#77 - THE GROUP TWITCH CON EXPERIENCE
00:00Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a very special episode, a very, very special episode of the group chat podcast.We have a huge announcement, maybe the biggest announcement that we've ever made on this entire channel ever.Our own personal gamer subs flavor lean is finally here.We got Joe Biden on the front.We're all double cut up up now.Look, we're double cup poed up.And I had a grand idea, gentlemen.I don't want to spell mine either.
00:31How about we do a Sizherb Sunday?And we get people to post some selfies double-cuffed up with our GamerSubs flavor league.Yeah.And we'll repost the best ones.Wait, wait, wait, wait.I think, wait, this is only a question for people that have the tub, the people that got it at TwitchCon.TwitchCon that we'll get into.That we sold out of.
00:51We'll get into that.We did.We did sell out, by the way.That was kind of awesome.That was pretty dope.Listen, you guys are going to be able to buy it.Okay.So when you're watching this video, okay?
01:00Right now.Right now, it is live.And there's a promotion that GamerSups is doing, okay?Where if you buy one tub, you're going to get a free shaker cup,but there's a limited amount of shaker cups.So it's kind of like a first come first serve basis.I don't know the number, but honestly.Link in the description.
01:16Code 10% off.Right now.It's in, dude, go by.It's a best flavor.Best freaking flavor is so serious.And a free tub.Ask your favorite streamer.They'll agree.
01:26No, seriously.Ask Amberins.Amaranth loves us. Ask Amaranth.Ask him around.It's been a very crazy week.We all just got back from TwitchCon.We have been grinding to get this podcast, our vlog, and the music video out, which we can play a teaser to right now.And, yeah, it'll work.
01:47We'll get Cam to do that.That'll be easy.And, yeah, that's all going to be on this channel.And, dude, we're, we're just excited.We are so excited.Okay, it goes without saying that this podcast is sponsored.That game of yourselves, baby.Shout out of the game of saps.
02:03Dude,we support us.Can we say it's sponsored by Lean from now on?Sponsored by Lune?Yeah, sponsored by Lien.Sponsored by Joe Biden.So real quick, real quick, I should like say.I want to give some backstory as to why we're like really excited about this drop and
02:20how long this shit's been in the fucking making of.Because we've been trying this flavor out.since the old house.And it's been like, I think,half of year or half a year now.Six months. Six months in development.It's been like constantly tweaking and everything.We had, we were in conversations about our flavor before Japan.
02:40And that was in April.Dude, we were going through logos or we were going through like designs.We were going through like a bunch of flavors and shit.It was insane.Go ahead.Yeah.Just to clarify, because I know people are going to be extremely curious what the flavor is at all.Good.
02:54It is a mixture of lemonade and peach tea.More lemonade than peach tea.It's like a very unique flavor.It's like an Arnold Palmer, but like a little bit of peach mix.But we were actually locked into a different flavor.And then we mixed this ourselves with the actual flavors of gamers subs of their peach tea and lemonade.And we loved it so much that we were like, yo, we got to run this.Everyone has loved it.
03:17Like this has been the best.It's been crazy.Yeah.It's been crazy.It's great.And then we decided to name, I guess, it lean.We had actually thought of that.already. I don't know why we thought of it.
03:27But like, we just decided we're like, all right, fuck it.And this was before. All on Twitter now, there's allthese AI generated pictures of likecartoons holding like double cups.And like that's justcoincidence.That was like six months.Probably more. That came out of nowhere.
03:42We haven't planned this for a very long time.Yeah. I'm not going to where that came from.But it's awesome.I'm on, I'm on TikTok. I'm scrollingthrough my like my phone you page.And I am greeted with that.It's funny.I have seen like
03:56Hanzo, Soldier 76,Reinhardt, Mercy,May all with likeiced out grills,drinking out a double cup of lean.They're like, wow, that's, wow.Dude, they're hard.The four Joe Biden ones.
04:09I mean, it's just meant to.Yomi showed four Joe Biden ones today.They were hard.I want to be really good.I want to be rowing that.I want to be rowing that.I want to get.I want to do me that lien,
04:19pepsies up on that belly.I want to see I want to be rod.That'd be crazy.That'd be crazy.crazy, dude.Hey, Goby.Go with his com.They got the hand
04:29like insanely good on this one for like some AI meme.I was um,because,okay,this is like really fast forward to the future because we're going to go backand we're going to talk about all of this Twitchcon stuffand what happened.But we,
04:42I was in the Airbnb and Grunk had shown me a bunch of really coolgenerated stuff he did with Mid Journey.And I was like,you know,I'm going to try my hand at it.And I could not get anywhere close.to what I was seeing on, like, other platforms.I don't know what if I was, like, entering the wrong keywords.
04:59You have to enter, like, a few good ones.You can get crazy with it.You have to be, no, this script.You have to be, like, I had a fucking rider and be like,yeah, I had a whole paragraph and stuff.I was like, Hanso squatting down, purple cup.Tomb foam cup, tomb foam cup, purple, who is,perfect, I'm like, who do you think?
05:15You got to be like, Hanso, from Overwatch, Activision, Blizzard,doing this a little scissors.I got Blizzard.I got a lizard.Slow down.Who do you think would be the most fun to hang out with?Drake sip some lean.Probably.
05:28You think Zen Yato would be crazy, bro?Yeah, in Overwatch.I think Zeno would be one of those late night at the beach, like, having a good conversation.You think, you think Zen Yada would be better for, like, smoking weed?Dude, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.Roadhog, dude, do you get a hook?Yeah.He'd be like, do they get a hook?
05:45He's like, my God.And then, Ray for, like, teleports over there.Teleports back to you.He's like, that would be crazy.I think the worstOverwatch carriersto smoke weed withwould be
05:57Reaper.He'd be like scared.No, no junkrat for sure, dude.I'm tweaking.He's like running around.He's like,I'm twicken.Yeah, he'd actually ruin the party.
06:10He'd give you a bad guy.All right, two questions.One,who in the group would be the first personto go homeless and be a heroin addict?And two, who would be the funniest heroin addict?Tijuana.Tijuana.
06:19Tijuana.They all that.No,way.I can see grunk doing it.I can see grunk getting introduced to itat college and then just getting hooked on theheroin.
06:29I would never do heroin.I could see grunk reaching a highthat he can never reach againand he's trying to chase it.I think he promised.Heroin is a step too far for me.Yeah, don't do heroin.It's only one step too far for you.
06:42It's only one step, bro.I'll do anything before I do heroin.Wait, is it meth worse than heroin?Is it meth worse than heroin?Meth is worse than heroin.What?It's nothing.I think they're on the same level.
06:52For sure.I think beer is.worth than heroin is worse than heroin.Yeah, probably. Yeah, for sure.And it tastes bad too.And it tastes bad. And it tastes bad.Like what kind of beer? Like a buddle of like an IPA or something.An IPA is worse in heroin.
07:02So really quickly, I'm really glad that we talked also about what flavor it was.Some people thought it was grape and I could not.That's just like medicine, bro.Yeah, we wouldn't do that too, guys.We wouldn't do that.We're not evil.The most important thing is getting the flavor down.That was like the really, really important step.
07:19That was like, that was something we cleared ages ago.We were deciding on a lot of different flavors,which I don't, I mean, can we say,I don't think it really matters.Yeah, I think it kind of matters.That was so good.I mean, I don't think it matters if we say it or not,as in like, if they're okay with.
07:35Yeah, we had originally agreed on apples that are not released.That was a thing.We tried to watch some flavors,but we were going to do apple juice.Just imagine, like, the parents, like, opening their kids packageand it's like Joe Biden on a cuff with lean.Yeah, I don't want to say this was also a very, very funny.They could be like, the fuck.
07:53It's funny.It's funny.It is funny.It's funny.It's funny.It's funny.It's funny.Dude, I feel like parents wouldn't entirely bat,
08:02total lied to it.Maybe because I just see Joe Biden,they're like,oh, okay,he's getting political.They're learning about politics or something.They're doing it.That is,
08:11you're thinking way too far ahead of that.Like you get an Obama bobblehead.You're like,all right,that's pretty cool, I guess.Well, they had Obama chia pets.And if you bought that,your parents were like,
08:18oh, he's getting into politics.He likes it.It's funny.It's funny.It's funny.Oh, you're like, oh, T.It's funny.It's funny.
08:27Let's talk about what went down at Twitchcombecause Lord have mercy.It was going to be a fat podcast.Let's leave out a lot of specific details because your boys down.We can leave it at that.Your boys down.You're going to leave it at that.Time out.
08:42Time out.If he's going to bring that up, if he's going to bring that up, I have to say,I'm also, well, I'm up, but I'm down for you.Do not.Like gambling.You do not talk.Let's start.If anyone's down, I'm down.
08:57Do you wear my two bucks at?Dude, you're not.You can't even gamble.No, you're going to,like, am I illegal?Am I going to get arrested for admitting that I was gambling?No, you're fine.No.
09:05Okay, so basically I got kicked out at three casinos.The first one was really funny.Literally,bro, I was, I was gambling.I put the two in and I was literally like doing that bitwhere you scratch the machine.I was like, come on, come on, come on.I was scratching it.
09:21And then the lady walks up behind me.she's like, do you have an ID?I was like, oh.Dude.And then she gangstocked us until he left.I liked when you guys got asked if you had ID.And you were like, oh, yeah, hold on.And you look through your wallet knowing damn well, you're not over to him.
09:36Yeah, Larry did that shit.It was so funny.I do that every single fucking time I get IDed.I'm not kidding you.I remember I was at a bar one time and I wanted Sprite.And that guy was like, do you have an ID?I was like, yeah, yeah, let me get you.I just look at him, smile.
09:51He's like, get out of here.Get out of here.I was like, oh, okay, okay.It's kind of funny, dude.It's kind of is funny, like, just to be like, yeah, I got it.They might mess up on their math or something.They might like just, he got to be like, that's what happened.I was told I was 25 at a table.
10:10Yeah.Yeah.The lady, one of the ladies who I gave me at the casino originally thought I was of age.And then she read it.She's like, wait.Oh, no.you're 20. I was like, yeah.Yeah. Just for some context, though.
10:29So TwitchCon was in Vegas, Las Vegas,the city of sin. Andbeing less than 21 in Vegas is likehaving no legs and going to SkyZo.It's like a terrible. It does not mix well.It says something real and you weren't there. Isaac just because you got thereearlier than us. But like we were all in the airport andGrunk said that he just felt this evil aura in the airport.
10:54And I actually felt it.Yeah.Yeah.Like as soon as you're lame.Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Did you just see that laser pointer on your pillow?Yeah.Oh, okay.
11:06I thought someone was like in your room.Sniping him.Oh, my God.That's scary.For him gambling in rage.Oh, gosh.At a casino.Yeah.
11:16Like, as soon as I touched down, I was like, wow.You guys are tripping.You guys are tripping.Listen, I lived there for three years and I love, I love Las Vegas.You guys had an experience that isn't like,well, yeah.We were in there.You were in the rock bottom base experience.
11:34We were literally like we were in a fucking cyclone for like a weekend straight,doing nothing but like gambling and getting drunk.Yeah.I only played Buffalo.Loosing like more than a rents worth of money.I will say, I was saying I was watching a lot of.of people losing a lot of money.Money.
11:54I'm not going to lie. Listen, I am up. You guys did put me into perspective.After being there for what? A week almost.And I am up.I'm up. Well, I was up $3,000.And now I'm up only $400 because I went up.Wait, wait, wait. I want to call attention to the fact that soft wheelie, you are a biasedfreak. You're a weirdo. You're a weird little man.You're a weird little man. Because I'm
12:20I know that when we had originally gambled, we played blackjack, you were down.You were miserable.I hate this city.I want to leave.I'm never coming back.And then you went to another casino and you won.And I knew that until you lost more money.Dude, I was like, I'm glad I made fun of you.
12:35You're a biased.We love a bias.Dude.In that group chat, I was like, you are crying like a baby bitch.I was like, you better come down here and have fun.And you were like, no.And the next side you did.And you did have fun when you came down.
12:47All right, everybody back on, back on, back on, back on.Let him speak.Let him speak.So open the pit.All I will say is that leaving on a loss fucking sucks.And I was so tempted to take all the money.Even if it sent me into the hole,I was so tempted to throw it all onto black.
13:04Because we were at a table and this fucking guy just kept on hitting.It was either green one time or black and then black and then black.And we're like, bro, it's supposed to be red.And it wasn't right.Okay.I want to talk about one thing.Shut up.I'll talk about one day.
13:19I'll talk about my worst day.My worst night of gambling.Okay.What do you know, Mr. Luz?He's still up.I'm still up and you're down too, so I think I win the end.Okay, listen, listen.I got to at least go into a little bit of detail on the last night there because it was like, it's our last night.
13:36Basically, I was like, F at all.If I lose, I lose, whatever.I just want to, I was already down a lot at this point.So I was like, I was in the hole and I was like, you know, the only way to get out of the hole is to just go crazy.Yep.Yeah, that's true.Keep gambling.So I was playing only roulette because I find like,
13:53I know roulette odds aren't the best out of all the table games,but they're up there.I think they're like top five games.Like you got good out.Well, it's like, you know, almost 50.It's like 47.Well, because they have the greens that they, you know,if you play black, they have greens and reds.
14:05So, okay, okay.Green hit three out of four spins when I was only playing colors.I was only playing the outside red and black.So I had lost like $900 like that.And then, uh,I withdrew more than that.And then I went all in again on black.And then I put like 100 or 200 on green as like just insurance.
14:28If it hit green.And it hit the red in between a green and a black.It landed on the red.And that was the last,I don't think I'm ever going to gamble ever again for the rest of my life.I think it's over.I think it's over.So we're more of a blackjack kind of family here, I'd say.
14:43Yeah.So.Yeah.We're sitting there.And listen,I'm going to go briefly about this just because, like, for people who don't gamble,don't like gambling, I don't want to bore them.But pretty much I was down to my last $500.
14:55Okay?I put, I put it down.$500.Well, I only had a chip.It was a purple shit.It's like a minimum $25 bet your last $500.That's true.That's true.
15:06I'm down to my last $28 grand.Okay.Guys, you got to understand.I had nothing.I only had $500 to gamble with.Listen, listen.Listen, we were gambling.We were gambling with some people.
15:18people and can I name who we were gambling with just one of them?You know, who is it?Soup.It's fine.Okay.So we were with soup and he had this thing where he was like, I'm going to godumbass mode and he puts 500 right down.And I was like, okay, I'll match you if you lose.
15:35And he lost.So then I put mine down and then the dealer flips a four, which, you know, for anyone thatyou know, blackjack, you'd assume that they have a 10 and then they flip another 10,they bust.Right.But I think I had a 10 or an 11.which by the book rules say you double down on that okay you double down and so I didn't haveany more money a buddy next to me his name was Will he doubled down for me so he gave me
16:00$500. Will was a go for this go he was actually insane she fucking flips she flips and she ends uphitting like a 17 or something or an 18 like she basically hit like if I didn't pull this 10 rightif I don't have a 10 underneath this card I lose I lose my 500 he loses his 500We flip a fucking 10 and we get a 21.Both of you?So we both end up winning.We both end up winning from that.And that happened like two different times.
16:28Oh, so you had an 11.You said like 14, but you had 11?I had an 11.I had an 11.I had an 11.I doubled down on the 11.She had a possible 14, right?So she flips, right?
16:38And then she ends up pulling like some 17 or an 18.And if I had not hit that, dude, I would have been so sad.And that happened like two times.So I walked away from that table afterwards.Yeah.Bro, it is insane.She starts, after the reshuffle,she starts flipping 21s
16:53every fucking time, completely wiping the table.She says, gentlemen, it is time for you to leave.That's what the lady said.She's like, it's too hot for you.That's the thing.Nice dealers make gambling like a million times more fun.Me and dealers, I hate them.I don't even want to go to their tables.
17:08They suck.They make the whole experience.Quiet ones are like, fuck.I hate the quiet ones.It's like, have a good time.Like, talk to me and like, let's have fun.Like people who are like when I would go all in sometimesThey'd be like
17:19Let's go blackLet's go blackWe want to see whyWhen they slapWhen they slap your handWhen they slap your handWhen they pull 10Yeah
17:27Grab and they kiss itWhen they make it out with youBy the tableThey kiss you with theYeah they give you some chips for funThat'd be crazyI don't know how to gainMoney laundering
17:39I saw you guysWe wereWe were teachingAnd I think I asked for all fiveon accident.Yeah.This leaning towel was so funny.He had $100 at all fives.
17:51So I put it all on red.You gave him $120, right?And he got,he asked you,I think he was like,do you want four 25s and the rest fives?And you were like,fives.
18:03I got five,yeah.And he said,and I was like,yeah.He pushed it all on the chips.Yeah,I put all on red.
18:10And then I lost.And then I just thought,he dumped it all in that little hole.Like,fuck.It looked like the leading tower of peaceand just on red.It was like, it was like leading like this.
18:20No, that guy was an asshole.That guy was also asshole.You got mad because Yummy saved my ass.If I put, I put, I think, 900.Was it right?It was 900 on black and then one on the triple green,like in between.So it's like a one to 11 hit.
18:36Like if I hit $100, if I put $100 and it hits a green,I multiply that by 11.11.Yeah.So it ends up hitting green.and the guythe guy was like a little upsetthat I didn't tip him for that
18:48so yeahdude he fucking 5-000 right afterfuck himhe's boringyeah you don't getyou don't get tipsif you're like a babyyeah you don't get tips
18:58you don't talkoverall it was still very funlike even though I lost moneyI feel like that's part of the experienceI'm not gonna you get to give it onhow many timesthat was actually my firstthat was my first time ever actually like
19:08fully gambling I learned craps toocraps was kind of fun dudeI didn't learn I don't know how to do crapsI wasn't thereis it crapCrapes.Crapes.Crapes.
19:16It's like poop.It's like poop.It's funny.It's funny how it like.It's funny.It's funny.It's funny.It's funny.
19:23It's first learning craps.It seems so broken,but then you see how quicklythe money can fall away.Yes.Like the odds seem likeduring your favor.What we just did.
19:30We just had a little outburst.Oh,it's funny.It's funny.It's funny.It's funny.It's funny.Oh my.
19:36Can you put Camden it on to that?Can you bring my chickfilet in,please?You want your chickfilet?No, you just bring it in and set on the floor.Oh, yeah, I got you.It's just outside.Make sure you turn the bag around so it doesn't show his name.
19:46There's been a weird disease.There's a weird disease in our brain where...There's a strange bug in the air that's like infesting people's brain in mind.For some reason, I don't know how it started.I honestly have no idea, but there's this video of this guy.And I'm sure everyone has seen at least once.He's like, coffee spelled backwards is EFAC.Which is funny.
20:09Which is funny.And this guy duetted him.He was like, it's EFAC.And it's funny.And for some reason, that was like the coolest thing for like a billion people.And they were like gold mine.They're like, gold.I think I'm saying to EFoc and started putting everything for a thousand.
20:29Anytime anyone say something was funny, it just goes, it's funny.It's funny.It's funny.Have you seen that special guy that drains three pointers when he shoots him?Yes.He's insane.Dude, by the way,there's a video that I showed Nick that it was today.
20:45I think it was today.So you guys remember that fish that me and Nick tried me like gagging and likeit was so bad?Dude.Dude, this guy, hold on.Where is he?Where is he?This guy tried it.
20:57And oh my God.Is he just downing them?He was just eating them like they were.Look at that video.Watch that video.Look at this.Oh.Like he likes it?
21:11Yes.Like he's just eating it.He's keeping it in his mouth, no rush.So when he was a baby, they gave it, they like dabbled it on his pacifier.So Larry and I know what it actually smells like, and it smells horrible.Like if you try to eat it, you think.Worse than the dried squid that Isaac got.Oh, fucking dry.
21:31I would smell that squid every day for the rest of my life and smell that so strange.Dude, he would always get food that stinks.He would always get like the crab sand.in Japan that like stink up the entire hotel room.It made me so mad.Okay, the crab was good. The crab was really good.The one thing I were getting.Foot fog imitation crab lag.
21:49You're like, dude.My gosh, dude, that was so good.And I'm trying to sleep.It was so good.What I ended up not likingwas the, what is it called? It wasfermented soybeans.Yeah, that's notto.
22:01That's not a lot of.It's fermented fucking fish.Fish, which is the worst type of thingyou could ever ferment.That's the worst.And that guy was down and get down.I mean, we got to give a round.That is a king right there.
22:14Down and down.That is crazy.Let's mention a little bit more about the convention and the music video.Oh, my God.Yeah.So we had originally planned to,last TwitchCon we went to all together.We spent a lot of time, like, up in the partner lounge, you know, talking to everyone.
22:33Those of us that could go.We snucked grunk in a few times.Sorry, Twitch.Yeah, I was a partner last year.It was crazy.But you are this.So you were able to go up there.We hardly went because we were at the GamerSubs booth.
22:43We were so busy.90% of the convention.I think we were sitting at an eight-hour shift working at the GamerSubs booth.Oh, dude, I know.I actually enjoyed it.Like, there are people that didn't even know, like, we had originally done like a meetand greet, I think, day two.We met so many people.
23:00They brought us so many things.It was awesome.I have, like, a bunch.Oh, yeah.Thank you for all the gifts.Yeah.Thank you guys. Honestly, thank you.It was very, very sweet.
23:11It's a pleasure to me.Tanner loves his soju plushy.Like, no other.Oh, my freaking God.Let me go get it.I don't have any pants on, so I got to, like, crawl over there.How's he going to do with this?Is this a door over there?
23:24All right.Yeah, that is so cool.That is cool.I'm surprised that got back on the plane with us.But, dude, I think I sleep with it every night now.Yeah, I mean, there were people that didn't even know,because we had a mean greet.They didn't even know, like, this sounds so weird to say.
23:37but who we were, you know.A lot of people that came to the boothwe had done the meet-greet with.We tried and they'd meet them.But yeah, the random people who came up,they were just like,so what's this?I was like, oh, that's lean.
23:50Is this Joe Biden?That is Joe Biden.It'd be like, is this that lean stuff that I heard about?Or they'd be like, you'll go try this stuff.Like, it was really cool just to see people's reactions.Like, yeah.Because we didn't even really knowthere's a one girl that had brought over.
24:05But she like, she came over and she was like,I was like, hi, hello.And then she was like, dude, oh, wow, this is really good.And then left and came back with like a mob of like 15 people.I don't even know.I don't even know how many people.You weren't even supposed to like drop this Friday, let alone.Oh, wait.
24:20Hold on.Hold on.Yeah.Let's talk about that because we were, we were, listen, okay, this is.It was yesterday.We were at lunch yesterday.Were we really?At the time, at the time of recording this, it is 818 Central.
24:37Okay.We made that decision.We made that decision.It's Thursday, yeah.We made that decision yesterday, which is Wednesday at 2 p.m.Pacific Standard Time, which would have essentially been just about 5 o'clock.4th Central.And then we're now, keep in mind, our flight to get back home was already sort of delayed.
24:58Oh, my God.We were supposed to fly at 4.30.We end up flying at like, what, 9.30, 10 o'clock?9.30, 10, yeah.We take off at 10.We took off at 10 because there was another delay on the phone.Dude, yeah, I had a elder girl's a spirit.Dude, we were literally, we were sitting, I don't know if you guys knew,
25:16we were sitting on the runway for like 45 minutes.Yeah, we did not leave almost an hour.We were.Before we took off.Really?Yep.Yes.I fell asleep and we were still on the freaking ground, dude.
25:26Oh my God, that plane was ass.Dude, Tanner, my stupid TV.Dude, Tanner was in the road.Dude, I swear to God, I might have the worst luck ever.Tanner's sitting in the row with me.And I'm in the window seat.If there was a person in between us, I would have been fucked.My big ass would not have fit on that plane.
25:41He would have died.I was already sitting with my legs like this.Because I literally, my knees couldn't go forward.I had no leg room.Every TV is working fine.Mine is this giant bright blue screen where I can't even adjust the brightness.It's just out of service.Every time he talks in the intercom, I'm trying to sleep.
25:56Boom, flashbang with fucking blue right in my face.And then I make me up.And then I want to watch a movie.So I'm like, all.I can't sleep.I go to the middle one because there's no one in there.I plug in the headphones.I like Taylor to listen to it.
26:08The audio's like,I'm like,yeah,yeah,dude, I'm like,no, dude.I'm really,really happy with
26:15is the fact that we are not sick.I don't know how it happened.We've been around...I'm playing.I'm normally the coffee,dude.I don't know.It's like,
26:22and everyone's like,participating in the wrong.Right next to Lernery.Right next to us.Every single time someone will cough,we'd be like this.Just like that.Yeah, we were taking that Zicam.
26:34Shout out.Zicam.Whatever.Whatever other gubies.I think this was goat.I think this was actually goat.I'm not going to lie.I think I always get sick.
26:42I always get sick.I think this actually helped me.You should take that whenever you travel places from now on.We're not bringing any attention to the fact that every single person that we had seen at TwitchConand then more other people had gone home and then announced that they had gotten COVID at Twitchcom.They were saying they had it while we were in Vegas and we weren't even like sick.You know why?You know why we didn't get sick?
27:06You know why we mean?Because we're, because remember, well, partially lean, and also because we're used to living,we're used to living in the trenches from the other house.That other house is like the germ fest of a lifetime.So we've, our immune systems.Remember when drunk came to the house and he got sick?Remember when drunk was sick in our house?He gets because his immune system wasn't used to it.
27:27Yeah, the vitamins.Yeah, that's why we got fucked up.Yeah, that's why we didn't get sick, dude.Is that VN-N-D-3, Arithratol and caffeine?Oh my God, there are a lot of vitamins.That's why we didn't get sick, dude.We got vitamin HB12, B6, D6, 3C.Like, come on.
27:41BDCD-E-FG.So I found out, I found out that it's, it's, gamer subs is gluten-free.And it's also, um, there's one more thing.No, because there was a girl that asked, she was like, is it gluten free?People don't like gluten, man.They're allergic.They're allergic.Can you?
27:56I mean, like, even people who aren't allergic, there's like a lot of beliefs out there thatgluten causes like cancer.Inflammation, inflammation, a lot of inflammation.I don't know how true it is, but like people are really skeptical about gluten.Where does gluten come from, bro?I don't know.Yeah, we, we, it's, but you don't need it.Like, no one needs gluten ever, forever, ever, never, ever.
28:15It's like wheat down to the, the minding itself.Gluten free kind of tastes like shit.Gluten free.Yeah, if you forget gluten-free pizza, that's ass.Game or substance is literally gluten-free, you idiot.And it tastes delicious.It's the only thing that's gluten-free, that tastes amazing.But, like, if you have gluten-free pasta, if you have gluten-free pasta, I'm sorry.
28:32Okay, every other game or stuff,Flores.Bluant free pasta is pretty good.Yeah, you're so derved, dude.Turn around.Turn around.I don't want to get.We're going to spank you.
28:41Turn around.Dude, wait, hold on.Also time out because talking about spanking,remember when I was like getting my ass spanked byTana was slapping my ass all like yesterday?I have a video.And then I was like, do you think that Blargin soup slap each other's asses like this?And they were like, no, probably not.
28:56He was like, no, no.No, no.No, they don't.No, they don't.No, no.Well, I don't know because soup humped me and blarg before he left.Oh shit.They rub enough.
29:04We rubbing off.Damn, I can't even talk.We rubbed up.Dude, this is what happened.He, like, he was standing up and he was like,he was like hugging barg and he was about to like start honping him.And I was standing next to him and he was about to hug me because he was about to go.And I was like, you're not doing that to me.
29:20And he looked right to me and he was like, you're getting it.What did he say?I think he said, you're getting a good, pal.And then he started walking towards me and I got really scared.Oh, my God.Good, pal.He's terrified of air humping.I was like threatened.
29:33He's so funny.Soup is awesome.They're all awesome.They're all awesome.They're all awesome.They're all awesome.Shout out to them boys.Shout out to them boys.
29:44Goons X,a group.Goons X.Podcast.10 man.CSGO match.Oh, my God.Who will win?
29:52What about?Everybody on the podcast.Or like switch teams like at halftime or something.Yeah,you're like the group chatter to aa gooner to a gooner.Yeah, that sounds horribleYou know what Gooting is?
30:05Gooness, gooonset.We have a Goonessish.Oh, you fucking spoiled to go in me.You were with Kanye for hours.What?What was like a crazy?What did you just?What did you just say?
30:22Oh, that's Paul George.I thought I saw him on my thumbnail on my YouTube.Paul George?You see the Beatles?Paul.Paul.Paul.George is good at basketball.
30:29You guys know who that is?No, man.It's only been 30 minutes.Paul George, Damien Liller,top two underrated players in the NBA,I'll say it right now.I will say right now,the giant dome that's in Las Vegas,
30:42it's totally awesome,but like,it brought me so much.It only has like one good setting.It's the yellow one.It's the guy who's like,the yellow moody's like,dude.
30:51Dude, Xbox was like hoarding it all night,dude.I remember.They're so selfish.A big ass green ballwhen I'm trying to sleep.Fuck up.Xbox.
31:00I'm like,here's my,Look at Forza.Yeah, exactly.It was Forsa.The only game on Xbox, Forza in Gears of 4.Do that?Why did he hit that?
31:13Why did Blake do that?It's like, why did Jake do that, but better?Oh, dude.Oh, I was crazy.That was funny.You know how I left early so I could get to my class?Yeah.I slept through my alarm.
31:30and slept through both of my classes.Oh, bud.What was it in biology?Biolab and bio concepts.Wow.You missed a lab?Oh, man.Oh, my God.
31:41Was it Grecognomics 101?Yeah.Dude, I missed a lot one time in college.I said an alarm.I said an alarm and I must have woken up and turned it off and they went back to sleep.Because I don't even remember waking up once.And I woke up.It was 11.30 and I was like,
31:58and it was bad.And, um, I think, I think I needed it.I think I needed it.It was at 9 a.m.And I got back at like 5 in the morning, 5.30.Yeah.I mean, it was pretty unrealistic.Did you sleep on the plane at all?
32:12Not really.Yeah.Wait, that's a long-ass flight.Why didn't you sleep on the flight?It was like four and a half.I try.I can't nap or anything.Yeah.
32:20We also flew spirit, by the way.Grung flu spirit.And it got less delays to you.It got zero delays in there.It got zero.Damn.Okay.Oh.
32:28Wait, that's actually true.Oh.Remember what I said when we got off the flight?I said American Airlines is the biggestStar-Ship fucking airline.I'd rather take fucking spirit of frontier.I'd rather have flown spirit.Yeah, dude.
32:38There was a storm in Texas.We couldn't fly home.It had nothing to do with the airline.Oh, that's true.Larry, you remember?Remember when we were a storm?I opened the window.I was like, you know, working on this
32:48and ride the guy like next to me.Dude, by the way, that guy next to me, Nick.So, okay, I was sitting in the middle, right?And I was working on Isaac's laptopto cut the video.I was cutting the music video, whatever, blah, blah, blah.I was working, right?And so there's like all these shots of like us like doing really dumb shit,
33:04wearing really dumb shit.And like it was,it looks so out of place.It looks,it was kind of awkward.The guy was pretending to watch a movie on his laptop.And I could see him.He was like this all the time.
33:16He was like,watching you cut stuff.Yes,bro.I was like scrubbing through it.That's why Nick,I'm not going to lie.That's why I kept showing you the laptop.
33:25So I could tilt it that way.So that he wouldn't look at me anymore.Hold on.That was a time.It was a time that Larry tapped me three times, like two seconds, like apart from each other.He taps me.I look over.He shows you something.
33:39I put my headphone back on.He tapped me and take my headphone off.I look over.Again, I was like, bro, what the fuck could be so awesome over here?Whoa, you don't think I'm, okay.It was awesome.It was awesome.It was awesome.
33:50It was funny.It was funny.It was awesome.That reminds me of.What?That reminds me of when, like, I'm trying to do something in the house.And then Nick is like, yeah, they!You have a problem, Nick.
34:05It's like bad.You do it until we respond.Like, if we don't do it, I'll be like, what?So bad.It's so bad.It's funny.Like a princess that needs her.Like a princess that has to be heard by the world.
34:17Yes, my sweet.Okay, time out.There was a fucking, the guy that, like, cuts our lawn was outside.And, like, I was brushing my fucking teeth.I just hear the doorbell ring.And he, you know, he speaks, like, mainly Spanish.Like I see Mandarin.So I screamed Larry.
34:33I was like, I was like yelling.I was like, Larry!And he was asleep.I was asleep.And I screamed like four times.And I had my fucking like toothbrush.And I was just brushing my teeth.And the guy, he was like, I scream your name.
34:45He like knocks on the window, peeks through the window.And he's like, hey, like, you know, I'm over here.And I'm like one second.And then I try and run up to you.And it was so awkward because I was brushing my damn teeth.You were naked.You'renaked or what?
35:02Also, back on the plane thing,we saw like, that was kind of scarybecause we were flying and we saw lightningright next to us, which is that evenis that fine? Did you see lightning?Yes. Yes.Is that okay?I think it's okay. Yeah.
35:16I think it's fine. It's fine. You'replaying to get struck by lightning. I don't know if you knewthat. Yeah. It's scary.If you feel like your hair stainingup, thenyeah.You're dead.You know what I mean.
35:28Like that one imageor like the guys have like their hairs going upand then it's like, 0.2 seconds afterthis image was taken, they died.Something really bad.So what? I know there was a whole bunch of likestories and stuff that we wanted to talk aboutthat happened at Twitch gone to die.
35:45Oh my goodness, the drunk guy.Oh.Dude, none of you guys were there.It was like just me, Rob, and a guy named.Oh, yeah. I want to mention by the way, I think every single,not every single.I think 90% of the people on theof the button
35:59were at TwitchConand it was super coolI wanted to get a pictureI don't think we saw a single oneother than Isaac Wise button by the waynot the real buttonYeah no no yeahYeah
36:10Nicky was thereNikki was thereDid you see her?Huh?Did you see her at all?I never got to see herNoNo
36:19quite sat next to me at dinnerWait what?YeahI said quite sat next to meat dinnerI never saw NikkiWait what what dinnerRemember when we had a dinner
36:28with Gamer Shupsthe crazy onethe awesome one yeahyeah quite was sitting next toyou're derpit's all blurredI was like the most insane dinneryou'll ever have in your life
36:38yeahit's all blur my headthat was that was the nightthat we all went nastyat the casinoand everyone went bignastybut yeah
36:47there was a whole bunch of themincludingRob who by the wayhe said that he was likesix foot fourdude Robit has a jokeit sounded like a joke
36:57he is hugeHe is as tall as me.When I first met,he was so funny.It was like in the morning.It was in the morning I first met Rob.He opens the door.And I'm expecting to be like just a little bit taller than me.
37:10Yeah.Because I forgot.I forgot that he was like tall.5-8-5-9.You know, Greg's like just a bit taller than me.So I was like looking at eye level.He opens the door.I'm looking at this guy's nipples.
37:21I'm like, what the fuck?Dude.Dude.He's a guy.He's so.His shoes.point up, hit the toes of his shoes point up.What is he a gesture?
37:32I'm not kidding.You think I'm kidding.Not only is that mean, but his nails are this long.What does that mean?Let me add that I was sleeping on like the pull-out couch, like hung overbecause that last night I drank so much.Like I was up till 6 a.m. drinking vodka red bulls.Yes, sir.
37:50And like 10 a.m., I hear the door open.And I hear Rob like, what's up, bitch?Like how he talks and he like comes in.What's up?He's just like standing over me when I'm trying to sleep with a headache.And he's like, I better find your lover.I'm bad to find your lover.I love that.
38:06I love that.But yeah, wait.I just wanted to mention that because it was like a crazy thing that happened.But Grunk was with Rob and another person.And they had a really funny experience.It was funny.So, which is funny.So we were getting on the elevator to just go chill in the hotel after a long day.
38:27And there's this.drunk guy that's in the elevator with us.And we're just kind of striking up some small talk and whatnot.And we get to our floor.No, what was it?We like asked a question or we were still talking when we got to our floor.So he just got off with us, which was not his floor.And so what we ended up doing, Rob and Zane sat in chairs.
38:46And me and the drunk guy were sitting on the floor.And we were all just talking for like 30 minutes.But the thing is, I don't think we told a lick of truth to the drunk guy.We were making up like fake life stories.He kept forgetting what we were saying.So I told him I was from Georgia, from Virginia, from California.And I told him that we all went to a Berkeley School of Music in Californiaand that our parents have known each other since we were kids.
39:14So we're like really best friends.And then he asked what Zane did and like why he's here.And Zane said, oh yeah.So I'm actually like, or no, Chief Keefe is actually paying for my school.like I'm going to be his producer.And we're here to like to see him live.His producer later after school.Yeah.
39:34I'm learning.Like an Eminem and Dr. Drey type situation.And it was so funny.Like we were just gaslighting the fudge out of this guy.Like, um.The guy was like, I got to remember that.He was like, I remember that.He said, I need to remember this.
39:49I'm sure he did.I need to remember this.I need to remember.I don't think he did.So, so damn funny because he could not remember anything we said.Like literally anything.So we were just like repeating herself.And Rob wasn't catching on.
40:00All the drunk people in Vegas were like kind of like awesome.Because the first day we got to the casino, you and I were walking around.And this guy came out from behind and he was like, dude, I love your jacket, man.He was like so, dude, he was so wasted.He looked like a business man.He had a suit on and everything.But he was, he was wasted as fuck.He was like, I love you, man.
40:20Yeah.I love you.I love you.I love you too, man.Keep being you.I love you.I fucking love you.There's a time frame when they're cool.
40:32And then there's a time frame when it gets laterthe night where it's depressing.Like it's actually sad.Like I gotta get out of you, dude.That's the thing is that like anytime I was down about my luck, dude,I'm not kidding.You get, you stay there late enough.It gets really depressing seeing people in there.
40:44You see people still have the slots drinking.It's like seven in the morning.There was a guy.Slots, they look sad.There was a guy we were at a blackjack table with with soup for probably three hoursstraight.this guy at his hand like this.And he was so drunk that he was buying everybody like $150 like scotch,
41:05like 25 year old aged scotch drinks.Oh, that guy was rich.Yeah, he was loaded.He was rolling in.And they were talking about like his player card balance or something like that.I heard the number like 19 grand and I heard something else of like eight grand.I don't know if that's how much he played that day.But she was like, you could tell that whoever like one of the floormen or whoever the person
41:25was knew who he was.because she was like,your wife's gonna kill you or something like that.He was like, yeah, she is.Oh, whoa.That's like a movie.That's crazy.Yeah, it was Tom Cruise.
41:37Dude, don't go to casinos.They fucking smell like cigarettes.They stain too bad vibes.You know the screen scratching?I actually saw, we saw a lady who was trying togenuinely doing that.Move over a tin to the third slot.She's like,
41:51come on.Come on.But we just got that in the world.And I remember I hit like $300 on aslot.Remember that?Dude.It does work.
41:59So you guys were talking about, like, people under the influence.I think the funniest experience I had was me and Blarg were walking back to theCosmo from Hell's Kitchen, like in front of Caesar's Palace.And there was a, he was clearly a tweaker.Well, there was two tweakers.There was one laying down on the bench.And as soon as we walked by, he activated like a spirit of Halloween and, like, mob.He was like, we walked behind him.
42:22He was like, he was like, ah.We just got walking by.And then we get to the end of the street where like the street light is or whatever, like the crosswalk.And then there was a dude who was tweaking.And he was doing, like, we walked up to him and he was doing this.He was like looking around.And then I was like right here.But so he like turned around and looked at me and he went like this.
42:44He went like, and he like focused right on me.And I was standing like two feet away from him.I was like, hey.And he was standing right here next to me.And he went, foosh.And he sprinted, dude.And he ran right in between me and me.bar and I was like, that guy totally just saw like
42:58a portal in between us and he spread it all the waydown the street. He saw a dimension.Wow. He had something crazy.Dude, Vegas is just funny.I love it. It is funny.It's really funny.There's also like dickheads.I think it was me,
43:12Grunk and Tanner walking back from like Walgreens.Yeah, we're walking backfrom Walgreens. I'm on the escalator. I'm maskedup because I don't play around.This guy randomly, he was like,bro, bro, yo, bro, bro, bro. He's onthe other escalator going down. I'm going up.Yeah.
43:27What was that?He was like,bro,you better not get COVID,bro.He started coughing.Oh,he started coughing towards me.
43:35What?That's what happened.Yeah,he like,tried to spit on him too.And I was like,against the law.Yeah.
43:41Well,yeah.Don't get COVID, bro.Don't get COVID, bro.Don't get COVID, bro.Then I was like,what are we supposed to dowith that?
43:48I was like,I was like,yeah,we got Jamaican John.Remember Jamaican John?Jamaican jar handed me a card.And Ikept this card and then I went across the sidewalk or the crosswalk because they always are handing
44:02out cards like, hey, you want to go to strip club, go out here tonight. And then the guy was tryingto hand me a card and get me to go to strip club. And I was like, I'll hook you up with aJamaican John car. And he was like, ah, I already know Jamaican John. It's like they'recompetition. Everyone does each other. Yeah. I think he got those rappers. There was a bridgeand those rappers are like that one guy.Yes. No, but he was like, every time I walk by him, I would do a different like walk stance.Like, you know how in GTA 5, you have like different walk styles?You're like this.
44:28You're like, yeah.And he would always rap about it.Dude, every time I walk past him, he's like, um, I see you bopping your head.Um, come up with you instead.You walk in a, oh.I was like, no, bro.And then I was like, no, bro, and then I was like, stop.He's like, stop.
44:44He's like, stop.He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.On a business walk.I don't know everything.I'm like, shut the fuck out.Yeah.He has to be a mess.Like, you go get a fuck.
44:53Yeah.Dude.And then the fucking.CD. It was a photo. It was a shittyphoto of him like this. And thenSpider-Man next to him. I'm like, what is thismess about? What are you rapping about?What is it? It's like Metro
45:04movie like Supervillage.Yeah.The guy that werecorded that.Fuck in the cup.Buck in the cup was a goat.He gave us the deluxe Spanish editionthat I never heard.
45:18He's done like numberson TikTok stuff like that.But he pulled out the Spanishand that was kind of nuts.And Larry's reaction was so funnyHe's likeI was like a little girlI was like
45:29He did thatThat was so excitedIn the vlog I thinkYou watched it on the 20s like whyI react like thatYeahI can find the music videoAnd you're looking back at it
45:40And you're like why did I react like that?Why did Larry do that?Why did Larry do that?I just want toI wanted to clarify really quickWith the vlogAnd with the video and everythingLike
45:49It was very difficult to film overLike it's gonnaSome parts might seem kind of short, like, especially with the convention.Because you guys absolutely, like, the turnout was insane in person.We were actually taking turns, signing things for, I think, three or four hours straight.It was four hours.Four hours.I was passing out double cups.
46:09I was like, poit up.I made like four months.That's a dog, by the way.So we didn't have a camera, man.It was mainly Larry filming over the whole, like, week.So, like, obviously Larry's there signing stuff with us.So there's some parts we didn't get to capture everything.But we absolutely tried our best together.
46:23as much as be good.Encapsulating as much as possiblewhile also making a viewer-friendly and not boring.There's a lot of funny moments.Not that it's great.Not that it's boring what happened,but it's like for when you're in the moment,it's entertaining.
46:34When you're watching it back,you're like,okay, I mean, we're not doing the,ha, ha, ha, ha, funny.You're just watching people sign stuff.So it's like, you know, it's, you know,it's whatever, but it's funny.Yeah, it's kind of funny.
46:45It's funny.It's funny.Dude, I can't, I can't believe how many double cupsI drank behind that booth within four hours.I had to have had to have had,10 of these non-caffeinated.Caffeine-free, 10 of these.If you had 10 of those caffeinated, that would have been nuts.
47:01It's like over a gram.It's like over a gram of caffeine.That is so much.There was a guy.You see that big ass dude?He kept like taking a sip from the thing.Yeah, like 20 or like 25 like shots from that little container.I didn't see that.
47:16A little caffeinated shots.He was tall.He was really tall.He kept going, bro.He was probably, he was probably snoozing after he crashed.Yeah, he definitely crashed.much caffeine.It literally,
47:25like it makes your mouth like salivate.Like it's like almost kind of like a sourlike feeling in a good way.It's so refreshing.It tastes.You have to have it with ice.With ice.Perfect.
47:36You have to have it as cold as you can have it.It makes so much better.It's so much.Oh my God.What if we made a slushy?Like popsicle?We should get a slushy machine.We should get a slushy machine.
47:48I forgot that we don't have one of those.We have like everything else, but not that.Oh yeah.Let's get a cotton candy maker.We need a popcorn maker.You need a popcorn.Can we get a lot in the backyard?You're in a Ferris wheel?
47:58We need clowns.We start to sound like a Willie vlog, dude.Or Michael Jackson.We need candy.We need...I was cutting up all the footage for, well, just day one and day two.Like the Twitchcon footage on day two, you were really funny.You were just like talking to yourself.
48:13You were like, you were like, you were walking in a Twitchcon and you were like,I want to hotbox the whole world.Who wants to do that with me?And then Nick was like, shut up.And then you kept walking.And then you were like, I want cheeseburgers and pretzels and ice cream.That is like my favorite grud bit.And then you're like, uh, ice cream and Cheetos.
48:32That would be the hardest T-shirt.The hardest t-shirt.The hardest teacher one time.I want a hotbox.The whole world.Who wants the hotbox?Who wants the whole?Okay, guys, this Sunday, this Sunday at 3 p.m.
48:45We're all going to smoke and blow O's into this atmosphere.I think China already beat you to like hotboxing their whole country.True.That is true.It's a hot box, actually.Terminant and hot box, actually.They do be kind of hotbox number there.Dude, one of Vegas,
49:01don't go to Vegas if you're broke, guys.Like, you will not eat.You will not eat.No, yes, you will not.You will not.You will not.$8.$1.00.
49:11Remember Denny's, right?Remember Denny's, Isaac?That was terrible.Dude, did you have great timesuntil we got to build.It was one, it was like oneappetizer in three meals is like 98bucks. Yeah, it was like...
49:26It was insane. It sounds like normal, but...We were so laughing. We were silly.Like, they put something in thatfucking Denny's, dude. I don't know what they putin it. Remember what it was eight innings?Yeah.Yeah, we were like three.When? It was me, drunk and Isaac.
49:41It was just... Everyone was a sleep, I think.No, you weren't asleep. I think you were out.I was hanging out with the goons.It was with the goons. Larry was passed out.Softwood was passed out. Grunk Tannerand I were like, I'm all fucking hungry.Let's go to fucking Denghis.Yeah.
49:55Dude, I was just like doing like one-liners, that entire Denny's trip.I was like, there's ketchup on my potato da Vinci.Dude, we made the, we made the feet talk.I was like, I made a mouth with the chicken.I was like, you guys had to be there.It was so funny.There was way too much.It was just too much.
50:14I was like, who wants to do the jelly challenge?And I like opened that jelly.I was like, like, slend it.Yes, I guess.It was a jellyChastI was laughingWhen I was dying
50:25DudeOn the balcony probablyThat oneOkay waitI'll be right backI have to likeTerribleThat one shot of Nick
50:32The constructionOh my GodYeahThere's a reallyIt's one of thefunniest thingsI've ever seenBecause I didn't know
50:41You just filmed thatBecause I was at dinnerWhen y'allwere finishingup the music videoYeahIt's slow motionOn the balcony
50:47It's justYou might be likeMy face is jettling in it.It's like an 8K, 60 FPS, like, slow-mo.And it was like a deadpan face too.Like your eyes were like wide.You were just like...I hope that stays in.
51:03I think, I hope we keep that in.Yeah, I hope it's...We never got to, I guess, mention...Did we even talk about the Joe Bidenand how we thought of it?Or did we ever talk about that real fast?I think it was just one of the first things we saw, right?We were like, oh, it's perfect with the lean.
51:19Because I think we talked about...We wanted to name it lean.before anything.Yeah, we need to be lean.Yeah.And then we, I remember that.That was when we were spitballing ideas and we're like one of the ideas.Because at the time that, this photograph was like huge.
51:31It was like JFK.It was like all of presents.Yeah.It was like it.It looks so good.I love this label.I really hope people like the label.People on Twitter were talking about,
51:41I just want to buy the product for the label.That's what people were talking about.I feel like this is one of those tubs where people like might keep it.Like they might not throw it away after they're finished with it.It's really funny.It was funny.It is dope.It's funny.
51:52I do also want to, because I know some people, I've seen, like, a few people ask about, like,is this the only thing they're going to be doing is just lean stuff?But it's not.It is absolutely not, at least not for, like, this period.Because there's, like, some really funny vaulted videos right now.Yeah.That are videos coming out.Really, really, really, really good.
52:11Oh, we're just going to post like a lean video and then never post again.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.That'd be funny, though.Listen, I think, I think, like, this.this flavor, so I think one of the reasons why this entire thing, right, is going to be soaccepted is because GamerSups literally, like, since last year, we're going on two years
52:30with GamerSups.Like, we've been in one house already with them.I mean, they already helped us, like, do the traveling and stuff like that.I mean, shit, you guys all use our code.So it's like, we've been with them for so long.And now that we're like, we've continued on this up, it's just, it's kind of like,it was meant to be that we have our own flavor.And we've always hinted at it, you know?
52:50But we've wanted it for a whileYeah, like I've drank leanBecause we had a unbrandedUmversion of this for a whileLike in black tubs that had no colorAnd I was drinking that for a long timeAnd then we got the ones with color
53:02I was drinking, we were drinking that tooDude on streamAnd anytime anybody asked like my favorite flavorI'd just be like just waitJust wait because we knew this isThis was coming.Yeah. And this is unbiasedAnd we were actually getting mad
53:12We're like dude I just want moreWe don't have any moreWe ran out of way moreWe had a huge tubThey gave us like this bigIt was like a 500 servingI think it was a 500 serving tubBecause it was like it was way bigger
53:24It was hugeAnd we fucking ran outAnd we're like itching for moreWe're like where the fuck is itWe usually do like a scoop and a halfAlmostI do two scoopI do two scoops
53:35Yeah almost twoIce cold 16 ounce water bottlesIt helps with the colorOf like what we wantedAnd then the flavorBecause like it's a littleIt's a little tame with one scoopIt's like very subtle
53:45But directions are to add one scoopTo eight ounces of cold waterEverybody take a sip.Water bottle.Look at that.It looks more.There you go.How much is eight ounces?
53:56That's not eight fluid ounces, right?Is that different?They're different.Fluid ounces and ounces are different.8 oz to FLOZ.FLOZ.That spells.I don't know, dude.
54:09This is like weird.Oh, I'm like on some metric calculator shit.Never mind.I don't care.We don't want all that right there.Yeah, because like 16 fluid ounce water bottle does not weigh.ounces.It's way heavier.
54:23It's a pound.16.9 fluid ounce water bottle weighs one pound.How much you bench?30 pounds.Yeah.Three pounds,dude.Dude,
54:32Tanner,when we go to the gym,bro.I went to the gym when I was working out thereand I'm not going to lie,it was fucking awesome.That was a nice gym downstairs.It was kind of small,
54:40but it was really cool.It was like,it was like,it was pretty cool.Did it wrap around?It kept going.It kept going like.That's the dumbbells?
54:48Oh, no.But like,what I mean?mean by that, it's like it just kept on going.I don't know.It was the lighting in there was pretty crazy.I didn't understand how that's possible,like what it was even happening.
55:00But it looked like I had more musclesthat was even like humanly possible.That's what happens when you have good lightingand a good fucking pump.Dude,lighting is like he.You need that good lighting is crazy.On my fucking back,
55:11dude.When I have good lighting and I flex my calves,I can see like every vein in like a citylike being built onto my calves.I would like sharp and be like a train.Like a train.Yeah.I see like the interstate like shutting down for like construction.
55:23I see like hover cars like it's the future.Yeah, dude.Like a metropolis like right here.Yeah, dude, I remember we were, this was probably the first,it was the first day that we pull into the cosmopolitan where we stayed.And grunk said that this all looked like cyberpunk.Yeah.That's going to that.
55:43That was added to the gruntlet.It was like,Vegas is like a dystopian underbelly.It's an evil place.It's not evil.To get into.To get into the hotel, you have to go throughlike a man-made tunnel
55:53made out of marble and like Tesla and a robotdrivers. Yeah, it's kind of evil.Like living there was great, dude.I love living there. Also, theCosmo had a weird, so like theCosmo had these like panel wallswhich is like giant screen walls.It was so strange. And they had
56:09and they had this like weirdone like screen saver where it'slike people or it's like this like persontrapped in like a box.They're naked too.So I just imagine.Like, you can't see, like, you don't see details.You just see, like, so it's like, blurred.
56:24It's like blurred.It's like blurred.It's like, I know what you're talking about.In the bus, they're like, trapped.Oh, my God.I was drunk.I was drunk and I had to go down for a snack.I was like, I need a snack.
56:35So I went down to the lobby.And those same pillars,there's like, like, like, four giant eyeballs, like looking around like this.And I was like, I was like, oh, my God.I'm going to say something.Frinked me out.Ordering DoorDash, because if you're, like,staying at the hotels, you know it's hard to get food late night
56:51without spending like a shit ton of money.Or a lot of things in the hotel are actually closed.Dude,ordering DoorDash there and having to be high and go down thereon a really busy weekend was like the worst thing ever.Like, Isaac was like, yeah, I'll just, I'll walk down there with you.It'll be fine.We'll just grab your food wherever.
57:07I was like, all right, cool.I get down to the ground floor on the elevator with Nick and Isaac.And they're like, all right, we'll see you later.And I was like, what?And he's like, I'm just going to go up to the other room with Nick.And I was like, okay, that's fine.I had to go walk out in the parking garage.just my cars going like crazy in circles.
57:22And I was like, looking at my phone, like, texting my driver, like, what's your car?I was like, what kind of car are you in?Where are you?He told me his car.I had to walk across like four lanes of traffic like high.And I was like, okay, I hope I don't die.Like, oh, whatever.Like, I guess this is worth it for the chicken alfredo.
57:37So I like, I'm like walking across and I walk up to the driver door and I'm like this, right in his window.And he like starts pointing to the passenger side and I go around.And he's like, here's your food.I was like, thanks.And then, yeah, I went back.was fine.But it was really busy.It was really busy.
57:52It was a very busy week.Because they oversold a music festival and TwitchCon.And just like, Formula One, bro.Forza.They were building a bridge on top of a road.It was ridiculous.Oh my God.Formula One, I guess, is like a car that goes around in a circle and something.
58:07Grunk, you were gone by this point.But like when one night we went out, like where we were hanging out, right?That's sort of the, the Cosmo.And they, overnight, they built like a, like all these cages.around the street lights and shit.It was like a racetrack.They literally made it.They were making it overnight.
58:25Like just overnight.Like stone walls just appeared.It was crazy.It was insane.They didn't go any gym's, bro.Dude, F1, I look, can want to get into itbecause it's so, it's kind of hype.It is hype.
58:37I have a pretty hot-dy type, I think.Have you seen the training they do with like their neck muscles and stuff?They have to be in shape.In their back.They have to be in shape, bro.Yeah, because they experience, I don't remember how many Gs,but I think it's like six Gs of four sometimes.some of these turns.
58:50Yeah, and they're like, for most people,your head just feel like bunkand like you'd be done or like bong.Have you seen that bald guy do like 9 G's?Yeah.He's like,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.He's like, nothing.
59:02He's like,it's like,it's crazy.Yeah.Can we do their eyes like sink all the way down?Yeah, he's like,10 G's.Oh, that's a little bit.
59:13My skin falls off.Yeah, I'm like peeling back.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah, the music video is going to be good, though.I'm really excited.I just had a horrible poop.It was great.
59:24Dude, you took so long to poop.Yeah, we're just hanging out now.I was just hanging out now.Yeah, dude, they can experience 5Gs of force on, like, high breaking zones.And, like, I've seen people ride with, like, F1, like, F2 drivers or whatever.And their heads will literally just go like this.Like, they'll just, like, slam and then they can't pick their head up either.They're, like, stuck.
59:42Oh, my God.That doesn't help that.Like, being a passenger, you don't know, like, when it's a brace.Like, when you're a driver, you instinctually.brace when you're about to like, you know, do whatever.So as a passenger,you're already in a really fucking fast car.So it's just like,
59:55you're all over the place.Like, you can't control it.It's like, it's like, they are athletes.They are athletes.They are asses.Yeah.How much core do you need to be an F1 driver?Probably a lot.
01:00:07How do you get started?And your weight, and your weight heavily impacts how fast your car can go.Like, they need to be at like 170.You know what I'm saying?You have one drivers have to be like elite, like,top short. Larry would probably becrazy.How do you get started?
01:00:22You're not going to school.You're not going to school and be like,I'm going to take F1 class.They have like F2.They have like slower.Yeah, they formulae as well where it's all electric.And then when they're back aroundwhen they're back around they hop into another electric one.
01:00:36You know what? Larry, they probably start when their kidslike doing go carts and then doing faster go cartsand then doing a lot oflike a lot of go car movements on the really fast onescan transfer to like F1 style.Or translate to the power sliding.Like, no, you have to do the go-kart league before you can do the F-1 league, I think.Really?
01:00:52Because there's like go-car, like professional go-car racing and shit.Dude, we should do those, you know the ones in, like, in Europe?Those really dangerous ones that are like in the fields.The aisle.And they have like those roads.Dude, those are.No, not the island.Yeah, that's the motorcycle one, isn't it?
01:01:08Yeah, well, if he's talking about.There's motorcycle ones and there's also like.The rally racing, yeah.I think that that's.That Speed Vegas place I was telling you guys about with the supercars.I think they also do go-carts that go-50.I would not drive a go-kart 50 hours.I've seen people, you flip and then what?
01:01:26Yeah.Done.Like, there's no roll cage.It's your neck and the ground.I would just put my arm out and stop from flipping.Yeah, true.You like go back, you push it off the ground and go back up right, and then you're fine.Exactly.
01:01:38You turn running at that speed and you grab the car and then you get back on it.Mario car, you don't flip over, so I don't think you flip over.in your 11-Aid in front of yourgo-kart.And then I would activate my parachute and fly over it.Willie, dude.Willie, dude.Willie.
01:01:56Wait, did you guys get on the topic of F-1because of the, uh, all theset-ups in Vegas?Yeah.Dude, that, that was absurd.I can't believe they're using the strip as a,as a track.Like, that's insane.
01:02:07It's done before, haven't they?No, dude.Really?No, I don't know.Dude, what if someone goes like,off board and hits every single sign?It's just like a giant, like, streak.Yeah.
01:02:15What if you hit like a ramp and you go like right through the cosmopolitan?Like,I don't know how Formula One works, but do the drivers get to drive on it beforehandbefore the event to practice?Surely, right?I don't know.Because there's secret passage.Like, you know, in games?
01:02:36Oh, yeah.You have to break through a billboard and then like take the secret like rackety.You know that's how golfing works, right?Golfers will go to the course.There's no secret passage in golf, dude.Well, mini golf there is.Okay, yeah, that's true.Sometimes.
01:02:49So something I learned from an Uber driver,which I don't know, like, all of the history of it.But so every Uber driver we talk to in Vegas,they're like leaving.They're leaving during the F1 week or weekendbecause it's going to be horrible.The traffic there's going to be horrible.The city's not built for F1.
01:03:06Because F1 has to go there.Yeah, people aren't going to even,probably not going to go to work.Probably can't, yeah.I can't even, like, get to your destination.They're talking to me about Monaco.And supposedly, Monaco was literally built for F1 or like the Grand Prix or whatever, like in the city, was built with the intention of having an F1 track go around it.Isn't that crazy?
01:03:27Yeah.Monica.I think it's in Italy.It's like a little tiny country.Is Monaco a whole country?I think it is.All right.Sorry, Italy.
01:03:37It's okay.Monica.Yeah, it is.Sorry, Italy, guys.I didn't.I would rather watch Mario Kart like real life.It's really pretty looking.That would be cool.
01:03:43That would be awesome.This is like D.O.C.Yeah, I can be Wario.I'm Mario and Mario car.So, did I just be Mario?Yeah.Ice Luigi, I'm Mario.Yombs Wauigi.
01:03:57I'm Wario.Grunxed Toe.I think we've had this discussion like Brunk's Tote.And Larry's shy guy.Larry's shy guy.Yeah, Larry Shy guy.Dude, they have a steak and shake in Monaco.Can we go?
01:04:06Yeah.What?Monica.I actually really want to go there now.I'm looking at these pictures.This place is beautiful, dude.All right, guys.Next green up.
01:04:13Italy.Okay, a dark blue ocean water scare me.Like really, really dark blue.Dude, it's pretty much where like there's a big mouth underneath in.It goes like a dry.Or like one giant eye that was to you.The hell are you talking about?Have you seen that one seat from Jurassic Park where it's like this lady
01:04:31gets picked up by one of those like turdactyl and then she gets like dropped in the oceanand then like it goes like that was.Do you remember those tip box?And they start playing with her in the air.And then the big alligatorWhat was that?It's a combo.She must have done something bad
01:04:49and they just like punished her with like that scene.That was she actually requested that.If you look it up.If you look it up,it wasn't a stunt,Gronky was real.Yeah.They're coming out with our planet for dinosaurs.
01:05:03Our planet for dinosaurs?Our planet for dinosaurs?What does that?Dinosaurs suck.You know the nature documentary on Netflix?They're not real, man.Dude, stop.prove that they're real.
01:05:13You're a hater.Why are you a hater?When did the good, when do the good beaches end on the Atlantic?Any good beaches in chat?Is it New Jersey?Is that when the beaches stop being nice?Or there are any bad beaches in chat?Oh my God.
01:05:27New Jersey is some of the nicest beaches.You're an idiot, dude.All those beaches are like washed.The Jersey Shore is one of the only attractions that shithole has, I promise you.Now.Yeah.Okay, what about New York?Does New York have nice beaches?
01:05:40No.And you would not want to go there.Absolutely.The only would be like slime.Yeah.Maybe like dead bodies.Maybe.Maybe.
01:05:48Long Island.Okay.Okay.Okay.I'm used to Florida.Look up the Hamptons where like.I live there.I have five houses there.
01:05:58Okay.Well, the Hamptons.Look up the Simpsons.Look up.What?I live in Antarctica, guys.What do you guys like better?The Pacific or the Atlantic?
01:06:10Pacific is too proudLook at the brownFor beachesI like cold thoughI like PacificYou never even been thereIt's trueYou guys don't even know
01:06:19What's cold and what's warmYou didn't know what's coldYou're landlockedYou ever been to TijuanaI'm landlockedYou're landlockedTijuanaWe're actually
01:06:29We're not at the endlock at allI think about itOh my got solinaI got solitaOh my got solenoDudeMe and I just got the craziestSpiria tacos of all time in Vegas.
01:06:42That was crazy.They did us so well.Did they eat?They did.They did.They did.It was connected to a gas station.It was fired.
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