#79 - This changed our life...
00:00You know about meI'm that guyGroup chat podcastWelcome back to the group chat podcastEpisode 80EpisodeEpisode I don't knowIs it?
00:12Like 302Can we startSeason 2?Can this be season 2 episode 1?No, noNo, noWe stoppedWe're like that
00:20Season 2 is when we moved in hereNo, season 3 is when we doIRLCan we stop that's throwing like thatWelcome back to theCan we do something elseFor this one?Yeah, I got it
00:29I got it.No, I'll do it.I'll do it.Let you go.Let me go.I just wake up.Welcome back to the group.You get.
00:35Welcome back to the group.Welcome back to the group.We'll come back to the...Hey!Hey!Wait, can I say something that I just realized?Yeah.What did you just realize, bro?
00:44Go ahead, bro.Sorry.So, you know how Lean is our new flavor out right now with Gamer Subses.Good group of Timerson off?You know, I wish I had a fucking sub to show.You guys robbed my desk.I do.Look at this one.
00:56Oh, damn.It's a lot.Oh, hang out.Hang on.You have more than we do.You have more than we do.He actually has more than we do.Like, I have so much.
01:05How did you get that?Nagy sent me, bro.Nagy the goat.Dude, Nagy is going.He even sent my friend asked for likeanother flavor in his own cupand he sent my friend some stuff to.That's like the family we love.
01:21They're like the Jesus of like the supplement ever.They're like Jesus of gamers.We all always wanted.Supplement ever.Jesus.Rose on the third round.Jesus turned water to lean.I said Jesus of gamers.
01:35And then I said that.That's why I said that.It's like a gamerified.Oh my God.It's a pretty good day.I don't feel like this is like,today guys, go outside.Go outside.
01:47Okay, no, it's, we're recording this on Wednesday.It's Friday.It's the worst weather ever.No,in the time of it.I think it'll be really cold soon.We're going to freeze over and die like on Friday or Saturday.Guys, just imagine you're listening to this on a nice day,
02:01and if it's nice out, go outside.And go for a walk while listening to this on the...It's a perfect example.I'll look outside real quick.Can I raise my hand and then say that I want to speak after Yami?Yeah, of course.So what I was going to say that I realized was that,you know how I had a YouTube drop in, like, 2019,
02:15or whatever, like years and years and years ago?Yeah.Right.In the figurine, he's holding a double cup with Lane.I didn't even, like, they didn't even click in my head show right now.Foreshadowing.It's like, it's like, bro, that's Oda levels of foreshadowing.Wait, I have it.
02:28It's in my closet.Go grab it.It didn't click in my head until like right nowbecause I saw somebody respondto like a really old tweet that said like yummy and leanor something and it wasabout the U-2s.And I was like that is so real.
02:42I did that dude.That's like the same.You two's.Oh, me.There it is.Double cup.Double come, baby.That's what?
02:51There's a lot of foreshadow.The world comes full circle.Yeah.It does.There's a lot of,there's foreshadowing happening right now.We don't even know.Literally.
03:00That's really.Dude, just like Mr. Beast.Remember Mr. Beast?Mr. Beast?Dude, Mr. Beast fell off.I said it.Oh my God.You just built a hundred wells in Africa and you're going to say that, dude?
03:11Yeah, that's why he fell off.No, I'm kidding.You're horrible.Like, I watched maybe two minutes of that laser video and I clicked off.Like, that was the first time I actually clicked off on Mr. Beast video.Oh.Dude, the lighting, I think.I think I was more impressed by the actual set in how they were even able to make that real.
03:25Because every time I watched a Mr. Beast video, I put myself in his shoes.Yeah, there's a set,If I wanted to do this, how could I do this?You got to put yourself in that beastment down.10 seconds and I'm like, there's no way I can do this.Look at that big, big ass mouth on that boy.Oh, wait, make him kiss.No, no, no.
03:39Make them kiss.Make them kiss.What the heck?I was going to say, guys, we're like third thing, fourth, fifth, and sixth wheeling oryou just got an achievement for being a content creator.That's never happened to any of us, but you.What, two of your friends making your YouTube's make out?I'll have sense.
03:57You got an achievement.Oh, yeah, that was like a new thing.I think greener-chips.Yeah, you got a number score for that.No, I feel like it happened at a party at one point.It's like, oh, look at this.Don't, um, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, um-uh.Party thing?
04:07I think they're, like, drunk.We've made your U-2s like fuck each other and like shit.You're not true.Yeah, I have that achievement.But also, who brings a U-Tos to a party, bro?No, I'm saying they're at a party and they're no room.I always use my pocket.Yeah, that's your charm.
04:21That's your lucky charm.Can I say my thing?Yeah.Yeah.This is actually groundbreaking,considering the fact that the entire house,has been built off of this one application.Tanner and I,
04:32we bought a fucking Panini pressand it has changed our lives.We bought it yesterday, dude.It is like the best food ever, dude.What the hell?Cooking at home is crazy.Yeah.No way.
04:48We got the Panini press like two days agoand I've already made, I think, like eight sandwiches.It's life-frient.It's very life-changer.What?Air friar.Air fry is gone.You threw it away.
04:59It's three ants in it and you're like,three ants?No, there was like 20 or 30.There was a shit load.It was like a factory.Dude,they were making them in there.It was a favorite of it.
05:09They were cooking.Yeah,it was a breeding factory.It had like that love making like ants scent inside of it.So they were like walking in and be like, all right, this is the spot.Boom, boom.And then two come out.And,
05:22Pharamone.They were definitely making babies.There was also like some chips in there.Like I was air frying chips, I guess.So maybe that's why they got...You air-fired everything.Wait, maybe that's one of the checkers in.There was probably the chips in there.
05:34There was like chip crumbs.Like how excited white moms were like two years ago for air fires.It literally broke the world.Dude, remember the...A million air fryer recipes came out.If you started it like a book, you would have been a millionaire.Dude, who invented the air friar?The like hood prison recipes.
05:50Oh, yeah.But they put like ramen covered in cheese with like sprinkles and hot and chocolate anda hard ramen pack.My mom used to cook when I was a kid, she used to use a pressure cooker.And then she used to make some really good meals.But remember with that bombing that happened, the Boston bombing?It was right.My mom didn't do that.
06:12I'm saying, you take that out of the context?I remember that bombing?I'm sorry, can we just get like a clip for a quick?We just like let that sink in the moment.They made them with pressure cookers with nails and shit in it.Yeah, yeah.Yeah.So my mom got really concerned that they were going to stop selling pressure cookers.
06:28She bought like five or something like that.She bought like a...She wanted to buy some because...No.My mom watches this podcast, by the way.So she's going to text me about it.My mom was on the live text.She'll be like listening.
06:41She'll be live texting me responses to what we're talking about.Dude, that was the craziest transition I've ever heard.I'm about to make your mom really sad because the air fryer inventor died.It's like I'm on with...His mom cares aboutMy IPPressure cookerWell, they're the kind of the same thing
07:02Hold onDude, what if he died like a horrible death?Who inventedThe pressure cooker?Look up, who got the worst death imaginable?Dude, I think the guy who made the seguedied to the segue.I think he turned off a cliff.
07:13There's a clue.There is no.Hey, Mary.Look up for the worst.You told me this guy made the pressure cooker.What the hell?What?Who?
07:26Look in the chatIt's like in 1547He made the pressure cookerOh my godThat's the pressure cookerIs he alive?That's what your mom hasShe bought five of those
07:36How rich is she?Yeah what?They were probably like $4Because it was like1800Okay wait wait waitWait wait grunkWhat was the worst death?
07:43What was the worst death?I think I saw it on TikTokWhere it was a guyA pervert guyPervert type guyWho wanted to be a pervertAnd he like snuck into likeSo I think
07:53I forget what country it isButbasically their plumbing is likeunderground and then it runs out upand into this likething where they pull out all the plumbing stuffseparately and he basically crawledinto that and went under the toilet
08:09so he could like look up at theat the womanand through the toilet and he gotstuck and basically suffocated in shitand that's how he died and his body was foundin the in the sewage placepoo pooew
08:23which is just likeokaySo remember the Segway.That's true.Remember the Segway?Like I was talking about?I was right.It's the real thing.
08:33Cliff Segway.So his name is Hesco.No, that's not right.His name is Jimmy Heseldon.Jimmy Donaldson?Jimmy Swagway.Who's Jimmy Dahl.He bought Segway Incorporated and died in 2010 a year after buying it.
08:52sustaining injuries from falling off a cliff while writing his own Segway PTand he looks, dude, he looks like his face is full of cotton balls.He's so swollen.Wait, he reminds me.He made the swagway.Who made the swagway?A normal picture.Yeah, come on.
09:09That hasn't been a thing yet.You're leaking too much.If they're a road named after me, they'd call it Swagway Road Lane.Or Swagway.Because way is like a.So, that was the chuck I was going to make.We did talk about this before, but if you could, like, name a street and, like, have all your homies live on a street, what would it be?We were talking about it.
09:29The bomb.Oh, okay.I don't think we did.Did we actually ever talk about that?No, I think it was, it was a, I actually don't know.Like, what would we name it?We said, like, squirtle away or something dumb.What do we say?
09:40Yeah, we're 10 minutes into this podcast and we're, this is the end.We're going to wrap it up.I remember asking this when we were driving one time.Like, what if we pulled a Mr. Beast and bought an entire neighborhood and renamed the street?That's what it was.Yeah, it wasn't on podcast.It wasn't on podcast.Dude, we could have puffer.
09:59We could have blarie.We could have soup.We could have Troll Face Lane.We could have Trollfish Avenue.Noghousand Avenue.Oh, my God.Grunk Grove, dude.YouTube Universe.
10:15That was my Discord.Larry Lane.That was my Discord.That was your Discord.Grosven.Grunk Road.Grub.All right, Grunk.
10:22Give us a new scro.What's going on in school?What's, what's, uh...Are you failing?Uh, not failing.I'm passing.Are you...Uh, no, not really, but it's chill right now.
10:34I'm gonna...I'm in a chill state.Oh, what?Anything to you?Let me look through my pictures really quick.That's how I normally...Did you go to any more...Did you go to any more...
10:43Mosh pits?Dang.Um...Get stepped on?There was one, but it wasn't too,crazy. But we're going to a fee this weekend.This weekend is actually like jazz weekend.Jazz is cool. I like jazz a lot.
10:57Jazz is cool.Wash to some Baker Street, dude.Oh, my friend hit a crazy skate trip.He did a tray flip off of Forster, which was the fuck crazy.A tray flip.Trey flip?Yeah, bro.Spinny flip.
11:09Oh, yeah. I replaced the One Piece with a new one.That's big.The One Piece is over.The One Piece phase is over.It's still on call.It is from Evangelion.Yeah.Is this marking an end of an arrow?
11:25No.No.I think Greg is...It's right over there now.It's still...Okay.All right.Thank God.
11:30I was about to do something tragicif one piece is going to now.It's tapestry era.Go, Krug.Hey.Dude.So they're doing room tricks.They're doing what?
11:42Room checks.They're doing room checks.And, like, for some reason, you can't have stuff.Like, they check your room to make sure there's no,hazards in it and if you have hazards you like fail.But basically for some reason it hazards is that like you can't have things 18 inches orcloser to the ceiling.Fires which makes no sense.
11:58Dude.Yeah, but like it's got a motor.When I was in bed.Yeah.Boop boop boom.Yeah.They get me out.Yeah.
12:08Yeah.Yeah.That's natural.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.
12:10Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.And you said that your dick was the same length as the sky tree.And then we said we were like,imagine your dick was as long as the sky tree
12:21and you turned,you'd like level an entire continent.Oh, Larry, I was going to sayyour room still looks like you've never moved into it.Yeah, what the hell?I mean,most of the guy,you moved into it.
12:36Mine looks like I've lived here for...Is that your room?Yeah, this is my room.Yeah, he sleeps on that little...He sleeps on that mat.He uses his clothes for blankets.Some people think I actually don't live in this houseanymore. It's just because they've never seen my room.
12:50He doesn't. He doesn't.He doesn't. He don't. He don't.No, people are like,yo, Nick's, he doesn't even have a room. Like, how can hesimply go doors? Yeah.He's actually in the old house. He's just in the living room of theold house right now. Yeah. Yeah. It was renovated.Yep. Yeah. I mean,
13:04I like the vibe that I got going on. Very,very just, I don't fucking...He's sleeping on the floor.You sleep on the floor.Yeah, that's chill, honestly.You know, I'm pretty sure. You sleep on the couch in the living room.Yes.You need it.
13:18Just because I do that a few times.Now your brain is just thinking about that.Dude, I've slept on this.Cajun Camer about to get here and you're not going to be able to sleep on the couch because they might have to.Wait. When did they get here?So I'm chilling.Caj and Cameron coming here on Wednesday.So they are you going to be here when the podcast goes live.
13:34Wait, why are they coming?It's a top secret.We're going to go to the stew.We're going to go to the stew.We're going to go to the stew.Hey, cooking up kitchen and stew.Did you hear some stir in the pot?You guys going to pipe?
13:53Want to say real quick.Oh, my bet.Oh, Fortnite is so back.I just remembered that.Fortnite is actually so back.Yeah, wait.It's so back.Like,
14:01Yami, you're muted,Brandon, bro.I'm not muted.We played for like an hour or two this morning,and it was so fun.They actually want to play Fortnite today.But did you hear what happened when they came back with it?Like what?
14:15Wasn't it five million players or something?Try 44.What?That's really like a lot.That is really a lot.You want to know why?Because they listen to their community.DC, Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Switch.
14:30Crossplay.They can all play.They can all play.That's absurd.Didn't they create, didn't they pioneer crossplay for the most part?They were like the ones where it was like,holy shit, PlayStation and Xbox can play together?What?
14:43Yeah, you're like, wow.That is so exciting.This is like the Bloods and Crips.unifying in the street.Yeah.It's like, we're ended.Remember back like in 2013, 2014?It'd be like, oh, you're an Xbox player.
14:55Oh, you're a PlayStation player.I got my arm rocking in.I got my legs like kicked in because I was a PlayStation player, bro.Dude, I actually told my friends.Yeah, I told my friends I was getting PlayStation instead of Xbox.And I swear to God, they didn't talk to me for like two weeks.I was like, what the hell?I was in the same way.
15:08If you had an Xbox, you were rich growing up.That's literally what it was.You were rich.Yeah.If you could convince your parents to pay for Xbox gold membership,$5 a month.month.Yes.
15:18When you're a kid,it was $60 a year for.It was $60 a year for.That's why I got PlayStation 3 because the,the network was free.And then also,you know how the Xbox has batteries?Yes, the remote analog batteries.
15:30And I didn't want to do that.So I just, like, your cable for you.Like, it's so easy.I got PS3 and it was free because like we couldn'tafford Xbox live.And my uncle was like,ooh, you shouldn't have done that.Talking to my mom.
15:41He was like, you shouldn't have done that.He's like all the pedophiles are on PS3because it's free online.And they try to talk to all the kids.I was like, Blake, you can't play that.I was like, what do you mean?You can't do it?I don't do it.
15:52No, I think they were nice.The people within that community were so...The pedophiles were nice.Okay, no, not the pedophiles.I don't think that I felt like to get free achievements and they gave me in games.Yeah, they carried me free games.Back then, that was when, like, Achievement Hunter was around and all of my friends would go and, like, chase after achievements and games and try and max out their gamer score.My friends had, like, over 100,000 gamer score, which was, like, unhurst.
16:16like that.I do a guy named likeWookie something and likehe was literally,he literally had like250,000 is incredible.They like would take game super serious.I remember my friends would only play like the hardest,
16:28hardest,hardest levels of like multiplayer,or not multiplayer of campaigns,just so that they would get the achievements and stuff like that.That was like having,that was like the credit score of a kid.Like that's how you guys played a score as a child.You were valid as funny if you had like a really
16:42game or score.Remember on Xbox when it would say like,like avoid this user.Like it would just be like,do not fuck with this guybecause they're so toxic.Like they never pointed so much.Yes,
16:53it set it on their profile.I had that.I had that for a while.I was like 12 years old talking shiton gears of war.Yeah.What was that called?Oh my God.
17:03That was called something.It was rap.You could remind us rap people.You could.Yeah.My dad would actually do that.I had a friend.That's a simple as that.
17:12You know, they was.Their HUD was not simple.dude, the PlayStation home screen was insane.It was like that, do, do, do that you go down.And then like 20 up and down on the floor.Dude, that's just crazy.I remember, like, going online and seeing all my friends, like,their little, like, characters that they made,
17:28like, they kind of looked like in these.They're avatars.And it was like they were just either sleeping or playing games.Black O'clock, oh my God, Black Ops 2 is crazy.Xbox was actually so toxic because you can get calm banned,but they wouldn't tell you.So, like, or maybe they did buy email,but I was too young to even have an email.
17:44But, like, I got,got Comband one day andthey'll let you listen to parties but you can'ttalk. That's right. That'sso unbelievable. I didn't know forso long and I was like, fuck, they're all ignoringme like what's happening? Xbox360 was so ahead of its time.
17:59It was a million times better than PlayStation because they hadlike PS3 had no party chat. You can only use game chat.Yeah. Yeah, it was noparty chat. No PS4. The only time I likebecause the memories I had with the PlayStation 3 wasit was eitherI think it wasin lobbies. Literally just
18:13just sat down in lobbies like on PlayStationLobbys, or sorry, Black Ops 2 lobbies.And that's where you meet your friends.You're just talking to what they're doing over there.You're not going to play. I'm not going to lie.There is one thing that is more toxic than Discord, and it is those Xbox Live party chats.I'm telling you now, if you got removed from an Xbox Live party chat, you wereostracized and bullied for so long.
18:36Because all it took was to not get invited to games.No one would reply to you.No one would join your games.And then you'd have the hardest time making friends after that, dude.You're just a bitch is what you know.Squeaker when you were a kid?I remember like early YouTube?Ever.
18:50My whole time on XboxI was called a squeaker.I was a squeaker.Louis Calber style?I was a squeaker, yeah.I messaged Louis Caliper and I thought we were going to be friends.It was the,it was like a Nigerian hacker.
19:01He was like a really deep voiceand he would be like,why are you saying that full name?Yeah.Oh,they would freak the hell out.Yeah, Lieutenant lick me to go.And then someone in the house would like turn off their lights
19:13and they would freak out and think that it was like,act.Oh my God.Which is the funniest thing to do that anymore.What happened?Wait,without,because it's fucking like doxing,
19:23which you'll,like,get in trouble for now,like back in,back then they didn't care.Well,it would be like,you were an asshole,
19:28if you were an asshole to meand you were living in my same house,like,I was your little brotherand you were a bully to me.I would call a lieutenant lick meand be like,hey,
19:34this is his information,get into his lobby and then start,what they would do?Yes.And then, yeah,you could tip him off and, like,tell him that you wanted peopleto, like,
19:44you know,miss him. So I've only seen a couple of his videos. I didn't even know who he was, but I sawone video recently. It might have been with Larry, or it might have been with no one. I don't knowwho, but he, uh, he didn't even fully blur this guy's, like, phone number.Like, I'm pretty sure I saw, like, the whole fucking thing.There was, like, some piece of information. He just didn't even blur. And I was like,my biggest fear ever is missing, like, a really crucial piece of information.Like, everything about you in your face and, like, everything.
20:09Not yet. Is Ivan that. It's like, I remember prank calling?Yeah.Oh, there's a lot of numbers.You had to blur all those phone numbers.Yeah, bro.I'm like going in and out of like packs, ScredShare,and then Yommies my own.I'm like, oh my God, editing it, it was a nightmare.
20:26It's such a nightmare.You got to be very careful.Did you guys watch like OG Black Ops 2 YouTubers?Like, yeah.So, okay, you guys, you guys know who drums he is, right?Right now?Yeah.He used to go by the name Got Drums.
20:39And he used to play.He used to play Black Ops 2.And he used to run around.around doing auto tune.He used to sing with a T-Painauto-tune app on Black Ops 2.He would do like Black Ops 2 voice trollingand stuff like that, but it was just all auto-tune.
20:54And I... Okay, this is going to makesense, but who's Kyle's cousin?What's his name?From South Park, sorry.Kyle's cousin from Southport.This is going to make sense.It's also Kyle.Was it Kyle?
21:05No, it wasn't Kyle.There was somebody who used to voice as himplaying Black Ops 2 and used to hang outwith the Van Os Cruise.Was that KOR Speedy or was itDeluxe 4 or something?I'm gonna look it up right now.It might have been sidearms.
21:18I don't know, but I used to watchGairwerey like Blackups 2 videos.Voice trolling was like the biggest thingof all time back then.I'm playing with Peter Griffin right now.Dude, Obama's in my lobby.Yeah, it's all AI.But there were apps.
21:32Remember there were like apps and stuff like thatthere were buttons that you could pressand like you'd type in and it would try its best.It would be like, nope, you're laugh.Nope, nope, nope.No, no.Nope.Nope.
21:41Nope.Nope.No.It was this one guy that was really good at voice impressions.I remember.And it used to go, I used to watch this channel called video games.It was literally a YouTube channel called video games.And they would, people would like take their video that they want to blow up and send it to them.
21:54And then they uploaded for them.Dude.Yeah, I'd remember I'd watch compilations where it's called like gamers are awesome.It's like really high clips.It was like battlefield like jumping out of the jets and shit.It was KYR.It was Eugene Yackle.Yeah, Eugene Yackle.
22:09Yeah.Eugene Yackel!I knew it.I remember that.I remember Legion or Legicune, whatever his name is.Eugene Yackel.Yeah, Legion.I followed him on Twitter.
22:20Yeah, he follows me back on Twitter as well.That was like a crazy moment for me.I think camera speed was actually my very first YouTube I've ever watched.Bro, I got in trouble because I said cock in the intro one time.I decided to turn it off.And or have a large penis.Oh, large feet in the light.Attention.
22:37The following video is going to totally kick ass.If you enjoyed any of it,and or have a large penis.Please click the like button below.Enjoy.Yeah.I remember K.W.R.S.p.
22:44He got upset with me because he invited me to play C.You join time and I didn't join.You ego did?You go.It was busy.It was him, Deluxe 4, Deluxe 20, G18, and then I think me and caught.Dude, if I was like not playing.What is wrong with you?
22:58I've played with him many times.You know, yeah.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.Hold on.
23:04Pause.Pause.No, that's the equivalent.That's the equivalent of you having this album out.And you have Drake,21, 7,and like,every single rap you can think of.
23:15You're like,nah, man,I'm reviewing it.I'm all right,man.I was just busythe one timethey asked the D4
23:21was like,LeBron.He's like,I'm gonna remember this yummy.He's like,I'm not,I'm not gonna forget this.You just egoed
23:26LeBron.You literally justDude,when that happens,you're not busy.You're open.You know what's crazy?I would do anything
23:35to play with them.I met so many peopleand played with so many peoplebecause of Among us.The only reason I playedsiege with those guys because I met them through Among Us.Among Us was the networkinglike...
23:45It was.That was. That's how everyone was insane.Dude, that's how I somehow got into a gamewith corpse for the very first time.Yeah.Like, we were just talking and chilling.Like, fucking Among Us.Yeah, what the fuck?
23:56Like, you'd see random peoplethat were like a million subscribers playinglike Jack Septicae and you don't even knowlike how they even met and they just know each other.Yeah, like in random lobbies with like random people.You're like, how does it even happen?Dude, I'm pretty sure that among usactually formed a lot of the like internet click
24:10I think so.Like that wholeSikuno, Valkyre, all thosefriendships, right?Didn't they like get,I mean, maybe, I'm just assuming.Yeah, they did.I think so.
24:18I think so.Yeah.Because I remember they used tothen like shill.They used to do it all the time and thenIt was every day, dude.Oh no, they moved in.Every day.
24:26Because I know Pocaine and Valcuree were friendsand then I'm sure that theyoverlapped and same thing.I mean, even us.Remember we used to play with a whole bunch of different people.Yeah.It was like a random rotation.Every day there was like a new group chat made.
24:38Yeah.Like random people.and you're like, okay, cool.Oh my God.I just joined in that night,you just start playing and everyone's like,that sucked.Among us was like so brain dead and stupid.
24:46It cost so many arguments.But it was perfect.It was awesome.It was awesome.Dude,why were we playing with Dream and Sap Nap?Remember that one?Oh my God.
24:54You got, dude, you guys got dream and Sap Nap.You got so mad a dream,Grum.He's like, where did you go?Actually, you download from that portal,you don't upload.You can't actually go from there.Yeah, he's the imposter.
25:06And Grombs like,it's the upload shit.And I was like,oh, I uploaded here.and he's like, actually you download there.And then everyone's like, oh, good point.You're done.Greg gas so mad.
25:15What the fuck.Good point.Here, dog.Literally, no one else knew that.There's no way anyone else knew that mechanic.No.They're just all dick riders, bro.Shout out to one sadden that mask.
25:25If I wanted his signature, bro.That was crazy.I took a selfie with that.Where to go?No, I was like, you know, sad?What's not?Yeah, you want a signature?I was like, huh.
25:35It was in a call.Like, just before we started playing.I was like, uh-huh.Anna Call is crazy.What is that mean?What is it even evil?He basically little bro at me is what that means.What does that mean?
25:47That doesn't make any sense.You want my signature?I got an autograph or something?Dude, my eyebrows are crazy.Autograph.I don't even understand what that means.Never mind, yeah.You want my signature?
25:56Hey.Yeah, but anyway, we had a fun time untilGrunk got mad and I think I left with Grunkbecause we realized we were playing in a sweat lobby and we left.It was no fun.You guys were playing with Dreamset.I'm not about to play with voiceover.repeat, dude.
26:11He's my thing.It still goes live.He's awesome.I saw that screen shot of you,Tanner.Did we talk about what we did on S&P?Did we talk about what we did on S&P here?Yeah.
26:25No, I don't want to.Oh, no.I don't know.I don't know.That's so funny.Dude.But grunk,do you remember that when we went to their base?
26:33That was,he was at the time staying with Technoblade.He was at Technoblades like,bass, the winter base.And I rememberDude, I missed the S&P Earth era, dude.That was really, that was so funny.I had to put the back of his head when he was AFC.
26:47He was A. F.K. I was like, I can killhim right.I was like just, dude, all I didwhen I went live on S&B Earth was troll voice over Pete and fly around.You also troll Michael McChill a little bit.We always go to like New York to mess with Sylvie.or Creos or like go over to MichaelMcChillel and like I was a big troller
27:11like I was nothing done on your shirtNopeNoThe most work never done for us by the wayAside from like Isaac lava casting my baseWas those fucking RVsThe RVs that you built that we didn't even touchI remember I remember when he lava cast your base
27:26You really like got off like a weekYou're so doneYou're not fucking with that jokeI was so madYou got trolledWell hold on wasn't just a pillager outpostYou started putting stairs inNo he actually just
27:37built it. I built a house and then you justlava casted it and I was really sad.Dude, remember underneath our basewe just started blowing up T&Tand if you broke one piece of grassyou'd fall to your death.I do remember. That's howLarry is, I remember. That's how Larry and
27:53Jack Manifold kept on dying.It was because like... It was through the holes.It was a bunch of holes. Like pot holes everywhere.And it was just like a deep, deep, deep cave.It hit bedrock. You just keep fallingand there was only one water sourcethat was like kind of likesaving you.
28:07Yeah, you go down there.If you do live,you then have to do like a battleroyale with every mob in the world down there.I remember there were a few timeswhen the mob spawns were so messed up.Like,like,
28:19you'd go into one dark area and justlike thousands.It was insane.What was your guys?This is like, oh shit moment with content creationwhere you're like, what the fuck's happening?Probably whenever.Okay, you go.
28:32I was just going to give an example.I think I mentioned it, but like,Captain Sparkle's asking me what weneeded to build the Coliseum.And I was like, what the fuck is happening?Why is Captain Sparkles asking me that?I used to sing his songs all the time.I think, don't mind it.
28:47It's not covered.Oh, at night.I got to think of something.Like, what was your like, oh, shit.Shaking Dreams hand in Las Vegas.That was really silly.That's a really awkward situation.That was literally like two weeks ago.
29:01Okay.Then I guess.What about joining just S&P live or something?Like something like that.Oh, shit.Are you drawing your...Oh, wait, yeah.I don't know.
29:11I don't know.Like, probably...Oh, playing a geo-guessor with corpse.That was pretty like, wow.Oh, my God.That was so fun.I think I was there for like five minutes.They just started looking around at the weird places.
29:26That was generally one of the funniest things.Remember that fever dream of a house?There was like three front doors.Literally every house was a fever dream.Like, there's the three front doors.There was like the randomly placed windThere's like, like, odd color choices.It was insane.
29:40Yeah, those who watch like the Discord chaos compilations, it's in there somewhere.Go find it.It is.It's funny.It's funny.I have a big, oh, shit, moment.Where?Okay.
29:51So it was probably 2018.And it was the first time I played Fortnite with Adapt and Rice Gum.And Alyssa Violet walked into Ricegum's room and was talking to him.And I was like, what the fuck?Whoa.Yeah.Whoa, whoa.Dude, that's a throwback.
30:09Holy shit.Was that around the time that they made that disc track on Jake Paul,like around that era?Or was that like...It has to be.Because soon after.Because soon after.It was a couple years later, I think.
30:19Really?Yeah.Was that when they were still living in that, like, house that, like,they were still living in that house, though, yeah.We're like, the street world there's like the four houses that all look the same.Yeah.Isaac and I've visited the house.Remember that, Isaac?
30:30Really?We walked over.They didn't let us in.But, yeah.No, it was Jake Paul's house, actually.It went a little soon.No, that was rice stums.Isaac the house that we went to. That was
30:38Rice gum and all the Faze guys used to live. That bigass house. Yeah, dude, it hadlike a house sitter in it. Like, I don't think they werehome. Yeah. They probablyrented it. What do you mean? They didn't own that, I don'tthink. Well, they should have at least been there.All right. Let's make, let'sbecome Faze. I think we should do it.
30:56Okay, yeah. P-H-A-S-E, though.And weOr P-E-S-E-H-A-Z. Yeah, that works.Now we're dancing with F-E-E-E-E-E.Fast.Oh, you know what?Wait, when was that phase one?Was that like last year?
31:14Fast.Phase one?I was like a year and a half ago, I think.I don't even know, dude.Phase one.I thought it would be funny if we saw Yummy in the warehouse.Like if he made it through all the rounds.Yeah.
31:26Just watch you do dump shit at like 24 hours.That was the decision you had.Either go to Austin or phase one house.It's been a year so I can talk about like,I can shit on phase publicly.Oh, yes.Your contract expired?I was going to say, did it con, did the contract?
31:42For the, for the year, it was like, for a year I couldn't talk shit on things.I thought it was, like, oh, suck my dick.What's like, too, right now?A year?I couldn't have, like, any negative opinions on phase.To even, dude, like, I was in call and I was like,yo, I'm not going to sign this fucking NDA to do the phase one.And I was talking to, like, the head guy for like, the phase, like, partner relationship shit.
32:00I was like, I'm not signing that.Everyone else signing it like that because they're all like, like, like,hungry for any opportunity for phase.they don't know what they're doing.But I'm like, dude, I am not signing this and say that I can't have any opinions on phase for the next year.Because I didn't know what that does for me.You know what I mean?Yeah.
32:14So he was like, you have to if you want to even be eligible because we're about to have a meeting for like the top 50 or whatever.He was like, if you want to be eligible at all for this next stage to go to the warehouse, you have to sign this paper.And I was like, okay, fuck it, whatever.Because I argued with him like all day about it.And then I didn't go to the warehouse.So it didn't even matter anyways.But yeah, that was such a dumb clause.I think that that was, do you think that that low key had a reason as to why you didn't move forward because you were questioning?
32:42Yeah, because he, and, and along with just like the whole vision of, of where they were headed, I didn't like it all.Like, I realized, like, the further I went into the process of, of, like, wanting to be a part of it, the more I realized that I wanted to be in phase 10 years ago, not today, you know what I mean?Yeah.It's more like a, more like a childhood dream.Base is like a, like a rock star when you're a kid and then like a dumb, stupid.It just gets like too, like, stretched out to, like, little micro things.And that's like...They sold it. They literally sold it.
33:13Exactly.It's not a phase.And then they were crying about selling it.They're, like, crying about the ownership that they sold it to.It's like, you're so...They're stupid.They literally get listed on NASDAQ.Yeah.
33:23Their stock is worth, like, not even a dollar.It's nothing.It started out.Wait, are they still in $15?$15?They got removed.No, they got removed.I think it started at 20.
33:32And now it's, it went under a dollar and then they got removed.It's 17 cents, ladies and gentlemen.Yeah, because they fluff their numbers if I wasn't mistaken.They said that they were worth over a billion or something.There was like, yeah, there was skepticism about them.Oh, wait, pause.Pause the phone.Pause the phone.
33:46A day ago.There you go.They were removed, weren't they?Bays accepts Game Squares offer.Hold on, wait, face hold on.Wait, face holdings, anything acquired by media and technology.Banks was tweeting about them being owned, like, him being owned again.Yeah.
34:00And he said that he used.No one cares anymore.No one cares.Not because you look at them, you're like, you're the same motherfucker who agreed to sell.it. You know, you're the same person who you sold itto. It recently terminatedits chief. They terminatedthe CEO. Yes, they did.
34:14That's why, yeah. Lee Trinkand in May laid off 40%of all staff. Wow.But that's why I want to joinRichard Squad in not phase.Lishish's squad was sad, dude.They would shut down serverson Christmas when a brand new carter came out.
34:30They were the worst. Dude, J-Chi.They did on the G-Chi.Remember what she was like, oh, it's going to be under attackduring this time and this time.Be prepared.Yeah, that's when it was, like,knowing, and I was like,yeah, I was like getting so mad.
34:41Do you remember when Sony had a fuckinghuge, huge leakof credit card information in like 2014or 12? Yeah, my parents were actuallyaffected by that, yeah. No way.It was bad. We lost our house.We lost our house. We losteverything. My parents were actually, like, we lost
34:58the car. The Lizard Squad took my life.I actually got a ducked for a little bit of time. They had to find B.That's crazy.Does this squad make your family?Wait, how did that affect you?What happened?I don't know if you want to talk about it.It's like dumps.
35:11They just dumped a whole bunch of like stuff on different internet sources.I think I think everyone that had their credit card saved on Sony, it was leaked.Like almost everyone.Wow.It was really bad.It was horrible.It was bad.I didn't have a PlayStation.
35:24Yeah.Yeah.Wait, I had, I actually had two Xboxes.So I remember.I hate you.Yeah.I know you were divorced.My parents were divorced.
35:33So my very first Xbox was the Xbox Elite, which is like the R-Ixbox.It was originally Xbox 360,so it was like the white one that would get the Red Ring of Death.And then I got the elite one in my dad's house.Or the Slim or whatever.Dude, we have to make that choice soon becauseGT6 is only coming out for a console.We're getting an Xbox.
35:49It is?No, no.PlayStation or Xbox.Because PlayStation is up.Xbox is not looking too good.PlayStation is definitely up.But I don't know, man.What about the controller?
35:59Yeah, it is.Well, it's not console only.It's coming out of console first.It's like more, it's more bigger.It's coming out on console.console first and then it'll be that.That's what they did.GT5.
36:10I'm thinking about it.I'm not like reallydon't say that.Don't I know what you're about to say.Yeah, I would get a PS5.Oh my God, you'd have to get an Elgado.Unless you already have one.We all have to record it.
36:22We just get one.You should.You should get ahead of the curves.I'm just going to stream me.I'm just going to stream.Dude, it's so crazy.A whole new generation ofYouTubers are about to fucking pop up
36:31just because of this one day.I'm so excited.A whole new Cueble clap.So excited.I'm going to be real.I don't think that's going to happen.Yeah, I think so.Dude, among us, among us did the same thing.
36:43Five up.Remember that guy?It, like, blew certain people up.Yeah, but among us was brand new.It was a brand new concept, a brand new game.Like, as far as blowing up, it's just GTA reskinned.Like, there's already GTA YouTubers that are going to be established and competing with that is going to be hard.Like, as long as the existing.
37:02Mr. Boss.For the wind.I got uploads like every single day.Somehow a new secret from DT.I don't know how he's finding the one pixel that's different.He's like, look, like, everybody looks at six on it.Wait, do you guys, do you guys remember that that Easter egg leak where the guy would go to the doors in GTA5 and be like, look, this door says 2013, when did GTA 5 come out?My point exactly.
37:24Goes another door, 2021.Ladies and gentlemen, we have possible leak for GTA 6.There is things like the beach tower saying Vice City.He's like, oh my God, the beach house says Vice City.That means at the next time it's going to...Look at the towel.Look at the towel.They were actually right about that.
37:41It isn't vice city.They point out anything and they just think it's something.It's awesome.Yeah.That's cool.Dude, the Mount Chiliad mystery,that was like my biggest, like,conspiracy.
37:53That had me, like,working overtime on, like, figuring it out.Dude, I was trying to crack that shit so hard.Dude, how much more time did you put into, like,learning about games and trying to figure out conspiracy theoriesthan you would have, like, at school, for example.Because for me, I was just,I was like Halo Reach.
38:06I was like, I swear to God.I swear to God, they're going to start doing that.They're going to start like integrating.Like, you know how you open a book to page for?Who cares?Open that book to pay GTA 5.Get into McLaren.Go solve a math problem.
38:21Bitch.What are you talking about?Yeah, what is that?We're going to use video games.Anyway, yeah.No, we're not.I don't think anybody's going to do what?Education people.
38:32Solve equations.All right.You want to be about.Okay, you walk in and get two Pisswisers, but your buddy walks over and wants three.That's already like, dang.Lester, Michael, and Trevor walk into a bar.If you buy a shark card and you get 400,000 bonus shark bucks on top of the $8 billion that you're going to get.How many shark bucks do you have at the end after you sign?
38:52Not a $75 million, but you only have $100 million and you're also want to buy a cigarettes and a piss wiser.So when accounting for the taxes of the GTA shark lords that they take the 40% tax,Let's say you're at a legendary motorsportsdealer shape.If you said...Okay.Listen, I want to change the topic real because I think it's kind of funny.It's been in my head.
39:16It's the title of it.So we were talking about...I think it was cocaine ban.We were saying how it was like really bad or the hell.Yeah.And I think I found a TikTok of us like talking about it, like a clip.And everyone in the comments are like, oh, learn how to have fun, boys.And then someone under that replied.
39:31And they're like, you think that's bad, huh?What?should watch terror at Blood Fart Lake and I looked it up.And I look it up.People were calling him a crapped their piece.A crafter piece.I don't know what the fuck it's called.Dude,
39:48it's apparently like a really bad like slasher horror film that's like,I think it's old,but it's just like a normal like serial killer.It just made really bad.Fart Lake.Wow.2008 it came out.What the fuck is this?
40:03Yeah, I'm already saying.Why is there a banana?going in a girl's mouth bythis chunky dude. What is going on?He's got an afro.We got to start our area of really bad of movies.Yeah, no.It just sounds so fucking funny.
40:19I know, wait, speaking oflike cocaine bear and stuff, I know we alreadyprobably talked about this, but I think it's reallyfunny. We watched it. It's funny.Finished it. But there wasa certain, there was a character in the moviethat looked just like Ice Cube.And we're like, dude, that has to be Ice Cube. Not Ice Cube.
40:34We're like, oh my God, that has to be Ice Cube.Oh, dude, they're getting a knockofffor Cocaine Bear, what?And then it turns out to be Ice Cube's sonand none of us had a clue.I didn't know that Ice Cube was in,Are We There Yet? I don't know if that was him.What?
40:49Until like a few years ago, yeah.I did not know that.Like, what?Yeah.He's like so obviously Ice Cube in the movie,he pulls up in a big Cadillac with like spinning wheels.He's like, what to do, baby?And then he's got like a bobblehead to talks to him
41:04And he's like,oh,yeah,and the movie's over.Dude,I didn't know that that was himand so.You didn't think that was
41:10Ice Cube.You looked at him and said,yeah,that's not Ice Cube.But I liked himbecause his name was Nickin the show or in the movie.I was like,
41:16oh, hey,look,he's me.That movie used to, like,make me anxiousbecause that little kid was a,like a spaz.Like, he would freak out
41:23and have asthma attacks.He was just a freak all the time.He was annoying.He had to pee all the time.He had to pee all the time.He had asthma attacks and shit.He was a loser.Dude,
41:31We came up with this really funny game yesterday.It wasn't even a game.It's just kind of like describing your friendwithout describing your friend and naming them.So you just kind of like, yeah.Like, can I play?I didn't like this.Yeah, well, we're on the phone talking about you.
41:44You're a victim.You're being toxic?I was like, I'm going to wake up today.I'm going to wear only a maroon car heart shirt.I'm going to take a shower and let my hair air dry.And then I'm going to sit down and put my socks on like a big dumb baby.And then I'm ready yet?And then we're going to go to the store and get raising games.
41:59Oh, my God.All right, my turn.Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.Brace.Oh, you didn't even laugh at it.Bam, blur it.No, I, imagineI just like a bunch of bleats for like 30 days long.
42:14But, yo, no.I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonnago over.The funniest part is thatTanner was like, why the fuck do you knowthat he lets his hair air dry?I was like trying my hair all the time.You let it air today.
42:30Oh, but you like,like will come out of your room with your hair wetand then you're just like this real fastand then you like throw on a head and you're like, okay, ready?Okay.That's rare.That's pretty rare.That's why it was a rare, yummy fact.
42:42He comes out of his room with no socks on.He has two socks in his hand,his two pairs of shoes or his pair of shoes,and then he walks over, sits right there on his ass.If I could put some on and then he gets up.He sits on the couch.He sits right there on the carpet, right there.You got me?
42:59Do you sit on the carpet?Yeah.I don't know, dude.Ask him.He knows everything about me, I guess.Oh.All right, I want to hear this.I'm going to roll play.
43:08I'm just going to do one word.All right, ready?Yeah.All right, now get a little closer.Uh-oh.Larry!I don't know why.He does a really good Tanner impression.
43:28That's crazy.Dude, no, no, tan impression.Shut the hell up.Because you've done that with every person in the house.You know what's crazy?you guys hear me screaming your name and you don't reply.So, yeah, because I'm not entertaining that bullshit, dude.I'm not yelling back at your volume so you can hear me.
43:45Dude, I, why?It's annoying.If you need to talk to me, come to my room or something.Literally just go to the door.That's what we all.All of us do it except for you.Larry, Larry does he comes over, he knocks.He says, yo.
43:58Okay, I don't even.Isaac!Isaac!Well, for one, Isaac.Isaac.Larry's right above me.And this is a second.house, he's right above me. So I'll just go like, I'll scream his name. He's like, what?
44:10I'm my life. He's gone right now. And then he like, oh, I don't respond. And then he comes to hisdoor. You do that a lot. I'm not going to stop responding to you. I'm going to stop actually responding to you.Because he do it's so often. You yell at him. He yells back and you don't respond. Well, that's because I'm,I might as well just call at that point. But none of you answer your phone. I think the only personthat answers. You lazy sack of shit. The order of who answers the order of who answers their phonesthe best, it would be Larry. Larry evenanswers when he's sleeping. Larryyummy. Well, actually, if
44:41I'm including grunk as well, it would be Larrygrunk, yummy, Tanner,Isaac. You're crazy if I wouldever answer my phone while I'm sleeping.Like, why?I actually have not done that like a year.I'll be so honest with you. I think I haven't donethat in like a... It's because you don't
44:57remember when you do. What are you talking?No, you do answer your phone every single time.Even when you're saying, I don't know.It's felt like I haven't done that like forever.Do the inhale.You're like, yo.Yeah, exactly.Oh my God.
45:10Remember that phase of Larry where you'd call him up and he'd pretend like he was asleepor awake when he wasn't out of sleep.Sorry, the only time I remember doing that a lot was when I was back at home.Yeah.Like, that was, yeah.You still did that though in the other house.You don't do that in this house anymore.You're like, yeah.
45:27Like you chill out.But, you know, in the other house, you definitely would be like, yeah.What's up?And like, were you just sleeping?Yeah.I had like a crossover now where I don't do that now.It is what it is.Tanner, you go next.
45:43You try doing somebody.Yeah, do your impression.Dude, I didn't even get to finish my Nick one, dude.Oh, shit.He said you had one word.Yeah, but it was too easy.It was too easy.It was too easy.
45:56Okay, okay, okay.I'm going to scramble.I'll do someone random.Okay.All right, I just woke up at 6 a.m.Oh, dude, no one's up.This house is getting really fucking annoying.No one's waking up in a normal time.
46:04I'm getting pissed off.Oh, it's 6 p.m.And I've only had 200 calories.I wonder why I'm tired.What am I going to do now?Shit, I'm hungry.What am I going to eat?Ice cream, maybe?
46:14God.Maybe not ice cream.I think I'm just going to go to bed.Let's be like the next X-A-Wye video.Can we meet Isaac Wai?All right.Now, Nick, you go.All right, Nick, you have to do some random.
46:24I have to do somebody random.Who was that?Who was that?Who was that?Who was that?Who was that?Who was that?Who was that?
46:30Yeah, that was me.Okay.I'm going to wake up.All right, so I'm going to choose one day to wake up randomlyand I'm going to think that the world is made of rainbows and butterflies.Then I'm going to go outside.I'm going to want to hotbox the entire world forever with all my friends.And then I'm actually going to go to a rave and I'm going to get kicked and punch,
46:45but I'm going to love it.Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, because drunk,when you said that you wanted to hotbox the whole world, I wasn't thereand when I heard it, I laughed my ass off.It was the funniest thing you've ever said randomly.It seems like a T-shirt.It would be like a t-shirt.Like, I want to hog box the world with me.
47:06Hotbox in the world one joint at a time.Yeah.Was your friend that makes the whole one of time?Yeah, Mitchell.We should ask Mitchell to make it into his shirt.Mitchell would make that and make so much money.Who wants to hop-boxes the world with me?I'm not even kidding you.
47:17You could be a millionaire.That'd be so funny.It's late.You know, no way.Doug got to say, no photos, no photos.No photos.Yeah, that's my life.Yeah.
47:30Well, you play.So you play that game by you.just basically describe what you're going to do.Like, I remember, I was Larry and I was like, yeah, so today I'm going to wake up.I'm going to grow up my hair really long.I'm going to wear a black tank.Woo-hoo!I love lead.
47:44Woo-hoo!I love lead.Leet.Don't worry.I got it.Don't know.Don't know.That detail.
47:50I got it.I got it.That one.That detail, yeah.People can read lips, by the way.So you got to blow to the mouth, too.Can we somehow believe that really funny?It just sounds like you're like dogs.
48:00It sounds like you're like.Yeah.Oh, wait.I forgot about what I mentioned specifically.Oh, yeah.Okay.Anyway, yeah.I know, I realized I have a trait.
48:14What's your trade?Yeah.That's what he just did this morning.I'm like, this morning, bed.Like, my ass is out.Like, it's out of the blank.It's hot.My legs out.
48:27I let the door open.Yeah, thanks for that.You unlocked my door without my consent.Came in.I did.I bet.Wait.Wait.
48:34Wait.Can I show you guys something that I saw today, but Kim's going to have to blur it,but I just want to get your reactions on the podcast.Okay.Okay.Yeah.Yeah.You're going to have to blur my whole face.
48:42You have to.We have to make sure you guys is working on his life.We're good.All right.I took a picture of Tanner today while he was sleeping on the couch.No way, no way, no way, no way.Look.Oh.
48:55Oh.Oh, my God.Oh, my God.Oh, my God.That was working on the pipes.Bro.The ball is plumbers.You look like a plumber laying down, dude.
49:08You're embarrassing him.This guy was fixing my AC.Okay, no.Is your butt crack like I'm normally higher?Is it just like, you're pantsing down?Dude, he has a big ass.His crack goes like halfway up his bag.It's just like a line.
49:27Tanner climbed on me in his room when we were streamingin his butt crack showed and he like ran to his bedand would not get up for like five minutes.I was like,It's fine.It's fine.Dude, if you can't appreciate a little bug crack, I don't think we have to, wethere's no.
49:42Buck crack is awesome.You know what I noticed, though?Huh?Is that like every 10 pounds you gain, it's like your butt crack is just so ready to pop out.It just makes it so much harder.It just wants to go.Listen to this wise, listen to these wise words.You ready, Tanner?
49:56Yeah.Buck crack makes the world clap.Hey.Okay.You want you to show the book crack with me.All right.Come on, stand up.Good.
50:05So shout out to Isaac for back in like 2019.There was a picture of me like over the edge of my bed with my phone up like this.And my ass cheeks are out and I was making the ugliest face imaginable.Isaac posted it in the Discord server and now it's like everywhere on the internet.Yeah.Okay, listen.I wasn't really thinking back then.Your mind's clown.
50:30Yeah.That's where you think.That's the apology you give.You don't say sorry.you just say, I don't know, man,I was just stupid back then.I had a severe lapse in.No, because what I think,
50:40I either, I can't remember if I asked you,I probably didn't.I just posted and they deleted it really fast,but then people caught on.Well, that's when people also probably have betterDiscord and they could save it even if you deletedit and shit, so.No way, that's a thing.
50:52Yeah.Yeah.Yeah.Ripcord.That's evil.Yeah.Yeah.I was going through my screenshots.
50:58I have a lot of butt picks.It's kind of a cool name, Ripcord.You have a lot of butt pics.What?Fix of you.in your butt for no reason.Yeah, you used to be annoying with that, Nick.You used to show everyone.
51:08I had a little vape at the camera and I ran away.Yeah, with your body.With your entire ass out.Dude, can you bring back to TikToks?Everyone wants them, bro.Bring back to TikTok.I'm going to shape my head first.He is already doing that.
51:21He's making like tap cuts.Tanner, do you want?You're like, uh-huh.You're like, I can't believe they let us get away with this.Then you show like it.Well, yeah, but there's that.And then if you go to the next one, it's like him as like a,Oh, with the mustache?
51:34works the form.Yeah, that too.Yeah, that one too.Yeah.Saw that one.Wait, no.The one where I was really starting to feel myself again was when I was sitting therewith the filter, the anime filter, and it was like, what anime character are you?
51:47And it would cycle through all these characters and it got to L from death note.And it compared me to L and said that like, smartest in the room, like super witty or something,and then doesn't shower.And I was like, like that.Like it was awesome.Oh.Mm-hmm.Remember that group chat filter?
52:04When people, like, all those moms, like, loved.That's cute.Yeah.Oh, wait.Which group?Remember are you?We forgot about Cizorp Sunday this past Sunday.I saw people doing it.
52:15We have to do it this Sunday.We keep fucking forgetting.This Sunday.We have to post Cisorpe Sunday.No, no, no, no, no.Don't even bother.Ladies and gentlemen at home, don't bother because what ends up happening is we tell you or ask you to do stuff.You probably do it and we don't see it because we're just terrible at our job.
52:31I'm sorry.Yummy, yummy, yummy.we need someone to help us.You want me, turn your head this way?The other way, other way, other way.Right there.Wait, no, back a little bit, left, down a little bit,keep your head down a little bit.
52:41You have the same haircut when I said that you look like a Karen from Isaac's video.It's starting to look like that again.Oh, yeah, you got to get the back up.Oh, yeah.I can move it up.Wow.Wow.What the hell?
52:56We're back.It's always around this time, too.It's always around the season.I'm actually curious.You got to cut it.And it has something cuts.Can I cut it again?No, I can't do that again.
53:08Yomi, do you have straight hair?I can't actually tell.Can I give you dreadlocks?It looks straight.Cornrose.Oh, yeah, straight.This is like more wavyish.People like grunk can die.
53:19Grunk has like insanely, not curly, but wavy hair.It's so wavy.Like, it starts to curl sometimes.It's kind of crazy.Mine is ridiculous, dude.I'm feeling right now.Oh, mine's like straight as a,like, yeah.
53:33Isaac has macaroni hair.When it grows out enough, though, it doesn't get macaroni-like.It gets, you have waves.Isaac wears for some reason he wears like a lunch lady hairnet every day to hold it all.And it looks like he's got waves.The way it compresses on his hair.Yeah, it compresses my hair and it does, it does look like I have waves.Low-key it does.
53:58Huh?It just keeps all the hairs.Yeah, what happens is I have like this huge sensory thing.where it's not long enoughto go past?Probably, yeah.You ever seen without socks on?There's a reason.
54:11I hit the crumbs on feet.That's just like a preference thing.No, I can't.I can't.I can't.If you don't wear socks, you're autistic.Everybody knows that.Yeah, true.
54:19Gave it the program.I was.I sleep without my socks on bed.He actually has a growth on that shit.Oh, I'm fine.I'm looking at my fear or another.Okay.Isaac, you have...
54:32But the reason I wear the fucking, like, the Nets is because it keeps it, like, not.The Nets.It's not long enough to put it into, like, a ponytail yet.It is. You put it up.I think, Jim.Yeah, but that's like, there are still strands that come out.Yeah.And that drives me.
54:49My hair is also long enough to go into some sort of samurai-looking bun.And I just don't.No, I think I could put it up on the top of your head.But on the back is another story.I'm able to do it.I'm able to put it right.I look like a girl when I put my hair up, like, Jimmy on me.Oh, my gosh.
55:02You look like a pretty girl.You look actually really good with your hair up.What?You're a beautiful girl.It's not long enough because the pony tail is kind of...Dude, put your hair up.That's fucking the move.You can get beautiful, pretty girl.
55:14Yeah, what?I just want to kiss you.Pull your hair back and put it up until like a thing real fast.Yeah, all of your hair.Like, all of it.Except bangs.Except bangs.Except bangs.
55:24Except bangs.Oh, I just want to kiss you.Dude, don't want to kiss you.Oh, yeah.Okay, some of it.Yeah, there you go.Oh, yeah, some.Turn your head side.
55:30Yeah.Dude, it's no, no, no,grunk, grunk, grunk.Only the back.That's the fuck.That is the move, dude.Ooh.I don't care what I want to do that.
55:39Turn his eyes.Oh my God.That is,that is genuinely,that is the next thing.That is true.My country is now.My contacts are like,
55:5013 forever to get here.Who wants to shave their head with me?Being honest.Fuck no.I do understand how long is taking me to get to this position.Yeah.Bro.I think it would be.
56:00funny.Funny.I think it'd be funny.Just be kind of much of skinheads,bro.Oh my God.The next podcast, bro,you know what you look like?
56:11What?A bunch of white shaved head.Oh,we don't look like that.Never mind.Never mind.Yeah, don't do that.I don't know about that.
56:20Wait, what's the joke?Stop.That's not a joke.That's like,it's just people thatshave their heads and if they're white,like really, really low,that's like a sign of like,
56:30It's not even like low.It's like all the way.It's just like at that point you just...Someone's in the chat, please.You like a guy from 1945 a lot and you like windmills.Bingo!This guy got it!Oh, wow.
56:42Yeah.There's a movie.What was that movie called?I didn't watch a movie apparently.No.Bingo!No.No.
56:50No.No.That was a thing that hit 777, buddy.Dude.There was a movie.There was a movie where I learned what curb stomping was.Oh, that's the worst way.Why is that always like the association?
57:04Yeah, it was about a guy that used to be,I get, he used to, like, believe in, like, a lot of that, like,bullshit.I don't want to say, because it's just, like,there is, it's, what Yom was talking about.Are you just dumb or something?And, like, he ends up reforming, but, like,he, like, killed somebody, like, curbstomping on the movie,
57:24and I was like, what the fuck, so I stopped watching it.I think I know what you're talking about.I think they showed it in, like, school or something like that.I think I know the,exact movie is. Did he tell him to like bite the curb and stuff?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.Was the movie black and white?None of his house with a gun.
57:37Shot the guy and yeah, because they were like trying to break in or something dumb.So, what's you making there?Can I do a, can I do a callback?Can I do a callback?They're both non-calf.At a boy.Okay.Tara Blood Fart Lake, right? We're doing a callback.
57:53Callback.Um, I love Lee.That we have.And,uh-huh.I love Lee.There's one review.And it's five stars.
58:02And the review is like praising this movie.Bloody farts of happiness prior to purchase.I wish that someone informed me of the true death of this movie.From the unique and interesting characters to the fresh and captivating plot.This movie hits all marks.Viewers are hooked from the first scene when introduced to a happy go lucky guyto the end where the sister must make the ultimate sacrifice.Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait.
58:26You can watch it on Tooby.Dude, oh my God.Leonardo DiCaprio was in it.Oh, imagine, dude.With the performance that rivals DeCaprioplaying? No, you're kidding.Rivals.They're trolling. They're trolling.
58:40They're trolling.That's absurd.No, they're not.We have to watch it now.I mean, it's on too, me.If you guys want to watch it every five minutes.We have to watch Click first.Oh, true.
58:52Yeah, me and Isaac have me watch Click.Come on, it's funny.It's okay.It's funny.I don't know.Dude, I feel like early 2000s,mid-2000s humor did not age wellat all. Like, not even good at all.
59:04With the guinea pig with huge eyes,Bugsdy. I mean, like, that's more of like a wholesomemovie than anything. It's not like...Click the movie's age always really well because they're just likenice to watch. The best part of Click is whenI'm going to spoil it for you now, Larry. I'm sorry.But I don't really care. Wait, what aboutIsaac?
59:20Dude, do you think I give a shit aboutAdam's stangler's point? I was upstairs. I was upstairs.And Larry was like,and then he like farts.He like paused me. I like pretend he had a remote.paused me.And then he walks up and he farts.Okay, bro, fine.
59:34Time out.Time out.I went like,if I'm going to explain the whole story,Larry was talking to me and I went like this.Like that and I like reversed him.Dr.Strange.
59:43Yes.And then he paused me at another point in time.And then he like was walking away and he farted.And then I was like,yo,did you ever see Click?The movie Click where Adam Sandler farts in this guy's face.Click is so good.
59:56He farts in a guy's salad.And then he,dude,I think I'm just a big.my god trying to explain something he's like okay you're gonna moveyou're gonna just keep you guys I actually tuned out Isaac like completely I didn't even hear him yeah I actually didn't hear him I was gonna say that Adam Sandler farts in this guy's salad while he's eating his like mouth's mid open and then he like press his play on the guy and he like takes a bite he's like who's shit in my salad who someone's shit in my salad and then he paused it again re reversed it and then fart in his face again it was really longI'm laughingreally hard.
01:00:32We gotta go watchClick on.Wait,wait,this is it.No,this is actually it.No,
01:00:36no,no, wait,Nick,I'm sold.Fart in a salad.Who's shit in it?Come on.Adam Sandler,
01:00:42ladies in Grammy winning performance.No,Adam Sandler is the goat.He is good.No,I don't think so.Adam Sandler's the goat.Have you ever seen
01:00:49uncut gems?Dude.The only reason I like,that's his best movie.Yeah,I think that is actually his best movie.The only reason I like Adam Sandleris because he wears
01:00:56big clothes and plays basketball.Yeah,in real life.He just plays himself in real life.He just plays himself in real life.And like he actually is pretty good of basketball.He's really good.He's awesome.
01:01:05Can I take the wholesome spotlight for just one second real quick?Before you do that,before you do that,I have to,Nick,I'm sorry, dude.I want to watch it,man,
01:01:12I do.I want to watch it.Don't isolate.I've seen the top of your head in so long.Don't isolate, please.I've seen the top of your head in so long.Do I know what I just did?You ran,
01:01:18he did a laugh around your room.No,you want to know what I fucking did?I got up out of embarrassmentand I walked to my wall and I stared at my wallbecause I couldn't walk the other waybecause that's where I leave.There's a wall right here.
01:01:30I just stood at the wall.That's what you made.He just stared at it.No, I was sold.It was just funny the way you said it.It was like his best performance.I'm just playing with this fucking camera.Oh, no.
01:01:40That's nice.All right.Sorry.It is now.We have to talk about your collection.Okay, just real quick.So last year, I was doing these like string of Instagram liveslike back to back every night.
01:01:52It was like, it was just like, I was doing it because they were funny.It was like whatever.And at some point, I guess I had out of these two people and they basically from that one live stream became friends.And now, like recently, recently, this is like a year later, met up and are like friends in real life now.And they're just, yeah, all from that fucking Instagram live.That's so crazy.And I just want to say that.That's really cool.
01:02:17I did see this.That's awesome.Cool, cool little thing.We make it.Are we making friends out here?I saw a dumb to me.Oh.What is yours?
01:02:27I was going to say I saw a dumb tweet where people,someone said that online friends aren't realand they're going to like snake you and something like that.That's a bait.Yeah, what happened?Yeah, we got a peanut party marty to you, dude.Yeah, now they got a baby.You get intercourse and made a baby.
01:02:40You know, they're in Japan.From internet to baby.I'm going to mute.Wait, can I mute?Wait.I got a far really.No, I'll hold my fart.We're fine.
01:02:49Wait, what?What about outdoor boys, bro?Outdoor boys has been our thing lately.That guy, outdoor boys, and like we just found out that he, by the way.No one with the sun?Yeah, so the guy that's on TikTok, the guy with the glasses, he goes home.He goes to Alaska and stuff like that.Dude, I just read about him.
01:03:05Turns out that he was an attorney or like a lawyer.It was a lawyer or something like that.And he also, he was not in the military.He wasn't in, remember when we thought that he was?I thought he was in the military straight up.No, he was a missionary in Japan for a few years.Wow.Yeah.
01:03:21Makes more sense because he does,he was raised there, right?He was raised in Japan.He was talking about going to church and stuff a lot.Oh.Does he speak Japanese?He went to Japan back in like 1990 something,like for two years.
01:03:35I think he was there from like 97 to 99 or something like that.A mission trip to Japan is like an interesting choice.Yeah, out of everywhere.Japan?They seem like they're pretty well of.What was that?Lock your doors.Lock your doors.
01:03:49Do you.Oh, dude.The hazard alarm on the room inspect.How insane would it be if that exact car justcrashed right into his room?Yeah.That would be insane.That would be insane.
01:04:01I do want to ask you guys, because Larryhad mentioned it, and it's on my mind now.What is your most, if youcould think of one, your most virallike social media moment, like a tweetor like a picture or an Instagrampost or something? Not like a YouTubevideo, because I don't count that.
01:04:18I've dropped out of this because I know exactly what it is.And you stole it from me.No, that's no.Yeah, it's on Twitter.This video will end if I take damage in Minecraft.No, it's not it.It got surpassed tenfold by no.Travis Squad.
01:04:34Oh, my God.What did I say?Stream versus.No, let's go around.Travis Scott.No.No.Is it the Minecraft that like summer night?
01:04:44No, that was a good video, but no.It was, Larry, you voiced it, dude.He stole this from me, everybody.That's not the one I'm talking about, dude.He stole this tweet from...You were mad at me for like a year and a half.I'm still mad at you.We were on SMP Earth when that happened, by the way.
01:05:01I was like, dude, I want to put like music over it.And then you're like, oh, yeah, and then you do it.Tanner.I remember, dude...Never mind.Wait, what?We were on S&P Earth when he sent that tweet.I remember that.
01:05:16I was like, wait, why did you do that?No, I was like trying to make him to stop.Okay, I remember, this is what happened.I remember we walked fast that guy and I like knew who he was in Vegas with like the buckof the cup or whatever.And I was like, dude, we got to get a video.We got to get a video.Who has a dollar?
01:05:28Tanner has me the dollar.And then I'm like, Nick, can you record it, please?And then he was like, yeah, I'll use my phone.I was like, and then after it's done recorded, I just like, so like, how do you want tosplit this stuff?Like, do you want to post it on like Instagram and I'll push it on TikTok?And I was like, well, okay, no.What do you mean?
01:05:45What are you skipping the part where I put five times more.dollars in his cup and then he was leaning on me.You were following on me.We were following the flow.We were following the flow.We were like bros for the moment.I was split this up.Do you want me to like put it on TikTok?
01:05:57And they're like, you put it on Twitter.And I did it.I was like, what?And I just posted it on both.And then you're like, so you just took it all?You just posted out all of it.You was hanging all over me.You and I were dancing and it was like dope.
01:06:09You are not a saint, by the way.You hounded me because I wouldn't send you a fucking two minute or45, 56.You want to know why?Not him getting flustered.Girl, I'm done.Okay.No, okay, that's it.
01:06:23No, no.No, you thought.This has been the podcast.Everybody's stupid for bringing this up because I was going to leave out this information,but now that since you brought it up, you're the idiot.You're the fucking idiot.You're the whole.Not me.
01:06:33No.Perciage of your phone was 27%.You're like, I can't sit this video.I can't sit this video.My phone's going to die.27% your phone's going to die.We're walking back to the hotel.We are 15 minutes away from the room
01:06:49You're like, dude, I cannot see this video right nowbecause my phone's gonna dieI'm like, huh?You want? Just send it so I can post it.Hey, if you put it, no.You're offering to fill me with your phonebecause you're at your phone out.Listen.
01:07:02If you're gonna fucking offer to fill with your phone,send me the video.Otherwise, I will hate you my phoneand you will film itand you will send it to meafter video.I don't know.I wasn't.
01:07:15Okay, okay.This is what it was.we were not walking back to the room right away.What we were doing was after that had happened,we walked back into the, I believe.It was a casino.It was one of the casinos.It must, yeah.
01:07:29And we walked to the right.And I was,and you were like, dude,just send me your phone's at 27%.I'm like,yeah,and I also have one bar of LTE.And it's going to take a long time.
01:07:39It was like a minute long video.And it was shot in 4K.How could I have sent that?I didn't tell you to record it in 4K.That's just.the default setting my phone to add.It is default. That's true.Didn't change it to TN ADP.
01:07:51You're just having because you couldn't wait 30fucking minute. And it wasn't even 30 minutes. It was like an hour.You know, why it was an hour? Because we went totables and gambled. No, we didnot. Yes, we did. Yeah, yeah, did.Well, I don't remember that. Larry even agrees.Yeah. Because me and Tannen wentback. We went to the garage.
01:08:07Fuck you, dude. You're trying to pretend like youknow what I think I was ready to go home. But I was justso mad that you went to me the video. I stayed out and you made methis one. You were like so. If you wanted me totoo, give me your phone.I was, I had a...How about next time you're not like,sure, I'll offer to record it.
01:08:20Oh, by the way, you won't get it for a little bit.At least I didn't fucking say, yeah, I'll post it here.I did none of that. All I said waswait until we get back to the hotel so I can getgood Wi-Fi and say it. I don't care, dude.I didn't do anything wrong.True. And this podcast wasbrought to you while.
01:08:33Yummy truth thing.Welcome to the poo.Welcome back to the poo.Fucking lean, dude.Look back to the best friend.Get to the best friend. Get that.Get that.Go home.
01:08:41Wait a second.Hold on.Time house.Larry, you never did your impression of one of us.Oh, neither did grunk or Isaac.Or Tanner.It was just us too.Just Willie and you started with me.
01:08:59The last one, it ended on you doing grunk, I think.I was a, oh yeah.You want to wrap up with that.Yeah, why don't know.Let's start with Tanner.Let's see what Tanner does.Why me first?It's so easy.
01:09:10Just think of us and just be like, okay, I'm going to wake up one day.And then just start to.describing them without doctorating them.I'm going to wake up. I'm going to wake up.I'm going to put my hairnet on. I'm going to shower for like 10 minutes.We're going to come downstairs.I'm going to drink and energy drink.I'm going to vape 18 times.
01:09:26Okay, here we go.All right.So I think I'm going to stream tonight.I'm going to get eight glasses of soju and vodka Red Bull.And I'm going to go upstairs.I'm going to dance around my room, yell, fall asleep in the same place and then die.Yeah, I think what I'm going to do.I'm going to do.
01:09:40Sir, I'm sorry.I fix myself.What I'm going to do because he can't attack my boy like that.that, Isaac. What I'm going to do is I'm going to wake up. I'm going to wake up in my underwear,walk to the bathroom, pee, not flush the toilet. I'm going to go back to my room.I'm going to go back to sleep and then I'm going to make Nick bang on the fucking wall 12fucking times. I'm going to wake up. I'm going to drink a fucking drink, vape 200 times,drink as much energy drinks as possible, going to go to the gym, going to come back home. I'm going to
01:10:03stay out. I'm going to scream on your tweet limit. I'm going to fucking make, be like,fucking heal me. Sorry, Nick. And then you're going to go and fucking do anything you can.That was literally just two days ago. And then I'm going to go downstairs. I'm going to eat mysmorgish pork a fucking made up fucking food.Your Panda Express or Taco Bell.All right, my name is Nick, and I thinkI might get 30-7 now.Today we're going to go to the gym.
01:10:22We're going to spend 20 minutes in the car before the gym.You're going to the gym.I'm never going to worry out.You cheated.Okay, all right, I want to include that part.Never mind.I'm sorry, I'm sorry.Go ahead.
01:10:31Try again.car, an hour. I'm on the phone with my mom or something.I'm going to come home to the driveway.Another hour in that car. Come inside.Man, I'm really tired. Think I'm going to eat a piece of breadand go to bed. And then wake upa dude to go.Dude, what's so funny is you also talk to your
01:10:57mom for hours on it. There's nothing wrong with talking your mom fora long time. I love my mama.Dude, shout out mom. Has it gone yet?Oh my God.Let's be Mexican.Come on the road. Let's go to the gas fish. Come on.Let's watch a movie now. Let's go. Let's go.Let's go. Let's go.
01:11:11All right. That's go.That's three different people. Hold on.That's not all of us.It's all of us.It's always.Be more specific.I was going to get to the review parts.And I was going to continue.
01:11:21I think he's talking about me.Yeah.Oh, okay.Yeah.If there's anyone who requests more gas station runs is yummy.But I appreciate that.Because sometimes I don't feel it.But when I do, it's a good night, baby.
01:11:32It's a good night.Until he has to go and review 2400 fucking million videos.And then after that, that's a good time, baby.Broncos, get it.Dude.Hey, I'm gonna like sleep through eight alarmsOkayOkay, I know for that?
01:11:53All right, all right, okay.Yeah.That's all I got, guys.Do I really back that much that you think I can get the gym hit back?I think I've asked you, I think I've asked you six times this, like this week.And I was like, what are you hitting today?You're like, I'll probably do back or something.And then, like, like, in two days, yeah, I got to do like back in arms.
01:12:13Every single time I ask you, you always say shoulder and chest.And hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, every time I talk to theator, it's always legs.Wow.Because I was like, deflated, deflated little legs.I did a little legs today.Whoa, that looks so weird.My 6's always doing shoulders.Hayter's always doing legs.
01:12:30Nick is always doing bag.I love doing legs, too.It's either chest or legs for me.I hate arms.I hate, I'm starting to hate back.I don't like doing calves.I'll just do legs.What does you hate back?
01:12:40Because.Dude, arms are so boring.What do you don't?That's true.You gotta do these.Arms are fun.When you're like,so good.
01:12:49Arms are fun.No,the pump feels good,but when I can't get a pump,I'm like,fuck this,I'm out of here.I can't do it.
01:12:54Sometimes I can't get a pump.Like,I put it heavy.I'm like,I pause it too.At this part.You're doing it.You're doing back,
01:13:01you're working out your biceps.When you're doing chest,you're working out your triceps.That's your arms,dude,you don't have to do arms.When you're working at your forearms.Especially when you're doing a,
01:13:09fuck up.Okay.I need to poop. I need to poop bad.Well, let's bring us up.I'm sure you work a little bit of your guys.Wait, wait, wait for like Christmas or stuff.Can we do like a two-hour podcast for like a special towards the end of the year or something?Yeah.
01:13:23Maybe our 100th episode or something, I don't know.Can we, wait, can we do a Christmas episode?Actually in like eight months.This is episode.Oh, no.We do a Christmas episode where we all have like PJs and eggn or 80.Oh, eggnod.We're actually coming on our two years really soon being with gamers subs.
01:13:40Episode 79.Dude, I've been with Gere's up since 2019, so not true.You like invented it.You didn't.I was there.Thank you, everyone for coming to episode.We'll figure that out of the Grewchat podcast.Thank you for sticking around, and I hope that terrible evil nature we just went through didn't scare you guys too bad.
01:13:58Make sure you use the co-group for 10% off.Buy your lean, dude.Go outside.And when you buy it, use it.And also go outside.And use co-group when you buy, of course.We will see you guys next week.Thank you for tuning in.
01:14:09Bye-bye.Thanks guys.Let's brofisted out.Goodbye.Bye.Bye.Bye.
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