The Group Chat - #7 - CHEWIE IS HERE!
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Welcome back to episode seven.
Seven.
Seven.
Yeah, we were talking about bad, terrible things.
Yeah.
Today, Yomi turning 28.
It's a great day.
Now I did not turn 28.
Yami is now a senior citizen.
All around.
Yomi can now go to the.
I'm not even.
All rise.
All rise for the national anthem.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Rise.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Thank you.
I stayed sitting for that entire thing.
You're actually like that one guy who kneeled during the fucking.
We didn't keep our hats off either.
Oh, we're fucking.
You know what?
I will keep my opinions about the flag, but I will stay sitting for the rest of the podcast.
Okay.
Thank you for clarify.
I want to say major thank you to GamerSups.
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It is a zombie slayer.
It is a zombie slayer babe.
She's got big, giant, juicy,
vainy boobs.
I don't know.
Vainy.
Vainy too.
She has volum to be able.
Bane's full of milk.
And let me tell you, I would drink
out of this cup completely.
Oh, wait.
We can't show you, though.
We can't show you.
Completely gone.
It's on now.
So go buy it more else.
Yeah.
He's got a group 10%.
Oh, hell yes.
So, speaking of my birthday, I only got one pressie yesterday.
Oh, was it us?
I saw Nick's ass and his wiener.
Yeah.
You didn't like it, though.
No, I did not like it.
You saw Nick's winner!
No, okay, I will say this.
You were impressed with his ass.
You were like, yeah.
You cheered for it.
Yeah.
We cheered for it.
We told you there's a gnome, and you got curious.
You're like, do you have a gnome tattoo on your ass, Nick?
And then you showed you, like, there's no gnome on there, and you smirked a little bit.
Yeah, you did laugh a little bit.
It was a little funny. It was a little funny because it reminded me of that one picture.
It went downhill real fast up in a matter of seconds.
That one picture where Isaac took a photo of my tattoo on my neck, but in reality, he took a photo of my ass as well.
Yeah, wait.
I want to tell that story.
We all got tattoos, and he got a tattoo on his neck.
And, you know, he can't see his neck.
So he wanted me to take a picture of it, and I did.
And then I showed you.
Like, he'd get marijuana, so I backed up.
And he was in the shower.
And I took a picture with his two ass cheeks still in there on like the 0.5 thing.
He looked like a mighty bean.
He was like an improper fraction.
He looked like that's a hunchback.
I really did.
Sometimes when going through my photos, you go find like this one image, I scroll past it and just like burst into laughter.
Because I'm in public and I can't laugh at it, like, for real.
I have an image of you and Tanner
basically pants in public at the mall.
You guys were walking with your pants down.
Oh, there was me.
Me and Tanner.
No, in the mall.
We were walking inside.
Oh, it was in the mall.
Yeah, you guys were walking.
Yeah, remember that?
We were sagging, yeah.
And I sagged all the way down to the point where my pants were around my ankles
and I was in my underwear walking out of the closed mall.
You guys are indecent.
You guys are indecent.
to live a little.
This was a very, very,
like, wealthy mall.
There was like a Louis Vuitton
right in front of them.
And they were walking.
Like,
keep in mind,
I go to a really,
really,
prestigious mall.
There was a Valencia,
and Louis Vuitton.
There's also a prodding nearby.
Some people might not know
what Gucci is,
but we have it.
I just think it's funny
that you guys were walking
and sagging and seeing your pants
at your ankles.
I did.
I have my pants down to my ankles
and there's like an elderly couple
like walking like three feet
away from us on the other side.
I don't think you guys saw me, but I like
saluted to them. I like, I have a little
like seriously all the way down.
Yeah, all the way down. They were around my
ankles. You know that's not allowed
right? It's all right.
We haven't even talked about. Listen, with us,
it's allowed. We know who we are.
Hey, guys, we have a
guest on the podcast.
Oh, yeah.
The first time here, I forgot.
We funded in. We have a nice
guest. Tchri, where have you
been all these days?
I don't know
I was gone for a little bit
and then I came back
The long way question
The long that was good
I do notice in the comments
I see a lot of
Bring chewy as a guess word
Chewy go angry emoji
And then I agreed completely
I had to call out sick of the last six episodes
Yeah that's right
Someone took a photo of my house
And then said if you don't add Chewy
I can't say the rest
but it was really good.
And then like he ignored it.
Larry ignored it.
And then the next actual message was a picture of his father sleeping in the recliner.
His dad is right in front of him.
His dad was asleep on the couch looking at cameras with a happy and empanata.
And actually you could see Larry exiting the room, but Larry didn't notice the man in his house.
So that was actually a crazy mishab that just happened.
Dude, I think that's so funny when Larry's dad falls asleep in the living room.
And it's just all bunch of like cameras on the TV.
He was like, watching nothing.
He was like CCTV pulled up on like his main, like 38 billion inch TV.
You can see everything move.
He's like the monkey from Toy Story.
He's watching every single security camera at that one place.
I remember every angle to the house.
Yeah.
It's four cameras and it covers each side of the house.
And he just sits there and looks at it.
Larry, I remember.
That's badass.
Yeah, I remember you sent a picture of your dad watching the cameras.
Like, he's watching the cameras.
And I responded like, this dude wants to kill somebody.
Yeah.
He's just waiting for the perfect opportunity.
I actually have a funny story with my dad because there was one time where,
so basically, right, it was on one night.
And we noticed this guy driving in front of our house.
He would slow down.
And he would drive away.
And he did that like four times.
And on the fifth time, one guy came out.
And he was taken off the rims to our car.
So my dad, but my dad was prepared.
He had to like this like fake rifle.
It was a shoot pellets.
Fake rifle.
And then so he went outside and he pointed and as he was about to shoot, it wouldn't
like shoot.
It was like stuck.
And I think he had stuck on safety, but he was like a horror movie situation.
So what he did, he grabbed this sandal and he started smacking it on the ground.
He was gone, boom, boom, boom, bum, bum.
The guy ran away and it worked.
It worked.
Wow.
What the hell?
It's actually pretty smart.
Your dad's going to have a genius.
He's playing that situation in his mind probably about a thousand times.
He goes to bed every night dreaming about that happening in real life.
I was going to say unrelated story.
Oh, go ahead. It's fine.
But my dad kind of protecting something kind of like Larry's dad.
When I was a kid, my dad smacked some swans with bread to protect us.
You're like feeding geese.
Yeah, swans are nasty.
I don't know if you guys do that.
They are. Swans and geese are very, they're evil.
We were feeding the geese and a swan comes up and stuff.
starts hissing. Have you heard those things hiss?
They're like, yeah.
They have teeth. They have teeth. They have bigger geese.
Yeah, yeah, they're white and bigger. Yeah.
That's all.
Wait, didn't you say goose? Wait, what?
No, a swan.
Like, oh, swan, okay.
Geese are mean, they're mean too.
Yeah.
Swans are just a different breed.
Literally.
They're bad.
He just wraps up the Wonderbread and just wax it on the side of the head.
No way you grew up eating Wonderbread.
Wonderbread is fire.
Yeah.
What?
Giving it to the geese.
What are you in?
Nature's Valley?
Dude.
I bake my own bread like a real man.
No, you fucking need out of the dough.
Oh, my own.
You can never even touch an oven.
You toss the dough in the air and you put it in the like bread.
How do you make bread?
You put a bunch of stuff in a bowl and put in the fucking oven?
I don't know.
Everybody in the comments make fun of Isaac right now.
I hate you for that.
Is it just like flour eggs and that's it and someone else.
It's beef and flour.
It's yeast and flour.
It's like flour.
and water.
Monkey brain.
Yeah,
monkey brain.
This bread is made
with monkey brains.
Monkey brains.
I found monkey brains
in my bread and I was pissed.
I opened up my sandwich
and found monkey brain.
I wish.
Can we start that TikTok trend?
Wait.
Can we actually start that
as a TikTok trend
for this podcast?
The monkey brain?
We can challenge our viewers
to make TikToks.
Wait, wait,
here.
You guys have to come up
with the most obnoxious,
like stupid scenario ever and just somehow
tie it to finding monkey brains somewhere
yeah like I went to my
make sure you use the text of speech that has the ghost
the ghost guy that sounds
like this and he says
the guy that sounds like this
I went to my
neighborhood croaker and I found monkey brain
scattered around the floor
it was a massacre
it was a massacre
I was out of gun range and my gun
was shooting monkey brain
that I went to my mail
box and I for my Amazon Echo Dot
That was the best one we came up with
And I found when I opened the box
I found another than a monkey brain
A big monkey brain in my mailbox
Can you get those
those text to speech voices outside of TikTok?
I don't really know
I've tried to look them up
I can't find them anywhere
They're really good on TikTok
They're a real good stickler
They know what they're doing over there
That's crazy.
Yeah
They do everyone
Little kids
I like you guys rather work for TikTok or BuzzFeed
BuzzFeed is still relevant
What are they doing anything at all?
Not really
I think VICE is the king
What type of blanket are you?
What kind of muffin are you?
If you were a dog
What kind of blueberry muffin?
I'm the big woolly one.
Oh
I would be a weighted blanket
Oh
Oh that's a good
I would be a good
Like a big campfire blanket
Like a zip like a zipper blanket
It's like a sleeping bag
No, there's no way.
There's no way.
How do you live in a
zipper blanket?
You don't know what a sleeping bag is.
You're the one where you sleep inside,
but like with a zippoo?
Okay.
Tanner is attached from...
Oh, my God.
He has no idea what's going on.
What was it called?
What's that thing that you like,
you like prop up outside when you go camping
and you sleep inside of it?
Oh, the triangle house.
Oh, the triangle house.
Oh, yeah.
The big triangle house.
I think,
I think Tanner described a door as,
like a wall that moves.
A portal that you decide whether you want to go in between.
Space and time.
Invisible wall.
A hole in the wall sometimes.
It's up to you.
It's up to you.
You have the power to decide.
Yummy.
Yes.
You're 22 now.
What's the feel?
Yes, sir.
You're the exact same.
Well, really, this is what happened in my life.
life. When I turned 18, I was like,
it's the end of the world. I'm so old. I'm actually an
adult. Now I have so much shit to do. And it was
like detrimental. But
then the older I got, I think when I turned
like 20 or 21, I stopped carrying.
Like, it didn't bother me anymore.
So you got a present, you got one
present yesterday. Was it Nick's butt
or was it something else? It was that. It was
Nick's ass. Was it actually? Is that anything else?
My girlfriend
got me breakfast.
Oh, okay. My mom got me
chocolate covered fruit.
And that's what I got.
That was my birthday.
Are you just like a food guy?
You're not very material guy.
Yeah, you're not a materialistic guy.
I am a food guy.
It is partially my fault because I didn't tell anybody what I wanted and I waited to the last minute because I was super busy.
I'm going to buy you a flash drive.
I think, no, wait.
I actually think if we were to all.
I got an 8 gigabyte flash drive.
Thanks.
No.
You already flashed me, so you don't need to give me a flash drive.
It did.
It did.
You know flash drives come in handy, though.
you know what you're looking for when you just don't have one
so you have to go buy one and then you don't need it for like six months
and then you need it again and you can't find it yeah you already lost it yeah that's true
wait what the fuck is a flash drive a jump drive dog a top drive what the fuck is a jump drive
oh is that like extra storage thumb drive thumb drive just a little pourable little thing you plug
in some external drive what do you call that tanner USB a USB yeah oh yeah sure it's
USB drive.
Okay.
I guess.
Yeah.
It can be.
He's not...
I'm kind of stupid today.
USB is like a cable.
Tanner.
I live in Washington, dude.
I don't have any like...
What's...
What's like...
What's like...
A cow?
A door with wheels on it and legs.
A door with wheels and a hole.
The door is called the wall that moves.
I don't know.
It's something where I just like bend my knees.
and I'm going to have to do a lot.
That sounds like something a dad would say, dude.
I think I've started to become more of a dad in these years.
In this last year, like, I've been getting on everybody
if I see one dish out of place in the dishwash.
On your own father.
On my own father, I'm like, dude, you do not put an entire cooking pot in the bottom
jaw, hand wash it, put it in there.
It pisses me off.
I remember when we were originally, like years ago, talking about a house to hopefully move into one day.
Chewy and I had this running joke about making sure that the lawn was really good because Chooey would hot, like, remember this, Chewy?
You used to care so much about mowing lawns that, like, unpacking lawn more.
I was forced to for years.
What?
I was forced to do people know?
Do people know that Chui knows every single, like, breed of grass ever?
No idea.
He does.
Take a picture of in grass and send it to Chewy in DMs and he'll be like
Sagittarius.
I don't know shit about any other.
I heard Chewy measures the grass.
No, Tanner, he does that.
He measures the grass so it's like two inches perfect.
So that was the joke is that like Chewy's job when we lived in the house was he would like inspect.
He would like take his eyeballs and scan the horizon of the entire lawn.
First thing I do.
getting there, taste the grass.
He pulls up
like a blade of grass. He tosses in the wind.
And he's like, he looks up his fingers.
He's like, rubbed between my
fingers. That's good soil.
Yeah, that's good soil.
No, yeah, because when, like, relating on to
the whole dad thing, Chui, remember you, we were like,
you would get out of, like, the moving van,
and the first thing you do is pull out your lawnmower
and mow the lawn. Yeah, unload.
There we go. Not even unload everything. It's just the lawn
mower first. Adjust the height and just go.
I know we don't own this house, but can I, can I take care of
this real quick.
Boy, you want it to
look, can I just do this for you?
It's really bugging me.
Free charge, free charge.
I would let Chewy him on my lawn.
Yeah?
I think I would do.
Yeah.
Wait, Cheweree, do you know how to do those
things and those stuff?
I'd want him to be shirtless, though.
Chewy?
What?
Do you know how I do those lines on the lawn?
No, I don't.
Oh, I see that and I don't.
How?
I know how.
I know how.
Raise and lower it.
It's a different blade height.
That's what I thought.
But, like, why did, why do that?
Why would you?
Mine does that naturally.
Like it comes naturally.
It does.
It does.
No, it does not.
One is darker than the other.
You have white privileged grass.
Yeah.
One section of the grass is darker than the other.
No, it's like, okay, wait, wait, wait.
You know when you rub like a fuzzy pillow one way or another?
Yeah.
It's like that.
It's like that for grass.
Yeah.
I get a hard on.
I do that to a pillow, man.
Okay.
Sorry.
Grass expert.
John fucking Dita is in the car right now.
I didn't know.
Isaac it's blade height
It's not about rubbing the grass
Yeah there's no way
Oh my gosh to do with that
Trust me
Trust me
I'm pretty sure you can do circles over and over again
And it'll look the exact same
You guys have never seen crop circles before
Blade height aliens have different blade height
Like sit there and change the blade height on their UFO
Of course they do
What do you mean?
They do it all in one
They cut the whole thing down to the ground
How did they get to UFO?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Crop circles.
Cray.
Aliens, Larry.
Yeah.
What?
Not you.
Sorry.
Larry's frozen places.
Like, I dumped a cut.
I got busted.
It's the way you looked.
I'm sorry.
And we're talking about rock cutting too.
And we're talking about you're cutting.
Okay.
Everything is all getting.
We're going to restart the podcast.
We're going to have to restart it all.
No, we're doing great.
10% off.
Thank you.
You look, it's your birthday, Yomi.
Yeah, happy birthday, man.
Can I get a pass on that one, guys?
Why are you spending your birthday doing this?
Yesterday was my birthday.
And you know what?
Even if it was my birthday, I wouldn't change it because this is great.
I'm hanging out with my friends.
That's true.
Wow.
Yeah.
Y' yummy.
That was it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's a segue.
That's a segue.
That's a segue.
Speaking of whatever the hell grunk just did,
If you guys go back into the last episode that we did of the podcast and go and look at grunk,
you can just skim through like every 10 seconds.
He is doing every 10 seconds.
Something.
Okay.
Anything.
Go to 32 minutes and 40 seconds and then drugs gets a trampoline.
He jumped on it.
He can't get stuck on the roof.
And the whole rest of the episode is trying to take it off.
Oh, so yeah, this is for, um, for video watchers, not audio listeners.
But like, but for the Spotify, people, you can actually hear shit.
happened. He just did it again.
You provoked me.
He pushed this whole fish in his mouth multiple times.
Yeah. He did that once.
I gagged myself twice last episode for sure, though.
That was stupid. Last episode, though, like, I was doing things.
In my head, I was doing them like 10 minutes apart, but watching it back, they were literally
not even a minute apart, like each thing that I did.
It was like one after another.
It was crazy.
Like, I, I never thought I had ADHD like seriously.
that kind of was like, maybe I do.
Last episode was a bit of a train wreck.
We had to restart multiple times.
We restarted multiple times.
It was just not clicking and we were goofy.
Yeah.
It was pretty funny though.
It was definitely on though.
It was funny.
The laughing pants were certainly tight.
They were really tight.
We were tight.
We had the comical belt wrapped real nice on their waist.
We were silly and giggly.
I don't think I ever laughed so hard.
Yeah.
Hopefully we have to be because of that podcast.
It was horrible though.
I felt guilty like laughing in class, like at the back of class.
Oh, yeah.
Like the teacher.
Nick was the teacher.
No,
the audience was a teacher guy on it also.
You know what it was like?
It was when I was talking about fucking leukemia and you guys literally
laughed at my gas.
You bought the jail broken iPhone.
That's what you did.
That was so much.
Like, there were times where I was like,
there's no way.
I know they're going to laugh at what I'm about to say.
As soon as you said leukemia, my eye perked up.
I was like,
Yeah, and it was a chain effect
because I looked at Taddering
And Larry was looking at me
And I was like
Yeah
And so I started laughing
I think it was just the way
You were talking about it
Because I in my head
The reason it was so funny to me
Is I was like
Oh yeah I just got this brand new
Like perfect healthy young kid
And then you're like yeah
My cat had leukemia
Like five years to go
Because yours is like $75
And mine was free
So
Yeah that's why I was free
If you get a free
It always
It always has a leukemia
It will always, always, always.
There's always a price.
Is that a cancer?
Yeah, it's like a lung thing.
Leukemia is cancer.
What?
I thought that was leprosy.
Of the blood, sorry.
I thought skin cancer is cancer.
Leprosy is skin problem.
Leprosy is like just being really sick.
That happened to like Babel in like 500 BC in the Bible.
Yeah, that was back at the Tower of Babel, everyone got leprosy.
And they all be, I didn't know what it meant.
Dude, is scurvy still around?
I just want to put that out of the way.
God, dude, I hope.
Like, I don't know.
Like, do you think,
from one piece got scurvy once?
Okay.
I love one piece.
You,
you,
sorry.
I looked up scurvy and I said it's still prominent today.
No right.
How do you get it?
How do you get it?
If you don't even have oranges,
yeah,
if you're a pirate and your name is chewy.
If your name is one,
you get it.
Okay, so I'm going to explain scurvy.
Yeah, isn't it like rotten teeth and like wooden leg?
Dietary intake of vitamin C drops too low.
You get bleeding gums, weakness, fatigue, or rash?
That's the worst.
That's when you have like pimples on your gums,
then you start looking like chewing.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Do people not know about your pegged leg?
Chuii's got a peg.
Do you know about the parrot on your shoulder right now?
I don't know about that.
You're missing eye in your treasure chest.
You keep in your closet.
The big pirate ship he drives him.
All my de balloons.
All your de balloons you have over there.
The doubloons you use for rocket leakers.
It makes so much sense why you played Sea of Thief so much, Chewy.
Yeah.
He was practicing for like later.
Reminiscing of all the memories he had.
All the old times.
Maybe he's just a Somali fire.
You would die within like a month of that job.
You would not make two weeks of being a Somali pirate.
Tiny little airboat in the middle of the Pacific.
Let me drive out a boat.
How does that even work?
How does an actual, like, a tiny wooden raft
to take over an entire yacht?
Like a whole cargo ship full of, like,
full of, like, treasure chest and bags of money.
You shoot out, like, 20 grunks out of a cannon.
That's how they climb on.
20 monkey brains out of a cannon.
Yeah, 20 monkey goblins.
20 monkey brains.
A goblin barrel.
You shoot goblin barrels at the yacht.
Goblin barrels with, like, each grunk in them.
They explode and then grunk runs around
and, like, tears people's faces off.
Yeah, that would be a perfect world.
Have you ever seen those types of videos of them trying to hide
Jack, boats.
Yeah, yeah.
It's so funny how they actually end up just crashing
straight into the side of the boat.
And then they just stray off a little bit and then go
back again and they get blasted with water.
Yeah.
They die.
Yeah, how do they even be successful sometimes?
They die a lot.
Yeah, they just die.
You guys ever watched videos of ice breakers?
Yes, remember we used to do that?
Oh, the icebreaker boats?
I wanted you to talk about it.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Fun story.
Chewy and I, like, we would like,
like sit in a call and we would just decide
like one day watch like
these big boats just crush
and break up giant like
huge. I already should we watch that for like two hours.
Yeah, we were just watching giant boats like
either falling into water or like
breaking icebergs. One was going like sideways
remember? Yeah. Yeah. It was like
dropping the ice going to side
like it's something on the bottom that just
immediately gets rid of all the ice and it's just like
yeah, some shit and we were
just like a whole bunch of little grunks with
Pick eggs is.
They're also like enchanted
and like, they're enchanted drunk.
Efficiency five, big ice.
Efficiency five drunk.
That just makes you think about the Titanic,
like how fucking stupid they were.
Yeah, they were idiots back then.
What happened with the Titanic?
I heard.
It got overrun by their mates.
What?
What it fell?
What did it fell?
How did that thing go down?
I actually just recently watched a video on that.
And it turns out.
The movie?
What?
No, that's in the movie
Leonardo is a Capio?
Yeah.
There was a video of,
of like,
if you look into the distance
or something like that,
there's like the iceberg
and it looks like it's further away
than it actually was.
So by the time they were too late,
it was already right in front of them.
That's when they like
cut the wheel and they hit.
Jump scared him, yeah.
Yeah.
I came out of absolutely no way.
Yeah.
I actually think in the headquarters
they were like.
A giant piece of ice.
Yeah.
How do you like,
Captain?
You're going to want to see it.
You're going to want to see this.
Okay, we're making fun of a national tragedy.
We should not do that ever.
It's not a national tragedy.
It's like over the Atlantic Ocean or something.
Oh, yeah, it was an international tragedy.
Is it just me or is the iceberg bigger?
Is it just here?
It's an iceberg growing.
Okay, so here's a hypothetical.
Here's a hypothetical.
If you were on the iceberg and you had an...
If you're on the iceberg in a big ship can...
Okay.
was coming after you. Would you abandon an iceberg?
Would you like the icebergs to think?
Would you get on the door or would you not get on the door?
Everybody talks about the people on the boat.
Nobody talks about the people.
Would you take the escapebergs and leave or would you stay on the main iceberg?
Escape birds?
Skate birds.
Holy crap.
They say a pirate should never abandon his post, so I would stay on the iceberg.
It would be so funny if there was like found footage of the Titanic and it looked
zoomed in on the iceberg.
That would be so funny, too.
Oh, man.
Elevator's getting cold water.
Like, what if you saw light footage of it?
And then off like the type, like off the iceberg,
you saw a little guy in a boat, like controlling it with a remote.
He was moving the iceberg.
He was a remote controlled iceberg.
I was gonna go moniker on a top hat.
I was gonna say, like, he's like,
he's like, I'm never letting John Tice here to do anything ever again.
again.
It's like the
1900s.
It just ruining
everyone's stuff.
When was the Titanic?
It was 18 something.
Oh,
it was 1927.
It was 18 something.
I'm looking it up.
It was 1997.
I think it was 1980.
I thought it was 2004.
It was 2012.
1911.
No way.
It was 1911.
Same time the pistol dropped.
Hold on.
Okay.
When was it made though?
You said 1911?
There was a national tragedy?
Yeah, May 31st.
Same time the Glock was out.
The construction started in 1909.
Okay, so then I'm just misinformed.
I'm sorry.
It took the two years to build it, bro.
What were they doing?
You dug the deal.
That's pretty fucking fast.
It's a biggest boat like ever.
It's really fast.
It's extremely fast for a giant boat.
No wonder it fucked up.
They were probably on a lot of meth.
I'm not going to lie.
That boat was kind of tiny compared to the cruise ships we have now.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
But for 1911, for that boat, they, uh, they literally gathered, like, all the leftover metal from New York City and made one boat out of it for like an experiment.
Everything that wasn't put into the Statue of Liberty, they put into the Titanic.
Yeah.
And that's why.
Dude, we didn't make the Statue of Liberty.
That's so crazy.
That was a huge joke.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Our side of wood.
It was very funny.
I think the France, the French did that for us.
Yeah.
And did you guys know the Statue of Liberty was actually, um, blue?
instead of the green you see
I think it was not
it was copper brown buddy
it was dry and made out of
oxidized over the years
and it was actually
it was actually at an angle
it was pointing north
yeah but the wind
it's actually a fine of
she was shipped
for some reason
she was shipped to the United States
with her hands on her hips
and then for some reason
they got it and her hands
were straight up a dune
she was facing the sun
she turned around
he slowly started
moving up.
Every time the clock strikes
midnight she moves around a little bit
and tries to find it.
One degree to the east.
When everyone's asleep
she moves around and like
when Andy goes to bed
they usually plays dress up
and runs around.
Dude.
What is it just like
in New York and you wake up
you look outside of your window
at midnight you see a giant eyeball
the Central Liberty
looking at the end of it.
You look out into the horizon
it's just gone.
Yeah, it's gone
where's it's even scarier than
if it's right in your window.
It goes back.
The unknown.
Let's do that.
Let's just get rid of it.
Let's steal the moon.
How do you guys think the Egyptians made those pyramids?
They had big rocks.
They have fully systems.
No, I refuse to believe they made those.
I didn't.
Listen, Nick, don't believe it for a damn second.
So they moved those rocks with logs under them, like the big bricks.
Because they're too big for a single person move, obviously.
So they put them on rocks.
I mean logs and wrong them.
Okay.
How do they get the top one on?
Yeah.
So grunk, think about it, bro.
Like the very top was apparently made.
of gold. Where the fuck is that?
Oh, that's the funny part. It wasn't gold. It was some really weird metal that
they thought it was gold. People were saying that the reason it's gone or the reason it was put
up there was that so it could be seen from very, very, very far away.
Which makes you wonder. Larry? Makes you think.
Wait, how far are they walking?
Oh, like, you mean very, very far away as space?
They probably didn't want the airplanes to hit it either.
You mean that where people do this?
his face.
Larry, you got some explanation.
They actually told me how they did it back in the end.
It was not Egyptians.
It was
the Spinoza.
It was Larry Croftians.
The Espenosa's, those guys,
those guys were crazy back in the day.
Hard workers, I'll tell you that much.
Hard workers.
There's a reason why there's no grass around.
This is all Larry's.
doing, we're not talking. We're not saying it's a damn way.
They're doing anything versus some water.
And then the Egyptians came over and then
you know, we got kicked out.
Yeah, like, um, that's fucked
up. Is there only one with the big,
like shiny part? How many pyramids are there?
Three.
29, I think. Every single one.
Every single one there was.
And the, like, exact number
is the exact speed of light or whatever.
Like, the latitude. That's not sure. I don't
think that's real. Is it? That is true.
What? One of the measurements is this exact
exact number of feet of light. Yeah, they, they
He said something about the measurements being some exact number.
Okay, then that's definitely a fucking alien.
Hello?
There's 118 pyramids.
No, okay.
The speed of light is $299 million about per second meters per second.
And the coordinates of the Great Pyramid of Giza are 29.9.
And it's literally the same exact number.
Like, it's, I don't know how they did that.
That's an alien.
1.9 billion meters long.
That's pretty big.
That's probably the size of like Texas.
I like how you say Pauli and Isaac.
Is there an inside?
Yeah.
There is an inside.
It's an actual Indiana Jones went in there and he got in trouble.
There's a gift shop inside where you can buy a little.
It's an apple place.
There's a big gift shop in the inside.
There's a David Buster.
You can go get a two for 20 if you make it all the way to the top.
This is real.
There's actually a giant wrestling ring in the middle.
There's a thunder dome inside the pyramid of geese.
There's a rainforest cafe
An Acapewana.
Starbucks.
There's a Balenciaga store.
It's crazy.
How come nobody's doing this?
I actually make him cool
instead of just being rocks.
Yeah.
Fucking boring.
I'm pretty sure there's like,
aren't there traps in there?
Like,
wasn't in a tomb for Pharaohs
and you could die if you go in there?
Apparently there's like
this whole entire upper area
that was never explored either.
That it was like,
they had like,
they had like slabs and stuff like that
like really heavy.
Oh, yeah.
Put in and stuff.
Like,
and apparently the people who built it
weren't even slaves. They were actual like
architects that were like highly praised and stuff
like that. It's pretty cool.
They had to probably use a few.
Yeah, they probably definitely used slaves.
Like, surely.
You think of
Bro.
Come on.
What?
The Jeffers pictures
to use a few.
This was a load of barnacles.
They had to at least use a couple.
Tanner tugged at his collar.
He was like,
I don't know what that one
I see a lot of pictures
I saw a lot of movies about the
yeah I saw a lot of
No but what's the one with the rock
What about the
What is it called?
The headstone or something like that
Where it's like in a ring
Oh the stonehenge
The stone hinges
Yeah that's ridiculous
No that's like you're valid
That is actually impossible
No I'm actually
It's just a head
It's in the United
It's an end or no
Oh oh oh stonehenge
It's like boom boom
Those are built before like
like everything.
That's like the first thing
to ever do.
I love how people turn that
into a meme for no reason.
They took the Easter Island face.
Yeah.
That's not what we're talking about, man.
What do you want for dinner?
Easter Island emoji?
Something
inconvenient happens
a fucking stone hedge emoji.
Okay, guys,
I know he said no pictures.
No pictures.
No pictures allowed.
No pictures allowed.
Turn that off.
People know what the stone hinges.
Yeah, people know.
What is this?
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
No.
Okay, sorry.
But anyway.
I feel like it was,
I feel like it was giants.
I feel like it was giants playing with dominance.
Giants and wizards.
Giants and wizards and lions and bears.
What if dinosaurs were doing it?
They got bored.
They were trying to play Jenga
and then like the game never finished
because they all died.
I don't believe in dinosaurs.
If you stole it on eBay,
how much will we get for them?
A million dollars.
A million more than that.
No, I think you'd get 300K.
Wait, are they?
I think you'd get arrested.
as if you would praise that.
What do you mean, Tannier?
Like, you genuinely thought about
I know my Easter heads,
and it's just like a basic rock material.
These are not Easter Island heads.
Easter's coming up, ladies and gentlemen.
Easter is coming up.
If you're going to steal one,
sell it during Easter, that's when it's like.
That's when, yeah,
the market is.
Wait, why Easter?
Easter Island.
We're not talking about it.
Easter Island has an Stonehenge.
What are we talking about?
Have you never seen Hop?
I was going to mention that.
Hop?
Yeah.
The Easter Bunny lives there, dude.
Easter Bunny lives there.
And there's an evil bunny.
And his son plays drums all the time for some reason.
Yeah, some fucking reason.
Also, fucking Russell.
Michael Reeves?
Oh, yeah, Russell Brands.
Sorry.
Russell Brand's in the movie, too.
And it's the best movie.
I leave poisonous carrots on my bag porch for the Easter bunny when Easter comes.
I put my carrots and siren.
I'm going to cash that guy one day.
Yeah.
I cried when I found out the Easter Bunny wasn't real.
Why do you care?
Why?
Like, I never experienced.
Because it was established the fact that my parents lied to me for 12 years.
You couldn't cry.
You believed that until you're 12?
No way.
You were in middle school and you believed the Easter Bunny came and put like chocolate at you here.
It's not real.
Okay.
And I'm going to explain to you about the Santa.
Okay.
I was outside.
I was 15.
No.
I was
I was graduating
I was
it was pre-COVID
I was
I was in fifth grade now
okay
I was
how old are you in fifth grade
10?
11
13
so I was just standing outside
with my old friend
his name was Justin
and Justin
like I had
like so you guys know
how like
when you had like
Android and stuff like that
or the Razor Motorola
you can actually have gifts
as your background and you're like flip phones and stuff.
So he was giving, I didn't have that phone.
I had the, um, it was called the juke.
It was like a, I had the juke.
Oh.
It flipped open and like, flipped open and played music and Eminem spots in it and shit.
Yeah.
My grandpa still has one of those.
He won't get any other phone.
Dude, his grandpa is ancient.
He made the pyramid.
So I remember just saying about, because it was like sometimes during Christmas time
and I just mentioned Santa and keep in mind, I was raised Catholic.
And I had a big Catholic family everywhere.
whatever, we're really, really, really, like, into that shit.
But this kid was Jewish.
So the first thing he says to me is, wait, you still believe in Santa?
And I was like, yeah, why?
And that was my first every year getting out of Catholic school and going to public school.
So it was ruined the very first.
That's why I, yeah.
Listen, when I, how I got the news broken to me was my tooth fairy didn't put any money under my
pillow.
See?
And I had my tooth still there.
And I went into my mom's room.
I was like, they're getting ready to take me to school.
I was like, dude, there's a tooth that's still here.
And then they'll know like.
She forgot to come.
She forgot to come.
Yeah, she was like, oh no.
My mom's.
My mom puts me on my bed.
She's like, what do you want to know?
And I was like, Santa?
She's like.
nods her head no and I'm like
tooth fairy she points to me
I'm like I was like eight years old at the time
I was like okay
I see everything's like $20
yeah she gave me like $20
I remember dude wait
so when I'll make it short but I was
I was probably eight years old
and it was Christmas Eve and I had to pee
and I heard him rustling downstairs
so automatically I was like
holy fucking
Holy shit
Oh, I don't even
I just see your
He's like freaking ass
Like go downstairs
Like I see my dad
He's 240 and he's
Like all the cookies
off the plane
And just get in the phone
He's like
Oh my shit's so fucking good
He's not even chewing
That means like a vacuum
We're just inhaling
The cookies before bed
Like you're sobbing
Like running up the stairs
Flams the door
Ezy go back to bed
Oh
There's like a man-trap in the chimney
Wait, you guys
You guys had it fucking easy, bro
You actually got it easy
For me?
How I found out
To Mexican sister
Listen, listen
I know every Mexican can relate to this
Okay, because it was Easter, right?
And tradition is like you get
All these like Easter eggs
And you crack them over like somebody's head
And sometimes you can have like
Some confetti
Or you put in some like baby powder
And like a prank
And the way I found out
Was my cousins put
gum powder and one of the eggs
I'm gonna get to my head
and a chunk of my head fell off
and let's not
come on bro
come on
bro
I know
Godcats
dude
don't
leave that
leave that back there
I don't really want to admit it
but I'm just finding out right now
that none of those are real
no
no it was just Larry's
Chewy?
No it was real
He was saying that.
He was he talking about.
He's talking about it.
How did they convince
Dwayne the Rock Johnson to play a
tooth fairy in a movie?
A lot of money. A lot of money.
A lot of money.
How many kids do you think
believe the Rock Johnson is the tooth fairy?
A lot.
They watched that movie and they're like, I knew it.
I was suspected it the whole time.
I knew former W.W.E.
wrestler, Duane Rock Johnson gives me
money sometimes.
He gives me money.
I fucking hate that guy.
Daniel, when you called him, he said the Rock Johnson.
What did you do with the word, Dwayne?
He's just the Rock.
I don't think I've ever said Dwayne ever.
I just say the Rock Johnson.
The Rocks Johnson.
The Rocks Johnson.
Dwayne Rock Johnson.
Dwayne Rock.
Mr. Rock Johnson.
That's not like that.
Dude.
Anyway, we're
talking about dreams before.
I was going to segue
the same way. I'm not even kidding you.
I was about to segue the same way.
And I also
think it's really funny. We didn't talk once
about a dream. Like, not the single time
that we mentioned the dream. That was like two podcasts
ago. We mentioned someone said something about dreams.
Someone said something about dreams.
Anyways, guys. He got canceled on Twitter.
Yeah, what on earth is going on over there?
Chewy, we should let Chewy explain.
Yeah, Chewy, go ahead. Give us the rundown.
I don't have a single clue.
Where do you want me to start?
You know.
From the beginning.
He pulls out a big piece of paper, it starts reading off of it.
All right, you got it, too.
Go ahead.
The floor is yours.
What?
Hang on.
Let me go to Twitter.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No.
Off the top of your head.
Give me something along the lines.
You know it.
Okay.
It's all about it yesterday.
He's like, wiping all the papers off his desk.
Like, looking for the.
Where is he's like,
Hold on.
Where is it?
Where is it?
What's
What did he do?
Chewy's brain is just a
SpongeBob giff of them all running around
with the office fire
going on.
Chewy.
Without looking it up,
tell us what you know about it.
Nothing.
It's all right.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
I'll give him the rundown.
I'll give him the rundown.
Chewy, on this podcast, we lie.
We lie a lot.
We fib our asses off.
And we won't use that now.
That whole Titanic thing.
That was a fake thing.
Wait, Shui, you didn't hear about what
happened with Vanos?
Fake.
No.
Oh, my God.
Apparently, I don't hear anything.
Tanner, give the rundown.
Tannick, give him the rundown.
Because he doesn't know.
Evan Fong's a murderer to me.
Don't name drop him like that.
Evan Fong of Canada,
Quebec.
Evan Fong ex-Marine.
Wait, wait, this actually correlates to dream.
Evan Fong of Canada.
That's his, what's his other information he has
that we need to dig into?
Are you guys
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Your mind is...
Doxing!
Come on.
What?
Oh, wait, true.
So, Chewy, basically,
the dream drama is that
Dream ended up having a little
tantrum.
And pretty much picking on some
Pee-Wee-Shermans.
Like, three-father people
from, like, Idaho and shit.
People who...
You don't have...
Just don't reply to.
Not creators at all.
Not a single one except for our dear friend Bitzel.
Yeah.
Someone named Edward from fucking Pennsylvania or something.
I don't know.
Fucking Cindy from Montana and she's in like...
Cindy Lou from Hoveill.
So, you know, he replies to these people and then when they deactivate because they're
getting a shitload of hate, he ends up going on to it.
Not only hate, but literal threats and doxies.
Yeah, like, doxies.
He's darkening all the above.
He doubled downs on his actions by saying along the lines of that's not my problem.
Because he's saying that, he's saying that by him responding, he's just holding them accountable to their bullshit.
And it's not his fault for their dumbassery.
So as a result, his fans going and doxy and causing all this horrible shit is really not on him.
How did they do it?
Technically speaking, technically speaking, you know, they are accountable for being idiots.
but I feel like he should obviously address it
and tell them to stop.
He knows the effect he has at this point.
He knows. Bitzel said it best.
You should just sub-tweet it and not do a direct reply.
Or just be a man and fucking get in.
Or hear me out.
Hear me out.
At this point in dream size and career,
anything is punching down at this point.
There's no such thing as for him punching up.
You know what I mean?
Maybe if he went after like,
Mr. fucking B.
Dwayne Rock Johnson.
Or Dwayne Johnson.
Yeah.
Anytime you respond to,
anything I promise it makes the situation
a million times worse. If you just ignore
shit and keep going on about your day, like if you're genuinely
not in the wrong about stuff, then you'll be completely
fine. I agree. Brother said it was like
satisfying when he responds to like these small
creators. Like it's just satisfying
knowing these people are getting
everything they deserve. That's what he said.
He said that?
No, I don't know. I was a
impression. He did say
that it's satisfying. He said it was satisfying
seeing like them being proved
wrong, but it's in all the reality is.
The best part of it all
is when they shut up and be
Clyde because they're getting threatened
Yeah, you make them private
and they have to go into hiding and join the witness
protection program
It's just a dangerous
world for them now. They can't go outside.
I always imagine it as like someone
sitting in their computer and a bunch of piranhas come and eats
them. It's just a skeleton.
Why is that the first thing your brain
thinks of? Because that's all it is. It's like I just start
eating at the fucking person. Oh yeah, the piranus
just show up in your room and start eating you.
What did they comment, though?
Like, how did that start?
I don't really remember how it started, but all it is.
It's just calling out on.
Yeah, it's just, it's just, it goes on a lot.
He's giving attention to things that don't deserve it.
And granted, I've done this.
They're minuscule.
I've done similar.
They bring up, like, what he does, like, with his audience.
And then he goes into theirs.
And then he just does the same thing.
So they're trying to call him out on stop going to these accounts, dude.
Yeah.
Relax.
He's kind of slipping off his high horse rate.
Yeah.
It's bad.
I think so the best part.
YouTube.
videos or do anything at all?
Apparently he does.
No way.
But the funniest part about all of this is that he recently
rebranded his entire Twitter account
from Dream to Nightmare.
His banner just says angry all over it.
And we're looking at a 22-year-old man who doesn't know
how to handle fame.
Yeah.
I'm really...
He's a scary person.
I'm actually genuine.
Like, my biggest fear is actually him probably now.
I'll be honest.
Dude, if you ever engage with him on Twitter,
just understand that there are millions of people
that are just looking at you now.
I made it.
From one tweet, thousands of people are just looking at you.
If you, if you were talking about Tanners.
Oh, yeah.
I had one.
This is, yeah.
So I recently changed my account to look like
I was the video game Luigi's Mansion 3 on Twitter.
And I made the most harmless, the harmless little joke.
And.
He turned into...
He's lucky charms.
Basically, I don't want a name drop, but Tommy.
I don't want a name drop, but Tommy in it.
He just turned, he's like, finally just turned 18, a lot of yada, yada.
And then fucking dream was like, finally you're not like a kid anymore.
Finally you're like a grown man adult.
And like, let's fucking go.
Finally, you can like pay for your sins or something like that.
If you can pay for your sins and all the wrongdoings.
And I get this, I just woke up.
I woke up for my slumber.
It was 11 p.m.
I look at my Twitter and I was like,
the first word I see is finally.
I'm like, why did he tweet finally?
I'm just starting 18.
So I edit everything out.
And it's so shudely done.
I went to Instagram and I just markered out everything.
And then I posted it.
And I went back to bed.
And I woke up to an angry mob.
It was like,
400 quote retweets.
Might I add you,
I was under Luigi's Mansion 3 for that entire time.
Yeah, it got on the dream Twitter.
It got on the best part about that.
It went, it got on.
It was like, OTK,
OTK creator calling out.
It's like,
smile,
Twitter user,
like stupid.
It was on R slash Dream was taken 2.
And I was like,
OTP creator,
Luigi's Mansion 3.
Semi drama with Dream was taken 2 community.
And it was,
you can see my profile picture as Luigi with a ghost.
It's like a shitty little like zoomed in photo of Luigi and a ghost.
And it was,
You can barely see the title of the game.
I mentioned Slat and I was like, this is getting out of hand.
The replies on that, on that subreddit and stuff like that were just all about like,
you should have not made a pedophile joke and all that stuff.
So what is, what is, I'm curious, what is your response to that?
I'm just curious what your thoughts are.
What is my response to that?
I can make one up for you or no.
Look, I can make one right now.
You either make fun of pedophiles or you are one.
What do you want to do?
I was there for the first time.
I was good.
I had a way better response in that.
You just dug yourself deep into that hole.
What do you say?
I'll make fun of him with you, Tanner.
I would say, why is the first thing you think about?
Why is the first thing you think about pedophilia?
What do you say?
He said himself.
Dream set himself up with that.
Yeah.
I mean,
the only thing Tanner said was question marks.
He didn't say anything about pedophilia.
Literally just one question was.
You're talking to dream fans here.
Yeah.
A bunch of reachers.
Anyways.
Yeah, they're reaching.
It was a reach.
It was a joke.
But I just deleted it being the bigger man.
I was like, I don't want to.
You are so wise.
You're just the bigger man.
Every time a creator does a dream joke,
they know what's going to happen.
They know the Armad and the likes that they're going to get.
You can't be funny about a dream.
They want everything to be boring.
Everything to be boring.
Yeah.
No, they want PG-13, not even PG-13.
They want rainbows.
E-for- Everyone humor.
I think, I think they just want politically correct.
They want, like, everything correct.
Everything to be how it should be.
And that's fine, you know.
We're in the day and age where we can be, okay.
Tanner's strong suit, which people don't understand this.
This is a genuine concern I have, is that Tanner is his humor is more so shock humor.
And people are not used to that now.
So when they see something like that or something that's like, oh, my,
gosh, their first reaction now for a lot of these people is take that down,
delete it, delete it.
But the thing is, I didn't grow up on, like, being on a pet, like a creator being on a pedestal
and you have to be absolutely perfect.
I grew up on comedians.
Like, I listen to Comtown podcast, and there is, shout out to Comtown.
I'll say that right now.
Comtown's my favorite podcast.
Based on the name.
And it said, it was a picture of Comptown and just said, you're about to get the worst
dick ever.
Dude, I'm saying.
Well, you know what the, the biggest problem is that it's like,
All the kids on the internet, they're like 14 years old.
They were born in 2017.
They don't even know anything about the internet.
Like, they're so young.
They were born when Xotein drop.
They don't know what's going on.
But what I was saying was I didn't grow up on.
You had to be a picture perfect,
bland content creator on a pedestal and you have to be safe.
I grew on comedians making edgy jokes, being funny on podcasts.
And if you listen to one Comptown episode, then it's, they get pretty absurd.
You guys would be pissed off if you ever heard one.
I agree.
I think that, you know, it's all about the
So I did for, sorry, and they're not, no, you're okay.
I just, I think that you and your humor, like, obviously we all know humor is subjective, right?
Yeah, very much so.
So Tanner just comes from a different angle.
And, you know, maybe to a lot of people, they're saying that was insensitive.
Why would you joke about that, this, that, and the other thing.
Well, you know, I just want to say that when, when there were jokes about, like,
people making fun of said person that was called out for doing something horrible,
We're not making fun of that victim or we're not making fun of the idea of somebody having such a shitty mindset
A lot of a lot of jokes are at other people's expense and you know usually that can't be helped
But yeah that is the way that's what jokes are
That's the thing is dude like what jokes are me DEP and shit bro say he wanted to get a cupcake like what are you talking about
I wanted to get a cupcake
I could you not make a joke about that yeah like what the fuck I believed him at first
Because it was like, eating feet and a cupcake?
Yeah. I believe that.
I believe that.
I was just going to get a cupcake.
Oh, I believe that.
You're just going to be watching with like, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No fist upon.
I'm sorry, my bet.
But to wrap it up, I just came from a comedian standpoint,
not a creator standpoint.
That's my finisher offer.
Yeah, I think what people didn't like was,
I guess, just that you edited the photo or something like that.
Yeah, they assumed that you were making him look like,
yeah.
No, there was no context.
And that audience has no idea who they'll lie in.
They just thought I'm like an evil person.
Just like trying to make them look like evil.
That's the case a lot of the times.
There is, dude, the people that came after you for making that joke.
I saw everything from this is why you only average 200 viewers to like, I hope you rot in the deepest level of hell.
Literal death threats.
My favorite one, my favorite one, Isaac of all time is you fell off and then someone responds.
It says, when were they ever on?
And then they just said, like, scold.
emojis and stupid shit.
For the record,
for the record, I average 500 now.
So, yeah.
For the viewers of home,
spend this around.
For the viewers at home,
that was a middle finger.
That was a big middle finger.
And his toenail is painted black.
And my toenail.
That's my fingernail.
He flipped us off with his foot.
Can I just showed his big toe?
I just got naked.
Wait, so why don't we call her?
Why do we call our fingers fingers, but why don't we just call our feet fingers?
They're not called hand fingers.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Nick, we still have some substance left in the topics here.
We don't have to jump to that stupid shit, whatever the fuck.
What do we call our fingers and fingers?
No, I think you had a genuine, like, thought.
That was like a serious topic.
That was like a serious question.
Oh, okay.
You're a serious.
No, you're a serious law topic.
That was a good serious topic.
I was not trying to divert.
That was a genuine thought.
That was a lot of loud.
Thanks.
No, I was thinking about this one driving home and I was thinking about Mr. Beast, not in any weird way.
I was just driving.
I was thinking about Mr.
Thanks for specifying.
What did he put in?
No, no weird way.
He's valid.
I think about Mr.
There's a picture about Mr.
East going around.
Oh, my God.
The infamous photo.
The infamous Mr. Boner.
Don't say.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
But I was thinking about Mr. Beast, and I was thinking about all the podcast that he's done and all the interviews or whatever.
This man is like, this man was like, I don't want to say that word.
He was bred to be like a YouTuber.
Like, I feel like he was everything that I watched the Joe Rogan podcast.
And this man doesn't know movies.
He barely knows like music.
He's like, I just know YouTube.
And I'm sitting there.
Yeah, that's absurd.
That's wild to think about.
They're at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.
And there was like a post where they're like having an award or something.
I was like, it's hard to believe.
It was like it felt like yesterday we're at the lunch table in middle school discussing YouTube.
And I was like, what?
Like no way you're in middle school, disgusting YouTube algorithm.
That's normal now.
But like back then, nobody.
Imagine a bunch of middle scores.
Imagine.
Not one person.
Here's a hypothetical for viewers at home.
Imagine you're a middle school and you sit down and your friend Timmy just comes up to you and talks about the CTR of his most recent.
Oh, yeah.
I saw this Fred guy
like blowing up recently
We gotta try it
Do it like you do it
That's gonna put him up
Yeah
This Guy Joe versus Chucky video
Dude can you believe the RPM on Fred Figglehorn's channel right now
I don't know
I don't know how Ryan Higa's
Big Ball inflatable green ball
Did so well on YouTube
It's actually like
That's the status thumbnail is
That click rate was at least 3%
I don't know how it is so well
Did you guys see those prints
They slapped like random people in the back of the head and ran away.
YouTube was funny back then.
Those pranks were fucking
Joey Salard.
They're pretty bad.
Oh yeah. Joey Salads.
There was like, um, Vitaly.
That guy fell off though.
That guy was, that guy went crazy off the deep end.
YouTube was so simple back drugs and stuff.
He got arrested on drugs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I, um,
I remember back when YouTube allowed people to customize their actual page.
So PewDie Pies page was all red and stuff.
Remember?
because it was based around that one game, what was it called?
In some, no.
I think it wasn't some.
Amnesia.
Amnesia, yeah.
Amnesia, yeah.
Amnesia.
Yeah, it was like based all around that.
It was all red and stuff.
I think you could probably use Way Back Machine and actually see you, unless it was 100%.
His whole content for like a while was just based on that game.
Like, what do you have?
Happy Wheels.
Happy wheels.
That was like the only thing.
Stefano was like his profile picture for like two years.
I swear to God.
Dude, remember, oh my God, dude, you remember Tobuscus with him doing the voices when he's playing Happy Wheels?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, shut up, Sonia.
Oh, shut up, Sonia.
Oh, shut up, Sonia.
Because of those videos, I would, like, go to my friend's house just to get on his computer and play happy wheels because I don't want to play to my house.
And then your computer would not be able to handle it so it would start lagging on the way, right?
That doesn't really.
Too many bottles broke at once.
Yeah, too many the rockets go off at the same time in your PC reviews.
Yeah.
remember those really cool maps where it would
like cut off the head of your character and it would just
watch it. It was the heart.
It was the heart. Yeah, the heart would get
taken out and roll. Yeah.
That's crazy.
Did you ever put it out of Pogo? Speaking of
Happy Wells, the Pogo jump where you would try and
jump up this high you could. Yeah, and you have to
like hit a bottle that's like 40 feet in the air
somehow. Yeah.
I used to do old WWU
W. Whoa. Word Vime.
What you say? WWW.
WWE. I used to do like the old, because there's
There was a shit ton of them.
You basically just grab somebody
and then throw them all the table.
And then a giant light will come from down.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's random shit.
It will fucking happen.
My game...
Oh, go ahead.
Sorry, go ahead, Grunk.
I think that, like, Roblox is a new Happy Wheels.
Like, that filled that whole...
I think I, yeah, I think Roblox actually set the...
It's like a concrete foundation.
Yeah.
Because, like, Roblox, it's like an engine
so that people can make games like that.
It's been around as long as Happy Wheels.
Yeah.
It's been around for a while.
Yeah, I think it's, yeah.
I think my game that I used to play a lot was just Pop Tropica.
Dude, Pop Tropica, wait, Nick,
do you remember the one puzzle where you have to bring like a chicken
and like a basket of eggs and this other girl across his zip line?
Dude, I had to have my dad figure me.
He had to come down and help me out.
Your dad did what to you?
He had to figure it out for me.
Like you said, I had to get my dad to finger me.
We know, you know.
He had to figure it out.
It was too hard.
You know the game Mancala or Mancala?
I learned how to play that game from Pop Tropica.
Club Penguin.
I use called Penguin.
Pop Tropico is my shit.
Dude,
speaking of which,
this is actual real news,
yes.
Club Penguin rewritten got taken down,
Isaac.
Did you know that?
I did,
yeah.
I never got reached out.
I have like 90,000 coins.
I actually had like over 900,000.
It's all gone.
He's passed in rupees,
bro.
No.
Speaking of dream,
Am I the username Dream, remember?
I had the biggest bag.
Yeah.
Oh, that picture.
That's right.
I'm going to be honest, it worries me that it got taken down because no one else could
have taken it down, but Disney.
And that leaves a lot.
It leaves a lot of other games to get taken down.
Like, think about Tune Town, Chewy.
Oh, do you imagine?
No, no, no.
They did something special about that.
They didn't just take it.
And they did something.
I don't think they can get it taken down.
Well, that's the thing with Disney games.
If you revamp them, as long as you're not turning a process.
You know, you can put ads, but
as long as you're not turning your profit on
that game, you can use it.
Oh, is that one that wasn't turned down?
What profit did they turn on Club Penguin?
They didn't.
That's why I'm confused.
I don't know why the British, American, whatever.
I wonder how Gravix is doing.
I'll be okay.
The only thing that you can really think about is
copier infringement because maybe they're trying to
release something again using Club Penguin.
Oh, Isaac, your channel's going to get deleted, dude.
Yeah, Isaac, keep done.
Change your profile.
I'm actually waiting for my cease and decision.
insist. I'm still waiting.
Wait until they found out that I made merchandise.
We can't keep acknowledging that his little penguin has anything to do with that.
It's just a penguin.
It's just a penguin with the glass.
I drew that on MS paint, so shut up.
Wait, Isaac, I've always thought it was a regular ass penguin.
Yeah, it is.
It's already just a penguin you found with the hat.
Yeah.
Hey, yummy?
Start nodding your head up and down.
Yeah, see?
I can't wait for the strawberry.
The guy that made strawberries to come to you.
Dude, whoever invented strawberry?
It's just a strawberry.
Drake is going to come over and fucking
Yeah, you know, I was just saying, Drake was going to come over
Dude, who?
Who?
Who?
Who are going to be pissed?
What a Drake?
What did Drake?
With a strawberry?
It's going to fuck me up.
No, soft willies is a Drake from
Hotline bling.
Oh.
There's a rapper.
There's a rapper out there named Big Tee,
and he's coming for Tanner's whole brand.
Yeah, no.
That guy's probably pissed.
There's a verified account on Twitter with Big T.
Is he?
That sucks for you, man.
That sucks for you, man.
They're like an actor.
But what?
They're an actor, and I think I commented on one of their posts.
I was like, you're nothing to me or something.
And I bagged Big T on Twitch.
Like, that's a pretty crazy bag for me.
Let's go.
So that's all I really need.
That's yours forever and ever, man.
Nobody's going to teach that.
I worked out today with Jerome ASF.
That was really cool.
I thought that was yesterday.
I also worked out with him yesterday.
No.
Back in town.
I worked out with him Monday, Tuesday, and then today, and I'm working out with him
tomorrow.
You know.
You like him good form?
Yeah, I am.
Send him home with a little bit of knowledge.
Yeah, he's really, he's really enjoying it.
It's really fun to work out.
He looks like a nice little, he looks like a nice man, a nice old man.
Oh, dude, he's so, he's so awesome.
We should all, like, definitely, like, hang out at some point.
And, you know, he's really fun.
I want him to bounce me, yeah, I want him to bounce me on his knee one day.
Dude, you know what it is?
It's like talking to a fucking, like, time capsule, this guy.
Like, okay, he's not that old.
Does that make sense?
No, he's been making him since, he is one of the founding fathers.
He's pretty old as hell.
Nick, when he was like, when he was like teaching him like a workout shit,
he was like, okay, so do you remember in Hunger Games?
What you got to do?
So you remember in jailbreak when?
Oh my gosh.
When Gissi Gaza was chasing you.
Wait, wait, speaking of Jerome, Nick, actually, I have a picture for your contact
to my phone.
It's that one of you and him for the first time you met.
And I was really chubby.
Or you wearing that fucking golf shirt.
Yeah, and my hair was slicked back.
And I was like really chubby.
With like high black socks.
Yeah.
Oh, was that when you had a long hair slicked back?
You were hot back then.
It's a good bun, dude. Good pick.
Good pick.
My sumo wrestling.
Oh, that was an interesting time.
That was the first time.
We're actually going to go back to that same place tomorrow.
So, to eat.
He's cool.
He's really cool.
He's really friendly.
He's, uh, I touched his brain.
Oh.
Oh.
I like, I like tapping to his brain.
I touch his monkey brain.
I rubbed the skin.
I touched his monkey brain really long and hard.
What?
What's up guys?
What's up guys?
I touch his monkey brain.
Yeah, well, I tapped into his brain on some stuff.
And he's got some good genuine advice.
Him and I, it's like I give him workout advice and tips.
And then he in return...
He gives you another tip.
Yeah.
Yeah, he gives me brain and tip.
He gives me brain and tip.
Yep, brain and tip.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's sublime.
I really enjoy working out with him and talking about it.
So I don't know.
Bless you.
Bless you.
It's really weird.
That should add some recoil.
Yeah.
Cook's glasses flew across the room.
Did you guys ever watch this guys growing up?
No, not at all.
Yeah, I did.
I watched some of these videos.
I watched him in Beijing's Hunger Games show.
Who did you watch Bayesian Canadian?
Chewy, who used to say Baca?
Was it?
Jerome?
It was, no, it was the Bayesian Canadian guy.
With the ass.
Is that where it came from?
And the butter arm.
and all that shit.
No, because Jerome's guy was the...
Sky does Minecraft?
Yeah.
Scott his Minecraft was about it.
Didn't he make...
Didn't he turn into a rapper
and sell his YouTube channel
for like a million dollars or something?
Dude, he like...
He did really bad things.
He got really, really depressed
and has like 30 views on Twitch.
Wait, who?
Not...
Scott has Minecraft.
He's strange one time
and I went in there
and I was like,
why don't people watch you anymore?
All right, well, hold on.
If we're going to speak the truth,
we should speak the truth.
It's that he actually is mentally ill.
He has schizophrenia.
And so he refuses...
He is...
I didn't know it either.
He actually is mentally ill and he refuses to take his medication.
So as a result, he is like a danger to people like around him, honestly for the most part.
It's mainly I think, I don't know if they were dating if they were, whatever they were.
But his, the person that he has a child with, you know what I mean?
He was like a endangerment to them.
And he refused to take his medication.
So.
I think he was one of the ones I watch the most.
I get home from school and watch a mod showcase.
Oh, man.
That's so crazy, dude.
Yeah, he's genuinely just like he's mentally ill.
People change.
I'm assuming it's not severe considering he's not on medication.
No, it is severe.
No, I think it is severe.
He is a problem.
He needs to know.
He is on medication.
He's not taking it.
Yeah, he's not taking it.
So.
If you get prescribed something.
That sounds really scary.
Yes.
Yeah.
So he's like a, I want to say like a danger.
Like I don't know too.
I've read a lot and I also.
That is dangerous.
Well, yeah, I've read a lot from what people have said that I've experienced with him
over the years.
I literally talk with.
Jerome just asked about it.
Just curious.
Jerome doesn't say anything horrible.
He just says, like, you know, it's sad is what he says.
You know, he says it's upsetting because that was someone he was close to.
So, you know, it's definitely sad.
I just, I hope that somehow, some way, shape, or form that could get fixed.
But you can't force somebody to do.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you can.
I mean, that's the law.
You can't.
But, yeah.
So anyway.
Anyways, guys, I think that is going to wrap up.
We are running on an hour and seven minutes right now.
We're going to hour seven,
39.
Are we?
Yeah,
that time flew on this one.
Whoa.
This was a great one,
boys.
This was a really good one.
It's a very rich podcast.
Wait,
wait.
I didn't get to the topic
that I want to talk about.
We'll do it next week.
We'll do it real quick.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
Okay, sorry.
Okay.
Okay.
So Yummy had a birthday surprise.
Okay.
And he didn't know about this,
right?
It was a surprise.
Basically what happened was,
we went to his house,
right?
Uninvited.
but you know it's fine
and he was coming home
from getting some food
and we had to turn off all the lights
yummy came in
and as soon as he turned on the lights
we surprised him
and he got so scared that he jumped
up he got his head stuck on the roof
we had to pull him down
we realized his spine was hanging
out
and then we tried to put it back in
but it fell through
and so we had to pull out his spine
anyways guys
This is going to be up for episode seven
Of the podcast
I think that Larry has said
Episode 7
Download on Spotify
Download on YouTube
Oh isn't it on like Apple now
It's on everything
Is it?
Go watch it on Apple.com
It's not everywhere
Don't even look
Don't even look
Thank you guys
Thank you guys
We see next week
We'll love you
And we love you
And goodbye
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