The Group Chat - #70 - NEW HOUSE!!

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

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Welcome back to the group chat podcast episode. We didn't break up. We moved into a new place. As you can tell by my background and Tanner's background and Nick's background, but you might see one familiar room and that is Larry's background. Where you're pointing? You pointed like the complete opposite direction of where I have Tanner. I don't even know because like in the final post they could be anywhere.

They could be in my room. Can we arrange everybody for this episode. Cam, Joe. We're trying to open on Friday, Cam. Don't even worry about that, man. That's too much. Cam, Cam, up on Saturday. No, Cam, no, we have a schedule to maintain it.

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Keep your stupid dumb wallets full. Can we address? the elephant in the room real fast. Can I, can I do it? Is it you in the room? Is it you? Is it Utah? No, dude.

He's standing. Look at them. The elephant in the room is that Larry is moving out. Yeah. The elephant in the room is that you guys all moved out and Larry stayed. Oh my God. Wait, Taylor's room looks the exact same, but like flipped. I know it does.

The only thing I actually does. It's because of the colors. You didn't change at all, man. I didn't change it. No, look how big my room is. Look, this. You ready? Dude, he's like basically like

High Snat's room But like, you want to see how far back I can go Oh my god, here we go I'm flexing flexing the primary room This is episode 70 70 Oh, 70 Episode 70

I got Yummy of the group Isaac's room hasn't changed yet Damn Yeah, that's huge What the fuck? Yomi's been like getting powerful The doors are I think a little shorter than the ones.

Yeah, they are. Special thank you to GamerSups. Special thanks to GamerSups for helping us rent a new house. We greatly appreciate it. I think what we're going to try and do is this is probably going to try and be the permanent house, but we're just going to keep recurring rent for it. I want to put a hole in the wall, actually, is what I'm going to do and get us all evicted. I'm going to start a fire, actually.

I'm going to start a fire in the bag. Let's talk about how we're never getting back that deposit from the other house because Grung put a skateboard through a wall. Yeah. Because Tanner punched the wall. I punched a hole in the wall. He's going to be very, not Larry. Tanner lied about that.

Yeah, he's like, I slipped. I slipped. I slipped. I did slip and then I fucking hit the wall. You were like, I slipped and I hit it on the way down. And then like a month later we find out, or like, no months later we're like, yeah, I actually slipped and got really mad and I stood up and like punched the wall. Yeah, he, what happened was Tanner.

Tanner had socks on, try to walk down the stairs, slipped on his butt. I slipped like literally four, like, stairs. down. I was like, oh, fuck. I was like, I got mad and I was like, boo. Really? But I barely even tapped it. I was like, I did this motion. It was like this fast. Those paper machet

ass walls. Get a better house or something, dude. It was built in 2018. Paper machet ass, dumb, stupid house. It sounds like dry wall. It smells like poop. It smells like poop. 87 degrees. We can air out all of the upsets that we have about that house.

Yeah, you know, 87 degrees in the house all the time. I can't breathe in it. I couldn't breathe anywhere. There was scorpions all over the floor. It was most like poop in the laundry room. It was cursed. Y'all got soft hands. There was mouse. Dude. Isaac's living like a king in the master of the whole year. Not complaining about a singular thing.

And now he has to move into a better house. And he's like crum. What are you guys talking? The entire house is like a war. It's like a war crime. There are leaves in the hallway. Everyone's room is empty. And I'm just here.

There were sandbags set up with like craters in the ground because there was wars going on and you were just sitting there in your little castle just playing Osu and playing Overwatch. Yeah, Isaac still lives in the last house by the way. I was the one who went to go pee and there was a scorpion swimming in my piss from the other night, dude.

Yeah, because he didn't flush it. Yeah, you don't flood. Dude, scorpions are attracted to pee. You know that, right? They love it. They love it. They smell. They drink it. Yeah. I was in, I dealt with all the same living conditions except the AC thing because I bought a window unit, Tanner.

I couldn't. I already told you my window wouldn't even open, you stupid idiot asshole. Sorry, sorry. I got a little bit. Dude, I like how Isaac wants to, I like how Isaac wants to like compromise and do things. And then he like scolds other people when they don't want to do that. Like especially spending money on like a few hundred dollars. Heaven, heaven forbid we should, you know, find a solution to our issue. Yeah, Isaac running like, okay. How do you give me started?

Don't we give me started. I found a solution to the issue and you called me selfish when I had a window unit first. And then you folded and. what years in like fucking three more later. Yeah, that's what I did because we called that guy out four times. And he was like, yeah, I fixed it. Yeah, I fixed it. He didn't.

And he didn't. He didn't fix it. Or it's just hot. I don't know. Let's just like accept the fact that Isaac blamed me for the AC being broken because I had a window unit in. I remember the day. Dude, it was Larry's birthday.

We all went out to grab a nice dinner. Isaac said he was going to hang back so he could meet with the AC guy. Isaac comes to dinner. And we're like, what did he do? And Isaac's like, I don't know. He like, He flipped a flap or I don't actually know. He went upstairs and he added that you guys went up to try and do it yourself.

And then he like either undid something or just flipped a switch. It was like a weird little flaky dude. That didn't do anything though. That didn't work at all. We can't forget when Tanner came home and like he got locked out of the house. So he walks to the backyard and he takes a picture of the AC. It's Burger King Ed. And he's like, he's like, wait, am I stupid or is this fan supposed to be on right now?

Why is the fan not even moving? Yeah, no, that's another thing. That was another, that was a whole other thing because when Tanner, like, sent that picture, I was like, whatever, we caught home and it was, like, way hotter than the warm. It was 79 downstairs. I know, and I looked at it.

I looked at the, you know, like, the little thermostat thing. The, well, I don't even remember what it was, but the fan was just not on, even though I set a schedule for it to be running 23 hours a day. That's the max you could do. And it turned off. I don't know why. It's probably bad for it, too.

It probably got overwork. Dude, I feel so bad for like the electric bill, dude. It had to have been so high. We had the fucking AC running 24 hours a day for like three months. But it wasn't working. So that didn't even like wreck it up. But what can we do in 105 degree weather? I mean, I'm sure everyone in Texas is doing that, right?

I don't know. But it was weird because there was an in between of like half working, half not working. Like some Vince had cold air coming out. Some had nothing. Some had like, some parts of the day. Dude, it was weird. It was the weirdest. The AC broke it.

Like we got gas lit by the people who were supposed to be. professionals. It was like, it's still broken. It's still, we're leaving it. That world of like, I can't wait for the next tenants. Like, I can't wait for the next tenants to go in there and have scorpions poop and 85-degree rooms. We talked to our, we talked to our landlord of the scorpions. He's like, good luck.

Like, we saw 20 scorpions. Yeah, he was like, uh, no, I was like, bro. Because you guys were like, we should be worried if we get stinging? He's like, no, my wife got stung and she was fun. What happened? I reached out and I asked about it and I was like, is this like a normal thing? because I'm not from here. I don't know what, like, happens here.

But he basically said, like, he's tried to prevent it. He's done, like, extermination callouts and people have come over and tried, and they still end up finding a way in. Yeah, maybe, like, fucking excavate the area behind and stop having, like, you know, the fucking forest right behind your backyard.

Dude, I don't believe anything that landlord says at all, because I think he's a cheap bastard who cut corners the entire process to build that house and everything. Like, I doubt even had an inspector come through. He's probably just like, yeah, it's good, man, whatever. Like, I swear to God, I've never smelled a worse smell than that laundry room. It is he worse. It's dead.

It's just dead animal. There's a dead animal somewhere. I walked in there and it smelled like crabs. Another thing is we didn't do a single thing of, like, maintenance. Like, we didn't, we didn't do anything. Dude, laundry rooms just don't start smelling like shit. It just one of you guys pooped in the corner. It smelled like poop even when we moved in.

When we first moved in, it smelled like poop and poopy. I own a house. I own a house. I let it sit for a year. I went back in. It was fine. Nothing changed. It wasn't like just smelling like shit out of nowhere.

Dude, the best thing about that entire house was just the 30 plus feet ceilings. That's it. That's it for trick shots. That's the only redeeming factor about that entire house. We will not miss that place at all. Not even a little. There's like little sticky balls that are in the roof right now.

They're just like and there's like a little like Amongus Plus shoes. And tell me why. Tell me why Yomie found like tidy Whitey's in his closet. We have out. We had underwear in our washing machine. We had underwear. Dude, there was a fucking Maxi pad.

There was a maxi pad in my bathroom. There was used like flushable wipes. There was an empty package. Like, this guy's an asshole. He's an actual asshole. I hope when we first moved in, we like open up this one like cabinet and it's just a whole, you just get hit with this whiff of just like straight up like all different sorts of spices.

Like everything. And we're like, oh, there's still stuff in here. And he like, remember he went down and started collecting them all. And then like left with them and put him. in his car. Dude.

He left the whole, like, king-sized bed in my room with, like, pool, pool balls him underneath. Dude, that mattress was so hard. It was hard as a rock. The floor was more comfortable.

I literally slept on it, too. I literally slept on some of the guy's bed that I hated. I think we cursed the house because you guys threw away the, like the Buddha trading card or whatever. Remember? You guys threw that away?

That was no, I didn't throw it away. That's why, I bet you that's why the oven light turned off is because he threw away the only protection. No. No.

Because we have a Jesus cross now. It doesn't matter. Dude, did you bring it? No, it's still here. Tanner, you should talk about how when you were trying to clean the kitchen and you ended up seeing all of those ants everywhere. Talk about the 4 million ants.

I want to talk about the microwave after. I want you to talk about the answer. I was like, all right, it's moving day. It's move out day. I'm going to just, Larry, you could take the loft. You start packing stuff up. I'm going to clean up this disgusting, like, zoo kitchen that there's Chipotle bags,

everywhere. There's pizza boxes everywhere. The bananas were brown and juicy. Yeah, Larry. That was pretty bad, man. That was bad. Those bananas were horrible, dude. There was shit. And I'm like, I get my... It was so gross. I started getting my cleaning supplies.

I get like, Clorox. I get my wife. So I'm like, okay. I see an ant on the counter. I'm like, ooh. I started like trying to kill it. But dude, it didn't even die. I tried squishing it three times. And that's when I was like, dude, did ants? get a buff or something. And then I look to my left, like, I can you know, a hundred thousand ants are climbing up the wall.

There's like 800,000 on the counter. I kid you not, 900,000 ants. It was a lot. And then they were even in the microwave, which was closed, by the way. I was like a few days old. They were in the air friar. Wait, tell us a lot. The fun fact.

Tell me fun fact. The fun fact. I was like a few days old. We actually all were. We found out that ants cannot die in a microwave. because the microwaves themselves are too big for the ants. Yep. They can't die from the microwaves.

So we tried microwaving like 50 ants. And they were like crawling around in there still. What happened was I tried the microwave 50 ants and my food. And my food got warm and I ate my food. You didn't even care. Dude, you just microwave. You all got stopped to him, bro. Shut up.

Shut up. You're just weird. Because you like act weird and like want to be homeless. You're just like a milsterer. You're not cool. I'm not even close to a millionaire. I have zero dollars. Eat a caterpillar and wife's butt.

You guys are weird. It's like a crow. I got soft hands. I personally don't want ants in my food. I don't know. Yeah. What are you doing? You have a mold to cut out the mold.

Put that peanut butter on that. No, you do not cut out the mold. You just throw it away. Dude, nobody is that poor, man. You see fungus on it. A loaf of bread is like a dollar. Nobody's that poor. You have a fucking dollar.

Also, like mold and shit doesn't just like when you see in one area doesn't mean that the other area is not affected by it. I learned about that. after I... Do you think I could sell this for a dollar? You probably could, dude. Yeah. You could probably...

And if you're that poor, then you have government assistance, dude, you can buy a loaf of bread. Yeah, y'all got soft hands. Y'all got soft hands. I'll be eating that mold on that bread. I'd be cutting off. Y'all, you know, my grandma lived over, my great-grandmother lived over a few hundred years old.

Like, Holy bread for a year. She's like she's a single piece of nerve on a wheelchair. She ate mold on fruits and stuff. And she swore that that's how she lived so long. Dude, people swear that smoking cigarettes make you the favorite. They're probably going to live like 200. Dude, if you watch every single video, it's like, like, this lady is 120 years old.

Here's how she did it. I smoked cigarettes all every single day of my life. Like, they don't, they don't know what they're talking about. They just like think that is what it is. That's what it is. Maybe they got lucky. It got. There is a thing where you can go down.

with the pigs and like getting their sloppy mud and get your microbiome all like adjusted to like microbound. Microbio. I want to be, some people try to get themselves like horrifically. Like they try to give themselves everything so that their body gets like used to it or like

You've seen the people that start their days with like a handful of different pills and like explaining what each one does. I can't do that dude. I don't think I could take like 20 pills. Yeah, what's up dude? This is totally off topic but you know what happened today with T and me? We realized. T and me.

It sounds like a TV show. T&Me. T and me. Dude, Tanner, Tanner walks down, he walks over here and he's like, Nick, we have to turn the AC up

because I'm cold. I was too cold today. And I was also shivering. I was cold as well. I had to put on a sweater, a jacket, my sweats, my socks,

I turned it up to 70. Like, I felt sick. Like, I literally felt sick. Hallelujah. That was like, I didn't mind that feeling,

though. I was like, this is like a new, entirely different emotion I'm feeling right now. We haven't been cold of that house. No. No.

I don't even know when. You want to hear you something crazy? Mad, we went to bed sweaty, stinky. You want to hear something crazier? I've slept more times in my bed in this house than I did in the past like two months of the other house. And I've only slept in my house. I've been there for three times. Like three days.

I've slept on the beanbag for three, two months. He never really did. I'd wake up and he'd be on the beanbag or the couch. He never slept in his room. It was too hot. It was like the worst feeling. And I couldn't breathe because there's like no air circulation. It was just a fan moving hot air in a.

my lungs. Yeah, that's what people don't get. When it's too hot, air oscillation does not matter. If you can't cool it down, you can't cool it down. You're just blowing hot air around. Yeah, and then Isaac with his AC unit comes out. I was like, man, it's hot in here.

He goes back into his cold room. It goes back in his cold freezing room. Yeah, it's on here, guys. Well, you could have done the same thing. We could have figured out how to open your window. I told you I couldn't have. No, it was stuck at half. And there was a screen blocking it and the screen want to go out.

I'd have to cut the screen off. The screen? No, you didn't have to move the screen. I had a screen on mine. But yours goes halfway in, though. I'm looking at my window unit and I only need six inches of space. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't care, dude. I have to say, Yami's room is awesome. Yommi's room is the coolest room in the house. Look, can you move your camera now? You got to get a strip in that, you see that inner block? They were in dense. You get a little strip and then have like something under it. So there's like a cool light effect like in the square.

Oh, I'll have to. show you. I got this cool platform bed and it's got like the ledges all around it. You know what I mean? Like the ledge around where the mattress goes

and I was going to get the Phillips Hugh light strips underneath it to like have it glowing like it looks like it's floating. But I don't know. They're really expensive, get a fog machine to come out of it. It's like 300 bucks for enough

light strip and the bridge to control it. I don't want to spend that much. Then don't get Phillips Hugh. I mean, you can get something else. I can knock off. It's very unfortunate.

You get like $20 once. I just like having the, accessibility from an app and have it be like not made super cheap because the the Chinese ones like always break. It's only a matter of time before they break. Phillips Hughes are most reliable when it comes to like color. Like the what color you see on your phone is accurate to the color that you get on your lights and also the brightness of it. Yeah.

But yeah, they're expensive. It's annoying. It's really annoying. Yeah. I don't know also which light bulbs are the best. So much for standing up the entire podcast. He got too tired. I got really tired. He's already. All right.

All right, all right, all right. You wouldn't last in church, boy. When the spirit starts coming. Kneeling on those pews was my favorite. That was the best ice figure. Because I know, like, we're almost, like, we're pretty similar in height, like over six foot. Like, so we both hit major growth spurts when we were kids.

Dude, when I had to stand for 30 minutes of worship while I was growing, I'm not, I had the worst, like, knee and shin pain of all time. I actually couldn't stand. There's no. My mom saw it as disrespectful, but I was. My mom thought there was something wrong with me. She thought I had like a bone problem. Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Yeah, the devil was trying to put an anchor on you. Oh, my God. My mom tried to give me to go to church, but I said, if like, if I walked through those doors, I'd start burning alive. I've never been to church in my entire life. I was, I was, fine. Dude, when I was younger, I was too disruptive. And I kept trying to interrupt the priest when he was talking.

What the hell is wrong with you? You were a bad kid. You were like scamming kids on roadblocks, too. The last time I went to church or to a church was when my brother got married. What were you doing? Why were you interrupting? What were you like, hey, pastor, look at this, bro. So you know, so you know how there will be books in front, like in front of you?

Like in that little wooden thing? Oh, my God. So I'll grab them and I was like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. How old were you? I don't know anybody. That was like last week. Yeah, I was like a few weeks ago when I went, right. Wait, what?

No. It was like a lot of things that I used to do when I was like younger. Like I used to run around naked and shooting people's BB guns. I was like 16. I was in Mexico. I don't believe it. No, I was like right before I moved to.

I really do wish that I can have my mom or, no, my sister tells it really well. My sister, basically like every time there's like a dinner, like a family dinner, it always gets brought up like all of my horrible fucking misdeeds when I was younger.

And it was like a lot of things that I don't remember because I was way too young. and apparently it was like, I just wanted to like ruin everyone's day because I just kept, I can't, like, there was a one where like the, there was a party or there was a dance going on. My parents wanted to dance, but they couldn't leave me alone.

So this little girl, and I say little, she's probably like 14, 15, right? She was like, I'll take care of him while you guys go dance. And they're like, okay. And, you know, they go dance and whatnot. So imagine when you're dancing, you leave her kid with somebody who, you know,

it's like, all right, cool, he's being handled, whatever the hell. You come back and this girl's like, sob being like tears everywhere. And then she has like all these bite marks. The hell, dude. Dude, why did you do that? I would have beat your ass.

That was last week. I was young. I was young. Stop saying that. Tell us over you. I think I was around four or five. You need your butt. You need your butt smacked.

Were you seen your butt smacked? You need the shit beating that of you as a kid, dude. It was before I was in school. My dad used to. But the only problem was that when my dad used to spank me, I would laugh. You're just like an actual way. You're the weird. He's a joker.

He's actually the joker. He's the joker. I know. And that was like the weird thing is like, um, my parents really thought that like I had like some devil inside of me or something like that. They just thought they didn't think it like that real, but they just thought that there was like actually probably going to be like a problem with me. Remember when I told you guys that I was supposed to be born?

There was a chance of me being born. Um, with, uh, what was it? I think it was autism. Oh. Dude. There was like a high percentage that I was supposed to be born with autism. My mom told me that the doctors told her I was going to come out with Down syndrome. I'm not even kidding you.

It was either autism or Down syndrome. It was because my mom wasn't supposed to have any more kids. And then I, you know, I was talking on the door. Do you guys hear that? What was that? I just fucking farted. It sounded like that something fell over. It was like it was really like scared me.

So I was recently talking to my mom about my nephew because he's been getting into a lot of trouble at school. He's in kindergarten. And he has been a bad kid. He's gotten suspended like four times. He crushed the principal's glasses. The counselor, he hit the counselor with like a broom. He's been just like a demon child. And I asked my mom because I was like, he's kind of old to be acting that way, right?

That's kind of fucking crazy. Like he's five years old. And I asked him if I was a bad kid like that. And she said like, no, not really, but there was one time where I was on prednisone, which is like a steroid because I had like, I had really bad like asthma attacks, like where I would have to go to the ER and shit or something. And apparently there's like a chance with children especially, you can happen in adults too, but it's more common in kids where you get this like insane personality switch that can not be controlled. You get evil. Yeah, she said for a week straight, like she has to ask the doctor like what the fuck is wrong. And I'm like, yeah, like, why is he acting like this?

Like holding him by the shirt, you're like, you're like, phone in the mouth. But apparently for like a week straight, like I was, I just nonstop. Like I was causing problems, like horrible issues. I was like dangerous. It's like a five-year-old. So fast forward to, I'm a senior in high school. And I had like the flu and I was like coming off of it.

And my coach was a doctor. And he was trying to give me the exact same thing. Just like help me get like fully better so I could play like that night. and my mom was scared to give it to me because she was like, when he was a kid and he had this, he was like a devil. She never told me that until like a week ago. So, yeah, I don't know.

That's about it's funny. Okay, you know what? I have a full proof plan that will discipline your kids for the rest of their lives. And they will thank you for everything. They'll be like, they'll think you're a God.

So pretty much, as soon as they're born, you hide them. I know exactly what you're going to say. I don't know if I've said this even on the podcast before, but I've said this a couple of times. You hide every holiday from, them. Yeah, you should tell they're like 18. And they'll be like, what are these kids doing?

I'm like, oh, don't worry about them. You'll get it when you're like, when you're a good boy. And that's like they're 10 years old. So like when they're 18, I'll give them their first Christmas present and then they'll think they'll worship me. What? No, no, hey you. They'll be like, why'd you hide Christmas from me? I can finally celebrate whatever this is.

Yeah, why do you hold those from me forever? Like, I think you should. You should give them like a holiday like every year, like one new holiday every year or something. Like not even like, just like fake holiday. You're like unlock it. You're like, unlock it. Just like it really good at Photoshop and all these things and gaslight your kid to think that

Christmas is actually real. And your buddy's actually real. And you have photo proof of it and don't listen to anybody else. You know what you do? And then when they find out that it's fake, you have a mental breakdown with your kid as a bonding issue. Yeah, you both cry. You're like, what is it? Come home to me.

It's okay. Wait, dad, I just found out Santa isn't real. No. And I kneel with my son and we sad. I did cry. I cried when I found out the Easter Bunny wasn't real. I think it was more so because I was upset. My parents lied to me for that long time.

Dude, I was laughing when I fucking found out that Santa Claus wasn't real. You were a weird kid. That's all I can say. My dad was trying to get presents under the tree and I found him. And I scared him so bad that he took the tree over and he fell with it. That's from a cartoon. That's no way. That's not a way.

It's so fucking funny. Dude, I think something changed in me when I found out like, My dad is so funny. I was an idiot. I had an idea. I was like, I was like nine years old. I was like mom.

No, I was like eight. I was like, Santa Claus is real. She's like, what do you think? And I was like, nah.

She's like, no, he's not real. And I was like, aye, whatever. No, they forgot to put money under my pillow, like the tooth fairy. And I was like, dude,

where's my money? I went up to my mom. I was like, where's like my dollar bill? And she was like, here's take a seat. And then she said everything that wasn't real in my face afterwards.

And I was like, See, here's the thing, though. I mean, you guys grew up in these households. And, like, for me, it was like, I didn't, I didn't know any shit. I didn't, like, know the existence of, like, the Easter Bunny or the tooth. I didn't know anything about that. All I knew was, like, like, like, like, like, a yorona. And, like, anything that would scare me, like, oh, there's witches, by the way.

Oh, there's this lady that, like, drowned you, by the way. I was, like, every day, I was, like, walking around. I'm like, I thought the boogeyman was real. I thought he hit under my bed. Wait, Larry. I used to think he was the booger man for a long time. The booger woman. Did you see the president of Mexico confirmed the existence of wood elves?

Did you see that? Yes. Yeah. Is that real? Is that real? I actually don't know if that's real. Like a smudge. I was like, oh, you're real.

Look at this photo. And it's like three pixels of a smudge. It was like a little wood elf like holding onto a tree. And I was like at a point in a nose. Like, I was like, I. Like, it reminds me. Dude, you got the news. You got those videos for like, there's this one video with these two kids playing soccer in, like, their house.

And there's a little tiny elf that runs across. He's like, oh, I, it out, it, out, it, out. It's like, no. And they always run, like, with perfect form to, like, it's, like, it's. They use their whole. And then they kick it. Dude, they literally kick it. And it's like, like, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, lo, like.

I love those videos so much. I used to be obsessed. I used to be obsessed with, um, watching, like, Garden Nome videos. Like, see if they move or not? Like, like, Garden Nodon. Do I think we were actually like, we were in that for a little bit. You guys went through a whole phase where you were so convinced. I looked up goblins caught on tape. Yeah, goblins on tape.

Goblins and gnomes are real. Look, there it is. There it is. That's it. That is the wood elf in Mexico. That's real. You're literally the president of Mexico confirmed. The president of the president of himself investigates this stuff, man.

The president himself is like Sam and Colby. And he like does it all himself. Dude. What is the president of Mexico hired Sam and Kobe to like? Discover wood elves. They gave him like a billion dollars to get him. We got hired by the Mexican president. What if it gets like,

what if it gets like ghost adventures? Dude, do you guys in this forest? In this forest. Dude, okay, you guys, you guys had to have watched it when you were kid. That's why I had to,

like, I was scared, too scared to go to the bathroom. I did. I did. Ghost adventures was real thing. I do remember, yeah,

it was, it was actually, I watched in the same house that I first saw like my first anime's and shit like that, but I did see it. I never thought it was scary. I just thought it was like interesting. because I was into horror movies a lot

and I thought it was like a horror movie because it was the same time that I saw that one like asylum movie I figure what it's called but it's like it was like really really popular but those those

I was so obsessed with those shows in those movies like anything ghost related that was so good yeah Isaac hated ghost adventures you don't get it you just don't get it you don't get the wave bro

bro you're taking it out like too seriously it was like I thought it was gonna be like genuine like genuine no that's the first problem is that you thought it's not like it's not genuine what did I expect you Tanner literally went up to the Apple remote

he went up to the Apple remote he said scariest video in the whole wide world now like I zoned out I zoned back in we're watching fucking like this guy's like in the lake and I'm like okay like what's your problem you didn't hear me saying

ghost adventures is funny you know we kept telling you there's like how dramatic it is like yeah and you're like This is scary, dude. Like, you guys are soft hands. That's what you said to us. You were so convinced.

Hey, man, he loves saying that of soft hands. You do. I don't have soft hands, man. He doesn't have baby soft hands. And baby soft feet. Listen, so much, so soft feet. He's got rough feet. My foot, like, fell off.

Like, like, I shed like a crab, dude. Like, like, it's like bursting out. It's like my whole foot's covered in. Yudmy had a white flag, like, attached to his foot. That was waver. I don't know what's going on. Why is that happening? Yummy had fins.

You know how to like goos? Why is that happening? Show us your feet. No. Dude. You just, can you just peel one piece off? Can you just give me a piece so I can show it?

It looks like a continent. It's so big. It looks like I guess I have dry skin, man. I really don't know what. We were out today for a long time. Oh, it always happens when I wear those shoes. I forgot my new balance shoes.

Bro, your entire heel came off. I don't think it was a shoes, right? It's only when I wear those skin bowl out of your heel. That's like a blister thing. Oh, I do have dry feet because I walk around barefoot all the time too. Okay, but I walk around. You guys, I walk around. If you like picture me in the house, am I wearing shoes or socks or barefoot?

You're barefoot. You're barefoot. I see barefoot. You're barefoot. I see Tanner barefoot. I see Isaac with slides on and socks. I'm barefoot with underwear. Tanner and Yummy are barefoot.

Larry always has black socks on. Always and never off. Isaac always has white socks with the slides on. I've never seen. You have short white socks on never said Isaac's feet. I promise you, listeners, we have never seen Isaac's foot. Not one, barefoot. Not once.

I'm got to come over there and rip him off, dude. Pay him a million. I know you guys tried to, like, strip me dry while I was. Yeah, why don't you like showing your feet? You said you have, like, a sensory problem? I don't care about showing my feet. I care about walking around the house barefoot. Do you have LeBron feet?

Like, do they, like, stack? Like, you just stack? Like, you're different. Yeah, are they different. Are they weird? Are your toenails yellow? The bronze toes are fucking awful. They're so bad.

Part of the reason why... That's what being the goat does to you, dude. What? I think Lamar's the greatest athlete of all time. He's going to have bunions. No, Messi's the greatest athlete of all time. I don't get a fuck about Messi. He's like...

Athletes foot is like crazy gross. It's like athlete's foot is abominable. Okay, wait, am I... Did you ever see those, like, things where it grows on the bottom of their feet and they have to take a knife and they have to, like, cut it off? Ew.

It's like cheese. It's like cheese. It's like cheese. Not athletes foot, trench foot. It's like sponge bob skin. It's like buildup. But yeah, you can. You cut it off.

It's like cheese. It's like cheese. It's like cheese. It literally shaved it with a knife, Larry. Dude, wait, if Funnian was named first, why the hell would Funnian name it Funnion? That's just gross. Because it's a fun onion.

That's why. I kind of want funions now. It's a fried onion. It's a fried onion. But it's fun onion. It's a fun onion. It's a fun onion. It's a funion.

They're fun as fuck. You said that with such confidence. called Cheetos, well, they're cheering. Cheetos, Cheetos. Toes. They look like toes. And they look like toes, Cheetos. Oh, no. Why they call Cheetos.

Cheese? My mic just got so loud right there for no reason. And what? What's the other word? I don't know. Cheese. Cheese and toes. And toes.

Yeah, what is. Cheetos? What does? Do they just start copying each other? Like one brand is good. What does Cheetos? Eatos. Breedos.

Oh my God. I looked it up. Urban Dictionary was a friend that pops up. A term to represent a time. tiny little dog shit. Cheetos. Tiny little dog shit. I hate a Frivedictionary, bro.

It is the 2012 website of all time. I hate it. You know what? And also, what's stupid about it? It's like, you take any word and they'll just, like, you'd be like, huh. I wonder what like, what wood means. And then you look it up, urban dictionary.

Wood. A giant erect penis. Yeah. Like, it's just like, it's always like, they take anywhere and they just make it whatever. They don't, they're so bored. It's like college shit. It's like college, old college humor or whatever. Wait, should we buy Urban Diction?

from him. We didn't even address grunk not being here. Yeah, Grunk died. Grunk was in a dorm. Okay, you can't say you guys. He was in a dorm full of girls, by the way. Dude.

My life's on this dorm. He showed us. He's like, guys, watch this. Took the biggest bong rip of all time. You missed the second part, though, because after that you left and he was like, watch this. And he got a cord.

He got his shoe string. He's like, and then he got, and he went, And he's like, oh. Yeah, I remember. And then he did this. He stood up.

Do you remember what happens after that? When he took the sheet of acid that he only was supposed to have one centimeter of and put the entire thing in his mouth and shoot it up. He took two feet of acid. Yeah. He made a shirt out of acid tabs and then he calmed it up and he ate it. Dude, grunk's dad, he literally drank heroin. So, are you listening to right now?

So what grunk was doing in his dorm room was. He's crazy, dude, he's crazy. And then he got, like, this, like, bottle of, like, liquor that had XXX on ink. Yep. He popped that open, and then he started. A skull and crossbones came out of the bottle. Dude, he butt chugged out of, like, a big, a big horror. He did that while he was in his...

He scalded a bottle of moonshine and then stored it in a line off of Hooker's butt hole. Dr. Pecker was that? Grunk's dad's pulling him out as we speak. This thing sucks. He's gonna... Oh, dude. Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, honest, honest truth, honest truth.

Dr. Pepper with the zero sugar, Dr. Pepper, is pretty good. But any flavor, any flavor of it, any flavor is so bad. The cherry was disgusting. It tasted like acid. Dude, I've had acid. The only soda is.

Two. Grunk's dad, listen to here. Rung. Dread asses. Drunk did cocaine. Dude, I look like Rudolph. Why is your eyes? Tanner, am I doing it? Your eyes are yellow, but you're like, nose and your cheeks are red.

Oh, I got sunburned. I was wearing glasses because I was shooting a gun. Oh. Oh, I was wearing naked glasses. I can see your little leg. Yeah, it's like, oh, fuck. Okay, I'm done doing it. I can't do it.

Do you like a new room, Tanner? What? You like your new room? I do like my room. I like that I can breathe. I like in my own bathroom. I like how I can do a car wheel right now if I really want. wanted to. I actually have a TV. I literally

unlocked a TV because how much better my room is. You unlocked a TV? You could have fit a TV in your last room to be fair. Yeah, I know, I could have, but, you know. Yeah, there was a keyboard there that you probably never played. Dude, I want to get that controller that Larry has, that keyboard thing. That is so, dude, I think I might be...

It's called a key station 88. Dude, I might get a key station. I might get speakers, and I might just be playing music in here all day, guys. I'm going to be honest. I was doing that today. The only person could hear that is. TV. I can hear you.

Through the floor. I can hear you through the floor. I heard you yelling. It sounded like a crazy fight happening. I heard you, I heard you yesterday pretty loud. If I step outside my room, like right outside my door,

it's like you're right in front of me. I'm not even kidding. Really? Yeah, no, you were recording and you're like yelling. I kept like, dude,

can I just hear him? And I would always do that. And it sounded like you were in my room, like yelling. Keep talking. Keep talking. Just keep talking. Keep doing the podcast.

Okay. Let's not do it. B-Doodoo. Do, do. That is something we would do in the podcast. We do something we always do something wacky and zany on this podcast. We are.

Zany, wacky and cool. He's got a bruise banana on his wall. Dude, this might be the noise. I thought it came into my podcast. I don't understand why my phone battery is at like 92% you do, like, like ability or whatever. The health, the battery health. Nick, mine's 81, by the way. Wait, what?

It's not bad. That's not bad, but I've had this for like three years now. No, no, I mean. What do you mean? What do you mean? The battery health, it means like the max charge. It'll display the number 100, but the true battery is if it were actually at 92. Oh, where, where do you, how do you see that?

You go to battery health and your battery health. Shit, just go to six and look it up. My iPhone 8 had 73 up until I got this phone. I'm really curious as to what my other one, the iPhone 7 that I had. But you really had that phone still. You got to take into account that, like, with each new iPhone, the battery gets better and better. So the limitations become lower and lower. And they also got fucking sued for $500 million because they were limiting.

They were limiting people. It was proven. It was proven correct. Remember when we were, like, years and years ago? Yeah. Why is it that the minute the new phone comes out, my battery starts to train? Or new iOS. Yeah.

So wait. They got sued for that? It was because they were throttling. Yeah, they did. They say they lost. It was a $500 million lawsuit. Everybody who's affected, it's going to get like seven bucks. So congratulations, guys.

Yeah, same thing with like Facebook. Facebook got sued for like 100-something mill or whatever. Everybody got affected. That's crazy. It's not bad at talking level through the floor, by the way. I heard you about last night. What were you doing last night? You were having like a good time.

You're being really loud. I was playing Roblox. On tap. Of course, dude. Solo? Yeah, I was just, dude. You ignored my Discord message. you ignored my Discord call and my Facebook

You're an asshole, dude You live in the same house as guy You ignored it Now listen you got to come on on tap Man on tab is like the moves Like if you don't see Tanner Dude I've met Imagine imagine like

It's the high school game Like rec room but all you do is drink Get drunk and pass out and talk It's like yeah It's like a VR chat bar server It is like a VR chat bar server It's freaking awesome It's bringing back because like there is an addiction

I had which is a really bad addiction I'm not very proud of it But there was an addiction I had to VR chat at one point where every single night, me and Isaac would get on our VR chats and we'll meet the most, like, interesting people, really. Like, you meet all types of life. You meet all types of life there. Types of life.

Yeah, do you do, man? We met this guy from Atlanta who was a, he was like a male stripper. And he was doing, when we walked in the room, he was like upside down. Yeah, he was doing a handstand and full body. And then me and Isaac tried doing a handstand with him and almost broke my TV. Yeah, he fell forward and I, like, fell on my head because I had two four locals. Dude, I have a video. I have a video of growing getting a lap dance from a fox.

Yeah. And then that same fox gave three monkeys a lap dance. And they're all like, who. And what is drunk say when he got a lap dance? It's been in real life. That was so funny. That was so funny, dude. Dude, I remember I remember I got off of work, like, throwing lumber.

And I immediately get on VR chat with you guys. and I got a lap dance. I'm like, ah, this is what I like to do. This is what I like to do. Yeah, that's how we,

this is the life. Chill. Why did you stop? Oh, it's just like something, there was that. It was like how, you know,

we watched all those movies and we acknowledged that it was unhealthy. Oh, I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I was like, oh my God,

I hated that. That is exactly how we felt. It was just like that. We were like, it was like every single night when we'd get on it and we'd be on it until like six in the morning. Yeah,

six to seven to six, 8 in the morning. And when Nick be like waking up and be like, what are you guys doing? Yeah, I wake up and you guys are all in there, like, rotting. And I'm like, what? I was definitely rotting, dude. I was not.

I was happy. That's the thing. You guys would all leave that place and be, like, paranoid about demons and, like, you guys would all be eating. Oh, what? We're talking about VR. We're not talking about VR.

Yeah, not the, not. Well, still, the movies was kind of like the same thing. The movies was, yeah, we were scared of demons. Yeah. We still are. I'm not really scared of demons. I mean. I made a little horror thing for my little plushy.

I misunderstood. I also tried summoning a demon like a real one. Don't because you're an idiot is what you are. I can't believe you just welcome stuff. I was like, if there's a being and I did like a prayer. Wait, Isaac, you don't know this, but Tanner, it was Tanner's idea. You know that wooden cross? He was like, wait, should we like leave this year and spook Isaac?

And he turned the cross upside down and put it in the kitchen. And I was like, no, dude, no, I don't like that. No, the original plan was like for the new tenants. going to put it upside down in the back, like in the back. So when they go out there, they just see like a demonic cross. And like, they smell poop and like the laundry room, scorpions. They think they have like the

Pharaoh's curse or like a play. We thought we had a demon in there because it smells so bad. It was so bad. The first sign of a demon is like gross smell. It'll say it'll smell bad. It'll be cold and like it wasn't cold at all the hot as fuck. But it smelled horrible. I saw, I saw the cross, but

I just thought they put it there for fun. It was, it was locking. like my little, my plates in the cabinet, so I just put it down and then opened it and got it. Yeah, but you know what? Yeah, I mean, it's back hurting, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's talk about T for a second.

Go ahead. Oh, what was I going to say? Oh, yeah, no, I was just going to, like, wrap it up. Like, I saw the light and, like, I'm all about Jesus right now. Yeah. Well, I mean, what about my back hurting? That's, like, random. I was just going to say that, like, it would...

I mean, we've only been in this house for not too long, like, a week or whatever. And so it's like your back has been Yeah And your back has been I felt this back It's not like there's a rock in it Or I felt like there's a rocking in I'm going to the chiropractor

Tomorrow and like if I have to go If I'm going to the doctor Or to anything like that It's got to be serious Because I don't do that I don't do that I want to record that So bad

I try not to be anti-doctor Because I really like But I actually Go on legging back You should go in a sports bra No I have to just go Dude You're anti-doctor

Right No I'm not anti-doctor I just have an issue of, I have this really bad habit of where I don't do anything unless I have to, and I've always operated that way, which is really bad. That's like such a stupid thing. That's how I rule sometimes. You're just waiting for something bad to happen to have the go.

You also don't have health insurance. No. But health insurance is a different story. I think that's a scam, to be honest. But regardless, regardless. Health insurance? Dude, I pay $300 a month for health insurance. Jesus.

Exactly. You're never going to fucking need that right now. Like, what are you doing? You a professional skateboarder? Like, you fucking work at a debt? You're going to be fine. Yeah, once I turn 26, I'm going to not have any insurance. I'm just going to live my life.

I'll get it probably by like 24. Private party pay at doctor's visits when you go to a doctor. I pay out of pocket every single checkup visit like $300. Yeah, but you're not going to the doctor every month. Okay, well, happens if I get sick to need a prescription. Then you follow those instructions at TikTok tells you. you're betting against the if. That's if you don't.

But, all the medical students right now. Yummy, what freaks me out about you the most, dude, is that you're the one in this house that gets sick the most and you don't have health insurance. Yeah, you get, like, terribly ill. You get sick more than anyone.

Like, you're, like, coughing from mucus for, like, seven weeks. You have, like, a goddamn KFC fried chicken immune system. Yeah, I don't know. What is going on? You fucking get hard from that. Yeah, no, I got really sick this year. Like, for, I think it. It was like two months straight.

A lot. It felt like I had pneumonia. And then I was good for a month. And then it happened again. Why? So you acknowledge it. And now. Well, because you don't need health insurance for that shit. You just go get cold and flu medicine.

Until you need something more. You have leukemia and pneumonia. So you're gonna get leukemia. And if I do, then like, Gigi's, man. I'll like, I'll chalk it up. Can I have your channel? No. Can I have two, Yelmy?

I would just let it rest in peace and have it be like perfect. I can pretend to be you. Can we drop a album with you? Like your AI voice. Can we make fake wills for each other? Fake wills. Or like real wills. Like Larry gets like one of my like toys or something.

Yeah. Yeah. One of your toys. I just get all the clothes back that I gave Tanner. Look how sunburned my hand is. Ew. What did you? Yeah.

Dude, wait. Oh my. Okay. Hold on. I didn't see it. How? From what? Uh, probably from holding the gun like this.

That's not possible. You burn. Dude, are you Irish? I don't know what I am. I don't know if that's wrong. I don't know what I am, dude. Yeah, that's going to be a whole freckle arm. You're going to have a freckled arm.

Oh, freckled arm. Okay, but wait, hold on. That looks like spray tan. You're a pickled feet and freckled arms. Okay, so my back, right? The reason my back is fuck is from moving. And it was the uplift desk is what ruined my back, dude. That thing is so heavy.

Yep, man. You just got a soft spine. You got a soft spine. It's 36 by 80 inches of salt. solid wood that's almost like, what, inch and a half thick? Yomi, you were carrying that the worst possible way ever.

It was a mixed idea. It was that big idea. It's like that. It really does have a bad way of, this was Yomi, this was Yomi carrying down the desk. I move better than probably every one of you guys. Oh, that's funny.

Yeah, you're funny. That's not even going to lie. Nick did a great job with every single thing besides the uplift. That was the only thing. And unfortunately, that was like the most, like, detrimental possible.

I'm not going to lie. You were the wrong. person for that position. Larry should have taken your spot. You're tall. You're too big. Why are you going down? It didn't matter. The way that the legs are, I had to, you guys saw me. I was stepping through the leg to go

down the stairs. It was too hard to explain. We'd have to draw a whole picture. Yeah, we should have turned it. But anyways, it like fucked up my back. I didn't think it was possible. We'd even tell them, like, we didn't tell anybody that we moved in everything we have in like a 13-hour moving day.

And then we were like done. Yeah, it was like 4 a.m. 15 hours. Yeah, we went, yeah, remember we went to the drive-thru and we got back home by 5.30 in the morning? Dude, we started moving at 2 p.m. 2 p.m. we started moving and we were at Waterberger at like 5.30 a.m. Because we were done moving. That was a crazy day for me because I had to wake up to go meet up with a guy at the other house, come back,

and then pack up the loft and movie room and then help you guys move and then move that. And then came back and then we moved the couch and all that stuff. He went over there, came back, and then stayed up till 7 a.m. with Isaac editing the thumb note. And then I fell asleep on the Vemag after that. Dude, I had to, I got to bed, Larry, by like 6 or 6.30 just to wake up for the security guy to come the next morning at like 9. So I also did go. Me, Tanner, Larry, and Nick that whole day, I've never moved that long. Like, I've moved a lot.

But I feel like we had just too many, like, little things. I guess. Either that or we've had like bigger trucks. Like we had to like refill that truck so many times and we honestly like we didn't have a lot of space so we didn't extend the ramp to the truck so everything we lifted we had to climb up the truck and that is

part of why we were in pain because it was a step up for everything that we lifted like mattresses, bed frames, box springs, desks, chairs. I mean we got somewhat the worst of the worst. We did. No, we got the worst than the worst. Dude, we went in fucking insane. We went insane that day.

I feel like a goblin. We felt beast. We felt beast, dude. I think it was by far one of the craziest moving experiences I've ever had. Yeah, it was constant, dude, for 15 hours. I felt like, I don't even know, dude. An Olympic athlete, like, who just died. I sort of like dissociating.

Like, I was, like, weird. Yeah, I mean, but hey, it was worth it because there was, we had to move this couch from another house. And honestly, like, so we were, probably like not going to do it unless like we really sat down and were like let's just do it. Like yummy, you did not want to do that couch. And I was like, it was Tanner who didn't want to do it. Was it Tanner?

I was hungry. I didn't eat all day. Tanner was starving. He goes, you don't need me to move the couch, right? I can just go. It's like, I wanted to go home and like eat something. I was like, and then that's when I was like, Nick, let's just not do the couch. Tanner was to go home.

Just let him go home. And I was like, no, we have to do this couch because imagine after you're done doing all this hard work, we sit on the couch. And what did we do? What did we do after we were all done? We played a song and we all sat on the couch at the same time. Yeah, when the beat drops, we saw on the couch. What's the song called? Metro.

It was like, Metro, don't trust you. I'm going to shoot you. Beautiful morning. Was it? It was not that song. No, it was the superhero and villains or whatever. Yeah.

It was superhero and villains yet. Beautiful morning. Beautiful morning. It's what he said when he wakes up. It was a, I think it was superhero. It was great. It was great. I wouldn't do it again,

but I would do it again, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I get you. Let's not do it again, dude. Well, because of my back, but it's good now, because I'm going to the chiropractor and I'll update you guys,

like either next podcast or whatever. How about I massage you? All right, now I'm more, and I'm taking my coat off. I just come to your room and I massage you. Tea walks on your back with his feet, his baby feet. Well, my big baby feet, dude.

I'm interested to see how much I have out of alignment. Because I know I know I have things out of alignment. Like, I know I have for a while. But apparently... Dude, apparently it's easy for your ribs to be out of alignment and for you to not know that. Did you know that? Isn't that kind of crazy?

Individual ribs can be out of place, like, slightly. How does that affect you? Like, how do you even fix that? How do you do you do? They, like, put pressure on it and they just, like, twist their hand. They're just like magic work. Dude, is that I'm honestly, have you seen those videos of, like, the dog carpractors? And it'll be, like, a dog, no, like, bedlam?

Like, you? Oh, yeah. Look at him. Yeah, they break their neck like And then he's fine like five seconds later Yeah, they freak out Either they don't like freak out like lick him a lot Like like you know, do all that shit

Or they just like freak out like they just got like shot Horses are similar Like they like shake their head They start running around or something like that Oh I've seen a horse like adjustment It's really loud It's actually satisfying Oh dude

It's like this lady and she's like Alright come on you And the horse like And I'll be like I don't do all that Did you guys ever go down the rabbit hole of the hoving videos? I watched every single video. Where they like, where they like take out the shoe.

scrape it off, they clean it. Yeah, that's what we have to do to your foot. We got to do that to Yami's foot. Yami, show your foot. No. Please show your foot. No. Okay, peel something off and then just show everybody.

Just peel like a scene off. Dude, it's like gone. It literally looks like, um... You had trenchful. You had gangrene. That's what you had. Come on. Before the podcast started.

Larry's a guy. Gang feet? Gang feet. Gang feet. No, I don't know what's wrong on my foot. Dude, they are like crazy dry, though. Are you saying, either? You think it's for basketball?

I don't know. I think it was going to be... I don't remember. I'm so sore, dude. Lifetime? When? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. No, no, man. I mean... Oh, my God. Dude, it literally, it smells like my foot is like, like a dead animal all the time. You can smell your feet. They don't smelly feet. We're going to move in the...

We're going to move the beanbag, dude. Um... I'm going to get a truck. We got to watch Hunter Hunter. After, uh, I packed some of my stuff's up. Okay. Also, Isaac, you cannot bring your food on that couch, man. Yeah, don't.

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. You can't eat on the couch that we have. You got to get a table. Oh, yeah. You can't get a table. Yeah, you're not. Your little Schmorgasbord is no longer a thing. Unless we get like those trays.

You can get like a tray. No, that goes for like, I mean, that goes for all of us. You're like, we snack. We snack on it and like it leaves crazy. Especially like if we get like a fucking, what are the, what are the little like nerds? Oh, nerd clusters. You know how they have like little ones. You love that.

You love those little things. Yeah. You love them so much. I've never heard an example of what you're being. Yeah. You know the nerd guy because I thought the perfect candies. But part of the reason why I ate on the couch. I like set the food next to me.

Like it was my son and we were watching TV. But the reason why we never, why I did that was because we got that beanbag and it took up all of this space between the TV and the couch. There was no option for a table like anywhere. Yeah, that's true. There's nothing. We could, we could, there's a work around here. We can make it work. We'll just have to reorganize a little bit.

It'll be fine. Yeah. We could fit the beanbag. But, dude, we have so many little beanbags. Like, what do we got to like throw them away or something. They're so fucking annoying. We got to get, we got to build out a podcast set up. We got to get a set of the podcast will be drastically changing soon.

Yeah, we're going to make an IRS set. It's going to be completely different. We were thinking a circle table. You know what? Just tweeted us like examples of some sets that look cool or something, I guess. I don't know. Let's just copy the cold ones word for like set up for set up. Warm ones.

Set up for set up. Yeah, can we change our name to the warm ones? You know how many group chats there are? The group chat podcast there are now? We got to change our names and our lives and everything about us. Yeah. I mean, there was already like a bunch of them when we started. So we copied them, dude

There was a few there are already Remember there was one that was like episode 300 or something Like yes dude We're like whoa We didn't know about that one right there What if we'd be like hey this is a lot of you stealing dude Are you taking our stuff dude You collaborate

Oh my god Nothing don't even worry about what I was going to say I was scared I was sorry I was like worried I was like worried you're going to keep talking Tanner almost had a thought there But he stopped Dude, I'm really sore.

My back hurts. My eyes hurt. I feel like I'm sick. My allergies are beating me up. I'm not feeling too hot right now. Yeah, you and yummy. Both have allergies. I took Benadryl and did it.

Oh, I've been doing nasal spray all kinds of shit, bro. What is going on over there, dude? It just started at your house. It's a change. Yeah, your gross 87-degree house. Why don't you leave, man? You want to hear why I didn't leave?

Okay, let's walk back. I'm going to explain the whole endeavor for the last six minutes of the podcast. Hold on what? Hold on what? All right. I'm walking back. What? What did you just do? Hello?

What the fuck? What was that? Dude, you don't need an output desk. Give me my shit back. Give me the top of the desk back. I'm trying to like, skill my flow. What did you do? What did you do?

What did you even do? Oh my God. Oh my God. Dude, the silence in this call, I've never heard. It's never been that quiet. Everybody, I lose. That's what you did. And then you started like, it was so, oh my.

I think we, dude. All right, man. All right, we can move on now, man. We can move the fuck on. Do you talk about something? Dude, how important consistency is on YouTube because Mr. Beach started uploading weekly and he just started breaking world records

every single video back to back. And his new video was like dog shit and it still broke the record. That shit was ass. What was the worst video of all time? I've always finished every Mr. Beast video I've ever watched. And this one I stopped halfway through and I was like, I can't watch it anymore.

Which video goes in? Okay, you know how like things like shouldn't be scripted, but sometimes they should? Mr. Bees totally should have scripted it to where he got USA almost to the end because that's like 90% of his viewership anyway and as soon as USA was out, I was like, I don't care about a singular other country

in this video at all, not even a little bit. You're the only one who cares about that. I did not do a single shit about America. It's called Reping Your Home. Also, they started fencing and I was like, this might be the most boring sport to put like 10 minutes and two of a video. Dude, fencing is sweet.

Mr. Beast, Mr. Bees channel is actually actually dead, yeah, I mean, because like he gets less views. You know, I wish you did that horse thing. Like, you ride horses with a big giant fucking, like. Jousting. Yeah. It's just, and it goes way cooler.

Or like Bolivia, arm wrestles, Libya or like Egypt, like, like head kicks, like Toronto. Or like a type rope across a volcano. That'll be sick. Yeah. What if we lit? What if we lit Cairo, Egypt on fire? Or we lit Egypt on fire in the video and then he had to fight like Uganda. You know, what in the fuck is my dasher doing?

Oh, here we go. Oh, my God. Here we go, dude. Here we go. What did you order? What, I ordered food. Like my rodwings? Oh, no.

Fuck you. What are you? Oh, I guess. Cuevo, Cuevo, Huncho. No, close one. Cuevo Jago. Oh, anyway, sorry. Before Softwilly had a knee slapper.

Let's talk about why I'm still here, huh? Why I'm still in this house and not... Because you love it for some reason. You think it's like the perfect house. House of all time. Yeah, no, wrong again. It's two for two. Yeah, I don't know, man, you like that.

So there I was, shut out. That house. You do enjoy it. Sitting and editing hard at work. I am, I am slant. I'm like a blacksmith, and I'm like hammering the sword. And I'm like four feet tall. And there's, there's like sparks going everywhere.

With each frame I'm going. And then I go outside to get a drink. And I look to my right on the beanbag, our three monitor there's on a stand. I'm like, what in the deuce is that? Why is that there? Whose monitors are these? Yommi's coming down the stairs. He looks like he just got a train, ran on him.

He's like all wet and shit. And he was like, oh yeah, by the way, we're moving everything. I'm like, what do you mean you're moving everything? And I look to my left and soft willy is like carrying out a bed. And I'm like, what is going on? What's happening? You guys literally, we're literally, we're moving our beds. We're sleeping there tonight.

I was like, dude, like, are you guys actually shitting me? I'm in here. Hard work, work. Ding! And I go outside, my friends are leaving me in the house with scorpions and ants. A million of them. And you know what? I got the best night's sleep of my entire life.

And what? I get this is my reward, guys? Well. I don't know. Well, we had the option to move. We were going to let you know if you didn't have your door locks. Like, so here's something right. You knock on you.

You knock on the door. Hey, buddy, I know you're working hard in there. We're just going on me. Oh, I'm just going to let you know. We're moving all this stuff over. What would you have? That's what happened. That's all I wanted.

What would you have done? Huh? I would have been probably a little disappointed about it and said, okay, all right, man. Go ahead. You guys even bother. I don't want to stay another day. No, I communicate with a man, dude. Okay, so here's what happened, right?

Why don't I have to find out? That's my question, guys. The lease started at the next house and we moved in. What? That's what happened. We started at the next house and we moved in. As soon as we can go in that house, you all don't need to wait for you to finish editing to move. Oh, okay.

a bunch of independent adults here. That's really crazy because I got the lease extended until the end of September. We have another 30 days. I don't want to stay here for two weeks. I don't want to stay there for another one. Move all my stuff and still have a week left.

Time out. Time out. Time out. Relax. Relax. Listen, an entire extra 30 days so that we can sort our mail if we need to

so that we can help clean it up even more so that the owner can have it nice and clean when we leave. We don't have to feel rushed. We don't have to feel rushed about. We can fill it up with water. We can do a lot of rituals in there. there's a lot of fun things that we can do there within 30 days.

Does one of them include moving out without telling Isaac? Was that at the top of the list of fun things to do? Let me tell you exactly what happened. I'm going to pimp slappy. I'm going to tell you what happened from our perspective. I'm going to explain the whole thing because I have the insight, right? Okay, let me see. Let me hear this.

I wake up. I wake up. Uh-huh. And it's not like as early. It's like 12 p.m. So it's lunchtime. And I go out in the living room. It's like free game.

Anybody can be out there. And we upstairs, we had a tendency to go. downstairs because we fucking hated how hot it was in our rooms. Vouch? Although most of the time it wasn't like too hot in my room, but sometimes during the middle of the day we get a lot. Go downstairs. Tanner's just chilling down there.

Nick's right there because that's where his offices and everything. And then Tanner's like, I kind of want to move some stuff today. And it was mentioned the night before. So it was already like kind of floating around in the airspace. And then Nick was like, I'm pissed. This house is hot. I don't want to sleep here anymore. I just want to get everything done today. And if I see that kind of like motivation or that incentive from anyone,

and they want to go, like, get a moving truck. I'm like, I'm reciprocating that energy 100%. I'm like, fuck it, I got a free day. Let's just do everything we can. I'm not going to demotivate you. Let's just do it right now. All it's on our mind's to it right now. Me and Nick will get the moving truck.

You're going to the gym, right? That's like early, like afternoon, whatever. You're like, on end of the gym, you're going to get the moving truck. You thought we were just going to get everything besides our setups and our beds, right? Yeah, because I wasn't out there with you guys in that very moment. Right. And how did Larry find out?

He was already moving. I think the same way you did. I was, no, well, at the time, I was already putting up stuff

from the loft. I was organizing everything. Yeah, okay, so Larry's been trying to move for weeks, pretty much.

Like, me and Larry were the first ones to start packing. Remember Larry? Like, we started packing like weeks ago. And then I think Larry caught word,

but he caught word because he was out and about. You went back after your gym and we didn't see you for six hours. So during that six hour period, we got like so much done. And we had already done one full trip. I really did not expect you guys to go all the way to like the beds and like the...

Dude, we just went in. Dude, the minute I saw the 70, I didn't know either. Yeah, I didn't either. But when I saw 79 degrees, I said I can't sleep here anymore. And the minute I moved my bed, I didn't want to move my setup again. So that would be a two U-hull truck that I'd have to move. The main reason we moved was because, like, I think the main incentivizer was, was Tanner was like actually miserable.

He was so miserable in his room. even stay there. So we were like, in my head, I was like, if he's sleeping there, why can't I or, you know, why can't multiple people? Yeah. He was a sad. Immediately. I left as fast as I possibly could.

I couldn't even sit at my computer without dripping sweat from my nose. I felt so bad. It was bad. And then I slept on the beanbag still hot. I was like, yep. He had the hottest room in the house by far. Me and mine and Larry's were like really, really bad. Larry's was pretty bad too.

Which makes no sense because he had hardwood flooring. Yeah. Larry didn't care because he's used to the heat, but I'm from Washington, so I'm used to like seven degree weather. Like, he didn't even feel it. I'd walk into his room and I'd be like, dude, like, his fan wouldn't even be on. He'd be in jeans and a shirt and he was sleeping. I'd knock at his door and he's like, Larry, and then he's sleeping, but I see sweat beads on his face just sleeping. I'm like, oh my God. I asked him, I was like, you want me to open the door and turn on the fan and he's like, nah, it's fine. I was like, so bad, man. It was so bad.

My house would, every year, my house that I can remember, would lose AC power. Or like, we would lose AC for like a few weeks. And so, well, our neighbors, so what would happen is every day, we'll just go outside in the backyard and just have like a cookout and then or just play outside. That's sick. That's pretty chill. That's really just leave the doors open. The only problem this time now is like I had to be in my room, which was a little more depressing. But I mean, it was the same thing.

I was like that. Well, the PCs make it so much worse, dude. It's basically a little space heater. And it just... Yeah, because I noticed that now that everything's gone, it's a lot colder in the house. Like, a lot colder.

And that's just like all the PCs are gone. Like, everything else is gone. There's nothing. But the house is a lot colder now. My room is definitely cold. My room stays open, right? With the unit, I try to keep the door open. Your room is cold.

I try to keep the unit running, but keep the door open so it would maybe cool the upstairs a little bit. Your room is cold as fuck. Yeah. Yeah. And then knowing that, like, Windows bring in a lot of heat, obviously,

literal sun going through and like yeah we have giant windows that basically make the whole house like the whole living room space a lot hotter that it should be and there's a lot of windows everywhere like that are like in the open space that end up bringing in light and it ends up

heating up the house more the main no curtains for that we had like no fucking the main issue aside from the unit being like broken or whatever is the fact that like our weather strip isn't even on you can see outside the house and like Yeah.

All the gaps that the bugs are getting in because it was more than just the front door, you know? Like all of those gaps in the house, there's heat coming in when it's 105. There's like, there's like secret entrances that they were like, you know, they were like having these bugs pay tickets for. Because when we were moving out that day and we left the house, the door open for like an hour, the AC thermometers shot up like four or five degrees. Just in an hour of having a row. We kept the door open to move into the truck. We left. It was like 79.

I came back in. It was 82. And I was like, oh, it was bad. It was so hot, dude. I'm glad I'm out of there, though. I hated that entire house. I'm glad you're out of there, too. I didn't have it that bad, if I'm being honest.

I mean, it was hot. It was like 70, maybe, it was probably like 76 in my areas, but that was still uncomfortable. So for Tanner having like 80 and Larry having like 80 for three months, man. Three months straight. The scorpions, dude, imagine like every single piece of laundry on the floor that you had that's dirty, or like every single night before you go to bed,

you're shaking out your fucking sheets. You're checking your pillowcase. You're kicking your fucking dirty laundry. Checking your shoe. Not. Yeah, dude. I was doing any of that, man. I was doing all that, too.

I was doing all of that. Oh, I wanted to, like, cry, man. It was horrible. I'm so glad that we're out of there. The only reason I was doing that was because I found that one of my shower. That was like, I was like, dude, they could go anywhere they want. Upstairs. They could go anywhere they want, dude.

It's free rain. Yeah, they were in your bathtub. I don't know how still. I wish I had a camera. to see because it still blows my mind to this day. We saw 20 of them and one of them was in my, I, it was like the second one we saw too. I was like, it's game over.

We have a full on infestation, bro. Like, I was like, they're everywhere. There had to have been a nest under our foundation. I'm like to lie though. This house is perfect, brave ghost video. Never did one. And I'm so sad about that. You can still do one.

We have a while to do one. We have a month. We have a month, yeah. Do you have to do jury duty? You get summoned? Yeah, I think my dasher is like a chimp in a car, guys. Like, what is, what are you doing? Jacob!

He's sitting there. He's just been here. It's been an hour. Wait, check the front door. It actually might be at the front door. Let him in. He's like, he wants to party. I would have gotten, I have the text notifications on.

It would have said that either was picked up or dropped off and something. Not if he didn't mark it. Sometimes they don't mark it, right? Oh, now he's moving. Oh, did you hear me, Jacob? Can you hear me up there? Don't you, don't talk down on Jacob. Fuck Jacob, dude.

Stupid asshole. Whoa. Whoa, whoa. To see you for an hour. Dude, he's trying his best. How do you know what's Jacob's fault? In the hour? Yeah, where'd you work from?

What if he had like a fucking deer? All right, what if I was driving for Papa Johns? And I took an hour to get a pizza to someone's house after seeing my ass for an hour. I would never order you. Forget that I said that. Exactly. Uber eats.

We're looking real good over here. Come on. Stocks up. Also, next time you guys move out, can I get a text, please? No. Please. Stop crying.

Maybe a little note on my door, like a sticky note. Maybe a cry baby. We'll make a rug. We'll make a rug. We'll make a rug. If we did that to you, you'd move back to Jersey.

We'll leave a sticky note like UPS does or whatever when you miss a delivery. A pink slip? Yeah, pink slip. Let me reschedule like you guys telling me. That'd be great. No, next time. time what we'll do? We'll have a pizza and you open it up and it's written in olives.

Like we moved out. Aw. It's like a nice little pizza with a heart. That's cute. Would you eat it? Probably. I was hungry enough. Wow, good shit.

Good hustle and Jacob. Get it done. All I will say is I remember and I will not forget this, Isaac. When I, after we had moved this couch and we were super all happy and complete, you were like, yeah, you guys are so stupid for doing that, by the way. So when you move into this house, you're not allowed to sit. on the couch for at least a day. Good. I'll buy in this one day.

I'll literally buy a couch. Where are you going to put it? Because I know that couch is not as big. It's not big. It's big. It fits. It's perfect. It's perfect.

Everybody without touching butts? Yeah. I don't know. Maybe. Because the one we have here. The one we have here, you can fit a small family. The one that we had at that house is not. First of all, we have bean bags.

Second off. Okay. Once we bring the big beanbag, it'll be fun. I'm not concerned. How often did we have five people sitting on the couch? I'm pretty sure that happened zero times. You would always be somebody on the beanbag. If not, like now, more frequently, it was like two people in the bean bag.

Oh, we also moved to rug. Be and Tanner fell asleep together on the beanbag. We did. That was the night I couldn't take it anymore because I was so hot. And then I was like cuddling with Yomi. I was like, I got to go to the other house and sleep. Because I was going to go up to my room and try to sleep. But I remember my bed was not there.

I was like, I got a good drive. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure I fell. asleep before you and I like I like push you or something in my sleep and you look to me you're like what then I was like my bad and I like moved your arm on me and I was like I got to get out of here Tanner told me morning of that yomi started rubbing his butt on his crotch wow wow he was in bed he started cuddle me he started spooning me it was crazy can we make sure that when we move that big bean bag we like liceol spray it or something that thing is like a german fissation we

I do. I do like once a week. Wait what? I do like once a week. I just spray it because I know people are sleeping on it. Germs all over it from like getting sick and shit. Yeah, no, I did. Those are gone.

I spray it, man. I doused it in lavender. You're a little bit of a hypochondriac. Me? Wait. So, wait, you want to hear something really crazy? So today when Yumi and I were out shooting, there were these benches, these middle benches,

and they were kind of like the paint was kind of chipping off of them and there was a little bit of rust. I grazed, I don't know if you were paying attention to me on me. I grazed my leg on one of them where like there was a little bit of rust and I shit you not. I thought I was going to get tetanus. Have you not gotten your tennis shot in like the past few years? I think they last like 20 years or something. That's four.

Every four years supposed to get a tennis shot. No. I was very, very scared. Tetanus and rabies shots are like, you know, like pretty. I mean, whatever. Mm-hmm. It's like a $400 visit to the doctor I take no shots.

All my ops miss. Look. Look. It's less than years the shot. What does tennis even do? I don't even know. It gives you like lock jar or something like that. It does.

It makes your body go rusty. I woke up the other day and I kid over my mouth. Tetanus. Let's see what Tetanus fully does. You know what your tetanus? Gamer subs. Game or subs. If you should sit up clear.

Your 10. This game ourselves clears 10. Don't test that out though. We're not legally bound. Here, look. Okay. Find a rusty nail running along your arm. No, no.

Okay, don't do that. Ew, your face looks gross. Dude. Look at this picture. I can't look. I can't look. What the fuck? Damn.

Tetis gives you like exorcism back. Yeah, what the fuck? Oh, my God. Isaac, remember that? That old TikTok of Tanner. Like Larry was performing in exorcisms. It locks every day. It's basically what you look like.

So it causes a neurotoxin that makes your body, like your motor hyper extend, I guess in every part of your body. That's disgusting. Now, rabies is like the scary thing. Ravis is like the scariest thing. I heard all Ravis does is give you a little headache and some like ability to connectin.

No. I heard rabies can you can eat out of girl with Brady's. I was fucking joking, dude. That was a joke. No. You hear what YUMMI just said? No one? No, don't even worry about it.

Let's just use code group for chish out. I heard a little bit of it. I was kind of thrown positive, but... Yeah, man. Thank you all for coming out to the group chat podcast episode 70. The group's going to leave. I don't believe that they willingly listen to this. Does someone hear, like, do you guys actually willing to listen to us?

Nobody makes it this far in the podcast. I don't think so. Yeah, our viewer retention is actually like zero. They stopped listening at seven minutes, I heard. I think they just get to the end when they're bored. You think so? Whatever, guys. We don't really care that much because...

Find out next time if Grunk joins our podcast. Grunk will be here next week. Yeah, you wish, dude. You don't know, man. You don't know, dude. No, he will be. You don't know, man. A father, like, I miss my son.

He'll be back. He'll be back. That's sad. That's so sad. He'll be back. He'll be back. I'll come back one day. Dude, if I have kids, I'm going to kick him out when they're 14.

they can go and get a job. Hide them. Hide Christmas from them. Do that. It's funny. It's funny. Views at home, make sure you hide Christmas

from your kids. And we'll be back next week. And also use GamerSups 10% off using code group. If you do that, I'll literally like lift my shirt of and go. Link in the description. All right.

Let's grow up to this. We'll see you guys. Next time. Thank you for your. Yeah, we'll see you guys next. Goodbye.