The Group Chat - #80 - We Roasted Isaac for 1 hour straight

Episode Date: November 17, 2023

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On episode 80? Yeah, back to the group chat. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Hello. I'll break the ice. I'll break the ice. I'll break the ice. Grunk's dead.

Yeah, I know. No, we lost him. We lost him. You're spilling the ice. Grunk went skating right after going to a mosh pit. A monorail hit him afterwards. Yeah. A monorail going 300 miles per hour.

That's tragic. He fell and he's like, he's like, I love life. Oh my God. I love the bloodiest. Just the worst life. That's what he'd say before he goes. Then he'd go. Just the worst thing.

Yeah, I think I'm in the hot box. My life is awesome. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, we'll get back to the podcast. Of course, sponsored by our one and only. Game or subs. Gamer subs.

You want to see something? Look. Wow, you're crazy tonight, girl. Oh, wow. Damn. You drink two. You drink two bottles. I got two of them B.

I got two of them B. You know what's in here? You know what's in here? Cocaine. You get that shit on my face. Man, let's get that out, bro. Dude, I just played basketball for like two hours straight. I need this.

Why is your ball green? Yeah, that was the only basketball. Dude, I don't have my own basketball, so I have to use, like, the fitness's fucking equipment. So they have, like, this gray little kids basketball. And I was draining dirty three. with it the entire fucking time on 30s. I was like, I was slugged at 30, son.

I want to let you know that I told Nick the other day when we were at the gym, I was like, bro, I would rather play basketball for five hours straight than walking the treadmill for like 10 or 20 minutes. Yeah, dude, treadmill, if you don't go on the treadmill ever or do any kind of cardio like that, it's nothing. Staying stationary, that doesn't do anything for you. You got to be moving. You got to be working your ligaments.

You got to be actually moving how humans move and like hunting in the wild. That's what you got to climb trees. You got to climb bees. You got to pull your bees. You gotta get stung by bees. You gotta eat dirt and eat grass. We should put our money where our mouth is. We should all get some little tiny treadmills

and then walk for a podcast where we're all walking and acting for an entire hour. I already got a bike. Yeah, the bike is. Wait, should I use my bike this podcast? No, he's not loud. It's just you. I can't wait for like, all right, guys,

so we're gonna be in there, you're like, ah! Caj and Cam, when they're editing this, they're going to be like, Dude, what is this noise? They complain about... Yeah, you can hear the bike, like soundproofing. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. They want our acoustics. They want to act of acoustics to dampen the sound a little bit. I'm acoustic. Me and Yomi have a challenge. What's the challenge? Who can get better at basketball the quickest? Bro, I'm way better than you at basketball.

Dude, I've trained three. See? That's, that's... See it? I don't know. I don't know. I saw him. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

He was draining dirty threes. He stings some threes. Yeah. He was stinking some threes, dude. You see me. Literally, yeah. He was like, he was getting that.

You might be better at driving the ball, but Tanner's probably a shooter. Yeah, no, your athleticism is good, but they call me Stefan. They call me Stefan when I'm shooter. Oh, dude. Call you Stefan Tubby, bro. You're missing everything you shoot.

You cannot be talking, LeBron Tubb. You can't use it, bro. LeBron Tubbred. Levron Tubb. Nick, I've seen you in the basketball court. You do not belong there, bro. Stick to the weights. That's fine with me, bro.

I'd actually rather be like... You know what it looks like? It looks like they gave a paint bucket legs and then they handed him a basketball and they said, all right, go fucking shoot that thing. I'm going to take bouldering to a new level. I'm going to be the boulder that's actually up there going and rock climbing with Larry. Right, Larry?

Yeah. I'm talking about it. You have an appointment tomorrow? You know what bouldering is? I know what bouldering is, but why Larry, it is Larry boulder all the time? Yeah, I want to. What's bouldering? It's free, it's like rock climbing, but like with out of the harness.

You have to be so strong to go do bouldering. Me, rock climbing? I'll show you a couple of. of boulders. I can do it. The only thing that I really have a hard time doing is holding myself up with one arm. Yeah, I have, I have, like, issues because, like, every time I hold onto it, I'm so strong that I break it off by accident. So, like, I have to, you know what I mean?

I have to, like, pick out, be careful and my control. I pull down the whole wall in the building. I rip it all down. It's not wrong. It's all plywood. But that's the, have you been on a bouldering course where your back is a, uh, by the the ground, like, you're basically, like, like 90 degrees is right?

Yeah. Planked. I've tried it. I don't want to be between two, like, crevices or like, it's just like a little tiny. You have like barely any space. It's like, you know, like cut your back out and shit. You know who bolters. Get blown out by a mound.

What? PewDie Pie. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And he's fucking. He has a type of build, by the way. He has a type of build to do that. Yeah.

He's handsome. He believes a build boy. A PewDie pie is an Italian girlfriend. He's like the world's biggest YouTube. wherever. He lives in Japan. He listens to everything in the world. He watches everything. He has a kid.

What was that horrible copy pasta, Tann? I'm not, I'm not gonna say it because it was like the worst thing I ever read. He's like, P-Pi P-Pi is the white king. It was like the in-cell thing where he's like he's a king.

He retired early, lives in Japan. Has like a beautiful wife. He's a beautiful virgin white wife. Yeah, it was so bad. It was like the worst copy paste. I was like, that's bad. That's gross. Did I come on 14?

Where did it come from? I think it was on Twitter. He posted it on Twitter. Dude, who was, I forget his name. Who was the guy who was like, I want a virgin. What was it? It was a virgin consenting, alive. It was the guy.

We just watched. What's his name, though? I can't remember his name. What are you guys talking about? It's the guy who makes his own wine. He makes his own wine in his, in his kitchen. And he, like, lives on his own. Yomi, we watched him.

It's so gross. What's his name? King Cobra. It's Kobe. Or something like that. The guy that you guys were watching in the TV and I was like, what the fuck are you watching? He made like a Pop-Tart sandwich and he made his own meat, but it was like all dirty. And there was like bleach in it too.

He was mixing like beer with like a shit ton of vodka. And he would just like chucked down. He's like, yeah, that's good. And he uses like bleach to clean it out because it thinks it cleans it. But it just like makes it the worst thing ever. And they're like, it's so dangerous to drink. Oh my God. Yeah. He literally just drinks fermented.

Like he thinks it's wine. But it's just like. chops up like bananas and strawberries in it. And then it just rots. He lets it rot and then he drinks it all. Yeah, because he doesn't use the right yeast or airlock it properly and he gets bacteria in it and stuff. Yeah, there's a whole like iceberg with his guy.

And Willie, it's best not to get into it. Even worse, he stirs the drink with his finger, Willie. He does need taste it. And he tries it out. And Willie. And then does he sters with his finger. Yeah, he says, try this. He's shipping me some.

Oh, what? We can drop it. He's sending us a box. Yeah, it's like feastables, but with mead. I have to air out something that happened this morning You air not the block? No, I'm about to air you out Because you know what?

I'm getting real tired of waking up And hearing an alarm Or feeling the vibration Like in a room that's next to you And I'm so tired of hearing just even the slightest noise Like a mouse You know what? Here's what I'm waiting for like one day on a podcast

Or one person can speak Oh, it's happening right now Oh, there you go. happened. Wow. What's your next school? It's because we respect it. Yummy, are you happy now that you just got that? We respect you, dude. All right, whoever's nice, go ahead, my bed.

Can I continue my statement about Isaac not waking up to floor? Only if it doesn't start an argument. Okay, listen, Isaac, I think that your brain is too used to whatever alarm you have and you have to change it up. I think you have like super hearing, dude, because you're on the other side of the war. Isaac, Isaac, I hear it. You have a max alarm. What do you mean? Isaac, I can hear it.

Yeah, the max alarm that's right next to my face. I can hear it with my AC blowing into my face. in my face. You guys are, you guys got soft ears. I want to let you know. No, no, no. I want to let you know, Isaac, when we were in the last house and we would hang out in the living room, we could hear your alarm from the living room.

Yes. Did you like it? No, no, no, no, no. That sucks, guys, bummer. Anyways, you guys can, you guys can suck my ball. Suck them. When he says, we should all get. He's like my dad, you know.

He comes out. I don't want to be your dad. Why are you banging on the wall? Because I'm trying to sleep. You're not trying to sleep. You're not looking good in this position, bro. Isaac, you're not looking at an alarm, bro. You look at like a mad, dumb assing right now. You don't even put it out, Isaac. You don't even put it out, Isaac.

I do, I do. No, you don't. Okay, listen. Oh, today. The alarm was a problem. No one said that. I'm saying that you need to try and change it because you sleep through it. Okay.

Am I going to get the same bangs when you hear it again? because I don't know what you want me to do about that. Okay, you know what you actually do? Because I used to have the same problem as you. And what I did was I bought one of those old school little ones that you set the actual thing and you put it down and then you got to smack the top of it. But it works.

They're loud as shit. They'll wake you up. Can you get a school bill? Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to buy Isaac one of those little toys that goes above a crib where they dango from the ceiling and it spins and it has a little. Oh, what's the word of that? I don't know, but I'm going to get you one because you're looking.

like a big baby right now. Oh, I'm looking like the baby. Oh, here we go. It's not like your alarm goes off for five seconds, and the Nick's like, I got it out. It's like it goes off for 30 minutes. And at 905, I hear banging on my wall.

That's ridiculous. What's worse is what it does wait for a hour. Three times, three, four times. That's bad. And then you yelled at me. You got mad that I banged on the wall this morning, and I'm like, bro, change your alarm so you can wake up to it.

What are you talking? I'll talk to any of you guys about no noise shits and anything like that. Isaac's alarm goes off and waking up. We've been dealing with it for almost two years. Oh my God. None of us sleep through alarms. Okay, so watch. When I change my alarm, what should I change it to?

Nick, what's the one? Here's what it is. Okay, I'm going to set my alarm. It's not about the sound or nothing. It's just about the fact that it goes on for so long. It literally goes on for like an hour or video. And honestly, the fact that you're trying to make it our fault or our problem is like crazy right now. I'm going to be real.

Yeah, you guys are a bunch of babies. Y'all got soft ears. You all got soft ears, man. Oh my God. Oh, my God. So listen, when I change it to meh, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am. And you guys don't know.

And you guys don't know. I'm not going to have, I don't know. If you wake up to it, we will not have a problem with it all. I have an idea. I have an idea. Isaac. You should go by the old house and live there. Okay. Because you, I think you better off with it.

Dude, if you ever get a wife or like a kid, you're going to get killed. They're gonna kill you in your sleep because they're gonna hate you. The baby comes up in the future wife. Your future wife. On one hand. You don't understand the wrong. Yeah.

Nope, no, no, shut up. Everyone's shut up. Oh my God, I'm fine. I'm watching. I'm gonna. I'm clutching. I don't say a fucking alarm. I don't set an alarm and people are problem.

Because I sleep in. I said the alarm. People have a problem because it goes off. What do you want for me? You don't wake up. What do you want? We hear it for two hours. Go to a sleep building where they like

hook you up to a machine and you sleep all night and then they're going to think you're so dumb when they try to wake you up for 19 hours and you don't wake up. I don't get it. I don't get it. I'm going to change my alarm right now. I'm in my alarm app. I'm going to change all of them.

Because when you guys I think it's a bug my ass about how loud and annoying it is, I'm telling you nothing. I'm not doing a single thing to change it. If you weren't physically woken up by one of us, it's because the 2,000, milligrams of caffeine you have in a day, your heart needs a jumpstart physically by another person. The alarm isn't enough.

What are you? What in what the fuck does that have to do with sleeping, my boy? Your heart is about to go into cardiac arrest, but you have to get jump started to wake up. Jumping starts. So, like my battery is dead. Like I had too much caffeine in the night before. Yeah, that's real. And also your sleep schedule is so beyond fucking fucked.

I was up before you, stupid. What are you talking about? Because I stayed on the wall and woke you while. And woke you up. See, I don't remember. See, what I did was I woke up and I had to maneuver my big ass out the driveway because all my friends were asleep. That's right. No arguing.

Okay. It's too late. You're exhausted, by the way. You're exhausted, by the way. Woke me up. Oh, no. My exhaust woke you up is me tick towing to the fucking kitchen going to wake you up with your big baby soft ears? Do you want me to knock on your door and be like, dude, Isaac.

Yeah. You got to wake up to your alarm, man. I'm changing you right now. I don't think you guys get it. What's the most annoying one? It's not about changing you, man. It's about waking up. No, not that one.

You just need somebody's day. No, no, you need, yeah, that just like, there goes all the... Someone's driving and they're just like, R. You want to hear one? That one. That'll wake you up.

Instead of C-Signed by the beach, you want to hear that. That wakes you up. If that wakes you up and you turn it off and then you're ready to go to it. What's crazy is, everyone agrees. Yes. Is that a little wake you up?

And this is what you should do. When you go to sleep, take your phone and put it like right here next to your fucking face. Oh, no, it is right by my head. How do you sleep through that? But you wake up to me banging on the wall. Tape it to your head. Because I was like, I was- To your head, too.

Like on my forehead. Yeah. You're like two phones. When I don't wake up to it and I still get this bullshit. Wait a minute. Oh, wait. I have a funny story. Wait, hold on.

Wait, I have one more thing I want to say real quick before. say real quick before I'm sorry to interrupt you, Tanner. He perped up so fast. Just one more thing. One more thing. Isaac also wears his sting that plays like music in his ears. I was going to say that. Yes. In Japan, I stopped. I stopped. I stopped.

In Japan, he was like, all right, we got to wake up early. I got to set an alarm. He's set an alarm. And then he put his sleeping headphones on so he couldn't even hear his alarm. So we just slept because they were like, there's no way. Dude, I was like. And so I had to physically get up three times to turn his phone off so we could sleep. I think you guys are used to waking up alarms.

Also, I stopped doing that. The Cigmask fell apart. That's the point of an alarm is to wake up. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. I stop wearing the sleep mask. Every time I heard his alarm, I wake up. Look, that's what he's supposed to do.

Wake up. I'm trying. Have you been shedding of all these years for fun? In the bathroom. Dude, I have a two and a half minute video of you sleeping with this going off right next to your head. You fucking buy the seaside my shit. Turn it on. Keep it on.

No. And you go wake up. You don't wake up. I'm sleeping there. It's going up right next to you. That's from Vegas. banging, and you know, it's crazy, Isaac,

there's actual video proof of it all. It's in the vlogs. It's always in the vlog of us being able to hear your alarm. So, okay, okay, okay. Beat up Isaac time has gone on for now 15 minutes. I got to hear the resolution. Wait, is the resolution? Is that the resolution?

No, my resolution is a Willie vlog idea where he hires somebody and they're a physical alarm person. We pay them money and they can beat on your chest like a gorilla until you wake up every day. Okay. When you're leaving town again, we're going to fill your bathroom with balls again. I'm going to do that. I'm going to make an Isaac Vaugh channel. The only video is going to be, we did it again again.

That's what's going to be. Again and again. How did we do this again? How did we get this once more? You got to wait and say it once more. Well, guys, it's only been 16 minutes. What are we going to talk about? Is it really?

That's really long, actually. That's pretty good. Let's finalize that conversation that Isaac just try and use a different alarm. And if that doesn't work, go to the extent of just getting a physical alarm. Okay. And what do you think would happen if all these other things fail, including that alarm? What would you do? Go to the doctor.

Or go change your sleep schedule. Change your sleep schedule. Eating 500 grams of protein at 3 in the morning and watching fucking South Park and then also going to bed. That was great. No, that's fun. No, no, no, no. Don't stop that. That's fun.

It's fun. Dude, 8,000 milligrams of protein. And take some of these. Everybody watching this, take a multivitamin right now. I dare you. That's good. No, it's, blue season's coming up. Oh, look.

My camera just changing your vitamins and wash your hands. Blue season is coming up. And I like to get the sour little gum drops. I think the only person that I'll argue and say that 500 milligrams of caffeine is fine because he's not. The FDA, because the FDA is not 6-4 and 220. Yeah, they're not. Dude, that's actually the most real thing ever. How much of a...

I'm like nine times the size of mine, bro. What? I'm like blue now, so I don't know what's going on. You look cute, though. You're pretty. Your room looks at split talks is a real thing. Dude, Tanner and I have been on our rush shit, and last night, we, we went crazy.

Is that what you're talking? Gibberish? I felt like, they were playing on a 5X server, and they were, dude, I was like, I was like, I was editing, and I hear Nick go, Jabba-d-d-d-da-d-da-d-d-da-d-d-a-d-oh. Oh, I remember that.

Oh, yeah. Nick started speaking to Japanese. I was like, shut the fuck up. And you're like, we were playing Russ. You were like, language. We're like, did I? We're like, poop-poo-poo-poo-d-poo-d-poo-d-poo-d-poo. We're like, drop-up bo-poo-poo-poo.

We're like, do it for like an hour. Oh, my God. I did, I remember because you were like, shut up. Yeah, we were like, oh, poop-du-du-du-bo-bo. We're like just saying. You were not forever. Yeah, no, it was like 20 minutes easily. Yeah, yeah, but yummy,

Yami walked in. He just got food or something like that. And he walks over and he sees it we're like kidded out in this game. And he's like, dude, what? How do you have that? You're a gun? I was like, yeah, dude, vanilla.

He's like, that's not vanilla. And I was like, yeah, do you look at everything. He's like, press escape. I have like eight rocket launches on it. Yeah, I was like, press escape. And then I see five. I see closes really fast. It is fun because it just gets right into the gunfight and then you can just like kill people.

Sorry guys. Dude. Oh, no, no, you just threw me back into that conversation. When are your alarm set? Oh my gosh. When? Way to go, Isaac. What do you mean when?

I have like every hour of the day lined up. Tanner, do you have alarm set for the day? Yeah. What time? I had one at 10.50 this morning and I woke up. What about you, Larry? What did I have it today? Oh, at nine.

Nine? Yeah, me? It was a nine. I woke up with that one today because I didn't need it. I knew when I went to wake up. Do you ever do that? Do you ever like know when you need to wake up and you can do it? Yeah.

And I'm like, oh, I'm going to sleep early and then you just wake up like before. I'm like, it's kind of a hell married. When did I set my alarm today? Yeah, for what time? In general or just today? Either one. Wait, what do you talk about? Because I have like a million of them.

He's like a therapist right now. It was like 9 a.m. and then 9.30, 10. And then 10, 11, 12, 1, 2, 3. Yeah. Yeah. Do you set more than like, do you set like five or six of them? He definitely does. Yes.

Yeah, he has more. Because it goes back to back to back to back. And then he'll stop it one time and then he'll ring again. Stop it again. That's like, that's how you like wake up, alarm guy. No. No. What are you talking about?

No. I'm talking about. I'm in hell. Am I in the ninth level of hell? Why did you? If I turn off an alarm, I'm going back to bed. That's what you do? What?

What are you talking about? That's not what you're supposed to do. You turn off alarms and you go to bed. That's what you do. Isaac. If I wake up to them up and I and I'm daring to go to sleep when you hear an alarm, not wake up.

When I wake up to an alarm and it's in my ears, I'm like, oh yeah, that's my alarm. Sometimes I snoozing. I'm sure 99% of Americans can agree. Snoozing alarm is very real. No, because 99% of Americans don't have a man baby job like you do.

They have to get up and go to work, dude. What are you on about? You're the one getting there on the lawn. You're the man, baby. How about you wake up? You have a baby, man baby, uh, schedule, dude. You got soft ears.

I said it, I'll say it again. Dude. You got baby ears. Yeah, do the big face. Look at me. We put him on the right side of the screen. There you go. There you go.

Nice. Oh my God. It looks like, it looks like, uh, epic rat battles of history. Dude, yummy versus Big T. quick. All right, T, get on the blue side. Bobby versus

Big T. Free red. Oh, okay, my turn. Oh. All right. You got to get me back up. I heard you deadlifted for the 15th time this week. Look at your disformed legs, boy, you a freak.

There's nothing, dude, there's nothing. Oh, no, here we go. Dude, how is he like Michael Jackson leaning? The love how? How? That's not real. How? How? How?

That's, dude, that's insane. That was kind of like that. So we can see your feet. People won't believe you. You're a beautiful woman. Ew. Dude, you're like an ostrich. Oh my God.

You're an ostrich. You're a human dinosaur bird. Dude, your angle is like, what, 140 degrees? What is that? How do you even do that? That's like he goes backwards. He goes backwards. He has this weird thing where his knees go backwards

and we have a bunch of crazy photos of it. Yeah. He'll pretend like his knees break. Yeah, he's still leaning. You can say new car. I got a new way. Then he put the new for G's on the Jeep. Yeah.

Hey, can I say something really quick? And it's not doxville because I looked it up and it's all over the place. Dude, the sweet tea from Hat Creek Burger Company is the best sweet. They nailed it. They nailed it. They know how to make like southeastern sweet tea. I've never had a place that does it right. Not even Chick-fil-A, not Zagsby's not nowhere.

No, dude. Had Creek Sweet tea is the best. Yeah. Yeah, because, yeah, he's from the place where sweet tea's from. Come on, dog. I'm gonna send you a picture. Come up in the air. Wait, so,

Yummy, you never had Hat Creek until I mentioned it, right? You thought you did? No. I thought I did, but I had it in their sweet tea is so good, bro. Yeah. Hat Creek was really good.

Their nuggets are really good. They just make it there. Do you experiment in different stores and see what sweet tea they have? Oh, yeah. You do get a lot of sweet tea. Oh, yeah. Look at this.

Yummy. Look at this. I'm sending you an image right now. I'm texting it to you. I'll put in this board, but it's something only you would like. Tanner and I saw something. Let me see.

Oding. I want to play basketball right now. Wait, should I say it? What it is? Yeah, you can say it. Dude, they have sweet tea deep eddies, bro. Oh, you all you remember saying that. That's insane.

We saw it at the liquor store and we're like, dude, yummy would go crazy. It's like Larry Steen and limon talkies. Why don't I get targeted at that? The phone we like. I got a strung. You want to know. Sochi.

You just sit in there? Yeah, it was like totally of my thumbs. Remember how I bought Larry that Flamed Hot Cheetos cup from a Spirit Halloween in Vegas? That was really funny. It's still here. It's here. Oh, you brought it home?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we still have it. We got everything. I remember pretty good. Yeah, we left. We had to ditch like all the foam cups and shit. Yeah, I don't know what I did with my pimp outfit. I lost it.

Dude, I don't know. I think. I think soup stole it. I think soup stole it. Wait, all the outfits and stuff? The costumes? I don't have mine.

Yeah, I even lost Isaac's mask. Yeah, Tama lost my extremely expensive mask. Was it that like a $200 mask? Yeah, it was $500. $500. It was not $500. You said $200 to me. You want the listing?

Oh, no. I had to look back into it. Oh, my God. No way. So if you're in Vegas and you saw a red mask hanging up in a bathroom stall, please send it to our PO box steal Isaac's shit we could bring you said bring it you said bring it

I did not I said you don't need it He said leave you said bring it I do you don't need it He was like he was wearing this black one that I had He was just like walking around with it And he took it off and he was like to bring this And I was like man no man And I like hit it and then he found another one

He brought it anyways I want to see something No that's not what happened I want to say something Okay Larry there's there's new lore from Tanner, okay? So recently we had his parents come over, okay? And, you know, we were tied up, we were talking about

him, and they said that Tanner loves to take his sister's stung and put it in his room and he tent toes around as well, so like people don't even hear what he does it. It's because they were mean to me as a kid and I wanted to come back. The habit was all from childhood, bro.

It's because they were mean to me. They would always like, they locked me in a dog cage. No, I remember that. Yeah. He said that his sisters locked him up. And they were like, get them. Oh, you know what else I would do to them?

Dude, I actually have a list of what I would do to them. I would go onto their, like, their PlayStation's and delete their game files. Dude. You're fucked. When I was like,

when I was like five or six years old, and honestly, I'll be real. From what I've heard what his sisters do to him, I don't blame him too much. They're putting a dog cage. But what did we do? Being put in a dog cage and then like,

it's just happy. I think if you guys is like sitting. It's already. So I just do it. You flirt with us too much. much. We're like, no, I won't even say it. We're like friends with benefits, all right?

I wouldn't even say it. Immediately. I won't even say, yeah, we fucks in time. Yeah, we're friends with benefits. When I was five years old, believe it or not, I had really bad anger issues. Bad, bad. I believe it.

Really bad. And I destroyed GameCube controllers by spiking it on the ground as hard as I could. And I also put my sister's I think it was her It was Game Boy, they were Game Boy games I put them in the popcorn maker and they melted How the fuck did you even think to do that?

You were a weird kid and you were like weird You're new, yeah, what? I put her the popcorn maker and I ruined the popcorn maker And I Did you also said when you didn't get your way, you slammed your head on the ground? That was when I see like I don't remember that But that was, yeah, my mom told me I was two years old. And I would fall face first and not catch myself.

I'd fall right on my face. And I would also slam my head on the ground and the coffee table. That's awesome. That was like old school. That got patched though. That doesn't work anymore. They literally were like scared. I was going to like permanently damage my brain.

They'd be like, stop it. Stop it. I just keep doing it. I did it. Dude, I did that one time because I didn't want to go inside of JC Penny. And I literally kept doing it. I kept doing it to this lady came up to my mom. She was like,

You need you to call, like, an ambulance. He's like, no, it's fine. I just, he's just mad. And then, uh, we went, weird. Like, one day you're perfectly fine going into a JC Finney. The next day, you're banging your head because you don't want to go in for no reason at all. You're just like slamming your head. You're like, yeah.

Kids have no reason. They do. Why do they do that? Like, I applaud every parent ever because, like, what? I could not imagine dealing with that. Dude, I, like, what do you do? Oh, my God. That kid would be dragged to hell.

If I, I can't imagine. What do even do about that? I can't. I feel like it was like an era though that was like an era of like he were just doing that kind of shit dude terrible twos. You just hand them an iPad and they're fine.

Well yeah. I was like brainwashed them. I was a weird kid when I was a kid. Like I think my parents were like suspect to me because I would always like go up to and be like would you guys be sad if I died and then I like smiled. I would always do that to them.

Oh my God. What are you talking about? When I learned what adoption was and I was like seven I always thought if my parents were my actual parents I would always be like what's a doc. I like learned about it. I was like, what if they're not even real, bro?

Yeah, I was 100% convinced. And then I was like nine or ten. Your siblings look like you? You have like twins? I didn't know that when I was eight, dude. I was eight years old and he wasn't born yet, dude. Born yet? Oh.

Well, okay, so with my thing, it was like no one in my family really looks like me too much. My sister definitely doesn't. So I was looking into it and I learned about the genome squares or whatever. or what are they called? The gene squares, like with the punnet squares. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, with like the jeans and like the eye color and stuff and like your parents' eye colors. Oh, yeah, where it's like X, Y, it's like dominant. And I was literally trying to do the math

to see if my parents were my parents. I was like, hold on, bro. Like this eye color shit might not match up. Oh, my God. I had a friend who had that same thing or he thought the same thing, but what it was was like,

he never knew this, but his mom had, uh, had like, what was it, two or three boyfriends at once when she was in school. Holy.

And she didn't tell any of them And then she had like several kids It was like insane You got three different dudes showing up to the big shower Dude he was in class He was trying to figure it out with this girl He was like saying like Here black

It's like a full mix of everyone A friend A friend nothing to do with my family Oh I thought you said your mom No no no no no no It was a friend He was trying to figure out with his girl Because he was like

He was like questioning it really bad And shit he was like Hair knows fuck He was like Does this one? doing the eye thing. You look at him. He's got like mystery colored eyes. They keep changing so that you can't get it right. You're like, damn it. Dude, this makes me feel like a superhero.

I don't know what. Did you eat them all? What happened? Is that your sponsor? I don't know. I thought those your vitamins, dude. I thought you ate them all. Oh my God. No. This makes me feel like a superhero. He just has a whole bunch of electrolytes going through his veins. Did I say? What did that say?

It's like an electrolyte. That's what it's called? Yeah, I took two vitamins and I drank this whole electrolylet. I'm like feeling crazy. Yeah. Get up on that vitamin C and zinc boys. Oh, zinc is actually goatee. That's real.

That's real. Zinc's that good shit. Oh, zinc boys sound so hard. Zinc's taste bad, though. I heard it. Zinc made me sick when I took it straight. Yeah, you had to do it after you eat. You know what happened?

You did it. Dude, I took zinc on an empty stomach and then I had a Mexican candy. And then. that's like the worst time of that day that I laid down on the couch and I was like oh yeah in the last house

it is horrible you have to eat something like some crackers or something anything not Mexican what the fuck hey I have a question I hear question

write that down who tweeted that I like how there's no I like how there's no face cam from where that came from oh I just realized your cameras I'm even on I just realized

Cafe sipping on codeine and Sprite, bro. Leave it on. Did you not shower? I just have a little mustache going on. It looks really weird. I like your mustache. Why don't you shave it? I don't know.

It's annoying to shave. Use your manscape when they use on your balls. Yeah, it's annoying a shave. Dude, I shaved my hands because I hated like the fucking monkey hands, dude. Like the hair on my hands. I don't know. I got paws.

It is growing back. Look. I don't know how to stop it. It's like a disease. I love her jack gene. I think everybody in Washington has like a winter coat. Do you think so? Oh, yeah.

So I definitely have like a winter coat. Yeah. Yeah. I think you're like old generation, like all. Tanner, do you think you're part native? Like, are your family from? I don't know. I don't know.

Because your family's off of Washington, right? Yeah, there's a lot of like native tribes there. But I ever licked a toad? I do. we see toads all the time. I see mushrooms. I do. I do actually, yeah.

I was at school. I was at school, and there's a mushroom under the tree. And I was like, my friend named, um, nah, I want dogs, but he was like, eat that mushroom. I was going to say, he was like, eat that mushroom tea. And I was like, ah,

and I ate that mushroom. And it tasted really bad. And it was like, gross. Okay, I tell you guys something. One time me and my friends tried a trip when I was in high school. And we went out to the cow fields because psilocybin naturally grows out of cow shit.

How did you know that in the high school? cooler. I don't know. But we were going through and we were checking out all the cow patties and we were clipping mushrooms out of the cow patties and we ate them. Ew. You're gross. Wait, and so what happened after that? What the hell? Did you wash him?

Nope. You're based mode for that one. You got to raw it out, man. Raw dog. And then what happened? And then what happened? I don't think we ate enough because we ate like three of them with lace chips and then we just sat there and nothing happened. He just ate cow shit mushrooms. cow poop and ruffles?

You're just a minute to eating cow poop and ruffles. You know, I think it would have worked if we ate more, but I don't know. You know, there's like pooping your teeth. I think we should eat more. My friend was like a, I'm not feeling it. He's like a psycho knot. And if you like squeeze certain mushrooms that I think I'm still a slybant in them, I think the stem turns blue or something.

And then. Oh my God, you're like choking it. We were flicking the spores of the cap to like spread them out to make more grow. And then we were like squeezing them to like check them out. Oh, my God. This is like, last of us. You were, like, addicted. You were addicted when you haven't even tried it yet.

I'd never tried it. That was my first time trying to do it. You were, like, clipping it out of cow poop, trying to eat it all. You're like pushing it and making a purple. I'm not kidding. We walked like 10 miles in a day, and we'd find it like a Pokemon. We were like, oh, there's one, there's one. And then we'd find a mushroom.

Be like, oh. Oh, shit. Nothing has. Literally. That was a crazy day. You know, I'm glad I, like, it's really funny that that happened. Have you ever gone cow tipping? No, you can't tip a cow?

What? They're so heavy. They're so heavy. So is that just from cars? Or is that like not? I think that is from cars. It's from barnyard and cars. I don't know.

Is that a real? You would literally have to tip a cow with a car. You would literally have to tip a cow farm in a cow farm. Wait, is there ever going to be a willy vlog where we just trip? Can we eat cow poop and do nothing else? Yeah, eat cow poop. I don't think of that. How would I encapsulate that we were tripping?

Is this time I want to take cow poop? We ate cow poop and fucked up. Show like us over and then Larry like upside down hanging by his ankles. We ruined troops. It's like me trying in the corners of film now. We did chaos. We made trumes chaotic. We hired like a mime to like freak out of arms again again.

Oh my God. We forget that we ordered it like a month. And they like bang on the door because we told them to but we forgot. We told them that it's going to be unlocked and you just walk in. What are you talking about? So we like we like plan ahead. We call a circus. We're like all right.

Like a year's our house. It's going to be on logs. We schedule it on month. We schedule it on month. So we forget about it. And then we trip. And then we come in. We forget.

And we're like, what the fuck? Why is that happening? There's like a tiger like let's like a dog. Like the scariest mind that's like 6-5 comes in like The terror fire comes inside Oh my god I would freak out I would freak out so hard

Did you see the Lohze for a concert? Oh that was one over there on No, I didn't go to the Luzzi's like he had a terrifier footage No way he was playing the terrifier in the background Okay I just felt like everyone talking at the same time Oh That's something happened we all got excited

Yeah we did get a good excited. Sorry about the Isaac. I saw him. I showed Tanner. It was like the terrifier, not the trailer, but like a sneak peek. He was just in a Santa costume. I saw the teaser. Did I tell you guys?

Oh, never mind. This is off topic. I didn't mean to do that. No, no, no, you're good. You're good. Tell us. Well, I think I talked to a pedophile when I was on Club Penguin when I was five. I talked to it on stream. Dude. And the reason I think that is because I was on this really secluded little,

there's like an ice island thing away from everyone. at the top of the map. Yeah, Iceberg. And we kept sending each other hearts back at fourth. And I thought I had a girlfriend. But now that I'm thinking back about it, when I was five, there's no way. No, dude, I had a few girlfriends on Moviesart Planet.

And I don't think any of them were guys. Movie Star Planet. Yeah, I had like seven girlfriends on Movistar Planet. And I would tell them all that they were the only one I was dating. And then I'll go to the next girl and see the same thing. They got so repetitive. I just kept copy and pasting the same message. So I was just, you remember the Facebook games like YoVille?

I was trying to get a girl. I was trying to get a girl on Yoville. There was a mafia one that I played on Facebook. I forget what it was called. I tried to get a girl on Farmville too. Nobody would want me. I dated my friend's mom on Farmville. Oh my God.

You dated your friend's mom on Farmville? You just confess that your friend's mom is a better file. You're friends watching this? God damn it. I gave her 15 wheat and we dated in real life. Oh, fuck. That's awesome. 15 weed?

Wheat. Oh, 15 weed? For crops. Can I go pee and weed. Can I go pee. Wait. Wait. Wait, wait.

Wait, you have a bladder problem, I think. This is the first time I went pee like all day. I pooped at the gym, but not pee. Dude, by the way. You cannot poop without peeing, you liar. I want to make, um. Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

Since when can you ever poop without pee. Sometimes I just poop and I don't pee. Yeah, wait, what poop without pee? You can poop without pee. You can't wait for the pee to come? I don't, it just comes. What? I always have pee loaded.

You don't just can't poop without peeing. That's not true. Yes, you can. I can do it right now. Actually, as an example, that's an example. Isaac, remember when you warned me and you're like, dude, if you get a, what was it? What was it? What was it?

What was it? Jack in a box. If you get jack in a box, you're going to get absolutely demolished in the bathroom. Dude, it was bad. That's what I'm bad. I had like, like, Sasquatch beef coming out of my ass. Dude, I literally, the biggest brownest shit came out of my big, horrible, big butt. terrible for multiple sessions

I'm really confused right now there's no way you guys are pooping out here without peeing that's not real dude yes the only reason why you do choke on your bladder what you choke up on your bladder what do you mean? You have a UTI see listen Ymi's saying basically you have to relax

you have to relax to go poop right yeah so you just gotta relax I massage and when you relax you obviously relax your bladder and we should all get those little step that you put... Squatty potty. Squatty potty.

Squatty potty. Squatty potty. Squaties are good for your body. Are you, like, going to Google to ask if it's real? So when you relax the stronger anal sphincter, it also decreases the tension of the weaker urinary sphincter.

Oh. Dude, Mr. Sphinctor would be a crazy name. So it's very possible, it is very difficult to do one without the other. So I don't know how you guys are just... So maybe... Maybe. Maybe...

Maybe you went pee, you couldn't poop, you walk away, you come back, and now you got to poop. Are we still talking about this? Yeah, we're trying to figure it out. Dude, I've like shit without peeing, but not often. There's no way. I've shit without peeing, yes. You guys are taking laxidics or something. Because sometimes I'd be peeing, right?

I pee, I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to go play back a video game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I go back like an hour later and then I got, I got to poop. Or it's like one of those things where you pee and then shortly after you got to poop. Oh, you know what? And then you got to do that. I think I just evolved better to where, like, I know when it's poop time.

Here we go. I know my poop clock. You guys don't know what it's poop a clock, but I have that thing down to a sign. I'm pretty spot on every single day. Me and poop are like this right here, okay? Sometimes I don't know how you know how. Sometimes I know how you know how you know how it starts smelling like death and like you want to kill yourself. That is.

That's true. One death fart and it's poop a clock, dude. You got to go. Like, or you have like a beefer and you're like, ooh, and you got to go. Dude. Oh my god. When you're beefing out of a wiener. Back to when I had Jack in a box, right?

I was like farting a little bit. It was like one of those ones that had a lot of pressure. It was like, it was like, it was like, oh, crap. Yeah, and it smelled really bad too. I was like, okay. Okay. And then the last one, my body like prepared me. It was like, dude, I'm telling you right now.

All this talk, you gotta pee. My God, everyone has bladder issues today. But it was like, it was like, it was one of those ones where you fart. And then it's shortly after you squeeze real quick, but you don't know why. And then you realize why. And you're like, oh, my God, my body just like saved me. So then you go to the bathroom and you let it out.

That was the emergency break. Yes. No, it's real. It's like automatic, dude. It's like an update. It's crazy. Yeah. It literally sucks like it.

It's like, d. It's like, no, dude. Sometimes the guards are like, all right. It's a far. It's a far. It's a far. It's oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, we gotta go, we gotta go.

The bad money, back it up. Bag it up. No, no, no, that's too much. Come on, hold on. Dude, so it's crazy because it's like when you're driving at someone, you have to go to the bathroom, if you hold it long enough, it'll go away, right?

Yeah. But your body knows when you're getting home. Like, you know, my... Like, your asshole knows. And, like, when you walk inside, it's immediately like you got to run to the bathroom. It's pretty bad. What's up?

No, no. Can I tell you guys something? What's up? What's up? I almost blew up from watching Iron Man 3. What? I had to pee so bad at hour 1

and that movie is like nine hours long. I did not expect it to be so long. I peed myself watching Godzilla. No, no, no. I think it was King Kong. Just out of respect for how godly the creature was. Yes. Actually, I was so hyped about it

that I watched the whole movie even though I had to pee from the very start. And when the credits rolled, I mean, I was scared watching Dude, you have to do what you do. Iron Man 3 is only two hours and 10 minutes. I thought it was way longer.

I don't know why I had to be so bad. Let me tell you how much Godzilla is now. You made me curious. It's like eight hours long. I think it was King Kong. I think it was cooler than going to see Oppenheimer or whatever. It's called with Tanner and Larry and they're both just asleep

during the movie. I look over and I'm the only one awake. It was like 15 minutes into the movie. I'm just like, And then, dude, dude. And then Tanner, wait, I look over for the popcorn I bought. It's in Tanner's hand and he's asleep. And I swear to God, this is what happened.

I, like, I wake him up for some popcorn. I look at it, it's empty. I'm like, hey, are you kidding me? And he goes, Larry ate it. I look over at Larry. He's passed out. And I'm like, what the fuck? You mean Larry ate it.

He's asleep. He's been asleep. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure I have my own popcorn or something. I had something to snack on. No, you kept, you kept asking for him. Like, yeah, here you go. Oh, it was like, too, it was whenever he passed over to you.

And I'll, like, grab one. And then I just wanted to sleep. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. I couldn't mean the whole thing anyways. But that was so funny when I looked over at Larry. He'd be like, what the hell man? And he's just, he's a big thing. Was it a big?

It was like the medium popcorn. It was like all the medium is big, though. I mean, let's be real. Medium is, fucking huge. I don't know how people you like large. Like, that is. Oh, the large. And, dude, the drinks are like this big too.

Yeah. Small, like small starts like right here and then he just goes up. Dude, trust us, man. I know the Europeans are here in this. They're like, oh, Americans. Oh, they're sold. But trust us. It's like even big for us, man.

Those things. It's a lot. It's a lot. We don't, we don't. Dude, do I smell bad? No, I don't. I genuinely can't stop fidgeting. Like if I have something, I have to have something in my hand.

Just say your autism. See your autism. God. Yeah. Can I just say it? Don't say him. It's not ablest. Are you stupid or are you autistic?

Because yes, it is. What? Claiming you have a thing that you don't have is like, that's... Autism is a mental disability, bro. You can't just be like, yeah, I actually have that. How is that abelism? Because you're claiming to have something you don't. It's like me being like, oh, yeah, I'm paralyzed from the waist down.

And then I go sprint and dunk a basketball. Um... Wait, it's processing. Let him process it. Wait. What are some examples? That's like disrespectful to people that actually have autism. Do you not understand that?

Here's an example. Telling someone that they don't look disabled as a compliment. Choosing a non-disabled job candidate over a disabled one. Okay. What's concerned ablism? Maybe claiming discrimination or not. I feel like it's kind of a little discriminatory. I think that's just mislabeling.

I think that's just self-diagnosing. I don't think that's, I think that's, is that not disrespectful to actually, like actual autistic people that claim you? This is a big topic switch from pooping. What are we, what is this? It's not that far off. Let's be real. I didn't say, I just said I can't stop fidgeting.

Someone was like, just say you have autism. I'm like, what? Not far off from poop. I want to hear the correlation with this, dude. Yeah, what? Like map it out for me, man. I'm trying to like a roadmap of like poop to autism. I mean, it's not that long of a road, right?

Poop. It's like, don't say right. What do you mean? Right. Don't say right. I don't know. Autistic people like poop That's not true

What are you saying? Listen, I know a few people who like poop And they're not autistic They're quite brilliant actually I like poop Who likes poop Case proven Robert Einstein like

You think so? Leonardo da Vinci did Ooh yeah Leonardo da Vinci There's no shot you come up with E equals MC squared out of thin air And you're not autistic He got to have something

He was high functioning autism Yeah, he was high functioning. He was like, he was like 280. The big style. Big, big truck. Awesome. What if you saw the big truck come through my window? Like, I just second forward to.

It kills me. It's your head. Only his head. I'm just like. No, I was just saying that I can't stop fidgeting. I always have to have. something to spin or like pull or like twist or something dumb. I don't know.

I always pick my hands. Yeah, I eat them. Pick my fingers. Yeah. I bite my nails. I notice you too. Like you're always moving your leg. Is your leg moving right now, yummy?

Dude, oh my God. You know what's so weird? What? What the fuck? I didn't even realize what I was doing until you just asked me what I was doing. Okay, I'm crisscrossed applesauce. I'm moving my left leg and I have my... I rolled up both of my sleeves up over my shirt.

shoulders and I'm squeezing my right hand like I have like an apple in it or something. I'm doing some weird shit right now. Wait, I want to try that. I did that. I did that. Now go crisscross applesauce and start moving your left leg and then put your elbow on your armrest and start squeezing your hand open palm.

What? Like this? Have it more flat. Have your arm flat and just start squeezing really fast. You get the same pace as your leg. Are you doing this? Wait, wait, wait, put the hand down. Wait, wait, do that, do that, do that? Wait, Tanner, do that. Do it, do it, do it.

Can we do that? Can you do that? All right, now, move the hand down a little bit more. I'm like a gremlin. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm doing. We've got to go back and forth faster. Yeah, like that. That's going to be a gift. That's going to be a gift. Oh, my God. We have potty humor.

Yeah, we do. Yeah, this has been a podcast for the boys. Sorry. been boy podcast. And the girl. Everybody who can just bear it, bro. This is a challenge podcast. This is a girly poop podcast.

Girlie poopie. Let's talk of that girly poop cast. Can we change our name to girly poop? Yes, dude. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Sorry, guys, we're not funny. Yeah, we are not funny today. When you guys were going to be funny either, so.

When you guys were like young, maybe like in. kindergarten first maybe second grade did you guys have like a crush on a girl no yeah i never had a crush on my girl you said what first I said when you were in like first grade second grade maybe even kindergarten did you like like a girl or did you have like a girlfriend like how did you

like how did you hit on her or try and like you know be smooth with it dude I did it in the worst way possible I played a killer clowns from outer space thinking that she'll think it's cool and then it was not cool I used to kiss a lot of girls in kindergarten Really?

Yeah. Dude, I'm not going to lie, without context. That is the worst thing you could have said. Well, okay, so when I was in kindergarten... Okay, there you go. Okay, there you go. Right, right. I made up a game called Hide and Seek, and it literally made no sense.

You made up that game? Yeah. Holy shit. Dude. Are you rich? I did this game called Hide and Sea. I don't know if you guys have heard about it. It was my second one after I invented Freeze Tag and then...

Oh, my God. I got done playing Dodgeball. You're like the Nintendo of Kindergarten. You made it all. Oh, my God. But we would... So what we would do is we would hide behind our book bags, like on the ground. And then a teacher would walk by and then we just kissed each other.

That was it. That was the whole game. It made no sense there to be called Hide and Seek. Where's the Seek? What? Oh, no, I get it. I get it. You're hiding and the teacher's seeking.

You're trying to hide it from the teacher. But I don't think I was that smart when I was five. But I think you understood that on a very little tiny brain level. Yeah. Dude. I got, I kissed a lot of people doing that. Yo. And everyone just agreed with it.

Like, no one was like, what, what? I'm telling you, I was a boss player, bro. Oh, my bad, bro. I didn't know. I didn't know you. My bad, bro. I didn't know you were like that. Yeah, me.

My fault. What? Ew, ew, ew, water tastes like chlorine. I was going to say. say that, remember Sweet Life of Zach and Cody when Zach would always hit on the blonde girl and call his sweet thing?

Oh, Ashley Tisdale. I used to look up to Dylan Spouse because he would get girls, bro. Yeah, me too. That was what I said to this one girl I liked back in first grade. I said, what's up, sweet thing? And she, like, giggled, like, super hard. And then that was, that was it. That was the first

that was the thing. I was like, God. Wait, can we talk about today's the day that they out their Italian reservation for the restaurant. Finally. It is November 16th. You were like, you're like, And then quote, retweet yourself,

did you guys see this by the way? Quote, I can't believe it, by the way. I don't know. Because he was right, dude. Everyone's posting it. Give some context, Jimmy, to the tweet. They were like, so it was on Sweet Life on deck, actually.

And it was 15 years ago to the day. Dylan and Cole walked, well, Zach and Cody, He walked up to this lady to do an Italian restaurant reservation. She was like, I could get you in at 7.30. And then they were like, okay, sweet. And then she was like on November 16th, 2023. And then they were like, that's at 15 years. And that's today.

Oh, my God. What if I'm not in the mood for Italian that day? What if I'm an Italian? So I hope he posts a picture of him being Italian tonight because he deserves it. I hope, dude. You can tweet him. Tweeted him. I was about to, but I was like, I'm done being annoying on Twitter for one day.

Did you see my response to you? Yes. What'd you say? Genuine. So Yami's not verified. Right? Yeah, I changed his profile. He's waiting for verification again. And I saw him tweet it one time.

And he quote retweets himself saying, did you guys see this? And I was about to mute him because I thought there was just some random person on my timeline being really fucking annoying. I looked at it. I was like, who is this? And it was like, what the fuck is he doing it?

What did you change your profile picture to? That's like, oh, gee. Well, I know, because like what happened was I changed it to the Halloween version. And then I forgot that it was November, halfway through November. So I changed it to that picture I took at the rec place the other day. What?

With the long face when we were at the wreck thing? When he was super sweaty. Oh, oh. Yeah. Oh, oh. Oh, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

That rage room was fun. That was pretty fun. It was like the gear was kind of gross, though. Like the gloves in the suit made me feel really. I'll be honest. I feel like I'm stepping on glass afterwards. Dude, no, they don't. They only spray lysol on it.

I saw the liceole. No, they had a washer and dry. in the back room. But that's for the I think that's for the stuff with paint. I saw the bucket we dropped the stuff in and there was just a Lysolkin on the rim of the bucket.

Well, that's all you really need, no? I don't, dude, it smelled really. Unless they smelled bad. And then remember, remember I sweat in the glove and then I got a hive on my hand and then it went away? Yeah, I don't know what you touch. Disgusting.

You got a beehive on your hand? Not like a whole bunch. That's why I left. Like, I left the room early because I started like itching all over. Oh my God. I forgot about this. Whenever I was walking downstairs to go to the bathroom after the rec room, I was still wearing my jumpsuit.

So like there was these two people. It was like a couple that came in. And they thought I was a worker that were asking me about the place. And I was just talking like I was a worker. I was like, oh, I might as well put it in the place. So they were like, where's the bathroom? I'm like, oh, it's right here down the hall to the right. She's like, oh, okay, how does it start?

I'm like, what did you pick? What package did you get? And she was like, we just did the Tomahawk. I was like, okay, so then we'll get you over there. I'm going to go to the bathroom right now. we? Yes, I said we because I said like, I might as well just play into the fucking part and I know

the guy's gonna come up to her and be like, blah, blah, I'd say the same thing. Yeah. So I was just, and then I was like, I need to go to the bathroom though, so I'll meet you somewhere else. And then when I came out, they were already gone, so I just went back upstairs. You're a boss, bro. You're a boss. There's a really funny part in the

entire vlog where Kate, like we weren't sure if we were supposed to throw the axes yet. So cage picks up one of the axes and he throws it at the wall and the axe bounces straight back and almost hits us and then the guy comes over and we pretend like we didn't throw it and we're like i was asked i was like can you show us how to throw it like what are the chances of a bouncing back he's like honestly i've never i've never really seen an axe bounce back before also he also he saw you look at him by the way he looked over you were like pointing at case something was up

He was talking about a video. He's like, oh, you guys probably saw the video, huh? None of us saw a single videos where we're just like, yeah. Yeah. He was like, the way he's told him your channel, so he's going to see where cage flung that bitch. Yeah, that's fine.

I'll let him see that. Yeah, what video was he talking about? He was talking about this video. It was just, it actually just went viral like a month ago. Somebody acts, like, they threw an axe and then, like, fell to the ground and, like, flew straight back at the guy's head, and he like just missed it.

Like he dumped. Oh my God. That's crazy. Yeah, you can look it up. It's kind of crazy. If you look up axe throwing, um, I don't know, I don't know,

near death experience. Gone wrong. Ex throwing, gun, that's not, I would not like that. Oh, that's four years ago.

Yeah, don't, don't look that up. Someone's probably get hit by the house. I'm gonna look up, homemade guillotine, gone wrong. No,

no. I'm gonna look up human blender. Human blender. Human blender. Human blender. Wait, does he throw out of yoga ball? Oh, he's not a shit. It's got a yoga ball.

Why would you throw it out of that? Oh, my God, dude. That's just like, okay. Like what? You're asking to die or get injured. You know, I actually walked into that place thinking I was going to get injured. I'm not even kidding.

That place is, you had like, have you seen your elbow? Oh, yeah, my elbow is all bruised. Oh, you don't have your camera on. Boom. But that was my fault, though, and it didn't really hurt too, too bad. It didn't, like, when I hit it. You know, like, when you hit something really hard, you have to rub it really fast.

It's what I felt like. Oh, yeah. You forget about it and you look at it. Like, you're like, whoa, it's growing. Dude, I remember when I hurt my toe? Like, I bent it all the way back and I think I, like, fractured it is. Dude, you can't. I remember you kept hitting your toe over and over again in a different occasion.

You just did it two days ago. I did. I think I just got out of the chair and, like, re-brokew my toe. Like, I think I broke my toe again. It's like a fourth time this week. That's the same toe. Like, it either goes, like, sideways or, like, behind or, like, in front. You were taking out the trash after you, like, broke your foot, and then you're like,

ah! Like, right in the kitchen. I was like, what happened? You were like, I just hit it again in the same spot. I just hit it on the corner on the same toe. And I was like, dude, like, watch where you're walking. What's your deal? When I was getting out of the beanbag, it got caught on, like, the fabric and it, like, bent.

And I was like, ah! I don't know how that happens, dude. It's because your toes are bent in the wrong direction. I got, like, made for feet. I got on the front of toes right now. It's going to be like on top of each other. It's going to be like this. Your toe looks like a guy who's about to go scuba diving.

He's got like a big helmet on. Here, wait. Oh my God. I'm like an astronaut. His big toe looks like an astronaut. I stepped in food coloring and my feet are still green. Yeah, he's got green foot. I got green trench foot right now. How did you step in food coloring?

It was when you were cooking for the video. Yeah, we never once used it on the ground. So what happened while? He had to have dropped it. Pino poppers on his feet. Oh, my God. You said that? We didn't do that.

Oh, my God. The fuck. That blessed through it. That's not supposed to be there. What do you mean? Dude, we dropped food coloring on the floor. I don't know. It was so funny when he showed his foot, though, because he was like, I forgot

I were talking about. He was showing something. And we look underneath his foot. It's like green people. catches. We're like, oh, yeah, I have like a dark spot of my foot.

Look at this one. And it's all green. Defense mode. He was like, no, no, no. Food color. Food color. It's food color.

I didn't step on the park. We're like, I'll step in, like, back a little bit. We're like, you're like, you want to avoid them.

You hate me. Because you're like a magnet to that. Dirty thing. You're like a magnet to like really dirty things. You're like a lot. Boys will be boys. Oh, that's true.

Boys will be guys. My bad. My bad. My bad. Guilty. Buh, bha. I got a bird to pull up. Hey, did we ever talk, huh?

Go ahead. Do we ever talk about what we just recorded? I don't think we did once. What? Nah, I don't, Thanksgiving? They'll see it. We don't have to, it's not even Thanksgiving, it'll see you tomorrow.

I mean, next day. It's almost Thanksgiving. Like, it's like a week away. Yeah, it is a week away. Yeah, it is a week. This month has really gone by very, very, very fast. It was my birthday like two weeks ago. What just happened?

Yeah, this month. has not been enjoyable. This has been the fastest month all year. Like it's not been a good I don't like it

I'm not happy. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. It's the same with, well, October was kind of but.

Yeah. October was long as definitely. This month has gone by. It's nuts, man. It's actually nuts. It's making me

upset. It's made me shed. I hope December doesn't go by fast, dude. December's like, I want to enjoy the Christmas. Can we like,

oh, can we like go look at lights. Yeah. So, you look at lights. It's a beautiful lights somewhere. and I wanted to snow once I don't think it's gonna do that buddy

I don't think it's gonna do that till you mean it's gonna be cold in fucking Texas Oh yeah it's gonna be the ground It's gonna be the cold Which one gets super cold? Dude this is gonna be 20 There was news recently that We will be getting possible snow

This year. Yeah it's supposed to be like This year or next year This year? This year We're already getting cold fronts bro, it's gonna be 39 So over So over So um

I don't want friends I want outies Speaking of snow and stuff I've been really diving a little deeper into the whole earth is flat sort of going beyond the ice walls We did this last week

I know I know And I'm following up on it Yeah that's what happens I'm starting to believe it a little bit I'm not gonna lie What? Yeah I mean I'm starting to what do you mean

I'm not gonna continue Listen wait you just You just say stuff that wants to get yummy bad Let's just say stuff I'm starting to think. I'm starting to think about it. Like, they want you to think that you live in a smaller world than you actually do. And think about, like, going beyond, like, right?

Like, you have not seen it for yourself. So how the fuck are you going to sit there and say, that's just not true? That's just not true. It makes me want to become a fucking pilot. And it makes me want to fucking go over there and find out for myself. I'm not even kidding. Go over where, bro? Antarctica.

You can't. There's no fly space, which is convenient. You can fly into Antarctica There are certain parts you can't And you wonder why There's bases and helicopters Go there's helicopters and bases Probably because they don't want to spend

$150,000 to rescue your dumb ass For flying it in the middle of nowhere That's nothing but ice and you'll die And then it's just like stupid Her hater I like when you Oh I'm a guy

That is so dumb What a dumb lie What a dumb lie Yeah by the way No man Because you're a sheep And you're going to believe it That's the thing.

What's the point of holding that lie? Beyond the ice caps is nothing but lens of milk and honey and gold and all the prostitutes you can ever want. Milk, honey, and gold. I would love some milk honey and gold right now. Because like I said, I mean, you're a sheep, and they're trying to control you. Control me from knowing what, dude.

You are so dumb. You're like Joe Logan. Yeah, you took like one college degree, you just fucking ate protein shakes and that's it. You took one fake college course online. You took a pill of alpha brand and that you're like, actually you're a fucking shapes. Watch a 100 games episode.

and then talk to me, yummy. That's all I can say. Yeah, District 12 would kill you brutally. You wouldn't even last. District 12, dude. I was scared of District 11 as a kid. I'll be real. They're like dauntless, right?

I'm guessing... You'd get a spear through your head. Nick, you probably saw something along the lines of... Here we go. Along the lines of... There was like this really, really weird case of just like a lot... Really, just a lot of CGI used in like space photos and ship by NASA. I'm just starting to look into that too, man.

I'm not starting to one way or another. Dude, dude. See CigI in 1990. Tell me how they're going to do CGI in 1960 that good, bro. Knowing how, knowing how corrupt the governments can be, I don't put it. What are they hiding from you, bruh? Why are you so skeptical? What are they hiding?

What is it going to benefit you with, though? What is it going to do to you? I mean, you're just, we're just fucking living, bro. We're just fucking playing games and shit. What's the thing? What does it do for us? What a waste of energy? Our lives are so obsolete compared to the bigger picture that there's almost no point in indulging into it.

Should I get subway? I'm gonna, dude, when you're asleep, Isaac, I'm gonna put you in a pond. I'm gonna cook you up. Dude, I guess a little pee. I'm a little walking pee. Tanner, don't get subway. It literally funds the ice caps. God, I love the meatball marinera.

Let me. Let me order myself way. Let me hold my meat ball mariner. If you guys like living in, if you guys like living in the cave, I won't stop yet. But I'm going to walk out the fucking cave and I'm going to see some crazy shit. Yeah, you're going to put your hazmat on. What if you walk out of the cave? What if you walk out there and then you get hit with the spear?

Did you say wake up from your 400,000 year nap? What did you say? I said you wake up from your 400 hour nap and you say, Oh, look, shadow. And then you go back to bed again in the cave. Well, I'm going to go out and I'm going to explore the fucking cave. You're going to put your hazzy on. You're going to get your soul for.

You're going to waste all of your mental energy and find your whole life away. I'm going to go find some gunpowder. Yep. You get some scrap. You build a base and be a big butt tube of ice. I'm going to go to go to Tassified A.K. We're at a point to even if someone were to prove it, it would not be possible to be proved. Because it's true, even if it was proven, I won't even care.

Your entire ideology is you have to see it for your. yourself in order to believe it. If the world was flat, then what's I going to do? I'm just going to continue to get stuff. It's like, you know what happens? Let me explain to you what happens. Let me explain. Conspiracies, none of this shit ever existed when people actually had to like

spend their time wisely to hunt and survive and run and do things that were actually useful and productive. Since your dumb fat brain is all time all day to be lazy and do nothing but think, you come up with bullshit like this. Conspiracies that the world is flat. Let me ask you a question, bro. How do you know that all we did back then was run shit, whatever? How do you know that?

Here's another way to look at it. Here's another way to look at it. Yomi, where do you get all of your information ever? A book, yummy. You read, yeah. It can be doctored. No, you go on the internet. You Google something.

You just Googled, can you poop without peeing? Okay. Okay. So that entire escape of information and stuff like that, it's me. And tell me why one red flag. And tell me why one red flag has never been raised on the thousands of things that I've researched and everything makes sense. in a time of space right now where

information is so easily shared. Like it's so much more accessible. My point is that with all of the things that are being easily shared, there is constantly misinformation. Like the bare surface information. It'd be easy to see misinformation. World disbound

could be misinformation. But you'll never truly know and it will never be content. Please see it with yourself. With your own eyes, which you won't be able doing your own time. What is that about it? What is that? It's like nothing. There's nothing. I'm going to say this right now. The earth is shape of a donut and you don't even fucking know it. Dude, you don't even know about, you've never seen plants

the center of the earth. I don't even think you guys understand this conspiracy theory. I think you're just saying bullshit about it. I think you're losing both sides of the argument. The earth is flat. and round earthers hate you. The earth is flat and there's dark matter that is shooting us upward to hold us down, which is gravity. Really? And we're spinning. Yeah.

We're just telling you. No, why? There's another ocean on your life. Let me tell you something. When God crafted me, my penis was the exact way to make the world go round and not fly off its axis and kill everyone. I just want to let you know that. That's the truth.

Dude, thank you for your service. I mean, that could change. The day everyone dies. Good love. You're saving everybody's life right now. At the end of the day, at the end of the day, it doesn't change anything. It changes nothing. It's fun to like indulge and look into it. But in reality, it does nothing.

cigarettes every day for the rest of my life. Dude, I want to get into cigarettes and coffee, but they won't let out. Bingo, bingo, bingo. Who's trying to smoke with me? Isaac. You like energy drinks and you like vaping. What is the difference between cigarettes and coffee? Why do you not want me to do that?

Because you're more manly if you do cigarettes and coffee. Yeah, you're more and more than if you do that. Tanner, let's go get coffee and fuck cigarettes. Let's go get some Marlboro lights and get a couple of beers. I don't even care. Do cigars. Cigars are way more and healthy for you. Cigars are so nice.

They are so. I like every once in a while. You know, I like don't do a nice cigar every day? No, no, dude. I wouldn't see Tanner smoke a cigar. Oh, you would do this. And I swallow it, and I swallow it. You would cough up a storm.

It is a nightmare. You're not supposed to inhale cigar smoke. Yeah, no, it's a mouth thing. You go. Yeah, I know. I know, dude, it's called a joke. I smoke black and mild. I also deep throat blunts.

Dude, I walk out of hair. I can't throw blunts. Dude, I'll be rolling that poop like it's mine. Do you guys want to get cigars like one of these days? I'll be down. You got to cut them. You got to do that little X cut. Oh, wait.

Is a cigar 21 plus or 18? It's 12. It's tobacco. Oh, tobacco. You ain't smoking on that diarrhea. You ain't smoking on that poop pack, are you? Just as long as there aren't any. It's a make a shit fast.

We should be fine. Have you guys ever had candy cigarettes? Those were good. Oh, candy cigarettes were dope. Yeah. You like him bite it off and eat it and it's just sugar. Oh, my God. It's so good.

Dude, I was scared to do like the smarties thing as a kid because I thought I was going to go to jail if I did it. Or I was like going to get lung cancer or something. I think that might have actually, yeah, been like that kind of like you. Inhaling or snorting smarty dust? Yeah. No.

I did it once. I used to smoke it. Yeah, I did it once. I used to do everything this kid. It was great. Yeah, you were like eight years old eating poop from cows trying to get high. Eating cowboys trying to get high. I was in high school.

I was in bar trying to get high. Imagine being eight in shit room. trying to get high. God, I miss my 4-U page of all that, like, that whack, that whack, like, conspiracy stuff. There is a bunch, dude. I can send you something if you want. Dude, all my 4-U pages now is fucking Cartman rapping. Yeah, your 4-U pages is an anomaly to me.

I would have Larry's 4-U page than you guys is 4-U-Page. It's like living in bliss. It's like awesome. My 4-U-Page is like when you can hear Cartman rap all the time. It's crazy. Let me see if I can find it, actually. Because that's what the simulation is doing. is trying to distract you from thinking.

Dude, I'm getting subway. I'm getting subway. And it's working for sheep like you, by the way. Dude, he's trolling. Dude, he's trolling. You're falling for you. I know he's trolling. Oh, dude. I've had to know him.

And then I caught myself. And then I brought myself back up. Elon Musk said that if we had 100 mile by 100 miles solar panels, we could power the entire United States. Is that real? Do you believe him? Do you believe him?

Do you believe him? You little sheep? That would be cool, the wires have to be. Like this big? There's already over 100 miles of solar panels outside of Vegas, I'm pretty sure. Like that? No, I mean like...

100 by 100, bro. Yeah, if the solar panel was actually 100 square miles, that's a correct thing to say. Like, how big would the wire have to be? Like, to harness and move all that? It'd be like an OG mudbone wire. Mm-hmm. What do you eat, Nick?

Is that subway? Dude, you just had white all of your lips. Dude, how do you not know that's poop, you sheep? You know, you're not shoveling a giant's ancient poop in your mouth. You're eating microplastics from the Chipotle God. You don't know that has like a little micro like chips in it. Usually eating in your, eating in your brain. Microplastics in your bloodstream because of the Chipotle.

Hmm. I love, dude, I love, I love just talking about possibilities. It's so fun. Bill Gates, Bill Gates owns majority of the fruit companies. Yeah, he's had microchips in your vegetables. Like orange and like banana. I think he's doing some crazy shit. I'm being honest.

Onos that we're going extinct and probably around 1,000 years. I don't care when we're gone, bro. I literally don't care. Kill me tomorrow, God. What's going to happen is when you die, you're going to get unplugged, and then you're going to fucking shoot down

this weird thing, and you're going to realize... They got a cop. Dude, I fuck with fake world Willie. Dude, the way you describe things is so horrible. You just keep calling things, things, and things weird and this thing and dark matter this and that. Because it's beyond my comprehension until I see it, man. That's how it works.

Shut up. You're saying, man. Oh, my. You're like a romey. You're a drunk hippie. Isn't that weird? You were wearing Elfrick Eden. You were wearing hat ears.

This is a long podcast. I'm about to make it longer. But isn't it weird that we all have to like see it to believe it? And even if we do see it, we could still question whether or not it's like legitimate. At that point, because I have magic and frauds and phonies. Do you think that like, you know, like AI and shit? You know, I was just like recently opened up to a consumer? Like you could just go on a website.

You know how it's, are you asking us? Are you asking us? Do we've seen it? What are you? What are you talking about? Like, recall to that. Oh. And then think about, like, how often we look at stuff and question it.

If it's, like, real or not, you see a Joe Rogan clip. And shit. The guy with the alligator and the pizza. Yeah, what if, what if all of that? What if all of that was, like, put out to, like, consumer use to further mask whether or not, like, we could question things and their legitimacy. No, weird thing to think about. Oh, I know. I got, like, 60 years old time.

That's weird. It's also weird that you guys haven't used code Groove for 10% off. Damn! We got our guard. This guy has no rebuttal. Ooh, girl. Keep watching everybody because I'm going to show this fucking clown how it's done.

Oh, he's taking his penis out. He's getting naked. Getting naked. Okay. So get this. You die. Okay. What happens after you die? I don't know.

Blow up and they act like you don't know, no, man. I don't know. I don't know what happens after you die. Exactly. None of us know. The only truth, the only truth in this world and anything in this world is that you die eventually. I know what the truth is and I know what lies in the middle. I will ever believe is that I'm going to die someday.

Right. And you know what? Is that it? Is that all? You know what determines whether you go to heaven or hell what you have to do? Do you eat in the Big Macs in your life? You have to 1V1 Jesus on a game of 21. Yeah.

Jesus and the Goulog. And you got to like, you know, try to get out of that shit. And then there's one TV and it's Super Smash Brothers. Are you being Jesus? I mean, I have a question for you. Are you beaten Jesus? I'm like this. I'm just your question.

Can I get you to? Conce your question, yeah. So I just want a basic answer. How did the dinosaurs go extinct? I just want you to answer that. They weren't having enough intercourse. Okay. So this is my theory.

My theory is that the dinosaurs were extremely smart and they all built up a space. That's a Rick and Morty theory. You can't. Oh my God. You cannot be quoting Rick and Morty right now. Is that an actual Rick and Morty thing? You guys know I don't watch Rick and Morty, so what the fuck? Well, that was probably something they made fun of.

Dinosaurs became too intelligent and left. You can't say a Rick and Morty theory because everybody's going to make fun of you. Wait, what's the theory? Dinosaurs are so smart and they had to leave. They outgrew human intelligence and left to colonize another planet. And they came back and realized, oh, damn it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, and were the dinosaurs that were found here, the poor ones that couldn't get onto the ship?

We never dealt We never did. It was never explained It was just Rick and Morty Episode 1 They're literally making fun of you I understand

They're making fun of me But that was That was Guys Again it just ties back to you You have to see it to believe It's all Oh man

Yeah so I was trying to say Is you have me things That was not in a video course You know those Lans trains That you light up And they go flying away You just got like shot down By like a fucking rocket

It's like It was like, you're like, all right, here's another idea. So you're not, it's a common conspiracy theory, though. What do you mean common? All I'm saying, yummy is, don't believe everything. I've never heard a single person. Dude, you're at the top of the ice cream.

I'm at the bottom, man. Is that then I'm not going to believe you? I'm not believing anybody in this car. I'm only believing myself. Yeah. You can believe something. I believe me myself and I solo ride and tell. I don't want to hear it anymore.

I'm just saying like, I'm just saying like, you know, if you're going to be like, oh, our ancestors, this, this, this, this. What's the criteria? What do you use to guide yourself to be like, all right, yeah, this is real? This ain't real. I don't know. Ancient information that was given to us. Because if it isn't seeing it for yourself, because even Isaac said that you see it for yourself.

The library of Alexandria burnt down. Okay. Yeah, that was weird. That was in the one instance in history is where you're basing everything else on. The history, dude? It was like a fucking two years. ago. Dude, the Vatican has a shitload of books deep down

underground that they are. Actually, what really happened of the dinosaurs. What really happened? The dinosaurs way, way, way long ago were into modern hip-hop rap. They actually invented it, but it was a lost art forever ago. And there was a P-Ditty, there was a T-Poc and there was a Biggie. Wait, wait, there's a P-Toraductal.

There was a Biggie Rex. Come on. Biggie Rex. Was there a Snoop dog or no? Snoop wasn't there. Because he was a dog. He wasn't a dinosaur. Yeah. Snoop. And they all had a big gang fight, a big fight blowout, bro.

And instead of using, like, guns how we did in the 90s, they were so advanced they were using, like, nationwide artillery strikes. They had, like, like, Mecca attachments on their dinosaur bodies. They were just shooting out, like, radio waves and music. They were stealing each other's flow, bro. All right.

That's a good one. That's a good one. You can't be stealing flow. Here's my theory. We're all in Young Sheldon's mind right now, okay? We're all in Young Children's Mine. None of us are fucking real. We're on that little fucking geniuses mind.

That's it. I don't want to be here. There you go. Zinga, Bazing, Bazing, Bazinga. Bazinga. Bazinga. Well, isn't that kind of crazy? We made a show about young Sheldon

in young Sheldon's mind. Do you think he did that on purpose? Also, isn't it stupid? I think it has eight seasons. That is stupid. It's also stupid. How do they keep him as a young? What does he do?

Yeah, dude, is he like designed? Is he a robot? What is he? How is he? I don't know. He's like, say, dude. That show came out for 10 years ago. He's been looking the same.

Wait, what? I'm looking it up. Oh, they're going to have one of those, like, good luck Charlie endings where, like, Charlie's, like, too old to be a baby anymore. And they have to just, like, cut the whole show. And they're going to make, like, young Sheldon, Belden, young Bazinga. Dude, he doesn't say his actual age. They're hiding it.

Like 20. Dude. What? How is he now? His name in real life, Ian. Ooh. I like conspiracy theories Why does young Sheldon not age?

Oh, here it goes. He takes adrenochrome. Adrenochrome. It's adrenicrome. Is it triplet? I knew it. What is he fake? CBS opted to slow down Sheldon's aging process to prolong the series storytelling.

Wait, what? Do that to a human. Dude, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, what is this? What am I reading? It says Lance Redrig was a American actor. He appeared in Young Sheldon. Oh, he appeared.

He wasn't playing. Okay, no, no, my. Dude, he's 27. Playing a 15 year old? Yes. That's lit. That's kind of crazy. Wait, that's actually, this is crazy.

Listen, good luck Charlie. Charlie was just, that was like hit. That was like no CGI. I was just like, yeah. That baby was just like spawned into the scene. All right, here you go. I'll donate my baby to you for five years. Enjoy.

Enjoy you money printer. Wait, guys, you guys got to see this. What? This is like uncanny. I'm sending in the chat. Good luck Charlie now. Wait, you've looked this up on the podcast before, unless I'm having deja vu. No.

Look at Young Sheldon. I'm looking. I'm looking, hold on to the waiting. 80 years old? Huh? What the hell? See, look. What the fuck?

I don't like the way he looks. He looks just like he never aged once. He's 27? He looks like Ludwig. Did you say that guy's 27? Oh, uh, she's supposed to be 27. He's not 27. She's 15 now.

Holy God. That means she was literally, that means the show probably came out 14 years ago when she was already like barely won. Mia. I thought she was older than 60. Or whatever her name is.

Mia. She was a baby in the show. Like a literal infant. She was a, yeah. That is crazy. I thought she was at least, I thought she was at least like 25 or something. Dude, 25 years ago.

It would be like 1998. What are you talking about? Good luck Charlie did not come out in the 90s. Okay. No, no, he's 15. He's not 12. 27. Oh.

Can you guys explain to me how we made it through the Van Allen belt when we went to space? Van Halen belt? What is that? Oh, my God. Can you explain with the van? What is that? He's looking up. It's a layer of trash and garbage.

No, it's not a layer of trash and garbage. It's a layer of radiation that you can't pass through. Van Halen belt? What are you talking about? Oh, because we didn't have the science to make the protection yet. Nah, we did that. Vanhamhammer. Vanham was going to calculate that it was possible to fly through the weaker regions of radiation to reach out

space. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, so yeah. Thanks NASA.gov for giving me just a brief sentence on it. I'm telling you, man. It makes it a little sense. You just look to Google. I need to go and speak to Google.

I think we've, I think we've been in space. You just looked up something on Google and you believed it. I don't believe it. I just said I need to speak to buzz. You said thanks, you said thanks, NASA.gov. I said thanks NASA.gov for just me. You're using Google, though.

If you don't believe it is. You're just Google. You guys are misunderstanding. No, you used it. Yeah, keep riding out of it. Keep riding out of it. No, because you literally used the Van Halen fucking belt or whatever you said as an example.

You're a proof of your argument. Yep. Yep. No, dude. Listen. You believe you. I'm saying. Dude, I'm believing that. Do you not know that was a belt around the whole earth?

Van Allen, right? Van Halen is a person saying that there is a belt of radiation. And where should you get that from? Are you using that for your argument? You see it yourself? I went to high school with him. You believe in high school. Okay, you got your GED.

You believe in high school. You believe in what they tell you in high school. How do you know he's not a lizard created by the needs? I don't know that. He's an elite lizard. He's a rank three lizard. Literally what I'm trying to say that, Yomi, is like, just give me your YouTube channel and keep making videos for me. Go to Epstein's Island, bro.

Shut up. Damn. Do you believe in that? I do, actually. Epstein's Island? I believe that. Jim Carrey. Dude, remember that

Jeffsian. That was in a rap song. That was in a rap song. Wait, what? Yeah, they took also like goddamn Jerry Seinfeld and like dual leap up for some reason. I don't think they took Jim Carrey, bro.

Didn't they take Stephen Hawking? We just said Jim Carrey was going to look at everybody and make funny faces and then like get kicked out. You know what I just thought about the other day? I was actually, I was in the studio recording a song when I thought about this. Farrell Williams and Will Ferrell need to meet. That'd be pretty cool.

What would that be? They definitely should have at least once have done that. That'll break the world, bro. That'd be pretty cool, right? What if they walk in the same room and then the room just like, Will Williams? Yeah, isn't that cool? Will I am and Farrell Williams. Will Ferrell.

Wait, what's his name? Will Ferrell and Farrell and Pharrell and me? See, isn't that crazy? What did they both met up? Okay, what about B-O-B and Will I am? B-O-B and Will I am. Dude. Who's B-B?

I don't know. B-O-B is like a guy. I know P-O-O-P. What about two pack of MNMs for 50 cents? What? Let's write this up. This is getting long. No, can we just talk about young Sheldon still?

Two pack of M&Ms for 50 cents. Tupac. He said 21 Savage. No, wait. We have a comment if I should get Subway today. Wait, wait, yummy. You can throw Biggie in that, by the way. I need a biggie two pack of M&Ls for 50 cents.

No. No. I'm really good at getting the West Side Gun Impressionationation. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. On that note, on that banger, on that bazinger. Thank you guys for coming to the argumentative. Dude, soft willie and I started his enemies and became friends. We bought it over conspiracy theories.

You guys are dumb. You guys are dumb rings again. We're not dumb. As soon as I was saying, dude, I can't even for fun. You came me for fun just like entertain the possibility. Can that be, right? Yeah, right? Yeah, exactly.

And we're taking it too serious? you guys are taking it too serious. No, shut up. All right, I'm going to put you guys into a trial after this. I'm going to scorch you with burning hot fire. And then see,

I'm going to put you on the other side. All right? I'm going to, I don't know, dude. Is that LeBron in the call? Can we sacrifice somebody in this call? And then bring him back to life and see what they saw. Let's brofisted out.

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