The Group Chat - #81 - We LOST Yumi & WILLY 😨😨😨
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Welcome back to the world.
Welcome back to the world.
Welcome back to your web series.
Welcome back to your web series called the Group chat phone.
Dude, looks like I'm running.
Welcome back to Groo.
Welcome back to the
Brow-WWWWW-W-W-W-GGoo-JJ!
Yay!
Hey! I've done that.
I'm sorry, guys.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's do it.
Let's do the intro.
Like, we're a radio station.
Oh, yeah.
You're listening to, or no, no, no, they say tuning in.
They say tuning in.
Welcome back to the shark.
You're listening to Dino 101.10.
You're listening to 104's up jungle.
We'll go back to Jim Radio.
What did they talk about in Jim Radio?
What's like the latest banana side?
Dude.
Bro, did you know there's a war between otters and orangutans?
orangutans.
Why?
Because in Zeus,
they commonly house them together
and they just like troll each other.
Like they do that.
It's really, it's been like, oh dude,
they should be like a fell army for that.
Like they like compile like a week.
There's a TikTok compilation.
I saw it.
And like,
orangutton and otter film.
The otters will just like
go and bite them for no reason.
It's so, they're so mean.
They go in packs.
Like there's one,
there's one club where an orangutan was
was with a blanket.
He looked like a homeless man.
He was like,
on the street, like,
and then the otters came up and, like, took the blanket off.
There was a blanket off of him.
There was a rink thing with, like, a steak and a bag,
and then one of the auders came with a switchplate,
and he ripped it open, and then he ran away.
It was like a rick and Morty bit.
Morton.
He's planning all the arrangings and otters.
Welcome back to everyone.
To the Desilid group chat podcast.
Yes, we're missing.
We're missing.
Two is just a dropped out.
I dropped that off of college.
Oh, there it is. There it is. You just sealed the deal.
Yep, there is.
There's my one semester of college experience done.
So now I'm moving in with the good chat.
So that's good.
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Make sure he's cooking out of this one.
Oh, look at that. That's that limited edition.
That's that limited edition, Boney.
I'm drinking my lean right now, but I put vodka in this one.
I know I have some here.
Use code group 10% off.
Get some lean, guys.
Come on.
If you want.
Come on.
Don't say use code.
We need to want, but we need to be.
We need the troopers, okay?
We're all going to be anted up on.
You know how like, oh, I can't even make that reference.
Just drink it, man.
Just buy it, man.
Just drink that.
Drink that, man.
Drink that ish.
Crock, I want to ask you something real quick.
What's that, has that a Christmas tree?
Was that there before you even, like, got home?
My mom made sure I set it up by the time I got home.
Aw.
That's like actual, like, mom behavior.
Yeah, it's, it's so nice.
It's like, oh, grunks coming to the neighborhood.
And there's everything.
Wait, do you actually do that?
Is that late?
One piece in SpongeBob and Christmas and marshmallows and sputtle.
It's like, I'm like a place and funer.
And plates and Chuckie cheese and pizza and fanaf?
That's right.
If I was like cousins with you, I would never want to leave
like this room.
Dude, I wish I had cool cousins.
Yeah, I'd be like, I love cousin grunt.
No, wait, if you don't have any, here's a thing.
If you don't have any cool cousins, you are
the cool cousin.
You definitely are.
No, I'm not even the cool cousin because I'm the oldest cousin.
You're the cool cousin.
And you're the cool cousin that you look up to.
I mean, wait, no, no, no.
I mean, I'm the youngest cousin.
Oh, you're out of here.
Yeah.
No, but that means you're the most like
up-to-date shit, you know what I mean?
So they still look up to you.
Okay, but I have one cousin that I see.
I was like 35.
I'm trying to help you out.
Yeah, you're not giving it as much here.
I was 35.
You showed me a video of like a break court cat.
I'd be like, this kid sucks.
No, I wouldn't do that because I don't like,
the closest relating age to me is she's like 35.
Holy.
It's like 18 years older.
Wait, I mean, like you talk about like college or something.
I mean, 25, I don't know.
I don't know where...
Dude, do I even have a family right now?
Yeah, I do.
You just saw your parents, man.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's another thing I wanted to mention.
We have seen...
Dude, I've been waking up at like seven...
7 a.m. or p.m.?
7 p.m.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I haven't seen the sun in a while yet.
Oh, man.
Oh, be nice.
I've been doing the really intelligent method of taking consecutive naps.
Ollie Forg's sleep schedule.
That's like what Da Vinci did.
Yeah, Davinchi is what a bed.
Waking up.
Going back to Ben.
Yeah, that's how it is.
That's how it goes.
Yeah.
You can stay forever if you just take 15 minute naps every four hours.
Pretty much.
Wait.
Can I actually do that?
I think so.
Wait.
S.
I feel like I'd want to stay asleep.
No, it's every...
They say don't sleep past an hour.
Don't sleep past an hour.
Yeah, okay.
Tanya's just a floating.
Do I look like a face look?
Dude, it looks like your chair.
It looks like you put on your chair.
I don't know how to like say it.
But like...
Yeah, it looks like you're up by your head.
hoodie. Put them on.
Wait, look out of
a chair. It looks like
I'm seeing now. It's like
slowly, so, dude, I feel like I need to
like unlock here or something like I got to even
like a designer hoodie, like a really expensive
one.
No, you know what it looks like? It looks like he grew his hair
really long.
Whoa.
It looks like he's wearing a tennis hat and he grow out of
his hair and it's going out of the top.
I got a ponytail.
You look like a superstar.
I kind of like this.
This is my new chair.
Dude, if I was robbing your room, I wouldn't notice you.
I would do this.
Yeah, I would be like.
And then he sit down and be like,
and then he looks at me really close.
He's like,
I'm like,
oh, my shit, what is that?
This is a real chair?
This is cool.
They steal this one.
All right.
Stay calm.
I'm like.
You're being taken away.
Wait, push yourself back and make like a weird face.
Dude, that feels like...
That feels like an episode of a cartoon.
Like, they just like drag on that joke.
Like, you live out of your life.
It was like an office chair or something.
I love that.
That was a good.
That was a really good segue to what?
To what?
mention about how
we're in
Vegas
it was like what
like 2 a.m.
You know,
Grunk and
Larry,
you know,
they couldn't gamble
very long
without getting
called out
for being like
14.
So we're in October.
You know,
we're chilling.
Grunk's like,
let's do some chill.
And I was like,
okay,
chill today.
And he was like,
yeah,
Max,
yeah, Max,
can you turn on Max?
Can you turn on South Park?
And I,
I,
I am,
I am,
was an avid, like,
hater of South Park.
I was not a fan.
Why?
It was because every,
I started the entire show
season one,
episode one.
Dude,
I'm like looking at grown-ass men,
like move a little paper,
machet, fat kids around a screen.
Like, that was it.
And it was like low quality and shit.
And then I'm really,
let me ask you this real quick,
a whole.
Let me ask you this.
You got introduced to like the worst.
When you,
when you watch that,
did you know the time period of which
that came?
Yeah, but I never
thought it'd get better. Like, I thought it was
just going to be the same shit. You thought it got,
yeah, no, I'm serious, I did.
Like, maybe the colors got brighter and stuff.
But let me tell you, have we
been on a spree?
Yeah, with this show.
It's a bit of a massacre down here.
All right, listen, I might have skipped
a little, a little few episodes,
like eight of them. I watched
from zero to
hero. Zero to Hero.
That's dope. That's dope. I
could not do it. I didn't do it.
But, dude, this show
is so goddamn funny.
Every single time I sit down and watch it, it is
like, if Larry's
with me, like, there is the funniest
joke ever on TV for no reason.
Like, I don't understand.
Okay, it's probably not good to say this because it's, I mean, we're
talking about South Park still here, but like, I've been taking some
inspiration from South Park in, uh, some
like, okay, for example,
What?
And that is it?
Yes.
Actually, yes.
Yes.
The way they did do some bits and the way they make some jokes,
like the way they like space it out just enough, you know, give it some gap or like they have the audio player or the music play in like at the end.
And things like that.
I've been like, oh, okay, okay.
I see how they do with that.
Oh, okay.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
Dude, just yesterday we were sitting down.
It's like what?
Like 6.30.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
This morning.
It was like literally like seven hours ago.
Seven hours ago.
We're watching South Park.
It was so funny because...
You haven't slept?
No, I've been up.
This goes a goat.
You're on that last leave you see our.
But we're up, we're up, we're sitting, we're watching TV.
I'm eating, I'm ready to go to bed.
It's like 7.30 in the morning.
But, dude, it was like...
They always use, like, these real people, real shows, real everything.
And they make a disclaimer in the beginning.
They're like, hey, come on, guys.
Let's relax.
Yeah, like, it's like...
They had, like, McDonald's...
They were just saying it flat out, like, peaks.
Burger can't.
But then you look at the logos.
You're like, oh, okay.
So they're like...
Yeah, I remember the first news segment I saw.
He was like, you're watching CNN.
And I was like, okay.
You're watching Fox News store CNN or...
Yesterday.
Yeah, we were sitting down here like,
you're watching CNN or Fox News, MSNB.
No, no, fuck you.
Just like the last one
guy
It was just
Such a slap in a face
Like I didn't see it coming at all
Yeah
It's really fucking refreshing
To see that kind of like
Liberty
That's like fresh
That's so refreshing
I think I know what it is
It's like
I'm trying to crack it down
I know I picked up on it
Because it's like
Imagine like an episode
You're sitting down
They're doing their normal thing
Where they're just like
Doing some dumb shit
Or it's like
A little serious
blah, blah, blah. And then they just
like start not giving a single shit
for a very short period of time.
It's like a hyper like
you, I don't care. Right.
And then for the rest of the episode, there was
like tiny segments where he was like,
oh, I don't know what we're going to do. They fuck you.
Like no reason. Like actually
none. It kind of sounds like
cursing. It's like, I'm going to get demotized.
Yeah, you love cursing. You love saying that.
You love having us lose money.
Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Absolutely a hole.
I was going to say that it helps to know that they take like a week to write this stuff
because you could tell that they don't recycle,
but they like refresh in like the jokes that they make,
like the inside jokes,
and they just slap it on all across the whole season for that year, whatever.
Yeah.
And they just keep doing it.
It's so funny.
Dude, Mr. Garrison was trans for like five seasons.
Yeah, I don't even know when that started because I started watching
when Mr. Garrison was already trans.
Dude, oh my, the penis episode, bro.
The rat had it on his back and ran away.
He had like a super emotional ending and shit.
What season are you on, bro?
He just started singing.
That was the one we were watching in Vegas.
What season are you on now?
I'm on 12.
Like, slow watcher, man.
Oh, yeah.
Isaac, you just say you skipped like eight seasons, dog.
Yeah, hold on, to be fair.
No, no, no, to be fair.
No, no.
We went to watching from zero to hero.
You heard him.
All right, that's true, but
I was already at semi-hero and I
skyrocketed up to 15 and a half.
No, you can't say that after you said that you hated South Park,
you watched the season one episode one.
I did, I did it.
I mean, all right, I'm the man who
Mitchell is wrong. I was terribly wrong about
this show. It is a gold mine.
It's very funny.
I'm excited because I remember when I was in, oh, sorry.
No, you're good.
I was, I was going to say I was going to change
this topic a little bit.
Okay, okay. This is the last thing I'll say about South Park
then.
But, um,
But when I was in the hospital for my gallbladder disease,
I would watch South Park until I fell asleep.
And like, there are episodes about, like, Xbox and PlayStation.
And I cannot wait to get to those episodes because they sound so funny.
They're really funny.
There's a lot of, like, they do, like, a lot of short stories, like three-episode series.
Yeah.
Different things.
It's really funny.
You know what? I did notice they fell in love with that concept.
I don't have spoiled drunk.
So I'm not going to say it.
but there's a certain concept I've talked about, Tanner,
where they'll do something for, like, a certain amount of time.
You absolute blue ball.
What?
Dude, you want me...
Okay, grunk, can I say it?
It's not spoiler, but...
Yeah, just say, I don't...
So we just, like, finished an episode where it was like,
okay, the storyline is continuing into the next episode,
into the next episode, into the next episode.
It's like five of them.
I'm like, okay, it's like half the season.
And I remember we watched, like, the entire 16th season out of order.
And I was like, this show's too good.
I'm going back.
So we did.
But in like one of the seasons up there, there's like season long, like semi-joke lore that keeps coming back.
He like keeps reminding you.
Hey, by the way, it's still real.
This is still happening.
And they like they fucked with it hard.
Like a really good example.
Again, okay, yeah, to continue with that.
And I'm going to use an example here.
So if you don't want to get spoiled a couple of years like this.
Okay.
So.
La la la.
But yeah, the first one that I noticed of that was the, um,
Damn, this is like a, dude, this is like a South Park Dick writing episode.
Yeah.
We'll switch out of this. Don't worry.
We had, dude, we had so much fucking gold we were writing.
I was going to say, oh yeah, the first notice, or the first thing that I noticed about that was when they had Whole Foods,
kind of just like spawned in out of nowhere and it lasted for like the rest of the season.
Yeah.
And that became kind of like the central kind of like focus of it all.
What was it called?
Like Soto or something.
Yeah, it was like all the time.
It was so bad.
But what was it?
It was like, it was like shitty part of town or shitty pot town.
Something like that.
Some play on words.
And then they had to know this play on words.
It was just play on words, play on words, playing on words over and over again.
And that went on for like a whole season.
And then the superhero one, I mean, I don't even know.
I didn't even watch that one.
I'm not really too interesting to that one.
I'll be honest.
Yeah, what's it called?
I don't know.
Daner?
No, dude.
No, dude.
No, we know.
That's been our hook of fixation.
We all have to change our profile pictures now to like a little South Park guys.
See, I've been on the South Park.
There's a person on campus with a Cartman backpack.
Oh, God, that's a little too far.
I don't think I'd have any.
No, I'll see.
episodes of South Park I'll watch.
The Red Jacket.
True.
The yellow gloves.
Has there ever been like a show you watch and you loved so much that you're like,
man, I got to rep this in public.
Oh, man.
Well, no, okay.
I mean, like, like.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Subtle wear is one thing, you know.
Someone's like a little logo.
That's subtle.
Yeah, like, on my back back.
Come on.
Yeah, this is subtle.
That's subtle.
That's not that bad.
Tanner's a little key.
Darren and I kind of tattooed her boss.
Tanner, you're so...
I'll never understand you.
That was so silly.
That was so fun.
It's awesome. It's a good story, isn't it?
It's a good, fun story.
What?
We were in the stories.
You got one-piece tattoos with my internet friends?
Yeah, explain the thought process
leading up to your decision with me.
Okay, so I met my best friends in the world.
We started watching one piece.
We decided to get a fucking tattoo.
Solve story.
And then it was a story, and it was a fun little memory to have.
So that's the thing.
True.
Bad.
Get on grunk.
No, true.
But I wear...
Okay, they did fuck it up, though.
It's like...
It's like...
Everything blackout, Dave.
Dude, it looks like it's like trying to listen to, like, the other side.
It looks like it's going like that.
A little see-through.
I wear a SpongeBob hat every, like, every once in a while.
Like, I wear my...
Once a year.
...at out.
Wait, what?
I have a SpongeBob hat.
If I was at my dorm, I'd show you, but I don't have it.
I think SpongeBob is different.
That's like a joke, right?
Or is it?
No, he loves SpongeBob.
No, look at the background, dude.
He got Bob here.
I thought that was like a...
He's got the Bob piece.
He's got the Bob piece.
He's got Bob disease, man.
Do you have Spongebob, like hardcore?
He doesn't have a SpongeBob.
I thought it was Buma.
Why are you questioning his, like, authenticity, man?
Yeah.
Do you think I'm a fake fan?
Yeah.
You think he did all this for a bit?
Maybe.
Dude
I was not
I was not allowed to watch SpongeBob as a kid
Yeah you were also raised
Like dude you were also
You weren't allowed to go to school as a kid
Yeah I was going to say that
You weren't allowed to anything
The four walls of your bedroom
You didn't even watch South Park
Family guys
You were just like
No I didn't see a single one of those
Slept under like a rock for 20 years
And then you got a guy like me
Played GTA 5 in fifth grade
Watch Robo chicken on the occasion
Hell, hell, hell, hell,
Hell, hell, hell,
without saying you had older siblings.
Sorry, what did you say growing?
I said, say you had older siblings without saying you had older siblings.
That's a nice swissor, dude.
Yeah.
Sally sell seashells down by the seashore.
The youngest kids got to watch South Park at 12.
Isaac had to watch it 21.2, 22.
Honestly, though, it's better to do it that way,
because then you get the jokes.
I think when you're a kid, you're like,
oh, funny little joke right now and then.
Or it's like...
Yeah, like, why do they say that?
It's like, or you can be like,
me and know all the lore ever
when you're like
20 years like
Tanner's
a freak
here you are
I have a question
about South Park
guy I ask this guy
and he knows
he's like a
it's like a
it's like adventure time
I ask
I answer the question
like perfectly
those are the only two shows
dude
I could do
I'm the same way
with Futurama
but that's it
that's all
that's the only one
rewatching kids things
because like
you really do understand
things a lot more
and it's so funny
I want to rewatch
Billy and Mandy
dude
I feel like
oh my god
yes
that's the one
what they stream on
I'm going to do right now.
It's on Max.
It's on Max.
No, it's not you're lying.
No, Max is the goat.
Max is the goat.
Max is the goat.
Max has all the parts.
Is that worth purchasing?
Yes.
Yes.
Max,
I feel like is the most worth out of everything right now.
Dude, it has all the Ghibli movies.
That has all the game.
It does.
It does.
Why is Max go?
Max is go, dude.
Yo, shut up.
Whopper's out there.
Oh, it's on Max.
Oh, Max.
Max has all the cartoons if you scroll.
It has every single cartoon that was like old and new.
Yeah.
And I just want to talk about this.
Adventure Time episode because I thought it was really funny.
I was watching it last, or two nights ago.
And it's just like
all of Ice King's furniture came to life.
And they were just like really
obnoxious philosophers and they made
his life shitty.
That's a really fun idea.
It's so funny.
And then he like,
I remember that episode.
I was really kidding.
Yeah. They're just
like, they dismantle or
deconstruct like all of his
things he, all the things he does
that he finds enjoyable, so he just, like, can't do anything fun anymore.
Because it's just ruined by these philosopher furniture.
Yeah, so he turned furniture into, like, real-life beings.
And then he was, like, he started hating him, and he turned him back to, like, non-living, like, being.
They gave him life and then took him away.
Yeah, he wanted friends, and then they turned out to be shitty.
Like, they all just became friends without him.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, and then he took, like, their sentient away.
Oh, my God.
It's so funny.
He killed?
He abused the trust of a friend.
He did.
He's evil.
Can you hold up your pen again?
This one?
Dude, that looks like, oh my God, it looked like a blunt.
You were waving it around.
It looked like a joint.
Yeah.
That's a joint, bro.
I got a few of those, right?
You know what I'm saying?
We got this one right here.
I'm going 30 megabytes a second now.
Oh, my upload speed.
Run, can I come over?
your house looks like a holiday already.
Yes, it is. It's so cozy.
I feel like your house and features are going to be like some sort of like
walk-in museum. This is where Grunk streamed and this is where
that's crazy.
Imagine the Spongebombs?
Yeah, it's like the conjuring house, but it's like year.
It's going to be dust on the SpongeBob and stuff.
They're going to be in the glass cages.
If you wait at 3 o'clock at night, you're going to see the
Death Star turn around for a second.
Do not look in eyes and it's just SpongeBob.
In a glass box.
Wait.
What are the pets?
Yeah, where's Mookie?
Sarah was just here, but she smells.
Where's Puky?
Where's Puky?
I don't know where Pookie is.
I don't know where they all are right now.
Puky and...
Puky.
Wait, I can do a whole house for, but I don't want to docks myself.
Yeah, don't dox yourself.
That would suck.
But you could do that because you have a laptop now, so.
You could, like, still on the couch.
But I could do that now.
You're just chilling the couch, bro.
Oh, my tummy tum-tum hurts.
Doesn't out.
Oh, it doesn't out.
Look at that.
This is the go.
That's chill.
That's chill.
But, um, what do I want from Target?
My mom's there.
And I feel like I need things.
Legos, pizza pockets,
jalapagos, pizza baggie.
God, you guys were so huge,
I wonder if we have...
I get cheos, man.
Dude, get something like different.
Get like a whole turkey.
Just cook it yourself.
Oh.
Base hits.
I said get a turkey
when it's like already Thanksgiving,
I'm sorry.
Dude.
Dude,
can I talk about something controversial?
Oh,
God,
here we go.
Every time Grunk gets starts with that,
I really,
I'm like,
I don't know.
I get on edge.
So,
I feel like,
oh my goodness.
Okay,
so this dream guy,
I feel like he just,
he's like,
he'll never win anything ever.
Okay.
He just gets
He just gets bullied.
Like,
I feel almost bad for him
because he,
any opinion he has is just instantly
shot down by
another outstanding.
Like, I can't even feel bad for him anymore
because he just keeps doing a full deep.
He's a few problems, but the most
obvious thing that doesn't help is the fact that he just
talks about it all over and over again.
He just hairs it out.
Without really doing anything like change much.
I don't even know, dude.
I just thought it was funny, dude.
Yeah, I just wanted to say something.
I just thought it was funny.
Dude, wait, wait.
Oh, never mind I lost it.
Oh, what, hello?
Whatever, dude, you're always.
You have Alzheimer's.
Yeah, I guess so.
The internet's like making, like, I deleted all of my social media ads.
Dude, I did.
I did, I did.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
This is the social media on my phone right now.
Yeah.
I deleted Twitter and Instagram.
Instagram.
I just crunch your role and movie and that's it.
I don't have anything else.
Instagram is way better than Twitter.
I just like posting stories.
Real.
Real.
Everyone on Instagram is so much better on Twitter.
All right.
Instagram people are really funny.
I'm not going to lie, dude.
They're good.
They're super funny.
I know there's a few people watching this
who know about like my old lives
that I used to do on Instagram
because they were so fucking again.
Dude, I didn't live the other day.
What are you doing?
That was really fun.
because, like, he put a filter on my face
when I was streaming and he was like,
and he was like, hey, look at the camera.
I was like, oh, yeah.
Dude, what are you trying to step there?
You do whatever he wants now.
Oh, my God, he's doing one man.
Do a trayflip.
Do a trayflip.
Yeah.
This is a beast podcast episode.
I need to take a shot.
I want to try to do a show,
but I feel like it's going to inform.
Dude, can I actually go get a show?
skateboard and also do an Ollie. Yeah, go get it.
Yeah. Okay, because I can actually do an Ollie too.
Do you have pants on? Yeah.
This is this shocker. This is the feature right here.
I got pants on, right? I got pants. Don't worry.
Damn.
Dude, this is like, we'll have like
dad number one and dad number two to say no more fun.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Now this
is the real podcast. This is what we're intending to like put out
right here, bro. We want garage on the skateboard.
All right. Now, Isaac, you and I take the role of making the most
the most psychologically
mind-bending questions
and we got to answer them
and we've got to like just like
this is going to be the most insane thing
we got to like
we got to like
Grung was talking about this earlier
but like there's the
whole thing with the
orangutans
and the otters
right
yeah
did we already bring that up in this
podcast episode was that before
earlier
the audits?
We brought it up
the grung
That was in the podcast.
Okay, sorry.
I'm just, okay, let me just clarify something real quick.
Before the podcast, we were sitting in this call for, like, I don't know,
however long, and we were like, we were on the fucking, like, golden pen, dude.
We were writing fire, and we were just feeling back and forth.
And now I'm, like, blending the two, so I don't know what we said or what we didn't say before or after,
but, oh, he came back with no skateboard.
No skateboard.
Oh, here we go.
What happened, buddy?
Okay, well, I can't find a scape.
There you go.
So, you know, yeah, sorry, guys.
Oh, it's cool, man.
It's cool.
I mean, it's so skateboard.
The landlord attempted to charge me $8,000 in repairs for the hole in a grunk man.
No, you cap, you cap.
Why?
Did you say shut up?
Well, yeah.
I gave him a number to the people that handle our financials.
I did make a hole in the wall from skateboarding.
You did?
How did I even go about it?
Was that recorded or no?
Nope.
No, I don't think so.
No, I wasn't.
No, it was.
I feel like 90% that I'm recorded in, like, it just gets lost.
It's like, there's like no recording ever.
Of what?
$8,000.
It takes $40 to fix a whole like that.
8,000.
No, I said 8,000.
I said 8,000.
Well, I mean, it was also factoring in like a months of rent and then like some other's
okay.
Yeah, dude.
It's also factoring in that we didn't pay for a year.
It's also a factory in the wall.
He tried to pull some weird scammy tactic on me saying like the security deposit we put down,
actually counted towards a month of rent.
And I crunched the numbers and I said, we paid you enough.
He said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't tell me the real and fake right now.
God, I hate him.
This is a real story.
Yeah, this is a real.
He in charge for you.
It wasn't 8,004 exactly the whole, but he did factor that into.
the amount.
Dude, I remember when I was getting
my last bit, like the last few things
from that house,
and he was there.
And I'm saying all of this, hoping that he doesn't
see any of this. No, he doesn't.
But, but
when I was, like, walking in,
he kept, like, subtly bringing it up,
like, over and over again.
But, like, in a really, like, soft, like,
you know, kind of gentle way.
Bringing up what?
About the expenses and all of that,
just the money. I was like,
I don't handle that, but I can, I'll try to contact.
Yeah, sorry, dude.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
You're sorry.
And then I put some other hole in the wall and be like, all right, how about that one?
Yeah.
Yeah, how about you fix the fucking diarrhea laundry room?
That's what I said to them.
Yeah, how about the underwear you left?
Yeah, how about all the underwear you left in our house?
How about the diarrhea, poop smelling laundry room?
Diarrhea poop smelling laundry room.
The dishwasher that smells like crabs.
How about the broken AC?
How about the vents you didn't fix?
How about the filters you didn't replace?
How about the water heater that broke?
How about everything that you didn't even do anything?
Landlord!
All right, there you go.
Also, I feel like we dropped that topic that Grunk brought up way too fast.
We just let him, like, say a word, and then we moved on to skateboard.
What was the topic?
It was the dream thing, dude.
Ah, we only don't need.
Oh, these guys ain't trying to get controversial.
Dude, I just, I'm sick of the internet, dude.
I just don't like hearing about any...
What is going on with...
I don't like poopy, doppy, whatever their names are.
I like...
I like...
The only thing I've been seeing, like...
Okay, well, for the...
Let me say one thing real quick.
My feed has been nothing but GT6 leaks.
It's been videos, like hundreds of videos that are being...
I mean, the videos were released last year.
I saw the whole video.
I opened up the...
Like, I remember...
Okay, so last year, okay, last year,
there was a leak that happened with GT6
and they had literally over like 200...
It was like, man, I'm exaggerate.
But it was like a lot of fucking footage of it
It was like in the alpha stages
And by the way I want to say
I can't
I don't want to curse because I don't want to get demonetized
But big middle fingers to everybody who's like
Oh my geez games getting it looks like shit
Oh it looks like poop
It looks like dope I don't think it's possible
I don't think it's possible
It's in the pre-alpha stage first of all
Pre-alpha is like nothing
And second of all
Chindry diapers you fucking little baby
It's like I posted a screenshot
I posted a screenshot last Levy's senior
It's like it's so
It's so over. It's like taking up your time line without any cuts.
And you're like, all right, guys, check it out. And then it's like, okay, dude.
They're also, did you hear like their weird possible take on charging for the game and what they're looking at?
Yeah, they're charging $80 billion.
Yeah, the price for it like $100.
Well, no, they were talking. They said that they would either charge one or five.
I think it was $1 per hour of playable, like whatever.
It's like a story mode.
So it'd be like $150.
Or,
wow.
They're going to charge, like, I think it's,
what was it, something per day.
They're going to do like a subscription thing to play the game.
Well, there's a subscription.
Because no one's done that ever before.
There's a subscription.
World of Warcraft, son.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to do it.
My bad.
No, you're right.
Come on.
We know everything.
You guys are smart.
I'm not.
Sorry.
There is
there's already a subscription for online though
It doesn't do that though
It doesn't function that way
It's literally just like a thing where you pay
I think it's like called GTA plus
And then you just get like money every month
Or something like that
I'm not buying GTA six
I'll stay right here
I'm buying it okay
I'm not gonna play any single game
I'm selling my PC also
I know I'm gonna go into the woods
and not do anything anymore
sick
Oh my God
I'm gonna rent for $5 an hour
come on, that's not real.
I don't know.
I read that it was like
someone who worked for Rockstar
was like $75.
Yeah, it was like
take two CEO
Strauss
Zell Nick.
Yeah, that's his name.
Yeah, I'm just, I found an article
right now. Awesome.
Yeah, I'm excited.
Industry doesn't have the pricing power
and that $70 is the maximum
they can currently hope.
Oh, yeah.
I understand.
So they can't,
They're basically saying that if they were to make it, like, $150.
It would be so outlandishly priced that it wouldn't make sense to fit into, like, other video game markets.
So, like, you know, you buy, like, NBA 2K.
Right.
It's like $50.
Right.
And every other game follows that, like, $50, $50, maybe $70 thing.
$150 is just so outside the park.
It's like, no way.
Yeah, nobody would buy that shit.
There's no way.
It's like, if I made merch for, like, $1,000.
Like, it does not make sense.
There's, like, a set.
price point where you have to kind of lay in.
If I see a video game that's not like a
deluxe thing go over 90, I'm not buying it.
Yeah, if I'm not getting a little box with trinkets and
tools and fun stuff, I'm not going to buy
it for 100 bucks.
Unless it's GTA 6.
All I'm going to do is I'm going to play it for like
two weeks and I'm never going to touch it again.
I don't know. My only exception would
honestly be GTA.
Because GTA is my exception.
Any sort of Rocks for a game. Any sort of
Rocks per game, I tend to spend
a lot of hours in. And I
And I get immersed really bad.
Yeah, here.
I have like over...
Gt.
5, I just didn't play it, so...
That's just my...
It's like 1,500 hours in GTA.
Yeah, I have well-wrote.
$1.5.000 divided by...
If it's $150,000, that's what?
$10 per hour of $1,000.
I don't know.
It's a lot of hours.
It's a lot of money back worth of fun and then fun.
What was I just pulled out growing, by the way?
I saw that.
Oh, God.
I wanted to show you my collection.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, what you got going on here is some?
Happy birthday.
Isn't this lit?
What the fuck?
What the fuffing shish?
Oh.
You got a suitcase for that, Mom.
You do have a suitcase for that.
How many chapters is that?
Chapters?
I don't know.
It's 23 volumes.
So, my.
Okay.
Do you make sure that the pages are filled?
To they're all empty.
Have you checked a page?
They're all like a bunch of middle fingers
Like
Yeah
His name's like
Duffy in the book
He's got a mustache
It's like not even real
This gives me to chapter
216
Oh my god
Are they new?
Um
What do you mean?
Yeah
Are they like
No no
I mean like how new
of a like a chapter
Is it?
Or a
Oh no
This is Alabama
Oh yeah
Oh
Oh
Like this is this is one through
That's like the first season
He just on through Alastas.
And he also, or he, I don't know why.
Like, Oda, like, sent me this box himself.
But there's the, like,
one-piece pilot, you know, like just the pitch story.
No way, no way.
No way.
The pitch.
You're touching it to you?
It's, yeah.
Listen, drunk, we have this new show that's probably going to hit.
Probably, though.
We're not too sure yet.
I mean, this is a rough sketch here.
Let us know.
It's called two-piece.
The full.
If I can get the full manga.
collection for one piece?
That would be
expensive. Yeah, how big is that thing?
Like, how big is the whole collection? The whole collection.
The whole collection, there's like
How many briefcases of those
would it be? Okay, so
there's four of these
out right now, I think, four or five.
And
that's not even including
Wano yet, and Wano's the longest arc to date.
One will probably have its own box
it, honestly.
But it's going to be a lot.
It's over like 100,
100, 5.
I think it's at like 108.
Wano's over in the manga, right?
That's real?
Yeah.
Yeah.
When is it going to end?
What is it going to end on the show, dude?
All right.
He's a bathroom.
Yeah, go ahead.
It's bad.
And morning.
Yeah, it's 106 volumes right now.
Holy moly.
Jesus.
So when is it going to end?
Dude.
Who knows?
But this is really cool,
collectible.
I want to have a whole shelf with all the air show.
Imagine.
Imagine like a very subtle one piece bookshelf.
Like it's real wood.
It has like little engravings on it of like from the shit.
Oh, that would be kind of sweet.
That would be really cool.
That would be a collector's item.
I don't know why all of this kind of reminded me,
but I don't know if you guys know this either.
Back in 20, I want to say 2020,
I used to do this thing on Twitter.
Like, again, this was such a long time ago.
I used to do this thing on Twitter where I would have to make.
comics on MS Paint.
And they were very like,
I'd be briefly remember.
Yeah, because I used to put him out like every other day or something like that.
I think it was either every other day or he was like once a week,
something like that.
And I was just doing when I was bored.
And I was like coming back from school and I'll just draw like a really like it'll be like,
it'll be like four panels.
I'll always stick to like four panels.
And then I remember only one where it was like a drive-through, right?
And the guy was like coming up.
He was like, what do you want?
And then it's like, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
And then for some reason, I always ended off like so drastic.
So it would be like, start, right?
Coming up to the drive-through window.
Drive-through literally goes, what do you want?
The guy goes, can I get this and that of that?
And then it's just like the whole place blowing up.
But it's like in super high detail.
Like I put so much work on that last panel.
And it's always the last panel.
It's always that last panel.
It's kind of like that one comic where the guy's like,
man, I'm hungry.
And the horse is like, I'm hungry.
It's exactly like that.
It's like that perfect horse.
It'll be super, like simple, simple, simple, overly complicated or overly complex.
Or it'll be like simple complex, simple, simple, some sort of the variety of that.
Yeah.
But I did that shit for like, I'd say like, I don't know, I did it for a good while.
Yeah, I remember I made a few with you.
Or at least those ending scenes.
And just like making up those death sequences.
Yeah.
It's so much fun.
It's so good.
Oh my goodness, remember one?
There's one where it was like two cubes like pushing in.
It's like really simple, really simple, really.
And I just like everything.
Like all the gut, like brain is out.
Like he's like a little pink brain.
There's like little pink guts.
And then all of, oh my God, it was insane, dude.
There was so many other comics at the time that I read.
It wasn't even comics.
It was just like some random ass shit that you would see online over like the,
it was like, I remember vividly.
It kind of tied in with the whole
Are You Winning something?
We're like, you know, the devil would walk in.
And it'll be like a really horrible scene
of probably the guy with like
some way he died in a really horrible way
in a really high detailed way.
And I just do that a lot.
That was my one piece.
I want to draw bad.
That was my one piece.
That was my one piece that I made.
Drawing is so lit.
Drawing is the future.
He would show a fit.
Why?
I think he forgot, but I kind of want to remind him.
Okay, go ahead.
Like, I want to, like, I obviously, I want to pick up, like, little doodles and stuff and do it on my computer.
It'd be cool.
And I have a tool to do it.
I just have never unboxed it.
I bought it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I have the fucking extra large, wakcom, whatcom, something, drawing pad.
In a box.
I don't even know.
drawing pad in a box that's
like still wrapped.
Never open?
Never open.
I never open.
There's a lot of things in this house
we can say.
That's my go.
Yeah.
They're all lights.
They're all lights.
I do buy
I buy stuff that I think
I would, you know,
need eventually.
Sometimes it turns like
into an everything.
Yeah, dude.
I used to have a drawing tablet
and then I lost it.
I like,
oh, sorry, go.
I was after I remember.
move I lost it.
So I was like,
oh,
whatever.
I just draw my iPad now.
I like,
equals good,
I think.
I like tried to skip
pen and paper drawing.
Like,
I tried to go straight
to digital drawing
and I like couldn't figure it out.
And then I like stopped
drawing as a whole.
And now I'm back to drawing
and it's all on paper
and I'm like,
it's a goat.
Yeah.
Your drawing style is fun.
It's not like,
um,
it's like your free hand
and it's,
it's very like fine.
It's like a fine
points, not the big, chunky thing.
There it is.
Exactly like that, yeah.
Slit.
You just put Tanner's tattoo on a
guy down a piece of paper.
No, it's berserk and clips.
Oh, my best.
Get that on the guy right below the thing.
Dude, oh my God, what if there was a drawing of Tanner
doing the exact same pose?
Like, you were just drawing him right now?
Like, I'm like,
like, excuse me, I drew you, I drew you.
Excuse me?
What do you think of this?
It's like perfect.
Do you guys see...
Oh, man.
I've done.
Have you guys seen the
the holiday
Christmas festival
gifts that people are making?
Please say yes.
Oh my God, yes.
Yeah, it's like a overlay.
It'll be like an overlay.
Yeah, it's like snowing
and there's like stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, kill this guy with icicles right here.
With an icicle, yeah.
Yeah, plus this guy with presents.
Right here.
It's so funny.
It's a fun.
It's LeBron going.
Yeah, LeBron pointed in everything.
they are so funny
I'm so glad
I'm only seen two
there's like 8
or like to 12 now
and people are making more
my god
dude I'm fucking
excuse my French there man
but I missed the days
I missed the days when there was like
some sort of
because we're not on Discord as much
as we used to be obviously
and but when we were
I remember like there was like
the whole thing with like the skeleton
appearing or like there was like the whole thing
oh my god
the skeleton
yeah
the skeleton
there was like, dude, the GIF era, because that felt like an era.
That was like a thing that happened.
And then it kind of just, you know, it's not as strong.
It's still there.
It's still there.
But it's not like horrifically strong as it used to be.
I think it might be just as strong, but we're so out of touch due to the fact that we don't rely on Discord for like communication as much.
Thanks so.
Well, to be honest with you, recently, like recently, I don't know if you guys were watching the room.
But I've been hanging out a little bit on the Discord server.
and the voice chats are still as weird
and as funny as possible
even now.
But people are like
I mean,
depends on what servers you are in,
obviously,
but some of them are like,
I've been to some servers recently
where like they're so ahead of the curve
that they look like aliens.
Like you don't even know what they're talking about.
And they're making references to things that you just...
I'm like,
what are they even talking about?
It used to be us.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Dude.
Okay, hold on.
I've been taking screenshots of this shit that I've been getting my TikTok because you guys saw my TikTok feed.
It's not good.
What's up, Tanner?
Larry, I thought you said like, you haven't seen people in so long.
You went into the Discord and you was like, they started looking like aliens.
Like they evolved.
It's like when Kyle will say everything gets poop.
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, no way people are changing.
Oh my God.
What if you walk outside?
Everyone's like a gray hue.
Oh.
That'd be scary.
That'd be scary.
My God, their head's like a little bit longer.
Yeah, a little oblonged.
There's like floating cars.
I was going to say, I'd cry.
Yeah, so like I've been taking screenshots because I'm like,
dude, I feel like I'm like, I feel like my phone or my TikTok feed got like a disease or a parasite.
Because I'd be getting shit about like, you guys know who, um,
IDK Sterling is?
I don't know.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
That's the only one I can relate to.
I've been getting these horrific, horrific,
fucking videos on my feed of this fucking guy just getting like layered.
Dude, this guy's getting caked.
Yeah, yeah.
No, there's no apparent reason as to why.
But, okay, wait, Tanner and Grunk for you guys.
It's like, you know, like video.
goes viral or like something to talk about.
And there's like a guy that will green screen like the effect on TikTok himself and be like,
this is blah, blah, blah.
He just gives his opinion, his take, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
People for some reason just took all these videos of him doing that,
masked him out, and then just like went to town.
Like I'm talking like, he would like flip in randomly and be like,
you can tell.
And then like go to something else.
Dude, you know that thing has been passed around through every single community possible.
Oh my God.
It got tweaked just a bit by everybody.
It's so bad.
It's so funny.
People are so, like, bored.
Dude, there's a thing called, dude, I sound like an old person, man.
I don't even want to talk anymore.
I know.
I'm kind of getting, like, sad.
You guys know what C4 language is?
C4 language?
Yeah.
C4?
No.
What, like a?
What is that?
I'll leave you to that.
You guys do your homework.
C4 language.
That's the homework of tonight.
C4 language.
You can't look it up anywhere but TikTok.
I'm not going to do that.
I was thinking about it yesterday or today
where it's like
we really are
on the cusp of a new generation.
It's kind of crazy because
that whole skivety nonsense.
We had we had,
we had hey it's Fred you know.
You say that.
Why would you mean
say?
Hey man.
What are you?
No.
No.
No.
No.
You're not.
That's real.
That's real.
That's real.
That's real.
Like, honestly.
Like,
Skippity or you have Fred.
Skip me told it.
Hey.
Screw me.
Listen to me.
Listen to me.
People that were our age now look like when we thought that shit was funny, we're probably like, what the
hell is this?
Yes.
I know.
It's like people that were older than us thought.
It's just like...
The difference, the difference, though, is that...
But is there a difference?
There is a difference.
You ready?
The people that were like our age,
looking back on Fred when we were like 12 years old,
didn't have...
They weren't as like up to date.
They weren't as connected.
They didn't have a reference.
Yeah, they never had a reference for anything.
We do.
So we're the first generation to watch everything fucking crumble.
Watch Exhibitibbitty toilet get like,
like four billion views a month.
Oh my God.
I watched this one TikTok
from this kid getting a shot
like a like a flu shot or something.
Oh, I love this game.
His coat was like,
Skivetes, dump, dump, dump.
No.
No, you're lying.
It sounds like a stochian, dude.
That's like a stochian thing.
I saw that.
He was in the arms of his like
mother like squeezing her like screaming skivety jump up.
Screamity.
Screaming bloody murder like
scimid a.
It was insane.
It was dystopian.
It was foul.
You think that would get the attention of South Park?
Oh, maybe.
Oh, my God.
Ascivity.
Imagine it did.
That's really funny.
Cooking up an evil joke.
I don't know, dude.
Fucking Trey Parker, Metstone.
Or like.
Okay, no, hold on.
Hold on.
Bro, they, they, they, like.
Can I fall asleep, bro?
No, no, I'm up.
I'm out.
You're out of it.
You're out of it, man.
No, no.
I was looking at gifts.
I was like, that was like, that was so funny.
I did.
I was trying to find the gift button.
And I looked over and I were like,
I was trying to find the gift button,
but my microphone is like blocking it.
So I was like going underneath it.
I was doing.
Oh,
okay.
No,
no,
no,
no,
no,
dude,
they are,
um,
there's a,
Tray Parker and everyone,
that whole team of people
that just make the jokes
and literally do not hold out on anybody ever.
I'm sure they will eventually
do something.
if they haven't already.
There's no way, right?
About it?
I mean, I honestly, I doubt it more than I think it's actually going to happen.
Anything more than 10 million views anywhere, I'm sure, gets their attention.
Do you know how connected you have to be?
Yes, but like utilize it, though.
I don't think it's like.
Maybe like a, what's it called?
Like a quickie for four seconds just randomly.
No, I'm not going to have sex with you, I see.
Yeah, Jesus Christ, you get that out of your mind.
You know you want to have sex with me so bad, but we can't do it yet.
Can't have it, man.
Can't have it.
Can't make it?
Can't play basketball.
That's all I want to do.
You are a little basketball guy.
I do like basketball right now, kind of.
It's really fun.
Shooting a three was really funny.
Can we put that up, Cam?
Well, hello?
Hey, what's up?
Oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh, my God.
What does he comes?
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Whoa, okay.
So there was an alien that appeared for a second.
Who's recording? Who's recording?
I'm recording.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
I'll do 5040.
My mouth is good.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Jesus fucking Christ.
What happened?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what just all three of my.
monitors just went completely black.
They turned back on and my OBS said it stopped recording.
Oh.
That's scares you.
I don't even know.
Dude, I have to, I might have to update all my drivers.
He got solar flared.
Solar flare direction.
Dude, I remember in like eighth grade, I learned about solar flares and I cried.
I eventually get so big.
Mel your brain instantly.
What would happen if you were hit by a soul?
You die.
We would all die.
No, no, we wouldn't die.
It's just all the lights would, like, turn off.
No, no, have you seen that movie of the solar flare actually hitting Earth and like a big giant?
That's a movie.
Yeah, no, but a firestorm happens.
What's the movie called?
I'm like into my apococco movies recently.
It was a horror.
Oh, no kidding.
There's like, solar flare does this.
That's what the movie's called.
Oh, it's called.
It's called SolarFlips.
Kills Tunes.
It's on Tobe.
Ah.
Oh, no.
No, it's not.
Yes, no, it's good.
We need to watch it.
That means it's really good.
Yeah, sound like a...
I got to say, man,
I hope, I, listen, listeners at home,
I hope you're actually, like,
considering to look at least one...
Tube movie.
To be movie.
Just to get a taste.
Just to, you know, it's like,
it's like getting a taste of, like,
fine wine.
Whatever movie you're thinking of,
look it up on Tube,
and there's 14 knockoff bootleg versions.
Yeah.
Variations of it.
Yeah.
You get all types of forms.
You know, types of casting
You know, 20 scenarios?
How about this?
Sorry, wait, let me hear you, Tony.
Yeah, 2012.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
London, you know the Las Vegas sphere?
Yeah.
London proposed they wanted a sphere too,
but they turned it down,
and this is what the picture they showed them
and what it could be.
What?
Wait.
Holy!
They turned it down, they turned it down.
The London sphere.
missing out on the London sphere.
They turned it down.
They're like,
please,
can we do this?
And they're like,
no.
Like the most beautiful angelic thing
in the whole time.
That's the constant photo.
So sweet.
Oh my God.
Why has everyone put spheres
in their like cities now?
Is that like the move?
I don't know.
When's someone going to do like a cube?
A cube?
What's just for an hour?
I already did it?
Dude,
it.
Wait,
Did you hear what the loss of this
sphere reported for
profit?
Yeah, actually they lost over
$100 million.
They didn't profit at all.
Okay, yeah, sorry, dude, I was joking.
I gained it.
I gained it.
Well, advertising money.
Generate money?
Dude, it's literally just like
it's like,
it's like a little bit of money like
fluctuaries.
Like, you know, like you can start out the new year
and near CPM on YouTube
is just terrible.
Like no one, no company wants to
buy
Dude, it's like, oh, it's so real.
Think about how many,
like, who can relate.
I've been living in the,
what you just think,
okay,
you got to think about it like this,
right?
The,
the month before,
the last month,
yeah,
is always the most,
like spending a reason for a month
because Americans are spending
all their money
towards the end of the year
around Christmas
when you're giving other people stuff.
Yeah.
You're buying stuff for yourself,
or you're planning a vacation
for whatever break and,
like that's real.
Just doing all types of stuff.
Also, yeah,
it's also like around the year
where aside from,
summer.
People go out and vacate.
It's like the Friday night of a week.
They're buying stuff.
These next two months are definitely
Friday night.
And then January is like Monday morning.
Yep.
So promoters go all out.
They go all out to promote as much as they can
so they get the sweet, sweet money.
And then the next month they hybrid.
Just go like bare mode and sleep.
The Las Vegas spheres in the hole or no,
but I wonder if they're ever going to come back.
They could come back this next month.
The advertiser should be a lot of money.
I think there's more to this sphere.
You think he's a trapdoor in the sphere?
That goes to like a secret room.
Yeah, and it's like a meat grinder and like humans are made out of burgers.
I want to see that.
Have you guys seen that edit where it'll be like the pyramids?
Oh yeah.
It'll be the pyramids.
It's like a giant cat.
Yeah, really.
Oh my God.
You just don't add all the winter.
It's like super huge.
It's like it's like everlasting.
These are no pyramid.
What's like?
There's an everlasting flame.
What are you saying?
I was saying, I thought you were going to say something.
Did you get nobody hear me?
Yeah, I can hear.
Oh, okay.
Oh, no, I said there's an everlasting flame that never goes out.
Yeah, the prima flame, that's all that is.
Dude, if Nick was here right now, last week,
Grunk was, you were, you were abscess for a little bit,
but, dude.
Rest in peace.
This guy went on a tangent, and I'm all for it.
I love, like, diving into the what-ifs and maybes, but he was like,
talking about how the earth has to be flat
and Antarctica is a big ice wall and I was like
dude
you got real mad
God that pissed me off
you and you and get along
where is he going in this is this moment
no
you guys would bond
what do we're like
build the house up on that ass
I mean you just saw it
did you guys just see that
I mean you just kind of proved
right there.
Like, I feel as though it's, like, why would the pyramids have monoliths under them?
That's true.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's like an escalator or like an obelisk?
No, like, Washington?
Like an obelisk or a monolith?
He's throwing all the words in the wall?
No, an obelisk is like the same as a monolith.
I'm confused.
Bobelis, a Lavalus, a Babelisk.
Look at Bobelisk.
It's like another standing structure.
No, an obelisk is like
around.
Around it's like a triangle.
A goggolist?
Yeah, no, an obelisk.
It's what we have in Washington.
That's exactly what we thought, the pyramid.
Or we didn't think that at all.
Dude, there's an ancient Egyptian obelisk.
They call me the fucking gun.
What's a monolith?
You know, they're on to something here.
The pyramids.
You know, they built.
They built.
The, um...
Oh, model this is a board game.
Oh, yeah, really.
You have your mythos, your mythos talk.
You're on, dude.
Scary tree.
Do no, no, no.
Do you know Abraham Lincoln statue that's in Washington?
That's like, that's, like, actual size.
That's how tall he was.
But they, that's like his body.
hilarious.
That's his body.
It's like, I don't know how, like, I know it's.
It's like three.
It's like three houses.
I thought it's always.
I've never seen like a person next to it.
And he's sitting down.
How big is it?
It's like the human?
Oh my God.
How big is you?
Dude.
How big is you?
Dude, how did he like,
dude, he probably never lost.
It is...
What?
Never lost one?
Never lost, what, like a game?
Like, no.
Larry.
I mean, if I try to play anything against them.
The Linguemorial sitting down is 99 feet tall.
I thought
180
So should
Lincoln Monument
jumping
jumping
jumping high
jumping
19 feet tall
wow
look up
Abe Lincoln
diving
diving
was
was Abe Lincoln
jousting
abe
Lincoln was a tall guy
6-4
he was he was
I think he was the tallest president
was he was he was he the tallest
he was 6-4
dude you know who was
he was tall
Abe Lincoln George Washington
George Washington
George Washington also had a wooden teeth
and a wooden house
yeah yeah no wait
actually that was a myth
he was also
covered it up with the stupid ass
was he
yeah
yeah
yeah
also wait yeah
grunks right
the teeth wasn't
yeah
I like to think of
I like to think my George Washington
had wooden teeth
okay
That's mine.
That's my.
That's my hair.
Do you know what his real teeth were?
Oh,
I heard about that.
Oh my God.
No, it's crazy.
Like, we covered that up in schools.
Why did they cover that up in the curriculum?
Yeah, we were doing it.
Nobody was mine.
They told us wooden teeth.
No, they did because they wanted to paint him in a better light.
They wanted to put them in a better light.
Oh, my God.
I was actually brainwashed.
Yeah, real propaganda.
Real propaganda at a young age.
That's insane.
My mind just like melted.
See, like, if they're teaching us that at such a young age, imagine.
You're growing up.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm going to tell for other people that George Washington had wooden teeth.
Dude.
Wouldn't tea.
I don't think I'm ever going to believe in their thing in like in history ever.
What's even a boy?
What?
Don't watch the news.
Don't watch the news.
Don't believe the government.
Don't listen.
We're a good podcast on earth.
Everyone's like talking about goddamn gummy berries and fun worms.
We are.
We're fucking awesome.
The woke to the woke chat podcast, dude.
We can't say that.
We said there's a cat underneath the fucking Persian cat.
The pyramid.
In the middle of the earth.
Yeah.
And every time it purrs, there's an earthquake.
Like, what, dude?
Get out of you.
What did I just hear?
I speak like I know, but I have pumpkin harvest here.
I'm sure they have to smell the same, right?
Oh.
Woo!
I got my, I got my specialty here from home.
It does smell.
Coca-Cola scent.
Mm.
Dude, I hate, listen, I hate the candies that are like Coca-Cola bottles.
Those are the worst candies.
Yeah, it's like wax.
Oh, wait.
Like, shut up.
You're supposed to, like, squeeze it out or something like that.
It's like eating a whole sunflower seed.
Not supposed to do that.
It's impossible to digest.
That's so dumb.
What are you talking about?
No, yeah, you're, you're just,
Yeah, you're supposed to squeeze out the juice.
Coca-Cola?
Yeah.
I just blew my candle out.
It is.
It's all wax.
There's no wax.
Are we thinking about the same thing?
It's a gummy.
It's a gummy candy.
No.
The Coca-Cola bottles?
There's a miscommunication.
We're thinking about the two different things.
One of them is wax with like a cool little syrup inside.
You just spit the wax out.
They're really old.
Really old.
But the gummy ones, no, it's nasty.
ones aren't bad.
It's similar nasty.
They're not,
the guy ones
that are always like in the malls
and stuff.
That's okay.
I don't know.
I just don't like them.
If there's a Mountain Dew one,
if there's a Mountain Dew one,
I get it.
Oh,
can you never get up from the
fucking chair again?
You just stay like that forever?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There you go.
Oh, you guys have any,
any holiday,
any holiday plans going on?
Any anything funny going to do?
What do you have,
drunk.
Uh, not Christmas.
Thanksgiving, dude.
Here, holiday.
Okay.
I meant Thanksgiving.
I'm sorry.
That was just said.
Thanksgiving.
No, no, you said Thanksgiving.
Oh, yeah.
Uh,
Christmas-wise,
I have no idea.
I have no plans.
It's been,
I don't know,
dude.
I have,
I have not,
like,
I feel like it's been forever
since I've thought about,
like, a holiday
ahead of time.
I think for this Thanksgiving,
I'm just going to take a full sin
and that's so,
okay.
That is so, so dope, man.
That is so freaking dope.
No.
Take a full sin's pass out, man.
Just knock it.
Just, I don't get a fuck.
I'm going to, like, single one, dude.
I'm going to fucking disappear one day,
and you guys aren't going to know where I ain't.
You're not going to fucking find you.
Stop like that.
We were going to get killed.
He was real.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I don't even know.
Why did that even start?
Why did you say it?
Yeah, how did he even, like, do that?
Because my friend, my bestie Camden,
just started saying that.
He's like, I don't get a fucking more.
I'm just going to just chill one day.
You guys, I don't know where I'm fucking went.
Kavana seems like, like, chill and dope A-F, dude.
He'd be really cool.
He's chilling dope A-F, br.
What's the craziest questions we're asked?
He ever asked?
Yeah.
Like he's got some of like crazy things over that brain.
Oh, yeah.
One day we were just sitting in the parking lot
and I showed in this slideshow of like
the oldest living or remnants of living things
and there's like a bug trapped in amber
from like 68 million years ago.
And he was just like, dude.
Like how is that even possible?
Like, how's that...
It's true.
Like, how is that possible?
A 16 million-year-old thing.
Wait, what?
It's crazy.
Wait, imagine me trapped in an...
Expand on that.
Wait, enlarge.
How did you...
Amber, Amber.
There was a bug inside of ash?
Amber.
Amber.
Sorry, Amber.
Me stuck in Amber.
Yeah.
Yeah, what would you be...
Okay.
You're like the baby from the volcano.
Dillade.
Wait.
Oh, my God.
Isn't that?
Amber is like super
Like there's a big ass word.
It preserves stuff very well.
No, it's crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Think of Amber is like,
it's like melted down starbursts.
Amber and saps.
That's what happens.
Trisap will keep you live and alive.
Yeah.
Like this earth is old.
If you wear like clothes out of tricep,
it's even possible.
Or amber.
That'd be pretty sweet.
No.
Like humans are so ignorant.
Because, like, if our, if we just died mass extinction,
life would come back to Earth.
Like, yeah, it would be easy.
There's been so many mass extinctions and it's crazy.
Like, we are not the first to roam.
Yeah.
It's kind of crazy.
Like, you know, the dinosaurs died and then somebody else came and the face.
Imagine, uh, Maddox, 12 years old saying, what is it?
We were not the first to Rome, Rome.
And it's like,
Ah, wow.
That's fire.
Maddox.
Write that down.
Always wants to die too.
Write that down.
I'm working on dying.
How do you do that, bro?
Is that I taught myself at a young age?
Is that bad?
Is that crazy?
Yeah.
Well, that's what he says.
Yeah, he says it.
It's him.
It was him when he was like 13 years old.
Back when he first blew up.
Yeah, he said it.
Kyto, Kai do.
Kido be like,
I'm working on dying, dying.
I'm working on dying.
Okay.
What about, what about,
produced by six?
How about that guy?
I think it's really funny what he did, though.
Yeah, you remember that guy?
Yeah, silly one.
I don't know where he went.
You're like, disappeared, though.
He wasn't, he was in and out of the scene like that.
He was like a real producer, but I'm thinking about, like, the way he did is, like his contacts.
Can we do those TikTok lives where it's like, it's like a battle?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, guys, give me more, more, more.
Wait, no.
Okay, I was genuinely thinking about doing this and called me a loser, but like, you ever seen those.
like lives were like
they have this like
they're placing down diamond blocks
and then someone donates like a TNT
blows down. And he's like
no more please please. I get them all the time.
Yeah there's been
like this but they are
they are
they are
they are sad and looking
unless it's a macro I don't know
it's like
it's like four blocks
and less than a half second
yeah yeah
and it'll be like 10
yeah nine
eight and then it would like explosion
and be like no please please please no
It just keeps going and going and going and going, dude.
It's pretty nice.
It's like TikTok.
I think I have brain rot.
I think my, if I could describe my brain as one thing.
It's like a little dejourno's pizza right now.
Really?
Like a phrase of de journos pizza.
It's like sogging weird.
It's like soggy.
I have something physical that is an accurate representation of my brain right now.
I like, okay.
May I present it to the class?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's deep.
That's deep meaning.
Well, this is me.
So, I'm sorry.
What is that?
What is that?
It's like, it's this crazy fidget.
It's actually a life-changing fidgetary.
It's like, really, really put it to work.
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, like a record.
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's hard.
It's hard.
It's hard when you hit it.
It's hard when you hit it, but when you squeeze it, it's soft.
When you spin it, it's fast.
And if you leave it, it'll turn back to your teeth.
Let's do a little time lapse here.
You and your gathering harvest and moot and plunder.
That's butane.
Don't put that over there.
Also, put that back in the kitchen.
That's my dude.
Dude, how dare you?
Guys.
Has it ever just hit pure B B2T before on accident?
I bought it with money.
I have.
No, it was for those cooking videos.
video.
Uh-huh.
What you say, Greg?
I just said, has anyone ever hit pure butane?
Pure butane?
What do you mean hit it?
Like, just inhale it on accident.
Oh.
I got something on my lips and I looked it off.
Last time I did.
He has chugged gasoline.
Oh, dude.
I love smelling gasoline.
Okay, I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, the smell of gasoline is kind of like up there with like,
it's like just under lawn mowing.
be huffing that gas.
No, literally.
Like, I feel like, I feel like
I've told the story before, but when I was
a young in, probably like six,
seven, or eight, even.
Yeah.
My dad started up his
truck to, like, warm up because
it was a winter day, very cold.
And I went out before him, and
the exhaust smelled really good, so I just sat
behind.
And just, like,
bright in front of it because it smelled
good. And I kept smelling it.
And literally, like, I think I could have died that day.
me so honest because I stood up
I stood up I were a bit dizzy as hell
I was so dizzy I was lightheaded
I felt like I got a crazy headache after
like this is a really hot
take that I taught Larry for you especially
because you just said that you
like lawnmower
fresh fresh cut
grass I think the tier list
goes for me right below
lawn mower has to be like
it's about to rain smell
and you know if you go outside
and if you smell it you're like it's going to rain
There's a specific smell.
Might just be from northeast, whatever.
And then, long clipping, above it, though, is boats.
Boat gas is crazy.
Imagine like the oldest, coolest car in the world.
And then make it like smell like gasoline.
You can smell that car when it goes past you.
You can smell it.
What about a new car smell?
No, what about a new car smell.
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
Wow.
I like it.
Oh, boy.
I got some water
and shit for y'all.
They don't know.
A fresh cut tree and it's raining.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no.
I relate.
I don't know about that one right there,
bro.
I've never smelled that.
No, my grandparents have
like,
I don't know.
It's a place somewhere in New York.
But they,
it's literally like,
okay,
I know where it's at now,
do you think of it.
They cut all of their own firewood and everything.
They have like a gas stove and everything.
They cut trees down.
I'm like,
I'm over there.
my hammer, doing my tanner shit, like
cutting logs or whatever.
I like hit it once. I lift up the axe.
It's still in there. That log's still in the axe.
One more.
Down the middle.
Crazy. It smells so good.
Down the middle.
It's fun. I love chopping
over green trees.
I need to find this one. My dad
just chopped a bunch of wood and it's a very
impressive pile and I took a picture of it.
You're looking at some poop? That's a very
impressive pile.
Oh, very nice.
My dad just a good nice
My dad just took a nice
Putt
My dad just took a big impressing
Lowe
Forgot to slush
Look at it
Oh
Wow nice one
Dad
It's a good Paul
That man was at work
Yeah
He did that swing
Yes
We did that be
Mourne in the winter
You did that 10 minutes
We're going to wrap it up soon
But I'm bummed
Because I've seen
Or like briefly met
Almost.
I met Yummy's parents, Mom.
I talked her on the phone.
I haven't met her.
Whatever.
We'll move Yummy aside.
But I've met everyone's parents.
And they're all freaking sweet.
Except for grunks.
I haven't met Brunk's parents at all.
I feel like I have to.
Okay, yeah.
Your dad was off sweet.
Well, maybe it came to my graduation, like you said, you were so mad.
Oh, my God.
I felt like so, I felt so bad.
Tisk.
Tis.
That was, it was.
That was the biggest group chat betrayal.
Yeah.
I was like, you should kill yourself, dude.
No, I was like, most than like assassinated.
But I swear to God, if we ever do come up there, we have to come up and we all have to have fun and jump and play in entries.
And then I need to meet your parents and give your dad a nice big hug.
And I'm sorry, gift card to Lowe's like 50.
I'm sure.
That's the gift cards, right?
Yeah.
That'd be there.
Lose too, surely.
They do.
Yeah.
Or Home Depot.
Lowe's close.
Safe gas.
They would eat that up.
bang
that was funny
I made an analogy
I made an analogy
that was really
extremely
do I have Cam
edited it to be funny
he was like
he was so confident
yeah
keep in mind
this place
is something that only
I went to
and no one else did
so
it's a niche
reference
yeah
it's a niche
very niche
it's one of one
and it's also like
Five minutes away from his old house.
No, it's not.
It was in your backyard.
It was in your backyard.
What was the comparison before that?
Oh yeah, Home Depot Lowe's?
I haven't been inside of Lowe's in very long.
Yeah, I was going to say it's mostly been like the last,
the last few trips to any one of those, it's always been.
Yeah, I think it's because it's just more like popular here.
Is this orange?
Is this orange?
Like, is that like a
color psych?
Like to me,
like I associate that color
that specific orange
with like,
I need to build some sure
now.
I need to get some blood
and get some shit.
Psychological.
Whatever.
Grunk it on that.
What is that?
Pavlovian.
It's Pavlovian.
What?
You say orange
and get a lumber.
I love you.
What about it?
association when you think of something.
Oh, no, that's, that's, what's a,
synthetia, like synthia or something.
Is it?
Where you hear, where you hear the word, the, the color orange and you taste bacon.
No, yeah, isn't that, didn't, no.
Pavlov is, um, you do a thing, expect another thing.
Oh, well, it's kind of the same thing.
It's like, okay, if I were to give you five bucks every time you wash the dishes,
you would start washing the dishes.
looking forward to that five bucks I give you.
Yeah, but isn't that the same thing as the fucking dog,
like mouth watering when he hears a bell?
I don't think it...
Yeah.
Her Home Depot?
Yeah, Pathloff.
What?
You go to...
We were talking about Home Depot.
What?
What?
What?
What are you talking about?
Larry said that the orange,
she associates it.
Yeah, because you said the orange makes...
Oh, association.
Yeah.
And I said that's Pavlov's.
A series of association of things?
Yeah. Because I look at an orange.
I'm like, I need to build.
Yeah.
No.
Like, the color orange makes you hungry.
That's the hungriest color.
I thought you said it makes you want to build stuff.
That's what I said.
Oh, there's no way.
Then why is Loves blue?
I don't think it's just, I don't think it's Pavlov.
Who's twisting my words here?
Yeah, no, I know what you're talking about.
Experiments with dogs.
Experiments with dogs.
Dude, I feel like, I'm in a association.
I feel like I'm in a medical.
Your entire stomach is open.
And we're like,
it's obviously not chlamydia.
It's clearly your stomach acid disease.
Look, look, I sent it.
This is what I was,
association.
Food, uh, bell,
Bell, huh.
Yeah.
Food about,
how does it have to do with the color orange in the show?
That's true.
That's true.
Yeah, I don't know.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
You're like, oh, I got a pill shit.
What are you talking about?
No.
No, it's not.
like that. I know what you're saying, but it's not like that.
It would be like that if you go, you're building
in an orange room and you're building something in an orange
room, so then you're building something and then
you're just in an orange room and then you get the urge to build because you've
been in that orange room with building. It's color psychology
used in marketing and branding.
And what they do is they take certain colors and
and other stuff
that has to do
with, for some reason,
a weird little neuron in your brain.
So then...
Like, they look at yellow.
Yellow is described as optimistic and useful.
Red is energy.
Blue creates a sensation of trust and security.
Blue?
Green is associated with wealth.
Obviously, I think we know why,
because it's colored green.
With wealth.
Green is safe.
There is a lot of grass.
I guess.
I mean, there's that too, I guess.
Then how come Discord shows green borders, I wonder?
Dude.
Because money's talking.
Like on.
Like on.
I don't know.
Time is aggressive and creates a call it an action.
Subscribe.
Buy or sell.
Wow.
Oh, Deepo.
Yes.
Call the action.
Call the action.
Go build a shed right now.
Pink is romantic and feminine.
They don't know shit.
about that.
I'm literally shan't completely still.
Still.
Dude, this is crazy.
Pink is romantic and feminine used to market products to women and younger.
Yeah, obviously.
But it's, like, think about like Victoria's Seekers.
That way they're pink, maybe?
Black, powerful and sleek.
Yeah.
Purple.
That makes sense.
Used to soothe and calm, often seen in beauty.
I agree.
I say royalty as well.
Always has.
I love purple.
That's all the colors there.
I love purple so much.
Because like if you had purple,
back then if you had purple,
you,
everyone knew you were rich.
Like everyone was like,
oh,
okay.
Oh,
okay.
He's got that money.
He's got that money.
He's got that money.
It was like the $1,000 bill of your time.
Was owning, like,
cocoa or chocolate?
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like actual chocolate.
Oh,
okay.
Well,
that's true.
This is an hour and 20.
We can wrap it up.
It's our second burgers.
I want to go to two hours?
Keep going.
Just keep going.
Just keep going.
I got nothing else to do you.
Okay, let's go to an hour thing.
I do.
We watch Berserk.
You were not just doing that right now.
Why did you just do that?
You're crazy.
Let me see your hand.
Let me see this side right here.
Wait, have we been doing this podcast for this long that it's dark now?
No, it's not been dark.
It was like.
It's been dark.
Has it really been bark out?
No, it was not dark.
when you started.
That's sick.
Yeah,
that one and down.
Should I torch my camera?
And so are you,
you sick.
Fuck,
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Um.
All right.
I got enough,
dude.
All right,
guys.
South,
South Park.
No,
no,
we can't talk about that anymore.
I was,
I was right.
Okay.
Okay, one last thing,
because it's been bugging me.
What the hell were we talking about
before the podcast?
Before we started?
What the?
Like we were crackling at it.
Yeah, we were just like,
yes.
Oh, it was the guy.
We were just crackling.
I can't remember what it was.
There was something, yeah.
After that,
the man running.
It was after that.
Like, imagine the emojis.
The emojis.
Oh.
Wait,
everybody might have a joke.
Yeah, we need to find a reference for emojis.
I don't mind.
The joke's not going to be told.
I think that's what it was.
I think that's what it was.
You had to be this idea.
Guys, you got to go.
I hope everyone is having a great Thanksgiving with family time and fun and friends.
Hope you guys again.
Oh my gosh.
Happy Thanksgiving guys.
No.
Thank you guys for tuning in.
Thanksgiving passed by the time.
What day is yesterday?
What's Thursday?
What day is Thanksgiving?
Thursday.
So it's coming out.
So, wait.
Yeah, I hope you have.
Okay.
So I hope you had a great Thanksgiving.
Boy, I wondered.
Jesus, Reddit.
Oh, okay.
I'll just like this year.
I thought it was the next week.
Actually, crazy thing.
Gap is doing a, guys, everyone
take advantage.
Gap is doing a 60% off everything right now.
Off of everything.
Sorry, if you're like, you have to be rich.
Okay, guys, scratch your grunk set.
Coles is having a cell.
And you can get yourself.
I thought Coles is running out of business.
What is it?
Dude,
If anyone's lost
I've got more than $100 in Coles cash,
let me know.
All right, we have a thing or two to talk about over there.
I love Coles.
God.
Oh, those aren't going to go on sale.
Oh.
Are they?
Wait, Nike?
They are already on.
No, dude.
Yes.
Regular $75.
It's a sell for $56 right now.
You're not going to believe me.
Wow.
I have to say it.
I swear to God, Coles.
discounted everything all the time.
You can use your Colescast for whatever,
except Adidas and Nike.
That was the only exception.
I would be looking at shoes.
I was like, Mom, check out of these shoes.
I got to have the AltauBoose.
Can I have them?
Oh, those are Adidas.
We can't have one account as the Coles can't.
Blah, blah, blah.
I started to get some other shit.
They,
I don't know.
I don't know the viewers.
I'm sorry, bro.
My mom put me on, though.
No, listen, listen, viewers at home, if you're trying to buy clothes on the low, you got to go to fire spot.
That is. If you know what that is, then you know what that is, son. Get that shit, son, get that shit.
Anyways, let's get this.
Thank you guys for tuning in. Hope your things to get in.
Good. Lots of family time.
Black Friday, I have not received a word, but I know for a fact that Gamer Shups is most likely going to be doing something crazy.
All right.
So make sure you use co-group.
Give yourself a cup.
Get yourself a Jesus outfit and dress up like that guy you saw.
Hopefully this video will be out by then.
We'll see.
We'll see you next week.
For fun.
Goodbye everybody.
Lots of bro fist it out.
You take care.
Happy holidays.
For fun.
Me.
