The Group Chat - #66 - React drama is dumb!

Episode Date: August 4, 2023

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And that's Gizik. That's Gizik. It's like Gizik is a Giroz. Um, Gizik is cooler. Yeah, guys, Jizik is cooler. I did. Anyways, guys. Welcome back to the syrup sipping, pimp filling.

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Listen, I don't care if we get demonetized, but look at this, dude. Wow. Maybe we should blur that. Nah, the AI won't pick up on that. They're not that smart, are they? Maybe they're not. Hey, AI, look at this. Oh, my God. Dude.

Okay, would they pick up on this, though? What the f- shit? Shoot. Okay, maybe it would. Maybe it would. I don't know. Can't blur all of that right there. Maybe.

You've been saying f*** a lot. Like, you say, what the f- No, it's like the new thing. You have to say something that's not that close to the effort. You have to say- Really, really close. Or something else. Well, would they get mad at that, like, actually?

Dude, the bot is the dumb ass. Yeah, it would get mad at that. Really? Yes, dude. He can't hear anything right. We're going to get falsely claimed. Either way. We're taking that out of your paycheck, buddy.

Either way. Welcome back, everyone. Paycheck. We're missing a few people. Are we? We are. Yeah, we're missing. Oh, Larry.

We're only missing Larry. Yeah, yeah. True. Yeah. We have no special guests this week. Wait, let's get a special gas really quick. Oh, we should have done a special guest like sniping soup, dude. Oh, we could have.

Probably not. Oh, my fucking cell. I'm actually an idiot. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. I was about to say that. Well, yeah, because they're, we're missing two people. They're gone.

They're actually, I believe, in Tampa. You told me. They went to Utopia. They did. They went to the pyramids. Not quite. Can I talk about that album after you're done talking? Yeah, me too.

That's a topic. They're down there. They got invited last second. Very, very close. It was like open, open gate, closed, Gill. And they got sucked in, and they get to go play DDR with Moist Critical. And we get to sit here and play Minecraft. Yeah, Minecraft.

What's DDR? I love Moist. Resolution. Yeah. Dance dance like 14? Dance. Like the old game where you stomped your feet and you do the, who the clap of the dance.

Which I can't do. They were unable to join us. They're currently flying around out down there. It's going to be so funny seeing Nick's big ass jiggle when he's doing DDR. His big giant stupid jiggly ass. He has a big use of butt. He looks like a loaded diaper at all time. Like that guy walks around with a big old plump booty.

He's got big gross viny, big gross viny fucking dump. His giant blowout barricose veins. What is it? I learned about this in barrio. Cellulite? He got cellulite on that thing. He didn't know what cellulite in the Barbie movie. You got to get with some big girls.

No way, really? The Barbie movie. That's like me saying, I learned about what happened to Japan and Openhiker. Barbie movie. Barbie movie is literally like if you're a man, you should go watch it. I'm serious. I'm going to watch it. Stop it.

You need some fake bitches in your life. Then you'd know about cellular. You don't need to listen to Barbie. He listens to Kendrick. No. Yeah. You'll watch Barbie. It'll change your life probably.

I'm not going to. I mean, Watch it, but it won't change me. You're not gonna? I thought you were Travis. I will, I will. Me and Travis? No, this is a little joke that went over your head, dude.

Damn. He said, I thought you were Travis? Speaking of Travis. What did he say? You said, I'm not Gunna. Twin brothers. I thought you were Travis. Oh, Twin brothers hopping out to jet ski.

Gunna doesn't render as a rapper in my head because he's like, he's so like irrelevant dude. Is he? No, I mean, I don't know. I've never liked him too much. I don't really care for his music. But people were saying that his last. album. They were like, he made a TikTok album for TikTok.

He made a TikTok. You made a tick flop. He made a flop. So Utopia dropped, I think, like eight hours after our podcast from last week had dropped. Yeah. Yeah. We could talk about that. And there's also a few other things we want to talk about. First and foremost, the addicting wave of Minecraft. We have been on our two-week, two-week boy Minecraft phase. We are on that creative drive. Yeah, the average lifetime of these service is usually two weeks. That's so sad. No, this one is. This one is. special, though. I think it's going to last a little bit longer. I think I've said that probably more than

like on everything. I've never been a part of it though. Come on man. You'll see. You'll see. I'm the X factor. Okay. Is it all right if we have it last for like three years? Okay. Let's try it. I'm not. Like I'm so down.

We started doing some Minecraft again. We started streaming. We have a lot of really special things though that are in this server. Are you okay? Is there snot in your hand? Did you just sneeze out your tongue? Is it Are you holding your tongue in place? Do you have to go, but your headphones are like, you can't touch him

and your snots going to come out on cam? No. No. He trolled. He did a little trolling. Tanner, your face is covered in it. My hair is like sticking out. But, yeah, like, this server has some of the most unique thing I think I've ever seen

in a Minecraft server, and it's really interesting. Yeah, so there used to be this thing where you would join a single player game and you would set up something called crowd control. And what crowd control was, was this plug-in, which was, what was? Wow. Wow. The crowd control was you pay or you donate or you sub,

and you can change what gets spawned in, what gets taken out. You know, something happens when you pay in Minecraft, something crazy. So we took that concept, or should I say Soft Willy really did, and he made it in reality with a plugin that works for everyone.

in a server. So imagine an S&P, but when people give us money, we get like a crowd of baby zombies and then struck by life. It's actually like really draw dropping. Yeah, there's a gimp. There's a gimping mod to do.

Dude, I saw Tainer's Minecraft character gimp and I got boners. Yeah, I was like tethered and everything. It was career. I hate the gimp thing because I remember I saw it, I think, in American Horror Story. And it was just a guy like hanging from the ceiling with his freaking hoses back. With an apple in his mouth.

No, okay, that wasn't, that's not what gimping is. That's, uh, Gimbing is a, not like too far act. No, you're not being hung by your skin by hooks. It's not gimping, grong. That's like, that's what I thought it was. No, gimp is when you get like, your big leather mommy puts you in a leather, you're in a leather suit with an apple in your mouth or something. Yeah, that's nasty.

Yeah, well, you just, you're not cultured, grump. Yeah, you got to get up at the times. Don't worry, man. Yeah, it's very popular. You're talking about cellulite. You need to be talking about gimping. Yep. That's what you're going to be doing.

This is just, you do it. just talking about gimping now. But yeah, so if you guys are interested in seeing that, head over to Twitch. Like, after the podcast. No, not gimping, buddy. Well, if you want to be a Macraps server. The Minecraft server.

It's really fun to watch. It really is really fun. Yeah, head over to gimp.com. Gimp.com. It's just streamed Minecraft. Actually, all right, don't search that up. You're not going to like what you see. Wait, I'm going to do that really quick just for you guys.

So you does don't have to. I'm gonna get you to enjoy you guys doing guys on Hatchez. What? I didn't say that. Gimp.com. But, oh, you, you, you, utopia. Utopia? Utopia. I actually love Utopia album. People be like, ew, it's bad, but they just aren't ready for the future. The future.

No, it's true. Not a big utopia guy. So, so here's my whole thing. I think I was really mad the night that we listened to it, because I hadn't slept in like over 24 hours. I took a one hour nap and then set an alarm just to listen to the album. And I woke up pissed. I was already pissed.

Yeah. And then I was not in a good mood. And then I was like a full hater. I was like on full hater mode. But like partially valid because first listen, it is extremely shocking. Like what's going in your ears. Like it's unlike I had an expectation of what I was going to hear from Travis Scott.

And he didn't even do anything that I expected. But it, it's not bad at all. I actually enjoy it now. Yeah. What I like about Travis Scott is that he keeps the, it's like watching like a huge. video with his albums. I don't know if he was the first person to do that, but it's like, you know, you're watching this video and then you hear or you hear someone's voice and

you're like, holy shit. Like, no way he did that. And that was the case for Meltdown when Drake. Drake came in and was like, ooh. And then that was also the case with, I mean, there's a whole bunch of other songs with like Beyonce and stuff, but like, Cardi. They pitched down Cardi, so no one knew. Dude, it was very strange. I don't like pitch down. Cardi, I don't work with it heavy. I like it. It was good. I like Feen a lot.

I like his voice like that. You don't? Feen. Feen. Thanks. Feen. Feen. I will give him credit for doing something extremely experimental,

regardless of guaranteed numbers if he did another album similar to Astro World, which he easily could have done. I'll give him that. I think what a lot of rappers nowadays that are at his status, like what they're trying to do, is build out almost like, almost like a legacy discography like something that will be talked about. So I think that it will be talking about

like the variety in their music and like all of the capabilities that they can like you know accomplish. Yeah. I mean like I'm not saying Uzi did it first but he made pink tape before. Kendrick did it before both from with Kendrick made pink tape. What? With the big stepers. Oh yeah.

No yeah. That was very experimental for Kendrick. That was very strange. Well he did it even before then like even with his first one like his to people clarify. All right. So he just did it. He did it first. Yeah.

Well, Kanye did it before him, actually. Bro, Kanye. Kanye, he's the king. He is so good at, like, that experimental sound. What was the one that came out? It was praise God. That was like, what? It's really easy to make experimental rap when you're really good on the production side of music,

which is something that, like, Mike Dean, the goat. Dude, I want to be able to do it so big. bad. But Larry made a good point the other day when we were talking about it. I was asking him, I was like, like, what leads, like, what do you think leads albums to even get to this point where it is like this insane? Because Utopia was just fucking insane. Like in terms of sound. And he was saying, and I like side with him on it that it's like all collaboration. Like when you involve so much collaboration into an album, that's the kind of sounds that you get that you like haven't heard before because it's so many different artists like touch all on one project. Yeah. Imagine every rapper ever on one. song, one 20, 25 hour song, every rapper, 18 producers. 18.

That had to be the best song of all time, right? Like, it just has to wait. Shut up. No, I think he has a point. That definitely would have been the best song of all time. It has to. Like, how, the best people in the entire universe are coming together.

It gets good at hour three. Hour three? And everybody's like sweating and like, okay. Ooh. And they do that. I'm the drop Yeah Yeah okay

Alright buddy I was gonna So you guys wanted me to put on the podcast Topping list Delta P Who? Who told you to do it What is Delta P?

Oh Let me tell you about Delta P Let me tell you about Delta P Yomi Yomi Yomi Do you know what Delta P is? It's gonna be your biggest nightmare

of all time It's not what you're thinking because you're just a stoner, dude. Delta P, the new strain of... No, no, no. Yeah, it sucks your soul out of you, literally. Change your lungs green and pink. Delta P, no, I don't know what that is.

All right, Tanner, you're the, you're the expert. You know everything about Delta P. Is that a pre-workout? No, no, no, no. All right, imagine you're out of like a big cookout. Like, you know, your favorite restaurant cookout? Where could this be going? How about you let me speak, dude?

Okay, okay. All right, you go. All right, you know how you're like, you go to a cookout, yummy, and there's a big pool. There's a pool there, right? You're eating hot dogs. No, you go to a cookout, not, oh. Yeah, you don't go to a cookout restaurant. Well, I started going there, but I forgot.

But you go to cookout. No, a cookout. Damn, you are the best. Then you eat a hot dog, and you see a pool like, oh, shit, I'm going to do a cannonball. And then you do a cannonball. And like, you're at the bottom, right? You're like, all right, time to go back up. Time to resurface.

Oh, oh. Wait, why can you move? Oh, God. Oh, no. there's a dime-sized hole in the pool sucking you in with 200,000 pounds of force and pressure and you get squeezed through it. And you turn into fucking jelly.

That's what Delta P is. That's what happened to the people in the submersible. No. No. They imploded. No. No. They imploded.

But Delta P is. Well, they turn to jelly. There can be a dime-sized, like, little hole in the bottom of the ocean. If you touch it, you're getting sucked into it. Like, yeah, me be honest. Do you fit through this? Like right now, that's. Could you fit through that?

Which part of me? Your entire body. Delta P is going to help you with that and you're going to get it all the way through. There were some documented experiences with... Some survivors. There is no survivors. But there were also people that got sucked in

and no one could find them, blah, blah, blah, and they drowned. Or like they ran out of air because they were in scuba gear or whatever. Or maybe because they got sucked to a house home. But there's also that. There's also the people like turned into jelly. It happens every year. people sadly go. Have you seen like the video of the pipe being worked on underwater and

there's a curious little crab? Yeah and he gets like absolutely annihilated. Yeah, that's Delta P. That's what it is. That was a dime size hole. It was like a crack. It was like this. Right. Delta. A few days ago he did. You called it Delta P. No, it's already called Delta Pee. Don't listen to these FOTIs. What's the FOTE? FOTE. Big fat FOTE. Big fat FOTE. Big fat FOTE. No, that would be, I wonder if it would hurt like at all. Everett Fodehy. It's too fast. My dog barking.

He's excited. Is she or they or them or whatever? I love your dog. I'm gonna eat him. Dude, there was, in other news, Smosh is back. We were just talking about that. What's that sound he made?

What's that sound? I forget it already. Ah, I don't even know. Dude. Smosh has been back for like years. No, no, no, no. What? No, the skits are back.

Yeah, I know, but Smosh has been back for a while now, like weeks. It's been like three, two weeks Yeah, weeks Okay, what is that? Am I the latest to the news? Should we not talk about how awesome? You are. Yeah, the entire world knows actually.

Bringing it out, dude. My fault. No, go ahead. Are you, do you like, yeah. I mean, I'm not, I was never really into Smosh. They've always had Smosh, but they bought the title back from Good Mythical Morning. You don't even know the lore. It's like, do!

No, he doesn't get. Daddy doesn't know. Anyways, Smosh is back. I never watched a single Smosh video on my time. I mean either. I was mentally into it. Yeah. I was I was into YouTube back then or as an adult I wasn't loud on YouTube back then.

Well, Grunk's like 12 years old, so I get it. He probably watched like, uh, who would have Grunk watch growing up? I watched King Bodge. Ninja. I watched Van Os. I watched King Batch. He probably grew up. What I call him Botch? I actually watched the Jinks guy. I need to watch him.

Jinks the reactor? Yeah. My name Jeff. Ha ha. My name Jeff. Damn. 26 million. subs, what do they do? Oh, in other news, speaking of jinks and reaction, there's a lot of reaction drama going on right now, guys. Holy yeah. What is there? What are you talking about? XQC is getting like flamed for reacting to, uh, let me know and having an hour and 52 minute reaction

video on his channel. And I think he went to get food for like 10 minutes and he just came back and he was like, sorry, I was on the phone or some shit. That's fine. Like, who cares? Like, people need to buy their own business or something. Yeah. I mean, like, honestly, like, Oh. That's what he does. That's where he ex-cusee's like bit. It sucks. It sucks that.

Let me know is losing views from that. But like, what are you going to do? Oh, they're losing. It's a doggie dog world. Some people don't like to be eaten. What's the channel called? Let me know. By Juice World?

Yeah. Let me know by Juice World. Let me know. Let me know. Oh, it's a freestyle. Stop. He reacted to the freestyle for an hour and 52 minutes. And then I voted it.

No, I think that at this point. It's funny that people are like, from this whole drama shit, he's definitely gotten more views than if excuse he didn't react to it at all. Just kind of silly. Hassan reacted to a video with two and let me know. Okay, you're cool, dude. Yeah, let me know. Hold on, go ahead, Tanner. No, I'm all right.

No, you got it. Go ahead, go ahead, man. You asshole, look what you did. Do you just like, like turn your ears off when people talk? No, I was just, I was brought back by what you said about the, that let me know about the, that let me know about more reviews because excuse you. Yeah, he definitely did. Yeah, look at all the drama, you dumbass.

We're literally talking about it on a podcast. Well, dude, have you like, there's like so many other videos that have like tens of millions of views. Come on, man. Come on. Come on. I'm going to look at his channel right now. That was years ago, dude. You're living in the past.

I'm about right now. How about right now and every single video that he's posted in the past year has less views than the one that he posted nine days ago? How about that? about that, buddy. Well, Hassan... Well, Hassan... What a Hassan? What a Hassan?

Dude. A video with 200 views. And a couple days later, he got 100,9,000 views. And they got like 11,000 subscribers. Wow. Hassan's such a goat for that. Love that. He was a goat.

He was going back to the community today. Thank you, Hassan. His name's Goodyear. Take me to church. I would... That's hozy air. No, no. Over your head again.

He really dropped a binger and d-togh. He's not the goat drunk. Ew. Ashton? Shut up. You're getting owned like live right now. You are. I just messed up again.

I'm dropping the ball on this freaking Minecraft world right. What are you doing? Kind of make this really cool floor pattern thing, but I keep like placing water and it ruins all my torches. I learned that I'm really bad as lava buckets. I've lit myself on fire so many times. Dude, lava is the killer. It's like Delta P of Minecraft.

Oh my God, dude. I lost all my stuff today. Let's make a video with Delta P Minecraft funny moments. Don't stop. Why? I patented it. Isaac, what are you doing right now? I'm sitting looking at my friends, but I'm also...

You're awfully crazy right now. I'm going to get off of Minecraft right now because I can't do it. Okay. I'm not on Minecraft. I call this because I knew that this podcast would be like 30 words an hour. Let's see. What I have written right now? So we got, oh yeah, Yomi ran over his sister's dog.

You said he was going to talk about that in a podcast like a week ago, even though I said that. And then I said, I've never done it. Oh my God. And then I was like, don't bring that up. I've never done that. And he goes, I'm going to bring it up anyway. And I was like, no, you're not. And then he just did it right now live.

I remember, I remember that you did that too. I remember I remember that you did it and you told me about it. I didn't do it. I didn't do it. But I'll tell you about a story that happened when I was a kid and something I ran over. Oh, really? It was my newborn baby brother. No.

No. Yeah. That was epic. That was epic. Wait. It was my green bike. It was my green bike. And I loved it so much.

And I'll tell you the story of what happened. So my green bike was stolen. Okay? It was stolen by my sister's friend. And they were so stupid that we, my mom used it. And then like my sister's friend took it. And they, they rode around the neighborhood. And then when they were done riding it,

They dropped it in the driveway, like on its handle, and just left it at the end of the driveway. And my mom backed right up right down over it and broke it. And I was like just a little, a feeble little boy, a little eight-year-old boy. And my favorite bike was broken. I'm sorry that happened, man. I wanted to cry and I wanted to die. Oh. My chihuahua got ran over.

No. Yeah. The truck was going like 80 miles per hour on the corner. Actually, wait. Oh, unlock core memory, too. No, that is true, though. My little chihuahua did get ran over. over.

Did the person who ran it over, like, go to your house and be like, hey, sorry? Yeah, he's like, my bad. Then he's like, sorry, dude. He brought it over in a shoebox. Oh, no, we didn't. Yikes, dude. No.

This has me a fake story. I don't buy it. No, it's real. I would not pick up a dead dog. I remember I had a cursed. Did I talk about this before? There was a black lab I had.

That was, it was, she was bad. She was mean. Like hot or like? No, like she was just a, she was a bad dog. She would run away. So she got out, she got out one time. And then SPCA calls that. It's the pet control.

The animal filter. Like for like lost dogs and stuff. They're like, hey man, we got your dog. And we brought her back. And then we like put up bigger fences. And she jumped over that fence. and there's a highway and you know,

connect the dots. It was not good. Dude, she got ran over to her. She got ran over and died. Wow.

I was like, I think I just unlocked consciousness so I didn't know what was going on. Thanks for the L, man. You ran over your sister's dog and your guinea pig.

Your guinea pig? His bike got stolen. Elle. Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey, the police showed up at her house today and that's not a joke. Yeah, what happened?

Did Isaac talk about that? It sounds like, It sounds like everything happened during the most dead hours of the entire day. It did. It all happened at like 5 or 6 a.m. No, it was like 7 or 8. It was like 6 to 7. Basically what happened is...

Okay, so let's think here. There's an Italian man in the front of the house. Pretty much on the sidewalk where he is. Pretty much. That's what happened, yeah. Okay, so Nick is... We're all streaming. Well, me and Soft Willy are streaming.

And we're playing Minecraft. I'm still playing Minecraft. I didn't sleep at all. And Tanner's playing with us and Larry's playing with us and that's it. It's just us for and we're playing. We're gaming. We're having a fun time. It was honestly really funny.

That was like really silly. Hilarious awesome. Epic time. There's a lot of funny clips on Twitch. You should go check them out. Anyways. So we're all screaming and it's at hours that we usually don't scream because we're usually not up at like 8, 8 a.m.

730, 8, 9. But that's when a lot of other people that have like normal lives like wake up and start walking around like freaks and like freakazzoids and like being strange and weird. Yeah, that's kind of scary. They're walking up and down, I guess, the sidewalk, which is like, we live in one of those neighborhoods where it's like very suburban. So the sidewalks go through the driveways. And it's just, it's, it's built like that. And they're, so they're pretty close to the house when they're walking by.

And it's like, dude, I don't know if our house is like messed up or what, but you can so easily hear us from outside. Like, it is kind of, like, scary. Larry told me he could hear me screaming when he was outside. Dude, I was in my room. And I can hear Nick playing League of Legends, like not even yelling that bad. Yeah, like straight up. So somebody was like walking on the sidewalk, I guess, and they called the police and said they heard people screaming from inside this home. And we're all like, we're playing the modded Minecraft with the commands and shit, like the trolling stuff.

So I'm getting attacked my spiders and I'm like, help me! They're killing me! They're killing me! They're going to kill me! I'm getting scinted alive! So yeah, so we're screaming like horrible, insane. things. And then Tanner could take over this story because he's the one who went to the door. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, because I did hear a knocking, but like nobody was answering.

Nick described it as a banging. He said it was a banging. It was like a banging. It was like loud. It was pretty loud. I thought he was going to go in the door. But like what happened was I left to go look. And I saw like a body go towards the window of Nick's room. And then Nick looked at the door. He's like, you guys hear that? And then he opened the door and then he closed it. And I'm like, I'm like, oh, wait. And then I see the cop come around the corner again. I'm like, oh, okay. Because Nick didn't see the cop at all. So I went all the way downstairs. And I was in my underwear and my heart, Isaac Y, Y, T-shirt.

And I'm like, I'm like, hey, what's up? And he's like, you're all right? I'm like, yeah, I'm playing Minecraft. No way. And then I'm like, Nick, there's a cop right here. And he has to like leave stream. And they were just like, he was wearing his attack on Titan t-shirt. The cop was like, he's like, is everybody all right in here?

What's going on? Like, how many people live here? and he was like five. And he's like, Jesus. He's like, all right. And we're like all screaming at the same time, play Minecraft. Like, oh, you all stream? Oh, that's all stream.

Yeah, he's like, oh, that's cool. He was cool. He's still. That's insane. I feel like we've met two cops and they've both been chill. Like, I don't know. Like, it's pretty sweet. No, crazy.

Because they've been like dealing with this for a while. Oh. There's a lot of streamers here, man. I think they just know. Yeah. How have you not gotten noise complaints sooner? We've never been up this early. We usually scream when people are sleeping.

Soft Willie especially has never been screaming that early to where other people are around outside. You can't hear it from inside. They can't hear us if they're in the house. They're in their house. You could be loud as hell in the a.m.s. But once we're pushing like eight, nine. Yeah, we shouldn't do that again.

We were doing it in like 7 a.m. was when we were screaming. Like actually. That is crazy. That is so crazy. Let's not do that. Yeah, I know. I was like, I was scared too.

because you guys are loud. It was scary. There's like 30 poisonous spiders on me. By the way, those were not poisonous. Now they are. Now they're poisonous, yes. And now it's going to be harder. Yeah, so the spiders that attack you used to just be like regular, smaller spiders.

But now they do poison. And that, yeah, just want to let you guys know that. Who is able to update that? Are you? No. South wheel. South William. Yeah, soft willie did

Like went into his office this morning God did God did Did you put it on normal mode or whatever It's due or no Mm-hmm So it's on normal now Which means that the plants

Actually grow way, way faster Um They do a little bit more damage God did We should put it on hard Fork you know Dude hard means like You'll explode

It don't matter It doesn't matter It doesn't matter Every kind of farm on hard Like everything I don't know. I don't play hard in Minecraft. I said, do you have to have every, like, farm? We meet farm.

For food? Like, do you run out of food really fast? Yeah, hunger goes down more. You die from hunger. You die from poison. You get hit harder. So you really need to like... That's crazy. But it don't... It's really fun.

Do you have a Netherite Fortune 3 pickax? Yeah, I don't know if I can afford to do that again for you, man. Dude, I lost everything. I was looking for gravel in the nether. I literally just turned off my stream because I was like getting hella over-stimulated for some reason and so I turned it off to go like fin for myself on my own and the second I get into the nether

I mind the first gravel patch it falls through and I go under the lava and lose all of my items like and I was like wow okay that just happened I wish that happened on stream so people could be like no he wasn't ready yeah exactly exactly yeah

good one there yeah look what I have reaction you'll see some cool yeah let go No, they're not Legos. If I see a little pimple on my freaking face, I just take this off.

The Lansets or whatever they're called. And look, it's a little freaking What? Oh, no, dude. That's a thing? Yeah. It's not just for any pimple. It's for those little white crystal

like, I don't know what they're called. They're like little crystal things. Not cysts. Oh, you got cis popper. Yeah, it's a little cyst popper, but yeah, you go and you go, And then you can squeeze them out. Yeah.

Because they're sterile. They're pretty sweet. I don't use them all the time for like regular pimples. That one's bad now, which means you're going to get a knife. No, I'll just use it. I'm just going to put it aside, you know. I'll put it next to my nachos. Put it next to my nachos.

I put them next to my nachos and beef ribs. I had ribs for lunch. I know, it wasn't? Yeah, it was. I had pork ribs. Oh, dude. It was like 10.50 a.m. It was 10.

50 a. Oh, no, no. I just ate it like an hour ago. It's six feet. Oh, okay. All right. I guess it was dinner. I didn't eat.

I went to the gym and then I literally, I like passed out like on the floor for like an hour. Oh my God. I only slept for four hours. Should I go to the gym? Yeah. Did you see that free workout that I sit in you guys today? It's not even approved by the FDA. I was absurd.

It's called crack. It's called crack. Okay. Okay. It sounds like. What is DMAA? It's not. Oh yeah.

It has a 150 milligrams of DMA. It's 120 million grams of DNA. It has more DMAA than sodium. That's really worse than heroin. That's worse than heroin. That's worse than heroin for you. No way. Anything over 90 milligrams of DMAA is worse than heroin for your body and you will probably die.

This is the first four words of the description of the product. A stem junkie favorite. Yeah. Yeah. A is like, it's like caffeine on steroids. Yeah, it makes you feel like you're on drugs. It's bad. It's bad for you.

It's, I mean, it's not like you could do it, but it's not, it's just too much, dude. It's pretty bad. Is there like long terms, like bad side effects? Yeah, like heart problems. Yeah, you get heart problems. So if you have take Adderall and you take DMAA, you're probably going to die. Oh, wow. Yeah.

Attention deficit. Oh, yeah, it helps with like ADHD, too and like weight loss and improving athletic performance and bodybuilding. Dang. All right. You should take it, you should take it then. No, just kidding. Don't take DMA. Please.

Is TikTok mind control? Yeah. Wow. that was like a Joe Rogan segue Yeah Jamie pull up TikTok mind control Your eyes start turning swirlies Ooh

I feel like it is But like we don't really care that much It's like I actually delve further into that Can you explain? Like We just like watch it And we get sucked in sometimes

And we watch it more And then we go back and watch it again Yeah I don't get mad of that I only get mad of like When I notice it like, oh my God, it's been a fucking hour and I like turn it off. And then I like, Zoom scrote's kind of hard to avoid. I hate that.

Yeah. It gets bad fast. Yeah, that's why I don't open it up. I only open it up at like, it was the worst possible time like nighttime, but it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fun.

It's a lot of ads. Dude, I hate that. Yeah. It makes me actually breaks me. You'll like scroll like seven and then you'll get an ad and then a live and then like a live and then like a ad. And the TikTok shop and then go at TikTok shop. The TikTok shop is the worst thing ever.

It's the worst invention ever. It is a pyramid scheme, dude. It literally is. Buy my freeze dried candy. Yeah. Buy my freeze dried candy. We lay cracking. I'm going to crack in this prime.

Like, dude, no, shut off. We let it crack it. Oh, yeah. It's $20. The way TikTok shop works is that there's this guy at the top who has the product. And then other people can promote the product and get the product for free. and they get at like a chunk of the change, a little percent of the sales.

But in the end of the day, the guy at the top still winning. It is, I know. It is a pyramid scheme. That's nuts. That's actually crazy. The amount of like,

that's what they did with his hustler's shit. Yeah, this Crackett stuff, dude, it's like 21,000 of them have sold. Yeah. Well, the Crackin is a thing to help shogun beers,

Grunk. I saw that. It's like a black thing with like a little, it looks like a claw. The fact that you saw it means that their marketing is working. Yeah. Because I always, I get it. Dude, wait, those people, like the people on TikTok are really smart with the marketing videos that they make.

Actually, they're actually smart. I'm not going to lie. I think TikTok, like, people on TikTok are smart marketing out of like anybody I've seen as far as advertising goes. Like, if you have your product on TikTok and you use it in a video in a smart way or like an interest, even remotely interesting at all and you're selling it, that's kind of crazy. Do you want to hear the craziest part of that whole thing? Like you see the numbers there. You see how many you have sold. and that's only

20,000 is the most, I think it's the top selling product of all the time on that, on that shit. The Crackin? That is only a fraction of the revenue that comes from that product

because that's just one source is just TikTok. What about their website? They only tracks when you buy it from the shop. Through TikTok? Yeah. Yeah, TikTok shop. It's crazy.

You can buy like, the only things I've been seeing is like the Chimoi candies, freeze dried candy and crackin. I've seen, I've seen, Chamoy gushers, I've seen freeze-dried Skittles a whole shit ton of

times. Too much to count. What I want to see if I find the correct. What I want to know is why the why the freak would anybody buy, yeah, why the fuff would anybody buy just something for shotgunning beers? Like, what kind of person do you have to be? Are you shotgun like regularly? Yeah, the part of the group. You're a lie to

life. You've been around phone, man. I don't know. I just don't know how to shotgun. All right. I'll be real. Oh, yes. this shop stuff. Oh my God. Now I see. Yeah, what if you sold your merch on TikTok shop?

You know how much money you'd make? People were doing this before TikTok shop was a thing. And those were the actual pioneers of it. That's why they created it because they wanted their own split. TikTok did. Smart on their end too. Yeah. I mean, the amount of money that they make from this is just astounding.

I mean, this company is like now competing, if not dominating social media fields. This shop shit pops up like every four. posts. Yeah, it's dude, yes. It's so bad. Oh my God. I'm on TikTok. You can't even tell what a real video is anymore. I can't. I'm on TikTok. I see like it's slideshow, ad

live. I would watch an ad and a video TikTok shop video. Ad, live. Like it's, I am always getting fed content to like buy or download. Yeah, we're done. Download by, dude, because like I'd be watching ads and I'm like

like, I wouldn't even know though. And I'd be like, Oh, a sponsored video. Oh, ad. Like, what the hell? And I'd scroll. Because, like, it was like, it felt like I was just watching TikToks. It was weird. It was scary.

There are ads out there, like, for these really shitty mobile games. Oh, that will start their ad with a TikTok. Like, oh, hey, what are you doing? Oh, I'm playing. Yeah, it's like a viral. No, it's, there's that, but there's also like the, like, the viral videos of like, like a tree branch falling. And they, like, cuts to, like, a game about trees.

Like, a 3D game. Like, I'm like, dude. Yeah. And then it's like those like characters like Yes But they like do that It's insane I've blown away by this

Dude these shop videos have so much traction Like they get a lot of views Because like they just think of the TikTok It's crazy, it's weird My theory is that they're boosted Like by their little algorithm Because TikTok gets a cut If you spend money there

So why wouldn't they boost it? Yeah if they see a TikTok shop They're gonna like algorithm Yeah, like if you put your merch into a YouTube video, who's to say YouTube won't boost that video because they purchase something from YouTube? Beer. Beer.

Beer. Boca lotion. Beer. Yeah. Milk. Beer. Gee, I'm so blown away. I know.

I literally, it stopped me. It stopped me from going on. 8.1 million views on a video of a hat. Oh, is it the hat? Wait, which one with the lights? The one with the stupid fucking carpenter pencil. No, it's a steam. It's just like an iron printed on hat or something.

It's a steampunk engine. And it says, dead in the streets, daddy of the sheets. That's all it says. Dude, need that. I need that in my life. There's a shirt called Who Ain't All the Piss Pussy? Grong, that is the coolest thing you've said.

That is the coolest thing. It's because I, it's because I, it's because I, it's because I started. If I did a stutter, I would have continued on. The stutter made it so much better. Who ate all the pissy? All the pissy. Whatever, man. You can make that a sure.

Who ain't all the piss? The boops. The YouTube bot is freaking out right now. What are they adding like video shirts? We need a video shirt. Someone had a video shirt. Oh yeah. Wait, someone write that down is like way too much,

way too much words we said. Wait too much. I'm sorry. Like a video shirt. You wear a shirt and it's a video. Oh, man. a hologram of Tupac on my chest.

Dude, imagine, oh my goodness. Imagine you play your phone in a little thing comes out of your contact that you're trying to call. I think it'd be cooler if it was just in your head. We're going into a really... Like, you don't even have to, like, a display it. It's just in your head. Apple. Apple chip. It's going to be the Apple,

the Apple Brain Chip. In 10 years, T-Mineship. Apple Brain Chip. Watch it happen. I'll take a brain chip. Elon Musk is already working on that. Yeah, Apple's going to freaking do it. first. I think so.

The world is over when you can see what somebody's thinking. You! Naked wet dudes. You exposed him. I'd be looking at meat.

Big wet butts. We saw the Island Boys thing. Okay. Oh my gosh. Dude, what are they doing? We saw their Willie. So they made out with each other.

Then they started kissing each other more. Then they kissed each other's necks and then they started grabbing each other's wieners. And then they went on Aiden Ross's stream and then they showed their wiener again. And they started tugging

their flubber weiner and then they were stindoing it out into like the depths of heaven okay these are the island boys this is what they do they look there's another tick that we're like yes yes dude good representation and then there's one where it's like he had the most insane looking thing down there that thing looked crazy it looked like a boomerang they got like stretched out it was really wrong Isaac what do you think about weiner it was nuts dude did you see the island boy waiter yeah unfortunately dude

It wasn't in nuts looking? It looked like it was like 0.5. She was like stretching out like in a void. It looked like a comic book. It didn't even like real. He got extenders. I mean, get the bag, dude. I respected.

It was like the girth of like a four inch thing, but like the length of like a 20. It was like a new. Yomi's been addicted to like what it looks like recently. Like he always brings out. It's all he talks about. It's the third time today. This is a third time today. It was so funny.

It was during Minecraft. It was during a funnier looking thing in my life. It was so fun. Dude, we were all at Discord calling Larry's like, check this out. He links it and then we open it. I was like, check this out. I was like, no way, that's real.

Yeah, as soon as I saw it, I was like, Josh, Rob. That is like, that is something I didn't expect to see on my, that's the weirdest thing. Dude, I don't understand why. Like, did they start to, like, see a dip in relevancy in our manager's like, make out? Show your penis.

Like, did they want to do this? There's no way they want to do this. They have to do it to make money. That's what they're doing. They wouldn't just do this because they're bored. It's pretty gross. At the end of the day, it's pretty gross. Oh, it's really gross, man.

Do you think they're actually brothers? Or is it just an elaborate hoax? I have no idea, dude. It could be an elaborate hoax. They look the exact... The island boys' lifelong friends. They're twins. They're identical.

They're like the same person. If they look into a meal... Are they really brothers? Well, no, one of his nose is, different I thought. Wait, can you look at the picture I'm posting and put it in? Look, are they actually related? You have to take a timestamp.

I can't see it. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Are they related, actually? They're the exact same person. It's unreal. Yeah, that's too bad. Okay. All right, sorry, guys.

We'll change topics. We're talking about the Island Boy stretchy thing down there. Yeah, yeah, we're done. We're done. We're done. This podcast is doing pretty good, even though I just woke up. I've had a good time. Get a purple tip.

Not anymore. All right. Anyways, guys, we'll wrap it up. No, stay here and listen for a couple more minutes. What am I trying to say? I don't know. I'm like scavenging the internet to think of something to say because something awesome happened, but I can't remember.

Isaac? Isaac. I'm waiting. What? Isaac. No, Isaac. What? Dude.

What? Dude, what? You see that video of a cop? falling out of the slide. Yes. Oh yeah. What? Wait,

it was like 80 miles per hour. The first video I saw that I was so confused because the first one I saw was like, like it was like attention. Local police officer were sucked into a metal tube and it played it in reverse it. I'm watching it up backwards. Yeah, yeah.

Isaac watches. Dude. You have so. That's the Deltip. That's the Deltip. That's it. It comes full circle. I was like no shot, dude.

Oh my gosh. It looked brutal. He had like a head injury or something. Yeah, that looked absolutely. Yeah. He was leaving the velocity. It was like 40 miles per hour into concrete. So built that slide.

And why we're going backwards. You can hear in the beginning, like, who are like, boom. That poor thing. It was five. Ow. Poor guy. Like, he was a bouncy ball.

Oh, my gosh. That was awesome. That was nuts. Maya. drunk out school I was waiting for I was about a day What you know

What's you doing in biology today? It's like the middle of his summer break Dude I'm taking I'm taking philosophy This is so good Philosophy is so fun All the teachers are chill With my roommate

It's gonna be crazy Philosophy is really funny Yeah and we're taking a Intro to World Cinema where we just watched movies together It's gonna be good time Yeah no philosophy Philosophy and psychology were really good.

Philosophy is hard, though, because they started talking about, like, really big words. And I'm like, nope. Oh, I took sociology. I took sociology, not philosophy, but sociology. Yeah, I know. I took, um, the one of the finals was you had to draw like a doodle to like represent something. And I got a A on it. It was like, I drew a stick figure.

No way. What? It's not an art class, though. Yeah. You can't judge. You said, don't worry. I don't really care about it. art, I just want to see you represent something.

It was like, all right, and I drew a stick figure. Was that a college? It was a representation. It was a college. I don't even remember. I just drew me like squatting a bunch of weight he has a stick figure. There you go. That's pretty cool, man. It represents your heart and your willpower. Yeah, I think that's what it was. Mental fortitude. It was like a word. It was like looking glass theory. I don't know. I can't remember. Looking glass theory.

Dude. Looking glass. Freaking. Yeah. Dr. Kronk, what are you going to do in college? Have a great time, to be honest Oh, looking glass self theory, sorry You're gonna drink and get drunk and do crazy stuff? A lot, yeah, a whole lot. You're not even 21 though.

Just kidding. Buy this kid beer! Buy this kid a beer! Buy this get some beard out! No, I'm planning on having actually the most fun I've ever had in my life. Whoa. Don't be disappointed when you get gonorrhea and drop out. Yep, I'm gonna, like, I'm gonna go for this first semester.

To have the experience them dropping out moving in with you guys. Let's go. You can live in our... You can live with the island boys because they're moving in, too. We sign them to the group chat as concert creators, and they're going to be making TikToks. Yeah, you got to share a room with them while they make TikTok. That's perfect. That's really just perfect. You're going to be in the background while they're making out.

Yeah, you're just like... Yeah, you're like... They're like... They're so nasty, dude. Yeah, one of them came out. So this is what happened. They started off with the kiss. And then they were like,

no, it's not gay. We don't even think anything about it. It's just whatever. We just did it. And then they did it again. Then one of them started sucking him on the other one's neck. And then one of them came out that was sucking on his neck. He came out as gay.

What? Yeah. How do we loop back? Because Tanner brought it up. Sorry. I can't believe the series of events that happened and then being like, no, we're not gay. And then he's gay and he's kissing his brother. Oh, what?

you can do, man. It's free. It's so strange. It's such a great area. Yeah, welcome to the free world. I don't know. Do it everything. It's such a great area. Now, this is probably controversial, but it's genuinely

a question because I saw it on Twitter and it had no context. Is Shane Dawson a pedophile? I don't know, actually. I don't know. He's like adopting a baby or something and people are pissed about it. They're not happy. What? How is, what?

People are idiots. What? Well, I don't know too much on the Shane Dawson lore. I don't know anything. That's why I just asked. So if we don't know about it, what's not looking at like adopting like a child and taking care of it? I don't know. Why does just Google Shane Dawson lore like something was going to pop up?

A full like dialogue video. Yeah, why don't use lore? Sorry, guys. We don't know anything about him. But like if you're that mad on Twitter like what's up or whatever, I guess. I don't know. Someone else to come out the full, the full lore. Yeah.

How are you going to make a claim like that? And there's like, like, not a full, like, proof thing, unless there is. Hmm. I don't know, Tanner. What are you finding with your research? I don't even know, man. What'd you look up? Shane Dawson.

Anything else? Is Shane Dawson crazy? I don't know. I don't even know what to look up, but that's how much I don't know. Is Shane Dawson a maniac? Is Shane Dawson sick? Shane Dawson bad? I don't know.

Is he ill? I don't even know what to look up because I don't know. I feel like all those big creators have gotten canceled so many times. Yeah. James Charles and Shane Dawson. Where is James Charles? I don't know. He kissed the Island Boys.

Wow. Now that would be cool. That would be cool. I'm taking it out. Oh my God. My search history is crazy right now. What is it? Island Boys.

Island Boys kissing neck. What does DMA do? Shane Dawson. Gimp. Gimp. Yeah, because you posted a photo of a gimp in our chat. Shane Dawson still uploads on YouTube? I mean, James Charles.

Does he really? I thought he quit like years ago. I don't think so. Dude, he uploads like twice a week. Once a week, twice a week. Once a week. Dude, I forgot there's like more YouTubers in the world. This is crazy to me.

Dude, he actually pulls. He pulls. Oh, he gets rich. Yeah, he gets really rich. Whoa! Well, then why is he not? Is he like off of everything else besides YouTube? Isn't it crazy how separate YouTube is from everything like every other?

platform. Like, you completely, like, people don't even know you're real unless you're, like, active on Twitter. Until you, yeah. Yeah. Because people can have, like, millions of subscribers on YouTube and then on Twitter have 2,000 followers.

He doesn't even, he doesn't tweet. Yeah. Oh, there's a really funny picture of him I found. He looks like he got the life sucked out of him. What could it be? You gonna see it, Tanner? Yeah. He's got purple lips.

Oh! That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. Dude, he really does. Oh, wait. He really does pull. Oh, the one piece thing. What do you do?

One piece. Wasn't that like a week ago? About a week ago. Oh. When did that come out, bro? It comes out next week. This Saturday. Holy crap.

This Saturday night, the biggest anime episode to ever release on anything ever. Wait, and there's a few days. Like tomorrow, technically on this podcast. Yeah, one piece is about to go bananas, I think, up the charts. It already is.

It's about a double because some crazy stuff is going on, man. Well, don't tell me, don't tell me, because I actually started. I'm almost done with the Fishman Island. Really? No, you're not. That was it. No way. No, I'm not done with a whole show. I'm done with like a boring arc, but I'm coming back.

Yeah, Fishman Island kind of an arc, to be honest. I'm like on episode 580. How do you even watch 580 episodes of something? Well, Narto is 700, I think. Like Tanner started like two years ago. Oh, you did? Yeah. Yeah, but then I stopped.

But I still watched like 500 episodes. Don't look at it as if it's that. Yeah, you just watch for the... Brunk is like one of the only people who I've ever seen, like... He just went bananas, dude. It's a good anime. It's cool. How long are the episodes?

Like 21 minutes. What? But, but, but the intro is like three minutes because they do the entire song and then they do a recap. And then they do, Luffy is going to be the king of the pirates. Yeah. That's like three minutes. The only thing I don't think about One Piece is it drags a lot. Yeah.

They drag it out? You can watch One Piece though if you really want. Dude, that's a lot of hours. It's like this team like went in and cut out all the drag parts. Like they did just manga. Like what's just relevant to the manga. Look out of the filler. Yeah, exactly.

They did that for Naruto. They edited out of the episodes. Whoa, really? There is like a whole like sheet for Naruto and it was like skip like 30 episodes here. it's seven here. No, but they went more in depth with this. They edited it out of the episode itself. Yes, they take that.

Like, you have to, you can watch, you can download it as if it's like a movie, like it's an hour 30 and it's an entire arc. Whoa. I just want to do that. It's pretty sick. It's actually pretty sick. That's cool. That means I can just like watch a movie and go to sleep.

Does it make sense? I'm guessing, yeah, I'm pretty sure it makes sense because it, like, you know, I saw an example. There's like a scene where Luffy was fighting a big guy. right? And basically it just cut down. So instead of it being like, like them struggling for like five or ten seconds, it'll just cut to the actual impact.

Oh, that's like the coolest guy ever, whoever edited all those episodes. Yeah, it's really cool. They have to be a dick to one piece to do that. But like it gets pretty long. Arlong park is four hours. Alabasta, seven hours. Arlong? Yeah.

Oh my, and his lobby is 10 hours, almost 11. Okay, well, I don't think. It's a movie. Yeah, don't talk about anything. This is 12 hours, man, almost 13. Yeah, I'm not watching that. Dress Rose is 22 hours. Dress Rose is important, though.

That's why. Yeah, it is. That's where they do the thing or the one thing. Yeah, thank you, think, thank you. Yeah, man, I got you. I'm not a complete idiot. No, it's so sick, though. He dies.

Loofy dies. He dies. If he does. If you do want to watch it faster, go to one pace or just read it. Read it is the fastest way. You just look up one pace? I'm kind of curious.

I don't know how to read, though, growing. Wait, Tan, I want to be real with you. Like, I think that 22 hours sounds like a lot to watch and one sitting. But, like, compared to how long the... I mean, I could just, like, pause it. Yeah, I could just pause it. Yeah, I feel like the arcs, like, four X longer. Yeah.

You have to download it, though. They, like, milking it for money then? Like, the actual people who release the show. Well, if it's, like, Japan's Magnum Opus, they're going to, like, make a lot of them. Why do they love that show? much. I thought Naruto was their goat. It's like LeBron James and then he died. The reason... Well, yeah, but

imagine LeBron James then, like, did something, like, so stupid that you're like, oh my... Did Naruto do something stupid? Yes, they had a son and had the worst show in the room. Yeah. The worst spinoff show of all time. I'm talking like... Imagine, imagine like a cool ninja village where they're doing their ninja too.

And then, like, you know, you skip for the show and there's dinosaurs. Yeah, there's dinosaurs in the show. And also, yeah. Imagine that face on the entirety of Japan. That's why. Do you know the spin-off show's name? Do you know the spin-off show's name or his son's name? Orto.

Yeah. Well, thanks. You'll never guess. I'll be honest. Boruto. And when you do ride dinosaurs? No, that was just like one specific scene, but it was like, come on, dude. Like, why are there dinosaurs?

And there's a whole bunch of filler. But that's just like old Naruto, too. They've always had crazy filler. And people like, one piece has so much filler. They probably have like 90 episodes of philers. out of a thousand. No, what one piece does is they like,

how do I explain this in a way that it'll like sort of make sense. I don't know. Okay, imagine, okay, imagine, imagine, like, an ice coffee and it's like the ice cubes are like filler

and you're like drinking the coffee but the ice cubes are still there. But then imagine like a, what the hell are you talking about? Like a frappuccino where it's like grinded up. One piece is like, one piece of fillers like

inside of the show. They have like a few episodes. I think. Yeah, well, Naruto, right? Like, they were waiting for the manga to catch up. I'm guessing one piece is fully written out already. Oh, yeah. It's ran in.

They just go straight from the manga. Like, the manga is 20 chapters ahead of the anime. Yeah, see, Naruto's show was ahead of the actual writing of the manga. That was like 30 episodes straight a filler. That's so trash. Why would they do that? They had to make a show. Did you just find that out?

Cage told me that one time. Oh, Cage. He knows everything. He loves it. Okay, Naruto's really awesome. He'll have his goal. He's a young cat. He calls himself.

He used to call himself Kage, remember? Young Kage. His name is still young Kage, but we call him Kage. Yeah, but we call him Cage. Believe it or not, that's fun. Dude, that's fun, like Donalore. Cage's actual, like, like name, his little thing is Kage,

like Hokage. Mm-hmm. Yep. And he's the one and only. One Piece go and One Piece Fillers, like, they're actually entertaining. Like, there's one where they just, like, get locked up in a Marine base,

and they're just, like, trying to get out, and they're being all silly and funny. Like, it's so good. Aw. They are silly. Wait, is that Marine Ford? Like the beginning? No.

No. Wait. Wait, wait. It's after it's after they get down from Sky Island. Oh. Naval base? Did I-G-8. I skipped it.

But I've seen some- Oh, no. I watched it. I thought, okay. I thought it was like leading up to it. But they were in that, like, base for some reason. You say naval base or like a marine base or something? Yeah, they're pirates and there are the Navy.

Was it near an island? Also, that had boys on it? What? No, no. No. There is a gay island There is Wait there is

Wait there is a gay island It's real Kamabaka What What do you say? Wait wait wait wait What if Luffy's in search Of the island boys purple tip

Dude what The one tip Yes Wait Yeah No but honestly Like start watching Even though it's long

Start watching one piece now Because if you start watching Listen to me Listen to me If you start watching it after they find The one piece The magic is literally gone You're telling me to do all these stuff.

You want me to find Barbie and you want me to be a feminist. And then you want me to find the One Piece and then you want me to get the Golden Nugget. I don't see a problem with that. I want you to get the Golden Nugget. Being a feminist and watching One Piece is going to be a big. Because like, think about it. Think about it. Why?

Because then you really want to watch One Piece. If you already know what the One Piece is, then you're absolutely not going to watch it. You can't be in an experience. That's all I'm going to say. He's pretty funny. He's kind of crazy. He's probably cooler than One Piece. No.

Openheimer. He's evil. evil. Yeah, he would destroy the entire world as we know it. He has become destroyer of world. Yeah, he's like the worst person ever. We're not going to get political on the podcast, guys. You brought it in. I brought it in as a movie, not as a real

thing. Who's based on real events? Okay, can I do something for an Easter egg for people who've been listening this far? Barbie 9-11. Okay, 57 minutes. I'm going to say insert this image. What picture is it?

Whatever could it be. Oh. I can't look. Sorry. Someone has to say. Ew. It's a big fat belly with a dog looking at it. It's a big belly with smiling dog on it.

Yeah, smile dog. Really strange. He looks evil. Yeah, it's evil. Dude, I remember when I was like eight years old scrolling on iPhone and that dog would show up and I'd cry. No, Jeff's that old. He's that old. No, I was like 13 or 12.

I can't see the image. My Discord's too big. Did I tell you guys that I got verified on iPhone when I was like 12? I got a feature on iPhone. That's what I made. That's what I made. Featured. Oh, yeah.

I stole a meme and I reposted it. Dude. I did steal it too. It was like that was the... It was so good. That was... Dude, I was in like a small crowd,

a group of people at that point. It was like... The same, like, five people got featured over and over and over again that made, like, comics, basically. And then I stole a meme and I got featured. And it got like 400,000 likes. It was Drake.

Damn. It was a picture of Drake. And like, somebody drew him horribly. You know what's crazy? What if I actually saw that as a kid? I didn't know it was you. It's very... possible. I mean, getting featured was huge. It was like,

what? 15 posts a day or 30? Yeah, it was a lot. It was a K-trake, I drew you, and it was like, oh, thanks. It was like a horrible I'll probably go to find it. Horrible. Dude, that guy used to do it for all the celebrities and they ate it up. They like retweet me

to the mobile. I don't know what he's doing it now. I see it. And they Photoshop this face. We can put this on the screen too for it. This is the meme I stole and then I reposted it and I got That's like a... That's like a... That's like a yummy thing to do.

Dude, I remember I saw like, like, sexual stuff on there. And like, it freaks me out, so my mom made me delete it. Dude, my friend, I used to have kick, like the actual kick, like the texting app when I was a kid. And one of my PS3 friends sent me a picture of like an almost half naked girl. And then my mom saw it and thought that like I was looking it up. And I was like, no, mom, I got sent to me against my consent. It wasn't me. I'm supposed to swear. And then she wasn't mad because it wasn't my fault.

But I had to delete kick. Oh, yeah. Talk to those people anymore. And I got robbed out of a shark card, a $20 shark card. Because I thought a guy was going to give me money in game. And then I started cussing him out on kick. And then my mom got mad at me again. Did y'all ever get scammed?

Like on any, like on the internet when you were younger? So many times. Really? I did I got scanned I don't know what Tanner's doing I'm this opening my Twitter DMs

and somebody sent me sorry I'm sending images but somebody sent me this nice if it was me it's him guys yeah it's just like it's just very blatantly me I don't know

I don't why that made me giggle very blatantly me yeah like it's just like if somebody like if I did something illegal and somebody showed in that picture, like I'd get caught and I'm like, yeah, that's me.

I'd agree with them. Aw, all right. We're going to wrap it up tonight, guys. Yeah. Oh, okay, anyways. Our brain, at least my brain is like fried today. I don't know what's going on. You got fry brain?

I do. What did you do? Sorry to that happy. I streamed Minecraft like as soon as I got up and like you did. Yeah. And like, and I got off.

And then I lost and died and lost all my stuff. Cool. Um, You know it's a bad day And then I'm saying Well, I only Just slept four hours and 24 hours So I'm kind of just

chilling right now You might need to go back to bed buddy No, I want to work out dude I work out I work out I work out When I walk in the spot Yeah this is what I see

Okay Everybody stops and they're staring at me I got passion in my pants And I ain't afraid to show it Show it show it show it Show it. Show it. I'm sexy and I know it.

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