The Group Chat - #68 - OUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED...
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Well, well, well, well, ladies and gentlemen, this is episode 73.
We are here gathered here today in the honor of a death, of death, a death, a dead man named grunk.
Two people, two people, yeah, grunk died.
He blew up.
My light just went out.
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Did you see it?
It's already showing.
We're going to cut to the, we're going to cut to the chase.
The house is haunted and it's all the time.
They cross in the background.
It's all tenets fault.
That was weird.
I don't want to be in my roommate.
Okay.
So here's fault because he was doing the prayer.
I didn't do the prayer yet.
You did half of it.
I heard you do half of it.
Okay.
I did.
I did do half of it,
but I made sure Isaac-
Okay.
Okay.
Did you do that?
Hold on.
What is your problem?
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Welcome to the brand new episode of the group chat.
Welcome to the movie geek squad.
Welcome to the movie squad.
Actually, yeah, this is, this is us.
We are the movie squad.
We have a movie school.
Were you being serious when you said that?
Because I will beat you to death.
I will hurt you.
I will choke you out.
Yep, he did half of it, man.
It wasn't even half of it.
It was like a quarter.
Why did you do that?
Because we had coercion.
in her house.
It had cool.
I don't think no.
You're messing with like stuff that you can't.
It's bad, dude.
It's bad.
No, it's not, brough.
It's fine.
This is like a movie.
I want movie producers out there.
Witness here now.
Take an example.
This is like an example.
This is like a free movie.
You can use all these podcast episodes as the plot of the, this is like the, nothing has
happened in the podcast episodes though.
No, the problem.
That's the thing.
That's the thing.
Tanner.
Now.
Let's just say this.
Let me just say this.
Tanner's been doing this, but there's been no camera on him.
It's not been for content at this point.
I do shit if it was like on video, if it was for content.
Like all these ghosts happenings in the house,
like the light thing we're talking about in the kitchen and all that shit,
happened off camera.
Yeah, we have no proof of that.
Say what happened.
Wait, Terry, do you, oh yeah, wait.
We talked about it, right?
Yeah, I think.
No, yeah, we haven't talked about it.
This is the first time.
This happened this week.
Wow, that's crazy.
No, it wasn't last week, guys.
It happened.
It was literally two days ago.
He's being possessed by the aggression.
Okay, listen, listen, this is what happens.
What happened?
So one night, I can't remember when, but one night, I went downstairs.
Okay, Tanner was in the living room already.
He was watching SpongeBob, I believe.
Yeah, I was watching SpongeBob.
You know, get a snack, you know, sit down on the couch, eat with him, watch SpongeBob.
So I go to the kitchen.
I don't want to turn on the big light because it's going to glare off the TV.
So I turn on the little like stove light, right?
It's a small little yellow light and you press like a little metallic button, you know, boom, easy.
All right, I grab my snacks.
I'm good.
I sit down on the couch.
and we're watching, we're eating
and I see from the glare
of the TV
the light go off
and I hear
just like that.
And I was like,
it took a while for me to process
what I heard
and what I saw in the reflection.
I was just like,
I was like,
I was a tell.
I had to tell you several times
like, did you hear that?
And then you're like,
oh, I did hear that.
Yeah,
it took a while to process.
I was like, I did.
And then I was like, Isaac.
I literally called out for Isaac
because I thought he did that shit.
And then yeah, yeah.
And then these two fools
came out and they were like, no, there ain't don't go.
No.
It was probably watching the corner of the fucking room like, oh, yeah, yeah.
It really happened.
It was like the scariest thing that, because that light never does that.
It could be on for like four days straight.
Yeah, it was the cool.
Like my, what I think happened is that I think I didn't press the button all the way.
And I know, I know, I know we tried it.
But I really do feel like I didn't press the button all the way in.
But we tried it.
It was slowly, it was just, it was just at some point it was going to right back.
back out and turn off the light, I think.
It wasn't that, though.
I don't think that happened because we tested it out.
I pressed it in.
I tried to like barely and it would like, it would lock out or lock in.
There's like no in between.
It's weird.
Hard to say.
It's scary.
It was just the coincidence of it all because we, again, we've been watching a lot of horror
movies recently, like way too far.
I've been doing a lot of prayers and like summoning the dead.
Yeah.
Oh, it's not.
I don't know why.
Tanner, you do not understand how much of a bad idea that is.
I have heard.
seen, it is bad. I've heard
stories about it. I've seen
not firsthand.
Actually, firsthand, yeah.
It's bad, dude.
Are you Ed Warren?
Yeah, man, I'm Ed Warren.
What?
Is that your beautiful wife, Lorraine right there?
Yummy, are you Lorraine?
Lorraine, come on out.
Hi!
That's Lorraine.
Oh, my God, I'm in love.
I don't know.
There's like, there's no...
Hi!
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
Believe what?
I don't believe it until I see it, but right now, that stove light is like, hmm.
That's the only thing that's happened.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it when I see it.
That's what I'm trying to summon the dead these days, okay?
I don't believe that a ghost did anything to the light.
I don't think there's any presence in this house.
I don't think anything.
If there's somebody here, make my light flicker.
I'm not doing it.
If there's nobody here, then don't do nothing to my TV.
Oh my God, no way.
Don't you, don't that, that TV better not turn that alone.
Oh, no.
Wait, there's a face in the TV.
Look.
You're delusional.
You're the illusion.
Sorry, all right.
It looks like a fuck ward.
I don't know.
Don't you think there would be proof?
You don't you think there would just be like hard evidence proof?
Like on camera.
There's cameras everywhere.
Everybody has a phone.
You can't get away with anything.
There's cameras everywhere, but I mean, we're not always recording.
Yeah.
It happens.
You're almost always.
Think about all of the people.
Is your first reaction when like encountering something like that to record it?
because mine would not be.
It wasn't.
A lot of people.
Me and Tanner had saw that like shit happen
and then we didn't take it out of her phones.
We were just like testing it out.
We were like, okay.
We were like, that was gross.
And then what happened if something bigger than that happened?
You would not like, no one.
I'd kill myself.
I would kill myself.
There's billions.
Billions of people with phones.
Right.
You'd think something would be recorded
where everybody's like, holy shit.
Like, this is real.
There are.
Welcome back to Nukes top five.
Welcome back to Nukes.
Yeah.
Did you see it?
Yeah, dude, he does go through every single ghost video.
There are, dude.
I was going to say, think about, like, how many people, like, have recordings on their phones, but has never, like, they've never posted it.
They've only shared it with their family.
Or what about this?
What about, think about all the ones that have been recorded that we've seen, but, like, we're not convinced even after we see proof.
Like, what, you have to see it with your own two eyeballs in person.
We have to experience it as well, we have to, like, do.
Yeah.
Which, I guess.
Now, we're talking about a really small percentage of everything.
though. I don't know. It is a very tiny
very tiny percentage.
Because how many people fuck with ghosts?
I mean, like, think about it.
Okay.
And you're weird.
I can't wait for you.
You don't believe it. Why is you so weird? What's the problem?
Because even if it is or isn't
real, it's just weird to even try to delve
into that to be involved in it.
So listen, if you're that, if you're that into,
it will sacrifice you on a pinnagram. It's a science
experiment. I'm a hunter
of knowledge and I need to know the truth.
It does come down to like, like, you know,
know, we have like some sort of hole and they're like, we need a sacrifice from one of you guys.
Would you sacrifice me?
Yeah.
I would sacrifice to you.
Me reaping.
Listen, I'll decorate you.
No.
Yeah, but the thing is, you know what?
I will literally haunt you guys.
Like, that's the bottom line.
Nobody scared you, dude.
If you were a ghost.
If you were sleeping, I'd be like.
What am I going to hear a little like that anyway?
You already do that.
Yeah, you're already being haunted by you.
I hear those slaps every fucking day.
I'm going to see you guys with like chicken.
I'm going to be like, ooh, start eating it.
I'm not going to like do the thing where you like fake take it.
You're just actually going to take it this time.
Because what can we do?
You're going to like try and sit in the beanbag, but I'm already going to be there.
I'm like, whoa.
I'm going to fight you with the food.
You're going to take my food.
I'm going to pull a bag and like fight you with it.
Dude, you have been a beanbag fiend lately.
I slept in my bed last night.
Dude, you set up bed.
You set up your bed there for a week.
You slept there every day.
It's kind of really hard to sleep when there's zero airflow in your room and it's hot as
fuck all the time.
It hasn't been that bad for me recently.
I'll be honest.
Last night was the only night that felt cool for me
so I could sleep in my own bed.
I felt like I found my mom's house
for the first time.
I believe Larry's cold-blooded
because he can adjust to really hot temperatures.
Yeah, Larry doesn't count.
He falls asleep and he's sweating.
He literally sweats and asleep.
I mean, I don't like it though, but yeah,
I know.
I'm just like whatever.
If it passes the day,
if I know that I'm getting closer to Christmas
or I'm getting closer to cold temperature,
then I'll sleep.
I also think it's,
Extremely, extremely weird that it is so hot
all the time.
There's no ups and downs.
Like, we're in front of we had, we had peaks.
Well, thank God.
If it was freezing cold in the summer, dude,
then we do have a ghost.
What the hell are you?
What I'm talking about it.
There's a ghost that gets like freezing cold.
No, I'm talking about it.
It'll be easier to see because you'd be freezing.
Okay.
We got to talk about how there was that one day
where the laundry room smelled like a million times worse.
Oh, yeah.
That was the first sign of infestation.
And then they said that like with hauntings or dead people or whatever, like stinks.
Like it smells bad.
It stinks like acid poopy.
Okay, dude, the laundry room smelled so bad.
And I went in there and I looked on the sink and there was like a pendant cross from somebody's necklace that was taken off the left in there.
Yeah.
And Larry saw it at the same time.
We like scaddled out of there.
That's actually scary.
The conjuring like stages, like the demonic stages are like infestation, um, oppression.
Oppression.
Oppression.
Oppression.
Oppression.
Obsession.
Obsession. Obsession. It's obsession.
It is.
Why didn't say oppression right here?
Oppression?
Maybe you're wrong. Maybe you're wrong.
Oppression.
I hope there's not.
I hope the ghosts aren't being oppressed.
Look, this is from the official.
This is from the official conjuring account.
Twitter account.
This says infestation, oppression, and then possession.
And he not read?
I think that is real, I guess.
Isaac.
We were fools to believe that.
Why are we so gosh darn?
How are you so quick?
Yeah.
Maybe they just changed it a couple times because they were bored.
But look, it's on the board as well.
he's pointing at it.
Oh my God.
It's going to be
pointing directly at oppression.
I don't think there's any way
around this one.
Infestation, depression,
obsession.
Everything points to oppression.
Everything is pointing to it.
There's like errors.
Isn't that weird?
Didn't our minds just change?
My mind is weird.
A little bit, though.
Not a whole bunch.
Also, I would like to
call out.
Whoa, whoa.
Okay, wait.
We're not just going to glance
over what Yomi was bringing up, though.
What?
I just want to make a quick dis
towards whoever the fuck directed
La Yarona.
La Yarona.
Oh, yeah. And as above,
so below, because you guys
suck. Worst movies of all time.
Okay, yeah, let me start with like, La Jona, because
that shit was so ass, dude.
That, like, I think, we had to turn it
off. Dude. No,
yeah, we didn't finish it. We talked about this last podcast,
but we're still hung up on it. I remember
saying it was out loud. About
that movie. Yeah. We did not.
I swear to God we did, yeah.
Was I not there last week or something?
No, I don't think we talked about.
We did not talk about Lali or.
Are you crazy, Isaac?
Are you actually getting oppressed right now by a demon?
Do you know?
The horror movie thing has been going on for like almost like two weeks now.
No one has not.
Dude, you guys have lost track of time and your mind.
I think you lost track of time.
This is oppression.
It's hard to be in oppression.
Listen, somebody, okay, we're probably not going to do it.
So somebody has to do this.
But someone has to like collect when we started talking about horror movies.
that we can refresh our own selves and be like, oh,
it's been that long.
Lights turn off.
Lights.
If there is a presence in my room, a demonic presence.
Turn my light off.
Oh, if my lights went off, I'd cry.
I think I'd call my mom.
I actually do not fuck with any of that.
I'm going to hurt you.
I'm going to put a shock car on you every single time.
All right.
Look, look, this is why I'm wearing this.
Larry's light turned off.
but I don't know if he's trolling or not.
That holds no value.
I think it might have hurt Tanner.
Guys.
Wait, what?
You didn't turn it off?
I didn't turn it off.
What did turn off?
What in my, uh...
You're kidding.
Backlights.
You're lying.
Are they voice activated?
What?
Guys?
I guess Kelsey's called the truth.
I don't know what's going on.
I think Larry's dead.
This is it.
This is literally a scary movie.
He's like, hey.
This is how they make those scary movies that have to do with like screaming in Discord.
Oh, yeah.
Could you imagine?
That's the next topic I want to talk about is how shit those movies are.
How ass those movies are.
Oh, like the found footage?
The found footage.
It's like a live streamer who gets, he's like in a horror movie.
Oh, those are kind of funny.
Also, if you're a director when you do that, shut up forever.
Don't ever make another movie.
You make a movie, man.
Dude, I know you want to.
If I asked you to, you would.
Yeah, I would want to.
Man, you make a movie.
Oh, I'll do it too.
Well, you're the one of talking shit.
I'm not talking no shit.
I'm talking shit.
Okay, tell me that that...
I'm turning my light back on, by the way.
Wait.
It was...
That's weird.
You're weird.
You're weird, dude.
You're weird, dude.
Well, it was when Tanner said it so...
I think it was...
Is it voice activated?
My Alexa, yeah.
Did I say...
Did I say something loud?
You said if there is a demonic presence...
You did do that
Maybe Alexa is like
But he said my light, not that light, so it makes no sense
All right, Tanner
Are you guys scared now?
I can mute it, I'll mute it.
Are you guys terrified?
Mm-mm.
All right.
Welcome to the haunted, the first ever haunted podcast.
We're so early on this, by the way,
because we should have been doing this in Halloween.
Yeah, it's like August.
We're going to be.
be gradually leading in, you know?
This is very gradual.
You got to infest somewhere, right?
Yeah, this is just started off.
The worst news of 2023,
the same director of La Girona
is also directing the next
Nunn movie, and it's going to be, like, ruined.
That is.
He was so bad.
Also, I want to point out the reason
that it was bad was because they used
a really cliche tactic
called comedic relief.
And they, who do they put in?
Comedic belief!
That was the priest.
Tuko Salamanca.
I'm not, what?
Tucco?
Tucco.
Okay.
I'm not even kidding you.
I'm going to spoil the whole movie because I just don't want you guys to watch it.
The curse of, yeah, yeah, la la la.
Oh, you got it so amazing.
There you go.
There you go.
Thank you.
I've actually never seen it, but I'm taking your word for it.
Please do, because I'm not even kidding you.
There's like this, like the scary girl and the,
The last scene, they were in the attic.
And, like, Tuko got shot for some reason in a horror movie, which is unheard of.
And then the girl was, like, protecting her daughter.
And, like, Tuko, like, kicked across the cross, across the floor.
She grabbed it and stabbed, like, the old lady, like, in the heart.
And then she, like, er, pshh, like, into dust.
And then he just goes, ta-da.
Well, you forgot.
No, no, well, made it worse.
Also, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, we do it.
Attention moviegoers.
Okay, so the concept behind it was the priest that they used is like unconventional.
Yeah, he's not tied with the actual like church.
He's like he's like a, I don't know, he's like a fiver priest.
A fervor priest, right?
It's like a fiber priest, okay?
And they bought him for five bucks, whatever, right?
And when they started doing the ritual to like try to war off the ghost, the mom was like,
oh, I've seen this on this show.
Like it's fake.
look watch and then obviously he does
a thing and like an actual ghost is there
and so they keep using this
joke where like he's like
is that fake
is this fake right here and there's like a ghost
and he's like ta-da magic
like he just keeps doing this stupid
fucking magic bit
what about what about the scene
where they like he put like the seeds
of like the all knowing tree
across like the front door path
and the ghost was like
oh damn man I can't get in
and then they're like
they hear like a knock at the back door and they're like,
oh shit.
Like how do you,
they forgot to like spread the seats on the back door and they got in?
If you guys are at all interested in the movie,
I would not suggest watching the movie because it's the waste of time.
But I do suggest watching the Jeremy John's,
is this John's?
Journey John's review.
Watch the Journey John's review of the movie.
It's like four minutes.
It's a perfect synopsisness.
It's so funny.
But yeah,
there is a scene where they,
They had to cover every opening of the house, right?
So the ghosts come in with these like seeds.
Yeah, they got them out somehow.
It's like when they use salt to ward off ghost or like to make like a like a barrier.
And then they're like they have this like whole sequence that happens over like what like 10 minutes or some shit like.
Yeah, like prep.
They're like home alone the house.
Yes.
With ghost booby traps.
And they forgot the back door.
They're like do do do do.
They're like, do too, too.
They're like priest water, holy water.
right, whatever the fuck.
After that, they're like, all right, we're done.
The house is secured.
And then the fucking back door is like wide open.
Yeah.
And then, wait, wait.
And then the kicker, the kicker's like the little girl was like, oh, no, I just
threw my teddy bear over there on the porch.
And like she tried to get it and she got it and broke like a little path in the seeds.
And then she was like, uh-oh.
Like sucked out of the house, like a cartoon style.
Yeah, it was the movie's bad.
That's all you guys.
I think I just saw that entire movie just by that.
Yeah, we just pulled everything.
That was the writing was shit.
Aw, dude.
No, that's right.
I mean, I'm sorry, but no, man.
I think we should be in charge of like scary movies.
I'll be real.
I hate watching a movie and then you watch an entire scene
and then you see it swap to a new scene
and you're like, dude, the last half, like the last two minutes of that whole scene
had no substance whatsoever.
Like, there was no point.
There was just like them like running around.
around the house or something.
I feel like when you're made aware that you're watching a movie that like scenes are changing
and shit like that's when you know like the pacing or like there's something off that is not clicking
with you where you're not immersed.
You're just,
you like snap out of it.
Do you know what movie has the greatest pacing of all time and is genuinely incredible when we watched
it last night?
The night at the museum.
Night at the museum.
It's like constantly storytelling and stacking and stacking and really early on too.
It doesn't even like bullshit around to get into it.
Dude, I think every 10 minutes, I'd be like, this is the best movie of all time.
Yeah, it was like each scene.
What you did.
It was like, the CGI in 2006 is like incredible.
Like, I literally thought that was a real dinosaur when I was a kid.
I was like, holy fucking shit.
I was like, damn, how did they find this real life fossil dinosaur?
That's incredible.
I literally watched that movie every night before bed when I was younger.
Like, I would watch that and Monster House.
Those were my sleeping movies.
Monster House was so fucking good.
Monster House was beasts.
It might be like top 10 family movies of all.
time ever. I think we should watch two in like
40 minutes
night of the museum too.
In like 40 minutes. In like 40 minutes.
It's exactly one hour from right now.
When the podcast
ends.
I mean, I mean, at some point
though, there is going to come a crash
where we're not going to be watching movies a lot and then we're
probably going to get back to TV shows.
We have to go back to TV shows.
We have to watch Hunter X. Hone.
Please.
Because those are like,
Those, there's like a chance to leave like every 20.
There's like a window.
Yeah, you can say, okay, that was enough.
But with movies, it's like.
It's like dedicate.
Yeah, it's like two hours of your day that you have to do.
You have to spend.
And then there's a chance to keep going.
Which is even worse.
Like, I don't know, dude.
I kind of broke that because like I was I was literally scrolling through YouTube and
I just saw that like Travis Scott posted a whole fucking movie,
which is like, how long?
It's like, I know it's over an hour.
Hour and a half.
Yeah.
And I was like, you know what?
I'll watch it.
And I did.
And honestly, it was like really, it was like, oh my God, oh, my God.
And then halfway, it was like, all right.
I don't know what's going on anymore.
I thought it was just music videos.
It is music videos.
But then there's a part where there's just like he does the whole,
I think most of the track list, not the whole track list,
but most of the track list in a Coliseum with like all the features.
And that's really weird.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Weird.
There are a lot of references.
to the astro world incident on that album?
Or no.
Were there references?
He talked to me.
He talked a tiny bit about it.
I know, like, my eyes, he talked about it.
Yeah.
It seemed like one of the music videos.
I don't know if it was, like,
symbolism or if I was, like, reaching.
I think it might have been sirens.
But it was like, he was at the bottom
and he basically, like, lifted a girl up
and she, like, came out of a hole,
which was, like, dirt in the earth.
Yeah.
And I was wondering if that had to do.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe you just be talking about,
maybe it could just be, like, a metaphor
for like raising the children up, you know, trying to, is there going to be the future?
It could mean a lot of things.
It could be.
Yep.
Yeah, Dana, you know, baby, you know.
Dude, okay, so Travis Scott with the McDonald's meal, right?
And then I went to Cain's and Post Malone has like collector's cups and all kinds of stuff.
I wonder how much they get paid to do things like that.
Post Malone?
Hundreds of millions.
I'd say tens because it's just a cup.
Like, just like probably like a thousand bucks, I think.
Yeah.
Do you remember yesterday?
Do you remember yesterday?
As above so below.
What do we bid on like the tablet of like?
No, no, it was as above so below.
Yeah, as above so below.
Healing rock.
It was like the rock that can heal anything.
Yeah.
The rock that heals absolutely anything.
Yeah.
I was like, I was like, all right.
Tim, how much you think you'd pay for that?
Like, how much you think that'd go for like auction?
I was like, probably like $10,000.
The rock that could heal all wounds if they're still alive, 10K.
And then Yomi was like, 1250.
And I was like, yeah, yeah, wait, 1,200.
But I was like, yeah, yeah, wait.
I said it so it sounded like a bigger number than it actually was.
You're like 1250.
You said 12,500, but he said 1250.
I was like, $1,500.
for the healing stone that does everything.
Yeah, everything perfectly does every
live.
It was really, it was a funny moment
back then.
Back then, a long time ago.
See, I like watching movies for those reasons.
I like watching movies for those reasons because we always
bring up a scene that happened.
It's impossible not to make jokes of movies.
It's awesome.
No, I mean, it honestly started, like, when we started
watching them, we were talking about a lot of the,
like, because we started with scary movie, I feel like.
I think there was a scary movie.
We had a little run of watching Scary Movie, right?
We were watching the Scary Movie series, and they're dumb.
I mean, Scary Movie 3 was like...
Oh, the funniest one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
It was the funniest movie ever made.
Insane.
And so when we started watching actual horror movies, we were like...
And I think it's really good at this.
Who just started thinking of...
Who just started recreating the scenes for like a scary movie audience where like you make
jokes, you make the bits like...
It'd be so free, dude.
I mean, that's literally what they did with Scary movie.
You could tell because they rip.
other movies. You just watch a movie
and it's like you just think of the most ridiculous
thing that could ever have. Like they set up the scene
for you and you just rip it and then make it funny.
The pattern that we see a lot
is just repetition. Yeah, yeah. Repetition
is the funniest thing you could do in
scary movies. I think
in like anything, it's just so good.
That's what we were
watching and I was showing them
Jordan Peel. He actually, there was
an interview where he was talking about the only difference
between horror movies and comedy is
the music that they use in it.
I think it's like an interesting take.
Yeah, could you imagine if like springing my step by Kevin McLeod started playing over like possession of Ed and Lorraine?
Yeah, like a big demon.
They're like going downstairs.
Yeah, during like the me when I'll get my Dr. Pepper,
when she flips upside down in the chair.
Kevin McLeod.
Me when I don't get my root beer, my diet root beer.
Dude, I had a scary movie bit today.
before the podcast when I
woke up and I started taking a piss
like in the bathroom and I swear to God
I like had to check my watch like three times
like it just never ended I just kept peeing
and I feel like I was stuck in hell
like it and didn't stop.
Like the pee was like up to your knees.
Today?
Dude, it was like a
I just kept peeing.
It felt like I was peeing for two minutes.
I couldn't even believe it.
No, I had something really really terrifying
happening to me at the gym today.
And I was like,
dude, I was like taking a shit right?
And like I swear,
word of God, I was there for like an hour.
And I was like scrolling my phone.
I was like, all right, I'm done.
And I went to look up and there was like nothing in the water.
Like, like, there was nothing.
What the hell?
There was literally nothing.
Did you like, you feel like like your bottle like and then.
Yeah, I did.
I literally thought I like, I finished.
Like I look, I went up and I like, I'm like, where the fuck did it go?
It's like under the seat hiding?
He's like, it's like, it's like, it's under the lid like.
But then I was like, I literally looked down, I was like,
the guy in the next door.
Looking for this?
You can't be the perfect piece of third.
Here you go.
Oh, there it is.
I mentioned seeing like 18 hands underneath the stall, just like,
here you go.
Like demon hands.
That'd be great.
I'd be fine because they're returning something of mine.
Like, that's true.
They're being polite about it.
This is actually like the movie podcast.
Because I just thought, I was thinking,
like things to talk about and I just thought
in another one but it has to do with movies again.
Not scary movies, just movies in general.
Maybe we saw talk to me.
Yeah. Oh, that movie.
Yeah. That was great.
Dude.
Go ahead. Go ahead. I liked it.
It's your co-worker, by the way.
Yes, I liked it.
It's a co-worker. Go ahead.
Co-worker.
Code group, by the way.
Camer sub. Yeah, okay.
I thought it was getting weird.
I'm going to say it right now.
Talk to me.
The first few sentences.
I heard like the kids say.
It was like, why are you being so cringe?
No, shut up, try hard.
What are you doing?
That's literally the first sentence in the beginning of the movie.
I'm not going to lie.
One of the craziest, like, like, I got snapped out of the movie.
It was when I saw K.
He sigh.
Yeah, like, wait, wait, wait, what am I looking at?
I was like, I was like, I looked at later.
I was like, I looked at later.
Dude, look at it.
Look at it.
I heard so many, like.
Like, yeah.
It's like I was like living my life.
Like I do.
I do not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
That movie, the most memorable thing that came out of that movie, to me at least, was the scene.
And I don't even want to spoil it, but it's so good.
It's that fucked up scene where they tap in and they get a glance like a little glimpse of what was happening on the other side.
That was a wild, wild scene.
And I actually had to like watch it on my phone again.
just remember what it was like
I was like, holy shit.
Can you give like a little bit more context?
I know what he's talking about.
Yeah.
Oh, the kid.
Oh.
The kid one.
Yeah.
Yeah, when the kid,
I remember when that scene happened,
I was like,
Jesus.
Yeah,
I was like,
holy shit.
I'm not going to lie.
They had like,
like really,
really good.
There was in scenes.
I'll tell you right now,
the buildups for the actual like action
that happened in the movie is so good.
Yeah,
the whole concept was really good.
The buildup to it.
But the execution.
Cution as well.
Yeah, there were some lines that I was like, I can agree.
We're like, hmm.
I guess I like soured my taste for the whole movie.
It was the very beginning.
It's so funny to hear it.
What's up? Try hard.
Show some guys to that video.
What's up try hard?
No cap.
You're cringe.
No cap your cringe.
Watch his KSI video.
Or something stupid like that.
The mom's like.
Mom's like...
What's the lady?
You go home into moms on like TikTok Live?
Gang gang gang.
And it starts doing like the default dance from fucking...
Are you having a party?
Gang gang, love you baby, gang gang.
Ooh.
Drive safe.
Ice cream's so good.
Oh,
dude.
The movie like threw me out of a loop when that mom was actually like,
Are you having a party?
Are you having a party?
How many people are...
You guys are stupid.
It was not that long.
It was like 10 minutes.
She was like...
She was like, yeah.
You know, this girl told me that you guys were.
Just be safe.
And then it was like, what are you talking about?
She was like, oh, whatever.
Like, she tried gaslighting her own kids and, like, thinking that she was the boss.
And then she went up to like the one kid that was like, what, are you guys having a party?
How many people are showing up?
And he's like, I don't know.
And then the mom was just like, you're good.
Oh, you're good.
Oh, you're good.
You're real good.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, he's pretty good.
You're good.
It's like I pick out the smallest things like movies do
and I just make it like the biggest thing ever.
But it's so funny.
I'm very glad to see because I used to watch Rockeraca,
which is, by the way, I don't know if anyone knows that they made that movie.
They did.
I think they do.
They knew.
But when I found out, holy fuck.
Yeah, they made the old.
school like
Ronald McDonald's going crazy, beating up
everybody. And they actually played it in the theaters.
They played like clips of it.
Before the movie starts.
Yeah. Before the movie started.
Which is crazy because
does that mean that they like
build up their own ad slots
for their own YouTube channel? Like did they not
take? Because how does that work, right? I mean, they're playing
ads before movies and I'm guessing that's like a paid slot.
No, there's no ads. No. I don't think they paid
for it. No, those ads have showed before
those movies.
usually are
depending on the theater.
The theater will do.
The theater company.
It was because we went to that specific theater
that they did.
Okay, yeah, that theater, I found that.
Because I remember, yeah.
Directors get to choose
what to show beforehand
to get the audience in the theme of like,
this is kind of the gist.
Yeah, so they did like, go ahead.
They did like the thing where
they basically said the name of the theater
and you know, the rules and blah, blah, blah,
because we went to that specific theater.
Well, no, even before them,
remember they were showing
other like old old movies about like hand creatures that are like possessed and like things like that
it's just on the theme and they chose it out or they picked it out but i think it was really cool
that was a really dope though fucking theater um yeah it was like i gotta say though racca rocka rocka
rocka racca racca raca this guy's phenomenal with him i'm so glad that they did like really
really good part of the execution of the bullshit yeah no part of the reason why i think it was
like so good in my eyes was because these guys were, they were YouTubers.
You know, they weren't like, they went to Hollywood and basically high executives,
really high people that, you know, make the magic happen behind the scenes,
wanted to change some things that didn't line up with their narrative.
So they basically just said, you know, like flip off, dude, we're going to do this anyways.
And they didn't have all of that really powerful marketing behind it that Hollywood
would have given them if they just went with what they wanted.
So they went with their own thing.
I think YouTube.
I think content craters have a crazy pool.
I think concentration, it's a catapult.
A lot more, like I feel like companies that are like established are now like trying
to figure it out, trying to see what the hell like makes shit trend on Twitter or like just
make trends in general.
And I think they're trying to catch up.
Yeah, companies can't do that.
They're bad at it.
I mean, they're trying to.
You know, that's why you get like gimmick accounts on Twitter.
Yeah.
You get like KFC, Espanol posting all this like random.
Content is going to shift like crazy.
It is.
I really think, I really do think the only personalities that are going to stick super hard
are ones that can delve into like categories of entertainment that go beyond just YouTube
or like have their own legitimate business backing them of like products they can sell.
and everything because what's happening
and like what's going to continue to happen
and it's only going to get bigger and bigger and bigger.
The reason it's so like exacerbated
or if that's even a fucking word
is because like TikTok and like all of these algorithms
are ultra refined feeding people
the content that they want.
Like that's it and like nothing more.
So people care less about personalities
and they're caring more about like the content that they consume
and they want it streamlined like as easy as possible.
So you're going to see like a shit ton of automated YouTube channels
that are coming from like
script writers voice actors with these back
production companies that are making these videos
and I think the only personalities that are going to
stick are the ones that can compete with those. Because I genuinely
think that that's like a really big future
content creation. That's like
music. You know, you get the
plants, the industry plants.
We're going to get YouTube industry plants and
well, they're barely even caring about personalities.
They're legitimately like trying to build a brand
based off of like
AdSense only. But it works.
Like they make a shit ton of money.
is they'll literally like they'll study
YouTube niches and they'll study like
genres and they'll find like high
audience low competition and then they'll just like
flood it Wisconsin. I feel like talk show
hosts kind of know that way
even before like now
like I remember
I remember watching like
what was I think it was Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel clips of him like
fucking up kids. This is Halloween and like their Christmas and shit
which he's an asshole for that you know
and that I watch those videos back I'm like damn what do these kids do
these fucking assholes
It was like parents just fuck with their kids
But he was doing like
YouTube clips
It's so long ago now I think
I don't remember when he posted them
But they were on that shit for a good while
But yeah now everyone's getting
Getting a little taste of the YouTube magic
And
Your chat boys
We gotta do better man
We gotta get something fucking crazy
We gotta flip this house upside down
Yeah we're stupid I swear to God
We're fucking dumb stupid idiots
Dude you just
We are stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
Stupid dumb idiot assholes.
Stupid idiot, stupid ass.
Dumb idiot ass.
When you said something about talk show host and stuff,
you kind of like, it was like a light ball that just went off of my brain.
But basically, I would say that, you know,
you had shows way back into the America's Funniest Home Videos.
That would have definitely, they were really ahead of their time.
If you think about it really, really hard.
Because they used kind of like the same method that, like, things like TikTok.
do where like you're in charge of seeing the next video blah blah blah but they just kind of
play it off rip and they're entertaining videos that are funny that we all watch and we're like oh wow
you look at that blah blah blah blah but that was like in 2006 or seven 2012 like a decade
that was the first tic-tok that was literally the first tic-tok yeah it was just like mass forms of
entertaining media it's like watch this video watch this doggy look at this silly little turtle
That's true.
That's true.
That and like, who was like that?
Rob, what was his name?
Rob Deerdick.
Yeah.
Ridiclessness.
Ridicelessness.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Rob Deer Dick.
Rob Deer Dick.
Rob Deer Dick.
Rob Deer Dick.
Rob Deer Dick.
Didn't you know.
Fantasy factory was fucking awesome, dude.
Rob Deerdeck and big.
That was like, that was such a good show.
Crazy.
I'd always watch that after school and I was like, yes.
Watching that.
Yeah.
I don't have to stick on.
Thank God.
A bunch of roaches.
All those shows will get me in trouble a lot, especially ridiculousness.
Because it'll be like, look at this girl in a boat.
And it's just like, and then my mom would come in.
He's like, he's like, game.
And then he'll cut the arm and he'll get me.
And then he'll cut the heart.
Oh.
And then the girl's like, hey.
And then the colors is like, titties.
And the girl's like, yeah.
Play's in slow motion.
Tuddy!
Tuddy!
Tuddy!
Hey, run that back.
It's slow motion.
Troom.
I'm like, oh, yeah.
Guys, look.
Look right here.
Here in Los Angeles locally,
we got a fatal car accident.
But look at this.
Tuddy!
That was awesome.
That was awesome.
Yeah, nice.
A plane crash, but late.
Tuddy!
Yep.
Oh, damn.
Watch all the time we have today, I hope.
That was like a really good...
That was only eight minutes.
Holy shit.
Yeah, we've only been life for eight minutes, by the way.
I don't even know what I do.
I'm something bad.
That was only...
Ooh.
What's up?
No, I do want to say that.
I think a lot of our time has been
mostly spent on, like, watching movies.
I feel like shit.
I feel so horrible.
I feel like the biggest, like, sack of lard, because not only did we introduce Minecraft
one of the most addicting, like, multiple-hour session games, but we also then introduce
watching, like, chain-watching movies.
We're just, like, we're just consuming media.
We are just literally consuming.
We're in, like, the hot seat of consuming shit.
When we don't consume media, we, like, rot our brains with, like, Minecraft.
And then we go back to doing that again.
Yeah, but then I work out and I just chase more dopamine with movies and then I continue the cycle, the hedonic treadmill.
Ooh, that's a big word, man.
Thanks, everybody.
Thank you.
I'll be here all week.
Oh, God damn it.
This guy's here longer than a day.
Whatever.
Shit.
Oh, fuck on this.
Oh, my God, there's something behind you, Larry.
Introducing the worst horror sound effect ever.
Guys, I want to be a horror film director, okay?
Watch.
It's not even like directing.
That's just like sound.
Yeah, but look, there's so many behind you.
You just got an email from Hollywood.
They want you now.
I'm on my way, sir.
Sorry, that was Warner Brothers.
Would you drop everything to go, like, direct a movie?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think Tanner would drop anything to go do anything besides the group because he said he hates me.
Oh, my God.
He was like, dude, you know what?
I hate you.
I would join the misfits.
It was when we were watching Night of the Museum.
He was like, would you really leave for them?
I was like, yeah.
Yeah.
Would you drop everything and leave us?
I was like, yeah.
Yeah, I'll leave anything for them.
I'll do anything for anything, dude.
Shut up.
You're dumb.
No, I'm kidding.
I'd never leave at all.
I think Jesus.
Really?
Because I love you guys so much.
I thought you was serious.
Oh, you're serious?
I thought he was.
No.
Oh, look at him.
You made him like where he's sick.
I'm sorry, I said it.
I'm sorry.
Dude, you know what?
Because we're going to reflect back on movies because we've been doing this.
Wait, was I good acting or what?
Hello?
I'm sorry.
Larry, when is your horror thing coming out?
When are you going to post it?
He already did.
My wife, a bad friend.
You did?
He posted it at 10 a.m.
No, today I was asleep, dude.
Oh, no, I was awake at.
I was awake at sin.
I enjoyed it.
I watched it.
I looked kind of funny in it.
It's like, it's like,
like under two minutes.
It's 12 minutes.
It's on YouTube right now.
It has 2.1 mil.
I know.
I like how every single person in the comments
was very well aware of why we did what we did.
So there was two things that was brought up to me
when I posted that.
Number one, oh, I can see the influence
of all the horror movies you guys have been watching.
And it's like, yeah, I mean, we've been talking about it,
of course, like whatever.
But then this one didn't come to mind.
Number two, our Kinch,
counter our island
they were they were dick and on
it's hard
dude they don't even
they were like you could see everything
one thing scarier than the
the actual shit that goes on in that
video is the fact that you guys is kitchen
island is so dirty
everyone has been commenting that everybody
they don't know what it's like being
you're right you don't even get that much of a
oh yeah you do
yeah you see the whole thing
it's not even that bad
I'm looking at it right now
it's like not an inch of space
there's not an inch of space
All of these people live with their mom who, like, clearly cleans up the kitchen counter better than we do.
A bunch of the teenage boys pretty much.
I mean, look at my room, dude.
I still have this.
Where did you get that?
Where did you even find that?
What the hell?
How long has that been there?
Dude, I don't know.
It was under my bed.
You're a jump scare.
Wait, wait, Larry.
Louie.
Lou, it looks like a skull look.
Larry.
No, it's not even a little bit does.
Not a close.
Larry.
Not even close.
No, that's the worst thing you've said.
Larry.
No.
Whatever, man.
I don't care.
Wait, it looks like something it doesn't at all.
I guess since again, I know we've been on the topic of movies, but out of all the movies have
we seen thus far, for you, whatever, what has been the favorite?
Yeah, let's go around.
Let's go around on here.
The all-time favorite.
Tanner, you can go first.
What was the question again?
It's a favorite movie that we've seen so far.
This whole horror movie run.
I want to say, I'm going to be honest, Your Honor.
Conjuring One was the craziest movie.
I've never seen it before in my entire life.
I was like, God damn, this is a crazy movie.
Okay.
Yeah, no, I could see that.
Conjuring, like, it was scary.
Like, it literally freaked me out.
I didn't want to go upstairs.
I'm going to say, I'm on the same boat.
I'm on the same boat.
All right.
That movie was so fucking good.
I can see...
Flurr?
I didn't talk for three minutes and I just said,
for my...
Flir.
I watched...
At the same time.
Flurr...
Flur.
The ghost...
Ah!
Flare!
I watched the video.
I liked it.
I liked it.
That was fun.
That was fun fun.
We could host...
We could like literally direct any movie we want.
I feel like we would prosper at scary movie series.
Like, very well.
Like, we would be insane.
Can we be the new Rocca Raca?
They've been doing this show for a rock-a-roca.
We could definitely do it.
I think we can do it.
Tell me, what about you?
What about me?
What was your favorite scary movie we've seen together as a family?
That's what I was going to say.
I feel like we shot ourselves in the foot.
I didn't hear what you said because I was watching Larry's video,
but I feel like we started at the pinnacle and just like tumbled down all the way until now we're depressed.
What was your favorite?
What was your favorite one that we've seen?
The first Conjuring is like the greatest horror movie I think I've seen.
Yeah.
Agreed.
Oh, that and you know what else is a good?
good one, the one that Grunk showed us. What is it called?
Oh, midsummer?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
When he came here.
Was the Chinese?
Oh, you're right.
Incantation.
Incantation.
That one was great.
Incantation was very, very good.
I think that's on the same level as car drink, to be honest.
What?
I've never seen it before.
Like, what?
They did this.
I'd never seen the incantation.
Wait, why?
What?
You were, huh?
Were you not in there with us or something?
I don't think I was.
Were you in town when?
Wait.
Was that when it was like this?
They were doing that thing?
Yeah, they were doing that thing.
Yeah.
I remember.
I remember.
Was it Chinese, Japanese?
It was something.
It was Southeast Asia.
It was like an Asian horror movie and everything was subtitled.
Yeah, I remember.
It was great.
Yeah.
No, I do now.
Because there's like there's a tunnel.
There's like a tunnel into a hole.
That's all.
Don't spoil it.
Sorry, sorry.
Yeah.
You know what I want to see is, um, oh, what is it called?
It's a Korean film.
Something centipede maybe?
No, maybe not.
Oh, Squid Game.
Parasite?
Oh, Parasite.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Parasite.
Never seen it, never seen it.
Never seen it.
You've never seen it?
Really?
Never seen it.
That's a really fun movie right now.
That's a really fun movie.
That's a fun movie to watch.
Right?
Or it's like thrilling.
To me, it was very thrilling.
Yeah.
It's really good.
It's really good.
Why do I look like the fucking alternative watch
or like the weird like,
huh?
Like the encounter shit.
What is it called?
You look like an animal.
You just look like
Analog horror.
Why do I look like?
You look weird.
Sorry, oh my God.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Are you okay?
What happened?
Was that a ghost?
What was that?
Yo-ie.
Did you feel something?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I swear to God,
I saw somebody behind you when they,
when you did that.
You like put strings on my back and made me be a puppet.
I just felt like something that like fly out of me.
That was weird.
Oh.
I never explained why we're missing two people.
Oh yeah.
Broke's not a concert apparently.
Coolest guy of all time.
What is that about?
What concert?
I don't even know.
Don't,
do you know.
I think it is JPEG mafia.
He is going crazy right now, I bet.
He's probably going fucking lunatic with that.
He might be...
He's like,
drunk has a little wild side.
I want you guys to know.
I think he was like shelter too much
because he was like,
he was like, I get a little,
like, where were we at?
When we were in Tampa?
We were in Tampa.
He was like,
He was like, I'm a little, I'm a little maniac.
I'm a psycho.
Should I jump off this man?
Should I jump off this ramp?
I'm weird.
Jump a staircase on a lime scooter.
He was trying to jump like a four-step staircase.
He's like, do you, Jeremy to jump all the way down?
Do you have any experience doing any kind of like anything?
He's like, are you going to do it if I say yes?
He's like, maybe.
No, that's what I said.
I was like, if I say yes, you're going to do it?
He goes, yeah.
And I'm like, no, grunk, don't jump with like a 20-pound scooter you want to jump.
He's controlled by dares.
He is possessed.
He's literally possessed, I think.
He has an absolute, like, maniac side.
I think you could tell him to jump out of a plane tomorrow and he would do it.
He would.
I think so, yeah.
I wouldn't doubt that for a second.
He's all about living life.
He would do a kickflip on the moon.
Like, on the moon?
That would be sick.
That would be fucking sweet.
Go do a kickflip on the moon.
I don't do anything to do that, actually.
Yeah, I would pay some, I'd pay 100 bucks to see that video.
Would you even, oh, you would land.
You could probably do a bunch of them if you really, really.
really kick that flip.
Flip flipping for the rest of time.
What did you guys say was your favorite horror movie, though?
Because I missed a little bit.
We all said conjuring.
I think Conjuring is just the best movie ever.
The Conjuring series I liked.
Ed and Lorraine are cool.
Ed and Lorraine are always like the starring, like, everything.
It's because they're real.
You know what I like that hasn't been done, like, perfectly yet?
Is the forest setting for, like, a horror movie
where people are, like, on a trip or they're, like, traveling or...
Cabin in the woods.
Something. Yeah, but they didn't do it good.
Really? They didn't do it like the way he's talking about it
because the captain in the witch was more like
science. I'm looking more towards like the ritual. Have you seen the ritual?
Something similar to that.
There was one similar-ish.
Like the witch was pretty good in my opinion.
But it wasn't as like crazy.
Like insanely crazy like the conjuring.
It did get a little wild towards the end, but the pacing of it was like,
I felt like it was all just pushed back to the very end of the movie.
It's crazy how many horror movies we don't even know about.
Like there's so many and it's so overest.
saturated, but there's so many bad ones.
There's definitely some out there that we have not seen that are going to like fucking knock our socks off, but we just don't know.
That are really good.
I don't know why they are.
I need to find them.
I don't even think they're on that whole episode.
The scariest movies of all time.
I mean more movie.
Comment, tell me that.
Please, please.
Like your favorite scary movies.
Because we like The Conjuring.
The Insidious was mid.
It was good when I was a kid, but like, yes, dude.
That is a crazy, crazy movie to me.
Because when I was a kid, that movie fucked me up.
So bad.
When the red face showed up, I was like, no.
Dude, I had to watch, I remember the first time I watched that movie was at my babysitter's house.
And I had to watch, so like, the living, I was like, they were watching it in a bedroom.
And I had to watch it from the living room behind the couch peeking through the doorway into the room where the TV's at.
And that's the only way I could watch when I was little because, like, I was just terrified of that movie.
And we watched it recently and it was just like, no.
Yeah, it was not.
Yeah, I just, I remembered a movie that's like really good, but it's not like the premise is.
It's super scary to me because I'm not scared of clowns,
but it is a really well-made movie.
It's a new one.
I've seen a lot of more, like, not traditional horror,
but more like really weird ones.
Like, there's this crazy one called Maniacs.
I think it's 2011 or some shit.
And it's just about these, like,
I think they're, like, Confederate ghosts,
like red-knit guys who just,
if you walk into their town,
they'll just kill you in, like, a really bad way.
2001 maniacs?
Oh, yeah, 2001, not 11, yeah.
2001 maniacs.
And that movie...
There's a Confederate flag on the...
On the eye patch.
Yeah.
Wait, what?
That movie is really wild.
And I saw it...
So many of these movies I've watched
only through clips on YouTube
through that one channel
that was post clips.
By the way, they probably make a lot of money.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
I don't know.
But those guys post a lot of clips.
Oh, the same lady.
that's in the insidious movies is in that one
Wait, is it's the same lady
Yeah, it is, Lynn Shea is
She's the
She's the wife to the guy with the eye patch
Wow, dude, that's insane
She's a huge role
It's kind of cool to like as an actor
Or an actress to fall into a pocket of film
Where like you can get recast to over and over
Into the same genre that you're like good at
Like playing to your strengths
You just get a horror film
The guy cast of horror films is like
Yeah, the guy who is in every single movie
He's in every single movie.
Like, listen to this switch up.
So, like, you know the old lady in the Insidious movies?
Yeah.
In the 90s, she was doing dumb and dumber,
a Cinderella story in the early 2000s.
What?
Like, boat trip at 2002,
just like normal, like, weird mainstream movies.
And then randomly, she starts getting,
and dude, she's done, like, every horror movie
from, like, past, like, 2010 to now.
That's all she's done is horror.
I'm looking at it right now.
Her, yeah, what?
She went from, like, romance.
and like comedies to only bore.
To a demon.
To like an evil, evil monster.
There's a movie called Ouija.
That has got to be a crazy.
There's two movies called Ouija.
I'm gonna buy a Ouija board too.
No, you're, no, do not.
Do not.
Let's watch that movie and see what happens.
All right, well, let's watch Ouija tonight and then it'll either stay
There's two WiGis.
We can't watch Ouwee today.
We all stuff to do.
I mean, if I'm eating, I might be able to get away with watching a movie only because I'm eating,
but maybe not the whole thing.
Not the whole movie.
Okay, because I have food coming.
Wait, hold on.
No way.
Wait, I'm really hungry.
We're going to let you know how weegee is next week on the group chat podcast.
What did you order?
What did you order?
What did you order?
Yeah.
I ordered like chicken and mashed potatoes.
Where?
Applebees?
What a weird order.
Weird.
Weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just a Thanksgiving dinner.
You guys are evil.
I order cranberry sauce and a big turkey.
Yeah, turkey and stuffed potatoes.
Oh, dude.
Thanksgiving food is so messed up.
We should have it like once a month.
I'm not even kidding.
Thanksgiving food.
Dude, imagine eating like ham.
Yeah, potato's gravy.
Oh, dude, dude, dude, what's the really good stuff that just makes you go nuts?
Wait.
Well, well, hold on, hold on.
You said ham?
Get a mean, get a mean.
I like a ham.
I like a ham.
I like a ham.
Get a mean, Burger King.
What?
That's like a Christmas thing.
You have the Christmas ham.
You don't have a no Christmas.
You could have Thanksgiving Hey man.
No, dude.
That's like, no dude, you're a loser.
You literally grew up where they like landed.
No, you're from the south.
I forgot.
I'm from where Christopher Columbus landed his big feet and said, let's have to repeat.
No, dude, Christopher Columbus actually was in the West Indies and you don't know anything about geography, man.
So shut up, dude.
Christopher Columbus was also a fraud and also a monster that did horrible things.
Didn't he kill people and, like, lie and, like, steal and she?
He was literally evil.
He was literally a monster.
Didn't he wear, like, a boarhead on his, and like, run and, like, kill people?
I think he did.
What?
I made it up.
You guys are ruining my superhero.
Can you not?
Dude,
do not call that guy your superhero.
Yeah, don't call your superhero.
Whatever you do.
I think, like, any human being from back, I mean, it was like normal back then, but I'm
pretty sure they all just, like, killed people.
I don't know why.
They're like, they're like horrible.
What the hell?
They're like, I don't like you, someone to kill you.
I don't like recognize you.
It was that.
It's like, oh, you got something I want.
I'm going to kill you now.
But at the same time, we got taught how, like, there are actually our gods and heroes.
It was weird in school.
It's like the age of discovery.
Imagine like inner galactic discovery.
If an alien was walking around in like our neighborhood,
I'm pretty sure somebody would shoot in and kill it.
Like imagine.
Like a nine foot tall, like weird gray alien was like like,
Crip walking.
Yeah, he would get shot by like the government.
But then we'd learn that, hey, maybe aliens are chill
and we could dab them up and like maybe we could share like secrets on something.
What I mean?
You're trying to cancel.
Who?
Who?
Honey.
Christopher Columbus?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I don't know.
The ocean is blue and he sold it in 1499.
too. What you don't know about?
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Then he went and made a map cartographer.
What do you know about that? Yes, sir!
I'm out of here, dude. Let's wrap this thing up.
This is all his...
Okay, so where's Soft Willie?
Because we talked about where grunks at. Where's Nick?
Oh, is he asleep in bed? Okay.
Is he asleep in bed? Like, when he died.
He had trenchful when he got here, dude.
He did he have a transfigure.
Yeah, he came home. He came home today.
How many podcast strikes is that for Nick?
Like 17.
That's lucky number 11.
Are we liquidating his splits?
We're giving it to Grunk.
Whoever like loses like liquidation gives us to Grunk and Grunk gets like the most paid.
Brunk gets a big pocket.
It's a big pocket.
After a three year vesting period, Grunk is like 98% because they're all dweeps and don't do anything.
And he's rich.
He's like rich as hell.
And he wins at the end.
Dude.
That's the way the script goes.
I can't believe it.
What?
Runky is getting 100% of proceeds from Code Group right now.
No way.
Whapping $14, guys.
Yep.
You know what about with that?
Shout out to the food sales this week.
That's our fit.
That's our awesome fit.
We're not kidding, though.
We're in the shatter!
So you better start using Code Group before we're homeless.
Please, guys.
Can you please?
If you guys don't use Code Group, you'll never see me ever again.
I'm going to do something dressed.
My infant babies that I've been raising,
they're going to starve to death if you don't use Code Group.
I'm going to lose my mind.
I'm gonna marketing.
This is a threat.
Wait, do you remember when?
I'm gonna disappear and you guys are gonna cry.
And you guys have no idea because I'm gonna do something.
You guys have no idea.
We do something drastic.
Our babies are gonna die.
We're late on rent.
We're laid on our bills.
Our landlord just raised the rent.
Larry's gonna get skinned alive.
Like I heard that.
I look, I say why we're watching horror movies.
It's because we're trying to curse this house before we leave it.
Can I accidentally just order Waterburger?
Oh, we are trying to curse this house.
We're succeeding in it.
We're succeeding.
And then when we get into the new house, we're going to
christen it.
We're going to make,
we're going to
christen it.
And we're going to make love.
Is that a well-known fact?
Yep,
that is what it means.
That's what it means.
What,
moving.
Oh,
yeah.
What are we going to hide it?
Like,
I'm going to be streaming
in a new setup.
Yeah,
like, what?
Do you think like,
and they're just going to be like,
do you think how's this girl on trees?
Oh,
I'm going to do you.
Yeah,
we're moving out.
It's, it's,
it's been a year almost coming up.
And we had a year lease.
That's how things work,
guys.
Yep.
Yep, we're all moving out.
So yeah, we're moving out.
We're going to a new place somewhere.
Tanner's coming with me.
I'm going to Washington again.
I actually.
The Navy?
Yeah.
I actually might go back.
No, I'm actually going to be a ghost hunter.
I'm going to be a guest hunter.
I can imagine Larry getting picked up by his feet and like getting like hazed in the Navy and getting dipped in a big fat of oil.
And then like I drink all the oil and have like a big daily oil.
You spray it.
A horror movie.
This is the greatest soldier.
I've ever been with my life.
Nils start marching.
Are you, like, lead?
What are you shooting?
I don't know.
You're celebrating.
The airplane pilots.
Yeah, so we're moving
and we're cursing this house before we leave
because we've been, like, abused here, guys.
It's not funny.
It's been bad, man.
Any sort of, like, sigils that you want to see?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Do not.
Do not.
Just in case, man, you never know.
I will be praying.
I'll be doing prayers.
I'll be shaming the dead.
Shut up.
I will be a shaman.
I'm going to hear you.
We're going to bless the new house.
Shaman's love God.
We're going to bless the new house by watching Hunter X-Hunter 24-7 on repeat.
That's what we have to do.
That's how you have.
That's how you cleanse a house.
We agreed that a year ago when we finished it.
Maybe it was like eight months ago.
We were like, all right, we're not going to watch another episode until we move into the new house because that's just, that's perfect.
It's like a memory.
It's like a memory building thing, too.
I don't know why.
When I moved in, we watched Hunter in this house.
And it was my first time ever watching really through any anime ever.
I think it's like the only one I've watched.
And you were obsessed.
I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed it.
It's because I got like I was like attached to the storyline and the progression was good.
It was good.
It was great.
It was good.
Yeah, the characters were really good as well in the fun.
I don't know.
And now we'll have the memories of me moving in watching Hunter and then moving into the new house in Washington Hunter.
Yes.
It's like a tradition.
It is tradition.
We're passing down the torch.
So if you are ever in the moving houses or locations,
cleanse your place with some hunter-hunter.
It'll be like your comfort.
It's like when you're not at home, you'll have home with you.
Dude, I get a boost of energy every time I hear,
and I hear it.
I'm just like, all right, let's go do everything ever today.
What was the ending song?
I'm not going to lie.
I'm not going to lie.
We had a field day doing that.
That was so fucking fun.
Every time it appeared we did it.
We all,
it was like a fucking way.
Yeah,
it was,
it's our ritual.
It's how we,
you know,
it's our like shaman.
Dare I say,
dude.
Yeah,
the comfort show of the group show.
We need to go to TwitchCon in Vegas.
TwitchCon Vegas.
Go see the big eyeball.
I guess I'm going to see it.
I really,
I really,
I, do we really.
want to.
Yes, dude.
Yes.
Dog shit.
No, it's going to be really hard to get a hotel room on the strip because that shit is
definitely booked out.
But we can try.
Where's KitCon at?
Let's go to KitCon.
Let's go to Rumble.
Let's go to Rumble Fest.
I didn't even think about that.
Like being even a possibility of being a real thing.
There's no one.
In my head didn't read, like, I didn't realize that it's just a website and that it
made its own convention.
I didn't like, I don't know.
I didn't like think about like how big TwitchCon.
I just like assumed it was an event.
Wait, hold on.
Here's something.
to think about all of the streamers that have gotten signed to kick are probably not going to be going to TwitchCon right and if they do they're not going to get the treatment they will but they're not going to show up in the lounge isn't or anything I don't think unless they have like a Twitch rep and they're like lying they're like hey maybe I come back to Twitch you know but they're going to show up they're going to be in the because like everybody always shows up they just don't go in the convention hall that much or they get let in by somebody out around you know like just be in the city you know we did random
things when we were together.
We did random.
It is Vegas, right?
We did weird things.
Oh, yeah.
There's a lot of things to do in Vegas.
You know everything about Vegas, so you got to be our tour guide.
I don't know everything about Vegas.
Okay, sorry.
I know he does.
I know he does.
Oh, but you know everything about Vegas, though, right?
No.
Okay, Karnia Sada fry guy.
That's you.
They have, like, the best beer you at tacos on the strip or near the strip.
I love one.
I'm hungry.
You all.
Yeah.
Shut.
Dude, I'm excited
I'm excited about Isaac's next video
only because the Luigi part.
I went, dude, that was the funniest recording of all time.
Bill Clinton was making a speech
and then in the middle of it,
Luigi joins and he goes,
Yahoo.
Yahoo!
Yoh-a-o-a-a-a-a-a-ab-a-a-ab-a-a-a-a-a-a-
I was losing my mind.
Yeah, I think it's also a really funny thing
that, see, these people
that we do these videos with
are, they're like, they're drag me in by any means possible mode.
Like, they will name themselves like our names.
They'll name themselves.
Like, there were so many celebrities.
There was like Drake 21 Savage, DJ Khalid Tadah.
But sometimes they do that.
They'll go like the full extent of like trying to get themselves all the way to the top.
And then you drag them in.
Dude, I was, I was losing my mind when I kept dragging in pot of greed.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
They noticed.
They noticed us dragging in pot of the top.
of greed one single person picked up on it and named himself pot of weed.
So we grabbed him in and made pot of greed and pot of weed go at it.
And then like before I know, half the VC is like pot of pee.
It's like a hundred people are pot of something.
Yeah.
What's the craziest part about that is we only dragged pot of greed in for like five seconds every
15 minutes or like 20 or 30 minutes.
It was like a reminder.
A small window.
So you had to be constantly watching and paying attention.
You're like a pot of greed.
Oh wait, pot of greed again 30 minutes later.
Oh, pot of greed.
All right, I'm being pot of weed.
That's it.
And then everybody follows.
Like, it's crazy.
It is kind of nuts.
We had a lot of celebrities.
A lot of celebrities.
21 Savage, young fart, of course.
Young fart, dude.
Shout out Young fart.
Don't even talk about Young fart right now.
We shout out young fart.
No pun intended.
Young fart was just too much.
Young far was crazy.
I don't know how the fuck you left.
He had, he left that thing on for like ever.
You'll get you guys.
I can't believe that.
I think that was him snoring.
Yeah.
But it was like,
get that thing.
Dude, he just cut that thing.
Hang on them.
It was insane.
Yeah, I do have to edit that video.
So my Minecraft addiction and movie watching Fiesta is about to come to a very shocking.
Well, you need a break too.
Don't even talk to me.
Please.
We got a movie to watch tonight.
I did.
All my break watching movies with you guys.
Yeah, I feel like I used all my like vacation.
All in the span of like a week.
And I'm like, all right, well, now I get back to work for the rest of the year.
That was like we spent our entire spring break doing like the worst shit in
world. We could have went somewhere for a week.
We could have gone out into the actual
places that are haunted.
Oh, I don't even know what happened.
Oh, that's scary. All right.
We're actually going to go to the conjuring house for the next video.
I'm going to summon a demon there.
Okay.
All right.
Dude, stop fucking saying.
What?
You're going to get hurt.
What?
I'm going to do some research and find out if whatever you poke at will only be attached
to you.
And if so, be my guest, man.
Let me know your list and do what you want.
But Ouija boards are scary
Oh, here's something
As we wrap this episode up
Let's
If you guys have any experience
With scary spooky dokey
Put it down below
And make sure Tanya reads all of them
I read all of them
And then we can talk about the next podcast
Let's read all of them
Because I want to see
I want to see everybody's stories
Yeah let's read some next time
Especially like experiences with
Ouji boards
Because Tanner's hung up on the stupidest shit in the world
Yeah, I don't know about that
You don't want me to buy
Ouija board off Amazon because it's an Amazon's bestseller.
What?
Dude, we saw that.
Even in the second conjuring movie, they had a makeshift one out of like, like,
serial boxes.
And that was like the worst spirit they've ever encountered.
That was like the,
that was like the budget like ghost.
That was like a,
it was like a fiber ghost.
It made it with crayon and it was like the worst one of their experience.
There was like a tree that got struck with lightning and he made like a fucking,
they made a little girl try and jump on the spike.
And she almost killed herself on it.
And that was just off of like a cardboard,
cereal box,
Ouija board.
Like a napkin and a crayon.
Yeah, that was.
The triangle.
Listen,
if there's any ghosts we would ever contact,
we have to go the full way out
because if we,
if we cheap out on it,
we're going to get the cheapest ghost ever.
And those guys are bastards.
He's going to come in and start drinking.
Those guys are like,
those are like pirates.
He's going to get like pirates.
Yeah.
He's going to come in.
He's going to drink milk.
He's like,
oh, man.
Right out of the cart.
I was good to shit over with.
All right, cracks his neck.
It was like, blah.
Jesus is around the house for him.
Right one in hours over, he's like,
all right, that's my shift.
Later.
All right, I have one last final statement to talk about
with the scary movies.
All right, yummy.
Okay, yummy.
Here it is.
All right.
Scary movies only target to fearmonger kids.
So, like, when you're a kid and you watch scary movies,
you're like the primary victim,
and it's so much scarier.
Now that I'm an adult,
it's like, the demons aren't after me anymore, man.
That is true.
So there's like a lame aspect.
When I was a kid, I was like,
why does everything want to kill me and possess me?
Because they're like, you know, going after a week,
whatever targets.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
I feel like the only movie that's done good for adults is like incantation.
Because that movie, like, it's just like a fucked up movie.
Even for kids, it'll be like scary.
For kids.
It's like, oh.
You know what?
That movie, Incantation might have been.
been from like Taiwan or something because I remember it was like the biggest film from the
Oh you're right it was Taiwan we did we looked into it and it was like one of the best
movies to ever come out of that country.
Which was sad because it only made like 10 mil or something.
I mean if that went if that was in theaters in America it would have done very well I believe
that's just my personal thing though.
It's really hard to get stupid fat Americans to want to watch subtitled movies.
Yeah, get them out of their couch from watching like
like the worst shit ever.
A parasite subtitled, and that did very well
in box office, like really well.
Was it in theaters?
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
I didn't even know that.
They did a lot of marketing, too, I think.
Look at Squid Game.
Squit game!
Yeah, dude.
So incantation grossed 5.7 million.
Oh, my God.
But it is the highest grossing
Taiwanese horror film of all time.
Oh, horror film.
What's the highest grossing Taiwanese film ever?
You look that up.
I can't. I'm recording.
Highest grossing.
Is it Taiwan?
Look up, look up the grossest thing ever.
What's it called?
Yeah.
What?
Look up the grossest pile recorded.
Look up the biggest log.
Look at the grossest recording of all time.
The grossest recording of a pile.
A pile of what?
Just a pile.
Just a pile.
It's just a gross pile.
That's like your marketing thing.
Pile of what?
You'll have to watch and find it.
You have to watch and find what.
Like the pile is, like it's just a pile of what.
What are we doing?
Ghosted.
I think it's called ghosted.
Ghosted.
What, the highest growth growth?
It says it means zero million dollars.
So that's actually, I don't.
It's all bugged.
It's really hard to, it's really,
you think about zero.
That's a lot.
So it's hard.
It's hard.
Highest.
Gross.
It doesn't matter.
No, like just the movie in Taiwan.
Oh, I just did.
Horror films.
Oh, yeah, no.
that's ghosted isn't a horror film.
What?
Ghosted?
Dude.
You want to hear the America?
Not responding to somebody.
Oh my God.
It's a goddamn, like...
You want to hear America's top four horror film grossing?
Contraintry?
Nope, goes it?
The sixth sense.
I am legend.
I am legend.
It's not a horror movie.
And World War Zee.
Dude, those are just a zombie movie.
They're apocalypse movies.
What is sixth sense?
Highest grossing horror film.
I've never seen sixth since.
Me either.
Oh, then there goes The Exorcist.
It's got good reviews.
Dude, I have a few.
Guys, we got to wrap it up.
This game is up just running through me.
Use code group for 10% off.
Please, use go group.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen,
oh, wait, this was the movie club.
Oh, what is it?
It's a movie called, I think it's called Cape Number.
Oh, it's China.
Never mind.
Let's wrap it up.
We'll find out later.
Thanks, dude.
Well, thank you guys for listen to this very awesome movie-themed topic.
I like movies.
We love movies.
We love movies.
If you have any movies that are similar to either the first conjuring or even the second one and or incantation,
please let us know in the comments.
We want more.
Recre Ralph, too.
Because I got a P-2 now for some reason.
10% off.
We'll see you later.
My gosh.
We'll see you later.
Whoa.
