The Group Chat - #73 - Grunk got EARRINGS!!!

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

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Welcome back everybody to the group chat podcast episode. Who knows? Because I don't know. 70s. What it'd be? It's like 74. You know what I do know every time? Amor subs.

Go do it. I got a question. I got a question. Would you guys ever be open to a boss coffee sponsorship ever in your life? Dude. Like, literally a Japanese competitor, bro. What do you even doing?

It's literally. It's coffee. And it's in caffeine as a competitor. Can we bridge the gap between boss coffee? Gamer subs and make a crazy caffeinated drink. Will boss sub? A boss flavor. A boss supplement? The boss goes to the owner of gamer subs. He shakes his hand and he goes, um boss. And then they make a flavor together.

Come on. Oh boss. That's Hugo. Dude. No, don't. I'm not going to do. I'm not going to go for the night. I don't know. I genuinely forgot how good this is. I'm not even kidding you. It's not as good as game or stuff. It's not as good as gamer subs. I can't drink this every day. Watch it. Hey, chill.

Number one, number one, shut up, because this is sponsored by gamers subs. Yeah, shut up. Okay. Yeah, we're going. Yep, real talk. Shut up.

Yeah, if Boss coffee wants to go in and make handshake deals with gamer subs, maybe we'll say it's good. But as of right now, screw boss coffee, man. That's a dude.

No, actually, there's a good drink. You drinking poop right now, dude. You drink in food. You drink in poop water. Listen, that was our go-to in Japan. Every time, I know where it's at in the 7-Elevens.

I know exactly where it's at. Far right, almost tucked away against the wall. Yes, and it's usually always gone. I look for that rainbow label. I'm like, once I see it, I'm like, ooh. Yep, the rainbow one. Okay, so look, so I've been playing those Chilla Arts games,

those horror games for the Japanese studio. Dude, those are the goaded games. They're so good. They're fun, they're cool. They have in that game, it's rip-off, it's funny. They have Chief Coffee. It's Chief's Coffee, and it looks exactly like the, Chief Keith.

Chief Chief. It looks like the boss coffee vending machines, but it's Chief's coffee. I thought it was like wholesome and dude. Those games are so fucking good. I only play those games when it's like late. Late year. Late year.

That's the only time. If you play Chillas in the summer or spring politely, I just play it. Do something about it. Chillas? Yeah, Chillas. Bro. Where are you going?

Where are you, dude? You have too much freedom. Go back to your home. Oh, guys. Life update. Life update. I got my ears pierced. What?

Let me see. Did you go to Claire's? Yes, sir. Wait, hold on. What does your dad know? Not yet. Don't tell him. Oh, he's going to know.

Wait, wait. Dad, if you're watching this, you knew it was coming. I told you, like, weeks ago. Oh, my God. What if he had, like, Coca-Cola-sized, like, gauges in his ear? Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Like, like, like, cap-sized gauges. Like, the biggest gauges. And their earlobes are, like, drooping to the floor. Where's your camera? Dude, I'm looking ugly today. I don't want to turn it on. I get one ugly a day. You don't want to see it.

You don't want to see it. Look. No, no, you're going to ruin all the cameras. Oh, yeah, no, I want to do it. I don't do it. All right, all right. So, Steve. Wait, why is he out of his camera?

I saw him for a point one second and he was like, yeah, it looked like I was melting. I was like pale. I had bags under my eyes. I couldn't do that. What time have you guys been up for today? How long? I've been up since 8.

I've been up since 12. Like 1 p.m. I went down to the morning, dude. 9.11. Okay. I actually woke up at 9-11 because I remember I looked at my phone and I'm like, wow, I just, I'm completely late for my class. That's an angel number, by the way. Oh, yeah.

No, it's not. No, it's not an angel number. Is it actually, though? It's an angel number, yeah. No. Is that why? Says who? Says what angel?

Dude, I remember for like two weeks consecutively every single. time I looked at the clock, it said 9-11. I shit you not, no matter what time of the day. I shit you not. No, no matter what time of day. That happened to me for a year. Yo, he's like, every time he's like the clock, it was just 9-11, you're like, what the fuck?

I swear. Yo, he's like scared for his life right now. Dude, it was me and my mom, and I'm not even kidding for like a year straight. I saw 9-11 all the time. I mean, don't look at the clock behind you, bro. Dude, it literally says 9-0. Yomi. Yummy?

Yeah, me, look at your wife. Yomi. I hate phones. I hear the shovel, dude. Dummy. Let me see. Dummy. Dummy.

If that said 9-11, I think it'd actually jump off a building. We'd jump off a building? I'd catch you. I'd catch you and save you. I'll put a trampoline, may, I'll be about. I don't even know what the difference is between 4-4 and like 2-2 and like shit like that. What are you're talking about? Like, you know, girls are like, oh, 7-7-7.

2-2. Yeah. 7-7-7 is like, it's like 100 bucks. Dude, 7-7's like going to heaven and 666 is going to hell. What's the hell? Oh, and hell. Okay, dude, I would rather, how could you see so? Seven to hell, right?

Wait, what? I feel like, I feel like you take the bus. You take the bus to heaven, but you take a, uh, a bike to help. Yeah, you take a diesel, a bike like, like, that's walking. And I'd rather do that if I've been honest with you. I'm being drag by, I was thinking, I was thinking, hell no. Like a regular bike, like a tricycle or something. Oh, ding ding.

Yeah, like that. You go to hell. It's like kind of like one rest of a truck. You have a little flag? Yeah. A pinwheel. A little pinwheel be cool. Dude.

Okay. So what was it? Hold on. One sec. One sec. One sec. Was it called? Was it called?

Was that what the movie was called? Yes. Yes. You know the vehicle that he drives? Oh, no. Isn't it like a big, like, ice cream truck looking thing? Does he drive hell itself? Oh, wait.

What the hell is this? Oh. Oh. I don't know. I don't know, dude. Dude, every day I've been hearing hell. No, maybe he... Wait, what is he saying?

I mean, yeah, it's hearing hell. Dude, I looked at Hellboy vehicle and it was a G-Wagon, so never mind. Maybe he didn't drive one. Hellboy drives a G-wagon? No, that is crazy. Dude, that's insane. What he does. It's on brand.

Whoa. That's pretty sweet. G-wagon, G-wagon. What do you think would be the official sponsor of hell and then heaven as well? What would be the... Wait, we all need to answer. Monster. Monster is for hell.

I have to say it. Wait, what was the question? What's the official sponsor for hell and heaven? So like, go in order. Is it like drink related? Is it anything? Anything.

The official sponsor of hell and the official sponsor of heaven. I say monster is hell. Okay. What's heaven? You'll have to get back to me. You have to get back to me. All right. God, bro.

Your answer's ready, guys. This is embarrassing. I got my answer. I go ahead, Tanner. I was going to say like, Hell is like steam Like for like video game Okay

Yeah Evan Evan is like Apple juice That's like really good Oh Okay Okay

Did you just invite an 8 year old To get into the Nintendo And hell is Xbox Heaven is like Nintendo and hell is Xbox Okay Yeah

Evan is Apple Hell is Android That's awesome actually Okay I think of how I think of like a stain Like a pizza stain So it's like a little orange Why tank talk

Sponsored by his pizza You can't be a fucking sponsored by a random stained white tanker Well yes you can because that's like It's like a look That's like a It's not because it's distressed How is the tank top getting money bro?

Yeah how is it wait I think to come Can we have a brand where like we have like a tank top with all these stains and there's like one slice of pizza on it but it's like it's like sewed on to the shirt you can't take it off It's like really

It's like really messed up to Stained tank or something like that Stained tank That'd be fucking sick No because then at that point You just have to make spank tops You can't make any stank tops Stank tops

Stank tops You just had a Eureka Stank Stank What's you wearing? I'm wearing the stank top. Oh, I'm just a stank top. Our neighbor probably would wear a stank top.

Oh my God. Before we get too distracted, I walked outside. And the neighbor, he had no shirt on at all. And he had like the biggest, hairiest chest with the big belly. The biggest, serious belly. Like, keep talking. He was listening. I'm telling you.

And it was jiggling as he was walking. It was crazy. He said before we get too distracted, And we literally got distracted off of what we were doing. Okay, all right, go back. Grunk, go ahead. Sorry. Grunk never did the sponsorship.

Heaven, hell. Hell is sponsored by lava. Okay. Guys, you don't even know. I don't think you guys understand this. This is the game. Okay, okay. Hell is sponsored by Red Bull.

Heaven is sponsored by a pebble. Taylor is loopy as fun. He's been laughing so far. He was sponsored by volcanoes and like, uh, Sponsored by avalanches. Sponsored by lava? Overcast with a drizzle.

Think of companies. Think of companies. Okay. Hell is sponsored by Logitech. Okay. I can see you. Heaven is sponsored by Opera GX. No.

Okay. I was going to say like Elgado. I think I want to officially change mine, by the way. I think Elgado is like, I have anything. This is such a stupid. You can go after me. Okay, listen.

What the fuck now? I'm going before you. Hell is sponsored by Facebook because Facebook is actually the worst of the worst company in the world. And then heaven is sponsored by Chick-fil-A. Okay. You think Chick-fil-A is better?

Bro, what? Don't they... They're anti- freaking... Well, that's the thing. That's the joke is that they think that they're like, you know... That's a joke. That's a... That's a...

That's a... That's a... That's a joke! Come on, guys. That's the joke. That's the joke. That's the joke. Dude, that's a joke.

Oh, that is a joke. All right. Heaven is definitely sponsored by Fiji Water. You know. Okay. And hell is definitely sponsored by Little Caesars. Little Caesars. Yes.

Yes. Dude, if you like Little Caesars, you're a fucking idiot. You're going in there. No. You literally? No. Dude, eating cardboard with pizza sauce on it. No.

It's a little fast cheese. Dude, shut up. You're literally in there these Papa Josh Marcos, pizza hunts like five times a week and then you're like, Larry, you genuinely, you genuinely lacked good taste in pizza if you're able to stand by Little Caesars. I'm sorry. I know, I know that you love your pizza a lot, but I'm telling you right now, man, if you're able to eat that stuff, Larry, you always have a friend is horrible. Larry, you always have a friend to talk to you. You know that right.

You can always talk to me. It's okay. I don't care of Little Seasers, because Little Seas has been there is day one. Ever since I was a little fucking egg and I came out. And I spurt it out. I was going to Little Caesars every single day. No one cares. Little Cesar is always there for you. It doesn't make the pizza any better. It's still ass.

It makes it. No, it's wonderful. Dude, when it's there for you at 3 a.m. After you get done crying, the more destroyed the building is, the better.

Little Cesar has never been open at 3 a.m. I'm with 24. Are you lying? I had a friend. I had a friend that worked at Pizza Hut. Right. And anyone that works at these types of joints, right?

I picked him up from work. I should you, not, my car stank for like 48 hours afterwards. Ew. The most disgusting rotten smells of pizza from his uniform that like seaped into my seats.

Anyone that works at those places, they just, they're, they're horrible. So have you tried, have you, okay, how about this? This weekend, try a Papa John's employee. Dude. And then, and then the weekend after try a Markle's employee and see if you have you ever, have you ever, have you ever smelled Domino's workers? Oh my God.

You guys are saying I'm rude to food service people and you are All I talked about how bad pizza workers smell. Dude, that was Nick. That was not asshole. It's not, dude. He got in my car and I said, you smell like shit, by the way. And he did.

I mean, it's the truth. Wow, man. Wow. Imagine now. The last person that smelled really bad was granted our waiter at Applebee's. Oh, dude. Don't bring him up twice.

Wow. I'm just kidding twice. Two times and two podcasts is crazy. That's the only thing. You guys are awful. He is getting the most. Yeah, you're really, you love being up people. You're digging into one.

Dude, you guys are pissing me off. I'm just thinking about you guys are pissing me off. I go to a restaurant with you guys. I ask for a to go drink. A to go drink. And Nick's like, are you serious? Comey? A to go drink?

Dude. You're really so rude. I said you were valid for it. Are you guys dumb? Dude. I like how he ordered them. Dude, it's one person like, like, doing whatever. And then he gets everybody involved somehow.

He just grips up everybody. Like, you guys! You guys! Yeah. We're just like, say one thing. Yeah. What do we do? Yeah, but Yumi's world is shrinking by the minute.

Can I get it to go drink? And then the person's like, yeah, certainly, of course. And then that's it. What do you expect me? All hell that's a go drink grabber. It's like, you believe. That's a very black and white way of viewing it. There's no in between with you.

Is there anything else I can get you guys? Can I get it to go drink? Oh, yeah, certainly. It walks away. Nothing else. That gets it. Thanks. And that's it. That's just that's, that's, I mean, in the monotone voice. That's yummy though. That's just yummy. That's why we make fun of him. Okay. No, you can't be. Don't be hate no, mine. Wanting to go drink, please. Oh, I would love that. And I'm like, oh, thank you very much, madam, or, uh, mad. I don't know. Wait, no, that's better because then they'll laugh. I would use my code. If there's a puddle, if there's a puddle, yeah, if there's a puddle, I would lay down on the puddle for you to walk on me. That's what I would do. Yeah. I've seen not do that. I drink it all up like SpongeBob, like that I went. Yeah.

Like a little water bottle and I'll like store you in my fridge. What? And then I'll see you like just kind of like be in there. You'll put him in the water bottle? Yeah. And then put him in my fridge. Wait, is this a rarity? Is this a rare thing that's happened?

NFT. And Isaac Y has disappeared from the podcast. Oh, we didn't even say that. Yeah. Yeah, guys, we have a new policy. We have a new policy. We start the podcast at a, at 2 p.m. sharp, supposed to be.

But since the second week now that we're doing it, we have a 10-minute grace period. And I want to note that I've heard his alarm. I was in the loft like an hour ago. I heard his alarm go off. You heard it too? Oh, yeah, you're next to him. But, dude, it was.

You can't wake up to an alarm. He has a problem. You know what? It was so crazy that I started thinking about inventions of how to like physically wake him out without scaring him or even like. Like traumatic. I was thinking of like, what if you had like a vest on?

Like sitting like kiddie paws? Oh, yeah. Just do the biscuits. All right. All right. All right. All right. We're going to play right now in the middle of the podcast.

Create an invention to wake Isaac while you up since he can't wake up to his alarm. I got mine already ready. A fucking hammer, fog on his head. All right, here's mine. Get a bucket or rat. They're both hanging from the ceiling by a string. As soon as the decibel levels,

there's a sensor inside the bucket. As soon as the decibel levels are red from his alarm for more than five minutes, the rat drops on his stomach. the bucket drops on his stomach. Here's the kicker. Blow torch drops from the ceiling and heats up the bucket. Oh my God.

Oh my god. And the rat starts eating about that. Yummy. You mentioned rats? I was like, I was like, maybe he's thinking about like the rat, like chewing the lines so the bucket falls on it.

But I was like, what if you like put the rat in the bucket and lay on fire? That's a crazy way. You guys have thought about this? It's really. It was in a movie. I don't remember what movie that. It's a form of torture.

That is a medieval way of torture. Yeah. Yeah. The rat, like, it's like, You are so evil. You are so evil. You are so evil.

Okay, I have an idea. My prank is I'm going to knock on his door and then run away. I think I like that one. Right? It's supposed to be an automated invention, bro. All right. I'll set up an automatic knocker that I... What is your brain?

Why are you going to a knock-and-on-alarm? You're weird. Okay, what about smack cam? Smack cam. Can we do smack cam? Smack cam. There's a prosthetic. It has a camera as a GoPro on it.

Remember that cam. Huge one. Push. Push. Push. Smack cam. It's a huge hand. The huge hand attached to a stick and they filled it up a shaving cream.

It was like, look at the size of their entire upper body. Yeah, I was what I said, you're talking about Jackass? It might have been. Where it's like a giant, it's like a huge, it's like bigger than, it's like, it's like bigger than me. It's like, I don't know. I just remember it in low quality.

It's pretty tiny, huh? I don't know. You're funny when you back up. Yeah, I like you back up. Is it fat? I'm not wearing any pants. I can't get up if I wanted to.

I didn't even just hear him. Dude, you know, it's funny? Isaac's literally like an animal in a cage trapped in his room. If you wakes up, you can't even go downstairs.

Look. Get exposed. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, dude. I got to go prep. Guys. That's going to be scary.

Oh, you got to wait, man. You got to wait. Do you have to wait 30 minutes? 30 minutes? Can I go? No. You have to wait three hours from now when we finish the podcast. 30 minutes.

It's like 40 minutes. You guys don't know. We run a four hour podcast every day that we put on the Patreon on. Yeah. All we change shirts really fast. And then we like start recording again. But the Patreon is a secret. Nobody's found it yet.

The first one is a secret on podcast. Yeah. It's a secret. No, Larry, I was just thinking about that the other day, I shit you not about like the fact that we've been uploading on that YouTube channel for a really long time and no one's ever found us. Remember? I mean, that's their fault for not finding a game.

I don't want to see how... Are you guys still still doing to work? Aren't you guys stuck on like... I was like a V-tour for a time? I was going to say, were you trying to be the V-Tuber? The guy's eyes and that close still with that curse. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

And it was like, A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- So I saw this yesterday. So I saw this yesterday, and it made me, like, not want to be alive anymore. What the hell? You okay? I'm okay, but the video was...

You're fun, dude. It was a tough video to watch, man. It was... It was Dream on Twitter, and he was, like, Autotune. It was like Autotune versus No Autotune, and he's like, I see you shy. You're so alive. Anyway.

Oh. Oh, yeah, he did it. And then I like ended it. And someone said, I can't believe you watched it back and posted it. He growled and then he kissed. And he's like, what? He's like 37 years old or something. He's out.

I'm trying to find it. He hasn't even seen the video and he's in pain. Guys, you can't listen. Look, look. When I was younger, I was like 18, I had a, I had like a donation thing to like blow a kiss on Twitch. And as soon as people were weird, weird, I canceled it. And I was like never doing anything like that ever again, no more. You were blowing kisses.

Yeah, it was like, it was like. Blowing kisses, blowing kisses, blowing kids. Listen, I had his idea. where people would donate and my buzz load would turn on when people were not weird about it I was like

it It was like It was like 20,000 Channel points I'd be like But now dude Dreams doing this shit for free He's even getting channel voice

out of it 80's 25 I was doing the day We're like 100 100 channel points I did it I'd show my

Yeah I show my penis For like two bucks But then Started being weird about it. Then I got threats of getting bad. Then they started being weird. Maybe. All right.

Dway, new game, okay. We're going to go down the, we're going to go down the row. What's, what is the craziest, like you would actually do?

What is the craziest, uh, channel reward you would do on your own channel? For how much? Like, just for anything. What's the price limit? What's the price limit?

Well, like, we need some bounce. Is it like donation? Is it a cat donation? Is it a donation. Anyone would do any, anything for a certain amount of money I feel.

Well, I said channel points, which is No money. No, revert it. Revert it. Channel points are lame. Yeah, I wouldn't do channel points for it. Well, the only reason why I said channel points is because you don't get anything from it because it's channel points. I've done some crazy things for money. I'll be real. People do crazy things for money. People don't do crazy things for nothing. And channel points is like nothing. So. Yeah. I'll do it for, I'll do anything. I

say on stream for money. So. You didn't shave your head. Yeah. I don't care about channel points, but like you're saying if I really had to. Like, you were going to shave your head and you Didn't do it. That was like two years ago. I got scammed. So you're a liar and a fraud and a scammer.

I still owe my screen from two years ago with a VR stream. Oh, yeah. That's why I bought a whole new VR and I never did it. Didn't you do a real mini game on Discord and not pay anyone anything? No. Okay. Well, I was, I did. I did.

Here's a problem. I ended up doing that. And then I ended up forgetting to reach out to a lot of the other people. And I lost the list. That's where I feel really bad. I lost the list. I paid out some people and then lost it. Leave a comment below if you guys were in that video.

No, that's a genuine. I fucked up. Like, that was bad. Yeah, I fucked up. But I just genuinely lost the list. I was ending up. I was going to pay people. But can I go poop?

It's actually hurting my stomach. Yeah, dude. I'm going to push it all out of time. Why does your shirt say scroat NYU? All right. It says, I'm out of NYC. Time starts when I say, I don't think you know what's going on. Ready?

Dude? It means, dude. I mean scrote him. All right. I'm ready. Oh my God, that just showed my whole neighborhood. Okay. Larry, look, this shit says,

Scroat. What? Dude, it does not. Y-M-E-M-C-C-R-Gote. The throat? Stroot. That's a H. No, that says S-C-R-O-T-T-T-S-R-T-T-Shrone.

You're so dumb. Okay. You should the dude who invented the knocking door invention? Yeah. Ain't you the same? Ain't you the same guy without knocking? I see you. Guys.

Um, I went to another show this week last, oh my God. Yeah, you were dirty. I saw a photo. Yeah, you were disgusting. I've ever been. What, dude, did you get like pigged? Like, what happened? No, I didn't even know it was that bad.

So it was a venue in someone's backyard. And literally, um, we were moshing around as you do. And dust starts getting kicked up everywhere. And like, me being sweaty, I guess it just starts to get stuck to my face. It's like It got in my mouth My nose I can barely breathe

I don't know how the singers Are singing I saw a picture I saw a picture of her leg And I thought you shaved it The leg And I was like Oh you're shaving it

Okay And then I saw your face And I was like Why is it like sweaty as now And then the dots connected All right Telling me I'm done Yeah

And then it happened Oh crap Yeah Did you even wipe Did you even wipe? I did Minute 20 Did you wash your hands

Did you wash your hands I did I wash my hands And I wiped him. I'll just not watch your hands for 30 seconds. Your hand, you definitely just did like a quick thing and then left. No, wait, let's do the math. Let's do the math.

Let's do the math for 30 seconds. Hold on. First of all, you got to walk to it and then walk out of it. My room is right there, by the way. Dude, none of that adds up at all. You know, that's right for in your bottle mock three and then you like wash

your hands for like 30? Do you want me to be detailed? Because I can tell you exactly what kind of was. No. All right. No. It was fast. And I can tell you why it was. No.

Don't me to be detailed? No, no. Was it knocking? It was like prairie dog and he was ready to come out. I'll just say this. I drank Dunkin' Donuts coffee like an hour ago. Dude. It's over, yeah.

Tanner, what did you drink in that coffee? Was it just like a regular coffee or was it like a whole bunch of shit in it? It was a large espresso shot with almond milk. Wow. With cream? Yeah, a little bit of cream. So can you explain to me why you had a McFlurry the other day in the morning? It wasn't a McFlurry.

He woke up and got a frosty from the morning. At 1 a.m. Bro, you literally woke up at 1. 1 a.m. got a frosty and went back to bed. Welcome at 1 a.m. Yeah, I'm just curious. Why? And got a frosty? Yeah, why?

What? Is that like the biggest crime of all time? I just want to know. Like, what incentivize you to wake up, order a frosty, and then fall back asleep? Well, I didn't really fall back asleep. I just ate a frosty and I played Red Dead Red Dead Redemption too and then I went back to sleep. Like on your PC? Yeah. That's the stuff right there, man.

That's the... That's that prison shit you don't even know about, bro. When I was serving time. What are you mean? It was some shit that I've seen that I just can't even like fathom. Dude, I wake up. My YouTube pause, I was in a weird mindset. And I was like, fuck.

There's something going on on the TV. I don't want to watch. If you really went to. Shut up. Just shut up. Yomi, go ahead. What? If you really went to prison.

I was talking. Shut up. Dinner. Go ahead, Yomi. Go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. If you really, if you really went to jail, Larry, how you make hood ramen. All right.

So let me tell you a little something right now, okay. Now, when I was in prison, right, and we were in our bunkers, we're in ourselves, you know. Bunkers. You know, there's bug beds. So it's a bunker. So, you know what I'm talking about? All right, so listen, there was a dude. There was a dude named Keys.

Okay. I said hood ramen, bro. He's getting that. I know. I'm telling you. It's going to progress. Okay. It's progressed.

Because I didn't know until I went to prison. Oh, yeah. Right, right. Right. Right. So there was a new name Keyes. Um, because he had all the keys, right?

Yeah. And so me and Keys were out. It was kitchen. Is he fucking DJ Khalid? You're talking about. Oh. Got all the keys. Um, no.

No. No, because I remember he was, he was really, he was really skinny, really skinny. He wasn't DJ. He was. Yeah, no, I think I'd know if it was DJ Caled. I'm pretty sure I would have called him DJ Caled. Did he only win or no? No, he lost all the time.

He got beat up a lot, dude. He was scrawny. He got beat the hell up. One thing he was good at them, and the reason why he got beat up so much was he can't make a hood ramen. And then he'll make it and then he'll get beat up. So like what he would do, right? We'll grab the ramen, start breaking it up.

Okay, you crumble up, you break it and whatnot. You know, you get the shits, right? and it's a little foggy the throw it on the floor method right you throw it on the floor like that I'll get from my top bunk I get top bunk Raman's on the floor

and then I fucking sword eagle and I boom like that okay yeah okay you press on it oh my god why is there a hole you're dude

Ari's like seeping out from you right now you're deflated you were telling that story like it was like it happened yesterday and I was really impressed did you I was like, oh my God, this is a crazy story.

I don't know what happens after you, Brick. You can't forget the flaming hots. The flaming huts. Yeah, that's that dirty one, though. You break them, you break them. Oh, you basically put it on the bag. You got to say, dirty. Yeah.

You put it all in the same bag with the boiling water. Yeah. Did you get that from, did you get that from that one TikTok dude? What was supposed to about, like, random? He's like, he makes every meal, but like it's so prison. Like, it's all prison made. No, I think I know the guy you're talking about. He's gross.

No, not him. Yeah, no. Dude. I've seen it as a trend for like a few years. Should we do it? The hood ramen. Maybe. Maybe we should.

You should do it. I can do it. Oh, yeah, you're in college. You should be eating hood ramen. Yeah. I think ramen fell off for me. Whoa. Well, the best ramen is spicy ramen because it's so spicy.

you can't really taste how shit it is, you know? No. That's not even anymore. Like, I tried the spicy ramen. It was just too spicy to even taste anything else. What's your go-to food for being a college young lad? Oh, true. Did it change just a lot more than how we talked about it?

Probably. I've been getting the Chick-Flake spicy chicken sandwich for a while now. By a while, I mean, two days in a row. Dang. Try their tomato cheese sandwich. No, we only got like five options. What? Oh, it's like a college chick-flake-a-old.

Yeah. They just give you, like, sandwich sandwich. It's like Chick-Fleigh Light. Like Chick-Fleight Training Wheel. Today the line was so bad. I got there. I got there. It was looping through the things and then it went out the thing and then it's out all the way.

Wait, so when you walk up, do you just use your little college car that you have? Yeah. And other than that, like, I don't really care for the Mexican place anymore because it's just like I had it like four times. It's been in like three days Recall that back How many different places to eat are there? That's a good amount There's like 10

Grunks, that's what you said? Do they have Popeyes? No. Popes. Yeah, I think you should acknowledge what Tanner and Larry said real fast. What'd they say? Well, I'm at a misheard.

No, no, no, no, no. It's not good. But it is not good because Go ahead, say it. You said that you don't like Mexicans anymore. Oh. No, that's not what I'm in. Okay.

Okay. I was just, okay. That's not what I meant. Proceed. But yeah. I'm getting tired of it, really. I haven't been, I've not been eating the amount of food I should be eating probably. But, um.

You working out? Just. No. It's all right. You're skating, right? I've guys ever seen the skates move? I honestly, yeah, I want to go skating today. But I also

I started waking out. Dude, there needs to be more time in the day. I know. The gym here is always crammed to the absolute maximum potential. You got to be alpha. So this is what I did when I started going to the gym.

I went in there with like a speedo on and nothing else. And you can't wear that there. And I said, fuck you bitch. So I kept walking forward. And then I deadlifted 1,500 pounds. And then I threw the weight on a fucking kid. And he died.

And then I walked out like a, like a boss. Did this happen? I got my street grid and then they literally, dude, I was there. I was like, hey, can I see the tape of like what happened like an hour ago? They're like, yeah, this guy came in here and he killed a kid. It was crazy. They showed me the surveillance and like it was gore.

It was just gore. Did I ever tell you guys about there was an actual fight at the gym I went to a few months back? Oh, yeah. I know that story. I don't know if you said that on the podcast. Yeah, well, I'll briefly say it. I was just boxing and this other guy walks up to this other dude. because apparently the dude that was on the treadmill

was texting the guy's wife, but he didn't know he had a wife. And the guy, I should you not, took a dumbbell and smacked him over the top of the head with it. Oh my God, that could I kill him. And the guy, I was like 12 feet away, 20 feet away. I just heard a screaming and I was just boxing. Like, I was playing with this little ball on my head

that was like punching it. And I just hear yelling. And yeah, that's exactly what I was doing, dude. Like a ball attached just straight to your head. And I was just like boxing with it. And I hear yelling. I'm like, huh? And then I hear them like yelling.

He's like, oh, fuck you, you fuck with my family, bro. You really mess with my family. Like, what? And, like, the guy was, like, on the ground, like, bleeding. Because he got, he fell off the treadmill and he got fucking smacked over the top of the head with him. That's terrible. Yeah. And, like, I guess at the time, the only, like, medic that they had was, like, a lifeguard with, like, a whole bunch of, like, supplies and stuff like that.

But, yeah, then the dude, like, stormed out. And then the police, like, had to get involved to try and find him. He, like, totally just, like, smacks someone over the head with the, damn. 12-pound dumbbell. Okay, I have a question for knowledge for you guys, because you probably know, Tanner and Nick probably would know. So it was like competition style. I don't know if it was like power clean or what,

but basically it might have been a squad or power clean. I don't remember exactly. Actually, yeah, I think it was a power clean. You know, where they... Yeah. Clean jerk? Yeah. So they, what do they usually have?

Two spotters for that, like behind you? Competition style? Oh, no. Zero spotters. Zero. Zero spotters. Because like, that's like really dangerous. They go like throw the weight on.

Yeah, that's what I, that's what I was thinking. Anyways, this guy had zero spotters. Yeah. And he goes and he loses his balance. It falls backwards. It tries to throw the weight forward. He falls. And I swear to the got the weight.

Oh, yeah. The weight almost hits his head. It doesn't touch him. It doesn't touch him, but it was like this close to landing on his head. And it was like, I don't know, it had to been well over like 400 pounds. Yeah, no. It's like obviously heavy. If he's cleaning.

Mark, I want to see you try that. Girl, you should try it. Oh, my dog. And then drop it on like the back of your neck. Dude, what are the scariest things? Would you be opposed to like trying to befriend the guys at the gym that you see? No, not really. It's just like, I actually haven't tried going alone yet.

Do you try? Honestly, I literally try and then talk to the guys and talk as if you're just trying to get into it. Because there's one thing that every gym goer likes is that they like to teach newcomer. I see my friends. Talk like you know. Talk like you know everything. and like you're smarter than all of them. Yeah, and ask if I can use this.

And before they can even answer, I start using it. We're trying to fix them. We're like fake abs, like vainy, perfect abs. Get that whole thing. Pardon me. Pardon me. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.

You're doing it wrong, buddy. One of the things that, like, I hate watching is when someone drops, like, 300 pounds in their chest when they're benching. You just watch it, like, compress their fucking, like, chest. Your heart explodes. Yeah, dude. Imagine you're working out of the gym. You're just like hitting your bench.

Like you're trying to go for PR and Gron clock's up to you. He's like, oh, is that too heavy? Is that too heavy? He grabs right in the bar and he starts pressing down. Yeah. Oh, my God. Is that too heavy? Is that too heavy?

Spiffing his face. Yeah. Your face slaps you around a little bit. Yeah. That's really bad. I would never do that. Pokes your eyes out and stuff. Is that too heavy?

Oh. Bung, fine, fine, fine. What's like a squat. What's like a squatting. under them. Oh, one thing I do hate is when people lose their breath or lose, lose the air in their chest and they go, they go, no, wait, what do they do the, uh? Because they have no air. They're like, they're like, let me just like, oh, yeah. What? What do you do? Don't look at me like that.

Who does that? Who does that? Do you want to get the air knocked out of them? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they're like, they're like, What are you waking up? That's what happens. I was on the monkey bars and it's like I fell backwards on my back and I was like, wait, wait, that's so real.

I might have said this on the podcast like maybe a year ago now. I fell on my stomach. Like I jumped this like, I think it was like, I think it was like seven stairs up. I by accidentally fell off and landed like, like, straight on my stomach and I was like, and I was like crying. And I couldn't breathe. Your lungs are like resetting.

Like that's really, I'm sorry, dude. Nick, it's like how you are with people vomiting. You know how like you laugh at people like throwing up and things like that? I laugh at people who like get the air knocked out of them. Dude, it is kind of funny. It's the soul in flex area. Yeah, like you're trying to do anything to get your lungs to work. So you just start like moving.

around. Do you want to do it to yourself? You want to see how squishy it is? Go like this, like in the middle. Like go like this, where your ribcages and they just keep on going lower and lower and so you hit that squishy spot. Then you're going to like,

oh, yeah. That's your solar complex right there. That's where you like, if you get hit there really hard, you lose your wind. I have a horrible memory. When I was a kid, I jumped off the slide and I thought I was like, I didn't even look, dude.

I was a, they called me a daredevil, okay? When I was like five years old, they called me the daredevil. They called me the daredevil. They called it a goat. And I'm not even kidding. I was an absolute maniac.

Like, I was, I was defying, like, physics. I would, I would climb on top of the slide where they have the cover and I would jump onto the fucking bouncy mulch, like on the ground, like, like 10 feet. I'm not even kidding. I was crazy. Wait, what? There's one time I, yes, dude. I broke both of my arms when I was a kid.

I busted ahead of him five times. I was a maniac. I was actually crazy. So you failed. Well, there was one time I jumped off the slide and I wasn't looking. And the lip, it was like one of those, I had the lips. It was like open, like, with the U or whatever. And I landed right on my stomach on it.

And I was like, I was like, I can't breathe. Dude. Dude. I mean, do you. Dude, I'd be so pissed off at my son guy here and he's like, and he's like, wheeh. I'm like, pack your shit, are we going home.

I was like, say how son. It was my sister. I was just curious if, like, you have any videos or you're doing anything dumb when you were like, like five or six. Because like I could just imagine you being like ADHD bouncing everywhere. There's a thing called like it was called like the blue flip or like the something. It was like a flip camera and it was like revolutionary.

Okay. And we had something else called the green machine. This doesn't even sound real. But what? So the green machine was a thing where you pedal and move your arms and you can drift. You could like do this and you'd full on drift. It was like you sit in it and it's like a cool bike thing. Okay.

And then my sister had this. blue-phone flip camera thing. And I was doing the green machine and I drift and I got out and I started sprinting a straight line and I fucking ran right into a tree and boom and my head was like bleeding. And it made a sound in the video. It was like, ooh. What if the tree made a face? It was like, ooh.

Ooh. Yeah. Well, like most of it wasn't recorded. No. When my sister and I, we would go hang out with her friends. So my sister was two years older than me. I was always the one that they would like test things on and I would always get bullied. They one time, they had this really, really steep driveway that would go to their like garage and stuff like that.

And there was like a concrete wall. So imagine it's like the driveway goes down, ends with a concrete wall, concrete wall, and then garage on this side. You know what I'm saying? So it's like they pushed me down in this wagon and I went straight down really fast, straight into the concrete wall in a wagon, like in a little red wagon. What were they trying? I don't know. I was like six. What was that experiment?

I want to see if he dies. I don't know. Another time they told me to swing in a vine. Yeah. It was bad, dude. It was really bad. Wait, you were saying another time? Oh, I was going to just say another time we went to like a creek.

And I don't know why we were playing in a creek. But they told me to swing. I was a fat kid. So they wanted to see if the vine would hold me up. And I swang on the vine and I broke and I hurt my arm really bad. And they were like, oh, don't be a pussy. I was like 10 or 8 or 9. You should have shot them.

Don't be a pussy. Suck it up. So then I went home and I was like, my arm was hurting it. I didn't tell my mom about it or anything. Because I didn't want to be a pussy. God, dude. You should have broke their arms and said, don't be a pussy about it. Oh my God.

Quit saying that word. Don't be a hoose. Don't be a who's. Don't be a who's about it. Okay, to the viewers at home, they just said the worst word imaginable. Yeah, over and over and over. I didn't know that that bad. It's not that bad.

No, that is a bad one. No, that is a bad one. No, that's on par with the F one, guys. On YouTube, yeah. Flip. No, it's not. Yeah, flip. Yeah, food.

Dude, you can't say flip. Who's got to monetize the million times it would know? Is it you Nick? No, it's me. Thank you, YouTube, Facebook. Yeah, that's true. Damn, yeah, he caught you in the corner right there with that one. You was like a little ratty.

Yeah, yeah. Let me see that big butt. You're reading that cheese. You're like, never mind here, and you give it back. Mm-hmm. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

So, so I found. out that people in Britain call, you know how we call cheese sharp? They call it, no. I think they call it hard. What? Like, you have like sharp cheese. That's like it makes it more like punch in

or like stinky. It's like sharp cheddar. They call it more strong. They call it hard. Yeah, I know the sharp cheddar. It's called sharp. You call it sharp, yeah. Like the sharper the cheese,

is it aged, more aged or something? Something like that, yeah. Why do you want your cheese to age, Matt? It's a good. It's a good. It's a good. I like sharp cheese. I like a strong, powerful cheese.

I do. Oh. I like a little kale. I like a short cheese like smells so bad. No, no, no. What's that really bad smelling cheese? Oh, what is it, dude? Blue.

Like much? Like extra sharp guda. Really? Really old. Extra old is left over. Left out. It is real. Hot concrete.

Look up. Wet cheese. Look up extra sharp monster. No. Extra sharp gutta is aged no less than 26. months. And I swear it's the worst smelling thing ever. Dude, how do they even make cheese? It's from milk, isn't it? 3,000-year-old ones. You like, put milk in a bucket and you go, yeah, you get that milk out.

Yeah. And then you get a, put that shit in a bucket. And then you, I think you get like water, a bucket and like a little cheese cloth and you're like, all right, all right, I want to do a POV. I want to do a POV. Okay. You have to reenact the POV I give you. Okay. Ready? Okay. POV, you're the first person in the world that sees a cow. Sorry. Oh, my God. Is that the cow response? Oh, my God.

Is that what the... You're the first person who sees a cow for the first time you notice their udders. Ew. Okay, that's enough. You like that monkey. You like that monkey give. Wrap it out. I don't know.

Dude, I don't look at this guy anymore. I go, I go, that made me got to go poop again. Like, I really have to go again because of that. No, it doesn't. I'm not going to go, though. He wants me to be a cow. What? It took somebody to utter the thing.

To jerk it. Milk it. To gulke it. To gulke it. To gulke it. Ew. To what? Do you know how jelking?

To gune it? Of course you know what jelking is. You get a weight and you tell it. hide on the tip. Oh. Don't look it up. Nobody look up that. It's to lengthen your,

your, it's like to see the, dude, dude. Isn't that like when you, isn't that when you just like a weight? Does you feel like a weight on it or something? By stretching and ripping and pull.

Oh, oh. Dude, I can't stop. I literally can't stop. This is like a dream. Gooning is like an eight-hour blue ball session with the boys. With the boys.

Is that what they called the goons? Yeah, they goon a lot. Guys, when are we getting a guest on the podcast? When are we ever going to get a guest? I remember when we started. I wanted to do it. Every five day. Because Isaac's asleep.

He woke up, by the way, he's pissed. He's lighted us. Yeah, he's not waking him up. Yeah. Well, then again, I went up at 2 o'clock, and I saw you guys were all sitting in there. I'm like, all right, shit. I remember the last warning that they gave him.

about like we have to be up and there's a 15 minute grace period. So I'm not gonna rely on somebody to wake me up. So then I just bodyed it. Like, yeah, you guys could have woke me up, but I was like, that's not their responsibility. Yeah.

Nope. Ain't your daddy, bro. Yeah, it's three and 24. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. Dude. Dude.

I turned 19 in less than 20 days. That is, oh. What? Damn, what the hell? I thought you turned 18. I'm not even going to lie. No, it feels like it.

But. This year from bye, to be honest. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. A lot of time flat by. Oh, 19 is like a fake age. I don't think that's real. Yeah, 19 is a awkward one for me. It's weird because it's the last year of being a teenager,

but it means nothing. Like, no one cares about being 18. Not even 20. Listen, 20 is also like, there's a little extent of the second and you're like, oh, new, new era. Yeah. Right. New decade.

Mm-hmm. But then it's like, okay, well, no, I'm 20. 20 is like, 20. You want to know the worst birthday of all time? 22. 22 is the worst. And then 22 is when things hit it. And then 24.

And here's what happens. Listen, this is, at least this was my perspective. I was like going through life and I was seeing all these warnings, you know, like alcohol, drugs, like tobacco, all this shit. All these warnings, I'm like, oh, there's something like above me. There's like this hierarchy of age that I haven't, like this threshold I haven't surpassed. All this advertising is like, don't drink 21 or younger or like younger than 21, whatever. Then I'm 22 and I'm like, bro, now the world is just open and I like unlocked everything. And now it's like lame.

Now I can do whatever I want. It doesn't even matter. It's like when you make a GTA account, you get all the, you know, achievements, everything. You get all the great money off the trash. And I was like, oh, it's ruined. That's why, like, I want a career where I'm just going to learn stuff and become like really smart in one subject.

Because then it's like I can just build upon things and tell people about it. I want to ask the viewers, what is the absolute strongest alcohol you can just take a sip of and you use, you're just a different galaxy? Moonshine. Yeah, moonshine. It's just like alcohol. It's like the closest thing that rubbing out blonde. You can make people blind.

What difference does it make it than from rubbing alcohol? Well, they're different alcohols. Rubbing alcohol is like, isn't that like ethanol or like rubbing alcohol is like a different unall or something, whatever the fucking. Isopropyl alcohol. And then there's ethanol. I don't know. Something.

I got you. But either way, either way, they're different. I don't think you can consume. rubbing alcohol. We should all try a man. I think your body breaks down the alcohols differently. Yeah, I think alcohol. I think alcoholics will get rubbing alcohol and

eat hand sanitizer if they can't buy like alcohol. Remember that was a thing? That was like a thing like some time ago. It was like people were starting to try and drink or like break apart the alcohol in rubbing alcohol. Wait, wait, wait. Damn.

Why? Okay, this is an alcohol or any drink related. But I remember when Tanner was buying the air, was it the air? air. No, what was it? Rice cooker? No, no, no, no, no. It pushes out. It's like that. It's like the humidifier.

Raid? Air. The air pressure. The air pressure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it that they asked you for your, like, oh, air saw. Oh, yeah, the aerosol. It was the electronic dustry because people they inhale it. Yeah. Oh, is it CO2? Yeah. Like the way. Same with spray paint. What the hell, dude.

I've seen videos of people taking whippets in the aisle. at a grocery store and they're passing out. Dude, I have a grunk does it all the time. I do do whippets. I do whipets. I do whippets, everybody. I do whippets and poppers. At the same time.

You're like, no, this shit I even go wrong. And my mouth is like silver. No, that's been spray paint. Yeah, spray paint.

All right, hold on. I have a topic because this is, this was the craziest experience of my entire life. Well, one of them in the fast, yeah, in the fast food.

line in a drive-thru with Larry last night and Isaac yeah go on so the guy who is taking our order was high out of his absolute mind so insanely high

I recorded part of it not the best part because the best part happened and I don't even show it in case there's like any sensitive anything I'm gonna play the audio if we can even like get like a glimpse of him because I don't think we're going to bro like this guy oh my god

So while Larry's pulling that up I pull up to the window It's that jack in the box Funny enough I feel like that would definitely Like they would hire people who just smoke weed on the job And do nothing else

It might not have even been weed dude I don't know He was nuts And I say Can I get a number 14 Five piece And he goes You want a number 25 spicy

And I'm like 14s The five chicken fingers And he was like What is it number 14 I swear to God He goes what is number 14 Hold on And I was like

It's just five chicken fingers. And he was like, oh, you want five chicken fingers spicy? And I was like, no, I just want him regular because Larry said he wanted him regular. And then he was like, all right, a 14 regular. Like, what do you want with it? Like you want like a drink? Some people, he was like, some people would get a drink with it. And I was like, okay, that's weird of you to say that.

Yeah, he wants lemonade, whatever. Okay. And then I go to my order. There's more issues. The guy is just like taking forever to understand what I'm saying. I'm being so clear in what I'm saying, it's crazy. Okay. Then he overcharges me for my meal.

I knew he did because it was like 19 bucks for a munchy meal. I was like, whatever. Like, I don't care. I'll just, I'll pay for it. And then I get home. Oh my God. This is where it gets crazy. Dude, I get home.

Larry's meal is correct. I'm pretty sure. Mine, dude. So I was supposed to get like a spicy, like a loaded spicy chicken sandwich, like Munchy meal, which is supposed to have like two tacos, fries, a chicken sandwich, and then like a brownie or something and a drink. Bro, I open it up. It's two buns.

And like, like halfway. out the bun is just like a fillet of chicken. It's like not like there's nothing on the sandwich. It's so dry. It looked like a chicken finger in a sandwich bun. And then he forgot the taco's jack in the box. I opened it and I was like, you guys are kidding.

I showed I showed Isaac and Larry and I was like, dude, there's no way, right? Like this shit is insane. You guys realize that this house is like waves of things. Like this is the jack in the box era because jack in the box has been mentioned for like two weeks now. Well, that's because of me. Because I've been getting it a lot.

It's Larry Ann Tanner's fault. My bad. Wait, so, it is good, though. I mean, guilty of storage. Jagging the box is not like the end of the world, right? It's all right. It's not the worst thing. It's all right.

But yeah, I mean, you're married. When you're hungry, like 2 a.m. It's not bad. I'm not even, I paid $19 for a chicken finger in between two pieces of bread and fries and a drink. $19 fucking dollars. Okay. Okay. I think you can hear a little bit of him, but it's not really going to sound like he's, like, high or anything, but you could just.

fries and usually like a hamburger there's a little bit of everything or whatever it is can do like chicken I want to All right can I do a chicken sandwich Munchy box Spicy or just regular I'll do spicy

The spicy one? Yeah Okay gotcha What type drink did they need? I'll do a large lemonade as well Cool All right Cool.

Really fries on that one? Yeah. Okay. By this point... And three-piece stuffed jalapeno. Dude, by this point, he was already... Three-piece stuffed halifidio. By this point, he was all...

Like, that was the most articulated he was the entire time. The beginning was the worst. We didn't get the beginning on camera. Dude. Every time he's on something you can hear him go, like, okay. Wait, you said spicy, right? Yeah, spicy.

Oh, spicy. Dude, he was, like, trying to, like, he was, like, trying to, like, specify. He was like, oh, so you want, like, a little bit of everything? Yeah.

He said that at the beginning, I was like, a little bit. Yeah, he was, like, trying to be inclusive, so is this for you, or was this, like, anyone who wants her,

right? Like, anyone wants to get her. Yeah, dude, whatever. It's a matter. Take the order. God damn. You want, like,

everybody in there wants a little bit of everything? He was like, Some people, he was like, some people get a burger or just like depending on who they are. And I was like, what? Yeah, like, it really matters with the person. Not like, most people, like analyzing you. He's like analyzing everything. Yeah, like most people like you, like your stature will get like a drink or something.

You look like a, you look like a, like a, like a Marchy Jr. kind of guy. I'm not really trying to, I'm not trying to be like, you know, that guy. Yeah. I'm not trying to. You're really coming off as like. I remember. I remember. I was like I was door dashing Wendy's.

I was like I had like just like a weird craving. I was like, okay, I just want a chocolate frosty, large fries, maybe just some nuggets too. I was like, okay, cool. You know what I fucking get? I get like a small lemonade or like a high sea and like a singular like burger with like nothing else. It was like a patty buns and a lemonade.

I was like, this isn't what I wanted. It said Tanner on the bag. So I was like, it wasn't even a wrong order. It was just a Tanner. The wrong Tanner, bro. I was like, oh,

imagine there was another Tanner. That'd be crazy. I was like, what? This isn't what I wanted. I've never gone to a bad door dash guy. What? I was like,

oh my God. I had an Uber. I don't know if I talked about this already, but I had an Uber driver like last week or two weeks ago. He's been Ubering for seven years and he had over 23,000. That's crazy. Wow. That's insane.

23,000. And like his punchline for every joke was like, I'm in my 40s, so I don't know why they're talking to me like that. Like, like, because we'd ask him, we were like, over and over. What's the craziest thing that has happened to you in your time Ubering? And then he said, he said one time that, um, that he said girls would flirt with him and stuff. And he's like, dude, I have a girlfriend and I'm 40. And it's like, what are you doing? And then, um, he said his craziest, six.

was that like a girl had a bracelet in her vagina which a vagina a bracelet yeah she had a necklace on her vagina

she had a tattoo and earrings on her a vagina she had a bracelet to me because this girl had a bracelet on her vagina in the club or something

she put it up there for whatever reason. And then in the car, in the Uber, she was looking for it, asking her friends, where's my bracelet? And then they're like, is it in your vagina? And she's like, oh, yeah. And then she started fishing it out in the car. And then he goes, like, come on, guys.

I'm a 40-year-old Uber driver. Like, what are you doing? And he also, he had these own flyers. Like, he runs. He runs this group for like get-togethers of like He has age groups of like 18 to to 25 And then like 25 to like 60 Groups of people and they all go like bowling to amusement parks

And it's all and it's all on Discord And and well no no no they like they're like playing on discord I guess But um But he's like yeah no one talks in there because the guys are Scared to talk to the girls and the girls will only talk there's guys talking. He's like, I'm 40, so I don't even know. I'm 40, so I'm 40.

I don't know. I'm 40. It's so interesting. Like, Uber's are so silly. If you talk to the Uber driver, they're silly. Dude, the Florida ones are funny. Dude, wait, Larry, you said you've never had a bad door dash experience? Yeah.

Okay. You're crazy. My door dash, this was back in Jersey, there was construction on the fucking road. He made me walk all the way over to him to pick it up. He genuinely was like, I had to do that before. He made me, like, I actually had to drive and then walk through the construction site to get to him because he just didn't want to fucking find another route to get to me. I'm like, dude, I'm tipping you so much and you're just going to make you walk to get my food.

I've had some pretty bad experiences. I lived in a gated neighborhood in Vegas, and I was like, you don't let the guy in, but he was so impatient because, like, I had to get a code to my phone or whatever. And he just dropped it off at the past, like, the walking gate where you can, like, walk in with a little keypad. and he took a picture there. And I was like, what the hell? And I had a ripstick. And it was like maybe a three-minute ride on a ripstick or something like that, four minutes. I get over there, it's gone.

It's already gone. Drop that quick, just like that. My Chapoli. My Chapoli was stolen. Wasn't there a guy that was trying to take Isaac's order? He was like old, though, but he was like... Oh, he like drove away and said it was delivered. Mm-hmm.

You can message your door dash or driver for up to 30 minutes after the order gets dropped off. you just harass him for 30 minutes? I think that's what he did. I think he did. You left it. You left me out from sleep. I was sleeping in the beanbag and you woke me up and then you started taking photos of me and you sent to your door dash driver.

Oh, yeah. I was like, hurry up. He's hungry. He needs it. Hurry up. They were so cool with those pictures. I ended up reaching out to support and tipping them more because they were such a good sport about like photos of you like 0.5 and stuff.

I was like, I look so gross, dude. I like greasy. What is one routine? that you guys had living back home that you guys missed that you don't have here for me it was I've ever been on a routine like for me it was like waking up

like doing something like walking like walking like two miles to go grab coffee and then coming back home that would be something like I would do like pretty much almost nearly every day like I would just go out and just experience just like a cafe or just or just like I went to a Starbucks but the whole walk there and then the whole walk back was like scenic

you could do that now Okay, I guess this is more This isn't like a routine What? I'm just saying you do it right now Okay If you want to do it right now This wasn't a routine

But I guess more tradition And I'll never be able to do it again Unless I buy land Because we live in a stupid place now But we used to get all of our Like old furniture Pallets of Wood Dude when you live in the South

You just get pallets of wood I don't even know how they spawn in Pallets of Wood Sticks, logs tree ranches, everything. Everything. Pine straw. Big ass fire pit.

You just burn it like once a year. Like the biggest like bonfire of all time. Dude, yummy. I was driving in Georgia not too long ago and I shit you not. It was like bigger than this entire plot of like house. And it was just a giant fire that was being controlled burnt. It was insane.

You felt the heat. Fun. You felt the heat from it when you were driving by. It could get dangerous really quick. You have to be really careful. Like we had a, it was probably like 40 feet away from our house, 30 feet away from our house. but it was windy and the flames were burning towards the house, like a little close, scared, like scarily close.

The flames were touching the, you know, big ass pine tree and the bottom branches of the pine tree were, like, getting burnt from the fire. That is scary. Yeah. Pretty crazy. You know who got it crazy? Fucking Sweden got it crazy. Sweden got this, like, giant wooden goat made out of, like, wager or whatever the hell.

Like, it's huge. Oh, yeah. And then someone has to, like, burn it. Like, they don't burn it, but, like, usually the tradition is that someone burns it, without being spotted, I think, or something like that. It's like a yearly thing. It's pretty wild.

What about Burning Man? We got Burning Man. We got Burning Man. We got Burning Man. Come on. Let's go Burning Man. Come on Burning Man. Let's go to Burning Man.

You know the place. Burning Man would be crazy. It's in the middle of nowhere in Nevada. Literally middle of nowhere. Burning Man just reminds me of like Mad Max. It would be cool, but it's also, dude, I don't know, man. Really, really weird, like, cult vibes of like orgies and psychedelics.

That's all that is, right? That's what I understand. It's just like people that are like high on LSD or like and having Norgie. That is what it is. Yeah. That is what it is. The visuals would be cool. Being out in the desert would be cool.

Having like a e-bike riding through the desert with like everything going on would be really cool. But like everything else is like really weird. I don't know. Lots of lots of SDGs and most people. Yeah. I smell like fish up in that bit. Ooh. I don't know.

They're also like like I'm all for like community and like being. like sharing, but like when people go to like EDC and they take like eight bracelets off their arm and they put it on someone else and they're like, have you can't get bracelets? Have you guys seen those? Wait, what are talking about? They're like, they're like, indoctrining them into like their like group

through like their bracelets that they inquired too. Yeah, I don't know. Or the necklaces, it's such a. Ew, stop. That's what he said. That's what they do. That is what they actually freak out like they're being like reborn through God.

You're talking about, you're talking about. This is Brennan, right? You're talking about still? I'm just talking about like EDC or like any kind of like EDM like rape concert. They do this. The bracelets and like the necklaces are very symbolic and like mean a lot. It's kind of weird. They're kind of crazy.

I want to go to a Raven, Belgium. Belgium. That one I'll join you on you on that one. I just want to visit the sidemen one day. Oh, I'll join you on that one as well. Imagine playing a soccer with KSI. Brough. Can you play soccer?

mate, mate, bro. I want to fight Tommy Fury, mate, bro, bro, man, brov. Did you see where he was like an evil anime villain on the interview with Tommy Fury?

And he was like, your day of reckoning will come. Dude, I love that. I love that about him. When he, it was like, I think it was Tommy Fury that said something in that interview about like,

one of them said something super fucking cringe. It was like really, really bad. I got to find out what it is. I'll get back to you guys after the podcast. Everybody. Sorry. I was trying to remember.

I had it and then I forgot. But sorry, viewers. Just look up to the KSI Tommy Fury interview. Did you watch the Dylan Dennis and Logan Paul one? Was it edited or was it real? Duke Dennis, Dylan. Which, I don't know, actually. There were clips that were edited.

Dude, that was like brain numb. Dude. It's like... It's like... It's like flash words now. Duke, Dennis, A&P. A&P level three. And P.

Jop. Damn. Oh, can we... Can we talk really fast about our internet issue? That we just... Oh, this is... Our internet curse. It's not...

This is a curse. Yeah. So, yeah. This is bad. This is detrimental. Yeah. I got a phone call this morning. I was half asleep.

was at 9 a.m. And this woman asks me, just to confirm all the information about our AT&T fiber line that we're going to get, and then I just checked my email before the podcast, and they said that it's going to cost

$149,000 for a fiber line to be laid out to our house because it has to be over a mile of fiber line to our house. Bro. We're done.

All right, guys, co-group tips it off and we can get that fiber line. We can get that. 5x4K. This is an action, the first real goal with code group. We should all start collectively streaming and we should all have the goal at the top. Yeah.

If we all streamed at the same time, our internet would go down. We couldn't, it wouldn't even be able to support it. We should try it. Let's all try it. No. Hyper optic phone. Wait, we have 35 uploading. We have 30 fucking five.

We make content for a living and we have 35 upload and there's five of us living in this house. Yeah, where's that? 10% off. I'm going to jump off a bridge. My eyes just fell out of my head and he said that. That is dumbest. That is dumbest. That is dumbest.

We have seven upload a piece. Seven. That is dumbest. Yeah, this actually, this podcast might take a week to upload. I'm going to tell GameRefs up is going to be like, what? They're not going to do it. And they shouldn't have to, honestly. If it was like 20, 30,000, maybe we could do it.

But a hundred and 40s. Dude, it's not like our landlord would even let us put a fire line straight through his house. I mean, unless he's like a greedy bastard and he's like, oh, yeah. Yeah, we have, so we have like another lease with Gave or something for this year, but we don't know what's happening after this. But, but we would be doing this guy such a favor if we put a fiber line in his house. Like, such a huge favor. Oh, my God, we would. Because if they wanted fiber, it would be, wait.

Oh, my God. Wait, we're like there. We're basically like superheroes. We'll basically be like the facility. We'd be like Jesus. Wait, why can you? Why should we like, why should we should ask a neighborhood? We should ask the neighborhood if everyone wants to chip in.

Oh, I do like a hot dog. Dude, I literally saw a lemonade stand we could do. We could easily do a better lemonade stand. Yeah. I just really don't give a puck. I'm going to run. They want 25 cents. We want fucking fiber.

I don't even care what they want. Wait, are you talking about the, like, there were like kids like a really, really far down the road that had like a lemonade stand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, oh, that reminds me of one. We did one. Remember that?

Uh-huh. And then the police guy go. And then the police came. Yeah, because they thought the worst of us. I'm a friend to get near the lemonade stand because anything that's like wholesome and sweet, I somehow end up ruining it. And I feel like what's going to happen is I'm going to like go up to it. I'm going to trip.

And then it'll just break the whole thing down. Family guy speed style or, uh, happy. No, more like smiling friends. This sounds like an interesting genre. You like, you like, you like, smiling friends score. Either that in your, pause for a second. tripping over a pebble, right? You pause and then you happen.

That's more a SpongeBob. No, that's SpongeBob. Really? All right. Yes. Trust. Trust. 10% of. Make sure we get that fiber line. Please. Pretty please. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, please take care. Again, please send me.

And take care of yourself. Be kind to yourself. And please take care of a grunk. For those who are in his college, take care of him. Yeah, guys, if you know, if you're here right now and you know it, come say hi. Just come to say hello. Bring some choglet, bring some snacks, bring some drinks. Wait, actually don't, like only if you go here.

Come say hi. Don't come here and then say hi. Go here, like, as a school student. And if you see me, say what's up. You should ID them before you've been talking to them. Yeah. Make them sign of DNA. Leave them and make them with their heart.

Okay, all right y'all. All right. All right, y'all. Let's wrap this thing up. Code group. Wrap your Willie, don't get silly. Code group. Subscribe to Soft Willie.

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