The Group Chat - #68 - OUR HOUSE IS HAUNTED...

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Well, well, well, well, ladies and gentlemen, this is episode 73. We are here gathered here today in the honor of a death, of death, a death, a dead man named grunk. Two people, two people, yeah, grunk died. He blew up. My light just went out. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Did you see it?
Starting point is 00:00:19 It's already showing. We're going to cut to the, we're going to cut to the chase. The house is haunted and it's all the time. They cross in the background. It's all tenets fault. That was weird. I don't want to be in my roommate. Okay.
Starting point is 00:00:33 So here's fault because he was doing the prayer. I didn't do the prayer yet. You did half of it. I heard you do half of it. Okay. I did. I did do half of it, but I made sure Isaac-
Starting point is 00:00:43 Okay. Okay. Did you do that? Hold on. What is your problem? Wait, before we continue, before we continue,
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Starting point is 00:01:02 I'm a gamer. Okay, now that that's out of the way, come to go. Welcome to the brand new episode of the group chat. Welcome to the movie geek squad. Welcome to the movie squad. Actually, yeah, this is, this is us. We are the movie squad.
Starting point is 00:01:14 We have a movie school. Were you being serious when you said that? Because I will beat you to death. I will hurt you. I will choke you out. Yep, he did half of it, man. It wasn't even half of it. It was like a quarter.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Why did you do that? Because we had coercion. in her house. It had cool. I don't think no. You're messing with like stuff that you can't. It's bad, dude. It's bad.
Starting point is 00:01:35 No, it's not, brough. It's fine. This is like a movie. I want movie producers out there. Witness here now. Take an example. This is like an example. This is like a free movie.
Starting point is 00:01:46 You can use all these podcast episodes as the plot of the, this is like the, nothing has happened in the podcast episodes though. No, the problem. That's the thing. That's the thing. Tanner. Now. Let's just say this.
Starting point is 00:01:56 Let me just say this. Tanner's been doing this, but there's been no camera on him. It's not been for content at this point. I do shit if it was like on video, if it was for content. Like all these ghosts happenings in the house, like the light thing we're talking about in the kitchen and all that shit, happened off camera. Yeah, we have no proof of that.
Starting point is 00:02:12 Say what happened. Wait, Terry, do you, oh yeah, wait. We talked about it, right? Yeah, I think. No, yeah, we haven't talked about it. This is the first time. This happened this week. Wow, that's crazy.
Starting point is 00:02:21 No, it wasn't last week, guys. It happened. It was literally two days ago. He's being possessed by the aggression. Okay, listen, listen, this is what happens. What happened? So one night, I can't remember when, but one night, I went downstairs. Okay, Tanner was in the living room already.
Starting point is 00:02:34 He was watching SpongeBob, I believe. Yeah, I was watching SpongeBob. You know, get a snack, you know, sit down on the couch, eat with him, watch SpongeBob. So I go to the kitchen. I don't want to turn on the big light because it's going to glare off the TV. So I turn on the little like stove light, right? It's a small little yellow light and you press like a little metallic button, you know, boom, easy. All right, I grab my snacks.
Starting point is 00:02:54 I'm good. I sit down on the couch. and we're watching, we're eating and I see from the glare of the TV the light go off and I hear just like that.
Starting point is 00:03:04 And I was like, it took a while for me to process what I heard and what I saw in the reflection. I was just like, I was like, I was a tell. I had to tell you several times
Starting point is 00:03:13 like, did you hear that? And then you're like, oh, I did hear that. Yeah, it took a while to process. I was like, I did. And then I was like, Isaac. I literally called out for Isaac
Starting point is 00:03:22 because I thought he did that shit. And then yeah, yeah. And then these two fools came out and they were like, no, there ain't don't go. No. It was probably watching the corner of the fucking room like, oh, yeah, yeah. It really happened. It was like the scariest thing that, because that light never does that.
Starting point is 00:03:37 It could be on for like four days straight. Yeah, it was the cool. Like my, what I think happened is that I think I didn't press the button all the way. And I know, I know, I know we tried it. But I really do feel like I didn't press the button all the way in. But we tried it. It was slowly, it was just, it was just at some point it was going to right back. back out and turn off the light, I think.
Starting point is 00:03:57 It wasn't that, though. I don't think that happened because we tested it out. I pressed it in. I tried to like barely and it would like, it would lock out or lock in. There's like no in between. It's weird. Hard to say. It's scary.
Starting point is 00:04:10 It was just the coincidence of it all because we, again, we've been watching a lot of horror movies recently, like way too far. I've been doing a lot of prayers and like summoning the dead. Yeah. Oh, it's not. I don't know why. Tanner, you do not understand how much of a bad idea that is. I have heard.
Starting point is 00:04:25 seen, it is bad. I've heard stories about it. I've seen not firsthand. Actually, firsthand, yeah. It's bad, dude. Are you Ed Warren? Yeah, man, I'm Ed Warren. What?
Starting point is 00:04:39 Is that your beautiful wife, Lorraine right there? Yummy, are you Lorraine? Lorraine, come on out. Hi! That's Lorraine. Oh, my God, I'm in love. I don't know. There's like, there's no...
Starting point is 00:04:51 Hi! I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Believe what? I don't believe it until I see it, but right now, that stove light is like, hmm. That's the only thing that's happened. I don't believe it. I don't believe it when I see it.
Starting point is 00:05:02 That's what I'm trying to summon the dead these days, okay? I don't believe that a ghost did anything to the light. I don't think there's any presence in this house. I don't think anything. If there's somebody here, make my light flicker. I'm not doing it. If there's nobody here, then don't do nothing to my TV. Oh my God, no way.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Don't you, don't that, that TV better not turn that alone. Oh, no. Wait, there's a face in the TV. Look. You're delusional. You're the illusion. Sorry, all right. It looks like a fuck ward.
Starting point is 00:05:36 I don't know. Don't you think there would be proof? You don't you think there would just be like hard evidence proof? Like on camera. There's cameras everywhere. Everybody has a phone. You can't get away with anything. There's cameras everywhere, but I mean, we're not always recording.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Yeah. It happens. You're almost always. Think about all of the people. Is your first reaction when like encountering something like that to record it? because mine would not be. It wasn't. A lot of people.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Me and Tanner had saw that like shit happen and then we didn't take it out of her phones. We were just like testing it out. We were like, okay. We were like, that was gross. And then what happened if something bigger than that happened? You would not like, no one. I'd kill myself.
Starting point is 00:06:09 I would kill myself. There's billions. Billions of people with phones. Right. You'd think something would be recorded where everybody's like, holy shit. Like, this is real. There are.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Welcome back to Nukes top five. Welcome back to Nukes. Yeah. Did you see it? Yeah, dude, he does go through every single ghost video. There are, dude. I was going to say, think about, like, how many people, like, have recordings on their phones, but has never, like, they've never posted it. They've only shared it with their family.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Or what about this? What about, think about all the ones that have been recorded that we've seen, but, like, we're not convinced even after we see proof. Like, what, you have to see it with your own two eyeballs in person. We have to experience it as well, we have to, like, do. Yeah. Which, I guess. Now, we're talking about a really small percentage of everything. though. I don't know. It is a very tiny
Starting point is 00:06:55 very tiny percentage. Because how many people fuck with ghosts? I mean, like, think about it. Okay. And you're weird. I can't wait for you. You don't believe it. Why is you so weird? What's the problem? Because even if it is or isn't
Starting point is 00:07:09 real, it's just weird to even try to delve into that to be involved in it. So listen, if you're that, if you're that into, it will sacrifice you on a pinnagram. It's a science experiment. I'm a hunter of knowledge and I need to know the truth. It does come down to like, like, you know, know, we have like some sort of hole and they're like, we need a sacrifice from one of you guys.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Would you sacrifice me? Yeah. I would sacrifice to you. Me reaping. Listen, I'll decorate you. No. Yeah, but the thing is, you know what? I will literally haunt you guys.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Like, that's the bottom line. Nobody scared you, dude. If you were a ghost. If you were sleeping, I'd be like. What am I going to hear a little like that anyway? You already do that. Yeah, you're already being haunted by you. I hear those slaps every fucking day.
Starting point is 00:07:52 I'm going to see you guys with like chicken. I'm going to be like, ooh, start eating it. I'm not going to like do the thing where you like fake take it. You're just actually going to take it this time. Because what can we do? You're going to like try and sit in the beanbag, but I'm already going to be there. I'm like, whoa. I'm going to fight you with the food.
Starting point is 00:08:08 You're going to take my food. I'm going to pull a bag and like fight you with it. Dude, you have been a beanbag fiend lately. I slept in my bed last night. Dude, you set up bed. You set up your bed there for a week. You slept there every day. It's kind of really hard to sleep when there's zero airflow in your room and it's hot as
Starting point is 00:08:23 fuck all the time. It hasn't been that bad for me recently. I'll be honest. Last night was the only night that felt cool for me so I could sleep in my own bed. I felt like I found my mom's house for the first time. I believe Larry's cold-blooded
Starting point is 00:08:34 because he can adjust to really hot temperatures. Yeah, Larry doesn't count. He falls asleep and he's sweating. He literally sweats and asleep. I mean, I don't like it though, but yeah, I know. I'm just like whatever. If it passes the day,
Starting point is 00:08:47 if I know that I'm getting closer to Christmas or I'm getting closer to cold temperature, then I'll sleep. I also think it's, Extremely, extremely weird that it is so hot all the time. There's no ups and downs. Like, we're in front of we had, we had peaks.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Well, thank God. If it was freezing cold in the summer, dude, then we do have a ghost. What the hell are you? What I'm talking about it. There's a ghost that gets like freezing cold. No, I'm talking about it. It'll be easier to see because you'd be freezing.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Okay. We got to talk about how there was that one day where the laundry room smelled like a million times worse. Oh, yeah. That was the first sign of infestation. And then they said that like with hauntings or dead people or whatever, like stinks. Like it smells bad. It stinks like acid poopy.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Okay, dude, the laundry room smelled so bad. And I went in there and I looked on the sink and there was like a pendant cross from somebody's necklace that was taken off the left in there. Yeah. And Larry saw it at the same time. We like scaddled out of there. That's actually scary. The conjuring like stages, like the demonic stages are like infestation, um, oppression. Oppression.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Oppression. Oppression. Oppression. Obsession. Obsession. Obsession. It's obsession. It is. Why didn't say oppression right here? Oppression?
Starting point is 00:09:56 Maybe you're wrong. Maybe you're wrong. Oppression. I hope there's not. I hope the ghosts aren't being oppressed. Look, this is from the official. This is from the official conjuring account. Twitter account. This says infestation, oppression, and then possession.
Starting point is 00:10:08 And he not read? I think that is real, I guess. Isaac. We were fools to believe that. Why are we so gosh darn? How are you so quick? Yeah. Maybe they just changed it a couple times because they were bored.
Starting point is 00:10:19 But look, it's on the board as well. he's pointing at it. Oh my God. It's going to be pointing directly at oppression. I don't think there's any way around this one. Infestation, depression,
Starting point is 00:10:30 obsession. Everything points to oppression. Everything is pointing to it. There's like errors. Isn't that weird? Didn't our minds just change? My mind is weird. A little bit, though.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Not a whole bunch. Also, I would like to call out. Whoa, whoa. Okay, wait. We're not just going to glance over what Yomi was bringing up, though. What?
Starting point is 00:10:50 I just want to make a quick dis towards whoever the fuck directed La Yarona. La Yarona. Oh, yeah. And as above, so below, because you guys suck. Worst movies of all time. Okay, yeah, let me start with like, La Jona, because
Starting point is 00:11:06 that shit was so ass, dude. That, like, I think, we had to turn it off. Dude. No, yeah, we didn't finish it. We talked about this last podcast, but we're still hung up on it. I remember saying it was out loud. About that movie. Yeah. We did not. I swear to God we did, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Was I not there last week or something? No, I don't think we talked about. We did not talk about Lali or. Are you crazy, Isaac? Are you actually getting oppressed right now by a demon? Do you know? The horror movie thing has been going on for like almost like two weeks now. No one has not.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Dude, you guys have lost track of time and your mind. I think you lost track of time. This is oppression. It's hard to be in oppression. Listen, somebody, okay, we're probably not going to do it. So somebody has to do this. But someone has to like collect when we started talking about horror movies. that we can refresh our own selves and be like, oh,
Starting point is 00:11:55 it's been that long. Lights turn off. Lights. If there is a presence in my room, a demonic presence. Turn my light off. Oh, if my lights went off, I'd cry. I think I'd call my mom. I actually do not fuck with any of that.
Starting point is 00:12:11 I'm going to hurt you. I'm going to put a shock car on you every single time. All right. Look, look, this is why I'm wearing this. Larry's light turned off. but I don't know if he's trolling or not. That holds no value. I think it might have hurt Tanner.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Guys. Wait, what? You didn't turn it off? I didn't turn it off. What did turn off? What in my, uh... You're kidding. Backlights.
Starting point is 00:12:38 You're lying. Are they voice activated? What? Guys? I guess Kelsey's called the truth. I don't know what's going on. I think Larry's dead. This is it.
Starting point is 00:12:47 This is literally a scary movie. He's like, hey. This is how they make those scary movies that have to do with like screaming in Discord. Oh, yeah. Could you imagine? That's the next topic I want to talk about is how shit those movies are. How ass those movies are. Oh, like the found footage?
Starting point is 00:13:04 The found footage. It's like a live streamer who gets, he's like in a horror movie. Oh, those are kind of funny. Also, if you're a director when you do that, shut up forever. Don't ever make another movie. You make a movie, man. Dude, I know you want to. If I asked you to, you would.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Yeah, I would want to. Man, you make a movie. Oh, I'll do it too. Well, you're the one of talking shit. I'm not talking no shit. I'm talking shit. Okay, tell me that that... I'm turning my light back on, by the way.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Wait. It was... That's weird. You're weird. You're weird, dude. You're weird, dude. Well, it was when Tanner said it so... I think it was...
Starting point is 00:13:42 Is it voice activated? My Alexa, yeah. Did I say... Did I say something loud? You said if there is a demonic presence... You did do that Maybe Alexa is like But he said my light, not that light, so it makes no sense
Starting point is 00:14:02 All right, Tanner Are you guys scared now? I can mute it, I'll mute it. Are you guys terrified? Mm-mm. All right. Welcome to the haunted, the first ever haunted podcast. We're so early on this, by the way,
Starting point is 00:14:15 because we should have been doing this in Halloween. Yeah, it's like August. We're going to be. be gradually leading in, you know? This is very gradual. You got to infest somewhere, right? Yeah, this is just started off. The worst news of 2023,
Starting point is 00:14:30 the same director of La Girona is also directing the next Nunn movie, and it's going to be, like, ruined. That is. He was so bad. Also, I want to point out the reason that it was bad was because they used a really cliche tactic
Starting point is 00:14:48 called comedic relief. And they, who do they put in? Comedic belief! That was the priest. Tuko Salamanca. I'm not, what? Tucco? Tucco.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Okay. I'm not even kidding you. I'm going to spoil the whole movie because I just don't want you guys to watch it. The curse of, yeah, yeah, la la la. Oh, you got it so amazing. There you go. There you go. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:15:11 I've actually never seen it, but I'm taking your word for it. Please do, because I'm not even kidding you. There's like this, like the scary girl and the, The last scene, they were in the attic. And, like, Tuko got shot for some reason in a horror movie, which is unheard of. And then the girl was, like, protecting her daughter. And, like, Tuko, like, kicked across the cross, across the floor. She grabbed it and stabbed, like, the old lady, like, in the heart.
Starting point is 00:15:38 And then she, like, er, pshh, like, into dust. And then he just goes, ta-da. Well, you forgot. No, no, well, made it worse. Also, dude. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we do it. Attention moviegoers.
Starting point is 00:15:53 Okay, so the concept behind it was the priest that they used is like unconventional. Yeah, he's not tied with the actual like church. He's like he's like a, I don't know, he's like a fiver priest. A fervor priest, right? It's like a fiber priest, okay? And they bought him for five bucks, whatever, right? And when they started doing the ritual to like try to war off the ghost, the mom was like, oh, I've seen this on this show.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Like it's fake. look watch and then obviously he does a thing and like an actual ghost is there and so they keep using this joke where like he's like is that fake is this fake right here and there's like a ghost and he's like ta-da magic
Starting point is 00:16:33 like he just keeps doing this stupid fucking magic bit what about what about the scene where they like he put like the seeds of like the all knowing tree across like the front door path and the ghost was like oh damn man I can't get in
Starting point is 00:16:48 and then they're like they hear like a knock at the back door and they're like, oh shit. Like how do you, they forgot to like spread the seats on the back door and they got in? If you guys are at all interested in the movie, I would not suggest watching the movie because it's the waste of time. But I do suggest watching the Jeremy John's,
Starting point is 00:17:06 is this John's? Journey John's review. Watch the Journey John's review of the movie. It's like four minutes. It's a perfect synopsisness. It's so funny. But yeah, there is a scene where they,
Starting point is 00:17:18 They had to cover every opening of the house, right? So the ghosts come in with these like seeds. Yeah, they got them out somehow. It's like when they use salt to ward off ghost or like to make like a like a barrier. And then they're like they have this like whole sequence that happens over like what like 10 minutes or some shit like. Yeah, like prep. They're like home alone the house. Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:41 With ghost booby traps. And they forgot the back door. They're like do do do do. They're like, do too, too. They're like priest water, holy water. right, whatever the fuck. After that, they're like, all right, we're done. The house is secured.
Starting point is 00:17:53 And then the fucking back door is like wide open. Yeah. And then, wait, wait. And then the kicker, the kicker's like the little girl was like, oh, no, I just threw my teddy bear over there on the porch. And like she tried to get it and she got it and broke like a little path in the seeds. And then she was like, uh-oh. Like sucked out of the house, like a cartoon style.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Yeah, it was the movie's bad. That's all you guys. I think I just saw that entire movie just by that. Yeah, we just pulled everything. That was the writing was shit. Aw, dude. No, that's right. I mean, I'm sorry, but no, man.
Starting point is 00:18:31 I think we should be in charge of like scary movies. I'll be real. I hate watching a movie and then you watch an entire scene and then you see it swap to a new scene and you're like, dude, the last half, like the last two minutes of that whole scene had no substance whatsoever. Like, there was no point. There was just like them like running around.
Starting point is 00:18:48 around the house or something. I feel like when you're made aware that you're watching a movie that like scenes are changing and shit like that's when you know like the pacing or like there's something off that is not clicking with you where you're not immersed. You're just, you like snap out of it. Do you know what movie has the greatest pacing of all time and is genuinely incredible when we watched it last night?
Starting point is 00:19:06 The night at the museum. Night at the museum. It's like constantly storytelling and stacking and stacking and really early on too. It doesn't even like bullshit around to get into it. Dude, I think every 10 minutes, I'd be like, this is the best movie of all time. Yeah, it was like each scene. What you did. It was like, the CGI in 2006 is like incredible.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Like, I literally thought that was a real dinosaur when I was a kid. I was like, holy fucking shit. I was like, damn, how did they find this real life fossil dinosaur? That's incredible. I literally watched that movie every night before bed when I was younger. Like, I would watch that and Monster House. Those were my sleeping movies. Monster House was so fucking good.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Monster House was beasts. It might be like top 10 family movies of all. time ever. I think we should watch two in like 40 minutes night of the museum too. In like 40 minutes. In like 40 minutes. It's exactly one hour from right now. When the podcast
Starting point is 00:19:59 ends. I mean, I mean, at some point though, there is going to come a crash where we're not going to be watching movies a lot and then we're probably going to get back to TV shows. We have to go back to TV shows. We have to watch Hunter X. Hone. Please.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Because those are like, Those, there's like a chance to leave like every 20. There's like a window. Yeah, you can say, okay, that was enough. But with movies, it's like. It's like dedicate. Yeah, it's like two hours of your day that you have to do. You have to spend.
Starting point is 00:20:32 And then there's a chance to keep going. Which is even worse. Like, I don't know, dude. I kind of broke that because like I was I was literally scrolling through YouTube and I just saw that like Travis Scott posted a whole fucking movie, which is like, how long? It's like, I know it's over an hour. Hour and a half.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Yeah. And I was like, you know what? I'll watch it. And I did. And honestly, it was like really, it was like, oh my God, oh, my God. And then halfway, it was like, all right. I don't know what's going on anymore. I thought it was just music videos.
Starting point is 00:20:59 It is music videos. But then there's a part where there's just like he does the whole, I think most of the track list, not the whole track list, but most of the track list in a Coliseum with like all the features. And that's really weird. Yeah. I don't know. Weird.
Starting point is 00:21:16 There are a lot of references. to the astro world incident on that album? Or no. Were there references? He talked to me. He talked a tiny bit about it. I know, like, my eyes, he talked about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:26 It seemed like one of the music videos. I don't know if it was, like, symbolism or if I was, like, reaching. I think it might have been sirens. But it was like, he was at the bottom and he basically, like, lifted a girl up and she, like, came out of a hole, which was, like, dirt in the earth.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Yeah. And I was wondering if that had to do. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe you just be talking about, maybe it could just be, like, a metaphor for like raising the children up, you know, trying to, is there going to be the future? It could mean a lot of things.
Starting point is 00:21:53 It could be. Yep. Yeah, Dana, you know, baby, you know. Dude, okay, so Travis Scott with the McDonald's meal, right? And then I went to Cain's and Post Malone has like collector's cups and all kinds of stuff. I wonder how much they get paid to do things like that. Post Malone? Hundreds of millions.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I'd say tens because it's just a cup. Like, just like probably like a thousand bucks, I think. Yeah. Do you remember yesterday? Do you remember yesterday? As above so below. What do we bid on like the tablet of like? No, no, it was as above so below.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Yeah, as above so below. Healing rock. It was like the rock that can heal anything. Yeah. The rock that heals absolutely anything. Yeah. I was like, I was like, all right. Tim, how much you think you'd pay for that?
Starting point is 00:22:40 Like, how much you think that'd go for like auction? I was like, probably like $10,000. The rock that could heal all wounds if they're still alive, 10K. And then Yomi was like, 1250. And I was like, yeah, yeah, wait, 1,200. But I was like, yeah, yeah, wait. I said it so it sounded like a bigger number than it actually was. You're like 1250.
Starting point is 00:23:10 You said 12,500, but he said 1250. I was like, $1,500. for the healing stone that does everything. Yeah, everything perfectly does every live. It was really, it was a funny moment back then. Back then, a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:23:27 See, I like watching movies for those reasons. I like watching movies for those reasons because we always bring up a scene that happened. It's impossible not to make jokes of movies. It's awesome. No, I mean, it honestly started, like, when we started watching them, we were talking about a lot of the, like, because we started with scary movie, I feel like.
Starting point is 00:23:44 I think there was a scary movie. We had a little run of watching Scary Movie, right? We were watching the Scary Movie series, and they're dumb. I mean, Scary Movie 3 was like... Oh, the funniest one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. It was the funniest movie ever made. Insane. And so when we started watching actual horror movies, we were like...
Starting point is 00:24:02 And I think it's really good at this. Who just started thinking of... Who just started recreating the scenes for like a scary movie audience where like you make jokes, you make the bits like... It'd be so free, dude. I mean, that's literally what they did with Scary movie. You could tell because they rip. other movies. You just watch a movie
Starting point is 00:24:17 and it's like you just think of the most ridiculous thing that could ever have. Like they set up the scene for you and you just rip it and then make it funny. The pattern that we see a lot is just repetition. Yeah, yeah. Repetition is the funniest thing you could do in scary movies. I think in like anything, it's just so good.
Starting point is 00:24:34 That's what we were watching and I was showing them Jordan Peel. He actually, there was an interview where he was talking about the only difference between horror movies and comedy is the music that they use in it. I think it's like an interesting take. Yeah, could you imagine if like springing my step by Kevin McLeod started playing over like possession of Ed and Lorraine?
Starting point is 00:24:54 Yeah, like a big demon. They're like going downstairs. Yeah, during like the me when I'll get my Dr. Pepper, when she flips upside down in the chair. Kevin McLeod. Me when I don't get my root beer, my diet root beer. Dude, I had a scary movie bit today. before the podcast when I
Starting point is 00:25:17 woke up and I started taking a piss like in the bathroom and I swear to God I like had to check my watch like three times like it just never ended I just kept peeing and I feel like I was stuck in hell like it and didn't stop. Like the pee was like up to your knees. Today?
Starting point is 00:25:32 Dude, it was like a I just kept peeing. It felt like I was peeing for two minutes. I couldn't even believe it. No, I had something really really terrifying happening to me at the gym today. And I was like, dude, I was like taking a shit right?
Starting point is 00:25:44 And like I swear, word of God, I was there for like an hour. And I was like scrolling my phone. I was like, all right, I'm done. And I went to look up and there was like nothing in the water. Like, like, there was nothing. What the hell? There was literally nothing.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Did you like, you feel like like your bottle like and then. Yeah, I did. I literally thought I like, I finished. Like I look, I went up and I like, I'm like, where the fuck did it go? It's like under the seat hiding? He's like, it's like, it's like, it's under the lid like. But then I was like, I literally looked down, I was like, the guy in the next door.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Looking for this? You can't be the perfect piece of third. Here you go. Oh, there it is. I mentioned seeing like 18 hands underneath the stall, just like, here you go. Like demon hands. That'd be great.
Starting point is 00:26:37 I'd be fine because they're returning something of mine. Like, that's true. They're being polite about it. This is actually like the movie podcast. Because I just thought, I was thinking, like things to talk about and I just thought in another one but it has to do with movies again. Not scary movies, just movies in general.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Maybe we saw talk to me. Yeah. Oh, that movie. Yeah. That was great. Dude. Go ahead. Go ahead. I liked it. It's your co-worker, by the way. Yes, I liked it. It's a co-worker. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Co-worker. Code group, by the way. Camer sub. Yeah, okay. I thought it was getting weird. I'm going to say it right now. Talk to me. The first few sentences. I heard like the kids say.
Starting point is 00:27:17 It was like, why are you being so cringe? No, shut up, try hard. What are you doing? That's literally the first sentence in the beginning of the movie. I'm not going to lie. One of the craziest, like, like, I got snapped out of the movie. It was when I saw K. He sigh.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Yeah, like, wait, wait, wait, what am I looking at? I was like, I was like, I looked at later. I was like, I looked at later. Dude, look at it. Look at it. I heard so many, like. Like, yeah. It's like I was like living my life.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Like I do. I do not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. That movie, the most memorable thing that came out of that movie, to me at least, was the scene. And I don't even want to spoil it, but it's so good. It's that fucked up scene where they tap in and they get a glance like a little glimpse of what was happening on the other side. That was a wild, wild scene. And I actually had to like watch it on my phone again.
Starting point is 00:28:15 just remember what it was like I was like, holy shit. Can you give like a little bit more context? I know what he's talking about. Yeah. Oh, the kid. Oh. The kid one.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Yeah. Yeah, when the kid, I remember when that scene happened, I was like, Jesus. Yeah, I was like, holy shit.
Starting point is 00:28:31 I'm not going to lie. They had like, like really, really good. There was in scenes. I'll tell you right now, the buildups for the actual like action that happened in the movie is so good.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Yeah, the whole concept was really good. The buildup to it. But the execution. Cution as well. Yeah, there were some lines that I was like, I can agree. We're like, hmm. I guess I like soured my taste for the whole movie.
Starting point is 00:28:53 It was the very beginning. It's so funny to hear it. What's up? Try hard. Show some guys to that video. What's up try hard? No cap. You're cringe. No cap your cringe.
Starting point is 00:29:02 Watch his KSI video. Or something stupid like that. The mom's like. Mom's like... What's the lady? You go home into moms on like TikTok Live? Gang gang gang. And it starts doing like the default dance from fucking...
Starting point is 00:29:23 Are you having a party? Gang gang, love you baby, gang gang. Ooh. Drive safe. Ice cream's so good. Oh, dude. The movie like threw me out of a loop when that mom was actually like,
Starting point is 00:29:41 Are you having a party? Are you having a party? How many people are... You guys are stupid. It was not that long. It was like 10 minutes. She was like... She was like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:51 You know, this girl told me that you guys were. Just be safe. And then it was like, what are you talking about? She was like, oh, whatever. Like, she tried gaslighting her own kids and, like, thinking that she was the boss. And then she went up to like the one kid that was like, what, are you guys having a party? How many people are showing up? And he's like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:09 And then the mom was just like, you're good. Oh, you're good. Oh, you're good. You're real good. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, he's pretty good. You're good.
Starting point is 00:30:24 It's like I pick out the smallest things like movies do and I just make it like the biggest thing ever. But it's so funny. I'm very glad to see because I used to watch Rockeraca, which is, by the way, I don't know if anyone knows that they made that movie. They did. I think they do. They knew.
Starting point is 00:30:37 But when I found out, holy fuck. Yeah, they made the old. school like Ronald McDonald's going crazy, beating up everybody. And they actually played it in the theaters. They played like clips of it. Before the movie starts. Yeah. Before the movie started.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Which is crazy because does that mean that they like build up their own ad slots for their own YouTube channel? Like did they not take? Because how does that work, right? I mean, they're playing ads before movies and I'm guessing that's like a paid slot. No, there's no ads. No. I don't think they paid for it. No, those ads have showed before
Starting point is 00:31:10 those movies. usually are depending on the theater. The theater will do. The theater company. It was because we went to that specific theater that they did. Okay, yeah, that theater, I found that.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Because I remember, yeah. Directors get to choose what to show beforehand to get the audience in the theme of like, this is kind of the gist. Yeah, so they did like, go ahead. They did like the thing where they basically said the name of the theater
Starting point is 00:31:34 and you know, the rules and blah, blah, blah, because we went to that specific theater. Well, no, even before them, remember they were showing other like old old movies about like hand creatures that are like possessed and like things like that it's just on the theme and they chose it out or they picked it out but i think it was really cool that was a really dope though fucking theater um yeah it was like i gotta say though racca rocka rocka rocka racca racca raca this guy's phenomenal with him i'm so glad that they did like really
Starting point is 00:32:03 really good part of the execution of the bullshit yeah no part of the reason why i think it was like so good in my eyes was because these guys were, they were YouTubers. You know, they weren't like, they went to Hollywood and basically high executives, really high people that, you know, make the magic happen behind the scenes, wanted to change some things that didn't line up with their narrative. So they basically just said, you know, like flip off, dude, we're going to do this anyways. And they didn't have all of that really powerful marketing behind it that Hollywood would have given them if they just went with what they wanted.
Starting point is 00:32:43 So they went with their own thing. I think YouTube. I think content craters have a crazy pool. I think concentration, it's a catapult. A lot more, like I feel like companies that are like established are now like trying to figure it out, trying to see what the hell like makes shit trend on Twitter or like just make trends in general. And I think they're trying to catch up.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Yeah, companies can't do that. They're bad at it. I mean, they're trying to. You know, that's why you get like gimmick accounts on Twitter. Yeah. You get like KFC, Espanol posting all this like random. Content is going to shift like crazy. It is.
Starting point is 00:33:22 I really think, I really do think the only personalities that are going to stick super hard are ones that can delve into like categories of entertainment that go beyond just YouTube or like have their own legitimate business backing them of like products they can sell. and everything because what's happening and like what's going to continue to happen and it's only going to get bigger and bigger and bigger. The reason it's so like exacerbated or if that's even a fucking word
Starting point is 00:33:48 is because like TikTok and like all of these algorithms are ultra refined feeding people the content that they want. Like that's it and like nothing more. So people care less about personalities and they're caring more about like the content that they consume and they want it streamlined like as easy as possible. So you're going to see like a shit ton of automated YouTube channels
Starting point is 00:34:07 that are coming from like script writers voice actors with these back production companies that are making these videos and I think the only personalities that are going to stick are the ones that can compete with those. Because I genuinely think that that's like a really big future content creation. That's like music. You know, you get the
Starting point is 00:34:23 plants, the industry plants. We're going to get YouTube industry plants and well, they're barely even caring about personalities. They're legitimately like trying to build a brand based off of like AdSense only. But it works. Like they make a shit ton of money. is they'll literally like they'll study
Starting point is 00:34:39 YouTube niches and they'll study like genres and they'll find like high audience low competition and then they'll just like flood it Wisconsin. I feel like talk show hosts kind of know that way even before like now like I remember I remember watching like
Starting point is 00:34:54 what was I think it was Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel clips of him like fucking up kids. This is Halloween and like their Christmas and shit which he's an asshole for that you know and that I watch those videos back I'm like damn what do these kids do these fucking assholes It was like parents just fuck with their kids But he was doing like
Starting point is 00:35:11 YouTube clips It's so long ago now I think I don't remember when he posted them But they were on that shit for a good while But yeah now everyone's getting Getting a little taste of the YouTube magic And Your chat boys
Starting point is 00:35:26 We gotta do better man We gotta get something fucking crazy We gotta flip this house upside down Yeah we're stupid I swear to God We're fucking dumb stupid idiots Dude you just We are stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid Stupid dumb idiot assholes.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Stupid idiot, stupid ass. Dumb idiot ass. When you said something about talk show host and stuff, you kind of like, it was like a light ball that just went off of my brain. But basically, I would say that, you know, you had shows way back into the America's Funniest Home Videos. That would have definitely, they were really ahead of their time. If you think about it really, really hard.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Because they used kind of like the same method that, like, things like TikTok. do where like you're in charge of seeing the next video blah blah blah but they just kind of play it off rip and they're entertaining videos that are funny that we all watch and we're like oh wow you look at that blah blah blah blah but that was like in 2006 or seven 2012 like a decade that was the first tic-tok that was literally the first tic-tok yeah it was just like mass forms of entertaining media it's like watch this video watch this doggy look at this silly little turtle That's true. That's true.
Starting point is 00:36:40 That and like, who was like that? Rob, what was his name? Rob Deerdick. Yeah. Ridiclessness. Ridicelessness. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Yes, sir. Rob Deer Dick. Rob Deer Dick. Rob Deer Dick. Rob Deer Dick. Rob Deer Dick. Didn't you know. Fantasy factory was fucking awesome, dude.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Rob Deerdeck and big. That was like, that was such a good show. Crazy. I'd always watch that after school and I was like, yes. Watching that. Yeah. I don't have to stick on. Thank God.
Starting point is 00:37:10 A bunch of roaches. All those shows will get me in trouble a lot, especially ridiculousness. Because it'll be like, look at this girl in a boat. And it's just like, and then my mom would come in. He's like, he's like, game. And then he'll cut the arm and he'll get me. And then he'll cut the heart. Oh.
Starting point is 00:37:33 And then the girl's like, hey. And then the colors is like, titties. And the girl's like, yeah. Play's in slow motion. Tuddy! Tuddy! Tuddy! Hey, run that back.
Starting point is 00:37:42 It's slow motion. Troom. I'm like, oh, yeah. Guys, look. Look right here. Here in Los Angeles locally, we got a fatal car accident. But look at this.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Tuddy! That was awesome. That was awesome. Yeah, nice. A plane crash, but late. Tuddy! Yep. Oh, damn.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Watch all the time we have today, I hope. That was like a really good... That was only eight minutes. Holy shit. Yeah, we've only been life for eight minutes, by the way. I don't even know what I do. I'm something bad. That was only...
Starting point is 00:38:28 Ooh. What's up? No, I do want to say that. I think a lot of our time has been mostly spent on, like, watching movies. I feel like shit. I feel so horrible. I feel like the biggest, like, sack of lard, because not only did we introduce Minecraft
Starting point is 00:38:48 one of the most addicting, like, multiple-hour session games, but we also then introduce watching, like, chain-watching movies. We're just, like, we're just consuming media. We are just literally consuming. We're in, like, the hot seat of consuming shit. When we don't consume media, we, like, rot our brains with, like, Minecraft. And then we go back to doing that again. Yeah, but then I work out and I just chase more dopamine with movies and then I continue the cycle, the hedonic treadmill.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Ooh, that's a big word, man. Thanks, everybody. Thank you. I'll be here all week. Oh, God damn it. This guy's here longer than a day. Whatever. Shit.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Oh, fuck on this. Oh, my God, there's something behind you, Larry. Introducing the worst horror sound effect ever. Guys, I want to be a horror film director, okay? Watch. It's not even like directing. That's just like sound. Yeah, but look, there's so many behind you.
Starting point is 00:39:52 You just got an email from Hollywood. They want you now. I'm on my way, sir. Sorry, that was Warner Brothers. Would you drop everything to go, like, direct a movie? Yeah. Yeah. I think Tanner would drop anything to go do anything besides the group because he said he hates me.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Oh, my God. He was like, dude, you know what? I hate you. I would join the misfits. It was when we were watching Night of the Museum. He was like, would you really leave for them? I was like, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Would you drop everything and leave us? I was like, yeah. Yeah, I'll leave anything for them. I'll do anything for anything, dude. Shut up. You're dumb. No, I'm kidding. I'd never leave at all.
Starting point is 00:40:34 I think Jesus. Really? Because I love you guys so much. I thought you was serious. Oh, you're serious? I thought he was. No. Oh, look at him.
Starting point is 00:40:41 You made him like where he's sick. I'm sorry, I said it. I'm sorry. Dude, you know what? Because we're going to reflect back on movies because we've been doing this. Wait, was I good acting or what? Hello? I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Larry, when is your horror thing coming out? When are you going to post it? He already did. My wife, a bad friend. You did? He posted it at 10 a.m. No, today I was asleep, dude. Oh, no, I was awake at.
Starting point is 00:41:05 I was awake at sin. I enjoyed it. I watched it. I looked kind of funny in it. It's like, it's like, like under two minutes. It's 12 minutes. It's on YouTube right now.
Starting point is 00:41:13 It has 2.1 mil. I know. I like how every single person in the comments was very well aware of why we did what we did. So there was two things that was brought up to me when I posted that. Number one, oh, I can see the influence of all the horror movies you guys have been watching.
Starting point is 00:41:31 And it's like, yeah, I mean, we've been talking about it, of course, like whatever. But then this one didn't come to mind. Number two, our Kinch, counter our island they were they were dick and on it's hard dude they don't even
Starting point is 00:41:46 they were like you could see everything one thing scarier than the the actual shit that goes on in that video is the fact that you guys is kitchen island is so dirty everyone has been commenting that everybody they don't know what it's like being you're right you don't even get that much of a
Starting point is 00:42:01 oh yeah you do yeah you see the whole thing it's not even that bad I'm looking at it right now it's like not an inch of space there's not an inch of space All of these people live with their mom who, like, clearly cleans up the kitchen counter better than we do. A bunch of the teenage boys pretty much.
Starting point is 00:42:18 I mean, look at my room, dude. I still have this. Where did you get that? Where did you even find that? What the hell? How long has that been there? Dude, I don't know. It was under my bed.
Starting point is 00:42:34 You're a jump scare. Wait, wait, Larry. Louie. Lou, it looks like a skull look. Larry. No, it's not even a little bit does. Not a close. Larry.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Not even close. No, that's the worst thing you've said. Larry. No. Whatever, man. I don't care. Wait, it looks like something it doesn't at all. I guess since again, I know we've been on the topic of movies, but out of all the movies have
Starting point is 00:43:08 we seen thus far, for you, whatever, what has been the favorite? Yeah, let's go around. Let's go around on here. The all-time favorite. Tanner, you can go first. What was the question again? It's a favorite movie that we've seen so far. This whole horror movie run.
Starting point is 00:43:19 I want to say, I'm going to be honest, Your Honor. Conjuring One was the craziest movie. I've never seen it before in my entire life. I was like, God damn, this is a crazy movie. Okay. Yeah, no, I could see that. Conjuring, like, it was scary. Like, it literally freaked me out.
Starting point is 00:43:32 I didn't want to go upstairs. I'm going to say, I'm on the same boat. I'm on the same boat. All right. That movie was so fucking good. I can see... Flurr? I didn't talk for three minutes and I just said,
Starting point is 00:43:44 for my... Flir. I watched... At the same time. Flurr... Flur. The ghost... Ah!
Starting point is 00:43:53 Flare! I watched the video. I liked it. I liked it. That was fun. That was fun fun. We could host... We could like literally direct any movie we want.
Starting point is 00:44:02 I feel like we would prosper at scary movie series. Like, very well. Like, we would be insane. Can we be the new Rocca Raca? They've been doing this show for a rock-a-roca. We could definitely do it. I think we can do it. Tell me, what about you?
Starting point is 00:44:16 What about me? What was your favorite scary movie we've seen together as a family? That's what I was going to say. I feel like we shot ourselves in the foot. I didn't hear what you said because I was watching Larry's video, but I feel like we started at the pinnacle and just like tumbled down all the way until now we're depressed. What was your favorite? What was your favorite one that we've seen?
Starting point is 00:44:33 The first Conjuring is like the greatest horror movie I think I've seen. Yeah. Agreed. Oh, that and you know what else is a good? good one, the one that Grunk showed us. What is it called? Oh, midsummer? No, no, no, no, no, no. When he came here.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Was the Chinese? Oh, you're right. Incantation. Incantation. That one was great. Incantation was very, very good. I think that's on the same level as car drink, to be honest. What?
Starting point is 00:44:54 I've never seen it before. Like, what? They did this. I'd never seen the incantation. Wait, why? What? You were, huh? Were you not in there with us or something?
Starting point is 00:45:04 I don't think I was. Were you in town when? Wait. Was that when it was like this? They were doing that thing? Yeah, they were doing that thing. Yeah. I remember.
Starting point is 00:45:11 I remember. Was it Chinese, Japanese? It was something. It was Southeast Asia. It was like an Asian horror movie and everything was subtitled. Yeah, I remember. It was great. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:24 No, I do now. Because there's like there's a tunnel. There's like a tunnel into a hole. That's all. Don't spoil it. Sorry, sorry. Yeah. You know what I want to see is, um, oh, what is it called?
Starting point is 00:45:33 It's a Korean film. Something centipede maybe? No, maybe not. Oh, Squid Game. Parasite? Oh, Parasite. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Parasite. Never seen it, never seen it.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Never seen it. You've never seen it? Really? Never seen it. That's a really fun movie right now. That's a really fun movie. That's a fun movie to watch. Right?
Starting point is 00:45:54 Or it's like thrilling. To me, it was very thrilling. Yeah. It's really good. It's really good. Why do I look like the fucking alternative watch or like the weird like, huh?
Starting point is 00:46:05 Like the encounter shit. What is it called? You look like an animal. You just look like Analog horror. Why do I look like? You look weird. Sorry, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Oh, no. Oh, no. Are you okay? What happened? Was that a ghost? What was that? Yo-ie. Did you feel something?
Starting point is 00:46:23 I'm fine. I'm fine. I swear to God, I saw somebody behind you when they, when you did that. You like put strings on my back and made me be a puppet. I just felt like something that like fly out of me. That was weird.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Oh. I never explained why we're missing two people. Oh yeah. Broke's not a concert apparently. Coolest guy of all time. What is that about? What concert? I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:46:50 Don't, do you know. I think it is JPEG mafia. He is going crazy right now, I bet. He's probably going fucking lunatic with that. He might be... He's like, drunk has a little wild side.
Starting point is 00:47:00 I want you guys to know. I think he was like shelter too much because he was like, he was like, I get a little, like, where were we at? When we were in Tampa? We were in Tampa. He was like,
Starting point is 00:47:07 He was like, I'm a little, I'm a little maniac. I'm a psycho. Should I jump off this man? Should I jump off this ramp? I'm weird. Jump a staircase on a lime scooter. He was trying to jump like a four-step staircase. He's like, do you, Jeremy to jump all the way down?
Starting point is 00:47:19 Do you have any experience doing any kind of like anything? He's like, are you going to do it if I say yes? He's like, maybe. No, that's what I said. I was like, if I say yes, you're going to do it? He goes, yeah. And I'm like, no, grunk, don't jump with like a 20-pound scooter you want to jump. He's controlled by dares.
Starting point is 00:47:35 He is possessed. He's literally possessed, I think. He has an absolute, like, maniac side. I think you could tell him to jump out of a plane tomorrow and he would do it. He would. I think so, yeah. I wouldn't doubt that for a second. He's all about living life.
Starting point is 00:47:49 He would do a kickflip on the moon. Like, on the moon? That would be sick. That would be fucking sweet. Go do a kickflip on the moon. I don't do anything to do that, actually. Yeah, I would pay some, I'd pay 100 bucks to see that video. Would you even, oh, you would land.
Starting point is 00:48:03 You could probably do a bunch of them if you really, really. really kick that flip. Flip flipping for the rest of time. What did you guys say was your favorite horror movie, though? Because I missed a little bit. We all said conjuring. I think Conjuring is just the best movie ever. The Conjuring series I liked.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Ed and Lorraine are cool. Ed and Lorraine are always like the starring, like, everything. It's because they're real. You know what I like that hasn't been done, like, perfectly yet? Is the forest setting for, like, a horror movie where people are, like, on a trip or they're, like, traveling or... Cabin in the woods. Something. Yeah, but they didn't do it good.
Starting point is 00:48:37 Really? They didn't do it like the way he's talking about it because the captain in the witch was more like science. I'm looking more towards like the ritual. Have you seen the ritual? Something similar to that. There was one similar-ish. Like the witch was pretty good in my opinion. But it wasn't as like crazy. Like insanely crazy like the conjuring.
Starting point is 00:48:55 It did get a little wild towards the end, but the pacing of it was like, I felt like it was all just pushed back to the very end of the movie. It's crazy how many horror movies we don't even know about. Like there's so many and it's so overest. saturated, but there's so many bad ones. There's definitely some out there that we have not seen that are going to like fucking knock our socks off, but we just don't know. That are really good. I don't know why they are.
Starting point is 00:49:12 I need to find them. I don't even think they're on that whole episode. The scariest movies of all time. I mean more movie. Comment, tell me that. Please, please. Like your favorite scary movies. Because we like The Conjuring.
Starting point is 00:49:22 The Insidious was mid. It was good when I was a kid, but like, yes, dude. That is a crazy, crazy movie to me. Because when I was a kid, that movie fucked me up. So bad. When the red face showed up, I was like, no. Dude, I had to watch, I remember the first time I watched that movie was at my babysitter's house. And I had to watch, so like, the living, I was like, they were watching it in a bedroom.
Starting point is 00:49:43 And I had to watch it from the living room behind the couch peeking through the doorway into the room where the TV's at. And that's the only way I could watch when I was little because, like, I was just terrified of that movie. And we watched it recently and it was just like, no. Yeah, it was not. Yeah, I just, I remembered a movie that's like really good, but it's not like the premise is. It's super scary to me because I'm not scared of clowns, but it is a really well-made movie. It's a new one.
Starting point is 00:50:11 I've seen a lot of more, like, not traditional horror, but more like really weird ones. Like, there's this crazy one called Maniacs. I think it's 2011 or some shit. And it's just about these, like, I think they're, like, Confederate ghosts, like red-knit guys who just, if you walk into their town,
Starting point is 00:50:31 they'll just kill you in, like, a really bad way. 2001 maniacs? Oh, yeah, 2001, not 11, yeah. 2001 maniacs. And that movie... There's a Confederate flag on the... On the eye patch. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Wait, what? That movie is really wild. And I saw it... So many of these movies I've watched only through clips on YouTube through that one channel that was post clips. By the way, they probably make a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Maybe. Maybe not. I don't know. But those guys post a lot of clips. Oh, the same lady. that's in the insidious movies is in that one Wait, is it's the same lady Yeah, it is, Lynn Shea is
Starting point is 00:51:08 She's the She's the wife to the guy with the eye patch Wow, dude, that's insane She's a huge role It's kind of cool to like as an actor Or an actress to fall into a pocket of film Where like you can get recast to over and over Into the same genre that you're like good at
Starting point is 00:51:25 Like playing to your strengths You just get a horror film The guy cast of horror films is like Yeah, the guy who is in every single movie He's in every single movie. Like, listen to this switch up. So, like, you know the old lady in the Insidious movies? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:39 In the 90s, she was doing dumb and dumber, a Cinderella story in the early 2000s. What? Like, boat trip at 2002, just like normal, like, weird mainstream movies. And then randomly, she starts getting, and dude, she's done, like, every horror movie from, like, past, like, 2010 to now.
Starting point is 00:51:57 That's all she's done is horror. I'm looking at it right now. Her, yeah, what? She went from, like, romance. and like comedies to only bore. To a demon. To like an evil, evil monster. There's a movie called Ouija.
Starting point is 00:52:08 That has got to be a crazy. There's two movies called Ouija. I'm gonna buy a Ouija board too. No, you're, no, do not. Do not. Let's watch that movie and see what happens. All right, well, let's watch Ouija tonight and then it'll either stay There's two WiGis.
Starting point is 00:52:23 We can't watch Ouwee today. We all stuff to do. I mean, if I'm eating, I might be able to get away with watching a movie only because I'm eating, but maybe not the whole thing. Not the whole movie. Okay, because I have food coming. Wait, hold on. No way.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Wait, I'm really hungry. We're going to let you know how weegee is next week on the group chat podcast. What did you order? What did you order? What did you order? Yeah. I ordered like chicken and mashed potatoes. Where?
Starting point is 00:52:49 Applebees? What a weird order. Weird. Weird. Yeah. Yeah. Just a Thanksgiving dinner. You guys are evil.
Starting point is 00:53:01 I order cranberry sauce and a big turkey. Yeah, turkey and stuffed potatoes. Oh, dude. Thanksgiving food is so messed up. We should have it like once a month. I'm not even kidding. Thanksgiving food. Dude, imagine eating like ham.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Yeah, potato's gravy. Oh, dude, dude, dude, what's the really good stuff that just makes you go nuts? Wait. Well, well, hold on, hold on. You said ham? Get a mean, get a mean. I like a ham. I like a ham.
Starting point is 00:53:27 I like a ham. Get a mean, Burger King. What? That's like a Christmas thing. You have the Christmas ham. You don't have a no Christmas. You could have Thanksgiving Hey man. No, dude.
Starting point is 00:53:35 That's like, no dude, you're a loser. You literally grew up where they like landed. No, you're from the south. I forgot. I'm from where Christopher Columbus landed his big feet and said, let's have to repeat. No, dude, Christopher Columbus actually was in the West Indies and you don't know anything about geography, man. So shut up, dude. Christopher Columbus was also a fraud and also a monster that did horrible things.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Didn't he kill people and, like, lie and, like, steal and she? He was literally evil. He was literally a monster. Didn't he wear, like, a boarhead on his, and like, run and, like, kill people? I think he did. What? I made it up. You guys are ruining my superhero.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Can you not? Dude, do not call that guy your superhero. Yeah, don't call your superhero. Whatever you do. I think, like, any human being from back, I mean, it was like normal back then, but I'm pretty sure they all just, like, killed people. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:54:16 They're like, they're like horrible. What the hell? They're like, I don't like you, someone to kill you. I don't like recognize you. It was that. It's like, oh, you got something I want. I'm going to kill you now. But at the same time, we got taught how, like, there are actually our gods and heroes.
Starting point is 00:54:27 It was weird in school. It's like the age of discovery. Imagine like inner galactic discovery. If an alien was walking around in like our neighborhood, I'm pretty sure somebody would shoot in and kill it. Like imagine. Like a nine foot tall, like weird gray alien was like like, Crip walking.
Starting point is 00:54:45 Yeah, he would get shot by like the government. But then we'd learn that, hey, maybe aliens are chill and we could dab them up and like maybe we could share like secrets on something. What I mean? You're trying to cancel. Who? Who? Honey.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Christopher Columbus? Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I don't know. The ocean is blue and he sold it in 1499. too. What you don't know about? Stop! Stop! Stop!
Starting point is 00:55:05 Stop! Stop! Then he went and made a map cartographer. What do you know about that? Yes, sir! I'm out of here, dude. Let's wrap this thing up. This is all his... Okay, so where's Soft Willie? Because we talked about where grunks at. Where's Nick? Oh, is he asleep in bed? Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:23 Is he asleep in bed? Like, when he died. He had trenchful when he got here, dude. He did he have a transfigure. Yeah, he came home. He came home today. How many podcast strikes is that for Nick? Like 17. That's lucky number 11. Are we liquidating his splits?
Starting point is 00:55:38 We're giving it to Grunk. Whoever like loses like liquidation gives us to Grunk and Grunk gets like the most paid. Brunk gets a big pocket. It's a big pocket. After a three year vesting period, Grunk is like 98% because they're all dweeps and don't do anything. And he's rich. He's like rich as hell. And he wins at the end.
Starting point is 00:55:54 Dude. That's the way the script goes. I can't believe it. What? Runky is getting 100% of proceeds from Code Group right now. No way. Whapping $14, guys. Yep.
Starting point is 00:56:05 You know what about with that? Shout out to the food sales this week. That's our fit. That's our awesome fit. We're not kidding, though. We're in the shatter! So you better start using Code Group before we're homeless. Please, guys.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Can you please? If you guys don't use Code Group, you'll never see me ever again. I'm going to do something dressed. My infant babies that I've been raising, they're going to starve to death if you don't use Code Group. I'm going to lose my mind. I'm gonna marketing. This is a threat.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Wait, do you remember when? I'm gonna disappear and you guys are gonna cry. And you guys have no idea because I'm gonna do something. You guys have no idea. We do something drastic. Our babies are gonna die. We're late on rent. We're laid on our bills.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Our landlord just raised the rent. Larry's gonna get skinned alive. Like I heard that. I look, I say why we're watching horror movies. It's because we're trying to curse this house before we leave it. Can I accidentally just order Waterburger? Oh, we are trying to curse this house. We're succeeding in it.
Starting point is 00:56:59 We're succeeding. And then when we get into the new house, we're going to christen it. We're going to make, we're going to christen it. And we're going to make love. Is that a well-known fact?
Starting point is 00:57:06 Yep, that is what it means. That's what it means. What, moving. Oh, yeah. What are we going to hide it?
Starting point is 00:57:12 Like, I'm going to be streaming in a new setup. Yeah, like, what? Do you think like, and they're just going to be like, do you think how's this girl on trees?
Starting point is 00:57:17 Oh, I'm going to do you. Yeah, we're moving out. It's, it's, it's been a year almost coming up. And we had a year lease. That's how things work,
Starting point is 00:57:26 guys. Yep. Yep, we're all moving out. So yeah, we're moving out. We're going to a new place somewhere. Tanner's coming with me. I'm going to Washington again. I actually.
Starting point is 00:57:36 The Navy? Yeah. I actually might go back. No, I'm actually going to be a ghost hunter. I'm going to be a guest hunter. I can imagine Larry getting picked up by his feet and like getting like hazed in the Navy and getting dipped in a big fat of oil. And then like I drink all the oil and have like a big daily oil. You spray it.
Starting point is 00:57:54 A horror movie. This is the greatest soldier. I've ever been with my life. Nils start marching. Are you, like, lead? What are you shooting? I don't know. You're celebrating.
Starting point is 00:58:07 The airplane pilots. Yeah, so we're moving and we're cursing this house before we leave because we've been, like, abused here, guys. It's not funny. It's been bad, man. Any sort of, like, sigils that you want to see? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Do not. Do not. Just in case, man, you never know. I will be praying. I'll be doing prayers. I'll be shaming the dead. Shut up. I will be a shaman.
Starting point is 00:58:33 I'm going to hear you. We're going to bless the new house. Shaman's love God. We're going to bless the new house by watching Hunter X-Hunter 24-7 on repeat. That's what we have to do. That's how you have. That's how you cleanse a house. We agreed that a year ago when we finished it.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Maybe it was like eight months ago. We were like, all right, we're not going to watch another episode until we move into the new house because that's just, that's perfect. It's like a memory. It's like a memory building thing, too. I don't know why. When I moved in, we watched Hunter in this house. And it was my first time ever watching really through any anime ever. I think it's like the only one I've watched.
Starting point is 00:59:05 And you were obsessed. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. It's because I got like I was like attached to the storyline and the progression was good. It was good. It was great. It was good. Yeah, the characters were really good as well in the fun.
Starting point is 00:59:17 I don't know. And now we'll have the memories of me moving in watching Hunter and then moving into the new house in Washington Hunter. Yes. It's like a tradition. It is tradition. We're passing down the torch. So if you are ever in the moving houses or locations, cleanse your place with some hunter-hunter.
Starting point is 00:59:36 It'll be like your comfort. It's like when you're not at home, you'll have home with you. Dude, I get a boost of energy every time I hear, and I hear it. I'm just like, all right, let's go do everything ever today. What was the ending song? I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 01:00:01 We had a field day doing that. That was so fucking fun. Every time it appeared we did it. We all, it was like a fucking way. Yeah, it was, it's our ritual.
Starting point is 01:00:14 It's how we, you know, it's our like shaman. Dare I say, dude. Yeah, the comfort show of the group show. We need to go to TwitchCon in Vegas.
Starting point is 01:00:22 TwitchCon Vegas. Go see the big eyeball. I guess I'm going to see it. I really, I really, I, do we really. want to. Yes, dude.
Starting point is 01:00:28 Yes. Dog shit. No, it's going to be really hard to get a hotel room on the strip because that shit is definitely booked out. But we can try. Where's KitCon at? Let's go to KitCon. Let's go to Rumble.
Starting point is 01:00:38 Let's go to Rumble Fest. I didn't even think about that. Like being even a possibility of being a real thing. There's no one. In my head didn't read, like, I didn't realize that it's just a website and that it made its own convention. I didn't like, I don't know. I didn't like think about like how big TwitchCon.
Starting point is 01:00:53 I just like assumed it was an event. Wait, hold on. Here's something. to think about all of the streamers that have gotten signed to kick are probably not going to be going to TwitchCon right and if they do they're not going to get the treatment they will but they're not going to show up in the lounge isn't or anything I don't think unless they have like a Twitch rep and they're like lying they're like hey maybe I come back to Twitch you know but they're going to show up they're going to be in the because like everybody always shows up they just don't go in the convention hall that much or they get let in by somebody out around you know like just be in the city you know we did random things when we were together. We did random. It is Vegas, right? We did weird things.
Starting point is 01:01:32 Oh, yeah. There's a lot of things to do in Vegas. You know everything about Vegas, so you got to be our tour guide. I don't know everything about Vegas. Okay, sorry. I know he does. I know he does. Oh, but you know everything about Vegas, though, right?
Starting point is 01:01:43 No. Okay, Karnia Sada fry guy. That's you. They have, like, the best beer you at tacos on the strip or near the strip. I love one. I'm hungry. You all. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Shut. Dude, I'm excited I'm excited about Isaac's next video only because the Luigi part. I went, dude, that was the funniest recording of all time. Bill Clinton was making a speech and then in the middle of it, Luigi joins and he goes,
Starting point is 01:02:14 Yahoo. Yahoo! Yoh-a-o-a-a-a-a-a-ab-a-a-ab-a-a-a-a-a-a- I was losing my mind. Yeah, I think it's also a really funny thing that, see, these people that we do these videos with are, they're like, they're drag me in by any means possible mode.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Like, they will name themselves like our names. They'll name themselves. Like, there were so many celebrities. There was like Drake 21 Savage, DJ Khalid Tadah. But sometimes they do that. They'll go like the full extent of like trying to get themselves all the way to the top. And then you drag them in. Dude, I was, I was losing my mind when I kept dragging in pot of greed.
Starting point is 01:02:54 Okay. Oh, my God. They noticed. They noticed us dragging in pot of the top. of greed one single person picked up on it and named himself pot of weed. So we grabbed him in and made pot of greed and pot of weed go at it. And then like before I know, half the VC is like pot of pee. It's like a hundred people are pot of something.
Starting point is 01:03:12 Yeah. What's the craziest part about that is we only dragged pot of greed in for like five seconds every 15 minutes or like 20 or 30 minutes. It was like a reminder. A small window. So you had to be constantly watching and paying attention. You're like a pot of greed. Oh wait, pot of greed again 30 minutes later.
Starting point is 01:03:26 Oh, pot of greed. All right, I'm being pot of weed. That's it. And then everybody follows. Like, it's crazy. It is kind of nuts. We had a lot of celebrities. A lot of celebrities.
Starting point is 01:03:34 21 Savage, young fart, of course. Young fart, dude. Shout out Young fart. Don't even talk about Young fart right now. We shout out young fart. No pun intended. Young fart was just too much. Young far was crazy.
Starting point is 01:03:47 I don't know how the fuck you left. He had, he left that thing on for like ever. You'll get you guys. I can't believe that. I think that was him snoring. Yeah. But it was like, get that thing.
Starting point is 01:03:57 Dude, he just cut that thing. Hang on them. It was insane. Yeah, I do have to edit that video. So my Minecraft addiction and movie watching Fiesta is about to come to a very shocking. Well, you need a break too. Don't even talk to me. Please.
Starting point is 01:04:10 We got a movie to watch tonight. I did. All my break watching movies with you guys. Yeah, I feel like I used all my like vacation. All in the span of like a week. And I'm like, all right, well, now I get back to work for the rest of the year. That was like we spent our entire spring break doing like the worst shit in world. We could have went somewhere for a week.
Starting point is 01:04:30 We could have gone out into the actual places that are haunted. Oh, I don't even know what happened. Oh, that's scary. All right. We're actually going to go to the conjuring house for the next video. I'm going to summon a demon there. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:04:43 Dude, stop fucking saying. What? You're going to get hurt. What? I'm going to do some research and find out if whatever you poke at will only be attached to you. And if so, be my guest, man. Let me know your list and do what you want.
Starting point is 01:04:58 But Ouija boards are scary Oh, here's something As we wrap this episode up Let's If you guys have any experience With scary spooky dokey Put it down below And make sure Tanya reads all of them
Starting point is 01:05:11 I read all of them And then we can talk about the next podcast Let's read all of them Because I want to see I want to see everybody's stories Yeah let's read some next time Especially like experiences with Ouji boards
Starting point is 01:05:21 Because Tanner's hung up on the stupidest shit in the world Yeah, I don't know about that You don't want me to buy Ouija board off Amazon because it's an Amazon's bestseller. What? Dude, we saw that. Even in the second conjuring movie, they had a makeshift one out of like, like, serial boxes.
Starting point is 01:05:37 And that was like the worst spirit they've ever encountered. That was like the, that was like the budget like ghost. That was like a, it was like a fiber ghost. It made it with crayon and it was like the worst one of their experience. There was like a tree that got struck with lightning and he made like a fucking, they made a little girl try and jump on the spike.
Starting point is 01:05:55 And she almost killed herself on it. And that was just off of like a cardboard, cereal box, Ouija board. Like a napkin and a crayon. Yeah, that was. The triangle. Listen,
Starting point is 01:06:04 if there's any ghosts we would ever contact, we have to go the full way out because if we, if we cheap out on it, we're going to get the cheapest ghost ever. And those guys are bastards. He's going to come in and start drinking. Those guys are like,
Starting point is 01:06:16 those are like pirates. He's going to get like pirates. Yeah. He's going to come in. He's going to drink milk. He's like, oh, man. Right out of the cart.
Starting point is 01:06:25 I was good to shit over with. All right, cracks his neck. It was like, blah. Jesus is around the house for him. Right one in hours over, he's like, all right, that's my shift. Later. All right, I have one last final statement to talk about
Starting point is 01:06:39 with the scary movies. All right, yummy. Okay, yummy. Here it is. All right. Scary movies only target to fearmonger kids. So, like, when you're a kid and you watch scary movies, you're like the primary victim,
Starting point is 01:06:53 and it's so much scarier. Now that I'm an adult, it's like, the demons aren't after me anymore, man. That is true. So there's like a lame aspect. When I was a kid, I was like, why does everything want to kill me and possess me? Because they're like, you know, going after a week,
Starting point is 01:07:08 whatever targets. Yeah. So I don't know. I feel like the only movie that's done good for adults is like incantation. Because that movie, like, it's just like a fucked up movie. Even for kids, it'll be like scary. For kids. It's like, oh.
Starting point is 01:07:23 You know what? That movie, Incantation might have been. been from like Taiwan or something because I remember it was like the biggest film from the Oh you're right it was Taiwan we did we looked into it and it was like one of the best movies to ever come out of that country. Which was sad because it only made like 10 mil or something. I mean if that went if that was in theaters in America it would have done very well I believe that's just my personal thing though.
Starting point is 01:07:50 It's really hard to get stupid fat Americans to want to watch subtitled movies. Yeah, get them out of their couch from watching like like the worst shit ever. A parasite subtitled, and that did very well in box office, like really well. Was it in theaters? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know that.
Starting point is 01:08:06 They did a lot of marketing, too, I think. Look at Squid Game. Squit game! Yeah, dude. So incantation grossed 5.7 million. Oh, my God. But it is the highest grossing Taiwanese horror film of all time.
Starting point is 01:08:21 Oh, horror film. What's the highest grossing Taiwanese film ever? You look that up. I can't. I'm recording. Highest grossing. Is it Taiwan? Look up, look up the grossest thing ever. What's it called?
Starting point is 01:08:32 Yeah. What? Look up the grossest pile recorded. Look up the biggest log. Look at the grossest recording of all time. The grossest recording of a pile. A pile of what? Just a pile.
Starting point is 01:08:47 Just a pile. It's just a gross pile. That's like your marketing thing. Pile of what? You'll have to watch and find it. You have to watch and find what. Like the pile is, like it's just a pile of what. What are we doing?
Starting point is 01:09:00 Ghosted. I think it's called ghosted. Ghosted. What, the highest growth growth? It says it means zero million dollars. So that's actually, I don't. It's all bugged. It's really hard to, it's really,
Starting point is 01:09:10 you think about zero. That's a lot. So it's hard. It's hard. Highest. Gross. It doesn't matter. No, like just the movie in Taiwan.
Starting point is 01:09:22 Oh, I just did. Horror films. Oh, yeah, no. that's ghosted isn't a horror film. What? Ghosted? Dude. You want to hear the America?
Starting point is 01:09:30 Not responding to somebody. Oh my God. It's a goddamn, like... You want to hear America's top four horror film grossing? Contraintry? Nope, goes it? The sixth sense. I am legend.
Starting point is 01:09:45 I am legend. It's not a horror movie. And World War Zee. Dude, those are just a zombie movie. They're apocalypse movies. What is sixth sense? Highest grossing horror film. I've never seen sixth since.
Starting point is 01:09:58 Me either. Oh, then there goes The Exorcist. It's got good reviews. Dude, I have a few. Guys, we got to wrap it up. This game is up just running through me. Use code group for 10% off. Please, use go group.
Starting point is 01:10:08 All right. Ladies and gentlemen, oh, wait, this was the movie club. Oh, what is it? It's a movie called, I think it's called Cape Number. Oh, it's China. Never mind. Let's wrap it up.
Starting point is 01:10:19 We'll find out later. Thanks, dude. Well, thank you guys for listen to this very awesome movie-themed topic. I like movies. We love movies. We love movies. If you have any movies that are similar to either the first conjuring or even the second one and or incantation, please let us know in the comments.
Starting point is 01:10:37 We want more. Recre Ralph, too. Because I got a P-2 now for some reason. 10% off. We'll see you later. My gosh. We'll see you later. Whoa.

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