The Group Chat - #8 - Our Childhood Fears!

Episode Date: April 22, 2022

The Group Talks about the crazy experiences they have had on Late night food runs, at the Gun Range, and their biggest childhood fears!Come Watch the YouTube for Cameras on and to be able to see all the funny moments!VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on YoutubeSee You There!

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So we're a little late on this because. Nick decided to go to the gym he had to rush back hit a child left the child he didn't even like check if it was okay he just kept looking forward

he was in call while doing this and he got home yeah yeah he actually has to go to bed and T minus 10 minutes yeah we're gonna miss drunk for the second half of the podcast

no guys I have a secret I have a secret both my parents went to bed already I can do it okay so you're kind of being a bad guy Mr. Mrs. promise, um, your son's, um, Mrs. Promise. Um, Mrs. Promise, grunk.

That stinks. Grunk, sit the fuck. Drunk, sit down. Stop. Dad had always wanted to sit in a girl. That's all it was. Dude, remember that time when Grunk's dad was like screaming in his sleeve? Oh my God.

Oh, yeah. Grunk put a, he said they were in trouble. We were, you know, just sitting in call and you just hear like a picture this all right you

you're playing video games and you hear in the background it was more like it was more like it's like the TikTok name it's worse it's literally worse

it was um like I was really scared because I didn't think much of it because I was like oh yeah my dad normally like has night tears sometimes and my dad normally screams like that

you guys in the call were like What if he's having like a heart attack or something? You gotta go save him. And then I was like, and then I went to the hallway and I was like, Dad? And he's like, yeah. He was turning into a skin walker. It's a completely normal thing for him.

It was scary though. My heart was racing. I thought he was going to like run out in a maniac attack and like kill me with a knife. He starts soaking you. How does your mom sleep next to that? I don't know. I don't think he does it that often. But like I actually don't know how she stayed asleep.

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I can't wait to you fucking make videos about fucking... I don't know. I don't have a joke for that one. I don't look at his car. I can't know. I can't wait to do your job and you make fucking YouTube videos and then you stream once in a while. You need to buy a house, dude.

You need to buy a house, buy your own fucking car. Stop relying on your parents, okay? And then come back to us. I saw you, like, sleeping with your dad one night. It was really weird. He was in his unwise. You were rubbing his belly. Wait, that's a really good point.

That's a really good point. Yummy, when you were traveling across the country with your dad, did you sleep with him in the same bed? No. Yeah, he did. I wish. It took you way too long to respond. Yeah, you remember.

You thought about it. You had a flashback. Yeah. Well, this is what happened. They did have a, there was only one room open when we first went to the hotel, and it was only a single king bed. Did you see? What is so funny?

Did you sleep in the same bed? I showed up to the counter and he was like, oh, we actually have a double queen available if you would like that instead. And I was like, yes, please. Can you use that voice again that just came out so non-stall? Okay, we actually have a blue bed available. I was impersonating a guy who works at a hotel. I'm trying to figure out why Tanner's laughing so hard.

Okay. It's on the subject of dads when you were like asking you have me if you slept with his dad for it. One night when I was sick, I was sleeping with my dad because my mom was in like another state. How old are you? I was like, I was like 10. I was like a 10-year-old kid. I was just sleeping because I like, you know, because like sleeping in your parents' bed

pre-COVID but like sleeping in your parents' bed it was like a luxury as a kid because it was so comfortable was always way comfier than your bed and so it was super comfy and the South Park was on the TV and I was like trying to go South Park was on the TV

and I was like trying to sleep but I couldn't because he was a snoring he was like he had like one of those dad snores and then all I heard was like silent for a little bit and then it came back, it was like, and then I pretended to be asleep

and he woke up from it and he was like, Tanner, and he started shaking me to he. Did you hear that? Did you hear that? I was like, no. He was like, I think you were snoring. He was like, oh, and he said he went back to sleep.

He woke himself up. He woke himself up with his snore and then he started to get an alarm. What? Did you hear that? Tanner? He stayed awake and he was like watching South Park and he started laughing. Oh my god. If I have a kid there and not sleeping in my bed, I don't want them fist in all over me and my wife.

Yeah, seriously. You're going to be the worst dad. My son's going to learn to respect me. It's not a respect. What did I come from? It is a respect thing. He's not going to be no bitch. scared of the dark. Like, go call me daddy.

And he's shut the hell up. He shut the hell up and go to bed. Yomi Jr., shut the fuck up and go to bed right now, young man. He's got like rainbow 60s, like, all over his room. I'm gonna make him get a tattoo. He has a bunch of like strawberry plushies everywhere.

Strawberry blanket. His nickname's like Cobb. You have a nickname for him? Okay, come on. That's like, this is a reoccurring joke. I think we like say Cobb once every episode. I love Cobb.

Shout out, shout out Cobb. Coddow. Codd, Codd. That's true. Hey, you might. You think so? Maybe it'll be They might send it to him. Somebody will probably send it to him, yeah.

Cobb, if you are listening to this, you know who you are. Send me a picture of your big ginger nuts. I am looking forward. Okay. Cobb's like phone. I want to. No, he's not.

He's 22. He's 22. I'm talking about it. Cam bleep that out right now Wait Cam, keep that in I want to hear more about teens That's not weird That's something not like that

You want to know what about I was trying to expose Eyes Your mind You're trying to expose me You're like I'm kind of interested That's so wrong

Larry Larry Is that a golf shirt What are you wearing? It's a playboy Like Oh you're a playboy bunny Like Cardi?

Cornball. What do you are you wearing that? Cornball, what the fuck? What the hell? There you. Thank you. And it's a fucking shitty one too. It's like...

It's like... It's been a fucking shamed horror on your chest. That would have cost you $700 and make me pay for it. Let me study something right now. Let me tell you out something right now. I... I sit here quiet as hell. You're sitting.

Because I'm sitting with Tokyo. Cool. I think you with one piece tattoos There's two one piece tattoos These guys will never Say anything about this topic If you guys haven't seen Tanner's tattoos

Basically it's like this one piece It's like the fist It's connected No no no Stop stop Stop No All right

It's gonna It's It's spreading his ass And his belly It's on his belly button So it sounds bad But it is The asshole

Okay It is It is one piece tattoos And I will say that I haven't gotten to this arc yet of the one-piece tattoos. I can tell you right now, Tanner, they don't go there, and that's the funniest part about the tattoos. Like, I know exactly how this conversation went down in the car

on your way to the tattoo parlor. Like, Tanner was like, I don't know what to get. And then Isaac pulled out his phone. He's like, dude, look at this. This shit is sick is from one-piece. He's like, and Tanner's like, wait, yeah, you're right. That is sick. I looked it up first.

I just looked up one-piece tattoos, and I saw this guy named Tri-Figgle, Trifigel Law. What is he was. Try figgle horn. Try figle horn. Because I was working out a job that didn't allow a hand tattoo so I couldn't actually put it on my hand.

So I think to settle with putting it on my wrist. But now I don't work there anymore. So that's what happened. Flurp try figgle horn is his full name. Flurped try figgle horn law from one piece. He's from the Wayno arc. Ew. Okay, sorry. Nobody knows what One Piece is that are listening to us right now.

I'm going to get a little squirtle right here on my chest. Yeah, I'm going to get like a satanic star on my forehead. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Dude, you're drunk. You can rock that. You should go completely bald and have a bunch of like satanic things around your like baldhead. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, like, go horns to add it on, like all the way down the back. I'm going to get Larry Croft tattooed on my neck and it's going to go over my mouth. I want to get one of those that's, I'm going to tattoo a yellow man. Wait, yummy. Yeah. Do you have any tattoos?

No. Chewy, do you? No, but I want some. I just don't know what the fuck to get. Yeah. I'm not going to get one large pieces like grass. Dude, actually is. Yeah.

I would get that. That'd be more. Get every single, every single breed of grass down your leg. Let's like no. Runk should get one. Oh, I get it now. Yeah.

I should get one. You should get hall. Minions on your wrist. Pff. Yeah. God, that sucked more. That sucked more than a Nacho Libre was. That was going to say like,

that was being worse. Oh, Lord. Oh, dude. Oh. Yeah. That one stinks. If you're a content creator and you put your own joke

on your body for life, please. I was thinking about doing a vanity plate with soft willy on my car. But then I thought, I was going to just do yummy, why you am I? just for fun.

Just for fun. I'd follow you home if I saw your car and said soft willie on it. Yeah, I would break your windows out. I'd key your car, but I saw you at me place. S-T-W-L-Y. Nick, please, please. Yeah, don't ever do that.

Dog, I love you to death, but do not do that. Don't do it. What if I did Isaac Y? He's going to do it anyway. That's even worse. They would work. I actually think Isaac Y is, like, is better than soft willy on your license plate.

What if I did grunk? Grunk can be fine, I think. Drunk is hard as hell, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Shut that hell. What? What are you talking about, weirdo?

Huh? Who? Okay. Okay. A questionable sentence. You're so dumb. You're so dumb. Huh?

Well, now's going to be weird if we repeat it. I don't say nothing. All right, Cam, you can edit all that out. So this is the cut. This is the cut after the edits. So if we had a content house in Afghanistan, I'd do the lookout. No, that's not the cut The house would blow up

We'd be huge That was a good one That was awesome That was a home run yummy Thank you It was a grand slam even I'm gonna drink out of my extra small water bottle Really quick

I shall join you actually Sorry to the people at home I just drank out of a huge giant water jug That was the last joke that I'm going to be over your eyes. My apologies. So I'm looking at our little topics here, and I see that there was a little topic about horrible restaurant and fast food experiences.

I just want to say, whoever put this list together went on like BuzzFeed.com. It took like five articles that had to be their personalities. It was me. I was playing Sonic Adventure 2 while coming up with ideas. So can you like fuck off? I was shaking a baby while he was doing it. He was like, Larry, don't mind you.

I'm shaking his baby. And he's like just shaking this thing for like 30 minutes In Sonic V-Fer 2, you have these little babies called Chows You can like pet him and you can like pick him up and start shaking him And when you're Dr. Eggman you pick him up and you just start fucking shaking it really fast and hard It's super funny Dr. Eggman makes the funniest noises in that game Dr. Eggman is the funniest character

Yeah, I do When you're Dr. Eggman You just pick him up and start fucking shaking shaking I thought he was about that was a period right after that word anyways

Grunk was your terrible restaurant what was your terrible restaurant what experience why did you look like that you're so confused I wrote that

I didn't even finish my sentence and you were like what someone's going for me I can't think of one I was the one that wrote that because I was just only thinking about myself in that situation

I also have one I'll jump in after you, Tanner. I have a few. All right. I went to fucking Applebee's one night with my friends. Oh, you know it's going to be good. You know it's going to be bad when you fucking went to Applebee's. We went there.

We got a little apps. I got a little drink called the Blue Lagoon. It's like a big ball in alcohol. Oh, dude, the Blue Lagoon is crazy. Yeah. I've had it. And I was feeling loose after. I was halfway.

And then they came like, all right, you guys ready to order? I was like, yeah, I'm going to do the Southern chicken sandwich. And she just looked so fucking puzzled. She was like, he was like, what is that? I was like, what do you mean? It's right here on the menu. And she's like, I don't think we have that. I'm like, like, you're out of ingredients?

Like, no, that doesn't exist. I'm like, I'm like looking at her. This is real. This is 100% real. I was like, like, what do you? I'm like pointing it at it. And she's like, she's like, oh, hold on one second. And then she went back to get the manager.

And the manager came to the table. He was like, oh, yeah, we can make it work. I'm like, what? It's, I got really pissed. I'm like, you're gaslighting me. And then my friend. started making fun of me because like I have these experiences like the other restaurants like I order something that's exactly on the menu and they give me the most trouble and the most problems

with it and they're like I'm they're like yeah yeah we can make this for you man I'm like I'm like it's all fucking menu you get it's on the menu so that was the Applebee's one was my last straw and I was so mad I was fucking pissed because everybody's making fun of me like you just got gas lit by the waitress you just got gas I'm like if it's on the menu you order you order you You obey me. You're the waitress. You do your job. I'm not taking shit from you.

If I point to something on the menu, I expect to get her immediately. So I'm going to be honest with you. I left a 23 cent tip. And then I left. I didn't clean my plate. I left. I was that mad. That's worse than no tip.

Yeah, that's worse than no tip. A 23 cent tip. I was so pissed because I was the last straw. It's happened before. Same fucking Applebee's. If you're working at Applebee's and you're listening to this podcast, two middle fingers. That was my story.

Yomi, fucking do it. I'm going to cool down really quick. Okay, so mine is not like, I guess that bad, but mine was still pretty shitty. I used to go out all the time with Cobb and we'd get food at like 4 a.m.

He'd drink some beers. He'd get drunk and I'd drive us to go get food. I'd be sober, obviously. But we'd go to like Jack in the box or McDonald's or whatever the fuck. It was a great time. But there's this thing that happens. I'm not sure why the fuck it happens.

in, uh, what the fuck is so funny. No, no. What's going to? Why'd you stop? I'm actually not even cracking a smile. I'm always listening. I was listening. I was listening.

Don't intend. You're good. Just don't look. It looks like Nick is the goofy one tonight. He's the instigator. I looked at Larry and thought about our ship to Texas with Denny's. I was going to mention that after you all. Okay.

Okay. Okay. We'll get to that after. Continue. Continue. I'm going. All right. So we went to Jack in the Box and it was like 4 a.m.

And there's this thing that would always happen in Vegas. It's only happened in Vegas for me, but... All right, Nick. You got to turn around. You guys got to turn around. I don't understand. I should be making that face that Nick was making while we were doing that other podcast. This guy is...

How are you the polar opposite of all of us? Yeah. What is happening? This guy is only funny. He's only goofy when we're serious and he's always serious and we're goofy. Sorry. Don't pay in mind. The listeners at home, Nick just did a backflip out of joy.

I'm good, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm going to drive through. I went to the drive-through. We can't. We can't have a re-pull. We have to have a reset.

It has to cut. We're not cutting. We're not cutting. I only do one take. I only do one. It's okay. It's okay. Jack in the box of 4 a.m.

I'm getting pissed off. Jack in the box 4 a.m. I went with Cobb. We go to the drive-thru. I'm like, hello, can I get two orders, please? There's nobody in line. There's nobody even on the fucking road around me. The worker is like,

nobody can I do two order? And then I'm like, dude, can we please just get two orders? There's nobody in line. He's like, no, can only do one order. And me being the good friend that I am, I'm like, you know what, Cobb? I'll let you get your order, and then I'll just drive back around.

There's nobody in line, and then I'll get my order right after yours. And he's like, all right, sounds good. He was also drunk and he was really hungry. so I wanted to get my boy some food. So we get him some food. Everything's good. I pull back around literally immediately, not even 30 seconds passes.

I go up to the drive-through speaker and I'm like, hey, and he's like, Johnny, systems down. And I'm like, what? I was like, you said you could only do one order. He told me to pull back around and do another order. And I get out there and I'm like, dude, I literally just came through. What do you mean your system's down? He's like, system goes down 4 a.m. 40 an hour.

And I was like, dude, I need an order, please. can you just take cash or something? He was like, no, I cannot do it. And I got so mad, and I drove, like, 20 minutes home, and I was, like, going so fast and I was ready to, like, crash my car. I have a question. Why didn't you just order everything you guys both wanted? And then pay for him?

Yeah. Because I didn't think that if I drove around 20 seconds later, there would be a problem of the whole fucking store shutting down. Yeah. You're stupid. Dog, you were not ready for, like, parenthood. Like, dads be ordering, like, 43 tacos at Taco Bell for the entire family. no questions asked.

We don't do no round two or anything. I would get out. That was a special circumstance. I don't have Jackman in a box here, but I had it in Oregon, and that shit happened to me. Like, they always had some sort of shit in the middle of the night.

Like sisters going down? I had so many munchy runs there. Why does that happen? They go down for like an entire hour. They always had some weird shit going on there. I don't know. Are you talking to your hands? You sound like...

Sorry, I was rubbing my face. Oh, okay. He was rushing. I think about it. You know me? I would get out in a rip that, like, fucking thing out of the ground and throw it at that person that was when you're taking it.

I get so mad sometimes, man. Like, I'll, I get really mad. Like, the other day I went through McDonald's and their thing was down, and I literally said, fuck you at the speaker, and I drove away. That wasn't a really funny TikTok. Hated by the nation. What's up?

Remember when we went to L.A. and we went on those scooters in the drive-thru of the jack-in-box, and we got rejected. Oh, my God. Oh, dude. Can I tell that story? And then you could tell the Denny's one? Yeah.

Okay, so I went to L.A. This is the first time. Whoa. One of the first times I met Nick. It was like the second time. We flew to L.A. with a bunch of friends, and we spent like a few days there. And we get hungry at obnoxious hours of the night because we're so used to staying up until like 5 a.m. on the East Coast. So we tried.

There are these scooters in L.A. that you can like fucking purchase. And they go like 25 miles an hour if you're not fat as shit. But so we went to like, what was it? In and now, Jack? What was it? It was Jack in the box? It was Jack in the Box? It was like right next door to that McDonald's.

And McDonald's also rejected us. It was like two, we went two and a half miles to go get like this food. And we pull in the drive-thru with these scooters and they would not give us food. Like no matter what. So then we ended up trying to, what do we do? We ordered food to ourselves in the parking lot of Jack and a Box from like, Uber eats, except it was McDonald's that we ordered because we didn't like Jack in a box anymore.

Yeah, we were going to order Jack in the box, but then we decided to go to McDonald's and then we like Uber eats and we actually just sat in the parking lot and waited for the Uber, but realized it was taking too long. So I ended up just going back to the hotel. And then that's what we ordered like it was like a hundred nuggets and we stacked like a whole bunch of barbecue sauce on like on Nick or something. We ended up like making like a jenga tower of chicken nuggets and like honey barbecue sauce on our friend's sleeping head.

Yeah. And we took videos and laughed like really quietly. And that's not, that's not even a lie. I have the videos. I have videos of you pressing your ass on the glass and the shower. I have videos of you. I have the same video of you.

Yeah. If I recall, wait, there's a video of Isaac on a hoverboard and he was like going like slowly and it runs into your ass with his penis. Oh, he was on his healy's. Yeah. He was on his healy.

Yeah. So I was bending over. I was like, all right, let's go to Ryan's house. And then Isaac just like, he does like this weird. Ryan's toy review?

No Oh sorry No wait No sorry What would I give in you That was more than one Rine in the world There is at least I think four different rhymes in the world

And that was not one of them But yeah Isaac just He definitely just like hip thrust it on his heelies Isaac brought Heelies He was smart Yeah he was a good man He was healing around

And then I remember I remember I wanted to order Heelies because I saw Isaac had them So I ordered size 12 Healys And I was able to pick him up From a UPS Like drop point. And they were size 12. Yeah, they were size 12 in children.

I have a really shitty history with Helies. My dad got me a pair and like I couldn't figure them out and I was like really scared. I was going to fall. So my brother like tied pillows around me and I was trying it outside. I went to know we had concrete like everywhere. I didn't want to fall on my ass and my dad came home and he saw I was trying them out. Okay, fuck you. I was trying them out. He tried to take pictures of me. And I don't know what the fuck it was, but I got so mad that like I took them off immediately, ripped everything off and just threw them into the yard. And he like sold them immediately.

I couldn't try again. I was really upset. You like came to lock the GPS driver. About my first, my first bike incident. Wait, should we go back to Denny's? Oh, do we go out to Denny's story? All the Denny's. I forgot, dude.

Holy shit. You guys are chuckling at Denny's. I don't think Larry should tell this story. I think it should be Nick because Larry will make himself sound better. Larry real or Larry. No. No. No.

All right. So we get in Larry's big ass fucking truck. This thing is lifted. Like, holy shit. And we drive all the way over to Denny's. And we get out. We go inside. And we're ordering.

I forgot about this part. So we're ordering. Yeah, we're ordering food. And I order. orange juice and then a milkshake. Ew, what the fuck? Keep in mind, Nick is like lactose intolerance when he eats like milkshakes, bro. He shock and blasts.

Oh, my. That thing is me. I remember finishing my orange juice. No, I think it was, yeah, I finished. No, actually, I ordered the milkshake first. And there was a shitload of like Oreos and milkshake stuff on the straw. And then I just swap it over to the orange juice. Oh, no, dude.

Larry's, like, Larry's, man, what the fuck? While Isaac is looking at a baby behind us, I think. You were like, all right, don't look behind you, but there's a child.

And I look around and, like, beady fucking eyes, looking at me. Like an alien. Yeah, like, a little alien. I was making, I was making faces in, like, gargoyle in those out.

So I remember, like, in the baby. So I remember, like, us doing that, and then we were playing football with those little sugar packs. And it flew across the restaurant. So I think Larry said, he was like, dude, we are, like, worse than those annoying kids at lunch. Like, we're that annoying lunch table. And then I think Isaac got a bloody nose. Oh, my God. God.

It was the evil alien baby staring at you. It was like radiating radiation out to my face. And I tried to get a bloody nose. And to top it off, when Larry mentioned shotgun shits, Larry, you mentioned that at Denny's. You were talking about shotgun shitting in the toilet. He was saying it loud enough that the baby probably heard it, which means the parents heard it.

Dude. So loud? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I imagine Isaac having like a fork and knife in hand just turning around looking at that baby just like Yeah I don't know if I was like me and Isaac turning around slowly We'd just make eye contact with this like child

And then like I just like flicks him in the forehead He was probably a subscriber He was probably listening to the podcast right now That's not a lot That's not a baby The worst of it The worst of it was at the end of it.

Oh my god. So, yeah. So, oh, dude, our POVs on this are horrible. We're watching

Larry roll over like a dog. Like, it's bad. So, so this, and I will not lie. This, this waitress,

this is going to sound really corny one I'm about to say, but this waitress gave off like, anime mom vibes. Like, really super sweet.

Like, he could just said, like, loving mom vibes. Loving mom. Because you know how anime moms, like, just have like that,

okay. No, she had a, she had a, she had a, crazy aura. Yeah. She was.

It was. Yeah. She was crazy. So it was. She's like, do you want to take this to go? And Larry's like, no, I'm okay. Or was it extra, I think it was extra maple? It was, um, no, yeah.

Because I was going to take the, I didn't finish it. I didn't finish the food. And then she was like, do you want to take the sauce? Or it was like the chocolate or some shit with you. I'm like, no, I'm good. And then I was like, no, thank you. And she's like, are you sure? I'm like, no, no, I'm okay.

And then she looks at me and he was like, ding, ding, ding, ding. You know how like, costumes blink and they go, ding, ding, ding, ding. Are you sure? And I look it up at her. And I'm like, all right. Sure, okay. I just look at each other and go, Larry, come on. Listen, bro, you should have seen my perspective.

Okay, we were next to like windows and it was like daytime. So the sun was shining through. Her eyes were gleaming, right? Her hair was perfect. Bro, you actually just gave me a nice warm smile. Dude, and she had her like hands together. She was, oh my God. She was really sweet.

I will give her that. She was really nice. I respect to Larry taking it. Like, what are you going to say? Like, no, damn it, woman, I don't want it. Like, go on. And then give her 20% tip. 23 cents.

Wait, hold on. Okay, because I don't want to be embarrassed here. But you know what? Isaac had a little embarrassing moment at the gun range. That same day. Uh-oh. It was that same fucking game. That sounds horrible.

embarrassing you know without a gun range. This was so fucking funny. It was so scary. Are you okay with us mentioning this? I've heard this. What? The gun? The gun thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So, you want me to explain this story, Larry? I can't. Yeah, you can explain it.

We go to the gun range. And this is a 21-up gun range. So both of them needed waivers to go firing at this gun range under me as their, quote-unquote, like, guardian. Legal guardian. Yeah. So we get all the paperwork signed and everything. And now we want to shoot hand. We want to shoot like handguns and we want to shoot an AR.

So we walk, we walk up, we get everything checked out. And I've never shot an AR. So I told the guy, I don't know how to, I don't know how to shoot this AR. He's like, okay, well, you know how to shoot the, okay, I want you to rack the pistol. Like pull back and then show me all this stuff. So he's just doing safety precautions. When it comes to the AR, I'm like, I don't really know what to do. I said, but Isaac owns one.

one so I hand the gun to Isaac and Isaac doesn't want to do. Even my dude, I'm pretty sure Isaac talked about like owning one. He was like, yeah, you know, I've had one. Yeah. And he looked at it and he was like inspecting it. He's like, yeah, I don't know what. I was completely confused. Because it's like a completely different gun to I have, but it was like a same gun at the same time.

So he was like because of that, we took a 20 minutes. safety course on guns. Oh my God. I would go home at that point. You don't have to do that at the gun range. No, but we didn't know what we were doing. Yeah, we don't know. Well, like, so when I went to the indoor gun range in Las Vegas,

they let us shoot like fully automatic AK-47s and all kinds of shit. No training, nothing, but they're there holding the gun with you. They're not there with you. Oh, they didn't do that. Are they behind you? Yeah. Yeah, they're like touching your neck. They kind of are.

But dude, shooting a fully auto. fucking AK with a metal stock hurts like hell. It actually hurts like shit. It actually does. That shit kicks hard. There was a guy at the gun range who was shooting some like fucking max prestige like diamond weapon.

Oh my he was with the sun. And every time he fired my body like shook I think my bones relocated. Tell me how he had like black ice on it and he was like shooting an entire like facility would jump up cartoonishly to the air and call back down. He had like 20 attachments.

Oh my God. I remember Larry was shooting the gun and Isaac, I told, I handed Isaac the phone and I said hold the phone up. So Isaac walked up to Larry and all you see is like Larry's head shooting the gun. I was holding

the phone up really high. Really hot. I imagine it like that gif of like that little person with an RPG shoots and he gets to send that. It's pretty much yeah. Grunk, have you ever shot a gun? No, I have shot in a

Bow and Arrow. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My little modin okay, there you go. I think taking grunk shooting would be really fun. That would be really fun. We should do that when we go to Texas. I'd be scared.

Should. Yeah. I think, well, I don't know if, no, because, yeah, a bunch of us are over 21, it'd be fine. I have a big AK in his hands. That'd be a funny picture. A. Oh, that would be a funny picture. That'd be a hard chick with a big AK.

We all need a picture like that. We should just send a grunt to, like, Afghanistan or something. They can't piss. Whatever you take pictures, I think. Don't they? No. Like, well,

no, I saw this one instance where it was this like Instagram video and he had like a eagle in his hand and they turned around with his phone

and one hand and the eagle and the other and he was like like holding it up to his head. Yeah, that's like

printed and like dot go on it. I would literally dude when that ooh I wouldn't even do that if it was on safety if it was no matter what.

You don't ever ever do that anybody no matter what. I just said that's rule number one unless you're going to kill you as if it's loaded no matter what. That's like

Walking on thin ice, like I would, it just makes me nervous thinking about it. Like, you're, listen, your life expense, expect it's expected. Oh, okay, sorry guys. Your life expectancy goes down like 80%. There, I have a traumatic gun range experience from when I was 11. Really? Yeah, I was with my family. It was like my dad's side of the family and my uncle was really drunk.

And then he handed me at 22. like, he wasn't shooting any guns. And I don't condone what he was doing. He was standing at the back. Listen, he had a problem. He was, he was an alcoholic. He wasn't holding any, he actually did hand me a gun. But listen, it wasn't loaded.

It wasn't loaded. And I, like, swept around because I was just moving and I was a kid. And I had no idea what the fuck I was doing. And I, like, swept it across, like, half my family's ankles. And he was like, what the fuck are you doing? And he grabbed the gun. And he, like, grabbed me by the back of my shirt and, like, took me to the car. He was like, you never.

Gordon and I was like, oh my God, what is that happening? Literally like one of the worst experience. I'm like, what I do that excuse me? He puts you on the ground, it stands over you with an AK. Actually, horrible. One of the worst experiences of my entire life. Oh, I hate those experiences where it's like you don't know what you're doing. And then they just fucking yell at you.

And you're just like, oh my God. Just shocks you. With the gun wrench, I have a fear of like the bullet, because I've seen a lot of instances where like they're shooting and the bullet goes in their shirt. Oh yeah And because of that their first to get it off

So they take off one hand from the gun And a lot of the times They just start like Are you talking about the hot casing? The case Yeah the hot casing Yeah They say not to wear loose clothing

Yes Oh I actually I just saw a story like Two weeks ago about some dad That killed his like 14 year old kids Of that exactly No way really Yeah a hot shell went down his shirt

He was with his family With the pistol in his hand And shone to the ceiling he shot into the ceiling and it went back down straight into his kid and killed him. What? That would be the worst thing to ever happen in front of like the mom and like the whole family. Oh my God. Oh, man.

It was so cool. That's really bad. That is really terrible. That is awful. Gun safety is no joke. It is extremely serious. No, I remember, I remember when we were at that firing range,

I was shooting and all of my casings went to the guys. You have to stop looking down. It looks like your eyes are closed. Oh, sorry. I remember I was shooting and my my gun was past the barrier so all of the shells were going over to the guy that Larry was talking about before and they like looked over and I was like oh shit yeah I had to back up a little bit because all my shells are going over there but his rifle dude his rifle don't triflegged let me tell you his rifle is not trifle there was a guy with a shotgun down and that even wasn't like that loud or that like impactful that dude had some some fucking shit

Wait, at a gun range. At a gun range, why do people have shotguns? You can have shotguns. You can have shotguns. Like, is it spread? Yeah. But it's not spread to where it's going to like turn 1-80 and go in someone else's body behind. Well, like, isn't there targets?

Like, how is it going to reach it? Are they like right up against you? Yeah, they're closer. They're closer. They have more range than you'd think, though. Really? They're close, but they're not like. I'm just thinking about Call-a-Duty shotgun.

Sorry. Have you ever shot? Have you ever got ski shooting? It's extremely fun. Never in my life. Yeah. Yeah. Claybird shooting where the little disc flies in the air and then you shoot it.

Oh! That is probably like my favorite thing I've ever done. Yeah, it's really, it's a lot of fun. Everybody calls them different things. Skeet shooting. Squat shooting. You just said Claybird. My family calls them Clay pigeons.

Clay pigeon, yeah. Yeah, Clay pigeon is what my grandfather calls it as well. Yeah, I go to Pennsylvania. So much fun. Your grandfather. My great granddaddy. My great-granddaddy. My great-grandpape.

My grandpapa before him. when I lived in Idaho that's where that uncle was You lived in Idaho? Yeah, only for six months Oh, sorry potato boy Oh, that's where you picked up

Cobb, you found Cobb there, huh? Yeah, picked him out of the ground like a big corn Put his Big corn from the ground He was my little boy Yeah, it was my 10 year old friend

I picked up out of the ground When I was also 10 years old I was also 10 Oh, that makes sense because he's 14, yeah That was four years ago Cobbs 14 right now Oh.

Okay. Yeah, that's why he was really drunk with yummy at Jack. Yeah. That was like years ago. So he'd be like drunk at like six years old. Come on, guys. Okay. Well, I took a hundredth education course that lasted pretty much the entire time I was there.

But the gun safety training was like so, so, so serious. They got to the point where they would put like a little. rubber bullets and real guns for us to train with. And we'd go out. And like, even in the wild, like, whenever you're hunting and shit like that, if you're with one other person, if you're, like, ever crossing a fence or doing anything, even, like, rough terrain, they literally, like, advise you to unload your weapons before you do anything like that. Yeah.

So I had a, I knew someone who, someone they knew killed someone by accident that way. Their gun was over their shoulder, like pointed upwards. But they slipped. It was a double barrel and they fell back. and um oh that would suck i hate that yeah you're supposed to like put your gun on the ground climb over have your partner hand it to you and then yeah it's there's a lot of especially when it comes to hunting people are yeah at that claybird so i went to this one um claybird place and it's actually like a golf course you get a golf cart and everything and you just go to these stations and you load up

your gun you get six shots at each station the different birds are going in different ways and you you you know you press the button and it launches them and um that's all free open, you know what I mean? Everybody takes that gun, you know, gun safety extremely serious there. You know, you'll get thrown out and I mean, I'd hope at minimum you get thrown out, but you don't miss it that stuff. You go to jail if you don't, if you fuck around like that. Yeah. True. I agree. Yeah, I mean, you're talking, you're talking about like 12 gauges and 20 gauges and people are just firing constantly. It's pretty scary shit. If you really think about it, you know what I mean? My dad had a big sniper bullet upstairs.

I was about to say grunks the word counts 14 words and that we just hit like 18 my dad my dad has a big movie he sounds like military equipment and oh my god and he like I kid you not it's like this big I think it's like the 50 calum but it's

Does he have a sniper? A 50 He says no but I don't know I feel like he's lying in the house The audio listener, he's pinching his fingers Yeah, Grunk based on where you live in the state and your dad and what he does your father has weapons. I don't know. I don't think he does. I think...

Your dad is guns. He might not. Does he drive a truck? He might... Oh, he doesn't. Like, uh, infinity. Oh, he's got guns. If any burglars are listening, he does have guns. He does have guns. Yeah, I have guns. Um, we're like, yeah, uh, it's a big, it's big, like, like, like, eight in, Heavy. Yeah. Yeah. What if you went up to your, like, dad's room and you, like, you were, like, looking for your glasses and you accidentally press, like a secret button, like a red button.

And then the bed, like, turns, v. Yeah. It's like soars and battle axes and RPG. You know those old movies, older movies where it's like a cartoon and, like, there's like a spy parents or something and they let me press a button. And, like, the wall flips exactly how you're talking about. And I was thinking of my head, like, what if that's real? Oh, you're talking about spy kids? What if my parents are, like, secret spies?

I don't know if what are. Wait, the walls, the walls that they come out with guns and shit. Yeah, and like, there's a whole bunch of secret shit in my house that I just don't know about. Yeah, go, go and start tilting books like 90 degrees and seeing what happens. Okay, the group challenge of the day, grab every household pet, shake them until something like moves in your house. Do not shake your face. And then go to that and then press the big red button and then they'll show up and like a huge cage of weapons. I think that way.

Go completely destroy your house looking for little keys and buttons. Okay. I think I would like get your friend of it. And pull this. What happens? I think I had schizophrenia when I was a kid Did you? I did tell me

I actually do it Oh my God It kind of has to do with you guys Like thinking that like I don't know Grunk thinking spy kid shit Is everyone his house I used to pretend that they were like

Ghostwatch me I'd be like Fuck you And then I just like walk away I do that too I get that last I see you I see you there

It's like in the shower Yeah When I'd be Yeah I'd be shower And I'd be washing my hair And I'd like I'd look around the curtains I'd look around the curtains

I was like No, that's real. I'm like, Yeah. Like, lynch and I would be walking normally and then I'll turn around

and I'll punch the air. Yeah, I did that. I did that when I was like 15 years old, I whipped the shower curtain open and I like punched inside the shower. I took a shower just to make sure I wasn't going to get naked with it goes.

Yeah. One of my scariest moments in my house was when I was showering and the power went out while I was showering. So everything was just darkness. And then like, I was like, Mom.

Mom. I don't hear it come up the stairs or anything. I just see the light of her phone coming into the doorway and I start freaking out. Like, I don't think I'm about to get murdered by something. It was so terrifying. And also, you guys, when you were younger, like, I would sleep with the door open and lights in the hallway on because I would see you when I was younger. And, like, I remember I would always see static. Like, like, the door frame would, like, the light would turn to static, like a TV static.

It was so strange. I wouldn't even look. I didn't have balls. I think your eyes start doing that when. your board. Like making shit up. Yeah. Because there was hallucinations in your mirror after you stare at yourself long enough in the dark.

I would have what in my chair. What are you looking at? See if I can make static come. Stop. You can't make static come. For like 30 seconds. No, there's a door. I would be sleeping and I have my chair propped up with all my clothes on it.

Oh my God. I was literally about to say it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So. I can turn the line on. It would be. Just a sweatser.

My logic is just like, make as much noise as possible and you won't be scared of like the unknown. Right. Or like constant noise. I one time saw my door just like slightly moved because of the wind. And I was like, ah, ah, and I started like banging a broom on the ground. And I was like, leave, leave, leave. And I didn't realize my mom was home. She's like, what are you doing?

I'm like, oh, sorry. I remember, I remember waking up in the, in the, oh, hi, Zique. Shake it. Kitty can on camera for a second. See if there's anything in there. I remember going I used to wake up in the middle of the night

and see like a big pile laundry on my chair and just think it was like the boogeyman so I'd stare at it until I didn't think it was the boogeyman no more but that process

sometimes lasted like an hour and a half there's no way his body shit I used to think the hocus focus witches were down my bathtub drain and when the water

would start swirling I'd run away I got really scared they were like creating a potion about to like suck me down in the drain When I was really young, I feel like this is one of my first memories

like I've ever had. I would go to this like nanny's place or whatever. And like she'd take care of me with like four other kids. And I was probably like four or five at the time. Crock, you were put up for adoption. No, no, no, no, no.

There's a bunch of other kids there. Yeah, they kept disappearing. Sorry. it was nap time and um like I had this completely irrational fake fear where like I would pick my nose a lot and whenever I flick it and I got scared that the room would fill up with

bookers and I'd like get stupided what Dave's been doing that for 22 years I've been doing that my entire life I imagine it perfectly like like one by one the floor just starts going on with boogers. There was a one time. Dude, there was one time where I'd like,

because I do pick my nose, like, flick it. Well, there's just like one chair. There was like one chair that I would always wipe my boogers on. Oh, that was like eight. You're a bad kid. Listen, listen, I was eight years old and I was doing this, so I'm valid for it. We had to move.

We had to move the chair one day. And my dad was like, all right, this is the last thing we got to get out of. I'm like, like, don't do that one. I'm like, no, we can leave that one there. He was like, he looked at owner. He was like, dude.

Feels on the, he's just a bunch of rice, Christy. A whole bunch of funny couples. It's horrible. He was like, wipe that off. I was like, okay, hold on. I touched dry burgers under the desk in school when I was in elementary. That's bad. That's really bad.

Yeah, Krusty, like flaking up. Gum. Gum is the gum. Gum is worse. and boogers, I think, in my opinion. Yeah. No, I would pick, no, I would pick the gum off, like, if I felt it, I'd just start picking at it. I'm sorry, guys. I'll start

rubbing that, babe. I would. I would just, I would just start taking. Tanner, you were disgusting. You were a future fucking child. Because I was a man. I'm sorry. You go, you go, brain dead. Usually, like, since the tuesday, like, fucking rubbing up on the gum.

Yeah, like, little statues underneath. Yeah, I start twirl it and I make it like a little mound. Make a little mouth end of dried, like used gum under your desk. Like a little Mickey Mouse is underneath. I'm sorry, guys. I was paying attention in class. I wasn't playing with fucking.

No, I wasn't paying attention. Does it how you dropped down became a YouTuber, dude. I don't want to hear that shit. I know for a fact you didn't pay attention. I got straight A's. I was also on honor roll, by the way, and I was still playing. I made Dean's list at 16, and I also cheated to get there. So, guys, I don't get a fucking what you did.

I gave all my classmates, the D's. That. D's get degrees. That's the real. You want to try again. D's get degrees. When I, this is like totally

irrelevant now, totally different subject. But I remember being really scared of like there being a giant plug in the ocean or something like that. They're like, if it like all the water would rush to it.

You guys got the dumbest fucking fears I have ever. No, no. To this day, to this day, if I see a booey, like if I'm out on a boat or something like that,

and there's a buoy. I try and stay the fuck away from that thing because those things with the chains, thinking about the chain that goes all the way down, scares the shit out of me. I don't know what it is. Have you ever watched Final Destination 4? No.

Oh, thank God you haven't. Dude, it's so bad. It's so bad. There was a whole scene. No, dude. Stop talking about it. Stop talking about it. Nick, have you seen Final Destination?

No. Nick. Okay, just imagine like the worst way you could die ever. Also, Tim. I mean, fucking Chewy, why are you seeing like Dolan? You were just like, you guys have that dumbest, fucking fears. That's a real thing. Explain what we were talking about. A pulsing one.

Wait, what did you say? Outside of movies, people have died that way, dude. Wait, how did it? How did it work? Okay, dude, wait, can I explain it? I guess. Explain it. Okay.

Yeah, Larry Kis. It's trying to be as least graphic as possible. Be as graphic as you can. All right. Just explain it how it is. Okay. Basically, it was this guy, right? And like, hold that one second.

And this is like. Hold that one second. There is a graphic warning. for listeners and viewers. Okay. Graphic warning. Really, really graphic. So this guy's like at a pool, right?

Yeah. And then the drainage system starts like fucking up or some shit. So like the little hole in the ground. The vent, bro. Sorry, I mean, a bunch of flies just came out of his room. There's like the whole,

you know, the drainage hole underground. And it was open. And it started sucking in all the water. And this guy, it's like kind of unrealistic because the power isn't that strong. Did you just get stuck to it? He basically got sucked through, like his, all of his, like, everything got. It's like, that's realistic as fuck.

That's a real thing. Yeah. Is that like a real thing? Yes, literally a girl died that way in, like, somewhere. How old was she four? I don't know, but no, dude, like people, it can happen to anybody if your swim trunks are loose or something. Right. What?

All right. All right. Everybody swim trunks is tight. You got to check everyone's swim chunks. It strips you naked first and then it starts you up. Yeah, it sucks you good. And then it's going to suck you down. That sucks.

There's a fish in the Amazon that bites your wiener off. That is true. And there's fish in the Amazon that swim up your P-stream and into your penis. Yeah. And I didn't know. Make babies. Oh, I thought you meant like the website where you buy stuff. I was so long.

I was so long on Amazon. I was like, what? You're so online. It hurts. Oh my God. I thought, no, because he didn't say in the Amazon. I just said on Amazon in my... No, I didn't.

No, he did it. I said in the Amazon. Amazon. Amazon. Grunk you're an iPad kid. I mean, I can't. Yeah. Well, I have a huge fear of, like, big things.

Like, so big bodies of water. I have a large fear. Not like flying over it, but, like, just the ocean. And then being... Your body is 73% water. Yeah, but, like... Boo! Boo! Large buys of water

Scare me. You know the ocean is 70% undiscovered? We have no idea. Like, we've discovered more of space than the ocean. Yeah, it's real. Okay, what the fuck are you talking about? First of all, I don't. That's true.

I don't think that's real. No, that is real. It is. No, I think they know, but they're pretending to go. I thought space was like forever expanding. Yes, but we've explored, we like, no more about space than we do know about the ocean. I don't think that's true.

More than 80%. I think they know about the ocean. ocean, but they're not saying something about it. That's my theory. They have the Megalodon in a cage and they're going to let them loose on North Korean like two years. The Loch Nis monster is like somewhere in a Japanese zoo. What? Okay, so I just looked it up and it says

we probably know more about the ocean than we do about the cosmos. Well, I mean okay, yeah, but it's like there's more like exploration. No, it's because it's underpin. Do you know how big spaces? No. We haven't even made it to fucking Mars. Yes, we have. Yes, we have.

I mean, like with people, with people, with people, with people. Yes, we have. There's a guy up there right now. No, there's not. It's the river. Even Bayesian you look at her. You'll see like Elvis. We can't explore most of it because the pressure's too high. Where? Same with the ocean.

No, yeah, I'm talking about the ocean. We can put cameras down there. Yes, we can. It's been done. You know, it's giant squids. Yeah, but they can do. You can drop a rock. They can't go that deep. I don't think. Did you know that there's a video of like scientists exploring?

Tanner just stumbled upon something he shouldn't have and now he's like really paranoid I think He's taking off his headphones and looking around like weirdly I think I just heard a gunshot sorry Yeah we're fine What? I heard of like a big boom Continue your story Nicholas

Sorry I was just going to say that Are the trenches okay? Are you doing all right? It's going on? The trenches Mariner is a big foot No we locked the doors we're okay Okay Little do you know he's already in your house

Yeah, no, scientists discovered down in the ocean, it was like one of the deepest parts that they could find that there was a plastic bag down there. Really? So they were like, wow, pollution. Wow. Mr. Bees get on this, man. Mr. Bees swim down there and pick it up right now.

Fogged down, turtles is what I say. The first person is swung down and pick up that bag. It's a million dollars. A million dollars. billion dollars. First one to retrieve a bag at the deepest part of the ocean. They've tried doing exploration down into the Mariana Trench, but pretty sure they went down in the Mariana.

Mariana. Mariana. Mariana. Mariana. They went down in a submarine and the windows started a crack from the pressure. They're like, okay, send this back up, please. All right, we're done. Wait, what was I get the rope? I know for a fact. I know for a fact, Grunk just read this book.

Grunk, you ever read something leagues under the C, seven leagues, seven leagues, seven thousand leagues, under the sea? No? Was that literally just me? There's no way. I've never heard of that, dude. Wow. You did not have the proper high school experience. No, I'll show you. Because none of us... Seven degrees I see

on the sea. This one. Wait, wait, I'm so sorry. Oh, it's 20,000. Wait, wait, I have one thing to bring up that I wanted to bring up earlier. It's under the sea. Okay, and I want to see how many of you guys relate to this because it was a genuine childhood fear of mine that freaked me the fuck out. Make sure it's...

Make sure it's not visual, please. Quick sand. QuickSand is actually scary as hell. When I was a kid, I thought that there was quicksand everywhere. Like, it was just going to be like in the road and I would like stumble upon it and have to figure out how to get around it. It does in the movies. No, it does though. It actually does.

I was like seven. I'm asking if anybody when they were like five, six. I'm raising my hand. Can I, can I? Okay. I saw a TikTok if somebody do a front flip into like this wet, moist like little like area. That's scary. That's scary.

And then he like, he started sinking. I was like, yep, this is quick sand. And like they tried to pull him out. But he was like waist deep and he kept going down and down. They finally like got like a big rope. open a car and they had to pull them out with the car and the rope. If I'm not mistaken, don't you like have to like, if you're in quicksand,

expand as much area as possible to reach out forward and shimmy your way that way so you're not like pulling. No, no, no, you don't. You're supposed to lay on your back. You're supposed to, I mean, unless your waist down, but you don't, you try, you try, you try to move a single, like,

muscle. Or it just swallows you fast. You're supposed to go head first and put your hands behind your back? You know, you know, head first, find a plet first to find a ploy. on the bottom, pull it, and then all the same goes down. You find the plug first

and then you're going to be safe. Yeah, it gets your trunks first. It pulls your trunks off your body before it kills you. I was so stupid as a child. Sorry, Greg, but I remember when we went to the lakehouse, I would put rocks to my...

Rick Boy! Sorry. I would go to the lake house and I would jump into the water and I'd have like rocks I'd fill my pockets with rocks and like I'd hold a cinder block and I would jump into the water? I did. I did. And we wanted to try to touch the bottom because it was like furry and green.

Yeah, the seaweed. Yeah, something like that. It was like, it was like furry and green down there. I was like, I would come back up because I dropped the cinderbark. And I'd be like, guys, I touched the green. I touched the green. And I never rocks in my pocket, like pulling my shorts down. Oh my God. I could die.

There's like, there's like, there's like, Scary infinite holes, like potholes. Like, have you seen those videos of like, it looks like a puddle? Then they jump it and they go like all the way down. Oh, yeah. Like, what are those? Yeah. I don't know how those form.

You know what's one thing that instantly makes me anxious when I watch it is people diving underneath ice to find the other. Oh my God. And I can watch any of those videos no matter even if it's going. I know it's going to end well and I will immediately have anxiety over it. Oh. Have you seen the ones of the people in the really tight caves? Oh, I don't like the tight caves.

Yeah, that's very bad. I've claustophobia. I can't fuck with the tight cave ones. I do, too. I cannot deal with that shit. Because I have to, like, you have to hold, like, you have to exhale all the way and, like, hold that and keep going. If you breathe, you get stuff. There's like, there's no bigger part. It just gets tighter and tighter.

How do you enjoy it? Oh, I'll get it. He likes to don't. He's like, I can't. I can't, I can tell you how to enjoy it. If it's getting tighter and tighter. I'm going to throw into a big body of water. I'm gonna go make you touch a buoy

Oh I'm gonna duct tape you into a booie for a 24 hour challenge You're gonna be just like It's vomiting the water like this No like okay Even if you're in water And there's a giant ass object next to you Let's say you're in the water

And there's a giant boat right next to you Does that not scare the shit out of anybody Think about the underneath It makes me feel more safe Than if I'm not near to anything Dude imagine you see a giant tanker It's crook Are you just

What is a tank Are you scared of big things? Because my uncle No my dad's friend Had a boat And it was like It was one of those boats Where it had the floaty part

On the side And like a hollow part in the middle And like we would go under it And it had like this light under it It's scary man It's like All the water is like Yellow green

And it's so strange And it like It makes you feel like You're about to get eaten alive By like a huge creature One by one I just think, like, imagine you just like, there's a giant ass boat and you see all the barnacles on it and stuff. And you just like, stop.

There's a giant ass boat. You see all the water. Why are you so scared of things in the water? You guys. You two need to be putting time out. I've been watching you guys for the past 45 seconds. Tanner and Larry. They're like holding up like little like.

Little like that. No. You said, what is there's a giant barnacle on a tree or something? What? Okay. Wait, all right. I have a question for you, Nick. Would you rather be?

next to a buoy in the ocean or next to nothing and in the middle of the ocean. A buoy? A buoy. A booie? A booie. But like the thought of that chain

going all the way down in the ocean. You know where I think of out of the ocean? There's no chain to just float there. What? There's no chain. Buoys are used as like marking swimming. Boos are literally chin down. They are chained down.

They are chained down. They are chained down. They would float away. They would float away. Water. No, they wouldn't. No, they wouldn't. They're chained down. Nope. Then how do they say? I'm starting controversy right now. They don't. They're not chained.

If you see every time I go into water, it's like tied to like a shrimp pot or some shit. They're so heavy. I can tell you right now that those buoys that you see are, they're like shallow enough to where you could hold your breath, go down. Touch them. Not all the time. That's not all the time at all. I'm telling you, I think it's just a fear that stemmed from finding Nemo. Well, maybe.

Yeah, but I. I would feel more secure with it being attached to the bottom because then it's like you have like some kind of grounding if you're stranded. I would like crawl down them. Like I'd grab it and go woo woo woo woo all the way down to the bottom and it's fun to touch the bottom and then go back up because you can pull yourself up and you feel like a super you have.

You have never done that with a buoy, grong. I have. I have a lot. Dude, I don't like that answer, dude. It's not in the ocean, but in lakes I definitely have.

Oh, in the lakes. Yeah, the four feet of like chain that's under the buoy. They go deep enough to me. Make your ears like feel weird. Pressure. Make your ears feel weird.

I don't know why I did not bring this up, but my actual biggest fear. Wait, do we already talk about it? Get my ears like grabbed or like, oh, I think we talked about that. Yeah,

yeah, I won't bring it up again. But fucking, if anything gets close to my ears, I'm freaking out and I'm going to start yelling. Can I cut something? Yeah. When you were asleep.

Don't tell me. don't fucking tell me what'd you do to me what'd you put in there it wasn't just meme it was a three of us you were asleep and we all were awake

and we were laughing and I think there's a video we were playing and pulling your earlobes oh you just unlocked a memory like a core memory okay so I only I only told this my fear like my ear fear to you guys and my IRL friend

and we went camping one day and I told them my fear and then I didn't sleep for at least like two days because they said they were gonna pour water in my ear while I sleep. What about the earwigs?

What if those... Yeah, those also fucked me up. But the fact that they told me, like, while you're sleeping, we're going to pour water in your years. I didn't sleep for two days, and I was, like, tired the entire time. I was, like, tantrified.

I was in so much fear. Speaking of camping, I remember Isaac went on a camping trip with his family, like, maybe a year ago or something, and I was, like, a year and a half ago. I was upset because I really wanted to go. Turned out that that was the worst trip. man has ever been on his entire life.

Not only did it get poured on the entire time, apparently their entire tents or wherever they were in fell apart. Oh, yeah. I was like trying to remember what you were talking about. Yeah, you went on. Was that with my brother? Yeah, that was when you went on that camping trip and I was like... That sucked.

I got like third degree burns on my bag from falling asleep in the sun. It rained almost the entire time. Dude, it was bad. The fuck. Imagine us trying to survive outside, like how people used to. We'd all die really I would die of like trench foot and I swear to go. Dude, think about camping how weird that is you're like role-playing

being homeless. Yeah, that's actually real. That's fucked up towards the homeless people. What if homeless people went out into the woods and built a house and lived in it for a night and then they'd back home? They roleplayed being rich. I can't believe they haven't figured out how to punch a fucking tree, dude. That sucked. That sucked really bad. There's no way they don't have to craft cookies or shit.

There you guys just give me one of your pickaxes and then you'd have a But. I remember hunting and I took it took me a lot of shit in the woods. I was really scared of a bug hopping into my, no way. My crater. My little hole. I also have a fear like that.

There was this one Disney movie trailer. I don't know what it was, but it was about this like owl that was stuck in a porta potty. And like. What fucking Disney movie was that? It was a trailer or something. And I saw it. and it like

flew out. It like flew out of the, the bad part of the port of potty. It freaks me out so bad. I kid you not for like three or four years. I never sat on a toilet. I would always hover. I would always hover sit.

Because I was scared. Dude, you must have like huge thighs. You must have some crazy like cord too. Yeah, it was crazy. I didn't sit. I didn't.

Yeah. I was. I didn't. I was really scared. I was scared something was going to crawl up into my area. Well, I was scared too.

I was more so scared of like a hand reaching out of the hole of the fucking bath of the potty I mean of the toilet sorry guys like going up my fucking ass and like working me like a puppet I don't know why you guys

Snake in the toilet I just didn't want to the toilet I just didn't want the sweat just didn't want the spider's hiding under the big toilet seat I would always I used to check running

I remember all right Larry what's so humor there's a giant head of my hand like I mean I think it was when I said there's a hand going up me and working me like a puppet. I'm being controlled right now.

There's a big hand in my ass right now. That'd be a great movie. Hand in my ass. Puppet master. The riddler. End in my ass. It's a horror movie. We do have to start wrapping it up here

because we are past an hour and grunt's bedtime. It is coming to a close. It's been. It came and went. 40 minutes ago. Oh, any finishing thoughts, guys? Any fun finishing thoughts?

I enjoyed this one. I liked it a lot. A lot of story. We do tell a lot of fucking stories. One day we're going to have a philosoph episode. It's going to be me and Nick, and we're just going to talk for a long time. And yummy. Yummy likes philosophing too.

He was just going to sit there and just go like this. Remember when Taylor in the last week VC where Terry's just like knocking his head back? Yeah, he was nodding his head back. He was gouged. About an hour too. Like, John fucking fun and they put on the camera and he was like, Dude, hold on, hold on real quick, real quick. People don't know how long he ended up doing that.

I counted, and he was doing it for 35 minutes. Was it actually? You stopped for a while and fell asleep for a moment, and I didn't put it in. I didn't put it in. But then you woke up again and you started doing it. When I started doing it in a minute. Yeah, Taylor fell in sleep and Groke was like,

oh my gosh, guys, look at his head and I smell like asleep. I was like, what? Dude, everybody was pissed at you, Greg, for doing that. Gras, you almost through Larry. Larry, you woke up Larry to last year. You almost woke up Larry. I'm the good guy here. I did wake up.

What do you mean? I woke up the second. That was so funny. I heard, I heard, I heard, uh, Greg go, Larry! I'm like, and I remember I was like, the first thing that came to my head was like trying to think of something like as an excuse. And I was going to be a joke. And I was going to be like, hello, buddy.

And I said, I'm like, hello, buddy. I looked down on my, on my, like, video. video like screen, you know, like the little connection on Discord, and it was gone. And I was like, oh, man, I still feel bad about that video. I still remember calling you. I was like, did I lose? Yeah. It was hard.

It was really, it was hard doing it up to everyone. I took a shower. I just went to bed. That sucked because Yummy and I were seriously set back. You guys were. Yeah, I'm surprised you guys went as far as you did. And then Nick left for three hours and 66. I was pretty delusional by the end of it.

you were we were all psychotic if I'm not mistaken that was December 8th the day that we recorded it because I uploaded on December 8th and that you was the last time you uploaded same day no way dude it took me three weeks

out of that video that's crazy we need to plug gamer stuff before we in today again that's true anyways guys finishing thoughts tip your waitresses but if they're bad don't let them gaslight you don't tip them really touch a big boat once in your life. A big boat once in your life.

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It's going to be crazy. Yeah, can we brofist it out? Can we brofisted out? Yeah. All right? Are you guys ready? Okay, three, two, one. Go closer, Nick.