The Group Chat - #7 - CHEWIE IS HERE!

Episode Date: April 15, 2022

The Group welcomes "Chewie"!! The Group talks about Yumi becoming a Senior Citizen and Chewie "The Grass Whisperer!" Hope You're ready to laugh because this episode is great!Come Watch the Youtube for... Cameras on and to be able to see all the funny moments!VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on YoutubeSee You There!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome back to episode seven. Seven. Seven. Yeah, we were talking about bad, terrible things. Yeah. Today, Yomi turning 28. It's a great day. Now I did not turn 28.
Starting point is 00:00:14 Yami is now a senior citizen. All around. Yomi can now go to the. I'm not even. All rise. All rise for the national anthem. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
Starting point is 00:00:28 Rise. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Thank you. I stayed sitting for that entire thing. You're actually like that one guy who kneeled during the fucking. We didn't keep our hats off either. Oh, we're fucking.
Starting point is 00:00:46 You know what? I will keep my opinions about the flag, but I will stay sitting for the rest of the podcast. Okay. Thank you for clarify. I want to say major thank you to GamerSups. Make sure you guys use code group for 10% off. All right. Make sure to use code group for 10%.
Starting point is 00:01:05 Well, we forgot about it. So I just wanted to make sure we got that in there. We have to get the birthday out of way. On the note of kneeling during the Pledge of Allegiance, thank you, gamer subs. On the note of Tanner having a very generous. Thank you for the new Wifu Cup. But my opinions of the flag, I will not be stating one code. to use.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Code group for 10% off GamerSubs.org.com Mattnobie. It is a zombie slayer. It is a zombie slayer babe. She's got big, giant, juicy, vainy boobs. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Vainy. Vainy too. She has volum to be able. Bane's full of milk. And let me tell you, I would drink out of this cup completely. Oh, wait. We can't show you, though.
Starting point is 00:01:53 We can't show you. Completely gone. It's on now. So go buy it more else. Yeah. He's got a group 10%. Oh, hell yes. So, speaking of my birthday, I only got one pressie yesterday.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Oh, was it us? I saw Nick's ass and his wiener. Yeah. You didn't like it, though. No, I did not like it. You saw Nick's winner! No, okay, I will say this. You were impressed with his ass.
Starting point is 00:02:19 You were like, yeah. You cheered for it. Yeah. We cheered for it. We told you there's a gnome, and you got curious. You're like, do you have a gnome tattoo on your ass, Nick? And then you showed you, like, there's no gnome on there, and you smirked a little bit. Yeah, you did laugh a little bit.
Starting point is 00:02:33 It was a little funny. It was a little funny because it reminded me of that one picture. It went downhill real fast up in a matter of seconds. That one picture where Isaac took a photo of my tattoo on my neck, but in reality, he took a photo of my ass as well. Yeah, wait. I want to tell that story. We all got tattoos, and he got a tattoo on his neck. And, you know, he can't see his neck. So he wanted me to take a picture of it, and I did.
Starting point is 00:02:58 And then I showed you. Like, he'd get marijuana, so I backed up. And he was in the shower. And I took a picture with his two ass cheeks still in there on like the 0.5 thing. He looked like a mighty bean. He was like an improper fraction. He looked like that's a hunchback. I really did.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Sometimes when going through my photos, you go find like this one image, I scroll past it and just like burst into laughter. Because I'm in public and I can't laugh at it, like, for real. I have an image of you and Tanner basically pants in public at the mall. You guys were walking with your pants down. Oh, there was me. Me and Tanner. No, in the mall.
Starting point is 00:03:41 We were walking inside. Oh, it was in the mall. Yeah, you guys were walking. Yeah, remember that? We were sagging, yeah. And I sagged all the way down to the point where my pants were around my ankles and I was in my underwear walking out of the closed mall. You guys are indecent.
Starting point is 00:03:56 You guys are indecent. to live a little. This was a very, very, like, wealthy mall. There was like a Louis Vuitton right in front of them. And they were walking. Like,
Starting point is 00:04:07 keep in mind, I go to a really, really, prestigious mall. There was a Valencia, and Louis Vuitton. There's also a prodding nearby. Some people might not know
Starting point is 00:04:17 what Gucci is, but we have it. I just think it's funny that you guys were walking and sagging and seeing your pants at your ankles. I did. I have my pants down to my ankles
Starting point is 00:04:24 and there's like an elderly couple like walking like three feet away from us on the other side. I don't think you guys saw me, but I like saluted to them. I like, I have a little like seriously all the way down. Yeah, all the way down. They were around my ankles. You know that's not allowed
Starting point is 00:04:40 right? It's all right. We haven't even talked about. Listen, with us, it's allowed. We know who we are. Hey, guys, we have a guest on the podcast. Oh, yeah. The first time here, I forgot. We funded in. We have a nice
Starting point is 00:04:54 guest. Tchri, where have you been all these days? I don't know I was gone for a little bit and then I came back The long way question The long that was good I do notice in the comments
Starting point is 00:05:07 I see a lot of Bring chewy as a guess word Chewy go angry emoji And then I agreed completely I had to call out sick of the last six episodes Yeah that's right Someone took a photo of my house And then said if you don't add Chewy
Starting point is 00:05:23 I can't say the rest but it was really good. And then like he ignored it. Larry ignored it. And then the next actual message was a picture of his father sleeping in the recliner. His dad is right in front of him. His dad was asleep on the couch looking at cameras with a happy and empanata. And actually you could see Larry exiting the room, but Larry didn't notice the man in his house.
Starting point is 00:05:46 So that was actually a crazy mishab that just happened. Dude, I think that's so funny when Larry's dad falls asleep in the living room. And it's just all bunch of like cameras on the TV. He was like, watching nothing. He was like CCTV pulled up on like his main, like 38 billion inch TV. You can see everything move. He's like the monkey from Toy Story. He's watching every single security camera at that one place.
Starting point is 00:06:15 I remember every angle to the house. Yeah. It's four cameras and it covers each side of the house. And he just sits there and looks at it. Larry, I remember. That's badass. Yeah, I remember you sent a picture of your dad watching the cameras. Like, he's watching the cameras.
Starting point is 00:06:28 And I responded like, this dude wants to kill somebody. Yeah. He's just waiting for the perfect opportunity. I actually have a funny story with my dad because there was one time where, so basically, right, it was on one night. And we noticed this guy driving in front of our house. He would slow down. And he would drive away.
Starting point is 00:06:49 And he did that like four times. And on the fifth time, one guy came out. And he was taken off the rims to our car. So my dad, but my dad was prepared. He had to like this like fake rifle. It was a shoot pellets. Fake rifle. And then so he went outside and he pointed and as he was about to shoot, it wouldn't
Starting point is 00:07:09 like shoot. It was like stuck. And I think he had stuck on safety, but he was like a horror movie situation. So what he did, he grabbed this sandal and he started smacking it on the ground. He was gone, boom, boom, boom, bum, bum. The guy ran away and it worked. It worked. Wow.
Starting point is 00:07:23 What the hell? It's actually pretty smart. Your dad's going to have a genius. He's playing that situation in his mind probably about a thousand times. He goes to bed every night dreaming about that happening in real life. I was going to say unrelated story. Oh, go ahead. It's fine. But my dad kind of protecting something kind of like Larry's dad.
Starting point is 00:07:42 When I was a kid, my dad smacked some swans with bread to protect us. You're like feeding geese. Yeah, swans are nasty. I don't know if you guys do that. They are. Swans and geese are very, they're evil. We were feeding the geese and a swan comes up and stuff. starts hissing. Have you heard those things hiss? They're like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:58 They have teeth. They have teeth. They have bigger geese. Yeah, yeah, they're white and bigger. Yeah. That's all. Wait, didn't you say goose? Wait, what? No, a swan. Like, oh, swan, okay. Geese are mean, they're mean too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Swans are just a different breed. Literally. They're bad. He just wraps up the Wonderbread and just wax it on the side of the head. No way you grew up eating Wonderbread. Wonderbread is fire. Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:08:24 Giving it to the geese. What are you in? Nature's Valley? Dude. I bake my own bread like a real man. No, you fucking need out of the dough. Oh, my own. You can never even touch an oven.
Starting point is 00:08:35 You toss the dough in the air and you put it in the like bread. How do you make bread? You put a bunch of stuff in a bowl and put in the fucking oven? I don't know. Everybody in the comments make fun of Isaac right now. I hate you for that. Is it just like flour eggs and that's it and someone else. It's beef and flour.
Starting point is 00:08:51 It's yeast and flour. It's like flour. and water. Monkey brain. Yeah, monkey brain. This bread is made with monkey brains.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Monkey brains. I found monkey brains in my bread and I was pissed. I opened up my sandwich and found monkey brain. I wish. Can we start that TikTok trend? Wait.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Can we actually start that as a TikTok trend for this podcast? The monkey brain? We can challenge our viewers to make TikToks. Wait, wait, here.
Starting point is 00:09:20 You guys have to come up with the most obnoxious, like stupid scenario ever and just somehow tie it to finding monkey brains somewhere yeah like I went to my make sure you use the text of speech that has the ghost the ghost guy that sounds like this and he says
Starting point is 00:09:33 the guy that sounds like this I went to my neighborhood croaker and I found monkey brain scattered around the floor it was a massacre it was a massacre I was out of gun range and my gun was shooting monkey brain
Starting point is 00:09:48 that I went to my mail box and I for my Amazon Echo Dot That was the best one we came up with And I found when I opened the box I found another than a monkey brain A big monkey brain in my mailbox Can you get those those text to speech voices outside of TikTok?
Starting point is 00:10:08 I don't really know I've tried to look them up I can't find them anywhere They're really good on TikTok They're a real good stickler They know what they're doing over there That's crazy. Yeah
Starting point is 00:10:16 They do everyone Little kids I like you guys rather work for TikTok or BuzzFeed BuzzFeed is still relevant What are they doing anything at all? Not really I think VICE is the king What type of blanket are you?
Starting point is 00:10:32 What kind of muffin are you? If you were a dog What kind of blueberry muffin? I'm the big woolly one. Oh I would be a weighted blanket Oh Oh that's a good
Starting point is 00:10:43 I would be a good Like a big campfire blanket Like a zip like a zipper blanket It's like a sleeping bag No, there's no way. There's no way. How do you live in a zipper blanket?
Starting point is 00:10:56 You don't know what a sleeping bag is. You're the one where you sleep inside, but like with a zippoo? Okay. Tanner is attached from... Oh, my God. He has no idea what's going on. What was it called?
Starting point is 00:11:09 What's that thing that you like, you like prop up outside when you go camping and you sleep inside of it? Oh, the triangle house. Oh, the triangle house. Oh, yeah. The big triangle house. I think,
Starting point is 00:11:18 I think Tanner described a door as, like a wall that moves. A portal that you decide whether you want to go in between. Space and time. Invisible wall. A hole in the wall sometimes. It's up to you. It's up to you.
Starting point is 00:11:39 You have the power to decide. Yummy. Yes. You're 22 now. What's the feel? Yes, sir. You're the exact same. Well, really, this is what happened in my life.
Starting point is 00:11:50 life. When I turned 18, I was like, it's the end of the world. I'm so old. I'm actually an adult. Now I have so much shit to do. And it was like detrimental. But then the older I got, I think when I turned like 20 or 21, I stopped carrying. Like, it didn't bother me anymore. So you got a present, you got one
Starting point is 00:12:06 present yesterday. Was it Nick's butt or was it something else? It was that. It was Nick's ass. Was it actually? Is that anything else? My girlfriend got me breakfast. Oh, okay. My mom got me chocolate covered fruit. And that's what I got.
Starting point is 00:12:21 That was my birthday. Are you just like a food guy? You're not very material guy. Yeah, you're not a materialistic guy. I am a food guy. It is partially my fault because I didn't tell anybody what I wanted and I waited to the last minute because I was super busy. I'm going to buy you a flash drive. I think, no, wait.
Starting point is 00:12:36 I actually think if we were to all. I got an 8 gigabyte flash drive. Thanks. No. You already flashed me, so you don't need to give me a flash drive. It did. It did. You know flash drives come in handy, though.
Starting point is 00:12:50 you know what you're looking for when you just don't have one so you have to go buy one and then you don't need it for like six months and then you need it again and you can't find it yeah you already lost it yeah that's true wait what the fuck is a flash drive a jump drive dog a top drive what the fuck is a jump drive oh is that like extra storage thumb drive thumb drive just a little pourable little thing you plug in some external drive what do you call that tanner USB a USB yeah oh yeah sure it's USB drive. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:22 I guess. Yeah. It can be. He's not... I'm kind of stupid today. USB is like a cable. Tanner. I live in Washington, dude.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I don't have any like... What's... What's like... What's like... A cow? A door with wheels on it and legs. A door with wheels and a hole. The door is called the wall that moves.
Starting point is 00:13:48 I don't know. It's something where I just like bend my knees. and I'm going to have to do a lot. That sounds like something a dad would say, dude. I think I've started to become more of a dad in these years. In this last year, like, I've been getting on everybody if I see one dish out of place in the dishwash. On your own father.
Starting point is 00:14:11 On my own father, I'm like, dude, you do not put an entire cooking pot in the bottom jaw, hand wash it, put it in there. It pisses me off. I remember when we were originally, like years ago, talking about a house to hopefully move into one day. Chewy and I had this running joke about making sure that the lawn was really good because Chooey would hot, like, remember this, Chewy? You used to care so much about mowing lawns that, like, unpacking lawn more. I was forced to for years. What?
Starting point is 00:14:40 I was forced to do people know? Do people know that Chui knows every single, like, breed of grass ever? No idea. He does. Take a picture of in grass and send it to Chewy in DMs and he'll be like Sagittarius. I don't know shit about any other. I heard Chewy measures the grass.
Starting point is 00:15:00 No, Tanner, he does that. He measures the grass so it's like two inches perfect. So that was the joke is that like Chewy's job when we lived in the house was he would like inspect. He would like take his eyeballs and scan the horizon of the entire lawn. First thing I do. getting there, taste the grass. He pulls up like a blade of grass. He tosses in the wind.
Starting point is 00:15:23 And he's like, he looks up his fingers. He's like, rubbed between my fingers. That's good soil. Yeah, that's good soil. No, yeah, because when, like, relating on to the whole dad thing, Chui, remember you, we were like, you would get out of, like, the moving van, and the first thing you do is pull out your lawnmower
Starting point is 00:15:39 and mow the lawn. Yeah, unload. There we go. Not even unload everything. It's just the lawn mower first. Adjust the height and just go. I know we don't own this house, but can I, can I take care of this real quick. Boy, you want it to look, can I just do this for you? It's really bugging me.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Free charge, free charge. I would let Chewy him on my lawn. Yeah? I think I would do. Yeah. Wait, Cheweree, do you know how to do those things and those stuff? I'd want him to be shirtless, though.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Chewy? What? Do you know how I do those lines on the lawn? No, I don't. Oh, I see that and I don't. How? I know how. I know how.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Raise and lower it. It's a different blade height. That's what I thought. But, like, why did, why do that? Why would you? Mine does that naturally. Like it comes naturally. It does.
Starting point is 00:16:22 It does. No, it does not. One is darker than the other. You have white privileged grass. Yeah. One section of the grass is darker than the other. No, it's like, okay, wait, wait, wait. You know when you rub like a fuzzy pillow one way or another?
Starting point is 00:16:36 Yeah. It's like that. It's like that for grass. Yeah. I get a hard on. I do that to a pillow, man. Okay. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Grass expert. John fucking Dita is in the car right now. I didn't know. Isaac it's blade height It's not about rubbing the grass Yeah there's no way Oh my gosh to do with that Trust me
Starting point is 00:16:55 Trust me I'm pretty sure you can do circles over and over again And it'll look the exact same You guys have never seen crop circles before Blade height aliens have different blade height Like sit there and change the blade height on their UFO Of course they do What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:17:11 They do it all in one They cut the whole thing down to the ground How did they get to UFO? What the fuck are you talking about? Crop circles. Cray. Aliens, Larry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:21 What? Not you. Sorry. Larry's frozen places. Like, I dumped a cut. I got busted. It's the way you looked. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:17:37 And we're talking about rock cutting too. And we're talking about you're cutting. Okay. Everything is all getting. We're going to restart the podcast. We're going to have to restart it all. No, we're doing great. 10% off.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Thank you. You look, it's your birthday, Yomi. Yeah, happy birthday, man. Can I get a pass on that one, guys? Why are you spending your birthday doing this? Yesterday was my birthday. And you know what? Even if it was my birthday, I wouldn't change it because this is great.
Starting point is 00:18:02 I'm hanging out with my friends. That's true. Wow. Yeah. Y' yummy. That was it. That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 00:18:09 That's a segue. That's a segue. That's a segue. Speaking of whatever the hell grunk just did, If you guys go back into the last episode that we did of the podcast and go and look at grunk, you can just skim through like every 10 seconds. He is doing every 10 seconds. Something.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Okay. Anything. Go to 32 minutes and 40 seconds and then drugs gets a trampoline. He jumped on it. He can't get stuck on the roof. And the whole rest of the episode is trying to take it off. Oh, so yeah, this is for, um, for video watchers, not audio listeners. But like, but for the Spotify, people, you can actually hear shit.
Starting point is 00:18:44 happened. He just did it again. You provoked me. He pushed this whole fish in his mouth multiple times. Yeah. He did that once. I gagged myself twice last episode for sure, though. That was stupid. Last episode, though, like, I was doing things. In my head, I was doing them like 10 minutes apart, but watching it back, they were literally not even a minute apart, like each thing that I did.
Starting point is 00:19:07 It was like one after another. It was crazy. Like, I, I never thought I had ADHD like seriously. that kind of was like, maybe I do. Last episode was a bit of a train wreck. We had to restart multiple times. We restarted multiple times. It was just not clicking and we were goofy.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Yeah. It was pretty funny though. It was definitely on though. It was funny. The laughing pants were certainly tight. They were really tight. We were tight. We had the comical belt wrapped real nice on their waist.
Starting point is 00:19:38 We were silly and giggly. I don't think I ever laughed so hard. Yeah. Hopefully we have to be because of that podcast. It was horrible though. I felt guilty like laughing in class, like at the back of class. Oh, yeah. Like the teacher.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Nick was the teacher. No, the audience was a teacher guy on it also. You know what it was like? It was when I was talking about fucking leukemia and you guys literally laughed at my gas. You bought the jail broken iPhone. That's what you did.
Starting point is 00:20:02 That was so much. Like, there were times where I was like, there's no way. I know they're going to laugh at what I'm about to say. As soon as you said leukemia, my eye perked up. I was like, Yeah, and it was a chain effect because I looked at Taddering
Starting point is 00:20:15 And Larry was looking at me And I was like Yeah And so I started laughing I think it was just the way You were talking about it Because I in my head The reason it was so funny to me
Starting point is 00:20:24 Is I was like Oh yeah I just got this brand new Like perfect healthy young kid And then you're like yeah My cat had leukemia Like five years to go Because yours is like $75 And mine was free
Starting point is 00:20:34 So Yeah that's why I was free If you get a free It always It always has a leukemia It will always, always, always. There's always a price. Is that a cancer?
Starting point is 00:20:47 Yeah, it's like a lung thing. Leukemia is cancer. What? I thought that was leprosy. Of the blood, sorry. I thought skin cancer is cancer. Leprosy is skin problem. Leprosy is like just being really sick.
Starting point is 00:21:00 That happened to like Babel in like 500 BC in the Bible. Yeah, that was back at the Tower of Babel, everyone got leprosy. And they all be, I didn't know what it meant. Dude, is scurvy still around? I just want to put that out of the way. God, dude, I hope. Like, I don't know. Like, do you think,
Starting point is 00:21:16 from one piece got scurvy once? Okay. I love one piece. You, you, sorry. I looked up scurvy and I said it's still prominent today. No right.
Starting point is 00:21:31 How do you get it? How do you get it? If you don't even have oranges, yeah, if you're a pirate and your name is chewy. If your name is one, you get it. Okay, so I'm going to explain scurvy.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Yeah, isn't it like rotten teeth and like wooden leg? Dietary intake of vitamin C drops too low. You get bleeding gums, weakness, fatigue, or rash? That's the worst. That's when you have like pimples on your gums, then you start looking like chewing. Okay. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Do people not know about your pegged leg? Chuii's got a peg. Do you know about the parrot on your shoulder right now? I don't know about that. You're missing eye in your treasure chest. You keep in your closet. The big pirate ship he drives him. All my de balloons.
Starting point is 00:22:14 All your de balloons you have over there. The doubloons you use for rocket leakers. It makes so much sense why you played Sea of Thief so much, Chewy. Yeah. He was practicing for like later. Reminiscing of all the memories he had. All the old times. Maybe he's just a Somali fire.
Starting point is 00:22:29 You would die within like a month of that job. You would not make two weeks of being a Somali pirate. Tiny little airboat in the middle of the Pacific. Let me drive out a boat. How does that even work? How does an actual, like, a tiny wooden raft to take over an entire yacht? Like a whole cargo ship full of, like,
Starting point is 00:22:46 full of, like, treasure chest and bags of money. You shoot out, like, 20 grunks out of a cannon. That's how they climb on. 20 monkey brains out of a cannon. Yeah, 20 monkey goblins. 20 monkey brains. A goblin barrel. You shoot goblin barrels at the yacht.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Goblin barrels with, like, each grunk in them. They explode and then grunk runs around and, like, tears people's faces off. Yeah, that would be a perfect world. Have you ever seen those types of videos of them trying to hide Jack, boats. Yeah, yeah. It's so funny how they actually end up just crashing
Starting point is 00:23:15 straight into the side of the boat. And then they just stray off a little bit and then go back again and they get blasted with water. Yeah. They die. Yeah, how do they even be successful sometimes? They die a lot. Yeah, they just die.
Starting point is 00:23:28 You guys ever watched videos of ice breakers? Yes, remember we used to do that? Oh, the icebreaker boats? I wanted you to talk about it. Yeah. What are you talking about? Fun story. Chewy and I, like, we would like,
Starting point is 00:23:40 like sit in a call and we would just decide like one day watch like these big boats just crush and break up giant like huge. I already should we watch that for like two hours. Yeah, we were just watching giant boats like either falling into water or like breaking icebergs. One was going like sideways
Starting point is 00:23:56 remember? Yeah. Yeah. It was like dropping the ice going to side like it's something on the bottom that just immediately gets rid of all the ice and it's just like yeah, some shit and we were just like a whole bunch of little grunks with Pick eggs is. They're also like enchanted
Starting point is 00:24:14 and like, they're enchanted drunk. Efficiency five, big ice. Efficiency five drunk. That just makes you think about the Titanic, like how fucking stupid they were. Yeah, they were idiots back then. What happened with the Titanic? I heard.
Starting point is 00:24:27 It got overrun by their mates. What? What it fell? What did it fell? How did that thing go down? I actually just recently watched a video on that. And it turns out. The movie?
Starting point is 00:24:39 What? No, that's in the movie Leonardo is a Capio? Yeah. There was a video of, of like, if you look into the distance or something like that,
Starting point is 00:24:49 there's like the iceberg and it looks like it's further away than it actually was. So by the time they were too late, it was already right in front of them. That's when they like cut the wheel and they hit. Jump scared him, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Yeah. I came out of absolutely no way. Yeah. I actually think in the headquarters they were like. A giant piece of ice. Yeah. How do you like,
Starting point is 00:25:07 Captain? You're going to want to see it. You're going to want to see this. Okay, we're making fun of a national tragedy. We should not do that ever. It's not a national tragedy. It's like over the Atlantic Ocean or something. Oh, yeah, it was an international tragedy.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Is it just me or is the iceberg bigger? Is it just here? It's an iceberg growing. Okay, so here's a hypothetical. Here's a hypothetical. If you were on the iceberg and you had an... If you're on the iceberg in a big ship can... Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:39 was coming after you. Would you abandon an iceberg? Would you like the icebergs to think? Would you get on the door or would you not get on the door? Everybody talks about the people on the boat. Nobody talks about the people. Would you take the escapebergs and leave or would you stay on the main iceberg? Escape birds? Skate birds.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Holy crap. They say a pirate should never abandon his post, so I would stay on the iceberg. It would be so funny if there was like found footage of the Titanic and it looked zoomed in on the iceberg. That would be so funny, too. Oh, man. Elevator's getting cold water. Like, what if you saw light footage of it?
Starting point is 00:26:22 And then off like the type, like off the iceberg, you saw a little guy in a boat, like controlling it with a remote. He was moving the iceberg. He was a remote controlled iceberg. I was gonna go moniker on a top hat. I was gonna say, like, he's like, he's like, I'm never letting John Tice here to do anything ever again. again.
Starting point is 00:26:40 It's like the 1900s. It just ruining everyone's stuff. When was the Titanic? It was 18 something. Oh, it was 1927.
Starting point is 00:26:50 It was 18 something. I'm looking it up. It was 1997. I think it was 1980. I thought it was 2004. It was 2012. 1911. No way.
Starting point is 00:27:00 It was 1911. Same time the pistol dropped. Hold on. Okay. When was it made though? You said 1911? There was a national tragedy? Yeah, May 31st.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Same time the Glock was out. The construction started in 1909. Okay, so then I'm just misinformed. I'm sorry. It took the two years to build it, bro. What were they doing? You dug the deal. That's pretty fucking fast.
Starting point is 00:27:26 It's a biggest boat like ever. It's really fast. It's extremely fast for a giant boat. No wonder it fucked up. They were probably on a lot of meth. I'm not going to lie. That boat was kind of tiny compared to the cruise ships we have now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Well, yeah. But for 1911, for that boat, they, uh, they literally gathered, like, all the leftover metal from New York City and made one boat out of it for like an experiment. Everything that wasn't put into the Statue of Liberty, they put into the Titanic. Yeah. And that's why. Dude, we didn't make the Statue of Liberty. That's so crazy. That was a huge joke.
Starting point is 00:27:59 That's crazy. That's crazy. Our side of wood. It was very funny. I think the France, the French did that for us. Yeah. And did you guys know the Statue of Liberty was actually, um, blue? instead of the green you see
Starting point is 00:28:09 I think it was not it was copper brown buddy it was dry and made out of oxidized over the years and it was actually it was actually at an angle it was pointing north yeah but the wind
Starting point is 00:28:21 it's actually a fine of she was shipped for some reason she was shipped to the United States with her hands on her hips and then for some reason they got it and her hands were straight up a dune
Starting point is 00:28:32 she was facing the sun she turned around he slowly started moving up. Every time the clock strikes midnight she moves around a little bit and tries to find it. One degree to the east.
Starting point is 00:28:44 When everyone's asleep she moves around and like when Andy goes to bed they usually plays dress up and runs around. Dude. What is it just like in New York and you wake up
Starting point is 00:28:53 you look outside of your window at midnight you see a giant eyeball the Central Liberty looking at the end of it. You look out into the horizon it's just gone. Yeah, it's gone where's it's even scarier than
Starting point is 00:29:05 if it's right in your window. It goes back. The unknown. Let's do that. Let's just get rid of it. Let's steal the moon. How do you guys think the Egyptians made those pyramids? They had big rocks.
Starting point is 00:29:16 They have fully systems. No, I refuse to believe they made those. I didn't. Listen, Nick, don't believe it for a damn second. So they moved those rocks with logs under them, like the big bricks. Because they're too big for a single person move, obviously. So they put them on rocks. I mean logs and wrong them.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Okay. How do they get the top one on? Yeah. So grunk, think about it, bro. Like the very top was apparently made. of gold. Where the fuck is that? Oh, that's the funny part. It wasn't gold. It was some really weird metal that they thought it was gold. People were saying that the reason it's gone or the reason it was put
Starting point is 00:29:47 up there was that so it could be seen from very, very, very far away. Which makes you wonder. Larry? Makes you think. Wait, how far are they walking? Oh, like, you mean very, very far away as space? They probably didn't want the airplanes to hit it either. You mean that where people do this? his face. Larry, you got some explanation.
Starting point is 00:30:08 They actually told me how they did it back in the end. It was not Egyptians. It was the Spinoza. It was Larry Croftians. The Espenosa's, those guys, those guys were crazy back in the day. Hard workers, I'll tell you that much.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Hard workers. There's a reason why there's no grass around. This is all Larry's. doing, we're not talking. We're not saying it's a damn way. They're doing anything versus some water. And then the Egyptians came over and then you know, we got kicked out. Yeah, like, um, that's fucked
Starting point is 00:30:45 up. Is there only one with the big, like shiny part? How many pyramids are there? Three. 29, I think. Every single one. Every single one there was. And the, like, exact number is the exact speed of light or whatever. Like, the latitude. That's not sure. I don't
Starting point is 00:30:59 think that's real. Is it? That is true. What? One of the measurements is this exact exact number of feet of light. Yeah, they, they He said something about the measurements being some exact number. Okay, then that's definitely a fucking alien. Hello? There's 118 pyramids. No, okay.
Starting point is 00:31:13 The speed of light is $299 million about per second meters per second. And the coordinates of the Great Pyramid of Giza are 29.9. And it's literally the same exact number. Like, it's, I don't know how they did that. That's an alien. 1.9 billion meters long. That's pretty big. That's probably the size of like Texas.
Starting point is 00:31:36 I like how you say Pauli and Isaac. Is there an inside? Yeah. There is an inside. It's an actual Indiana Jones went in there and he got in trouble. There's a gift shop inside where you can buy a little. It's an apple place. There's a big gift shop in the inside.
Starting point is 00:31:50 There's a David Buster. You can go get a two for 20 if you make it all the way to the top. This is real. There's actually a giant wrestling ring in the middle. There's a thunder dome inside the pyramid of geese. There's a rainforest cafe An Acapewana. Starbucks.
Starting point is 00:32:08 There's a Balenciaga store. It's crazy. How come nobody's doing this? I actually make him cool instead of just being rocks. Yeah. Fucking boring. I'm pretty sure there's like,
Starting point is 00:32:18 aren't there traps in there? Like, wasn't in a tomb for Pharaohs and you could die if you go in there? Apparently there's like this whole entire upper area that was never explored either. That it was like,
Starting point is 00:32:26 they had like, they had like slabs and stuff like that like really heavy. Oh, yeah. Put in and stuff. Like, and apparently the people who built it weren't even slaves. They were actual like
Starting point is 00:32:35 architects that were like highly praised and stuff like that. It's pretty cool. They had to probably use a few. Yeah, they probably definitely used slaves. Like, surely. You think of Bro. Come on.
Starting point is 00:32:49 What? The Jeffers pictures to use a few. This was a load of barnacles. They had to at least use a couple. Tanner tugged at his collar. He was like, I don't know what that one
Starting point is 00:33:04 I see a lot of pictures I saw a lot of movies about the yeah I saw a lot of No but what's the one with the rock What about the What is it called? The headstone or something like that Where it's like in a ring
Starting point is 00:33:16 Oh the stonehenge The stone hinges Yeah that's ridiculous No that's like you're valid That is actually impossible No I'm actually It's just a head It's in the United
Starting point is 00:33:27 It's an end or no Oh oh oh stonehenge It's like boom boom Those are built before like like everything. That's like the first thing to ever do. I love how people turn that
Starting point is 00:33:36 into a meme for no reason. They took the Easter Island face. Yeah. That's not what we're talking about, man. What do you want for dinner? Easter Island emoji? Something inconvenient happens
Starting point is 00:33:49 a fucking stone hedge emoji. Okay, guys, I know he said no pictures. No pictures. No pictures allowed. No pictures allowed. Turn that off. People know what the stone hinges.
Starting point is 00:33:59 Yeah, people know. What is this? Turn it off. Turn it off. No. Okay, sorry. But anyway. I feel like it was,
Starting point is 00:34:07 I feel like it was giants. I feel like it was giants playing with dominance. Giants and wizards. Giants and wizards and lions and bears. What if dinosaurs were doing it? They got bored. They were trying to play Jenga and then like the game never finished
Starting point is 00:34:20 because they all died. I don't believe in dinosaurs. If you stole it on eBay, how much will we get for them? A million dollars. A million more than that. No, I think you'd get 300K. Wait, are they?
Starting point is 00:34:30 I think you'd get arrested. as if you would praise that. What do you mean, Tannier? Like, you genuinely thought about I know my Easter heads, and it's just like a basic rock material. These are not Easter Island heads. Easter's coming up, ladies and gentlemen.
Starting point is 00:34:44 Easter is coming up. If you're going to steal one, sell it during Easter, that's when it's like. That's when, yeah, the market is. Wait, why Easter? Easter Island. We're not talking about it.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Easter Island has an Stonehenge. What are we talking about? Have you never seen Hop? I was going to mention that. Hop? Yeah. The Easter Bunny lives there, dude. Easter Bunny lives there.
Starting point is 00:35:09 And there's an evil bunny. And his son plays drums all the time for some reason. Yeah, some fucking reason. Also, fucking Russell. Michael Reeves? Oh, yeah, Russell Brands. Sorry. Russell Brand's in the movie, too.
Starting point is 00:35:19 And it's the best movie. I leave poisonous carrots on my bag porch for the Easter bunny when Easter comes. I put my carrots and siren. I'm going to cash that guy one day. Yeah. I cried when I found out the Easter Bunny wasn't real. Why do you care? Why?
Starting point is 00:35:36 Like, I never experienced. Because it was established the fact that my parents lied to me for 12 years. You couldn't cry. You believed that until you're 12? No way. You were in middle school and you believed the Easter Bunny came and put like chocolate at you here. It's not real. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:56 And I'm going to explain to you about the Santa. Okay. I was outside. I was 15. No. I was I was graduating I was
Starting point is 00:36:04 it was pre-COVID I was I was in fifth grade now okay I was how old are you in fifth grade 10? 11
Starting point is 00:36:17 13 so I was just standing outside with my old friend his name was Justin and Justin like I had like so you guys know how like
Starting point is 00:36:26 when you had like Android and stuff like that or the Razor Motorola you can actually have gifts as your background and you're like flip phones and stuff. So he was giving, I didn't have that phone. I had the, um, it was called the juke. It was like a, I had the juke.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Oh. It flipped open and like, flipped open and played music and Eminem spots in it and shit. Yeah. My grandpa still has one of those. He won't get any other phone. Dude, his grandpa is ancient. He made the pyramid. So I remember just saying about, because it was like sometimes during Christmas time
Starting point is 00:36:53 and I just mentioned Santa and keep in mind, I was raised Catholic. And I had a big Catholic family everywhere. whatever, we're really, really, really, like, into that shit. But this kid was Jewish. So the first thing he says to me is, wait, you still believe in Santa? And I was like, yeah, why? And that was my first every year getting out of Catholic school and going to public school. So it was ruined the very first.
Starting point is 00:37:19 That's why I, yeah. Listen, when I, how I got the news broken to me was my tooth fairy didn't put any money under my pillow. See? And I had my tooth still there. And I went into my mom's room. I was like, they're getting ready to take me to school. I was like, dude, there's a tooth that's still here.
Starting point is 00:37:39 And then they'll know like. She forgot to come. She forgot to come. Yeah, she was like, oh no. My mom's. My mom puts me on my bed. She's like, what do you want to know? And I was like, Santa?
Starting point is 00:37:58 She's like. nods her head no and I'm like tooth fairy she points to me I'm like I was like eight years old at the time I was like okay I see everything's like $20 yeah she gave me like $20 I remember dude wait
Starting point is 00:38:17 so when I'll make it short but I was I was probably eight years old and it was Christmas Eve and I had to pee and I heard him rustling downstairs so automatically I was like holy fucking Holy shit Oh, I don't even
Starting point is 00:38:33 I just see your He's like freaking ass Like go downstairs Like I see my dad He's 240 and he's Like all the cookies off the plane And just get in the phone
Starting point is 00:38:43 He's like Oh my shit's so fucking good He's not even chewing That means like a vacuum We're just inhaling The cookies before bed Like you're sobbing Like running up the stairs
Starting point is 00:38:55 Flams the door Ezy go back to bed Oh There's like a man-trap in the chimney Wait, you guys You guys had it fucking easy, bro You actually got it easy For me?
Starting point is 00:39:08 How I found out To Mexican sister Listen, listen I know every Mexican can relate to this Okay, because it was Easter, right? And tradition is like you get All these like Easter eggs And you crack them over like somebody's head
Starting point is 00:39:19 And sometimes you can have like Some confetti Or you put in some like baby powder And like a prank And the way I found out Was my cousins put gum powder and one of the eggs I'm gonna get to my head
Starting point is 00:39:31 and a chunk of my head fell off and let's not come on bro come on bro I know Godcats dude
Starting point is 00:39:42 don't leave that leave that back there I don't really want to admit it but I'm just finding out right now that none of those are real no no it was just Larry's
Starting point is 00:39:56 Chewy? No it was real He was saying that. He was he talking about. He's talking about it. How did they convince Dwayne the Rock Johnson to play a tooth fairy in a movie?
Starting point is 00:40:06 A lot of money. A lot of money. A lot of money. How many kids do you think believe the Rock Johnson is the tooth fairy? A lot. They watched that movie and they're like, I knew it. I was suspected it the whole time. I knew former W.W.E.
Starting point is 00:40:21 wrestler, Duane Rock Johnson gives me money sometimes. He gives me money. I fucking hate that guy. Daniel, when you called him, he said the Rock Johnson. What did you do with the word, Dwayne? He's just the Rock. I don't think I've ever said Dwayne ever.
Starting point is 00:40:40 I just say the Rock Johnson. The Rocks Johnson. The Rocks Johnson. Dwayne Rock Johnson. Dwayne Rock. Mr. Rock Johnson. That's not like that. Dude.
Starting point is 00:40:53 Anyway, we're talking about dreams before. I was going to segue the same way. I'm not even kidding you. I was about to segue the same way. And I also think it's really funny. We didn't talk once about a dream. Like, not the single time
Starting point is 00:41:09 that we mentioned the dream. That was like two podcasts ago. We mentioned someone said something about dreams. Someone said something about dreams. Anyways, guys. He got canceled on Twitter. Yeah, what on earth is going on over there? Chewy, we should let Chewy explain. Yeah, Chewy, go ahead. Give us the rundown. I don't have a single clue.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Where do you want me to start? You know. From the beginning. He pulls out a big piece of paper, it starts reading off of it. All right, you got it, too. Go ahead. The floor is yours. What?
Starting point is 00:41:34 Hang on. Let me go to Twitter. No, no, no. No, no. No. Off the top of your head. Give me something along the lines. You know it.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Okay. It's all about it yesterday. He's like, wiping all the papers off his desk. Like, looking for the. Where is he's like, Hold on. Where is it? Where is it?
Starting point is 00:41:54 What's What did he do? Chewy's brain is just a SpongeBob giff of them all running around with the office fire going on. Chewy. Without looking it up,
Starting point is 00:42:05 tell us what you know about it. Nothing. It's all right. Okay, hold on, hold on. I'll give him the rundown. I'll give him the rundown. Chewy, on this podcast, we lie. We lie a lot.
Starting point is 00:42:15 We fib our asses off. And we won't use that now. That whole Titanic thing. That was a fake thing. Wait, Shui, you didn't hear about what happened with Vanos? Fake. No.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Oh, my God. Apparently, I don't hear anything. Tanner, give the rundown. Tannick, give him the rundown. Because he doesn't know. Evan Fong's a murderer to me. Don't name drop him like that. Evan Fong of Canada,
Starting point is 00:42:43 Quebec. Evan Fong ex-Marine. Wait, wait, this actually correlates to dream. Evan Fong of Canada. That's his, what's his other information he has that we need to dig into? Are you guys What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:42:59 I don't know what you're talking about. Your mind is... Doxing! Come on. What? Oh, wait, true. So, Chewy, basically, the dream drama is that
Starting point is 00:43:10 Dream ended up having a little tantrum. And pretty much picking on some Pee-Wee-Shermans. Like, three-father people from, like, Idaho and shit. People who... You don't have...
Starting point is 00:43:24 Just don't reply to. Not creators at all. Not a single one except for our dear friend Bitzel. Yeah. Someone named Edward from fucking Pennsylvania or something. I don't know. Fucking Cindy from Montana and she's in like... Cindy Lou from Hoveill.
Starting point is 00:43:43 So, you know, he replies to these people and then when they deactivate because they're getting a shitload of hate, he ends up going on to it. Not only hate, but literal threats and doxies. Yeah, like, doxies. He's darkening all the above. He doubled downs on his actions by saying along the lines of that's not my problem. Because he's saying that, he's saying that by him responding, he's just holding them accountable to their bullshit. And it's not his fault for their dumbassery.
Starting point is 00:44:10 So as a result, his fans going and doxy and causing all this horrible shit is really not on him. How did they do it? Technically speaking, technically speaking, you know, they are accountable for being idiots. but I feel like he should obviously address it and tell them to stop. He knows the effect he has at this point. He knows. Bitzel said it best. You should just sub-tweet it and not do a direct reply.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Or just be a man and fucking get in. Or hear me out. Hear me out. At this point in dream size and career, anything is punching down at this point. There's no such thing as for him punching up. You know what I mean? Maybe if he went after like,
Starting point is 00:44:48 Mr. fucking B. Dwayne Rock Johnson. Or Dwayne Johnson. Yeah. Anytime you respond to, anything I promise it makes the situation a million times worse. If you just ignore shit and keep going on about your day, like if you're genuinely
Starting point is 00:44:59 not in the wrong about stuff, then you'll be completely fine. I agree. Brother said it was like satisfying when he responds to like these small creators. Like it's just satisfying knowing these people are getting everything they deserve. That's what he said. He said that? No, I don't know. I was a
Starting point is 00:45:14 impression. He did say that it's satisfying. He said it was satisfying seeing like them being proved wrong, but it's in all the reality is. The best part of it all is when they shut up and be Clyde because they're getting threatened Yeah, you make them private
Starting point is 00:45:31 and they have to go into hiding and join the witness protection program It's just a dangerous world for them now. They can't go outside. I always imagine it as like someone sitting in their computer and a bunch of piranhas come and eats them. It's just a skeleton. Why is that the first thing your brain
Starting point is 00:45:47 thinks of? Because that's all it is. It's like I just start eating at the fucking person. Oh yeah, the piranus just show up in your room and start eating you. What did they comment, though? Like, how did that start? I don't really remember how it started, but all it is. It's just calling out on. Yeah, it's just, it's just, it goes on a lot.
Starting point is 00:46:04 He's giving attention to things that don't deserve it. And granted, I've done this. They're minuscule. I've done similar. They bring up, like, what he does, like, with his audience. And then he goes into theirs. And then he just does the same thing. So they're trying to call him out on stop going to these accounts, dude.
Starting point is 00:46:16 Yeah. Relax. He's kind of slipping off his high horse rate. Yeah. It's bad. I think so the best part. YouTube. videos or do anything at all?
Starting point is 00:46:25 Apparently he does. No way. But the funniest part about all of this is that he recently rebranded his entire Twitter account from Dream to Nightmare. His banner just says angry all over it. And we're looking at a 22-year-old man who doesn't know how to handle fame.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Yeah. I'm really... He's a scary person. I'm actually genuine. Like, my biggest fear is actually him probably now. I'll be honest. Dude, if you ever engage with him on Twitter, just understand that there are millions of people
Starting point is 00:46:57 that are just looking at you now. I made it. From one tweet, thousands of people are just looking at you. If you, if you were talking about Tanners. Oh, yeah. I had one. This is, yeah. So I recently changed my account to look like
Starting point is 00:47:11 I was the video game Luigi's Mansion 3 on Twitter. And I made the most harmless, the harmless little joke. And. He turned into... He's lucky charms. Basically, I don't want a name drop, but Tommy. I don't want a name drop, but Tommy in it. He just turned, he's like, finally just turned 18, a lot of yada, yada.
Starting point is 00:47:35 And then fucking dream was like, finally you're not like a kid anymore. Finally you're like a grown man adult. And like, let's fucking go. Finally, you can like pay for your sins or something like that. If you can pay for your sins and all the wrongdoings. And I get this, I just woke up. I woke up for my slumber. It was 11 p.m.
Starting point is 00:47:51 I look at my Twitter and I was like, the first word I see is finally. I'm like, why did he tweet finally? I'm just starting 18. So I edit everything out. And it's so shudely done. I went to Instagram and I just markered out everything. And then I posted it.
Starting point is 00:48:07 And I went back to bed. And I woke up to an angry mob. It was like, 400 quote retweets. Might I add you, I was under Luigi's Mansion 3 for that entire time. Yeah, it got on the dream Twitter. It got on the best part about that.
Starting point is 00:48:23 It went, it got on. It was like, OTK, OTK creator calling out. It's like, smile, Twitter user, like stupid. It was on R slash Dream was taken 2.
Starting point is 00:48:32 And I was like, OTP creator, Luigi's Mansion 3. Semi drama with Dream was taken 2 community. And it was, you can see my profile picture as Luigi with a ghost. It's like a shitty little like zoomed in photo of Luigi and a ghost. And it was,
Starting point is 00:48:51 You can barely see the title of the game. I mentioned Slat and I was like, this is getting out of hand. The replies on that, on that subreddit and stuff like that were just all about like, you should have not made a pedophile joke and all that stuff. So what is, what is, I'm curious, what is your response to that? I'm just curious what your thoughts are. What is my response to that? I can make one up for you or no.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Look, I can make one right now. You either make fun of pedophiles or you are one. What do you want to do? I was there for the first time. I was good. I had a way better response in that. You just dug yourself deep into that hole. What do you say?
Starting point is 00:49:37 I'll make fun of him with you, Tanner. I would say, why is the first thing you think about? Why is the first thing you think about pedophilia? What do you say? He said himself. Dream set himself up with that. Yeah. I mean,
Starting point is 00:49:48 the only thing Tanner said was question marks. He didn't say anything about pedophilia. Literally just one question was. You're talking to dream fans here. Yeah. A bunch of reachers. Anyways. Yeah, they're reaching.
Starting point is 00:50:01 It was a reach. It was a joke. But I just deleted it being the bigger man. I was like, I don't want to. You are so wise. You're just the bigger man. Every time a creator does a dream joke, they know what's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:50:15 They know the Armad and the likes that they're going to get. You can't be funny about a dream. They want everything to be boring. Everything to be boring. Yeah. No, they want PG-13, not even PG-13. They want rainbows. E-for- Everyone humor.
Starting point is 00:50:27 I think, I think they just want politically correct. They want, like, everything correct. Everything to be how it should be. And that's fine, you know. We're in the day and age where we can be, okay. Tanner's strong suit, which people don't understand this. This is a genuine concern I have, is that Tanner is his humor is more so shock humor. And people are not used to that now.
Starting point is 00:50:48 So when they see something like that or something that's like, oh, my, gosh, their first reaction now for a lot of these people is take that down, delete it, delete it. But the thing is, I didn't grow up on, like, being on a pet, like a creator being on a pedestal and you have to be absolutely perfect. I grew up on comedians. Like, I listen to Comtown podcast, and there is, shout out to Comtown. I'll say that right now.
Starting point is 00:51:07 Comtown's my favorite podcast. Based on the name. And it said, it was a picture of Comptown and just said, you're about to get the worst dick ever. Dude, I'm saying. Well, you know what the, the biggest problem is that it's like, All the kids on the internet, they're like 14 years old. They were born in 2017.
Starting point is 00:51:24 They don't even know anything about the internet. Like, they're so young. They were born when Xotein drop. They don't know what's going on. But what I was saying was I didn't grow up on. You had to be a picture perfect, bland content creator on a pedestal and you have to be safe. I grew on comedians making edgy jokes, being funny on podcasts.
Starting point is 00:51:43 And if you listen to one Comptown episode, then it's, they get pretty absurd. You guys would be pissed off if you ever heard one. I agree. I think that, you know, it's all about the So I did for, sorry, and they're not, no, you're okay. I just, I think that you and your humor, like, obviously we all know humor is subjective, right? Yeah, very much so. So Tanner just comes from a different angle.
Starting point is 00:52:02 And, you know, maybe to a lot of people, they're saying that was insensitive. Why would you joke about that, this, that, and the other thing. Well, you know, I just want to say that when, when there were jokes about, like, people making fun of said person that was called out for doing something horrible, We're not making fun of that victim or we're not making fun of the idea of somebody having such a shitty mindset A lot of a lot of jokes are at other people's expense and you know usually that can't be helped But yeah that is the way that's what jokes are That's the thing is dude like what jokes are me DEP and shit bro say he wanted to get a cupcake like what are you talking about
Starting point is 00:52:40 I wanted to get a cupcake I could you not make a joke about that yeah like what the fuck I believed him at first Because it was like, eating feet and a cupcake? Yeah. I believe that. I believe that. I was just going to get a cupcake. Oh, I believe that. You're just going to be watching with like, oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:58 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. No fist upon. I'm sorry, my bet. But to wrap it up, I just came from a comedian standpoint, not a creator standpoint. That's my finisher offer. Yeah, I think what people didn't like was,
Starting point is 00:53:10 I guess, just that you edited the photo or something like that. Yeah, they assumed that you were making him look like, yeah. No, there was no context. And that audience has no idea who they'll lie in. They just thought I'm like an evil person. Just like trying to make them look like evil. That's the case a lot of the times.
Starting point is 00:53:25 There is, dude, the people that came after you for making that joke. I saw everything from this is why you only average 200 viewers to like, I hope you rot in the deepest level of hell. Literal death threats. My favorite one, my favorite one, Isaac of all time is you fell off and then someone responds. It says, when were they ever on? And then they just said, like, scold. emojis and stupid shit. For the record,
Starting point is 00:53:51 for the record, I average 500 now. So, yeah. For the viewers of home, spend this around. For the viewers at home, that was a middle finger. That was a big middle finger. And his toenail is painted black.
Starting point is 00:54:06 And my toenail. That's my fingernail. He flipped us off with his foot. Can I just showed his big toe? I just got naked. Wait, so why don't we call her? Why do we call our fingers fingers, but why don't we just call our feet fingers? They're not called hand fingers.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Nick, we still have some substance left in the topics here. We don't have to jump to that stupid shit, whatever the fuck. What do we call our fingers and fingers? No, I think you had a genuine, like, thought. That was like a serious topic. That was like a serious question. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:54:44 You're a serious. No, you're a serious law topic. That was a good serious topic. I was not trying to divert. That was a genuine thought. That was a lot of loud. Thanks. No, I was thinking about this one driving home and I was thinking about Mr. Beast, not in any weird way.
Starting point is 00:54:57 I was just driving. I was thinking about Mr. Thanks for specifying. What did he put in? No, no weird way. He's valid. I think about Mr. There's a picture about Mr.
Starting point is 00:55:05 East going around. Oh, my God. The infamous photo. The infamous Mr. Boner. Don't say. No, no, no, no, no, no. But I was thinking about Mr. Beast, and I was thinking about all the podcast that he's done and all the interviews or whatever. This man is like, this man was like, I don't want to say that word.
Starting point is 00:55:25 He was bred to be like a YouTuber. Like, I feel like he was everything that I watched the Joe Rogan podcast. And this man doesn't know movies. He barely knows like music. He's like, I just know YouTube. And I'm sitting there. Yeah, that's absurd. That's wild to think about.
Starting point is 00:55:41 They're at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. And there was like a post where they're like having an award or something. I was like, it's hard to believe. It was like it felt like yesterday we're at the lunch table in middle school discussing YouTube. And I was like, what? Like no way you're in middle school, disgusting YouTube algorithm. That's normal now. But like back then, nobody.
Starting point is 00:56:00 Imagine a bunch of middle scores. Imagine. Not one person. Here's a hypothetical for viewers at home. Imagine you're a middle school and you sit down and your friend Timmy just comes up to you and talks about the CTR of his most recent. Oh, yeah. I saw this Fred guy like blowing up recently
Starting point is 00:56:16 We gotta try it Do it like you do it That's gonna put him up Yeah This Guy Joe versus Chucky video Dude can you believe the RPM on Fred Figglehorn's channel right now I don't know I don't know how Ryan Higa's
Starting point is 00:56:32 Big Ball inflatable green ball Did so well on YouTube It's actually like That's the status thumbnail is That click rate was at least 3% I don't know how it is so well Did you guys see those prints They slapped like random people in the back of the head and ran away.
Starting point is 00:56:46 YouTube was funny back then. Those pranks were fucking Joey Salard. They're pretty bad. Oh yeah. Joey Salads. There was like, um, Vitaly. That guy fell off though. That guy was, that guy went crazy off the deep end.
Starting point is 00:56:59 YouTube was so simple back drugs and stuff. He got arrested on drugs. Yeah. Yeah. I, um, I remember back when YouTube allowed people to customize their actual page. So PewDie Pies page was all red and stuff. Remember?
Starting point is 00:57:11 because it was based around that one game, what was it called? In some, no. I think it wasn't some. Amnesia. Amnesia, yeah. Amnesia, yeah. Amnesia. Yeah, it was like based all around that.
Starting point is 00:57:23 It was all red and stuff. I think you could probably use Way Back Machine and actually see you, unless it was 100%. His whole content for like a while was just based on that game. Like, what do you have? Happy Wheels. Happy wheels. That was like the only thing. Stefano was like his profile picture for like two years.
Starting point is 00:57:40 I swear to God. Dude, remember, oh my God, dude, you remember Tobuscus with him doing the voices when he's playing Happy Wheels? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shut up, Sonia. Oh, shut up, Sonia. Oh, shut up, Sonia. Because of those videos, I would, like, go to my friend's house just to get on his computer and play happy wheels because I don't want to play to my house.
Starting point is 00:58:00 And then your computer would not be able to handle it so it would start lagging on the way, right? That doesn't really. Too many bottles broke at once. Yeah, too many the rockets go off at the same time in your PC reviews. Yeah. remember those really cool maps where it would like cut off the head of your character and it would just watch it. It was the heart.
Starting point is 00:58:17 It was the heart. Yeah, the heart would get taken out and roll. Yeah. That's crazy. Did you ever put it out of Pogo? Speaking of Happy Wells, the Pogo jump where you would try and jump up this high you could. Yeah, and you have to like hit a bottle that's like 40 feet in the air somehow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:33 I used to do old WWU W. Whoa. Word Vime. What you say? WWW. WWE. I used to do like the old, because there's There was a shit ton of them. You basically just grab somebody and then throw them all the table. And then a giant light will come from down.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's random shit. It will fucking happen. My game... Oh, go ahead. Sorry, go ahead, Grunk. I think that, like, Roblox is a new Happy Wheels. Like, that filled that whole...
Starting point is 00:58:57 I think I, yeah, I think Roblox actually set the... It's like a concrete foundation. Yeah. Because, like, Roblox, it's like an engine so that people can make games like that. It's been around as long as Happy Wheels. Yeah. It's been around for a while.
Starting point is 00:59:11 Yeah, I think it's, yeah. I think my game that I used to play a lot was just Pop Tropica. Dude, Pop Tropica, wait, Nick, do you remember the one puzzle where you have to bring like a chicken and like a basket of eggs and this other girl across his zip line? Dude, I had to have my dad figure me. He had to come down and help me out. Your dad did what to you?
Starting point is 00:59:29 He had to figure it out for me. Like you said, I had to get my dad to finger me. We know, you know. He had to figure it out. It was too hard. You know the game Mancala or Mancala? I learned how to play that game from Pop Tropica. Club Penguin.
Starting point is 00:59:50 I use called Penguin. Pop Tropico is my shit. Dude, speaking of which, this is actual real news, yes. Club Penguin rewritten got taken down, Isaac.
Starting point is 00:59:58 Did you know that? I did, yeah. I never got reached out. I have like 90,000 coins. I actually had like over 900,000. It's all gone. He's passed in rupees,
Starting point is 01:00:07 bro. No. Speaking of dream, Am I the username Dream, remember? I had the biggest bag. Yeah. Oh, that picture. That's right.
Starting point is 01:00:16 I'm going to be honest, it worries me that it got taken down because no one else could have taken it down, but Disney. And that leaves a lot. It leaves a lot of other games to get taken down. Like, think about Tune Town, Chewy. Oh, do you imagine? No, no, no. They did something special about that.
Starting point is 01:00:33 They didn't just take it. And they did something. I don't think they can get it taken down. Well, that's the thing with Disney games. If you revamp them, as long as you're not turning a process. You know, you can put ads, but as long as you're not turning your profit on that game, you can use it.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Oh, is that one that wasn't turned down? What profit did they turn on Club Penguin? They didn't. That's why I'm confused. I don't know why the British, American, whatever. I wonder how Gravix is doing. I'll be okay. The only thing that you can really think about is
Starting point is 01:01:01 copier infringement because maybe they're trying to release something again using Club Penguin. Oh, Isaac, your channel's going to get deleted, dude. Yeah, Isaac, keep done. Change your profile. I'm actually waiting for my cease and decision. insist. I'm still waiting. Wait until they found out that I made merchandise.
Starting point is 01:01:14 We can't keep acknowledging that his little penguin has anything to do with that. It's just a penguin. It's just a penguin with the glass. I drew that on MS paint, so shut up. Wait, Isaac, I've always thought it was a regular ass penguin. Yeah, it is. It's already just a penguin you found with the hat. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:29 Hey, yummy? Start nodding your head up and down. Yeah, see? I can't wait for the strawberry. The guy that made strawberries to come to you. Dude, whoever invented strawberry? It's just a strawberry. Drake is going to come over and fucking
Starting point is 01:01:43 Yeah, you know, I was just saying, Drake was going to come over Dude, who? Who? Who? Who are going to be pissed? What a Drake? What did Drake? With a strawberry?
Starting point is 01:01:50 It's going to fuck me up. No, soft willies is a Drake from Hotline bling. Oh. There's a rapper. There's a rapper out there named Big Tee, and he's coming for Tanner's whole brand. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 01:02:02 That guy's probably pissed. There's a verified account on Twitter with Big T. Is he? That sucks for you, man. That sucks for you, man. They're like an actor. But what? They're an actor, and I think I commented on one of their posts.
Starting point is 01:02:16 I was like, you're nothing to me or something. And I bagged Big T on Twitch. Like, that's a pretty crazy bag for me. Let's go. So that's all I really need. That's yours forever and ever, man. Nobody's going to teach that. I worked out today with Jerome ASF.
Starting point is 01:02:30 That was really cool. I thought that was yesterday. I also worked out with him yesterday. No. Back in town. I worked out with him Monday, Tuesday, and then today, and I'm working out with him tomorrow. You know.
Starting point is 01:02:42 You like him good form? Yeah, I am. Send him home with a little bit of knowledge. Yeah, he's really, he's really enjoying it. It's really fun to work out. He looks like a nice little, he looks like a nice man, a nice old man. Oh, dude, he's so, he's so awesome. We should all, like, definitely, like, hang out at some point.
Starting point is 01:02:54 And, you know, he's really fun. I want him to bounce me, yeah, I want him to bounce me on his knee one day. Dude, you know what it is? It's like talking to a fucking, like, time capsule, this guy. Like, okay, he's not that old. Does that make sense? No, he's been making him since, he is one of the founding fathers. He's pretty old as hell.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Nick, when he was like, when he was like teaching him like a workout shit, he was like, okay, so do you remember in Hunger Games? What you got to do? So you remember in jailbreak when? Oh my gosh. When Gissi Gaza was chasing you. Wait, wait, speaking of Jerome, Nick, actually, I have a picture for your contact to my phone.
Starting point is 01:03:29 It's that one of you and him for the first time you met. And I was really chubby. Or you wearing that fucking golf shirt. Yeah, and my hair was slicked back. And I was like really chubby. With like high black socks. Yeah. Oh, was that when you had a long hair slicked back?
Starting point is 01:03:41 You were hot back then. It's a good bun, dude. Good pick. Good pick. My sumo wrestling. Oh, that was an interesting time. That was the first time. We're actually going to go back to that same place tomorrow. So, to eat.
Starting point is 01:03:53 He's cool. He's really cool. He's really friendly. He's, uh, I touched his brain. Oh. Oh. I like, I like tapping to his brain. I touch his monkey brain.
Starting point is 01:04:06 I rubbed the skin. I touched his monkey brain really long and hard. What? What's up guys? What's up guys? I touch his monkey brain. Yeah, well, I tapped into his brain on some stuff. And he's got some good genuine advice.
Starting point is 01:04:22 Him and I, it's like I give him workout advice and tips. And then he in return... He gives you another tip. Yeah. Yeah, he gives me brain and tip. He gives me brain and tip. Yep, brain and tip. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:35 Wow. That's sublime. I really enjoy working out with him and talking about it. So I don't know. Bless you. Bless you. It's really weird. That should add some recoil.
Starting point is 01:04:45 Yeah. Cook's glasses flew across the room. Did you guys ever watch this guys growing up? No, not at all. Yeah, I did. I watched some of these videos. I watched him in Beijing's Hunger Games show. Who did you watch Bayesian Canadian?
Starting point is 01:05:01 Chewy, who used to say Baca? Was it? Jerome? It was, no, it was the Bayesian Canadian guy. With the ass. Is that where it came from? And the butter arm. and all that shit.
Starting point is 01:05:10 No, because Jerome's guy was the... Sky does Minecraft? Yeah. Scott his Minecraft was about it. Didn't he make... Didn't he turn into a rapper and sell his YouTube channel for like a million dollars or something?
Starting point is 01:05:20 Dude, he like... He did really bad things. He got really, really depressed and has like 30 views on Twitch. Wait, who? Not... Scott has Minecraft. He's strange one time
Starting point is 01:05:28 and I went in there and I was like, why don't people watch you anymore? All right, well, hold on. If we're going to speak the truth, we should speak the truth. It's that he actually is mentally ill. He has schizophrenia.
Starting point is 01:05:37 And so he refuses... He is... I didn't know it either. He actually is mentally ill and he refuses to take his medication. So as a result, he is like a danger to people like around him, honestly for the most part. It's mainly I think, I don't know if they were dating if they were, whatever they were. But his, the person that he has a child with, you know what I mean? He was like a endangerment to them.
Starting point is 01:05:58 And he refused to take his medication. So. I think he was one of the ones I watch the most. I get home from school and watch a mod showcase. Oh, man. That's so crazy, dude. Yeah, he's genuinely just like he's mentally ill. People change.
Starting point is 01:06:14 I'm assuming it's not severe considering he's not on medication. No, it is severe. No, I think it is severe. He is a problem. He needs to know. He is on medication. He's not taking it. Yeah, he's not taking it.
Starting point is 01:06:25 So. If you get prescribed something. That sounds really scary. Yes. Yeah. So he's like a, I want to say like a danger. Like I don't know too. I've read a lot and I also.
Starting point is 01:06:33 That is dangerous. Well, yeah, I've read a lot from what people have said that I've experienced with him over the years. I literally talk with. Jerome just asked about it. Just curious. Jerome doesn't say anything horrible. He just says, like, you know, it's sad is what he says.
Starting point is 01:06:45 You know, he says it's upsetting because that was someone he was close to. So, you know, it's definitely sad. I just, I hope that somehow, some way, shape, or form that could get fixed. But you can't force somebody to do. You know what I mean? Yeah, you can. I mean, that's the law. You can't.
Starting point is 01:07:03 But, yeah. So anyway. Anyways, guys, I think that is going to wrap up. We are running on an hour and seven minutes right now. We're going to hour seven, 39. Are we? Yeah,
Starting point is 01:07:15 that time flew on this one. Whoa. This was a great one, boys. This was a really good one. It's a very rich podcast. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 01:07:21 I didn't get to the topic that I want to talk about. We'll do it next week. We'll do it real quick. Yeah. No. Yeah. Okay, sorry.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Okay. Okay. So Yummy had a birthday surprise. Okay. And he didn't know about this, right? It was a surprise. Basically what happened was,
Starting point is 01:07:36 we went to his house, right? Uninvited. but you know it's fine and he was coming home from getting some food and we had to turn off all the lights yummy came in
Starting point is 01:07:46 and as soon as he turned on the lights we surprised him and he got so scared that he jumped up he got his head stuck on the roof we had to pull him down we realized his spine was hanging out and then we tried to put it back in
Starting point is 01:08:02 but it fell through and so we had to pull out his spine anyways guys This is going to be up for episode seven Of the podcast I think that Larry has said Episode 7 Download on Spotify
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