The Group Chat - #71 - Yumi on Feet Finder????

Episode Date: September 8, 2023

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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the group chat podcast episode 71. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let's get some of my drinks going on. It's a whole lot better with you. There's a whole lot of it. Everyone is here, rejoice. This is the last time it's going to happen for like another eight weeks. Are you not optimistic at all?

Why are you never optimistic? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. You're never happy. You're never happy. You know why I'm happy? I hate you now because of that. But look at your shirt.

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I'm joined in the faceless cafe by Yami who wanted to eat wings with his fingers. He wanted to be a messy boy. He wanted to be big and greedy today. He's a leftist. Wait, is that why your camera's not on because you're eating?

Yes, because he's eating wings. Big and great. Big and greedy. You're count chunkular. You are chunkular. You were chunkular. Dude, a few days ago, we had no utensils in this house and Yumi had to eat his, like, what was it?

Chicken Alfredo? Yeah, he was in chicken Alfredo. Oh, he was just sparranted. Tongues. Oh, Dibbo. Yeah, and then he ate his salad with his hands. I did eat his salad with my hands. It had no dressing on it, so it was just, like, eating lettuce.

Ew, why? It was just, what do you mean? What am I going to do? Look at it and let it go to waste? No, man, I'm going to eat it like a man. You go like a little waterfall. It's not about looking about it. It's about the salad.

dressing part where you didn't use any salad dressing. Can I eat it without dressing? You want to eat it with my bare fucking hands and dressing all over my fingers? Can I admit to something right now? Let's look your hands right now with the wings. With the wings. Put them up like this. Can I admit to something really quick what I've been doing?

Yeah, I admit it. For three days in a row, I've eaten a jack in the box Oreo milkshake. Oh my God. Dude, you got to stop. Not give you on, Tanner. Let's listen, let listen. Come on. But the thing is.

Wait, wait. T. Oh. Tanner. Oh, wait. Who is this? Oh, who is that? A gorgeous. Stop with that face.

Dude, listen. I saw that last part of my Twitter and it actually made me mad. A guy that was a guy that eats a jagging. I was telling yummy. Like, you came into my room and you were like, literally look. Look, I was found this face. And you were like, I was like half a thing. I was like, all right, man.

Yeah, I know. I did wake you up for that. But it's just like, yeah, everybody does that face. But mine, it looks like a filter. It's like kind of, it scared me when I first saw it. Go ahead. Do it again. Go ahead. Do it again. Yeah, it is. It's great crazy. It really pops and cheeks out. It's really a gunball character.

Oh, yeah. You look like Richard Waterson when he went on a cut. Oh, yeah. And I just ripped his hell. Like veins of my abs. My necks were like huge. Dude. So we were talking about wings a second ago and I have a wing story from last night. Oh, boy. Hey, wing story. Literally, we were sitting there.

Me and Camden were sitting there is like dead silent. the room is dark. We were both doing our own thing. Wait, can I play some like background? Can I just like make some background like music? Yeah, like you and you okay okay. Okay, so we're just in there and we get a knock on our door. They're like, okay and then we open it and these two are our next door neighbors. They're like, what's some food and we're like we're both we didn't realize, but we were hungry as fuff. So we both grab the, grab their food, we open it and they're like,

The girls were like, yeah, it's actually not that good. So we're giving it to you and we're like, we're like, what? And then we open it. We start digging it. It's the best damn wings I've ever had in my entire life. Like, we had it like, or I had like it all over my face, all over my hands. We ravaged those shit. Yeah.

Order number eight. And then I walked down the hall. Dude, I didn't hear a single word for that story. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it.

I was listening. I was like, when he said it was the best thing ever, I was like, oh, I didn't help with the beat. It was like, it was like, best wings of all times. It was like, you know that clip of mercy, like reaching down and picking up a fallen soldier? Oh, yeah. It was great. The wing above your mouth? Actually.

But now we're friends with them and they have a sink on their side. So now we just go over to wash our hands. Aw. Wait, where are they again? Across the hall. Oh, okay. It's the two people across the hall. A little dog smudge much?

What the hell? Yeah General locations That was really cool And Down the hall And to the left Whoa

Chill Who should have been Recognizing Yeah You're not too much You're going for the family Yeah I actually had a very

Like Probably my strangest interaction yet Oh boy Let's hear it And if you're watching this I'm sorry But this was kind of weird behavior

But um Let them find out through this Let him find out through this What happened was That's so mean What happened was So I was skating out there with my friends And so he's cool guys

And he's a beast My car pulls up And a person gets out And it's like, are you drunk? And I'm like, yeah And then I forget what happened in between that and this But then she was like Can we be friends or is that weird?

And I was like Aw That's kind of cute though, it's kind of cute No, that's pretty weird. You said that? Why would you say that to the person? I did. I did say that because I'm not going to be like, yes.

You got to keep it. What do they have in common, though? What do they have in common? With what? You don't know a thing about them. The thing that is a random person the time of day to figure out what we have in common. The thing that weirded me out the most was that they pulled up in a car. And then when they were done talking to me, they got back in the car and drove away.

It was like a drive-by shout-out. Drive-up. Actually. Like, that was probably the root is my friend. You go, go, go, go back, wait, wait, wait. I want to be, like, how far I can get. Look, this demon in his room. Is there a demon in my room?

You want to be my friend? Yeah, I do. I mean, no, I don't know where to go away. No, I wouldn't have said that. I wouldn't have said it was weird, but they said it up there. They were like, can we be friends or is that weird? And I was like, yeah, that's kind of weird. So they already had, like, the general idea that was going to be weird.

They were just, like, going for it, like a Hail Mary. Did you skate away? I skated away and did a backside 180 and then tops. Yeah, you're like, buzz off punk. Did a cat. Yeah, I've looked him in a corner, but. Or would that be weird? He blew cigarettes, punk in their face.

Does that like a 180 drops in? But no, I've gotten recognized like four or five times now. Jesus, dude. In class at all or no? No. They call them the drunk. What can I say? I be out there.

I do want to bring attention to the one guy, Amen. Who tagged, I think, all of us on Twitter. and said, dude, you're not going to believe this? Actually, it's Amen, and then you like, spelled it right, and then he was like, also you guys are a freaking sweet. So shout out to Amon. Yeah, I saw that.

It was funny. When Amon's friends came out to me, he was like, dude, I heard you shout out Amin on the podcast. I was like, you're going to get that again. We're just putting you in, like, a bunch of really weird, like, social position. Dude, the way you gave him in the one person. We're like giving me all right of instructions. The way you spell Aeman, you'll never, ever guess in a thousand trillion years.

A Y M-A-N. What? A-Y-M-A-N. He told us. No. He got it. Was that an imposter? A-E-E-I-O-U-M-A-N.

He did not say A-Y-M-A-N. E-I-G-H-M-A-N. But I'm not telling you how to spell it. A-E-I-O-U. How do you spell it? I'm not telling you. O-C. I owe you owe me?

No, it's so unique. Like, I had to say off-camera. Really? Is there like a special character? Yeah. There's an asterisk and a number one in the next question. Mario is literally in his name. Judah?

Mario? He said, it's in the name Mark. Wait, I mean, No, no. Larry said it's a special character. And I said Mario.

A, Maure. Bring it. I don't think that's what he meant by special character. Dude, my room is, I'm blue. It's never been more echo even right now. Oh, grunk. Is it A?

And then the E are next to each other? M and a. I just the side character. No. Oh. Pizza. You're close, kind of, but not really. Okay, right.

Let's try to get it. All right. Can we talk about something important? Yeah. Go ahead. Do you know. The fact that this house has now had two haunting things going on. Two,

make it like three. Maybe freaking three. You're all right. Two or three paranormal things that happen. And it's like, it's like back to back days. Yep. Back to back days.

It happened when I went live last night, too. I was like geeking. And it happened when Larry were just sitting in this call. What happened? No, mine was the worst, actually. We're going to talk about the first two, but mine recently when I was on stream literally actually gave me chills.

Okay, okay, let's do it in chronological order. So it started with me. I had one. I had one technically, maybe, possibly. Was it before I was the first? Um, okay. I don't know, but I remember. I remember it did start with mine because I do,

I was like, I was sitting here, 10 hours at the gym, and I hear a knock. It was like, like, like that. And so I was like, okay, someone's outside. So I first said, come in. And I thought they couldn't hear me. So I walked out. I opened it.

I'm like, okay, it's probably. you yell me pulling a prank. So I go to my bathroom and no one's in there. Then Tanner's coming up the stairs from the gym. And I'm like, well, it's just me and Tanner up here. Because Nick has his office downstairs. Tanner's right there. And I heard you

and I was like, why did you say that? Who were you talking to? I was like really confused. Yeah. Well, that was like after because you, you were like knocking my bathroom and you were like, you're thinking that I was in there. No, yeah, that was the other one. Because I heard voices like coming from directly your bathroom. I was like Larry. I was like, Larry.

I was like later. And then I opened the door. And then I'm like, okay, maybe because there's two doors in your bathroom. There's another door that leads to the bathroom. So I knock on that door thinking you're in that bathroom and I go in there. There's nobody in there.

And I go out and I see you coming up the stairs. I was like, were you just in there? It's always when we're coming up to stay. Yeah. There's got to be like a loophole. There's got to be like a wormhole or something. I don't know. Then what happened in the call?

Was that just now? Oh, yeah. That was today. Well, my door is like doing this thing right now where it's just like... And I was telling Nick, it's probably just like the fucking vent, like it's pushing it.

Oh, yeah. But it's like, um... Of course, yeah. It's like rattling it, but it sounds like knocking. Like really, like... No, my door does that all the time. I go to it really conveniently when I'm like talking about.

When I go to my room, when I shut my door, it actually suction, like, clothes. I don't know. Airflow. It's probably something like that's doing that. There's been a few hauntings here since you guys left.

It's been just me. Dude, that's so sad, Isaac. I know, I came outside at midnight and there was just like a goat's head and in the middle of the room, which was a little odd. I heard that actually happens to Texas. I assumed it was, you know, I just brushed it off. But then I got a little weird when the dead babies started running upstairs. Yeah. Really?

And the wall started to push everyone else out of the house. Yeah, it was like, yeah, I started seeing like faces getting pushed through the wall. And I'd say stop and it got, I don't know, like went away. Weird. Like a little, like a little creature to lure you outside and saw a wood elf.

Yeah, no, it was, the wood elf. The wood elf was after the goat, but before the children upstairs. Yeah. Yeah, it was,

the little goblin that called me out. So, come with me. And he was like an elder goblin. It was like, the master chief. The elder goblin. Yeah.

Yeah. I got outside. Yeah. I'm flying you around. I mean, I have something to show you guys. This is just speculation. No,

hold on. Didn't you say you saw the locktest monster on your, Wait at the first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over there. It's like a lot. Yeah, yummy.

Yomi, I do want to hear your story. Oh, yeah, I did have a story. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. To tell his first. Oh, my God. We just skipped this. Yeah.

Okay, so this is definitely, I'm going to admit it. This is probably definitely very coincidence. Has to be a coincidence. It was weird because I think there's a timer on my TV. But I put on the fireplace doing the Yummy method. I put the fireplace on the TV and I went live. And it had to have been a timer because my TV goes off.

Like I saw that and I was like oh okay and the chat was like oh your TV turned off your TV I was like all right all let me turn it back on I turn it on and a fucking like ad for the nun too is like the next thing I see and I saw like the nun staring directly like like at me I was like and I like and I turned it back off and I literally like almost cried it was a scary you know what would be true or you turn it on it's just a picture of your like house you're living in right now It was like a camera angle from the corner of the room. Yeah, it's like to see TV with like the grain and the TV buzzes and the blue light.

Or it could be like a handheld from outside the window into your room. Okay, wait, what happened with you? Wait, hold on. What if it was footage of you in your room like a security camera, but it's like footage that doesn't even exist yet and it was used slamming your head on your desk until you like close yourself. Oh, dude. Oh, totally paranormal activities.

I'd probably. That would ruin my day. You say that. So it's always the worst thing ever that would ruin your day. That'd be nuts. Compassion. It doesn't take a lot for me to my day to be ruined. Apparently it takes the worst thing imaginable.

Yeah, it does take a lot. Yeah, it does take a lot, actually. I think mine was technical issues with my PC. I don't really know exactly. But what I do know is I was live, I was playing a horror game. And I met this little ghost girl after playing for like an hour and like 30 minutes. In real life? I played for an hour and 30 minutes in real life.

And I met this ghost girl in game. And then she was talking to me and she sounded really funny and weird. but she was going to show me something and she was like, look, it's right over here. And I swear to God, as soon as she, like, pointed towards it, my camera panned and my PC black screen and everything reset, my stream crash, I like everything. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, I was watching you and that happened. I saw a clip of you on TikTok where you're just playing siege. They switch cameras in just a foot game. Yeah, is your feet on a while you have a foot chair. What happened? Is that real? Yeah. Were they floating?

Yeah. You're gross-ass floof. You looked so vulnerable. They looked just so soft and perfect. Were your feet out or was like? Yeah. They were out. What was that clip?

It's actually a funny clip. It's in a video. Did you mean to be honest, break the truth? Did you do that on purpose? Yeah, guys. Oh, boo. I don't, man, that's like say magic's

I don't fuck with you. I don't like this. Unreal. What do you think I go on Feetfinder.com and upload like raw unedited fucking footage of my lotioned up feet at my desk? I went on Wiki feet and Yomi's score was 8 out of 10 feet.

Wow. Wow. They gave them 8 out of 10 on Wiki feet. Is that a thing? Wikifee feet? Yeah, look at Wiki feet. Yeah, Wiki feet where they rate streamers feet. Who's the ultimate judge? His name is foot. Foot guy too.

Hold on guys. I got to log into my Footmaster camera. Oh my God. Larry, you know, am I an 8 out of 10? Look up your name. People I know. Okay, let me see. Larry's got to be like a 2 out of 10.

He's got some gross. You got extra large potato feet. Dude, live like that. Leave his potato. That's the first thing I think of when I think of Larry's feet. He has like half goblin feet, dude. He has a lot in front of everybody. My feet are perfect, though, on the other hand.

If you guys are so mean to my feet. I'm Asian women. I can't find you. Yeah, same here. Dude. Yo. Can I talk about something fun that happened with us recently? Remember?

So vague. I don't even know if you can talk about it. Can I talk about something really quick? Can we get the Grung one to show us something for a while? Yeah. Yeah, I'll step back. I got my hands on something quite familiar to you guys. Familiar, right?

Don't even, don't even. Oh! Where did you get that? Wait, hold on. Where did you get that? Where's the one that's already? Where's the one in the house? Isaac, did everyone drink that?

No, I have an extra box of them. I hit it. Wait, what's, where'd you get that? Go ahead, grung. What did you get that? Got my boss coffee at a local market. No way. Dude, are you serious?

What kind of market? Was it like a Japanese market? Yeah, it's just national. Japanese international market. Oh, my God. I'm sure we can find it. They're expensive here. It's like $1.89.

I got extra scammed. I think I got scammed, guys. You got scammed. To be fair, though, in Japan, they're like two cents. They are. They're like less than a dollar in Japan. They're like 98. They're 98 yen.

Should I try this now? Yes, yeah. Actually. Wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah, just It's only 70 milligrams of caffeine It's nothing crazy Yeah, there you go Wait, is it cold? It's a lot better cold

It's a lot better cold It is cold Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright Microwave a microwave, honest review, Honest review Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, It's late in the night, relax, it's fine, it's fine, It's fine, it's fine, in my head,

I didn't even know this was his first time drinking it I thought he's had it before. Oh, I know. Let's see, let's see it, try it. Watch him hate it. He hates it, he hates it, he hates it, he hates I can see in his eyes. He's like,

It's pretty good, actually. Okay, the thing is, the rainbow boss coffee. It's nice and it's calm. It's not like in your face. It's not very perfect. Yeah. It's very nice. It's the perfect balance in between like,

over the top sugar and really, really bitter coffee. Yeah, who was arguing with me about this other one tasting better. What was it yummy? Remember you were saying that it was a Georgia coffee? Georgia coffee.

Wait, yeah. It's good. I think boss coffee is just on top, man. It's just crazy. Because, like, it's such an actually divine blend of coffee beans. Talk on it. I'm glad you agree with us.

No, because like... On the palate. With coffee, I can't get a lot in my mouth or else I actually start to bug out, but with this, I can. It's such a nice amount. It's like a nice amount of coffee, too. Yeah. It's not a lot.

Like, when I drink those, I actually want more. It's boss coffee. It sounds weird, like a weird description. Like, it sounds off pudding, but I like how it tastes a little watery. Like, it tastes like not too strong. Yeah. Common tradition. When you finish the,

when you're finishing it, you got to like crush it as you're drinking it. You can't crush it. It's impossible. It's impossible to crush. Like, squeeze it, like squeeze it a little bit.

It's like still something. Yeah, it's just the toughest thing to squeeze ever. Dude, you got that for mad cheap because I paid a lot of money for mine. We should probably find four bucks each. Yeah, like three or four bucks. And I ordered like, I think, 24 of them.

Why would you do that? Do you remember? It was 45. It was 45. Wow. Wow. I don't care, man. You're kind of like new, but for that one.

So somebody's upselling out the wazoo. They got the boss coffee market on tap. By the way, he's in college, too. He's in the college area. So like, it should have been bumped up even more. Listen, man, if you got an Asian mart near you and there's boss coffee, buy it. Dude, there's no reason.

Now we got to go look in person because it's going to be way more worth it. We'll buy their whole inventory. Wait, do you think that there's one near us? like a Japanese mart. Yeah. I'm sure. We went there. Oh, you did here?

Me, Nick and Larry. Willie, oh, that's why you guys came back with those trinkets and edible arrangements. Bring back Willie vlogs where I'm in them.

Sorry, dropped his courses. Bring back Willie vlogs. No, no, we'll go to you. We'll go to you for a vlog. Okay, Grunk? Isn't that only like... That'd be dope.

Honestly, like, isn't that big a deal to get docs at college? Honestly, Anthony did it. Every dorm looks the same. Everyone knows. No offense, but like, it's like a fucking prison system. So like they all,

you know, they're like to figure it out, right? It is a prison system. You're right. It's like a legal prison. Dude, Nick has been holding on to footage of a Willie vlog for like months and months and months now.

And he said he was going to do it after that video. It's not the right time. It's not the right time. And then after that, he's literally had it for like over five videos. What is it? The Tampa, the Tampa footage when we went,

he said he's not going to post it. You're gay keeping that thing, dude. He's talking about the Tampa footage when we went thrift shopping, right? Yeah. Although that footage was really funny, I just feel like I'm trying to think of a name for it. I want to call it like the lost grunk files

or something like that. Like just something that's just random when I'd just drop it. I don't know, man. I got some good videos. Grunk. Grunk. Drop. Just call it a grunk. Do a grunt time. Drop two videos at the same time

and that was like a bonus extra video. There you go. There you go. You just totally made yummy. recoil. Yomi's like, that's going to hurt retention. That's not going to do well. Right, Isaac? Right, I'm a shit? Then let me upload it. Yomi doesn't not give a shit. All right. You know what I give a shit about

you overthinking the title and not posting it forever? True. Can I talk about the thing that Yummy and I? Call it Discord rap battles for it. That's a good title. Also, 12 pack is $41 for boss coffee. Who is 12? What?

You bought two 12s. I did. At God. Packed God? God. Um, Yummi and I, Yomi and I were just chilling in the living room and there was a tiny little salamander or like gecko thing

in the living room. I always see him. He's always like climbing out of the tree too. Are you guys going to move out because there's now an infestation? No, listen. He was a beautiful little being. He's not an infestation. Yeah.

So Yummy grabbed his little plastic. Shut up. I love with that house, bring him in. Bring out the whole scorpion. Shut up. What do you want? And we grabbed it,

with his like little plastic. rap or whatever, and then we walked outside, and there was a fucking toad. There was a toad outside. So then Yomi took the plastic and grabbed the toad. I'm a video of this like toad like squirming, trying to get out of Yuma's grip. I'm glad you.

Dude, what was that? Turn to hurry. Turn your blurry quick. Why are you blurry? The little gecko, little salaminer thing was in the house. He was so cute. And I was so scared when I was grabbing him, dude. Because like, you know, they're pretty,

they're a lot quicker than you'd think. They're tiny little folks, but they're fast. Fast or fast. So I put my hand down pretty quick to grab him and I thought I like hurt him. Squished him. Yeah, I was so scared. He had a pink little belly and he was so cute. It was like translucent.

I set him down outside and he's like and I like tap the ground near him and he started running. So I was like, okay, he's mine. There was one. There was one here. I remember when we went to like the gas station, there was, dude, there was like a wildlife enclosure that got broken into and everyone escaped because we saw we saw a frog and then we saw a salamander, but you didn't look at it. And then we saw that bore for no reason on the way.

And then we saw that bore. There was a bore. Yeah, what the hell? We saw a wild boar. We saw that boar. Where? I don't know. Like some habitat.

Like two minutes from our last house. I wonder if that's even like legal to like, oh my God, when we're driving there. If it's on private property, whoever owns the property, yeah, they can fucking kill them. That was somebody's poor. Oh, somebody's poor. They're considered pests as well because they kill wildlife and they, yeah. They're invasive.

They're invasive. They're invasive. That's how you come on. Oh, gross half evil. Do you see that? You're half evil, man. Don't you guys? Don't you guys remember?

That's the number. You guys remember when we were first, like when we were first checking out our very first trip to Austin? We were looking at going into a helicopter and like looking at boars from above and shit like that. You mean some people are going to hunt them? Yeah. Yeah.

There's people that like, they buy turrets and then like they just set up a camera. Yeah. They'll mount it on a truck. Yep. Don't go crazy. They get on those eggs. People kill the boars when they're literally like killing their sheep and their cows and like their poor animals.

They're, they're evil. They're evil. So are dear, dude. So are dear, man. They're horrible. Brunk, sit down. What are you doing?

Hey. Oh, wait. Oh, I know what's happening. Get a coffee. He has to get up a coffee. Oh, he's getting that boss. That's that boss dance. That's a ball.

I need to get a laser pointer. So I can, I can shine it out. window at people. And also the planes above you. Yeah, the military green lasers at a plane at a pilot. And then rainbolt. Rainbolt is going to find out. Let's play laser. Let's play laser.

Let's go, Garland. All right now, name your top three favorite lunches and dinners. And then your top three classes. Our spaghetti. Okay, so my favorite meal here is a

Mexican bread. It's a Mexican right. It's like I get these nachos I'm going to show you a picture of these nachos. These nachos. It sounds like a punchline. Man, your mama get

these nachos. Your mama's so fat. These nachos. Damn. You're like disco fried nachos. Your daddy used to walk you from these nachos. Oh my God, you devoured it, buddy. Wait, go back and forth.

Go back and forth. You let him have it. You let them have it. Big guy. Damn. It was like his penis. Grung's butt pictures. It was like a soapy.

Yeah. Cam should blur that. Cam should blur that so it's like funny. It's like your butt? Can't blur a butt over right here. Yeah. You said something else. I said it.

Oh my dude. I actually. You said a giant too. Shut the fuck out. My second. My second favorite is the chicken nuggets from the from the dining hall here. I was right.

And, um, I had a traumatic poop experience yesterday like actually genuinely traumatic I was eating the nuggets as I do with my friends

and then I feel something dropped in my stomach and I'm like wow I was about to if I stayed there any longer I would have erupted I'm serious

what if you tried to fart poop game over and I get it to the bathroom like literally unleash is full, like all liquid. Oh, okay, okay. I was getting like, I was getting like

foamy farts, you know those? Stop! It was disgusting. And like, and by the, and, I was in the dining hall. I was in the dining hall bathroom. Stop. Let me, I'm not even not done.

I was in a dining hall bathroom. Shut the hell off. Bro. Bra. Bro. Bra. Brough. I was in the dining hall bathroom. And, um,

The toilet paper is one plie. So I can't even... Can't even white... No. It's not me. It was buried. Can I... Stop.

Being framed. Dude. Can I tell you guys something really gross? Like, this might be a step too far gross. No. No. I don't know. I don't do it.

I don't know. I feel like I already win a snow. I won't. Do it. But anyways. So... So... I...

So I took that toilet paper. I overlapped it. I overlapped it five times. I folded it five times, right? Your finger broke through. Your finger your butt. No, no, no. I didn't, I didn't finger my butt.

You figured your butt. You figured your butt. You're losing your foot. But then you're figuring your butt. After that, I'm living in the butt. Everybody ain't thinking his butt. I didn't. These conversations lasting so long.

First, I went. You got back to the table. I sat down for maybe three minutes and then I left because I felt so disgusting. I went home. I went back. Did you shower? This happened at a playground?

It happens. At a dining hall. Imagine you're skating. As you're like riding up like a troll of it. That was truly awful. I remember I had like the worst like wet poop of my life and I had a shower. And then Yommy was like, dude, did you just shower? Yeah, there was no going back with that one.

Like, it was like infinite wiping. I couldn't tell myself. I just had to shower. It was like the worst thing. So, okay, hold on. Just to get this clear real quick, we have nachos, nuggets, and what else? There's a third. Oh, I forget we were talking about.

Spaghetti. Thurm. Spaghetti. You could just spitball it. Meatball. Dude. I don't know. They have, like, sandwiches.

They got Subway. here. Subway's yummy. Mm-hmm. Swish. I like subway. You can get subway anywhere. Is there no crazy, like anything else? Is there no like...

Okay. It's cafeteria food, man. You can't really, like... You can't start on cafeteria food. There's a chick-fil-a here, and people act like Chick-fil-A is God himself. Like, I don't even like... It's the Lord's Chiefs.

Try that honey-pomito halpin-a-lino. The line, the line to Chick-fil-A, literally goes around the entire dining hall, and then the line to steak and shake right next to it is, like, two people. Is it all white girls and nothing? White girls are like I love Chick-fil-A too.

I'm here. I don't even like Chick-fil-A that much anymore. Okay, here's the hypothetical of the day because I feel like this one's kind of goaded. Not even done. We're like two dollars.

So we can think about it, so we can think about it. Okay, I'll think about it. You ready? Yeah. Yeah. Bowling with Joe Biden. Okay.

Okay. Or top golf with Obama. Hop golf with Obama Yeah Bowling with Joe Biden would be pretty awesome He's so funny to go bowling with Joe Biden He might actually slip and die

No you might do the thing You ever seen the thing we're like Boom fling it up to the air And like the ceiling falling in the room What ball you want to show? He would try to bowl And then the ball The ball would drag him down the lane

As he throws it He'll probably hit his ankle like Oh my God I feel like you do your first turn And you'd turn around And he's already asleep in the chair, like, sitting up right. Okay, wait, wait, I got one.

I got a hypothetical for us. Okay. Applebee's with Bradley Cooper or Chick-fil-A with Jonah Hill. Oh. Jonah Hill. Chick-fil-A with Jonah Hill. Oh, wait, no, he's like super skinny now, dude.

He can go to freaking Apple. He's not. He's been weird. Yeah, so what? No, I liked him when he was like, pleasant to plug. Wow. Yeah, your friend said that about you and you hated it.

Yeah, that's true. Don't. Remember when I said my friend was like, I lost a lot of weight, and he's like, damn, we liked you better when you were fed. Yeah, Isaac said that's about me a lot. Remember that, Isaac? Man, I'm Miss Fetnik.

That was back when you had gotten, like, shredded. And you started taking, like, dick pics in the bathroom showing me. Yeah, that was a weird face of naked. There's some pictures of you on, like, like, you can just look up your name. It's like, yeah. Your tips, like, pung-o-l-lung-look, like, two-s-a-d-law. Yeah, it's a gift. It's a gift, too.

And it's like, it's like, oh, yeah. That's just not true. I'm looking at the phone of my mouth. I'm looking at my phone, my mouth's watering. I'm like, that thing's big. Your purple uncirculated. Here's at home, go look up softwilly's hard wheelie fitness. Don't, don't do.

Oh my God, I see it. Hold on, I did a hypothetical with Larry this morning. I feel like this one's kind of hard. It's another one. Okay. Warded shaft or a hairy tip. I'm sorry. War.

Okay, wait. I have one after that, but I'm waiting for you guys. You say warped? Yeah, Warden? Warton? Oh. That's a good one.

I thought you said, Bro. That's the Warden Shaft. Like, can you shave, can you can't, but like,

you're gonna feel prickly stuff in the, in the, you know, you know, when you touch it's gonna be, like really like bumpy. Like all over.

Did they come back? Did they come back? It looks like those Halloween pumpkins that are long. It looks like, it looks like a thing for Minecraft. You know the red thing?

That's on social. I just cut it off. I thought you said like warden. Like, who's warded shafted shaft. Dude, it's put things under their fucking dick skin. What is that called? What?

Four skin? There are dudes that make their act. Like, it's like a prison thing, by the way. They like will actually. Oh, it's like a cockering? Oh, prison wall. No, no. Okay, this is a little gross.

But like, people in prison will like put things underneath their foreskin. Sounding. You're talking about sounding. Oh. Oh. No, no, no. No. Sounding is down the hall.

Stop, stop. Stop. Stop. No. No. Oh, man. Okay, yeah, sorry, brother. Anyways, all right, next hypothetical.

Why does Larry know about all this shit, dude? He knows too much. Oh, yeah. Larry's like, duh, oh, no. Oh, no. Duh. Okay. All right.

Responsive tip, like it talks to you whenever, like, you talk to it. Yeah, it's like, it's like, intuitive tip. Intuitive tip. Responsive, intuitive tip. Responsive tip. Responsive tip. Oh, my God. Sentient balls.

Sentient balls. Come on. Don't say what you're about to say, Nick, please. It's not gross, but it's called pearling. Don't. Oh, yeah. That's still gross. You guys are a couple of boys today, huh?

You guys aren't some boys. Like your balls are trying to kill you, but they have no, like, they're just like mad at you all the time. Sentient nutsack. Okay. Hitman Nutsect. Hitman suction. Nuttec. Hey, move it'll lose it.

Unsticking fucking eyes. What are you doing? Sent, Cogny, Nussack Twit. It smells good.

Hey, it reeks shower, will you? Yeah. How's the weather down there? Little moist. A little humid.

Are you bringing me company? Dude, you know what? You know what's got me thinking about? What could be having you think about it?

Dude, I don't think one time in over a year of podcast and we've had a single female even enter this this space ever. They would leave like scar dude.

I think it would be damaging to it. I mean, do we just talking about curling sounding and like everything under the sun? We're talking about a talkative tip. Yeah, we could. I feel like we could clean our act up if we had a few more guests, but I feel like it would also

be boring because we'd just be like talking about what do you mean boring? What do you mean boring? You said we'd hold ourselves back because we're too afraid of We'd be like, so yeah, we started a Minecraft server a month ago. We've been doing a lot of role playing. And we had a casino built.

Oh, God, I'd be like, yo, yo, yo, yo. Talking of Dick or talking to clip. And there would be a twit longer about you that same day. Talking of Dick, sentient Clint. What do you know? Come on now. This has got to be like maybe censor probably. What you want?

Tottie boobies and no butt. Or? Or? Big boobies and big butt. Big boosies are big butt. All right. 13 year olds, let's collect ourselves. Oh, let's talk about.

Oh, let's talk about. I hop with Channing Tatum. Okay. Or Denny's with Jonah Hill. Donahill, dude, bro. All you do is steal stuff. Channing Tatum was not in the mix before. All you do is,

Channing Tatum's like, that's 21 jumps three. Starbucks with Chris Rock. or Dunkin Donuts with Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. Starbucks with Chaney Tatum or Duncan Donuts. Will Smith or Zach Scott. Will Smith or Chris Rock.

And he's shirtless. What? All right. All right. Get your. Get my wife's name out, yo fucking mal. Okay. Okay.

I don't make that one. Chris Rock? Now! Oh my. All right. All right. Here we go. Here we go.

David Busters. Hey, hey, hey, David Busters. Hey, David Busters with I Show Speed. Who is that? Who's David Busters? Who is David Busters? Who is David Buster? David Buster.

David Buster. I thought it was David Busters. That's a name of the social match right there. David Buster. All right. So would you rather David Buster or would you rather I show her? Would you rather Chuck E? Jack in her box.

You want a David in her or Bust in her? All right. David Busters with I Show Speed or Chili's with Adam Sandler. No, Jungle Gims with Kai Sinette. Jungle Jim. What's Jungle Jim? Is that food?

What is it? What is Jungle? The Rock. The Rock? The Rock. Ice skating with the rock? What are you doing? All right.

What are you saying? That was worse than on some of the games and no bacon. If you made it this far, comment down below which one of us you'd want to take to the amusement park with us. If you guys are listening right now, comment Duke Dennis Level 3. Bring yummy. He's like an adrenaline junkie and he likes really fast rides. I love roller coasters, man. When I went on that one at Universal in Japan, I was having, that was like the most fun of my life.

That was so fucking cool. Who was next to me? I was screaming. Was it Tanner or a cage? It was me. You're like an imposter right now. No. When I was riding in a hole, I was like flipping off for everybody.

I'm no imposter. It was so much fun. That was the most fun roller coaster I've ever been on in my whole life. What was the one that you guys went on with the, you come out the tube and you go around the spiral one? We were. The taradactyl, the Jurassic World War, right? I think we recorded it. No.

There's a low light, though. There's the next one when it got dark. Rock and roller coaster or whatever? Probably. Dude, Nick, I really wish that we all, like, knew that we actually didn't have a shit camera the whole time. Wait, wait, yeah. Larry just told me about this today. Yeah, you are. Larry just told me about this today.

Okay, remember how my camera used to do that weird auto-focus thing, right? Like, it was a weird, so, and I thought it was the lens. So I bought Yummy's lens, and I asked about it, and it was still doing it. And it turned out that it was just my camera was on manual. It was just camera settings. Yeah. Both times were camera settings. and the way that he fixed it, it didn't fix, it didn't fix.

And the new camera and new look and the new camera had the same settings and he thought it was like, well, I can't fix it. Yeah, the new camera and the new lens had the same issue. Dude, the low light recordings actually hurt my soul to this day. Like, I've looked through the footage so much of it is low. Like even in normal lighting, like Tanner's room would have it. Like, grunk's room would have it. Like that level of lighting, it would be in like two FPS.

It would do. We're just noobs. Okay, we're just noobs. I remember, it was me and Cage that we're trying to use Nick's camera to record you guys going down that. It wasn't a loop-de-loop. It was like a spiral. Like, it was one of the ones that go like that. We tried to do it with Nick's camera, and it was actually like 7 FPS.

Like, I could have used a Nintendo DS and gotten a better, like, flash. So we ended up just using it as like Galaxy Samsung 8, and it was way better. My team labs footage isn't even usable because most of it is low. light and it's low fbs and then there's 17 minutes where Cage recorded in slow-mo and it's like, it's like one 1,000 speed. Oh my God. I remember that because he found out.

He's like, oh, you were so mad. I just was really upset. I was like, dude, no way. I miss you guys. I think I say that like every podcast. So next time we go back, it needs to be in March or April because I want to see Cherry Blossom trees. We all miss that shit. We just take grunk. Yeah, grunk should go

in Japan. Spring break. You're going to come back from spring break with like the coolest guy. Everyone's going like goddamn like Florida. Like who cares? Yeah, they're going to the keys. They're going to like, they're going back to Grandma's house. I'm going to damn. I need to find out when my break shot.

I got my whole list. You got to come in with a giant conje tattoo in the back. Can we can we stay there for maybe three weeks? No. No. I'll see it three days. like a three-day weekend. Absolutely not.

I would like to stay on the longer than two weeks. You would spend more time on the plane than you would even in the country. Can we just go to like Memorial Day? Like three days? I don't know. Would we have wearing cage and came back? I feel like we're lost without them. I feel like we're relying on them and their planning skills.

But not their camera guy skills. Cage recording. You know what's crazy? If we want to go to some of those things, we'd have to like book it now. No. Surely not. For some of them, yeah.

Remember, it was like eight months advance. Like, Kirby Cafe's, too. Like March is way closer than you think. It's only six months away. Holy don't say that. Do I know I have a spring break? Hang on. No, you don't. You're not allowed, dude.

You get long spring break. You get two weeks of spring break. Holy shit. March is. March is. Mark is. Mark is. Dude, wait, get ready for this.

March is only six months away and March is a quarter of the way into 2024. Oh. Time is an illusion. March is in time. I hate crime. I just, I already started decorating for like fall and like Halloween. I've already started. Dude.

You're so orange right now. Crazy hat. I've spent a lot of, I've done a lot of trips to Walmart to get, I've been like madman cleaning this place. You guys have no clue. But we paid for a cleaning fee. You're dumb, dude. What's at Walmart? They got the, they got the, they got the Halloween decorations.

They're out right now in Walmart. They're out. There's a whole aisle. I promise you. For what? There's a whole 18-foot skeleton. I think I might be Finn this year. Finn?

Can I be Jake? Finneus a Furb? Yeah. What did I say? Finns and Ferb? You said from Finnees and Ferb? Who's Finn? Finn the human, dude?

Jake the dog Adventure Time? Isaac, you're Mordeca and I'll be Rigby. I needed to be that or Loufi. And Yummy can be Benson. Dude, me and me and Camden are actually Mortykeye and Rigby. Dude, I'm not Benson. I think that's a, that's a lot. That's a good that's a good thing.

Dude, I'm not Benson. He could be Mordicay. All right, Tanner, you're a muscle man. Larry, you're, uh, yeah, you are. Larry's, Larry's high five ghost. Yep, I'm a muscle man, he's high five ghost. Or skips or pops. Oh, I'm totally rigby.

I'm totally rugby. You're not rigby. You're not rigby. You're just short, dude. That doesn't make you rigby. What? Oh, wait, you're Benson. Yummy, you have to be Benson, dude.

You are Benson. And loud and angry. Yummy, Benzeman. Benson's really nice and awesome, but he gets comments down below if he's not done. Comment below if you guys to do your job. Well, hold on, wait. Let's see.

What's the best? What's the best cartoon universe that would fit all of our needs? We'd have to get a big one. We've already talked about it. SpongeBob? No. I do not want to be Squidward. You're not Squidward.

I think I'd be Squidward. No, you're Patrick. Dude, how you can't have Patrick? Has been a character, but he's just like, he's like, Isaac's dumb sometimes. That's why. Have you seen the new adventure time special? Hold on, no, I have it.

It's so good. It's so good. Dude, all I saw it was like that stupid stupid spin-off and cake or whatever. Yes, yes, that's it. It's actually goat. Like, I thought it was going to be ass because it's goat. It's goat.

It's goat. Everyone I know has seen it's goats. It shows, literally, it looks kind of goaded. It gets me excited. Because, like, you know how the end of adventure time ended in like in Way Futureville. Yes. In this.

In Fiona and Cake is picking up. It's picking up it in between. Oh, that's actually huge. So wait. My question is why is it starring these people and not like, I don't know yet. It's only on the second episode, but the second episode. Isn't it four?

I don't know. No, that's distant lands. I don't know how long this one will be. You should watch Distant Lands though. I'm going to take a look. I'm going to take a look. I'm going to watch. There's funny things to watch for Britch's out.

Oh my God. Watch the third episode of Distant Lands and then you can watch. this. What about chowder? What about chowder verse? Chowder. That's pretty good. I know you could chowder.

Who'd be chowder? Who'd be schnitzel? Would you want me be schnitzel? Who is schnitzel? I don't want to be a part of this. Roder, raw, rotter,

rod, right, what was the big woman's name? What was her name? Oh my God. She was... Miss... End dive?

and dive? And dive? No, is it the one with the head of it? What? What do you mean? There's the The mammoth. The one with the sicko

daughter's like Hi chowder I made us cookies We're dating Like that one I numn numnums or something Right Numnums

Num num numbs Yeah Mnums Dude what is this Chowder always have manned booms Is that Yeah Chowder had like big purple

boobs It was funny Yeah no he has big tits Yeah Dude They would always jiggle and stuff Wait, oh, I don't know if there's enough of us, but what about, uh, fucking like with, uh,

Flapjack? Who would be, who would be Captain Canuckles here? There's definitely enough of us. I think, I don't know Flapjack either. Grunk would be Flapjack. I think Tanner would be Captain Canuckles. Um, there are really not enough people.

Who's the guy, who's the bartender? The bartender with the candy wife. He's like a creep. He's weird. He's a little weird. Isaac's like Bubby or something. I don't know. Oh, Bubby.

Hey, you are Bubby. How that's a buddy. Can that be the whale? I want to be the whale. Come on, bro. He's not, you've never seen a cartoon. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Foster's home for imaginary friends. There's plenty of characters there. I can't relate. I don't know that either. You guys are weird. No, no, no.

I'm with Yami. I haven't seen that one. I don't think Yvese. Okay. Isaac would be the, what's the red guy? The red guy. Oh,

Will. I think it says Will. You know, is a monkey? I like know of the show, but I don't know any characters or anything. That's a classic show. Wait, what about the grocery one with the bag of chips and the...

I might have dropped for something you've never heard of. Brandy and Mr. Whiskers. Fuck no, man. Gross. What about Oswald? Oswald, the octopus. Wait, Tanner, you're actually Eduardo from... I think it's Coco.

I just can't look. I can't see. This is why I hate reporting. I can't even look at what my friends are looking at. You have a phone. I think I'm the phone. I think I'm the bird. No, Coco?

Yeah, I think I'm good. To be sure that everyone knows guys. Come on. I feel like that's so Raven. I can't even relate to the season. Massy. Pass my time, bro. I mean, before my time.

You don't know if that's so Raven? Well, I've like heard of it. I haven't seen a single episode. It's not a cartoon, though. It's like a real god. I'm kind of joking. Oh. Damn.

What else is there? I mean, there's the amazing world of gumball, but that's like just two guys. No, there's a lot of, there's the dad. There's a whole family. What do you mean? No, there's like for most. You can say Adventure Time is just two guys.

That's true. Okay, I know a little bit of Adventure Time. We could do that one. Dude, you want to hear something they're cool they did in the Adventure Time? What? In the Adventure Time special? So the first episode is just about Fiona. And she's in like the real world.

And all the like Candy Kingdom people are like personified into real people. Yeah. And then she was like, I'm not meant for this world. Then she'd get like teleported. And that's. Spoilers. Spoilers. Dude, it was all over Twitter.

If you haven't seen it, you live under a rock. I haven't seen any dope Isaac, have you seen that new one piece? Dude, no. I've seen clips. It looks good. Wait, is it, I'll say one word and you have to tell me if it's that.

You ready? Yeah. Sky. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, dude, it's so good. There you go, folks. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

wait, are you being, are you guys meming? No, no, no, no, no. They're talking about something nobody knows about. Not in a podcast. No, we, a lot of people. All right, that's enough talking, guys. It's like, it's like, it's like, okay, yummy. Has it in the new sky?

Your hammer went dark and the bug on my screen freaked out. Huh? Oh, really? Where's he at? He didn't really way. What are you, dog? I was trying to, like, scare him with like a tongue. What were you asking, Nick?

I was going to say, have you ever seen my life as a teenage robot? Yeah. Is that what the robot? The girl? Is this a girl robot? Yeah, it's a classic. It's another classic. What about my test?

Oh, Johnny Test. Okay, wait, Johnny Test we can do. Johnny Test is so good. All right, I think. Who's bling bling, bling boy? You. You walk in a steel trap. Johnny test.

All right, who's Duky? What's them? Dooky. I think Tanner is Duky. Who's Officer Black and who's Officer White? See, that's what we could do. We could either do the surface. Because the black one is white

And the white one's black. Good job, Yomi. There you go. He got him. Wait, you know, you kind of like that kid from the Mad magazine. I don't know if you were. Oh, my God. The bull cut really seldom.

What about Uncle Grandpa? Good morning. Has anybody actually seen that show? Yeah, I feel like everyone. I've seen a few episodes. I think everyone's seen a commercial. That was like when things started to go down. People started hating on him.

People started hating on him. He was cool as fuck. All he said was good morning and y'all hated him. Y'all were too mean. He was like, good morning. You're like, I hate this. God he hated him. Like that was good morning and it was cool.

Oh, man. All right. I'll be Johnny Test. No, you're not Johnny Test. Okay. Who is Johnny Test? Who is his sisters? I think, uh,

you're just going to make drunk every main character of every show. You have like a hard on for drugs. Oh, what? What? Is that XQC? It's because the Grunks are most personable person here. All right.

Can I be Johnny Tesch, but he had like a bad day? You're not Johnny Tess. You want to be him so bad. It's Johnny Tess. Look at the fuck. You look like that. I can't look. I can't see you guys.

You're on your phone, idiot. Idiot. You're going to be the blonde hair and a hot guy? Can we use this reaction? Dude, He looks awesome. Holy crap. Either I'm one of the

sister twins or I'm like the hot dude or Johnny Tess. It can be the hot dude. Why am I bling, bling, bling, boy? I don't want to be blingling boy. This is the life of a boy named Johnny Tess. Dude, the theme song to that show is so good. Wait, wait, Larry.

and everyone else also. Come to me this weekend and then I'll take you all to a house show that's in a basement of this guy's house and we're all going to mosh it. Do you know? I don't want to do that. We're going to end up on Twitter

and we're going to be called weird for being 24 and at a freshman party. It's not a freshman party, but I guess you're right. I guess you're right. Yeah, Dream went to a college party with his buddies and it's not a party. It's a show. And it's sick.

And literally last time, I've moshed them on Friday and I had bruises like all over my arm. I got punched in the face. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that the thing where you like flail your arms and shit? Yeah, you're like pushing people off? Dude, what the other? Grunk, I'll be too tired. I'll like take a nap.

No, I literally by the end of it, I couldn't, I couldn't even push anymore. Like my arms were so tired. I was just being, I was like, cardio. That's a good cardio. I don't got that young boy. I don't got that young boy energy, dude. No, dude. Mosh me is so fun.

Grunk, did you ever see that video of those people mosh pitting and then someone pushed a singer into the, like, drum set and he fell over. Never saw that before? I have to find the video. I'll have to show you. There are people, there were people crowd surfing. Like, it was a small crowd and there were people

crowd surfing it. So, oh my, me and my friend, we locked arms like this. We grabbed onto each other's arms and just started spinning around as fast as we could. And then he let go of me and I, like, flew into some girl. Like, I let me flew into her. It's so crazy. Oh, my God.

You're an animal, dude. I feel like people don't see me as the mosher, but I'm the mosher. I want to join you, Graham. People do you. Let me know right now. If it ever happens, I'll join you. Yeah, you need to. There's literally one. There's one every weekend, I swear to you.

At least one every weekend. So come down any weekend. A good one. Can we do like an abstract, like, show, you and I? It's like, we don't know what we do. Oh, my God. We just pick up microphones. We're like, do, da, da, da, da, da, da. I saw my friend's story. He was actually at that.

Like, he was at, like, a show. It was a guy, it was, like, topless. And then he had, like, a chain raft around him, and he was dragging, like, a metal piece of aluminum. I saw him. There's a guy with hoax in his back that performed in L.A. And he was hanging from the ceiling. Oh, I don't know.

And he was singing. Ew. Ew. Yeah. Have you seen those memes where it's like, you know, like, he doesn't have one song where he needs to be doing this. And he's, like, in the air with his feet up. Like, he had a concert.

He's like jumping in the air. I love those. There was a guy at the show last weekend. Like, he was a big guy. And I was scared because, like, I saw him push someone and they went flying. And before it and as a song. As a mosh boss, man. He's like an savage man.

He's like a top of Jerry where everyone turns into like pins. He's like a bowling ball. And the next song was starting, and I realized I was standing right next to him, and I'm like, I have got to get out of here. Like, I got the move right now. You're like strapped on like a backpack in his back. It was so scary. I said, big feet up like a Coke can and throws you in his hand. He literally just walks in and pushes in the whole crowd moves.

Like, it's like shocking. He presses you like soup and he like made him back to you. Dude, imagine Grizzie in a Mosh fit. Oh, my God. Grazy's actually killed somebody. Yeah. Dude, no, grisie. Fuck up.

somebody like for a lot. You can't move him. It's impossible. When he came to our house, like one of the first times when I moved in, he picked me up over his shoulder with like one arm and he didn't even try. Wait, wait, wait. Do you think he's ticklish? He looks like the ticklish type. He does.

He's a cuddler. It's always like the biggest guys, like the strongest guys who are ticklish. He's a big cuddled bear, dude. Yeah, he is. All right, Dr. Disrespect, Isaac Wyden, Rizzied a Mosh bit. Who passes out first? Doctor Dish is me like 6-8? Like this?

He's a football 70 yards at like the 49ers camp. That is athletic as hell, dude. Everybody needs to 4. 70 yards? Yes. Yes.

Dude, no way. Yes. With the 49ers or something like that? Yeah. That's what we was with. Everyone needs to try moshing because I, my first time I literally thought I would hate it, I was scared of it, and I got it in there and it was the most fun thing I've

ever done in my life. Grunk, if I was in that mosh with you, I'd punch you as hard as I possibly can. No. But it's actually, everyone with you put in the back of your hands. I mean,

by a shirt hole in. No, but it's actually, it's actually so sweet though because, like, when someone falls, literally, everyone reaches out their hand

and pick them up. Like, it's so, it's so cute. And then they only hit them back to the ground. Boom. I'll post it again.

Yeah. Like, you're like some emotional, like little beings. It's cute. Emotion. We just like to get a little crazy. We just like to be wholesome.

We just like to be wholesome. We just like to be wholesome. We like to be host. We like to be awesome. What did you say today, Tanner? What did I say today? You said something like critically something side-eye. What the hell did you say?

Oh yeah, you said criminal and offensive side-eye. Not to be confused. What? By the way. He's like, would you say to- Tanner? What did you say the only direction you got? What did I say today?

That would be the future, actually. What did I say today? Oh, that's nice. Oh, criminally offensive. Yeah, I said that. Today I'm 324. Did you get pulled over and they look it up? Like, oh, yeah, I said that, yeah.

Yeah, I said that. All right, you're coming with me. Fuck. All right, come here. Why'd you bring that up, huh? Yeah. I don't remember. Was it awesome?

You guys take, you guys like just go this way with shit and then this way. Bombastic side eye. Bombastic, criminally offensive. All got a side eye. I was like, we go Jim, B.R. Oh, dude,

I remember, I don't know, maybe, did we talk about this last podcast where I had, um, Crosseman Brownies? Cosmgren.

Yeah, we talked about three boxes. No, I did. I shared them. Did I, we share two of them?

You shared two of them. I didn't even eat mine. Huh? I didn't even eat mine. I ate half of one. I don't know. Who is that? I think you were in a way.

I think you found it to me. Grunk's trying to farm Twitter, not Twitter. No. TikTok. TikTok. Whoa. .

Yeah, let's get Grunk ready. Yeah, grung. These glasses, these glasses broke at the show. Whoa! Who is that? Oh, my God. You're too hot. The lens popped out of these glasses and I fixed it.

It's like a five-day-old baby. No. My God, wait. Look, Max. Look, Max. Canthal tilt. Canckel. Canckel.

Romex tilt. You guys just like. Talks like TikTok. Yeah, buzzwords. That's all Isaac does. We go to winter, R.Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. Isaac is the walking TikTok.

I have to keep up with the time. It's like an addiction, dude. Isaac, can I see your screen time? Can you actually tell us what your screen time is right now on TikTok? Yeah, it's all TikTok and Grindr. I think we all should right now. Grindr. Is the recent match?

He's on Wikip feet and Grindr. He's on eggs answer. Okay. So go, type in screen time in your settings, and then you go press W. W donkey? I'm trying. I'm trying.

I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. L. Rabbit. What is that? What the fuck? I can't. I'm making a websites.

El Hefefei will show up at your front door if you say his name three times. Screen time. In the mirror. Oh, I can't say that one. Yeah, don't say it. You always say it wrong. So he doesn't care, but we say it right. And then, listen, listen.

Stop. El Mimente. You guys, go to your. Screen time right now. Look at TikTok. What is your guys' average? Dude, I haven't been on for so long, and last night I actually binged a little.

So that kind of sucks for me. Mine's at like 93%. Mine's like under an hour. I don't care to check it. 28 minutes. My daily average is 58 minutes. My daily average is 9 minutes. Oh, mine's 2 minutes.

What's yours, Isaac? Three hours. All right, fine. Daily average? I mean, look. Most, dude. Isaac. The life of a YouTuber.

Mine's two hours and 21 minutes. No, it's not. What do you guys do? What the fuck? He falls asleep with it on. Okay, wait. He falls asleep to TikTok. He does this.

He's like, and like adventure time is playing like full episodes and he's falling asleep. I had to have fallen asleep one of these days on just like with TikTok open. There's something. What about Twitter? On Twitter? On Twitter? Dude.

My daily average is 20 minutes. I'm a changed minute. My daily average on Twitter is one minute. Mine's 39 minutes. I'm not even kidding. Actually, no, it's 10. I'm sorry, 10 minutes. Mine's an hour and 20.

I definitely fell asleep on TikTok. Mine's 49 minutes. What's your most used app in like? Discord. Twitter. Mine's Twitter. Oh, mine's TikTok. And it's only 5.9 message.

Mine's TikTok as well. My is Discord. Apparently, it's 5 hours and 50 minutes. Wow. Do you get on mobile a lot? Do I not use my phone? Dude, why is MAPS, my third-use app? No, mine's second.

Mine is MAPS is a second. Oh, my God. What? Hour 10 minutes on DoorDash. Ew! You just browse all that. No, you do. You do what we're talking about Doordage.

Oh, mine's 11 minutes for DoorDash. That's for the week. That's for the week. That's for the week. Yeah, yeah. Jeez, dude. Daily average is 11 minutes. Oh, wait, let me see day.

Oh, yeah, it's TikTok so. Okay. Wait, eight minutes on TikTok for day. YouTube X, Door Dash. Oh, day. Oh, day. Day. Day.

Damn, I'm broke as hell. They say. My least used app is PayPal. I'm broke, dude. You never pay people, bro. Hey. Oh, geez. Two.

Two. Two. I was a week in other days. Yeah, no, I have eight minutes on TikTok, dude. Yeah, I have... On days, just two hours and 14 minutes. Now, but listen, Isaac, you are insane

when it comes to, like, recollecting songs, music, and then also, like, trends. Part of it has to do with TikTok. I won't lie. I am not a fib. But you've always been good at, like, recalling music.

Even before you're on that TikTok shit. Not really, dude. what TikTok's like they have Isaac is the trend hopper Trend hopper He hops on it Oh my God He's on it

Way to go guys I am good at remembering songs though Thanks yummy But it's mostly songs that are like popular Like the one you came into my room While you're moving You're like what's that song to goes Nour

Nah nah No I'm like Yeah Yeah Because I've You take the time I just take the time to like

look at the audio and remember the name and like remember like I mean I can recognize the sound but I don't remember the name or nothing a lot of it's also because I use the songs in videos dude what is that what he has a barnacle on his foot oh no man oh my god is like broken shit what is that smirfing you're smurfing a little bit

he's a smurf dog dude you got the blue barnacle d'o ew it's like an entrance way Walk in. Wait, put your other hand underneath it like a Gates to hell. This is

a little finger This is what you see What we got Welcome to the Snip to the Anteater I'm like

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