The Group Chat - #67 - A Very Special Minecraft Episode

Episode Date: August 11, 2023

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Welcome to the group chat, Minecraft podcast. The very first ever. Number one, because this is the first one of many hundreds. Of hundreds of, yeah, hundreds of thousands. Because we're only going to do Minecraft podcast right now on. And also get used to this scene because it's always going to be in this exact spot. It's always going to never change. It's what we do now.

Never change. So we've been playing a lot of Minecraft recently. And in honor of that, we've decided that we wanted to make a little Minecraft episode. And Jack, to feed the addiction that we have. Yeah. We're just too lazy to get off of the game, so we just decided to record. We're all greasy and sweaty and don't want to turn on our cameras. I really need Nautilus shells right now.

I want to say right now, by the way, Yomi, you've done an astounding. You and Tanner have both made a incredible fucking base here. Yeah, you got a crazy base. That's where we're at here, ladies and gentlemen, the Yummy and Big Tee Army residents. The Yummy X Big T Army Residence. Castle, there's a beautiful village to the left. There's a bridge connecting the world. Holy crap.

Maybe we do a house tour later for the YouTube guys, but we'll see. We'll see you. Right now, we're just a couple of fishing bros, you know. A couple of fish and beasts. Before we continue, I think that it'd be only awesome if we had some point did some Gigi, some sort of GER subs. I can build out there right now. I'll build out there.

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Yeah, that was the most dangerous point of our life. I'm going to be 100% honest with you. Like, I almost went on the streets once it dipped from three to two. I was like, I was calling my mom. I almost cried. Yeah, I was shaking. I told my mom I was coming home.

Like, it didn't work out. She was like, okay, come on in. What if your mom was one of the people that bought it, Isaac? What? That would have been really nice. It's been insane. But she has so much Gamer Stuff stuff from...

There you go. Because they used to send us stuff all the time. And I left it all there. And now it's been like used. Have your parents, have any of your guys' parents tried gamer subs at all? Yeah, my mom actually, my mom drinks peach tea on the daily, like not even kidding.

Really? Yeah. Did you tell her that a new flavor? This is no bullshit. It's no bullshit. It's actually true. My parents love it. Did you tell her?

Oh, go ahead. No, they're not the, you know, the biggest fans of the boobs, but they're parents, so it's kind of like given. Dude, my parents love the boobs. They're like Christ-fearing religious mom and dad. And, you know, big anime boobs is like... Yeah, they don't see that shit, man, that's not in the Bible, dude.

There's no anime boobs in the Bible. Jesus, could have. Maybe it was lost in translation. Maybe Mary Maggala had to, like, huge. Mary Magill had to, like, huge boobies, maybe. But they didn't mention that because it seemed, like, unfitting. What's that giant? Virgin Mary.

What was that giant library called? Alexandria. Library of Alexandria. Yeah, that was really suspicious. I heard, like, all the ancient texts. Yeah, I heard there was, like, 24 books in there. At least. At least.

I think-Ans did it. Shout out to Kobe. Yeah, I think aliens did it so they can control us. But like what was in there though? Yeah, history and a lot of it and that's really scary. But like how long, how many books were there? It was like the time was like new. Like how much history was there?

Like a lot, like we lost, you know how in one piece? There's a... Dude, shut up! Where are you dropping? That's like... That was my final straw. No, I'm bringing it. I'm bringing it away.

No, bro. There's like a dark era where there's no history. That's literally us. That was like the final stride. Grunk, you should go and you should teach history, grunk, and just only use One Piece references the entire course. I will. I will.

So pirates, right? Pirates. Well, One piece is pirates. Well, one piece. The Bible was the one piece. White beer. Jesus. White beard.

Gold D. Roger was Jesus right before he died. Nick, the AFK timer's going to kick him 50 minutes. Yeah, don't be AFK, dude. Careful now. There you go. I don't feel that works off. No, it is. You gotta like, like, little head nod,

you know, like a lot. Oh my God, it's mine. No. Dude, there was, I'm gonna reenact something here in Minecraft and my dad told me about when he was a, when I was a kid. Okay. He got, he got deployed to South Korea on like military,

something or other. And he was fishing over there, like how we're fishing right now. He said some random guy caught a raw fish straight out of a lake and he went, man, gung, nah, nah. No. Started eating it raw.

Started eating it raw the head and everything. Dude, that's a pretty good fishing rod. Dude, you don't eat a raw fish head? Would you all get a head from a raw fish, raw? No, you'd probably get a lot of really bad illnesses. There's like worms and stuff like that, right? I don't know. Yeah, not good.

Ew, no, no, no. Really not good. Dude, it's funny, it's funny the hell we're fishing right now. Everything I've caught, I think I've only gotten like half of it, because it keeps going to Nick. I know. Yeah, he probably has a full inventory right now. Oh my gosh. He's full, man. He's fat.

Yeah, I am. Yeah, I keep following it up. It's all like a bunch of enchanted books going to his inventory. So can we talk about the fact that this SMP is being called on Twitter, Willie S&P? I know. It's not an S&P. You just did. The fact that they're calling it Willie S&P, listen.

I mean, the fact that... I think you like it. I think you like this call. I think you're like a day. The little Twitter group started calling themselves Soft Willy and Friends tweet, which sucked. Wait, it sucked because he... You made up Willie S&P. Nick, you literally said, oh, no.

No, they made an entire song about it. How do you sing the song for us? They, okay, I made up the song, the little chime only because I saw fan art of Willie SMP. Remember? And then I was like, oh, look, they're calling you a Willie SMP. They made that fan art because of you. They made that way up. Did I?

There's everything to be about you, huh? You got the rainbow owner. No, I think, yeah. We're just creator and you're the owner. He's picking up all of our, like, fishing loo. Like, come on. Yeah, he's stealing all our money. There's a casino that goes all to his pockets.

Yeah, man. Come on, man. You know that picture? It says you're still AFK. Where it's like video creator and then it's like editors. And like the creator gets like just shoveling, gruel in his mouth. Oh, and then the editors are like the little drips. Yeah, the little drips.

You're the creator with editors. Dude, that is that political meme, right? I haven't seen one of those memes in such a long time. What are they called? I figure where they're called. Help. What are they called? Political comic, political comic?

Political comic? Is that what they're called? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A political cartoon. You're actually going to get my line tangled. Cut it out.

What? I'm going to drag you into the fire here. How many times have y'all gone fishing in real life? Have y'all fished before? I've never fished in my life at all. I'm a fishing fiend. My dad was a fishaholic and I used to spend like countless hours out on the boat. And as a kid, that is so miserable.

It is. It really is. I don't like being on the boat. I like being like on the wooden like dock. That's my favorite. One of my fondest memories ever is like waking up. With my brother. Or actually my brother waking me up and then asking me at like four in the morning if I wanted to go fishing.

And I said, yeah. And then we stopped out of gas station. I got some Cheetos. I got some like Gatorade. Nothing changed. Nothing is changed. He sat down by the dog and we started fishing and the sun was rising. It was like, it was perfect.

Like that is like perfection of me. Yeah. Now I was at 4 a.m. and fishing, it's 4 a.m. and Overwatch with Isaac. And then gas station and Cheetos and Gatorade. Yeah. You know what? No, but you know what? It's like in the same, it's in the same place in my head for me, though, because like that,

we're going to look back at that. Yomi said that when we were going to the gas station a couple of days ago, I think. I don't know. This last week has been like a blend of, like, days. But you said that we're going to be thinking about, like, all of this, like, going to the gas station, watching these movies at night, all this, all this stuff, like, in the future. And we're going to be very fond of it. Can we talk about the movie thing?

Oh, yeah, we can talk about the movie thing. What's going on and how many? We have an addiction. And after we're done recording this podcast, we're going to watch another movie. Yeah. And then we're probably going to come back, go to the gas station, and watch another movie.

Cheetos and Gatorade. No, no. I need to stop that. I really do. I'm going to be doing. Conjuring binge. Insidious. Yeah, can I be honest?

Annabelle. We've been watching movies. And I say I'm going to fix my sleep schedule, but these past like four days, I've been up until 7 a.m. watching movies. We stayed up until 7 a.m. 7.30 a.m. watching. We watched three movies yesterday. I've never in my life sat down and watched three movies ever. Ever. I don't even feel guilty. I actually feel good about it because it's something awesome that we're doing here.

It's pretty chill. It's pretty dope. Were they good? Like how often do you get? They were good. Yeah, they're awesome. Yeah, we watched. It was two days ago. Two days ago, Lyra was like, dude, we should watch like a scary movie. Ooh, I love the conjuring. Let's watch the conjuring. So we watched, uh, we actually watched the none. Yeah, we watched. That was like technically the first one. It was like leading up. everything. And then the next day we watched the first Conjuring. And I think that was it. But the next day, we watched, that was yesterday. We watched the second, the second conjuring, third conjuring, and then insidious. Three movies all in a row and they're all two hours long.

We should bring 10 minutes of Kong. Can we bring James Juan? What'd you say? I want to bring James Juan into the podcast and just like speak out. James Juan, the director. What about King Kong? Can we get King Kong? Oh, dude. That movie is so dumb, by the way. What? I can't believe King Kong fought Godzilla.

Like, we only watched five minutes of that movie, and he was, like, a mile down in the ocean, and somehow, like, we crashed forward, and he was in Antarctica. Like,

spoiler. King Kong, he was a giant dinosaur and, like, a giant gorilla. No, that's, what else do you expect?

It's the name Kong versus Godzilla. Yeah. That's what the man you want. I expect the dragon that breeze hot, blue fire from God is going to kill the fucking gorilla. about two minutes into the movie.

I thought so too. Yeah. The funniest thing, the 10 minutes we watched, like, half of it was us rewining the one part where Godzilla was, like, in the water, and he was like, like, he fired this blue thing. Kong, like, had this human facial expression,

like, oh shit, and then jumped off in slow motion, off of war shit. It looked like a guy jumping off a boat. Yeah, yeah, it was two inches. He jumped like, look, it was like, no. He was like, he was like, look at him.

And then we fast forward, like, not even like 20 minutes. He was in, like, Antarctica. Covered in ice and stuff. Covered in ice. Like, he's been there for years. I don't understand. I don't know how that pacing went, but that movie was crazy from like that. But yeah, we've been loving horror movies lately.

It's been awesome. Nick doesn't like horror movies, though, at all. Absolutely. He comes outside with his underpants on in those shirt. It just- He turns the light on. And he turns on the fucking light because he thinks that the demon from the conjuring gonna come up and grab his bowls. I'm literally gonna curse you, Soft Willy.

I'm gonna put a totem. I will embrace the idea that I am scared of them, but I'm also scared of scorpions. That's why I turn the light on mainly. But the light does help. The light does help. You can get a flashlight. You can get a flashlight.

Because it's so recent. Scorpions are back and better than ever. Yeah, the scorpions are back. They were gone for about a month and they moved back in for some reason. Dude, you guys... Can I say something? You guys killed a scorpion and let it just like in the hallway for like two days until I finally, like, kicked it under like Isaac's box.

Oh, that was you. You cleaned it? No, I just kicked under Isaac's box, so it's still there. Oh, thanks, dude. Because I didn't want to. Oh, you know what? You know why? Because I asked, I was like, are we going to clean it? And then it's like, no, this is like a, this is like a sign against the other ones to like. No, yeah. It's like when you hang the pirates at, at bay and they all, they all just stay.

It's like the forest. It's like the forest where you see like the head on a stick. Like the head on a stick. Like the head on the stick. Yeah, you ward him off. Yeah. Do you tell him stay away. otherwise we mean business dude

but I think it was yummy today I think it was yummy that ass he's like who got rid of that thing and I said I had absolutely no idea because I just kicked it I literally just kicked it I crushed it and I actually stomped on it so hard like I felt like pain go up my leg

in my bones because I like I threw my foot so hard into the ground it's one of the bigger ones that we've seen it was huge it was pretty big yeah and it's crazy those things are like super super venomous Can I say something also? Yeah.

Dude, I literally went to the, uh, the laundry room today. Like when I woke up and I almost like gagged and like puk because it's not like just, it smells like poop. It smelled like poop. It smelled it before, right? Yeah, I was at their house and it smelled bad. It's not even our fault, though. It's just like the house's food filter.

When we first moved in, it was already like that. That was like the most unexplainable thing ever. Dude, it smells like the sewer. The laundry room has literally had washed fucking Walmart thorn. in it and it had a poop smell. Yeah, if our landlord's watching this, dude, there's like, your house smells like poop, dude. I'll be real.

I think we have a witch's totem and it smells like poop because I swear to God. I'll talk about a witch's totem. He's taking all my fish right now. He's taking everything that I've ever had. I probably am. Oh, you realize it. Hey, stop hitting me. Stop. Hey.

No, don't see one. That was a hard one. I'm sorry. Dude, this podcast is sponsored by GamerSups. What are we doing? We already said that. Okay, sorry. Hey, wait, look at this.

Check this out. Check this side. Ready for this? Soft Willie, add integration. Oh, wow. What is this? Wait, what are you drinking? Whoa.

What is that? Wow! Is that, did you buy that with... You guys have to try that. Wait, hold on. You guys have to try that. Oh, shit. Wow.

Wait, that tastes like... That tastes like guacamole gamer fart. Oh, wow. What? What? Wow. Wow. Is this a gamer sub pawned?

I love you. All right. That's a loud. Stop drinking. That's loud. I hate it. It's so loud. like hurting me.

Oh man. Anyways, so can I talk about why I missed last week? Yeah, I missed last week. Yeah, you and I did. Yeah, we did. That's right. Yeah, where'd we go? Oh, yeah.

We went to Florida to the compound. The compound, baby. The compound. Did you jacket back? Yes, he did actually. Yes. Oh, my God. I haven't seen it.

I thought you actually forgot again. No, I had like rings in it. I had like chapstick. Oh my god, I remember there was so much loot in there. It was crazy. It was crazy. It was like a treasure chest. He opened it up.

He's like, holy shit, I forgot. I had that. It was like a bag of Cheetos and a moldy banana. And an orange. He had an orange and gamer subs. Yeah, so we, Larry and I both went with Jimmy here to Moist Critical's compound. And Emmy, what's your name? Emiru?

Yeah, that's right. No, no. I didn't mean in a disrespectful way. I was about to say a different Emmy. There are so many. any Emmys that exist. I'm sorry. They actually are over eight, I think I know. A lot of them personally. I get them confused sometimes, but

Emmeroo had hosted a event, a charity event. So, does DDR? Dude, Jimmy here is a monster. Did you guys watch that live stream at all? I watched you stomp your big fat legs. Dude, did you hear? Ms. Kiff kept saying that I sounded like a thwomp every single time I put my leg down.

He was like, woo. I watched that. You were like jiggling. Like, not even like, like your legs are jiggling. Like, you were powerful. You were stomping on that D.R. I also want to point out the fact that I think it's really, really funny that you decided to enable downscroll. Oh, yeah, like Ose.

Yeah, like, but no one, everyone was like, what the fuck? Yeah, you actually messed up with the overlay. It was like, it was messed up a little bit. You couldn't see your score at all. Oh, really? Yeah. Wait, can I say something crazy? Yeah.

I can't. I love crazy. I can't. Well, I can't believe you. you titled your video, we ruined a charity event. Yeah, that was actually that's kind of insane. We like, yeah, we hate charity. It was so funny.

Nick was like, all right, Larry, what do you think? We ruined the charity event or we ruined this charity event or we ruined their charity event? Why do you have to go? I saw that. I was like, what? Ruin their church event. You just said, we supported a charity or something? No, see, look, you had to secure the click somehow, dude.

So I just use a thumbnail of us all in pain and then just, I don't, I don't know. I didn't want to like do anything super, super crazy. But yeah, I guess ruining the charity. We demolish the charity. We hated charity. We destroyed. We actually, we stole the funds from this. We stole all the funds from this charity event.

Wait, can I say something even more insane and even more crazy? I love when you're crazy. No, you can't top that. No. I love when you're crazy, babe. This news is ridiculous and it's currently ongoing as we are making this podcast. Maybe by tomorrow it'll be settled of what's like by the time it's published. But there is some crazy like,

investigation stuff going on right now with a little Taye. And her family came out on her social media and said that she was like dead that she passed away. Her and her brother. Her and her brother. Both of them. Yeah. And her YouTube bio said, help me, period. Whoa.

Like, that's what her YouTube bio said. That just gave me like, and apparently they were in a court case against their parents to win all of their accounts back. All their social media accounts was their parents supposedly were like abusing them and not letting them have any access to the accounts. and they were also supposedly about to win the court case. And people have been doing their own investigative work. Like, TMC put a whole story out about it saying that they were dead and then deleted it. They removed the article like 30 minutes ago. And people have been checking into like local PD and stuff.

Wait, 30 minutes ago from now? From right now at the time of we're recording. Yeah, this is ongoing. 10 p.m. on a Wednesday. No, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. This all happened today. Didn't Lil Tate create like this facade that she was like so. She didn't create it.

But she just... Was it her parents? It was her parents. I thought it was her brother. I thought it was her brother. Her brother said it. So wait, my family didn't like it. How old is she?

She's got to be like 1617 now. At the time she was nine. But does I give her rightful ownership over that account or anything? I don't know if it matters. Her parents literally came out and said she was dead. That's a little fuck. Those are her parents. Well, they're abusive is from what we can gather, right?

Wasn't that like an ongoing thing? Is that, is that kind of abuse? Bro, what? Are you... Dude, so, Isaac... What the fuck? You're looking at you guys? Do you know anything?

I'm asking the real questions. No, so I remember there were stories about her family like being really, really abusive to her. Whoops, he's sorry. Whoa, hey, you're burning, by the way, in the game, Isaac. That's like really controlling

to say that you're dead. Yeah. That's crazy, yeah. That's kind of messed up. I don't know what's going on right now with that. Is there any other information you know me? Nothing.

Nothing, nothing yet. But the fact that TMZ put a whole article out and a TMZ of all people were like deleting it says like something. I have an idea. I have an idea. Some of the narrative, maybe. DM the Instagram account, ask if she's okay, right? What is with you guys? Yeah, what's you? Stop catching on fire. What?

What do you mean? Just DM the account. Why? What are you mean? What are you talking about? Dude, you know. Sorry, guys. Weird, dude. I like how you have like probably three stacks of like fish in your inventory.

Yeah, I know. Also, if you have a Nautilus shell, everybody give it to Grun. because he wants one. Yeah, well, I'll have a single thing I got from fishing. Can you just tell me if this is good or not? I have something from fishing. I don't know what it is. We're just playing my crows of it.

Loyalty 3, protection, 3, sharpness, three enchanted books. Yeah, that's pretty good. You should keep the... Hey, we don't have that, Isaac. Can we talk about something? What did you say to talk about the fact... Wait, I would love to talk about some. You can just waltz on into...

You can just waltz on the fact that... You can just walk about the fact that he's about in college. Like, come on, dude. Hey, grunk. Come on, dude. I don't know if I'm ready for that yet. I'm not even in the life. I don't think that he knows he's been muted

for about 20 minutes in his podcast. No way. That's really bad for me. It's okay. I was talking along. Oh, yeah. Oh, you were talking along because of audacity. I'm wondering, dude.

I was wondering where you were. I thought you were like really upset. What is going to be? Is it going to sound like we were cutting you off? No. Oh, okay. Well, I wasn't like, it was okay.

Did you make fun of me when I said is that abuse? Um, did I Be on it Did I? Did I? Did I? A little bit

A little bit But Dude, yeah I'm going to my dorm In less than 10 days What? Whoa! That's scary, that's good

Dude, I can't wait to see the I can't I can't wait to see the I can't wait to see the door Last time was gonna be good Oh could have that name tag I wonder are we still going to be like doing like crazy shit on the Minecraft server We're never going to talk to them in sorry

We will. We'll talk to Grunk, dude. We're never going to speak to him again. Yeah. Listen, listen, time out. I'm not bringing my setup or my mic or my headphones. No, stop. Listen.

Drunk. Go ahead. I've been, I'll be real. I've been, like, fond of you lately. You have been. I've been, I've been like, every time I go online, I'm like, where's Grunk? I want to talk to him. Oh, that's.

I've been like a lost puppy dog without him lately. Dude, I think I have a theory of why. I think it's this is like the closest resemblance to like what we did on S&P and everything back then. Because that's where you get, we, Good old days. That was so cool. It has been Minecraft and Grunk

and Grunk go hand in hand. Minecraft and Grunk, I think, are like best friends. I think it's also because Grunk is getting older and you have a lot more in common as you get older too. True. That's true. Grunk's kind of like my shepherd and I'm his lamb.

Dude, I think hopefully the dorm stuff will go like one or two ways. It'll be like way too much or it'll be like perfect. I think I would love to see a grunk dorm live stream. Like, I don't know. Like, what if people are, like, loud? You have no siblings, man. You're going to have a big adjustment for you.

Oh, that is. Oh, are you sharing a bathroom with people? Oh, yeah. He's probably sharing a bedroom. Oh, my. Yeah. A lot of people. No.

How many? Community one. It's on the floor. No. Oh. You better get your slides, bro. You better get your slides. I had my slides, buddy.

Your prison slides. You need your prison slides. Don't you have your workout in and start boxing. You don't be a lot of prison shank. Wait, wait, wait, wait, groan, grog, grog, grog, grog, grown, grog, grown, grown, growing, How many people are going to be in your dorm? It's just being in my room. Oh.

You guys are, you know, they can't be popping on the podcast a few times. Damn. I think a dorm, drunk dorm stream would be really funny. It would be.

Or you can, like, get a green screen sheet and, like, put your old layout there. Oh my God. That would be so awesome. That would be so awesome. That would be so awesome.

Yeah, where the match is just turned up sideways on the wall and it's like Cinderwalk wall. I'm not doing all that. He's going to be in like a prison cell. No, we're gonna make our door Like a phone with like a glass in front of them

It's gonna be so cozy That's very nice That's crazy to think about it's pretty cool That could be a nuts thing to happen We gotta start planning now though For my winter trip That we all have to do Whoa

Yeah we're giving it up already Dude he asked for us to plan something That doesn't have What? It really Dude we planned this Minecraft We planned this Minecraft podcast What are you talking about So we can't plan a trip

a trip in two minutes. I know. We suck ass. What do you mean? Like, you want to go to Aspen? Well, I don't know. Like, I was just... Aspen Martin? Does he talk about, like, Lasley V.C. 7? Oh, true. I'm not doing Lasley V.C. ever again. I'm sorry. My body can't take it again. You gotta win. No. That's what I'm trying to say, dude, it's hard on your heart.

That's what Naco was telling me the other... Just today, I was just telling you, right? I was like, man, I'm like 24, like, I don't want to... Isaac actually tortures us because of that. You just don't know. He acts like we only stay up for 40 hours. We're really awake for like 90 hours. It is literally 90 hours. He says, no, can we just stay up for a little bit longer and make a joke or two?

Yeah. And we're like, please, let me straight. I pull out a clipboard and I look at like joke said during video. And like soft will he's not, he's not at the top. And then yummy.

He was like, all right, Larry, now say he's here. Okay, perfect. Perfect. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. Big Terry Rogers is definitely gonna be a fan of that one. Yeah, no, the PR guys. Aaron Rogers and also like every sports team ever, I guess. Yeah, every single, what was it?

Every single New Jersey sports team. It was like a podium. He's here. New York Knicks, the Jets. Yeah, the Nicks, the Jets. And then whatever New York other team there was. It could be any player and just be like, he's here. Wait, dude, that's crazy.

I'm New Jersey, Nick. Whoa. Wow. You're like a, you're like a, Boof Superbill and then I get a high five dude. Boof Superbillan. Was that one for Megamine? What's his name? Mr. Boof?

No, I'm a grown man. I don't watch the children's movies. Yeah, I don't watch stupid ass. You watch the movies for babies. I don't know, dude. I'm kind of upset thinking about it and thinking about like what I want to do. I think I want to wrap up the whole Ashley V.C. No way. Shut up.

Okay, 100 grand prize. Oh, wow. No, I think I'm going to do, I think we're going to do 50. And then before Christmas next year, we're going to do. 100,000. And then that's all of them? No, and then that's it. A trillion.

Wait, why can't we do a million? Larry was slain by a zombie? Larry? Anyway. Is that him? Is that the culprit? Oh my god, all of his shit's right here. It looks like he blew up.

Why do you go up there? We're supposed to be fishing, guys. Yeah, what's he doing? Larry. He broke the rules. He's in the bathroom. You died. I'm not gonna lie. Playing Minecraft is super hard for me to focus, because there's so many things going to

on in-game, I can't think about topics to talk about. I don't know, maybe that's just me. What do you mean? This is way easy to talk. Yeah, I'm doing. You can just walk into a hospital. Maybe, wait, this is a- Walk into a hospital?

What are you talking about? No, I was visiting my grandfather in the hospital for a check-up thing. Oh, really? You're just a lot of walk in and, like, go to his room. I think that's crazy. Like, you don't have to check in or anything. You can just walk. I think you have to-

check in. Grunk, I think you have to check in. You don't need a pass. Maybe it's only like that for, like, emergency rooms or something? Like, sensitive. Nah. Grunk broke into a hospital and talk to a stranger.

No, I was waiting for someone and be like, what are you here for today? But nobody did. Business or pleasure? Somebody says. Here for the happy ending. Right before you pass away, they jerk you off. Yeah, wait, that'd be chill.

What the fuck? Why don't we make a hospital like that? We probably make a lot of money. Dude, why are there no online casinos? Dude, what? There are. Steak.com? Yeah, I think there's

everything I segue into a sponsor. But where there? No, dude, listen. You can gamble on Facebook. Why can I not ever get better help sometimes? Oh, this bunch of podcasts is brought. Why is my boss Harry? Why is there no natural safe, caffeinated beverages made of powder for gamers?

That's keto-free. That's keto-friendly. That's keto-friendly. It has new tropics in it, dude. I thought there's a really big. This podcast is a brand-to-b-b-gab-gab-gab-trub. Tanner, we said-ke. You know keto-free?

Keto-free? It's keto-friendly. There's no keto-friendly. Oh, keto-friendly. Keto-friendly, sugar-free. Dude, I had like a crazy day at work, my last shift. Would you be the last shift?

No, no, no, no, on my last shift. Oh. Like, my last shift. You had a lot. What? Wait, when is your last day of work? It might be the Sunday. Oh.

You're growing up. We're going to go. I'm going to miss the Wegman-Zero. What the hell? I like the Wegman-Zar. Go back to Wagman's grown. Don't leave. No.

No. I'm coming back on my breaks and stuff. I will literally pay you not to go to school. How much? Dude, what the fuck? Can you just live with us for a second? I'll pay you to fail high school and go back again. Ooh, that's swag money, Gronk.

Oh my God, I thought Grunk was still in high school this old time. Grunk, cop the GED and then get a billion dollars. The GED. Yeah, you know who had a GED? Go Gates. Joe Biden. No. Really?

I think, that's really cool. The president. The Oval office. The Oval office. The oral office with your mom. Yeah, the oral office. Getting head. I had a guy who'd come in,

open-carried pink glock on his waist. Whoa. Oh. I thought you were going to say, Openheimer came in. And I wasn't sure about our state open carry laws, and I didn't want to ask either,

because I was like, what if it is illegal? Yeah, Matt you die. If it's not only dying, yeah, when you put it to your head and be like paper plastic will be the ultimate beam. If I ever got killed by pink gun,

dude, it'd be game over. I'd get made for him. If I got killed by a pink gun, I'll be pissed off. I'll come back to live, beat him up, and then die. Wait, I like pink. What? That was the first character. And then this lady, so she was like, yeah, I forgot my bag.

Sorry about that. Hey! And, um, half a heart, sorry. And, um, she's like, yeah, I normally bring my bags because, um, because of the nasty, uh, the nasty conveyor belt. And I'm like, yeah. And then, and then she's like, yeah. but I also feel pressure to put my bag,

or to bring my bags, like, just like the vaccine. And I was like, what? She's like, yeah. She's like, I didn't get that. I didn't get that. I didn't get that. I didn't get that.

I didn't get that. And I was like, wow, yeah. Yeah, I didn't wear a muzzle, a damn muzzle. It was just so out of nowhere. I wasn't hurted by a pack of dogs. I'm not a sheep. I'm not a sheep, dude. I'm not a sheep.

And then the next character, there was a lady who brought in a dog, like a service. Like, no, she was training the service dog to be a blind person. Aw. To be a blind person service dog to be a blind person. Yeah. It's so, it was so crazy.

It was. And literally all her bags that she brought in, she had like eight bags that had dogs on them. It was actually perfect. She was the perfect. She saved your life. I heard. Yeah. And the final character of the day was this old man.

He couldn't even walk. He was in one of the car that drive around. And, um, and like, it was. It was very strange. I packed his bags and put him in his cart. And then he was like, why don't you come home with me and help me put him away? And I was like, oh. Okay.

And then he didn't think you up and down. He's like, he just, and then he never broke. And then he said, is there a discount for you? He never broke. I contact either.

It's very strange. You know, I would have been such a calm story. I would have been freaking out telling that. I'd have been like, you read my mind, dude. I hopped in with him. You read my mom.

He crushed his broken legs and jumping his lap. I couldn't tell if he was like trying to be funny or like being creepy and weird. That's creepy and weird. That is creepy and horrible. That's the worst thing I heard. That is never funny. Well, hold on. Hold on.

That's only funny with a hand, but even then. He made a wholesome. He tried making a wholesome because grunk was helping him. He's like, oh, he needed help. But, yeah, that's kind of weird to be like, I'm going to take you home. What are you come home with me? It looked like he was in his 90s. Aw.

Wait, maybe he should have helped him. Dude, you should have gave him the last nut before he passed. Dude. Oh, I don't want to do that. What the fuck? The last nut. That's pretty weird anyways. You should have jerked him off until he came.

This is the last time ever. It's the World War II vets. They need to know that Gen Z loves him and supports them. They're like fun few of a main. Wait, Genzy's trying to what? Genzy's trying to who? Jensi's trying to what?

Cancel Eminem. Cancel Eminem. It looks a little kid. Listen, little kids. Listen, little kids. Oh. Starlo kids. I'm gonna cancel a clown today.

Go so you could say. Do you guys know? I think I talked about this on the podcast before, but I was like traumatized to like sit down on a toilet for like a long time for like four years. Did I talk about that? Four years? Yeah. This is a new topic. You mentioned it in like briefly, but I don't remember the timeline.

Yeah, because yeah, because I mentioned it and I couldn't remember why. but now I do. There's this movie called Hoot. It's like a Disney movie. I know, hoot. There's like a scene. I don't know. It was like some animal that like lived in the porta potty and someone sat down on it and it like came out of the porta potty as they were sitting down on it.

And that like severely traumatized me. So I literally would hover over the toilet seats for like a really long time. Dude, you know what I'd be scared of? I'd be scared like waking up at 3 a.m. plopping my butt cheeks onto the toilet. And like I just imagine. a hand to reach out of the hole. Yeah.

It's scary. Like fist me or something. I don't know. I would like it's like a finger up my butt and then wipe it. You're a psycho. You're a psycho. I accept that treatment. I'm an American psycho.

You are an American psycho. Psycho pooper. I'm going to start manifesting a finger into my butt. I don't, I do not chase. I attract. What comes to me. You're alpha. You're alpha.

I used to think, so you better watch out, bro. So I just remembered something that has. happened when I was a kid. I was really, really young though, so I don't know, Greg. It didn't last four years. I didn't hover over the toilet. Yeah, I didn't have a problem like you. But, but I saw hocus pocus and I was a kid in the movie really freaked me out. No way. Like bad. I was like four. Okay. And it lasted until I was like maybe like five. I used to when the water would like empty out of the tub after I would take like a bath or whatever. I would have to I'd have to get out before it started swirling when it got like super empty. I thought the hocus-pocus girls were being like summoned out of the drain in the tub and they were going to come out.

Okay, I can see why. That's evil. I used to have a fear swimming in pools that a giant shark would swim through the little tiny grate at the bottom. Oh, that's a giant shark. Yeah, just a giant shark would like come out as like one by one foot like little grate at the bottom like a giant great white. That's so unrealistic dude. What the hell you were even thinking as a day. Wait, I can't remember.

Wait, oh my god, dude, I used to be terrified of, yeah, and I remember. I remember. I remember I was terrified of Jeepers creepers so bad. Yes. Oh my God. Yeah. Going on a school trip after dark and then like you just think about like what if this like creature pulls the back of like the roof of the bus? No, you know, I was scared of like spring itself. Like I was terrified to go outside during the spring. Yeah, because that's when he came out every 23 years. Yeah. I don't remember. And I was like, weird law. Yeah. Every 23 years he came out during the spring and I could like tell. Yeah. And like every time it'd be spring. I'm like, okay, I don't really want to go outside today, mom.

And I like, every time I see a bird, I'd like run away. It was weird. Do you remember the school bus scene from that movie? I do. That was jibbers, too. That fucked me up with my school trips. I was kind of like, low-key scorer. Yeah.

Like, it wasn't many times, but there's a few times where, like, we would go out on a school trip and then we'll come back during the night. And Texas nighttime, like, used to scare me a lot, too, especially like in the north where it's a lot more, like, land, a lot more farmers and shit. Because I used to watch a lot of Rob Zombie. And Rob Zombie loves to get these like horrific, like redneck, like scary Texan weirdos. And he loves to like make movies about them. And I watched House of a Thousand Corpses, which is an insane movie.

That is a crazy, crazy movie. And that movie made me scared of living in Texas for like half of my heart. Texas is like Jeepers, too. Yeah, why? That's where it's at. That's where it's at. It's like Texas Strait's all massacre. Yeah, exactly.

No, that movie too. That movie made me scared of like rural like farmland areas in Texas. Like I was, if you live in Texas, I apologize. This was like the worst place ever. I'll say it right now. It sucks here. Austin is blows. It sucks so bad.

Whose idea was it like this would be like a stupid streamer, dude? Some dumb streamer was like, he was like, oh, they got good internet. Let's go there. Like half the world doesn't have good internet. Yeah, they got good internet and it's, and there's no state income tax. So let's go there. Can we just do Colorado? Better places.

Let's just do Colorado. Let's just go to Vegas. Colorado. Colorado. We had to stay at Denver so we can go to the airport and find out if there's any underneath the airport. Yeah, I got to puke. Where did Isaac go in game? I saw him like disappear. Is he flying?

Oh. Isaac, did I just see a little frame of you flying up there? Isaac, do you have like a problem? Are you Jeepers creepers? Are you actually Jeepers creepers during the spring? Oh, dude, okay, actually I want to talk about something that just popped in my brain. I think it's so awesome and sweet and cool. Yeah.

All right. So. Childhood fears, right? For me, two big ones that stand out, like, from my memory. One, quicksand. Oh, yeah. When I was really young. And then two earwigs, dude. Earwigs are the worst.

What the hell is a weird? I cried. Dude, you're from the Northeast. You should know. They're like so common up there. What's an ear wig? You go to a hotel and you see a little bug on the bed and then it crawls up your ears. It has like those real little pincers.

Yeah. Pinsers in the bag. things. Yeah. Oh. Wait, do they have the big pictures at the front of their mouth?

No, the bag in the back. I think it's in the back. Dude. Dude. Oh, my God. I don't know where I was really young. I saw this video,

this like Chinese video of this girl was like a UV light looking through her motel and there was just like stains literally everywhere. And after that, I was disgusted

of every single motel ever. I could never, I still can't. Oh, under a, oh, the black light or whatever? No, I'd rather sleep in a car than in a motel, but I'll probably get murdered.

I don't know. No, absolutely not. I hate motel so much. Off topic, but when you guys were younger, did your parents, like, kick you out of the house or, like, a little bit of time to, like, make you go outside and play or, like, make you do things? No, I played video games, like, every hour of the day. Really?

Dude, I was a fat kid. When I was younger, my mom would, like, so we lived in an apartment complex, and she would, like, tell me and my sister to go outside and play and come back, like, when sundown happens. And when she'd let us know that dinner was ready because she would take, like, this cowbell or, like, a triangle, you know? and she'd go outside. You lived in New Jersey, dude.

I know. Are you lying? I'm not, I'm being serious. My mom had a triangle, and she would ring the triangle to let us know when to come inside for food. For supper? Shut up.

I'm serious. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. You live a little house in the prairie, dude. I'm not kidding. You had a dinner bell? Yes. And then I...

Dinner! Yeah. That's exactly what happened. We'd hear the bell, and we'd run inside. And then she'd kick us back outside because she wanted to watch Tyler Perry's house of pain,

and then we'd come back inside. Have you ever heard of the Pavlov experience experiment? No. Oh, yeah. You're a dog. Mm-hmm. What?

You are a dog, bro. You got conditioned. Yeah, you got conditioned. Yeah, you got conditioned. What? Your mom conditioned you. Yep. Like.

Ever heard of Pavlovs? You've never heard of Pavlov? You ring the bell. You get food. And then you ring you... Yeah, your mouth starts watering. I heard the gas. It starts watering.

Mm. I heard it's tarco. That's tarco. Oh, that's, no, Pavlov is the, the VR game. It is. It's like a, that's a real experiment. That's a real thing.

Well, no, it's dude, it was, I mean, I go outside, I play. I get notified when the food's ready and I come back in. You know Schrodinger's, but you don't know Pavlov? Yeah, what? Schrodinger. You know, Schrodinger, but not Pav. Pavlov is the most popular psychological experiment. I think everybody who took sociology learned about Pavlov.

Okay, well, guess what? I took psychology for like three, I think I was there for three classes, and then I dropped out because YouTube blew up. I was about to say three years. I was about to beat the hell of your professor. Why were you there for three classes? Because then YouTube blew up, my YouTube like, so then I left.

I literally dropped a marriage. One, one, one, one discreet seem, one discord, made you get more 10-k views, and you dropped out of psych. I was in my last semester of my associate's degree for chemistry before I dropped out. The associates is nothing, man. You should have kept going.

I think our credits are expired by now. Well, just in general. No, you keep your credits forever. No. You do not keep your credits forever. Yes, you do. No, you don't. They expire 25.

It depends on which state. 25 years old? They reset. My state, it did not stay forever. Well, I still got time, but yeah. I still have all my credits too, but dude, my, my, like, my report card or whatever the hell you call it is full. My transcript is full of W's. Not the good W's.

Yeah, shut all flex, but okay. No, no, no, withdraws. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. It's either B's... Okay.

Quick. I got my associates pretty much in high school. Like, I was like, uh, a couple of credits away because of all my door moment. I did it for two years. I, uh, you didn't know I was in college? I actually did not know that at all. I was a chemistry major.

Dude, I was very interested in chemistry when I was like a junior, like really, really interested. Yeah, it's boring and lame. After my... It was not... Oh! Wait, Grog, let me guess, you want to be some like astral projection, like aquamarine, like... No, he wants to be a psychology major.

Dude, I was... He wants to be an astrophysicist. It could change. It could drain. I mean, what do you want to be right now, grunk? Who gets the- What else? I'm making in psychology right now, but it could change. It's gonna change.

So- There's so many psychologists in this world or psych majors, you're gonna change. There's not a lot of- Name one, name one. There's not a lot of- Just starts doxing everyone right now. There's not a lot of, like, males in the psychology field. You should totally pursue that, dude, you get paid big bucks. Um, grunk, you should become a meteorologist and then go on TV and then get the weather wrong, and then I can blame you.

Dude, they get the weather wrong. They can pay like 20-k a plane. They can pay too many of the day. Holy fuff, the tri-state area is getting a shishin fuffin' Tornado. There you go. You should be a nuclear physicist. You should, you know what you should do?

You should smoke a bowl before every time you have to do it and be like, yeah, the tornado is coming. Tremendom. Look out, there's a lot of wind, bruh. So here's a crazy part. Grunk's actually smart. Grunk's like super smart. I know. You are. I see, I saw him walk through like the halls of a school and he saw an equation on the board and he just went up there and solved it.

Yeah, and he ran away and then he ran away. This is not good will talking. This is not good. Holy shit. Wow, literally I think board people talked that once. I don't think I don't think I heard a single word that just came out of anybody's mouth. I said this is not goodwill hunting because you're all just saying the fucking plot to goodwill hunting. That's like that's the plot to grunks. I literally saw drunk.

Yeah. I don't even like, I think my smart. My smartness leaves after I'm done with the class. Well, that's because school doesn't teach you to learn. School teaches you how to memorize and dumb. Yeah, like not retain. Yeah, exactly. To memorize and regurgitate.

And that's why AP Syke taught me. Like, I actually remember a lot of stuff. That's good. I'm like number one college hater, man. See, grunk, the beauty of like college and stuff like that, especially you're going to learn. You have like gen eds, right? Like public speaking and stuff.

Dude, public speaking is so much fun. You're going to... Public speaking is not fun, Grong. trust me. I did. Public speaking. That's how I became a streamer. I'm excited for philosophy. Boo. Public speaking is not even

close to what streaming feels like. It's not even remotely similar. No, I was shaking. I was shaking. I stutter in front of ten people. I was like, shut down, like, emotionally and physically

when I had that class. Because I was back when I was like, how old was I? 14, 17, 18. You shut the fuck up. Where are you? I'll hit you with this sword. of normal. You sound like a pussy.

You sound like a bitch, bitch. You're saying my name. You can't be yummy here, man. No. That's so crazy. I didn't know that you didn't know I went to college, Yemi. I didn't even do, like, I took AP in high school, but my school didn't offer like that dual enrollment thing. So I like legitimately had a freshman in a sophomore year.

AP's a scam because dual enrollment's the same thing, but it counts towards college better. It's true. My high school didn't even offer that, which sucks. That's what I mean. Do they know what I majored in? Do they normally offer? I think you have to request it. Acrobatic.

I majored in pottery. No, you did. Smokes weed. I want to get high on potters. Thanks for the joke, everybody. I remember back in like 2017, I had a friend that was telling me he wanted to start a dispensary.

And they weren't even legal. They weren't even legal. That was back when Chris Christie was still the governor of New Jersey. And he was like, Chris Christie's a fat bastard. He ran for president of zero people. Oh my God.

Oh, what a... Okay. Chris Christie, dude. Chris, Chris, dude. Imagine being named Chris Chris Chris. What the fuck? Yeah. Chris Chris Chris.

Chris Chris. Kiss, Chris. Kiss from Chris Brown. What other politician is funny? Chris Trump. Wait. What politics is funny? Like, every president ever of all time?

Joe Biden. Joe Biden. He's not trying to be funny. He just naturally is. I've never even seen, like, in the past. That's called being old. What is Biden does? It's going to be an old and senile.

What was Biden done? Biden fell off the past week, so I haven't seen anything about it. I think he gave relief to the college person once. I think he gave Ukraine more money. No, he's talking to the aliens right now. You want to hear something crazy? He promised no more oil drills in Alaska, and now there's oil drills in Alaska. No.

That's because you... Do you get to listen to a politician's promise? Okay, by the way. I'd rather listen to a grunks promise. Guys, mark the date right now for this podcast. I don't know what episode this is, but listen, next year, in coming February or January is election year. So some crazy shit's about to happen.

I'm so excited. COVID-2, guys. COVID-2. I'm scared, dude. No, alien COVID. Funny one. Dude, I've been looking into it. There's a pandemic.

There's people are thinking there's a pandemic. And it's going to be called X, the pandemic X. The pandemic X. And it's going to be genetic. I'm not even kidding you. And it's going to like kill a lot of people. Even like Bill Gates says something about an ex-pand- Wait, what?

Not us, though. How do they talk about COVID before it happened? Did they have a rich future orb? Dude, it's a doomsday clock. It's 90 seconds to wake up, dude. We're all actually like sheep. Like literally there are people that have already planned our futures. You don't remember when we'll just find out COVID like way before it happened?

Yeah, he's a weird old weep. Yeah, because he touched the orb. He touched the orb. The Simpsons predicted the future, dude. They do it every time. Yeah. I got a pew, come on. Let's go build a neighborhood and live in it.

No, dude. I want to see if I'll, if I pee, if I have my helmet on and go down here and go pee if I live. Hey, yummy, I don't think we should go see that movie. Why? I'm really hungry. My stomach hurts. Oh, my.

I order food now. I ordered some food. It'll be fine. As long as we leave it before the moon. As long as we leave by 1120. I'm not leaving by 1120. You're not going then. I don't care, man.

Damn. It's the same thing we did when we went to go see Insidious 3. If there's only me and Larry, if it's only me and Larry, I'll go. If it's only me and Larry, I'll go. Larry told me right before 11th, he's like, yeah, Somebody told it was horrible, so I just didn't go. You believed him? He lied. I told him to say that for $20.

For me, buddy, you're not speaking for me. I said what I said and I said, and I stand by. If these guys are not cool enough to go see the movie because all they want to do is cry and eat their food because they're big fans. Give me, yummy, yummy, yummy. This is a you and I have to eat my food. That'd be great.

Yummy. You and I, we go. You and I. Hold on. I'm going to drink. Nick. We should ring Nick. No, I'm good.

No, that's not part of the plane. You guys can't watch Annabelle while we're gone. That's cheating. Yeah, I don't care. All right, we'll watch Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, that's way cooler. That is pretty cool. Those movies are so good.

You know what I just watched, like, two nights ago? Hunger Games. There's going to be another one. I know, it's going to be a prequel. It looks like it's garbage. Oh, okay. It looks garbage. It looks garbage.

It looks garbage. No. It's going to be different people. Are you kidding me? Dude, it's before, it's before all the main first Hunger Games started. I can just make them like younger or something. It looks dumb.

It looks dumb. I think movies are falling off slowly. They are. They are. Go back and watch a lot of Disney movies. There's so many awesome adult references that like we as kids could never understand. I'm not even serious. Like they made movies bearable for adults.

It was so awesome. Now I get them all. Have you ever seen the Easter egg in Toy Story where you can see Bo Peep give a hoodie head? What? No, but there was a hooker. because she had fishnet leggings on and she was a fishing pole. Yeah.

And then like, I can get someone else to tend the sheep tonight. I'm just a couple of blocks away. That's the literally what happened in Toy Story, dude. And then Jesse was like, Woody, I'm a cowgirl, I can ride you cowgirl style. No. That is what? What that? He was like, yehow!

Bullseye! And then Buzz was like, Buzz was like, Jesse, the aliens are telling me, I need to fuck you. Yeah, and then yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, Steve will fucking love that. Yeah, dude. We should get Steve on the podcast, and he can tell us a really good story.

Okay, I actually think he'll do anything. He has like perfect team stuff. He'll start advertising all of his products on our podcast. He would, dude. Yes, he would. And go buy the Steve-O book and the Steve-O's hot sauce that's hot for your butthole. Go buy the Steve-host scorpion. Put in your ass. We could just mute him every single time.

Dude. Every time we need all these ads? Yeah. And go buy Gamer subs. It's a different off. You should code Steve-O. Oh, there you go. It's like

Game or Subs flavor. I don't care. I don't give a rats ball, dude. I guess I should have answered the question. I don't even like boxing or W. W.W.E or Prime or anything. or anything. Prime.

Well, Prime. So here's what I think it's happening. I think that they're doing a publicity stunt, Logan and Jake with the fucking prime advertising thing, the scandal on the podcast where they're getting pissed to each other, they're totally going to box each other. That's all, that's all hype.

Wait, will I get sued if I slander a company? I don't think they're going to box each other. Two totally different weight classes, aren't they? They're going to box each other. Mm-mm. Dude. It doesn't even matter. They literally, Floyd Mayweather fought Logan Paul.

They're like 100 pounds difference. Yeah. That's like milking, like, I don't know. He was trying to eat butter and milk. I don't know. Oh, I need a glass of milk right now, I think. Didn't we have a conversation about, like, Jake Paul and how he just planned on being a marketer that's all his goal ever was?

That's what I said. Yeah, he's a genius marketer, yeah. He is a genius marketer. He became the supervillain. I'm the Joker, baby. Prime tastes like pain thinner. I'll say it right now. Prime is not great, man.

Yeah. You know what is great gamers subs. Gamer subs is way better than Prime. I'll say that right now. There you go. Dub. Can you stop? What are you doing? I'm trying to think about what I even ate

what I even ate today. I haven't eaten anything today. I woke up and I worked out and I deadlifted it. I feel good. What? Was it making like a terribly loud noise? Sorry guys. Ow! Probably it is for the viewers, dude. Have some sympathy. See, our ADHD is acting up and this is why we shouldn't have played

Minecraft and instead should have taken a shower. Wait, this has been the perfect podcast. I think. This is way, this is my favorite. It's been only Isaac that's been running around when he said he was like,

we should fish. And now he's like, he has a problem right now. He does. Dude, what the fuck? There are two people in frame right now. Okay,

now three. Isaac always has a problem. Isaac has ADHD bad. Yami, you're on a lily pad. Get over here. I'm having fun, man. Yeah.

I got you. I'm having fun. Thank you. Anyway. I'm having fun, guys. I'm enjoying myself. I think this was actually one of the more tamed.

podcast, believe it or not. I think it's been funny, it's been wholesome. I need to build a house. We've had our ooze and we had our ooze and our haws and our awes. We had ooze, awes, and awes. Leave a comment on who your favorite president is and let's start a political argument down below, guys. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Find some lose 40 and argue with them.

Say no. What's your favorite presidential death? Who can butt chug the most red die 40 in a minute? Me, me, I can do it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Who do you think the oldest, like, group chat podcast viewer is? Oh, I bet he's 36.

Oh, I hope he's so old that he can't type. Yeah, somebody's like, he's in an iron lung. He's like, beep. No, not someone who is put on, not someone who's put on by their son or daughter. Just someone who happened. Just like, yeah, nice. Leave a comment. Leave a comment.

Really? Yeah, leave a comment if you're the oldest group member. I mean, don't lie. You can't lie. They're going to lie. Okay. Do not lie. I'm 82.

And I love the group chess. If you make a joke like that, I'll literally reply to you and laugh. Like, we need like birth certificate type proof. Yeah. And your social security number and your thumbprint. Everybody DM Yomi. Your thumbprint. The first thumbprint.

Everybody, I don't know. Do you think God made Adam and Steve or Adam in believe? Okay, let's all go. Just ignores you. Okay. Let's, uh, that's, uh, all right, where would you guys rather live? Would you guys rather live in the UK or...

No, no, hold on. I'm not even giving all the options. Well, I'm already saying that. You can say hell. You can say hell and I say hell. Yeah, exactly. You see the worst thing in the world. The UK, Afghanistan or...

Afghanistan. Why? Because I saw a video one time this guy was like, what's your order from the chippy? Make sure you comment your favorite chippy order. I'm bob pink. I like poutine or my chippy order. You want to go to nine dollars to get some fish and chips from.

Tell me whether their beaches look at the worst. Show some respect. Shut up. Why are their beaches like a handful of rocks? All right. Oh, that's your book. Ireland. Power eight.

Ireland. Ireland. Turkey. Island boys. Or, um... For filming. Or, I don't know. Egypt.

I don't know. Yep. Everyone back. I want to live in Egypt. Turkey. Turkey. Turkey is pretty awesome, I think. Turkey's dope.

Turkey's like a food. Why would you name yourself after food? How hungry are you turkey? Dude. What a Turk, oh Turkish. Turkish. Um, uh-huh. Oh, I'm hungry. I need some food right now. Oh, it's because of the turkey comment about the country.

Oh, yeah. That actually just made me really hungry. I've left my sub at my friend's house. Give me that book. Give me that book. That is like the worst problem in the world, leaving your sub at your friend's house. What was the sub? Submaries. It was an Italian sub.

Oh, even worse. Oh, snap with the shredded lettuce and everything. Yep. Oh, I really want one of those. That sounds so good. If one of, if his mom, like, eats it or something, I'm going to be, like, really upset. I don't think. Are you going to threaten their family?

Yeah. Okay. Are you going to be mad at them? Yeah. You can be, like, are you going to confront them and cause a scene? Like, the news will have to step in? I will. Where is it from?

Oh, God. Well, not like, where is it from, like, just like a deli. I don't know. I think it might be Jersey Mike, maybe. Dude, Jersey Mike slacks. It's not a total law. Wait, Jersey Mike sucks. What? I'll say it right now.

Jersey Mike's is good. I thought it was pretty good. I don't trust Tanner's opinion on any sandwich place because his favorite is Subway. No, it's not. I never said. I have never said Subway is my favorite. I could go for Subway sandwich right now. Yeah, but just because it's like the only thing.

What are you guys talking about? Wetmeet.com, dude. What do you mean? Literally sign up right now. Subway already did. They own the website. Really? What shows?

Dude, you've never had a good sandwich. You've never had a good one. The wet meat. The meat is all wet. Every meat's wet. It's fucking like slimy. It's supposed to be wet.

Subways is especially wet and everybody on the planet besides you guys is going to agree with me because they're not dumb. Dude, what are you even talking about? If you go to like the deli and you order meat, it's going to be wet. What are you going to do? Oh, dude.

This store is wet meat. I hate wet meat. Are you sure? Roast beef is wet. Yeah, this wet. Turkeys drips? Ham is wet as hell. It's called Spin.

Mead. And they actually made a website we can order it now. Go to meetspin.com. Guys, guys. Don't do that chat. Some of our viewers are like brand new to the internet. They're gonna do it. You're like, oh, what's that?

Oh, my God. There's a new subway sandwich called OG mudbone, guys. It's limited edition. If you go to OG Mudbone Come Shot. There's a new subway sandwich called Jurassic Dick by Hot Kitchen. kitchen. Look that up. Jurassic.

Have you seen Jurassic Dick? Don't even look it up. I promise you. Please don't. It's like an 800 pound dick, I promise. Eat 100 pounds of meat. Don't look it up. Is it scary?

I don't know. I think it's, they take it down, but I looked that up. I was like, holy smokes. Alibaba. Ali, I shop at Alibaba. Ali Express. I shop at Alibaba. All right.

I drink another Gatorade. What is my favorite sandwich? You drink. Paterade. I'd rather eat PB&J than subway. I will say that. Ew, what? Kibb and J is a good sandwich.

Crunchy peanut butter with jelly sandwich, what the hell? You know what I'm talking about. Wow, you just made my mouth water. Yeah, that was a real thing you just said. Type 1 in the chat, crunchy peanut butter, jelly sandwich. Hey, might as well.

Hey, hey, fish hog. Hey, fish hog. Hey, fish hog. Hey, fish hog. Hey. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Burn him alive. I've been, I'm almost,

how many seasons of South Park right there? Like 27. Like 20 something. Really? Yeah, I'm on season 6 right now. Really? Dude, I had never watched it like younger because it didn't make sense to me. I was way too young.

And not even South Park. I'm talking about a different show. Sorry, that's a horrible transition. But me and Tanner watched in the living room and, King of the Hill, dude. King of the Hill. It's such a chill late night show. It's funny.

It has its moments. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's the most, like, calming show of all time. Mm-hmm. I remember. I remember like Bobby I remember like Bobby was like Dad if you were a girl That means you and mom would be lesbians

And then the mom was like Oh my God, that's right That was awesome Dude As a kid If that show came on I knew it was time for bed Like it

That's what happened I was got robot chicken If that show I felt like a sleep on a dog I was like on I would be going to know I never understood I never understood the propane

I never understood like as a kid growing up I just never understood Robot chicken was actually a show that I loved. I'm not gonna lie. I thought I'd go to hell if I watched Robot Chicken. You will go to hell if you watch Robot chicken. You remember that Domo show?

Oh, Domo? What about Mr. Meaty? Domo Eric got to. Ew. Mr. Meaty. I didn't like Mr. Meaty. I didn't like Mr. Meaty or no. Yeah, you can do that.

I thought I told you. I don't know. I can't remember. I didn't think you. I ran away from home when I was a kid and I ate ham covered in ketchup, and then I watched Mr. Meady. That sounds like the worst life. It was the worst day of my entire life.

Why did you run away from home? Dude, I don't know. Like, I had balls on me or something. I was a crazy five-year-old, big nuts. I, like, ran away from home. Big nuts. I didn't even pack anything. I walked, like, almost a mile to a house

that we were going to move into, like, on the base, the military base. I just, like, broke in and throw on Mr. Meaty and ate ham covered in ketchup. You need to be, like, crucified. Yeah. What did you do that? We all had a friend on Xbox.

I had a Mr. Meedy profile pick back in the day. I don't even know. Mr. Media. I didn't have an Xbox because my parents wouldn't pay for a life because they were fucking stupid. Dude, it wasn't your mom like a beautiful soul? Yeah, she is. I was kidding. Okay, mom. Oh. Does she watch her podcast? Is that real?

No, thank God. My mom. My mom does. Hi mom. My mom. Really? I'm not even kidding you. My mom watches every single podcast. Every one. Wait, your mom's watching. Oh, my God. Zoom is a horrible person.

Wait, zoom on me. I love Mrs. Soft, Willie, dude. She's, wait. She's so sorry. I say here serious. It's all a joke. I'm sorry. Wait, hold on.

Zoom in. All right, Soft Willie's mom, get a load of this. Dude. I just took my... Ooh. Yeah, smack in. That's cool. What a problem. Dude, we got to wrap it up after that one.

You actually, you think I'm kidding, Tanner, but I'm not, I'm serious. I'm gonna get a text later when it goes live. Yeah, what did Tanner mean? What did Tanner mean when he said that? Where did Nick's legs go? Do you guys see that? I like mooned your mother on Minecraft. That's a new low. Do you guys see you?

No. I see them. They're there. I really don't. You guys want to wrap this episode up? We can wrap this very special episode. Come, let's all huddle together. All huddle together now.

Oh, yeah. All right. All right. And we're afraid. Okay, there you go. Mom. All right. Listen, gents, thank you for watching this very special episode of the group chat podcast.

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Thank you so much. Love you. Yep. Everybody say, will the SMP? No. Let's see. One, three, ready.

One, two, no, no. Three, really, yes. Let's say, wait, wait, wait, before we end, before we end. If you're watching this at the time that we're playing this with Mike Cressor, we will be streaming more of this, and there's going to be more to come. Yeah, we have big. Big. Wait, let us know what you guys think about the Minecraft podcast, if we should bring it back or if we shouldn't.

Like every once in a while if you want to do it. Also, also, if you guys would like to see us in other games, you know, previously we were considering Raft, but that, you know, did not happen, but I think that'll be a nice little chills game. Because you guys all played that game. Oh my God, help me. Well, what a... Oh, that's a perfect way to cut off.

I actually got cake. I got cake. I got cake. All of us did. All right. Thanks for watching, everyone. Goodbye. Bye guys.

Love you. Bye.