#64 - Forbidden Spongebob Episodes...
00:00Welcome back to the podcast, baby.Welcome back to the podcast, baby.Get down, sit down, relax, and have a cup of tea and drink some water.Drink some gamer subs.Is this a real intro?Yeah, it is.Drink some, drink some gamer subs.Baby.
00:15Drink it.Why do you have two water bottles?Look at this.Yeah, look.Oh.Wait, Tanner, Tanner.What?Oh my God, wait, grunk.
00:25You should pretend like he's on strings at some point.Yeah.Oh, yeah.Net.Be a little puppet, puppet.Oh, my God.You got it.You got it.
00:35You got it.Ladies and gentlemen,welcome back to another episodeof the group chat podcast.Today we are joined by a special guest.Say something.Yo, grunk.You hear that?
00:47I'm finally in frame and it's great.And it's a great day today.And grunks up there on the wall.Grunk on the wall,everybody.I'm here, guys.They call me drunk for a reason.He just moved in.
00:58He's in my bedroom.He's in there.Yeah, there's a hole in the wall.He's like,peek in the road.Oh, true.What we need to do is add, like, a little border, like, every episode.And it's like...
01:08I was going to do that.The, I...Originally, I had a SpongeBob border, and it was huge, massive, way too big.Like, it was a window.Yeah, we were...I want to make them a circle.I want to make one out of, like, uh, like sticks.I want to make one out of rocks.
01:22Want to make one out of roses.We want to make one.We can theme it.We could do pumpkins.We could do, like...Halloween and Christmas.I watched snow.Yeah, Larry, you're experimenting with all the different windows we could put grunk in.
01:33I don't even know what he's in right now.I can't see.Oh, he's on nothing.He's just a hole.We'll get him a frame.What episode is this?It's episode 64.Can we?
01:42It's a freaking Minecraft episode, dude.Can we appreciate two things really quick?Yeah.Number one, code group for 10% off game yourself.Come on, buddy.If you don't use code group, I'll be really depressed.And then let's appreciate number two, Tanner shaved his bald feet.I did say my feet.
01:57He got him out.He got him out.He said everybody.Tanner got bored, he said, and he just shaved off his fucking,give me the little toy feet.Listen, man, the hair got too much.I was really sick of seeing the hair.You know, God told me to shave it.
02:08Hey, buddy, fans were saying that they like you with the hair.Well, you know, sometimes change is okay.For me, socks are a little bit better to wear.It's easier when I go to sleep.And when I rub my feet together, it feels like a, you know.And remember.Dude, do, do to loot, dude.Dude, dude.
02:25Dude, dude.Imagine if Tanner's foot got.actually I have a gift for you it's the razor it's like all the hair that's what's on hisbut I'm like no it's your old used burghist you know that are you the feds Nardwar how did you get thisrazor we have to know she like you're the feds you're the feds you're the fed of itdid this little piggy go to the supermarket in beep Washington whatWhat?It's just been a great week today
03:05This weekWe've done so much shitWe can't wait to talk to you guys about itWe didn't do anythingWe didn't do six hours for Nick to sleepSo we can start this oneWe did we were really that fucking madWhoa
03:17I wasI wanted to do something with my day to dayBut goSince theLeave right now, go aheadBecause of the undecidednessof this podcaststart time.
03:30I was unable to do anything today.What were you going to do today?I was going to go out.I was going to go to the gym.I was going to go talk to some friends,maybe have dinner with some friends.That's like the best day for a kid.That is a perfect.
03:41You robbed him of that.Dude, that is a memory that he will never have ever again.Fuck you,you just took that away from him.Just because he slept.First of all,when do we ever record a podcast that early in a day?We've been trying.
03:54Why are we planned for?Why is he planning for that?Remember when we had a meeting and we said,Let's start the podcast at like four.Yeah.And also someone said today we're having the podcast at three.I said that because I assumed that we'd all get home and be ready.And then Soft Willie over here even woke up and then went back to bed.
04:12I was up at 3.302 ready.And I was like, where is everybody?It's quiet in here.And I knocked on Nick's door.And lo and behold, he's like, mm.I was like, all right, bro.Hey, Gronk, bad news.He's sleeping.
04:25Yeah.Well, here's the thing, guys.we should quit the podcast.I think we should.Yeah, I'm dumb.Let's kick the chair.It's run its course.This might be the last episode.
04:35Our last episode every three.I think Yami can agree that him and I both did not sleep.Well, yeah, I can agree to that because it had, yeah, we didn't sleep.You guys combined got a total of 40 minutes of sleep.Wait, how much sleep did you get?An hour total.I'm pretty sure.Yeah, me didn't sleep at all.
04:49You got none.I took a tiny little nap shit.Okay, what about you?I only slept for one hour last night.And then when I got back home after recording this morning,I took an app.I really want to just be you for 10 seconds.Can I do that?
05:00Why?Oh,dude,you had to, like,fix your sleep schedule.I'm tired of people leaking up at 1 p.m.and you're up on night.Yeah,
05:08but at least I don't sit there and go to my room,lock my door,say I'm really busy when I'm actually just playing overwatch.Is this the most beef?Oh my gosh.At least I go to my office and like gamble on.Do you want the receipts a dude?Do you want the receipts a dude?
05:19I will send you every single email I said over the course of the last week right now.Is this there?I'm going to my office.I'm going to my office.And I'm going to message.artists on Twitter all day.I actually, that is a huge portion of my day.Why?
05:32No, you artists, no.Because it's not one, it's not two, it was like 20 of them.Why?No, it was 20, it was like 20 individual people.All that for like a smiley faces, Chris.Yeah, seriously.Dude, it's like a science.Grunk is a hater.
05:47Gruck is hating today.You are a hater.He's just mad.Why are you mad?You know, you could make a podcast episode and like we wouldn't hate you foreverif you wanted to go to dinner and work out and be buff.Yeah, just say like, hey, I want to.you go dinner man honestly grown if I were you I would have just gone yeah I would
06:02just said all right too late I gotta go yeah well I don't like to miss it unlike someoneover here oh you know what's gonna hold up the mic for you know what's it's insanereally Wednesday didn't having for no reason now willie back shot back shotWednesday it's crazy back shots it's crazy because he didn't even say who he was talkingabout we just knew about me yeah it's crazyYeah, well.I guess we need to start getting more episodes going.Let's do two times a week.
06:33I can do two a week.Actually so easy.This is the freest thing we've ever done in our livesand it still is like...Wait, so has anybody done a podcast more than once a week?Yeah.Joe Rogan.There's Patreon podcast where like there's a Patreon episode.
06:44H-3-H-Gee also does like once every two days.What? A podcast?Yeah, because that's all he does.Once every two days.Yeah, that is...This is man.Hustle, though.So.
06:52He doesn't do no more.Vap Nation.He doesn't do that anymore.He doesn't do that anymore.He doesn't do that anymore.What if? Renovavate Nation.What if we did seven podcasts a week?A week.
07:01I like that.Okay.We can try it.Yeah.Should we do one week?Remember those weeks on like Cartoon Network where it would be one show like all every night of the week?We should try that with podcasts.Oh, I have an idea.
07:12Intrusive Tuesdays.Come on, man.We say anything that comes to mind right off the bat.No filter.Whoa.Say any word.Blurter's log.See, I can say anything.
07:24Bito.No way.Tractor.Out of boy.You always learning his words.Come on, man.Next week, Yem is going to learn a farmer.Yeah, he just unlocked his eighth word.
07:35Wait, are we going to get demonetized?Why?For what?I said vagina.What?No, you're fine.Cam censored that.Wait,
07:43educational.Educational.We're fine.But here's the thing.Here's the thing, right?I completely forgot what I was going to say.That's what I was going to say.Oh, no, I remember what I was going to say.
07:51We should make the biggest backlog of podcast, anything ever.And then sell it.Joe Rogan. The whole thing.Like a million episodes.For $10 billion.Oh, I would people watch Joe Roganpodcast if it wasn't Joe Rogan. Because we'rea subsidiary. We're just his little babies.
08:09Aw. Yeah.He's a parent company does.We're smoking in here. Can we be Joe in the Rogans?Oh my God. What about, wait, what if we didfreak out Fridays and we all smoked a meth? Oh my God.Freaky Friday? Freak out. Freak out.Freak out Friday. We take acidand throw on soft war.
08:25Oh. And then we talked during it.Yeah, we talked during.That would be sweet.Yep.Wait,you guys,have you guys seen like those,there's just like this fucking,
08:32there's just trend going around where people use this one sound.And it's like 10,like 10 is the best.And it's like a picture of like nine things.Like,let's just say alcohol.And then the 10th is like just tabs of acid.What are you talking about?
08:46Like the craziest drugs ever.You're on TikTok way too long.I will show you.I will show you after you guys will be like,oh yeah.Grum,remember you roasted it for being like 20-some years old?You want to see?
08:54Remember that?What the hell is you talking about?Is he talking about me?That clip popped off on TikTok.Oh, of him roasting you.Oh, grunk roasting gets likeGrunk-roasting, like his positive, spread positivity character.He does.
09:10It's like, it's like SpongeBob through the middle finger.Yes, it's exactly what it is.And you have like weed on your t-shirt.Transition, way, wait, wait, okay.I actually have a, I have a really crazy topic.So SpongeBob, do you guys know anything about Spongebrizzar recently?Have you guys heard anything?I know him.
09:26He was on Power Wash simulator.I know that.Okay.That's true.That's true.No.So, listen, there is.So the writers, the animators,
09:34uh-oh.Have accidentally somehow leaked this book that they made on their free time where it's just SpongeBob and like Patrick and like Patrick and like everyone else doing some freaky freak.I'm talking like Mr. Crabs fucking the shit out of like SpongeBob.No way.And this is real.This is all real.Are you serious?I forget what the book's called.
09:54books called something like really bad it's like some shit but it's a book they made um when they were boredout of sticky notes and they just put it all together compiled it and then published it but they didn'tthey didn't publish it they they did not publish it they they they gifted it to like all the writeror yeah all the writers and uh animated it was like an office joke it was an office joke it was an officejoke that was supposed to like not ever ever be released and it was just recently likelike talked about and then people are like people hate that they'reCan we throw up a page on screen, Kim?No, I see it right.
10:27I don't see it, but I'm reading a little bit about it.Can you imagine Squidward hitting Mr. Crabs from the back and like pulling on his eyes?Dude, there was, from what I remember, see, because I look through the images, there was a, there was a drawing of Squidward, but his whole face was just the penis.Dude.What if, what if, what if Sandy, like, re-homed plankton inside of her?What?Like, where?Where do you think?
10:54In her belly.Wow.Have you seen that picture of a...It's Spongebok.It's Spongebok.It's Spongebach.It's Spongebach and Dandy and they're...What are these characters?
11:07Spongeboc and Dan.It was like, I'm watching like Spanish SpongeBob and Patricio.They're married, but they're like white trash and she is...She's pregnant as shit.Whoa.It's...I think... lower.Lower?
11:24Like Sandy and SpongeBob were definitely piping.There is some deep Lord.Like you, you know, like, when you, like, when you were younger,you would, like, play, fight with a girl if you liked her,I think that's why they did karate.Because they had, they loved each other.Yeah, they were like...Dude, you're, like, looking into it right now.
11:39They were flirting.He's actually, he's building a war.Yeah, this is some fucking conspiracy.You know, the former President Ronald Reagan actually wanted SpongeBob and Sandy to get married.Like, he a little...Would he make a bill?He'd know, he just, like, wrote to them.He actually, he paid, like, $1,000 to get a mural of,
11:54Sandy and Spongerog getting married. He really wantedbecause they're like the perfect Texas couple.Yeah. Oh my God. I'm looking at these. I'm lookingat some of these drawings right now and they arerancid. Yo, can show me? Show me. Show me.They are crazy.Show me. Show me. Show me. Show me one. Show me one.I want to see. It's called for anyone that
12:10does want to look at it. No, don't do it. It's calledSpongeBob behind closed doors. There you go.Oh. There's like a lot. There's like a longer title to it.Here, show me one. Show me one. Yeah.So it was apparently done drawn back in2001 by some of the story.Oh my.My God.
12:26How did they find that22 years later?Dude, that's like episode one and they just make a book.Because there was, there was an interviewand, uh, like, this interview was like so recent too.And then the guy just brought it up like nonchalantly.No way.And then literally, it's so deep in an interview too.
12:39It's like so deep.And then, uh, somebody was like, what the fuck did he just mention?Like what?What?And then there were sources that came out.They were like, yeah.That was like a thing.And then this one guy here.
12:49There was one guy who was like, I'm not going to disclose where I got this from orwhatever, but I have a copy that I got.as a gift.Dude, this is like...That is crazy.What is that?Describe it, describe it.It is SpongeBob.
13:03Crouch down and Mr.Crabs is standing there.And you just see a black blob covering over.But notice that one detail.It goes out the back hole of his,of his back of his head.It's going through his whole body.He got kebubed.
13:17Here, listen, this is...Cabob Square pants.Cabo square pants.Cabo.Scrobleub.So is...Look how Matt.Look how mad.
13:25Dude, who knew they were freaky like that?Yeah, no, they were freaky ducky, br.Oblick's pissed and he's just pipe in Squidward.Just a, uh, he's made fucking a warning for everybody.Oh, my God.That's a lot of hate.You had said that, uh, they're like poorly drawn.They're like, yeah, there was a longer title.
13:42So, yeah, it's behind closed doors and then underneath it, it says,horrible, filthy, vile discussing inappropriate off-model drawings by the crew of a popular cartoon show.Yeah.And they also, uh, they use like monikers for their names that are used.using their real names in case thethey usedthey used fake namesSpongeBob porn
13:59Tom Kenny did itI know he didTom Kenny probably voice likeohPatrickoh la la la la laoh Jesusdude they're absolute
14:12freeyeah they are weirdif you see the drawingsthey went crazyand not only thatso from what I rememberfrom whatfrom what I remember
14:21my backMr. Grabsdo planktonyou point out to do Patricksomeone else can we do SpongeBobAlright yeah wait let's all roll playAll right there's an originWe need rolls we need rolls
14:31UhI'll do sponge RobSoft Willie can be Mr. CrabsThere you goYou're planktonOkayPatrickSo one of you guys is SpongeBob
14:40I don't know whoWe need one moreI'll be GarySquidwardWeowMowAnd grunk isI don't
14:49I'm not nopeWait wait can you be the announcerAll rightWait can I be LarryOh yeahBe like,like a lateel.Me,
14:56wild.Tracking news.Kick it off.Kick it off.Let's hear it.M.Kick it off.You're the narrator.
15:04Grunk's a narrator.You got to narrate something.They got to be like,group chat podcasts.The loft.The loft.Is it enough.Austin, Texas.
15:19No,don't participate,grunk.I'll be honest with you.I know,I know so much of holds a,You love SpongeBob.I think this whole conversation is a step too far.
15:27No, this is not far.Gary, I've been waiting to try out your snail trail.Meow.Let me in that shell.Are you plankton?Yeah, I'm plankton.Crabs.Get in, getting, getting, crabs.
15:43I said, wait.Boy.He's like Irish.There you go.Oh, boy.Boy.Oh, yo, oh, yo.A-da-da.
15:53Sponge Bob, I think you need a break.You need to go out of town.Let me watch Gary for a few days.No, no, Mr. Boy, SpongeBob.You need to cook me some patties.I'm going to go to Patrick's house.That's pretty good.That was pretty good.
16:12Do you laugh.Stop.He's actually pretty good at it.I don't like it.That is bunch Bob.Can you hold on, do it?Do it like talk again.I don't look at you.
16:25Can we do it?Can we all try?I want on all right.I'm not doing the SpongeBob laugh.I can do it.I don't think you can.I want to see TANI try.I can do Patrick.
16:34That's pretty good.That's good.Come on, Isaac.It's too much.You have to do one laugh.Do Patrick.Oh, you can do Patrick.Oh, ho.
16:44Everything broke.That's a podcast was short-lived.Yeah.We completely broke.That was fucking awesome.I'm not.I'm not sure where we're going to cut off the podcast,the R.L.
16:57But as you guys saw, we couldn't hear anything.We all decided to do a Patrick laugh and Max volume at the same time.Our Patrick laps like shattered the glass and we weren't able to hear grunk anymore,which is a very important part of the podcast.Or each other or ourselves.Listen, so.Grunks the bread and butter.The bread and butter.
17:22The bread and butter.I can't stop drinking this, dude.It's really fucking bad.What is it?I'm going to say it, idiot.It's gamers.It's gamers.And it's so good.
17:32This flavor.I dare you.What is it?What is the flavor?The flavor, it is unreleased.I can't talk about it yet.That's a stupid name for a flavor.Guys.
17:41Anyway.I think my album's going to flop.I think your album is going to flop.How does this go to your album?You selfish prick?I'm reading on Twitter that Travis Scott is dropping with the weekend and bad bunny.It's a...Oh my God.
17:56Wait, no, no, no, no.Let it fuel.And Noss is dropping.A-Sive-Rocke's dropping.Jay-Cole's dropping.Dinsel Curry's dropping.Kinn-Kars is dropping.J-Rog ice vikes.
18:06Delete it.Delete it.Dude it.Dude it.Listen.Listen, listen.My theory, they heard.They got word that Yami is dropping.
18:16And they are competing.Dude, they try to suppress you.Listen, the industry is a dark, dark place.Okay.The industry is trying to push you down when you got to rise yourself up.Okay.So don't.Wait, you know how actors, you know, actors are like going on strike because something about not getting paid enough.
18:32I think artists should start doing that like now.Dude, I have a really...I was just some corporate...What?Well, I was just going to say, though, about Yummy Real Fast, but I do like that idea.Thanks, man.I was going to say about Yummy.I think that it's a good sign that you're releasing the same time as them because you didn't even know.
18:49You don't even have billions of dollars and you're dropping the same day as them.Like, what the fault is that you mean, bro?Dude, you dropped by accident with them.What is it with our timing on anything?When we went to Japan, there is like everyone on the fucking planet going there.And then now when Yummy's dropping, fucking everyone on the planet's dropping now.What is this?We touch something in the water and the waves.
19:14We're the wave and they're just surfing in us.I remember uploading Lastly V-C-3 and Mr. Beast, Carl Jacobs,and all the hype YouTubers like that started dropping last to leave the circle.and it was like real.So, yeah, originally.I don't think that happened.What's it like making a last to leave video idea, Isaac?I invented the idea.
19:34I invented the idea, you know.When it comes to like inventing ideas,like I actually invented that one.No, I didn't.It was like a weird time for mewhere I invented that idea.Isaac, yeah.Do you remember when I was in the car
19:44and I said,you should do like a last to leave the visa?When I was like on my way from work.Because I invented it.I don't think you did though.Isaac, do you remember when I came up with that ideaback in like 2019?I told you.
19:53I don't recall.Just because I know that I invented the idea and then you know when the idea was invented by I think he invented the ideaI think I invented the idea I did not make up the idea whatsoever dude well the last two whatever wins whatever is like formulaNo it's not yes it is they're just not my videos aren't 20 minutes longI include all the funny moments. No it's not no I knowI'm not Isaac last to anything to do anything isn't even a YouTube thing it's actually a TV show tactic that they used way before youYeah see I'm onand dumb.
20:26No, I not.Have you ever heard of like Survivor or like Big Brother?Last to do anything?Yeah.Yeah, no.I did not invent the idea of what?You just said you did, though.Is that kind of weird of you?
20:36Yeah, so I lied is what I did.Oh, so you're lying now.Oh, you like lying.Yeah.You're a big liar.I like that hostility.I like how it comes out after we're behind closed doors, you know,because I could have just like...
20:46I'll come over there and beat your ass right now.No, you won't come anywhere and beat no ass because...Because I'll...Yes, soft willie.I'm down to beat him.So my luck is that.that since Yummy is getting all of those awesome artists dropping at the same time,when I want to drop my anime intro song,
21:00Drake's going to drop his album.Uzi Verdeh.Uzi Verde already dropped the movie.And Uzi and, you know,the weekend and 21 Savage are all going to be on it at the same time.And Taylor Swift is going to be on there somehow.Wait, Nick, what show is going to be your song's going to be on?I'm getting a custom animation.
21:20I've been on that software least on.It's the group universe.It's the group of verse.No way.What you're doing that?The group of,fuck, I wanted to do that.Dude, I came up with that idea
21:32about like 20-21, little bro.Bro, I just didn't before I even met you.Why do you like write down your ideas?Yeah, you should.You should write it down so we never have to use.Wait, hold on.I'm going to buy an Audi RSQ-8.I'm going to buy a Lamborghini.
21:45I'm going to buy any car.I'm going to buy a lot of German cars and other things.Okay, so now, Isaac,whenever you go and buy one,I'm going to say.I'm going to work at Wegman's.I'm going to learn how to skateboard.I'm gonna...
21:55You're gonna buy an RSQ8?R SQ8s are nice.They're too expensive, though.They're expensive.Hey, that was my car idea, guys.I thought of it first.I just said it.Come on.
22:03No, your idea was R-S-5-Coop.That's what you're doing.I think after this podcast,I'm going to take a shower.Oh, if any of you shower now,you took my idea.No, R-SQ-8 was the car that I wanted, bro.What were we talking about before we called?
22:16The car that I just wanted?That's what I'm saying.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,I want a backtrack.Y'all tailaround on my tail right now.Let me backtrap a few.Backtrap.
22:29Let me back trap.Yummy.I literally think I'm not able to backtrack.I want to backtrack to what you said about the animation.I wanted to do YouTube videos for a long time when I was a kid.I wanted to do a podcast to the group.No, I'm done.I'm not even talking.
22:42You guys have all the size of privileges.This is anything right.Another 40 minutes.Wait, who's this?My name is yami.Yammy.Oh, my God.Yammy online.
22:52I am. I love you and me.Isaac.Wait, he actually just like took your flow.You did take your flow.You need to let Isaac talk otherwise he's going to be a little baby and go to his bed and sit there on TikTok for 20 minutes.Go ahead, Isaac.It's both of you.I'm going to clash of clients.
23:04Yeah, both of you.You guys are like Battle of the Eagles.Was it me?Yeah.It's like,I only had one question.What's your question?I was going to ask,
23:12did you ever consider,like,pricing and stuff like that when it comes to animation studios and blah, blah, blah.If you were to get in contact with a Japanese animation studio.Yeah.Do you know how much they are?Yes.They are dumb expensive.
23:24Like 25 to 50,000 for...Yes, for like maybe 10 minutes or something.It is nuts.No, try like three minutes.Try three to four minutes.Try one second, buddy.I was thinking about finding...I was looking to options.
23:37It's like a billion dollars for one second.I think for an entire episode, it's like $250,000 minimum.$250, but...And they even make the money back on that.Oh, dude, they make good money.They make good money.But how do they get paid so little then?The artists?
23:52They're overworked.An underpaid. I agree.Aw. No, they are.They make like $2,500 a month.The only way, the only way you make a lot of moneyis when you got some hands, you know what I'm saying,working a little overtime.It's when you hustle, brother.
24:08And then, let's just say,some of the cheddar sticks to you,not to them, and like, you know.Why did somebody say have eight IQ?What's it even mean?What?Man.What are you doing?
24:19Are you playing Battlebit?Me?Yummy?What do you do?Yummy.Yomi is playing a game.He's sick.He does play games.
24:26I'm not playing any game.You are lying here.Actually, no, I can tell when he's going to be playing.Watch our face start more pink because I'm about to full screen flood of the face.Flooded the face.We need to be respectful of grunk.Okay, I will take the blame for taking a nap even though I didn't call the 3 p.m.Grunk is missing here patient.
24:44Let's try and give our attention for grunk.Ew, I hate that.What, you like attention?I don't give it crap.I don't like what you.put the spotlight on me like that. It's kind of weird.Grunk, what did you do today?I played this game. What's your favorite video game?
24:58I've been playing this Goobies game.Brick and Goobies game? I'm playing it right nowactually. Have you played a game too?Oh my God. I mean like, it's really that bad.I thought you were sitting there being like all like okay.Like now you realize you're playing game. Is anyone else not playing a game?I'm the only one sitting here with my hand right now. I'm not playing a game. Number one.Look. All of our camera.
25:19And number two. Nobody even heard what I said.He said. Keep your hands up if you're not playing a game.I heard what I said.I heard exactly what you said.What did you say?I'm curious.He said something bad.He said something funny.
25:31What did you say, you naughty boy?We need to keep our hands up for three minutes because at that point.Yeah, yeah.That's enough time for you to get queued in life rate activity.Oh my God.You look at that fucking game.Dude, I got spoiled by the IRL podcast.I don't want to be in my computer anymore.
25:47Yeah.No, can I be honest?No.He hates it.Yeah, I really don't like it that much.You don't like the IRL.So far anyways.And I don't know how I can we can get it to be better.
25:59Because like the screen share is laggy, so I couldn't really see what was going on.And the mics kept overlaying each other, and I couldn't really hear that well.That'll get that'll get that'll change.Oh, actually.We'll fix it.Yeah, well.No, because what we're going to do is we're going to do it Joe Rogan does.We're going to do what Joe Rogan does.
26:15Yeah, let's get eight.Larry.Right, Larry.If we were to get a mixer that does a six part ways, isn't that the same input?for grunk regardless.Yeah, because we'd be on one Discordthrough one computer.We can talk about this later.
26:27Let's just a few freaking podcast.So before weour audio blew out, Patrickscreamed because we were talking aboutthe horrible NSW book they made.Yeah, that was likeactually shocking. I saw one whereSpongeBob was like sitting there with
26:43his legs open and likehis wiener was uncircisedand it was just out like hung on the floor.Like it was so strange.They're bad. They're bad.I cannot believe that was that.It was so long ago.It was two decades.
26:57Dude, they released season one.They're like, let's make them fuck.I remember.That's so cool.Back with the video I was watching on it, they were also talking about how they would putthe sticky notes behind the doors and they'll leave the doors open.So like you would never see the sticky notes because the doors will always be against the wall.Or like in between the wall and the door itself.
27:14That's just like, even goofing.They're just like having fun in the office.They have to lock some of the rooms because when kids were to tourthe studio. I didn't want anyof the kids going in the rooms and accidentally seenSpongeBob fucking hung like news.You think a kid actually did see it? I'd guaranteeyou a kid might have. That would ruin my life
27:31if I was a kid. So the guy who leakedhe said that he was, he didn'tlike go into too detail, but he said that heused to hang around the studio a lot as a kidor like when he was younger. And that's how hebasically kind of heard and knew about thatwhole book. And then when he got olderhe, I think he received it as a gift.
27:50You think they're like, you see the drawing I put there this morning?Look how big he is, man.Look how big he is.It's so crazy.They would jokingly turn in, like they'll give in these like drawings as a joke to the people who are like review them for like,for fake frames.Putting them in the episode.Oh my gosh.
28:11And everything.Yeah.So I saw the post on Twitter that had all of the actual scenes from the final published episode.and it correlates to the drawing perfectly.Like the scene is the exact same,but they make these super, like, messed up drawing.I mean, if you think about it,you can really make anything you want
28:27if you've made, like, a show like that.I know.Imagine an episode comes out like that.Sometimes I think about,this is going to sound weird.But, like, sometimes I think about any show,like animated show,I'm just like, dang,
28:39whoever made this has definitely drawn the characters naked.No, I used to think about thatwhere it's like, if there's, like, a scenethat could actually kind of, like,be like when someone when an animator is like drawing a thing and like the the animation likethe stop frame kind of looks weird or like a little uh provocative do they like just carry onwith that like go like a whole tangent for a second just to see where it could go and they eraseit all after it's like all right yeah i'm gonna get back to word not to go super off topic but you
29:10guys know who dan schneider is right yeah yeah i don't want to talk to him i hate him the freak yeahI hate him.I hate him.We should bring Dan Schneider on the podcast.No, I don't want him any of a shit obsession.We should ask about that.All right.What were you going to say about him?
29:27He's got like, he's like always, remember he'd always like include clips of like people like having their feet out in like shows and stuff like that.Yeah, the Nickelodeon shows.Yeah, I was like Icarly like all right.That was bad.This new Icarly.I was like the worst one.Show us your feed.And that is so crazy.
29:44Because like who.They're probably thinking, who has a foot thing?Like, there's just nothing.And then...Do you know who else is a big foot thing?Winston and Tarantino?He made a movie.How do you know all this?
29:54He cast himself in the moviewhere he had to like drink this little like wineoff of this like lady's foot.He made it or like an extra roleand then he cashed himself in.He was like, he's always in the office.All right, who's gonna play the...I got it. I got it.
30:13I can do it for you guys.He's like, like, this row is.too dirty for anybody. I'll take it. I'll take it off.I don't know if I want to give this, I'll do it.Yeah. And there was also like, there's a lot of scenes where he just putslike feet all up on the fucking camera.He had, he had, what actress was it?I think it was, it might have been Margot Robbie or something.
30:31Oh my God.It was in her feet just like pressed all up against the windshield, like dirty, gross, like brown.Ew.And that same, the same movie, she was like in the movie theaters and her feet were like justup on the, on the headrest of the.the seat underneath her.Bare foot.They were just
30:47fucking soul.Why?I have no ideaI'm upset.Dude, what the fuck is going?What is my hair, man?Like, what the hell is going on?Dude, it's fine.
30:58It looks good.Now everyone is like, oh, you're right.I don't know why you're freaking out about it.Like, it's been a lot.Look at this.Look at this.Look, look.Okay, well, because you're doing all that.
31:08You look polite.You look beautiful.You look polite.You got an A on your test.Yomi, the time of doing it to bring out roses and be like...Yeah, me, did you shower recently?Yes, I shower today.When?
31:21Where does it...This looks like a math graph that you have to, like, give the equation for...Bines of Pythagorean theorem for this fucking...Okay, yummy, this is Y equals MX plus B.Find the hypotenuse of this triangle.I just posted a picture of Dan Schneider with Michelle Obama on the eye call the...Are her feet out?No, they're not.
31:39The first lady's toes are out.Smelling her gushy, bussy.Stop!Can we delete that?You're not talking about the first lady like that.Say, no, the wings on that back.Wait, wait, wait.I want to talk about some for a second.
31:51Dude, Joe Biden's wife.What the fuck has she done?What has she done?I don't know.I don't know what she's done.I forgot she existed.What's her name, Jill, right?Jill Biden.
32:01Oh, Jill Nye.Dude, they have Jill and Joe.Oh, my gosh.She's a 72-year-old hag.What are you going to do in your 72 besides, like, wrought away and pass?Oh, my God.You are angry.My grandma.
32:12I was 72.Dude,go ahead and justget by the casket, buddy.You like hear so often,you hear so much about like,you know,what Melania tried doing
32:21or what Michelle Obama tried doing?But what the fuck is Jill done?She's boofing adrenachromein the White House is what she's doing.She's had four fucking years.What has she done?I just told you.She's covering up
32:33hooker prostitute addicted hunterand his method.Yeah, exactly.It's all hundred and his coke.And it's funny.How many people like defenda hunter?They're like,
32:41let them in and have a hot.Bobby, man.Come on.Dude, there was coke in the white house.Did you guys see about that?I did see about that.Definitely jails.Definitely jails.
32:50I looked up.What is Jill Biden doing right now?What's he doing right now?You guys ever hear aboutdamn?We're all over the place now.But it was a fuckingG.I.J.
32:59And it was a G.I.J.Joe.J.No, it was a, fuck, what's her actual name?I forget.Something Smith.Oh.Jada Smith.
33:11Hold on.Hold on.I respect her.experimenting with LSD with the whole family.Whoa.Okay.Okay.To be honest.
33:18Wait,wait,she did LSD?Why do you say that?Can we believe that?Dude,she was dating.She was married to L. Smith and she was like,
33:26and then her boyfriend was like,along Nicolag.Mm.Mm.Mm.Well,he's actually the drunk uncle, bro.Although I will not deny that she claims that her entanglements were
33:40entanglements and whatever,I do think that.she's not a nice person.Can I say what Joe Biden did?I wouldn't say what she did.I respect her now.Yeah, she was advocating for community colleges,military families,
33:52the education of women and girls around the world.Joe,who cares, dude?She's literally having dinner with an army family right now.I can see me.I don't give a shit.She has a lot of three on the heartand all right.
34:04She is.All right,maybe I'm just disconnect.I'm just disconnected.I don't have.Am I the asshole?Obama replace Coke with Diet Coke in school.I didn't need to read it.
34:14I never had Diet Coke in school.Yeah, nobody has that.Isaac didn't go to school.He doesn't know what to talk.He just thinks what the people did to school.What are you talking about?Hey,while serving his first lady,
34:26Dr. Biden continued teaching English and writing.Dr. Biden?Hi, hi, hi.Continue teaching English and writing at Northern Virginia Community College.Why do you say that?Why do you say that?What are with community college?Which are community college?
34:41Um,You know if you got to community collegeYou're stupider, right?I went to community collegeThat means you are dumberAnd you are dumberThat means you are dumb and dumberLook at your hair cut
34:52And what school did you go to?What school did you go to Mr. YouTube?I didI did dual enrollment at MITin high schoolCan you ask me what schoolDo you ask me what school I went to?Stanford
35:05Someone asked Tanner what school he went toWhat school did you go toTaylor?SchoolOxfordWhoa.No.You're lying.
35:13You're lying.Bloody bloke.Bloody bloke.Out of Yale.But also, wait.No, wait.Here's not a fact.I didn't get to finish.
35:21Shut up.Shut up.I didn't get to finish.I'm gonna finish.You said her living thing earlier.She is the first presidential spouse to maintain an independent career outside of the White House.Ping job during the husband tenure.I said it.
35:33Okay, wait. Hold up. That's actually kind of joke.Teaching isn't just what I do.It's who I am.I respect that.I don't expect that.Okay.I'm sorry, Jill.She could have just laid on a thing and got way more money.
35:44Just being like, well, I'm going to do.You put fruit in the kids' schools today.But instead she was like,are you making fun of Michelle Obama?Yeah, she was pretty good.Dude, I'm not going to lie.There's nothing.I wanted to eat pizza.
35:56Why did she place regular soda with diet soda?That is even worse, don't you guys think?Aspertainer is like eating acid, like bad acid, like battery acid.I'll be real.Listen, I love the school lunches.Like when they gave me chicken burgers and.They're goat platter.I know.
36:13Their goat platter was the cheese sticks, like the, the boss-co.Dude, Michelle Obama would be like, if you're a kid in school, you can't eat more than 600 calories a day.And then I'd be like, what, 600?What?Dude, 600.My meal.Three apples.Isaac's one meal is 3,000 calories.
36:33Actually, no, I will, I will sit here and stand on that hill, too.Dude.I figure what school was.Some school in Texas, they didn't allow.allow kids to drink water until they ran a lap.Or, yeah, like a mile lap.In 108 degree weather.Yeah, no, no, it was a 90 degree weather.
36:49They had to run a mile or they were not, like, given water.And then this one mom found out about it.And then they had to make a whole law now.Apparently, you can't use water as a reward or punishment.So dumb, dude.Kids are so spilled nowadays.Nowadays.Dude, I had to fucking drag a log to school.
37:08You know, I had to draw.like using sticks and rocks when I was in school.Like the Flintstones?In 120 degree weather.You're one of the lucky ones.I literally had to like drive in a horse-drawn carriage to school.And sometimes like I would have to push the horses because it starts to look.You think you're unlucky?
37:30It was the family horse.I can't lose that.You think you're unlucky.I think I had to cross rivers on zip lines and such to get to school.Okay.You are spoiled.You are spoiled.That's gonna find.
37:41I had to jump off this cliff and have to go through a few tunnels.Dude.You're all lucky.Here comes.Every day that I had to go to school, journey to the center of the earth, bro.No.I had to fight off like three dinosaurs, a Terry Dactyl over a lot of a T-Rex.No, no, no, no, no.
38:01I'm not done, dude.All right, keep going, then, idiot.Nine inches up to my neck deep and trench foot.And, you tell them what GPA did you have?4.0?And he did it all with a 4.0.Okay, you know what?I was on the Dean.
38:14Listen, listen, listen.I'm waiting for soft willies.I was on the Dean's list.And you know what?I couldn't even go outside because there were some predators outside.I had to dig a tunnel all the way to school.Predators.There were some predators outside my door.
38:29I couldn't even go outside.I had to dig a tunnel underneath underground all the way to the school.And I wasn't even safe there.They followed me.Don't ask me, Isaac.Don't ask me, bro.What'd you have to do?Until you were fucking high school.
38:42Nah, bro.My school was called nuclear high.You know what?Did he have nuclear high?We were a testing ground for nuclear weapons.My friend had a green arm and it was this small.You spoiled, bitch.I went to clone high.
39:02Shut off.Shut up.My fucking, man.Y'all's lives are crazy, bro.My dad drove me to school in a Mercedes-Benz.Like, that's crazy.He didn't even drop me off that.So he drove me to the back and dropped me.
39:13Oh, my God.Dude, you couldn't even.He gave me $20 for lunch.He had to get valet parking, dude.Oh, man.I thought you were going to say, like, you had to eat a vegetable or something.Nah, man.I got $28 for lunch, too.
39:26I went to get scout university.Every day.You went to what?Get scalp the university.I went to get Gimt.I would not go to get Gempt University.Gagging.Gempt University.
39:38Hi.That was a price.already at your school.Get into.Orientation was a nightmare.Dude, remember,remember bondage class?Ew.
39:49Oh, okay, all right.We're in college,by the way.It's college class.I like that.Dude, remember,remember vacuum seal class?They used to, like,
39:57put you in, like,a leather vacuum sealand you have to,you have to,oh, okay.That's enough.Do you remember every single one today?The deep throat labs
40:06we had to do?You remember that?Dude,you couldn't leave classuntil you kissed the team.teacher?Okay, no, that's on.That was just you, bro.
40:14That was just you.That was a crazy thing to admit.That's a crazy thing to have ever been likewhen the principal would like single you outevery third period and tell you to come to his officeand want to talk to only you.This is nasty.This is a raunchy episode.
40:29The scary thing about likeI think I think the scariest thing about it is just like like the factthat everything has been done before is the fact that I can think of right now.somebody being homeschooled and their teacher, which is their parents, being a gimp.And that's probably...What are you talking about?That's probably just happened before.Like, there was somewhere.
40:50There was a nudist, like, dog freak at the end of my neighborhood where I was growing up.What does that mean?He dressed up, like, in a dog mask and he'd go walk.Like, nude?Naked.Oh, dude.How are you not going to arrest him for that?Wait, wait, wait.
41:04I'm going to see if this is true.Hold on.His dog is walking on two legs and he put him on a leash.And he was looking up no nudists.Yeah.No, no, no, no. Look up. Look up. This is the worst word you can look up on Twitter. I swear to you. Do never, don't ever look up pup.Hey what? Don't ever look up pup. I'm going to do it right now.Don't please.
41:20Dude, I never realized how big this is, but pup is a community full of people who love all of that like like dog, like leather, like tightness.That's crazy. Like you guys do you, but that is crazy. I'm not even going to lie to you.I'm literally getting fucking trading coaches show up when I look up pup.Some dude just showing me how to trade stocksI looked up pupYeah I don't know what youNever mindI have just drawings
41:50That's itI have like waitI just like I just likeSpent money for somebody to likeCome over and do thatOn the count of three everyone yap if you're a pupReady one two threeMost believable big T lie
42:02Go ahead laterAll right yeah you'll be laughing when you hear a knock on your door tonightSo listen I saw something crazyWhat'd you see?You know the mischief boots?Red ones?Miss fits boots?The red ones?
42:15Big red boots?Yeah, yeah, yeah.I saw some girl in a parking lot with her friend wearing thoseand some dude paid them money for them to stomp on his nether regions.Oh.And to spin in his mouth, spin in his face, kick him in the head.Oh, my gosh.How do you?
42:32Like, like, writs.In a parking lot.And they're like, they're like, do you consent to me kicking you in the balls?and he was like, yes.Ew, stop.She was like full wind up.And he's like,oh.
42:46And he's like,later on to do that.If you're into that,you're a very mild version,but at,anime conventionlike hospic compensations.Dude,
42:53I have those guyswho like,when he gets stepped onand they take a photowith,it's like a pet peeve,dude.Like,
42:58if I see it going on,I want to tacklewhoever is doing it.Have you seen it going on?Yes,I have.It happened that that stupid con we went to here.It did?
43:06Yes.Yes, it did.I don't remember that.Yeah.I would argue that those people have issues maybe.Probably very, very heavily, very heavy issues.I'd put all my money on it.What a very believable thing to say that I also would agree with.
43:23Larry, would you put you in a artist, Larry?And we walk around publicly in Walmart.I don't you think Lyre would do that as like a bit.Not for Willie vlog.For a Willie vlog?Would you do for a Scooby snack?I gimped Larry.I love Larry.
43:36We just give Larry.We can easily gimp LarryYou will never believeYou will never believe who is actually into gimpingWhoGeorge Bush Sr.H.W?HW.
43:54How do you imagine?Could you evenimagine him anymore?He's like old as ride.Oh my God, he passed away.Oh my God.He did.He got gimp too hard.
44:06He passed away.When did he pass?Kevin Mullen was silent.Oh, in 2018.An hour ago.Dude.George H.W.Rest in peace.
44:17A gimp forever.Your soul.May God gimp your soul.Every soul.May God gimp.Can we make that, like, video?But it's like, you know, like the RIP videos, but we just have this.May God gimp your soul.
44:33May God gag your soul.Where did you read that George Bush, Sr.,It's HW.Guys.It's HW. Bush.Where did you read this?What?On Google.
44:44Oh, of course.It was on one of the,you know,like how before you search anythingthat gives you like stories?InfoWords.com.You know what?You know what?
44:52They were right about the frogs,though.What's wrong with the frogs?Yeah, they were.He was right about the frogs.Wait, is that real?How old do you think George Bush is,the normal one?
45:00He's 79.80.No, he's 84.It's the Pepsi logo.It's 77.77.He's old.Now it's Korea.
45:11You're going to be 77 soon.How the fuck is that Korea?That's still Pepsi.Oh, wait, never mind.Kind of looks like a pokey ball with like a little bit.Now it looks like lips.Anianagaiso.We're going back to Japan next week, guys.
45:24Chowice and Soyo?Who did I say that?I told someone recentlythat Yomi could readKorean and like pretty well too.I don't know who it was.Yeah, it was me.No.
45:37Was it you?No, I don't know.I want to re-up.I want to re-up on my Korean.I feel like I could get like a nice refresh.They were in like complete disbelief.And I was like trying to get you down.Dude,
45:45I was just making fun of youbecause he told us so many times.It's cool.Dude,I was just making fun of you.Yeah.It's impressive.No,
45:53I just came across his YouTube channel calledYou Can Learn Korean in 5 minutesand then in parentheses,seriously.So that's probably what he did.He probably just watched a five-minute video.Wait, George,like,
46:03one of those videos,you have to like follow sleep and listen to it.And it's like,I'm like,The fine girl Korean training.And then it's like perfect.Everything is like saturated.So no meme, no nothing.
46:16I'm pretty sure Korean is the easiest language to learn.I think they only have 16 characters.The easiest language to learn like ever?Yes.It's considered one of the easiest.It's all, every sound is based off of a shape of your mouth.Syllabary.And they only have.
46:30Right.Sure.I don't know.I don't know.But it's just really, it's just, it's like our vowels, I guess.It's the exact same.Dude.George Bush is acid art.
46:40I'll say this right now.Why are you looking at you even trying?Because I looked up his hobbies and he made the worst image of all time.Fucking Putin.Look how asses is.Putin?Oh.Dude, that is not that bad.
46:53It's pretty bad.For being a president?For being a president?What if he was like Cubism?It's cool.How old was he made that?He made that like two days ago.He died.
47:05He is so bad.Guys, come on, be nice.No. It's like 90. He's not our president.He made one of a lot of people.I like the art style. It's kind of sweet.I don't think you do. I think you're just lying.No, I do. Why are you trying to get on his good side?In the comments down below, let me know if he's lying.
47:24Oh, I forgot. We should throw a picture of...I'm not going to throw that picture of George.Dude, he has cool paintings. You guys are tripping.No, he doesn't.And I guess YouTube visitors, I would show you the picture.but I'm too lazy to take a timestamp, so you're gonna have to go look up George Post.Yeah, you're gonna have to go look up George Post.Okay, never mind. Don't do it. What happened, Larry?
47:45Larry?What happened? He put a Rubik's Cube GIF of somebody.Lana Del Rey.Is that Sarah Palin?Like, even if I say it, it's just no one's gonna believe it.Don't, yeah, nobody's gonna believe this.It's like a boy who cried wolf.What is that?
47:58I saw...I think it's Lana Del Rey.A, uh...Yeah, he just put like a Rubik's...I saw this.Okay.He saw all the white gameers.It is.
48:09So George Bush made in that and I think that's good.I think it's really good.Yeah, that's cool, man.Why we keep going back to George Bush?Can we drop him, dude?All right, fine.We can drop one of our presidents.What is Obama done?
48:21Obama.Thanks, Obama.Yeah.Sada!Obunga.Sodha.Dude, we've been going for 80 minutes.My name is Obama.
48:32I, uh, healthcare.Yeah.Are we done?Are we wrapping a dog?You hear that, that's the crowd.Hold on, dude, hold on.They're so crazy.Bobna!
48:43Did you know you used to smoke, we didn't watch anime?Really?Yeah.Yeah, actually.No, that's real.Obama?Yeah, Obama.You could be president one day.
48:50You anime love a freak.Yeah, in college.There's an awesome college pictures of him.Hold on.What would Obama's favorite anime be?Uh, Kawha Bop.I was going to say, I was going to say that.I was going to also.
49:02I think he's on Aruto kind of guy.No, he doesn't.Or like Dragon Ball Z, maybe?No, no.I don't like Dragon Ball Z.Why not?I don't think so.I mean, it does fit for his generation, like his age, but no.
49:15I don't think so.It's definitely Cowboy B-Bob.It has to be.He likes Ghibly movies.He likes Ghibli movies.He likes smarter.CGI.Dragon Balls is much.
49:26I think Dragon Ball is the worst anime of all time.You know what's crazy?I can probably go.Leave in the comments if you would disagree with me.Mexico.I guessRural partin Mexico
49:37and I'll see likespray pinned it on theon this like broken downlike shot of brick wallGokuSpongeBobDoraHooty Bird
49:46GokuOkay waitI know whyI know whyWhat do you think that Joe Bidenwould sayI know whyYomi hate
49:56lovesI knowI knowI knowI let you goand you fumbleDude, you're letting everybody go.You're like, Larry go, Nick.
50:06What were you going to say about me?You like George Bush's painting.He made one of you.No, uh.No, I do not.Favorite fan art?Viewers at home, you're not going to believe it, but I'm not showing you.All right.
50:20We're going to dock a point from Isaac because he's not doing it.34 minutes?I don't know what time it is.Look at your audacity.Yeah, 34 minutes.We've literally been going for over 30 minutes.Oh, my God.34, 38.
50:32I'll just do my son.You guys seeing George Bush really did that thing on that date?Yeah.What did he do?Sorry.Don't reference it specifically.I don't know what he did.You know the thing where the planes.
50:41I know how to do it.No.Oh, that.It's currently nine.Okay.It's nine subtract 22 minutes.Hey, is this a real?Oh, this is a real painting.
50:54Yes, it is.It looks like you.No, no, no, no, no.Can we go to Joe Biden for a second?No, I don't want to.Yeah.I mean, we could.What do you think?
51:01There's a.OhNever mindJust forget about itHonestlyI'm just not going to talk anymoreThere's a painting of George BushI think this joke's gonna be off
51:14Social awareness is like horribleThis guyThere's two George BushThere's two paintings in Jeffrey Epstein's homeOne of them is Bill ClintonIn a blue dress with red high heelsThe other oneYes it is
51:25The other one is George BushWith a paper airplaneLike thisAnd there's one on the groundAnd there's one that he's wantingIn his handHe's really happyAnd it's two Jenga Tower
51:33Blockthat are on the floor.That was aGeorge Bush Sr.Talking back to us.He stood up out of his wheelchairfor the first time in two decades.He sat back down.
51:48Squelch.Ooh, that smells.Anyway, guys.That's going to do it for today's podcast.We need a freaking meme presidentthat likes memes.We need a dick president.We need a damn president.
52:02We need a meme.Imagine.Just freaking a memean president.2024. I think Josh is running for presidentone day. Everyone got to vote. He is thedank memeer.Memes 24.Meme 24. Don't let your memes be dreams
52:1624. No.Just do it.Just vote.Just vote.I'm not going to lie. We did havea memeer once. Her name was Hillary Clinton. She saidDon't, what is she? Pokemon go to the polls.That was the goat moment.
52:33She was the goat.She was to go until she lost.She was the goat.Take me to churchI would take me to White HouseI'll push a law that'll help us allDude I loveHillary Clinton kind of fell off
52:51YeahWith the power of CongressAnd veto on my sideDude nobody like Hillary ClintonBecause she looks like the Michelin manOh she did! No, she used to be really hotYou saw thatAnyways,
53:07I don't know.We're going to end up.Excuse me?Not really.Why did nobody say it?You sent me up to Fais.Gosh.Because I'm looking at pictures of her.
53:25Anyways,she's a lot of Clinton time.She's her life age of 25.She does not look good.I remember seeing one picture.I think she was so mean.You know what she looks?Looks like,
53:37it looks like mashed potatoes in a Ziplog bag that got ran over by an 18 wheel.Dude, why you sound like Pat God right now?You do sound like Pat God.You look like the match bad was in a zip lock bag that got rid of by 18 wheel of.Wait,can you look up Nancy Pelosi but.Hillary Clinton Younger.Let's see.
53:53I mean, that was gross.Who's the hottest first lady?No.I think,I think Mrs.Reagan,I think Mrs.Reagan.
54:03No,hold on.I'm going to look up JFK wife young.suckwellgrunk is a thing for girlswith surfroom glassesI think
54:13also the answer isJFK'sI don't knowI think JFC is the mostpretty girldudeJFK was sexy presidentdude
54:20I'm pretty sure he was electedhe was a perfectstop stop stop stopthis is Joe Bidenwhen he was youngerin the 1960no he was hoteverybody look up Joe Biden
54:29he was a hunkhe was hotwas actuallylike he's sexyyeshe looks like he talks likethis, I'm rid of for prayers.No, he doesn't.
54:38What, you want to see something even crazier?You guys want to see something crazy?Look up Prince Philip.Don't look up Prince Philip.What the hell is Prince Philip?He said that like a TV show.Oh.Prince Philip walks in the room.
54:51Can we get Prince Philip on the podcast?None of these people look right to me.They look fake.I don't remember when we did a picture of this guy.Philip, my butt with semen.Yeah.I feel like if Prince is down,Princess Diana was alive right now.
55:08She would have collaborated with ice and motion.What do we laugh at him?Dude, it's on his phone.I'm reading about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.He's just Prince fill up my butt with semen.He's begging for it.Yummy.Yummy.
55:26Yummy.You've been like a twink or something.Everyone knows.Honestly.Yes.Damn.Everyone sees it.Dude.
55:35We touch his butt and he doesn't even freak out anymore.No, Yomi's hunk, dude.Okay, Obama when he was 18 was hot.Oh, shit.Wait, hold on.Wait, look at Obama.It must be a pre-requisite.He looks like Luffy.
55:48He looks like Luffy.Look at his hat.It's loopy.Oh, wow.When if there's a photo of Obamalike a stretch out of head?Wait, is that bad?No.
56:04No.Dude, can someone Photoshop an old picture of Obama,like a family photo?And he stretches out his arms.to like grab everybody and like holding me the shoulders like that.He took a hundred.Dude, he took a hundred pictures in this cat.There's actually like a million.
56:19He was like, whoa.He looks like the goat.He actually looks like the guy.I was just about to send a picture of Bruno Mars right there.Oh, no.Oh, wow.Dude, Obama didn't he even have a hat on.You remember.
56:34Obama was ruined to go.Dude, why did a little cigarette in his mouth or is that a fake cigarette?What is that?Presidents.But back in the day, they looked like they got likenuked in the eyes. Like, they look shell-shot.They've probably seen horrible things.This one picture of Prince Philip is crazy.
56:50Dude, we didn't even talk about aliens are real.What?When was that ever...Aliens in Israel?No.Aliens in outer space.Yeah, there's been a...UAPs and UFOs.
57:02Wait.That's what they call UFOs now because they changed it.But everyone to bring your attention...They're trying to get rid of...Abraham Lincoln.Lincoln.You want to see young Prince Philip?Look at this.
57:14Dude, Abe Lincoln was a twink.Guys, I won.I won.No.What?What are you talking about?What?Ronald Reagan when he was younger.
57:24Okay, let's see.Was he hunk or skunk?It has to be a prerequisite that present is not.I won.I won.Prince Philip is...Wow.No, I don't know.
57:34He's pretty good looking right there.You might be daddy.You know what he probably does?You know he was an actor?Did you know he started as an actor?What was a actor?Really? Yeah. Reagan?Yeah, he was an actor.
57:44It's my president, dude. He did something great.Reagan Bush.I wonder which president has the biggest penis.Do you guys?Abe Lincoln, dude. Are you kidding?A. Blinken was long as a horse.I think this drag.Abe Lincoln was side piping in the office for sure.
58:00Who had, who may not have had the biggest dick, but had the biggest dick energy?Who's the guy who like Andrew Garfield?Oh, I know.Oh,Yummy.Roosevelt,Roosevelt.Roosevelt, that's what I was thinking of.
58:15Oh, yeah, FDR.He got shot,he got shot and then continue to speak.No, Andrew Garfield.Dude.He was crazy.Eddie Roosevelt,listen,
58:22he was capping, bro.You know he was compensating.Andrew Garfield got stuck in a bath upbecause he was 300 fans.William Taft.Andrew Garfield Spider-Man.You're fucking idiot.No, wait,
58:34I don't believe it.I'm not going to lie.I tuned out.I thought Andrew Garfield was a president.That was like a real...Tony McGuire?President Peter Parker.I'm a man.
58:45Adam Sandler.Hold on.Hold on.How long did you think that was the guy?That Andrew Garfield was the guy.How long have you been telling people that?And they probably believed you too.Dude.
59:00He was like this 400-pound bee.He's actually 27 and is a current-day actor.Andrew Garfield was an ancient.That's name.That guy has the name straight out of the 1800s.Nobody caught me.I would have kept going.Dude.
59:19Dude, you wouldn't even believe it.Andrew Garfield's 39.He's 39?No, he's not.He's not.You're lying.He just played like a 12-year-old in the movie like two weeks ago.He's not 39.
59:30Why do they do that in Hollywood?They'll be like a 45-year-old and they'll be like, all right, you're 17 in high school.How is pushing 40 with no gray hairs?It has to be genetically modified humans.Is there really no president?called Andrew Garfield.No.You're thinking of a...
59:42There's Andrew Jacksonand there's somebody Garfield.This is like Mandela.Academy.This is a lesson in Mandelacatalog.James Garfield doesn't evenlike real.
59:55He looks like a combination.I wonder what would happenif Tanner got away with thatand then someone from this podcastmentioned Andrew Garfield to someone else.They didn't do research.They talked about it.Yeah.
01:00:05You ever heard of Andrew Garfield?What are you talking about?He was thinking about.That's where misinformation starts.We should do that.Do that again, Taney.We normally do that.Wait, who was the 300-pound beast?
01:00:17William Taft?William Taft.Yeah.No, remember the president that had an actual, like,one-v-one duel and shot the other guy and then freaking...That is William Taft.He was...He was huge.
01:00:28He was huge.You know, he was seven-in-a-one or something like that?I don't know.It was Hamilton and some other guy.He was 7-4.I think it was the president versus Hamilton and the president won, and I think he justI typed in, yeah, I typed in, I typed in who is the coolest president and that popped up of Obama.Obama on the laptop.
01:00:47Coolest president ever, Obama takes to Reddit to answer questions.Yes.Freaking hip.William Howard's half.All right.I think we have to wrap this up because we've almost been an hour long.I was going to say that the president died of pneumonia was William Henry Harrison.How many Williams were there, dude?
01:01:05Too many.He was a part of the wake.He was a part of the Whig program.The Whigs?The Whig Party was a...Oh, conservatives.Wait.At what point did the conservatives
01:01:15and the liberal swap?Remember that in history?How did that happen?Huh?Yeah, because conservatives used to mean liberaland liberal used to be conservative.Yeah.I just don't know when that happened.
01:01:27When the donkey and the elephant came out or something,I don't know.It dropped.No, not 19.I think it was like 18.Here I go.In 1999.1999?
01:01:38When I was born, when Tanner and I were born.They're like, all right, it's like confusing guys.It's changed the world.1824.Dude.I was close.I remember 1824.It was Andrew Jackson.
01:01:50We'd be done with this episode.You ever have those moments grunk where you're thinking yourself, like, how do I know thateverything happened before me?Like, how do I not know that like, it doesn't even like it exists?Like, how do I know that my parents?No, a lot of times I think how do I know that like literally anyone is real ever?Like, everything is just, wait.Have you heard about this conspiracy?
01:02:08Have you heard about this conspiracy?Wait on me.Shrodinger's box?Check this out.Check this out.Civilization advanced to this insane levelto where the Egyptians didn't even need electricity.Yeah!
01:02:23Dude!Listen for a second.We're ending the episode.No, we're ending it.We're done.We're done.Pyramids, bro.If you look at the blocks,
01:02:33you can't even fit a pin through the spaces.That's how fine cut they are.They did not have tools for that.So how did they do it?The sun.The sun.That makes no sense.All right.
01:02:41He's called a group for 10% off gamers subs.Everybody used to do.They built it in 30 years, which means that, which means that it, they were placing a block every minute and a half.All right.Let's see.This doesn't make sense.Dude, that's like faster than the block a day, Minecraft.Okay.
01:02:56Proofing.Yeah.That's going to be the end of the podcast today.Your feeling.Oh, my God.Andrew Jackson.It's two years.Hey, everybody.
01:03:04Jackson.The president.I hope you guys liked our splitbipolar episode whereat one point we were all together in personand then next we're behind a computer screen againwe'll get it figured out for next weekbut thank you for sticking around
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