The Group Chat - #74 - We Got CURSED!

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

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Hello. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the group chat podcast, everybody, single person. Welcome to the group chat podcast. I got my cam on. What's going on, everybody? Cam, I got my cam on. Cam, I got my cam on.

This is me thinking of cinnamon toast. I'm making that cinnamon toast crunch. I'm crunching that toast bunch. Yaw, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. to the Goochette podcast episode 70, 33, 4. We haven't had quite a lot of topics. We miss one.

There's something. Oh, he did miss. We didn't miss. That's why I feel like it's in ages. Okay, wait, we didn't even address it. We missed a week. Not a single person said anything on Twitter. Yes, we did.

Yes, we did. Yeah. I told you guys. I was like, we have to let people know. And there was like 40 from like eight minutes ago at like at 2 p.m. Central, which is three Eastern. And they're all like, it's Friday. Where the hell is Friday?

What podcast at? Which, by the way, I'm glad people are keeping up. You know, what are you talking about? People are more than it. That's cool. That's sweet. But we had a group chat house devastation attack alien. What's new?

What is our luck? Actually, what is we understand that? So here's the thing. None of this was any of our faults. A lot of people think, oh, these guys just, 90. No. Dude, no.

We were not doing anything. The system is outdated. 2002, older than me. You didn't say what happened. We didn't say what happened. I was getting out. I was getting there. I was getting there.

I was getting there. I was getting out. Oh, whatever. You guys didn't let me finish. But it's fine. AC broke down. It got really hot. There.

Yeah. Awesome story. Broken record, dude. Only upstairs, though. Downstairs is like cool as, it's like a biome. Yep. Yeah.

Like, it's a shift. If you walk, you do feel pretty good down there. You do I feel good up here too. I'm feeling not that. Look, it's so cold in my room that I got a switch around. They got all these books. I got my window open.

It's fall back in Washington. You're actually wet as hell of it right now. I am wet. I'm disgustingly dripping. You're going to wear that wife beater all the time and that hair knit and that. I actually have not seen me wear anything other than a wife. Yeah, you're going to create. It's kind of weird.

You got to start taking that off. What's your deal? Dude, it's so hot here. You got to change up the flow. Even when it's not hot. you wear a tanner how the fuck Tanner is like all right

I'm ready to go let's go you and me and he's wearing fucking sweatpants it's a hundred and he's wearing sweating when I'm working out I like sweating when I work out

you know makes it feel like I did something dude we you know what I feel like we're not real in this camera right now it's like an inch exploding in this I mean this is like a weird

alternative reality someone's like uh this is like a this is like a Fiona and cake episode where we're all like like drunk's like got lost in time and now he's just

yeah it's like He missed the exit on the right through like the space war. Yeah, he became like the Egyptian king. Yeah, no. Isaac is a cinnamon toast crunch guy now, I guess. I built this shit. You built that, dude?

I'm licking my friend. Oh, my God, you're perfect. I'm turning into the pyramid. Oh, oh, grung. Oh, I do got to stay by the way. Since I have a window unit, when I scream, it's like, it's like loud outside. Oh, I know. And I was screaming bloody murder yesterday last night.

I was like, I'm getting killed. I probably should have mimicked that but you know I was screaming a bunch of stuff and I got a control last time well before we get into the topics we do want to give a huge shout out to the sponsor of every episode ever

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Yomi. Yomi, you want a story. It a story? It a story. What my story time? Yomi wants to talk about, dude. Okay, so I had like a horrible flashback. Like, recently, dude, I've been feeling.

like bad luck. I don't know what's been going on lately with me, but I've just been feeling like strike a bad luck, strike a bad luck, strike a bad luck. And I feel like the broken AC in all of our houses is because of me because the AC broke in my house in Vegas. Then the next year, it broke at our first house with you guys, the group house. And then the same year, it breaks at the next group house with you guys. I've had three ACs break at three different houses in two years, which I feel like is a world record. That has to be some kind of record. Like, that doesn't just happen to people. Like, they last for like 15 years-ish. Yeah. Yeah, they have like a two decade life space.

How am I living in three hours for two years? And they all break at the same time. At least with Texas, both my and my neighbor's house always would go out every summer. Every single summer, it would go out for, I don't know how long. I think they'd make them better. If they go to even more than Texas, you think they'd make them so they don't break. I don't know why, dude. I literally don't know why they.

Because people just don't want to spend that money. People just don't want to spend that money. That's why there's an expansion. They didn't spend money enough to, like, probably fix it. and now we have this issue. There's an expansion on the story, right? So the AC, sorry, I'm doing weird stuff with my thumb because it hurts really bad because I just signed a bunch of shit.

It actually hurts so bad. Move on. No, no, the, so the AC breaks, right? And then we get into this new house, it breaks again. I'm like, damn, that's crazy. Okay, the unexpected, the most unexpected thing of all time. Everyone who watches the podcast knows we had 20 scorpions in the last house. And all of us were safe and fine.

We had interactions with them, whatever. One of the scorpions, that wasn't found where all the other ones was. Like, there was one scorpion that was upstairs. And of course, it was in my bathtub. Like, when I'm naked in there, standing barefoot, right? Yeah, being naked. Yeah.

Okay. So then I'm like, okay, that's weird. Why is this dude trying to touch me upstairs? Then we get to this new house, we think there's no more problems. Everything's perfect. AC goes out, deja vu. Then I'm sleeping in the beanbag chair, in the living room on the ground. And it's a big seven-foot being bag chair.

So my whole body's on it. I'm laying down. I wake up to pain on my foot. And I'm like, what is that? Did I just get bit by something? Nah, there's no way I just got bit by something. And then I, like, try to close my eyes to go back to sleep. And then it comes back like five seconds later and the pain is way worse.

And I'm like, what the fuck? I totally just got bit. I lift up the blanket. There's a scorpion just standing right next to my foot in between my legs looking right at me. And I'm like, no fucking way in this house, dude. Like, this new house we're in. Not only, like, the first scorpion we've ever seen in this house. We saw 20 in the last one.

Nobody gets done. We see one in this house. And I immediately, it's like, You're actually good. Wait, I have a group video idea. Can we, can we experiment on you? Can we see how bad luck? Dude.

Can we put you up? Can we get you under a ladder? Get like a black cat to walk across. Get like all these like all this everything. Opening umbrella and doors. It's truly saddening. And then give him $3,000 and play one blackjack hand just to make sure that this is bad luck. That's the final test.

That's the final test. Yeah. We'll see. The 50-50. Bro, I, I actually like, it didn't hurt that bad. but it was so scary that I had nightmares two nights in a row where I would wake up in the middle of the night

and I couldn't go back to sleep because I thought there were scorpions in my bed. Oh, buddy. It's so bad. I was like, oh, there's scorpions. I heard the venom is like all mental. It's not like physical. It goes to your brain in a mess.

Wait, wait, that's the other thing. That's another thing because right after this happened, I'm like up here, I'm editing. I'm like scratching my balls for a second. I hear knocking my door. Or I see yummy in the hallway, something. And he was like, he looked like accomplished. He had like a suit and jacket on.

Like he was about a meet and greet, like people that wanted to ask about how bad it was. Getting bit by a scorpion. He was like, you'll never guess what happened. I was like, what happened? He was like, I got bid by scorpion. And then like it was like cool. It was like, okay, well, you look cooler saying bit. And I imagine you sing bit.

Like I made you like a role model in my head. My bad, dude. It was a, it was a Arizona bark scorpion, which is like one of the only venomous ones in North America. The most poisonous, venomous scorpions in the world. They called the baby killer. You said it the sting or the bite, whatever it was, was not that bad. It didn't. Okay, so.

It's kind of surprising. They call it baby trauma. The smaller the scorpion, the worst, the sting is what I've heard. This one was as big as the bean bag. This one was like that big. It was like this big, I think. Something like that. That's huge.

Yeah, I know. It could kill a yummy. You're bullshitting out your butthole, dude. What, me? Well, it's probably like this big. It's probably like... Okay, well, with its tail extended out, it was probably like this. Oh, yeah. Oh, my.

What? It's not that big. It's like that. But its body was probably like this big. Ooh. Okay. I can't tell, dude. I don't know.

Was this thing like the size of a fucking guinea pig when you lifted the entire blanket up in solid? Okay. You know what's weird? You know how like, small mammal? You know when they're pissed their tails

are coiled or like ready? It was just flat. It was just looking at me flat. Like it just sung me and then it was like chilling. Like what's good, bro? Yeah.

Because you know, they just died, dude. They get like, they put their all into that sting and then they pass away. I think he was depressed. I think he was trying to apologize

after he stung me. Or he was upset because you didn't kill over and die. He stung you twice and you lifted it up like strong as a bull and you looked at him and he was like, fuck.

I was talking a wrong guy. That was told us. supposed to kill you, man. How are you doing now? You're alive. So the statistics on if you're five years old or younger and you get stung by the scorpion that stung me and you don't go to the ER, you will have a one in four chance of dying.

Whoa. Dude, that's like crazy. It's crazy. You could die. If you have a kid, bro, and you live in the Southwest or Texas, you need to go, you need to take your kid up fucking hospital. They get stuck by scorpion. You know, I learned that it isn't just us.

There's a thing that was like all of Texas is having like a scorpion infestation. And it's like they're absolutely everywhere and they're breaking into people's houses and they're like stinging them multiple times. They're killing these people. We have the worst luck. We should have this worst like Colorado. Like honestly.

Dude, that's what I'm saying. We saw a house in Colorado that was like that was the first house we looked at. Dude, it was like a fog. It was so hopeful. It was by the mountains. Oh my. It was a log cabin farm.

It wasn't that one. Log mansion. Yeah, it was a log. The log mansion by the mountains. Oh, right. Maybe we have like chapters of our group house and I'm like we have a group house retirement home and it's just like in Colorado. I'm imagine it was one morning. I'm like, imagine it's one of morning.

Grunk, you and I, we walk outside in the morning and we like have like a fucking coffee with a bear. You skip a rock. You skip a rock on the lake. Yeah. Yami's fishing adventure and I'm just like, yeah. Oh my God. Okay. Okay, let's do this.

Let's make this a reality. You bring back like a bluefish tuna, like a king tuna. And then I like, it's like, it's like, you're fishing. Dude, that's how you eat it. That's your dinner for tonight. Dude, speaking of scaling it, I think I've watched enough TikToks where I could fully de-scale and de-bone a full-grown 1,500-pound blue-fish tuna. 15-100-pound bluefin. Bluefin, bluefin.

Oh, you're going to miss up the day. I don't believe you anymore. You all saw credibility. I watched so many TikToks. You start with the fin. You start with the smaller fins at the bottom. Get the feet off. You start to de-scale.

I don't trust you. You start eating up a dish. You cut up your arms, you put them in the Nelson, and then you're fucking... You crank it. Dude, those knives that they used to cut through that tuna are so sharp that it's terrifying. Surgical knives are scary, dude. A foot of meat, they just go straight through it. You know what I think all the bad luck is from?

What? This damn sphere they put in Las Vegas. The damn sphere. I just sound like my dad. I think it's literally like, what's the word? imbued with evil energy and it's bringing it all across the world. Ever since, no, no, no, ever since it turned into an eyeball,

I thought that played that thing was... Dude, that was bad. I want to go. By the way, by the way, do you know how much it cost to, like, have it rent out for one day? Oh, $450K, I think. $450K for a day. It's $450,000.

Let's get there. Code group, come on. Code group. It is. It's like half a mill. It's like half a mill. Bro, dude. What if we know what a doo-doo?

There were like 3 million impressions. It'll be like 3 million online and 300k in person. That's like one big tweet. That's like, boy, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you talking about, are you talking about advertising? Yeah. Oh my God, I thought you guys were going on a bit where you were saying how much it was to build it. $450K.

To build it. It was like too high, made obvious joke and too low to be like, see. Wait, have you seen the inside over though, the concerts that they don't? Like, literally. How do you even? How do you even program those? Like I saw it turns a cube. Was falling?

Yeah. How do you program a square to look like a square in a sphere? What? It's a light. Duh, but like it's still a sphere. So you have to like calculate how it will look as a scale. Yeah, to calculate how to math. It's just like it's a grid basically.

Think about it. Like 10 lights this way makes this far across this side. Yeah, but like you have to increase it as Like the sides like decrease and like you have to make sure the resolution doesn't fuck up. I feel like it's not as hard on the top than the side or like lower. I really hope. Are you doing it? Dude, I really hope someone high.

If they skip on the podcast and they get to this and they're like, wrong. You got to get the square and you calculate it and you zoom it in until you get the perception. Chad, type one if you're high while watching this. Yeah. Grunk. Grunk, chat, do it for them. No, no, don't hit a blinker.

backgrounds. Stop. Oh, he's hitting the blinker. All right. Let me suddenly change the topic because we actually, we, I want to do, um, a quick moment of silence for a fellow fallen soldier. We had a really tiny squirrel. Unfortunately, he was in a batch of like grossness and like disease. A decent size squirrel. I actually, I think his brain is like really like really bad. Like I think his brain is like purple or like gray because that pulls. So dirty, buddy. I think he's, he's like perfectly preserved. No,

he was going through his head. Like, that was like a healthy squirrel. Yeah, probably water. He was like, he sees this green glowing pool in this household. He's like,

it was probably like a tragic accident. He jumps in and he's just like, he just like, oh, oh, how. Ooh, grass. Dude, it's like

Oh my god Mountain Dew Mounted I have a squirrel story also A baby squirrel fell from a tree He left like a crater Like a crater It fell

It fell in mold And it left it Actually left a mark in the ground Oh god It was still alive Someone picked it up and had it in a leaf Like they were nursing it in a leaf Oh that's cute

It wasn't like It woke up And it woke up for saying And then it was When that kiss me You know when people like Get the wind knocked out of them He was like

Huh Somebody rolled him up And a leaf And smoked him No Its eyes weren't even Open yet, bro Oh my god

Those squirrels are fun That was a new squirrel Backwood Oh my God he was a nugget Yeah, it was like this big I took a picture of his head. I'm a crater then. It shocked me actually

because they're like yeah look you left a crater I looked at this this hole in the ground there's a tall tree. We just talked over his death. We laughed at him. We laughed at him.

Yeah, as soon as we talked about we started making fun of him. No, but it was sad. No, fuck that squirrel. We actually, it's kind of disgusting on us. Not really because I mean, what do you?

you do you gotta like you know what I mean it was in the water we're not gonna go into the water and we didn't have one of those nets the little thing is um but dude they made me like get it out with my mouth like like use your teeth and get it so I was like okay so I went into the green you have to like stand like this like real

still and then we held you by your feet and we like yeah all right over your mouth like it's out it's out of the pool it's gone it's uh it's completely gone so I can't believe we left it in that condition for three more months after knowing.

I think we have a plague. Do you think so? It's like we're getting at bugs, we're getting dead animals. Okay, viewers that are hexing us like just Can you guys stop? We need a team of counter hexers, brats. We need some divine blessings going on.

I know. Yes, we need some. Yeah, guys, I really need it. I'm serious. Like, actually, God. Yon motherfuck is going to make me start wearing like, goddamn placebos around my neck. Was it evil eye?

Whatever this shit is? Oh, evil eye. Just a little... I'm not just say freaking placebo. Yeah, dude. What the hell?

Brough? You're weird. Dude, did you really just freaking say placebo? Oh my God. You know why we're having all this problems? What? All this problems? All this problems?

I left the Jesus's Lord Cross back of the old house. No, no, no, no. It's okay. No, actually, yeah, we threw it away. We were still experiencing all that bad. I have this. Look, look, look, look. I really been protected this whole time.

Yeah. Or the candles. Oh, W. The candles. Bring the candles out. Oh, my candles are downstairs. They're down there's candles. I can go.

I saw Tanner burning sage. It was burning sage. I was actually smoked it. That's like dedication. You got the gorilla finger. I bought the sage as soon as I found out that the AC was going to take not a day or two, but not even a week. They said weeks and then maybe like a month. And my smile went from this to like,

that was, yeah, that's quite the heartbreaking news. Like everything I didn't take that long. I don't know because people just don't like doing the work. The entire compressor needs to be replaced, which is like a really expensive thing. It's like to be an application. It's the whole unit. It's the entire freaking thing.

On top of the fiber optic. On top of the internet. We do that. The world's most expensive investment. I thought we did. No, I don't think we did. We have poo-poo internet, guys. We have the worst internet of all time.

It takes about four hours to upload a file for Yummy. The most important thing that we should have looked into before buying it is the internet. And guess how much. That's on Nick. I want you guys to guess. Face your bets. How much it costs to get good. To get like slightly better internet than what we have right now.

Just take a watch. Just like think yourself right in this moment and be like, hmm, what could possibly? you know, what price point could get you? $2,300, $140,000. I probably, I think. I don't even know. $154,000.

They were like, oh, you guys want fiber? Yeah, it's just going to be a $154 grand. Give us your college money. Give us your scholarship. I got you. You got a scholarship. You got it. You can transfer to a lot.

Okay. Is that, can you keep arrested for that? No. No. No. I think that's just like dumb on your part. You'll just be screwed forever. Yeah.

You'll just can't never go. to school again probably. That is so much money. I don't get it. I don't know why. Can we do that? What? You need to get the like neighborhood to get to come together.

I was going to do a lemonade like cookie sand. Like so cooking. Yeah. Like a little gross gal. So you make a hundred fifty grand. Hey, you're not a kid. I have like a beard. I'm like,

like run out of the place. Last time we tried to sell lemonade. Last time we tried to sell lemonade, the point. police got called. Yeah, because we had a white van. I wonder why. A white van. During, like, a kid's soccer game.

Yeah. A white van. Kids soccer game. We're building lemonade stand and I'm fully masked though. Like, if I was going to buy lemonade from any of you and not as a kid, I think the safest person to buy from would be Larry.

Of course. Yeah. Thank you. I wear like an ice little suit. Yeah, not just Larry. I would only buy from Larry. Sanders is scary. Because I look the youngest.

I look younger. Yeah, you're scary. I got glasses so that makes him like cereal. killer scary. Oh yeah. What? You look like a pajama. And then Nick has like tattoos and looks like a maniac. Yeah, like a prisoner. Like he just came back from prison. Yeah. He's like trying to reform

himself, but he's doing it wrong. Yeah, he's trying to still eliminate. He's like, he's trying to get back to the community. He's like still being a creep. Like, that's just a kind of vibe. It's kind of weird. I don't know. Yeah. Isaac's masked up and then you got a bad haircut. So that's scary. Yeah, Isaac has a mask on standing outside of a white van. With sunglasses. With sunglasses.

Yeah, I'm like unidentifiable. They all know what it looks like. This looks crazy. Outside of a kid's soccer game in like a park. Dude, and then we put free lemonade. Like, I mean, how more August does it get? Like, it doesn't get more obvious than that. I will be real.

That was kind of like a bad. I wonder what they called and said like, hey, there's. Yeah. It wasn't like a one person thing. It was like three or four people. I think it was the entire, all the families called. That is so dumb. That is the dumbest thing you guys.

We had four. We were building it there. We had weapons out pretty much. We had saws in the air. Before the Cobb came into our lot, I saw him in the other, because it's a big park. We saw him in the other parking lot. And there was a guy who ran up to like the window, like the car, the door side window. And he was like, oh.

Yeah, they're like talking. And they're like, pointing at us. And I was like, and then the car goes, through. And I was like, what some lemonade, dude? And like, we'd even make it. We just bought like minute made lemonade. It's like, what are you guys doing? Hey, what are you guys doing?

Yeah, you just like. like, all right. Okay. He understood. He was like, I can, you guys can probably tell why this looks bad, right? I looked at the white man. Yeah, no, he knew. He knew. He's like, like, it's like a realistic shot of all of us. Like, you know that? Holy Hammer. You know that's, uh? SpongeBob zoom in?

I was thinking exactly about SpongeBob. You know that episode of SpongeBob when it's like, everything cuts and they have all of Sandy's fur and they have like beers and hair. It's like, I just like, pimpos all over his face. He's like, ooh. But, uh. And they're zooming on my face is like, oh. Dude, and then he recommended us to go to like the worst part of an Austin, like the worst place ever.

Dude, what did he say? Fucking go to 6th Street. Yeah, go to 6th Street. So he can arrest our ass when we get too drunk. Yeah, I think that's what it was. All the horses come by and hit you whenever you're trying to sell lemonade. Yeah, he knew. No, he knew what we were up to because there's a lot of content creators in Austin.

Yeah. Of course, a lot of shenanigans are going on, but never at a park. Silly town. You guys are so down for that. I'm serious. Whose idea was bad? It was softwillies. I think it was soft willy mainly.

It was soft willy. I think it was a collective idea and softwily just the essence. Every single part of the idea was just softwit. Let's make free lemonade and go to a good soccer game and have this. Where's the content? Like unless you're like unless the cops were going to be interested. That's what the content was. I thought we were going to get customers, but we just got the cops called on us.

We just film a kid drinking lemonade like. Maybe, I guess. No, it's more like, no, it's more like, no, it's more like you, you film a mom laughing and then buying one and then we go. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. The content was definitely when we were trying to, like, it was like, which one do you like better? Minimade. Gamer ship. Oh, yeah.

Kid drinking 100, 200 milligram of caffeine. He's in a soccer game. He's like, oh, he fucking kicks the ball all the way like out of the park. Spares when he's going crazy. He's like going crazy. deader, yeah. Kicking the neck. I missed that.

That was like the first, like, a few months of living in Texas. That's what we decided to do. Trying it out. It was the first big Texas thing. We're breaking it in. We're breaking it in is what we're doing. And then everyone left.

We're here alone. Yeah, now we're here alone with AC broken and scorpions and, like, dead squirrels. And also, we have a cursed artifact. They had insider. They had insider information and we didn't. And they left us to still rot.

You know what else? We have a cursed artifact now. I'm going to bring that topic. up right now. Yeah, okay. You don't even know. We have an actual first start effect. I can't even talk about it right now. I gotta take a poop later in like two seconds actually. Okay. What? Oh, am I still talking?

Just talk about it. Oh, okay. We have a item that we got from the fucking fan box. One of you guys decided to send us. I don't know what's called, dude. Are you going to like, stroke right now? Dude, I'm just like mad because I'm pissed. No, we did. We did. We did.

We were recording it. And then there was a package that just said, well, I think it was just for Larry, right? It just added my name. Just for Larry. But I guess a good handwriting. You had a good handwriting. Very good handwriting. But awful intentions.

You ruined our life, I think. Yeah. So we opened. Oh my God. Yeah. Larry, you say, because we weren't even recording it at that point at that time. Isaac was just opening boxes. It is written boxes.

Basically, basically, Isaac had wanted to open up a little gift off the off camera. You know, he did like two of them. He did two is whatever. And one of them just so. a little clown named Slump Wild. And Slump Wild had a little card on him that had my name. And then behind it had a message that I don't even, I don't remember. But I remember not reading it out a lot because it made no sense.

It was like the description of the dog. It was like, hi, I'm Slump Wild. I am green in this. Yeah, sometimes I feel sad. Like I just, it sounded like one of those things where you say it out loud, it activates. You know what I mean? Like it just turns out. The possession happens, right?

And I don't even, where is he at right now? I don't know where he's at. That's a thing. I know where he's at. I know where he's at. Do you actually know where he's at? There I was editing in my closet is open. And okay, so a little backstory.

So we kind of just decided to all fuck with each other without telling anyone. And like I would put it like near Tanner like container like container store. Yeah. Oh yeah. We'd start moving in. In Nick's door like downstairs like in obscure places. And I think there's a night where Soft Willy had like done crack cocaine. He was in my bed, humping Tanner.

Like, they were in my bed. Oh, my God. Like, cuddling and being fucking wild. Like, insane. What was wrong with you guys? That was, like, he was a crazy. He was the craziest I've ever seen. I don't know what happened.

You were arching your back for Nick in Isaac's bed. Yeah, you've lived with us for two years. You've seen, like, worse. No, I haven't seen worse. That night was the worst that's ever been. Oh, you haven't seen the green pie. You were begging for it. You were begging for it for me.

Larry's. Yeah, Larry, you missed out. You missed out. Dude, it was like... I mean, no, you know there's boys where you wind them up, and then you, like, put them, like, you just drop them on the ground.

They're like, br-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-that was Nick on Tanner for like an hour straight. What? Why are you so gay in there? Dude. Imagine putting a motor in Nick's lower back, and that's the only muscle he has. Have you ever heard of a bond? Have you ever heard of a bond?

Yeah, that was like brotherly, that was like a locker room, man. There's like, anyway. We never did that in the locker room in my school. Well, shut up. Go to football. What's it? What's it? What did you say?

What were even talking about? I was saying, by Camden. Oh, okay. Okay, bye Candy. Anyways, softwaily's crazy as fuck. I go to the bathroom. I go to the bathroom. I'm hearing giggling and I'm hearing like little snickers.

And you're acting normal. Okay? And I'm like, whatever. They definitely hit this doll somewhere in my room. And it took me, I forgot about it. I'm editing. and I look up to my top left and it is like above, like hidden, above in a shelf above my closet, just sitting there.

So, of course, you know, I decided to keep the joke going, put it somewhere silly. No one knows where it is. I knew. I don't know where it's at right now. Someone will soon. I know where it's at. The last time I moved it, the last time I moved it was I put it in Nick's room. And he got the most mad.

Because like, he was like, he didn't know where the doll was. He was like, where's the doll? I hear him from upstairs. I'm downstairs. He's like, where is it? Where's the doll? I was like, what? I was like lying.

I learned something about Nick recently. I have, dude, he's really paranoid about a lot of stuff. He's scared. He hates, like, haunted stuff. Yeah. So he was like more than anybody. He was on his hands and knees trying to find this dog. I'm actually going to get on that after this topic because there's one thing I want to talk about.

Continue on with, uh, with slump. Old slumpy. I'd say, I just put it somewhere. Oh, so we don't know where he's at right now. Yeah, none of you guys do. He's a he's somewhere. Don't worry. I know where he's at.

Okay, yes. Yummy knows. Even if we said it, he's who the guy is not going to know where it is. He's not going to see this. He's not going to watch this. What? The guy where you put it, he's not going to watch this to know if you say it where it's at. Oh.

Well, that just gives away the whole thing. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's not going to see it. Just no one snitch. No one snitch. He's not going to see it. this won't come out for three days. Yeah, four days.

Plus, he'll be home. Plus ratio. What happened with Nick? What do you do? I forgot I was talking about that. Or was it you were? I also had a story. You go ahead, Larry.

I have one. It was just about a story. The other minute that we got. Hold on, Tanner. Let's all do it the same time. I was, remember when I was like, Nick was the maddest I've ever heard him and I was selling a story? And then you guys like, you guys completely ignored me and started talking about

something else. Dude, we could not do that. I was talking about the same thing. Yeah, and then you're like, Larry had a story, and then you cut me up. Don't poop, dude. What was it?

What happened? Oh, it's fine. It's fine. You guys, I know. I will kill you. Okay, be petty then. Be petty then. Well, and that was like,

the entire flow's gone. He was just like, he was going to key a car, call the cops and blame it on me. He was going to do something. He was just that. He was going to key a very nice car that I had in position. And he said he was going to blame me and make me pay for it.

And then she was going to like. It was so funny. He was like actually just mad though, like really mad. And I was like, all right, fine. It's in your room. And then you like threw it. Oh, great. But I don't know where it's at right now.

That was the last time I touched it. I don't remember last time I haven't seen it, dude. It's been a while. It's been in my room for a minute. Okay. Okay. I was going to say, oh, so the other piece of mail that we've gotten was another cryptic little note. That me and Isaac found back at the old house.

Oh my God. And at that time, we already had moved in completely into the new house. And the only thing were like, we were just grabbing like all the scrap that we had just forgotten about, whatever the hell. And we've forgotten about one piece of fan mail

that had a Jojo Siwa seal and we're like, you know what? Let's open it. What can go wrong? It's a Jo CWall. It might be silly, you know, whatever. We open it and boy do we see the quite the, the little message.

Everything was not in English. It was like in a, it was basically, I don't even know how to put it. It's like some weird cryptic... Enchantment table, but I then again, don't want to say that a language, like a real language. It's not a real language.

I'm telling you right now. It's not a real language. I think it was some like Skyrim language. It was not skyroom language. It was not sky. I'm not even kidding. It was a, there's this thing called MSPain Adventures.

And it's like a little cartoon thing made in MSPaint. And they used like, they had a language in that that was used for this. It was like some little, you know, a little nerdy thing.

It actually looked like an ancient artifact. Dude, okay, before I put it on Twitter, because I was like, I didn't figure out, because I know Twitter was going to solve it, right? Before I put it on Twitter, I asked Discord. I went to the general chat, and I said, do you guys know what this is? And this guy was like, oh, that's Hebrew Roons. And I was like, okay, can you solve it?

He's like, no, I don't know what that means. I was like, what? Okay, dude. Fucking idiot. After that, I just went to Discord. Or I went to Twitter and I, you know, I uploaded it. And then I didn't even look at it But I was I was given the lead

And now the lead was the The lead was the language that they used So I went on stream And I deciphered it Well you didn't you didn't talk about like like what was In that card Yeah it's better to show it than to talk about it And we don't even have it because we

We got two screaming through it away But Basically it had It was just like All your fan mail What? Yeah we throw it away We actually

We throw away all your fan mail It was a special trashcatches for the... Special incinerator that we put in. Fuck. It just, it had like a bunch of weird... There was a giant, so there was a picture. It was a photo card that was taped onto the card, right? There was a huge K-pop boy.

It was a K-pop, yeah. And then you open the photo card, and there's a pentagram behind it. And the pentagram had, like, the runes on each point. And then behind the photo card was another, like, star, like, pentagram thing. There was another pentagram. Yeah, it was the same tape. And then... Then next to that was like this huge block of text that had Morse code and the weird cryptic language onto it.

So what are you supposed to do with that? Like what do you do? And then there was like a little folded piece of paper that was taped to like right in the center of the pendulum. We pulled it out. And it was like this like anarchy symbol thing. And that was it. So yeah, it was a little weird. What did I say?

Larry cracked down. I cracked it down. And all it was was it was just ripped from a trailer for a K-pop song. It was just words talking about it. That was it. Well, you haven't talked about the inside joke that they all use. Yeah. So apparently there's like, okay, I didn't know this, but apparently the group did, dude.

It's like an inside joke. The group fans. So like the K-pop group fans, right? It's called a tease. And apparently they're, I don't know. I might get this wrong and I'm probably going to get like, like tomorrow you're going to see me with like half ahead. But I think what they, I think they're known. Some of the fans are known for trying to use like actual like, like, like,

like witch magic or something to try to get people like on board with the whole thing. There's like lower to it. There's so much to it. But I remember seeing a really funny reply. It was a screenshot. It was like,

oh, this group has such a weird fan base, whatever hell. And then this one replied to them. We're like, didn't you're fan base try to using witchcraft to like get fans? And then that was just like the whole, the whole thing to it.

So. Yeah, okay. So we're safe. We're okay. But some point out still somewhere out there. And I don't know what the deal is with it. Is my hand even like real? No.

I was looking at it earlier and it's folded. Also, wait, I don't want to interrupt Larry, but back when we were talking about the language used for the whole thing, and you were like, it was like, this ancient language, like, we thought it was this ancient language. And I, like, look at my audacity. I look back and grunks gone. It's just this big-ass pyramid.

Like, no, like, discrepancy is just this perfect picture of a pyramid. It was funny. Just wanted to talk about that. Yeah, there's like the other one. Let me watch the most of this. Yeah Wait, I didn't get to tell my story All right, go ahead

Is that a pink bubble gum sucker? What do you mean? What is that sucking on? No way that's the same on your fingers. You do not just suck on the old. Yeah, he did. Those are the things that I bought. I bought 500 of them for last leave you see.

And I only used one. Camden said, like, while he's here, like girls will always look at him while he's doing the most unattractive things. Like the other day, He was walking down the street, just like gnawing on a water bottle, like, and like a group of a girl's like, just looked at him. He was like, hey.

It's just, it's funny. Nodying on the water bottle. Yeah. Funny. It's funny. Oh, I tell you story. No, the thing where we were talking about, like, Nick being paranoid. And, like, that's something I learned recently with, like, the horror stuff.

I feel like it just kind of extends to, like, in general, because we have, we've seen, like, frogs and lizards. and bunnies and all kinds of stuff in our yard. And I was like, where I grew up, I was like, well, I've learned where there's small shit like that, there will be snakes. Like snakes are always going to be around because that's the stuff they eat. Like that's where they're going to be attracted to. Where there's stuff that they can rub on. That's not really full. Who do?

I'm just a frog ribbing. So I told Nick that. And I was like, yeah, I'm just like careful. And I'm like walking through the grass because it's kind of tall to make sure there's no snakes. ever since then every single time that I've walked through the yard he's like dude be careful there's probably snakes like every time that's why he starts going

He doesn't go he doesn't walk through the grass anymore What a pussy Wait didn't go in that roller dust with us in Japan What? Yes He did? Adol boy, okay Yeah he likes having fun jumping and playing

But when it comes to the serious biz Fuck that Dude, we're in like such... Oh, she... But listen. I locked the door. I'm not in the door. Nah, dude.

Okay. Larry, you have a video of me doing this. I do. It was scary. You know what I will? I will give him to chase the car. Because when I got sung with the Scorpion, he was down there sleeping because our AC was broken upstairs

and we hadn't had any window units in or anything. And I was like, what the fuck? What? And I was like cussing because I got stung. And he, he woke up like, shirtless, like basically in his underwear. And he's like, uh, and he was like walking around like a dad. And I was like, dude, I just got stung by a scorpion.

He was like, no way. He's like, where is it? And he walked right over to it. And I lifted up the beanbag and he grabbed a shoe and he killed it. So I'll give him the credit for that. We like, we like tag tape the scorpion. Okay, low key. Low key, yeah, soft willy.

He isn't, he isn't like dealing with that. I remember he called me into his room late at night. This is a story I haven't told anyone. But he called me into his room because there's a scorpion. He's up on a. been. Like he's not, his feet are not on the ground.

He's moving his, like, his bed away. There's a big spider. He's like, kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. I was like looking at it.

It was like a wolf spider. They're big, but they're like harmless. That made it into his room? Yeah. The one from the garage? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, yeah. It was one that is smaller or bigger. I don't know. I think it was same size. The garage was huge, bro. It was like this big. It was massive. You guys were not there.

It was just a garage. If it's, Like, how big was it? How big was it? I don't know. That's a big spider a few nights ago. Is that an orbweaver? Yeah, that's a crazy neighbor of a spire, orb weaver.

I know. It sounds like a super villain. That sounds like a destiny character. But yeah, he was like, he was like, kill it, kill it. Kill it. And it was like, oh, dude, there was like three scorpions under his bed, like dead though. Ew. Yeah, that's insane.

I was like, dude, dude, we haven't been sleeping here all this time. I didn't even know. all the like the bad luck stuff happens like from the remember when we were watching like a bunch of scary movies all in a row it happened before that you know where it hasn't even before it started when did it actually remember when we had a lizard in the house for the longest time ever and then and then we tried to capture it in nick's room I think it was only me Isaac and Nick who were there to like actually capture it

and then we let him out and then he killed himself and then after that we had scorans we had like everything going on That was bad. Wendy, what happened? What? The lizard. The lizard. No, it was the rat down the sewer.

It wasn't a mouse. It wasn't a mouse or was a lizard? The mouse. It was a mouse. The mouse killed himself. Isaac caught it. Isaac caught it in a bowl and put it outside. And then it ran into the sewer and you just heard.

Just like some mad nuts in the camera. I don't know who has it. Someone recorded all that. It was pretty crazy. Nick. I think it was. It wasn't me. I think it was.

I think it was soft Willie. Yeah. Because he was in his room. He has that video. I remember I spun it really fast a little bit That was my bad Dude that mouse had hops I remember we made like an attack on Titan barrier

Like a huge wall And he fucking Oh my god yeah He's turtled over like a dude's foot barrier Just like that with the best spot on his hand Do you remember when we got back from Japan That was the first time the AC We went inside

Yeah I think we're like And they're like stunk The house stunk It was hot Yeah It was like 85 degrees in the house I don't know

After Japan life hasn't been the same No, we had like a high And then we just went down to a horrible low The worst low possible I'm gonna talk about my weekend now Oh, boy All right Look at my hand first

Yeah, look how gross that looks You have a weird hand, bud So as you know I talk about this like every podcast it feels But like the Mosh Pit stuff And I went to a show This weekend and literally It was the most beat up I've ever gotten out of

Let me show you this mark I had on my arm. I actually look infected. What's your question? They're all local. They're all local. They're either not. Yeah, I don't say. They don't say a single thing.

Is it like thrash the gash or something? Oh! Look at this. Oh my God. Did you get around over, dude? No, I think someone literally stepped on me. You got a whole thing. You got a tender eyes.

Like, me. Because I fell. I fell a few times. Oh, my God. There's one time. So there's this big guy in the crowd. He's my friend. And he's like, oh my goodness, like, you do not want to be near him whenever the song gets hard.

And like, he literally pushed me. He pushed me. I slipped. I slipped and felt backwards. And I fell into the microphone and the lead singer. And it unplugged the entire set up. Literally unplugged everything. Like, the lights went out.

Like, everything went out. I'm getting sick. Man, dude. No. No. Then he was, and I was like, oh, fuck. And I was like, I was like, I was like a kid in a SpongeBob shirt. Like, yeah.

I was like, sorry, sorry, everyone. Sorry, everyone. He was like, no, knock her with a mic stand again. That show is funny. It's cool. Oh, my God. That's actually cool. I like that.

That's good energy. That's good energy. That's like Gorb the Destroyer in the Mosh pit, like huge guy. He's like, I'm going to rotate. No! He takes out of what is there? There is this genuinely, like, insane psychopath in the in the mosh pit. And like, he's the reason I got all these damn bruises and shit.

Because he's like the smartest guy in school. He very well could be. But no, it was very odd. He wasn't talking to anyone. He wasn't interacting. All he was doing was just like pushing people literally as hard as he can and like slamming into people. And like I felt genuine rage, like actual real angry red rage the first time.

Like in years and years and years. And like because of him. And like it was insane. Do you bite him? You bite his neck? No. I pushed them really hard one time. Like, I actually like...

Give it your all. I pushed them across the whole entire fit. Did you look back at you? No. That's scary. That's scary. No, they're in the mood. No.

Him and my other friend. Literally, I brought, I brought like one of my entire friend groups. It was like, I literally brought 14 people to this show. Oh my God. Yeah, it was insane. I don't know 14 people. Yeah, I don't count that far. And they all, it was all their first show.

They loved it. They loved the moshpit. It was so fun. I do want to go to a show with you at some point. I'll be still down. I feel like we'd go to a moshpit. We'd turn it off for two seconds. Like, Larry's having a good time. He's like, fine. And then we turn around, we turn back around.

He's like being ripped apart. Like up in the air. Lutch! And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, ah! They're pulling his arms off. Yeah. You hear of knock at the door?

It's like me in a bunch of little pieces. Like, hey, guys. I just got moshed. I'm in, I'm in like, I'm in the crowd. I'm like, I'm just kind of like bobbing my head to the beat. Taryn's like, moshpin, I look over and I look back and he's like duct tape to the fan. I'm like in the eye around. I literally, I got, I got throat punched and I literally lost my breath.

I didn't go. I didn't go sit outside. And I got a cramp, bro, I think I got hit in the liver. So, like, literally, I got hit. And you know when you hit your funny bone and, like, shocks, like, throughout your arm. Yeah. I got hit in my abdomen and it shocked throughout my entire abdomen. And I'm like, oh, boom.

And I had to go sit out. But that was crazy. Literally, like. I got a shot in the head. I was like, ouch. No, for one song, for one song, the guy was like, get low, get low, get low. And then everyone got low. And then it dropped.

And everyone jumped as high as they could. and they like slammed into each other. It was crazy. Oh my God, dude. That's like a human tsunami. Yeah. Imagine Conner McGregor in a mosh pit and he's just like, hey, oh, hey, you know, I love this.

No, I love it. No, I was just going to be like a push pit. But then that guy started like actually punching people. So like they turned into a punch pit. Yeah. Like pushpit punch rate levels of. Oh my God. Okay.

Hang on. I have to show you this one video really quick. It's like actually. I had to take off my background so it doesn't Okay, look at look at this I'll show a little bit This is the show? No

WWC Whoa, what is he? Oh my God Was that a ladder? Yes, literally throwing ladders around Like that is like a next level I would never go to something like this Hardware show pit

Oh my god Like the wrestling Yeah, this is like WWE. Oh my. Oh, like a metal chair. I'll take a metal chair. Right to Yomi's head.

I'd take it. There's one guy who picks it up and look at him. Oh my God. That's so scary. I could not like, that's too far. Why would you do that? That's a step too far. Oh my goodness.

I'm not in Giza anymore. I think it's like when you got nothing to live for, man. You just kind of like, that's it. That's the way to go. Okay. Somebody had a mosh pit. I'll eat somebody alive, dude. You see a grill?

Just know that's a human. Imagine somebody's moshing and you start sucking on their finger. You're like, you know, staring right at him. You're like, oh, my friend got bit. My friend got bit in the pit, bro. Oh, he's right here. Right here on his hand. No, it wasn't.

You guys are animals, dude. I'm pretty sure it was unintentional because he was flailing his arms and it really ran into his mouth. How do you unintentionally bite someone? Okay. He like, he like slammed his hand into their teeth. I think, and then he'd chomp down. You probably did get ready. I think the best experiences you can have to be in the singer.

I got a gash in my lip. No, yeah, like That'd be so fun With your lips Yeah But No, it's cool Because like

Me and Camden If we're if we're out of show We'll make the pit happen We were literally out of another show It was literally like in a house In a living room Like literally the size of My dorm room basically

And there only like eight people Could fit like in front of the band And we still had a pit With like eight people It was crazy You Drunk in Cam are the pit initiators. Yeah, you guys are the pit starters.

Pit starters. Can you, uh, can you start a riot and get arrested so that we can get like a cool mugshot of you? That'd be cool. Like, yeah. Like this. Like, badass. Like college mugshots are like something that are cool to, like, your kids at a certain age. Yeah, could you get a full body tattoo of like a spider?

Yeah, the whole body covered. Yeah, it's like, you have the fangs and like the six eyes? Yeah, it has four really long legs and then two really short legs on my head. That'd be awesome. And thank you. One guy goes like, where do they, where does this dude go? He's studying right now. He's finding a good book.

You look at the apparition. Look at the like the ghost. Do you see that? Yeah. There's like a clock. It's like psyched dog in hell, dude. The listeners at home, dude. Dude, I'm tripped.

It's just like weird. You know what you guys. I'm just like saddollic pale, dude. Do you listen to at home? It's like tripping shit. Do you remember when we told the listeners of the home to tell us your scary stories, we just didn't do it.

We don't do anything we ever say. Did we do that? We did. And they put it in their comments. I just never, I forgot to bring above on podcast. Make sure you tell me the worst thing that's ever happened to you.

And we just never address it. We just don't. Other people are like engaging. Like, wow, that is horrible. I hope they talk about this. I hope they bring the stuff.

I just change. Oh, yeah. Dude, happy birthday, Greg. Oh, yeah. It is, it's not Garth birthday today.

Nasty 19. Nasty 19. Nasty days ago. Yeah. My friends threw a surprise birthday party for me yesterday. Oh, yay. Did it have like weed and edibles and ghost, ghost energy? Yes.

Yes. What did you say, dude? Gamer subs. Is that what I heard? Gamer subs energy? Is that what I heard of him? Gameersubs. Yeah.

Dude. Well, yeah. Let me finish the story because grunk then trash. He crashed his own surprise party. When he saw there was ghost energy, he like got pissed. Yeah. Can you stop saying that word, by the way? Yeah, why are you being weird?

Yeah, I don't know where this came from. What are you guys talking about? You keep saying the weird word. That's a group, code group. There you go. Oh, my God. That's like energetic. Grunk has to surprise party has to be game or so, man.

There you go. There you go. Now you're making sense. Do you think, who would go to Grunk's birthday party? Jesus or the devil? That's a good question. Ooh. The devil.

You know what'll happen? That'd be crazy. This is only at Grunx's birthday party. I think the devil and Jesus will both go at the same time. Literally. I thought they'll be like skeptic and we'll be like, what the for? Why are you here? And then at the end of it, dude, there'll be grunk in the middle, the devil and Jesus.

And there's all chatting it up and having a good time. Grunk shape shifts into a bong and he's like, spread positivity. And then the devil lights the bong and then the jesus. That is crazy. And then that would be a crazy music. That is really a craziness. And then the devil has a blunt. He's like, yeah.

It's like, what's that one movie? Evil, Evil bong, 420. Evil bong 666. Yeah. It's like, oh. This is a good one, Greg, would you get this? Yeah, it's purple and sticky. What of it?

Yeah, it's quite sticky. I can't get my hands off of it. Yeah, it's kind of sticky. If you're not pulling up to the function with the purple is sticky as weird. Get the hell out the function. I want that shit to be blinking at me. That grand bubble 9,000. And you're like,

hey, where Jesus go? He's getting, he's at the mosh pit. He's like, ah! Again, again. Again, you're dude. You're a horrible.

You're a horrible person. No wonder all these bad things are happening. Sorry. When I see a joke, I'm going, boom. Got it. Boom. Head shot.

You man. You missed. Oh my God, my hands are sweaty. I'm going to say there's holes in your hands. No, my whole. All right, what's the crazy? Y'all have ever, have we, I think we've all,

I've least smoked once here. I never had it. Yeah. Dude, yeah. Nope. 100, champ. Yeah, that's a single time. Oh, yummy.

Hey, oh, wait, wait, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, because I think that you have, like, the craziest, like, homemade gravity bomb stories. You know, have you ever... Have you been... Have you been... Have you? With, like, the lines of tabs all over down your arm?

Oh. Have you? Where I went like... SpongeBob and I was like... Oh. Dude, you were insane. You were like... You were crazy, dude.

I don't know how you're live. Ooh. Oh, you dirty man. Have you ever made a homemade graffapog? Yeah, of course. So I'll tell you... What did you do? What you did you do?

Like, it feels like you're actually doing drugs. So this was the first time I was even around weed. I actually didn't smoke this time, but it's a really funny story. So I was at my friend's house and his older brother was a freshman at a college and he was in a fraternity.

And he had all of his frat brothers over at their house because his parents were out of town and there was like 20 dudes that were in college. I was 13. Oh my God. I had no idea what the fuck was going on.

There's a dude who had been to jail for some reason and he was like threatening everyone and he was like being crazy. They were all drunk and they were all high as shit but then they like ran out of like blunts and stuff

that they were smoking. And then they needed to make a grab bomb. And they had like a nut. They had a nut, but they couldn't get it into the cap of this two-liter bottle. They had it ready. They had a Yeti cooler filled with water. And they had the bottle cut in half. And they were trying to get the nut into the cap.

But it wouldn't fit. And I swear to God, they were there for like two hours trying to get it to fit. And then finally one guy, after they were like cutting a hole in it and like melting it and everything, he finally got it in. He was like, I fucking got it in. It was like a movie. And everyone was like, yeah. And they all went to the backyard and started smoking weed. And then they came into our room.

Me and my friend were just playing PS3. And they picked me up and they were like, hey, he's got to smoke weed. And then my friend's other daughter's like, no, he can't smoke weed. He's only 13. And they were carrying me in the living room and he's got to smoke weed. Oh my God.

And then I'm not even kidding you. They all went to the backyard. Every single one of them left the house and they left us in the living room and they had a meeting whether I was going to smoke weed or not. And the verdict by the end was, no, he's not going to smoke weed. Thank God. They were all,

they were all, I was like, really close. It was like 10 to 9 votes. Yeah. It was like a, it was like a, it was like a controversial.

It was like a 12-hour discussion. There's papers. But I was like, I would have done it if they like said that I was going to. It was out of a, out of a like a two-liter Coke bottle. Yeah, in a jetty cooler.

In a jetty cooler. Wow. Holy fuck. That's wild. I don't mean, a jet cooler? Like the cup or the actual cooler? A big, a big cooler. like a big square one.

For what? Why do you need all that water? They were just, they just had it. What? A cooler. Yeah, cooler. There's a big two-liter bottle.

Oh my, oh, wow, that's a very big one, then. Holy. Yeah, it was cut like in half. Yeah. Dude. You were going to hit that 13. If they said yes, and I would have been cross-ed right now, dude.

It's a good thing that they didn't let me do it, but more to the story. There was a guy who was cooking Tyson wings in the microwave, like the bonus ones. And they didn't have a plate. So they were cooking them on the glass in the microwave, just like fucking spread out. And like he grabbed one and it was so hot. He like threw it to someone else like hot potato and then he threw it to someone else. And then he threw it to someone else. And then he like placed it on the couch.

He was like, fuck, that's hot. And there was like a saucy wing just on the cloths like furrow. Dude. And then that doesn't get clean and then just, ooh. That's the way. Was that the only experience? Has no one else. I feel like when people make a gravbong,

it is like the best craftsmanship ever. No, it's like, it's the most perfect. Smartest ever. Yeah. It's when you got to burn the cap just right. Yeah. So you can poke it through.

And it feels like you're doing like meth or heroin. It's like you're welding it. You're welding it. I know. You're like an actual welder. I think. The one, this is the only time. Okay, and this was like way long ago, but this guy made on.

And it was out of a, I think he found like the perfect like fit between a big gulp, styrofoam cup from 7-Eleven and a Wendy's large, like, Diet Coke cup. They completely finished, burn a hole in it, everything. And it was like, it was like, it was like the most perfect fit I've ever seen in my entire life. It was crazy. Nothing went wrong? So nuts. Huh? Nothing went wrong?

Nothing. Dude, I'm pretty sure one time I smoked laced weed. Okay. What did you feel? What'd you feel? That's not good. I felt like I was in the backseat watching someone else drive my life. And I was just like looking around.

Bro. Yeah, this is crazy. So like what happened was it was another grab bong. And it was in this guy I'd never met before. I was in his car. Oh my God. I was in the car. I was in the car in the parking lot at the movies.

Was this Civic? Was it 2001 Civic? Dude, it was like a Civic or in a court or something. It was black. It always is a Honda. Why? It's always old Honda. But it might have been an Ultima, but it might have been a Honda or something. But I was in the backseat.

All I remember is that the car was so cold, it was so dark. And the smell of like car air freshener was so strong. And I was like, oh, I don't know. I don't know if I want to smoke, man. Like, let's just go in the movies. Like, you guys can get high. I'll be fine. They're all like, dude, just fucking smoke it, man. I was like, okay.

So I took a big ass rip. And it was like, Cole, it felt like my lungs were just like, I had smoked a bunch of times before, but this like hurt extra bad. I don't know what happened. So I walk in the movies, like we get right out of the car. We start walking towards. And I'm already like, I don't know if I could go see this movie guys. I'm really high already.

Like 30 seconds a minute. Like I swear, it might have been just in my head. But I go and I buy a ticket. I'm fine. I go to the counter to go get snacks or whatever. My friend was buying popcorn. I was getting a drink, like a large drink. And I pay for it.

And like, usually I can grab a drink just with one hand and I'm fine. And I can like walk away. But I was like, this with two hands. And I was like, thank you. And I had it with two hands. And I was holding my drink like this. And I didn't let it go because I was so scared. I thought I was going to drop it.

And everyone was going to know I was high. So I was just like walking. God. And I was walking to my movie. And there was like a dare, like an officer who had came to our school so many times. And he worked at the movies too. And I looked right at him. And I was like, damn, this is ironic.

And I just kept walking. He came over four times your school. So don't do this. And you did it. And in front of them too. We went and saw Jack Reacher, too, or something with Tom Cruise. And this is what happened. I'm not kidding.

This is what happened. I saw the same 30 seconds of the movie play on repeat for two hours straight. And I kept waking up. I'd see the same scene. My friend would like nudge me, wake me up. He'd be like, dude, I don't know. He thought I was like sleeping through the movie. I don't know why he cared.

But I'd wake up, see the same scene. Pass out. Wake up. Same seed, ass out. Yeah, Jack Reacher, dude. Jack Reacher's like very. It's like. He was like, I'm going to reach her.

And then he'd be like, B, B, B, Bum, Bich, Bich. Same thing. Dude, it was actually the most insane experience of my life. But you fall asleep during the boring, like, sexy, and he wake up and he's like fighting shit again, and she's somehow captured. It's like, what?

No. I never even heard of Jack Reacher. What the hell? Oh, it's good. It's like Equalizer, but I don't even know, dude. I have no idea what happened in that movie, but I slept through most of it. Larry, you don't know because of your sleep,

and I should have woken you up, and I'm sorry, but I watched the first 30 minutes of the Equalizer 3 yesterday, and it looks really good. You watched the first three seconds open? 30 minutes. What? What?

Minutes for seconds. Minutes. Minutes. It was really good. It looks really good. I want to restart it with you. I saw it because I was like, damn, I would love this movie.

Hey, Larry, you like in the... Yeah, I don't know what happened. Dude, I had a full-blown, like, 3,000 calorie, 400-gram protein meal. It watched, like, a movie and a half, and you still didn't know. I swear it was. the last night. Here's what happened. I don't

remember what night it was, but I remember I was sleeping on the couch. I woke up because it smelled like so strong. I was like, damn. And I woke up like, I was like, what's the dude? I'm like, dude, that is strong I want to go pee. I went back and I fell asleep again. It was 12 hours ago. No, I was exactly 12 hours ago.

Let me see. Do you know Samuel Ardson on Twitter? Like you might not, but okay, so that's my profile picture on Twitter, you know, right? Perfect cropped out picture. He made it spooky for Halloween. Oh, yeah, it looks good, man.

He was pretty spooky. Oh. He made me green. Why isn't it? Why can't I tell us from here? There we go. Oh. Oh, you're a little.

You're Frankenstein. He's the goat, dude. Shout out Samuel Arson. He's the goat. Oh, that's the goat. All right. Are we all out of stories here, boys? Dude.

Huh? There's many stories, but We're all starting out here. We're going to say, Isaac. Those are great stories. I was going to say, remember when that picture was taken, it was like one of the funniest moments

where we sat and I took a picture. We were all in Tumble. Yep. Yeah, yeah, no. Tumbles like, Tumbles everywhere. Okay. I said in a YouTube video. And then that was also when we had

the world's hottest, like, like, we picked stupid hot. Yeah, we picked like, moron, like, stupid, idiot hot. Moron, like, like you'll black out get idiot now stupid I got to poop

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