The Group Chat - #72 - We Shut Down An Applebee's

Episode Date: September 15, 2023

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My little white transcripts at all. Squarely Bob. That's why transprits is right there. Is this episode 73? 72. Is that Jimmy? It's a Nathan Fielder from Isaac.

You should send them your old like very first edition stickers. Yeah, wait, Grunk, do you want a sticker that has my profile picture, but it doesn't have an arm because I didn't know how to grow them? Wait, wait, no way. I have to go find them. There's there. Oh, I remember that sticker. Limited edition.

Ten, one of, ten. One of them. Stickers. They're like first edition Charzards. And if you keep it in really good condition. They actually are. Because they're like errors. And they're like, like, like a, did you make them in paint?

No. Well, yeah, I made the logo in paint. But I got the stickers, like, professionally printed because I was like, that's so cool. to do that. Oh, is that... What are you? Yummy? Is that the soft

Willie merch? Where? Where did you go? Where'd you get all that canad dough? Yeah. Canada dough. Canada.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. When I gamble, all I play is roulette. Because I swear I'm the roulette God. I'm walking. What? For a gambler that's watching, what? Pick the color.

Me? Yeah. All right, guys, if you're on the table right now, just go ahead with black, man. trust me going with black. Let's know what that works. If you're listening, Red 21, put all your life savings on it. That's it.

The whole mortgage. The whole mortgage. Your mom's bank account. Liquidary. Red 21. I want to tell you guys about the gambling stuff because it was kind of crazy. So we walked into a little casino. We were like, yo, what to do, what it is, what it is.

I went to Canada and I was hanging out with the boys, some boys, you know, like, like Smitty and all those guys. Smitty and Gritty and Gritty and Biddy and Dritty. And, and. We went gambling You know We hit up some we hit up some stuff We were getting to some crazy shenanigans

Some mafia shit Some dark shit Yeah something some fuck Yeah some black market shit Something light I pulled out 300 Canadian I was like you know I'm feeling a little crazy to not I want to have fun 20 euros right there

So I want some fun And first thing I played I won some good money I just hit roulette and I won I actually don't think I lost any money on roulette And I took I won like a hundred bucks I was like positive and I was like, let me go see what I could do with this hundred bucks. Went to my first slot machine ever lost all 100 bucks in two minutes.

Yeah. It's so bad. I'm never playing slot every. Yeah. Sloters. By the way. Just like I figured out about crane games. Did you know that crane games, you're able to.

Wait. The same way. Crane games, there's an adjustable setting that they choose the amount of power that they grab until every like so-and-so amount of times that someone activates it. So like it'll like, it'll like. It'll, like, fuck up. It'll fuck up. But if you're, like, the thousandth person, it'll grab the prize.

How's that allowed? It's the same thing with casinos. That, like, ruined. You know about anything. But guys, keep gambling because he could be the thousandth user. Could be out of the thousand people. Listen, all this is a thousand tries, that's about $1,000. But the reward is you get the 10x or so.

Do you want to know where I learned that from? Would you learn that? Yes. Yeah, Gamer subs have, Gamerysup bought Moist Critical. a crane game that goes in the background of his thing. And they were talking to us about all the settings. You could have difficulties. You could have it to like people don't win anything or you win every fucking time.

It's insane. Whoa. That's actually crazy. Is he had a shot because we know that? We're going to kill, man. That's like I don't think we should know that at all. Well, there's an RTP with casino. It's like real.

It's way more. I think there's a lot more like legalities that go in for casinos. I'm pretty sure because there's like a 90% RTP usually plus. I think it has to be above or something. Yeah. Are you talking about like for their games? Like on average. Yeah.

So if you suck, you suck. That's just how it is. You just, you can gamble stupid. But anyways, yeah, slots are a scam and that's where all the zombies play. I gambled stupid one time.

Well, hold on. Hold on. So I like walked back with my $300 and then I kept playing roulette. And the splits, I've never seen the splits on the, on the colors that,

like, so, like, different. It was, it was 55, 45, 45, black and red. Like 55% of the time, it got up to like 56, 57.

It was hitting black. I was like, holy shit, this is insane. It would go on a string of black for like four and it hit red like once. And then it'd go back to black for four, hit red once. And I was like, all right, bro. Every time it hits red, I'm going straight on black.

Or if it hit red like twice in a row, I'm going straight on black. And I turned the $300 into like $1,200. And I was like, I'm done. I'm out. Oh my God. No, it's so crazy. Because like, our brain tricks are freaking

head because it's like, it's like, it's 50, 50, 50 every damn time. It is, it is. But since we see that pattern, we're like, okay, then that means it must. But what if there's influence? What if there's influence with the person throwing the ball? Like, you never know. Like, what if they spin in a certain way? Why would they do that?

Like on an accident. Maybe they're doing it. Maybe they want to take your money. So look, there's like muscle-bide connection. Maybe they're just throwing it. Was it one of those stereotypical wheels where it had like the slots that were like this way and then this way and like the ball would hit, like, depends on how the ball hit. You know what I'm talking about?

Like, I can look it up. It just looks like a traditional roulette table. But yeah, I see what you're saying growing there definitely is that argument. But after you see a string of it, like for over 20 numbers in a row, you're like no fucking way. Like, I know, but still. I know. Statistically. It worked, though.

I'm just saying it did work on that night at that time it worked. Dude, I got to tell you guys my comeback story from when I went gambling for the first time, like a casino for my 21st birthday. Did everybody start clapping for you? Dude, I think the entire casino got up and was like, like, they started like so many. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because when you were 21, you were in Washington. Was this casino like a house with like one dealer and one guy? No, no, no.

Dude, Washington has crazy casinos. The dealer is like a bar, like a beaver. Dude, you know why watching as crazy casinos? Because there's a lot of like reservations. There's a lot of like reservations. Yeah. And they own like crazy casinos. Like they have like something called Lucky Eagle.

And I went to Lucky Eagle. That sounds awesome, dude. Lucky Eagle. Lucky Eagle. I went to Lucky Eagle. I don't know if it's like like, like, no, it's like far away. So I went to there and it was my 21st birthday. And I got some drinks.

I got some more drinks going on. I was getting crazy. I was doing some drinking. I hope you said a whole lot better. I started like singing. And then like, I was like, okay, I see. Tell me if you, stop me if you know this one. I saw the Buffalo.

I saw the Buffalo. Yeah. Buffalo. I was like, I got to hit the Buffalo. And I didn't know how to do it. So I lost $300 in like 10 seconds. What's the Buffalo? Oh, it's like the craziest slot machine in the woods.

It's a crazy slot everything. Buffalo. What do you win? There's a hurt. of buffaloes that appear. And there's a guy that's like, it's like,

Buffalo! Yeah. And then they're like, they're like, they like run at you. Like a bunch of queens. You ever see that clip? You ever see that the video

or it's like my friend playing Aris survival? It's like a bunch of like green screens of animals running out of crap. Oh yeah. That's what it is. It's a herd of buffalo

and like coins are falling out of the sky. Oh my. It's like one of my favorite. I did a stream once time where I was like, I had this effect where the little, like, casino shit was like falling down

and it was the same same thing I was like whewo-woo I got like I have a moral of the story the trick the 10x your money to go into the casino

if you lost $300 like me find the dustiest oldest machine nobody's ever used ever I went to the very back of the entire like warehouse of slot machines

and it was something called like Squids Revenge I don't know I don't know what it was called I don't know what it was called and I fucking made $400 by just like sitting there for like five.

Yeah, on a slot. Oh my God. I made like, I profited $100 because I found the dustiest machine of all time. The dustiest. So there actually is a mission. There's a method to like winning a lot on the slots. You know who taught me this? Jimmy here.

Jimmy here goes to different like slot machines and he waits because some people are like really close to hitting like a certain like prize or something like that. It's actually like keep gambling. They'll just walk away. Not really. Realizing that they have like either more spins, I guess, or that they have like other... They just have a closer chance to hitting that one. It's called a minor win or something like that.

Okay, minor win. Nerd. Come on, dude. What? Is it called minor? I don't know. No. I just, I can't believe that the goblins that sit on the slot machines all day and they're just like...

And they're like... Have you seen all those old people, those old Gators doing that? There's a guy who's like not a phone in sight. Truly beautiful. Oh my God. They're sitting positions. They sit all crazy. They get no.

Dude, it's so sad. No, no, it's sad because me and Isaac went to like a gas station. Remember Isaac? We went to a gas station and they had like one swap machine. And there was this guy with like a big trucker belly and a hat. It was like 120 p.m. He was just like, like,

like pressing buttons. Dude, no, my gas station he used to have those. It was like a row in the back, a row of a slot machines. And it always would be like a bunch of like really depressed fucking people. Oh man.

You lose. You lose. Dude, it's, I felt so bad. He gets like a spread leaves. So after losing like a hundred bucks. Just kind of like get a cigarette and leave. I think the worst part is that they like, they get every.

addictive vice that can potentially exist is allowed in casinos because they want you to reference that in your brain, like with the addiction of gambling. So like you can smoke on the casino floor because they want you to smoke and gamble so that that addiction is linked. You can drink. They'll even bring you drinks sometimes and take your drinks away from you. If they see you there long enough, yeah, they'll take your cups away. They'll make it as easy as they can for you. If they see you there long enough, you'll get free spins. Sometimes you'll even get free drinks.

They want you. They'll let you sleep. there. They'll give you free things. If you're a high roll and keep on gambling, they'll give you They have people. Go ahead. Yeah, I went to a fucking eat. Sorry, I went to a casino. And this lady was just like, literally came up to me with like a platter of drinks.

And she was like, she said her down right in front of me. I took two sips and I started gambling and she took it away. I was like, oh, excuse me. And she didn't even listen to me. And then I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck? I was like, I don't even though. I don't like it. I hate Vegas.

I was like cigarettes. Yeah. There's a lot of depressed people around. Like, no one's smiling. Okay. I hate it. They're not depressed. The only time I would want to go to a casino is when I own one, baby.

Come on. There you. Come on. Do you go to a casino? Come on. Dude, you hear what Nick said? They're not depressed. They're looking for a new life, dude.

They're inspired. Okay. See us go, McGee. They're inspired. All right. See us go, McGee. See, listen, listen, listen. You go to the casino and you see a bunch of junkies.

I go to the casino and I see much of artists. They're all in a two case and it gets really close to something you like claw out your screen and make it go a little far. It gets bad, man. CSGO cases are probably like the worst form of gambling because it's like

the shittiest one singular slot you could ever play in your entire life. Because it's like fake money too. Yeah, it's like I mean you could turn it into it but yeah, most people don't even know to do that. So, you know. There's people that don't know just like fake money and they keep it.

Yeah. Also, it'll, it'll fluctuate. It'll change. And you can honestly have like something really good. And then if you don't sell it. Someone else gets it. It just becomes pennies, man. You went from dollars to pennies. My lap normally large right now.

It's like I look weird. Yeah, you set up. You're like an iron giant right now. You have like a pinhead right now. I don't know. I've never sat this straight in my life. I'm going to say it, Isaac. You look huge.

I'm going to tell the world. Wait, wait, wait. I feel better. I feel better. Let's go and we got to. Some of the things that happened this week, though. Okay. Because yesterday, there's a lot of things happened yesterday that we could talk about.

But we have to talk about, there's been a lot of these. Let's talk about the move for a second. Because Isaac lives with us now. Oh, yeah, Isaac's here, by the way. You guys don't know this. I'm here. Yeah, I'm in, I'm in my new room, my new room here. I share a bath in with soft willy.

I made that shit. Holy, man. That shit is. I'm not going to lie. Be real. Be real. Listen. Listen, I stepped into the shower and I realized that my bar soap went from the little ledge that's like embedded in the wall.

And then you put it on to that like the suspended thing that you like you hang up yourself. And I was like, damn, he's so sweet. He actually took all my stuff and moved it over. He could have totally left my soap that I wipe my balls with. He could have left it there. Oh, shit. I know. Oh, wow.

I went to see what gender was and it was ball set, dude. I saw that you actually moved it over and I was like, oh, he's adorable for that. He doesn't care about germs. I put like potted plants around and it's like great. So Nick was worried he was worried about like just sharing a bathroom in general

and he wanted to with Larry originally because Larry's like known to be like clean and like high- Hygienic We kind of are on the same way He was worried I walked by to Tanner's room and look at Nick's bathroom

before you moved in it is like somebody died in there dude fucked up there's like close to everyone I was like no way in the open What?

No this one I kept it clean I kept it clean for eyes sake, this time around. And I will keep it clean. Dude, it looked like somebody blew up in there like the first few days we lived here. There was just like, oh, before I was there. Well, there's a reason I did that. There's a reason I did that.

It's because when I took a shower, I left the shower curtain on the outside of the tub. So there was just a giant pool of water on the floor and I had to dry it up. And I didn't have towels. You used your clothes? I had no choice. And I tried using a shirt and shorts. It didn't work. So I just kept putting clothes.

We didn't have towels. You know what my pet peeve is? Is when you shower and I walk past, the fan is on, the heat lamp is on, everything is on. And it's just like, it makes me so mad. Just like turn the lights off. I don't know why. I think it's my weird. You're freaking out.

He's fazziting. When I open my door, it's like a long, really scary hallway. So I just need light. Okay, I'm sorry. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I apologize. That reminds me.

Dude, when I first moved in to this dorm, I was on call with, I think, Larry and Isaac, like, hell late at night at like 1.30 a.m. And like, the fire alarm went off. Oh my, my dude. I've never been so scared of my life. I've actually never been a lot for growing, dude, that was a terrifying. I thought I've heard that. It's now active. Like, I'll mimic the alarms because

boo, bo, bo, and it says a warning. There is an emergency. Evacuate the building. Like, like, this is a test. Nothing like that. It was just like, this is a warning. Evacuate the worst case scenario.

No, I. And then he thought there was a shooter in the building. I'm so serious. I'm not, can you? I looked at Grunks face and I saw the same thing. I was like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, it was, it was so loud. It was terrifying.

Like, for that late at night, like, it was, I was about as to go to sleep. It was just, boom. I'm not kidding you, dude. I was literally, I was bracing myself. I was, I was like, I'm about to see Grunks death. I'm about to see Grunk. And it's calling.

And it's cold up and it shy of the head. When the voice started, when the voice started talking, I thought I was going to say, lock your doors and stay. your room. But instead it said it's evacuated. That would have been

the fuck that one. I would have been crying. I would have been crying. Yeah. I actually would have cried. Oh my God. Wait, girl.

That'd be so scary. What? You got like a haircut, bro. Look at you. I did. I did. It's a haircut.

Look at that shit. Let's do a 360. Okay. Okay. That's a hair. Your hair looks a lot healthy. Did you just shower? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. I got to tell you guys so the, so the, the hall across, the door, or like, straight across the neighbor.

The girls. The girls shower with a girl shower and the guys too together. Yeah, the girls and the boys and the guys. Talking about the girls were you with them or something or pizza or whatever you had? The dicks and the boobs and the pizza? There were girls. They said they were cool or something. Yeah.

Yeah, they are cool. But there's like always like four or five girls in there. And they all have like. No. No, it's their room. Shower. But their room does have a same. though. Their room does

have a sink, so that's really nice. But no, they all have really curly hair, really thick curly hair. I don't know why I turned into Squatward. I turned in a smearing. And you're up cold with the same time, kind of intrigued. Showering?

I'm explaining the new job. All right, sorry, gosh. So the girls have a sick. Showering. They give you like hair tips. They have really thick and healthy hair. And literally this weekend, we had a hair day. And they just, they just, like, they just redid my whole shit and got it right.

Wow. No one here in Austin. I can do it. I can do it. Like, good hair, bro. Larry, come here.

We can do it. I know. I have to. I don't probably have to do it. No, it was actually life-changing. They put, um, so they used their shampoo and conditioner on me, which is like, no, I don't know what it was,

but it was something. And then this was the kicker. This was the kicker. They used. leave-in conditioner after and just, like, had it stay. Like, I didn't dry it at all. I literally just let it sit down. Like, I sat down for, like, three hours and let it dry, air-dry.

And then I shook it. And then my hair was so curly and wavy and luscious and shining. Like, it was insane. Perfect. Yeah. I got to find, like, someone who knows about hair because I am struggling. I think I've tried everything in the book. I've learned so much.

Like, this literally changed my life. That experience changed my life. Can you shut up with your bowl cut ass? I found a really cool place you can go to. It's called Big Nuts Cuts for Boys and Guys. Big Nuts right next to a 420 smoke shop. Wait, Big Nuts cuts for Exchange Buts.

And what's crazy is? I thought I was doing a great job to take care of my hair. I was not. You looked a little like coldly, so I'm not going to lie. Like, no offense, but. No, it's okay, I get it. It was just really, it was frizzy. It was really frizzy.

It looked weird. It was frisely. Damn. I didn't know how curly my hair was until he did that. But it's like, it actually like, it's full on wavy curliness. It looks like you're supposed to have that hair coat for like every. He's got the tsunami head.

Dude, you should get no twer any wet twerking butt parties yet, man. No, no twerking butt parties. I'm not, all right. I'm not interested in the twerking butt parties, dude. Like, what do you like that? I'd rather just sit in the dorm. No. Yeah. Last

week, last with, on Saturday, we went out to the park and we were like a laying in a circle, looking, and we were under a tree, and we were just looking at the sky, and a spider was just, like, suspended, like, coming down really slowly as it does, and everyone, like, freaked out. Did you touch it? You couldn't have been Spider-Man.

Oh, yeah, true. Did you touch it? I saved it. I got a stick and saved it. Oh, that's cute. Because they were trying to kill it. They were trying to kill it. Well, they would have if they got their hands on it.

I wouldn't kill that. What does that come? Yeah. I'm doing L-SB. It's biotin. Biotin. You're microdosing right now? I'm microdosing biotin.

No, I'm on my hair shit too. This is biotin, collagen, peptide. Why are you drinking it? Dude, that's a weird. I've never seen a way to take biotin orally. You got to put it on your tongue. You got to put it on your tongue, let it sit for 30 seconds and then swallow it. Does it taste good?

It tastes like berries. Do that with like your hair or you put it in your hair or something. Yeah, I know. I thought, I bought this. I originally thinking it was an oil. Thinking like, like, oh, what is like your tongue? What is there, like, a label of misreading and, like, you get, like, a recall eventually, and you find out that you were never supposed to eat it in the first place?

No, that's not. The inside, oh, my God. What is the inside of her mouth is full of hair? Ew. Oh, you talk. It just sounds like hair. I got hair. I got her big ones.

You lost shaving your teeth. Ew. My teeth get, like, dander and stuff. Like, start flaking. Whoa. Ew. Imagine having to shave your teeth with the razor, like, on the bottom. Like, oh.

All right, topics. Uh, Isaac moved. and the process of that was, you know, it was a lot. Pretty pretty good. So why was his so much worse than ours? We did a great job. Hold on. I have a question because this is the outsider view looking in.

I was gone. I was out of town while they moved to Isaac in. How was, you guys made it sound like his was worse than all of ours combined. His was bad for one person. First of all, his bed frame was, oh my God.

His bed frame was so bad. I mean, it was way worse than anything we've carried like before. It is, I don't know what is in that thing, but it's just so little. So, yummy. Yeah. Imagine, like, your, um, your desk.

Remember how your desk was awful? But now it takes, it takes, it takes, you and I were kind of able to do it, right? We could switch off. All four people needed to be on that desk or on the, on his bed frame. And then he didn't take it apart. No, we had to put it in the garage. You didn't take it apart. You know, I should have had a company come take it apart.

Maybe. I could have taken it apart, but it was just like, I don't, I don't. No, man. You still can. You still can. It's in the garage. I'm going to have to have a company come take mine apart because they threw that shit together with it. They should they get to get with the devil.

Power drill, bro. They power drill. Until I heard it like on the end of it. And I was like, bro, I'm not getting that apart. Like, they're going to have to come get another power drill and take that shit apart. We already own a power drill. I feel like I'm just going to break it, bro. I don't even.

The way they built it started permanent. Like I was never going to move that bad. They were like, they didn't. been playing on me moving that thing ever. Also, wait, yummy, yummy, you're the only person here, I think. Maybe Soft Willy that has the three monitor stand that goes on the back desk. It's just you and me, Isaac. Okay, so.

It's horrible. It's not even good. I don't see who's that. Yeah. Isaac got smack in the fucking head. Imagine that. Yeah, I was carrying mine. And I felt like I would have been able to carry like a full grown adult unconscious.

better than I could have carried this monitor stand. Yeah, I had it was, it was moving. There were monitors like going so close to the ground. One of them like swiveled into the, and hit me in the back of the head like a cartoon. It made like a sound effect and everything. Me and Nick had to carry it. It was impossible.

It was just me. It was one man's job. It was so hard. Nick had it like this on the bars on the side for two. And then they were like swive towards me. He was like, wait, wait. And I was like grabbing the bottom.

I was like, dude, what are you going to do? Like, I don't know what to do. So I grabbed the bar on. I was pushing it towards him while he was holding it. It was still so weird. That's, there's always a traumatic, like, moving big objects experience, I feel like.

Because my dad, he's like, okay, we're not going to take this shit apart. We're just going to move it all in one go. And I'm like, okay. And it's like the biggest TV set I've ever seen in my life. And we're trying to get it through the front door. And I'm, like, carrying it backwards downstairs. One wrong move, and I'm literally dead. Like, that thing falls on me up.

So it's so scary. Moving. Moving Isaac's bed frame was by far one of the... We had to put it on a dolly. We had to put it on one of the four-wheel thing and then you roll it out and stuff like that. But the pain of the ass, it wasn't that scary, but it just sucked was the fucking beanbag.

This beanbag was so difficult to grab. It was impossible to grab. But moving it out of the truck... Because it kept shifting, like, the weight. The way was like... Why didn't she put one person under it on their back? We did. That's what we did.

I did that at the very end. When we moved it out of the truck, I got under it. But you couldn't do that, I guess, when it was on the floor originally. We just never thought of it. Also, the truck was, like, higher. And when we moved the beanbag, it was on the ground. It was just, it would have been easier.

What if Isaac's bed frame was upstairs and you guys had to bring it down? Would you have died? Well, yeah, we still, we would have to move it upstairs and we can't. You know how that curve is. We would have to disarm it because that, because disarm is, it wouldn't. Yeah, that thing has a gun. That curve, no. So we have to disarm it, make sure that it's not going to kill anybody because it's violent.

I have three. moving things that I want to talk about. One is a question. Have you guys ever been moving? Because I've moved a lot. And I've had a couple of these experiences where you move something and something goes wrong and it's just like silent. Like you drop something, something breaks. And it's just silent afterwards.

No one says anything. You don't have enough energy to like. It's just awkward. So I had a box of books. I had to move down to the basement one time. And I had it on the top. It was an unfinished basement. So it was straight wooden stairs.

There's no carpet, nothing. And it was so heavy. It was the heaviest box of like full, like hardback books, a big fucking box. And that's heavy, dude. I couldn't carry it. It was like too awkward for two people to carry it because it was like kind of, it was just awkward. Yeah.

So the stairs were really steep and I was really confident that this, this could just go over the first lip of the stairs and just slide all the way down. And I was like, I'm going to do it, guys. Don't worry. I got it. I was like, Mom, I got this. She's like, Blake, don't do it. And I was like, it's going to be fine.

I put it on there. I let go. And all you hear is, and all the books fly out on the bottom of the basement. There's a whole video of it and everything. No way. No one said it as single way. I just look back.

And then like five seconds later, you'd hear like, I told you that was going to happen. And I was, and then that was it like the video. It's like A. America's funny. That was kind of like AIFV.

And then there was one time where this person I knew had to have like similar to tanners, but way more complex, this bed frame. that was almost like a hospital, like medical bed, I guess, where it had all those like hydraulic, uh, left by hydraulics in it. Where they,

they can lift with the bed frame and had like a full platform and everything. It was like probably four or five hundred pounds. It was probably like 400 pounds. We had like 350 to 400. Mm-hmm. Dude, oh my God. It was so, it was so bad. It was upstairs too.

And had like an angle like how our current stairs do. Scariest thing I've ever had to move. And, um, so. And I guess the last. last thing was how Grunk was talking about with the dresser. I also had to move like a dresser type thing down a staircase. And I swear to God,

my shoulders were behind my heels. Like, I was like this. It's like human law-defying shit you have to pull off with the heaviest objects ever. And like, my dad is always like, my way, my way, my way, go this way, this way, this way. My way, my way, my way, my way, my way.

Yeah, yeah. And he doesn't, he doesn't account for like his left and my left. So he's just saying left left. No, my life. Not that long. No, other words. It's so bad. It's so bad. Do you, sorry. It's fun, man. It's so fun. I love, I love moving kind of. Not entirely, but I do

like the fact that like it gets me up and fucking doing something that's like I like the hustle. The hustle is great, especially when you're like, all right, let's just do everything, fuck it. And then you're saying it and you're like, yeah, yeah. Remember what happened? Remember what happened when we were like moving all of Isaac's stuff? And we were like, all right, well, we don't want to, we want to go eat something, right?

So we were so hungry. We didn't eat for like over 24 hours. And everyone was like, oh, I'm so hungry. I want to go. I'm like, no, trust. Like, at most, just like get something from a gas station, eat it real fast. And then when you're done with everything, then you can eat. Because you're not going to want to eat a big meal and then have to go back to moving.

You want to get everything done. So it was like the same thing. Snick was, dude, snack was like healing. That was crazy. I have a question. Yeah, scrub. And all your time living together, have you guys cooked dinner? Oh, yeah.

Only a couple. Sometimes I go crazy and I make my little rice and meat concoction. And I'm like, I make it for like three days. And then I just never do again. It's just a meat tube that's sitting on the fucking stove. Oh, that's my meat tube. Yeah, I'm just sitting there. 973 leaf.

Put some rice. It's a classic meal. Some bar. Sweet baby. raised barbecue sauce? I've made my fair share of like really insane gruel, man. Gruel. I call it gruel. It's just like stuff you put in the burrito and eat.

It's crazy. It's really really good, but it takes a long time to make. Those are the only meals I've ever cooked was rice and meat and my slop, my cream of wheat. Cream of wheat. Cream of wheat. Cream of wheat. Cream of wheat. Cream of wheat. I'm just only eating like liquids or like rice.

Yeah, I haven't really made much either. So, like, when I lived in Vegas and when I lived alone, I did Hello Fresh every week. Like, multiple times a week, I'd cook a lot. But living here with five people all sharing one tiny fridge, it's impossible to do Hello Fresh. It takes up so much space. Dude, to last fridge. It might show bad. It's like as soon as you came in, do that fridge.

It might be impossible for you, yummy. Because we're going to get the other fridge and then we're just going to put it into the garage. And if you really do want, that garage refrigerator can be like for anybody else. Right? Like, just won't have water. Yeah, I'd say no leftovers in that garage fridge because we just throw so much leftover shit in that little fridge. Yeah, we're never going to go into the garage.

This house, this house has four, it would have four refrigerators then. The two mini fridges and the two big fridges. So, all I'm saying is Isaac loves drinks and he loves leftovers. Isaac, you save your leftovers like you're never going to see it again. You save your leftovers that are months old. You're like, I'm going to eat that one day. My mom told me that. My mom told me all the time.

What makes me sick to my stomach is when you save sushi for five days and then eat it. You save sushi like sushi when extinct and he's like, oh, and hold on to this as long as I can. And it like leaves it. Yeah, and it's raw fish, raw fish. It goes bad in 12 hours. That's how you treated it in 12 hours. I got, but it's so good. No.

But it's a lot. Dude, you're going to make this house like risen evil, dude. Yeah, the avocado is the same round. The rice is crumchy. It's like the worst sushi you've ever seen. Oh, my God. Leftover sushi is disgusting. I'm sorry, but like anything that's...

It doesn't even taste good. Yeah, it's really gross. It's so hard. It's like there has to be like a miracle for it to look or taste and feel like... I'm talking about... What do you keep it? Isaac, I'm talking about... Come on my...

I spent my money on that. I got to eat it. Dude. Bro what. Bro. Bro. I'm talking about like that imitation crab with the with the avocado and shit like that. It just tastes so bland.

A California roll? Yeah, like, if that's cold. If anything, a California roll would be the... easiest thing to like put in the fridge. That's the saddest part is it sucks. What? Yeah. Think about like the raw tuna. Like that. The raw tuna's bad.

You can understand that. I can understand that. But California rolls like, that's like crab. The only thing that all go bad is like the rice. It's so gross. It's really crusty. There's something going bad in our fridge. You sick free.

Oh, you guys have a fridge? Keep it in there. No, keep it in there. Oh, damn it. As it will come over and eat it. There was, um, I'm trying to think of an item I found in the fridge. That was really bad. It was like

Ooh It was like Subby It was like brown soup It was like some kind of soup It was like Meiso And I opened it was the

It was the brino And I opened it And it was like gelatinous It looked like cube jelly Oh yeah That was the ramen That was the fat Isaac knows

That was wrong Yeah I ate Is it's like For the fucking refrigerator He's like He's like He's like a librarian

He's like He's like in a perfect Ordin Oh yes You're old sushi The system for food, so this is going to go here. The chilies from two months ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nothing made me more mad than the one time I opened the fridge. I saw four, like, family-sized bottles of ketchup, and then, like, eight things of milk. And I was like, guys, like, what the fuck are we shopping for? Yeah, why do you guys keep getting ketchup when there's like a bottle? Dude, no, he's addicted to. Okay, I like my fair share of sauces, too. But, like, I said, can you get mustard?

We need mustard. He's like, yeah. He forgets mustard, and he brings back more ketchup, and we have eight things of ketchup in the pants. Isaac, you treat it like you use it one time and it's immediately gone. You need a new one. Dude, who's the Uncle Gerald fuck in the pantry with all his sauce like displays that we have now? Dude, stop.

That's G. Hughes and he's the goat. G. Hughes is the goat. He's pictures of G. Hughes in the pantry. Every sauce is ever released like in a line. And I'm like, are we a big fan of G. Hughes? Like, why do we go out of G. Hughes? This is a G. This is a G.

Household. It is. G. He has a good family. We fear God and respect. G. Hughes. Yes, yes. I'm going to get that in the font where it says like a little flat. You got to get that tattooed.

You got to get that in a leg, man. G. J. Hughes, run your arm. That's the poor G. The branding alone, I just, it's a vibe. G. Hughes knows what's doing. G. Hughes is chill. I fucking love their name's Hughes. I love anything Hughes.

It's what it literally is, it's like, you know how you like get Buffalo Wild Wings and it's like they come with that ranch. And that ranch is like. Their ranch is the best. I'm not going to love it. I know, it's the best. But it's like for each those little cusses. I don't like any sauce. What's better than G Hughes?

I'm sorry. You know what's better than G Hughes? Stubbs. Stubbs is good. Stubbs is good. Tennessee has some fire-ass barbecue sauce. When I lived there, I tried some locals. They'll just do, they'll do anything.

It'll be like blueberry bacon, maple barbecue sauce. It's the most random shit. They are bored. But it's like crazy flavors. And you're like, damn. Pretty good. It's pretty good. Damn.

All right. All right. So I pretty much had Zach's about five times this past week. And I had it today. And I will say this now. Tanner was right. Their honey mustard is better than their Zaxby sauce. By far the best.

I'm surprised I even said that. You ever had G Hughes? Never had G Hughes. I've had their honey mustard a bunch. I still prefer. Okay. Have you ever had a bunch of them, dude? They're hungry mustard's coated.

I went through a phase. You could do this. It's not on the menu, but you could do this. Okay. This is a southeastern Zaxby's knowledge. If you know, you know, okay? Ready? This is that Southern Bowl eating.

You can get your chicken fingers tossed in their wing sauce, but it's not on the menu. So you can get hot honey mustard chicken fingers just completely drenched. In their sauce? Yeah. So when you get them, they're just covered in sauce. Oh my God, I mean, standstill. Please stop.

Don't live. Yeah, but they have wing sauce. They have like wimpy to like atomic. But one of them is hot honey mustard, and that's like their honey mustard, but like hot. And not as. Gotcha. What is happening?

I don't know. This podcast is. So chaotic, man. What happened? I don't know. They're talking about the two dudes that fuck on Twitter, I think. Smile.

No, what? I don't know. He said, like, don't stop right there or something. I don't know what's going on. Don't move. Smile, wink. Smile, and wink. I don't know what they're talking about. His mic arm, grunk's mic arm. Yeah, he's like mic arm felt.

Audio listeners at home, if you're even still around anymore ever. Grunk, grunk. It's like one's like your mic. Like listens. It's like one guy The whole thing came off I like to imagine there's one guy

That like falls asleep to us With like like earbuds in And he's like he's shirtless And he's got his belly sticking out Cuccovers on his eyes And like There's like really sad scenes Or like the kid gets willing

For the school, it's raining Stuttering He goes into the forest He puts on his headphones And he falls asleep to this podcast Dude Okay I actually have to tell you guys About something

I had the least Like suspecting fan interaction have ever, like the person I've never seen anyone like that. That was a fan. Recently? It was in Toronto. Yeah, in Toronto. He walked out to us on the street. I'm not even kidding you. He had like a New York hat on. He was clearly straight from New York.

Neck tats, face tats, everything. He was like, he was like, yo, he was like, yo, I really fuck with all you guys' videos. And he was just like being really cool. And he was like, I'm DJing at a club down the street. If y'all want to come by. Like, I fuck with all your videos. He was being like so friendly, so nice. And I was like, I've never seen anyone like that and I would never like expect him to watch their videos. I mean, I've seen people like that

but I would never expect him to watch a yummy video and be like, yo, this dude's funny. I kind of like this guy. I would never, ever in a million years, expect that. I thought it was just, I thought it was crazy. He was really nice. Well, that was like Lil Wayne or something. He just didn't know.

Crazy celebrity at all. But shout out to that guy. I doubt he watches the podcast because the podcast is like, I don't know. It's awesome. What it is, dude, you're a hater. I don't hate it. It's just kind of like, it's awesome.

It's just like an hour of us being stupid, which is fine. But it's not everyone's got athee. But, you know. So, uh, damn. No, people, people whenever, I'm sorry. Oh, no, no, you're okay. No, go ahead. Finish your thing.

I was going to go on a totally different story real fast. Go ahead. Whenever people, like, ask about the podcast and stuff, they're like, so what's it about? I'm like, yeah. I don't know what you say. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't think you're like, I just say, I just say, I just say, like entertainment comedy podcast. I just say we're funny. The, uh, the, uh, the chaoticness of it really, really, really, like it's a lot better when it's in clips. Really? You see it in clips? It's a lot more digestible than when you see it.

It kind of makes sense though. We're like, we're just like a group chat. We're like talking. We're like, we're just kind of like a group chat. What's a group chat? I'm going to up to you. Get us a hard. Voice group chat means really funny.

Can I talk about what we did at Applebee's real fast? Because I want this. Oh, I did something I did. I did. We skipped. We've skipped so much, dude. I know, I know. No, Isaac's thing from yesterday, too.

Well, that's, yeah, so Appleby's happening two days. We're going to go in order. So we're at Applebee's. This was, this is technically in line with everything because this is right after we finished moving, Isaac. Like, this was the last final drive. We were talking about how we didn't eat. We wanted to go to a Mexican join. We needed to get some crazy food and they closed.

By the time we were done, they were closed. So we had to go somewhere late. It was Applebee's. Yeah, and like, we did not want to go to Applebee's, We had no choice, honestly. We wanted to sit down. It's the same one that I took that photo of you. No, that one's good.

Was it the same album? Yeah, that was the same one. At first photo of Yummy with that point five came from that one album. That's such an iconic photo. Every time we sat down there, it's been in like the same booth or two that we've never moved on the same time. We said so we're different. Listen, we went to the corner. We must have sat somewhere different.

And the first thing we do is we go and wash our hands. And that bathroom smelled like duty poopy. Oh my God. I forgot about it. I forgot about it was like. I, my trauma. patched it. It wasn't the worst.

It wasn't the worst. It just not like disgusting. No, no, no. It smelled like every, like, every piece of poop and pee out of your pores. No, no, no. And then like, you try to like, you try to like wash it down,

but it's just, the stench is still there. It's like, and it was so strong. Dude, it didn't like, throw it like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like,

it was like, I was like, it was so, fuck out. What I was like, it was like, it was like a poop war versus a soap war. Yeah.

They were saying, they were saying, They were saying that it smelled worse than the laundry room in the house. And I was telling them that it's just not as bad. It's not as bad. It smells bad. It smelled bad. It was of war.

It was a 2V2. Larry and I think that it was the worst smell in the world. And then Tanner and Soft Willie over here think that it was okay. I trust Nick's nose because every single time I tried to show Larry or you anything, even with the gash, like, you're like, I'll smell nothing. You're like, I would smell something. Tanner was in. I also didn't.

No, I smelled it when I was like, no, I smelled it when I was like, I was like, super close to me. Guys, so I use my neighbor's bathroom because I don't care to walk down the hallway. And I get in there and they're playing grunk at full volume. Oh, that's a good song. Oh. Bro. You got fans.

They like it. They like it. They like it. They like it. They like it. The bad news of what happens. What? Baby Santana?

You're never going to hear that guy again on a. Are they know who you are? Yeah. It's funny. They looked, I told them all the lore. Oh, I should have done that. Yeah. What if they, like, started hating you now?

Yeah, like, no, they, they started looking at edits on their TikTok, and now all they get is edits to be like. Oh. That's like our dream. That's actually a dream. It's like a virus, man. I watch one thing. Someone on my fucking four you page lately.

Yeah. Like, it's always, it's everywhere. It's going everywhere. It just, it's, yeah. It is everywhere. You watch one? Dude, yeah, I've gotten the answer for her. Like, I, I just, I just,

just keep getting you guys' edits for some reason, like over and over again. And then like you're like one maybe. You don't have to like you. You just like view it. And then after that, you have a Trojan and it's just, we need to get to the group chat Trojan.

We need to get to the first part of the episodes. Larry. All the Applebee's story. We're getting on topic. I was going to say that when we sat down, you finally sat down, the stinky poopy ridden bathroom. And I look over to,

to my right. Isaac and Larry are sitting in front, and then it's Tanner and me over here, right? And we're by a window. And there's two girls that are sitting behind us in another booth. Okay. And I look over to my far right, I look down, and I see there's this jukebox. Did we tell the story of the last time we did this? I think we did. Right. So keep me that in mind and I'll fill in anyone who doesn't really know. There's a jukebox that you can go and download from your app and then you're able to pay to play songs for the entire restaurant to listen to. Everybody can use. So they're playing. A horrible idea, by the way. Yeah, it's a terrible idea. They're playing things that, like, it's, it's like decent music. I mean, if no one pays. It's like grocery store music.

They're just playing things that you would hear. It's like basic. It's like, yeah, just the radio. Exactly. So I say, I'm like, Isaac, the jukebox is there. He turns out. He comes back. He's like, whoa, he laughed really weird.

And then like, he like pays and he puts on, I shit you fucking not. He puts on eight different Christmas songs. Or I guess it's like, it's like four of all I want for Christmas is you. Mariah Carey. Yeah. And then the rest were like, jingle bells. Jingle bells. And then like two of them were like Halloween songs.

And it's, this is Halloween. Okay. So what happened? So I turned around and I saw the jukebox and I let out my little sinister laugh of this night is about to get really bad for someone, hopefully not us. Because they start questioning people. They walk around. They do their rounds and they're like. Who is they?

The waiter? Like even some like random people. I think our waiter was like. like the worst. He just hated his job, I think. No, there was a lot. Dude, when you guys, it's so funny.

When he first passed by to ask him for like drinks, he left you, and you're like so loud, you're like, that guy smelled. I did say that, didn't I? I said,

he sticks. He was like two feet away. He was like walking away. You guys say I treat like those workers. No. We don't do it. I'm sorry. Yeah.

Pepsi. He smelled really fucking. He smelled really fucking. awful, man. It's not really bad. It was an apple. It was... I think you have to remember something. Remember when you first played the song? They were like, oh my God, it's only September.

Like, it's only like... Oh, please, just give us a few more months. There was only... It only played one time. Only... There was seven more times to go. That was a bad song. There was eight more songs. Boy, they were in the pain. You just kept playing. It's making a trend. Like, if you guys have the money to buy

a jukebox, like, play in the restaurant, jukebox, but... the place in a restaurant and please just do touch tunes. If you have a touch tune, touch tunes jukebox in your restaurant play Christmas music. That's just it. But you have to do it like seven times.

I think we ruined some social nights. We were saying we were like if we were to go there was people behind those. You know what's crazy? I remember what the girl said. I remember what the girl did she say. Well, yummy you're not going to believe this. You would have been like, she was like, when all the songs got like, when the last Mariah Carey song came up,

Like, all I want for Christmas is you. She looked at her boyfriend. She was like, get the fucking check. We're fucking leaving. And they got up and they stormed out. And I felt bad. I felt bad because the people behind this were like, it's not even Halloween yet.

Why aren't they playing this Christmas? So after, after, as they were leaving, I played one last song. What's wrong with you? This is Halloween. This is. And then the waiter was like, at least it's Halloween.

Dude. They were so mad and we were laughing so hard. We didn't want it to look like it was us. Clearly it did. But we were like, what keeps doing this? Like, tears in her eyes.

I'm trying to get mad now. And I was like crying. It's really important to mention this one part. I started out by experimenting like what jingle bell song would be like, oh, wait, this is jingle bells playing. Hey, oh, this is jingle bells.

Why is this playing? And I played like a few of them. And then I found all I want for Christmas is, I don't think it was Mariah Carey, but it started off the same way, which was the... And every single time, every single time, that little... After like 30 or 40 seconds of silence, I thank God it's over, kept coming back. I feel that's so bad that I had to be so funny. It's like water coming out of my nose.

The waiter would come by coming in the face. I couldn't do it. I had to look out the window. Remember it came on and I was like, oh no, and Isaac spit out his fucking water. He kept on asking me. I remember there was a break in like the Christmas songs.

And like some guy like requested like highway to hell. I was like, I'm on to hell. It was like I was at the bar or something. And everyone else like like forgot about it. And everybody forgot. I. I mean,

you know, you relate to this dude. He's like, you know how Isaac, he's like playing Clash Royale or something like that? He's like getting beat or he's like fighting against someone. He's like, oh, I'm better fuck this person up. Dude, he was doing that same thing with someone that was trying to stop Isaac from putting Christmas music.

He's like, battling for the guy on the juke bucks radio. Someone, someone requested that song because I couldn't skip it. And that's how I knew that someone else was having a war with me. That someone was not in the Jolly Holly Spirit. They hated it. They were saying they were on the highway to hell listening to this music. Who's going to take us to the hybrid?

at like midnight requesting a highway to hell at a bar at a bar. Yeah, at a bad ass guy of all time. The coolest guy all the time. But no, dude, I feel like I'm so oblivious in public when it comes to stuff like that. Like, I have such, I tune out everything.

I don't even think I would notice if it was impossible to not notice. I'll tell you right now. I don't know. I just feel like I wouldn't notice the music. I tune everything out. After a while, because there was a few moments where only the music was playing.

And that's all you can hear the whole place. Yeah. It was just the music. And then when it got quiet. Like that everyone like heard it. They were like, okay. Ah. And it was like,

it got so hard. And there was one of workers singing. Oh, yeah. Some girls, the girls behind us. There was a girl, like, there was a girl at like a booth. She was like, all I want for Christmas is me.

And I was like, like, almost like, yeah. Yeah. Even the people behind those were like, oh my God. Like the people that are getting mad for Christmas is me.

I was like the worst thing I remember I was like shut up Oh fuck dude Yeah we went to Go ahead That's all you man You're waiting We went to Applebee's

I think two weekends ago now Not last week we met we before And we did the unlimited wing challenge Like five of us That's a challenge? Well it's not really a challenge We got the endless wings remember you guys We can see you

I tapped out at like 19 and Camden. Plates? No. Oh, just 19 wings. Camden embodied 45 wings. Oh my. Wait, Boathing.

Boat in or just bonus? No, no, no. That's the bonus? That's true. That's like more meat. And you know, Luke or something. Yeah. He did 35, I think, before he tapped out.

And literally, like, I'm pretty sure that ruined his second day here. because like, he was so mopey. Like, and I felt it too, bro. Those wings, you're not meant to eat more than probably 15 of those things. Like, you're shit for like, like, yeah. Oh, dude. That's bad. Like, the first one that give you, like, 10 wings and then like, like, like,

like more wings, like, give you, like, three more, like three on, like, tiny plate. You're like, oh, okay. That's a little weird, but they do that. You know. That was, that was craziness. I was going to say, Applebee's, I like to apologize. It got so bad to the point where soft willy was like, I want to lose.

I was getting such sick. Dude, so I ordered the unlimited bone, the unlimited, like, boneless wings, right, grung? But I was scared to order again because there was, like, four more fucking songs of Christmas music. Everyone was getting mad. We all unanimously agreed, though, that, like, imagine, I think it was Larry that made this joke. He's, like, imagine going and, like, gambling and, like, losing all of your money and using the rest of your, like, scrap money and, like, buying a drink at Applebee. And then, like...

And then, like, Christmas music is the worst music, like, ever to play. off like that's what we decided It was bad Fuck dude We thought the second time we ruined a restaurant They should honestly I mean That's crazy because what do you expect the atmosphere to be at

Be like at Applebee's like Yeah come what do you expect Perfect beautiful night And then it's Christmas Okay I don't know about that We're leaving It's not Dude it's not perfect or beautiful

That restaurant After going there and see you know The bathroom was That was like the first thing That was the bathroom Oh my God. I don't know. Remember when they went to their car?

Remember when they went to the car and they were there for like an hour? Oh. Dude, but somehow their car got replaced with an empty one that looked exactly the same one. So I have no idea what happened. And all their windows were rolled down. We actually thought, we did as thought because they left without saying a word. They got in their car and I'm looking out outside seeing if like they noticed or were laughing. And they're just sitting in this car.

We thought they were waiting for us. It's like they're going to want to break your new one. Yeah. Yeah, they're about like beat us. Get us. Beat a sentence. Yeah, yeah. I was like,

they were mad, but I saw them laughing as well. At least at first I did. You're just like everyone in this restaurant. Isaac, I remember why I even brought up this story in the first place. Not only was it chronological order,

but it's because Isaac said that he wanted to for at least one week have a cameraman follow us around. And like just. Yeah, Larry and I were thinking about it. Like a GoPro strapped. That would be awesome. Some dude watching us following us around for like a week

because so much shit happens, which segues us into what happens pretty much. Yeah, last night. So, okay, it was a, so. All right, I gotta, I gotta get up for this one because I have to show, but basically funny. So, me and Isaac were in the kitchen, he's doing his thing, I'm doing mine.

I'm like in the living room, which is right next to the kitchen, right? So I walk in. You know what I'm saying? Okay, yeah, all right. I walk in, I do that, okay? He sees it, he's like, okay. Okay. Okay.

So then he gets ready. He braces. He goes, okay. All right. And then, dude, the fucking dirtiest one, yeah, he goes, who, who, who, who. And then his fucking leg, like, springs. I hear, like, a pop. And he falls straight to the floor.

Dude, he goes, ho, hoo, hoo. Ah! Dude, I was like, there's no way, right? You're joking, right? I heard the pop, and I thought it was just like a normal bone pop. And then he was like, on the floor, he's like, oh. He's kind of like Peter Griffin like in that one shit

I'm like there's no way right There's no way Dude We're joking like We're like God is like watching you And he just stopped you like in your tracks Trying to like do whatever the fuck you're trying to do He was about to hit the dirtiest

Like oh my It was gonna be the nastiest shit Ever yeah the most earth shattering It was so stupid how you got injured from that But I don't know You got neurudic that's all that was It was nervous for God I heard you guys outside of my room.

Dude, it literally sounded like everyone was in the house besides me was having a meeting right outside my door for like 20 minutes. Because Isaac was laying on the ground. It was in the kitchen. He was just laying there. I come outside his pants or all the way down to his ankles. And Nick's grabbing his thigh. And I'm like, what is going on? It's not as bad as it looks.

I come down. He's like, you're not going to believe this dude. Like his leg got chopped off. I was like, what's happening? I've come to the conclusion. I mean, it's like... Don't say it. It hurts, like, right now.

I always say for a whole movie yesterday. Did you? Okay. Yeah, it was all good yesterday. It's better now, but I think it was at least a minor, mild tear. My muscle tear. Speaking of movies, the worst movie of all time. Go ahead, guys.

What is it? The actual, I'm not kidding. On three. One, two, three. Cocaine, Bear. Cocaine Bear. That is the best writing in the movie I think I've ever seen. I'm honestly,

worst to the best best X. I thought Bass X. I thought it was the worst movie I've ever seen. Cocaine Bear's worse. I thought it was charming. I didn't, I haven't seen it yet. Did you ever see the ballroom?

No, no, no, no, dude. Oh my God. The reviews pissed me of the fuck off. They were like, if you have a sick sense of humor and you have a stomach for gore, and you like, if you like, oh, and you watch it. If you have

dark humor, dude, like this is the movie for you, dude. There was like some, dude, it was so bad. The writing made no sense. Like, there was just so shit. It was like 13 storylines happened all. Yes. The cast is, dude. What the fuck happened to the other people like 20 minutes ago?

10 or 10 or 10. That's a good point. The cast, the cast, all right, there's 20 people. The cast members, there's 20 people. And not only did they all have a storyline you had to keep track of, but they were doppelgangers of like, Real life. Don't say who.

I'm going to show grunk real quick. Show grunk like all the doppelgaggers. Get this picture. Get this picture. Get this picture. They tried to get like, they try to get like people that look like real actors. Ew. It was like a wish.com cast.

Yeah. It was like a wish.com cast. Okay. It's so bad. There's one that was really bad, dude. And in my opinion, it was the guy who was in that little. Was it the, uh, the woodsman? Like the woodman guy who acts with Adam Sandler.

I mean, I know his name. I just don't want to say. Spoiler for gum. Don't spoil it for that one was so bad. You got to show. I'm going to throw from the movie

from the movie. You're drunk, just wait a few seconds because I also want people at home to like kind of guess and just see. But like, who does this look like?

Can you not find them? Oh, I thought you were finding. It's like it's supposed to be dumb. It's like shark made on type stuff. No, you got Larry. You get it. Is that going to be a cocaine shark to or something?

Cocaine shark. Yeah. Of course, there's a cocaine shark. I would watch cocaine shark. There you got? Oh, here we got. Oh, Oh, here we go.

Okay. So we're going to start with this one because this one is the first one that we caught ourselves. And we're like, okay. I mean, that's like, you know, whatever. This is a little weird that looks like. So I'm going to see if I can find like a good photo real quick of him. Whatever happens is Paul Blart. Paul Blart, the Malt Cobb?

Yeah. I think he's retired. I love him, dude. No, he's been in some movies. They're like Netflix originals, I think. All right. He was in like a hero comes to the boom or something. What does this look like to you?

Who does this look like to you? Who's that? I don't know. Who's the look like? Really? Come on now. What it's a little like to you? Nick, do you know?

Because you were not there to watch it. Do you know who that? I'm not good at names for the most part. Me neither. This is the easiest, like, in the world. But it looks like I have his name. He was like on. Come on.

Come on. You got it. It's on the tip of your tongue. It is on the tip of my tongue. That second picture is uncanny, bro. Yeah, that's like that crazy. Ridiculous, actually. Are we there?

Are we in that second photo? Yeah, isn't, what's his name? He's a rapper, gron. You got it. Oh. NWA, grunk. Come up. Compton.

Come on, gronk. Drew R. Compton with a nice guy. He might be too young. He's like, he's kind of like a box. You put that, you put it in water. Ice cube. Ice cube. There you go.

That's not ice cube. That's not ice cube. But that's not, wait, you're telling me that's not. No, that's not ice team. Oh, wait, it gets worse. Now, it gets so awful. Now, this is a second one that we saw. Okay, there's one more.

There's one more. It's in the movie. Let us know. Let us know on the right. Oh, oh my gosh. Who is that guy on the right? I don't know what's saying, but I know who to try. Dude.

Boy, if you think it's not, or however you think it is, it's not. It's not him. It's not good. So we thought it was David Spade. We thought it was David Spade. David Spade. And then he walks in, I was like, is that David Spade? And then we saw him for like five minutes before we were all like, no way, that's David Spade.

That's when we started catching on. I was like, dude, they're getting doppelgangers. They're getting like people that look like actors to make this movie seem better. Yeah, dude. It does look like, David Spade. It's insane. It is ridiculous. It was nuts.

It was nuts. Their casting was like, absolutely. insane. How do you host like a cast like try out audition for people that look like No, you don't tell them. No, you do. You look, you say looking for celebrity lookerlite. Looking for celebrity. That looks like. David Laid, Adam Sandler. David Laid.

Dude, I just, I don't know, man. That movie, the worst pacing out of any movie I've ever seen. It's like they were trying to imagine if we recorded a podcast. but our entire goal for the podcast was to try to get a TikTok clip and that's what we operated. We had like a two, we had like a one minute topic

and then we'd switch to something new every minute. Yeah, not to mention, not to mention there was no like real dialogue. Every single piece of dialogue had this like witty, snappy, like, oh, he just said that.

I was like, comedic relief incoming. Yeah, like the kids cursing was like the final like nail in the coffin for me of me. They're like, oh, this is, yeah.

What the shit? I got to. go take that poopy shit fuck, dude. Like they saw like a bear with cocaine's face and the kid was like, is that fucking cocaine? You don't know what cocaine is.

Yeah. Oh shit, the fucking bear is cocaine. Oh my gosh. Not even like, just I saw a bear like, did that bear do effing cocaine? Dude, it was like, it was like the, oh, dude, they just imagine say that over and over.

Imagine the most like, stereotypical antagonists and then they like dive so deep into that character and they only respond to that way the whole movie. It's like they can they're so one dimensionally like

characterized it's insane. Remember when the little kid like was standing up to like the boss or like the bad guy the movie he was like you're a mean asshole. We're not scared of you anymore and then and everyone started clapping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Even the

The baby bears were like, one of the guys in the movie, they, oh my God, he kept calling his friends like, bud, but he called everyone bud. And he was like,

he's like, what's your problem, bud? Like, he just got like the shit beat out of him. Like, those are my buds, he's like,

what's the problem, bud? And he's like, did you hurt my buds? Dude, those are my buds, bud. He was like,

and he's like, look at what I did to your friends in 15 seconds. What do you think I could do to you when you're on the bathroom floor? He's like, relax, bud.

He's like, chill out, I thought the enemy was the bear. There's like 20 minutes of bears in the two hour of movie. It was bad. Okay, that's all I need to know. If you want to watch it, I'd highly recommend being a human turned into a high.

Did you have to pay for it? Did you pay for it? Being high, like it's so high that you see shapes moving. Yeah, that's what you want. It's just like a pentagon versus a traves. A big red and a horse guy chasing a yellow triangle. And they're like, And there's like red circles going everywhere.

It's like the blood. You know, you're like rubbing your eyes. You're like, oh, whoa. I can't get over how bad that movie was. Like, you have to try to make a movie that bad, like seriously. I don't, dude, I hate that the review is like, dude, there's been, like, I don't know what it is, but like, bad, really fucking bad movies have been getting, like, a decent review for, like. Is it a movie that's trying to be bad? No.

I cannot tell on that. I don't know. Here's the thing. It might be like that. It really might be. It might be like, uh, being like,

they're just poking the idea of like, like if they're self aware, if they're self aware and they've embraced it, okay, I understand, but. No. I just listen. Even if they were trying to do a bad movie, they did a bad movie bad.

It's any way that they go, they did it bad. They just did it bad. How do you mess up that bad guys? Yeah. Dude, like it's so insane. It's like fucking, you're throwing spaghetti,

but like media all at a movie and you're like, that's good. You're just fucking throw a shit at the wall. It's, okay, I'll give you a prime example as to why, even if they're trying to make a bad movie, it's bad. So there's this cop that's shown like one time in the intro and then he disappears for an hour. He pulls up, he just pulls up at like one of the big conflicts in the movie. He pulls up to a ranger station where the bear is inside. The bear's inside this ranger station going on a massacre rampage.

And we're, I mean, he pulled, and we're like, okay, surely he's going to go inside and shit's going to get bad. And it cuts away to another storyline that. following. No, like, a bloody hand, like, hit the window. But, like, he didn't see it because he was reaching for his big gulp he got from 7-11. He was like, and then he walked, like, he was acting like he was walking towards the cabin. He was going to walk into the cabin. Guys, he was going to walk into the trailer right now. Sorry, go ahead. 30 minutes later. No, it was like 30, it was 30 minutes. Yeah, he's, he dead. He teleports. He goes into the forest, not even the cabin. Like, how did he's in the forest. So that's what happened. That's where he was going.

Who pulls up to a ranger station Like looks at the building And then like walks into the forest Makes me mad He was going for information Like he was a cop I guess but like He just magically found the gazebo

Where all the fucking cocaine Which he didn't even know about it Yeah he looks up Like there should be B-Ives And bad things and spider webs But there's a huge bag of cocaine And he's like he's like 60 years old right He's 60 right he's old as hell

Yeah And he's like they're like How'd you even get up there He's like oh I climbed that tree And I jumped over but he couldn't even like get down. And it never pans to a tree, it never shows a tree or anything.

We didn't see any climbing. It's just cut away after he looked up and then we cut back and he's on top. It's just bad. That's the worst movie all the time. I just watched the trailer. This has to be. They're trying to make a bad movie.

No. Why? Is it in the movie where the bear like eats the fucking cocaine and then pushes his back on the ground? Is that in the movie? Sure. I don't know.

It's a cocaine bear. Yeah. It's cocaine. You would have to watch it to truly, understand that even if that was their attempt, they failed. They failed. They failed. Even if you watch the movie knowing that it's supposed to be bad, you're still like

It's not even funny. There's not one funny line in the whole movie. It's like painful. They called it a horror comedy. Is that what they called it? Yeah. Like a horror like like, oh dude, it's charming. They said it was on the edge of their seat. They were terrified of it.

They were never bored the whole way. Yeah, they're never bored. Yeah, what do you do your whole life to prepare yourself for that to be like, they're never, never boring. Their timing is so off. There's not one, like, good cut. There's not one good, like, nothing, bro. Nothing. Yeah, it's always awkward. Like, it's so random.

It was like, yeah, I just hated that. It was bad. It was bad. It was like a Marvel movie times 20 with a comedic relief type stuff. You guys, after every sentence, they're like, well, should have brought more than that or something. And they're like, come on. And it was just like, it was like so bad.

We need a good shot little box. You guys fell asleep during the movies. You have no idea. Yeah, you guys are weird. So then I turned on Rampage. We played Rampage Roulette, where we went to a random part of the movie where the big monkey was doing awesome stuff with Dwayne. Yeah, Rangelo. It was awesome. It was pretty cool.

Do you guys want to hear a movie that performed really bad this year, too? Bia. What? Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey. Oh. Yeah. That means a violent night. That's a 2.1 star.

It's a 2.9 and of 10 on IMB. 3% raw tomatoes. That's bad. That's bad. That's like the worst. Okay, let's take a children's thing and make it scary. Yes. Let's take something cute, cuddly, and make it evil and evil. I don't know.

All the old executives inside of office. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah. You know, it's crazy, bro. Why is it that, like, movies are getting real bad? And then also, like, games.

Like, games cost. cost what? It was like 60. Well, hold on, for example. JTA says it's going to be $750. And it's also going to be $120, $150. Bro, listen, like games back like 10 years ago had discs, right? And there were still $60.

Why are games getting more expensive and you're like, you're just downloading them too? Because the amount of work that's put into the game, you have to make a certain amount of money to pay all those people. Oh, yeah, that's true. They're not even completed either. So it's like, I understand that's work been put into it. Even near completed, bro. to what they are now. I mean, GTA 5, for example,

the only serious major issues that happened were like launch of online, remember? Like, there were issues with online happening for like two weeks. It was the servers, and then people progressively were able to get games, get cars from like in the storyline over to online. Well, you're basically just fighting technology with technology.

So like, it's way easier to pry into their shit nowadays, I'm sure, than it used to be. So maybe they're just trying to like fight against potential hackings, maybe. I mean, I don't know. I know that that one guy got in. Well, Rockstar has it bad because not only are they're making a large scale game that's always actively like alive, but they also have to make it look

like as realistic almost as possible. I have no idea how that's possible. I hope it's like refreshing because I really have my hope. Listen, Red Dead 2 still looks fucking great and that game came out like, what, 2018 or some shit? I love Red Dead 2. Dude, Red Dead 2 is so good. That's like one of the best games

ever played. Rockstar went for a raise. And it came out 2018. You play it Now, dude, you plan now. Yeah. I'm playing it and I'm like a dick to do it. And it's like so immersive. What if they're working on like an entire new engine for like VR compatibility? What if they're trying to go like super futuristic to have it last for like 15 years?

That'd be insane. I believe that. Listen, Rockside put 10 years into GTA 6 now? Yeah, yeah. 10 years. They put 10 years in 2013 is when it was released, right? In two or three months. Yeah, because it came on October 2013.

I'm pretty sure. Mm-hmm. So it's 10 years of like developed. So it has to be good. I'd say on enough because I don't know exactly when they really started. Only because you got to think about like the other games like Red Dead 2 again, where that one took a while. Between GTA 5, Red Day 2. Yeah, that's true.

It was like, what, 2013, 2018 and maintaining like GTA 5 and new updates all the time. Yeah, exactly. And adding updates. Constantly, constantly improve GTA. Bro, imagine, imagine they had like a thing where like a company could like pay to have their company built in game. and that like Rockstar like makes money that way. Like there's construction. Imagine you could walk into an Apple store in the fucking, like I can so see that.

It is metaverse real estate because that's what people did. They were like trying to buy slots for a hub and like own like imagine owning a sports bar in the metaverse where people can pay money to see real sports through a fucking partnership you have with like ESPN in your bar. Like you could like actually pay to enter and go watch like VR sports. That's crazy. With like a like proximity chat with like fucking. You can gamble in there with your friends and stuff. Get real currency in-game.

Use that currency to buy a house or something that you can also use real money to get. And then like- Yeah, that's what... What's that one game? That's like second-life. Second live. Is it Second life? Yeah.

Second life, yeah, where they had real... Quit glitching into my house, dude. But dude, those people in Second Life are so... They're all bikers and like... They're like, dude, yes! Quit glitching in my house. I'm gonna kick you out of my house. That's my wife you're talking to.

How'd they even get there? She's like, don't talk to me like that, you fucking brat. Who told them that? Like, who told them the second life for the thing? Why do they get into it? I don't know, man. All that takes is one person. It's kind of sad.

That's a really sad place, in my opinion. Because clearly they're escaping their own, like, sad real lives, and they spent way too much time in there. I have to poop. Yeah, we've been going on a letter. We could wrap up. I have to, it's coming out. Is it our, no.

You know what's a great hour 11? Wait, everybody stop. What happened? Oh, okay, soft willy. You uploaded the vlog. Yeah. And you broke, we broke the basketball hoop, right? We destroyed it.

Yeah. 24 frames of Nick. Rest in peace, my old basketball hoop, you served well. Oh. He commented on your video. No. He watched you dunk it. You dunked it.

Okay, I did dunk it. destroyed. Oh, yeah. Okay, it did serve well. In all fairness, we did use the shit out of that basketball. We used it as much as we possibly every day. Every day. That was the one thing he told me when I got it.

Because he was like, do you want it? I was like, you know what? I'll take it off your hands. He's like, just make sure you guys use it. Like, make sure you guys actually use it. And that thing got beat. I think I'm, I think every single group on that you've ever made has had the basketball who did.

Yeah. You used it. How did it? Didn't you? Let me try to slay. Okay. How it broke the first time was like someone, I think, messed with the first hoop on the right side.

I don't remember how that happened. But then Tanner on the second one, dunked and jumped into the hoop itself. And dunked and broke the entire thing. But it was cool. I mean, we weren't going to be able to take it to this new house anyway because we don't have any high enough ceilings.

Yeah. But it's okay. Perfect for trick shots. Like literally perfect. We got to get like one of the smaller hoops that we can just. just like kind of play a little bit. Dude, I actually might be able to get one like back there.

Like, I think I have enough room. And I can actually shoot it. Like, no joke. All right. So then we're all going to come to your room and hang out. You're the hangout spot. No. I was actually mad when y'all around in my room.

I was trying to record music. And every time I'd pause, like, try to like think of something or like listen. I just hear like, witty. Ah! No. I can hear you. I can hear you. I can hear you.

I can hear you. I can hear me. I can hear you. I can hear you when you're recording. I hear, oh, oh, but, you. Let's read what I hear all the time. Gaming recording. Yeah, that's right.

That's right. I hear Isaac. I hear, I heard Isaac on the phone. I can't hear what Isaac's saying. I just hear his, like, the depth of his voice as I'm trying to sleep. I can, like, slightly hear everybody, like, wherever you are. You know what I can't hear? People usually code group for 10% off gamer subs that check out.

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next week another banger episode. We're all moved in. Life is good. We'll see you guys soon. We'll see you guys here. We'll see you guys here. Bye.