The Group Chat - #85 - 这是由美

Episode Date: December 22, 2023

After recording a full episode this week, we felt it was too abnormally chaotic to even consume. So we decided to record another one the day after.. but toned it just a bit more down. Happy Holidays Folks :) | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Welcome back. Ladies, welcome back to episode 85, the Group chat podcast. Group chat podcast. I am joined today by my precious friends. We have Grunk Larry, Nick, and yummy. We're missing Tanner. He got into a lumberjack accident. If you're new here, let me show you around.

Grunk, yeah, he's the chill one. He's been growing up. I don't even want to finish that one. Grunk, he's the chill one. We have Larry. Spastic? Never see him coming. there's Nick

always in the gym all that muscle head him he's the analytic cyst and a hood hood or what hood it's a hood cyst

man I don't want to be that term then there's Isaac he's mysterious we don't know really much about him and he's been locked up in his room editing for the past week mysterious bro dude he's mysterious but has a charm to him who knows Merry Christmas happy holidays ladies and gentlemen

and welcome back Oh, like a bag of you doing. Huge. Huge code Christmas shout out. What aura does Isaac give off? Oh, great. Like dark red,

demonic. No jumper. Did you see that clip where he was like, do you think yeat could go or for aura with Playboy Cardi? In an age of this guy, I was like, uh, I think you could go with or for aura.

That's ridiculous. I have a question. All right. Let's playboy. How do you have that? Do you think Lean could go aura for aura with? Do you think Lean? Lean could go aura for with caffeine-free, lean.

With caffeine? Lean versus Bean. Make sure he's co-group for 10% off. Now here's the problem. Caffeine-free is the only one that has an aura right now because you guys killed the non-caffein free version. Yeah. You guys just got to get caffeinated beverage.

The energy is completely out, man. It's only caffeine. You guys have a problem. That was his canon death. But here's my problem. I know how many units we sold and I'm comparing the units sold to the reviews on the website dude the reviews are so down if those don't go up I'm gonna have a freak out

I'm telling you yeah can you guys can you guys review and just please go give five star even if you leave a funny review I thought we do that next podcast so we had a challenge last one that Larry's been handling because he's going to get into that in a minute yeah but for the next podcast actually and this is something that we will do because this is great we're gonna review we're gonna read out our favorite reviews our favorite five stars on Lee next to

week on the podcast. Andre. Literally, I want you guys to go and say, I love Gammis-UPS. This caffeine-free version, I give it to my pet monkey. He drink it all. Dude.

And he would never get a monkey. Any caffeine, he will rip your face off. He would actually like to scalp you. He would scalp you do with those nails? That monkey. So what happened when cocaine bear? What happened?

Cogaine bear. You ripped that lady's face off as a 911 call it. He like post the lady. No, he ripped her face off and was eating it. She was like, Please. He's eating my friend, please.

Have you heard this one monkey that got trained to be like a human? So there was like a monkey that got trained to be like a human, right? And the monkey got addicted to and then when it was detached from like the people and it got put in a zoo, it was like depressed. And then it got really happy after several years. And then when the owners, the original owners came back to like visit it again. It got pushed by all the other monkeys. And it got just ruined. Like they pulled its skin off.

They like gouged out everything. All the other monkeys. killed the porn addicted monkey? Yep. Is that a simple of what we should do to human beings in the real world? If you're addicted to porn, we're going to tear you apart. If you come across someone I watch this porn and tear their face off. Just get latch on to them.

All right. Like a headcraft. Straight up, tear it off. No hesitation. Rip their whole entire face off. So ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and everybody, we did a hashtag thing last episode. We did it. And we actually kept our word.

We actually looked at them. I promise. Yes. Wait, yeah, we did look at it. So we got a few goats. We got a few goats lined up, man. All right. Now, I want to say one real quick, because this is late, honestly, crazy huge, like life.

Why did you just stumble like that? That was crazy. Did you walk away? Oh, my God. They just, like, stumbled away. Let's hear these wins. This one is dope. This one is, like, insane, okay?

So this is from Frotchland, and they said, recently beat breast cancer, had surgery in the hospital, and it was pretty awesome. I watched the podcast as I was in recovery. Come on, son! Come on, son! I don't want to be a non-audio-friendly guy right now, but I just want to scream for you. Well, I just screamed for you.

That is when, I don't think a single one of you guys, I saw one other person that you might have competition for, win of the week. Someone made lobster pasta. Wow. So, competitions up. Dude, I got one to compete that. Someone got a victory in the moon man.

on a balloon tower defense on the hardest difficulty these wins are neck and neck you guys you guys are a roll run today oh it's seriously seriously like no no joke

congratulations that is huge breast cancer is like wins your life of the year you get the title yeah job you absolutely get the title you low second is balloons tower defense

mood base congratulations to you third place lobster come on baby fourth place lions win and yeah the other person with their favorite team winning. What if next week someone comes back in

they beat breast cancer while making lobster pasta while beating the moon map on Blue Starved While their favorite team beats the other rival team. I don't even know it would have to have a live debate. Yeah, what were you guys talking about? The Broncos beat the lions? Like what are you even talking about football? Yeah, somebody

said, here's a win and it's the Broncos. Keep losing to the lions. Wait, have you seen There's like this really weird niche little TikTok thing that's going on where Like people are like they're arguing about their teams being better than the other ones and they're like screenshoting Like their past wins where they beat the hell out of the other team And dude I saw like eagles it was like eagles versus jets And the eagles had like 10,000 points

And like like 48,000 rushing yards and whatever And everyone was like oh man the jets suck this year huh? I can't believe this. Eagle's really on top, man. That's crazy. 10,000, how you lose his bed? Did the Jets even have any real fans? Like, let's be honest.

No. No, I think I've ever seen a Jets fan. When you're something crazy? Pat God. That God is a D1 Jets fan. Dude. Bad, too. Everyone's either a Patriots fan or like the entire New England is ran by it.

Or Giants. Or Giants. Not even Giants. I think Patriots is just like. It's kind of both. But like the Jets are so far behind, bro. Like, what a sad franchise to be a fan of. Oh, man.

All the Jets. All the Jets are a big fan of you. I mean, they watch your videos before. I hope the Jets coach like breaks like head tomorrow. Excuse me. Excuse me. And then like they're like star quarterback like his fingers fall off. Like one by one in the middle of the game.

Was Aaron Rogers ever playing for the Jets? I think he played one game in Taurus Achilles. Noob. Nib. A idiot. Noob. I was going to say recently, Eagles had a massive L. they were doing really well

they were like 10 and 1 all right so these guys were on top they lost to the Seahawks at 7-7 oh the Battle of the Birds dude yeah the Seahawks beat us like to death and I think we're out playoffs now you guys like actually rep

or like are you actual fans of any sports teams yeah dude eagles yeah my mom is big time Steelers fan so I'm on that why why why actually why why why why why I feel

she likes him because they're popular. We're from Ohio. We're from Ohio. They were popular. The Steelers were huge and I was going on. Pennsylvania. I know, but that's our close.

That's our closest. And that's probably what my mom's mom's like. So she's not a bandwagon. She ain't a bandwagon. Let me tell you that. It's not like they're even a god to your team. I mean, haven't they not been good since Ben? Benny?

Yeah. Well, any bad boys? This is Ben's first year out. But. Wait, what? I thought he retired like a decade ago. That old.

No. No. He like overstated welcome. Yeah, no shit. He had a back made of metal. That guy had like 19 screws in his head. Who's a QB for the Packers? What was his name?

Oh, um. That was Aaron Rogers. I thought Aaron Rogers wasn't Spider-Man. That was Brett Farve. I mean, it was both of them. I actually have a football. It's deflated now, but it's signed by Brett Farb. Wait, really?

What? I do, actually. I'm not even... I'm not even... Defamed that, but I died about. God. It was my bad guy.

I was just going to say, I'm not that big of a football guy, but I remember when I was a kid, like during that era, like Brett Favre, like all that era of football. Bread, Fav,

what a dumb name. You had, Brett, there was, like, top five, like, best, like, people to rep ever.

It was Brett Fav. Aaron Rogers was close, but it wasn't top of five. It was Brett Fart and it was Jeff Garv. It was, it was, Drup,

Darp, oh, what's my name? Brett Fav was in the NFL. It was Tony Romo. He was like 45. The top names were Tony Romo, Michael Vic, Michael Vic,

McNabb, Randy Maugh. Yeah, Donovan McNabb was another one. Adrian Peters. Randy Marsh, Eric Cartman. Kyle Stan Marboski. Kyle

Rolowski. You can't forget, what's they got? Who is he was a Jets quarterback for a while? Jets quarterback. Judge quarterback was it. Judge Fletcher?

That's the thing though. Let me explain, dude. NFL, like, and I could just be mistaken because I don't really watch football that much anymore, like not like I used to. But it seems like the generational talent in that sport has fallen off like tremendously. Like basketball has leveled up every single decade

the players get better and better and better. Yeah, they jump higher now. They jump higher, they shoot further. They're like, they're more ad- Dude, also it's like, it's like, dude, you will see like a 15-year-old thinking it's like a fucking man. Yes, that kid will be fucking old in the-13-year-olds are like windmilling nowadays, and it's not even a joke.

Like football, it's like, quarterbacks suck nowadays, dude. I'm like, I'm looking at the best quarterbacks in the league, and they look like shit. They're like, they fell off. There are these two high schooler kids. They're brothers. They play their backyard. What? Right?

The TikTokers? Two brothers played football in their backyard. No way. No, that doesn't happen. That doesn't happen. No, there's this, how old is he? I think he's like, he's like 16. And he is absolutely massive.

This kid is like tall and huge. Oh, so perfect. Okay. Well, yeah, but he and his brother, he and his brother are both like these abnormally giant human beings. Like linebackers. Dude, them in games, it's like you have this running bag.

He just runs into a wall and falls and dies and passes away. The funeral is on the field. Like this kid stops every single sign of emotion ever. But it would be really funny. You watch them in the NFL being like eight inches taller than the average NFL player. Dude, I want to see an NFL game being like animated by the guys who made smiling friends. Like you know how they do like a really quick humor? Like really fast like split second humor.

Running. It's like just like on in like one second. the funeral happened to like a second. Everyone leaves the field in like another second. Like it's just back to back to back. By the way, real quick,

because I was just scrolling through, but I saw that someone else got into a car crash listening to the podcast. This happened like, this happened. This happened after, this happened after we puzzle the last one. Yeah,

yeah. I remember there was a guy. There's two actually. There's two that happened. Yeah. Yeah, there is one from, uh,

his name's a Roblox master. It must be. Robloxmast or accident Your name is a Robloxmaster I hope you're okay dude Hope you're okay I hope you're okay But he deserved it bro

Okay I mean he posted His bias is number one day one Yummy fan That's gone into the car crash Are like They're not at fault One of them got like

Ran off the side of the road by a semi truck Yeah Wow that's scary Watching our podcast The group chat podcast is full of good drivers Listening while listening to it Yeah none of these these drivers are watching. They're not even drivers.

They should be watching. Guys, listen, when you drive, it's okay to... Your middle of console is on the ride. You're supposed to watch fun videos on it. I've thought about that. Dude, have you seen like the devil in the shoulder? That's fine, guys. Watch TV and Netflix while you drive. It's cool.

I saw a cyber truck in real life. Oh, yeah, you did. Really? I saw one the other day. Like a few days ago, I recorded it. I'm not going to lie, they're looking at it online. It looks kind of weird and goofy and ugly and people can shit on it. Seeing, excuse me, sorry, seeing that thing in person is crazy.

Like, it's insane. It's unreal. Yeah, I actually like it. I mean, yeah, I like it. It looks fun. They just look fun. I think they're like 90,000 for like the most expensive package or something. That's not that bad, actually.

I feel like everything before taxes never, like price tax don't even mean shit anymore. I don't, like the entry number to everything seems so off the final number. But yeah, what's funny is that the, I was looking at the, or I watched the, I watched the, has Brownlee's review on the single motor dual motor and trimotor cybrotrack packages. Tri-motor? Yeah, that's the one that goes zero to 60 and what is it? 2.5 seconds or 1.9?

2.5. 1.9? I think it's 2.5. Do that piece of metal to that? Bruh. Yeah. That thing is fast. It's very fast.

It's very fast. But the top speed's only like 130. But like at 2.6. To be honest, yeah, to be honest, you don't want to be going more than 1.30 in that thing. Like, I don't know. It'd probably start wobbling. But there's like no aerodynamics for it, bro. I mean, maybe there is because it's all smooth. What's funny is the, you know how like, I mean, it's electric.

So you know how there's like mileage you can have based off like a full charge. The tri motor uses so much power that like the economy of it, the mileage economy is like worse. So like if you got the dual motor, it's cheaper, but you can go like, I think 400 miles compared to like 350 or something. Which I thought was kind of like shit because like why would I pay for a more expensive car but I can't go as far? That's the thing about buying, like, if you were to buy like an SUV or something, like gas mileage is not good on SUVs. Or like, I guess, cyber trucks too. Right. Yeah, where you want to say, where you get like the best, the best mileage is usually like a four cylinder, something like that.

Yeah. You guys see that you can buy like a quad bike or like an ATV that can sit in the back for like, I think it's $2,000. But if it fits perfectly in like the jazz. The Jack Boys. The Jack Boys stuff, remember? Travis Scott did. Early. Way early.

Way early. Like in the demo. Like alpha, dude. Yeah. The thing was like fucking huff and puff. Yeah. Yami, you're like lights off mode or no. I'm dark. I told you I'm on demon mode time.

Okay, the song they had a name was gang gang gang. Gang. Gang. Gang. Gang. Gang. Gang. Yeah.

Sorry. Sorry. Okay. Yummy. Yummy. What? I'm throwing this back to like when we were talking about footballers for a second, but the name Mark Sanchez, remember?

Didn't he kill somebody? Sanchez? He's a little brother. Oh, no, that's a, he's a brother to a dirty Sanchez. I'm a quarterback, Bickle. Wait, I'm a quarterback, morning. That's evil, Michael. Evil Rick's name from Rick and Morty.

I'm a quarterback, pickle. Morty. Morty, I'm a quarterback. Look at me. I'm playing for the Jets. Morty, they made me a three-foot-tall-tall Oh, and Tim Tebow, remember Tim Tebow? Tim Tebow, my friend.

Tim Tebow brought like the wave of religion to the Eagles. You even like show up the practice of this Bible. Listen, I don't watch football at all. rushing baseball. Yeah. How do you do that? What? I don't watch any sport.

So like these names are always so funny to me. I don't watch a single bit of sports anymore. Your dad would know. Your dad would know who Timmy. My whole family would probably know. I was like the only one who didn't watch anything because I didn't know what was going on. Well, I'm not, not even because it's football. It's because your dad fucks with baseball, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he would probably know. Tim Tebow went straight. He went straight from football to baseball. And he's played for him. And he's really good. He's really good. I thought Tim Tebow was an announcer.

No. He's not. He was the quarterback for the Eagles. Yeah. Brayshay he plays baseball. Bro. He was. quarterback for like five teams before he got dropped.

Yeah, because he was washed up or something. Yeah, he was pretty good. He was washed. He had some moments. He was good in college. And then he just didn't transfer. No, he had moments on the birds. We sound like dads.

Can we talk about like four? No, because this is so awesome. He retired from baseball after five years with the Mets in 2020, I think. Let's talk about boobs now and guns and beer. Well, the only thing I can really talk about sports to finish it off is I used to daydream about like being good at every single sport. And, uh, we said,

No, no, no, we're not, no, we're not talking about, I don't want to talk about that. What? I heard it through a hissy fit. Soft Willie, soft Willie just jumped on it. Yeah, I heard him say, you said daydream. I thought you said I used to date dream. I was like, oh. No, so segue into that human game.

That's what I heard. I'm just pointed out, man. Don't look at me. You don't have to, though. You don't have to point it out. Oh, okay. Dude, hold on. The silly, the silly gargantuan joke that just came in, he's making me laugh.

All right, so you used to date dream about wanting to be what good at sports? Every single school. I used to daydream in class. When I was in school and I was really bored. Oh my God. I just think about like entering football and then being really good at that and then leaving and then going into like another sport. And then finishing off with like boxing or something like that and just winning everything. And I was like, that's real.

I was such a dumb like fucking kid. I don't know who let me dream so much and like it was convinced that I was able to do whatever I wanted. But like, I don't know if that worked in my favor or against me, because I remember when I was 13, someone asked me what I wanted to do when I grew up. I was like five foot two. And I was like, I want to be in the NBA. And I was so confident I was going to be in the NBA for some reason.

I believe it. You're like, aw. I also, when I was five, I cried. Wait, what? Crazy transition here. When I was five years old, I cried because I thought that, like, I thought I was only going to be able to marry a supermodel. And if I didn't marry a supermodel, like, my life was going to be over.

No, not the supermodel. I wanted to... The pinnacle of beauty. Like, I thought I was... Did you have anyone in school that you considered to be like supermodel worthy? No, but when I was growing up,

whenever everybody was like, like always talking about like, um, celebrity crushes and stuff like that in high school, it was very hard for me to have one because to me, celebrities looked... You know how you look at like an AI generation of somebody

and it's not attractive because it's like too perfect or it just looks like, too symmetrical or to whatever I never was attracted to that kind of stuff I was attracted to like real people that I knew unsymmetrical um no just like when you can like

see when you're like hanging out with people in real life and you can just see their their like facial movements that are like normal I guess well every photo you see of celebrity is usually like posed and they're like that's what I'm saying yeah yeah and it was like unnatural where it looked weird to me and I don't know

yeah you don't talk to somebody the whole time the whole time you're talking to somebody they're like standing there Dude, we should. We should get a girl on the podcast. We should talk about beauty standards. Yeah. I feel like they'd be little.

They're probably rolling their eyes right now thinking about, oh my God, like this is literally what we go through every single day of our lives, dude. You say, okay. There's a chance that was the most like egotistical sentence that you've ever uttered. Huh? No, dude.

Beauty standards suck. Yeah, that's on God. I do. I do. I mean, beauty standards, I don't even know if you can call them. What's like a manly word for beauty?

Is that handsome? Brute. Beer standard for men The more you are really high for men too. Bruce standards are crazy right now. Duane Rock. Duane the Johnson Rock. He is the perfect Vanier-Dwenso.

Duane's rock. He has perfect, huge muscles and beautiful charisma. That guy's on steroids. I don't give a fuck what he says. Dude, no way. He's Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

I'm trying what he does, dude. He's not on steroids. No, listen. He's what he does. He's juice, bro. Can I tell you what he does? He eats five, plates of spaghetti a day and then he eats

46 eggs a day and then he goes and lifts the boats no dude he meals a bunch of pancakes Michael Phelps does that bro yeah we saw it on the TV show a movie so I know he's not juiced he's not juice he just drinks eggs and eats chees I'm not gonna line

I just so like I just worked out for the first time in a year 20 years and uh and I hit the bench right because I was benching since me and I and I have been watching these like super action-packed movies. The one we watched yesterday

was about this like alien coming in and there was like a giant robot as I was benching I imagined myself on the floor and the bomb was about to step on me I was pushing it back up like you PR'd like 800 pounds imagine

that's really funny I was like I'm gonna save the world and I'm like pushing all the way up dude oh my god I love what I did in cross country it was like very similar like when I was younger Didn't you say you used to like pretend you're running from like bank robbers?

No, I used to pretend that my family was like getting brutally killed at the finish line. I had to go save them. Oh yeah, dude. They were like slowly dying. I swear to God we all did that when we had to push through like a really hard labor task. We had to imagine our family. Wait, what was it? Oh, fuck.

What was it? Dude, I don't know. There's some there was some like text meme of some garbage where. Yeah, if I don't. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, it was like a girl looking over at a guy. He was like deadlifting.

And he was like struggling to deadlift it. It was just pictures. And she was like, I wonder what he's thinking about right now. And he was like, if I don't lift all this weight, my entire film is going to die and I'm gay. Yeah. It was exactly that. You ever do that when you're driving? It's like if the light turns yellow right now.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Like I literally say if this light turns red, I'm killing myself. That's my ultimate. That's every time. And it works most of the time. Like it waits.

Like it waits for me. I think I'm at the weakest. Whenever there's a yellow light, I struggle horrendously. You submit to the colors, dude. I fall under deep pressure when there's a yellow light. Dude, I blow past the yellow lights. I will speed up and that's a pretty bad. I don't care if I'm going through like three seconds after it turns red.

I'm making it. Dude. Okay. Three seconds. Nick, remember when we were going to cobobobs? This is recent. This is very recent. And this guy, this is,

guy. It's so funny. This guy goes, all right, man. So like, okay, we had to cross over to the left, right? And, um, and I, I don't know if it was legal or not. I don't think it was illegal. It didn't seem like it, but, um, there was

traffic oncoming. So Nick was like, all right, I'm going to cross. I don't give a, if there's a fucking cop around. And he crosses over. And as we go into the parking law, there's fucking four like state trooper police cars there. And then there's another one coming right behind Nick as and then he's like

oh oh shit I did an illegal turn in front of two cops that were turning into cobobobabs plus four that were already parked there at cobblabobbs oh wait wait wait wait wait wait we really scary police police moment so I'm driving I'm on my midnight drive I'm like yeah I drive what's that movie drive drive baby driving no shit okay yeah no I was I was driving I was going fast all right I was like really enjoying it I was just driving and then all of a sudden, I'm like, man, I hope there's like no cops out, man. I'm going real fast.

Now I'm like, looking in my rear view and there's this, there's this car behind me, lights turn on. I'm like, oh my God, this is it. Like, this is actually, this is it. So I'm like, instantly, I'm like stepping on my brakes and I'm slowly moving over. I'm using my turn signals following the rules. And he's like, and he just goes right past me on the left, like 120 miles per hour. And I was like, oh, okay.

But it was like really scary. Like he turned his lights on behind me. me there was no one else on this road I don't know if you got a call that a baby was being killed but it was terrifying for me that happened to me I was driving home from work like I got off at like 9 p.m.

And I'm like going 15 over and I like fly past this this what's it called the thing in the middle, the median I fly past this grass median for a second I see a reflective thing like a reflective light shine back in me and I was like and literally like

wait wait did you do like this where you like driving you saw you go yeah I was like cool yeah you're like slowly going into other lanes like coming your mouth shocked no like my jaw dropped I was like oh wow and yeah I got pulled over

I got a warning though wait how oh you did get a when this is like maybe six months ago oh okay oh how what was the speed limit again it was 40 I was going 61. Oh,

you just gave me a warning? Uh, yeah, I was surprised. Yeah, that is a very surprising. Yeah, that is a lot of pullover stories,

but one story just happened today. How did you get caught that easy? What? Wait, what? Something just happened today. I didn't get pulled over.

I didn't go old over, but I was driving 25 over the speed limit and there was a cop on a bike. What was the speed limit? 75. You're going 90 and 75? It's not that bad.

No, you're going 100 to 75 25 over Maybe I was going 20 I wasn't over 100 Okay, okay But I was in the passing lane I was in the left lane And there was a cop that was on a bike

And like as you're going over Like in Texas you know The roads are like long And like but like then there's like curves That will happen There's a little bun and then like Right over that Yeah

So there was a cop that was sitting there Right at this exit With And he was pointing His fucking He was fucking pointing it like, it was like this on his bike, on his little fucking motorcycle.

It was like waiting for people. And I, I fucking, I didn't even hit my brakes. I just drove past at like 95 an hour. And he didn't, he didn't seem to care, which is the first time because,

super speeder. Because he's on a bike. Like, he might be trying to get some crazy chase in. You're not fast. You're trying to get a pay raise. That's what he wants. Those guys,

the ones on the bikes are kind of like annoying, man. I don't know what it is with Austin. I've never. seen it in like this much? You just get pulled over my bike? My very first time and I got a ticket for going 11 over the speed limit. That is, I'm sorry, but whoever you are, dude, it was shameless.

It was almost like predatory the way to happen. Yeah. It was. For me, at least it was, because I was pulling out of a college and I was passing in the left lane going 11 over and they pulled me over and I was 17 at the time. So I had to take the two points. No, I passed another car. No, no.

Oh, I thought it was talking about when he got pulled over here. here. Yeah, I was talking about that. You were on your way home and you got pulled over. Remember the guy was hiding in the bushes? Oh, I did get pulled over by. Yeah, he was hiding. And I remember we were on a car coming back and I was like, I think Nick just got

pulled over. I was like, I was like, I was like, what that's his car? And then I called you. I'm like, Nick, did you get pulled over? You're like, yeah.

Like, what the fuck? Hey, you've been pulled over a lot. New Jersey police. I've been pulled over. Yeah, quite a lot. Suck my weiner. Ooh.

I remember this day. Isaac was, he was mad at me. What? You were mad at me that you got pulled over in my town. Oh yeah, because you're like, I imagine everyone who lives in their own town. If I go to visit Grunk and one of Grunk's like 7-Eleven employees at wherever he is, if there's one near his house and I go there and he's rude, I'm blaming Grunk.

It's Grunk's fault. Grunk lives there. He should be the mayor, you know? Fair enough. So, yeah, I got pulled over in soft willy land by the biggest dick cop verbatim of what that the judge said when I joined a Zoom call with him to get this ticket like, oh, he said, oh, he got pulled over by this.

Oh, he's the worst. I was like, yeah, yeah, he sucked. He was rude. This guy sucked eggs for a living. I'm sure he would like probably butt chug with another guy if he wanted to. I'll remember his name. Can we watch this on YouTube?

Is this up? I remember his name. Oh, yeah, it was. No, I don't remember his name. Oh, yeah, it was all for me. He'd suck. He sucked. Georgia State Patrol is really, really bad.

G.S. G. Holy God. How bad? Like, what do we talk about? GES like the... Well, like they... So, they're always in places

where it seems like they shouldn't be. Like, you'll be in the middle of absolutely nowhere and a Georgia State Patrol just, like, be there. Like, in a town that has, like, absolutely no population, a highway that's... You could go 100 on it and you will see no cars. There will be a Georgia State Patrol somewhere, at least for my own experiences. And they're the worst. They almost always give you a ticket.

Almost every single time they'll give you a ticket. Well, actually, yeah. dummy, when I got pulled over in Georgia, I was going 15 over the speed limit and it was kind of raining out. I bought GSP though, right? Yes. I was in Georgia. I was driving.

And I had someone to my passenger with me and we were driving and I, dude was going the opposite direction as me and fucking flicks on his lights and drives the most nearest spot to do a U-turn and chases me down. He had to have been going 130. He had to have gone 130. Oh, they're, dude, they are, they drive these cars that can absolutely. outrun like a lot of other cars. Do you think they're like fully soup twin turbo like Nick was he wearing a big hat?

He wasn't a trooper. I think all the I think all the Georgia State Patrol wear where where big hats. Oh the big. I don't remember it was dark outside. They wear like the big like stereotypical hats like the screen you know the scary movie hat. Yeah, they keep getting bigger. Yeah, they keep getting bigger the brim. So they always wear those and they're always like tilted forward.

That's like I'm pretty sure they wear that. They were like blue. That's what you mentioned dude. The fucking getting paid. When you got on the car and the hat was like barely

fitting in. Their cars are scary. When you see them on the road, they're scary, bro. Do you, was it like, they're called sharks. Yeah.

Yeah, there's sharks. Yeah. GSP. Don't, don't they, aren't they called like sharks or something like that?

Yeah. Have you seen, have you seen what they do to cars that won't pull over? There was a mom. When they did on them driving a minivan, they pitted her.

Was that you rolled? Yeah. Yeah. That was, that was in Georgia? Georgia State Patrol is also the one that There was a guy who didn't pull over And he had done there was like a you know like they'll do like take

Takeovers and they'll take over the street with the car meets And they'll start doing donuts and the intersections of shit There was a car who like hit a guy And kept driving like hit a human being like on the street Yeah it was a truck And GSP like pitted him Got out jumped on his hood with his gun out Jumped on the truck's hood with this gun out

On top of the car pointed at the guy. They're maniacs, dude. But the worst part about all of it. It's like the Ivy League. They're so bored. They're so bored. When they're not in Atlanta, they have nothing to do.

And, like, dude, I have gotten a ticket almost every single time I've gotten pulled over. I've gotten a ticket. Same with my parents. Same with pretty much everyone I know. And they're just, they're just, like, generally assholes. And they speed trap. There's so many speed traps in Georgia. You can't drive anywhere without seeing a speed trap every, like, few miles on the interstate.

You know, what's the, there's a, I wish there was an Autobahn. If you know, the auto, the Autobahn is in Germany. It's this long stretch of road where there is no speed limit. Okay, there is literally like, I'm talking Bugatti's and like everyone with their really nice cars. Autobahn, like 210. They're going really fast. And I wish there was something like that here, but there's not. There's no road.

Don't they have those like in Dubai as well or in Dubai? I've seen a lot of people in Dubai drive like The roads that they're like cars are tilted while they're driving. Oh my God, dude. Like on the wall basically. Hot wheels. Yeah. I've seen like a lot of it.

And they're driving. They like whip it this way and then whip it this way and then they whip it again. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. They're like on the two wheels and then you're just. Oh.

Oh, you're talking. about yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the princes and all of their, um, I don't know if they're, I don't know if they do. I don't know if they are. I don't know if the princes do that, but. Dude, I thought about it. They get a luxury car there. They just absolutely, I need to, I need to explain. They explain what they do. They have, imagine a G-wagon on two wheels. Okay, not like, literally not on the front or back. It's like tilted. The entire car is tilted. And they do that and they, they have fun. They're like, all out the wind. window, like waving shit. Dude, these guys are like insane. They're wild. I've never seen anything like it before I watched Lego video on it. And they're like, yeah, these guys be this for fun.

If I was ever Eric music and a dude's drifting, like, I trust that the video won't end in a crash. Like, they're always so talented at driving. Yeah. It's crazy, actually. Look at that one. They're doing a tire change in that picture that I sent just now. They're doing a, they're doing a tire change. Oh!

You have to look at your phone right now. Look at your phone. Go on, going. Oh, my God. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh my gosh.

Dude, that looks like a, oh, there's a, there was a garage band commercial where they do exactly that, literally exactly that. What the fuck? These guys are crazy. They're absolutely. How do you even like balance that? That's nuts. I was thinking about it, dude.

If I had, if I had as much money as like the Saudi family, like, you know what I mean? Like, imagine like you're a fucking like. trillionaire. Like, imagine you're like, you're like Elon Musk level where you're like 200 plus billion dollars. You're no longer thinking about like having hypercars, bro. Like you're just not. Like I thought about it.

I was like, if I had all that money, I'd be buying cars. I was like, no, you're thinking about buying like cities, bro. You're thinking about buying like. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, you're no longer thinking about like, okay, listen. When I play GTA and I got, I look at my bank account and I say, oh, okay, a little three true.

That's, that's, that's chill. You know what I'm not about to go by the latest and greatest and greatest car. I'm going to go buy a junk car and just rip it with mods and then use that. That's like a billionaire wouldn't do that. That's the thing. They wouldn't do that. Clearly, you've never been a trillionaire. You're talking about your trillioner, but I feel like they're way bigger than even like, I feel like they have planes, you know, they have yachts, but like they're even bigger than caring about that shit. I feel like there's like a bigger picture that they're worrying about like politics. Like I feel like they end up.

going into like persuading like I don't know if I were to have that much money. I feel like the aim is more less positive, maybe more celebrity. Like have you seen when, uh, like what like for example when, when Kanye was in Saudi Arabia and everyone was trying to get a photo of him and like was trying to talk to him and meet with him and like doing all these things.

And they were trying to give him as many gifts as possible and things like that. It's like the aim is just to get as many cool friends at that point as possible. Yeah. Through the probably persuasion of money. But like, dude there is a story of little Wayne arriving right right and you saw that right

and he was like and they asked him he's like what do you what color do you want Lamborghini or Bugatti yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's like I'm sorry he's like Lamborghini bugatti he goes Lamborghini I like Lamborghini he's like at your door in three weeks I remember it was like a watch too right

they gave him like a watch or Lamborghini or something like that watch yeah right just as a little welcome gift dude Can we do that when people come to the house here? What do you want? Red or blue? Oh my God. Red, red bike at your door tomorrow. Two or four, four-plied toilet paper when you go to the bathroom tonight?

It's like all we can afford. We have to start small like. Red or green, green sucker at your doorstep tomorrow. All right. That's good up, bro. Yeah, we do have to start. I think asking someone what their preference or toilet paper is is like a fair start. Bro, I will not wipe my ass with anything.

Huh? I said toilet paper's crazy. Bro, I will not use one ply. I'm sorry. Yeah. Dude, no. My like first week of school at the dorm at the dorm at the dorm was, I hadn't gotten my own toilet paper to use yet.

And it actually tore my ass up. Like it tore it up. And it caused me to have a bad week. Did you figure your butt by accident? It did happen one time. Okay. You've seen that same? You've seen that same?

You've seen that prison method? What they do? Or like they use like one. Oh, when they make the ramen hot Cheetos? No. No. But like they use it.

They rip one and they use like the pinky. They rip the corner and then they go underneath the nail afterwards. They do it under the nail. Yeah, yeah. That's dope. They like fold it. They fold it up. They rip off a corner.

They wipe. And it's weird. I don't remember. Something about sticking their finger through the hole into their ad. Wait, wait, they're in prison. Just let them do it.

Speaking of prison and like, like this shit that they do. Like you've, you've seen like prison like, like, like prison food, right? Yeah. And for some reason,

it always, it always involves a honey bun. I don't know why. They could be eating like, like steak, but there's a honey. I'm not like the currency somewhere. It feels like it, yeah.

It's like they have their own money over there. It's honey buns. But I was only thinking about, I was thinking about honey buns. And dude, like there was like for two weeks, like a month ago. There was like this, this trend where people were talking about like pelting. Yeah, microwaving. A honeybun and pelting it at people.

What is pelting? What is it? At homeless people. Like throwing like really fast. Yeah. Yeah. when you're walking on the street and you see a homeless person and you like microwave a honey bun and throw it at them.

That was the joke. It's like burning hot. I just want to know where that came from. Like who's genius idea was that? You sound really old talking about this, by the way. Yeah, you're talking kind of slow.

I'm only bringing it up because I remember it was a thing. It's not a thing. Some genius came up with. Well, it wasn't just honey buns either. You microwave pennies and you throw them at homeless people's head. kids are getting smarter and smarter you microwave pennies and you throw it at homeless people

you glue you super glue a big brick of pennies together you microwave and you throw a homeless guy while he's sleeping why not just throw a brick huh why are we just funny because you're giving them money they need money oh okay it's actually not that logical homeless people man there's a homeless guy that like walks into the college like dining hall and like we'll ask people for money while they're eating and it's just like that is such a crazy thing to do.

You are predatory, man. Wow. I don't care. I don't care. That you're smarter than... Just say your privilege, dude. Just say your privilege. He's smarter than he...

He's too smart to be homeless if he's doing that. Because he knows what he's doing. Oh, yeah. Asking broke college kids for money. He does not know what he's doing. What is he actually thinking? Dude, did I tell you guys... Did I tell you guys the one time I was on my skateboard, headphones on, locked in,

going to class? and a homeless guy stops me. He's like, yo, take off the headphones. I'm like, yeah, what's up? And then he's like, do you have any money? And I'm like, yeah, I look at my wallet. I have $4. I give him my $4.

And I'm about to go away. And he's like, you got cash app of him? And I'm like, damn. That's a business. That's a business. At that point, did you know that people standing on the side of the road asking for money make a pretty good amount of money. They did.

I don't know if you did that. You see that clip with a guy in the wheelchair. Well, he gets up to go get the money. But I remember watching this video or, or I saw something about it. This guy tried it or whatever. And he ended up making like a good amount of money. Like that you...

Well, yeah, because... Let's break it down. So, like, hourly wages, like minimum wage for workers, like what, $7.25, $8, $9. Okay,

Grunk just gave the guy $4 bucks in two seconds and then asked if he had fucking cash app or Vimmo. He made that in like two seconds. He doesn't have to pay to live anywhere. It's like free. You can't get taxed. His, like, cost of living per day is probably like $20.

And it just stacks, bro. And people give a lot more than what Grunk did. Grunk has no money. he gave him four. They can't watch a Ghibli movie, so I don't know. Hold on, wait.

What about the dudes that be standing on the side of the road in Texas? Because, uh, first of all, do not look at me.

That pisses me off. Damn. I'm sitting there. I'm not to stop like making eye contact with me. Wait. Like, my hands are on 10 to two. I'm looking forward.

I made lastly VC. Do not look at me. Dude. It's like, no. Wait, I have a picture to show for this. I have an actual,

like American Idol contestant. the saddest stories ever. I can't afford to give away money to every homeless person I see. Look at the picture that I just said. Let me see. Me at the red light, try my heart to pretend I don't see. Yes, that's me. I'm not even kidding you.

I do that. I lock in. I'm an MPC. I'm all tending to. I'm staring forward, dude. Raise the, raise the fucking radio or you like raise the windows or something. Yeah,

like I have like a sleep mask on. I'm in bed. I'm going to sleep. The only reason why is just because I get uncomfortable. I just don't want someone walking up to my door. That's all it is. I don't really. I don't even carry cash.

It's like I'm fucking useless. And if you have fucking Venmo, bro, come on. I mean, yeah, like you have an iPhone, man. You have an account? There was only, there was this one lady where I used to live that was really sweet. And she would always, and honestly, it was like one of those things were like, whether or not she was scatming me or not, it was just, it always felt good to give some money when I had it. But she would always have her.

her baby right here it was like wrapped and then her daughter would be it huh was it a real baby did you ever see the baby oh you got con so hard it was a fake baby dang oh you look dumb as hell that was good you look dumb as hell she did good that was good i respect it she's scat me good he's changed now he's never gonna he's never gonna he's never gonna help another person well anyway now that i think about it she did throw that baby down really hard and it was it was the next day. We should always have a batch of flowers and I'll just buy some from her

and I'll just give it to my mom. It was a win-win situation. Hey, I think that personally, personally, I think that's cute. All right. That's kind of cute. I like that. If you're offering me a product

and I, and I F with the product, I'll buy it off you. Unless it's a CD or your mixtape. New York, you know, oh, I'm talking about, all right?

Like, imagine taking that CD that probably not a lot of people listen to, sampling it. Oh, wait, no, because then that guy would probably be the time to like try to sue you. You wouldn't even know. He don't know what,

he don't know what Sue means, bro. Bro, imagine, imagine like you're going in New York and you're going to buy when someone's like CD or something like that, like they're mixtape that they're trying to sell you. And it's just a fucking CD. There's nothing on it.

That would be the crate, like imagine. Like, there's no way for you to fucking tell because not like you have a CD player on you. I really want to buy one now. I actually want to buy them. People have to sell CDs.

Why are you selling CDs? There's a guy who did that on YouTube. He got a really like viral video out of it. He was like, I bought eight vinyls and sampled them, made shit from it. That's really small. And he just picked out eight random ones. Like he didn't even listen to any of them.

Have you seen or heard, um, uh, the breakdown of like, uh, a Kendrick Lamar, old Kendrick Lamar songs. The beats. Dude, they are, they are, huh? Are you really asking to, oh, here we go. Kind of Kendrick Lamar. I all have you? Have you seen, have you seen, like, how many, how many different songs they'll take?

Oh, yeah. They'll take like four different songs. Take like a drum loop from one. They'll take a vocal from another. They'll take a drum loop. They'll take a single drum hits and then rearrange them. Yeah, they'll take, um, they'll chop up the vocals and then use like,

they'll take like a one trumpet toot in another song. Well, I'm not going to lie. Then they'll like, that is like normal. That is kind of all rap. That is kind of all wrap. Yeah, that is normal like to do that. Well, no, I've seen, I've heard and seen like,

I know a lot of producers will take like one sample. Have you seen Kanye's breakdown? Dude, yeah. This is insane. Kanye and Kendrick Kumar are the only ones I've seen where they take like Molta. No, you know,

the whole B. Does that do? JPEG Mafia. Lean. That was crazy. No, that's what I'm talking about. Genzel Curry.

It's been happening since the 90s. No. It's been happening since the 90s. The 90s. The 90s. Yeah, 90s. Yommies right. Yommies right.

Bitch is coming. Go. Go. Bro. A. A.V. A.V. You got to learn how to sample the podcast,

bro. Come on. If you got a sample, bro. Hey, not to deter us or a true topic, but... Okay, that's crazy. This is real quick, just ruin that this thing. Okay, can we all make one sound that someone can sample? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's hard. I got you. Okay. All right. Okay, is that it? Down the line. Down the line. What are we doing?

It's Larry. Oh. Oh, did it not capture? Wait, I already did it. Oh, no. Dude, Discord updated. Yeah. Yeah.

Your gate is closed. All right. I imagine it probably made noise. Go ahead. Nick. My turn? Yep. Weep.

Weep. What are they going to do with that? What? You could. Wait, wait. Let me get a better sample thing. All right. All right.

Go ahead. You can't laugh, though, after. Because they need clear run back. All right. Go ahead. Go ahead. Why are you laughing? Dude.

Are you gawking the mic, bro? Weep, weep, weep, weep. What's the point of doing it twice? It sounds the same. All right, go ahead, go ahead. Dude, Discord. I'm cutting out. Discord noise cancellation is not letting you sample go through.

I sound like a big baby. Okay. My turn? Yeah. Yeah. Should I be like a... Is that the best you could come up with? Sorry to our audio listeners out there.

Try again. Come on, bro. I say weep, weep, come on, bro. Trust the mills. Weep. Wait, did someone do a drum loop? We've changed the game. We've revolutionized the industry.

Wait, wait, let me, let me do the, uh, we, we're going to be the next like, oh, wait, what's that lady that goes, uh, oh, oh, oh, wait, only make a producer tag for someone out there.

Think of a name. What's a really common name? GZ. Oh, wait, no, I got one. I got one. I got one. I go on.

Fuck, I just come to this beat. No. Okay, Tyler. Tyler. Say, you have a guy named Tyler. Go ahead.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, edging. All right, weird uncle at the fucking Christmas party. Tyler, I'm edging. Tyler! Oh, wait, they do the echo.

All right, no, that's the new challenge. All right, go one by one prod tag for Tyler. Okay, go ahead, gron. Go ahead, grunk. Yeah, I'm making it nice and clear. Produced by Tyler. What the fuck was that? That vanilla ass tag.

Hey man, they don't do it like that anymore If a tag If a tag could be a sex position That would be missionary People don't do it like that Everyone think they gotta be crazy But imagine that was followed by like the craziest beat ever heard Okay, okay, okay, okay

Go ahead Larry Tyler You're freaking a tag, bro You were not a part of the fucking chorus These producer tags are like Huh? Go ahead

You said they're like And you never finish The statement I'm sorry These peters of the tags are like They're like I thought you're about to go All right just go

Just go Just go Oh me Oh okay Um ADHD T2 Titor Tyler on the track

Wait no wait Oh no You studied it yourself Oh I have to All right fine Tyler on the track All right now We go back in

And splice up She doesn't do it the same, bro. What if he used that whole thing where he goes, Tyler on track, all right now. All right. All right, go ahead. Tyler makes it messy. Okay, now turn it up. Now, hi-pitch it.

Tyler makes it messy. Tyler makes it messy. Go ahead, Isaac. Can I enable my GoXLOR? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Hey. Bees, me.

So, me, so, maybe, so, maybe so. I'll creamed on this track. That's got to be cheating. Dude. He just uses. It's got to be cheating. I held my headphones like those guys that do the line performances. Yeah, exactly like that.

You make it look easy. Splinky, linky. How did it go? What? What is he talking about? Tyler. Tyler, this one,

no. Tyler creamed on this beat. The picture that I sent. Tyler, it's in my mouth. What did the guy that I sent the picture of what was his rap? How did he say it? Oh, yeah.

Jamaican guy Yeah The jimba My man Dima de Oh that guy Yeah He's like

What I'm a tinn la Who'll la No Not a pussy red Think of that pussy Hallway Mermal there And now I turn the pussy

Dron color Pussy red Like that I hate that guy I hate that guy He's actually legitimately Jamaican He's good

Dude He's actually good He's actually good He has a nice It's kind of Crazy because when I would hear that, I would imagine them chilling, but like he was, he was, he was, he was, he was sweating. Look, he was, he was, he was waning, dude. Vains have veins.

I've never seen so much effort going into a piece of, like, art. You sweat? Yeah, he's sweating. That's what that picture is so funny. I don't even think that when, once his name was Peyton Sistine Chapel even cared that much, bruh. No. Michelangelo? What was the funnel before that for?

I think it was Michelangelo, and he got. like cancer in his eyes from the lead pain generations of people made the chapel brough drunk dude that's so factual I don't know you're talking about Larry the image that I posted

before that image that you just reacted to it was because it was a new topic that I was going to ask about like Chinese people and like in China when they have their own memes do they look at our memes and think that they're fucking like awesome like we look at theirs and we're like yeah that's just probably no dude Chinese they're the The Chinese, they're like rage comics or shit posts are literally, I'm not even kidding you, like reaction images that people paint over and put them on other characters.

I remember when we went to Kyla and then they were posting those pictures. Kyla. Tyler has a big finger. Boom, boom. About their fingers as size. The ones that I've seen, it's like, they do. a voice message and they put like a picture to match with it and it's

a back and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just so good I fucking love those I love those what's the uh the app that they use we chat is a we chat is we chat yeah well I'm gonna post this picture why don't we do that why don't we get to like

well dude I want to post fucking Freddie from FNAF and be like that's like I'm funny level all right here look right here so that this see it's a literal face on a panda all right these guys What is he saying? You guys are awesome.

It's a classic. It looks like he's like confused but also like demanding. Yeah. But there's like, it's like what the hell is that? Type type thing. I get scared because there was one image

that I had like a long time ago that I would use. And then someone told me that it was not good. I was like, oh. I think it was racist or something. Yeah. It was bad.

It's like they have a whole like entourage of them. Yep. Those are like peeps, pepos. Little pepos. Pepe's? Oh. Little pepos.

Oh, wait, see what I mean? See what I mean? See what I mean? Look it. Wait. Literally, they take the real images. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, wait, wait, can I make, can I make this episode's thumb, though, like all of us with like different panda and our pieces on to it? Put it. Just make one of like, you know, it's use.

You use yummy because he's already like in the dark. All right, yummy. Go ahead and make a really derpy face. Here, yummy, I'll help you. That's not helping. Wait, let me help him too. You have to open up a white screen. It's not helping.

Oh, yeah, that's going to be good. Oh, yeah. That's going to be really, really good. Okay, if it doesn't even look good, we're just going to leave that in and it won't even be that's up now and it doesn't matter. You'll see. If it doesn't look good, just ignore what we just did, but at the same time.

Yeah. I have a question, guys. Yeah. If you could eat one food for the whole next five days, what would it be? Five days? Yep. I would say Chipotle. Damn, dude.

The entire menu. Wait, do you get access to the whole menu of a place? Yeah. Or the same dish. No. The whole menu? Yeah. How many? Chpoli?

I'm going to... I'm going to Subway. Wait, you said that you have to eat the same place for five days straight? Yeah. I already do Chappoli for fun. Like, it just happens. Cappellie for fun! I would do Buffalo Wild Wings.

Dude. That's not that bad. They have burgers and chicken. They have burgers. They don't sell the burgers. They took off all the burgers and now they sell it under like wild burger. They have burgers, dude. Call me Wildberger.

Oh, are you ordering or you going there? Who cares? You just have to eat. You just get to eat from a place. Just get the food. Am I sure? Are you ordering there?

All the technicals behind there. I'm thinking a wing stop. I'm thinking a wing stop. No. Now you change your answer. It'll have wild look. Nice. I'm not changing the wing stop.

Oh. All right. Whatever. Grunk, where would you go? Subway. Oh, yeah. All right. All right.

Oh, Larry. Okay. Picky. Picky. Final answer. Final answer. Chris nose What

Winks I was gonna say Chipotle dude It's so free I'd say Cabo then how about that Cabo Bobbs Cabo jobs Cabo jobs Oh

Can't change your answer Yeah I know I know I go what I would do Oh wait what sorry No nothing Not nothing What'd you choose

Buffalo Wild Wings Yeah but I was gonna change it to probably like Apple bees. Okay. What's that? What actually? What's that? Your Mike Gage is it cutting in and out? Dude, hey, they didn't say, that's not like you're underwater in a building. You guys are gonna look, you guys are gonna sound crazy when the final looks, it sounds so much better. All right. All right. Yami Rogers. Uh, chilies because they got like pasta, but then they also got chicken,

and they also got burger, but then they also got steak, then they also got salad. Why is this for five days? Like, you can't go longer than five days without ordering something else. I was just thinking, I don't want to take that far on the heat. future man. When I live in the present like drunk. Scary. Why are you

why are you stress? Why are you pressing me, dog? Oh, thank you guys. You ain't no OG. No,

guys. Now ain't no real out. Dude, the present isn't even like tomorrow. It's gonna be like

now. That's the president. It's right now. Right. Tomorrow's the future the past is done and today is the president

is a gift. That's why it's called the present. Isn't there an election coming up? Who cares anymore? I don't care.

Like, president is a You should care. You should care because some crazy is going to happen. You are now in a dog, so whatever changes happen in politics. I feel like presidents don't even do things. They don't care. They always affected me.

They do things long term. Yeah. I don't care, dude. Gosh, you do care. You actually name one thing Biden did? I'm curious. Yeah, he gave $5 billion to Ukraine. That's all I know.

Joe Biden? Yep. I haven't heard from Joe Biden in a while. We should contact them. I think it's because he actually died five years ago and he's not even alive. Oh, yeah. What is it? The Yontianto.

He is a skin, he is a skin walking puppet, man. Yonti Yantio, bro. I would not be surprised. Dude, I hate that. You would be surprised, dude. You'd be like, what the fuck? Imagine finding out that the president was not alive. Yeah, all of us would be like, we were like, what the fuck?

Yeah, I wouldn't even be that shocked. That'd be like, okay. Because, dude, the CIA. I would be scared of what happens. next because it's like if you're able to fake an appearance from someone who's dead for years I would be a little bit scared

doesn't that makes you really think about Tupac and that really makes you think about like a lot of other people Tupac? Yeah Tupac dude he faked his death Tupac is alive right now. He's in Argentina is the rumor It was Cuba dude Was it Cuba? You probably moved

I mean he's probably out of there like somewhere else Because Tupac conspiracy of him moving to Cuba came up now Everyone thinks that when celebrities die, they just moved to Cuba. Who's living there with Adolf? Kendrick talked about moving to Cuba. No, that's real. That's also in a conspiracy because neither of their bodies were found.

Who? Of Tupac and of Adolf. Also, wait, what? Why did he himself in a bunker? I don't think his body was ever found. So they just like say like, oh, he killed himself and that was it. I'm looking up to see.

There is no evidence. Yeah, look, there is no evidence that the body remains of him with the exception. W. Isaac. W. Isaac. Yeah. Sorry. I wanted to hear. Nick was saying something, but like, I don't know.

He said any more. No, I was just saying that there was no remains found. Maybe because there was no remains at all. He was a full man. There's too much to worry about nowadays, man. I don't got the mental capacity for all. I don't care. Yeah, I got to worry about my battle passes and Klosher clan.

Dude, factoid number one The gingerbread cookie challenge Dude, my cousin met by it And I just remember The gingerbread cookie challenge My name is Judo Sloth It is a pleasure to have you here today No one is understanding what you're saying

Use Cove judo To support me if you are Yeah Helps support the channel Massively I love judo sloth Let's get that guy on the podcast When my kids grow up

I'm gonna put him on some judo sloth That's gonna be their like little like childhood cartoon. You should just start their accounts for them now so that they can inherit Yo, actually do that. What? It's like you're setting up a Roth IRA for your kids before you even are married.

Oh my God. I would be so pissed if like I started my kid's account and then they don't even like the game. I'd be so mad. I'd be like, okay. I'd be pissed if I started for them and they start rushing. I would like the zone.

Oh my God. Imagine they're like Town Hall 12 with level eight walls. I kill my kid. Dude, that's what Tanner has. And is rushed. Tanner, what town hall is he? He's Town Hall 10 with like purple walls, dude. I'll tell you right now.

I'll tell you right now. Now Tanner, Tanner has level 9 walls, but he's level 10 town hall. Oh, I actually think that's destroyed. I mean, that's pretty on time. But it's only bad because they recently started. He could get up to level 11. Yeah, yeah. So town hall 10, like when you're at town hall 8, you can't go to 9.

Okay. When it's 20, 23 and every time you log in the game, they give you 13 million gold and 13 million elixir level nine walls is embarrassing dude you got to get that up and her i know you're chopping wood right now but like you should be playing clash of plans yeah do we actually have him chopping wood in the podcast maybe oh shit depends if he uh chops it sends you a video him chopping a tree he's not going to do that he said he's going to send he said he was going to send me yesterday you never did he's been in a world because he went to go see the ghibli movie dude that's what he prioritized yeah he said he said he hit three blinkers and

watched the movie. I saw it too, by the way. He took three blinkers and went and saw Jibli? That's what he told me. Bro. That would be a really, really weird feeling. That would be a weird feeling. That movie was kind of weird. You didn't like it? It's not that I didn't like it, but it is not no toadrobra.

Have you seen the bliss that he's been in with all of his animals at home? Oh my God. I mean, I got to give it to him. They're so adorable, dude. They've been the cute little thing. The cat, have you seen this cat? Dude. Look at this cat.

Look at this cat again Look at this cat again My dog Did you guys say you're getting a cat Like a year ago? Yeah I think he's been Deeply missing home

Oh yeah Yeah yeah yeah He wasn't He hasn't gone home in a minute man I ain't been home in a minute I ain't been home in a minute Yo Yo yo yo

I'm like this bitch in a minute I bought a Bomba club Okay Bombie clat Well ladies and gentlemen It's been wonderful today No, I want to ask one more question

What is what is one city You absolutely refuse to live in? Not like some dog should say Don't be like a city that people live in That they'd be like, oh yeah, I'd live there But like you would not I was gonna say Chicago Houston

I was gonna say Maine That's a state Maine is a city A city Oh my bad Date Yeah yeah yeah yeah guys Okay my bad

Sorry Cape Cod would be the I don't know Oh, yeah, probably like Key West. That's a chip bag, bro. What's the city? I would not live in Los Angeles. I would not live in L.A. and I would not live in L.A.

L.A. and Miami I wouldn't do. L.A. L.A. Would you rather live in Miami than L.A.? Yes. I wouldn't. I feel like if I were to get enough money, I'd be able to live on Miami Beach,

which is the better part of Miami. Oh, my God. This guy, when he went to Japan, literally, I think this might actually be better than Miami. yeah oh dude Miami Beach Miami Beach is this little weird island right off of Miami of the coast it is like the cleanest city I've ever seen To be fair my only other my only other my only other

My own other cities were Philadelphia New York City in Los Angeles But you gotta give it to them it was pretty cool Oh Los Angeles is like bad I know okay I'm my whole like my tier list was messed up Did you know that you like the New York City tap water is like one of the cleanest waters that you can never have? Because they have shrimp in it. Yeah, because it comes from the Adirondacks. They have shrimp in it. The Adirondacks?

Yeah. That's a chair. You're thinking of Aqueducts. Ducks. Aqueducts? What? Adirondacks is a chair. That is a chair.

An Adirondack chair. Brother. Yeah, because it would. Isaac, what is it an Adirondacks? The Adirondondes. Yeah, what is that? What is that? It's a mountain range in New York.

It's a what? It's like a mountain. It's like a few little mountains up in New York. They have like real day of springs up there. Like the best water you've ever tasted. Adirondack. Oh, okay. He's right.

No, Poland is the best. It's in New York but not, I don't know. Well, yeah, well, New York City has one of the cleanest drinking waters because it takes all of their water from the Adirondacks. They do not. Yes, they do.

Have you ever been to Fiji, dude? God, you guys are so dumb sometimes. When I went to Italy, it was actually lit. There's just like running water everywhere and you can fill up your bottle anywhere and it was cool. Have you ever been to Ozarka Springs? Don't think so. What about 7-11 purified water spring?

Don't think so. Never been to a liquid deck? Pure trip. Are you saying that like in New York City, if you saw running water just out in the street, you'd like drink it? No, no, no, that's different. I'm talking about their tap water.

Tap water. Tap is good. Tap is good, but the street is... But that is tap water. No, that's like... It's tap water that got, like, put into the street, you know? It's like the best... It's like the best part of the worst city.

And it's like something that should just be free. And then we'll wrap it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Japan, you know how we have salt trucks and stuff? I saw one thing in Japan where they had these sewer systems. Or sorry, like this water system. Hold on. Was it salt water or was it just water?

What's you talking about, dog? What that was coming out of the things that you're about to talk? talk about. Oh, I think it was just warm water. Well, isn't that like, doesn't warm water freeze? Not if it's hot. Not if it's hot. No. Not if it's real hot, no. Maybe if they keep it running and it's hot. Anyways, they have these, are you talking about the streets? Oh, yeah.

Out of the road. And then they would like melt the ice. Maybe they do that when the tips rise. Imagine like the, like a double, you're on a two-way street. Like there's a double yellow. But in between the double yellow, there's like this little thing goes, like out of the ground. It goes, it's like a sprinkler. and it sprays like the icy roads and it melts it might have salt in it. Can I? Yeah. Can I can I give an idea? Can I say an idea that I had

a long time? You're going to talk to the guy? No no no no no no no when I was 16 years old or 17 years old I was this is when I was like really wanted to go into engineering I thought of this idea it's it's hexagons okay so like the if you think about you came up with hexagons? No. So no dude like okay imagine imagine it's the Look at the ground, for example, right? So you put, you Okay, I'm full of, you guys are comedians. We are the funniest podcast on Spotify.

You said, look at the ground. Okay, look at the ground. And now imagine a hexagon, right? And now imagine another hexagon piece with it. It's a honeycomb, just say honeycomb pattern. And then you put a hexagon, right? You make a pattern, right? Of all these hexagons.

But imagine that was, imagine that was the road, right, on the road. And you were able to have them being like either heated or like LED, not LED, LED, but like some sort of like, listen to what I'm fucking saying before you keep interrupting me. You're like, look at your road idea, dude. They're on the mouse. LED roads. You're going to cause car accidents because you have RGB. Not RGB, but there are roads that will light up and they can stay heated so that in case that like there was snow, they would stay heated or the tax dollars go to, bro. The actual lines.

That would be the most expensive road in the world. Wait, wait. Heated roads. That's why. Oh, to keep ice off. Yeah, bro. So that, and then like imagine they're all lit up So that you can have like the yellow lines in the middle And you don't have to worry about paint anymore Because it's like actually

But like that would be so damn expensive Like that would be so I don't think so You don't think so. He doesn't think so that's true It's so easy In Mexico Or asphalt

Mm-mm I don't think so You can take like A specialized guy to come rewire The whole damn five mile long road It's to rip up the roads Yeah the power goes off And there go literally all of the roads.

Okay. Do I think it'd be more, more expensive than, like, asphalt and, like, you know, laying down tar? Yes, I do. But in the long run. The most expensive project in the entire nation, like, history of anything ever. Man, whatever. You guys, listen, when I make it happen, you were seeing cars. When I make it happen, bro.

You're dude, you're not. Your name is literally softwilly on the internet. You're not going to make anything happen. I'm leaving, I'm leaving your ass in the trenches, yummy. who's making music. Wait, are there going to be hexagons that light up for me? Gang, gang, gang.

So I can't sleep. No, nothing, bro. Why won't you put exigons in the trenches, bro? Come on. Am I going to have triangles? I'm going to make sure that all of the trenches have hexagons

except for your street that you're staying on. Oh, that sucks, yummy. Do we have triangles? Oh, fuck. Competition is risen, dude. There you go. Triangles make up hexagons,

don't they? You know, a dome is... A dome is the most... They make trapezoids. A dome is the most strong... could make. Oh, I guess it could if it's enough triangles,

you're right? The dome is what? A trapezoid is half of the hexagon, isn't it? Yeah, technically, I think. Hey, Willie, shut up. I'm trying to listen to this guy to talk about the dome.

Go ahead. I was saying domes were really strong and so are pyramids. There's like the two strongest structure in the whole way or world. Yeah, wait. One more thing before we leave. Why is the tent?

I'm not a pyramid in a dome. Isn't it weird that we like, we're the smartest, best, like, species ever on this planet, man we so smart man human race will prevail but we just like copied bees

well that's why we're smart I'm like mid dunk right now hold on about a he's like frozen in midair he's like rewining time to try again I can monitor the smartest but but we're coming from bees

oh no not why not we copy nature we copy that smart I take it back I think it makes ideas great. Whatever, bro.

Go fuck yourself. What the hell? He's on your son now, dude. When hexagon road LLC goes on to the fucking stock market and we're I'm going to make it on Octagon Road LLC. I'll tell you one last thing to end everything on. How are humans the smartest?

No, this is it. You want to tell me how humans are the smartest species on the entire planet and there's still people out there who aren't using code group for 10% of game or stuff? Come on. Come on, man. Come on, man. How is that even possible? Literally, why aren't we evolving right now by using code group for 10% all believing?

We should be on caffeine free because that's the only thing available. Do you guys ever see those LED signs and cars in the windows and stuff like that? Well, that was the ending point, bro. That was literally the end of the thing. But yeah, I have. Anyways. Well, mine says code group for terms that off. Okay.

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