm gonna go kill that pig.
41:47And I was like, okay.Dude, I was a little leech.I don't know, dude.When I thought about you, like, back in the day, I thought of you, like, Finn.Like, you were just, like, on an event.We were, like, running around.You were, like, fin in the first season, actually.Yeah, yeah, yeah, just, like, trying to figure out, like, adventures and, like, try to do anything.
42:06You're, like, season eight Finn right now.Yeah, yeah, dude.I'm better than my heart.People play Minecraft would, like, kill a pig.You would, like, make a staircase to jump off of it and then kill the pig.Oh, yeah.Yeah.Dude.
42:17Dude, I like, don't do that anymore.That's kind of crazy.To like a laser or rubber or whatever it's called a lead.And you like put that lead on the fence that's a little bit higher than the ground.So we just keep bouncing up.Oh, my,boy,like you'd punch it a few times, you know, just to be like funny.
42:34But then you'd like not kill it.You just let it.Dude, I miss when we just streamed Minecraft.Like that was honestly so fun.Dude, I love Minecraft.It was so fun again.Yeah, bring back PMS.Yeah, there is like a creative.
42:46I think it's really.I just want to get past the initial.Every time I start Minecraft,the initial is always themost painful for me because I'm just like,there's so much.It's the same shit you've done a million times.Starting the Minecraft world.
43:01You got to find iron.You're just iron to get some diamonds.That part is like,then it can get interesting.It's when you start having a little community.Remember when you had the thing,Isaac, that little world.Yeah, with the little houses.
43:12The thing you were building.And there was like a little bridge across the river.Yeah.And then I had my little house next like right there.the ravine.And I had my farmwith like all my little stuff going on.Yeah.
43:24I remember, dude, I was like,I was like, like, dream himself.I was like being like the lower guyand I would steal, I stole, I stole Knicks.Was it Nick's dog?You killed this horse.You did kill like all of his animals.That was not my fault.
43:36Okay.I'll fight Aldanus Hill.That was not.He was like genuinely like sad.He's like, why would you do?Yes, I killed the server.What did I steal?I stole something.
43:45I put it into a boat and I hit that boat.behind like multiple layers of war.Oh yeah.It was like,you were like,griefing your own server.No, it was next to her.It wasn't my.
43:56I was really.And then remember we invited Frustrade?He just came out and actually grieved.He was like,it was like bee hopping and he just left.You know, like,we had a court,we had a court case for the horse thing.
44:10And then we had, we had quite,we had quite joyed and quite immediately, like,it turned on like,constant.He was right into it.Quiet.Quiet was in content mode.And like the unbreakable character.
44:24You could not get him to break.Yeah.And then and then Chewy Joy.Shitty Join was like, what is wrong with you?Like, why did you kill me?This is like, why would you kill me?You got to take off all your armor and leave his swords in this chest.He was like, why do I got to do that?
44:40And he got killed.He was like, man, this is bullshit.I'm gone.He just laughed.That server fell apartYeahI missed your cave as well GregYou little like
44:56Yeah you wereYou were like artsy with him manThat was actually a good houseThat was a good baseThat was cozyGood baseAnd I had an axoladoAquarium
45:04Remember the uhRemember the netherLike what we had in the netherOh my goshYeahWe had a whole operation going onLike we didn't even do anythingLike we just we just like aired out
45:12The whole thingTannerTanner had like a little cave next to Nick's houseIt was like a weirdI didn't likeI would like squat.I would squat in like grunks bass.Yeah, you would squat everywhere.
45:23Dude, I worked hard.I was like,didn't I have like a mind shaft?Like,I don't have like,rare operations going on.I was like a wandering vaguerre.Everyone had like like
45:30operations.I also,I was hiding a lot of,that was when we used images.And I was hiding a photo of youall over the mess.That was a classic.That was a classic.
45:41That was a classic.No, that's so funny.Because someone like actually stumbled upon it by chance.Like my complete chance,underground.Like, they're just digging it.It was so big, too.It was like huge.
45:53Dude, we got a we should, we should try.I've been hit you.I want to see how we, I don't even know how we did, because I think Nick set that up.Yeah, Nick, Nick, Nick's had this like Minecraft server ready.Yeah.Everything for like, you actually, yeah, he opened it up.I asked him if you can open it up, like, I think almost like a couple of, like three months ago now.And he had it open for like a few weeks.
46:14And I thought that, I forget what happened.happened with my Minecraft, but it was like acting likeso ass, and so I never playedon it, and then the serverdeactivated again. Oh my god,the only thing is cool.WOMCII.We just turned up. The only thing is, though,
46:29I mean, Nick is not the only cogworking the server. He has to, like,go ask around. He was like a team that hasto throw it up. So it's a littleof a process that happens.But it's possible.A ghost store blade just flew across my screen.I don't know if anyone said that, but that was
46:45insane. I don't think I saw it.They'll see it.They'll see it.They'll see it.I'm really worried.What?This is like me and you.I'm still looking at like the Rumble movie.
47:00I can't see.Oh my God.Dude.Take a timestamp.Take a timestamp.Okay.Okay.We can put it on.
47:10We can put it on too.Wow.That is really strange.That is no idea.You were gone.We looked up like.I looked up, we were just pooping on rumble.And I looked up rumble and the only thing that came up was like a weird, like, like an animated movie and not even rumble the website.
47:27It's really strange.A Spanish movie.I was like, what?Yeah.Their marketing is so ass.Yeah, it's so bad.Yeah.Yeah, actually.
47:37I'm, uh, they got out of that game.When I go to dorm life, I'm really worried that the internet is going to suck in the dorm and I'm going to be like.Oh, it's going to be like long down.It will.Can I get my like, can I get like a personal internet thing?Is that possible?I honestly can't tell you.I don't know.
47:54I have no idea that works.There's definitely you can plug in your computer, but I don't know.I'm not sure what those exactly do.If anybody right now listening could provide some info on that.Yeah.Yeah, if you know.Because Grunk wants to do some dorm streams.Yeah.
48:10Dorm stream.Those will be iconic streams.That would be like an era.Dorm.Anyone can walk in your room?Yeah, me and my roommate.We're like studying.Yeah, no, dude, believe it or not, actually, Pat God used to do that.
48:28That's where he made all of the songs for Donna.In his dorm.In his dorm.Oh, my God.And he had a roommate that was, he was chill, but it was also like,I would always do it.I would hate being his roommate.Let's just it.
48:45That would be a nightmare.That would be a college student.I had classes to do.And I had a pet god in my dorm, I would hate my life.Can you imagine 4 a.m.you got a big test in here.You about dirty a shit, boy.You're like, four a.
48:59m.That was just like 10.That's why.That's right.Dude, it probably got so bad.He started doing the cockroaches.Yeah.Dude, it probably got so bad.
49:08He started dreaming about it.You probably sort of like imaginingthat's like, like, fucking cockroachers in his dream.Like fucking, just in turning.You about there.Boy, you went.to seven 11 and said fire say.Bye.
49:20Fire say,fire.I'm honestly so excited.Like,I want my dorm to look so cool.Like,me and me and Camden,we're,
49:27we're gonna,we have plans,bro.We have plans for that door.Can you get like a little train setjust going around?Oh my gosh.Like an airplane.
49:33Bro.Camden,he said,he said he won't let me hang upthe one piece flag in the door.He's like,no,we're not.
49:39We're not having it.If you're hearing this,fake friend, man.Yeah.He does not.He acts like, he's gonna have a girl coming on in and she's like, oh, is that one piece?Sorry.We're like, no, she's gonna come in and be like, oh, is that one peak?
49:55And then she's, yeah, literally.Like, instant waterfall type situation.Dude.Type situation.Yes, instant.Everyone starts clapping.Call that shit water seven.Come on. Come on, come on.
50:20That was good.It's too easy.No, it sucks.Because, like, the only, it's so rare to come across someone who's actually watch one piece and, like, I actually watched it, you know.That's weird.It's the most popular anime of all time.And a lot of people, like, have not watched it.Yeah.
50:35Or you can, like, I think it's infamous.I think it's just infamous.Because they're like, ah, it's too long.Ah, it's too long.Let me grow up, dude.You have all the time in the world, bro.Have some classic glance for eight years.Shut up.
50:47Be a man, be a man.Anyways.Anyways.Anyways, instant waterfall.What are you guys having for dinner tonight?I think 10 already ate.I'll be real.No, I have some more rice, but I want to work out first and then eat my rice.
51:05I don't know how the hell you can work out in the PMs, man.If I'm not up and out of the gym when I get it.Dude, I love late night workouts.It's like my own little world.They're sweet.I feel like it kicks my ass into high gear, and I have to.like do more with my day after I work out.Like I do work out after this?
51:21Huh?Go.Oh wait.What?I guess my little smoothie.I asked Larry wants to work out with me.It's like,oh, man, no, I can't.
51:31Dude, I just like the late night workouts because you're in your own little world.It's like dark.I like dark and like a night owl.I get like your body's most warm in like the PMs.So like in the evening, your mind's good.Your body's all lubed up, ready to go.Yeah, motion is motion, man.Yeah.
51:47I did Bulgarian split squats or whatever for the first time today.And like...That name is so dramatic.It is.Okay.It's the hardest work.It hurts your fucking legs.Like I thought, I was not going all the way down, but like, oh my gosh.
52:06I remember I first started doing them.And I was like, I had a coach.He was like, come on.Keep going down.Keep going.I was like, oh.My friends said he literally cried once while doing him.It was so hard.
52:16Like it made me nauseous.It was like, I was like sick doing them.Anything with legs, dude?Legs are a nightmare to grow.The world of fucking pain.It's so.I want I want like, I want like, run all the legs.Oh, they're like just like shredded the bone.
52:33My soccer coach, my soccer coach way back when I actually like had butt legs.Like they were huge.Like this big of calves.Like in.Like the calves were like butts.The calves were like butts.Like they literally indented, bro.It was insane.
52:52Isaac, you got butt calves.His leg went like this.This from the ankle up.It went.Like, it was ridiculous.I have no calf genetics.Dude, this is going to be flat forever.Caves are, I think they're like useless for sports.
53:06Yeah.They're, well, you can jump, probably.Better for track and soccer.Yeah, track and initial, like,just track actuallylike lift off like right when thethe buzzard thinga gun yeah because you're like you're on your
53:23tippy you're on your tippy toesyou gotta push off the only useful thinglike when it comes to like kickingthe only thing that mattersis your coreyou could have skinny little legswhat you're sayingyou both sound like undercover cops
53:37like trying to bounce off each otheror it's like oh like we're talking abouttrack track yeahtrack yeahthe gun get gunGun.So where you from, man?I'm from,
53:47I'm from,I don't know,yeah,Illinois, yeah,you did the thing at the,I'm like two hours away from me,two hours away from me.Undercover cops should be illegal.
53:56I'll say it.What?Cover cops are just so dumb.Well, no,not that.Like,the video where they get caught.The driving.
54:04The driving undercover copswhere they're in the secret carslike,make them illegal.I like the,obviously I wouldn't do that around a cop,dude.The bait,
54:12the bait cops.that would like go on to like Twitter or Facebook groups and be likea little fellow children and kids.It's always Snapchat.Come on.Anybody have weed?I'm trying to get.They have like rap.
54:27They have rap music in the background.They're like, let me turn it down real quick.Oh, mate.You got that J on you.Spatile family.What is the scenario and accent?I've never heard this.If anything, I'd say the.
54:43The cop would come in.He'd have like a boom box on his shoulder.Be like, yo, what's good, man?Anyone got anyone got some weed?And they're like, man.Anybody got any, anybody got any cush?Cush.Mary Jane.
55:00Any of trees?Perkins?Perkins?Perkins?Grunk, do you have any opioids?Yeah.Yeah, I do.O opioids?
55:12Yeah.You? Oh, for sure.Let me have some.Dude. Yeah, I can sling them.Dude, I got pimple coming in my, look, look.Oh, evil pimple spot.It's like, dude, it's scary when you get pimples in like a new spotbecause it's like, oh my gosh, is something happening?
55:29Like, it's something that happened.I have like a bad habit of like, if I see it and it's like still like a like a brand new baby,like it's not even formed.I'm like, I squeeze it really.Oh, yeah.Oh, yeah.That's a whole not to do.What?
55:39What?What?What?starts bleeding.You see where Tanner,you see where Tanner has that pimple on his nose?That I think is like,after,
55:50I used to like not give a shitbecause I wouldn't wear my glassesa whole bunch,but,like,oh,I've gotten one there.Yeah,
55:55when you get there,it is impossible to wear glasses.You have to like,either put them at the very tip of your noseor that,no,there's no one.I'm a librarian.
56:04Dude.Oh my God.I had a pimple on my back one time.Oh, no.Oh, my God.Oh, my God.No, no, no, no,no, no, no.
56:12Listen, listen, listen, when you have a bag pimple and then you, and then you, like, scratch your back and you don't know you have a pimple there.And then you scratch the brain.I have no idea.Like my mom, I was about to go in the hot tub and I took my shirt up.My mom was like, you got a pimple on your back.I'm like, oh, really?And I went into the, like the, I never had a pimple in my entire life.I'm like, oh, okay, I'll go pop it.
56:36I go in the bathroom.I look.I'm like, okay.I pop it, squirts on the mirror.I was like,ah!No way.How is a pimple that's like the size of a pin needles?
56:48It was like to generate that much.How is it able to like give you that much pain?It's always the background.They're like a little landmine.Sometimes I can whenever I pop,I hear a little like like like this like.Yes.Yeah.
57:02I kind of like I imagine.I imagine when I'm like traversing,when I'm traversing my bag,my fingers were like astronauts.Like looking for like mine and they step on one.I have like, I got this thing for my dad.Our legs are like screwed.Like we get like, if we sweat a bunch, we get a bunch of the thoughts.
57:28Hey, dad, this lighting's not helping.Damn, that one is.You look like you a perfect skin.Hang on.You have like perfect, beautiful skin?No, really?No.Really?
57:39I see what you mean, though.Oh.Oh, I get the same thing on my thighs.Are they?Yeah, bro.They're not pimples, are they?They're not pimples, are they?They're not pimples like.
57:49Man, you got like hairy-ass legs.I got hairy-as legs.I got a hairiest.Damn, man.Wait, let's check out my cats.Get a little of this.Come on, son.Oh, my.
57:58No.Tendy, you've always been a hairy guy.Grunk, I don't see his hair.I know.It's weird.Like, I can show my feet right now, but I'm not going to.I got a hairy belly.I got a hairy chest, actually, too.
58:08I have a hairy chest one single hairI come from a hairy family do I have anyI shave my chest offWhere'd you get thatThat is a cool sweaterGuy from GlibelewisI forget itOoh
58:24If I own that company I would hate my lifeHow do I wantHere comes here comes to the GrunschoutNo I'll find it I'll find it from a glizziesOh no okayIt's GlyviesG-L-Y-V-E-E-E-Son Twitter.
58:38Rock shouted us out.Yes.Glee.I don't know, man.Whatever.Whatever.There go.So is New Yo.
58:47New Yo also go.Oh.Look my side profile.I was actually,I yelled when I saw the post.Really?Oh, dude.Yeah.
58:57It was super cool.I saw you follow them and I followed them.And they followed me back.And it was like super.I like their pillows or plushies there.Oh, yeah.They're sending me a fee.No.
59:06Wow.Seeing you on that little poster thing was like super coolDude yeah, they love working with me and I love working with themWe're like we're like commensalism whateverMutualism mutualism that's what's calledIs it a team or a person?Huh? It's two people and they're both like 17Really? That's actually fucking crazy
59:33Yeah, that's crazyHow are you guys doing the young?They're getting younger and younger all these entrepreneursentrepreneurHow many.Entrepreneurys beans.Bam.Oh, man.
59:44All right.Oh, let me get out real quick.Looks like it's that time.Not yet.We just hit an hour.We have to keep going for a little bit.We got to think of the one,like what's one,
59:55one crazy hypothetical.What if?We have no hypothetical in a minute.Here you go.What if in a world?Nah, somebody else, dude.Uh, would you ratherYes, I would.
01:00:13Can you imagine?Okay, what if, what if?Okay.Okay, all right.If you had to choose between.Okay, what if you get one free plushy from, oh, what's your name again?Young, young, young.Younglein.
01:00:41Younglein.Younglein.New yo.Oh, wait.What if you get to hear a new, a new never before heard of vaulted young lean song,but every single time you listen to it, you would get a new back pimple and you'd have to pop it.There's no questions.Or, or, or you get, you get to, I don't know, you go to school.
01:01:06Shut up.God.Holy crap.Would you listen to your new Young Lean song and get a back pimple or not?Dude, I don't think of another.No, no, no, no, no.We're going to leave it in silence so the viewers at home know what's going on right now.So they catch the vibe.
01:01:27They catch the vibe of like a barely hour podcast.I'm trying to, that's a retention hack.I got a candle.Make sure to stay at the end so you hear about.We already have a retention hack.We have cocoa melon in the bag.There is a retention hack.It's like super bright.
01:01:40We can't see it.It's so bright.I don't know what's going on.I hate that.Dude,babies are fucking weird.Okay,on that note,
01:01:50we're just going to end itbecause we're just talking about it.No,no,okay,hypothetical question.Dude,babies are like,
01:01:55I don't even care about them.They are,though,dude.Question.Do they have any fries?A vaginaeof a giant mothership alien
01:02:01came by,you'd rather sacrificeall the babies on the earthor all the old peopleon the earth?All the babies.All the babies.Annoying,
01:02:07disgusting.not ridden old babies who haveanger issues.Or old people with anger issues as welland they always like all the babies.All the babies. The babies have so muchpotential. They have a huge. No, no, no, no.You don't care about that. You don't care about that.
01:02:23What?You don't care about that. This is the better for the bettermentof the... No, no, no. You want the worldto end. So if we get rid of all the babies, then reproducingbecomes lower. And then we just keep going down.But then if you do that, all the governments are going to be like,oh, quick, have babies, quick!Oh, we won't do that.
01:02:40Oh, really?I'll tell them.I was actually thinking...We won't do that.I was thinking about something interesting.I speak for the people.Like, you know, most famous people, like, went to school and stuff and had teachers, right?So, like, a teacher could be like, I taught that kid while looking at a famous actor.
01:02:57Isn't that, like, a weird thing, a weird position to be in?That's crazy.It's weird.I've seen a few years where, like, the, what's it called?There's like a gym teacher who's, like, getting an autograph for somebody who they used to teach.I forget who it was.I can remember who it was, but it was, that's like, that's surreal.Dude, somebody taught ice spice fractions.
01:03:16Isn't that crazy?Yeah, that is pretty crazy.That is crazy, actually.Someone made ice spice lie in an essay.It's kind of straight, not in like a bad way,but like, I never, I never think of these, like, ultra-famous people.Like, I think they just, like, appear.Like, I don't think.
01:03:30Yeah, like, I don't think of them as, like, dang.Is it how people think of us?Oh, shit.No!Oh, my gosh.That's different.That's different.Do you think Jay Cole?
01:03:42No, no.Do you think Jay Cole played a clash of clients in school?Famous, famous is like, like Kardashians.That's what I said.Yeah.And someone, someone at one point put Kim Kardashian in detention for being, I don't know,stupid.For being an asshole.
01:03:56Maybe.You never know.Well, it's the card.Someone made Drake run laps.Oh my gosh.Yeah.Maybe do pushups.Come on now.
01:04:04Come on, now.You got Aubrey.Come on, Aubrey.Keep going, man.Come on.Push, Robbie, push.Awkward.Embarrassing.
01:04:16Oh, yeah, that's what you said.Oops, sorry, guys.That's okay, man.All right, well, anyways, on that note,make sure to comment a celebritythat you think did laps.Did laps or played games on their phone.Yeah, something like that.
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01:04:46I think everybody.Really?Yeah.I think all of us will be here.I'll be there.You will be here.We have to get something for you.We have to figure out a podcast.
01:04:58We already got it.We have a little setup.We have a little set up for you.We'll put you back in the last leave you see.Yeah, that's right.I'm going to awesome text it tomorrow next week.Yeah, grunks coming over.There's the big surprise.
01:05:08Keep your eyes out for any new videos.They're coming out.Any of the Willie vlogs, the group chat videos we're working on very hard.The Big Tea channel on YouTube.The Big Tea channel.On the Big Tea channel coming out.Double upload.We won't see another video for another month, but that's okay.
01:05:24Another month.Be careful.Make sure you watch it.Try lightly.We will see you guys next week.Let's bro fisted out.Goodbye, one in all.See you.
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