The Group Chat - #76 - WE ARE AT TWITCHCON!!!

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

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Group chat podcast. Welcome. Back to the Group chat podcast. I got some Larry's in Grunks, second call. Welcome to the group. Welcome to the group. We're still not IRL. Sorry.

Try to get that off of myself. Will it ever be? Let's be real here. Will it ever be IRR? That's real question. We're going to put you in a sponge bob window. That's going to be the main. Yeah, we're going to put you inside of a what's, what's it?

I mean, oh, Darren. What are you talking about? Sponsored by Code Group Gamer sub. Thank you, Coach. The special guest, Nick, is here to. Oh my God, I forgot. The other guy, Yummy is not here.

He died. They traded. His skin fell off. He got treated. He got traded to a different podcast. Trams to the goons. Yeah. He died.

The boys and not even the goons. What, um... What episodes of this? 60. Okay. 67. I didn't hear what you said. Would you say?

Nothing. No, it's fine. You said something about like, what if you got traded to the boys and not the goons? What did you say? Yeah. The boys?

Like, the Australians? guys? Yeah. When was the last time we were Raftick? Yeah, we got traded. Imagine you have to move out. Like, he has to move all the way to their house. When was the last time we were

all together? The ocean with all stuff. Dude, professional podcasting. Huh? This podcast sucks right, now we should restart. It's been a month. It's been a month since we've all been together on a podcast. Yeah, that's how it goes. Wait, really?

That's how it goes. Yeah, you monsters. I miss two. And before me, who missed it before that? Was it Isaac? It was me. I think it was Isaac. Because you guys didn't knock on my door. Bro, you can't even.

Dude, you're not even. Because I know what, hold on. Here's my only proof that it works. Larry came and knocked on my door. What? I'm up. That's so not true. That is not true.

No. It takes you twice. Isaac. It takes you twice. It does. How come me and Mary both guns? It'll be me and then a tenor will go and then I'll have to go again for the final one.

I plus food on this. This table is scrutinized and ostracized on the podcast. Isaac. You were trying to put a point down that wasn't really a point though. Put a point. It was more like a round. It was kind of a miss. So,

Isaac, I'm going to say this now. When you parked behind my car, I had to knock on your door five separate times. You said, yeah, hold on one second. And then you'd fall back asleep and I kept feeling like feeling so bad because I had to keep knocking on your door. It took me five times to finally get the car keys from you. Just open it. Really? Do you sleep naked?

No, because I'm in there probably naked with my butt in ear. Oh. Wait, Tanner, you were impossible to wake up this morning. Oh, yeah, my door was locked. And the AC's really loud. I can't hear shit. I like knocked on the door and I was like, Tanner, Tanner. And I was like, all right, he's asleep.

There was one night where nobody, if like, if I was getting shot, I wouldn't even waking up. I had my headphones on, my AC on, my fan on, my music on, my TV on. You slept with your headphones on? I slept with everything. I'm really, I have to question you because it feels like we've lost track of your day-to-day routine, like heavily. What did you do yesterday night? What do you do? There was a lot going on.

I reset my sleep schedule. I fell asleep at like 2 a.m. Oh. How did that go? When did you wake up? It was pretty good. I woke up at 12 today, which is not bad. That is good.

Opposed to 5 and 6 p.m. You said you wanted to wake up at 1 and you woke up at 12. Yeah, I did wake up at 12. I woke up after watching. I have a few more minutes. Oh. Whoa. What was that?

Hello? Did that just go? Dude, someone just turned you down on a mixer. Yeah, that was crazy. You just got silence. Like your microphone got turned off. Is there like a priority setting on me or something? Like, where if somebody talks, it just like mutes me?

Is that what happens? No. I don't think so. Are you sure? I'm positive. Yeah. Indirect monitoring. You wouldn't even notice it was on.

Can I talk about what Larry and I did today? and why I tried waking up Tanner real quick. Yeah. He was, he was, he, he'd be hyped up the story before the podcast.

So, so, yeah. So I did a vlog today, right? I mean, it was last minute plan, whatever. But I just,

it was honestly just Larry and me because everyone else was, you know, asleep or yummy was leaving. And so, you know if I can think about it, man. It's,

it's really bad. So Larry and I went to a park, and we had to go to a park or somewhere outdoors because what we had was the world's stinkiest food. It's called surstreaming. It's,

that fish in a can. And, like, you see people on TikTok, like, crack it open and they near damn vomit. Dude, it, I opened it. By the way, guys, we threw away the can opener. Why? No, you know, it, no, it actually, it's better off that way. It really is better off now. Better buy a new one.

You know me had to open, he had to open his can of chili with, like, a knife. Because, and I bought a can opener and the only one we bought got thrown away. So, because you're, like, stinky foods, you're going to buy a new one. Yeah. We're going to do that today. It's your air roll. It was really bad. It was really...

Go ahead. No, you're off the podcast. I'm sorry. That's three strikes. I don't even remember using a can opener can opener in like two years. Like, I don't think I've ever used one before you.

But it was bad, man. I crack it open like this can and it just squirts onto my fucking hoodie. It squirts on my hand. And like, I had to put it down and immediately, like immediately a fly can. over. So Larry was like, that's how you know this thing smells like fucking bad. Dude.

Dude. I looked at all. I looked at all. I looked at up. I looked at all. Flies love decomposing bodies. They love like rotten food. They love everything that's like bad because I mean, that's just part of the,

thank God for flies because then and now shit would have just stacked up. But I also hate it because they ever heard of marinara dude. The like life ending disease. Fucking the mozzarella stick shit. Oh, it's malaria. I mean, that's mosquito. Mariner. You're so goofy.

You're so crazy on God, bro. You're silly. Yeah, it was really bad. I think, like, on a scale from, we rated it on a scale from one to ten, 10 being the best smelling and one being the worst, it was like negative infinity. Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time of my life, I said I wanted to kill myself. And then I thought about it immensely because Jesus Christ,

listen, let me just explain something. So I'm obviously easily, like, I easily gag at shit because it's just I have a bad, like, whatever, I have a horrible reflex. I have a sensitive reflex Okay, to anything. And this thing, this monstrosity is literally the worst

like I don't think anything in the world can ever smell as bad as it did. Can you describe it? You're on the verge of tears. You're going to cry soon. Yes, I am. Larry said it best, by the way. He said, he said if

that food was a virus, it would be, that would be COVID. like in physical form. Like that would be like the worst, like a really, really bad virus of some sort. Let me just, let me just preface on someone real quick.

Okay, because I have not slept and I, and I stayed up for this guy because I couldn't go to bed. Yeah. And I also have not a, I have not, the last thing I ate was was like the gas station run shit. If they got it in an E because I would have actually fucking,

I was gagging a lot. I was gagging like everything. I was just spinning out my water and shit. I was gagging. And I don't gagging. You never see me gas. Wait, hold on. Can I guess how it went?

So you guys opened it. Larry was the first to gag. Nick started laughing at Larry because he just thinks gagging is the funniest thing in the world. And then he gags and laughs and runs away. You want to how bad this was? It was like this. I'm like crouched down. I'm recording him.

I'm recording him. Yeah, yeah. So I'm holding the can opener and I'm twisting. The can is right here. It squirts on my hand and on my sleeve. And I immediately, it's squirting. I put it down and you immediately smell it. Like, no, it was not squirted on that sleeve.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's why the washer just dinged. That's why the washer dinged. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, that thing squirted. That thing squirted.

That thing smelled it out. Okay. So describe the smell in great detail. Okay. Okay. So I was thinking of a few things when I was smelling it, right? Um, I was recalling back like really bad, like really. really, really bad dog breath.

Like, the first that hit me was like that. And then obviously, like, it was, it was really strong, like, fish smell. Like, that really, like, strong, like, like, like, it's just rot and, like, absolute, absolute rotting. And then it smelled like, um, a public bathroom. Like, like, like the fluid of a public bathroom.

Because, like, it was all hitting me like, like, like, like back to back. Like, oh my God, it smells like this. And I'm like, no, it's, I'm like, dude, I can't. Like, I just couldn't. So we realized that being. outside was the biggest blessing in the world. And the wind was blowing away from us.

The minute I stepped on the left side of Larry where the wind was starting to blow towards, he immediately gagged again. Like, it was horrible. It was actually kind of funny because I was like, I was like, okay, we already got used to it. Because I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, it doesn't smell like, I think we're used to it now.

And then I turned this way and it hits me and I'm like, oh, yeah. You said he did it. He said he did it. Dude. I said, no. Did I feel... I felt...

He did a bird. That's like terrorism. That's biological terrorism. Here's how it went down. We got there. We found a nice little spy. It was under a tree. Except there was this old fucking fool.

He was like... We were like, are we in your way, dude? Because he had a frisbee. And we were like in this like little frisbee area. He was like, oh, just look out. I'm like, you want us to move? He's like, yeah. No, I'm like, we'll move.

He's like, okay. But he wanted us to move. He didn't want to tell us to. Yeah, yeah. He used to be nice about it. So then we went to... Dude, I wish. I fucking wish.

Hey, just take what this first. I was telling Nick, I was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna throw it out of a cop. I'm gonna give it to a cop and we'll see what happens. But we went to, um, we went to where those like, those, those, those little like outdoor benches were, with like the little tables and shit. And it was next to a playground. So we sat down. The minute we set up, dude, the minute we set up, a minivan.

Yeah, the minute we, of everything, this fucking van of like 20 billion kids come out and they're like so, you know, we're like all right, whatever, we don't want to open around these kids. And so we walked across the park-ish to like a soccer field and we did it like

by some trees. And thank God we did it because we were aware from everybody else and there's not a lot of people but there's still a lot of people. Dude. Sort of. And it was it was, it was. So we started, we started with this one treat. It's licorice, which I don't

fucking like licorice. But it's liquorish and it's like the saltiest licorice you can ever have. You taste, you put your tongue on it and it tastes like ocean water. Like bad. Like really bad. It like we shirble up. It was like salt was just chilling on my tongue like this. He was just making himself

home and I was like, I was like, get off with me. The worst part about it, right? The worst part about it with that was I just shaved and I had like little tiny cuts like whatever I don't care about it. But it got all. on my, it got on it.

And it started burning. It was like sizzling. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was bear with it. I don't give a fuck. And then we open the can and then I was like, oh my God, dude. And then I, dude, I still have an A food. And I'm so sleepy.

So Larry, so like they're reacting. They're reacting the way I typically think that someone would react when hearing something that smells bad. But you guys don't get that we were in your same shoes. And so we opened that fucking can. And it was hell on earth. Like we couldn't even try and eat it like at all. No, I believe.

I'm not going to shut down going through right now. I actually, dude. I just pitch your nose, dude. Yeah. Oh, dude. No, dude. I was, I was doing this.

I was doing this and it smelled like dog breath. It was bad, dude. I hate a dude. And that smell bled onto everything. It bled onto my fucking camera equipment. It bled on to like. Yeah, the handle, the handle, the handle smell like it. Nick put like a bunch of hands.

and then you put like for breeze and it's still you can still smell like it like a hit of it on your like wrist yeah have fun bringing out on a plane you're gonna get like kicked off yeah yeah they're gonna think i think i think that stinky smell and then kick you what i think i think it's gonna be like why is there fishing your back bag wait larry and i got used to the smell or we thought we got used to the smell larry starts like crying he's like no we smell like shit and we don't even know it anymore imagine like me walking to the front door like Flabjack when he was like all dirty and I was like I'm just gonna walk to my rage I hate I

no it was just I don't think you guys understand that even if I was awake and available and ready to do anything I would have not done that because I am so sensitive to that stuff I'm a lot like Larry no I'm like long term

no I am no you eat the worst thing If something ruins my day, if like that, if I smelled that even a little bit or I couldn't get off my hands or my clothes, it would ruin my entire day. My entire day would be set up for failure because I looked at a fish. Like it would be the worst. Yeah, stop doing that. That's disgusting. I'm not smelling your hands.

Yeah. I just don't go up, dude. You're making me mad. But when I go to my fingers, it smells like fucking fish. It's so bad. Dude, I watched an, okay, so there is this English guy. who was with this friend who tried it. He literally grabbed it with his own hands.

And then he just went, and he had it in his mouth and he was trying to eat it. And he just sped it out. Like it was just, dude. He sped it out. But he was like kind of like, you know, it was what we bought it. Disgusting, dude. It is considered the world's stinkiest food. The world's smelliest mouth.

What do you think goes into preparing? Dude, that's what I'm saying? Dude, we said it's like, how do you make this an actual product? Do you have to like summon Satan to birth? Dude. Does it have any like, like benefits of eating it? Probably not.

I mean, maybe there's like a lot of, I don't know, maybe there's like haloprocy. I don't even. It's lightly, dude, dude, it's lightly salted, fermented Baltic sea herring. Listen, if there's any parents listening to this, if there's any, if there's, if there are,

if they're bad parents for listening, I'm just like, excuse my language here, but it's, it really tasted. It would probably taste it. It would probably. taste like Satan's smegma or something like that is like the most disgusting. It sounds like a really good gamer

subs flavor. Thank you. It also sounds like a really good punk band. Yeah. Let's make that. No, that punk like death metal, like evil death metal. No, no, no, no, no noise. Noise. Oh yeah. Like Dude, I have a story of my week. I have a few assing.

But so me and my friends all decided to get like industrial laser pointer. that are like, really quite bright, right? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Do you see the smoke?

Oh, yeah. If you shine it, if you shine it on your wallet, it'll smoke, like, it'll actually start smoking. Yeah. No way. Do it on an egg. Put it in your eyeball. Stop!

You're going to die. No. But, so we were all sitting here, and my friend Wes is sitting on the bed with the laser pointer, and he's shining it out the window at some guy on the ground. not like at him, just like around him.

And then the guy turns around and points out our window and takes a picture. And then we're like, West didn't even tell us that he took a picture or anything. But we were just chilling. And then I get a knock on my door. I'm like, who is it? Like I'm being like a nasty bitch about it because like I thought it was one of our friends. And then I walk up with my pineapple and I don't even check the people. I just open the door.

And it's five cops standing outside our door. And I was like, oh, hey guys. And they're like, do you guys have laser pointers? And I was literally this close to being like, no. No. But then I told the truth. And I was like, yes. Oh, it's good, drunk.

I'm glad you did that. That's a good, man. It was crazy, though, because, like, there are so many cops for no reason. And one of the RAs was here. And she collected, it wasn't even our R.A. It was some random R.A. And she, like, was acting low-key, like, not cool. So, um, Karen.

Yeah, so she was like, okay, I'm going to have to collect your info and we're going to be writing you up. And I was like, dude, I'm sorry. You're going to buy these and I was like, grunk, just don't point him as a plane. I remember you go to college and you're like that. I hope you know you're not going to have a happy life. Oh, it does. Sorry, man. No, but like, um, the cops are acting like, we pointed it out of an officer because they're like, you know, pointing this out at an officer is a class two felony.

It's like, that's not what we were doing at all. Like an off-duty cup on campus? No. I took a picture of the guy. I took a picture. All right. What if they thought it was a laser stuff from like a gun? No, don't show. I was kidding.

What am I looking? I don't know. I was like a prisoner like really far away. Oh my God, dude. That's a security guard. Yeah, it is. No, it was cool though. Yeah.

The reason. The reason. The reason. I don't know if that was a security guard. security guard. But the reason why, I didn't do it, okay. But the reason why was because he had

a reflective jacket and whenever the laser would go over the reflective, it was like, like, shine like crazy bright. You mean it turned into a disco ball? So you did point it at him. You pointed out of him. Okay, you're saying I did, I didn't do it. But yes.

You said you were putting it around him, but you directly, someone put it on his body. But the one piece pirates pointed it in somebody. The one piece pirates, bro. The one piece pirates. The captain has to answer for his crewmates, Grunk, sorry.

I was a Luffy in that room. Yeah, they were the offset slid, bro. Go tell Zorro some. Did you get a run-up? I think so, but I haven't gotten, like, an email or anything about it, so I don't know, because she said there'd be a follow-up type thing. That means you're getting evicted. No way.

Dude, imagine you got kicked out of college. Your dad would be so bad. You're coming to the group house. Yay. Yay. But I thought it was a little dramatic to send five police officers to. a boy's dorm. A boy's dorm with a little boy.

But I understand the concern. I do understand the concern. School shootings and stuff like that. They thought it was like a sniper or something. Yeah. But the guy on the, the guy that called in and apparently was like, yeah,

there's just a laser pointer that's kind of going all over the place. And then they came up here. Dude, how long did he leave it on that guy? Not that long. Like, how did he? Right on his forehead for like five years. Whenever he turned around. Wesley hopped off the bed and was like hiding behind my dresser.

And he was like, he was like, dude, he's looking. It was really silly. It was so. Yeah. Dude, laser pointer, honestly, one of the best purchases. It's so entertaining. Like, it has an attachment. It has this thing.

It's dead right now, so I can't show you. But this thing, it's like a kaleidoscope. So it like goes all crazy. Whoa. Yeah. So you know, if you like laser, There's this really cool YouTuber. His name is Styro Pyro.

And he makes, he makes lasers that, like, cut through things, like, immediately. Yeah. Oh, my God. Like, guys' videos are crazy. Yeah. You would, like, put a new, newborn on a table.

All right. That's... What the fuck, dude? That's some, like, spy vault, like, fucking grid. Shoo, cuts you into, like, little chunks and pieces whenever you, like, get it wrong. Saw.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that, that was a, that was a freaking moment that had. So you guys are not going to point him outside anymore? Aye.

Yeah, probably not. But it was really funny because like all my neighbors were like, oh my God, what happened? What happened? They were all texting me like, are you okay? What's going on? And it's still. Brick grunk. And, uh, Bray, grunk.

That would have been hard, dude. The grunker would have been crazy. Yeah, the buckshot would have been so hard. That would have been the funniest. That would have been so funny. That would have went viral. That's going to be me in Vegas. So after your contact, do you wear them often or no?

Oh, yeah. So that was just a trial run. I ordered the official ones. They're coming in like in a week. That is going to be extremely weird adjustment to do. What's a real trial run? Like after like a day that's all blurry? No, they're all dailies.

But they just gave me like a pack of five to wear for the week. So how do context work? After you're done for the day, you put them back in the little thing? Yeah, inside the water hole. Oh, you throw them away. Well, I have dailies, so Oh, yeah, okay. My dad has like...

Yeah, my dad is monthly. He has a little container for them with the eyedrop stuff. You just don't sleep with them. Yeah, those, those, those. Yeah, don't sleep with them. When there's like lifetime? Yeah, your eyes fall out and die.

They turn gray and dry. What if there's lifetime? Lifetime. Lifetime. That needs to be the future. It's just new eyeballs. I need a contact. I need a contact with the iPhone.

Sorry, Darren. What? No, sorry. That wasn't you. What did you say? I said, what are the context? Because people can put them back in like the case, right? Are those monthlys?

Yeah, those are monthlies. Oh, okay. Because like throwing them away, it seems like you're just like wasting a bunch of money. Like burn. Yeah. Yeah, it does. I would hate throwing them away. I was trying to like washing them like, you know, like.

You like to see them do that? Washing them. I honestly kind of fork with them. I started to be able to get them out like in the first try. So like that was my main. Do you just use your finger? Yeah. So what I do, I look up.

and then I press it on my limb, put my finger up, and then I slide it down, and then I'll be able to... And then I'm... I'm not able to do that. My dad, this is weird. No, it's scary.

It took me two hours the first time, and it was awful. But I got it. You don't understand how much I grew up. It's so weird. It's like, he's just taking his contact. You're exactly my father. I like wipe this way upward.

You're like my... You're like my... You're like me. No, you're just like me. Wipe and that way? You like that way? Wait, what? Wait, what's...

Your wife towards your balls tea? No, I don't. Surprise people do, which. Larry, I go all the way up to my chest. Oh, yeah? Why? Was part of the reason... Was part of the reason why you were up all night?

Because yesterday night, what we were doing? Yeah. What were you guys doing? Can we talk about it? I fell asleep early, I guess. If it's like Overwatch or something, that'll be crazy. I swear. No, no, no.

If it's like one white cloth, anything has to do with a white cloth, I had a guy. Nope, nope, no. So, no. So we went on the gas station run really late at night. And I assumed that was going to be like Larry's final thing he was doing before sleep. But then we sit down and while I'm like-

Wait, can I see something real quick? Yeah. This is a song about CVS. Bitch, fuck CVS. Man. Yeah, we hate y'all. Yeah, we hate y'all. All right, listen.

I bought like, I bought like, what, like three things. And it cost to me like, what, 48 fucking flippin' dollars? What was that all about? If you're going to get anything late night, don't go to CVS, bro. Just go to, like, gas station, man. It's so much worth it. So expensive.

It's so expensive for nothing, dude. What? Food. Would you even get, just food? Yeah. Yeah, like snacks. Just literally snacks. $48 for three things of snacks.

Yummy needed to get some stuff. And so I was like, yeah, you know what? I'll use CVS as a replacement for a gas station. So I got like, you know, little chippies. I got like a little drinky. And it all came out to like, $40-something. I did get a few other things because it's CVS, so I got like, you know,

smeletone. Yeah, 24 of those dollars of like actual... Oh, okay. You mumble melatonin, brats. That's like 20, 30 bucks right there. No, it was small. It's a travel size. There's like 10 dollars.

It was tiny. Yeah, I guess so. So it was like 10 bucks? Yeah, it was expensive. But it was expensive. It all added up to a pretty dollar. CBS? But, yeah, sorry.

Very expensive. Very. Yeah. It's convenience. 24 hours. CVS. Walgreens, yeah,

they're expensive as hell. But we went out. No, you good. We went out with Yummy, a little gas station run, but that turned into CVS and then gas station and then McDonald's. Because yummy was hungry. Ooh,

what the fuck? We sat down. I'm heating up my food and I hear this theme song this starts playing and I actually don't even know how it goes. So you're going to have to do it for me. You got it. You got it. No?

Yeah, you got it. I don't remember. Wait, wait, hold my hand and like me to me and then I'll probably go. I'm leading you. I'm leading you. Okay, wait, I want a tricycle push? Push. Oh, wait, Tanner's right.

Tanner's right. What you again? Amazing Great. Oh, my God. Was it before that. No, no, no, no. It was not it.

It was not it. But that was a bit that came back three or four times in the same episode of South Park. We watched South Park. We watch a whole lot of South Park. We're going to do. I have, I'm going to be real. I'm going to be 100% real. I have never sat down and watched South Park.

But these, no, these recent seasons, these screen, like, whoever makes these jokes. Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac, Isaac. That was 2015. Oh my, dude. I mean, it's just, they got so good. They got insane.

There was jokes from, like, other episodes that we just watched. Like, they are assuming we sit down and watch eight of them because we did. We sat down. It was like 6.30 a.m. We watched all these episodes of South Park. and I was like actually like

wow it's actually funny it's actually funny it was so funny it was so goddamn funny like their commentary style is really good the way they approach things

and like the way they kind of just joke wrap it all up together at the end is pretty solid honestly and then they started doing like lore and I was like whoa like whoa because everything I've seen

in South Park is just like you're fat that's it It's like one episode. You can watch one episode from any season and then you're like, yeah, I got what it meant or like I got the gist of it.

You know, it's not like adventure time where like you're watching like the late season one episodes and you're like, why does everything look like the way it looks? Where in South Park, everything looks normal.

There's really nothing else. The first episode of South Park we watched, there was a whole food that came. And then there was like a whole lot of other stuff that was going on. And every episode we watched, it would start with the same guy. like talking about, man, it's only been two weeks

since we got this Whole Foods and we already have this. And then next episode, I can't believe it's been three weeks and we just got this Whole Foods. It's been a month and we just got this Whole Foods. Like, it was just like, they kept on playing into the same joke. They kept messing with Whole Foods. Which was so funny. They just kept doing the same Whole Foods.

Like, yes, it was the same bit over and over. Every Whole Food stereotype that you're thinking of, they did. Wow. Three or four times. It was really, really. I feel like being a writer for a show like that is so fun. So my God. Yes and no.

I'd say no only because of the time constraint, but I'll say yes because of the freedom. Oh, because they have a week. Yeah, they were a week to write it on and animated and there you. Like everything. I have something. Yeah, crazy. It was really.

Really off topic. I have something really off topic and really like nasty that I'm like just finding out about right now. Do you guys? The barnacle. Do you want me to show you? Yeah, dude, you share. Yeah, I guess. This was all from my mouse pad.

This is dead skin. Are you full sending it? That's dead skin. Why are you scraping that off your mouse pad? Are you full sending it? Do you sniff that, dude? Is that a line? Why are you full sending?

It's dead skin from a mouse pad. Dude, that's a lot. Get that. Why are you doing that? How does that come out of a mouse pen? It looked discolored, so I like started scraping it with a knife and it started coming off. Yeah, we all agree.

that. Nick is the kid who shows he's like he's like toe nail collection. Yes, and the boogers in a jar. Like, you're gross. I want to punch you in the face. You're gross.

Remember what happened the other night? Don't, can we, I don't even want to talk about that because I was way too far. No, I heard what happened and I don't like you for it. Don't think we can actually talk about that.

Don't bring it. Don't, do not bring it. I don't even talk about it. That is beyond like, that is beyond. You actually want to listen to it to anybody listening. I'm sorry, but I don't think we actually can. I don't think we can.

I don't, I don't. I'm just going to like let you guys beg to listen to it. And then it's going to be like, please, I need to hear what happened. Nope. All right. And then not do it because you guys. Yeah, if you subscribe to our Patreon.

Uh, you go out of course. If you find our Patreon and then you find it. I have another story. What you said? Another story? Okay. Okay. So, so, uh, there's a fire alarm, another one.

Another traumatizing. Oh, my God. It's literally that, that's probably our, like, close to 15th one, if not our 15th one. Wow. Which is insane. Jesus. Why don't I practice or like just like training?

No, it's all, it's all. Incidents? Yes, smoke detectors. Like, they're super sensitive here. So like, I don't know. I don't understand because like if people are smoking, we can open the window and blow it out the window. It's not that hard.

But you look at your college campus like, hurt. Yeah, we're hotboxing the college campus. But, um, so anyways, we're out there. And my friends, uh, uh, roommate who is like a really strange guy. He's in front of our group. And he's like, interesting.

So he was like talking to his other roommate about like, what you don't know what an M16 is? And then he's like, like mimicking that he's like doing an air gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's just one of those kids, you know. And then I'm just doing this bit where I go, on three, everybody say Disneyland.

One, two, three, Disneyland. And I was like, Marty Grah. And, um, and, um, and, um, Marty Grah, Disneyland. How did you get in college?

And I'm going to last thing. How did that happen? But anyways, anyways. So I was doing that Disneyland bit and he turns around. He's, no, he was like, He's like, if these people say Disneyland one more fucking time. And then I was like, and I was like, Disneyland! And he turned around.

He's like, can you fuck off and shut the fuck up? And I was like, oh my gosh. You did not. I was like, you did not just do that. And then he turns around and walks his merry way. And then we're on the stairwell. And I forgot, I forgot that he was still in front of us. I'll be honest.

I forgot. And I was joking with my. my friends about it and I was like, if you say Disneyland one more fighting time. And then he was right there and he heard us and he was like, God! And he was actually throwing a tantrum. Like, he was stomping, he was like getting really upset. It's so funny.

It's such a you thing to do to just randomly. On TV one to Disney like, Disney! Wait, I have a video of me doing it in a crowd and nobody does it. Is that just something? What is that? I got it from Drew, Inia and Josiah, a YouTube group.

Okay. Goats. Goets. Wait, and let me make sure. Careful with that tongue that's ancient. Okay,

so careful. This is me my friend. Yay. You had your wizard hat on? I really

hate to break it to you. Gras, did you for real scare away, all the hosts. You guys are really funny. Please keep doing that. They're a funny group of friends.

That awesome group of friends in college. Hell yeah. No, like, it it was honestly so funny. It was so damn funny. What's up for me? Yeah, dude. Even just hearing about if I heard you say

once in person, I think it'll lose my mind. It's going to be my bit at Las Vegas. I'm telling me the truth. Please. Please don't. Please. It's going to happen.

It's going to happen. Every single time we walk it to. Vegas. Yeah, he just lost like $10,000. One, two, three. There's one of those. And he's like, my name is Jerry Atrick.

And I'm going to Las Vegas. And that's what I'm gonna be doing. That's what I'm gonna do? All right, Tanner. I was just gonna say, can I go to the bathroom? I have to also use the bathroom. I have to also do that too.

Oh my God. No way. All right. I go first. No, go. Okay, you go, go. I've been holding in a coffee poop this whole time. I gotta go.

Coffee poop. Yes, I need a three minutes. I have to pee. Wait, I have to pee too. And look, I'm drinking two. Okay. Oh, man. Oh my goodness.

All right, go. All right. All right, topic switch. He just reminded me of something. Yomi says hi. He just has to say. Shut up. I'm in the chat.

So this is what I have to say. By the way, my chair's broken. Another one? Oh, yeah, this is bad. Yeah, look, he's missing a wheel. So he's in a permanent lean forward at all times. Dude, put in a permanent lean forward. Put in a permanent lean back like.

Yeah, look at that. That's. Oh, he's chilling. Come on, man. Guys, I need, can I get a chair fund? It's a go fund to me. Oh, my new chair. Get a car.

Like $8,000. $8,000. day. What are you talking about? You got like 8 billion subs and like everything. Annie drives up Porsche. I was going to say, listen,

Tanner reminded me about the coffee. What do you think would happen? You guys know what caffeine looks like? Have you ever seen it before? Like in powdered version? Just like yeah, white crystals. Dude, imagine you just like loaded up someone's drink without them knowing with caffeine.

Like that's like the worst lack of your better. Like 1500 milligrams caffeine. They wouldn't even know. Dude, that would suck, man. I feel like they would if they're Slow drink. If they chugged it, it'd be over. Like, their heart would stop. Is it, like, pure?

Or, like, what is that? Yeah, I'm pretty sure caffeine is just, like, a powder. Yeah, it is. And then you can, like, mix it in with something. And I think it has a little bit of a crappy sour taste, maybe a little bit. But, like, what does caffeine come from? Did you get, like, really energetic people on a treadmill? And they take the sweat off.

Hell yeah. They put in the sun. The extract. Yeah. I think it has something to do with, yeah, caffeine can come from, like, Coffee and coffee. It's coffee leaves and green tea. Leaves.

Yeah. I don't know how you extract it though. Just like sugar comes from sugar can. That's real. Yeah. So. Yeah, sugar can taste really good. It's so good.

Like raw sugar. I'm thinking of the right thing. Yeah, raw sugar. Is it the one where like you could just keep chewing on it? And it's like super sweet. Oh, dude, I love it so much. I used to eat it when I was a kid. Like just fucking, dude, I was like a dog with a bone.

All right, Isaac. Are you going to pee next? I was like really fast poop. I'm not going to lie. That was impressive. I don't think he washed his hands. All right, ladies and gentlemen, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. We're going to see the results.

Tanner, spread eagle. Oh, yeah, he didn't wipe. Did you wipe? All right, so what did you sacrifice? Was it the wipe? There's one thing you didn't do. You either didn't wipe. I didn't poop.

I wouldn't peeve it. I can hold. I can sacrifice. Hurry up. I didn't want to be too long. I just went pee. I was like, you know what? I can hold the poop in a little bit.

And keep it in there. We can let it out faster. I can hold a dupe in for the little dupe. Hurry up. He just came to my door and started like banging on it. So we forgot to talk about the fact that in a few days we're going to be on. We're going to TwitchCon Vegas. So we're going to be in TwitchConvagus.

If you guys are going, we'll be there. Now we can title it, we're going to Vegas. We're going to Vegas. Yeah. It's going to Vegas. Yeah, man. Listen, if you guys are going to go, you should go to find a buffalo machine and put all my money on it. Put it all on red.

Put it all on Buffalo. Buffalo. I was going to say, if you go to the GamerSups booth, there is a very special delicious little surprise there. If you go to the Gamer Sips booth.

There's a treat that you can taste and it's going to be a Gamer Sups and we're going to be there. We're going to be like, hmm. And if you're wondering where it's that. Some Gamer Sups. You're nice to like.

If you're doing that big boobs on a banner. Yeah, look for big giant. The holy beacon. If you go to Twitchcon.com. dot com. I mean, I mean not.com. Twitch.com. Go to twitch.com. Dot TV and you say, who's going?

You're going to see me on that screen. If you search a big button, let's. You're going to see soft willy on that screen. Oh, now he's going to go to the bathroom because it's his turn. Dude, my flight there is actually evil and dastardly. Because I go. I literally go to Florida and then there. So it's like, it's a really interesting take.

All the way across the entire country. Yeah, let's actually go down instead of a cross. Yeah, let's make it longer for everybody. Yeah, let's make it a really weird place. It's really not cool. And then I get back, on my flight back, I get back home at 5 a.m., which is. That was really, and I missed a lot. You agree with school.

And I have a lab at 9 a.m. the same day. That life sucks, dude. They go. That is crazy. No, I've done it before. What was it? What was it? Tampa.

Tampa, where I had to be slept maybe four hours that entire trip. And then I got home and went straight to work. And you had to go to work. So I got back. I can do again. Wait, tell Nick, tell Nick your thing what you have to do. Oh, yeah. Like short of those.

He's going to be like, dude. My flight back from Vegas gets back at 5 a.m. And then I have a lab at 9 a.m. 9 in morning. Yeah. Four hours, two hours? No, it's only like an hour. hour and a half.

Nick, do you know where he has to go first before he goes to Vegas? Oh, yeah. Wait, hold on. Don't tell me. It's pretty toxic. You're fine from... Think of the most toxic place in the world. It's an 18-hour layover. I wish.

I wish it was Detroit's layover. Wait, hold on. So I said Detroit and you just said you wish. Yes, bro. So something worse than Detroit. Is it far out of the way from where you have to go? Yeah. Very.

L-A-X. Oh, my God, no. No. It's not bad. It's actually on the way, if anything. Florida. I have to go to Florida first. That's really bad. Can we all agree?

Florida is like the shittiest state aside from like Arkansas. Can we just all agree? It's going to be gone in a few decades. Florida is the grossest feeling ever once you go outside. Florida sucks. The people suck. The food is kind of okay. I think the smell of that fish you have is better than all of Florida. And I'm flying the

worth rated airlines. That's really hard to shit. They're probably pretty equal. I don't know what. I don't know what the disconnect was, but it's so funny. What? Ivan? I'm flying the worst rated Airlines as well.

Oh yeah, you're flying spirit which is totally funny. I saw that shit and I laughed so hard. Totally funny. What are you guys flying? That's funny. I don't know if I get the scler out of respect.

What? Yeah, I'm not going to We're flying. Wow. Why do I always get the like the president's playing? Of the worst. Yeah, wait, actually, no,

Grunk, we're actually going on a private jet and you are going on Spirit Airways. Yeah, the president's playing air force. Frontier and Spirit Airlines are the worst too, right? And then there's also... What's frontier? I don't even know what Frontier is. Is Breeze bad? I flew Breeze last time.

Oh, he's not. The fucking Tatee. I don't know when I flew it. That's like a white's like one guy with who's bored. Yeah, it's like a boat. That's all it is. Guys, and I don't one. And a two.

And a two. And a two. There's a guy in the fan. Sorry, I'm missing. the memo. Dude. Everyone, that's okay. And Ro! I'm excited.

I'm honestly pretty excited for this trip. I think it'll be a very fun trip. It'll be a good time. Can't really do a lot in Vegas, but, you know. No, yeah. You don't want to gamble anyways. That's the thing.

Yeah, yeah. I want to, um, I actually want to go to the dunes. I want to go to the dunes. Yeah, I do also. I want to do it too. They're an hour and a half away, though. I want to go to the dunes at dusk and listen to a song.

I talked about this last time, but I just want to do that really bad. What song? Like, any song or just Weird out Yankevich? Oh yeah. Yeah.

Amish Paradise. That would suck. I'm going to hug you there. Is that a lot? I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm excited too. I really want to go and see the dunes.

But if we can't go see the dunes, I just want to look forward. I look forward to seeing the sphere. And I look forward to meeting a lot of our audience again. Like that's actually like one of the highlights. Remember that one, like, that girl and the mom that came all the way from Canada just to see us. And like every day they brought us That I remember that so much

Like that's so sweet That was good That was good to them That was really cute Go, go behave I still have that I still have that bracelet by the way I have all the bracelets

I have my little My little thing My little trinket of brace I have a right here Are you talking about Wait the bracelet Mine broke Oh

Well there's always been to get another Yeah Yay True that son As much as I would How are we going to do Are we going to do another meeting greed type thing?

Remember they had to make up security? We don't have a panel. No. We don't. We're just going to mop out. It's so funny. I think it's so funny how we wing

like literally everything. We don't have a manager so we literally just Yeah, I think a manager would be. Dude, I think TwitchCon should have gotten a hint by now.

This is just like the second time we're going to do it. We're going to do it a third time. This is your call to just get, I say, panel. Like email me. My business email is

really in, my, it's in the link. I don't think they know who we are. We're more VidCon like that. That's not how it works. I don't think. No, they do. They'll Twitch, yeah, they reach out.

They like the Minecrafters, bro. They do like the Minecrafters, bro. They do like the Minecrafters a lot. He's going. Is anyone cool going? Yeah. You know the button? The button?

Is the button itself going? The button's going. The button. Pretty much, like, everyone who's in the button is going. Phanom's going. Yeah. What?

Phanum. Oh, I thought you're talking about, like, the actual button. That's not even the right button either. What are you talking about? The button from the button video that we did on Discord. Everyone I have to have. Oh, I thought it's like, the actual button is like in the quit too. I was like, use you guys.

It's all like, phantom and kyes go in. That's not even the right button. That's the wrong. Why did you just say the fan video? The people that were in the video for the button. Yeah. Yeah. You said the button.

I was like from the, from. I said you know the button. Yeah. Well, that doesn't help either. Bro? We just, okay, we did not.

Just do it. Recently, you know, the button. We did it a month ago. I get his process. But two days. Yeah,

dude, I don't like have, I'm trying to think of, like, anyone I want to see. I'm kind of over my ex-QC phase, guys.

I'll be honest. Like, yeah, after you got that big deal, he just kind of started doing dumb shit. So. Yeah.

You're really strange now. If anyone, like, it'd be cool to see poke, poke lulls. That'd be cool. I don't even know if he's going to go. That's like the only person I can even think of that I actually want to.

I hope, I hope A's so hilarious goes. Yeah, that'd be cool. That would be sweet. That'd be cool. That'd be cool. That'd be cool. You think Gerald's going, probably not. Oh, that would be cool.

Germia would be cool. I think, uh, Ryan Higo would be cool, too. Is he still around? He streams. He does. He does his past hobby. That's his past time.

And he lives fairly close if I'm not steak in a Vegas. He's in California. A lot of people from California. Oh my God. That would be surreal for me. There's like a handful of people. They're like, whoa. Yeah, Ryan Higa is one of those people. Ryan Higa's one of them.

I know his entire nice guy's song by heart. That's pretty sweet. So back when I was like in middle school, I used to think it was super cool to like know all of his songs. So I'd like memorize all of them. I wouldn't memorize like actual songs. I would memorize all of Ryan's songs. Yeah.

I like big ball inflatable green ball It's not a song But it's funny The sham woohoo I don't know Yeah Buhu

Classic So classic It's Whoh Whoh Oh my god I think it's Woohoo

I think it's Like that Is it Yeah I don't know I don't know But it's still Yeah

I remember him Also I don't Like hate That It's like going up to you and say welcome to McDonald's. Can I take your order? Yeah.

I'm sure it feels the same for him. Yeah. I'm sure it does. I know. In this video, if I take damage of Minecraft, yeah, I know,

I know, I know. Oh my God, dude. It's not there. It's not there yet. Not yet. Not yet.

It's not there. It's not there. What about you fall asleep? Nah, that wasn't like, had nothing to do with me. What about Bongo Cat? It's almost there.

Huh? Oh, Bongo Thanos. Can't, Bongo Cat might be that. What are you guys talking about? You were to have to tell you. He was at the club.

Like if we were to call you tanning oil, like something that was related to tanning oil. Oh, there's something awesome. Yeah. If I went up to you, Tanner, as a fan, and I went, oh, I didn't know he had friends over and they made a creeper sound explosion. What would you do?

You do not remember that. I remember that. Okay, here, Tanner, I'll set the scene. S&P Earth, we're inside a globe. You go into another part of the globe, and there's a creeper. I know you had friends over and a big explosion

How do you remember that? Because I laughed my fucking ass I think it was a clip I think there's a clip of it somewhere Dude I did do that SPR, the golden era Bump Bump Bump Buh Buh

You guys That was actually By like weirdos though Like that weird admin guy He was like Oh my God Remember we were We were making the Olympics

And somehow it turned into the biggest event To shut the entire server down It was like so weird We were in charge of that server low key. We pulled the strings. We ran that shit. We sound like old heads.

I got a hundred. We were like the only one. Yeah. We were talking. That sphere thing was just so delicious. That was the greatest build I've ever built. Remember when I was streaming

in a giant piece of poop was on the wall? That was real. Dude, you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? Kobe and Gigi passed away while we were in this

Apirth because I met Kobe Bryant Was that long ago? Oh yeah that's how long ago it happened

It would happen 2020 2020 2020 yeah They It's been three years Yes I want to hear something weird I'm not

I'm going to fact check this real quick but I just heard this recently Little peep died seven years ago Yeah that

Yeah Is that real? Oh, yeah. Yeah. It'll be seven years since 2017 in three months. Ew. That is... Ew.

Almost a decade. Oh, my God. A decade. I feel like I've been hibernation. I've been hibernation until this point. I graduated high school like six years ago. That's weird. That's weird.

I graduated like a few months ago, like five months. Okay. That's weird. I graduated high school six years ago. I graduated high school six months ago. So that's weird. You're weird. Old.

Since you're like in the moment of it, do you feel like time is flying by for you? Yes, bro. Yes. Like October is already more than halfway through. And it just started. Yeah, I'm going to be real. I think grunks in the same boat that we are

because he started way earlier with like, I guess, internet stuff. Blow your mouth. Oh, my God. Yeah, I've been on the internet now for over, over four and a half. half years, I think. Like, my internet presence. Your documentary is really

on the internet. Like, me growing up is on the internet. Just like, through gameplay. You're only Charlie bit my finger, but it's 2023 and it's grown in Minecraft. No, I was Charlie bit my finger. That was me. Charlie bit my finger. No, you were

I love, I play Pokemon go. That's you. That's actually you. Okay, can I say something real quick that I also blew my mind recently? What? I just found out that Koso

was on a TV show, right? Who? Koso was on a TV show? Koso. Koso. K-O, like, K-A-S-E-O. He's like,

chat, your band, your band, he's that guy. He's like, his stuff. K-O-W-like this guy is like,

yeah, your band, buddy, I'll see you later. That's what he does. The big, the Viking, the guy, he was like a

skinny. He was like a skinny. He was like, the beast. He was like, It looks like a one-by-one Lego blog. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, you're being a buddy. Yes.

He's funny. Okay. So, now, listen, if I'm wrong about this, I'm sorry, but I kept seeing, you can't pop it up on my, on my TikTok feed. But apparently, he was in the, in that reality TV show where, like, what is it, my something pound life. No, he was not. No, listen, listen, listen, listen. I had to look it off. Listen.

Listen. My 1,000 pound life or my 1,000 pound life. Yes. I had to look it up. and he kept popping up. Like a lot of people kept saying the same thing. And I don't even. It has to be like the joke.

Listen, I'm telling me right now, if it is, there are, there are a lot. Because the guy's name was Case or no, his name was Casey King. The guy's name was Casey King. You're just doxing my boy live on the group chat podcast. He was on a TV show. Listen. Mike don't even know. You're just doxing my boy?

Yeah, so his name on the TV show was Casey King. No, that's not true. And he lost all this weight. And then people kept saying it was him. I looked at it. I was like, is it? I don't know. It was hard to tell.

That's not him. But, dude, the amount of people, the amount of people that kept saying it, I literally woke up and I was like, no, is this real? Is this real? You dreamt about it too? Oh, when you dream about it, you immediately think it's real. Oh my god. Yeah. That's a bad.

Dude, dreams are or not? No, we can't talk about dreams anymore. I can't. I don't know. I really don't know. But if it's not real, then his fan base is insane with just like mini-billion.

Dude, I really couldn't tell. It was like, he has a whole Discord server where he just scrolls through like mean like jokes they made about him and he just like reacts to every single one of them. Discord is looking becoming like the Reddit. Like, you know, when people go to Reddit for content. Yeah. It's just, the only thing I

I mean, I get scared about Discord. I get really scared. Dude. Don't hold back. Me and my friends were watching our favorite skateboard YouTuber, gifted hater. And, and, bro, he did this video about his reaction to, like, Haley Bieber versus Selena Gomez drama like seven months ago.

And that was an eye opener to like how there's just people out there that fully involves themselves with celebrity lives, and it's so damn funny. Like, imagine, imagine I have a girlfriend or something like that that, like, she's, like, always on her phone talking about, like, the newest drama.

Imagine being a boyfriend to that shit. No, but we were talking, like, honestly, that's kind of hype. Like, looking at the story and be like, oh, my gosh, you did not just post that. Because basically the drama was, um, uh, Selena Gomez was getting, like,

cyber bullied by, Haley Bieber, but like, not in a direct way. Like, they're being so petty about it. Like, and it was, like, everyone was signing with Selena Gomez. Yes. I mean, they're so silly. Where am I?

Yes, it's so crazy. Like, even celebrities have these petty dramas and, like, all their fans. Literally, there was a TikTok comment with 100,000 likes about it. It was insane. Like, they get into it. They get into it. And it's like, yeah, this is a really ugly look for you.

And it's like, like, people freak out when people say that this. You know what's one of my grossest things a girl could say? It's that she, it's that she would say like, he's my celebrity crush. And then like, oh, yeah. Like, if a girl's like, yeah, oh, my God, I'm obsessed with, like, this person. Like, I'll never meet him. So it doesn't matter anyway.

It's like, that still is, like, really weird. You know what I would do? I'll pull out the squirrel. Oh, the scroll. You could stop at squirrel. Oh, I'm not a squirrel. It's crazy. I'm not going to be caught in five seconds.

Oh, yeah. Shoo. That's what I thought. You know what I'm doing? I pull out the squirrel. I pull out the squirrel. Here's some nuts. You can peeve it.

Whoa. Can someone make that into a clip, please? What was that? No. What was that? Did you actually hear the squirrel? I swear to God. Don't pull it out again

Dude, I saw a rat the other day Like, you know the trash can? You know the trash can holders that are like That have like bars and there's like this much of a gap Yeah, yeah Yeah The rat was like flailing It's like

And it like moved in Like I imagine the GMOD like props out like It was like Somehow squeezed in, it was insane I miss GMO You just reminded me of GMO Yeah they took them their player Oh my God, who's doing that

Guys? Oh, heavens. Do you're good? Someone, someone added that I actually gave my headboat off. If that happened, that would be a crazy event. Dude, if that, if that happened,

like, again, it brings me back when, when that first alarm went off, and I literally thought, I thought it was over. It's so scary. Dude, that feeling. That is an unmatched feeling.

No, that is a on-mash feeling. thing, dude, this alarm that Grung gets, it's like, no, that's not even the scariest part. Yeah, the scariest part is that it talks. It's like warning. Find the nearest exit and go down the stairs. Like, like,

warning, it's so. It's so scary. I literally thought there was an active shooter in the building and I was going to die. Like, I was, it was genuinely terrifying. They should have different, they should have different alarms, dude. They should. They only have one. It's either like

someone just smoked a blunt or look out, run! Yeah, yeah. There was a real one. One of the ones that happened this weekend, they actually had to pull out the fire ladder and had to go to the and like use it and stuff. It was crazy. But like one of my friends has like really bad what do you call it? Like sensory

overload type shit and like oh my God, that shit went off and they were like balling. Like, it was terrible. I gave them my noise cancelling headphones, and that helped. But, like, that shit is like... And you don't see... Oh, my goodness.

I know multiple people. And, like, I feel like in a normal... I feel like in a normal circumstance, they wouldn't matter that much. But this alarm, this specific alarm, is genuinely terrifying. It's bad. It's bad. Even my friend who's like,

who doesn't have that shit, they said that their friend was doing, like, a face to line up with it. Like, every time they go off, they go... Like, and he was like, okay, you have to stop. Like, you know He's going to see the crime

That's a Freddy movie Me Wait, are you saying Who's going to be a banger? I will I will be attending Dude, when we saw the Barbie movie Me and Camden saw the

FNAF poster And we took a picture A selfie at it And we're going to take a selfie at it When it actually comes out Oh yeah Oh yeah Selfie

What is that behind you? Oh yeah Wait, Larry Do you ever show your Marlboro shirt, the fucking jacket that you got. Okay, top ten, hardest words to pronounce based on spelling. Number one. Marlboro. Marlboro.

It's Marlboro. I really like that shirt, by the way. That's a really cool shirt. Thank you. Automatopoeia. No, I was not talking to you. Okay. Damn, get on.

Go point a laser at a fucking police officer freak. It's a long in line, dude. Weirdo. Damn. Listen, content creators. If you ever get ever heard of your ideas, doing an inside out one. So you got the black, right, with the red

text and shit. And then you can flip it inside out and wear it all red. And then you get a cool little M emblem on the wrists. M for Mario. Yep. It's a me. It's a me. It's a mauro. Yes, sir. Dude, I actually, no way. Big

big shout out of though, because I got the shout out to Marlboro. Let's go. Shout to the boy. I got it downtown. They do this thing like I guess I can say because, right, right? But they do this thing downtown every Sunday where they have these, like, racks of clothes, like, everywhere. And it's all these guys coming together. They're, like, check this shit out, son.

I'm, like, shopping around. And it was the coolest thing ever. And I got all these clothes for, like, a buck 50. Dude. It was like, oh, there it is. Shit. I got. I got a huge ass.

Grunk. A shirt. Oh my crazy What if you took that to Twitchcon and wore that Bro, it's gonna be 90 degrees, I will die Okay, yeah, it would be kind of hot Vegas is gonna be hot when we go So you would get every single square inch of you

Would get pat down No, this thing is so soft It's like I've never really messed with a puffer But like this shit, it's like a stress ball It's so insane Dude, it's gonna be so hot over there It's gonna be 90s Which actually is not that, not as bad as I thought of

That pisses me off. It's cooling down here too. It is cooling down. It's feeling really nice. Today when we were out, Larry said it was actually kind of chilly, which is... Dude, it's actually cold here. Last night, last night it was like chilly. Dude.

It was insane. The low is going to be 43 degrees tonight. Oh, hell, dude. That's crazy. I feel like this is the first time fall has actually been on time. I know. I know, it does. It felt very sudden.

It came in very suddenly. And honestly, it's a, it's really nice welcome. Why did everything change after 2016? Like, everything got weird after 2016. Bruh, I swear, 2016 was my best freaking year, dude, I swear. What happened? It's time to move on. It's time to move on.

Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no. Dude, dude, dude, stop. Moment of silence blonde came out in 2016. Grum, Gordon, you were like 10 years old in 2016? 18? Um, let me think. That was like...

Sorry, Larry. Sorry. You too. How many seven years ago? No. Like, seven, yeah. Seven. So I was like 11.

12. 13, 15. Basically. That's crazy to me. But no. Like, honestly, literally everyone says 2016 was peak, but like,

people that still say that literally need to move on. Yeah. You're a good. to be stuck in the past. Move on. You know, quit on your laurels, right? Move on, listen, listen, listen,

move on, because GTA 6 is still around the corner, you know, right? And listen, listen, listen. And, like, you know, there's people that they who are never going to experience, right? On GTA5. Hey, don't talk over any, though. Hey, don't talk over me, though,

because listen, listen, listen, listen. Man, man's disrespecting me over the microphone now. You disrespecting me right now, though. You disrespect. Man's, listen, look, so, when I was, young. GTA 5 took over my life. I wanted to be a bank robber at some point and like that was like my dream, you know, I was like whatever. Wow. And that's going to be the same thing with kids in this generation. I'm hoping GTA 6 will just, it's not going to bring it back. What am I what am I kidding?

Yeah. Really? I have my expectations, but I'm also like it's going to be bad. I'm going to say it right now. I'm going to say it right now, if GTA 6 is not at least, like if I can't put in a comfortable 200 hours, minimum, minimum, onto that game, let's just say,

let's just say, I was never book smart, I'm money smart, made me more intelligent. Let's just say that I'm going to be really fucking sad. GTA 6 is going to drop in two years. That's my prediction. I think,

I think that I wanted to have skateboarding. That would be so sick. Oh. I heard of surfing. It was going to be a lot of stuff. Like fishing in one of the lakes. Fishing?

That would be crazy. It would be cool if you could actually plug in VR and play in game in VR. It would be pretty cool. I feel like the VR age, it's too ahead of its time. It needs to go back in the development era for like 10 years and then come back and be on. Did you see what meta did, though?

I'm not going to lie. Facebook meta, whatever. They did some crazy stuff. What they do? What? Remember when they started and looked like some crappy ass avatars? There's like now full face renders of you.

There's like full face renders of you while you're talking and shit. Like it's crazy. VR won't be like it's full capabilities until everyone can have one in their house. That's true. That's true. And I feel like it's going to slowly start

possibly maybe with Apple. I mean, think of the quid. That might be an introduction. I think that might be like a gateway. into that world. That might be the big change. Well, it's going to be expensive. Think about when they start dropping.

Okay, it's going to take a while. It's kind of like when they introduce a new product and they take a while to release like another version or like a second version of that. And then the older version becomes like an outdated cheaper, but it's still good. I mean, like, if we're starting with that. Yeah, that.

It's Jover. It's Jover. It's, yeah. Not just Jover. Because how much, okay, how much was, How much would a Apple watch, like a really, really old version or like an old... Probably like 200. Yeah.

I think it's around actually might be $2.99. 2.29. Wait, wait, wait. Now currently? Yeah. They're like 80 bucks, 90 bucks. My bad. An Apple.

Imagine? I mean, they're like 80, 90 bucks. Yeah. I mean, imagine VR or Apple VR like an older version. Yeah. Like a console. Like a, like a, like 300 bucks, 200 bucks. that's going to be like

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Oh wait Let's let's Let's read one of the dreams That someone commented From the last video Oh, yeah. We forgot again. We did.

Okay. Let's see. I remember when I had a dream of me helping Larry put on a wedding dress and driving him to his wedding. When we were driving, he pulled out a knife and killed me. It was the shortest dream ever, but it turns out I slept 11 hours. Wow. Okay. Well, I hope my dream version was kind of cool.

I don't know what I'm supposed to say to that, man. I'm sorry. They killed the, like, Dream later. They killed me or did I kill them? You killed them. You killed them. So the guy wasn't that cool. Yeah, a cool person would have lived.

Actually, wait, that's kind of accurate, though, because every time I wake up, I like aim finger guns at people. I find a job if I get too wise. Dude, I try and tiptoe around you later when you sleep because I know you're going to shoot me if I wake you up. Like I'm like, yeah, I do wake up. Dude, I open the fridge and you're like single time. And then you fell back asleep Like, literally every single time, dude.

I get mad every time I get caught and you shoot me. I get pissed. Wait, what's another one? Go ahead. This one's a longer one, I think. Okay. Grunk's dream story is relatable A.F. I had a dream about finishing high school and getting a job.

And it was so real, like insanely real. I don't remember anything because being like crazy about it. I literally woke up and was like time to go to work. And then I realized I don't have a job and I'm still in high school. Also had nightmares. where I woke up in a nightmare in my room like five to six times. Ew.

You had a dream about being an adult and then you realized you were in high school? Mm-hmm. Then he had like an existential crisis. People are having a lot of dreams about us like doing terrible things to them. Yeah, it's because we got to stop arguing and we're going to spread positivity on the podcast.

Oh, can we stop with the fucking you spread my ass or whatever, spread my and fill me up with love? Comments? Can we, can we Can we, Can we, can we? No, they're not going to stop.

They're not going to stop. I love when the group chat just throws me up. They are. They are going to keep doing it. I've never seen it. Listen, listen. It is like a,

dude, it's like a virus. It's a plague. It happens to everybody's comments sections. Everybody's like, but what I mean by everybody, I mean everyone in,

in like the group, but the top comments are everybody. The top comments are, like, sometimes they get more likes in my comment. I'm like, fuck you. And then I just like,

I just like, I love my, I love my, I love when Willie posts and fills me up with love. I love when I love when Larry fills me up. It's like, all right. Do we just take a second to realize how often Isaac fills me up to the brim with content? With content?

uploads like 80 days later. Hey, Hey, Tanner streams once a month. Ooh. Oh, you got me. No more dunk. I can have dunk.

Soft Willie on the podcast once a month. Ooh. Oh. Drunk. That is a little. Lina. Lundon college? Ooh.

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Ladies and gentlemen, here's the homework. I have yet to see any parents say what's up to the code group. They probably did. They probably did the day off. And we didn't even see it, dude. I didn't. Well, I didn't get tagged. I checked my mentions and I didn't get tagged.

Tell me. Tell me. Tag only Larry. Wait, wait, wait. I didn't even see my Instagram ones though. So maybe. Oh, my Lord. It's over.

Oops, oops, oops. Okay, if you did, I'm sorry if I missed it. But, um, type one or two. Type, no, I mean. Type I made it to the end of the podcast. Yeah. Because I'm generally curious. Who made to the end of the podcast?

Also, wait. Also, I hope you got your vengeance. A person who, who recorded themselves getting into the little car situation whether we're listening to our podcast driving home at night. That is chill. That is chill. I saw that the drive. For viewers, for viewers at home, there was a guy that was,

taking the exit lane and this other SUV side swiped him because he was trying to make it on to the exit and then he like veered off he sped up and my boy chased his ass down he said oh man I make it away slowed down through the background

come on son that goes to show we are the official sponsor of every car crash thank you for getting crash oh poor Larry Thank you guys. Take care of yourself.

It was a thunder. We just saw it. We just saw it. We just see you. All right. What did you say? Some of you guys in Vegas. Understolen.

Oh, yeah. See you in Vegas. Oh, you did. Vegas. Vegas. Time to see it.