The Group Chat - #84 - How To Lose $50,000 Sleeping...

Episode Date: December 15, 2023

After a cruel 40 hours, we managed to survive through the Last To Leave VC challenge again... | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Welcome back to the group chat podcast, episode something, I don't care. Episode 84. I'm here with Grunk, Larry, and Isaac Y. We are missing two individuals because they both got in horrible accidents. Soft Willie left the country yet again for some reason. So that's fun. And he also broke his leg. And then Big T got out of bed and broke his back because he's old.

He's old. He's old. He's actually. It's pretty close. Don't deadlift anymore, guys. Don't do that anymore. Nothing is not even worth it. You're just picking up a big heavy thing.

He's gotten injured from deadlifting more than anybody I know and keeps doing it. Dude, how much weight is he pulling? You know how many times? You know how many times? He's been like, yeah, I hurt my back. I just can't lay down on my back or my side. I'm like, dude, that's a problem.

I know what kind of old man he's going to be. He's going to be the very pain and pain. Stubber. Oh. And they're going to be like, And they're going to be like, Grandpa, go to the dog. He's like, no, I'm fine.

Oh, I'm fine. No, no, no. I don't eat that. I don't need that. I need your breast. Oh. But yeah, seriously, this morning, I came outside, and I looked at him.

He was laying down on his stomach on the beanbag, and he's like, dude, I can't move. I can't walk. And I was like, do you need to go to the hospital? And he was like, no, I think it'll be okay, but I just can't walk. Okay. Oh.

You know what to help him? I know what'll help him. Co-group? Lean. 10%? No. You know what? You know what's crazy?

It's not even lying. He actually got out of the bean bag this morning and was like, dude, I'm craving like lean right now or something. So I think it did help him. It's like a magnet to like here. I was going to say a. I do. I do have little cravings for it. The little flavor profile.

I'm not going to lie. Yeah, no, it's great. It's kind of sour. Sometimes I crave. a little sour. It's yummy. I believe that we are still out of stock for the caffeinated versions, but the CAFRI is still in stock and is going fast. So if you want something to cheer up your awesome, I don't know, friend or mom, get him Joe Biden on a tub with GamerSuffs. I'm sure. Byron.

Byron. You know what I'm actually thinking of? I'm thinking of like parents seeing their kids buy like Joe Biden drinks and they're going to sit there and be like, propaganda at its finest. I can't believe this. Did I tell you what our R.A. said during our room checks and Lean was out? Your RA? What? What did they say? They were so suspicious because it was called Lean. And it was in like the container and everything.

And like they're like, what is this? It's like, oh, oh, it's lean. It's lean. Like, come on. Come on. Come on. I thought it was funny. Like, it's funny because this Drake will actually get you into some trouble sometimes. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Dude, the airport, bro. The airport. I mean, normally, GamerSups, like, will get you kind of stop for some people. But I heard that it's kind of funny trying to explain to, like, the cops or security what this is and how this is legal and how this is not drugs.

It's pretty funny. It is pretty funny. I do want to say something real quick. For any future things that, like, let's say we say, send us a video or send us a picture and we're like, obviously, obviously, are really bad. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on. Use the hashtag, the group chat podcast, under any posts.

That makes it way easier for me to just go through all those. Because we'll never see in our videos. Stop. Stop. It doesn't happen. It doesn't happen. Let this be a thing. Just anything, okay?

And if you guys, if you guys don't trust us, let's do a test trial. Let's do a test trial for this one. It's like our eighth week in a row. Yeah, like genuinely. Listen. This is embarrassing. Listen, there are new laws. All right.

There's a new deputy in town, okay? And I'm going to ensure this town's going to be okay and safe. So let's do a test run. Just send me, what do you guys think? Just anything. Okay, let's do, let's do. Send. Shee.

Send your latest win, whatever it may be. Your latest win. Your latest up. Send your latest done. Send your latest win. Whatever it is. You got a grade. You won Fortnite.

I don't know. It could be anything. Cancer. That'd be crazy. Send like pictures. And I'll just do like a like a fade slide show right now. Like right? Right now.

That's so cool. How are you going to do that? How are you going to do that if the podcast isn't even now? Yeah, I thought about it. Okay. It's not going to happen right now. Next podcast. Next podcast.

Next podcast. I'll have something in replacement for that instead. Repeat the sequence. Next podcast. It'll be there. Yeah. Well, that'll show.

Just use the hashtag, group chat podcast. That's it. That's all I ask. Make a PSA? Huh? Yes? I need everyone

to go on your computer and go leave a five-star review on Lean on GamerSubs.g. And that. I actually do want the reviews boosted. They don't even boost it. They tell, like, everyone at GamerSubs that they need more.

Like, they need to make more now. So if we're out of stock and we get like a million five-star reviews, like we're in. No review it and leave five stars and say, this drink is so good. He makes them change my life. Who the stuff was that?

Also, tying back to what Larry just said about the send me group chat, fail, dub, wins. Someone sent me a video of them getting in a tragic car accident. Again? Who did? Yeah. Who got a car accident? They stopped at an intersection. I'm not even kidding you.

And then they put the green screen of the cop hitting the truck and they're doing a flip. So thank you for that. You wasted my time. and I don't know who I can trust anymore. Yeah, you just wasted our time too. Yeah, I know. Thanks for passing on that wasted time. Because my time was wasted.

I looked at it. I was like, oh my God, no way. Like it was, okay. You can see that comedian. You're going to make a comedian. You're going to make it this cool, cruel world. Do that to your teachers and send, like, make anything. Make the whole world.

Yeah, I'll say something about a comedian. I saw something that was recent that involves a comedian. Here's my contribution. into the podcast. Oh boy. Will Ferrell went on a complex and with sneaker shopping and he's just a,

nowadays he's just a little wholesome old man who just enjoys life. He's kind of like, like his humor's now like evolved into like this, what are you mumbling about, dude? Keep talking, man. What is your,

what are you eating dino nuggets? Yeah, I finish it now. I mean snickers. I was going to say Will Ferrell is just the goat. Like, Oh. You could have said that.

Well, yeah. It came out like where I went where because I like, you're all right, dude. But listen. Yeah, he's just like a wholesome little little like little old man. He looks really old, which makes me kind of sad because I always think back to like stepbrothers. He looks so young. Mm-hmm. He is old.

He's got like he's got gray. He's got gray beard, gray hair, gray. You see Harrison Ford. Oh. No, I have not. Harrison Ford. He's rotting. He's got to get CGI.

because you look too old for the movie. CGI? Yes. That's like way more common as than you think. Trying. Dude, it's really common to get CGI'd to look younger now.

Like, you know what they do it at? They do it in shows, TV shows, because like it's long running and you know, like actors and all that, they all get older,

they look different. You have to see GGI the shit out of like every episode. I can't. Can't name any examples, though. But I've seen it happen. I believe you. Yeah.

All right. Well, I have a list of... What? No, go ahead, man. I was going to refer that also to voice acting. Usually when they try to voice act kids, they usually try to not have a kid voice act.

Oh, yeah, they have like a lady. That's how Naruto has been Naruto forever, and same with Luffy. And Timmy Turner and stuff like that. Yeah. Because their voices won't change, like how kids will. Right. Yeah, except for Gumball. Dude, I didn't realize this to them now.

Like, Gumball had that one. episode where, like, they've changed voice actors and he's like, why is my voice high again? It was so funny. Like, I didn't even notice. They went right over my head, yeah. I've heard of all. That one day, I hope one day we can like never talk about Gunball again. It'll have.

Let's talk about regular show instead. Those guys are just, those guys are. Yeah, just any, any, literally anyone besides Gumball. Yeah. Would be cool. We're sick of it. We're fucking sick of your. Gumball, yeah.

It's a classic child. I do have a topic. I have eight of them I'm looking at. Can you get to the first one? The highest new topic of recent. Listen. Listen, ladies and gentlemen, go to your Twitch right now.

If it's still up, maybe it's gone by now. Who knows? Unless you're in the living room. Make sure you're in the living room. Make sure your whole family is around. Make sure the whole, the dog,

gather mom. Everybody, your little cousins, everybody. And they're all watching. You're like, all right, guys, the group chat podcast, someone to do this. And then search up.

You don't have to look up anything. You don't have to look up anything. You just go to the art category. And then just scroll through. And just look through all of those streams, those awesome, awesome, beautiful streams. Click one, click one. And just click on one and just see what's going on. Click on which everyone piques your interest.

There's a new rule change in the TOS of Twitch. AT plus twerk off. Hey, dude. You blew the whole obligation. Obligation. Obligation. Why'd you do? We blew it up.

You blew the whole obligation. I will say, I made a tweet today saying the new art change to Twitch is not a good one. and it was a little bit concerning with how many people were trying to defend that it was like a good idea. It's crazy. It's like grow. It's a 12 plus platform and I don't want to see like I don't even want to think about that being available with 12 year olds in a chat room as well. To be fair, to be fair. I don't know if there's any restrictions besides putting it in your title about it being 18 plus.

But there have to put in your title, I don't think. Huh? I don't think you have to put it in your title. But it does pop up. It's from a true audience. I think the accounts made if they are not registered as 18-year-olds, which you really can't control because I lied about it too. Yeah, I was going to say, what kid?

But like, think about age-restricted videos. Age-restricted videos, you know, you have to have a YouTube account that says you're 18 years old. You know, kids can't just go on it and look at big, big, yummy boobs or something. Only, dude, you know who can access? Only dumb kids can access it. The smart kids, they know how to get around that shit, man. Smart kids. Young kids are like,

age restricted. I gotta wait four years off. Dude, the difference is that when your video gets age restricted on YouTube, it's no longer available to be seen through their algorithm. You basically have to search for it by name. And even then sometimes it's hard to find, depending on how restricted the content is.

Yeah, but YouTube has a whole funnel to it. With Twitch, it's just right there. Yeah, there's no age restricted categories to go look at on YouTube. I just clicked on a stream. They're doing bikini twisters in a hot tub.

Can we do that? There's like eight girls. There's so many. This is insane. Yes. Fuck, Link. I think, what is happening? I think this is just like what happens when you, when you just keep telling people yes

and like keep validating people to the extreme. I think that no matter what platform you look at, like think about like, think about like YouTube. There are things classified as like tutorials. Yeah. I don't know when to tutorial wins like I've seen a furry just like a drawing of a furry spread eagle their. Wow.

And yeah, that needs to go. I mean, that's like that was like what I saw at least. I was like, oh my God. Hey guys. Here's my tutorial,

by the way. How to draw a 90 inch furry penis doing crazy stuff. How to draw. I draw a draw. draw a guy naked, naked furry dog getting

getting blown up to shreds with I'll draw hyacynical being bloated and then pops yeah bloated

I just think it's such like a stupid it's like a not thought out dumb like I don't know how dumb you can be which is really

really good at just not pleasing their audience because they don't care they have so much money like they only do what they want to do for their own platform

you know what I It feels like one of those things where it's like, did you know that I work for Twitch and I can do anything I want? Oh yeah, do this. Okay. And then it's like the next day. That's the rule. That's what it feels like.

That's what it happened. I think one time. Really? I think that has happened. It's like one of those like only fans girls is in contact with the Twitch CEO guy. Oh yeah. That was on. Which one was it?

I don't know. But they did something to change the rules in their favor is crazy. Yeah. So weird, dude. It's awesome. That's why we're opening up on a platform. I feel like it, I feel like it shouldn't even be.

The group chat network. It's called it punt. Like, punt instead of kick. Yeah. Punch TV. Punch TV. Pun is only like the rules are,

your stream only has to be about fighting and you have to win every fight or else you get in. Yeah, yeah. Every IRL stream on punt is bar fights and hookers. That's it. And truckers. It's just like eight hour long, like streams of truckers like...

Truckers... They'd be so... They're shirtless. Truckers with lot lizards. Truckers with lot lizards. It's just crazy stuff, dude. Pun is like, dude, pun's going to be the vision. Punt's going to be dirty.

Pun's going to be dirty for the dirtiest. It's always going to be like porn. That's what's going to be. The whole platform, you have to show ID verification. Like you have to show a picture of your ID and then face. Like you're signing up for a crypto account. Exactly. We're just going to have the most disgusting worst.

Like home screen live league. type stuff, but it's all just like live, like the streaming and then we're gonna watermark every video on our site and it's gonna have a voice day, it's gonna be get punted. And it's like a guy getting his head shot off. And then it's gonna be like at the very top of the home screen, it's like

weekly punts and it's like all the worst of the worst of that fucking week. It's like... Top ten punts. Top ten punts this week. Number one, trucker gets teabode by hooker. Number two, bar fight knife. Number three.

Poops. What? Poobs. Who no? Impossible. This headless girl did a nip slip on accident. Check it out. Oh.

Thanks for coming to punt. It's raunchy. Dude, every single, like, ID verification that you do just gets put into a paper shredder. Like, we don't give a shit, no. Every time you want to type of message, you have to do that puzzle verification to see if you're, like, a bar or not. Every time you go to start. and the other one, it doubles in like how many you have to do. First one's one and two, then four, eight, sixty.

We're going to do the ones where it's like, uh, select all the following and it's going to be a light pole with like two pixels in one of the boxes. So you don't know if you're supposed to click it or not. We're going to get it wrong every time. It's like the motorcycle and it's like all the squares are motorcycle except for one like little baby pixel on the top right. Yeah. One's like the handle. You don't know if you're supposed to click it or not.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll suck, man. The verification system, by the way, If you guys haven't like had faced it recently, it's pretty, it's pretty ugly now. It's like it is like a puzzle piece. It's like it's just so much worse. It's like rotate the floating dog. No, it's fun.

It's like a little mini game. The way of the finger. And I'm like, what, what am I doing? No, the rotating dog is probably the worst one. They've dropped. I'm not you can you. Hmm? I said we need to do a tier list of, of captures.

Oh, I got to worst one. You ready for this? I had to do 10 of these to pull. play Overwatch with Larry. I had to log in. I had to do 10. Okay, so what I had to do is I had to answer this math question. And it's like, nine plus four minus eight divided by two.

What's the answer? I'm like, okay. Does it make any sense because a robot would be better at that? Well, but it was drawing numbers. So it was like handwritten and like whatever. And I had to do that. We're like poorly drawn to. Yeah.

I had to do that 10 times. off like six white cloth surges. And if I got one wrong, I didn't know. It would just restart me. Oh my gosh. I can just imagine like being done with one and being like finally and then it opens another one. Yeah.

No, I'm like, dude, I did 10 of them. And then apparently I got one wrong and I did do it. 10 more. Dude, I remember so like I think I remember that because I was trying to make an alt account. I was like, dude, I don't play on my main anymore. So I'm like, I'm over here sitting making them new blizzard account. And it's like, it's like zero out of four verification. I'm like, all right, cool.

And I got done with it. It's like, oh, you messed up one. I'm like, oh, fuck, I do it all over again. Now it's zero out of five. I'm like, what the fuck? So I'm like, okay. And I mess up again somehow. I don't know which one it is.

And it's like, it just continues to stack. And I don't know what the limit is because I stopped at eight. So I had to do zero out of eight. And then by the end of it, I was like, dude, I don't even want to play anymore. I already played a game. Like, I was terrible. Dude, it was horrible. I can tell you guys something insane that happened to me today

that I completely forgot about them I'm so mad What happened? So I have these 7-11 purified water bottles What? And they're fucking so cheaply made, dude They're garbage I'm never gonna buy them ever again

I'm so pissed It's water So yeah, well This is garbage Okay, my love So they have the really, really short Like the really skinny lids on the top And they have that problem

Where they infinitely spin Do you know what I'm talking about Or sometimes you'll have water bottles caps like infinite spin. Yeah, you have to like use your teeth. Yeah, so it's infinitely spinning when I'm trying to tighten it. Like I'm doing it right now. It's the same model I had earlier.

But the only way it locks is that it'll like lock 90% of the way like halfway through the turn. If you know what I mean? Like you can't, if you just keep spinning it, it'll just spin. Right. And so I was like testing it and I was like, okay, it feels like it's secure. But I'm too scared to shake it. So I'm going to like squeeze it to see if the cap's really on there. And I squeezed it pretty hard.

Nothing happened. And I was like, okay, I'm just going to squeeze it even harder to make sure that I could shake this because I had gamer subs inside of it. Bro, I squeezed this shit. I'm not even kidding you. It power washed. All the powder was sitting on top of the water because it hadn't been shaken up yet. It power washed gamersubs powder and water like into my eyeball, bounced off of my face, went on my keyboard, went on my speaker, when on my GoXLR and went on my PC, went on my monitor. I got a picture of it actually.

I got a picture of it I pictured that like a Disney animation You know what's crazy Is that it wasn't even like this picture doesn't do it justice bro Everything was soaked I was sticking Oh My whole setup was sticking

It was so It's all in my keyboard still It's all in my keyboard That's terrible That sounds like bad actually What does the bottle of guilty It looks like you caught it You see how the cap is like off a little bit?

Dude, that shit went everywhere. I think everything is sticky. I'm really upset. I'm not happy at all, dude. My keyboard's probably ruined. You should get, uh, well, the good thing about gamer subs. This is like no, no promo. I'm not trying to like, like force you to buy this drink, even though it is good.

But it's not sticky. Like, it's not, I think it's sugar-free. It's sugar-free. It's sugar-free. Okay, maybe it's not sticky. I don't know yet. I don't know. I don't really upset.

And that shit was like, it literally, it was so much pressure into my eyeball. It like separated my lower eyelid from my eyeball. Oh. Oh, what the, it's awful. Dude,

I'm serious. It's like the luck of it squeezing straight out of the lid into my eye. It was crazy. Did you scream? Yes. Did you the yummy thing? It's all on recording. Oh.

It's all on recordings. I don't know. reaction was, but I was so mad. I was like, what the fuck? Classic. Oh my God, dude. Jesus, dude. Yeah, absolutely like shredded by these little like,

yeah, that's like, that's like go buy a shaker cup is basically pretty much. This is what, listen, I've been using the method of it's like the hour long ad. I know, right? I'll just let up. We just live.

We just live it. Water bottles to put it into my shaker cup, because it's, I think it takes around like a bottle and a half of, uh, I don't even know. I know is I can't. I'm not doing this. I'm not doing this again 7-Eleven. Your water bottles are trashed. 7-Eleven. I fell off bottles. Zark on top, baby. Ozark on. They're not, okay. I got the end from the local gas stations, brother. They're going to stop selling Ozarka because they're not even making profit on the bottles. Oh. Oh, girl. They would have to mark them up too much. If they did, they wouldn't sell them. So they're not even buying them. They're, I think Circle K told me that and 7-11.

Wow. Yeah, he's on the insider. They're not buying it, Ozarka. Why? They were just, because I kept getting the cases of Ozarka. That was the only water I was buying.

And they're like, both times they're like, we got any back there? And I was like, yeah? He's like, yeah, we're going to stop buying. I was like, damn, what? He's like, we're not making any money. I was like, okay, shit.

You know what? Fuck that, because I'm going to buy them off of Amazon then. I don't care. If it's not gas station at that point? I might do that. I might do that. Might I might do that.

Why not? Sometimes I feel so like, I just don't like being a YouTuber We're just not normal dude We're like I'm gonna go I'm gonna order my water Yeah Like why can't we just go to the store like normal people

Well because they They don't have a Zarca there At least You're not gonna have it There's other stores Well then I'll go to the other stores Dude we're lazy and stupid Oh

We are actually done here No No Y'all's lifestyle's crazy I tell you what Looking at it for an outsider We're not real people Dude when my dad was my age

I'm pretty sure he was getting shot at like in war. Okay. Is that true? Yeah, I feel kind of bad sometimes. He was in the desert, what was it, Desert Storm? Oh.

Oh, you wouldn't. There was good shots in that. Like, my cousin was like, dude, the streets back here, like, nuts, man. And he sent me a video of, like, his security camera. And there was a drive-by that happened from my house. And the really sad part was, like,

he has a dog in the backyard. And the dog was, like, he, like, woke up. He was like, he was like trying to like dug and freak out. He was like freaking the fuck out. But there was like, I mean, I could just play the audio and you'd be like, well, Jesus Christ. But it was, it was quite, quite common because I remember during streams, I would, I'd be like, oh, y'all heard that, yeah, heard that.

Don't, I didn't get shot. Don't exactly. Y'all heard that, y'all heard that? Drop a show, drop us up. Okay, here, I'm see if you can hear it. Just play through the mic. That's what I'm doing. Oh my God, yo.

Eek. And the dog was like freaking the fuck out, dude. I was like, Jesus, dude. I miss home. That was. He missed that. Chop a single lullaby. That was my lullaby.

My, but it's kind of like, it is wild, though. You're right, you know me. Ordering all this shit and like not going out to go to the store. You know what I really thought about that? I was like, oh, I need to get all these like decorations and shit. And I was like, looking through Amazon. I was like, dude, I could just go to the store. There's like, like Walmart has

everything there and it's like right. You know, like, you could just go drive to stores and they have them there. You don't have to like. You know, it's crazy. It's like, oh, Amazon was a habit, so I can't even get it. Oh, whatever. Before I left, I went to the mall with Nick before I left town like a week or two ago. But it was like

a day or two before I had to leave town. And I was like, I was going somewhere cold and I was like, oh shit, I need sweatpants, but they're not going to get here in time. Like, damn,

what am I going to do? I was like, oh, wait, they're at the store. Dude. Dude, oh, man,

we need to change our lifestyles. I think we're just, we need to do something. Just rocks. Just rocks. I wouldn't even know how to do anything. I wouldn't even bother, like changing because I know it sounds like,

what's going to happen. Like, what's going to happen? No, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no. All, y'all, five years to make these things so much more like convenient for you. You know, we live here.

I could, dude, I could literally buy groceries or whatever and they'd be here by like four and that's so like inhuman. That's like, I know, but they've done it. You know what scary? On purpose. They get money. I want to tell you something scary. What?

It's going to freak you out, dude. No way. No, it's not. I'm joking. But I know for a fact. I know for an absolute fact in the last six months of my life. life in a six-month period, it is the least amount I've gone outside ever.

Isn't that insane? I know that for a fat. I don't know why I've been inside so much, but like, probably I'm not even been out. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. I'm just like,

you're busy. In the house. The only time that would go, actually, I've been forcing myself to be like, oh, I need to get something. I'm just going to go to the store instead of like order it or whatever the fuck

because the only times I order stuff now is like, like tech-wise. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I need something. Yeah, yeah. I'll just get, but anything that's like, normal, dude, like, fucking grabbing, like, food and shit?

I might as well just go out and get it myself, because it's not that bad of a, like, you know. Oh, dude, I thought that was somebody like, oh my God, that dog screwed this shit out of me. I'm so sorry. Dude, the dog, there was a dog that came into a grunks camera, and I thought it was somebody on like knees and legs or like knees and arms. Oh, that's crazy shit.

It reminded me of the game from Mr. Pickles. But, um, it's such a niche joke. I don't know what that is. Mr. Pickles a dog? No. Oh, wow. It's like the worst cartoon in the world.

Maybe I have. All I know is we're talking about ordering shit. I literally, I ordered food. I'm eating it. Wow. It's okay. It's okay. You know what?

No, it's okay. We can change, Jemmy. But sometimes I think about the cost of time versus the cost of extra for food. Yeah. And I swear to God I'm saving money by saving time. Because I work from home. Right.

Right. So let's say instead of the extra thing, 30 minutes. I spend doing food. I spend reviewing a video. But isn't that

social interaction important? What do I do? Flirt with the fucking drive-thru worker? No, I don't say you have to just seeing other people.

There's people that we meet every night. There's a lady out of circle K that we go to. Thanks for the baconator bitch. Oh my god. Bless your heart. She's the sweet.

She's like my confession booth, dude. I can go to her with anything. Social interaction is good. But like sometimes. I just, I don't even know it's, I realize, like, sometimes when I go outside, I just get so mad, like, I don't know what's wrong with me.

Like, I'll be driving in the most, like, inconvenient, like the smallest inconvenience ever. Okay, yeah, no, yeah. I don't want you to like. No, I'm with Yomi. I'm standing my ground with Yomi on this one. A car, a car just driving, like, five miles under the speed. I'm like, what the fuck is your deal, dude?

Like, what is your fault? I knew it. Okay, well, I think a lot of people think like that, to be fair. I don't really, ah. I do so bad. I'll be like. Good when I'm out, man. I don't think they have like a real problem in their head.

Like, oh, God. Why are they driving so slow? I get pissed off, dude. I'm like, why are you going like 45 and a 60? Okay,

well, that's reasonable for sure. Even just the speed limit. Like, grow some nuts and speed, bro. Like, you're not going to pull over.

If you're not going 10 over whenever you can, you a bitch, man, that's, sorry, bro. I got pulled over a few times. By a few, I mean one.

And I was going to like 15 over. Wait, have you talked about it before? I might have. I feel like, I have. But I, I saw a certain song was on and it was just too good not to speed to. Okay, true. No, it's that what you told the cop. No, I did it. I just, I think I was a super slut song. I think it was a, uh, super slut will get you speed and it was that damn, uh,

the popular one. Oh, um, oh, um, oh, it's a pretty, can't lie. That's what it is. Can you say that. Oh, you can't stay on YouTube. Okay. I got it. I got it. Don't worry. I'm censoring right now. Thank you, dude. I got to say I'm getting real sick of my hair. I'm getting real sick of it.

Really? Oh yeah, that's why during the video that Isaac was recording, I got a haircut. I probably should have gone on too, but... Sorry, I'm faceless today. Dude, Tanna was like, Larry, I'll be honest with you. If you cut your hair short, I don't think I'll be able to look at you at all, like ever again. Wow. Really?

What the heck? I told them, I was like, dude, I really... I really am thinking about cutting my hair just short. Because, like, how short? Can you buzz it, please? You said what? No, that's too short. Buzz it.

Oh, no, I don't think I can buzz it. No, I'm thinking something that is like a little bit over the ears, you know, not as long as this is like, this is long. This is like, this is like, I took, like, LSD, like hair and, and, uh, okay. Like, hip, what does that even mean? Like, you know, you, you know, you take LSD, you see the life and you're like, all hippie is and you're fucking grown up in the hippies from the 50s and 60s

they looked so crazy they did it looked gross they looked insane though like the way that they would just look oh oh no they had a crazy look in their eyes got a bug eye bug eye yeah no I think the best feeling ever

is like because I hadn't had a haircut since well I got messed up and you guys tried to fix it and it looked I mean it grew out what was that June or July Yeah, that was like, in July. Yeah, it was before we moved out. Like half a year ago.

Yeah. And it was getting pretty long. And I cannot explain the feeling. Only short hair people will understand this feeling. When you get your haircut and then you have a shower and you can feel how short you on the back of your head. That's true. Bro.

That is probably the best feeling of all time. I haven't had that feeling in a very, very long time. You just get to feel how short your hair is on the back of your head. Yeah. It feels all crazy. I would not lie. I used to get the sides of my head shaved like a taper fade.

And I would all, this guy was so good. It was like, it was like a increase of how much hair. Like I had more hair on the top of the back of my head versus like my neck. And just going up and down. I literally sit there and like massage it.

Oh my God, dude. For like 20 minutes, dude. It was like bad. Yeah. I used to have my hair. I used also have like, it would be short on the sides. And then like,

long as in like just above my. my eyebrows on top and that feeling when you're like feeling the back and feeling the size and you're like oh it's so short dude and you nearly have to use any shampoo like how quick you can shower because my process of showering dude it's so long it's so long Larry only you will get it dude oh my god oh it is the long like your showers turn from like a quick in and out to like this is a process it'll take like longer than half an hour like oh I'm not I had to change my whole thing of it. I will get in the shower and I'm like wetting my hair. I'm shedding all

over the fucking place of this. Yeah, I shed it. My hands are like, I can't touch my face. The hair will get on it. Dude, girls are laughing at you right now. How often? How often do you guys wash your hair? What's your routine? Every single time I shower. It'll be like, uh, you know, once a month

kind of thing, you know? Let it let it, uh, let it, uh, let the dream sitting and nasty. Dude, my hair, so like, I know girls, um, don't wash their hair every single time that they shower because they want to keep like their own oils or like the healthy oils or whatever the fuck you know how they do that thing yeah i dude my hair is so oily i try to i literally try to use shitty shampoo to dry my hair out because it's too it's too fucking healthy it's so annoying

it's too much it's actually so much that like i think 50 if i'm awake for 15 hours by the end of the day it looks like i haven't showered in two days even though i shower it right it's like a lot why don't you get um yeah why don't you get um the powder There's like styling powder I don't even know It's like almost like a matte look Like maybe some clay or something like that To get it really

Yeah you gotta put some product in it Some product Yeah It's like I put shit in it Like I've done dry shampoo And I've done I don't think dry shampoo is like good at all You gotta do post

I like dry shampoo actually I like dry shampoo is like the You fell off Of calling axe body spray cologne No no because dry shampoo Is like spray and then you just do it and it's kind of goaded. Does it give your hair texture?

No, I'm not using dry shampoo instead of a shower. No, does it give your hair texture? That's the main question. It does. Okay, that's good. Yeah. Dude. I got my haircut, this haircut from people at my school,

and I'll be honest, they kind of fudge me up for the long run. I miss my old hair. Oh. I was trusting, yeah, I'm sorry, guys, but I don't know. The sides are so chunky. I don't know. You guys just suck it. But I just want to show you guys this picture of before I got my hair cut.

And this was crazy. Yeah, that's what my hair will look like. That's what line looks like. That's a lot of hair. Why is... There you go. You have like the same kind of like texture I do for my hair, which means that you have to put a butt ton of product in it for it to look at least normal.

You said no? I put here. I'll show you the picture of the healthiest my hair is like ever. My brother said I look like a... our ancestors. What is that mean? Like, like Mexicans,

when they had like long hair, we'd be like this. You just got curly hair, man. Like, it'll be super straight. Oh. And it'll be like,

like, very traditional. And then he was like, dude, you're like our ancestors. Like, it's just, it's like,

it's really funny. Because if you've seen Mexican hair, everyone has straight long, or like, not long, it doesn't always have to be long, but it's usually straight black hair. And,

and it's always like parted in the middle. And then usually they'll, have like a mustache or something. Yep. That's like a little bit shave, but not your mustache, dude. It's like a light mustache. Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah.

And he was like, you just look like, you look ancient, like your hair looks like it'll be ancient. Ancient. Ancient. Like you've been long lies. Like, you know everything. Like it's like long. You're wise or whatever the fuck. And as soon as you cut it off, you're going to look

dumb as shit. Oh, fuck. I'm not ready, man. It's going to happen eventually, but I'm not, I'm not ready. I really am not. What if you went for the wolf cut era?

Oh, well, the thing about it was it lasted so, it felt like it lasted like, not even like three months. You know, I always wonder, yeah,

that's what I was gonna say is I've thought about getting very specific haircuts to like really certain hair styles. Then I've thought about it like, if manage. Yeah, you have to manage an upkeep

and I'm not, I don't even, that's not even worth it to me. Like, why would I pay 80 bucks for a really, nice fucking haircut just for to last how I like it for three weeks.

Not even, not even. I'm saying like five days tops. And another thing. The fade isn't fading enough. Oh, that's true. There's one guy watch.

He always has a buzzer on him. He was like lining himself up. He's like, I feel something on fallout goal 5C. And he's like, oh yeah, he's like,

yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're talking about. He's always like, it's the loudest shit every two. He's like, it's like, it's not like a quick thing.

He does it for like 45. seconds. Yeah. And it was like, he's like, I think I got it. Yeah, all right. There you go. Okay, cool. But yeah, like my, for example, wolf,

wolf haircuts, they are, they're cool, they're great. They last probably, maybe like a month. And then after that, it would kind of be like a little, you know. Yeah. It's not bad after that because then it's still a look and like, you know, a rough wolf cut. It's still not bad.

But one thing I do need again, again, and I was going to get it and I stopped it was a perm. because the perm You're gonna do a perm again? Probably, unless I cut it, dude I mean, there's so many ways can go about this shit and I haven't been really thinking about it too much

Cut it and then get a perm. Hmm? Cut it and then get a perm. Why? Because then you'd have an afro and you'd be sweet. Not that kind of perm, buddy. Get a full perm afro

and then walk around and look like a gangster. Like a fucking geek. Oh, and they grow up my fucking beard and be like Bob Ross. Yeah, and really long jorts. and start rob to pee. What the fuck. I'll be your bed.

That would be sick. My thought process was just get a perm and then get a haircut and then call the day, baby. Because this? This right here? This is ass. This shit is ass. Having this? So bad.

Also having the transition from like straight to curly or wavy is so fucking bad, dude. Yeah. It's at a point where it definitely needs to change soon enough. But that'll come around, you know. It'll do it staying around. And I don't give a, I don't give a, Eagles ass about what people think online games. I don't give a fucking squirrels fucking dick.

On G. About that shit. It's gotta be. So it'll come around, man. It'll happen. And Buzz cut is not in the question because I, yeah. And no go.

Would you buzz cut, yummy? I would, but my, I mean, I would do it. But what's really funny is that if I did do it, I have a really, really, really, really strong cowlick on my right side, on the front right side of my head. And there's pictures of me when I'm a kid. And I used to do like a one on all sides, like military style when I was growing up until I was like, I think, I think like seven or eight. Because my dad was in the military. So I just got his haircut.

Bro, my hair on the front of my head just like, it's like a tsunami wave. It's insane. Like a crash. hands up, it literally stands like an inch straight up. Like, wow. A whole, it's like, it's maybe like two inches wide and an inch tall and it just goes straight up. Wow. When the hair is short enough.

That's insane. So it's like, it's like the ones where it's like a little arch over. If it gets long enough. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a 2001 movie. They always had that haircut where it's like short.

I don't know why. And they had like that little frosty tips. I don't know why it's. so prominent, but that's always why my hair looks weird unless it's a, like, a certain length where it can be kind of messy. Right. What about you, grunk?

For, uh, buzz. Oh. Come on. Not anytime soon. I, you know, I had an inkling of that thought for a little bit, but just because, like, I like how hair looks whenever it's, like, literally like an inch of growth, because I like that

kind of just fresh buzz look. But, like, other than that, it's not, I don't think it's worth it. Like, I want to get my hair long. Like, I want the back to be to my shoulder blades. That's the length I'm trying to get towards. That's a lot. With your hair texture, that's going to be a lot. No, but I want to see it through.

I want to see it through before I cut it again. Yeah, that's what I'm doing right now, and it's not fun. All right, my hair is. It's not that bad. Like, I don't know. I get out of the shower. I do the scrunch dry, and I put in the product, and I scrunch it again, and then I just let it air dry, and then shake it.

it like an hour later. Yeah. I mean, yeah. There's gonna come to a point where you're like going to bed. You're like, God damn. Neck sensory. Hell, dude.

Oh. Oh my God. I think if I grew my hair out really long, it'd be really similar to Larry's. I'm not gonna lie. Your hair's also super fine. I think you'd look like Jimmy here. Jimmy here is beautiful hair.

You know what Jimmy here? You know what? Jimmy reminds me of like when Finn takes out his hat, it's like lushes. like beautiful, perfect hair. Yeah, his hair is so nice. So well kept.

Big props. Honestly, big props. What I was going to say was when I got my wolf cut or when I got my hair cut in Japan, same thing. I did not get a perm beforehand. And if I were to get a cut again, like that, it would be perm first

and then that haircut just to see what it would look like. It'll be a little bit. Because before, when I had bangs, it was like straight bangs. It wasn't like anything crazy. It was just straight straight bags, which kind of like, no, you know. Well, alright. So that would probably be the other difference

from that. Oh show. Oh show. Oh, show. Like, yeah, I fuck with the wallpaper, by the way. Nice. It's a blunt. Is that a joint? It's a joint. It's a joint. Yes, sir. Nice. Yes, sir. Always on the grind.

You want to tell the story behind that? Why you have blunts and joints on your mind all the time. Yeah, please. Okay, well, it started now when we started playing lethal company. And there's a little jingle

that plays when you buy something and like the little shit comes in. It's like, so you know me, man. When I hear a little song like that, you know, I'm like, and then Tanner started like, I think Tanner started.

I think Tanner started. I think Tanner started rapping to it. Um, you can probably hear it. Does he do it in your video, Yummy? Yeah. Okay. Then you can hear the start of it in Yummy's video. Go watch Jimmy's video.

And, uh, you'll hear when tennis starts wrapping it. And then I think I started doing it when I started playing with like the second session I've ever had on that game. And, uh, I really don't know what started. I'll be so honest with you. There's nobody that was doing it. I just, it just started happening. But when it started happening, I got really addicted to it. Like, it was.

It was every time I heard it. Do it. Do it. What are you doing? I just rolled up a blunt. No, wait. Yeah, I'm already fucking enough, bro. I just smoked two blonde and I smoke a couple of months.

I know. I just smoked a blonde and I rolled another. And then after that, it's just freestyling. Yeah, but it's like, that sounds like lame as hell when you say it like that, but the way that he was doing it and the times that he would do it, it's like you forgot about it. He's got to watch. He's like, thank God. There's, there's up doing it. He wouldn't stop.

Huh? It was like, he would never stop. He's like, I just smote two blunts And I wrote another one I got another one I got another one We are all dead We are all dead

We are all dead He's watching us on the Lethal Company Put yourself in this position You're all of your friends are dead One guy's left Looking at the miners Going through it

He's like Everyone no one's moving And he just like walks He runs outside I just smoke two I'm here Another blunt And I smoke that one or that

And then I row another blunt And like over and over again And like I chiefted another one We were scour screaming. But that session, it was like everything was happening. So it was like, I'm like, all right, I'm going to walk out the ship.

And I'm going to jump over with this. There's a monster right there. And I'm going to go dodge then. I'm going to climb up this letter. I'm going to go see my friends. All the way there are there. I'm going to go back to the ship. I'm going to go launch it.

Wait, are they really dead? Let me take the care. Like, it was like that the whole time. The whole time. And I'm so sad that foot at. Well, it's going to come out probably soon. I hope. I think the video, I think one of the videos is coming out to

Oh, fuck, yes. Okay, that's, because that's, that was when, uh, I think that was a, again, second session we're recording with Isaac was in that one. Because I know you guys were all dead watching me. And then after you guys came back, you were like, shut the fuck up, dude. Yeah. I was like, yeah. It was bad.

It was bad. And then, um, and then it started like, I paused for a while. I wasn't doing it. And then when last leave you see started. And Isaac, Isaac knows. Isaac knows. how much I've been doing it. I'm going to stop it myself.

I'm going to rehab. I'm going to read it. It's just like random spitball out of nowhere. Lastly, VC actually was a blur. It went by so fast. Dude,

grunk. I could sit here and I could take up the rest of time we have together just talking about other stuff, but this video... I want to talk about it. All right. All right, all right.

Can we pause for a second? Huh? Can we pause for a second? Because I want to give perspective. because you don't even have it anymore because you've been watching the footage. I still think the video is not funny. The footage is funny

and have no idea what happened. I feel like we did nothing and I have no idea. If you asked me how long we were in there and I didn't know how long we were in there, I would say 10 hours, but apparently it was 30 something. Yeah, I was awake for 40 hours, I think,

compared to everyone else. It's so confusing. Like I literally have no, I don't have any memory of anything we did. Literally. And I don't know why because of the previous years it wasn't like that at all.

Oh, no, that's been like that for the previous years. I was really depressed after recording last years because I was like, that was dog shit. I remember that. That was so bad. I'm so upset. I don't know. And we were telling you like, no, it was good. Like, trust us.

And I went through it and I was like, holy shit. And it's the same this year. I'm not kidding. You I had tears in my eyes going through this footage, especially at the time. And you guys probably don't remember. I know you remember like it happening, but you don't. don't remember how hard you two. You two cameras.

You guys laughed so hard. I don't remember laughing that hard. No, no, no. You were, you guys were squealing. I remember laughing. I remember I was like, dude, I've never laughed this hard. And I actually, I even tweeted about it. I remember I tweeted.

I was like delusional at that point. Because we were at that point where we were like entering our first dip and we were kind of entering that like delusional state. And I remember I tweeted about it. And I was like, I don't want to spoil it. So I deleted it. And then. somebody was like, Larry Twitter this, by the way.

And it got like no interactions at all. Zero. The guy, like, posted about it, it got zero. I'm like, oh, thank God. No one saw it. But, well, I guess we're talking about it now. But, yeah, that was really funny. That was really funny.

Yomi, Yomi was laughing. Nick hated his life. So, but he started to, like, giggle a little bit. I was laughing at you two laughing at Tanner and 12 t-shirts in pitch, pitch black. You guys, I'm not even grunk. You sounded like you were eight years old. No way. I need to see this.

And like Larry was pleading for his life saying that if he laughed anymore, he was gonna pass away. Like it was, it was the hardest I've ever heard you two laugh ever. It reminded me of that one, like you guys ever seen that character from Sesame Street that's like made out of like sticks.

It has like a mouth and eyes. It's like really weird. No. I think it was that it was like, it was either that reminded me of or it was that one, um, it was that one, mouth thing that did

it would eat a lot of food and it was this guy who would put lipstick on his like mouth or like on his like why did that remind it was a t-shirt in the dark because it was because both of those things were in the dark and they were floating it was like a character floating this is going to blow your mind so America's got

talent there was a specific act where these guys had like glow sticks on them and they would move around and they turned off all the lights for him oh yeah I remember it went like insane dumby viral. That was a hit for Halloween costumes. Yeah, like 17, 18, whatever.

It was incredibly popular, and it reminded me of that. Do you ever wonder? Huh? Do you ever wonder, like, how they get all that shit for one act? Like, how do they tap into the production team? The answer is, the answer is, the answer has to be, like, here's what we want to do.

It's fake. It's fake. Dude, it's like, it's so many, it's just, there's so many more hands. It's all thick and rigged. I'm pretty sure they already know every single act that's going to go. I mean, they do. They have to because you can't just give like a rent. They have live shows once they go to Hollywood.

They're just going to give some random guy microphone and be like, all right, say whatever you want in front of millions of people. Here you go. Here's a mic. Oh yeah. No, there's like prelims. They submit like, yeah. It's like they actually have to like show them their act in person.

No. What? No. Actors. Because they only have actors. I remember, I remember, see, wait, what? They're all. everyone that is on American Idol is an actor.

Do you remember, you guys probably don't remember. I'm going to make a recall. I'm going to make a clapback to when we had. I'm trying not to spoil this. We watched a video with someone about a kid on American Idol. And you see, that's nuts to me. None of you guys remember. I don't know what you're talking about.

You guys, okay, I mean, yummy those, but these two don't. Facts. Facts. True. Oh, that. Yeah. It was the kid. Yep.

Exactly. That reaction right there is what happened to me yesterday 18 times in a row. That right there. Like, oh my God, that did happen. Okay, when you answered this to me, did I do anything funny? Yes. There was so many. I mean, people know that.

People know that you were dressed up as Santa. I posted on Twitter. That was funny. And they also knew that to like Santa and Mrs. Claus. joined. They, for real, thought that was like Photoshop. That's real. They joined the discord. I had like these little characters show up. It's heartwarming. And Santa came and yeah, like you, you dressed as Santa, sounding like Captain Barbosa from Pirates of the Caribbean. We're like, Larry, here's a gift.

I was like, what kind of Santa's this guy going for? I don't even know what's happening. But yeah, there was a lot. I was drunk of egg nug. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was, uh, there was like, Like there was stuff with you. There was stuff with Larry. I just, just cut. Like I kept it in. I cut it up.

Made sure it was like all good. But Grunk had a moment where we were doing, guess the song. It was one lyric only. It was one word. And like, I was like, Cucci. And then Yuma was like, sexy red. And then grunk, grunk was going to do, he was going for ice. Spice by his word that he chose was the ad lit

Yes he did. Oh my God, I remember that I can believe for God. That was really bad. You told so red, you went under your desk. That was evil and delirious. That's bottom of the, that's tank. That's tank era. Can you please do it?

Can you please do it? Can you please do it? No, don't make it do it. I'm not. I can't. Oh my. Didn't you stutter two? Like he started twice.

Yeah, I did it twice. He did it twice and giggled and did it again. Why did I do, I don't know why I giggled and didn't again like it was going to change. He went, you went, gras, oh,

no, I didn't do that one. I did the da-da. Yeah, he did that exactly that. And then went, and then did it again. Yeah.

I can't roll my arms. I'm tongue-tied, but it was, oh my God. Wait, you got that snipped. Yeah, but I haven't learned how to do it.

It's like a, it's like a baby, you know, four-year-old's on how to do that. Fair enough, right now. Dude, that,

that was definitely one of my moments. Why do, why, I don't understand why that's like, that's like my thing like to just like flop so unbelievably hard. I mean yeah I just got to it. I'm sure I'm sure there are other moments of like amongst. Oh no I just mean like like I have so many moments like that where it just

like a flop so hard. Yeah like the Big Mac prank call. The Big Mac prank call. There's another one for sure. Socky, Socky bro. That was flop. You did.

Oh my God. Oh my God. See that just happened to me. What? So remember we didn't go on Omigo, it got shut down. Oh yeah. We want another app.

Do you remember what happened when someone started smoking? I do. He don't, do you? I do, I do. Of course he does.

I'm pretty sure I'm the one who made fun of him for that immediately. Because that was the most outrageous shit I've ever heard any grown man say to another girl man. Oh, man. I'm doing that. Oh, can you see.

I'll keep it a secret. No more, no more Easter egg surprise candy eggs. I don't even know what I did though. I want you to send me one clip of something I did that was funny in that video at some point. I'll find one. I'll find one when I go back to editing. Like one that really gets me good. You've had like little but you've never had like the belly laugh

yet. Because you're like, you were still you're a little geeked up off of the robotus. You know what? I woke up feeling really sick that morning. Later in the night you get real silly. Real wild. I guess I started. You know how the longer you're awake the less sick you feel.

Which is weird as F, you know. But that's what? You're like, you're like. But that's what happened. I started feeling better and better. I know the first few hours, I don't think I said like much of anything at all because I was so,

I was so, I was so, I actually like, I feel like we sat idle for so long in that. No, no. There is not a moment where we did that. Dude, it felt like we were there for like hours just sitting there.

It felt like, it felt like the first, the first five hours were like, And then like the remaining like 30 was just like nothing. I'll give you the whole, I would give you the timeline. It would spoil it. But there we never sat still except for lights out. That was the only time we weren't doing anything.

After the video is done and then we have that podcast, you know, once it's out, we have to talk about just the differences of like what it was actually like versus how we felt like. Because then people will have an example of like, oh, okay. Yeah, this video is not going to be 34 hours long. Okay. It's not going to be that long. It's going to be the highlights. Oh my.

my gosh, I just remembered so much. See? I actually just remembered it. It just like came out here. But here's the crazy thing. I don't remember anything. And I'm sitting here right now. Like, I'm basically a fucking viewer at this point.

I do not know anything, bro. The only thing I know is who won and that's it. Well, dude, like, well, hold on. Like, what? You don't remember, like, from what point in time? Is there any point? Or you're like, what happened? Like, I could remember something if you asked me.

if I remember it, but if I had to pinpoint just a random moment, I don't even think I can. Exactly, yeah. The only thing I can remember is just seeing Nick sit there so miserably after like so much noise. He's like, can we please be quiet? He just like dissociates. Okay, you know what I do?

I do remember what happened last year, but thank God it didn't happen this year was after I stayed up so long last year because I'm pretty sure I stayed up longer last year than I did this year. Not even like challenge sake, but like I was up way earlier before it started last year.

I can tell you why. And I was up, I think, for like a little bit over 40 hours last year, maybe something like that. I don't know. But I went to bed and I like woke up with like the worst nightmares like ever of all the time. Like brutal gruesome graphic. Yeah, dude,

people dying. Last year was horrible because lights out was just like demonic. Oh my God. Yeah, we were scaring each other. Yeah. That was funny. That was fun. I enjoyed it.

I can tell you why, though. I mean, it felt harder this year is because we started. No, it's because we started so late. We started really late to the point where the sun had gone down. I was up for like literally eight hours before the challenge had started. Mm-hmm. Yeah, what happened was last year we started at 2 p.m. And we, yeah, yeah, there was a lot.

There was like four extra hours before we started recording. Wow. We did it last year. So, yeah, I was, why did we start so late this? I think I'd let myself like wake up. Yeah. It's because of you. But by the end of the challenge, I wasn't even like feeling tired anymore.

Like I was past the point. I was literally the only thing I felt was awake. Like I was just awake. I was not tired. I was not active. I was just present in the moment. Yeah. I think your body,

your body, like, likes you tap into energy once it realizes that a hardship is over. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like what was happening was, I was just in control

on my brain. I was like, all right, body, we're staying up. And he was trying to go. He was like, no,

please let me go to sleep. And then he tried for like a couple hours and he's like, okay, I'll give up. And then he's like, I'm just going to work

with you. You're not budging, dude. And then it just, it literally all left. Literally the whole challenge was just very, very, very, very, very, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was kind of messed up.

And it happened the same thing last year where last year was just where like, it got done, it was finished. We were like all up. I remember we were all up in the living room and then like 20 minutes after that, everybody was like out. Like we made a pizza

and I fell asleep for an hour and a half with the pizza just on my lap, ready to be in. Dude, yeah, I was on the beam bag in that and literally my sickness just overcame me and I woke up the next day and was like coughing on everything and oh my god when I woke up the next morning you remember my voice I was so sick it was so bad remember you're like you got me sick yeah oh you were not happy you were like the arrow of us all getting sick we're all just getting sick every like I think it's sick surprisingly no remember

what I said hold on what you know are you talking about this year oh uh no last year I can only play this one. Oh my god. Listen, listen to his voice. Listen to his voice. This is what I woke up if it sounded like the next morning. This year. This year.

This year. This year. It's unbelievable. The ability to breathe is dwindling. Dysiqui. Fuck your video. You're a piece of shit. I hate.

He's sound like a movie. Movie guy. That sounds like a voice like. Like my, my pants are soaked right now. What? Your voice is so perfect. hot and I have a big wet

place in between my legs. Hey! What? Why did you get so upset? Hey! My name's Gordon Ramsey. Did I have to cook a fucking burger? I'm going to fucking ask you. Whatever just happened there was, you know, multiply that 200 times.

That's going to be the new video. We jumped topics a lot. I don't know what. Yeah. I remember. I remember I was trying to do was come up with hypotheticals to like pastime and they were just sucked, dude. No, that's not what you did. Oh, you're talking about the last thing.

What do you mean? No, you, do you remember what someone said about you? What? Someone said something about you and you did not like it and you kept bringing it up every hour on the hour. Oh, you're talking about Tanner's bitch ass when he said that thing to me? That was so funny. You were so excited. Are you going to keep it in every time I brought it back up?

I'm going to try my average. absolute best, but just to put this in, we had a parlay. And if you don't know what a parlay is, it means, uh, if you take five names and put them in a list from winner to loser, put all of that together. Tanner made his parlay. We were doing something that required like a race. And Tanner had made it. And Nick for some reason was just like, man, you just made the list of people you talk to most. And Tanner got like offended for some reason. He was like, dude, I don't even talk to Yummy that much. And Yuma was like, what? Dude, you're an asshole.

Dude, you're an asshole. Oh, yeah. Who says that about someone they live with, dude? And then it went from there. And every few hours, Yomi was just randomly like, let you guys hear something? I don't know, I really talk to that much. I don't talk to that guy a lot.

Yeah, no, I don't want to talk to him, though. I would know, but I don't really talk to him. I feel like almost everything like that happens is like Nick instigating a problem for some reason. Dude, it was just like, it was like a something he said, but Tanner like said that for some reason. God. I don't even talk to you. But he was like, I'm just going to say it's yummy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's the game. Yeah, I can't, again, I want to spoil anything. We played a lot of games, I think. We did. One of the ones we did play was party animals. Oh, that game was so funny. That was such a funny. Oh, yeah, that bit was funny.

Oh, my gosh. I remember I did. I had such a big fucking headache after that because I was laughing and I was yelling so much. Dude, Larry, we were like cleaning low-key. Dude, Larry was... No, Larry was just Larry.

Yeah, Larry did everything. Nope, you don't remember the one time when we were on the bridge. It was the bridge one time. The bridge was leaning. I had nunchucks. I killed every single person. I like, I literally within 30 seconds.

Dude, you and I were like... Bonnie and Clyde. We were really just... No, I don't understand how Larry's so... It's actually crazy. I don't know, dude. I wish I was playing on controller because I was playing on keyboard which were you do you like time your punches when you're

trying to hit someone or do you just spam it I spam it I spam it I spam the shit I'm not gonna lie's the luckiest guy ever I was like dude I could get my ass kicked every time around started I was next to somebody it was it was in that map where like it was like the alligator mouth and it was like that you know the yeah you know that and uh it was like some mouth we were inside a mouth and it was like a waterfall thing and it was like move every now and then but every time that started I would get my ass kicked like I would just get punched immediately and then I'll be out and I'm like yeah that map sucks but it was so funny throwing bombs

oh my god I wish I wish I recorded my fish everything was so lit because I tied it so good every time I did so well throwing shit I did so well I was timing it perfectly like the only one that pissed me off was the black hole one where I'd throw my fish and it gets sucked into the black hole stupid game listen hopefully people listen

everybody listening. Hopefully all of this you'll be able to see. Well, I mean, I'm not going to, but it'll make sense. And then you guys would be like, that was you guys right or whatever. Oh, I see what you mean. This is hopefully to get you excited because you'll see all of that. I'm excited to show you guys the final product when it is done. I'm very excited.

Heaven forbid it takes me long. But yeah, you guys are just viewers at this point. Yeah. Because you don't even recall. But, yeah, we could switch topics real quick. I want to talk about Koon Christmas. Also, grunk. I'm sorry

pushing Christmas aside how did you do on your exam oh yeah I think I snapped I don't know yet but I think I did pretty good I'm hoping I was reading through all my answers I was like

there's if he Marks he's wrong he just really doesn't like me because like these are just right answers but there's definitely two questions on there at least that I might have flopped on but it's true

would it have like change anything if we did that thing did that thing work with me work with me like did you show up fully prepared for this exam. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Like, if I... Okay, that's good. That's good.

No, yeah. I'm glad. Like, what happened? Paid off. It paid off. Okay, that is, that is good. That was a good thing to do. I'm glad we did that. Yeah. Again, can't spoil about you guys, you know, but... Ooh, so mysterious. Ooh. Anyways, yeah, dude. Christmas. Christmas, Christmas.

I got to save real quick, man. And I know we've mentioned there so many times. And I know it's like an old thing, but God, damn, it's time moving. So fucking fast, dude. Holy shit. Oh my god. Like weeks are just turning into like, yeah, that's a week. But that's like so many hours and that's all a lot of days. Weeks turn into months.

We recorded last week ago. No, he didn't. I know. 2017 is freaking 10 years ago now. Hmm? 2017 is eight years ago. Believe it or not. Seven, seven, buddy.

Kids born in 2013 or 48 years old? No. Only 2010 kids remember this. away you're right oh dude do you have any any fun like holiday holiday fun facts things you guys are going to do anything i know what i'm doing smoke weed and eat santa claus his ass home what took a bottle of vodka and rota reindeer probably i'm glad play fortnight play fortnight play fortnight play four night why i'm glad you got a candle work because i got to catch up on a lot of work so i'm probably going to do a lot of work me me literally

Really me, me. Me. So I'm going to hear me. Because I got to make sure I take advantage of this December and it doesn't feel like I am and that makes me upset. Mm-hmm. That's how it is every year. Hit that work? I post in the last three days of December. Like, it's so dumb.

You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You got it. I need to do it. I need to post. Dude, Isaac. I think I'm going to record and post this earlier next year.

So I have to tell you about something insane. Is it podcast worthy? Yeah, I think it's podcast worthy because it's kind of hilarious. Okay. Hilarie? People need to hear it, hear it because I never have experienced it. Hey. Okay.

All right, I'm ready. And it goes for, I guess, like, if you're, I don't know, maybe there is someone who's a concert creator who's listening to this. I could, like, maybe they haven't really taken many brand deals to understand that this is so beyond abnormal and the audacity of this agency to even ask this of me is fucking absurd. So, what? I was talking to this agency about a potential brand deal.

Mm-hmm. and we were just looking at slots towards the end of December to see if there was any availability and I told them I was going to check my schedule but in the meantime to send me like brief in assets or whatever so like no contracts have been sent, nothing had been signed there was nothing even remotely locked in whatsoever and I got back to them a few days after I got the brief

and I was like hey, sorry by the way this is a huge huge mobile game that doesn't even need any fucking advertising don't say what it is but they are so. big that it's so laughable that they don't even need me to do a brand deal like that the agency gets back to me after i requested to see like hey like end of december won't work like maybe january will work better for me blah blah blah let me know if it's possible they're like no it

won't since you aren't able to do this ad at the end of end of December can we get a complimentary community post oh on the on the phone game and i was like what are you fucking stupid like that is the dumbest thing, I think anyone has ever email me in my entire life. Oh. You know, you know, you know, insane. That is insane to ask somebody. Like, I was talking to the guy who like helps me do the brand stuff.

Are you sure he didn't put that together? Because a lot of the times he could. Dude, it was a cold email and I read the entire thread. It was from the people? Yes. Oh my God. And I know the agent. I've worked with this agency, not this person specifically, but I've worked with

this agency for, I probably since 2019 on and off and they've brought me deals. And that message blew my mind so badly that I don't even think I want to work with them ever again or at least not that person. Dude, that seems like, this is how I explained it. This is exactly how I explained it because I actually, my jaw did drop. That's like you as a homeowner calling a painting company to get like a quote or like an inquiry about the entire like interior of your house being painted. The painter's like, yeah, okay, I'll see what I can do.

He checks the schedule and he's like, oh, sorry, yeah, I'm booked up. I can't make it? And you're like, okay, well, can you come paint my living room for free since you can't come do my whole house? That's exactly what that's equivalent to. Like, it's so absurd. That is, I have never heard that. I know.

I would have done it. Ever. That is absurd, dude. A complimentary ad, like, fuck off. complimentary. I mean, might as well. It's the right thing to do.

All right. Why not? I can't believe they do. That's so obscure. I would have done it, but like in a really bad way, like embarrassingly like...

There's no contract. I could see whatever I fucking want about it. I'd be like, shout out to the worst game of all time. Yeah, no, exactly. I would have been so petty about it. I would have, dude, I love being petty about like,

like just brandish or something you think because when I'm thinking of like, like, like streams, stream deals, for example, right? I've never taken a single stream deal, but every time. I'm like considering one I always think about like really fucking it up bad just for like the fun of it just like to be funny.

That's not fun. Like I thought about it with Hello Fresh and I thought about it with like a lot of other ones. Dude, Hello Fresh is a great brandy. I know. I know, I know. I know. But what I'm saying is the initial thoughts are just to like see how like I can just like how how bad can I really.

Why would you want to do that? Huh? Cause it's funny. Funny. Oh dude. Just do it for the humor. But um, obviously like dude I've not done it. So obviously.

Come on, bro. Like, I've come to my sense. Yeah, bro. Come on. Tell us to the worst meal prep service. It wouldn't even be like that. It would be like something like, um, I don't even want to spoil it because it's too good. It's really funny.

It's really funny. You're not going to do it. Don't do it. Obviously, I'm not. Don't do it. I see what you would do. Okay. Well, basically, you'd be like taking their food.

Taking their food. Okay. Obviously, they give you like a full course. Like, they tell you how to do it. You've thought about this? Huh? You've thought about this? Yeah.

So this is like, this is pure, this is like pure, just like, it's never going to happen. It would be funny. So take up on a Hello Fresh sponsor.

Like, all right, I'm doing my first sponsor ever. It's gonna be Hello Fresh. Blah, blah, right, set it all up. Make it look really nice. All right.

And I'll grab the food and I'll grab the ingredients and everything I need to do right in the instructions. And then completely throw away the instructions, start cooking everything. however I think it's supposed to be cooked

and prepare the absolute worst meal ever with like their logo overlaid over me and like really like the burntest pizza in the world and I make like these like fake instructions of how they like they supposedly tell me how to do it and it's like really bad instructions like it's made to look like it's legit but it's just like the instructions in the food is like really bad like it's just really shit and I'm just like what the

What the fuck did they send me? Like, what am I doing? And just like make the worst meal ever. The production is like all really nice. Like they ever seen those like really like, um, Grunk, what was that? What do you do?

I made a really scary face. Dude, he literally put his tongue in his bottom left and opened his mouth. That sounds like something. The inspiration was going to be like, the inspiration was going to come from the, uh, those shows. I was like at my parents' house and their TV, like, they were watching this, like,

it's almost like those, like, jewelry shows, like those, um, where, you know, they have, like the rotating. It's like, all right, guys, we have a million dollar ring here. I'm going to sell it for like, uh, I don't know. 10 bucks. 10 bucks. 10 bucks. It's like those shows.

78 bucks. Yeah, exactly. But, like, for food. And then I was going to do like that style of like super like smooth cameras moving around. Really shit, you know, really shit. All that stuff. Obviously, I wasn't going to do that because Hella Frisch is like,

not a company to, you know, do that. Maybe if it was like a shittier company, like that was going to... You should like work with them on it, be like, hey, is this cool? And then they're going to be... Oh, yeah, that'd be funny. And then... Well, I mean, they usually don't like you, like, fucking with it. Yeah, they probably wouldn't...

You have, like, really straight guidelines. By God's good grace, I got that Dragon City ad approved. I have no idea what was going through their heads. But, dude... What Dragon City ad? They reached out to me, and it was like... They were like, can you just talk about, like, the dragons fighting? And this is like an insider on like what a YouTuber has to deal with.

But I was like sitting there and I was like, I was like, Oh my God. The mom dragon, the mom dragon, ladies and jade. The mom dragon. Like literally just like that voice. The mom. And I said it out.

I was like, I was like I recorded gameplay. Huh? You sent that to them. That's bold. No, no. No. It was dude.

You should have. It was like, it was like he was seen there. Like he was on his phone. I was like announcing it. I was an announcer and this was real time gameplay. I was like, oh, do a spin kick again. Oh, I can't believe the mom dragon, the mom dragon. And it's like, sped up really fast. It's, there were no revisions at all.

Oh my God. There was none. I remember when Isaac told me he was like, dude, there's no way he just got approved. I'm like, let me look at it. He was, you could just tell you he was. He was sitting back. He was relaxed. He probably just came back from the bathroom.

He took a big fucking two ton shit and was like, all right. Oh, the mom dragon. Oh, look at that. And it reminds me of like, like, like, war of tanks. It was like, oh, what do we? Oh, a bigger tank. Look at that. Wow.

The tiger to the German. Oh, blown up to Smith the ring. It just sounded like when South Park does those like really funny parody of commercials and they're just absolutely like remember the the Soto Sopark um no no it wasn't it was like their their news network where it was like oh my CNN or maybe this or I don't know who cares fuck you yeah that's what it was like you are now listening to MSNBC or Fox News or CNN and I don't know fuck you it's like hi Tom I'm sitting here They kept on getting, like, warned about it.

Exactly. They were like, oh, we got to change it up. So funny, man. CNN. CNN or NBC or, or Matt, whatever. Fuck you. Yeah, those guys were so good. Man, I love that.

I love that period. I'd love to sit down and just, like, talk to them. I wonder what goes through their heads. They probably wouldn't want to talk to us. They probably think we're lame as fuck. We're probably, no, they just chumps. We're probably just chumps, man. Dude, we're funny AF, too.

Choms to them. I'll just tell them. every video I post is like I always sit down and think that this is it. This is the last one. And they're going to be like, dude, you're not going to believe this shit. I fucking love it. We got awards. We do that.

You said you were inspired recently by them, or at least in some bits. I know your last video. Yeah, yeah. The intro where I was like asking for people to leave a like, I just put a sad. The Sarah McLaughlin said, dog song episode of like dogs being sad and little baby puppies and in crates love it that's so evil why would they do that yeah whatever i don't know dude uh we leave a like watch our podcast please please watch our podcast watch our podcast watch our podcast please watch our

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