The Group Chat - #83 - Our New Vaping Rat...

Episode Date: December 8, 2023

Our new rodent roommate has gotten himself addicted to vaping and eating through piles of trash. Welcome home buddy :,) | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Hello. Hello, Welcome back. Welcome back to the group holiday chat special. Oh yeah, baby. We're missing two snowmen today. All right, we're missing a... Two gingerbread guys.

An elf. A rain dude. Scrooge and... Scrooge and... Scrooge and an... Damn. So early into the podcast, it's over. You can say that.

You can say that. Oh, heaven's no. You cannot. Wait, isn't yummy Scrooge? Yeah, yeah, yummy Scrooge. And then Grunx, 40 seconds in. Yeah, Grunx the elf and Yummy Scrooge.

Yeah, that's pretty fair. That's good. I like saying grunks and elf. He's got plenty of years. But you know who's Santa? You know who's Santa this Christmas? Few. Using Coke.

Yeah, baby. You're going to get yourselves. All right. Listen. Let's be real about this podcast episode right now. This flipping podcast episode. This is our second recording of this episode on a different day, meaning we recorded this episode on a Tuesday

Mm-hmm Can I... Can I give the context? Can I give the context of like the last... Like just a brief, just a brief and then that, all right? If you complain, I'm going to hurt you because I'm doing again in this podcast. No, no, no. Larry and I're going to be all over it, okay?

No, no, no. I'm not talking about that topic. Okay. But I'm going to talk about the fact that last podcast, we tried to not talk over each other. and we succeeded slightly, right? We weren't a little bit better about it, so we're going to try and be aware again this podcast about not talking over each other.

But what ended up happening last podcast, we went through so many topics, and what ended up happening was Larry thought that I was recording our screen, and I thought that Larry was recording the screen because Larry said that he was going to be editing it. And so no one ended up recording visuals. So now...

I don't know how much you guys would be a fan of like the first five episodes of the group chat podcast. I don't know if anyone was really messing with the way it was just audio waves. There's no cameras. So I don't think we're going to do that again. It wasn't going to be that.

It was just going to be like our characters. It was going to be a complete cafe, a whole cafe. Faces Caffe everyone's here. The entirety of the faceless cafe. But yeah. Yeah, that happened. What, 82, 83?

84. 83. 83. No, it's 84, isn't it? Nope. No, it's still 83. This is 83. Part 2.

Yeah, 83 second tape. Technically. The last one's like lost media. It's never going to be found. It was like an, you know, it was a pretty, pretty okay episode. I'd say, I had the funniest jokes of all time, but he was cracking them, man. He had red, we're tagged him back and forth, and then blue came in. The purple came in, slam down, and purple came in, blue came in, yellow came in.

You know how you know that Tanner was actually really proud of one of his jokes? When we went to Walmart, he, when we were driving away, he's like, man, I'm really said that my one joke I have to read I want to re-say it now at some point. What joke was it a joke? It's a really good one too. It was a good joke. It was like my best joke I ever made in my entire life. It was like a comedian. I can't remember it. Tanner it was the body. It was the

it was the guy, the guy that's teaposing. Oh my god. Oh my god, yeah. It's the dude that the human like study. Oh my god. Yeah. If I had a big belly trillion man. If I had a big trucker belly, I would get a tattoo of Vertuvian man on my good judge Your belly

You got to put a picture of that We got to picture that in right now Three minutes and 46 seconds You have like his arms on your arms And then like right on the belly It's like Yeah And it's just like a bigger version

It's like There was a lot of stuff I was giggling dude We talked about Previously Yeah we talked about Truggbellies for like a good minute Solid good solid second

It was like 30 minutes of trucker bellies And 30 minutes of ice cream talk That's what I was We talked a lot about us. And Nick hits GTA. I don't hate GTA. He's such a lame.

He's not excited. He doesn't want to play. He played GTA 5. He played fun. He had fun of us. And now he hates it. He doesn't even care about GTA. Listen, listen, we talked about GTA the last podcast, I think for a solid 30 minutes.

And we'll do it again this podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, GTA 6. Give it up for GTA 6. Before you, GTA 6, I just want to show off my shirt that says Farkwater around and find out. Like, this is the guy we're going against. Like, this is the guy we're going against. Are we against us? I just wanted to get that in the way.

And then not only that, last time one of the topics he brought it was like, oh, well, yeah. Let's talk about GTA and the moms that are all watching the podcast and the dads are all, they don't care, dude. They don't care. Well, guess what, moms and dads, all four of you, maybe. Maybe they care. This is a team of lawyers versus someone who just hit A Blinker's. You're a blinker guy. You know what a blinker is, brough.

You're like, uh, you like corporate. And me and Isaac are like street kids. We're in, uh, we're in Brazil. We're Brazilian street kids And you're like corporate like California guy Oh well yeah You're messy and we're Brazilian street soccer players Wait I want to be messy

Wait can I be wait what's the guy No no no no no no no no I'll one up you Hold on what's the guy's name that owns Miami Bro you can't even one up I don't even know what you're talking about Can I be Mr. Beast? Yeah you could be him You can be Chandler

No I don't want to be David Beckham bro I'll be David Beckham Chandler plays golf so I got to play golf He's hot and awesome I have David Beckham Colum in my bathroom Do you? Mons that are watching

David Beckham, I know you know moms that are watching Some say I look like David Beckham Every mom listening Yah! Yuck that one mom Eat toast Yup

Yup So a side note And I didn't actually get to open the DM because I forgot But it was like I think a week or a week and a half two weeks ago Someone got into another car accident

listening to our podcast They did not That's not true Yes, they did. When? I can go and find it. Is that a trend? Is that a trend that's happening?

A few weeks. Let me, let me find it. You guys, there's no way, right? Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what it is that causes you to get distracted

so bad where you get into a car crash, but we thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We are so blessed. I said, my truck! Look, you know that guy from family guy?

He's like watching me out of gas car on his car. He's like, ha ha ha ha. I just like, These animals are so fucking funny I'm gonna merge it out looking That's what I'm thinking Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Soft willie is really funny I'm gonna turn without a signal I don't know He's on his phone right now He's looking for that He's looking for the DM He's looking for that mom that exploded Yeah I'm looking for the DM

The mom that blew up The mom of two Who died of the car garage Listen to our podcast What if I burnt my microphone right now Where you walking buddy Somebody here gets into a tragic, horrible accident. And you have a dash cam and you're like screaming and hollering.

And you're watching the group chat podcast. You have to send it to us, okay? It'd be really funny to hear like, if you're okay. If you're okay, if you're fine, if it wasn't like, if you're not bleeding, if you're healthy, murdered,

well, uh, that'd be a different way. If you're paralyzed from the neck down, ask the nurse to send a clip. Well, okay, maybe you don't have to do all that,

but you don't have to ask the nurse. Here it is. Well, you tell you have it. Have it? You have it? All right. Give us face.

Give us face. Move. November, November 20. No. Shut up. Dude, this was on Thanksgiving. November 21st. That's when I got the DM.

Wait, no, I'm done. November 23rd is Thanksgiving. Yeah, wait. No, November 23rd. Wait, what? November 23rd was Thanksgiving. November 21st. Yeah, it's always on the last Thursday of the November.

Oh, yeah. I was reading the wrong, I was reading the wrong month on my calendar. Yeah, wise guy. So it was like two days before Thanksgiving. They wrote, hey, oh, been a fan of you and the others on the podcast since way before you started it. I recently went to visit some friends on Long Island, New York, and drove since I'm from Pennsylvania. On the way back, I decided to catch up on the podcast episode since I had four hours to drive. Anyways, ended up getting cut off and in an accident.

They hit me from the side. Just minor damages. No one was hurt. Other person was at fault. Just won the claim earlier today. Oh, huge. Dude, you just want to tell you. Dude, I'm gonna pop one.

We're gonna pop. Oh, you saw that. Oh, you came to see in the door. Come on, everybody, let's rip one out of the bomb. Oh, what is that a candle? That is a candle. Oh, no, no, that's fine. Keep going, dude.

Winning, winning insurance claims are so awesome. Yeah, so he said any, he, I don't know it. Um, okay, so... Check their profile. They might add their pronouns in the bio. That's actually what I was checking for. Um, but anyway, uh, they said, anyways, just, wanted to tell you so I can get added to the accident counter while listening to you guys.

Pictures for proof. And then they sent pictures. No. Is it like totaled? Oh, well, you can't see it on. That doesn't count. You got to a fender bender.

Your fender bender count one. We saw an actual accident. That's like, oh. No, no, no, no.

There's like actual damage. It's just the brightness might be just too high. Oh, I see the scratches. Bro, was that insurance claim for 50 bucks, dog? That's about accident.

Bro, 20 bucks to get up. That was a mistake. To put the plunger on the dangle. There was some pretty good scratches on those cars. That was like a poor mother that lost the insurance claim, so she's got to pay you like 10 grand for all those damages. 10 grand for like a scratch on my,

my bumper. Also, I saw them, was that, was that Jeddah? Show me the headlight again? No, that was,

that was an Audi and the car that, the car that was, the other car that was a, was a, no, it was a mini cooper. Can we just say so? I just bought a,

did you show me the right pictures? I'm sorry, what did you say, Tanner? Oh, I just bought a Lamborghini today. Oh, dope, do. Yeah, he did. Good for him. Good stuff, man.

Anyway, can you guys, all the viewers that are watching, can you guys all start driving with, like, dash cams so that we could start getting, like, a compilation of it and, like, have our audio over the background? Do we talk about that and how much of a good investment a dash cam is? It actually is. Like, you don't understand. Like, you could, until you get a dash cam, it's just word of mouth versus word of mouth. Or bystanders or, like, heavily ties bystanders.

Or, like, someone who saw the accident happen, then has to explain. Then has to explain what they saw. And they could be wrong. Nothing is more concrete than a video, dude. I think is more like extreme than a fucking video. Well, that's why there's laws about like if you bat, if you hit someone, like, if you re-erend somebody, you're at fault for the most part because you should have given enough distance.

You know what I'm saying? Certain accents. Like what if you catch the break check on your dash cam for like 120 bucks from Amazon? All right. All right. This is when I go into an ad read right now. Yeah. Yeah.

And that's why we... Speaking of... Speaking of... Do you want to get your Christmas packages early? On time? Can we get a group? No sponsor. That's a joke.

That's a joke. Huh? Can we get a group dash can that does like the same thing in dash cam, but it just has her logo like... Just like, do... Doon... Hit the edges of the screen. Do...

We should get a group van. And then we should like do like mini trips places. We already had a van. And we had a little set in it. We had a van. And we took it out. Oh, yeah. We had a van.

Then we had the cops called on us because they thought we were predators. But we weren't The van we rented for a day The one van The white van And we made a lemonade stand outside of a soccer game Free lemonade Yeah if you're

I swear to people over the age of like 35 here Suck okay Yeah, no they do All right listen what's all okay Does nobody want lemonade in this fucking state? Yeah like like dude Hold on let me do a call to like action Because Austin you don't wake up dude

You know wake up What's all you, Thurbey in your eyes, Austin. Listen, Austin, you don't count as Texas. You don't count as Texas. No, it doesn't. You're the Seattle of Texas. Ooh.

No, wait, what was that one place with the Britsket? What was the place the brisket that we saw? Oh, oh, um, Arlington. Arlington, Texas? No, it was Montgomery. Montgomery. That shit's real. That shit's real.

That shit's real. It was Montgomery. And you from Texas. Yeah. Yeah. Ha. That's where the real mud bowl is coming from right there. That's where them trucker bellies are.

That's where you get assless chaps are. HodgeFest, baby. Welcome to HockFest. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, if you are in any state of the America USA, of the capital USA of America free state, please look into Hogfest when you can. You got to go to Hogfest. If it's a rounder area, if it's anywhere near you,

or if you need to fly over, we'd say you invest into some Hogfest tickets because it's going to get crazy next year. I heard the hogs are a little bit bigger. In Vest, it's a hog fast. Come on. There's wild boars. Wild boars.

I'm talking miniature pigs. I'm talking blue ribbon hogs. Blue ribbon hogs. Roasted pogs. Oiled hogs. Buttered hog. Any kind of hog you want. You know, you got the hog on a stick on a hog cart.

Well, you know. Tanner's hog. Tanner's all whipped out of competition. I'm a hog. He's hot. that's a dog. There's God. I don't know.

There's God. He's a hog. Calm down to God's hog fest. In Montgomery, Texas. Montgomery, baby. There's going to be one Montgomery fans. It's going to be like, oh! There's a God hog fest.

That's like something a real, like a real thing. I think Texas would do God's hog fest. God's hog. God's hog. Oh, my God. Yeah. I feel a beautiful site This is like a rapid topic switch

But I feel like we have to at least address it Because we I know we went on and on for 30 minutes last time But you know dude GTA 5 I mean six damn it The trailer dropped it was crazy It was nuts it was so good Big deal Everyone's really happy

It is a big deal Yeah for another few weeks And then they're gonna forget about it until Probably a month before Well 2025 It's probably never going to going to come out until nobody's going to care about it. I think it's going to come out in October. Yeah. I'm actually kind of scared of the summer. Unless they time it for the summer. Unless they time it for

2025. I mean, it's either September. No, no, no. They said that it was going to be early 2025 or like some article said so when they say that. Yeah. I don't sure. If it's not from Rockstar, I don't trust it. If it's not from Rockstar, I think it's usually, they usually push it towards the end of the year. Otherwise, I think it's going to be probably the best bet summer. Summer. Summer was, It makes sense because all the kids are out of school. Yeah. Yeah. And like they could go outside, but who's going to go outside when you can literally like go.

You go out. Swamping. You can go mudding in GTA 6 now. Like there is so much like stuff they added. You start twerking on the car. I want to do that. Come on. I can twerk on a car.

Yeah. What's up? So I, I don't, I'm not going to change the topic. We can keep talking about GTA. But yesterday when I was vlogging, I wanted to just mention that I'm going to stop all of my vlogs once Grunk turns 20. So I can have the title getting drunk with grunk You've been really like obsessive of title I want to end it. I want to end it with that

Getting drunk with drunk. Yeah getting scary with Larry when when Larry turns 21 and then getting drunk That's like for you're getting hammered with Tanner. Oh Yeah, yeah, that's what Tanner is I'm scared of a movie vlog right now Get hammered with Tanner Let's just do a vlog where we go to a bar and we just fucking get destroyed Bar just get shmated Shmated a F

Gosh, man. That's so close to you. That's next year, dude. Holy shit, dude. Yeah, not even next year. It's in, like, how many months? It's in, uh, seven months. Seven months?

Seven months? Yeah. Seven months. So, baby. Wait. No, six months. Well, like, technically seven. Technically, yeah.

Because December, barely started. Mm-hmm. I guess so. Yeah, I guess so. We're almost nearing the six-month mark. Which is kind of crazy. You're half. Let me ask all of you guys.

What was it like? turn 21 for you guys. Would you guys, how'd you celebrate? How did you think about it? Listen, listen, listen. I'm going to be a hundred percent real. And I know a lot of people who are now 21. They realize this.

Turning 21, you have had alcohol far before turning 21. Turning 21 just means that you could just like, you could get it yourself now. Like that's it. Yeah, that's like turning 18 and getting scratch offs, but your parents would give you stuff. Which makes it less fun. I have a fridge. I can store all my alcohols.

You could put a whole bunch in there. Yeah, you could put a whole bunch of alcohol in there. You ain't drinking that yet. I'm going to put a baby camera in your room. Who are you trying to fool, bro? Bro, listen, this is what, this is a, I'm going to answer Larry's question, okay?

Larry asked what our experiences were on our 21st birthday. I think probably mine's the saddest one. Oh, I don't know. Mine was pretty bad. I turned 21 during COVID, okay? I think what I did too. Yeah, it was in lockdown. My dad, so when, you know, my dad's work was like really slow, so he had to get another job elsewhere.

So he was out. I couldn't spend any time with him. My mom and sister don't even live in the state. And so I took my dog for a walk. I took Misty for a walk. I didn't, like, read the weather forecast, so I got poured on and like rained. It was raining for an hour. So I was like stuck underneath a gazebo.

Might be out of class here. For like an hour in thunder and lightning. on my 21st birthday I had to wait for it to pass and I had to sprint all the way home I got soaked and then I streamed for like 30 minutes and then went to bed

Yeah and on your way home The bullies showed up And started throwing eggs at you Yeah They made you They made you like I genuinely had like the world's saddest birthday in the entire

Yeah Yeah You couldn't have at least like Cracked a four loco or something On that walk like that's I don't know if I drank that day I just remember like going like live Because I was like oh okay

I'm gonna go live Because it's my birthday And I streamed for like 30 minutes And I made 50 bucks And it'll like off Yep That's pretty good. That's solid.

Yeah. Come, top me, bro. All right. Go ahead. I don't think it's possible. I played Super Mario Odyssey for my 21st birthday. Really? That's cute. Yeah, it was pretty fun. I had like a glass of scotch, too. That was it. Because we got to go because it was COVID, so I just had a... You had a glass of scotch like the night before or two, but, you know, now you're 21. And the night before. Yeah, then a rum and coke the night before. And then a vodka

Sprite the night before. Did you have, like, your friends, Tanner? I know you had like, I row friends that you'd hang out. out with were they with you yeah they uh they brought me some they bring me i was a rum and coke guys so they brought me like cracking and like Pepsi like a cherry and i just yeah the Pepsi was kind of crazy i was like asshole friends i was like oh okay Pepsi's cool i guess and Pepsi's okay i drink my rum and Pepsi's okay it tastes weird dude never put Pepsi and rum together that's the thing it's not like it's completely different it doesn't feel like an alcohol dream Pepsi's like too like uh Pepsi's like for 90 year olds i'm pretty sure like you either get paid to sell

Pepsi or you're too poor to afford Coke so you just sell Pepsi's like sweet No he's sweet to me You either smoke a lot of cigarettes and then get into Pepsi or You're 72 years old and you still drink Pepsi Those are the Pepsi fans My 72 year old grandparents don't even fuck with Pepsi

Yeah they're there they're Dr. Pepper family and coke Dude Isaac remember we had a dinner one time Isaac we had dinner one time and this person I asked her Sprite and they said we have seven up and I said no thank you and you Was I see you're missed It was something And you were like It was serum is

What? What? What do you mean? No What? Like you were like so Taking it back But they taste so different dude That's like actually get like can I have Coke Is Pepsi okay Like no? That's not okay What do you mean? You're so picky dude

Totally different flavors Have you never had like a doctor Bob or something I have like CIO? Is Pepsi okay No it's actually not okay I'll just take a water at that point No I'm just an asshole And I'm pleasable and stupid

That's not pleasable Perfectly temperature I mean Like, do you further asking him? And like, do you want it or no? Yeah. Yeah. So I said, no, thank you.

I was it. That's like yummy. That's like yummy. Yeah. Can I get this? Okay. And then hands it to him. Can I get a to go order?

What does he say? To go drink? Is that what he says? He would kill you right now, by the way. He would. He would kill you right. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Here we go again talking about. I'm literally not an asshole. Dude. Wait, Larry. He was mad at chew that podcast. We brought that up. Yeah.

because that was the one who told them I was like this guy and then I reenacted it because he was sitting down and he was like, y'all get this didn't look at him back, nothing. You know what, you know when you have a waiter and you come in and you're like, what's up man? You're trying to like, you crack some jokes maybe

here and there and he was trying to like break the ice a little bit. He was like, this was like a business meeting. That means like D1 ordering food. It was like a business meeting and it was like straightforward like this is what I want which there was nothing wrong with it. And it's just funny.

It's just funny. It's just funny. That's all it is. Dude, because it's like... Sprite. Like, the polar opposite of yummy when he comes to ordering is Isaac. Isaac would like... Dude, Isaac would do like stand-up in front of the fucking...

Dude, Isaac would be like, um, can we get the... And they're like, we don't have you. He's like, oh, do it. Okay. Oh, do it. He goes like this. He taps his head. He taps his head like this with his finger.

He's like, uh... I do the, the face palm thing, too. Yeah. Yeah, we'll have that. Oh. All right. Yeah, got nachos. And he's actually so embarrassing

sometimes being out in public with Isaac Like remember when we were at in Vegas? We're in Vegas. Yeah, not like horrible, but like remember we were in Vegas And we were getting ready to go in the Uber area And like Isaac did something like he was vaping Or something like that

What are you talking about? When? When we were in Vegas Yeah, we were at the hotel Right? And you like you shouted something You were just like randomly like saying some weird shit Dude, we're playing the penis game.

That's not embarrassing. That was a different time. No, that was a different time. Oh, okay. So there's multiple embarrassing experiences with the dude. Yes, where you just will like randomly say some shit. Like, you'll like, you'll be like, you'll be like, you'll be like, oh, what? Oh, what the fuck is going on?

Like Isaac could drop something. That's funny. That's awesome. Yeah. Sorry. It's so easy. I don't know. It's kind of like easier with strangers because strangers, you never see them again.

You'll never see those people again. You'll never see those people again. They can have an opinion on you and they won't even affect like a, make an impact on that Who cares? Yeah, exactly. Influence the world, baby. Influence the world. Make the world a better way. I'm saying dick out of public. The point I was trying to make which you guys fucking keep talking. I'm trying to say that Isaac will just keep on making it like Okay, fuck it. I'm just gonna fuck it. I'm I'm surrendering the point. How about that? I surrendered the point. Let's talk about GTA We yeah I want to talk about GTA. Yes, because I'm surrendering my point because I have like these gears that are turning you on

dude man fuck this three you I could take on all three you let's go you can't take you you can't take me dude oh yeah you can't

you want to play Lego Fortnite I could I could yeah yeah it's gonna battle against you you can build like a fortnight was actually dope all right I'll say I just got done playing with grunk

and Impulsefire Impulsifier's friend and it was dope and we had a good time I haven't I haven't touched games in a very long time it was a super spontaneous thing I have a billion

things to do and I chose to play like a Fortnite and it was like an hour and a half I won't get back but it was okay it was fun it's kind of like Minecraft and Dark Souls we recorded Leslie VC and Isaac's editing it right now and I won yeah no we did not

no I won two million dollars we actually just split it we were just like you know what we were up for so long let's just split it you know what there we were CBC wins 50 bucks yeah we were two hours into the competition We're actually still in a competition right now. Oh, yeah. Hey, Isaac, when I win, can you send me all my money in Eath?

No. No, just for your own well-being, no. Please? No, dude, because it's just going to turn into one plinkgo ball and fall on to point two. That should be so funny. That would be so funny. That would be, oh, my God. That's a really expensive joke, man.

It's a really expensive joke. That's not my taste of humor right there. People would actually think you're like trolling. Like they think you like edited it. They would not believe you. Oh, if you get a plinkle ball with like $40,000 point. Go ball, you're like live on Twitch or like, dude, come on.

That's clearly like a client. Like show the URL. Okay, show that each balance. Refresh the page. I just something's not right. Okay. I wasn't. Listen, I would support over a $40,000.

Plinko ball, a $40,000 gates of Olympus buy-in. What would you rather do? Would you rather, would you rather do one Plinkgo ball for $40,000 or give the $40,000 to a homeless guy and see if he ends up making that money back remembers you and then Blanco Ball. Wow. And then he ends up giving the money back because he's a multimillionaire because you invest it in.

What if he puts into Planko ball, like one ball? He just puts it in. A Plinkill would be... He doubles it. He doubles it to the next homeless person. They do the same thing. They double it. You know what I mean?

And then everybody's rich, bruh. Everybody got... A Plinkabal would be a better bet on returning my money than giving it to a homeless guy. Really? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I feel like if you made a deal, if you struck a deal with a homeless guy, like, $40,000.

What city is the homeless guy in? Florida. Hell no You suck my dick No Absolutely not My city California

California Seattle Oh yeah Seattle Oh Seattle Seattle Seattle Seattle

Seattle Is it Actually no New York New York New York people are actually pretty creative bro

That's even worse No New York They'll probably buy a costume and they start scamming or something I don't know No yeah

They will They will blow They live like a king For two days Go to Michelin Star Restaurants Oh And everything.

And before they know it, they have a thousand bucks left. And then, you know, for another week, they're going to eat normally. And then they run out of money. Yeah. That's what's going to happen. They're not going to, like, open up a savings account or anything, stupid, dude. Oh, come on. I would put, I would bet I would give, I would give a homeless person.

I don't really care. They could be at a shelter. They could be on the side. I don't care. As long as I give it to them, I'll be like, all right, listen, try and make it back if you can. Otherwise, you don't have to. But that, in my opinion would be way better, more satisfying than a plinkgo ball. Because, like, dude, imagine.

That'd be crazy. Wow, Mr. Beast over here. You know, you're going to heaven for saying that, man, I'm going to throw my money to think a Michael Ball. Thanks, dude. Mr. Beast, over here. Well, Mr. Chairman, you warm my heart. Oh, dude, so cozy.

Someone posted a TikTok and it was a giant flood that was in Africa. And they were blaming Mr. Beast because it was a sink running too many wells. They were like, bro, Mr. Bees, you flooded Africa. And they turned off the sink in a boat. What was that? Was that real? The flood is real. I honestly have no idea what could have possibly went that wrong.

I don't know. I don't know. But it was real. It looked real. At least I think. Yeah, can we talk about the fact that Elon Musk is at war with Disney right now? That's kind of crazy, huh? Yeah, he is. What do you? What do they do? He called them out. He said that the CEO of Disney's like blackmailing him for advertisement.

You didn't know about that? No. No, I did not. That was big news. He's like calling out Disney for like a lawsuit and other things like that that's been going on between like I think there's a lawsuit going on about like meta or some shit but all I do know is that Elon Musk is taken on I think his name's Bob Bob Iger Bob Iger dude yeah yeah he's a CEO of Disney yeah the CEO of Jesus I thought those name was Walt I thought his name was Mickey how did they fired What happened to him? I thought his thing with Walt.

Oh, him? Yeah, that's bread crumbs. He's got stupid opinions. Who's bread? Brett. Who's bread? Brett. That's the kid in the back of the fucking classroom.

Beating the way of stupid opinions. I don't think I'd ever want to be in a lawsuit against Disney. I can't care who I am. You think so? Ten or can't. Yeah. through them. I can say

they ruin my life. Okay, there's more you gotta do than that. They made me eat dog food while I was two.

All right. You made me try it all. They made me eat wet dog food. You might win $100 bucks. You tied me up,

grease me up and they put me in the oven spit roasting me. I can't stop it. You're just spin it. I can't stop

it. I'm still going. Turn it off. I can't. Like you somebody. Turn it off. You know what I've been obsessed with recently? It's been on my feed a lot.

It's been how to escape saw traps. No way. Is that real? Yeah, I've been thinking about it because like, what if we feel like we just get kidnapped? It could happen at any moment where we get kidnapped and we're just like, what do we do now?

How do we like escape? What's our thought process? Because the first thing that happens is, okay, is this a joke? Is this a willie vlog joke? Is this like a prank? Is this,

you know? Yeah. Nick, where's the camera, bro? All right. Where's the key? That's a weird reality. We're like, at any moment, anything that can happen to us can be like either a willy vlog or we can just be like in real life. Or as the saw guy captures us and we got to saw our legs off.

Only two possibilities are a Willie vlog or, oh shit, that's it. Oh, shit, I'm dead. It's either, oh, we're going to fucking, oh, we're going to a museum. We're going to space center. We're going to space center. Oh, I'm getting my head chopped off. Oh, crap. I don't know which one I should do

It's only a matter of time Before those balls that I've used on two of my friends now Are going to be used against me It's only a matter of time I want to say this right now Those balls are just not going to record it Thrown away because there are rats Probably fucking living and pissing shit

No we have we have mice by the way We have the mice have came back to us So we have like a brown Like two or three new roommates I think there's 10 mice in that garage There's a lot There's a lot There's that found nesting

There is What? Yeah, there's nesting. And they're, they are messing on, softwood is close. It's like, you know, how do I explain this? It looks like a nesting. You know, like balls of lint in the dryer. Right.

It's like a conglomeration of a bunch of different colors. Kind of looks like cotton candy, but you don't need it because it looks. Yeah, where do they get that? I don't know the kind of material that is. That's crazy. Mice are pretty crazy. But, yeah, I mean, it's kind of like, not our fault at all because it was like super cold out for a while and garage doors can only

close so much. Dude, we were just saving the mice. We were just giving them a house for the sanctuary. I'm just hoping they'll make their way in here. We're like Alvayas, but for like mice and squirpies. And it's in our garage. Yeah, it's in our garage. And yeah, we put garbage out there for all of them so they can eat it.

Oh, that's cute. Then I see one. I'm like, hi. Yeah, their favorite snacks are chick-fil-a sauce. Oh, did they go through those? They love that. And you got every single flavor. You got all of them.

You know what I saw? I found Polynesian chick-fil-a sauce, like barbecue. Licked clean, by the way. Dude. They were they eaten. They eaten. They eaten them, boys. You know what I saw?

I saw a crunch rap supreme rapper out there. Oh, heaven. They took my, they ate my, uh, my little leftovers. They were eating some crunch rap, dude. Crazy. I love it. It's not bad. I want to put like the one chip challenge over there like oh shit the big chip

oh he's eating there's like oh he's eating there's like oh he's like oh shit they do the little hot you a little hop too He'd have like a little tiny glass of milk. He's looking through like the jack of the box lemonade. They get one of Isaac's vapes. That guy I was coughing on B. What was that? Where was it from?

He made a song? The challenge of being silent, it's like, it's just TikTok in this guy. Where you have to like hit a rip or like a blinker? Yeah, and he was like... It's like... It's like right in the body wave. Yeah, yeah. That video is so funny.

Like a song and they're like... Dude. All right, we'll bite. The funniest. Huh? Oh, my, man. All right. Now, go ahead.

He's silently pogging at his screen. You don't want to know. You don't want to ask. I do want to know now. No, because you guys are going to sit there and you're going to be like, oh my God. Seriously, dude. You guys just move like this. I feel like this podcast in terms of topics sometimes moves really fast.

Because I'm still sitting here looking at what Disney owns and they own the History Channel. Isn't that crazy? So that's why I went to poop. Yeah, go look. of what uh what coca cola owns yeah they own everything I don't mean to like slingshot us back and forth it's just I'm shocked at the fact that they own

as much as they do and I mean I know that they've owned a lot but how they own GoPro like what the fuck what Disney yes yes like go oh wait you know what's crazy I don't know this is real but I just read it recently it was um your notifications on your iPhone get tracked like they can't as well yeah you saw that

I read that yeah and they're being like they're being like you know like the government and putting on a glove and they're like, all right, open wide. Yup, I knew it. You're tracking these bullets. What's this? Documents. What's this? I don't know. You get the gist.

I don't know. You get the gist. But that's pretty terrifying though. It's kind of scary. I might start wearing a tinfoil hat. And I think we can make a group merch. merch the first ever group merch ten full hat what is what is it tin full hat do it blocks any sort of like uh government you know transistors sensors uh signals uh you know raise from answering your brain and manipulating you

you did i'll look at these pictures dude is card you're gonna drop this is a serious topic what you say oh yeah is card he dropping on larry i know you have all the information i uh so i was trying to call him up the other day he's January was when he's dropped out. Yeah. So, yeah, I've got to wear another month here. I know, I know. I do want to say one thing, though, that is dropping,

and it's dropping to the house. And it's... Dropping the house, dropping the house. And I'm only going to mention it once because I'm just excited about it, but I'm getting to MacBook 3. MacBook 3. Oh, you are getting a little MacBook. Yeah.

That was my first, like, that was one of my, like, biggest purchase of my life. It's the scariest thing right now Is like money the way The money's being spent right now Not being spent but the way that like you buy things right now Or like it's too easy Does that make sense?

Well yeah that's what they do on purpose I know but it's like it's gross It's like weird It's really disgusting I hate how like you could just put Half of you guys listening or watching Hold on real quick Like the money in your bank account

Granted is not even there But we'll get into that another day I can steal it if I want Just that easy the money in your account you can't even visualize because it's just a money it's just a number on your screen if you were to be able to hold the amount of money

in your bank account you'd be like damn unless you have like 80 bucks I'd be doing this like shit I'll be doing this one two three four

so like that okay don't yeah oh you want to hear you want to hear what Coca Cola owns versus Pepsi and this explains a lot

by the hot dog burgers no no no Pepsi sticks wood you know you're like they're like as Pepsi okay

in certain restaurants yeah it's because they do like a package deal no it's because they own them Pepsi Pepsi I think Pepsi is just not I got a double check before I just Pepsi own cobobbs

Coke owns Coke I think Coke owns Sprite and like all that shit and then there's Pepsi they own Sierra Mist and all that stuff so it's like I don't know if Coca Cola

made a deal with McDonald's What it usually works is like they do vending. So if like the company wants to have like, you know, their vending machine or their little automatic machine thing, the syrups, right? It's like this soda. You have to choose the whole package of it. Where did they, where did those go?

Those cool big, those awesome big red ones? Yeah. There's a quick trip. We got to go to that quick trip tonight. I swear to God, those were like the coolest thing ever. They're at movie theaters. No. No, they're not.

They're at like weird gas stations. They're at weird DLC gas stations. They're at a quick trip. Are you guys talking about where there's a bubble and you can click on the bubble? Yeah. Or they'll be like a random, random like jack in a box or like a random like a old Wendy's. Yeah. They're at like movie theaters, like AMC movie theaters.

I didn't see any other. I usually just like go to the phone desk. When was the last time you were in an AMC theater? Uh, let me see. Uh, Neville. AMC. AmC. I don't know. I don't think I've been to one.

It's been a while. AMC theater. I usually go to Cinemarks or like I'll go to like, um, dude, cinema marks are so go because like the design is so nostalgic, dude. You know, if you're watching this or you're listening to this and you know the Cinemark look and you have memories with it, I, dude, we share that. We bond. You and I.

We bond like that, man. It's like that. Because those things are so fucking good. Dude, the first time I watched King Kong, I, I, I pissed my pants. in one of those I held in my I held in my urine for like two hours and then I

released at the at the end cutscene Oh, holy crap, sorry I'm still looking into like all that own stuff It's fun to see you guys are talking about the Coca-Cola Free Style by the way that Coca-Cola owns Fair Life Did you know that? Wait what?

We're just a podcast full of ADHD Not in giving a shit about what each other's saying type of day No, I'm reacting to you. You were saying something. What did you say? Y'all don't know about the Coca-Cola freestyle. Yeah.

Oh, you guys were talking about the Coca-Cola freestyle right there. Yeah, 100 plus drink choices at your fingers. Sizzling, bubbling, drinking it up. Hold on. Yomi, stop, stop, yummy, stop. You're rapping like Coca-Cola right now. You can't do that. Yeah, you got the Coca-Cola freestyle.

You can't do that. Dude, the AMC, the AMC theater, the Coca-Cola freestyle machines or whatever, they actually have a secret code that if you press, on the screen in a certain order, you can get to the back end of it. And you can like open it up and shit. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Only people that work at there are snow. Green button, blue bubble, yellow bubble.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. What's the code? All right, so it goes, Sprite, big red, Dr. Pepper. I'm gonna kill myself.

Shut the hell up with your Dr. Pepper bubble shit. They hit a billion dollars in red, Dr. In retail sales. With your family milk is like monopoly. Go to the diet menu. Shut the hell up. Shut up.

Diet pepper barks will be your ad board. Shut up. All right, dude. It's like the Konami code but for Coke. Okay, I'll keep my own, my own cool facts myself. No, you say it out loud to us. No, my facts are cool. You're not going to know.

Oh my God, dude. You little baby. Let me pamper you. I'm fucking like, I don't know. Like sing your lullaby and put you bed. What the heck are you saying? What? the hell is A B.

C. D. Bev. So that picture that I just... A. B. Dude, what? Look. Look at that. That's like the inside of one of those machines. And you can see the dev menu, right at the top of it. You can see the console if you press a little.

It's a V-Qoom. But it's crazy. You can access it. Like any of us could access that if we just put our, like, poke the screen in a certain order. It's like a hidden menu. I'm telling you. I've seen a friend do it. worked at AMC.

No, it's, it's, it's, it's a really tiny bubble. Like, only, only,

like, certain people can see it. It's like a really, you gotta, like, really, like, uh, you gotta use,

like, a little stencil and you got to, like, tap it. And then it opens up. Well, are you, are you,

are you just saying, yeah, I'm made that, I'm gonna say, I watched my friend, like, actually just do it. Yeah,

it's literally, just a triangle. That's all it is. No, my favorite side is. I'm not even kidding. I'm not kidding you. It is a trial.

It was back when we found out, yeah. We were in Wendy's. It was like me and a bunch of friends. My friend was like, watch this shit. Bump, bump, bump, bump. And it was like,

you know, like it opened up this weird. They're old. Pretty old. What? These were huge when I was in high school. They were not even, no,

not even high school, dude. It was back when I was in like, I was like 13 maybe. Like 12. Yes. These have been around for a while. They were ahead.

They've been around for a while, but, um, I really started like started noticing them when I was 17 16 17 Bernstein bears burnstein bears dude the Mandelan effect oh my god bernstein did you say the danger dole effect what dandelion effect yeah Mandela Dolan effect the danger don't affect I can see that guy forever where is he

I don't know was that the guy with the duck and like the blue hair Oh, dude. Oh my God, danger dog. Oh, my God. That's like forever ago, dude. Is he still alive? That's wild.

That's wild. Shout out to, um, he didn't do anything bad, right? Uh, no. Oh, my God. The last video he uploaded was five years ago. Oh, that's sad. Oh, my heart just sank.

Oh, wait. No, I'm an idiot. What the hell? He moved channels. Oh, that was five seconds ago. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Okay, yeah, he still is just, like, not uploading as much.

Oh, no, he did two weeks ago. Dude, can you make up your mind? No, it's, that's stupid. YouTube made this new thing where they're like, I want to be like TikTok, and they made a for you tab. Where I'm usually looking at latest videos. No, it's for you. For you's toxic, man. Like, I swear to God it is.

Anything for you, especially on Twitter, because think about this, okay? Imagine, imagine, imagine. Imagine you click on a very Wild tweet Like a very like something you would never watch But like you just you happen to click on it whatever the hell Now that's curated into your for you And now you're flooded with all these things

You don't want to see you don't want to read you don't need in your head And now it's just your whole thing If you interact with one thing And you're like your stupid little algorithm is still like What this guy like? I don't even know They start giving you like bullshit. Wow.

Like if I were to make a new TikTok account and only like videos of dogs for like maybe five minutes and then I get out of TikTok, I'm logging back in bro. I'm back in the mainframe and there's dogs. Oh, you know what I've been getting dogs, puppies dogs,

cats have been my band. Cats, pets, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs. I've been getting a lot of um, uh, you've been getting a lot of South Park Ken Carson AI voices. No,

yeah, I do, I do. I get South Park Rapids. South Park revs. South Park revs been my thing, but like they don't really,

he doesn't really do much anymore. What? I got to pee, Willie. Talk about, I don't know. Stop. Okay.

What are you boys looking at? You two are like in your monitors. I was looking at, um, the fact that I came across a tweet. You guys remember, uh, Matan,

right? The Bill Clinton kid. Yeah. So as we're recording this right now, the game awards are going on. And that's where he was famous. Right. Awards.

Yeah. Yeah. So there's a tweet right now, apparently of him standing backstage waiting, but I'm deciding whether it's him or not. All right. Now we're going to... I can show you on screen.

I can show you on screen for the listeners. I'm sorry, but look. I'm not sure if that's him. You don't want to know what I'm looking at. Yeah, I was going to say it. Now,

the weather report with Big T. Tanner, what's going on over there? I'm watching Epic Rat Battles presents the Kee and Peel. Okay. Because Jordan Peel. And Jordan Peel and Keegan did a rap battle epic rap battles video and I was watching it. No, they did not.

Who were they playing as? I don't know. What the hell now is? He was crazy. He made two movies. He's working on a game. And then the quote routine was like, yeah, he was also on epic rat battles. I was like, no, uh.

And then I looked it up and they were. Dude, you love skimming through like Twitter as you're watching. Sorry, it's where I get topics And this is crazy This is insane news that I never knew about Epic rap battles Key and Peel did an epic rap battles dude Key and Peel had an epic rap battles

Yes That's awesome Isn't that insane? Oh wow He's Wow Okay To

By the way Okay so the photo you send Right I'm looking at it I don't think it's him I don't think that's him Oh I don't think that's him either That's why I'm just

like trying to decide about Matan. Like it doesn't look like him. His jawline's too chiseled and he looks kind of like handsome squidward. Like his eyes and hair, everything about him. I think it's the weird. Dude, it was Gandhi versus Martin Luther King Jr. was the epic rat battle.

Oh, you're right. The other one was, uh, Muhammad Ali versus, um, yeah, uh, Michael Jordan.

Michael Jordan mop. That's insane. They did that. Were they in charge of epic rat battles? What? How do you think? How do you think of characters

and then make them go against each other like what is there any correlation I can do it right now Frankenstein Ronald and Jesus and Jesus yeah I was going to say that Frankenstein and Jesus

no I was going to say Ronald McDonald and Jesus we can do Frankenstein and in Gandhi we don't run the channel man oh that's like their meetings that's their meetings we could do Frankenstein and Gandhi

I was thinking of grimace and um Grimmis and um Grimmis yeah yeah I was thinking about grimace and maton. I was thinking of Grimmis and a tonne in an epic rap. And it's a shot of you getting dragged out.

Or who's next? Throwing out the top floor. I can't stop thinking about that one scene of, um, Scared. Widow maker versus Michelle Obama. Begin. That would be insane. Well, we didn't think about that first and we're looses for that. forever. That's just it.

That's just the way we are, man. Nick, are you still looking at the Maton thing? No, I'm looking at Roderick Heffley right now, actually. Dude, you're contributing so much to this podcast. No, I'm looking at Roger the Aalian. I think I'm just looking at this picture. Dude, I brought in so many topics just by looking shit up. Yeah, we've just been talking about shit, man.

All right, man, my bad. Here, let me go on my ex real quick. Oh, what's this? So you play Ricardi music dropping in January of 2020. Listen, it's crazy. You guys, you guys, you guys, all last podcast talked about GTA, you guys were like,

we're going to do it again, and you barely even mentioned GTA. So, well, because you said, you were like, you yelled at us. Don't blame me.

Can we not do that again? I'm so boring. Tanner, did they not say that they were going to? You said it this podcast, and we're going to do it again. You said the very beginning of the podcast, Isaac. It seems sarcastic. So talk.

Talk about it. Okay. All right. Talk about your excitement. Let it all out. Go ahead. I'm super excited about all the things that they're going to be,

they're going to be adding. I think it's really, I also think it's funny. They just, they got leaked and they were like, yeah, that sucked. It was like December 5th. It does suck. Tune in December 5th. And then there was like December 4th at 2 p.m. They're like, it's getting leaked.

Yeah, just look depressing. Whatever he goes. Yeah, he was sad about it. There was like a lead animator who was like really sad about it. He was like, dude, me and my friends were going to get together and watch it all together. Like, we were going to get together and drink and watch it when it was going to release. But since he got leaked, they got released early. well you know I don't think they can be too mad something they made has 124 million views in three days

well yeah that's just the moment moment one was lost like that moment yeah that moment is lost but you made something and everybody watched it and it was like the biggest video of all time that beat mr. B so yeah I hope that guy I at least had a celebratory something during uh hoping but I don't I don't know also uh you didn't even see I'm sure you did but it says like trailer one There's like going to be probably four more They do that all the time In the next few weeks That's like a teaser trailer

They do it all the time Where they do like a trailer And then like the next few months They do another trailer And they do a gameplay Yeah that That that covered a lot though Like a whole storyline

No no it didn't No it didn't not at all It gave you a brief of like How it possibly starts It gave you like It's Florida That's all they gave you It was a girl going like

Yeah And then it was a guy It was an alligator walking into like a, like a convenient story. It was a guy wrestling an alligator. Also, uh, we have to, we have to decide what, uh, what console we're going to get. Because it's coming out. I'm going to get an Xbox. No, PlayStation.

Oh, so we all get our own? I'm going to get mine on the switch. Don't stop me. You can, yeah. I'm going to for the switch poor. That was God hurting you. I just hit my sin. Not funny.

Not funny. All right, Gabriel. Give him a, give him a Charlie horse. Oh. Oh, Gabriel. Oh, Gabriel. For the part in a real. Gabriel.

Gabriel, Gabriel, Gabriel. That's what they didn't to you, Isaac, when you were like trying to do their little dance and a little world.

Yeah, I was about to hit the dirtiest shit in the world and God just like Jehovah. Jehovah was like, nope, Isaac, hell no.

They'll be like, you know what you're funny right now? Zabham. Gabriel, watch this. Buh. Oh!

She was probably so dirty, Gabriel. Seth Rogen's up there. Can imagine God Jesus, son of God, sound like Seth Rogen a little bit. Maybe it's just a laugh. Jesus, son of God. Jesus, son of God. He uses whole title, bro.

Yeah, I guess his full name. Full name, John. Yahweh, Jesus, son of God. Sounds like Sothrogan sometimes. Is God's real name Jehovah? Like actually? No, Jehovah, I don't even know what the... Jehovah is the true God of the Bible.

Jehovah? Creator of all things. I'm sure it's not Yahweh? No, it's Jehovah. Abraham Lincoln and Moses worshipped him. So what are Jehovah's witnesses? Is Jehovah really God's name? The distinctive Hebrew name for God.

Oh, Hebrew. ... transliterated Jehovah or Yahweh is in translate... It's a Lord. Anyway, so GTA6 trailer leak was the account. Oh, Jehovah Witness. Wait, what? Oh. That's the thing that leaked it?

Yeah, that was when that leaked the account. I wanted to say that. It was called GTA trailer 6. And then it got like deleted immediately. Yeah, and it was immediately suspended. Yeah. It was the one with a giant Bitcoin like thing tag on it. Really?

Yeah. Which by the way, I don't know why they did that. Because it's funny. Buy Bitcoin. Like you couldn't have put your eth address in there or something. Just buy a Bitcoin. Like, what is I going to do? That would have been so smart.

Oh my God. Why should put your fucking VINMO or some shit? Yeah. Oh, dude. Well, that would have led back to them somehow. Eth addresses? No,

Bitcoin addresses are anonymous. Yeah, it would have led back to them somehow. You're talking about Venmo. Oh, wait. Oh, Venmo. What you're talking about cash tags and stuff he said? Oh, hashtags? Yeah.

Cash tag. Also, is that what that's called? Jehovah's Witnesses are a denomination, a Christian denomination that believes that they're living in the last days of Earth. Oh, shit. The nominator?

Yo, my ass might really about to become a witness of Jehovah. Dude, that's, like, that's scary. Last days of hers. I haven't heard much about them in a long time. I know that they used to go to their door. They all got raptured while, like, begging us to convert. Rhapsured. And we didn't even know.

You know too much. You don't know about the rapture, Nick? No. Are you stupid? Even Tanner. You and I know who's never been to church once. Wait, are you guys Christian? Are you guys Christian?

Are you guys Christian? Is your knowledge from Christianity? Yes. Are you Catholic? Mine's not. Yeah, I'm based on Catholicism. And I don't know. You're going to, you're going to stand up and say, amen? All I'm going to say is I was taught to just be a good human being.

That's all I was talking. I was talking. I can be stole my murder. How can you steal? You can get your hand cut off. I don't know. Yeah. I can be stole my burger then that one time and then spit in my ear.

Because you steal everything else. So maybe, like, you know, yeah. Nope. I made dinner. Do you want to others as you'd have them doing to you? Treat others the way they want to be treated. My teacher taught me that. She's God.

This is. she's gone yeah I don't know I remember we talked about the god like we talked about God and religion one time on a podcast and some people in the comments did not like that I don't give a shit dude damn

I mean I get it I take it lately all I think about personally my personal belief is like believe whatever you want to believe I'm not going to impose whatever you want dude because you're like I was bored and raised in an extremely religious household and I wouldn't force my beliefs on anything

It is fun to talk about, though. Yeah, this was interesting. Occasionally. It's good to get perspective into what people think. You know what I'm saying? What they believe? I think I have shin splints. I think guys just like messing with you right now.

You probably have compartment syndrome, Tanner. You're going to have to get your like shin. Yeah, you're going to have to get your shins cut open. No, no, it's already. Yep. Compartment syndrome. It's like, don't look it up, by the way. But it's really gross.

I'm going to go right now. We got a part of reaction. And the land, Lord is punishing you. Come on, Sunline of a give me 20. Okay, I want to get a little bird. I want a little bird to have so it can just like chill on my finger like this. Oh, parakeet? No, just like a little bird. Like a little blue bird. Parakeet? Oh. Larry wants a bird too. Like a regular bird. Parakeets are hard to train.

No, fuck parakeets. I just want a regular like a, like a raven or something. I have a raven on my phone. What did you look up, Larry? He looked up on. Oh my god. Dude, that was so... What the fuck? Why? He was like, oh, man, dude. Did you look up compartment?

I did, I did. I told you not to look it up. All right. When you say, Larry, don't do this. I'm gonna do it. I mean, I'm sorry, dude. What is compartment? I mean, I don't even know what it was.

I just saw like a leg, like a, like a calf, like wide open. That's pretty good. Don't look up. Don't look up Gomezberger, though. Don't look up the fucking Gomez. That one I was, bring that shit back. That's the only time I listen. That is the only time I listen.

So, Apartment? Like an apartment? What does that even mean? compartment. Can you explain it without making me have to Google it? Okay, okay, okay, okay. Compartment syndrome.

You're Google the meaning. I am because I'm going to read it. It's really, it is when pressure rises in and around the muscle. And so it's like alleviate that they have to like cut it open for them, if I'm not mistaken. Oh. So Larry's just looking at like open, open.

Yeah, it was just all open. The pressure decreases blood flow depriving muscles and nerves of needed nourishment. I'm, how does pressure build up? Oh my. procedure. How is it built up? Not how to get rid of it.

If you do this, like you blow in your thumb, you go, oh yeah. And then your cat just who's just Loofy does that, dude,

he's fine. Monkey D. Loofy. Yeah, literally, yeah. Wait, Isaac.

Yeah. I was going to say that today is the seventh. The podcast is going up on the eighth. And then we are going to be recording Last Leave VC. do a little bit of informing on it because the viewers need to pay attention to Twitter because that's where the updates are going to happen. I mentioned it last podcast and that one's now in the in the pooper.

But yeah, Last to Leave VC hasn't even been recorded yet. I only made that trailer because it was like for some weird reason I'm sitting there. and now like I'm watching this trailer for a GTA 6 and it was like whoa holy crap good song and everything and I see like the VI appear I was like I'm gonna leave V Vee C's a straight line with a few more Holly freaking crap and I spent two hours like matching the font matching the gradient throwing palm trees over shit for fun I put a potted plant in it I don't even know if anyone saw that it was really funny but I threw up the trailer and that was it. But a lot

of people are like, dude, I bet like, Yummy won. And I'm like, we haven't even recorded it yet. He's, he's not even home. Also, people think we already recorded it. Huh? People think we already recorded it. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're saying that Yummy won. Like, or like something, someone won. Like, oh,

I bet this guy won. Like, no one thinks that. I mean, you guys, like, you'll know. I think it's happened every single time when we start that there's a tweet that goes live, where It's like, all right, we're starting now. And then you do like, you do like increments of like, this is the update. This is how everyone looks.

12 hours, 36 minutes, 41 seconds. Let's stay up really late tonight. And then let's post pictures and say hour three or something like, hour 12. Let's just totally fuck up this guy. Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait. Hour 12, Isaac's down down. I have a really funny idea, but what it requires us to go out and like take photos randomly in different places?

Like, all right, hour four. And we're like eating like a fucking Starbucks and it's like hour seven. Challenge three. And we're like. on the freeway like on the side of the road do you want to hear one of the dares I'm I'm not even gonna say I'm gonna DM it like in the group chest so you guys can read it um I told who'd I tell uh I think I told Tanner yesterday let you tell me I'll show you in a minute hold on let me let me get it real quick

let me get it hold on hold on say it to me Tick talk Isaac we're waiting okay look at discord that's gonna be like one One that I do. That's gonna be one of them. No, no, no, don't. Why? Because it's a secret and it ruin it. Once you read it, you'll know.

Okay, why does that be on that platform? Because that's the platform where you post stuff. That's the wrong platform, no? Yeah, that would kind of blow. What's the right one? How the fuck? The other one wouldn't? Okay, then you do it on that one?

I don't know. Why don't you post it on the other one? Yeah. Like Facebook. All right, Isaac. I think that we should coordinate it from now on. I think I think we should be and you should compete for 50,000, just you. Yeah. See if you can stay up for like 12 hours.

Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. No, you will lose it. No, you give us the money. No, if you fall asleep, then we get the money.

Yeah, we get the money. And then we eat. You have to step for seven days straight. No shit. I come away here, dog. But also, the rules are that we get to sleep. We get to sleep eight hours every single day. We get three meals every single day.

We get to go work out. You get three salmon meals. You get corn dogs and you get a treadmill. So how the hell? Who wins and how? You keep giving us money and then you just keep staying there. Oh, I have a really good idea. You should take away our phones and then you should ration out food until one of us starves to death.

I think that's what we should do. There's a lot of food theirs. Oh, come. Not bad food theirs, but like I made, I think I drunk tweeted it. like the first there I thought of was order 99 tacos yeah and I'm gonna keep that in wait are you gonna actually are you gonna pay for it if we actually have to order it or something no you're gonna order it

can I have one taco oh you have to ask the guy you ask to order 99 of them no you're gonna pay me if the 99 tacos cost me like 300 bucks and I lose I'm down $300 from the competition yeah sorry man damn about taco price well yeah that's like incentive actually might be 300 Wow.

Dude, I would actually just order from Taco Bell. Hold on. I'm going to look it up. At that point, how much is 100 hard shell tacos at Taco Bell? I'm going to look it up. $150. $149.

Are you serious? Tanner, that means they're like barely a buck 50 pop. Dude, that's so much, bro. Okay, hold on. You can have 10 tacos for 15 bucks. Dude, there's like street tacos. They're 99 cents, bro. Yeah, true.

Bro, no shot, bro. Yeah, real shot. Here, Isaac. See, I'm not a big taco guy. I'm a Doritos Locos tacos kind of guy. So hold on. I bet they're 239. I don't care what you are.

It's the dare. You order 100 tacos. 100 or 99? Or 99? That's a huge difference. Okay. Ready? 99.

99 Doritos Locos tacos from Taco Bell is $396. Okay. Does it look like I give a shit, dude? Those are like DLC tacos with like extra money. What is it? Larry, what is it? That's $4 a pop, actually. Okay.

Dude, those are kind of expensive, huh? Yeah, they are. Just for that little powder on it. Because 100 regular tacos are 150. Oh my God. A crunchy taco? No, a crunchy taco is $2 from Taco Bell. No, I'm looking at.

So $200. Where did this come from then? Oh, that's $200 regardless, bro. Are you looking at billionaires? Are you looking at DoorDash? Yeah, DoorDash. I'm looking at, oh, this, I guess this is in 2021 before. Oh, my, bro, what are you looking at?

What are you referencing? What are you looking at? I literally looked up like Taco Bell. Taco Price and one of the things that people ask on Google, how much are 100 hard shell tacos at Taco Bell? Why don't you just do your own research? Open your app. Oh, you got owned.

Just Googled it. Dude. It wasn't that big of a deal. You made it a big deal. You're ordering 100 tacos. $203. $9.94 on DoorDash to order crunchy tacos. Regardless, whoever gets that is in the in the poops.

What if Grun gets it? What if Grunt gets it? And he has to pay for his like tuition right there and there. They're like, they're like, they're bar. They're like you gotta pay right now. Then he gets to like actually buy, he just gets tacos. I guess to feed his family tacos for a while. Oh, why?

Larry, what's the most amount of tacos you've ever eaten in one sitting? Why Larry? Why not me? Yeah, well, because he's a spanish. Okay. And his mom always would cook. That's not even, that's real. It would be more, um, oh wait, no, dude, my mom, when she makes those little tiny ones. Oh, right?

That's what I'm trying to say. Is that count? Yeah, those tiny ones. I've had I remember one time I remember one time I was supposed to I was supposed to be at my house

with my cousin right so she made like a batch like a big batch of them okay he couldn't come over because he got sick so then I put on YouTube and I sat there

and I just went through them bitches I was how many how many I just remembered I just remembered it was just like a little like a little pyramid of it. Like a little pyramid.

Like a little pyramid. I just kept having them. Yeah. Probably like over 25. Dude, there was so good. They were so good. And then some of them had cheese and other ones had like some lettuce.

I was like, oh my God. Dude, yeah, the greatest thing about Larry's mom is that she like customizes them too. So it's like every, every time you eat one, it's like different.

It's like a variety pack. Some of them grab like beans. Other kids have the rice. The rice sauce. She knows how to make that rice good. Right. All right. Isaac,

I have an idea. Instead of, Instead of doing 99 tacos, you have to take a shot of vodka. I already put shot of vodka in there. Oh, my gosh. Dude, I'm not even 21. Well, let's just hope you don't get a shot of vodka. Yeah, I don't even care if you drink underage, dude.

I don't think a single person does. Not a single person does, no. But unless someone wants to, for some odd reason. Larry, if I see you drinking underage, I'm going to tackle you. I'm being honest. I'm going to attack me. I'm going to call the cops. I just saw somebody make a candy cane from scratch.

Oh. That was like, and it was Christmas music, I just felt like a kid again. I was like, that was good. All right, we got a weird episode.

I like watching the candy cane videos. No, no, wait, hold on, hold on. What do you want to talk about? There's a YouTube channel.

There's a YouTube channel. The Tanner, Tanner mentioned candy, and I want to bring it up because I've ordered from them before They're really good. The YouTube channel is called Hercules Candy. So if you go to like Hercules Candy's website,

it's like those channels where they make the candy by hand. And then they sell the order. Are some of the ones that they cut it? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. That's exactly it. I've ordered from them.

I've ordered their ribbon candy that they've had. It's like hard candy. It's, dude, they've done so much good stuff. So if you're like, if you're into like just candy for fun, I don't know. Candid for fun. Candy for fun.

Candy for fun. Yeah. Candy for fun. Hercules candy's pretty solid, dude. I like their stuff. They have good chocolate, too. And shout out, Game with Subs for, again, allowing us,

allowing us to do all the things that we do. Of course, use code group at checkout, ladies and gentlemen, when you buy that caffeine free, baby, come on now. Come on, man. Hey, look, come on, come on, son.

Look, even, even this, you're obsessed at this point, bro. We already being copied. We already got copycats. Copy, bro. Bro, that one's chocolate favorite, bro. No, I don't even trust that, right. We'll see y'all next week.

I think. Yeah, we will. Hopefully. Hopefully we're not going to be too tired. Well, yeah, no, I'm thinking we're not going to be last night, 48 hours, right? Podcast during last to leave VC when we're sleep. We should do. We should do that.

We should do that. We should do that. We could do that in. That would be so funny. Just add that in. Come on. A lot of playing, though. All right, we'll see all.

That's perfect. That's perfect. Farewell, goodbye. We'll see you next week. Maybe.