The Group Chat - #75 - Our Dreams Are TERRIFYING

Episode Date: October 13, 2023

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Anyways. I said, good morning. What's been happening? I'm like a newscaster. That's something like a newscaster would say to me. Good morning. Guys, you see something different about today's podcast? What?

Yeah. There's a little... Freak! Oh. Yeah, he's eating fucking wings. Oh, sorry, that was that minute and 50 in? No, we're getting it. No, you're fine.

You know what I'm eating? I'll tell you what I'm eating. Let's hear it. It's a high-protein turkey sausage spaghetti. That's fantastic. Whoa, wait, what? No, it's good. No, you fell off.

Sometimes, like, high protein tastes like way too weird. Yeah, and sometimes eating spaghetti at 2 p.m. is like a weird thing for me. That is a very... Hold on, hold on, hold on. I just give us a chicken nuggets for dants. dinner, drunk. I don't even want to hear you talk to chocolate milk boy. I have had macaroni and chicken nuggets for dinner in quite some time. That's because you went to call. I want to talk about

this elephant. You know what I had for dinner last night? God damn it, dude. We're only two minutes in. I'm being trampled. Tramble verbally. Go ahead, buddy. Dude. Where are the shades, man? I lost them. Just kidding. They're right here, but.

Oh, nice you gobble! Yeah, I'm talking about it. I'm on my contact bullshit. Oh, it's huge, man. Wow. You been sleeping with him? Yeah, yeah Dude, I woke up this morning And I literally couldn't find my right one

And then I looked in the mirror And I looked up and it was like Wedged down under my eyes Do you just say you sleep in your eye contact? I was just gaslighting everyone I was like wait No, no trust me When people do that

They do get lost behind your eyes And like you'll find them later in life sometimes It's bad What happens when that happens? You'll just They don't actually go behind your eye They don't actually go behind your eye That's a myth

you get stuck in your eyelids There's a little human and it was a little human and it walks in your brain No I like have Really this is my third day wearing them And I have a really hard time getting them out Like I spent I spent two hours

The other day trying to get one out And my eye was red and irritated And literally once I get by the time I got it out I could do nothing else but close my eyes Because like they were so you have the little The little ball sec looking container where you put the contacts in? They're daily, so no.

Okay. Well, I'm talking like I have contacts. I don't, but if you dip your fingers in, like, the liquid that it comes in, it's way easier to take it off. Yeah, they said your fingers should be bone dry when you take that shit out. Yeah, because it sticks to and go. Yeah. No, it's weird.

I got my left one out and literally one, no, like two or three tries. And then my right one took two hours. Like, is pretty misinformation, Isaac? Yeah, what are you doing? You're just like messed up. A whole generation of kids. Yeah, you did. You ruined everybody's lives just now.

I heard you have to wet your hands and pollution on it. It's very odd because it feels like with glasses I had free will with my vision. Now I don't like, like I can either, like with my glasses I can either see or not see it. I just see all the time. And it's like, whoa. Is there times where you don't want to see? It's called, boy. I think it's called doing this.

No, it's because like with my glasses, I'm so used to like if they fall down, like I can't see very well. So I pushed them back up to see better. But with these, this never happens. Oh, that's too weird. Also, you look like a whole different human being. Yeah. You look like 2.0. It's very odd because I thought, I think you guys like hype it up way too much because

IRL, everyone still recognize me like just like that. No, no, no. You're recognizable. It's just like still. Dude, dude. Grunk with glasses is grunk XR. But you with context is grunk pro max. Yeah.

Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. Give me that. Come on. Relax. Dude, I'm in a dorm.

I'm in a dorm. Yeah, tell me about a dorm. So I was at the Chicago haircut. I'm in an airport. I didn't know. You got Chicago, O'Hare, and airport. Well, there goes your entire dream. I think you know what happened.

Wait, after you, okay, after you say yours, I'm going to say mine. Okay. Oh, I'm going to say mine too, actually. I only remember bits of faces. After me. I only remember bits and pieces. And it's kind of all over the place and it's scattered. But I was in the Chicago airport and I was like in a frantic like rush to try to make it to my gate.

I was literally sprinting in the airport. And for some reason, the entire airport was set up like a treasure hunt and none of the gates were in order and they were scrambled. Which is so unreal. It doesn't make any sense. So like next I needed to go to gate 22 and I was next to gate 37 and I had no idea what was happening. And they also had like gates listed on like food stores. So it was like extra confusing. it and it made no sense.

And then some weird alien demon thing came out of nowhere and was killing everyone. We all ran in one direction and we ended up at some club restaurant thing

and then I just was watching people die like crazy and I missed my flight because of this yesterday night? Wow. Last night.

Was this one on the couch? Yeah, stuff on the couch would you guys do to me. I watched you dream about this. No, you did not. I did. I came down Saturday.

You were kicking like a dog. A really, really bad hours. This dream interpretation means... You do like to sleep talk to us. I remember once I mean, Isaac and I'm having a little conversation. Yeah, we had been Isaac having a little conversation

and you kept like, we kept putting yourself in it. Yeah, you kept answering yourself. And then you'll answer and be like, no, I didn't do that. I was like, I'm not talking to you. And you'll be like, I didn't do that. You were a sleep talker yesterday. You're like, no gorpa doork. It's so fucking funny.

In my airport. I was like probably sat down on the couch and I felt like a ripple through the cushion. and I thought there was like a demon trying to eat me in my dream. That was when we're watching... I would have triggered that event. Whoa. What show when we were watching, Isaac? It was like that drama.

It was a... Oh my God. Dude. It was like this random. I just turned on this Korean show for no reason. It's so funny. Every Korean song that they use in like the dramas, they have this like sprinkle dust sound effect.

It's like the goddamn like chimes that they run their hand across. Every single song, every single scene. It's like... Oh, it's like Chinese. So good. Yeah, look him up. Look at them up. You'll probably hear it.

You'll recognize him. It's so good. Yeah, like Chinese. But yeah, you do talk in your sleep and we have like little conversations every now and then. Sometimes I talk to you when you're laying down on the couch. And I don't know if I'm talking to you or I'm talking to like the sleep you. Are you being completely serious?

I'm being dead serious. Like I'm being as truthful as I can be. Like no joke. You talk in your sleep and you respond. The way you talk them, it's like, it's like when a. person is half asleep and you're like, oh yeah, they're going to remember that. And then you don't. So now I'm just like, I don't know anything.

I didn't know I did that. Like what? I just say, like, do the responses ever make sense? That makes sense. No, they make sense. Like, that's why that's the, that's the weirdest part about it. Because you answer. So here's the thing.

I forget when I was asking Isaac. I was asking him something. And then you were answering it like I was asking you. Yeah. You were like, even like description about whatever the hell you're answering and shit. Oh my God. Oh, this boy. That's Isaac's a alarm to wake up.

That's the alarm that plays for like two hours. Yeah, Futurama turned that shit off. I was watching Lila and Zabranigan just have like cartoon sex in my bed. And all my arms turned themselves off. So the hell what are you saying? Yeah, that's weird. What?

That's a little weird. Yeah. I'll catch out of the bag now. Have you ever been attracted to a cartoon character? Um, dude, all the time. She's not that incredible. Wait, who? She's really incredible.

Wait, who you said? Mrs. Incredible. Oh, Mrs. Incredible. She's pretty incredible. She's so basic. Dude, she has a stretchy vagina, dude. What do you mean? Bro.

Dude. You just took a step too far, man. You ever felt the choke hold from an anaconda thing down there? What? That girl got an anaconda constrictor. Are you a lot? Are you asleep? Are you asleep?

Are you still asleep? She's got that constricted thing. He's got that constrictor of booty. He's got that booty booty, booty. She got that constrictor and a condo booty. Blark, I don't want to play GTA. Oh. Snoop, get away.

Okay, wait. Can I talk about my dream? Because it was the first time I've actually, like, woken up and I'm, like, checking my body if I'm okay and shit. And I was, like, freaking the fuck out. This was after we were watching the terrifier. So we watched the terrifier, like, I don't know how long ago now. You guys watch everything.

You be watching everything under the sun. We watched the Terrorfire. If you know that movie, it's like pretty gory and gruesome and disgusting. But it's a good movie, in my opinion. It's a good movie. But after that, I went back to bed in my room. And I had this dream where everybody who was in the button server, we were in a Minecraft server.

So like everybody who was in that server was playing Minecraft. And we were on a Microsoft server, okay? and then for some reason the video's going to be uploaded soon right doesn't matter who I say Yeah no yeah you can Okay for some reason Kiwa gets banned

From the server Okay So that happens And then I don't know what happens after that But I end up in a store with Cage And we're waiting in line We're waiting in line and I don't know what the store is I don't know if it's like

I don't know we're just waiting in line That's it and the store is in the middle of like a huge like endless parking line It's like a little store And then just parking lot the whole way around it Right It's massive And then I hear

Gunshots and I hear a bunch of cars Like going by really fast Like vv And I look And there's this car with no doors There's this fucking maniac driving it And he was in the backseat And she's like terrified

She's scared And the guy's like a maniac And he's shooting at cops Yeah she's scared And then the guy's like shooting at cops And the cops like chasing after me And they're like shooting back at him And so they start circling the store and they're shooting at each other.

And as they're shooting at each other, they accidentally start shooting at the store as well. So everybody in the store gets down, right? And there's like all these gunshots going around everywhere. And me and Cage are down. I'm in the middle of the store. And I'm like, dude, I need to back up until like a corner. So I start crawling. And as I'm crawling, I literally feel like what, like it just feels like heavy like pins and needles on my back, like on my legs on the back on my arms.

And then as that happens, it's like to do to do to do. It's like going up my body, right? It starts from my, like, my feet, like the top of my body. It's like, dude. And as I'm crawling, my breathing feels like just physically heavier. Like, I literally can't breathe as hard, like it's much. And then my movement feels like heavy. You know it like when you sleep on your arm and you just can't feel it?

Yeah. That starts to happen. And it makes my body like extremely heavy to move. And all I remember is thinking like, holy shit, I just got shot up. Like I have like all these bullet wounds in my back. Like I can't feel the pain, but it's getting heavy to move and. breathe. And as I'm thinking of that, I wake up and I'm like checking my back. I'm like, holy shit. I'm like looking. I'm like, holy fuck. And then I get on my phone and I get on my

notes app and I immediately start like writing it all down the whole thing. I was so scared, dude. I was literally like just stayed. You have a dream journal. Writing the whole thing down. It must have been a night where we went into your room and started brutally karate chopping your legs for like an hour. You don't wake up or anything. It was incredible. Feeling like you got shot up and killed. And then we shot up and killed your legs.

But we've repaired them before. Dude, how do you guys have like super crazy detailed dreams? I don't. My dream was literally just a hyper-realistic car crash that lasted eight seconds. No, your dreamtackers are messed up, dude. Remember last time you were dreaming? Like a while ago, my dreams were like crazy.

But I had a dream after a tear fire too. And all I remember was like, I was driving. I was like, I see a truck in the other lane. I was like, mm. He's like, okay. And then I see the truck just go, ooh, boom. It's me.

And I'm like, and I'm like dipping down. It's a complete darkness for like seven hours. Yeah. And I'm just like, I think I rolled for like seven minutes. And I woke up and it was like 5 a.m. I thought I slept for two days too after that. I woke up.

I was like, I had to check my phone. I was like, how long was I sleep before? And I was like, oh, okay. Dreams like that. I had a dream where I had a coma. I don't know if I talked about this one of the podcast or not. Oh, that's scary. That's scary.

In the dream, I had a coma for like two years. And in the dream, I woke up from the coma. And literally, everyone forgot me about me. Like, everyone didn't know. That was like my life. I remember. I remember when you told us about that. It was terrifying.

And like, and literally it felt so real because I woke up in the bed that I sleep in like normally. So like, I woke up in my bedroom and I'm like, and I remember a certain thing, like, there was this crazy looking like exotic tree outside my window. And for some reason, I remember that. I latched onto that. But anyways, everyone forgot about me and it was very scary. But then when I woke up in real life, I literally looked out my window 100% expecting to see the tree there. Like, it was insane. I was so immersed in the dream world. It was crazy. Did you have like milk before you went to bed, man? I don't know. I had a glass of warm milk and put on my sleeper's cap.

That's it. That's it. Aw. That's not good. That's not my time travel dream. That was crazy. I feel like I've talked about this one on the podcast before, maybe forever ago. But I'll just briefly explain it because it's similar to grunks where I had a dream on a plane. And I woke up in this dream and experienced the entire flight in my dream. And it felt like fucking hours on hours sitting in the exact.

sitting in the exact same seat with, but the only cue that was weird was that my seatbelt was off for some reason. And then I like woke up and my seatbelt was on and I still had like two and a half hours of the flight to go

and I was like, no. Dude, I would charge I would charge the cockpins go the only reason you sleep on a flight is to get that flight over with and you wake. I dream about a flight and then you wake up on a seat.

Awful. Dude, every time I realize that I'm in the dream, the first thing I try to do when I realize I'm in a dream, because I forget where I got this from, I try to, like, I try to fly. I literally try to levitate. And I'm, like, pushing myself upwards as much I can. I can piss yourself.

I never realize. I try so hard. Dude, I try and spawn like a big turkey sandwich with, like, pickles and lettuce and tomatoes. And it's like shaggy. And it's like shaggy sandwich. It's like this big. Yeah.

The last time I had such an immersive dream was when I was running outside. I think I was going to like take the trash back in and this Goliath. I'm talking. It was probably as big as like a horse. It was a B and it chased me all the way down this driveway. That usually is like 20 feet, but this time it was eight miles long. Yeah.

So I was just running from this big B for like a few minutes and then I woke up. The end. The end. Good good dream. I have a very scary one. this one like gave me a fear of like bombs I mean I think you should be scared of bombs I'm like yeah but like I didn't really think about it until I had this dream

and so like I was sitting in like a coffee shop and it was like all glass like glass walls glass roof glass everything you can see out every direction and like I heard the planes coming and I look up and I hear the and I'm like and then literally it crashes through the glass ceiling and really like in that moment I'm like oh my god I see it I know what's about it happened I can't do anything about it and then it hits the ground and it doesn't even blow up it goes

like it disappears like I get baited I really got baited like and it keeps doing that a big banner a big flag comes out and says ha ha yeah more more more bombs are falling and falling and none of them are going off but then one I look across the street at another building and it's that building and the whole thing goes

like the whole building I was like, and then I wake up. But no, that was really scary. Dude, somebody told me that they, they had a dream that everything around them was cake after we were watching, like, a lot of these, like, cake fake videos. They were literally telling me that everything they were doing and touching was cake. And they were so scared of, like, moving. Like, literally taking a step, they were scared because they thought the ground was going to be cake.

That's like insanity. That is scary. That, for me, is scary. I cannot. That was so funny. The way you just introduced that, you're like, there's a guy that had a dream. Everything was cake. Everything was afraid of move because it was all cake.

It was everything was cake. I have this reoccurring dream where it's like, I have like, it's not my mom. It's just like a mother figure or something. I know it's not my mom. And the mom, the random mom they pick out for my dream is always possessed by like a demon. Didn't like, didn't that mom like she always come to my room like.

Like. And then like I keep like. I keep waking up in the dream and she's in my room standing over me and it's like, and then she walks out of the room. Yeah, I always have... When did you have this dream? Dude, I've had six of these same dreams

the past like three years. This had to have been like, uh, like right after we watch the scary movies. No, it was like a long time ago, like in my old house too. Ew. I always have dreams where I have like a parent that's like possessed. The antagonist in my dream is never like a person. It's always like weather or some like outside factor. It's never, I'm never getting chased by like some murderer psycho.

It's always some outside thing that I have no control over. I've tried. I feel like 90% of my dreams end in a tsunami. Like I'm so serious. Like so many of my dreams to end with a huge wave. And like I remember one very vividly where I was like on a mountain. It was like in Chile or something. And like there's a dock that went way out to sea.

And I just saw the wave coming. and the dock started to fold over itself. And I was like, oh my God. That is a big wave. On a mountain and then you see a wave. Holy. Yeah.

It is crazy. Oh, my God. There has to be, I think there's like a, I'm going to be like that one guy from the, no, I looked up the interpretation. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm going to be like the prophesizer. It's like stress relieving me. Being relieved of stress. My mom dreams about me always, falling into a river and then like disappearing. She says she dreams that.

I'm not kidding you. She says when she calls me and I'm talking to her, she's like, by the way, I had another dream of you. Like, we were like walking

and then you fell into a river and then you got washed away and then when we found you, you were like somebody else and we couldn't like, it was like weird. It was just so weird. She does it every single.

It happens every time. It's always me getting like, it's always me disappearing somewhere. And it's like, I don't know, gone. And I always wondered if that was because like, me moving out.

And then that makes him like, oh. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's probably like mom's biggest fears. Yeah. It's like,

it's really sad because I'm like, oh, mom. Yeah. But then there comes a time where they're like, it's like you guys get like re, like you start spending more time with them when you have kids and stuff when you're older. And then it's like a whole different chapter and they love it.

And they didn't become a grandma. Yeah. Chapter of life when you have kids. Yeah. Yeah. You go on like a little hiatus where you don't have any kids. I was telling, telling my friend about like

a reason why I want to have kids is just so I can put them onto shit that I like and they're like that is very narcissistic I was like it's narcissistic it's narcissistic it's cool you know to watch one piece I was like whoa I think I guess you're right that is kind of narcissistic to make a mini

it's a little human right there dude just like ruined you like your entire like perspective yeah aren't you a monster yeah I was like I was so like, oh my God, you're right. I'm just not letting my kid be his own person. I want to put him into everything I'm into.

I mean, you're going to have the influences, right? But yeah, no, I, yeah, because then I was like, well, I didn't, my dad tried to put me onto his music taste, but I wasn't fucking with him, but now I do. Like, it took like 18 years, but now I'm liking it. I'm going to make my kid play lacrosse. I don't care if he doesn't like it. If he hates it, if he hates me. I'm just going to make him play in like an annoying sport like he has to know. That sucks.

You're terrible. And then I'm going to hide like holidays from. Oh, that's great. That's great. Dude, if we all have kids, we all need to, like, do a different type of experiment. Like, hide a certain thing from them. You can get up together. Every weekend, every week, we have a meetup, and we try to see, like, how it's working, how's going.

Yeah, hide, like, peanut butter and jelly from them. Oh, my. You see, we have a group chat. Everybody. Dude, yeah. Let's make a, like, a son or a parent. Like gaslighting our children Challenge

My son just got into one piece He hates it Everyone's playing Kill him, kill him, kill him Kill him, kill him Kill him Kill him Kill him

I want to train I think we should all train our kid In like one crazy Dude just imagine all of us with kids That's fucked up We don't hear that It's pretty fuck If I had a kid

I already know his life goal He's gonna imagine Yami was a kid Imagine Imagine his attire right now Tanner, I was listening. Really think about it. I was listening to.

My super powers would, my dad buff would kick in. Oh, passive bad buff. Yo. What's your passive? That's crazy. A 50% strength increase. And then 25% attentiveness increase. And then 10% vocabulary loss.

And then. Okay. Like 5% southern accent. Yeah. 5% like more like, like wait, 5% more funny. Yeah. 20% more funny. Alcohol increase.

Yeah. 80% blinker tolerance. Blinket tolerance. He doesn't even cough. He's really cool. Burger making is up by like 2%. Oh, there you go. Dude, just thinking about the future is crazy.

I haven't thought about it. Well, I think about like the lessons I've learned and then I think about how I can teach that to a kid. But I never thought about like having an actual kid. Dude, okay. getting away from like the whole like the kids topic and shit. If you think about it like when you're an adult, you know, like, let's say grunk, you know you're like stressing about. You're like probably right now thinking about like stuff you got to do after.

Like homework and I got this exam coming up off. Dude, I actually did all my responsibilities before the podcast today. Yop. Y'all. Yop. You want to know why? You want to know why? Because I don't wake up at 3 p.m.

Oh. He got your ass. He got your ass. You got your ass. You got your ass. You got your ass. I was up until you woke up this morning, man. This video is telling me.

That's bad. How you don't yet? Really, it's really good. Like, really good. That was what I was saying. It was like, parents, like, stressed about different things. They're like, oh, how am I going to, how am I going to cram in picking up the school? And picking up my kid from school and going to the grocery store.

Like, oh, shit, what are you going to do for vacation? Oh, we got to go see family. Well, they're all just, they're all just, like, reflective of how they're brought up. It was just like all the mistakes ever made, you don't do that. Or they try not to do that. And then... They're just hungry. They just pretty much...

What they just want mac and cheese? Yeah. How many times... What if money's tight? You gotta tell you, kid, we got food at home. And he hates it. And you're sad. Oh, do you know what? You know what? I don't care of money... I don't care if money's tied.

Who would Luffy do? I didn't even hear that. I didn't hear what would Luffy do. What would Luf. What would Loofie do? you do. What the king of the pirates do? Wait, what are you saying? Oh, damn. Oh, I said I would get, like, I don't care

if money's tight. I'm getting that kid like four piece nuggets. I'm getting them apple slices. I'm getting them something. They're going to be on the streets by day two. I don't care. By the time we have kids, the world is going to look like Blade Runner 2049. And it's just going to be like gray and rainy and like they're going to become delinquents. Yeah, they're going to, like, rob and stuff.

Oh, my kid's going to be like a massive disappointment as he like joins the rebellion and I'm like, God damn it. No, not the rebellion, no. You already think of your kids a massive disappointment? Yeah, that's crazy manifestations. He's going to watch this podcast episode. The future, the future is going to be like super futuristic.

Like flying cars, Jetson's shit. Dude, how long is YouTube going to be alive? Like, what if by the time our kids can comprehend shit, we can't even show them our YouTube channels? What if YouTube just shut down? What would you do? What would I do if YouTube shut up? Yeah, like they're like, sorry guys.

Honestly, he's been getting absolutely. No, YouTube would care. Shut down for him. Yeah, YouTube has been making me that little, their little bitch. What are they making you do? What are they making you do? They're making me do work and I'm not getting paid. Yeah, you have a caller right here that says YouTube on.

You have to, like, record you have to scream all the time. Got your own leash, gimp. The little gimp's up. The big stuff. Dude, I brought up gip in. Gip in like IRO conversation, and they all look to me like an actual psychopath because I didn't know what it was.

Like, nobody had heard of it. You introduced your online vocab to your IRL friend. I didn't think it was an online vocab. That's not online bocab. Gimp is so normalized here. I don't think Gimp is normalized, dude. No, it's normalized in this group of like, like as a word that we use.

Gimp is such a funny word, though. I think of that. I know that was you. It was 100% Tanner. they introduced that word because he said it once we all laughed and we all picked up on it. Yes, it was. I said like, I like being served on a platter with like an apple in my

mouth or something. I thought. Gimp was like an adjective, like a broken leg. I thought you had a Gimp leg. I thought that was I did too until you described what it was. I thought Gimp was a program. There was like an app called Pace. There is. There is. There is. There is. It's like that little Gimp with the brush.

Imagine you're in school. Your teacher's like, okay, everyone open up your Gimp program on your MacVire. I thought a gimp was a type of fish. I thought a gimp was like a little fish. Little gimp fish. The special for tonight is a fried gimp. Yes.

They've got a six-foot-toot guy in a leather suit. Just on a big ass. Dude, this is one guy I see on TikTok Gavis comes up. He wears everything leather. Everything. Or no, it's not leather. It's like a suit with a tube like a breathing tube. He's like, oh my God.

He goes out in public. He literally goes out in public. He has like a whole like, like, Overwatch villain. Yes. It's gross. He looks like a Batman villain. He's like all the huge, like Magneto.

He's just like, and he's latexed out. He's like big boots on. He's so shining. There's a, I remember seeing a picture where like there's this box that you get in, right? And like you only have your head come out like right here. And it's like all like sucking. Like it's like a sucks thing. And they suck out.

They suck out all the air. And so you're just like hanging up like this. And like it's just like all wrapped around you the whole thing. There's no air. And you just like that for like, hours and that's it. I don't think I would like the feeling of latex on my body. I feel like that would

really piss me up. I don't get too warm. I'd start like half of it. It's like a big hug. Yeah, it's like a big hug. That's why people like it. It's like a big hug. That guy you're talking about, the big fella. Yeah. It looks like if you shot a cannonball at his stomach, he would just like return

it twice as fast as you shot it at him. Go on, go on. There he goes. There he goes. God damn it. I'm gonna hear so cool, though. I've literally put a group of like, let me think, one, two, three, four. Four people.

I have four people the past two nights a row. We've all gathered around in this room and watched one piece from the start. Is it like the boys hour or is it like the? It's the boys. It's the boys one girl and a gay guy. Okay, shout to everybody. Our baby. You start a little bit of a piece of so she

You start charging like at the front door Like I would pay like a buck Per episode like a dollar per episode That's like that's so much money a dollar per episode Why would I make them pay something I want them to watch? Yeah, what the hell? Because You should make, you should say give me one piece of the quarter No, literally you should have seen my face one of them

One of them literally like was like we went out to eat And then they're like okay so when are we gonna go watch one piece and I was like Oh You're like dad Yeah. What? Sorry, I'm trying to fix my camera light. Okay.

I was like Mad Purp. It makes me look really red. I don't know why. Mad perp. It does be. Mad, perp. You have this nice hue to you. Man, mad, ma'am.

Really, do I look and like Jolly and Holly and Bali? Lali. La la la la la la la la la la la la. No, no. No, I don't even know. I don't even know. Bolling, Ling. Balling, ling.

Can I think of one of the else. What are you trying to talk about right now? Genuine. What? question. Was there anything that you ate from that place that was like, me? Or it's all been like, bang.

It's all been, I mean, I don't know. I don't have a really high expectation for it. It's just food. I'm literally just eating it. Yeah. I'll tell you, there hasn't been one thing that I've eaten where I was like, that was bad. Hold on.

What did he say? He said something about Lois Griffin. He said he has a Lois Griffin nose. I was like, Or it's like down Yeah, yeah Yeah, sorry, yeah What'd you have that was bad?

Or like, just like not. Nothing's been bad. I mean, the, what was it? Turkey, stroganoff, something, noodles. Trotkin off? Oh. Oh, hey. And then, sorry, we interrupt.

I don't know. It's been pretty good. I like chicken. Just get chicken stuff. I love chicken. Chicken's great. Chicken anything. All the chicken stuff has been great.

Yeah, I think I've, like, acid reflux because of the Popeye's a... Dude, I've been eating so much acid. Like, I'd be playing rust, and I'm just like, burr... I'm like, oh, and it hurts my throat. And I just, like, I keep playing. I'm like, oh, I keep rubbing my throat because I hurt so bad. I don't know if I have to... It's like an acid.

Something I should like... Yeah, we need any acid because I don't know. I think we do. We have... I don't know where it's... I don't know where it's out. I don't know where it's out. I don't know where it's...

Of stuff from the old house. There's a lot of boxes that's in the downstairs area. Is it? Like the ones that we brought from the kitchen because it has like Advil and all of the like medicine. I unboxed all of those. Go, girls. They're all in the pantry probably. Shit.

Can we be a facel C-tubers? Can we take a single thing? No, I'm going to be Finn this year. Wait, what are you guys going to be this year? Yamaha. I haven't thought about it. Oh, I haven't even thought. I'm going to be Oreo.

Wario with a denim jacket. I ordered my fin hat. It's going to be here. like the band-down? Yeah, I'm gonna do the goggles and the hat and the leather jack. I'm gonna be Wario. We all be Mario characters.

Yeah, can we actually do this? Oh my God. Wait, who's who? Grunk is tow. Luigi. Isaac's Luigi. Nick's Mario. Yomi's Waluigi.

I'm Mario. What hell am I? It's so easy. You're Yoshi, dude. Wouldn't Yomi be... You're Yogi, dude. Like everybody should know, you're fucking Yoshi. All right, dude.

What is, uh, and then grunk is... Grunk is toad, probably. 100% toad. He's a little adventurer. Toad the adventurer. Toad the adventure. Who's better? Mario.

Let's just bring a random guy or just think about, think about like someone that we haven't talked to in a mile and make him. I don't know. Slats with us. Br. I see it. I see the fit. I can see the vision.

We need that group photo like right now, all of us being Mario characters. Oh my God. Guys, the group is getting together again. And the castle. Yeah. And the group is getting together again. The group is getting together again.

together. We will be at Twitchcon Vegas. Yep. I really want to go just to see the orb. Like I'm saying, yeah, we're going to go. We're going to look at the sphere. We're going to listen to you two from outside because tickets are $1,100 and also sold out. Yeah, tell me about it.

The world's worst seats, $1,100. Really? What to be fair? The place is like kind of crazy. Like, you're inside of TV, dude. The inside is insane. It's insane. Dude, I want to take 45 grams of acid and go into the adome and look up

and start spinning as fast as I can. You're gonna see the cosmic when you do that, dude. What I just like, what I transport? Like, oh, imagine the entire Kanye album animated with the sphere and shit. If Jesus,

if Jesus was, I can hear it, I can see it happening. We're done, bro. Damn. Take what you want. That would be crazy. Take everything. Oh my God.

That would be crazy. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. It needs work. Like, there are, like, you saw, like, the big thing. It needs to work. Dude, it needs, like, cool, like, really insane animations that just... Dude, how do you even begin to, like, program that? I don't even know.

That's the craziest part. So, you have to test it inside? So it's in Python. It's in Python. I guess so. To call EFon. Oh. Oh my God.

That's crazy. I'm taking my stuff, dude. What is that? Oh, dude. Semen. You sick. Ew. How does it taste?

How does it taste? Like a berry. Really? Yeah. Oh, okay. It's like the worst thing ever. I thought it was, dude. When I see some like that little thing,

every time I think about that, it's actually like the worst thing to get a dropper. Yeah. But yeah, anyways, we will be at TwitchConviguer. really excited to see all you guys. We're going to be having a little... Well, we're going to try.

You have a chance to see me drunk walking around, hidden people. Yeah. Can we have a desert night? Yeah. We'll have a later in desert. And we take peyote from the cacti? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Are there dunes there? Is it just flat? Yeah. Really? Whoa. No, there's... No. I want to go to dunes.

Just so I can listen to a certain song. Dumb Beatles. What? We can go to... It's called... We can go to Red Rock. We can go Red Rock Canyon and go Follow him for he is the one

And it's like an ambient song Here's what we can do It's literally perfect We can drive 50 minutes outside of Vegas up on this big hill And we can see the whole city All right Yeah

And then we slide down Yeah question How do we get back to Vegas We're going to rent a car And we're going to trash it and blow it up in the desert Okay wait wait What's the drug that like ruins your entire mentality If you do it wrong?

DML. DMA, Md, N. Iahuasca. Ayahuasca. Okay, let's take a bunch of that. Listen, hear me out. Go to a pyramid, sit down, and put on, like, the freshman freestyle of exesitation where he was like, he was like kneeling and he was like talking to the devil. He's like so similar.

Yeah. Yeah, we're just like. We're just like, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That would be crazy. Put it on loop for 20 hours. Yeah, we'll put on the loop until the sun comes up.

Dude, we haven't taken it to the devil. We'll still be high. When was the last time we took ayahuasca? I did that in the last night. Terrifier one. That would have ruined your life. That would be. Oh, my God.

Wait, have you seen that CSGO clip where the guy's like taking? What was he taking? He was like hitting something. And then he started tripping in game. DMT. It was DMT. It was, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was leaving his like, yeah.

He said, he said, I'm going to hit my DMM. He said, I'm going to hit my DMT pen. I'm not going to cross over. I'm not going to cross over. Oh! And it goes on for the last so long. How do you even buy a DMT pen? How is it even real?

No, my, not my friend. A kid at my school in high school took a hit of a DMT car in school. Dude, that guy's going to hear this. He's like, not my friend. A high schooler? That guy is a loser. No, he's a good old. He literally tried to docks me one time.

Like, oh my God. He's evil. How do you even get a DMT pen? Beat them up. It's not hard to get DMT. My friend bought it off. Yeah. Let me, let me counter dogs on.

Counterdocks. Counterdolls. Counterdog. Strategic counter dogs. His name is. You can also make, you can make your own DMT at home. What? I'm not kidding.

I know how much. I don't say it. And then you need nitro glycerins. You need rice, Krispy Trees, Games. Lysol. Noodles.

You need a cup of milk A ramen package And dash of sugar You need more plates of salt One slice of Marcos pizza Funny Frog's leg Frogs

Tand bolus Lampere wings In a white cloth surge You need a A big spoon And a four loggins it And a four loco Bring it to a boil

And then probably pass out Let it's center Render out the soju Turn it into gelatin that would be awesome. Cart it up and feed the friends. The group drug. Let's make the group drug.

Can you guys carve pumpkins? I want to carve a pumpkin. I need to buy a pumpkin. They're, dude. Pumpkins are messy, man. They're really messy. Dude, you're lame, dude.

Wait, you'd be a horrible father, actually. Yeah, you would have kids. No, they're messy, dude. What the fuck? You fucking idiot. You're hands to smell like that weird fucking cab. Okay. You get a dinners of a pumpkin.

Your kid comes in. Beat him up hard. Wow. Okay, your kid comes out. That's a step. Okay, your kid comes out. Give him a big hug. Be it up hard?

Punch him hard. And then what? My face is. Put it back in. What? Oh my God. Yummy. What are you talking about?

Your kid just came out of it. Oh, my God. You know me. And then what? And then what? And then pull him back out and beat him up again? I don't know. All right.

Going on things to do. I don't even, I was like talking as I was going, to be honest. P.O.V., your kid comes in. Your kid comes in. And the only one I can think of is really kind of strange. And then a tsunami. What is it? A tsunami.

So a kid comes into your room. Yeah. Guys, help me out here. Okay, you kick him in your room and he's like, Hey, Daddy, can we get ice cream? And then you're like, no, and then you beat him up. Dude, you know, how can we get ice cream? Hey, dad, can we get ice cream?

No! That just reminded me, we made my friends were messing with this app for like a really long time one day. It's, um... Yeah, yeah, wait, pull it up, pull it up, pull up, Larry. Larry has them all. Lay has every single gum, bro. Every single one.

Right. Hold on. Oh, look it's out. Oh, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. I'm so loud for the listeners.

I'm sorry. I just got stuck. I'm not even going to know where that is. He's going to raise all the audios. That joke. Well, is it? No, yeah. I would say, hey, buddy.

Why don't we go get some ice cream? Yes. I'd say, hey, buddy. Let's go get some ice cream. That's the same guy that said he would beat out the kids. beat up, beat up, beat up. Beat up. Beat up. It's just beat them up. Beat them up. I'd just be punching people,

you know, the smaller ones in the head. Yeah, you're like violence, man. You're like, uh, I remember one time I was trying to, I was trying to be like, what's up, yeah, man, you fucking put right in the throat. And then you pull my hair. I was just trying to say hi. Do the I think. Oh my God.

What the fuck? What's a song? Wait, no, I'm thinking of this one. What is that? I just hit a blinker. You hit a blinker. You hit a blinker. I just hit a blinkie.

You passed through? I'm passing through. One day, yummy, one day, there's going to be something in that coffee mug. What? Are you talking about? Like the movie we watched? Yeah, can we talk about that movie? That was a good movie.

That was a good movie. Oh, was it called? I see you or no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I see you. On Netflix. The writing in that movie was like,

B. Oh, yeah. Actually good? So many twists. It's really good. It was very solid. Frogging's crazy. What?

I'm not going to, that's what it's about. Tanner, Tanner texted me yesterday at 1.39 a.m. And I felt this is the only moment where I've ever felt like older than I am. Because I, I could stare myself like, like I'm still like a little kid. I was like,

you're like your son. He texted me, he said, can we rent a movie around your face? And instead of saying like, yeah, sure, I responded in the most dad way, which was what movie and how much. How much is it? He said.

He said, Jeepers creepers. Get your food and watch Jeepers creepers. And then like a little bit later he just started making fun of me and it was funny. And I was like, never mind.

They saw something else. Yeah. It was just like, maybe we do jibbys creepers tonight. Maybe the third one. That's what I saw when I looked up Jeepers sckeepers. No, we were watching this like

spinoff or, It wasn't like spin-off. It was like some updated, like, version. It was... Jinkies Blinkies. That one? The spinoff? Jikis blinkies.

Ghibis? Ghibis. Yeah, we were watching those spinoffs, and they were great. They were really, really good. Oh, my God, dude. The only good Jeepers creepers are one and two. Don't watch anything else. Only ones that are out.

Only ones that are out. Don't even watch anything else. Yeah. And then watch... What's that one Apple movie? It's like something Apple. Sin Apple See Apple

Watch Sin Apple Look up Sin Apple and watch it Watch Sin Apple Shout out to Tooby For just putting any hot shit That they could find on the internet As a video format On their platform

Like what? What the fuck are you? No there's evil bong Evil bong 6666, Evil Bong 420 It's real It's like a Roku original or something

What? You've never heard of it Is Roku like The Lowe? No, Sin Apple was something we found by accident Because I think we tried looking up sinister Yeah, just like I'm evil bawling It's actually very scary

My friends watched it while high And they said they were actually getting generally afraid Evil, ew! Yeah, it's very scary. Hold on. You show a picture? I'm trying to. Dude, my phone's turning green.

What is it happening? Audio listeners at home, I apologize. We haven't been acknowledging you guys a bunch. You know what? I got something for the fucking audio listeners What? Don't do it. No, I'm just kidding.

Viewers at home. We were to go stand up and tutors. I was about a fucking poop in the heart. It's like showing like the whole Double bong. Is it showing the whole outside? Would you take a hit of the evil bond? I got it.

Should I take a hit of the evil bong? Would you see the demons? You see something crazy? Open your fifth eye. Dude, the evil, literally one of the The final flick in the far-out evil-bong series, Evil Bong Infinity High. Oh my God, that sounds so cool.

Dude, I feel like there's people in this world that actually might fuck with that movie. Like, it's like a good movie probably. There are people that really like shitty movies. That looks awesome. Dude, there's a Skol-Bong. The Evil Bongerrama? Do people purposely try and make, like, cold classics? Do you think so?

Oh, my God, yeah. Like, this is going to be a forever classic. I actually think. Dude, we can actually make a movie and put it probably on a TV. I'm being dead serious. We literally, if Sin Apple is the criteria for making a movie, and the review, dude, the reviews are like, this is one of the most enticing movie ever.

I loved this movie. It was so suspenseful. I swear to God they're paid. I swear to God. That's not even the joke. You know what it is? No, it's family. It's definitely family.

Oh, yeah. He's just making movies? Because that was like a family movie. Like, everybody probably like, which is family. They were all like cousins or something. Yeah, yeah. production studio is all probably like just cousins and all that. What do you think edits?

Like the dad? Probably like one guy like over the course of one day. Or like a badass. Yeah. If all they're doing is adding like a fire PNG like. Yeah, I'm not kidding. Yes, there are parts where like the like the someone gets incarnated like reing it like incarnate as an evil demon. And his eyes are like literally like poor JPEGs with like you could see the outline where they magic wand out the background.

like hovering poorly, tracking over their eyes. Like it's bad. And they just give him contacts for the rest where he's actually moving and stuff. Huh? Yeah, yeah, he has context. It's like red contacts. They're so good, dude.

I love it. I love it. And then the fire is just like a green screen like GIF of like fire in front of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he like stretches out and disappears another friend. They probably don't own any of the rights of the shit that they use to put in.

100%. They don't. It's all free shit. I'm pretty sure you could put Lasel UVC. I'm being, serious. No way. I wonder if we made like a proper

if I took out the subtitles and I made a proper like movie poster if Tobe would just blindly accept it. Yeah, I don't know what they because like what do they take or what do they ask? Like what do they look at?

Probably just like is it good? Yeah, it's a good movie. All right, put it on and go ahead. I remember a long time ago like years ago. I think Tanner might have been there

but I know Chip was but we were watching like a free YouTube movie and it was called Pixies and it was like this like 2001 3D animation like hell is

so silly we watched the entire thing is so strange like it was really funny have you seen the first ever like Shrek render like how he used to look like before yeah yeah a greek

Shrek Stop. Stop. Stop. You're sick. You guys are all sick. Wow. That was really, that was. That was really bad. We were walking outside with one of our friends. He was like, he said something about Skittity toilet. And we were just like, wow.

No, I said that was really saddening. Like, he wasn't like, he was like legit. No, like, I don't even think that's ironically funny. Like, Skittity Toilet, it's so... It's just... It's just... Well, I mean, there's obviously, like, a tone of voice you can put on and makes it a little silly.

It's not funny at all. Like, in an... But, like, is it really going to be the next generation's ASDF type shit? Dude, yes. I don't know why. Like, they're going to be fun of that. Why? Everybody do the flop.

They're going to be nostalgic. But, like, that's just funny. But this is just, like, a head in a toilet. like doing a song. Like what is going on? Think about people that were like 20 when ASDF movie came out. They were probably looking at that shit.

They could probably find it funny, but this is just like psychotic. No, they probably, I don't think they found it funny. I think it's something they find funny. I think it's like a legit lore pack. Like this guy just created like this weird like roadmap. Wait, I'm sorry to interrupt you. I was saying this to Isaac. I was like,

you should put and this is like, this is probably what they do in those videos, right? You get a spiraling video or hypnotizing video and you put it at 1% opacity and you just overlay it over the whole thing. And then you can only see it at a certain angle. But like it's like, you know, you're captivating. I'm gonna put in this new video I'm putting at 1.3 decibels

is gonna be a permanent brown note over the entire audio. And it's gonna be really funny when everyone poops. The end. What does it sound like? It's like, ew, that actually made me have to go to the bathroom. Dude, I mean, I have to the bathroom so long. I think it's all placebo.

It has to be. I gotta go right meow. Yeah. Right meow. Dude, speaking meow. I want two cats. I want all black one and an all white one.

And I want to raise them both the kittens. Yeah. What if they do that like little tell thing where they make a heart? Yeah, I need that. They're like walking together. Every single female on the internet likes it. Everybody love that.

Everybody love that. Why don't have to shit? He's abusing the faceless cafe today. He's like actually abusing it. I'm just, I don't know what to say to what you guys are saying, but you're talking about fucking, you pussy. I'm not. You're talking about a bunch of shit. I'm not going to put in on. Did he only like, spooky toilet? No. Come on. All right. No. Skibbitty, bum, bum, yes, yes.

Okay. So I heard this new operator on siege. Oh boy. Let's be like full break down. My finger is wearing this pin like a backpack. What the hell? How long have you're having that? Wow. It's been my fidget. It's been my fidget of the day. Wait, I'm down. I'm curious because I never got to follow up, but, uh, Grung, what the hell happened with your test, man? You said that you just failed it for a dumb reason?

Um, well, I didn't fail. I got 73, but, um, it's like a seat. Basically, it was just like... Yeah, you gotta write more, dude. I was like, what? But I get the point out. And then, this is a real kicker here. Um, I literally lost 12 points on one question because I left out, like,

I didn't specify that I was objecting that permit. Like, I had to say, I had to say, I object. You had to be literal. The premise that says. I said, I just said, I object,

and then I just listed the premise. So he's like, what are you saying? It's like, use your head. Use your head. How old you philosophy teacher? Like in his 30s,

probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to get a 60-year-old. Dude, I think philosophers are going to go to hell. They're more evil. No, man,

mine was great. You didn't go to college. Dude, my philosophy teacher is out to get me. Like, I tried saying a point, I tried saying a point on something. and then he literally was like interrupted

and he did the show and everyone I went to college I went to college I took a philosophy class took two they're fun they're actually

philosophy and college bro that's just like a high school class bro sociology is way funner it's way easy sociology what the fuck

you're sociopath what do you study I don't know dude I don't know move You're a maniac psychopath. What do you do?

Sociology? Are you doing that to us right now? Are you doing your sociology thing? Is this it? Yeah, I forgot everything in sociology. I remember like what this was. Not even a single, like, what it's about? You forgot everything.

I forgot absolutely everything. You made that shit up, dude. No, I don't remember. I remember he had us do like one homework assignment about something called looking glass self. It's where you like, you self-reflect or something. Oh, yeah, okay. It's something like that.

And then all we had to do, was draw a picture of what describes it. And I did stick figures and I got 100% on it. Oh, you did stick figures, dude. I did just stick figures. And he was like a 30 year old teacher. He's like, yeah, there he goes.

Hell, yeah, dude. He's like, that's exactly what it is. You were like the biggest kid in the class. Everyone else was like 12. That actually wasn't a college. It was like a fucking preschool. Here you go, buddy. I was like, big brute.

Yes. Wait, I'm paying $80,000 a year. Like to kill it You're like ask You ask your classes How they can afford it And they're like How do you guys afford this

And they're like I don't know And they're like kids I hate them kids I hate them kids That's how kids suck That's how kids suck Listen listen listen listen

This is like a call to action To all the siblings That are listening to this Dude If you have like a younger sibling bro Like Kill Just kill

Just kill No I actually I actually Dude Please care for them It is so important To care for them

now more than ever because it is like, dude it's a war zone out there. It is a war zone in the online like media. Like it's over. Don't get over your screen. Don't get on your nothing. Imagine being like a 17 year old right now seeing like your 11 year old brother or sister watching like Skittity toilet

on my eye. Please, bro. Please. Grab the iPad and just fucking. Yeah. Just like that dude. Literally and then like and then like make him like make him like pave a road or something. I don't know. Do something like Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Remember how we were talking about raising kids and like traits and stuff, what we were gonna

do? Like, what's a trait that you would teach a kid at a young age and he would be like carrying it out? Welding. Welding? Okay. Oh, there's special talent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'll teach mine. Fingerboarding, bro.

This is really, it's just showing a lot of like personality. Welding, fingerboarding. Okay. No, but like honestly, relance or skateboarding or something like that we still do. We each take one trait. And then we make the perfect kid. Okay, now's Larry's train.

So welding, skateboarding. Okay. Shit, hold on. Give me a second. Wait, wait. Make him learn like 12 languages. Like, Derek. That would be perfect.

That would be perfect. That's only me. That's too. He can't even learn English. Teach him all of them. He's learning. He's not. That's like the perfect time to teach him.

Dude, teach a kid all like a little bit of a own skate like bar and then like grind down it. That's crazy. I heard some crazy things. Sorry, we'll get back to this in a moment. I should have to say this. Like, kids that were learning how to talk while watching Peppa Pig, they were American and they would develop a British accent, like in their just normal speech.

Yeah, that happened. There were certain letters or words that my cousin, who was obsessed with Peppa Pig, would say that sounded like British words. Like, it was so weird. Like, her arms were just a little bit, just a tiny bit, like, open. So, like... They were British.

But, yeah, like, honestly, I want... I want... to teach my kid, like, another language as he's learning English. That'd be so sick. Yeah, that is a move for sure. That just says something like, Peppa Pig's raising your kid more than the parents. Isn't that crazy? No, literally.

It is kind of sad. True. I was raised by Mr. Rogers, dude. I got to put on a shit. It was tie him up. I'd be like, all right, I'm tying up with you, Mr. Rogers. I got to go to school now later. Raise my sponge bob.

Did I ever tell you by Mr. Rogers? I have to tell you after. No, I was raised by Elmo and SpongeBob. Like, genuinely. Oh. I was raised by Veggie Tels. Who can relate? Yummy, you can.

We can relate. Do you like to? One thing, one of my, like, memories when I was younger was like, my mom, my mom and my dad had this, like, huge dresser. And they had a tiny TV at the very top. And then, like, I would watch He-Man at nighttime at the very, very top right over there. Yeah, I did. He-man, like, when you don't have cable. Oh, really?

Yeah. Because it was on, it was on Cube. Was it Cubeau? Whoa. Cube. Whoa. They are definitely nothing anymore. Sorry, dude.

Is it Cuba? Yeah. Rest of peace, Cuba. Sorry, Cuba. That was the goat. That was the goat. That was a goat. Fucking media.

It was pretty goat. So I would come home from school. I would watch imaginary friends. And then the next time that would be on was something really bad. Oh, yeah. It was my, no, it was actually good. It was my gym partner's a monkey. And then I would watch all these shows in a row.

And then what else was there? And then it was Billy and Mandy. And then I went to bed. I loved Billy and Mandy Oh my goodness I remember like 7 p.m. Like new episode of Gumball would come on. Oh yeah.

That would hit. It was like regular show. Regular show I would stay up. Dude, remember the week long Adventure Time specials where it would be like a new episode of a thing every day? Oh my gosh.

Bro. The kids these days will never understand that. No, no, no, it's so weird you say that because they won't. Like granted, we do wait sometimes. like week long for like certain shows but they'll never sit down, watch TV and like

wait until a cartoon network like see all the all the toy ads? Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh yeah. At the old house, we were up at night. We're watching like ads. We was just like a bunch of like old old ads. They were like so, dude, they were so good. They were so good. I think Yama used to that they're still

like. Dude, the Gusher one where they jumped in the pool? Oh my gosh. Or like the animals, the crunchy smooth shit. that was like... I could be someone that turned flat. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Larry. Respect about. Respect about it. Respect about it. I forgot about that. Where is it there? I've been falling asleep to Tuneami 10 hours like ASM.

So it's like you know how you know Tsunami? Like when a cartoon network is over, it would go to the anime portion. It would be like that robot guy talking. I looked up like 2006 Tunaimi. place for like 10 hours straight. Good, good, good. But it's like, 100x hunter comes up, and it's like a bunch of other shows that come up.

No, Tuneami, the new Tsunami is like really, it's like bad. It's like my hero academia. Yeah, no. I had like, Dragon Balls E-Plane while I was sleeping. I had like 100x hunter. I had like all the old shows going.

That is stupid. It was crazy. I need to do that. I haven't hooked my TV at all. And you wash it pops on? You have really good sensory choices for sleeping. Yeah. Yeah, your mind.

phase. Yeah. And then you had for a while. You had like the Dark Souls floor. I think. Minecraft phase is good. I don't know. I can't remember.

I think it was drunk. I think Grunk was. Because when you came over. It was me and Mitchell. We were in the living room and we put it on. And we were just sitting there chilling. Yeah, he put on the Minecraft 10-hour Minecraft long play. No ads.

So my cap long plays are actually hype his book. They're crazy. I did he, uh, I had the Alvin-Zo videos like 12-hour lasagna. Oh my God. Go. And then I had this really crazy one where I would throw on, like, spaceship. You're in a spaceship cockpit traveling through space. Dude, I was about to say, I came on this note.

I remember if you can read it. Oh, no, it's right. Alien and A and A-Smart. Last night, I was, dude, last night I was taking a Duky and I get a call. And Tanner is like, dude, you got to come downstairs, dude. I'm like, hold on, dude. I'm like, dude, no, dude, there's an alien. I go down, dude, dude.

I go downstairs. There's just, there's just like heavy breathing alien like gimp. And he's like, oh my God. Dude. And he's like, he's like a pool noodle and he's like putting up to the camera. And it says alien ASMR, alien fixes you. Like alien fixes you. And he takes like a scalpel and he's like.

And then we went down. We went down like an ASMR rabbit hole and dude, they are... They get crazy. They get insane. There was this one... I saw, I saw Dobby gets you ready for your date. Yeah, Dobby gets you ready for your first school day. There's a Victorian doctor, like, treats you or something.

How do you... Someone get like, really, like, scary. It's like, toxic girlfriend is drunk, comes home and, like, is mad at you. Yeah, comes home and, like, is angry at you. That's bad. There's a lot of one I... Yeah. How is that ASMR?

You know how Tanner called you, you answered? Yeah. How do you keep... because you changed one contact. Oh, I changed all my contacts. To, here, I could literally, let me call you right now. Everyone's an alien. Actually, I'm going to ring your phone.

Audio listeners at home. Wait, hold on, hold on. I got, was there a button to do that or something? What? To change all this context? I changed all the aliens. You had to go through and do it. We're all different aliens.

Okay, no, yeah, you ready? Hold on. Let me find. All right, you ready? Yeah. There I go. Okay. Who's calling?

None other than... It's so blurry. It's so blurry. It's so blurry. But yeah, you can see the... Yeah, literally, it's me. Me, Tanner, yummy, and... Everybody, everybody.

Everyone's an alien of some sort. I don't know how you managed to tell. Everybody. Like, who's who. It's so awesome. I don't know. I just thought it was fun, but... I did see that Mitchell.

I think we already talked about it, but Mitchell has like... Oh, no, no, no. No, that's his apps. That's not his contacts. His apps are all. Oh, yeah. Same.

They're all just white. They're all white with no label. And he knows exactly where. He like clicks a random one to see what he opens. He's just going to show it. It's not even guessing. He just knows. It's like off muscle memory.

I can probably do that. I know all of mine. Like everything. I know where it's all right. I got to a point where the amount of apps I have downloaded is too overwhelming to go through. You get a bunch of games, dude. That's how you're playing some weird, like weird ass games.

Yeah. games. I have like, like, the whole screen is filled with, like, numbers and coins and gems and everything. Like,

like, take Clash of Clans and they make it, like, way worse. There's a Clash of Clans update. They nerve defenses. It's over.

Shut on. Like, what's even to pull? What the hell, man? I'm the client leader. I have to, like, show some love.

I just take out my contacts after this. Oh, yeah? Are they drying up? Uh, no, he just said,

like, have you ever? The loose is no why you have bad eyesight? What? Do you have a stigmatism? I do have a stigmatism, but I was also born with the lazy eye. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, really, but. Yeah, have you ever, I don't know if Lacey can fix the stigmatisms.

Neither. I don't know you had a lazy eye. Lacey can fix anything. Can they actually? They reshape the thing that's misshaping in your eyeball. Yeah, but can they reshape my spine, maybe taller? Maybe. Yeah.

You can get that done in, like, China. Your legs might rot away. after a few years. Yeah, after two years, you might get, like, really bad rot, but... Other than that,

should be good. You know, you know what to fix that, actually? What? If you use code group for 10% off gamer subs, I think I would fix your leg,

right. Come on, baby. Really? I haven't heard, I haven't seen a lot of stories about it, though. I've seen a lot of stories

by gamer subs fixing any illness. Yeah. Like, if you're sick, take gamer subs. Oh, what's wrong?

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, buddy. Wake up. It's all better. He's all better. He is. He's all better.

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What's the special talent they're going to grow up? What is there one little trinket? One charm. I don't think we ever got. to the rest of us, but I don't think so. It's okay. Who cares? I can't wait for it. I would come down to be like, guys, I looked at the comments.

This is what they said. Yeah. You listed all that. I don't have a week. This is one. There's no comment. I don't like. There is a task.

Again, get your, get your parent and sing. Code group, man. I miss it, dude. I just, I miss all the hype. The parent hype. The parent hype was like, that was like lower.

That's good. Back to parents. It's great. Good back to parents. I have a great day, everybody. Thank you for watch. A good week.

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