The Group Chat - #63 - Try Not To LAUGH "GRUNK" Edition

Episode Date: July 14, 2023

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Welcome to the most comfortable podcast. I am here together with my hosts. Isaac, Larry, grunky. Everybody, look, it's grunky. He's so comfy right now, isn't he? Here's the comfy guy, yummy. There's comfy guys soft, really. Where's Isaac?

Everybody, let's get comfy. Welcome to the comfy podcast. Where's Isaac? Yo, Isaac's right there being comfy by himself. Isaac's right in front of us, but he's off camera. I gave up my beanbag. Because we have a special guest on today. episode of the group chat podcast.

The beanbag. Grunk, say a little something about yourself. Well, I come from a small town in Washington called. Welcome back to the group chat podcast. Episode 65. I think I said 65 jokingly before. I don't know. It's 60 something, but welcome back.

63. 63? Is it actually 63? I don't know. Do you actually keep track? It's 63. 72. I'm missing for like.

like 74. Yeah, you are actually. You're missing for half of them. You actually owe us money. That's not much. Yeah, you need to start paying us.

I like to give you guys money. That's true. What's new? You owe me money? Gamer subs. Thank you to GamerSups. For sponsoring episode 65, I think, of the group chat podcast.

Make sure you use code group for 10% off your order. Whenever you want, I would also like to call attention to the fact that you can now buy GamerSups on Amazon. That's true. Yeah. If you need it overnight or some freakishly soon date, you can get it on Amazon with prime shipping and all. Yeah. So you can just go to the link in the description.

We'll have it there. And then you just kind of basically like, you know, go to the Amazon go. There's a form actually. There's a few flavors up there. More are coming soon. So if you are impatient, go there. Well, yeah. So GamerSups wanted us to let you know that if you actually do go there and you give a

five-star review. Like you have to go to the link in the description, go and buy some gamer subs. And then you go to the link. The instructions they're on the link, but they'll give you a $25 gift card. What? Are you serious? That is true. All right.

Code group. Enthusious. You have to give a five-star review, though. Because why would you not anyway? Yeah. Make sure you give a nice five-star review on any flavor, any, and it's, I think it's just the store, but drop a five-star review, get $25-dard gift card. That's kind of where it's a five-star review.

It has to be like a verified purchase. I didn't even know that's a thing. Somewhere in the review, you don't have to say like code group. Just mention group. Or just or use the word. Use the word in a sentence. I was with a group of friends.

I got a group of gamers subs sent to my house. A group of cups. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. I would also like to point out that this is the first time we are using this setup despite living in this house for almost a year.

I would also like to mention that none of my friends have headphones but me. I can hear everybody in my ear. Yeah, I can hear everyone. Can you hear that? Yes, man. Yeah, I can hear all of it. You guys all know how gross it sounds right now. It's like

ASMR. Well, you do? Is it out? Oh, my fault. My fault. It looks like we just moved in and we had the furniture. But like a week ago we moved in. Yeah, we moved in one week ago. Yeah, so if if we do talk over each at all. It will be because we don't have the Joe Rogan set up. Yeah, we do we cannot hear what this sounds like everyone except for me. I can. So maybe I'll freak out. Honestly, I think we should just have a podcast like this. Just we wanted to start from the basics and be humble. You know, we look up to Jay Cole. True. And his iPhone 4. Does he really have an iPhone for? It's cracked. Oh, that's so humble. What the hell? Dude. He has the clash of clans iPhone. That is like a billionaire. It's a billionaire wearing a Cassio watch. Wow. That's like.

I don't. That's a really niche reference right there. Yeah, he has to, he has a hard time pulling out his court side tickets to the Los Angeles Lakers. He got those gifted because he, he's just so humble. I saw J. Cole at Duncan Donuts the other day. He rejected. He rejected the offer three times. Yeah, he didn't want Duncan. What? Nick, remember when we started Cole on Starbucks, like at Starbucks and we skipped him and he thanked us?

Yeah, and then he actually paid for three people's orders behind. Wow. I remember, I remember I was in the drive-thru at Waterport. Burger. And I was like, you know, let's, let's, you know, I'm going to pay for the guy behind me. And Jay Cole actually got out of the car and beat me up because how, what a foolish thing that was to do and try. He beat, he beat my ass and said, never do that again. How could he say that and then he gave me a thousand dollars, a thousand, one thousand dollars to humblest guy. Do you? Yeah. No. Or did you give it to Tanner? Was that the money that? Wait. Is that where you

got that money from? No. Larry, are you related to Jay Cole? Are you really? Because you told me that the other day. Wow. Yeah. I keep a low key though, you know, it's a humble thing. Is you like your nephew? You guys look the same.

Yeah. So wait. Do I look a little bit? Does that mean that is Croft your middle name? You. Larry Croft Cole? Jay. Larry Cole.

Oh. You got to mention L. Oh. That's why they call you that. Na, na, na, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. El, everybody.

If you're the whole little game for you, try to guess how hot it is outside right now. We're in the, we're in the triples. Are we? I don't have freaking. Put that mic up to your mouth, boy. You got to talk. Yeah.

There you go. Now everyone can hear you. So outside it's 104. A crisp 104. Grunk, get your lips off the mic, boy. You said to smoke it like a blunt, so that's what I was doing. Oh, I was not. Did I do that?

I got so much experience smoking blunts. Drunk loves smoking weed every single day. I'm actually high right now. It's just in. Grunk's father watches the. a podcast. What's, what's the heaviest

bong you've ripped? The heaviest bong? 50 pound bong. He was like sweating. Just kidding. Guys, I don't do that. There's a bathtub.

Oh, a bathtub grav bong would be crazy. Could you imagine? All right. To grunks family, oh, go ahead. Hey, sorry.

To Grunk's family watching this, we are going to take your boy up to a mountain and we're taking peyote and amphetamines. We're going to spin them around. It's for a video. he goes. We're going to put it,

yeah, his forehead on a baseball bat. We're going to make him do 10 spins, and then we're going to make him sprint in a straight line towards the corner. Yeah,

if you'd like to go check out our new video, giving grunk opioids. Challenge. Oh, here we go. The 60 day opiate challenge and then cold turkey just get him right off.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Tie him up to like a chair. He's like, say drunk, the only way to get out of this chair to get to those opiates across the room

is to chop off your own foot. Oh my God. I want to play a game. I think so. Yeah. Oh, opioids are opioids. Well, yeah, opioids are pain killers. So it's like, you get addicted to those things, man.

Oh, wait, yeah. What if you're on opioids and you're in a saw game? What would happen? Do you think you'd just be like, yep, psh, if it was for an opioid? Like, if you could go, like, do them if you won, yeah. What was the incentive to saw? Was it just to live? No, it was like punishment for the way you behave in real life.

Like, if you cut and Dunkin, they would get you. But yeah, you could live. It was basically like a second chance. Okay, so like, if like Jay Cole like pays for you and then you don't actually pay for the person behind you, then you'd get, like, brought over. Isaac Smoking Crystal. That's actually Jake Holes, what? Biggest fear is the Saw game.

That's why he's so humble. Yeah, because Jake'saw could be like, your greediness has been become your fall. You say greediness? Greediness. Your grisiness? Your risiness? Your risiness has been. There is actually, in the first movie, there's a trap that a guy was so depressed.

He started, like, cutting himself. So they put him in a trap. where he was in barbed wire and he had to get to the other side and he died because he bled out so you could get punished for being depressed because you're not that is true you're not grateful

it was like win that those challenges win saw yeah I feel like yeah he would be chanting his outro he would be like amazing never give up never back down I'm just like you're walking on glass I'm the king

the A team goes up to the puppet you're the king I'm the king. Come on. Come on, man. Yeah. Blows a bitch's head off. I can't reach.

Man, ban that girl. She's ruining the Jigsaw game. Wait, this game's not family friendly. Yeah, like, Saul would curse. He'd be like, oh, no. Mott's ban that guy. Mott's ban that guy.

That's not family friendly. He was playing the only up game. And, because I actually just went to his channel just to see, like, what is about. No, he actually watches it a lot. He told me. You're a fan? Yeah.

He got an only up world record. And he was jumping up. He was, he was like giving a tutorial, like 11 minute video. Oh, the Fortnite only up? Yeah. It's not real only up. It was like two concurrent players. No wonder he got the world record.

60K concurrent. That played. Yes. That played Fortnite only up. Yes. Wow. And he was one of them. You can go and watch this video.

And there was a, it was like a tire and a tire and then like a long shaft. And he's like, oh, that's not family friendly. We got to get out of here. And he kept on going. A long shaft. As he walked, did he walk across it? He acknowledged.

No, it was to the left. He acknowledged the wiener. He acknowledged that it was not family friend. He didn't have to. He didn't have to do that. I know. I think you,

yeah, because he gets all like giddy. Have you seen him like read a donation and accidentally say cuss for? He'd be like, oops. He'll be like, oops.

He's like chat didn't mean to cuss. Like he gets off. He'll be like, he just gets all like excited. Like he's doing something he's not supposed to do. He loves it. Okay. Can you two stop trying to get into the Larry and Big T

random podcast compilation moments? speak, but you guys are like beating each other off. I was trying to speak. Everybody, look how jiggling my legs are. You did not just point to me. Yeah.

Wow. I was trying to get your attention and you kept looking at him. Why you pointing at me? Don't point to me. He's like Joe Rogan. I have Joe Rogan. He's like,

Jamie. He can pull stuff up on the computer. You know, if anyone, your age three. Jamie pull up like big wet butt, porn. All right.

Dude, speaking of which, oh my God. Well, last night on the TV, Isaac was looking up are really going to throw me under the butt.

for looking up naked yoga on YouTube. It is so crazy how you could just get away with so much by just adding like guide. Yeah. Guidance. Yeah, body. Body painting tutorial. Sex guide,

like hard sex guide? No. You can look up how to put on a condom. We did that. That was cool. You could probably do it up like how to paint a train in orange or something tutorial. Do you remember the old YouTube video of how to make out and the guy

tested it on fruits? That was a really classic video. So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Do you? Grapefruit technique? Did you look? Try them?

You looked up how to make out? It was a viral video like 10 plus years ago. They didn't have that type of algorithm back there. Just they did. Whatever, man. Anoint orange. You goofball. Yeah.

But you had to look up. Annoing orange. G.I. Joe versus Chuckie. You're weird. You're weird. Dude, I bet Nick looked up that like how to make out video and then you could just seem to like. Oh, no. That's not good.

Did you do that? No. Do that? Did you make out with a mirror so you could look up and see you making up for yourself? The first time I ever saw that video was probably like when I was like 13 or 14. Hey Nick? No, I don't know. Maybe a little less.

The first time I kissed a girl was at 17. Wow. You probably put lipstick on your pillow and hump that. Did you actually do that? Kiss a girl at 17? Yeah? Yeah, I was 17. What?

What? Like the lipstick on it? You put lipstick on it? It was a real life girl. There's no way you went that long without kissing a girl. You okay? I was 17 when I kissed. The first girl.

Aw. How many boys did you kiss before? How many men have you just looked at? Have you looked at men and been like, wow. You ever, you ever drool looking at somebody? No. Really?

You guys didn't like have a girlfriend and like when you were really young? I did. I did. I did. I did. That had to have been like a flight. Oh, never mind.

I was like one years old and I had like a diaper on. There's a picture of me on top of her with the diaper on. Okay. What are you talking about? Hey, Cam. No, that's real.

That's real. That's real. That's real. That's real. That's real. I had a girlfriend at one years old. That was like your grandmother. You can't even have any thought at one year's old.

What do you mean? You're not even alive when you remember. Dude, you did drool. You drew one year, one year's old. Ew. Shut up. You're not, you're like, not even a lot.

Like, babies don't have brains at one year old. Yeah, they're not to know. What do you mean? You could know. Okay, I'll, I'll make him more realistic. I mean, like six years old or something. Yeah. One.

I do. Okay. There's a picture of her and me. Dude, stop talking about pictures. No, it's not bad. We're in diapers, dude. Stop. And then I think I was like three or four that like, that was the last time I saw her.

Okay. My mom was friends with her mom. I'm happy for you. You're just jealous. Who established that relationship? Moms probably. Obviously soft willy. Duh.

A whole one year old. Dude, she moved to California. She was like two. Four. She was like, I don't think it's working out. She left. And then she like ate a Gerber. I don't know what me.

She ate a go-go. A-go-squeez and left. I'm sorry. There's so much going to my life. I just learned D. I'm going to F next. That's good. Oh, that was good.

That I get an alphabet. He was learning the alphabet. That was good. That took a second, but that was good. Yeah, well, you skipped E, you fucking idiot. Well, it's a baby. It's a baby. It's a B-C-D-E.

I haven't learned that one minute. You guys are too advanced for me. I was a D. I'm going to F. You didn't have to. to say that, but you did anyways. Yeah, honestly, we were all, like, none of us caught that. None of us thought about that.

I actually thought, like, D came after F. What? T does not come after F. Kim after D. D's nuts. It does come after D, but not until E. Come after F. How does it go now?

I forget. A, B, C, D, E. F. How does he know that? Bro, you for real? Dude, he's the one who picked it up. All of us was in that AP, AP kindergarten. None of us understood that we're like, oh, fuck you. What's happening over there?

I don't even know. Oh, he did a Jesus. Feastables. First bite, they suck, and then you get addicted to and they put crack in it, I think. It's like some sort of MK Ultra experiment. Thank you Feastables for sending us a package,

by the way. I enjoy it. I like the crunchy, what is it? The crunch. The crunch one. The rice or something, right? Yeah, the rice one. It's crickets.

Did you know that? That's like the ingredients. That's suss bars. Yeah, believe it or not, do people know that? That's every bar with protein in it at all. No. Yeah. No.

Yeah. But the milk chocolate is on the rise, man. That's gonna be like the new way that we have protein in space. Gamer subs laughed about it as they put crickets inside of the suspars. It's normal though. A lot of it's like pee protein and stuff, man. It's not usually- If it's ever animal protein.

It's like the vegetable. Come on, man. I don't know. It's pretty normal. Stop T-posing, please. Tanner. Did you say pushing pee? Yeah.

Then you te-posts. He's been shit posting out of his mouth for like the past five minutes. He's a walking yeah, he's like, no, you wouldn't. Right here, right? No, no, yeah, hit it, hit it. Boom, hit it. Yep. E.

It's got worse, guys. That's in the house is going to well. That's really bad, man. Yo, Larry and I just played some TF2 last night, and that was fun. Was it? Shout out to the guy who noticed, by the way. There was a guy in there. We got recognized two times in TF2.

But they didn't recognize. You know why? All two of our fans. Oh, wait. Was your name? Your name was like still Larry? Mine's Larry. He's a softwood.

Oh, well, that's like, der. No, but they recognize it. One person messaged or mentioned, actually both of them, I think mentioned, mentioned on Twitter. So someone was like, I think I just played with soft Willie in a game. I felt bad because we were kind of acting dumb.

We were like, oh, we got laid. Someone helped me to get Larry. They were like trying to get lit. They were giving out real cons and we were just totally cock blocking them with, Oh, we're gonna love. Wait, are you guys familiar with TF2?

Like you've played before? Oh, yeah. Yes. Wow. That's why we played us is... I've never played. I haven't anything about it. Tf2 was actually one of the most fun game. I think is...

Listen, Overwatch was the killer of TF2, but TF2 is something about it, man. That's because TF2 was like... Because Overwatch is better than TF2. No, don't say that. You're gonna get killed by 40-year-old man. Don't say that. How about you make a new game? Oh, here, let me go pay some Overwatch.

Golden Frying pan in TF2 that's worth $3,000. Do you have that in Overwatchwash? you get a little mercy skin with like, they ruined. She's beautiful. Yeah, they added the lifeguard mercy skin, by the way,

two days ago. Best edition. I know, I know what's the real killer, okay? Tell me how much R34 there is of TF2 compared to Oroch one. What?

Oh. Oh, true. No. No. No, R34. The other R34. 34.

No, because when you said that, I amused the cars. And then I, yeah. Like the Supra? Which is wrong. The Supra.

The Supra R34. GTR. I love cars. I love TF2. I love pizza. What more could you win? There was a new rule that, um, R34, look it up. Yeah, there's a new rule that just got established for Overwatch.

You guys should look up R34. Um, no. Look it up on. I just put this, uh, the microphone. There's a hub where it was posted. Put the microphone. Dude, they put a lock on freaking the hub. Around my stomach.

I put a mic on my stomach and a growled. They lock the hub. They lock the hub up. What do you mean? What? What? They said, you got to submit. your ID before you go in the hub now.

What's the hub? You know. You know. Why do you know? What do you mean? See, I'm an adult. Oh shit, you are too. Tanner looks a little worries. Like, you have to submit it. Why do you have to put your ID in? I don't have to put your ID in. I don't have to do that. Do you? That's probably a good thing. It's not fair. It's either that or you have to make an account. You know, it doesn't, it doesn't even matter because kids are going to steal their parents

IDs. Pfizer is the reason why that happened in the first place. Yeah, thank you, Obama. Imagine a kid steals their dad's ID and they go to make an account. And then it's like you already, there's a user already exists using this account. Oh, like with an ID? Yeah. And then that gets exposed. Dude, what percentage of this podcast do you think is like actual like legitimacy that we say and then the rest is just dumb?

I mean, that's legitimate. What I feel like a ratio of like 80, 20? More like 95. Also, you're man spreading out the wazoo over there. I can see your budget. Yeah, you can control himself. I can see your law. It's just my thigh.

I have on anyway. Wait, can I show my foot? He has undies on guys. Oh, you could see my slide. I'm wearing panties. anyway. Hey, Panneys. I'm hidden Larry.

Your new nickname is Panties. Always wearing, Victoria's secrets. I'm running the comments called Nick Pannies. Huh? Your new nickname's Panties for the group's chat. All right.

Okay, and your new nickname's Titties. No, please don't call me Titties. Big Titty. You're big titty. You're big titty today. Last night, this is a new thing I found out living here for the short time I have.

What? I already know what it is. Isaac Lies. and they like to yell when they get to be asleep. Okay, wait. Isaac does lie. Okay, I would like to offer an explanation up for everybody.

This IRL podcast appeared overnight. This could get crazy. What he's about to say could determine the rest of this podcast. Okay, here we go. You ready? You can hear me. You can hear the sincerity in my voice. So,

so bad. I'm getting tired. I'm like ready for bed. And I get a drink out of the fridge. And there's this weird ambient, light and look up like kind of scared at first because I didn't know what was going on and there's Larry what time is this I think like one no dude has to be was it always like it was 233 yeah he said he was going to bed at 1230 by I did I did say that I said I was also

going to come back and eat though you did which I did do yes I was asleep I know I'm very quiet like a mouse or a cat yeah I also ate while you guys were all asleep but anyway the time is 4 a.m and Larry is up here and He set up everything mostly for this podcast, so thank you to him. Shout out there. But also at the same time, he looked at me, took it like half a second of just eye contact. And he was like, what are you doing? What are you doing?

I was like, what? What are you doing? I'm getting to drink. Overwatch? Yeah. And that's what happened. And it was like that. And it went from that to calling on Discord to like we started looking at like forums.

and then for some reason, Willie. Let me explain my story. Okay, go ahead. Okay, so yesterday I had about 600 milligrams of caffeine. Unintentional, by the way. So basically in the morning, I drank it, and then two hours after drinking it, I drank more,

and then towards the end of the evening, I had 200 milligrams more. And, dude, I only had, okay, I had two meals, I'll be honest, but it wasn't like enough. So it was like 2 o'clock in the morning. You're hungry? I was hungry.

and my, I felt like I had the jitters. I'm not going to lie. Like, my heart was like uneasy. Like, it was like, when you drink too much caffeine, you get stomach, you get acid reflux. I think it's mostly because you're not accustomed to having that much caffeine. I'm not. Because you can tell you can see the difference. You're an advocate for no caffeine.

Yeah. So like whenever I'm like drinking that much, it like messes with my body. And so I ended up pulling the hardest yummy I ever could. I end up leaving the house. The fuck the. No, you'll see. No, he did. He did.

I'll show you the hardish yummy. Really? Whoa. No, because listen. Let's see this. I want to see you hard. The seventh member?

Last night was by far, I remember texting the group chat when I was at, like I was at a McDonald's. I said, this is the most depressing I've ever been. And it literally is like the embodiment of yummy. Like going to. You know what? Hold on. I'm sad for you because if you can't live this lifestyle and you get depressed from it,

this lavish lifestyle of getting food at 2 a.m. whenever you want, having the freedom to do that. Yeah. Your self. asshole for that. Honestly, I think the tiniest life would make you

depressed and sad. So end it while you can. Listen, listen. Listen, listen. I drove like seven miles to a McDonald's that said online that it was 24 hours

and it was closed. And then I drove another five minutes to another one that said 24 hours and it was closed. And then there was a Taco Bell that was right next to that one McDonald's. I know you know what I'm talking about

because you've been there multiple times and they were all the employees were walking out. So I had missed all of those. So I had to go to the last resort I knew, which is his Holy Grail, Waterburger. You know, there's a reason it's my Holy Grail. Waterburger.

It's the only thing that's open 24-7 in Texas. This state for food late night is so bad. Texas is awful. They probably make bank. I'd just say Austin. Really? It's probably just Austin. I'm sorry, but I'm going to say now,

Austin and all of Texas is really. ugly and I came to that conclusion last night. Wow. Driving is ugly as driving. Driving and being sour and mad made me hate everything. Okay, well, I can understand that, but like maybe put a smile on your face and have a burger and then go drive. Your hatred spreads from one thing and then it goes to everything like that today. What are you gonna do when Austin comes knocking on your door? Yeah. All of Austin. That's a real guy by the way. You know what? We do have food here. We have turkey. We have bread. We have peanut butter. We have jelly. We have frozen pizza. We have cereal. We have protein. See, I didn't know that

that was up for grabs because honestly, If I had gone out and bought that food and then someone just grabbed it and ate it, I don't, I feel like that's bad manners. I think I eat eight sandwiches a day. I believe that. Yeah, you're pretty good. That was a dude. That was like a mic drop. Drop your mic.

Yeah, do it. Ruin the podcast for us. Obama. That was a spike. Yeah. You just clipped out the wazoo. Sorry, I'm kidding.

No, we were at this Mexican place today. Okay, what happened to your story. Yeah. No, it's because it's touching on what he just said. He just said. Don't touch on anything he does. Touch him. Stop touching me.

It's in relation to what he just said. What do you have relations? Don't touch on his relatives. He had just said something and I'm talking about it. It's about the fact that he said, my sourness leeches into everything. We went to this place to eat and this woman gave, like I had my cassidia. I had steak and had chicken in it. She asked me what meat I had in my cassidy.

I said steak and chicken. She rang me up for two casillas, but I gave her a free punch card. You punched a little lady and you're touching people. You touched Larry and. punched a like a worker? Dude. Yeah. And so she charged me for a case of Dia and I was like, well, no, I had two meats in the same

cascadia. And then she got, remember she got like kind of annoyed at me? She was like, yeah, like, like what? He was like, yeah, like what? So then I was like, all right, listen, we're not going to, don't worry about it. But then fortunately he had his case. He spoke fluent Spanish to her and then she changed her mind. Really?

Come on now. Come on, brother. No. But that place was off the wall today. They were bad. No, it was weird. Like, I felt rushed. It was my first time there.

And I was like, okay, what do I get? And then they just moved on it and I was like, okay. Listen, if you poop in a public bathroom, go fuck yourself. Oh, my God. That's not true. I love pooping in public bathrooms. Listen, I just want to wash my fucking hands. I can't poop in a public bathroom.

I need to have bathrooms specifically for just washing fucking hands. Nick is a cry baby. He is a cry baby. No, no, no. The least you can fucking do is fill up the hand sanitizing things. You weren't there, Isaac. You waited two minutes and that was too long for you. Dude, he like stormed out of the place and went and grabbed his hand sanitizer from his car.

When all my friends are literally sitting there munching down, and all they're like, I want to eat my food with my friends. So I'm getting pissed because I'm standing there outside looking at Twitter. And I walked to my car and get my bath and bodyworks sanitizer. You should have seen how Nick was eating today too. It was insane. I was using forks. Dude, he was making the most of it.

It was like his last meal. See, Tanner even knows how I eat. I want to be real soft will he eats. Like it is, he's like on death row and it is his last meal ever. Yeah, it was pretty nice. But you were talking about like McDonald's. You were talking about doing a young meal. Yeah.

night. Let's talk about that night and what happened. Yeah, so Uh, got Waterberger. It got Waterburger. And the guy's great because the guy who works there so nice. Yeah, he was actually really nice. He actually made my night. So I didn't mind waiting a little bit. But then I got back home and then, uh, and then I got on the PC and I was talking to No, I was, I was, I was, I don't remember what I got on call. You were asking you. I was just talking to you guys. You guys were playing overwatch. Oh, this is, this is what happened is you two, you two were playing games and then you two are

and screaming your heads off. You were. And then grunk walks into my office and it's like, dude, I literally can't go to sleep. Oh, actually. Skill issue. It was 4. 420. 420?

In the morning. And I like woke up and I was like, what? This is crazy. Like I was literally like, it is 4 in the morning and they are yelling at the actual top of their lungs while people are trying to sleep in this house. Okay, listen. This is how you know that I was in the vicinity around and about. to eat because I knew that a slumberhead had walked downstairs and relocated onto the couch.

I sleepied. Yes, Tanner was sleepied. And Tanner, did you manage to wake up at all during that? No. Oh, no. No. Tater's the heaviest sleeper ever. I walked into his room and went Tanner.

He went, I was already awake. Oh, again, my man. Dude, he was sleeping on the couch, like a drunk uncle with the shirt off. And I took the whole blanket off of him. I took a photo of him. No, you did. No, you did. Yes, I did. You looked homeless.

That's like against my rights. You do, do you do that all the time. When Yumi falls asleep, we fuck with us. Here's a group chat. Here's the thing. Yeah, but I don't strip you naked and take pictures of you. Here's the difference. You were naked by yourself.

You did that yourself. I wasn't naked. No, this wasn't last time. This was like months ago. Oh, I do remember that. And the number two. A pervert. Number two, I don't post the photos without getting full clear.

True. The day I moved in, the actual literal to the fucking day. Okay, that's true. I had no sleep, zero sleep for days. And I had slept in that beanbag for 13 hours, tong out and all just, sleeping like a fucking hobo. You guys take, I wake up to three pictures on the group Twitter. I'm like, living here is going to be hell.

I couldn't believe that you guys posted that without asking me. You gotta give me respect, though. I literally went up to you. I was like, can I post this? And I showed you a picture. Yeah, Tanner did ask. And I said no. Because it was me fucking half naked.

We've progressed since then. We've established some boundaries. Yeah, I wonder why. Maybe it was because one of you guys got uncomfortable with something, and then there was a boundary. No, that's not what happened. Also, I just realized something. I can do the Kevin Hart. No.

She wasn't ready. Okay, so. Our ADHD is actually, dude, I think we have an absurd. Oh, my God. Shut up. Oh, my glove. Shut up, but yeah, I'm downstairs in the living room. Larry's door is closed with a sealed thing under it.

So you'd think, like, maybe his thing will sound like. No. No. Thing one and thing two scream louder in the nighttime. Dude, Okay, listen, I would like,

I would like, I would like to talk, what? Paper thin walls. Uh, not really. It doesn't even matter. I think we're also just very loud.

Absolutely like, dude, I think that his house is made of paper. It is. It is paper machet. Paper chaime. Yeah, paper machet.

But I felt really bad leaving because Yummy's bed is like right above the garage. And so. Oh, yeah, leaving the house. The entire way up. Yeah.

But last night, I didn't hear either of you screaming. I passed out. See, yeah, you were tired. I think I was tired. Okay, wait. I would also like to say that, listen, support role on Overwatch,

you know who you are. How fucking hard is it to just do your job, okay? I'm 23 and I got a fucking problem. How fucking hard is it? Boom roasted by ground. Yeah, I'm 23. Playing with the 30-year-old that should have been, they should know.

They should know how to heal a dude. And me and Larry were over there screaming. Yeah. screaming. 4.30 in the morning. 4.30 in the morning. It doesn't matter. He'll.

It's all it takes. It's all it takes. I'm not going to lie. So today, Grunk realizes it's like one or two o'clock. And Grunk is starting. He's sitting here. He's like,

when is Isaac going to come out of his room? Bro, that was pinned me off. And this is after two passes of us knocking on Isaac's door, asking for him to come outside. Yeah, the first one, I was, I woke up. I'm like, all right, you know, it's time to go.

And then, you know, I'm like, doom scrolling on TikTok. for a couple minutes. But it's show time. You know what you told me last night? All right. Yeah,

early bed. I lied. I lied. I lied. Jim at 11. Okay. Listen, I'm telling you when I had,

that is my main quest, wake up at 11. The side quest took priority. Overwatch. Yes, dude. Hell yes. Overwatch.

And then he had the audacity to blame it on Larry. He blamed. Oh, okay. I might have made me blamed on Larry a little bit. He was like, yeah, Larry made me play Overwatch.

Yeah. He offered the quest. I did take it, but stop with the butts. Hey, I'm gonna touch your butt. We're Benning. You want to talk about butts?

You're weird. But, but, but, but, yeah, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna,

I'm not gonna lie. You, you sleep really, you miss like everything. Yeah, and then you come out, and then you come out of your room and then you're like,

yesterday, was just decided to do it. No, yesterday was, yesterday was bad, I'll admit, and I think part of it was because I had, I was up a long time

playing Overwatch, like to the point. Well, what time was it? Because you guys were on later than I was. What happens to like, when you say, when you go to your room

you're like, I'm busy. I have to go do something. Do you actually go in your room and do busy things? Or do you just play overwatch. Yeah, no, I do. I do have a lot of shit that it's mostly like talking to my mom. I like talking to my mom a lot.

She like, she misses me and I call her and say hi. Did she hate you? Okay. So really? If, if me and Nick stayed up longer than you and I, right?

And you went to bed and you went to bed earlier than him. Yeah. But he still woke up earlier than you. And see, that's where I'm trying to find like how you're able to function in one day. Because I remember, because you and I had a terrible night sleep the night before. We woke up at 9 a.m.

Really bad for that. Really. We were, I think I got like four and a half hours to sleep. You woke up at like 8.53. And this distracted too. So I'm like, that was the night where I pulled the all nighter and I was dead. Yes. So that's probably why you slept through all the noise.

I was just dead. Vacant. You were, you were not there. Dude, there's nothing worse than having like a really busy day and genuinely being sleep deprived on top of it. I hate it. And then after being overworked that day, you can't sleep. That was when we had to sit in the garage and it was really hot doing what we were doing.

But, dude, I legitimately, that other day yesterday, I think, was the most tired of ever been to the point where I don't, I said it to somebody. I don't remember who, but it was pretty bad. Like, out of my peripheral, constant hallucinations. Yeah. Like, I'm not even kidding. No, that is. You would lose less to leave VC. He won.

You have gotten out in like 15 minutes every single time. No, I have not. Tanner won. Oh, yeah. Who won the first one? Yeah, that's why you, that's why your PC shut off, right? Who did win? It was Moonsey.

No, no. Baron Moosey was second. The first one. Oh, it was all. Yeah, we played video games for six hours and then said, all right, let's go to bed. It was only six hours. It was not. It wasn't six.

It was eight. It was like 12. No, it was. Nick is still living in the first last of Lee VC days. I swear I got you check out like 10 hours and you're like, bro. Okay. You check out with the video started. Listen, so, okay, we need to establish something.

You want to bed at 2 a.m. We need to establish something. Can I go by a racing wheel? And you're like, no, like, I'm going to bed. That was another one, too. You're like the king of, I bought the racing wheel. I saw that it would come at like seven in the morning. So snap of fingers outside and they immediately just hooked it up.

Yeah. Here's the thing. Staying up that late. Okay. Now, this is going to sound, I'm going to, fine, I'm old. I don't like the stress that it puts on the heart. I'm going to be honest. Dude, you are old because-

That's a concern. You're like, I had six. 600 milligrams of caffeine. Isaac, like, I just don't like the stress that it has on, like, the heart. But also, I'm not going to lie, that one that we had, it was with Bear and Moonsie were there. Bear had just woken up because he had time zone advantage. And remember, Yummy and I didn't sleep. We had like 45 minutes of sleep.

Yeah. From the night prior. Remember that? That was insane. That was, that was. That was, yummy and I ended up staying up for 48 hours, almost. No, it was more. I'm pretty sure it was like, right?

I think I had to tap out, bro. I think I stayed right up at 50. Yeah, I will give it to you guys. You did not prepare at all. Knowing damn well when it was, you guys still had that all night. We tried. We started at the weirdest time. It was like 7 p.m. or like 11 p.m.

Would you rather me start at 8 a.m. when we all wake up? That's when Donna dropped. Remember? Oh, my God. You were, dude, I remember. And the contraband dropped the same team. Hold on.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, I remember the first time when Donna was dropping. When Donna had dropped when it dropped, we were in, what's known as lights out. And it is always out of all the ones, all the two ones where we've done it, it is always the craziest of them all. And I remember I'm sitting there in the dark

and my phone lights up. And I'm like, oh, man, that's bright. I look at my phone. It's a Twitter notification. And I open Twitter and it's soft willy saying, I am in the hardest work condition I've ever been put in in my entire life. Please pray for me.

I am trying to blow. I look up and you look miserable. You look like Christmas just got bumped to like next year. Dude, it is so ridiculously hard when like, for example, like contraband dropped, right? Like the last album during lights out or almost during lights out. And you're like, I felt so bad because we're recording for your video. And I'm sitting there handling like my video like the music that's dropping.

Remember music was dropping when it shouldn't have dropped? It was like dropping on Apple music. Oh, yeah. People were tweeting. I was running into nonstop issues. I felt so bad. But it's, it's. It wouldn't matter anyway.

I wasn't going to win. You know what my biggest problem was? After I won, me and me and Isaac slept on the couch, but I forgot I put a pizza in the oven. Whoa. What? So like, I woke up and like smoke was coming out of the oven.

Whoa. That's real. What? Did that happen? I thought we ate some of the pizza. No. No. If I didn't wake up,

that thing would have. It was burning. Remember? Because in the whole house, it smelled like burnt pizza. Did we cut some? I was like, we were watching anime. Wait.

Wait, when was this? And right after Ross, We were still awake, right? Yes. You guys all woke up from. Me and Isaac just, oh. Wait, was this after we? Hold on, hold on, what happened?

Because I have a vivid memory of something, and I think it's this exact moment. Yeah, you looked like a memory that night, didn't she, buddy? Nice, that was good. Tell me, please tell me. What, tell me what happened. When, like what? Just tell me.

I was like really hungry and sleep deprived. So I was like, after last leave VC. Yeah, right after you won. Yeah. Okay. So I was like, all right, I'm going to go downstairs. throwing a pizza, watch some TV. Isaac was there.

And I was like, all right. What are we going to watch? Was that right after? Really? Well, not right after. We were up for a little bit. Or was it the next day? It was the same night.

It was the same night. I remember because Nick had woken up to vlog what was going on. Dude. Okay. And that's where we got the screenshot of you. I'm 99% sure I was down there on the couch. I think you were there too.

I thought you were. And I was so sleep deprived. You went back to your room. No, no, no, no. Didn't you? Oh, maybe I did. I remember you guys were like... After you fell asleep on the couch.

There was, okay, there was one time where it was either this time you put in the pizza or another time. But I was either high or sleep deprived from that. I heard the pizza or I heard the oven going off for like maybe three minutes of the peep every like, you know, like 20 seconds. I thought it was a part of the anime outro of whatever. Because, oh my, wait. Was it that day? Yes. What was that?

We were watching anime. Then I was so sleep deprived. I think I trauma locked that up after being so sleep deprived. I was just like, I was like, what was that? That's weird. Yeah, you're like sound of putting a song. Dude, you were like, is that part of the song? You asked me.

And I was like, no. I just remember waking up to a whole house. I remember like 10 minutes into the anime. And I just wanted like, Isaac was like there. I had one one bite. Did you? Oh, I was asleep instantly. I woke you up.

I wake you up because I don't remember falling asleep. I was like, shout out to this house. having kitchen issues because like maybe just a few months ago, there was like a gas leak on the stove and we come home and the entire house smells like gas. You guys were so funny. Bang on Isaac's door. You guys were so funny. It smelled like gas a little bit.

And sometimes, you know, a burner is left on. And that's bad, especially if it goes. It wasn't that a burner was left on. It was the gas to start the burner was left on. Yeah. Yeah. So someone turned it off and like everyone's banging on my door. Like, there's a, I come outside.

I'm like, this better be good. And you guys are all outside. airing the house out. But you guys were all, you were outside, you evacuated like the building. And I'm just thinking to myself like, if this were going to explode, being on that patio would not have done shit.

You know what I did? I was fine. I turned the oven on. Tanner, Turner turned the stove on. Tanner literally. Yes. Yeah.

It was the worst idea. I was like, we should call the fire department. And then Tanner's like, I was like, I think it's fine. Tanner does this thing. We all left the house and I was like,

that. you could have killed everyone. We would have actually been like fucking Mr. Crabbs blowing up. The dinosaurs were flying sideways. Yeah, it was that. It was going to be out here. That's crazy. The thing is, you have a broken nose,

you have a broken nose and you have a broken nose. Because none of y'all could smell it. It was just, no, I smelled it. I just, it wasn't. Nick came in through the garage because we came back from Lifetime. As soon as we opened the door from the garage, which is across the house, instantly.

I'm like, do you smell that? That smells like gas. We go over to the burner. You know, I don't smell anything. You want to talk about a broken nose? I smell was gas. What? Hey, I wrote that.

You want to talk about a broken nose? What broken nose? A few nights ago, I came home. I smelled something funky. What was that funky looking smell? Oh, yeah. I recorded a video with Grizzie. I hop boxed the bathroom with a joint.

No, you did not. Yes, I did. Dude, it's so bad. Fucking played power wash. Yes. I was so high. It was actually that. I was on stream.

And I was like, like, I came home. I came home, I opened the door. It was like being punched in the face by a big nugget of weed. Isaac was knocking out. Because I actually took a shit after I recorded. And Isaac was knocking on my door. He's like, what are you doing in that bathroom?

And I was like, nothing. And he was like, did you smoke weed? I was like, no. Remember we came back from the gas station? Yeah, and you guys instantly smelled it. You're like, oh, man. I literally flew back. Like, it was.

Dude, I, but it was so funny because I know exactly, like, what led up to you making that decision. to smoke in your bathroom, it was the fact that if you were to go outside in our backyard, you would have been ambushed by like the entire Amazon and every single bug in an animal and bear in the world.

We have a crazy bug problem at this house. There are crazy animals in the backyard. My office and we just played with it. We did play. There was just one right there. It's captured right now. Yeah, they started, I came out my room and he started like doing a coyote Peterson

like, like, bit on me. He had like under a glass jar with like an animal cracker laid on there. He was like, all right. You ready, Isaac? I'm looking at it. Like, man. You should have been there. You should have been there earlier today.

Like, oh, yeah, you were asleep. L. So he, we pretended that Larry got stung and he did a coyote Peterson impression. Dude, that hurt. And I don't know how he does that. Because holy shit, my hair was like my head was pounding after that. Yeah, it was like fire spreading. That was really only like a few seconds that I did it for.

And then you were rising in like, it was bad. You're melting. Yeah. Remember Tanner tried it and like he like pointed his like feet out. Yeah, I was like, oh. And the camera is just like, are you okay? Let me know if you need help. It's like, it's insane.

He'll get stung by like a mediocre like wasp for a video and have like a 20 minute reaction and a breakdown of everything. His cameraman gets stung by a stonefish. It's like a two minute video. Yeah. Did you see that? Yeah. He was like, yeah, guys. That is the most painful sting on earth.

Anyways, make sure you leave a like. Check out a merch below. Was that his cameraman? Yeah. Wait, so that other guy that got stung by the same thing as he did was his cameraman? Yes, no.

It's a different guy. It was a stone fish. Oh, it wasn't as Lou Venom. Did you see that or no? No, I actually, I remember I saw, funnily enough, it was just, you know, chilling on my 4U page on TikTok. That's where I saw it first.

Me too. You're talking about the guy who gets his cameraman to also get stung by the same thing. I watched the executioner was. Yes. I showed you that. Yeah, I don't know. I thought it was fine. Yeah, he got, he got stung.

He was like, oh, man, it's like a fire in my arm. Oh, yeah, this hurts. Yeah, he was like, this feels good. And the cameraman was like, oh, yeah, that does sting a lot. Coyote Peterson's like, oh, whoa. Just red in the OBS. Sorry, guys, if that's that. Sorry, we might have to try and really try.

Make sure that does not lower your ears. Maybe lower the volume on that part. Yeah, that sounds horrible. I hope it sounds bad because it'd be funny. I heard it. I wanted to sound bad. Dude, some of my favorite podcast bits of all time

or Joe Rogan like making like bear noises or like, who like, who like he makes these like obscure ass noises. I love seeing them out of context. I want to do it, but I'm scared it's going to peak horribly, so I'm not going to. Yeah, so I go like this.

You go. Okay, Joe Reagan goes, oh. That's what he does. Yeah, I just want to say it. You might have heard that through like four separate microphones. A future podcast. It might be.

This is definitely gonna improve. This is all made up, or this is all built in like one morning. There's charm to it, though. I enjoy it. It is way better than just here. I'll start it from the bottom. Now we're here, dude. It took us a year to do this.

Why? I don't know. I think we're fools. There, here's a mood. Because we were like, you're like lazy. Because we have to figure out what to do with grunk. Go home. Grunk's here so now we can do it.

You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna put you on a fucking flat screen TV like Karen from Spongebob. I have an idea. I mean, roll around. Right there. Right there. Right there.

right there, look. For like a week. I think we should just like take your face cam, like you record you on face cam and you'll be in Discord with us. We'll have to wear headphones. We'll Photoshop a TV. And we'll just put you flat on that wall. Yeah.

That would be really, that'd be a really cool thing. Yeah. He's like behind us. Give me filters. Like laser. Like cam just just has to put laser eyes on you every couple seconds just for fun. Can we, can we agree with you and stretch you out?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I remember we even in some of the most dangerous situation, Like going back to that like that fucking stove top thing for a second Uh huh even though we were scared shitless we made a joke we're like okay if Tanner's gonna go and turn on the stove What happens if like it blows up and then each house starts blowing up like it was like a genuine like a chain reaction And like we like gamer stuffs gets called up Like it's like oh yes you like blew up like seven houses on this block Yeah, you know the group boys? Yeah they're dead and also the entire block

of other houses are also dead. You, Isaac was so mad when we woke him up that day to come to the gas. There is one thing I hate and it's always been a pet peeve of mine especially with my dad because he is the worst person. He will snap at me as I'm in bed as I'm going. You just say your dad's not.

My dad waking me, I would be like let's go. Come on! That's where he's snapping from. That's what I just said. Yeah, Isaac, you literally like, yeah, my door is open to my office and you like snap your finger like two times. You're like trying to get my attention. It's like, come here, boy. It's like a tick.

Maybe it was like, I don't know, like a subconscious thing. You have trauma, you're trauma dumping. You're making me uncomfortable right now is what you're doing. They're making me uncomfortable. But yeah, no. Well, so like a similar thing happened in Vegas with the gas leak, but there was way, way worse at the house that I lived in. We called the fire department and they came just that we left the burn. Did they come over and say, yeah, you guys would have blown up?

They didn't say we would have blown up. but they said like the levels were like they were dissipating by because we've somebody turned like I don't even know how the lever was already loose kind of broken so it might have just fallen over itself we had a big fireplace like a huge gas fireplace and the lever to turn it on was was to the on position but the igniter

or whatever didn't work oh leaking gas for hours the pilot light went out and it was just leaking it was just leaking gas it was a little blue flame on the bottom yeah that's I'm not sure what it was but but at the like it was so bad it was coming through the air vents you could smell it where the air vents were that's bad that is terrible you know why that's really fucking bad yes sir because that gas it stays low to the ground like my dad recently right so my my stepmom was she was cooking right and then she turned off the stove but she didn't get to turn off the stove all the way so it was a slight little bit of

gas that was leaking out when I tell you that my dad my I don't know how he figured it out. Oh, I guess probably one of the carbon monoxide, like, yeah,

the arms are going off. Wait. When the fire department got to the house, my dad said that he should be dead. Because I think I've explained this story before.

Was it carbon monoxide? Or it's gas. Yeah. It's carbon monoxide, I believe. Right? Yeah, I think it was like

carbon monoxide. So now, hold on. So why do we have like eight of those detectors and not a single one went off?

I don't know if those set those off, to be honest. I think they should. If they do. Doesn't carbon monoxide stay low to the ground? Yeah, it's low to the ground. Why are these carbon monoxide things on the ceiling?

Well, I think they're both. They're usually both, right? Offer smoke, I guess, because it rises. What? Bring it up, man. Bring up the thing. You're like, I don't know how the gas and shit works, but yeah, that is wild.

But when I was in Vegas, it was free. The fire department came in there, like, we don't have to charge you anything. Like it's good that you called us better safe than sorry. Wait, oh, yeah, it would have charged you? Yeah, that's great. No, no, no, they wouldn't charge you normally? No.

They could. What? They send you a bill? Dude, our taxes pay for them to come out. Yeah, I does. This is like an American thing, man. They don't charge you. Firefighters get paid for taxes.

You called like the fire guys, man. Like, like, fire dudes. Like, oh, yeah, we're not going to charge you this time or something like that. You got the firefighters or the fire instigators. You call the fire instigators. You call the fire insigators. You like walk him out.

You walk him out. And you see like a truck. of like buckets of water behind like water balloons and squirt guns the ladder's like made of like twigs and sticks

they don't like the opposite they got like gasoline and like matches I don't know what it was fire men fire guys fire finders I've come to the conclusion

that luck is not real whoa wow That's a hefty statement right there. That's a pretty thing you just says. Not in the way that like that way. It's like like this shot is one in a million.

If you get that one, then it's not really one and a million is one in one, bro. That's not how probability works. Yeah, probability. You got to go back to, you got to not do calculus anymore. That doesn't immediately make it so that if you did four shots, you made on the fourth one,

it's a one and four shot. It's still a one in one billion shots. If it's only attempted once. It makes it one and four for you, but for the other millions of people who try it. No, but that's stupid because anyone could get it at any point. Yes, but there's still, they, so like, you have probability. That's, that's where, I'm going to beat you up to that.

How are you going to make a stupid claim and then go like this when someone's trying to explain to you? Have you taken, wait, is it? Have you ever gambled drunk? What class do you learn probability in statistics? Statists, sets it. I take it in the spring. Are you really? Or you did that good.

I'm taking it in this spring. Oh, you're going to love it. It's the worst class. I don't think it is. I think it's the most boring class of all. If you think. Update. No, I already said that on the last podcast.

I got one on my house again. Still the funniest thing ever. Yesterday we take high school? Oh yeah, I got one. I got one too. On the free response questions, I asked the proctor how their day was

and told them how this was the worst class I've ever taken. He was like, I hope you have a good day. Yeah, I hope you have a good day. And I hope this doesn't come off as disrespectful, but I just generally don't know this stuff because I severely underestimated this class.

So it was a question that had like actual test answers or test questions. And 2 plus 2. And you're talking about your AP course right? Yeah, AP is a free response. It's like, yeah, it's like a spherical balloon

is being filled with sand and at a rate of blank. Oh, that sucks. How much, at three seconds, how much sand will be in the balloon? I'm not going to let anyone bully you

because I took AP physics in high school, my senior year, and I also got a one because I didn't give a single shit. I didn't. I didn't ever plan for it to transfer in college. You guys are so badass. I'm just going to say it.

Okay. You play basketball and like, Edling. Come on. Yo, this bro got straight A's in his school. Did you really? And guess he was like top of his class and there's like 30 people who graduated with him. That's true.

That's facts. My job. Yeah. I did do that and listen, guys. Do you top of your class? I mean, yeah. I was on the D's list. I actually was on the Dean's list.

Here's the thing. I was too. I vouched so heavily for. In college, at 16, I was on the dean's list. Sucked my dick. On a roll. 16 in college. You're on college.

I was doing enrolled. I was doing enrolled. What do you think? When nobody gets us in honor, yummy. You kissed your classmates, your brothers and your sisters. No, I didn't. And you're weird about it. No.

You were to crush on your teacher. Stop. Yeah. You like to spit, too. I went to Christian school. Like, you literally were homeschooled. You Christmas class in your fucking living room. I would love you to go to Christmas school.

And then, and then, it's a Christmas school. And then, and then, it's a school. history was in your kitchen. Did you make Dieslis in college? Jim class you were going did you make these list burpees you were doing suicide in your backyard I do know Jim class. Did you did you make honors or not dude his mom? Oh do you want subject changer over here ladies and gentlemen he got drafted into the subject change NBA did you what did you make the honor roll? Uh, did you make honor roll? Uh, maybe one time. Listen if we're going to subject change big ass only made Swiss roll bro.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Woohoo. The group house Yeah, the group house Every single joke It's like a trademark It's like a joke

Watermark And we need a graphic Of like Yeah, it's like the graphic There's this There's this There's this really fucking good video we saw on Twitter

It was like It was like ice spice It was like an ice spice leak and then by the end of it the tag was like this is like ghoul yeah I was like goolish man you

but it looks it was like bouncing up and down usually when you hear like a leak it'll be like like an AI bobby like this was founded by blah blah they're like world star

oh dude okay this this leads me to a new topic that I think is like super important that we need to talk about because I think it's insane not like super importance where it's like crazy like world changing but So there's a new thing that's happening

With these orgs and everything Like phase clan and just like random orgs whatever And they are Reusing shorts Like contact creation from creators that are not signed to their org And they're posting it I saw their own personal social media Like YouTube Twitter everything like they own the clip

It happened to like Jordy 2D Was the one who made the tweet about it saying that it was a problem Yeah he was like what is going on And it is it is that why he replied to a Twitter post saying stop posting my content or something like that? Probably.

I saw Face Clan use it might have been Jordy 2D it was somebody it was probably was Jordy 2D use his clip of the um what was the one where something about his house

and man he does it all the time his house always blows up there was a new one a really popular one it was yeah it was Nick A30 it was like mods blow his house up he was like huh? Yes it was pretty sure

was that clip and they're posting it's like bro why aren't you you can't use other creator stuff and not giving them credit like they're posting with like a caption that like, no way this is real skull emoji.

And it's like these people aren't even signed your org and you're using their call. It's like becoming a fucking meme page. I feel like orcs have to like watch one one TV show ever. Well, first of all, FACE clan, for example, is like ridiculousness. The TV show or like America's

funniest home videos. They always will email you. It's like they're turning into a compilation. You also got to remember, dude. The Twitter accounts and all that are being run by these like really young as like super. internet, dude. It has to be approved, though.

Opera GX by far is the Opera GX has one of the best PR teams I've ever seen my life. But you know who did it first? Fucking Wendy's. Wendy's made that. True. Have you seen Scrub Daddy on TikTok? They go kind of crazy.

When they like stick the cucumber and the scrub daddy mouth, like make them suck off? There's a lot of that. There's a lot of why I did that. Sports teams were on that wave pretty early on TikTok. Mommy's... Remember the audio? Isaac.

What is it? There's something I didn't tell you. He's coming. Coming 49ers fucking everybody every like all the jets I thought it was he's here I'm not even talking about it it's he's here yeah he's here it's like Tony Romo walking in a straight line yes like Tom Brady yeah like 10 okay I want people when when Halloween comes around again can you guys introduce your outfits by like using that audio clip and then walking like outside or some shit I want that is it's so

Good, dude. I don't know why they started using that. I think, because like you just said, the PR guys, a lot of the times, they're really young. And these corporations are like, whatever. No, who cares? It's popular. Yeah. Are they like, they just like hire these guys. And some of these guys could watch the videos.

You never know. Yeah, it was funny because there was only like four videos that had used that audio. I think they were all by the same guy. One of them was New York Knicks and one of them was New York Jets. Yeah. Yeah. One was on the same. It had to be.

Yeah. It was so hard at Aaron Rogers. He's here. He's here. He's just doing like a normal thing. He's like walking. Yeah. He was walking like just to a place somewhere.

These companies are definitely doing like, I think the right thing. They're moving away from like that old head mentality of just like basic support. Like Opera GX is a prime example. Like dude, there was an OF girl that was like trying to insult. Oh my gosh. Dude, that was the craziest interaction I've ever seen any PR team do ever. That was risky. Let him explain.

Okay. I don't remember what the, um, what the, the, the, the girl. had said. She's a girl who sells content on Twitter, but it was something about the submersible. It could have been something like that, but then, but then she had said something and then Oprygex had responded with like, what, what did she say? Or what they say? They said, yeah, but you're selling there's going to be photos something's, you're selling photos online. Oh, oh, oh, oh, she was like, she was talking about like, oh, something about her kid or something.

I don't even remember his kid. You have to find the tweet and read it out right now. Imagine if Nick was president and he just spoke with Putin. He was like, so Putin said something about wanting to make peace. Maybe, I don't know, something like that. So I think we're good with Russia. Maybe. Honestly, I can't remember.

You knew less than an Isaac date and you brought it up. Yeah, I didn't look. Oh, here it is. Okay. Oh, it was. Okay. So, PewDiePie had posted a picture. That's right.

Yeah. PewDie Poster posted a picture. Oh, Felix, Killsberg. Oh, Felix and Marcia. Yeah, yeah, good time. Yeah, the baby was Bjorn. And he was Bjorn. And he was Bjorke.

It was named Bjorn. It was awesome. Bejork. Go ahead, man. Oh, yeah, it was funny. Bjork. Yeah, so this person said, but the bridge moment referring to a time in Pewtypie.

You know, we all know that moment, right? Adpocalypse, whatever. And then Opera GX said, your child will be faced by several hundred nude videos of you someday pipe down. That was Op. GX that said that. And then the person responded with a sobbing emoji

and then Opera GX responded following up with another hard ratio saying, come on, getting railed is kind of your thing. Jeez. Yeah, that's like, that's like BDrop Vine Ownage level of loanage.

There's actually a group of people out there that absolutely hate when companies act like that and they're weird gatekeeping to the point where they're like, they're like, companies shouldn't act like that. It's so cringe and weird. Yeah,

it's like unprofessional. What is it? You're not going to say anything. You're just stimming, man. You cute. Anyways, there's this guy who will impersonate these really, really big companies, like their customer support.

And a lot of the time, it's exactly like that. Yeah. And he'll just own the hell out of these guys. And they're all, they always rebuttal after they get like, completely just tossed on Facebook. They'll be like, I'm contacting corporate.

This is unprofessional. you're going to lose your job. And it's always like, it is never that serious, man. No. I remember, like, yeah, like two years ago. Can't you speak into. Can't even impersonated to Apple. And he said Little Game Monkey in the Apple store or something.

And I was like before, like, he was verified, but this was before, like, he had to, you could get paid verification. And it just looked like Apple. And it was like Apple. crazy stuff is funny I thought it was Apple wait wait wait wait did they send anything to him like a cease and desist you got banned I think oh yeah I think you got yeah didn't you impersonate Trump he got banned that was me classic yeah so I had I had multiple slaps on the wrist until I just got permanently shadow banned on Twitter are you

still no that I removed that account it was confusing too my way you're right I haven't seen you tweet at all in that account like forever gone wow deleted and then it merged to his alt yeah she merged to my alt now Because, dude, for one, I couldn't verify the main account. So my alt account was verified. I don't know why. I guess I had to do with emails and Apple ID or something. It didn't work.

It was confusing creators. And also, the alt just had better engagement. And Larry has that prime example. I'm going to have to do that because, yeah, I don't, I think the last time I tweeted of my main was Valentine's Day. Wow. You guys are weird about your mains and your alt-twitters. Do all-twitters do so much better?

Because you actually use an alt-twitter, how you would use a normal time. I'm gonna be real. It's a mental thing for me. I used to always overthink main accounts. Both of you guys did. It's true. Because it's not normal to tweet once a month on a main because you can't just be like,

oh yeah, every tweet's got to be a banger. You just got to just tweet. It's just Twitter. It's not like your main force of Injohn. Just Twitter, man. You're talking about a bunch of people who were like. But but but because you guys took it so seriously. But then people will see you too much

and be like, oh, this guy's not very funny and then click the unconfirmed. I think for me, I think for me what happened. He's overthinking his tweet. Honestly, I just want to keep it professional and then shitposts. I want to keep it more like brand oriented and then shit post. And now I literally post like Japanese characters saying you look like a chicken

nugget with like a bear staring at the screen. It wouldn't matter either way because if a brand knows who you are, they're going to know about both Twitter's. I mean, that is kind of true. I don't like sometimes I'll like be a little silly on Maine. I'm not even silly on backup either. Like it's not. I just don't use Twitter a lot.

I'm just yarmie, bro. I just post the same shit on everything. Yeah, you don't follow any of the level. I'm geeking. I like, you just use that for dumps of Japan. You know, yeah, you know what I like, I like, you did. Yeah, it was like you were in hiatus for like two years on that old account and then you started posting Japan picks. Yeah, I just wanted to, because I didn't want to put them on Instagram.

Mm-hmm. Because they weren't of me, which kind of does suck that we didn't take a lot of photos of ourselves in Japan. I took some. I don't have a few of me. I didn't take like any of you guys. That's one thing I'm really, really bad at. And it is like knowing when to take a picture of a moment. I'm so bad.

Time out, though. Time out, though. You have to give ourselves some credit. At least you and me. We were fucking sick. You guys were sick. I was checked out mentally for the first fucking week. I wasn't vlogging or anything. Come on now. You know what's stupid. And I got it from you, little shithead. I don't know what you're talking about. He's pointing at nobody. Viewers at home. Wait, do it again. Point. Yeah, like, who you're pointing at you the whole time? This is so weird, though, because before our flight, I actually felt perfect. And then what happened was we were on the plane for 13 hours and I had one cup of water. And my sickness was like, I'm crawling back through you. Let me back here. I'm going to get you. That was the worst amount of sleep I could have ever had in a plane ever in my entire life. Like, I remember sitting on that fucking plane for 16 hours, was it? And I got like little to no sleep with Isaac Y sharing a wall with me that he wouldn't let me put up.

Cool. It was horrible. Dude, that was the worst, Isaac. Yeah. Isaac's just like annoying sometimes. It's funny. Isaac is like, I think Isaac is like, if you were to be an animal. If Isaac was going to be an animal, he'd be like some kind of weird bird.

Why? He'd be an awesome. I wish I were a bird. He'd be peacock all flash, but that's, he's annoying. So wait, what are you guys saying to me? I don't know. I don't know what peacocks do. Or peacocks annoying?

Bless you. Bless you. Peacocks are kind of stupid. Wait, so what are you guys saying? I was busy. I was petting Larry. You like, how do I word this? Are you going to be a weaner, a dick to me?

No. It just has to do with like a flock or like a group. Like you have to be. He's a seagull. You have to. Like if somebody's sitting next to you and you know them, you have to see what they're doing. He's a crow. Like,

Oh, that is a chihuahua. That, okay. So he's nosy. No, I used to, I do that. I did that with my siblings all the time. I would randomly. And it's, I think it's like a dynamic because I see people like younger siblings posting about it all the time. Like making like POVs and stuff.

Like I will just like barge into like my brother's room like touch like just poke his head or like. Yeah. But usually that's a younger sibling thing, not an older sibling thing. No, I got to make sure everything's going in order is what I got to do. That is true. That's how he is. But no, on the plane, on the plane, I just like to bug you because the reactions were so funny. On the plane, you'd lower the thing.

Like, we had like the privacy while you'd lower it. You'd like, look at me, look at my movie, look confused back at me. And then look at the movie again. Like, you had no idea what was going on. I remember you put it up like to eat and I got my food too. And it was like five minutes of break and I pushed it back down. It slowly lowered, and your eyes just, like, gradually came over the wall. You're looking right at me, and I'm sitting there a mouthful of, like, biscuit watching dark night with you.

Dude, you had your elbow on the wall. I raised it. I raised it while your arm was on the wall, and you looked like, just in your face, you were staring at me, like a sad puppy. Your arm was just going up like this. Do you remember letting it go up? Did I, I did it with Nick, too. You were watching a movie, and I turned on to say, it was Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah.

Yeah, I just immediately synced it up with you. Just in case you raised the wall and I couldn't watch anymore. This is unrelated but still plane story. Did we ever talk about the Unifurter? Dude, what? It was the Unifurter. The Unifarer was a real person on that plane. It wasn't any of us.

Oh. This was on the flight to Tampa and we were all sitting on the on the plane and someone was ripping some serious ass on that flight. I mean, I'm talking pooping. Like it was bad. It was really bad. Pooping their pants pretty much. I'd rather say it because there's a video.

There is a video. But, dude, it was so bad, but I just want to get to the part where we pointed out while recording that there is a uniform on the plane. On the plane. Dude, the person that we suspected, it was like scurried off the point. Yeah, he walked away so fast. I was like, I think it's him. Guards.

Get on me. Save him. He's his pants. He took his pants. I had no regard for like anybody around. He was like, he was pooping his pants. Yeah, like you could have easily went into the bathroom that's like mostly soundproof and just like just fart a little bit or a whole lot. It's up to you because it's your life, man.

You know what's horrible? It started before we even started moving. Yeah, like the plane. And he said that he was ready. They don't let you move. You're stuck in that seat until like you're up 30,000 feet in the air. Yep. So he just ripped ass for all of you.

Dude, that clip is so funny that. almost just want us to try and just post it somewhere. Wait, what is, what is it clip? It's, it's, um, it's on the, it's from the group. We saw the footage. Yeah, we have the footage. It's on Google Drive. Oh, it's like, oh, the Tampa trip.

Yeah, we should really like post that to the group channel, but I feel like everything's all out of order. I think it's funny though. Japan really like totally bent us over backwards. Yeah. Isaac's still blaming it for his shitty sleep schedule. Isaac still blames Japan for his bad sleep schedule. No, I actually thank Japan for, I didn't have to adjust at it.

all. It was awesome because I was already up super late the night before. So I went to bed at like like 10 or like 9 p.m. woke up at like seven. Okay. Well, it gradually got worse because I love not seeing the sun. I guess. I actually wrote down on my journal. Oh, really? No, I did. I can go grab it right now. Do you have a journal? And I wrote down. Pussy. I went on my I went on my eye cloud and on my eye cloud. It says what time? Would you take a picture of me when I was just recorded? You know I was just one of those videos? night and before we went to bed. Oh yeah. And there was like 2 a.m.

Okay, well, yeah, after when we got adjusted, we started being a little, writing in a, audacious. Watching while he sleeps and writing in your journal. Yeah, you're weird for that. You acting like gorilla in front of me, like hammering me down. And then Isaac, we hear like joining you and fucking yelling. I am so glad that we were not in that. And then when we rolled up somebody like a blunt with like the mattress.

Well, yeah, we talked. I was going through my, I made a highlight reel of like all this stuff. it's on Instagram you could do that but there was like I was just going through and it was all peaceful was like wow this is really nice next one is like a rabid song it was like banana na na na na na na na na na na na and it was like we tucked them into bed it was like the whole

mattress over you for no reason yeah we rolled you that was at like one a and wow guys this has been great what are we at hour 40 uh three hours and 20 actually believe or not I just point out that I really like this type of setup

because we could easily just like stand up and like mess with each other on podcast. Yeah, we're gonna kick your assurab you right now. Yeah, you guys are in a vicinity where you could. But I'm like spectator core. Look at him come over there. Hey, look at him. Hey, chat, you getting us? Wait, he has heaven and hell on his coat. Wait, that's Jesus.

Oh, I remember see. We're gonna go in order. Here's my fit for today. You got that shit from Panda by. Dang. Yeah, why you know what that is? Why I know what that is, huh? It's tough.

I've never bought from Panda by, disclaimer now. All right, come on. Yo, yo, y'all. He got a rickie's on. All right. One of the pants we bought them in Japan. Yeah, dude, sit down.

You guys got a perfect fit. Yeah. I would make Tanner, I'd make Tanner get up, but unfortunately. No one cares about your outfits, bro. Fortunately, Tanner is a one. I want to do like a group outfit thing, but you have no pants on. I do. Ladies and gentlemen, this video is sponsored by group.

By what? No, I've short. For 20, 10% off. Good check out. What? The only other person I want to see stand up for a second is yummy. That's it. Dude, he got ready.

Yeah, I'm just letting you guys know he was freeballing in some Nike shorts. Two minutes before we started. I was molding. Oh, you want to stand up? Do you want to? Go, dude. No, you go. You go.

What about drunk? What about drunk? What about drunk? Grunk got all dressed up. Grunk got the fit on. I took off the sweater. Okay. It was way too hot.

Here, let me beepbox over it. Yeah. Yeah. You're redlining. You're redlining. I'm on the mic. My name is Mike. I got I can.

It's directional. You have to aim it at you. I got Mike in ice. Oh, that's not a good angle because it looks like I'm sucking dick, but I'm not like that. I light like a candlestick. It's my classic pants. We're wearing.

Don't got ants. Jaded London. Cargo. Like electric. I got the new yo, new drop. Reese's drop. Do yo, shout out new yo, that's an X for me, bro. What?

What, though? I want Simon Cowell over here. It has like a real top, we're not amused. What are you wearing? Yeah, you stand up. Look at his shoes. Jim Shark.

You and narc. Oh. Oh, blurt. Damn. That's okay. I can hear you. I'm good. Rabbit tail.

Look at his shoes. Who? His shoes raggedy. All right. All right. We got yummy. All right. Come on.

Show me what you got. Restile. All right. I'll do a cover of your song where you're doing it. Lasers. I've been zoning feeling faded. I'm faded.

I'm faded. I'm overloading. Hey, we're controlling my big ass. Wait, hold on in my bonner. What is that? Ooh.

What is this? Do you ask? Whoa. Wait. Do a spin. Get on your knees. Okay. Okay.

Get on all fours. Where'd you get that? Uh, somebody made it for me. Oh, really? Custom. Yeah. Okay.

I'm not going to do a full plug. You know, this is a group podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, if you're excited about buying stuff, buy the yummy merchandise in stores eventually, thank you. Imagine being so weird that you just don't want to

we want to show your merch, man. I'm not trying to be weird, bro. I'm trying to be respectful of everybody's brand here. That was a great, that is a great hoodie. I love that hoodie. I'm a big fan. I think it's deserving of seeing light. It's extra light.

If it's so good, it's so comfy to wear, I wore it. I was like, damn. Son, where'd you find that? Yep, exactly. This is what I said. Yeah, yeah. I really appreciate it. Yeah, cool.

I'll look at him. He's like in. I do. Whatever. He's turning red, chat. I do appreciate it. And yeah, thank you. Hey, don't listen to Nick.

Nick does this a lot. Yeah, he does. Instigator. You are an instigator? Yeah, stand up. Show me your fit, Toby. I'm the stinkingator. Ooh.

Yeah, how about you get a fart? I've been farting all day and I think it's because I had Chipotle yesterday. That does not make you fart 24 hours later. How fast did you go to sleep after you ate? Because you never eat right before you sleep. That's probably what happened. I immediately went to bed. Yeah, that's why.

That's so bad for your body. And also I had two water burgers, a large fry and a large grill. Oh my. Brownie. God a brownie too. Did you earn it? Now I'm hungry. No.

Did you gym today? Did you gym today? I got a gym today. I got a gym to get a bad. Usual fucking fat. Eating a water burger. About four pounds, five pounds.

All right. You gained? Probably. Bro, that's fine. I guess I still for my abs. So it's fine. But,

you know, you know when you like don't work out for a long enough time you get squishy? I get like soft and droopy. Yes, dude. Yes. It's because I think I'm there right now

because my legs are jiggly right now. Yeah, you got a tightening your muscle up, man. I know, dude. I haven't worked out in a week and a half almost. It's been a while. What the hell?

I don't know. I just don't care about it anymore. Gosh. I was supposed to gym. We were supposed to gym today. I'm sorry. Sorry to go off topic, but when this is the first time you guys cursed?

What was the first word you guys? Do you guys want to hear what I said? Because my mom was appalled. I think you said this. Huh? I think you've said this. I don't know if it was on podcast. Shit.

No. Hell? What was? Fuck. But you said it in a weird way. Yeah. I just used it completely wrong. I just was like,

uh, what was I doing? I was in the car tired and I'm like, bob in my head and I was like, mom, I am so fucked

and I went to bed and she was like, oh, you've guys seen my face. It's a... She started playing. My face. Wait,

maybe we did speak about this. There you go. Maybe we did speak about this because I think you talked about you saying the wrong word in front of your dad. He said like shit. My brother.

Oh, yeah. Your brother turned around and was like, don't do this. that. I remember. Yeah, we hear the shit. Yeah, good job. You're reusing podcast topics. I was just curious. Washed. Washed. What did I say? What did I say? What did I say? What did I say? No, I just said a curse word. And that's why remind me. I usually say that. I said, dick, dick, pussy. Balls. Balls. Balls. And we're

debonitized. Bowls. Oh, I forgot about that. Well, oopsies. What's the time? Uh, we're at 1-15. Somebody get up and do that out of the camera. Get real personal really quick. We've been way too far away. Yeah, get up. Do you want to get up and go to the camera? Code group and everything. Do your special dance. Tell how much we love them. Wait, let me get up there. Let me get up there with you.

Use code group. Okay. All right. Come up here with me. Oh, man. I'll make like one appearance. Like, where am I? What is the worst blunt rotation you can possibly think of?

Amy Schumer, Tanner, Nancy Pelosi. Oh, I love Nancy Pelosi. Dude, this is like caught in a chair. Hold on, wait. I'm coming. What? Ooh, Nancy Pelosi is a big butt. Dude, sorry.

I love my first lady. What are you guys doing? Oh, I got wrinkle shirt. What are we doing? We're taking a family picture. Family fan of, are we getting up close and personal right now? Thank you guys for watching the podcast.

We're going to do more of these. I think. I want to keep them. Chisholk. I'm dancing on thin ice here. We're going to do so many more. Thank you guys. Oh my God.

What the hell was that? What? It's a green ball lights in my hands. Dude. Duplication glitch? We got a special guest in the house, by the way. We did. Wait.

Is police fire. That whizzed past my ear. Come up. You guys all have microphones. You might want to be careful. The feedback. It's fake. We tested it early.

It is. Never going to believe who's here really quick before we end this ball. Could you imagine if like the absolute Nancy Pelosi herself? Come on.

Go ahead. Over there. Goat of Rocket League and golf. Oh, somebody just forwarded it. Soft willy. I wonder. I wonder.

If you guys. Is you fart in the mic? He did. No, I heard it. Because I have feedback. I can hear. He's standing and running in circles podcast. If you guys,

if you guys remember the first time we all met up together, we were in Austin, Texas. Mitchell, Mitchell Pulse Fire. Was here. All right. Mike number one is Nix and nobody else is ever going to use it because he pooped all over it. All right.

Let's say bye before we like use up everyone's watch time. Don't smell it. Stop smelling it. Oh, yeah. That stinks, actually. Okay. Thank you, everybody for watching. watching. We will be back with IRL podcast one day. We're gonna end season one. Season two is

gonna be all IRL stuff. Thank you for the house. It's gonna be great once we get better set up. Thank you for using code group. Use it again if you want. That'd be great. And we will see you guys next week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Oh, I get the brofist. What the fuck?