The Group Chat - #69 - We’re Breaking Up!

Episode Date: August 25, 2023

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I said grunky bonny evolving. How he's so steady with it? He says he's in college now with a couple of roommates. Hey. Hey. Can be going to sit in it. How's he doing the class? He said, okay.

He's already failing. I mean college. He been doing it. Mama, I made it. Mama, I made it. All right. All right. Let us go.

What's up with it in? To the group chat. Good chat. Fucker. I don't know what episode this is. It's probably an episode 100 by now. Wait, is this 60's freaking nine? Oh, no.

Dude, this is 69. Is it actually? Episode swag. We are episode. Oh my, my God. We got laid. Episode. Oh, my God.

We're all here. Wait, is this the first in a while? We are all here 69. Did you imagine if even one of us missed episode 69? I think we would like actually, we would drop them. Like, we would drop them. Like, all their equity would be gone. They'd move out.

Their equity. Everything about you will be gone. We're playing a game of monopoly right now. This is all of faith. Equity. Yeah. There's no equity. Bro, give me, give me, give me a New York Avenue right now.

You ain't getting that, bro. You ain't getting now. Okay, guys. What's the difference between 69 and 6.9? There was no 6.9. What? Show me something, bro. Oh, wait. Show me. Show me. It's 6.9 is a good thing ruined by a period. Oh.

Yeah, fine. Someone gives you a yummy 10 points plus 10 points. Plus two points. With that joke, somebody give me some debts. I want to think, we want to thank our sponsor on every single podcast. No, no, no.

You can just think. No, no, no. I made sure. I made sure. I personally want to think the podcast sponsor. Mm-hmm. Game yourselves. Okay.

Gamers sucks. I made sure to bring that shit. Nose was good. They know what to put in their drinks. They know what to make. They know what to do. And they got some tattas to go with it. They got them damned new tropics.

Look what gamers did. Look, Tanner. Tanner. They gave a picture of you before. You were a punitively sh- We need it before. So I posted a picture of my story. I posted a picture of my story

and it was Operation Code Group and it was like this really like funny picture of like SpongeBob and Patrick. Someone responded and said, do people actually use the code or are you being for real when you say three people use it a month? We're being so for real, guys.

We can show you guys a progress report of ourselves. Yeah, it's like a graph. What do they say? Read it again? They were asking. They said, do people actually use the code? Or are you being for real when you say three people use it a month? Okay.

All right. The way you phrase this is. Yeah, it's a three. Yeah, no, think for the four people. Whoa, Lego. Lego pirate. Yeah, we actually have four people. It's not three.

We leveled up. You guys grow up. We actually leveled up. Okay. Can we address the elephant in the room now? More like the grunk. More like on the elephant in the new freaking room. You already said the beginning.

I said, Grunk keep on evolving. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in a freaking new. We moved into a new house, guys, and Grunk's over there now. We built a new room into the house, and Grunk is there right now. We have to acknowledge that when when Grunk was first on the scene,

my, you know, like when I came around and he was counting green blades of grass. Yeah. When he was just a little lad. Now he's a grunc was. man in college and he's going to count some more green, but he's working towards success. He's counting more green. He's going to be like, everyone's going to be like this instead of this. Come on, man.

He thrown the tree. Come on, baby. We need to outlaw this. Remember back when Grunk was like, he just learned how to ride his bike and now he could get sent to prison forever. If he makes a mistake. Yeah. No, you know what?

This is actually, this is actually real. I remember, I'll never forget when I first talked to Grunk and he was like, like, you know what? He's like, we're playing Minecraft. He's like, all right, I'm going to go microwave some marshmallows in the microwave to eat them. There it goes. That was your dinner.

Was microwave marshmallows and candy? He could have said that a week ago, though. It looks like in his lobby. I remember. It was such a precious time, dude. I remember I would like sleep during the day, wake up at night and we'll be on call and I joining grunk is like marshmallow heavy. Barthello cheese.

Chicken nuggets. Yep. Yep. And he's always got a new. Game on the block that he knows about. Bro. Since I've moved in, like I moved in a week ago or like five days ago now. A little week ago.

And like, holy, holy freaking frat, dude. I have not like sat on my computer. Every time I sit down on my computer, I feel like, okay, I need to go out and do something. Okay. Before, I want to, this is for like the audience, for the people who are also moving into, like, their first dorm. Your experience, drunk, your experience. How has it been thus far? And he's speaking to a little ghost in the corner of his room right now.

He's delusional, by the way. He's speaking. Yeah, he's on. The one guy can't sit down your house is on it, dude. We're playing charades right now. Okay, grunk is saying, turn down the volume. Yeah, I was. What's up, y'all?

Wait, hang on, let me show. You're the worst roommate ever. This whole endeavor's over. This is like, God. Yeah, he has four roommates all the way right now. For. Jumby. That's not Jumby.

No, that's my goat. That's my goat. That's my day one. That's awesome. It's like a drunk got like a fucking prison. That looked like a men's warehouse. Yeah.

He was on the beach. I'd be like, I'm gonna buy him. Ladies and gentlemen, we lied. Grunk is in a Swedish prison. I made a Swedish prison. I made it.

I made it. You made it, baby. I made it too. But as I was saying earlier, your experience so, like, thus far,

how has it been? Just, you know, just for also people who are moving into the first storm and are nervous. Yeah, true.

It's been so fun. I can't, Like, first day I was here, my roommate was not moved in yet. And so I just went down to the lounge and, like, met people. And we played freaking Mario Party and baked cookies. Like, dude, that's so fun. You're going to school at like a daycare. What?

You have not drinking beer. Now you guys are playing Mario Party. No, I had my first class today. I know I'm in college because my professor said the F word. And it was awesome. He said a slur? Not the flirt. Not the flirt, not the flirt.

Calm down, guys. I was like, what's cool? No, but that was cool. And I've been skating a lot, too. I freaking gap the three stair today, which was really fun. I guess they do, yeah. To get around, right? You can skate around campus.

Yeah, there's actually a college class for skateboarding. Yeah, skating 101. Yeah. Ollie's Tony Hawk. It's so fun. Wait, so did you go to the lounge, like, in the dorm lounge where there's like a pool table or like a TV or like a kid? The kitchen.

That's so cool. It's so cool. You're going to find your wife there one day. Dude, you're going to marry your spouse, dude. Level Tic Giaz. You're going to have to find a wifey soon, dude. Bro. Latina Giaz.

Me and Camden, like, all day today, has been just like going around. People are saying brainstorm, green needle. And, like, asking them which one they hear. No, he just had to be here, dude. This is just, this is the college experience, guys. Isaac. I asked him.

Grunks losing it. Isaac, I asked him if he did his laundry yet and he said not yet, but he's going to. And keep in mind, he said when he wanted to move in, he's like, I've never done my laundry before. Dude, yeah. Ooh, I'm scared for you. No, it's not going to be bad. It's not, I've done my laundry before. You're going to have, like, you're going to have Joby do it for you or Camden, whoever.

That resemblance is very uncanny. It's not. Yeah, you saw that, right? I was the only in the one. We all said it. This, grunk. It's only in the hair. He's coming in frame right now.

It's only the hair of the video. Special guest. All right. Ladies and gentlemen. Camden and goat. Here is the goat. He was in the freaking Isaac White.

Chewy. Chewy, everybody. Chewy, this is a chewy. Chewy face reveal. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's not. Yeah. It's like.

I was about to say. I was about to say. He looks like leg. You have every two of reference. I don't know. We're like talking like the entire Isaac White. Dude. What's going to happen,

Grunk? when you don't have any cheese it's, like, you know, restocked in your room or something like that. Do you only think I eat cheeses? There's not a scene of this room. Yes, you do. I think so, too. I always ate cereal.

Oh, wait. There's cheese. Listen, I trust my boy. I'm waiting for the day when he comes out. I was like, guys, I just made lasagna. It's like beautiful spark. It's like, it's like the most gorgeous thing ever. If someone floats in the doorway.

Guys, I just made udon soup. Like, check it out, guys. I'm actually going to cry. Yeah, I can't, I can't wait for like the, adventure. Oh my God. Is that the back of Willie's head there? Can we talk about a year ago? A little over a year ago. Like a baby?

Grunk, grunk, when we were first visiting in May in Texas, you looked like a fucking toddler. It's all in the hair and the freaking jawline. That's actually... So, Grunk, how's the mewing going, man? Dude, mewing, guys, mewing freaking, it

works. It shows magic. I've been mewing, I've been mewing for the past year. and a half now, and I'm sure you've seen the difference. Look at his jaw on. Cancel tilt is actually improved as well. Look, Max.

I hate that. What is that, dude, what is that trend supposed to be? Dude, you just not. You just don't know, no. I have a line. I have a line. I did the filter. I did the filter over my eyes

and I have a line and then I did this. No, and then I did the. No, bitch is down. You need to lose match. Boom, boom, boom. I don't get it. It's just like what. Wow.

What's the, It's just like the preferred geography geometry where someone famous knows, I don't know. Who cares? Who cares no? Adabois! All right, let's make bits about Grunk real quick.

Grunk, did you actually... I think... No. Not a joke. Not actively. I might be doing it passively. I don't know what it is really. Like a tick. Grunk, do you have like a card for your like food and stuff like that that you have to swipe like only a few times or something? 200 swipes.

A month? No, a semester, I think. I was about to say, boy, you fadda. What? That's still a lot. My... Oh, wait, a semester. So that's like...

No, that's a lot. That's like three months. That's 90 days. About... Three meals a day. But, um... Who does that? Who actually...

Where do you eat three meals a day? Could you pay to get, like, a better plan? Are there, like, plans for that? Yeah, there are. No way. There's, like, gold and, like, platinum packages and shit. Basically, yeah. You can get more sweats.

You don't got no battle royale pass where you're in fucking cafeteria hall, dude. Freaking. Wait, what's like the yumiest treat you have? The yummiest treat? Dude, there's a pizza place that actually kind of snaps. It's the latest open thing. Like, it's open like past 11 when everything else closes.

That's where you're going to find a love of your life, I think. Dude, that's a rots. You're going to find your wife. You're going to find your wifey on there. Dude, wife her. Your Gatwere a hubby and he's going to be like doing that thing that I keep on getting tagged on. TikTok where the guy's like rolling the fucking dough

and then he's like throwing it up in the air. Oh, he's like seeing that before? That's only you because you look like him. That's your twin brother. Can you put him up on the screen cam? That's your right or not. He's this guy that works at Papa John's. And he apparently looks like me and he's like able to flip this dough all around

and people keep saying it's me in tagging. He plays with dough like it's ass. Yeah. Hell yeah. Fuck yeah. Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom. Boom, boom.

Bo, bo, bo, bo, bo. Yeah. Also, dude, flipping that pizza in that video, you said he worked at Papa Johns. He does not work at Papa Johns. You know how unnecated. He does not work at Papa Johns, dude.

You can't tell me he does. There is absolutely no way you have to be doing all that. Dude. Hey, man. I get tagged in it at least two times, three times a day. It's appreciated. If I was there, I'd be like, I love that pizza so much.

Yeah, I started like tipping for the first time ever in my life. Yeah, I'll give them like $20. When they turn around the screen? Like, I do. But I'm tired of it. I get tired of it. Okay, I probably get tagging things.

I'm not even kidding like 20 times a day. But they're like goblin misshaping people who look like they got their heads like slammed by hammer. Like their faces are like this long. It looks like the front of their, this part is like paved in. Do they say it's you? Yes. Yes. This looks like you.

The worst. I get boldly size. I get every single Mexican kid who has long hair. And also that one guy, that one guy, I don't even need to. Dude, I just get like normal people. Like, all they're white. I just get like normal white people. Every guy with the beard is Tanner.

Everyone with glasses is grunk. And brown hair. That one guy. Is he Mexican? I don't even know. Or you know, you know more about him. I don't know anything about it.

The guy that I could tag. I don't know shit about him. I just get tagged in. I'm not going to go research him. I've got nothing on this guy. I got no leads. I got no leads. I got no leads. I don't know.

You want to hear what I get tagged in? Yeah, you guys seen that video of that guy. It's like this little kid with like a village hidden in the leaf, a little thing on his forehead. And you like, Narto? Yeah, we know Narto. Dude, it's like, it's like motherfuckers name and Isaac. And it's, I swear to God, I'm like, can you like,

every single time I see it, it's from a different person that has like over half a million likes and everyone, everyone, like they see it and they feel the need to let me know. I mean, you do love freaking Narto. I think our whole, everyone needs to let us all know about some random lookal like that. It's kind of fun, though. We got to try and eliminate it.

Okay, here, wait. We got to do a doffal gang or tier list. I've done one. Or idea, let's, everyone just tag yummy in, like, people that don't even look anything like him. He's still, like, beautiful babes, like, beautiful hot guys. Yeah, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful seductress with big butts. Like, professional basketball players. For, like, every time, like, LeBron James or, like, Seth Curry is a step back.

three be like, is this you at Yomi-May and just keep adding me in all those. Yeah, like an enchanting, an enchanting one basketball. I'm trying to find, I'm trying to show you guys, but it's basically, I get tagged in a few where it's like this dude that's got like kind of spiky hair and his teeth are a little like weird and he has chains. And so I'll be like, do the thing. Oh my fucking God. Where he bites it, where he bites the chain.

Yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about? And it's that one is a dude that flips the pizza and there's one other. I can't remember what it is. That guy who's like, I learned his new trick with my chain and this is from my biggest fan out there and he's like, he's like, yeah, yeah, thanks.

Thanks for watch. Honestly, honestly, Willie. Yes, yep. Be nice, being a friendly. Dude, be nice to him. They say you reap the so and that. Oh, that. That.

Oh, that. That. Recreate it. Dude, you did not remember it. Yeah, you used to do that shit. You did. That was using yourself. You did.

You got three years ago. Three years ago. That's all Fun prime. Don't be careful what you call on the internet. Yeah, you guys were trying to be like way too ironic, way too soon. You guys. You haven't even established a brand of humor yet and you're like, let's just be ironic off the rip.

So people just thought y'all were weird. And then they learned that like, oh, never mind. They're doing it on purpose. That's like the most true thing anybody's ever since. Yeah. Yeah, no, because I remember, I was told that, like, they were like, are you guys, like, fucking weird, like that weird? Or are you guys doing it on purpose?

I'm like, what are you talking about? It's like, the humor, like, well, I see what you guys post on Twitter and shit. Do you not? Are you not just like, are you just like that? I'm like, it's all jokes. And he's like, okay, that was my second theory. But my first theory was that you guys are like. Second theory.

There's people like writing on chalkboard. Yeah, I'm not, hold on. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. We really bit the bullet down right on the, right on the case. Yeah, because look at this, dude. Imagine like looking soft willy. The whole boy thing that we did.

Yeah. This was your, this was your fault. You started it. He looked at it up on Google images. Wait, this is my Apple. Oh, yeah, dude. This is my application.

And watched that video. I'm just letting you know, that was your first impression. Corey Kenshin, yeah, Corey Kenshin watched the video of me dominating you. It's POV. I'm dominating you.

I can't look at it. Dude, yeah, look at it. What is, what happened? What is it too head? Wait, Tanner, find the one where I, like, go over, over the phone. Oh, that one was cold. Dude, your hair cut. That was a thing.

That was some really harsh light that day. Oh, this was a bad one. That's a classic. That's a sticker in this. It's a really good one. That's a great one. I used to love that one when he first posted it. I was all over that one.

Oh, it is so. Like I was saying, the whole, the whole boy thing that we started doing in the like two videos ago or something by now. Like everyone thought we were following. Yeah, you know, I remember we talked about it and it was like, you could, you could, if somebody randomly stumbled upon it without any context of us or anything like that, it literally just comes off. They thought we acted like that, that was a humor.

Because there was people who were like, Is this really the jokes that they were making? They, like, got big off of them. There were genuinely people. No way. No way. All of the cringiest group of dudes I've ever seen on YouTube. I'm, like, watching my friend physically recoil after he does it and you can't.

Dude, you ever go down like a rabbit hole and come across a YouTuber and, like, there's, like, a whole other universe of, like, them and their humor and stuff? And you're, like, not really catching on. Like, not to bring up. Oh. Not to bring up that guy But that's kind of how like Call me Carson is now Like he's in like a weird YouTube bubble

Of like kind of weird humor And like interesting people You know? Really? Yeah Yeah He's like he records with people that are Like in a completely different subject

Of like YouTube Subjects I do want to say I do want to say that From another high school Band kids like They cringe at their own jokes as well So like we're in a sense

Mimicking Band Kid behavior No, no, don't say it. I don't believe you. Because that's what they do. They make crazy-ass jokes. Okay, name one. Name one video, one singular video that someone's ever done that.

There's plenty. There's finally plenty. Hold the receipts, you're on it. Everybody stop. I literally just like typed in soft wheeling on Google. You're still going at it. Oh, my God. That's the video I was going to say.

That's the one. That's the one. Nick. I've gotten that one too. No, no, no, no. You had a cameo in my video. Someone joined with. your profile picture and your name,

and I dragged him in knowing damn well it wasn't you. I was like, hey, Willie, let's get this video on. He was like, I'm going to throw my camera. He turns it on that. Pictures flashed. We all lost it. Voice change her and everything. It was a great.

Nick, can you please shave your head and go, like, gain 30 pounds? I feel like I really, I would do it for like a large sum of money or something like. Do it out of your own enjoyment. Do it out of your own. Yeah, come on.

You love that stuff. It's so fun. I like my hair too much right now. I like it long. I will shave it off in your sleep. Yeah, that's what she said, dude. Dude, yeah, I've been seeing some TikTok because people sing, like,

Don't let him pull a yummy. Keep scissors away from him. Don't let him pull a yummy. I'm like, man. I see that. I see that. I wait over your bed with like razors. And I'm like, I'm going to do it.

If you're going to cut your hair. If you're going to cut your hair, there's a sign to not do it. Come on, man. Come on. Come on. Brother, that's right. What are you saying, yummy?

I was just going to say, don't let the weird kids on the internet dictate when you do and don't cut your hair or what you do too. Personally, personally, I just like my hair long. I like my hair a little longer. So that's what I thought. I'll shave my head bald just to make them mad.

Like, I'll do it. I don't give a fuck. I should have honestly, I should have honestly shaved your head. I should have really fucked up. I should have just gone. No guard. No guard.

No, it would have been one out of ten. Honestly. That would have been, no, I would want to go bald for like a stream goal or something. Like, if we had 3,000 subs, I'll shave my head bald. That's your number? Hey, ball. No, that's not my number.

If I was to do it. He has some goals in showing bald. That was you yesterday night. He's like showing the worst pictures of all time of you and then he's like perfect Hollywood face-set

pictures of himself. The perfect. He's showing me like feeling myself and I'm like fat, I'm a fat lard. And he's showing pictures like that. He's like perfect. My God.

His big butt. Huh? How did you drop? Oh my gosh. Guys. I just not dropped that. Dude, I should have. Damn, man.

We should have capitalized on that. We missed out a shit ton of money. I know. A shit ton. That's passed by it. That trains like far gone. Who ate all the pussy? Not you.

Not you. Come on. Did you really eat all that pussy? You know, do you really eat all that pussy? You really eat all that pussy? Hey, hey, hey, hey. So many keywords. Oh, 21.

49. Got you. I got it. I got it. Don't write down 21. Just leave this all in. 21? You don't know.

Your topic real quick. Yeah, we're moving. Congratulations. Look at behind TAM. Congratulations. Congratulations. We're all moving. We were supposed to mention that.

We're all moving out. We're all moving out. We're all moving here, actually. He really likes his room right now. I bought the house and I'm staying in this one. They all we're going back to Washington. I got a job with the lumber mill. We're going to have a good time.

Dude, imagine living. in this house all alone to yourself. Like, everyone else moves out and you just have your... I would hate it. I would be so depressing. Imagine, imagine, imagine yummy just sitting there, crisscross applesau,

eating canes at nighttime or like Haudberg at night. You know how sad I was when I first moved in and there was like, no internet, there was nothing and I was just sitting there. And I was like, Oh,

Low Larry. What's the best I could do right now? I'm going to tweet everything I can. And I started like, I put my PC in the kitchen with my toes around the shit. Like, I tried everything. I remember that.

I was playing cop head in the That's what I was doing. I was playing cup it in the kitchen with my PC on the floor. I remember that. That was fun. Why did you go so early? You guys hear that? I did hear that. I didn't remember really. I think I just had everything prepared already. I was like, I'm just going to go. Listen, listen. Listen. I got the bullet.

Is that an airplane? It's going to triangulate. It's getting closer. As soon as this passes over, don't say the time, dude, they'll triangulate our location and figure out. Yeah, actually stop, stop, stop, stop. Yeah, don't say it's out. Today is Sunday. Today is Sunday on a Wednesday.

Anyway, so we're moving, we're moving, and it's going to be awesome. They're moving. First YouTube group on Mars, it's going to be crazy. Yeah, no, so we actually were starting a frat at Grunk's college. Yeah. Ew, you guys are like 40. Don't come here. Oh, my God, already playing the 8th card like that?

What the hell? Dude, we're going to start our, we're going to start on the sports frat, Grung. Come on. In e-sports frat, Grung, come on. In e-sports frat. I'd do it. You're not allowed in, buddy. We're gonna haze you.

You have to be at least 40 to come into this grass. And you have to like bring like three girls with you. Dude, oh my gosh. Speaking of which, let me find, um, let me make sure I'm literally 20. I wouldn't even be a senior in college. I was gonna say. Dude, oh,

look, I just got, I got a flyer to invite to a party. Hang on, I can't show. Can you can, do you think Cam can blur this? Yeah. Do you think, do you think Cam can blur the, Don't do it. Don't do it. Grunk, this is what you're supposed to do.

You go to the address to the party. Before you go, you piss all over the flyer. And then you show up to the party with it drenching like, like, like, leave out of your hand and then you ring it out on their head. Anyways, this flyer says, sign my booty shorts. Party. Bring a marker. And I got a flyer for it.

And it's right here. Don't you dare sign those. Don't, don't, don't put your name for that. And it says, it says, girls, girls free before 1020. Girls free. Girls free for 1020. Don't go there. It's a twerk party. It's a twerk party.

It's a twerk party, man. What are you saying like it's so normal, dude? That's where Satan shows up. That's where hell opens up and swallows you whole. Why are you acting like I'm going to go to this party? If you go there, you're getting... Because you have a flyer. You're getting tortured in hell.

We were just walking to the park and he gave it to me. You just flashed a flyer and like, why do you think I'm even going to go in the first place? You saved the flyer? It wasn't even on my desk. It wasn't even on my desk. All right, drunk, if you're not going to go... He'd leave me. He lemonade.

Dude, drunk. You really are going to go to that, dude? Yes, I'm going to go. Listen to me. Listen to me. I'm going to go to the twerk party. I'm going to get big wet booty twerk it all over me. Big wet booties? Do you hear that Mr. Mrs. Grunk?

Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Big ghetto booty girl. Wait, what? Wait a minute. This group chat house has multiple asses that are ready to be thrown on you, by the way. What? What are you? Would you rather have, Isaac?

Does you rather have college booty on you? or the group chat booty on her. Harassment in the workplace. I want Nancy Pelosi's big, independent political ass thumping and bumping all over my pelvis. Why you have to be college weird tanner?

You're literally 23. What? Who, Nancy Pelosi? I solved it. I solved it. It was already solved. Wait, I'm still getting over the fact that Yami said he's 20.

He is 20. Yomi's 19. He literally just didn't know. He's 18. He's 20 in August. Yummy's 16. He was gone because he's literally 21. He's my little nephew, bro.

I'm 21. Wait, you're not. I was 1, he lasted in 5. Yeah, but can you suck him out like a tini? Guys, yummy is either 21 or 22. He's not, no. 18. You drink and smoke weed yummy?

Soft Willa, you're a bad friend if you can't even remember your friend's day. I graduated. I graduated. Hold on. Isaac, I'm 24. Isaac's 23. Yummy is 21. Wrong and wrong.

20. Yummy is 19. Oh my God. He's 18. Yommy is 18. You're 2017 17. It goes like this. It goes Willie 26.

Tanner 12. Willie, Willie 28. Isaac 13. Grunk. Four. All right. Grong,

what you're going to have big college booty all over you. Come on, son. Or you have to wear the booty shorts and go to the party. Bro. All right, girl, I probably forgot the big wet booty. Grunk, you wear the booty shorts and you go twerk. I'm not, you go to show some hat.

You go to throw. You go, I'm not. You go, I'm not. Clap, clap, clap, clap. No, I would not. So you, okay, here's a fun party idea. It's called a booty short marker party. Markiplier.

That's really like mark a player. And then the girl, everybody in attendance stores booty shorts. You wear googly eyes, you draw googly eyes on the girls, and they make an elephant out of your bulge. Oh. And your winger. Come on now. Okay.

This is a banger. Best party ever. Yummy got to go to college. Wait. Wait, can somebody watching this make this a gift? Ew. Everyone watching, do not make that a gift. The retention just.

That was crazy. That was intense. Please. We make this a gift. Please put that. Oh, my. What the? That's like, that's scary.

That's scary. Yeah, that was crazy. Why? That was crazy. How did you do that? I was like unreal. Oh, that again. Do it again.

Dude. Oh, I don't like that. His fingers don't even moving from the same frame. It's the camera frame rate. What the? Ew. Everybody's trying it. It's all that.

That's crazy. Make a gift for the whole screen. Everyone do it. You got a good gift. Look. Dude. You don't think you've tried out in a cum or something. Oh, you don't make that a gift.

It's a gift. Don't do it. Man, Isaac's really missing out right now, huh? All right, yeah, I should do it now. Cam, go ahead. Animating and clapping. All right, now, Cam, don't do that. Cam, don't do anything.

Wait, wait a minute. Wait, wait a minute. Wait, what the fuck? Oh, my God. I'm going to guess, I'm going to guess that Grunk in all of his college career is going to attend 17 parties. 17 parties. 8 bodies.

Brother, I already got nine. Just kidding. He's killed nine people. I think Grunk is going to attend 17 parties. No, he won't. He's a loner, dude.

What counts as a party, though? More than 12 people. More than 12 people. That's the mom rule. I got a whole lot of money. I got a... It's a party. It's a party.

It's a party. All right, grump, here's a real question. Are you in your roommate going to join a frat? No, absolutely not. Are you going to join the One Piece Club? Yes. Dude, there's so many One Piece fans. Later in my first day, I met like four people that were caught up

out of the like seven people I talked to. Were they girls? Nope. Were they a couple of beautiful babes? Well, no, actually, girls that have came to our dorm actually knew about one piece. Girl, hold on, hold on. Okay, okay, now we're going to guess.

many girls are going to be in grunk's dorm. Hey, yo, chill. Yo, grunks, girls are not allowed. Hey, yo, chill, though. Are you behaving, like, how your parents would want you to? I am. I am. Are you living space for Jesus? Listen, I am. It doesn't matter what your parents say, because you're a

grown man, but wear a condom, dude. Dude, hey, yo. Oh, so wait, where that's a blindfold, grunt? Cheers! Where a blindfold, grunt. It's going to get disgusting. No, actually, listen to your parents because they pay for your probably.

Wait, Grunk, you should buy the dream condoms. Remember who made those? I'm not going for all that right now. You should get Willie condoms. Dude, sometimes they just have an eggplant. That's true. I should probably...

It's better to be safe that's sorry. No, I don't think you should. Would you rather not have sex or be a loser? Yeah. Grunk, if anyone tries to try to come in on to you, push them.

I push them. And then you slap them. And I slap them. And I run home and you walk them. And I lost them one piece. And we'll play Minecraft. Or call us up a moment. We put them all

fuck me in the butthole. Hey, I can't say that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't say that. Do we do the wither? Tomorrow? Yeah, we'll do the with her. We're all, we have to.

Fucking tomorrow. Yeah. Grunk, when are you home forever? Like, never. He's not going to be able to do anything with us. I don't know why you guys didn't believe me when I said that the minute Grunk goes to college,

we are not going to see it. You left town, dude. You're fault. You started this. He's going to enjoy his time and he should. Yeah, seriously. Like, drunk is growing up and he's he's in his cocoon or was in his cocoon and now he is.

Okay, well, I want to play fucking line, like, I have not had much desire just that I'm like Come home sometimes. Dude, we're like we're like all sponge bobbing. Okay, Gary. Dude, what is the point of living if drunk is like grown up? Like, I'm just going to this is. This is like the first. Yes, dude.

This is the first week. Is that a crayon? What was that? This is the first week. So I'm like doing everything. Yeah, you're busy. Like, yeah, I'm meeting people. And once I'm sure, like, come fall, wintertime, I'll be back.

I have to wait until goddamn October to get a beacon. We can fight the freaking weather tomorrow. Oh, no way. I ask that. My fault. We can't do it tomorrow. We can't do tomorrow. Why?

Because I have to go to like this president's dinner or something. The presidential. I have to go to the president's oval office for dinner. I am not looking forward to December and then January. What's up with that? That is when the elections start is in January. You ever heard of it? No, election year.

I am excited because that's when the crazy shit happens. That's when the weird. That's when pandemic start, dude. Who the fuck is even running? Who is running? Tunnel Trump is running. No way, Trump. Dude, he's getting a die.

COVID was almost four. fucking years ago. COVID was over a decade ago. Like that sin. Dude, feel old yet? Yeah. You know, it's sorry. Dude, there's kids going to kindergarten next year that COVID has been their entire life. Oh my God. All they've known is like COVID. That sucks. They're gonna grow up weird. They're gonna grow up weird. Yeah. And we also have, we also have a lot of people that watch us that COVID affected them for their entire like time processing life. So as a result, they'd be able to say, I was by to say, I was by to say, think about, like, kids that are like 9, 10, their entire waking brain has been COVID.

Like the only, like, once they got memories. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, now think about this. The black death. And think about all the people who grew up in the black death. The black plague death. No, literally like, like one third of the entire world died. The God's hand incident.

The God hand. Wait, yummy. What fuck. Yeah. 19-inch BBC. I got a fuck about black death. Black death for a three minutes. Lead of the blog takes on black dad

An unsistered Oh my God Uncut film I almost got killed by the black dead I got a drill You're like The black Oh my god

Dude Dude Sorry That's right Oh my God X rated What were you saying? No, I was just gonna...

Never mind. No, I... Go ahead. Will, wait, wait, wait. Will. Come on, really. There we go. Come on.

See, I like, pause. Go to wait. Boot, boop, bo, bo, bo. I was just gonna ask, I was gonna ask a question. What do we think of the prime developing years? Uh,

like the brain? What? That was a stupid question. What did you just even say? Prime developing years? What do you think of the prime? Like, like, what do you mean? Like, what age group of children do you think we're,

we're impacted the most by COVID. Juniors. Juniors. No, I don't even think juniors in high school. I think, what? I think probably,

I think probably, 10 to 15, 10 to 15, 10 to 15, 10 to 15, listen, because that's when they got unrestricted access to the internet probably and turned weird. Really?

Yes, I agree. I agree. I think 10 to 15, 10 to 12, maybe. Well, think about when you're, When you're at the most, like, what is it, influential? Or, like, easily influenced time of your life. Which is what I'd say would be high school. No.

And having to go to the inner, 12. 12. I was going to say, like, wrong age. I didn't even get a phone until like 15. What are you talking about? My age right now. Okay. Your experience is way different.

Way, way. Dude, kids are having iPads once they shoot out the cooter, dude. It's crazy. Cooter? What? Yeah. Roddy Rich. Shout out of the box.

Yeah. Shout out Roddy Rich for losing 8,000 live. Live. And she got on. And Instagram and Instagram. matter of two minutes. What happened? When he was showing his life, he was showing his song.

Oh, that was heartbreaking. Yeah, he was playing his new hit. He was like, no, it was heartbreaking. The views just, do, do, do, do, do. It was heartbreaking until we found out he has like 12 million monthly listeners on Spotify. Yeah, and we're trying to say. He's rich as much as kind of. He's rich.

He is rich. He is fucking stacking. Call him Roddy stack. Hey, yo. Come on. You guys don't have to calm that. Dude, the funniest train right now is like common section is bullying little kids when they make videos on TikTok and they're like, show me a band.

Show me a stack. You broke. Go get a job. Oh yeah. So, yeah. There was like a video of a kid. He's like lost somebody like in his life. And then they're like, show me a stag then.

Show me a bag then. He's like, I'm like, walking in the video. He's like, I just lost my mom. It's like, talk to me till you get a rack. Yeah. Talk to me. There's one of a little white kid and they'll like ask him to roast them and then they'll do like the worst roast of all time.

They'll be like, you stupid. Shut up, little bro. Go get a job. So mean. It's like a minute error right now. It blows my mind because... Instagram used to not be like that. Like, you were not able to, like, get onto, like, the explore page.

Just by posting a video. Instagram or TikTok. Now it's, like, reals. No, it's Instagram Reels. Is this Reels you guys are talking about? Yeah. It's definitely real. It's both.

It's like TikTok. It's Instagram. It's everything. YouTube shorts, Instagram Reels. TikTok. They should make YouTube shorts. Like shorts. Like, actual shorts.

Yeah. Like, shorts with a little... Like red shorts with like a little... Like red shorts with a pocket. Oh. Like just a normal pair of shorts. And jaw strings. And I'll be sick.

Just like kind of cool. Like the ones that people freeball. Okay. Before we continue. Speaking of free. Because we talked about moving out and then we literally just didn't proceed with anything else besides the one like that. We talked about moving out.

Oh yeah. Did we even talk about moving out at all? Like no. I tried bringing it up and it kept on like. What even happened? But a lot of people thought or think. that we're going to move out and separate, like, we're moving out and we're separating. That's exactly what's happening.

That's exactly what's happening. We're making up. Can't make that the title? We're breaking up. We're breaking up. We talk to, uh, gamer subs. And since we're not uploading on the group channel, uh, we can't maintain it. We can't say that because that's not, well, no. It's just we can, we can,

we can, wait, hold on. Okay, sounds too real. It's not too real. We could, we can, we can, we can do the podcast from home. There's no reason for us to live together anymore. So we're going to do it. Yeah, since we don't upload on. the group channel. Dude, imagine, imagine our,

imagine, we're still doing this in our 40s and we have our kids like running around in the bathroom. I'm like bald and I'm like,

I'm sad. My eyes are great. That actually is a big belly tea. I'm like a wife beater. I'm like fat. I got like hairy arms. So we were talking about

so one of us just dropped the address by accident, but I will say this. I don't remember what I said. I saw this. I saw the reason. Oh, I do remember

what I was going to say. Do you guys remember before we moved into the house? Actually, just as we moved into the house, comments were saying like, oh, yeah, a group of YouTubers moving into a house, that's going to go great. Surely nothing will happen. Surely nothing bad is going to happen. Well, guess what, ladies and gentlemen, we made it a year and now we're breaking up. Boom! Now we hate each other.

No, we should actually sign contracts. We should actually sign a contract. So this is actually what's happening. We hate each other. We scream. We fight. GamerSups bought us two houses next to each other, and we're starting a turf wars series. That would, oh, stop lying.

That'd be so fun. Now, everybody's going to want that, Nick. Now, everybody's going to want that. Yeah, that's a- three houses. One is a safe zone. And then two houses. Okay, no, but in reality,

Yami is moving back to Las Vegas with SSG. Dude, these jokes are top tier guys. Good shit tonight. Look at this. Look at this. What I got on my wrist. Look at what I got on my wrist. No cameras.

Amazon. He works for Amazon now. It's like our 18th-time joke. about breaking up in like 10 minutes. Dude, they genuinely think that. They genuinely- The Amazon pills. Those Amazon Zanics? You got fucking ibuprofen from Amazon.

What? Hey, bro. Bop his Zanz, Lace, a fernal. Oh, no. Lazy-o! Lazy-franos! This person I was skating with,

like, were the baggiest case I think I've ever seen. I think it's like JP or something. Like parachute pants? Maybe Morgan. It's like they were wearing jorts that went down to their ankles. Your pants.

And, yeah. No. No, you'd have to see it. But they were also wearing like, like maybe a four or five XL T-shirt with the four or five X-L sweater over in it. It was hard.

It was hard. Dude, doesn't it little darky wear clothes like that? Maybe. Doesn't it little darky wear clothes like that? They were like shorts that would die. What is so funny? over there, you two. There are shorts that went down to your ankles.

No. Those were best. No, but they're designed to be shorts. The way it was said, it just sadly you had no idea what pants are. It's like, you're introduced. Sorry, I'm sorry.

You were introduced with like shorts and then you like figured out. You're like, what? No, but like, you'd have to see it. No, no, no. They were like super wide, right? Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to ask them to lift up their shirts

so I could see how big their belt was. was. How big was it? I didn't add. Thank God. You've gotten suspended for like being a weirdo. I didn't know. Yeah, you got put on like a list.

You want to be in a college? Can you lift up your shirt so I can see how big your belt is? Talk about one piece. Want to bake cookies? No. You want to melt marshmallows? That is kind of wholesome though. Your first like week you've baked cookies.

Yeah, it's nice. What? Smoking weed at college with grung. Smoking weed at college with grung. I like baggy clothes are the way. This is my announcement saying what I like. I like baggy clothes. Thank you.

I'm a big fan of baggy clothes. Which is why summer sucks. So what's it like, what's it like showering with the, uh, sharing a shower. Dude, the freaking showers. This is a big surprise to me. The showers are co-ed. No. Like showers and bathrooms are co-ed, which is crazy.

But, um, boys and boys and girls. You can't. There's no way that's a real thing. It is. But, but it's all closing. Like, it's a full door with wall to wall, but it still is crazy. but honestly it's not that bad. Like, it's like a room.

It's like a shower room. But like it's like stalls, but they're covered all the way. Like there's no way to look in there. You're gonna see girl booty? You have naked girls in your showers? But like, it's actually really nice water pressure and temperature. Like it's, you know, I'm like, I saw the weird. I wear my shower shoes.

Okay. What was his name? What was his full name? Grunk is showering with like naked girls. A guy should have asked. Grunk is showered with naked girls and he's like, the water pressure is pretty good. And the temperature's nice.

Bro. Do you have lines, please tell you a slides. Of course, yeah. Thank you. I have only showered with another person in there like once so far. You should. What?

Bro. Not like that, bro. Go wrong, Willie. Let's go, Willie. Wait, no, wait. What do you? Like, Nick, you look really in the room. It's like shower compartments.

It's like shower compartments. No, I'm sorry. This is good. Look what you're showing. Real quick. Just go quick. You look weird. Wait, show you now.

Show you. I'm trying to hear about the show. Tanner, show you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Grunk, I apologize. Ew.

What is that? Wait, show grun. Wait, show me. Oh, my God. What? You got penis in your mouth, dude. Oh, you do got peas in your mouth. I'm not going to lie, guys.

I think this is our most professional podcast. There's been a lot of talk about, there's been a lot of talks about butt and boobin. It's a great job today. It's because Grunk is going to a twerk party and showering with women. I am going to a twerk party after all. Have you even like write a book? Have you even like done any like school?

Dude, it's my third, it's my third twerk party. I've only been. It's only my third twerk party out of here. Wait, do you have your car or is your car back at home? Back home.

I'm trying. Did you get to bring your awesome carpet with you or is that staying in your car? That's staying in my car. That's too nice. Damn real. Too nice. Yep. If they break in.

No. If they break in. Why'd you say that? I know how you need to establish dominance in this knowledge When you go in the code bathroom you have to shit as loud as you can just scream Stop your feet really hard Like no wait Sound like you're gonna throw up as you're pooping sound like you're about to throw up

You're like bang on the doors Yeah Yeah I mean like Get out of me Bang on the walls It's like you're like No no wait

You could do the boss of shit ever Get two of your friends give them money, and then they can party guard the front door and be like, oh my gosh. Grunk's in there. It'd be so funny. Dude, Camden, my roommate, came in when I was showing once, and he was like, drunk? You in here?

Drunk? Are you... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Have you been recognized? One time. It was by a really good guy. I asked two hours ago, you said no. Really?

No. You got recognized two hours ago. But, um... No, he actually, we skate together now. He's really cool. He's like a really chill guy Was he like drunk? We're in a biology together, right?

No He was like He walked up and he was like You look familiar And I'm like Oh Yeah I got some internet presence And he was like

Grunk And I'm like Yeah I got scrum Yeah I got stoo Yeah I got dude Well how Tell me how to be like The most humble internet

person ever Like how do you do it? You approach me And I'm like I'm grunk Okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait, you look familiar. Fuck off, Dweeb skates away, like real great. Wait, no, no, no, no. You shoved your shorts. And then you skin away. Yeah, you shorts that go down to your head. Flash the base of ridiculous. Yeah, flash your dig.

And then grandfather clock it and then run away. That's how I get in trouble. Welcome to college. Yeah. Show your belt till the time and then run away. That sounds like the first one. And then pull your shaft the other way. Wait, wait.

Imagine a belt that has like a watch face as the buckle that works. Whoa. Someone do that. There are things no one needs to know about. There are plans I am doing that they do not want you to know about. You can they just attach a small analog clock to a bell in a day. I don't have one. Be the first one.

I want to see Cameron in the background. Bing, Bing, Bing. I'm doing it like real quick. Drunk with the water, he puts on the thing. I'm actually, he puts the mask on. The bell's like super hot. He's like rotating it to like keep it still. He's like, look at our little plant we have.

Isn't it a cutie pie? I also like how the flag it came. I'm glad. It did come. I made sure of it. It's, I think if maybe you're out of it. What? I just said some a.

What did you? I said, I said, I said it did come. Oh. What the shish? Are you fuck? Yeah. What the shit? Yeah

Yeah But yeah He's a cool guy Shout out Amen You to go Okay Amen I see you We'll be

Come on Action I don't know if it's Heyman or Amen I appreciate James Well you just Amar

Heem All of his friends And now I guess the entire Heyman Damon Matt Damon No

Dude Famous Amin has like The fucking Bell Buck all the way up To his like Nip And he has a

belt buck As his champion You got to drown Oh my God, no one is there Wait, you don't like that Oh Ooh Oh

That's a Crip status Famous Amy Actually guys It's just time of wearing crowns Like for real I would Bring it I'll wear a crown

Do you or be a crown I'll wear it every day I'll never take it With the white With the like Snow leopard Fur Oh the trim

The snow Yeah What about like a king's cape Like red with the With like a gold trim. Liding. I have a crazy thing to say. Say it don't spray.

Why don't you literally just like Anthropo your entire college. Oh, what did he do? I don't. So he did a lot of really cool skits and stuff. And we met with Soft Willie and I actually met him a few times. But once at his college, it was super cool. The first time we ever met him was at his college. How big was he at his college?

He was like Mr. Beast of college. Yeah. Was he like the Mr. Bees of college? Like, did everyone was like, oh my god, that's an info. Yeah, actually, yeah. Are they real? How, what did he do? What was his shit?

Are you traumatized? He did like, he did like real life. I'm just thinking. No, I'm like, he's like, remembering all the good times that. He's crying. He's having a flashback. Is there like a tear dripping down his face? Dude, he's like the, Mr. Beas.

I just remember hating. I remember hating that trip because it was so, it was so, this was just after, Isaac and I bought two Oculus Riffs. And we decided to be total dweeb cornballs. You mean a total boss gods. We pretended we pretended we were businessmen by walking on the campus with our Oculus Rifts in hands pretending they were suitcases and walked into a college dorm. Yeah, I don't think you guys understand how big of a dick we had for that because we immediately,

I mean, they lined up around the corner. That's awesome. That's so cool. All of them. It was so lame. Did any babes talk to you? Yeah, no, yeah, around the line, around the whole block. Like perfect babes, like beautiful babes, like cute babes?

No one talked to us at all. Like the fairest maidens in the land. Ooh, the seductious goddesses. Freaking, freaking maidenless. Are you maidenless? Are you maidenless, bro? Anyways, where were we? Oh, um.

He just did skits, drunk. That's what I did. He just did some frenic. He did fun. He did fun. He did fun videos. He did fun videos. He did like real-life adventure.

vlogging. I think vlogging is a, it's like a, it's a cool new thing. A cool new thing. I think that vlogging is definitely going to start to come back. People are getting overwhelmed with all this Mr. Beast edits. I hate it. It's getting so repetitive to a point that going back to longer form content is inevitable. Bring back the home style vlogs.

You spit in truth. I be watching long-ass videos nowadays. I'd be watching like 20. I watched him in a video now. Dude, Tanner, what's that muscle, that bodybuilder? What's his name? Adam, Alex, what? Alex Sulak?

Wasabi. Hey. Sam Sullis. Come on. Sam, Sam, yeah. He does like really, really chill videos where he works out. Yeah, he's chill. He's like, they're fucking laid back.

He's like, yeah, I'm just working out today. You know, I just got my shake, you know. I ate some cinnamon toast crunch today. Dude. I drank some juice today. There was a protein shake in this two days ago. Did me to smell it? I didn't smell it.

Do it, do it, do, do it, do, do, do challenge, live, live reaction. Here we go. Hey, oh. Ew, yeah, that's... Dude, there was one time where Nick left, protein bottle opened in his car, and it smelled so... Oh, dude, let me explain.

I threw up because of it one time. I actually threw up. Dude, okay, this was actually recent. It was when we went to, um, we went to Tampa for like the, the charity event. There was a, there was a, fucking protein cup in my car. It got so hot, it burst open.

And my entire car smelled. Oh my God. You're gross for that. You're raunchy. It was so bad Fabrice couldn't fix it. For like, A little bit of time. A little bit of time is bad.

Fabriz. Dude, when I was up a plane today, uh, there he goes again with those outbursts. You did like a live reaction. You're like, to like say it. That's half a breeze.

You're a program. You're a program to say that. Okay, so when I was on the plate today, it was a pilot sitting next to me. He was going to take over for the next flight or whatever, like later. And so I guess he was getting his meal in before he had to fly. And he chose to eat the stankiest food of all time. It sounded like he was eating like boiled broccoli next to me. Like human scout?

Dude, it smelled horrible. Like burnt finger. It smelled so bad. It smelled worse than that, dude. Literally like, I imagine. Boiled nail, like miscarriage. And like foot. Like dog surgery?

Skin piece. Like run tooth. Skin pieces of balls. Spaghetti and eyeballs. I'm sorry. That was childish. That was childhood. And yours was any better.

No, that was bullshit. That was bullshit right there. Have I ever heard it? I'm sorry. I liked your story. I liked your story. I did too. It's great.

D-Funky. Stanky. I like that. I said, shit, staky. Guys, that, yeah, that actually, like, that actually turned nasty. When I opened that, actually, he was to hold the whole food, and he was like, smell it.

Shut up. Dude, it actually unleashed a dirty bubble. It's nasty in here now. Wait, your camera's like brown. Ew. I see a smog. Four little 200 square foot dorm room is ruined. It is.

Like, fog rises from the ground. No, I think, I've been in, I've been in a lot of dorms around here. I think, I literally think our dorm is the best dorms I've been in. You've been in. What? How many doors have you been in? Getting an essential oil defuser. Get an essential oil defusers. And a salt lamp to get rid of all the bad elements.

Try to find the 21 Jump Street duo on your 21 Savage. Yeah, go find Channing Tatum. I actually think they're next door. I'll be honest. What? They don't get some fan art of me as Jonah Hill and Isaac is Channing Tatum. Unpaid. Wait, can we, can we reenact neighbors

or whatever that movie's called? We're like, we move in next door and you end up having a frat and you guys get really annoying. We're just, we're like, Was that with James Franco and Seth Rogen? Like everyone, literally everyone was a movie. Zach Ephron? Yeah, Grunk, you could be Zach Efron.

You're like a total douchebag and like, yeah, Tanner, you're not a douchebag. What did you say it? Hey, grung, you be this one guy and you're an asshole. And you're annoying. He could be the cool one. Is Zach Ephron hot? Yeah.

He's all right. In that movie, he is. He's just really shredded. He's got like veins on the show. He's got like veins on the head. He got, he took steroids. He got abs on his ass. Dude, you and steroids recently.

Holy. You have like, wait. I look huge right now. I'm literally on steroids. That was careful. Willie, he has a bicev. He should be on steroids.

Is this natty or not? No. Juicin. Trent. No. Isaac, you look at the biggest most like physique fucked men and you're like, wow.

He's so natty. Wow. No. He's natty. Don't tell me he does that. I can't. He's got veins. Wow.

He's got veins on his head. He's got veins on his head. Wow. His muscles have muscles And he's like He's so perfect and natural What happens, wait What happens if like give me like

Everything the guy with a steaming head He's like, he's like I just got the gym Everything the guy with the steaming head And like he's a myth He's like an urban legend He's an old wife stale If you see a guy with the

Timmy hand walk away He's a folklore The past down legend Pass down A kid A kid fast story A young boy's dream A young boy's dream

A young boy's dream You have a banana pee on your wall It's freaking Andy Warhoff Bitch Will be careful Is a banana on your wall Oh

Goop it Goop it down Wait actually You can You can You can You can The other way

Oh my God Did I do it? You went right over it. That's over it again, buddy. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. It's going down. You're like, somebody get me, get me. It's a gift.

We're not going to gimp you. Can we put it? Like his bare ass was out. Get my butt. Get my big butt. So Grung, is the library at your school really nice? I've only been to it at orientation, but yes, nice, I think. What's your favorite spot at your entire campus so far?

The place where I skate the most, probably. Is it like an actual skate park? No, it's just like a street skating spot, but it's cool. I can't say it or else it's like a... It's revealing. It's just like flat ground. It's really nice flat ground. Gotcha.

What do you think? And how would you rate the college out of 10? Travis. Honestly, right now it's solid 8 out of 10. Did I do a good job interviewing you? Yeah. I'm not going to lie. I did not go away for college and I really wanted to.

I got accepted to multiple schools with scholarships. He got accepted to Harvard but dropped it for YouTube. Oxford, Harvard, Princeton. Oxnard. Oxnard. Oxford. Wait, let him talk. Let him talk.

Smanford. Pooops. I'm excited for him. That was definitely a dream of mine was to go away for college. For sure. Have a lot of fun. Yeah. Yeah.

Would you go to a frat? Would you go to Turk parties? Back when I was a Normie? Yeah, that's what I wanted to do. A freaking normie. You were a freaking Normie. You why do you want to do you want to be in? Dude, I would have been the most boring college student.

I wouldn't have talked to a soul. I just would have gotten my degree in left. That's so sad. I would have done that. I would have done that. I'm there's a business man. I was a loan. I was a loan.

I mean, that's a lie and you know it. I swear. You would have slang. You would have slang. I think he would have. Just like, frat parties do? I mean, all it takes is for, all it takes is for someone to talk to you and you get invited to something and then you just go hang out and then... I'm the fuck off.

Fuck off, boob. No, I was worse about... So, like, if you think that I'm not like willing to do things now, dude, it used to be so much worse. Like, back when I was like 18, 19, I didn't want to, I didn't fuck with anybody. I was a fucking edgy, crazy. You were a loner, dude. I was going to kill people. I was going to kill people.

Damn. No. You were the main. You were literally saw. You were Saska-Ucheon? No, I didn't like drinking. I didn't like hanging out with people. I thought people were, like, kind of annoying.

You were anti-everybody. You were a popular loner. I wanted to be you. Cut my life into pieces. I would pray to God all my life. I was sitting behind you. I would draw you. Yeah, and I'd be like, here, here's this.

And then you dropped something. And then you slapped it off my hand. I'm like, oh, my God. Yep. Yeah. And I'd get wet the end. And we're done here. Well, no twerking parties for you on me, I guess.

No twerking parties for Grong. I'm trying to, I'm trying to go hang out. Grunk. I'm trying to go to the twerk party. I'm going to make the next prediction. I'm going to make the next prediction. He's going to miss the next podcast. No, he's not going to miss the next podcast,

but he is going to very avidly look for the hour mark because he wants to go off and do things. Grunk is growing up. And you know what, gentlemen, we need to face the facts. Grunk is growing up. You want to get rid of this. No. No, I think

I think you're still 12 Come play Minecraft I'm fighting the weather I think you're like a mom right now Oh yeah Grunk you have a I mean You give a hard time Let him grow up

And let him go out and hang out I don't I'm not gonna like forget Yeah I'm gonna kill myself Well I'm just saying He just said he wants to go and hang out With his friends I do

But also was he was looking for the albumark That was it Yeah Like really I really I'm not gonna lose you guys Grunk is gonna lose us Because we're gonna kick him out We're gonna be talking.

I'm gonna be the cool uncle one day. I'll be the cool uncle to one of your guys. Can you make an iron farm with me? No, shut up. Shut up, I gotta go to a tour club and skate. Dude, it's gonna be totally inverse. Remember when grunk would like message us to be like, hey, you guys want to hang out something like that? And we'd feel so bad because you're just so busy.

It's gonna be inverse. We're gonna all wanna hang out with grunk and he's gonna be like, sorry guys. I'm busy right now at a twerking party. Yeah, I'm getting like, fucking... No, no, no. Dude, I'm getting my Joggy Climb. That one, Joji Clay were like the two bucks on his- Swanky, dude.

Drunk is going to be a different person in like six months, and I'm probably going to hate him. Next week. I don't think, I think I'm going to stay awesome. No. Come back with face tets. Next week for the podcast. Next week, podcast,

Face Tats. Write it down. I'm all for grunk maturing, dude. I'm all for drunk growing up. Can you get a clone and be like the Da Vinci twins? Yeah, sure. I've actually seen like one doppelganger on campus so far. One doffable.

I know, I fucked it up. Yeah, I have me. Wait, wait, wait. I thought doppelganger was a flavor of ice cream. I want to be real by grunk. Be real. I want to be real about grunk for a second. Napoleon.

What? I said I thought doppelgaker was a flavor of ice cream. He said confidently, by the way. He said that's Napoleotin instead of neapolitan. Napoleon. No, it is Napoleon. Oh my God. Never talk again, dude.

I was going to say something about Grunk. I thought about this, by the way. I was like, damn, dude. Like, I know we've already talked about it before, but like the personality that you have now is going to completely change. I hope it doesn't. It's not going to completely change in like a weird way.

It's just there's going to be some factors added to it. Dude, you're like altering his lifeline because you're telling him. Yeah, why are you talking? Why are you enabling this like your heart's going to have broken? make everything so dramatic. You guys are a man. You're like, you're literally doing you. Willie.

Whoever's with the college. I miss when Isaac was the butt of every joke and Tanner with like playing Mindcraft and then go to Wy and Sall. We are not ending this, okay? Thank you for watching the group chat podcast. I'm listening in. Go group. Go to group.

I'm not going to change that much. Guys, I'm still the grunky know and love. I'll stay. You know. They just don't let me finish. Let's bro fist us out. All right. Ladies, see at the big

twerking wet butt competition. I'm gonna catch you on that. See you at Twerk Fest, 2023. Goodbye. Bye guys. Bye, guys.