The Group Chat - #82 - Last To Leave VC Season Is Here...
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Welcome back to our first podcast.
Oh, God.
Why do we have to restart?
God damn it.
Whatever, dude.
We had to restart a podcast, everybody.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Oh, you hit that.
How did you do that?
How'd you do that?
What episode is this?
We are 83 episodes.
We are officially geriatric and demented.
And we're in the nighted as one again.
I'm in hell now.
Together and we sold out of lean.
Real question.
Thanks a lot.
How many podcasts do we have to do before we can catch up to Joe Rogan?
Oh, like, a lot.
I think we, after this one will be close.
For the next like four years.
No, try like doing five every single day.
Do this process five times every single day.
And that's easy.
That's one to sit down and talk.
That's the day we could have done that.
Dude, I would like hate you guys if we did five podcasts a day, I think.
You hate us regardless.
is right now.
So it doesn't matter.
But like if we did five podcasts today, bro,
I'd be like shooting everybody.
Oh,
you want me to do that joke?
You want me to do that face?
You're just laughing.
If you were at home,
Soft Willey's holding up a picture
of Megamined for the second time
because this is our second take.
He did the joke again.
This was the funny one.
It's even funnier at the third time.
He was at home.
It's also our second time saying that we're sponsored by the one.
And only...
A gamutist up his baby.
Now, we've done a lot of...
Boys, yummy, take it away.
We sold out of mean.
We sold out of mean.
We sold out of lean.
I wonder what caffeine for you got to be.
Did we officially sell it on the website?
Yes.
Probably.
By now, probably.
Yeah.
Dude.
You guys crushed it.
You guys crushed it.
You guys crushed it.
You guys crushed it.
And I was saying it earlier, but Mr. Gamer's Sups was trying to crank out all the powder,
and you guys were just ordering it up too fast.
And he was like Santa Claus with a broken reindeer.
There's like, you can't do it.
Here you go.
That's what I'm saying right now, there's a window for the black market.
If you have lean with you and it's still full, you can sell that.
You can sell that shit for like, what I mean?
Price quintuples.
It does.
It does.
The market right now, black market is really good.
Speaking of black market.
Marking Black Friday they just passed.
I ordered zero things.
Like, I have nothing.
You said you went shopping.
I got socks from gaps.
Isaac, that's a lie.
It's a lie.
You bought $400 worth of drinks last night on Amazon.
It's not even, it's not even a haul.
You're so shameless.
Like, go outside of your house ever.
Do you know how many icees are showing up in like three hours?
Isis?
No.
What?
I see.
You got to get them.
Ice is.
All right.
That's the podcast.
That's the title.
No, no.
You know what I drink?
I drink water.
That's a boy.
That's my guy.
Yeah.
Well, ICE just likes Bubbly, so we got to get them what they want.
They like bubbly?
Yeah.
Remember when Michael Boubley was sponsored by Bubbly?
Dude, dude.
That was like a moment in history for white people.
Hey, what's up, guys?
I'm red, by the way.
We forgot to say that.
Oh, dude.
Oh, we missed the part where he introduced Red.
Everyone was just red.
Whatever.
outing here.
He's like
He's done his nose,
huh?
Even your camera's like a
Justin, it's like,
I don't know.
He got to be fine.
My camera's like what?
Stop.
You're sick.
Why is that so funny right now?
Why are you?
Red?
Why are you still?
Yeah, why are you?
I bought a new camera, guys.
Can we quit?
Like, point it out.
I know how I like me and Tanner
at the same time.
Nick,
Nick,
you got to stop.
You got to turn it.
I went to Best Buy.
It's a bunk.
I went to Best Buy and said,
give me your best camera for the best price.
They said, okay,
best I can do is this camera right here for $3,900.
And I said, all right, deal.
And then I bought it.
3,500?
3,900.
See, I always didn't even realize he bought the Red Deluxe.
I bought the Red XLR.
Real quick, real quick, I want to say,
I always thought Best Buy was like the absolute kingdom
of like being the coolest, like, store in the world.
It still is, dude.
Dude, you have like geek squad, I think.
What is it?
Is it a geek squad?
Yeah, yeah.
Like sitting outside all the time always.
You have geeks one.
Yeah, the genius.
They're the actual council of geniuses.
That's real.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
So cool.
They're so cool.
The more I look at it and the more I look at prices,
and the more I look at what they have, like all the stuff.
Yeah.
I'm not a big.
I'm not too big.
I mean, I see a dishwasher.
I see a keyboard.
I saw this chair and I bought it.
I guess I have everything on you.
Who do you think would win in a war?
Genius Bar from Apple or Geek Squad from Best Buy?
I've never even heard of Genius Bar, so plus L.
Genius Bar, isn't that the Mac people?
Yeah, dude, Genius Bar is real and they exist.
The Macintosh people?
They're the people that are behind.
Like, if you go to one of the walls and you press it on the wall,
that you go behind there, yeah.
You remember when we were in Japan and that guy who came to the wall?
He came to the wall?
He came on my face.
The train station when he fucking trolls?
He came with his ball.
Came?
Wait, he opened up the walls.
I don't remember my butt.
You guys blow?
In my walls?
I'm not going to sit down and have a campfire with you guys.
Wait, tell me.
Was there an actual guy doing this five times 60 minutes a day?
With you, all right, all right.
I'll entertain you.
Yes, I remember.
That guy was cool.
I don't remember that.
I don't remember.
He slid up.
Okay, we, all right, I'll set the scene.
Tanner, you, me and Larry.
Or at the...
Yes, you're in Japan, dude.
Oh, no, I know I was in Japan, but...
All right, continue to go.
I don't care.
Just go, go.
I'm red.
It was a night after the car stuff, and we couldn't get home, and the guy gave us directions
through the wall.
He opened up the Port-A-Hash.
Oh, my God, I remember that.
He opened up the Fortnite Port-Hatch, and he walked in.
I do remember that.
He showed us his upper torso.
Brunk, do you remember that?
I do.
Me too.
Yeah, Grunk, that was a horrible night, dude.
We really thought we were going to get stranded.
No, that was great.
I was so bad.
I was ready.
Thank God that Gronk did that thing.
He started speaking fluent Japanese.
I did that.
I watched so much freaking anime that I understand Jeff.
Dude, I just shut up.
What the Anyong, I see.
No, but that...
It's awesome.
I love freaking anime.
That's awesome.
That was awesome.
Look at my this big sore I have on my hand.
It looks like a ring of glow.
Dude, it looks like a cartoon.
You know when a mallet hits a hand and it gets red?
It looks like...
Ah!
Oh, this podcast is for you right now.
I'm going to be so honest with you guys.
I know all of us, like, are always in our rooms and whatnot.
But this month, I have never felt such a, like, such...
Like a loser, dude.
I've been in my room.
I feel like a stupid bomb.
I'm an idiot loser right now.
I feel like a loser.
I feel like a bum.
Every day forever.
No, I won't.
The life of a YouTuber.
Wait, are you guys ready for this?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Let me see some.
What's that?
Huh.
Wait, what did you say?
What's that mean?
He said, y'all some trippet, trick-ass ho.
It means he's a nice lawyer.
I mean, he's a nice lawyer.
So I don't know where I'm going to use that in Japan, but come on, bro.
I want to get a guy.
Was that?
Was that?
Was that Korean?
That was Japanese.
You know what I learned?
No way.
I got Totemo Oishi.
That means very delicious.
So, you know.
Umay.
Yeah, there you go.
You know how to say sushi in Japanese?
Shushi.
Or Shisu.
Sisu?
It's just sushi.
Oh, is this sushi?
We were watching Jizu Kaisen yesterday and they said Shihu.
Oh.
Oh, I mean something completely different.
No, it says sushi in the subtitles, dude.
No.
Well, then it must be some, like,
ancient Japanese.
I don't know.
It's not the real one.
There's also speak in anime,
don't they speak differently?
Like, isn't it a harder?
Like, the way that they speak,
is it only different?
I was wondering that,
because, like, you know how in dubs we kind of, like,
or at least me anyways,
it's like, oh, that's kind of cringe.
But, like, do Japanese people
when they watch anime, are they, like,
normal?
Do they know that English dub is, like, bad?
Or do they think it's good?
They don't even know.
I don't think.
What's, like, the Japanese print of Jake?
Oh, I would watch.
We've seen scenes of SpongeBob in like
Finland or Germany.
Germany's like,
yeah,
he's like,
like,
and then he's like,
yeah,
where he's like strangling Mr.
Crabs and he's yelling in German.
Yeah,
the German SpongeBob.
When I was in Dallas,
that's classic,
with family,
I was forced to watch SpongeBob in Spanish
and I couldn't stop fucking laughing
because it was like Patrick's on a drunk.
He was so fucking.
Hey, Spoonhabobob.
Kimo Saeroi!
Combin spot on Bob!
Bob is still right here right now.
Can we only have Larry speak in Spanish?
From that on.
In some of your standard.
In Spanish,
I don't care how long it takes you to think about the words.
Oh, my God, I think I'll cry if I'm doing Patrick at all time.
Spanish Patrick, please.
No.
Spanish Patrick, Spanish Larry.
Hula.
Hula.
That's awesome.
I can't do Patrick too well in Spanish.
Ula.
I was like the press.
I was like forced to, but I kind of enjoyed it.
It was like low-heek.
It was a vibe.
It was pretty chill.
It was good.
I learned that American Airlines has SpongeBob on the fucking plane.
No way.
And it's not the old seasons.
It's only season like 15 or something.
And I really didn't think that it was going to be that bad.
But oh, man.
It was, I actually had to turn it off.
I was like a year to even have it on my TV.
You cannot watch Spongebob?
Dude, it was really, really bad.
I thought people over-exaggerated the whole, like, face thing, but it really is, it's
really bad.
It's like, every scene.
They always make the face, like, just like crazy or like the art style changes.
And, like, it's, dude, it's, like, unwatchable.
They, uh, they became, like, they knew the jokes, so they, like, kept playing into it,
and then they made it worse and worse and worse and worse.
If it was, like, the faces were, like,
added on to the humor or whatever, but it's
like the faces are the only humor. There's no
jokes anymore. It's like...
Is Patrick so dumb? Yeah.
Like Patrick is in the head with like a roll.
No, Patrick is as dumb as, or SpongeBob
is as dumb as Patrick.
Well, Patrick is first. They're equally dumb.
They're like playing too far into
characters. That's like they're not even their own characters.
SpongeBob did get dumber over the years. Spongebob
comes dumb.
Spongebob comes first. It doesn't matter
how much you flip the SpongeBob.
You know what it's like? It's like the fucking
three-stop.
stooges. There's like sound effects
and then they open up their mouths and then they like eat each
other.
They eat each other out.
Stop!
That was not a thing that they did, dude.
Yes, they did.
Okay.
When we were watching it, there was
the part where like Sponschall was like
driving with Mrs. Puff and one of the newer
seasons. And we were laughing, I have a clip of us laughing
at it like a year ago.
Was it last?
His license? Yep.
Was it like?
Was it like when he did that?
No.
Are you talking about the one way to turn?
Like the speed demon?
Yeah, he was like an evil speed.
He had his foot down.
I like when they're about to press on the gas, they pull their foot up and like their toes break out of their shoe.
Like the gross.
Like the game.
I was like thinking about it because Yomi was showing or he was telling us about,
fuck, I forget his like name, dude.
He was this NBA player.
Cartoon character
Yomi
Can you talk about Kauai?
Yeah, so
I've seen lots of
like
interview clips
of like Kauai Ler's teammates
over the years
and they'll be like
they'll be asking
who's the funniest on the team
and a lot of them
have been like
oh it's definitely Kauai
he's like sneaky funny
like he don't even
he don't even really be making you laugh
unless you really get to know him
type shit
but everybody
he's a lot for him
as like an NBA fan
knows that he shows
no emotion and he's like the quietest player
of all time. He's stone-faced.
Stone-faced killer, dude. And then there was
a, he had like a media day thing
where he had to go in
for the Clippers. And they were like,
you have SpongeBob,
Scooby-Doo, and Peter Griffin.
Just like, tell us your NBA line.
You got a fuck one, marry one, kill one.
Tell us your NBA lineup.
And then he was like, all right, so if a
SpongeBob, he's going to start
us all because he wild, so he's
going to go crazy.
But he's being so serious
He's not even trying to smile
And then he's like
And then he's like
And then number two
I gotta get Scooby doing there
Because he's got to figure out what's going on
He's got to know what's going on
He's got to know what's going on
He's supposed to be
So he can like tell him like
What's good?
And he said
Peter I'm going to have to get him in last
Like I like him as a person
And all
I like him as a person, but
no, you gotta go.
Everybody in the camera, we're like, no, you know Peter.
He knows Peter's too well.
He's been to his house.
He's been to his house before.
He's too acquainted, bro.
Too familiar.
He got him by his first name, but Peter.
It was so funny because he wasn't even trying to be funny.
He was like genuinely answering.
He was like thinking, he was looking up
And you're like, oh, SpongeBob.
He's starting.
He's wild.
You are so red, dude.
You're like really red.
You're so red.
Dude, he just did that thing I looked over at.
You expected to see normal Tanner.
I see red.
Evil Tanner.
This is red.
Demonite Tanner.
Okay.
I'm like a bunch of personalities.
This is red T.
This is red.
Fuck, who's the other one?
Who was the other guy that came in?
Blue maybe?
Blue? Yeah, I don't know who fights.
Blue.
Blue three.
There's a bunch of a purple.
Oh, my God.
They put some in this lean today.
They put funny juice in this lean.
I already did all my thing, bro.
You know what?
We had to be, we got to come clean, though.
Because we stole half our own stock.
Oh, yeah.
We kind of.
I think we're all right.
Who really took it up?
I didn't really.
I think.
I think almost.
We had to get.
Holy.
Grunk's got like $800 in his hands right now.
Dude, it's crazy.
I remember we went to Gap's to get more lean,
and they were like, where all of it go?
We thought you gave you like six or seven.
And then we remembered that Grunk had like four or five in his dorm.
So we had to go back.
And Tanner and I stole like 20 or 30.
Yeah, and they just gave me this.
Is that a red-ass camera?
It's a weird-ass camera.
A red-ass camera.
That's a one of three.
It's a one of three.
We should have a one in like a hundred thousand
be a dark brandon.
Yeah.
We put fentanyl in it.
We put fentanyl in it?
That'd be crazy.
Yeah, that's dark brand.
No, no, no, no.
Glasses.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, can you guys go and get your tub
and if you really don't care,
can you guys draw on it and, like, tweet at us about it?
I kind of want it's fun.
I want to see what you guys could draw up because...
Make sure you guys do that because we definitely circle back
to all the things we asked to do.
We've got to do.
We've been in the past three times we said we'd circle back or whatever and talk about it.
can we have.
And we're like,
this time
for real,
Zee.
We still have to do it.
You know what,
Nick?
Every time you say that,
you got to look through it.
Yeah,
you're the one in forcing it.
You guys went through it.
I will.
I will.
I will.
Tell your mom,
you'll take your mom
with the lead tub
and then say
code group 10% off
and then we'll circle back
and then we'll put in the
intro of the next podcast.
And then go to your dad
and have your dad
dry scoop.
Have your dad dry scoop.
Have your dad
dry scop and be like,
gave our sops
and like powder puffs out of his house.
And he's like crazy.
Do that's your dad. That'd be awesome.
Rip your dad's eyes out.
Isaac isn't timeout.
Yeah, Isaac isn't timeout.
Why? Why? Why is he time out?
You have your mommy's phone numbers, bro.
Come on, let me know.
What's what?
What'd you say?
What's happened?
Hey, brother.
You said, DME and mommy phone numbers.
Let me know.
You probably saw...
Isaac, you know who you remind me of?
Who?
You don't what remind me of?
You remind me of Captain Canuckles in, like, a lot.
With those big,
media eyes.
With those big, beady eyes.
Who's flogback in this like scenario.
Crunk.
I'm having danger of film.
Can I be Bubby?
I'm about to break it.
Baa!
No, I feel like Yomi's Bobby.
I feel like a big whale.
Oh, what's that sugar?
Yeah, she says sugar all the time or whatever.
I feel like Yomi's Bobby, though.
Yomi's got that big one.
Yomi's got that southern charm, yeah.
I got that big love and bottom.
Yeah, you got that whale's charm.
You got that beautiful whale's time.
I'm sorry.
You have a big ass, dude.
I'm so sorry.
You have a big.
You got blessed.
You got a blubber ass.
Do you know how fucking hard it was?
Dude,
okay,
there's a,
there's a currently unreleased.
Whoa,
wait,
pause.
Hold on.
Let me finish my sentence.
Hold on a,
bo,
okay,
there is a unreleased
footage in Japan
of us looking for pants
for yummy.
And by God,
dude,
it was insane
trying to like look for pants.
It was like,
it was like,
yeah,
our friend is like,
big for,
by the way,
do you have any pants?
And they're like,
oh,
crap.
They fall on a blanket.
We got the biggest one and it's still like...
Dude, it was so tight.
It felt like my nuts are going to pop out of my butt because it was so tight.
Your nuts go out of your butt hole?
That's a tight squeeze.
Listen, it's real and it's crazy.
And I really wish it wasn't so big because I don't know what to do with it.
Dude, I remember editing...
Shake it.
Just shake that.
Drop it.
Drop that shit.
Drop smooth.
Dude, yummy only fans with big, big beautiful.
ass. God damn.
I literally
like,
perfect stretch mark
ass.
All right,
this might be TMI.
Dude,
this might be TMI
and this might come off
as like really gay
but I swear I was just
I have a really big mirror
in my bathroom
and I was walking.
Oh,
you were,
I was in my underwear
and I looked
to,
okay,
that's not what I was going to say.
Did you get heart to yourself?
Ew.
No,
no,
no, no.
You for real,
just like,
oh.
You guys are just saying
whatever comes to your mind
today.
I'm not saying nothing.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
So,
so, dude,
my absolute gargantuan behind,
I was walking in stride
in underwear and I just like look to the left
and you know how like you have underwear on
and it goes like on your
like just like your waistband.
It's so good.
What's a good job podcast?
Like you know what you have underwear on?
You know like the waistband is just like on your waist
and it's just like flat like up and down.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, well I was in stride and since my ass goes so far backwards
the fucking waistband was like horizontal.
over my big ass
It was curling
It was like going to sleep
And just like rip open
What is being talked about right now?
It's crazy actually
No I had no what he's saying
Because normally it's like this
It was like curling right
Like it was curling like it was like trying to escape
Because his ass was so big
It was trying to run away
There's like no help me place
It's like tsunami on my butt
Yeah
And you're like no get back here
And you pull the wedge you out
It's like
Oh
It's like
Oh
It's like
Ha ha ha ha ha
Mr. Red is crazy.
Mr. Redd.
You got so he's doing with that one.
That was Red speaking.
I like how something slightly changes
and my whole personality changes.
No, what the fuck, dude?
Mr.
I'm going to be Mr. Red and last to leave.
Speaking of that, it's coming up.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you're going to last to leave.
We are doing it right after this podcast.
Whoa, I have class, dude.
More like ass.
Can you bring your computer?
Can you bring a laptop to class while you're doing it?
Yes, let me play on my laptop.
Let me do it on my laptop.
Yeah, it's not having a game anymore, man.
What is last sleep, B.C?
Four.
Can you leak anything?
Four?
Yeah, get some drops.
Get some fucking hints.
Leak something about it.
So we can get that title last week.
I need to know when, but also just leak when.
Dude, don't do it in the day I come home.
Well, I'm talking about that.
Either going to be in two days when you leave or it's going to be when you come home.
You can pick your poison.
Just do it in two days when I leave.
We're doing last leave you see in two days?
In two days?
No.
Let me get on the plane and then you start it.
And then I'll join on my phone every once in a while.
Okay.
That's good.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's perfect.
Shut the hell.
If I have like a guaranteed, like signed in contract like an NBA player,
because we're going on what, like two, three years at this.
point. I feel like I should be compensated on
an annual salary basis. That's crazy,
dude. What do you want? You know what I want?
What I want? What I want? I want to
lock in. I want a
lock in on
like maybe a $500,000
salary lock in if I get interested. I believe.
Isaac, you owe me any grand by the way. Can I just
say that? Same. Like, where's my money?
All right. Instead of 500 grand,
I'm going to lock my channel in your
butthole and wiggle my
toes around in your fucking appendix,
bro. That's what I do for your locking. NBA player,
goddamn student.
Me'amah, school t-j.
I'm gonna
drag-jic right now. Are you gonna
give any deets about the last leave you
C? All right. At this
point, last leave you see, will be happening
right when
he doesn't want it to happen, which
will be again.
I'm being dead ass. I'm trying to figure out if I could even
do it the day I come back.
Like, I have a job and a wife and kids,
dude. No, you don't.
He works at Church of Chicken
Dude
Listen, dude, I've been thinking about it recently
And I hope that in the future
When I'm really fucking old
I can just like hurt sheep
No, that'd be like that's all I want
That's all I really want
I want to breathe toads
I want to breed toads
What?
I'm going to go to China
I'm going to learn Mandarin
I'm going to open a little candy shop
Yeah also isn't Mandarin the hardest language
You can possibly learn
No, it's the easiest in the world
Aren't you like John Cina right now
Yeah
Ocean Ho shung
Being
being
being chilling
Yeah
What did you say?
Uh
Huh?
I don't know
He says
I love the ice cream
So much
Thank you showing
And I love the ice cream
So much
Likely
Be happening on the ninth
We will
Fucking see
Okay
I don't know
It is
We can't
We have a bunch of
Growing boys
Trying to schedule
A big growing boy
Project together
It's not always
The easiest thing to do
Can we start
You're trying to
Can we start the eighth or no?
No, yumbies in the air.
I'm pretty sure.
The eighth and a half?
Dude.
Shut the hell up, Redd?
The podcast.
What are you?
Eight and a half?
Would that work?
Red's chill.
I wonder what blue's like.
Can we see blue next thing?
No, you don't want to see blue.
He's sad.
No, blue's always sad.
He's always sad.
He's like, red Nick.
Red, Nick.
Red is wild.
Blue.
Red's wild.
Blue.
Red is wild.
I like red is a person, but
Blue is there a purple?
He's got,
Red's got to go.
What's talking about what?
Is there a purple?
Is purple like the perfect in between?
Wait, wait, wait, we don't talk about.
Great job, guys.
We're coordinating everything,
talking over each other about colors and shit.
You got a bunch of four-year-olds in there.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Get all right.
Yeah.
Purple's just like sexually active.
No, you're talking about.
You're talking over here talking over here.
See, look, you still going.
Red's over here, blabling.
Nobody heard me say purple sexually active.
It was like part of the whole joke.
Sexually.
active? I don't know.
Did you have STDs?
Yo, Isaac's on you four, but he didn't do his laundry
today. He didn't do his laundry today, and he left
his food out, and his milk.
Yeah, I'm going to give you guys the worst
shit in the world.
Hold on half your face there.
You give us the shit. Nick?
Is there something you need to say?
No, I just wanted to kind of establish
raising our hands, but yeah, I could say
that Isaac, we are going to have
a fun time. We're all going to be there for your
wonderful little event.
We're going to have a great time.
Those three days that we're going to stay up is going to be fantastic
and then you guys get to sleep.
And then daddy gets to sit there for three weeks into Christmas
and edit sitting on his butt.
And then make a billion dollars and never
Yeah, and then don't give us any money.
That needs no money.
Last year he had an issue with copyright, remember?
Yeah, that was the last year.
I was sitting there under the missile.
I remember.
What about original left?
Is original left in?
Wait, can we talk about something?
He said, Poppy, right.
Uh, copy, original, right, let, original, let.
I get it.
Oh, red, okay, can we remember?
The first last Lavee C only lasted like six hours.
Did you remember that?
It lasted, like, it lasted 13 hours.
It lasted the night.
Like, we got into the morning, and then it just, like, we're like,
we're like, tired.
We started, like, 7 p.m. and it ended up maybe like 11 a.m.
It kind of just turned into, like, a boy's, like,
We just like, start playing games
We had a lamb party
That's what we did
I was the only one that's all it's
Stemned from
Yeah, you were toxic
By the way, Willie
Let me, let me announce them now
He fell asleep during
Yeah, that was like eight
That was like eight hours in
You're like
All right, I'm gonna go get a burger
And go to bed
See you just like
You turned off all of your lights
And then went to bed
Well I said like I wanted to
That was your little
You did you lay down
You wouldn't lay down
Yeah but I said
Okay guys
Time for challenge number three
Lights off
And then my ass laid it all the way back.
Yeah, why?
Yeah, that was not part of the challenge.
I didn't say, all right, contestants,
make sure.
Get his sleep as possible.
Get his ready for bed as he.
Get his tired.
Dude, what if Grong falls asleep?
Like the mid-challenge and, like,
door is like,
there's like people throw up rocked at the window like,
what if Grunk could have a fire drill?
Yeah, that would probably would happen.
Wait, I want to, if we're doing it on the ninth,
if we're doing it on the ninth,
I'm not even going to be in here.
I'm going to be home, but then.
Oh, yeah.
That'd be way cooler.
It'll be like old time's sake.
Old time, just like old times.
Yeah, you'd be like, hey family, I'm so glad I get to visit you for Christmas
because I can have to stay up for three days on my computer and not speak to you at all.
I'm not going to Christmas.
You want to hear your first dare?
Drink a warm glass of milk.
Wait, wait.
And there's a melatonin and smoke a broth.
Can you have to dare like go find an earthworm and eat it on the camera?
That would be an actually good day.
Can we train a toad?
Train of Toad, train of Toad, basic moves like punches, jacks.
Go find a toad.
Do not abort until you find a toad.
Remember when I.
And he didn't even keep it in the video, but he made me run outside and like screamed down my street.
Oh my God, that was so funny.
That would have dogs do so easily.
Yeah, that was one of the reasons you even put it in.
You're at home.
You can't have to.
There's a lot of, dude, you should make a last leave, like, directors cut.
Yeah, like, oh my God.
Oh, my God.
That would be like an infinite money glitch.
Uncut.
Who would watch that, that'd be a six hour video.
That could be like blueprint.
Yeah, that'd be like blueprint video.
It would not be six hours.
Last year?
Last year would have been like actually like what
30, 34 I think right?
Last year was 36, 30s.
Wait, Isaac.
Do you clip or do you record straight?
You record straight.
The beginning I record straight.
And then as time goes on,
and we're like pushing 20 hours,
I turn it off and I start clipping when funny shit happens.
How long is that clip?
Like, is that like a 10 minute?
No, no, no.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, you start going pretty like,
quiet.
Yeah, my dude,
we will sit there in solidarity
for like 20 minutes.
It's like phase one,
face two,
and then phase three is like the last push.
Yeah, you guys are seeing the high light.
It really does come in waves.
You're seeing two hours of the funniest,
most active hours of the 36
hours we sit there and scratch our balls.
Can I make a bet?
I'm making a bet that
one of us is going to have a heart attack.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
What of us is going to go into quarantine?
There's no way.
And this video is never going to get posted.
It's probably going to be you, bro.
You always talk about my heart, bro.
My heart, bro.
Bro, my heart.
Yeah, I remember that last.
You do talk about your heart a lot.
You're real of heart you upset.
Your heart's like, can it be a rule that we like can't leave the rooms?
Like, remember how we went down for pizza that one?
Yeah, we got to stop.
Wait.
Can we be changed to the chair?
Bathroom.
Well, the pizza happened because my computer got shut off.
a whole fiasco.
Yeah.
It was like scrambling to figure out
what the hell happened.
That was so bonkers, dude.
I have no idea even to this day.
What happened?
I have no idea.
But the fact that I somehow caught it on camera is ridiculous.
And the fact that you turned around
and it happened, it looked so staged,
it looked so scripted.
I'm glad I wasn't sitting down though because it would have looked
even more fake if I was sitting down.
Imagine sitting there and it all goes blacker like,
what the?
What the
Guys
Come on man
Come on
You show
Oh
Oh god
Austin
Duccson
All time lowest
120 K views
In a year
I think I would actually
Like shoot myself
In the head
If that happens
Wow
Okay red
You are like
It's all aggressive
Red you're crazy
We need a red
Clips channel
That's what it comes
First
Just from this podcast
Red Red show now.
Red funny's moments.
Red. Red being the most
funny as a picture for 20 minutes.
Why red is the most vibrant one
of the group?
Oh my God.
Dude, I'm like sweating. I'm laughing sore. This is like the most
I've laughed in a fucking podcast.
I'm recording in hell right now.
I like to imagine I died.
and I'm like, but I'm still
want to be part of the group
so I'm just in hell
so bad
that you just like
you put yourself into consciousness
I'm just like
I'm getting stabbed by like
pitchforks and little demons
I'm like,
fuck, okay, hold on.
One wish in hell
when you first arrive
and your one wish
was to be in the group chat
podcast every week
so we see you for one hour
yeah
yeah
I'm sorry
I'm sorry to you guys
so you guys
I'm gonna get my skin peeled off
I'll be right back
dude
oh my God
what if hell is like
being in one
continuous group chat podcast
Whoa.
And it never ends.
And there's like always
arguing and then there's always
some funny moments
and then argue
and then talking over each other.
Yeah.
What would hell's song be?
Like that would be a play on repeat
all the time always.
Maybe it'd be like
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, dude.
You're sick.
What the hell?
Wait, what?
What about the muffin time song?
Oh.
Hi.
A muffin.
That was not an invitation.
That's not an invitation.
What's a muscle.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay.
Wow, you actually did.
Well, thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, that was nice.
How is this only 33 minutes in?
This is crazy.
Dude, I've been, like, recording for eight hours.
Are you actually tired?
I've got to go to the gym.
I had an hour sleep.
Dude, oh.
I'm on my day two gym grind.
I'm back again, guys.
I'm back.
I'm going to Kna.
I'm going to Kna.
Z has got me up.
We've been waking up at 7.30 and going in the morning.
And it's like...
Oh, yeah, dude.
That sucks.
Dude, I hate workouts in the morning.
No, it's honestly like Zen moment.
It makes you feel good, but like...
God, morning is just the best.
Working out in the morning, you're like probably the most awake student in the entire fucking classroom, I'll be honest.
Is it winter arc?
It is because like, once I'm done with that, it's like, wow, I really did something this morning.
You should shave your head.
You should shave your head.
You know what it does for me?
You know?
I had it probably yesterday.
Fuck with the berserk buzz cut.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When I have that morning, that morning hours of the window of the hours of the morning.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
I have like, I usually have congestion in my chest or something from, I don't know if it's like allergies or what.
Snore?
Yeah, I snore sometimes.
Maybe I don't know if that makes your chest, like, feel congested.
But early in the morning, that morning air just hits different.
And then that congestion clears up while I'm working out.
and I'm getting that morning
that morning breath's in.
Getting the morning
one or something.
Yeah, well I'm getting some morning breath.
I'm getting some morning breath in.
What did Larry want to say?
I'm curious.
I was going to say that.
Okay, so I've heard that working out in the mornings,
if it's like weight, not ideal,
only because your body's more like prone to,
you know, you're like waking up, right?
Your body's like still warming up and all that shit.
Yeah.
So if you do, are you doing like weightlifting in the mornings?
Yeah, but when we wake up, we stretch also.
Yeah, that's good.
You warm up, right?
I can't help stretch you out.
I have a good routine.
I have a good routine.
What's the routine, man?
It's called pliometrics.
Plow your butt?
Plow your cervix?
What you mean?
I like yumbies plow metrics, though.
Don't listen to them.
I'm not listening.
Don't worry.
Wait, have you seen that Asian guy who wears the bike helmet and jumps in his little house?
Yes.
Oh, yeah, he jumps up and smacks it out of the ceiling.
He went outside and he went outside and he,
was like flying,
he like long jumped like 20 feet.
He's like one punch man.
Yes.
Yummy,
that might have been the best like segue distraction ever.
Wait,
what was I talking about?
No,
I mean it was just like,
hey,
Grunk want me to like,
like stretch you out?
You guys remember that guy
who jumped through the window?
Yeah!
Yeah,
yeah!
Yeah, I do, yeah.
Well,
there was a bit of the flyometrics.
There was the bit of the flyometrics.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot that whole problem.
That's crazy.
I totally forgot what we did.
Talked about.
What are we talking about?
Larry,
speaking of like sleeping and stuff like that.
Do people know that the cloth to your fucking right
is where you sleep?
Do people know what I do?
The cloth?
Yeah.
It's like a rough sleeping bag, dude.
You got a base, you got a chair.
He got a T-C is opening the back.
You got everything.
So, someone stealing all his stone,
his wood start decaying.
His fucking walls.
Hey, when did Greg get his talkings, bro?
Tell Red pipe down, bro.
Red.
Yeah, Red.
No.
I'm fucking red.
Red, that's why you in hell, Red.
I'm up in here with that.
That's why I'm in hell and I'm enjoying it.
I'm in that lava hot tub.
Getting some head by a demon.
Bro.
Wait, Larry, so is it actually comfortable?
It's all right.
It's okay.
I'm used to with those.
So I'm like, you know, it's chill.
I don't know.
I've been rocking this for a year now.
Or, yeah, more than a year.
actually.
Yeah, but you had a futon.
You should put on the futon at least.
You should like, you don't even use that futon.
You just like, you put sit on it.
He just put shit on it.
Yeah, pretty much.
I don't know.
Like, when we moved in, when we first moved in, I had a specific vision in mind for
one of my room, I was like, oh, I'm going to have this area for this.
And I just ended up not doing it.
And I kind of just like started working on a whim.
So I like, this was set up like this because I was just, you know,
For the meantime.
I remember you were so ambitious, so it was insane.
I know, I know.
I mean, I can still do it.
You wanted to literally screw in wire racks for like cable management for your VR.
Oh my God.
Yeah, on the roof.
You know how like, just like the wiring.
Dude, it's like going crazy thing.
The only problem was that there's a thread.
Oh.
Like a camera like moving like every time you move like, whoa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I still got to set up that thing I bought.
I forgot.
I keep forgetting.
The cat VR thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, the treadmill thing.
Wait, is it the one where you like, you brace in and then you're able to walk forward,
walk backward and everything?
Oh, those are cool.
I didn't even know those were for sale yet.
I thought they were just like in testing still.
Does that mean you can kind of run lightly in that?
Yeah, you can.
So I was going to make a video where I lose weight doing it.
What?
Oh, dude.
You should play Battlefield hours of cardio in it.
I watched like a Battlefield 3 video like years ago where this guy like had a suit like that
and he was like in Battlefield.
It's so good.
It's so good.
If I dressed up, that'd be fun.
Please.
I put on like a military outfit.
So like there is the one that you're, so there's, okay, there's two companies that do it.
There's the cat one, which you could buy, like, as a person, like as just a normal person.
And then there's the other one, which I forgot the name of, but I did reach out to them.
And they invited me to come tour their headquarters here in Austin.
And they're the U.S. one.
And I think they're called like Omni or something.
But they're massive.
They're fucking.
massive. The only reason I didn't go to their headquarters, I was going to film it all, is because
you can't buy it. You can't buy one. And that's because they sell them in a hub of four
in a giant box and they rent them out for 3K a month for investors to put them in arcades and
stuff like that. You couldn't coerce them? You couldn't be like, hey, let me, I mean, I could rent
the gigantic like 20, 20 by 20. Do they have to come and install it here at the house?
Yeah, yeah, I think so. And then they uninstall it afterwards?
If you don't pay your rent, I guess, I don't know.
What the?
It might have an initial setup fee that I don't know about.
But yeah, it's three-shamed off-teed.
Where we get, like, plywood and make, like, a box.
And then you get a bunch of rubber bands.
And you wrap around your whole body.
Oh, my God.
Now you're like...
Michael Reeves.
Michael Reeves can do it.
I haven't seen her Michael Reeves video and like, is he dead?
No.
He just takes, like, months to make a video because they take so long, I feel like.
Oh, my rubber up there.
He uploaded like three times
and like research
I'm gonna make a robot
that solves a Rubik's cube
in like 10 seconds
just you fucking
Yeah
It's so useful
Like there's a robot
that can complain like one
Yeah
I'll do it like 20 seconds
I'll make a realistic robot
Being that can do it in 10 seconds
I'm pretty sure
Yeah
That's how he's making
No dude nobody's making
Realistic robots out here
bro that's why I got to do it
Red's got to do it
Red ain't got to do it
Martin Rober
I swear to God has made
like more glitter bomb videos
than I have
You laugh, you loses
And I'm like seven
You're on par
You're on par with each other
I think about four
Three or four
I think three or four
Damn it's four
I'm gonna be ratioing you though
Cause yeah
Go crazy bro
Do you think there's like
This next one
Do you think it's like an underground
Is an underground
Headquarters from like villains
Or like criminals
And they're like
God damn it's that time again
In this fucking year
Dude
This fucking Mark
Robert guy always glitter bombs the shit out of us
we gotta prepare.
Dude, imagine, oh my God, imagine
like Mark Rober, he's like putting down a box.
He's like, all right, guys, somebody said it.
I'm like right in it like just
brutally gets snibed that I
notice his face off.
It's like for the perspective
of like the ring camera
he's like putting it down, he's just like
all towards the camera.
Oh my.
That would ruin my day.
I'd watch out of your
bomb.
That would ruin my day, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, that was suck, ass.
I don't know, dude.
I kind of just, I mean, like, you know, criminals, right?
Let's think about criminals for a second here.
They got their underground layers.
Yeah.
Plathlet of Heights.
You know, they got the boards.
You got Lester.
Everything, all the operations.
So I wouldn't doubt that there's a couple of people out there.
People that steal packages off doorstuffs?
The mules.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're...
Aren't they called?
Yeah.
They got the evil layer.
Aren't they called porch thieves or something like that?
Porch pirates.
Porch pirates.
Yeah, that's what they are.
And they just steal packages?
Yeah, that's all they do.
That would suck.
Are they in character when they steal packages?
Like, are they wearing their costume?
Ar!
Like a ski mask.
I work.
Dude, imagine, like, you're sitting on a bagu.
And they're like, yeah.
You're sitting on your couch.
You see like a cannibal?
2001 catalogs with a bow over it.
They just drive off in it.
Tanner, I just came a cardboard.
I just watched a slow-mo guy's video of a cannonball that like took off like some dummy's head and that's a reminder.
There's like a kid opening Christmas and like a package comes, but you see a cannibal like, it's like it's like just horrible.
And they're just like, ahr.
And they like start.
You know the little melt slit on the doors?
It's like a little rectangle.
It's like it opens up.
They blow their eyes out or they stick a sword.
Oh my God.
All the people.
They're like chasing down the UPS trucks and like trying to
brutal pirates.
And like take all the packages.
Dude,
that's like a high game of C of thieves, dude.
If pirates were still real,
God, I would not check the mailbox, dude.
Like, holy.
Yeah, that's, no.
I feel like modern pirates are scarier.
Some people.
They have another.
They have a lot over there.
Dude, they would not last a single day on the seven days.
On the seven.
They've got SARS and like
AKs and stuff
And I'll tell you what, Blackbeard
Would give them a run for their money
Nah, dude
We red beard kind of family
Out here
Shut up, man
Leave it to red, bro
He's got to name it to red, bro.
Who else put red?
D.
Better,
This TV show.
Who else for red?
That's me.
Yeah, yeah.
He's him.
It's like his whole
everything.
Just like,
That's red.
Oh my God.
It's like that episode of South Park.
Someone should draw Tanner as red,
but like in the Captain Canuckles
sort of like art style like that.
I guess I impress me.
I think I said it.
There's a drunk red.
Captain Canuckles art style.
Hard style.
Pop-down.
I was trying to say him like.
Him is Canuckles, bro.
Yeah.
Consider it like the realistic face was like,
it's going to take more than that.
This is it.
Get someone drawn.
Get someone drawn.
Getting like a pop style.
It's going to take more than that.
Ooh.
You might have flap and the rest of them.
You might have flap and the rest of them.
You might have flap in the rest.
of him for, but it's gonna take more than...
Dude, I love Canuckles.
He's my favorite fucking cartoon character, I think.
I don't understand how people were able to watch that when they were kids.
I was like so scared.
I didn't understand it as a kid, but I think it's more charming now as like an adult, I think.
It's like really nice to watch.
I like Chowder, but I can understand Chowder a little bit.
I never heard of a kid was so funny, dude.
That goddamn fart, he kept in a cage.
Like, hello?
He literally had a fart as a pet.
Yeah, he was awesome.
And funny.
Shitzel was always awesome.
Yeah, Shetzel didn't make no.
sense. He was just like,
rotter, rotter, right, right,
right, right.
Rottom Rottom.
I like that one episode he could talk.
He's like, hey, yeah, I can talk.
No way.
Yeah, he got hit in the head, Larry, and he's like,
oh, my God, I can talk.
You got hit it, and he's like, mute.
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
I got a shn't talk and God.
I'm trying to find her real quick.
That's so funny.
Right of right.
Here we go.
I think it's this.
Hey, have guys noticed that since truffles changed the voice?
Things have been real cool.
Yeah, that's so calm.
Now the audience can find me understand me.
Yo, my name's Schenzo.
All right!
Yeah, this isn't for us.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's it.
That's a story.
It goes back to Rada, right?
Rodder.
What was Chowder's
pet's name? I forget.
It was...
They were all named after food.
Every character...
There was Gorgonzola.
There was Shnitzel.
There was...
It was...
It was something, bro.
No.
Mungdoll.
Gospacho?
Endive.
Gispocho is the elephant.
Gospacho is the elephant.
You're right.
With the mammoth, I mean, my bad.
It was...
Kimchi.
That's what it was.
Yeah, kimchi.
Kimchi was right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Morgan Zola was the green guy with the candle on his head.
There was Panini.
Panini.
What was the...
End dive.
End dive.
And dive.
Dude.
How do you guys...
That's insane to me.
Because when I watched it when I was a kid, I was so confused.
I never, like, understood what was going on.
Because the art style was so like...
It was weird.
Yeah, like, they would walk, but the art style would, like, just move along, like, in a weird way.
It never followed the station.
That was like my intro to, like, kind of weird cartoons to remember.
That was like the first weird cartoon.
Because I know there was like imaginary friends.
It was like wholesome.
But then I saw Chowder.
As soon as I saw like this weird like giant holding up the city.
And he was like,
er.
And you like pick somebody up and like ate him.
I was like,
what's the thing?
Yes.
Dude,
I remember just seeing Panini always calling Chowder numnums and then like
endived.
Remember the one where she's like,
she's in a bit like a bathing suit and she's at the pool.
Yeah.
And she's like really detailed too.
Yeah.
Like, you can see everything.
Mm-hmm.
I think it's like armpid air.
like that.
Yeah, she had, I don't know.
Yeah, she probably did.
God.
I'm thinking about it.
It's like you have a good song with an old friend.
You'd like to get sued now.
You catch it up?
Yeah, she probably did.
I don't know.
Yeah, that sounds good.
She probably did.
I don't know.
Anyway.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Is it cold in Texas?
Oh, my.
Oh, it's getting cold.
It's getting a little chilly.
Dude, it's like 31 degrees today with the wind and like.
Damn.
Sorry.
What were you showing?
There's like wind tunnels.
The buildings create like wind tunnels and like I'll be walking and they educate.
Like I start like freezing to death and like literally like it's so bad to.
People were like leaning sideways to like try to stop.
That sounds nice though.
What if you saw like a little kid just like holding onto the pole like
Ah!
His arms are still there by his arms.
That's just so violent today.
blood gushing out of stuff?
This is red.
This is red speaking, by the way.
Yeah, this is not Tanner.
His entrails are just like everywhere.
Dude.
I want a colossal amount of snow.
Oh my God.
Mr. Fugu and this is him
licking ice cream.
Oh, yeah, looking ice cream.
It looks like a bud.
He's eating butt.
All right, red, dude, again.
That's what he's doing.
I'm just telling you the joke that was showing.
You're a terrible influence, Red.
Can we watch Chowder, please?
I mean, I'll watch an episode
I would watch me
I want to watch Billy and Mandy
I still haven't watched it
Oh
That was my
Weird shows
That or courage
But still
Costa caramel
Cream or antidote
Oh my God
Or antidote
Dude
Dude Billy always getting his like nose
Chop in half
Always freaked me out
And it looked like baloney
And it had like bones in it
Oh
I don't know
Dude, I was just imagined.
That was it imagined.
Dude, I swear that.
That was like the golden era of cartoons.
They were so funny.
God damn it.
God damn it.
I thought of all that, dude.
How do I remember all the cartoon stuff?
Wait, I need all.
You just referenced the courage.
Return the Slash.
Yeah, courage was also a classic.
That was the first cartoon that scared me.
I was like, what the fuck?
And I turned it off.
I turned it off and walked away.
I don't know.
I kind of find it funny because of the tooth.
You know, it would be like a tooth of a hole.
Every time I yell.
And it was like big and yellow.
It was super thick too.
You could see like how deep it is.
You can see the lines and like the enamel.
Yeah.
Because it reminded me of my dad.
I don't know.
My dad doesn't have any holes in his scenes.
It doesn't have any holes in his scenes.
But it just reminded me of him like when he would laugh.
Oh my God.
I liked when Eustace would make courage like scream.
Like he would just take his shoe off and like, look at these.
And he's like, look at these.
And Curge would be like, oh.
That's how you're going to pair of your kid, dude.
Spiceyeroy.
It's like
Tanner parenting is like a little kid.
It's like two-year-old.
Look at these.
Look at these, kiddo.
Like hairy.
There's like black toenails.
Gun, what about you?
What shows did you grow up?
I was like literally just barely
missed that era.
My shows were definitely like
Gumball Adventure Time and
yeah.
He got the adventure time, though.
He got the adventure time, though. He got the adventure game.
Oh, he did.
I mostly watched SpongeBob, honestly.
What about Boomerang?
Did you ever watch any?
That was when there wasn't anything good on Cartoon Network.
I'd watch Boomerang.
Yeah.
I would watch, like, the newer Looney Tunes.
Oh, yeah.
That's what it was.
I remember the Boomerang commercials where it was like all of the characters,
but I think they were like a conga line,
and then it was like, you're watching Boomerang!
On Cartoon Network.
Yes, dude.
Oh, my God.
And that sound, whatever, the little china.
that they had was, right?
Yeah. If I heard it, I would recognize it.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. It was cool.
Richie Rich. I like that show, Richie Rich.
I've never seen that.
Really? You brought me back to memory lane, man.
Richie Rich is a movie, I thought.
I saw the movie with McCulley Colkin.
Yeah, McCauley Colkin play Richie Richie Rich.
Richie Rich was a
cartoon, and let me see.
I've never heard of Rich Rich Rich.
McCulley Colkin dated Michael Jackson.
Really?
Oh, but he was like 13.
Whoa.
Is that when Michael Jackson had that whole little area?
What is that?
What?
Wait?
Yeah.
Movies worth that.
It's that, man.
It's that dog!
Yep.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What?
Dude, Fallout's getting like a real-life version.
This is the string shot.
They decided to put it.
Oh, what?
Far!
Oh, no.
Dude.
It's a ghoul.
It's a ghoul.
And he's just like, he's got a cowboy out.
He's like, yeah.
All right.
Yeah, this is his life now, but it's all right.
That was a glimpse into like his psyche, the way he processed images.
And I saw that for the first time and thought, yeah.
Oh my God.
Are you guys going to get ready for this?
Do you guys remember wacky races?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
You're going to probably know.
Wacky races.
Yep.
It would happen on Saturdays,
and they would race,
and there would always be
like shenanigans happening.
No way.
Yeah.
It's pretty wacky, right?
Like, they would paint
like an invisible wall,
and they'd crash into it,
and you see the blood splatter
all over the invisible wall.
Yeah.
Knock it off.
You know what's crazy?
You got me.
No, come on now.
You can't take them up.
I'll just take them up.
Oh, D.
This is the same.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Kids are going to be like,
nowadays,
kids are going to grow up and be like,
you remember the last to leave the circle,
like Mr. Beast used to do?
Or like, do you remember when, like,
Laser Beam played Fortnite?
You remember Team 10?
Remember when Team 10 was I saying?
Instead of saying, do you guys remember Richie Rich
you're going to be like,
remember when Mr. Beast played the NFL but didn't really?
He just walked out.
That sucks.
Fuck you, Mr. Beast.
No, that was the worst guy.
I like him.
Dude, he was like,
what is your problem?
I got a $10 million job.
He signed a piece of paper,
walked out the bucks,
and then that was the end of the video.
Mr. Beast hurt YouTube.
He's locked in Discord, and he's not.
You're mad.
What you're saying?
No.
Mr. Beast,
Mr. Beast hurt YouTube more than helped YouTube.
I think that he just adapted because of TikTok.
No, he made it more like business-minded.
But that's because of TikTok.
I think people are...
I hate the residual damage of everybody else who is like trying to be like him.
And I hate all of the people who are like,
I have 28 automated U.S.
YouTube channels that generate 10KM on each.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
You're talking about that.
You're talking about that.
You know, listen.
Listen to my words.
Redd you get into that shit.
And steal and steal and steal and steel and steel and steel.
I want everyone listening to this podcast to know right now.
If you run an automated YouTube channel and you go on Twitter and brag about how many
short views you have when in reality you're making 20 bucks for 100 million views,
I want you to get a long, hard look.
at my boughs.
Look at my balls.
I'm going to take a big long,
suck my man,
why not?
Yeah.
A big long drink off of my,
my fucking.
I hate automated YouTube channels so much, dude.
Yeah.
And talk about how you're poor and they're not.
That's all.
Now,
I watched this guy say that he made $120,000 off of TikTok shops
because he made three to seven percent commission
off of selling like mice or something like that.
Mice?
Like, you know,
you know what they're real?
You do not
You don't even know how many AI
tools are out there. It's ridiculous. They'll get chat
GPT. They'll reword an entire
thing. Okay, so
for example, they could use an AI thing
to figure out like Jim Sharks
manufacturer. Then they could take
Jim Sharks' entire business
and then copy it based in chat GPT,
reword it with AI. Then they could take that.
Then they could get their own labels made
and then they could just like you...
It's so fucking work. You just made like 25
businessmen of like superpowers. How did you do this?
fake. They just like steal, steal, steal, steal and the copy base.
I agree. I mean, do you think, do you
think this level of like AI,
I guess management and all that shit is going to bring out
the people who are making like original content?
No, I don't know. Only because
I don't know, dude, like a rare jam kind of thing.
I think it's this person. I think that's on the fence kind of thing
to be honest. Like 100% in favor of, or not in
favor, but, well, I guess it's favor of the belief that the AI content will take over
because, unfortunately, that's just what majority of people want.
Is this really easy, digestible, quick content from anyone?
Fast food, bro.
And then they're going to get more.
Fast food.
When something is so easily accessible and easy to craft, there becomes an oversaturation,
which leads to really poor feedback.
People are going to get fed up with that.
They're going to go back to follow.
Like this, guys.
Here's the problem.
It's easy to steal, okay?
It's not easy to make the original content of the people that are actually making it.
So, like, what you're saying is true, but, like, the base boards of the fucking content itself are still there by the person who was putting in that hard work, nailing the shit to be getting with.
Oh, you're talking, you're talking about, like, the Aden Ross stream clips with the pop-up subtitles that are white and turn green.
Sure, stuff like that, yeah.
Those are always going to be more popular than anything.
I feel like that's
But that's just like there
I feel like that's more so like a
Like a spice
On an already existing clip
I was more so talking about
Damn what was I talking about
I don't know
Can I show you guys Tyreek Hill's new profile picture
No right I want to see Tyreke Hill
Did you read about the Cardinals?
Do you remember what he tweeted about the Cardinals?
No I didn't
Wow
He called him the R word Ardenals
He said that
Yeah he tweeted that out
Oh my God
And he made that face.
No, and the helmet was really big on the Cardinals' head.
Bro.
Oh, my God.
I'm pretty sure he got fined for him.
He definitely got fined.
You can't do that.
Guys.
What?
Guys, I, we sometimes jump topics.
I didn't get to say something I really wanted to say about the TV show thing.
Oh, yeah, go ahead.
But I feel like, I feel like if we had boomerang and Cartoon Network and all that stuff,
we were kind of, like, privileged.
But, like, I was going to say that, like, at my mom's house, when we didn't have
like Verizon or anything like that.
We just had regular cable.
Every single
Saturday, I would wait
for Pokemon to show up on JetX.
And I would watch...
I used to watch...
I would watch...
I would watch Yu-Gi-U-Gio, Sonic.
Pokemon.
Akugan.
Yep, exactly.
It was all on JetEx.
Remember JetX?
That's what I was watching.
I didn't know what it was called.
Oh my God.
Wait, is the circle with an X?
Yep.
Yeah!
Okay, okay, okay.
It's coming back to me.
Holy.
That's what you would watch.
You had just cable.
It was either that or Cubo.
I mean, well, I was,
because Cuba was like kind of.
Cube or T-Series.
You don't know.
Depending on where you're in the world, right?
T-series.
We all watch C-Series.
Yeah.
What is this?
What are you doing?
We're in like an alternate universe.
Like, like, like, laying back.
Do you guys remember,
sorry,
when I fell in Tampa and busted my elbow?
Yeah, that was wrong.
I felt like it is
busted open again.
Save spot.
Damn it.
Save spot and everything.
You were actually crazy that night.
I don't know what happened.
I was scared.
I feel like that was like the first,
one of the first moments you were actually free.
It lasted so little time.
You were scaring me.
You were like,
should I jump this eight stairs staircase right now?
And I was like,
chill out.
Chill out, chill out.
Chill out.
It wasn't that eye.
It was on Master Hill.
I've seen people jump eight stairs with electric scooters
and they were fine.
But it was like three stairs
and there was a lot of run up.
I could have made it.
Dude, that's four.
I like I was like really hungry
that whole time.
You were just like, yeah.
You were like, you were bleeding
and I was like, okay,
you were bleeding out of your hand.
Like, you were like beaten up
and I was like,
can we just go get like food or something?
Yeah. And then Larry and I went on a video
or on an adventure.
We saw like, yeah,
we saw like,
yeah, remember that?
Do you remember going to everywhere
and no one was open?
Because I remember that.
And then we ended up door dashing or something.
Oh, God.
That was.
I think after I fell, like, that's when the night took a turn.
All of Florida can, like, sink.
I don't even care anymore.
Yeah, didn't we go.
Order food on DoorDash because there was nothing.
Yeah, and then I didn't get anything.
That's exactly what you did.
Like, no one ordered food.
I was just like, did you touch like a superpower, Larry?
What is happening?
My hand is glowing.
Oh, my God.
Did you have a lot?
Oh, my God is giving me a house.
It looks edited.
It looks edited.
Larry's becoming white and well.
No.
You're transforming into white and I'm ready.
Look at my face.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Okay.
All right, new title.
We got superpowers.
I can turn right.
We play a game.
Yeah,
we play a game.
Yeah,
we can play a game.
Okay, here's our final game.
Pick one state and you sink it to the bottom of the ocean.
Connecticut.
Why are you so quick for that?
West Virginia.
I said it.
You live?
Okay.
Wait.
No, he doesn't.
Wait, West Virginia's kind of a good choice.
I'll say Florida.
I'm gonna pick Rhode Island because like it's so tiny and useful.
The 13 people live there.
Do you look it up?
Rhode Island?
Yeah.
I'm sorry, bro.
Alaska gotta go, bro.
Dude, Alaska is daytime.
That's so far away.
It's so far away.
Alaska's chill.
What if I just say Mexico, dude?
Dude, I don't know.
Because I'm not even to say.
Alaska.
We're close to Alaska.
Hardica as close to us. Think about it.
All right. Then, um, California. California.
All right, deal. California.
Did you hear that California? That's like 8 billion people dead. They want to literally leave
the USA and become their own country over there.
All right. So then let's knock you for that, by the way.
Chicago by themselves could take over all of California if there was more.
Dude, they're closest to the water. They're the fastest sinking state, I believe, like ever.
And they want to become a country?
what? So you guys can sink and ask us
for help? We could go to war with them.
We could go to war with them and just destroy
them. Yeah. Well, nuke your ass.
Damn.
Don't say that to California, too.
Shuttle. I hate you.
Brown.
California is genuinely like,
I hate them. I hate them all.
Sorry.
Yeah, more like saying to
bye-bye you in the ocean.
Grunk, why do you look like that?
Okay. It's got some
person.
We're going to go.
Hooker.
hippie.
How would you call him that?
He looks like a hippie hooker.
He was horrible.
Grunk, can you shave only the top of your head
here and just leave the size long?
Yeah, I have everything balled up top.
Oh my God, can you get like the taxi driver look?
The taxi driver looks?
Yeah, you got the mock.
I'm going to trim my bangs after this.
Me too much.
Me deciding to only give Grunk those shave your head dares
and last leave.
Yeah.
There's a shave your head dare.
Are you real?
Dude, it would be really funny if I just gave you guys all,
one genre of dares.
Can we give Yonge's?
Every single dare
to like cut off
another inch of his hair.
Yeah, can we get braided your pubs
for Yomi?
Yomi, do you have like a bush?
Yummy?
No, I don't grow any hair.
What?
What?
Wow.
I'm just as bald as a Barbie, dude.
Really?
Are Barby's bald?
Yeah.
Look at 10.
They have bushes on children's
play toy dolls, dude.
Don't have any bushes on 10 dollars.
I thought we were talking about hair for a second,
bruh.
Oh my God.
I didn't know.
Wait, are they actually pulled down there?
What?
Dude, you're like,
you're like,
you're like,
you never pulled down
the pants on a Ken doll
and his mess.
What's Ken's in the gym?
How big is Ken?
At the Barbie, dude.
That says something about you.
That hit too close to home for you,
Larry?
I know you did that.
Freak of Nature.
I actually did you.
Did you undress them?
Yeah.
You strip them dead.
Oh, my gosh.
They got bulges.
They got some,
they got some elephant noses.
Where's all that?
Where are those
Is someone from on the GED?
Can we end this podcast?
I know.
You're the feeling fan.
No, you know Hornswoggle from WWE,
that little tiny guy?
Oh,
yes.
What did that?
Hornswoggle.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Because, dude, any WWU mentioned is like,
I get healed.
So my friend,
my friend had one.
He had a little horn swoggle action figure.
And he dropped him in the toilet
and there was shit in the toilet.
Wow.
You flush it?
We were like 8 years old.
And he took a video on his iPod touch and he was like,
Orn Swoggle fell in the toilet.
There's a poop name gym.
There's a poop named gym in the toilet with Hornswoggle.
There's a poop named gym.
There's a poop name gym.
I repeat.
I repeat.
I repeat.
There's a poop name gym.
I repeat.
Wait, Grog, I have a question.
Yeah.
Do you remember the iPod shuffle?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think I definitely, there's one in my house.
For sure.
An iPod shuffle?
Do you remember the iPad?
Do you remember TVs?
Who remembers?
Grug.
I'm gonna reach.
Grudge.
All right, Grudge.
That are my face.
That probably do not know what an iPod shuffle is.
That's what I'm saying?
Dude, nobody knows when iPod Nano is I watching this.
That's what I was about to say.
No, his wasn't even an iPod touch.
It was an iPod.
But one that they released that was silver and had a camera on it.
Do you remember that?
That's what he had.
Oh, my God.
That was one of the first iPods, right?
Like iPod fourth gen is the one with the camera.
Yes.
That's the one that I had.
Yes.
Yes.
That's the one.
Hell of you talking about.
The mobile games in that were so good.
There was a zombie like swamp attack game that I used to play on my brother's phone.
It was so good.
That was an actual throwback to when there was the YouTube icon was a TV.
The YouTube icon.
It was the old TV.
Oh, God, only babies from 2009, remember.
Listen, I had a blue iPod shuffle.
And the only music I had on it was Alvin and the Chimpong songs when they were singing all high piano.
Oh.
Listen, my dad, I had to charge it on the computer.
I had to charge it with the USB through the PC.
I guess I didn't have to, but that's how I did it.
And the charging was like a little two-prong.
It looked like two like headphone ports or headphone jags.
And you had to like inject it.
And anyways, I had it on the ground and my dad stepped on it with this big fat foot and he fucking broke it.
And I was so mad and they never got me a new one.
Wow.
I hate you dead.
No more album in the chipmunks on my cool.
iPod shuffle. All I had was
gorillas in Panagan disco
on my iTunes.
Because that's the only thing I could like buy with my
mom's money. No, I got like
five bucks for Christmas.
And so I just used it on that.
That was my little purchase. You got like three
songs, man. Tanner, what are you doing?
I know.
That's red.
Oh, right. Yeah.
How do you get it the fuck right?
I was copying. I was like this.
Like, oh, I was watching a fucking rust clip.
No, you were in.
You are so bored.
Thank you everyone for coming to this episode.
Thank you.
Bye caffeine.
Bye caffeine.
We'll talk soon one day, but that day is not today.
Sorry.
It's all out.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry.
Never mind.
Forget it.
Don't even get it.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We're sorry.
Sorry.
I have to put it off.
I have to put it off.
Guys, please.
We're going to be ending it all.
Sorry.
Bro, fist it out.
Boys, let's throw it out.
Sorry.
Everybody.
We'll see guys next.
We'll see guys next.
Happy out of today.
Have been to Thanksgiving.
Goodbye, Turkey.
Bye.
