The Group Chat - #65 - ALIEN'S ARE REAL!!!! 👽👽👽

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

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Welcome everybody to the group. Chat. What's going on, Sugar? Welcome back. How long my hair is getting. It's getting kind of crazy. Welcome back. You're like emo.

You're like emo. Hold it. What episode is this 65? Yes, welcome back to the group chat podcast episode 69. Today's episode, along with all others, are sponsored by GamerSups. Please, please use code group. Yeah, we got the numbers back. We got the numbers back and

we found out from GamerSupps that three of you last month bought something instead of our usual seven. And one of you guys refunded the tub for some reason. I don't know why. What? Did they really? And also whoever's trying to use

gift cards on the site for like some weird shit, like you can't use Best Buy gift cards. It just doesn't make sense. Yeah, also, uh, the code group group is G-R-O-U-P, not G-R-O-O-P, which three people did. One also spelled the G-R-O-P-E. It's not GROP. Nope, not GROP, not C-GROP. Don't miss spell it because we'll add 100%.

We are anti-Code-Grope. We are anti-that, and we're also a pro-Code group, so. What you're sipping on? A smoothie. You already know I can't talk about it. Oh, is that me? Who are we talking? We all sipping on that drink.

Okay. Sipping on that, Drew. Okay, are we team Dopenheimer or Floppenheimer? What do you think? Honestly, Loki Floppenheimer. No, I actually saw it, unlike you. I saw it.

Wait, did Isaac really just voice his opinion and he hasn't even seen it? Yes, and this is what Isaac's going to do. And unfortunately, it comes out in October for people to be able to watch it at home. Isaac is going to wait all that time until he can watch it. Watch Openheimer? No, I don't think I will. Shout out Christopher Nolan for dropping a nuke, but Barbie soloed you in the box office.

Double the revenue. Get out of here, Openheimer. Double. Oppenheimer. That's because it's all these girls. That's because it's all these girls that are forcing their boyfriends to go with.

You think it's just girls? I don't care. I don't care. Barbie. I haven't watched that. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair.

Here's why. Why? I'm sure it's a good movie, but Barbie. Because Barbie had the most ridiculous advertising case. Yeah, dude. The promo was.

See, they had a 900 meter Barbie walk out of the Burr's Khalifa and that's freaking CGI. No, dude, she was real. She was made of metal. Did you see that they bought a house? They actually built a pink house where people have a random

Barbie house, dude. Hold on, hold on. It's beautiful. This is what Doppe andheimer should have done. If Barbie's going to get real, okay, and if she's going to get big and she's going to be real in the real world and real life, real bomb.

We should have. They did. They used the real one. They did. They already dropped two. I did watch. Not for advertising, man. Yeah, not for advertising.

That's true. They should have. They should have. advertise themselves bombing somebody. A fan's house. A fan's house. If a tweet got zero likes, if they bought that person's house.

Okay, wait, wait, wait. There was like a documentary of this, this guy. And he was like, like, rating how real Oppenheimer, Oppenheimer would however, you say it, how real it was. And they were like comparing like the pictures of a nuke

to like the what they were doing. And then they were explaining how the nuke was built. And he was like, yeah, I'm going to be real. I'm really not sure how. they manage to nail this on the head. A lot of these photos are classified, but they still managed that. I was just sitting there like, how the hell did Christopher Nolan do that? They bring in like the real nuke guy, Mr. No, himself. Mr. Nuke himself. They bought him.

Open Dimer. Mr. Kaboom. Yeah. Also speaking of like, no, I thought Oppenheimer was cool until the end. I don't have to spoil it, please. Yeah, don't spoil it. Because I want to, I want to go see Penheimer. I don't say the beginning of that. Yeah, I don't say it or But he doesn't recognize Exactly I don't It's hell of opi out here lately

So I'd be Yeah, I just Why are you Why are you Why are you the goat today? Riddle me that Riddle me that How did you goad so hard?

I'm just like, I guess I'm just The Rizzler today With my Amongah shirt Dude, it was funny When I went to go see Oppenheimer Um You could so easily tell

Who was there to see Barbie and who was there to see Oppenheimer. It was actually... How could you tell? Someone was wearing pink. He was wearing generalizing piece of... No, they were freaking wearing freaking pink. One, there's like...

They were freaking wearing pink. There's actually... There's a goth goddess there to see Oppenheimer. I saw it. A goth goddess. Did she have a level two, Giat? Gang, gang, gang, gang, gang. How big were the gauges?

I actually couldn't see her hair was over her ears. But she was... wearing like the see-through dress with like black shorts he's cool he's talking he's talking he's a cool outfit are you talking about like where it's like fabricy

kind of like where you it's like it has a design but it's like mesh kind of yeah it was like a fish net but it was just black it was black yeah but it wasn't it was like no I don't know how to explain it but it's cool that's awesome what was cool what she was wearing or

I'm a Finheimer Yeah Openheim She was wearing I feel like you watched You looked at her more than you think of the movie No I saw her only twice Wait did you see it

Did you see the movie? You saw that born-ah movie twice dude No Talking about the girl Oh okay Okay so hold on Did you see Barbie? No I haven't seen Barbie

I don't really care to see Barbie either Because I don't want to ruin my I hate you I don't want to ruin my image of Ryan Gosling Because I've only seen him in a Blade Runner so I don't want to like... You've never even seen him as like Deadpool or anything like that?

He was not Deadpool. That's Ryan Reddard's bro. Oh my God, he got his Ryan mixed up. Everyone's pointing out. It's a silent time. I was like, oh, that guy's Deadpool. That's fucking sweet. Are you serious?

That's different Ryan? I'm serious. Hey, listen, y'all were easy on Tanner with the whole Andrew Garfield thing. No, we were not. That was actually like the best thing ever. That was fucking, that was pretty silly. You didn't see him on Drive? You were watched Drive?

Drive's not as popular. I haven't watched like any... Drives are pretty... I had to leave for Drive. Dude, speaking about movies, shout out to last night, and by last night, I mean like 12 hours ago

when we were in the living room watching Scary Movie 3. Oh my... I don't think I've ever laughed that hard of a scary movie three. I've seen a scary movie. I don't know what... Wait, wait, wait.

It was the one of the funniest scary movie. the mansion? No. It's the one with the tape. It's the one with the tape. Yeah. The exercise and they like make fun of eight mile.

Yeah. Dude, it was so funny. It was so funny. It was so funny. I laughed until I could feel like my car. Isaac, Isaac,

if he has the remote, though, I will say this, if he laughs and he finds something funny, it doesn't matter if you're watching it, he will replay it three multiple times

until you stopped laughing and he's just sitting there laughing still. No, that's terrible. that once. I didn't do that once. You did that multiple times. No, no.

It's because we all laughed at it and I went back once. That's it. So, okay, we laugh at it. We laugh at it. And then we'd go back. We'd laugh at it again. Then you go back and now you're the only one laughing and then you go back maybe one more time and watch it again. Because it was freaking sweet. I don't remember what scene it was.

It was the guy getting thrown out of the window and he stands up immediately. And you watched him laugh. You're like, you're like, look how we catch up so fast. I know. I don't have laughed so hard. I don't know to laugh so hard.

Because the way he got thrown out like head first, he lands and like a frame later he was like standing up. Wasn't it like it was like nighttime right? It was nighttime. Yeah. It was the time when he was pretending to be Eminem. It was another time at the funeral or the wake or whatever. It happened twice.

Another time was when there was the guy was like babysitting the kid and then he puts him up into the fan and the kid like flies out the window. Isaac replayed that like three times. Dude, it was so... We never got to finish it because we all looked up at the same time and... It was light out.

Yeah. It was just light out. It was bad. I'm like bad when it comes to movies. I get like upset when someone is not paying attention. And we were watching incantation at horror movie when I was at their house. And like Isaac kept like talking to Larry and Yomi

during like important parts. I'm like, guys! You need to watch because it's freaking... Dude, I was not messing with that. It's always worse when you try to show somebody something. I was saying it's worse when you try to show somebody something and they're not paying as much money. Dude, I will say this now, and Isaac and I agreed to this last night.

You guys responded to a tweet. I think it was Tanner, maybe, yummy. You guys responded to what? Colby and Jack. What's their name? Colby and Jack like the cheese. What's their name? Robert and Kobe.

And Jack? What's their name? Jack? What's their name? Joe. You're a Matter Norella. What's their name?

Chedin. Cheddar. Ched Nettie. What's the name? Sam and Nadee. Sam and Colby. Yeah. You guys responded.

They were like asking if they want to go to the extra, whatever house, the the conjuring house. Conjuring house, the original one. Yes. Nope. Absolutely not. Listen. Tenor.

Tenor's, and not. And I agree, dude. Listen, I'll sell my soul. I'll go and get a pentagram on my chest with goat blood. I'll get like a goat. Do you really think it's real, though? I think it's.

Listen, listen. It's as real as you make it. For the bit. I'm not. You're going to do it for the vine. Y'all, you know, Larry. You ain't going to do it. You ain't going to do it.

Hey. I'll do it for the bit. I did it for the bit. You ain't going to do it. Do it for the bit. You ain't going to do it. One thing I'll say, bro, I do not. I do not fuck with that.

Why? Why? I don't like demon shit. I don't like devil shit. I don't fuck with that. Whether or not, whether or not they are real, the possibility that they are is just enough reasoning for me to be like, no. When has it ever happened ever? What do you mean? In real life. When has anything ever happened? There was a cave in Tennessee, I think. I'm not even kidding. The guide?

I'm sorry. I feel like we're in. This is for the animators out there. I'm locked in a boat, right? We're in a boat and Yomi's rowing it and we're all telling stories. Oh yeah. And we mentioned this and then Yomi stops rowing and he turns around and he starts telling him. And in an old man voice. There was a cave in Tennessee.

There was a cave in Tennessee. All right. Continue, Yomi. I'm sorry. I was actually locked in though. I was setting the scene. No, I'll keep my work countdown guys for this episode. It's cool.

Damn. I was setting the scene. I want to hear it. I could tell my, my, sorry. He's safe for me. Go ahead, Isaac. Okay. God damn it.

Before, so I grew up in a house, this old house, 1800s, really, really old house. And we had, I think it was like a deed or something. And he passed owners, it was passed down from like their grandparents to their moms to them. And then they sold it to us. But dude, like there was like multiple occasions. Like I told you guys are all about like the fucking the witch house, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it was like that. But, dude, it was like, we found out, like, my sister started, like, saying that she was seeing, like, weird little shits and blah, blah, blah. So we started asking around the past owners we asked. And they were talking about how the house was actually built on, like, an Indian burial ground or, like, a Native American burial ground. And it was, like, dude, it was, it was, like, freaky because it started connecting all the dots of, like, the shit that my sister would say.

And that she was, like, dreaming about certain stuff. and it was just, ooh, it was freaking. That is always what I hear. That's what they said. Dude, they mentioned that in the movie, the, uh, uh, fuck, movie with Jack Nicholson, um, in that house.

Scary house. No, no, no, no, no, no. Monster house. I don't know. God fucking damn it. Can I remember such a classic movie. We watched it the other night. We watched it.

We watched it. Evil Dead Rise. No. No, no, no, no, no. It was, uh, reincarnation. It was by Stanley Kubrick. Oh, the Shining?

The Shining. Yeah, the shining. Isn't that the one where the, isn't that? Oh, go ahead. That whole hotel was built on top of a Indian burial ground as well. Native America. And there was another thing as well. I'm trying to remember what else.

That's a great movie. That is a great movie. I don't know. Yeah, see, listen, my logic, and I think many people can agree with this. Listen, if it's dead, don't fuck with it. Like, if you can't see it, don't fuck with it. If it's trying to say something to you know. How can you not fork with it?

With it, just trying to say something. If there's a board and it moves on its own when you ask its name and then like, don't fuck with it. Like just don't. They've never heard of magnets, bro. Ever seen the graph? Ever seen the graph? The fork around and find out graph? Yeah, the video that everybody responds to when like after every single fighting video on Twitter, the first response.

We talked about this. We talked about some like, I don't know how manys. The fork around and find out. The fork around and find out. I mean like. I don't know. It's fun. I think it's fun to get into that kind of mindset and be little scared.

Nope. It's a one mindset. All you, all love. Of like being scared. Because like I remember one time I was a, we were walking through the forest, me and my friends.

And like someone was just joking around and was like, dude, what is that? And like I looked back and my like brain started playing tricks on me. And I like actually saw like a humanoid figure in the in the forest. Yeah, it must have been the brain playing tricks on you. And,

no, it's fun. I know in the end it's like not real. The humanoid killer of... Okay, if I'm being honest, I'm just a big horror movie fan. That's it. I used to watch that shit. I used to watch movie clips on my mom's phone when I was like really young. So I grew up.

My mom also told, I think I already mentioned this as well, but my mom also told me that when I was like two or three, I used to put on the exorcist by myself and watch it at night. And this is like I can go cut. I don't want to live with you. Okay, that is like eyes were all white and you didn't have any pupils. The thing is, like, I don't remember that. The only thing I remember when I was younger, I remember I used to watch a lot of Nacho Libre. And then I used to watch a lot of Lord of the Rings.

A lot of Lord of the Rings. I used to watch Nacho Libre on repeat over and over. It finished. But yeah, I don't even like. You had a crush on that nurse, didn't you? The nun, dude, the nurse? What the hell are you on? The nun.

Nuns are also nurses, aren't they? No, man. No, it's cultural appropriation there. Oh, I was thinking about the one with... No, you weren't. You're just being a terrible person. Now, remember the girl? It was Kate Upton.

Remember she played a role as like a another time? Not again, you're wrong. This is a really good segue. Into how our humor has been for like the past, I think, maybe a week. No, it's been like a month. It's been like a month. I think it's been longer because, yeah. It's been.

Because I remember we talked about it on the podcast before I went to your guys' house. And we were on that humor while I was there. And we're still on it. You're right. You're right. You're right. We already did talk about it. But it's only gotten worse. Are you here?

You were here, right? It was during your trip and we had like an entire 45 minute drive. Yes. Yes. We went and we on our way back with 45 minute drive. It was constant nonstop ironic humor. And I literally had a headache. Like I was laughing and having a good time.

but I had it. My skull was pounding by the time I got out of that. Oh, damn, my voice. Oh, come to fuck. Oh, yeah, we ate out. I remember that now. Whoa. Eat out. Yeah, we were eating out. And, uh, dude, that, that, that sucked. Because I remember getting out of that car. Like, it was fun in the moment, but then the minute we pulled onto the street. That's cool. You don't think of all this.

When you ate out someone and sucked? Let him talk. It was fun in the moment. Sheesh, Isaac. You're rislering up right now. now, dude, holy crud. E beans, dude, holy beans. Anyway, it was bad. My only force just got tapped into.

It's leaving. Help. It was really bad, man. It was so bad. Five years gone. Yummy, you weren't with us in that car ride because you were riding with Isaac. It was when grunk was over and pulse fire.

Remember? And like, we were leaving the place that we ate for dinner. And then you guys went home. Yeah. And so we had to stop really quickly because Mitchell needed to get like eye drops for his eyeballs. Oh, yeah. And then, yeah. So. But that also passed the time really quickly from what I remember. It did. It was like a 10 minute drive. Dude, when we went to San Antonio, when we went to San Antonio, the entire drive was somewhat

like that too. Remember Larry? It was you. I fell asleep back. Oh, well, it was, it was, Tanner, you and me and Tanner and I were just going back and forth. On the drive there, yeah, the whole time we were just talking about everything. It was like a road trip. And then on the way back, I felt asleep. Slumped. Yeah. Because of heat, dude. That was crazy, dude.

I remember I slept, like, we started driving away from, from that, like, wrecked, that horrible city that really discussing, like, pancreas, like, that whole disease, like. Pancreas. Like, hazardous, like, horrible, radiating, like, old seating city. It was horrible. And, uh, sitting. And as soon as I fell asleep, I woke up and we were home. If you ever get invited to go to San Antonio for any event ever, just reject flat.

out. Really? Yeah, it's horrible. It is like poop bill central, dude. It's bad. Like if you turn on tap water, it's probably poop will come out. It's really bad. Dude, speaking of which, I turned on my tap water yesterday morning and it was a and then it turned normal. It's because it was probably a busted line. Busted your line?

Yeah, that's what happens. I don't know if you know that. Bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus. Okay, okay, okay. Last night we were sitting in the, Larry, you were asleep, but did you hear us throwing basketballs at your door? Oh my God. No? That was so funny. We pelted three basketballs at your door, hard as shit.

It was bad. It was bad. To wake you up. And we're bored. It was mad because we were bored. Grunk, remember how chaotic it was when you were in our living room and we were like fucking around and we were like, let's record us doing all this. Yeah. I think I said it or one of us said it.

It was like, we should just keep the camera rolling in the living room because we take the basketballs. And we just started belting them at the ceiling. And one of the screws, like, I think for the, for the vent, I think must have fallen out or something. I think it was, but I don't know. I don't know. I couldn't tell. Not let the landlord hear this. He thinks.

He thinks. He thinks. He walks out with the basketball and then he does a punters kid. It kicks it straight into the ceiling. Oh, my God. And then I start spinning it like it's the Olympic thing where you like spin the weights and I throw it and it like smacks against the TV. Isaac did one worse.

Isaac hit Tanner's switch and it broke. It broke one of the little JoyCon things or whatever. But then he fixed it. Yeah, I don't know if it's still broken or not. No, I snapped it. It's fixed now, but it definitely knocked it over. You didn't even say sorry, Isaac. You're mean.

I know I did. I said I was going to replace it from him. But then you snapped it back in. So I was like, never mind. Yeah, you don't have to. If it doesn't,

it feels like starts to not work at all. I can buy a new friend. Dude, we're just a bunch of boys being boys in this house. It's crazy. We are on God. Oh, but last night,

yeah, this is, this is so fucking funny. There was, there was this laser on the ceiling. It was a green dot on the ceiling. And it was like this game of light, kind of like with two borders.

And we didn't know where the fuck it was from. I was like, What the fuck is that? And we look at his little green dot and then it goes away. And then it comes back a few seconds later. And we're like, dude, Isaac's like, dude, that's definitely coming from like outside. And then Yami goes upstairs to the law of things like, dude, it's got to be from like somewhere up here. Isaac goes outside.

And I'm asking Tanner. Yeah, I was asking Tanner. I'm like, Tanner, is that from your room? He's like, no. I was like, where is that coming from? And Isaac comes back in. Yummy stands next to Tanner. Tanner's denying it.

multiple times. Yomi turns around. Tanner says, yes, it's from his room. Isaac goes on his whole rant about like, yeah, dude,

like, if the light is from there, it has to be like less than the ceiling. How was it, that was the dumbest comment Isaac's ever made. He was like, if the lights on the ceiling, that means it has to be lower

than the ceiling. What? No, I was looking because I, my first thought was that was coming from the lights outside because the neighbors have these lights out.

And then it wasn't. If the light has... Too late. Because the young one upstairs and closed, Tanner's door, and we look back up and all the light is completely gone. Completely gone because he shuts the door. And Tanner was his mind. There was something in Tanner's room, but I don't know what it was.

He has a star thing. He has like these light. It's a projector. It's like a little thing projector. Yeah, you see those like little Instagram ads where the sunset light or the sunset? Wait, what was it? Was it on the loft? No, Tim is in this room.

It's just coming down. I'm saying. Where was the light that you guys saw? Yeah, it was on the, it was, it was through the crack of his door. It, the light bled through. It was in that angle. Yeah. Yeah.

Dude, you know what I used to think about, dude? How crazy would be, like, point a laser at an airplane. Yeah. That's how you get in trouble. I would never do that. I'm just saying, like, people, I've seen videos of people do that. And then, um, what's that guy's name? All the way.

What's Mr. Geo-guessor? What's his name? Rainbolt tracked the guy down who did that. Yeah, he tracked the guy down. Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah. He's triangulated the guy's location based off of like crossroads.

What? Do you work with like officials? No, I just didn't for fun. I saw him on TikTok and I commented like, get this guy working for the government. Probably, he probably's been talked to, I'm sure, right? He wouldn't get paid shit compared to what he's making, making content. So I doubt he'll ever do it. You think so?

He already does it for fun. I don't think he'd get paid any. No, dude. There's people who can do what he does. I remember when we met him at TwitchCon and Grung shows him a picture of Paris and says, where is this? No, I didn't. Did that happen?

That was me. Oh, that was you. He got everything wrong. It was the Eiffel Tower. He said, where is this? I was with you. We were going down the escalator. I'm like, that's rainbow.

He's like, no, you're like, no, uh. I'm like, yeah, let's go back up. So we go back up and he's like right there. He's just standing around. And I was like, I did the worst joke ever. I'm not going to lie. That was a pretty embarrassing joke.

Because that's probably the most mundane. He's probably gotten that a lot, too. He's probably gone to tell me where this is. And it's a picture of the Eiffel Tower. And he's like, oh, New York. That's what he said. Yeah. Yeah, that's what he said.

Yeah, he was nice. That's awesome. He, at that point, like at TwitchCon time frame, he wasn't really that popular yet. He was growing, but he wasn't as big as he is now. He's huge now. He was sweet, though. He was sweet.

He was really nice. He was waiting for somebody, or he was just chilling or I don't know. But, no, he was just doing free geo-guessing handouts. There's more aliens nowadays. I wanted to talk about that, too. Apparently. Apparently. They found freaking biological, freaking life form planes.

Congress allegedly confirmed UFO sightings and aliens being real within like the past two days or something. Dude, I don't know where all this is coming from. All that hoop law is about. Listen, listen, listen. You all got to think bigger picture for a second here. If we're talking about fucking aliens, they're trying to distract you from something bigger. So think about that.

Because what they've done that before. There's something else going on. Here, guess what's coming up next year? Election. Openheimer, too. Election. Every time there's election, something weird's happening all the time. Who's even running this year?

Anyone? Let's do the turn, politic. I'll be running. No, there, I saw a video today. Freakine Maconel or whatever his name. I been running. He shut down. He's really shut down mid-speed.

Yes, yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He just starts standing. Like he was like, crack. Mitch McConnell. Yeah, what is he looking like that? Mitch McConnell is giving a speech or something and then he just starts, he just freezes.

And he's like, yeah, he's like. Dude, he's like, why is he running? Why is he doing anything? That guy is like literally just a show. No, I think like, it's actually like 70 plus years old, no more office. Sorry.

I don't even think 70, dude. That's around the age that presidents have to be in order to run. It should be like 60. It has to be 35, bro. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Talk out of your butt.

But what you talk about? I learned this last year. I learned this last year. Kanye 2024. You have to be a U.S. citizen and be 35 years older. Don't you also have to have a certain amount of time in another? I don't even think so. You can just run, bro.

You have to do some government. Let's have a viewer. Donald Trump is never government. Let's have a viewer. You don't have to have any experience. That's why Kanye ran. You don't have to have any experience. Let's have a viewer.

Get their dad to run. Kanye? Yeah. Kanye was on the battle last year. You know what's insane? I'm running for president when I'm 32. You know what's insane? Conchardier's going to be a president one day.

I think actually. Mr. Beesick. Isaac. Mr. Bees. Mr. Bees. Jimmy. Like 20 times. Yeah.

What? Mr. Beast. Mr. Bees could run for president and he'd probably win with like he just waits for for subscribers to grow up instant win. That's like that's like freaking dope. Influence. Yeah. Dude.

I feel like those. A lot of people would be like, well, he's just a consecrated, though. Wait a second, but T-Series could run for... Oh, no, they're from India, neverminds. Dude, what the hell? You are... That was really good. You snapped with it.

Jimmy Donaldson for president. I don't, like, generally, do you guys know any candidates this year? Yeah. Donald Trump. Donald Trump. He's running again. Joe Biden's most definitely going to try and run again because he's planted. He's an industry plant.

You think so? Rump, right in. Dude, they're not going to... They're not going to... They're not going to freaking survive. It's not going to survive. Trump and writing. What happened with Hillary Clinton?

She fell off. She got prison. She actually like blew off after she lost. She got hired. Some important things. No, grunk. Pizza gate. What?

I think that's what it was. Pizza, really? Have you seen those pizza gates? I thought Obama was Obama was Pizza Gate. Obama now. No. No, it was so the guys who run. So Pizza Gate, it's a, it's a pizza.

king pong establishment or whatever the fuck where they host like these like really it's super weird it's like really weird but they're friends with the Clintons like the owners of those guys are friends with the Clintons

and they host a bunch of random things but there's these like really really fucking weird clips of this one guy yelling at this like little girl she's like crying and then he's like saying some really bad stuff

you know what PizzaGate actually is but that's one of that's like the I'm gonna come what don't go So as I was saying, we should go to the Denver airport and investigate what's going on there for a video, see if we get killed. That is a one-way trip to death. What is that the Denver airport?

Why am I so behind? Oh, wow. It's like underground secret society, elite meetup underground Satan. I hate Denver airport. So I'm glad it's happening there. Wait, why? What is going on over there? I don't know what's going on over there.

You guys are making this crap. Freemasonry, but like the worst thing ever. Okay. I don't know if there's any proof that it's real or not. I haven't really looked into it. I just saw like on video. It's like that one audio, dumb,

da, dun. Dun. You're gonna hear information from TikTok. Is that what you just said? Wow. All right. Well,

let's go. Let's find a basement in Newark, Newark, Newark, New Jersey Airport. Is there something going on there? No, but. A whole lot of bullshit in that New Jersey airport. Dude, there's this really,

really toxic area. It's called. Succaucas, New Jersey. And let me tell you, Succaucas, yeah, it was a literal dumping ground for just, like, garbage and, like, toxic waste

and everything. So if we go there, we're going to grow, like, green arms and shit. You, like, when you walk through here, do you hear, like, that clicking? It's like radiation, like... The raid, the razz, like,

in rest or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the fallout, wherever the fuck it is. That'd be friggin' sweet. Is that a real thing? Like, when you get near radiation, why is that, like,

it's such a common... Oh, that's the detector. The clicking is the detector, yeah. Do you think we could die? From what? From what? Like, from investigating. Oh, yeah.

Devere? Yeah. Like, do you think there's actually something going on in Denver airport? It's so big. It's really hard. I'm not... What would you rather die from the Denver demons or aliens? The Denver or...

It's like a team. Dude, what if each state had their own major league, like, demons and stuff like that? And, like, each state is, like, competing with each other. And like to go to playoffs Yes What is this? Like Herald demons

versus the Texas Like Troublemakers Did that The Texas Trolls Versus The Texas Trolls

Yeah dude We live in like The Georgia gargoyles Or something The Divergians The Oregon Oghers dude Oh that's good

But like yeah They're like All mythical creatures And they are like Demons or something And they all like Have like a This

giant, I don't know, global chart where it's like how many people did you scare today or how many people do you possess today? It's like fucking monsters, it's freaking ink. Yeah, it's like Monsters Inc or collecting shouts or whatever it's called. Yeah, screams, fear. So in that reality, what would you do? If he was like what? If that was like your reality. This is gonna turn into like a movie. You guys watch.

Wait, what do you mean? This is like, like let's say it's the C-R. It sounds like Looney Tunes. How about this? How about this? It sounds like space jam. Once a month, they come. out. How do you prepare against the purge?

The Denver demons. The purge but demon version. That'd be insane. Oh, M.G. Um, anyway. What was it? Isaac, Isaac. What was that movie we watched with the Seth Rogen? Oh, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, the one. The end. The end. only look up.

Yeah. Yeah, well. Yeah. Yeah. Adam was like a gimped dog in the apocalypse. Have you guys seen the search like history on the TV? Oh, it's so funny. It's so bad.

It's like breastfeeding. It's like yoga. It's like it's no, it's not even that. It's like, we went looking for like what could be like the like how how far can you get for tutorials? And there was like body paint. tutorial. I have, listen,

listen, I have a video from two nights ago. I have a video from two nights ago of me and Tanner going on the, we're going on the TV and we're like looking up. It was just me on the controller. And Tanner was like on the beanbag. He's like,

are now, all right now look up. Look up. How to Gimp. Dude. All right. All right. Now look up Tanner Wright versus D.

Dude. Wait. All right. Now look up Tanner Wright versus Boar. I'm like, that's a great. That is so much funniest versions of Tanner, dude.

I love when Tanner does that where he just lays there and he's like, all right, no, now look up. He's told you something. Look up, uh, look up this. Okay, now look up. He's like your dad. He's like a dad that's just like, he makes you do it all.

Have you seen the... What's up, yummy? Me and Tanner making peep and pee and poo jokes. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry, I was saying so. Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead. No, you go ahead. Go ahead.

No, you go ahead. You go, yummy. Oh, my God. You go like the car? Okay, I was just going to say, uh, the fucking search history, just how sporadically random it was

was so funny because it would be like it was like world's most beautiful breasts and then right after it would be like Steve's worst injuries and it would be like how to get gimp how to gimp someone

and then like Larry said train versus deer and then deer pain and then back to like yoga it said it was like the scariest video of all time or something stiff

and like just the dull The worst video of all time scary. Yeah. And then Reddit memes or whatever that one YouTube channel is. Yeah. And then randomly there's like a cold ones like Max Mofo video search. And then Minecraft play through ASMR where it's just... Yeah, I don't...

Dude, Tanner just was like, that's like his stick. No, dude, when I was there, when you guys all abandoned me in the living room and it was just me and Mitchell to fin for ourselves. Dude, you guys went to bed. I put on the Minecraft long... Long plays. No, I will vouch. I felt really bad for Grunk during that time because, like, everyone was either asleep or, like, doing something. No, I'm kidding.

It's not bad. But, um. Grunk, you want to move in? No, I don't want to move in. After that experience of four days on a beanbag, no, I don't want to do that anymore. It's hard. It's hard. Especially when, like, I was, like, the only person that would drive you around.

It is a lot harder when you don't have a set up. If I had my car in my setup, I'd be fine. It's literally just because Grunk wakes up and he has like a list of quests that he has to do that day. And it starts at 8 a.m. for some reason. No, it's like one quest. Grunk wakes up and immediately sees rainbows and then comes to all her rooms. Oh, you're talking about like my day-to-day life.

Yeah, you do a lot of stuff in your day, man. Like a lot. Yeah, I just like to go out sometimes. Yeah, you're young, man. You're like awesome and like everything's dope and shit. You're like the, you're like IRO Lego movie at the very beginning, and we're like Batman and whatever that guy is. Who's the guy? Who's the evil guy in the Lego movie, the first one?

Business, business, businessman or whatever, Mr. Business. Yeah, Mr. Business. Yeah. Business over the name. Yeah. And he's got like the really tall shoes. Mm-hmm. And then he's like, you are great.

You are. I'm so glad that you're giving us this insight and there's a Lego set right there too. So I know. That's a Disney freaking. Castle. I could trust you. That was a Lego. So, Grant,

what would you do if you saw a Lego Death Star in real life outside your front door about to blow you up? What do you keep asking this to everybody? There's one right there. Well, a real life one, like, it's big, it's huge.

It's huge. It's a fire. It's about a fire. It's laser at you. I panic, probably. You know, like, if we got lasered, that'd be crazy.

Because, oh my gosh, dude. I watched, I watched a movie yesterday, I think. called End of Evangelion. And like that... What? It's like crazy.

I'm a fire in a Lasor! Literally. It's like the most insane movie ever created, I think. Oh. Wait, what is that movie called? End of Evangalion? You're talking about when the mommy milkers are the robots and the babies are inside of them?

Hmm? No. It's like... What? It's like just the destruction of the entire world. Matrix. That's not true, dude. Listen, listen.

Listen, I don't want to spoil it. Oh, yeah. Is it a new movie? But it's cool. No. It's been like 1997. Yeah. By the way, Tony Stark dies, by the way.

If you take someone like 26 years to watch a movie, they deserve to be spoiled on a podcast. 26 years. No. It was like the most gory, violent, uh, freaking animated movie I've ever seen. Am I thinking of a different movie? Even if it's animated. Yeah. No, not the anime.

It is that. It is that. But it's like a different version. No, it's just the final episode, but they just made it a movie. Oh, shit. Okay. That sounds pretty cool. It's really insane.

It's like. That's what the mommies are the mommies or the babies. It's like Ray turns into this freaking like god creature. Leon Genesis. Shinji and Ray are like, where the last two people. Dude, I wonder what happens. I mean, everyone has combined it into one and died and everything. I wouldn't even care if everyone died.

Yeah. I wonder what happens in Dopenheimer style. I wonder if they build a bomb or something. Man. Openheimer style. All right. So I was doing some research the other day. And there's 40,275 McDonald's.

And I saw the Ted Nevisan video. He traveled to every Margaritaville. Let's go to every McDonald's in the world. Let's do it. Let's dedicate a whole year for that. Could we do it any year? It would be so much more than a year, man. What the fuck?

Could we do it any year, though? I'm about to do 40,000 out of my 365 to see how many we'd have to do in a day. If we'd do it, every see. I mean, single day every week and hour. Okay, well, like, Ted, Ted did it for like a week. Over 110 McDonald's in a day. We can do it. Dude, you just, at that point, you'd just be buying and paying for the person behind you's meal.

Like, that's it. Like, you just like, yeah, actually, I don't want anything. Just give it to them. And you just go back to day. I mean, you ate at every. Yeah, that's really bad. That's disgusting. The only way I do that, the only way I do that is McDonald's.

You know how they're regional. so they'll give like certain foods like depending on the region. Like, you know, in Japan when we went there there was like more Japanese kind of stock food. They have like spaghetti in Italy. Do they?

What? Do they act? I'm actually asking. What is that? He made it up. No, they have something. I forget what it is, but it's like funny.

I realize that my do they sounded really. My do they sounded really sarcastic. I apologize. It did. That's why I paused. Oh, yeah. Did I? No, but um,

did I? Did I did I do? Japan McDonald's actually tasted really good. You almost said Derpan. Durban. Shut up. Shut on. Can y'all use a good group for 20% off, 10% off so that we can go back to Japan?

I need to do more things out there. You know, back. I'm not grateful. I'm really grateful. It's just, you know, that very first fucking week, I was sick to my dick. It was horrible. I wanted to genuinely throw up. Dude, I still think about all the time, and I can't, I'm never going to forget it for the rest of my life.

How, so I've traveled, right? I've traveled before. I've been across the country, blah, blah, blah, but not as an adult, not, or across the world. What am I saying, man? So I haven't slept in over 24 hours, but here we go. Really? So, yeah, but here we go. So let me just say this.

Sorry little kids. Sorry, little kids. No, I'm going to travel the world today. I'm sorry in Japan, but I'm going to go to Tokyo, maybe Rome. Let him talk, yo. So as an adult, I've only been to Canada, which is basically the U.S. I did go to Quebec, which is more different than everywhere else in Canada, but it's still pretty much. Yeah, you say Cool Beck.

That's where XQC is from. It's cool back, dude. You said, Cool Beck. Okay, Cool Beck. What does X in XQC's name? Bro. Can we let Yomi talk? I feel so bad for him today.

Anyways, the culture shock that I experienced from Japan as an adult is more than I've experienced traveling anywhere as an adult and the concept of time in the first three days compared to every other day that I've ever lived in my entire life as an adult is the most mind-bending. It's more effective than any drug I've ever taken. Like it warped time so heavily. What do you mean? Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, I want to talk about that.

So the first three days, and this is like how I perfectly, we came up with this like a little analogy, I think, by the end of the trip, it was that the first, like, three days felt like two weeks. It was crazy. And the last week felt like like three two days. Yeah. So it slowed down so fast for those first three days. And then it sped up and it was like, done.

That's it. You're going home. Yeah. But that's because like we started doing or going to the same places. We should have gone even further west or we should have gone a little east like further out, taking the bullet trains. Because then we'd be soaking in new information. Yeah.

Second week was, oh, sorry, I drove. No, you're good. Go ahead. Can you? No, go ahead. No, you go ahead. Second week was a repetition of, let's go to Shibuya. Let's go.

Close shopping. It's like a lot of that. There's just so much to do. Like, you, I think we talked about it. It'd take you probably, like, an entire, like, I don't know, fucking year. They were not lying. Okay, also, they were not lying when they said that you need at least two weeks. in Japan. Like minimum. You hear that and you're like, dude, two weeks is a long time.

I'm surely, no, bro. No, you just know. You need a month. Like a month is like a really good people are like, no, that's real. You need four years. We all want to go home. We all wanted to go home. We all wanted to go home. Well, we wanted to go home because we were working and we were like, okay, we're not posting. Like we're not, you know what I'm saying? But if you were to be able to travel the world, go on vacation, do whatever, I would go there for a month. Yeah. I mean, Yeah, if you're talking solely about experience itself and experience in Japan, a month is perfect. I think a month you can encapsulate, for the most part, everything about what goes on somewhat. I think we could have even done our work out there if we had a month personally.

Like some of us could have brought our stuff. And I brought my laptop. I planned to edit, but I never did. Because we only had two weeks. I uploaded. I uploaded when I was out there twice. So I feel like it's definitely possible. I mean, from our job standpoint, we're able to do whatever. I mean, like, if Grunk would ever go and he had homework, you know, you just do homework halfway across the world.

Who cares? Drew. I want to go. Let me go. Let me go. It's being like, let me go. I feel like before we win, I didn't see anybody go to Japan. I'm not saying whether we start.

Yeah, that's true. But I think it's really. That's because we went like so early. The mandate had just gotten like uplifted. That's what happened. I just think it's really cool to see so many people that are like going there and experiencing it and everything like that. Dude, so many, I know we talked about it too already, but like so many people went there. I'm still finding out about people who are already there.

Like, people that I am also friends are like, people that I met on fucking CSGO. They're like large traders or people who have like hundreds of thousands of dollars in like CSGO. He was one guy I knew he was just there in like early May. Like just after we left. Think about like Japanese culture on the internet 10 years ago in like the Western world versus today. Like the impact difference is insane. You were called a Duis if you watched anime. Yeah.

You were a bollie. Freakins loser. Freakins loser. Dude, speak of you, freaking anime. August 6th, freaking Gear 5th, Luffy, going to be freaking insane. Biggest worldwide episode to ever hit the entire world.

It's going to be the most famous. It's not going to make history. The most famous episode ever created. I'm serious. What the fuck did you just say? He said, Geer Luffy. It's kind of fucking like, fifth year.

You're not Japanese, grunk. I don't care. Brinkin' dude. You're not Japanese. Like this episode will, it's going to break the flipping internet. I'm genuinely going to punch you. No, I'm serious. Like, because the, the previous record breaker was episode 1,015.

And now it's going to be episode 1,000, I don't know the numbers. Yeah, watch it. Watch it, one flop. Watch it one flop. One flop. Yeah, it's going to frift in one flop. Oh, look, Luffy's name already starts in L. Luffy.

Luffy. Luffy. And you're going to see it. It's going to have, my guess, it's going to be trending with over 500,000 tweets. Lone lease. I've never seen one episode of One Piece ever. I saw the clip in Isaac Wise video where I said he was looking for the golden nugget. That was really genuinely very funny.

because I had no idea. But yeah, that'll be really crazy because they're getting, they're getting like, so imagine the freaking Avengers of animation. They're getting them on that episode. So imagine, imagine Mr. Beasburger, but in Japan, do you think they do well? Yeah.

Can I? I want to talk about, um, I don't think so. For a second. Yeah, I mean, it was me mentioning like the time dilation whenever you went there. That reminded me of when we went to Tampa, and I slept at one time out of the three days we were there.

And like we had like I think a 48 hour day Like I'm not even kidding like it was insane We stayed up all night Like that was I've never done more in my life In less than like 30 hours Our Uber driver was like you came to Tampa for 36 hours And Grump's like yep and I only slept once And he was like why would you do that?

Because Grunk was genuinely only there for three We were only there for two days right Yeah yeah two days That's crazy 36 hours I was there because I had to leave before you guys. Although that was a really fun experience and it was great overall. That really, that trip really

fucked me up because it got, I think it's what got me sick. I think that's the trip that got me sick. Yeah, lack of, lack of sleep, probably, dude. Stress, running around. I've never done more things. Everyone up. That trip I've never done more things. It was, is. You have a great time.

Dude, look, you want to see my scar now? It's like a pink patch. Oh, my God. It looks like a witch's mole. That's from when he fell on the electric scooter, by the way. It's so smooth. There's probably a rock under that. Dude. I can't.

I will never forget that blood. Go to Tampa, Florida, and find an empty gravel line and see if he can find the skin that fell off my elbow. And then duplicate them. Yeah, duplicate him. Yeah. Yeah. That was actually kind of fun, though. That whole.

That was really fun. I didn't actually mind it at all. Me neither. I had a great time, honestly. I had a really good time. The only thing that fucked me up was when we were coming back and then I realized, Oh my God, we have Japan this weekend again. Oh, yeah, that was bad.

We have like another travel. That's right. This weekend. You're right. This weekend. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that, that's all funny that.

It was, for me, it was when we played basketball with the moisture for Charlie. And then straight from basketball, like, after I played for like an hour or two hours and the Florida heat. You smell like a hairy kid. I'm like sweating so bad. I have to go to the airport and go to security and like it on the plane. Dude, that reminds me. Remember when we were at. in Denver on the way back home,

and they were packed, and we almost missed that flight or something. We thought we were gonna. Oh, my God. Dude, I don't think I've ever seen Larry so sweaty. That dude booked it. I think I've already talked.

I don't know, but... It was a very close call. There are so many weird things that happened during that airport, and I, it's... Denver. The Denver freaking video. The Denver, I'm telling you, this is... I hate Denver Airport,

and it was only for that. experience alone and I just, I can make a whole story on this shit, dude, because it was unbelievable from the very beginning that we got out of that, that Jap, the Japan plane to the to when we got to the other plane and then, and then they had the audacity to say, oh, the weather is kind of bad. So we're gonna push us back another 30 minutes. Thank you for our understanding, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then we fucked around in the plane. That was ridiculous. That was absolutely insane. So what ended up happening was they're called micro thunderstorms

or micro storms, if I remember correctly. Yeah. It's basically a small clutter of a bunch of like clouds that go over a runway. And he was like usually these pass in like 10 to 15 minutes. We were there for an hour and we were the next plane. We were like the first plane that was supposed to go. But he said like one would come.

It would leave and then immediately won't come again. And then that happened four or five times over and over and over again. Tanner was standing because Tanner was like middle to back of the plane sitting. And then I think it was like Meekage, Nick and Isaac were at the front. And he was like just standing up there hanging out or like he swapped seats with somebody. And like the flight attendant was honestly being kind of a dick about it.

He was like, he was like, you can't, you can't be up here. Even though like we weren't, it was like official that like we weren't, there was no seatbelt signed. It was like, we're going to be here for another 30 minutes. He just made him move to the back of the plane again. It was kind of lame. That's what I remember. I remember being upset about that.

I don't remember that. I just remember going to the bathroom and then I came back. I feel probably winded Yeah Because that was after what A 10 hour flight from Japan immediately We sprinted It was 13 hours

11 12, 12, 13 Yeah because getting there was 16 No it wasn't Yeah was yeah What? Getting there 16 The reason why we got home way fast Was because of the whole

Earth rotation thing It'd talk about it Yeah It's a hoax dude honestly Jetstream No yeah It's all Denver airport The aliens is no better than us

Denver airport we're pulling the strings. Dude, that's what I was going to say about the whole aliens thing. I think the fact that we have like confirmation as like, you know, human, human race, that's like step one. And I think that they're like allowing themselves to be noticed by us. Either that or our technology has gotten good enough to where we can notice. No, the most recent thing is they said that a UFO is crash landed and there is biological life form in it.

Yeah, I know. But what I'm saying is that like either they're allowing. That's crazy to say. Either we are ready to be. in contact with them and they're allowing themselves to be seen or our technology is good to where we just notice them and then either way we'd be the more the more i hear information about this i don't mean to spook you guys but the more i hear information about this the less i believe it all entirely because it's like it's almost like it's what people want you to think you can't believe

anything at all ever dude but it's like everyone's like now following that narrative i'm serious oh my god there's aliens oh my god by a lot like that's what the media and everything is trying to direct you to follow so i kind of want to be like now fuck that i'm not going to listen to that. Yeah, to be honest, I'm trying to figure out is why would you, like, what kind of insanity are you planning to mask aliens over? Because aliens, it's huge. You guys could have blown up like a building or something. Wait until we find out about aliens. Monsters are aliens. Bob, the big old, remember him? The only thing I'm going to believe is freaking my own thing. The news is fake. Every news is fake. I'm serious. They're all run by robots.

Actually. They're all run by aliens. Isn't that really creepy video of them all seeing the same thing? Yes, it's literally like 40 of them. Yeah, it's not just like three. There's like a lot. Yeah. It's like what? Starts with one and then they all just seeing the same exact thing.

Y'all ever question who writes on those teleprompters? Y'all ever question that? The aliens are freaking Denver airport. The freaking Denver airport's behind. What if you're like, what if you're like opened like a floor tile and there's like a big alien head like this? He's just like controlling with his fingers He's like that What if you go to the basement floor of the Denver airport

And you immediately It's just like MIB headquarters Like there's a whole bunch of freaky looking people You walk in No that's crazy joke Like what do have a freaking Clicker and it's just raised their memory Clicker

Clicker No I think big things are coming They've came I would be so sad if Will Smith walked up to me and did that to me because I would not remember that I met Will Smith and I'd be sad.

No, that'd be true though. Like imagine, oh my gosh, Will Smith's Who are you? I was like, he doesn't even array. He was like all my memory. Yeah, everything. You don't even remember yourself.

You forget it to like speak. He was like grueling and you're like, The husk. The husk. Is that an adventure time? Yes. Dude, Larry, you know in the video, in the life you lose the video, you said, like, the people in the server, like, empty husks, like, we all said that.

I used the adventure time here, Grunk would know. The adventure time, fluffy cloud people that the, uh, the dad, Marcelline's dad, like, sucked the soul out of. And then he's just sitting there what? He's like, oh. And like Finn tried to feed him like chicken fried steak. You know what I was thinking of? I was thinking of that weird-ass creature from curse the cowardly dog. that's in front of their house.

Dude, I try to find something that would work. We watched that episode. We watched that. Well, I was there. It was like, it's the Nubis curse or anything. In my head, what I was thinking of was like a real-life version of like the scream, like the painting. Oh. Time out.

Time out. Time out. What? What? I just thought of this. You just mentioned Anubis. And I remember that Anubis is because of like Egyptians and shit like that. Travis Scott is going to fucking perform.

And there were aliens that were just. confirmed. There's going to be a giant thing. Dude, did you see Travis Scott like the album cover? It's like his face upside down. There's like a cross upside down too. Oh, yeah. No. Dude, I'm telling you, I'm telling you some crazy shit. Dude, what if he's like and then the pyramids?

And then a big alien head. Oh my God, who's on every time? And there's like the UFO. The first alien feature and he started to be like You can't even understand him. It's lit. Dude, imagine, though. It's lit. Imagine how crazy that would be, though.

Get him, four glop. The pyramids are, I think I talked about this last week. Like alien? No, I think I talked about, I think I talked about how the pyramids are like perfectly cut and they had no freaking tools. Yeah, yeah, there's no gap in between.

You couldn't even put like a... They also mimic the exact astrology line of, I think, Orion's belt or something like that. No, they're at the freaking coordinates of the speed of light. But like, I don't really care about that one, to be honest. That's just a coincidence. I don't know. There's way too many coincidences of all.

There are. I don't know, man. That's a pretty crazy number to have coincidence, man. No, I think we got the speed of light from that coordinate. We had to. Viewers at home. Albert Einstein didn't even know the pyramids existed. Really?

I don't know. He probably did. Albert Einstein was... Albert Einstein pooped standing up. Some genius. He was in doping. Some genius. Was he?

He was in dopamine? He was on the Manhattan Project. Dude, I didn't know. I didn't know he was freaking alive back then. Wait, how much do you get paid to be in the movie? Like 30. Like 30 bucks. 30 bucks to be in the movie?

No. I think aliens are the first trillionaires. You think so? What's the talking about? If I were to see an alien, I think the first. thing I would do is show them to Here Come Dad Boy meme and see what they did. Filiners already exist.

Yeah, what about more than the alien? What's that company that owns everything? Vanguard or BlackRock. Black Rock. They have $10 trillion in assets. Yeah, by the way. You saw that TikTok too. Black Rock and Vanguard not only own a majority

of Comcast that owns a majority of every single news and media outlet ever. But that's just basically it. I think his name is something Fink. That's his last name. He said, so, Rotha Rothel Shrilds. Oh, yeah, the Rathus burgers. Rostler burgers and the chicken burgers.

Chicken burgers. No, guys, the Great Awakening is coming. Beyond the lookout, nothing big is on this way. I'm serious. Well, I got my AR with me, so I ain't scared of nothing. Give me a cord light in my truck. Full tank. No, I'm there.

There are the alien invaders. Come on. Come on over. Hey, listen, just paint a. paint a target on an alien and you'll bet your bottom dollar alley will be. Think about how funny it would be if aliens actually did exist, like how many hilarious videos would come out of like O block of like them chilling with an alien, like drinking liens.

Oh my god. They're passing a lot. That would be crazy. This is the next era. This is the next era. This is crazy. Bluarddorke and Lorga, Lordeorg, Blotorg, Dorga, no.

Rodschildeg and Dorga! We only got aliens with AI. It was like a package deal. Like as AI started happening, aliens started happening. I think so this connected. Was it maybe aliens have something to warn us about AI and they're like, yeah, you found a secret thing. Everybody.

I can't wait for like the memes and like the next decade, it'd be like, uh, wait. When the blorgadoric and the slurgy, when they connect and they blark, Guys. It's like a picture of like a log. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What if there's an alien prophecy about Earth discovering AI that no race has ever been able to discover ever?

And it would end the entire universe as we know it. But then they're coming to tell us no. Why would they help us? They're part of the universe that would blow up. Dumbus. Well, how do they know it? If they... Hold on alien prophecy, dude.

The alien prophecy, dude. What universe does AI live in? Our universe? No, some other unit. All right, time out, time out, on a real level. Travis Scott tweeted out one day ago, Utopia, July 28th, see you in Utopia. Bro, that's literally him saying we're all going like either heaven.

Yeah, literally the Denver airport is going to open. And, yeah, it's done. Why don't they turn the pyramids into an airport? It's like perfect. What? Like, they have so much. Let them cook. Let them cook.

Yeah, why don't they make the Statual Liberty of God of them? McDonald's, grunk. Why don't they do that? What's what I'm saying. If you look at the desert next to it, there's so much free. You are so dystopian coded. Why don't they make the... Wait a second.

Isn't the Jesus in Brazil? Isn't he teaposing? Mm-hmm. Why you guys... The Jesus in Brazil? His head open. Now, isn't he going like this? Isn't he going like this?

No, no, not even. Not even. Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry. Like, you're like rumbling. And then the Jesus takes off as a rocket from under his feet. And then... Oh! And then he lands at the pyramids.

He lands at the pyramids and starts like, like, the statue will just like breaks character and starts walking. He's like, I'm tired of it. Yeah, you guys like, he pulls out all the like, Easter Island heads. Oh my God. Imagine that Easter Island is coming out and they're like bodies underground. No, they are.

That's the whole lore. Okay, that's weird. Okay, okay, okay. All right. Cool. All right. So I looked at the picture of the I thought the Jesus statue was teaposing

He's kind of teaposing What does he do? He is deposing He is His hands are just like His hands are like Oh my God Yeah

The crucifixion Oh no Yeah Wait that means that Jesus Getting crucified Tposing No Dude insensitive

I think Oh I have to pee really bad I will say this though I think that something major is going to happen When Travis Squirt decides to squirt all over us with Utopia.

Isle! How come to Utopia? It's like, it's like, it's like, the shack, the shack, the Shack, Sprite commercial. It's what he's doing right now. I mean, people had to have the same mindset

about Astro World. Like, what's with his deal of making new realms? Like, what's the deal with that? He just, you know, he's like up there with, uh, LeBron.

You know what I'm saying? The... LeBron James. I don't know. Oh my gosh. I love that. I love that. Travis Scott, I never liked him.

And I think, I think his downfall. I think, I think the proof that he is like a demon worshipper is when he got a McDonald's meal. And he did that thing. Dude, I bought that, by the way. I didn't even touch it. And Eric came out on here. Larry, Larry. It was like, hovering.

I was like, what? I grabbed it. There is this. No, guys, be on the lookout. Really weird things are happening around you. You're not even realizing. Just look at the sky more often than usual. No, I saw UFO probably at the start of the year.

Dude, it's a weird. Look, that's his fucking album. Nobody can see that. Yeah, flip it. I can't see it. That's like the worst quality in the world. It looks like die lit. Can you see it? It looks like Abraham Lincoln's sitting down.

Look at his face. There he is. Look at him. Oh my God. But it's this way. And right up here is the upside down cross. You see it? Oh.

I don't know about chop, but that's opium. This is hard. He's weird, dude. He's not even in opium, bro. Like, what is with him and Uzi and shit like that being like, do they think it's like this cool thing to be like, I'm a Satan worshipper? Is that, is that a thing?

Yeah, it's an aesthetic. That's an aesthetic. It's like the, it's the free-to-a- How about my foot go in their asses an aesthetic? Hey. That can be an aesthetic. And one on his head. What about that?

What about that cross you wearing attached that cross? Do they stay back and see what happens? That reminds me. Serious note, serious note for a second. That is really sad about Brony what happened recently. Brani had gone. That is really sad. But they said that he's okay now.

Dude, he's so young. He's so young for that. I mean, like, I was written down as one of the youngest people in the world to have a gallbladder issue. You were written down? No, I've made that up. But no, it is way more common. for older folk to have that issue. Godbladder. Yeah, that's

really scary, man. Like, it makes me want to be like, all right, let me go check out my heart and shit. No, literally, guys, check for osteo, or what's the, what's the one with the spine? Osceoporosis. Sclerosis? Sclerosis? Scoliosis? Check for that. Get a doctor and check for that. Because if you don't get checked early, you, you know,

that's crazy. You get shrimp back. Yeah. Shrimp back. Okay, I have to pee and eat dinner. Wipe up to get iced up. Yeah. Oh, Supreme Patty.

You remember Dan, the meme, man? That's my sledding. Cricket sled gang. Slug gang. All right. This title is going to be the most political podcast yet. No, we're going to call it. Why is it your starting ground?

The most. You laugh, you lose. Just call it. Aliens are real. I'm going to kill myself. Aliens are real and we're all dying. We're all dying. Let me turn to new gamer subs cup.

Wow. You'll be for that. Gamer subs. By GamerSubs. 10% off. To be avoided by aliens. Aliens are going to be like, where's your gamer subs voucher and you're not going to have it unless he uses a co-group 10% off?

Yeah, that's how you get brought to the mothership to have a big party with lots of. Yeah. Yeah, that's where Travis Scott's performing. Listen, listen, audience. Audience at home, if you just, your mission is to look at the sky more often. If you spot something with strange, note it down. or take a photo, whatever the hell. There are strange events going on.

Make a TikTok of it. Make sure you put the sound that goes, Oh my God. Look at that UFO. I found a UFO in the back of my yard. All right, we're ending. We'll see you guys next week. It's been a pleasure.

Also, Tanner slapped through the podcast. Oh, yeah, we totally didn't mention that at all. He's okay, though. He's sleeping. He's okay. Bye, guys. Bye, guys.