The Group Chat - #86 - $2 Christmas Gifts...

Episode Date: December 29, 2023

With half the cast dead, the other half looked through this year's wonderfully awful gifts you guys posted and compared them to our $12 sock gifts. Happy Holidays :) | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Ladies Ladies Ladies Ladies Back I'm doing the intro Why? Okay

Because I have an idea I have a I don't even think Isaac has an idea about what's happening right now Okay All right I'll be bucks

And you can do it He wasn't tapped in You ready Go ahead Welcome Ladies and gentlemen To the group chat podcast

Christmas special Where you guys sent us What you got for Christmas And we are going to Review it today On God that's happening

I had you forgotten. Hopefully. No, you know what I did see? I did see some of you guys got lean for Christmas and that's awesome. Oh, wow. That actually is really, really funny. You know what else happened?

People got yummy merch for Christmas, which I think is crazy because that was sold in July for a week. So whoever's parents are that ahead of the game? Are that ahead of the game? Like, kudos to them. Shout out. Wow.

What if they bought it from reseller for like 500? Nah. Oh, have you gotten a stock X listing yet? I don't think so. You might. I can check for you real quick. People love my products, dude. They don't want to get rid of them.

People love my products. People love my product. But shout out Gamer Subs for sponsoring our Christmas. Yes, thank you for the Christmas. And using code group for 10% off. Link in the description. Awesome. Yeah.

Use some caffeine free lien. We will be restocking caffeinated versions. Yeah, we need to restock. It's bad. It's all gone. Of 2024. We will see.

I have no idea. BD. It's hard. Someone got a Nike Air Jordan reps, which I like these ones better than the original, I'd say. You're trolling, dude. I saw that tweet. Larry's actually making the guy look bad.

Dude, you got reps? No, they're not even reps. Larry literally photoshopped fake Jordan logo. This guy's a real shoe. He didn't. He didn't Photoshop anything. That's what it looked like. He's actually bullying a viewer for no reason,

an innocent little viewer. I have no idea what's happening. I have to go on Discord Mobile. By the way, speaking of which, um, die Discord, okay?

You guys made probably the worst what update? I was fine with it. I'm fed up with this attitude of like something new equals immediately bad. No. Of course it's going to be bad at first. You just have to get used to it. You fart.

Well, yeah. Well, I like the older one better because I was used to it. I want to get used to. What was the point? Grunk, give me one reason why this was better. I remember.

I remember I opened up my phone and I was talking to girl and I was like, it's not even bad. dude. I was like, I don't even mind it. It's fine. It's like, it's more organized, to be honest, like having all your servers in one spot and the message. Now, and here's why. Here's why it's better. It's better for newer users because I realized my muscle memory when I was trying to go through the app, you know? I was like, why is it that working? The sliding isn't working. It's because there used to be no icons for anything. You could be on a screen in Discord and if you had no idea what to do, you couldn't get out of it. There's like no back button. You have to like swipe.

Yeah. And there's like, it's not intuitive. How will they add a TikTok feature to Discord though that's the next big thing stories are coming i bet you they're gonna add stories no way that'd be insane i bet you they will man all apps do that wow he said she said by the way you know through and like photoshopped all of these yeah larry had a lot of effort on you got to go to the group twitter isa because we're actually reviewing christmas halls i don't know if you knew that but that's what we're doing today on our christmas special podcast oh wait stravaganza it's also a new year special because so wait larry did larry post something i'm confused yeah he tweeted and he said send us what you got for Christmas

we're going to review it on the podcast even though he's not even here shout out Larry I need to see some stuff we're missing half our squad today everyone decided to retire it's the Yommy Gunk Isaac show it died

Tanner died and Larry died May they rest It was pretty bad May they rest whether it be peacefully or not Dude I am like 80% sure that Larry is the most bored human being right now He photoshopped

every single reply that I can find that is like mildly interesting. R slash mildly interesting. Our slash did that just... Dude, he made these pictures of this fry. It was like a plushy of fries. He like photoshopped all of their eyes so they're like judgmental and evil. Yeah. It's like it's deeply evil.

Someone has to put that in there. But this is, wow. Okay. Yeah, Larry, you're bored. A.F. Brother. I'll do anything to me to me and post. Everybody always wants to visit home during the holidays.

They're like, yeah, this is going to be awesome. And it's like day one, awesome. Day two is like, what do I do with my life? I'm so bored. I need to get back to school, Loki. Yeah, I, I, I, sitting here. I almost didn't go home for Christmas.

And that broke me as a human being. Because I'm like trying to figure out what I can do. Because this video has been running my, my entire life the past, like, month. It's been nonstop. Just, I'm clocking in like 12 to 15 hours a day for, Like a month straight. It does the stuff to a human being. And even that, I'm like, I don't know if I'm going to get it out in time.

I'm trying. I think I am. Everyone in unison say, thank you, Isaac. Dude, it was before. Thanks, Isaac, why? It was literally, it was the 23rd going into the 24th. And I had already, I just called my mom the night before. And he like crushed her.

And she was really upset. And that hurt a whole bunch. But like, I was, I was up. It was like 8 a.m. And I was like looking at flights. Like, I was like, I could. can I make this work? Is this even possible?

I'm like working all throughout the night. And then this flight didn't go away and it was departing at 8.30. And I was like, oh my God, wow, that's like, it's like 8 o'clock and this is still on sale. It's nuts. And then at 8.30 went off sale because, you know, the plane left. So I then was like, okay, so the other one is that like later, it's later in the afternoon. So I stayed up the entire time. And I was like, okay, I'm just going to like, I got as much as I could done.

and I went home and I was able to like you know have Christmas and it was dope it was gang it was slime it was cool um you getting a good presents yeah I got a bunch of gag gifts my family is a bunch of pranksters dude yeah we need to talk about what we got before we talk about what the fans got what you get for Christmas man um I got Legos Classic um what did I get I got like a fuse that that's actually I got um this one I'm working on behind me right there. What is that?

It's the Lego Museum. You know, I saw you speed running on your Instagram story listening to Chris Travis montage. That was pretty hard. Did you get those trolley

worms for Christmas too? Yes. Hell yes. Oh yes. I've had, oh man, my diet this past week has been awful. Literally awful.

I won't lie. It's been bad for me too, man. It's not good. and um but yeah i got that i got some clothes and i got new xbox controller and i think there's the second one piece box set on the way too oh it's huge i went home my diet's been my diet's been a joke um i ate a whole bunch of yummy 20 24 yummy yummy had christmas cookies and i ate like four of them before leaving to go home give me mind i'm going home i get picked up by um my brother he's also visiting and he was telling me about how the night before he bodied like half a bottle of crown

which for those you don't know is like yeah 40% alcohol it's half a bottle will put you he woke up on the floor of my bathroom in my parents house so I mean this kid's like he's insane and then that same night after that you know after that experience he then decided to we we drank and it was it's just all I've had is like alcohol cookies and popcorn Like that's it Evil time a year for for Dieters Yeah and that's why

Oh my God No What? I forgot about New Year's Day What about that? Dude my gym's gonna be a nightmare Oh yeah I was thinking about that I'm not excited about that Oh

Because they run promos and everything Don't they like And obviously everybody has the New Year's resolution But like don't they also run promos Like you're getting to the year sale and passes to the gym, it's like two bucks. Yeah, they will. They already have, yeah.

They're probably going to do like a, you know, like month free, you know, just make sure you give us your credit card and make it impossible to cancel. Good luck. You can find out maybe. And then, oh, dude, it's going to be packed. That's not going to be fun at all. Ah, whatever. I'm trying to get in tonight, bro.

I don't want to be in there on the first day. How long does it last, like, two weeks before people give up? It's about month until you started to see, like, draft. changes. Must break free. I know. It's really funny how everyone, it's like a common thing to better yourself and it guys only last a month. It's interesting how like time is a construct created by society. Nirvana. When you get into the, is the new year really the new year? And if it is really the new year, why is it, why is that what makes you want to get better? I know the whole thing. The whole saying is time was a social construct to make the information given to us more digestible or easy for us to grasp.

No. Wobush. Wobush. Ladies and gentlemen. You said you got gummy worms and Lego. Yeah. College student

gummy worms and Legos. Yep. And Isaac, what did you get? I just got a whole bunch of gag gifts. I also got some stuff to hang in my room

like little paintings of weird art. Like little dudes doing shit and whatever. It's hard to describe. I'd have to show you, but I don't have a picture because I couldn't bring it back on the plane so it's still at home.

Is that dangerous? Yeah, it's pretty dangerous. Oh my God, I also got I actually completely just forgot. Holy. Oh my God, my brain, help me. You forgot. Where do you go? You got a brain transplant for Christmas. Dude, yeah, I got lobotomy. We'll go back to it. I don't remember what it was.

That's going to bug me. Um, yummy. Oh, Yomi showed me what he got. It's enraging. It makes me mad. Oh yeah, that was pretty funny. I got a claw machine, like a little tiny remote. Like, you put batteries in it. It's actual, like, foot tall claw machine.

And you can, like, pick up candy. And it was, like, gum. I had gum in it. You can pick up gum. He was impossible to do and use, and I got really mad. And then he did it and won and gave me it, and it's still here. And I got my gum. And then I got, like, socks and, like, sweatpants.

I won't lie. I won't lie. grown up is a weird little thing because I used to be like I think it's like a joke to be like God damn it mom socks Lame but they're goat right now They're in socks are in Sox are in ladies and gentlemen

Dude like once you turn like Sox have been in 17 you're like Give me socks Sox and underwear Both of them Underwear is a little Sox you got me these types of socks I'm actually wearing them right now

I get lingerie every Christmas what do you mean Oh, dude, Christmas socks or goat? La Jeree. Langerie. Oh, I got matching PJs. Pjays were cool. I got pajamas. You matched with your boyfriend?

My brother, dude. You're a freak. Yeah, that's a freaking weird. Dude, will you talk? Dude, if they were... My entire family. Dude, what? Dude.

Dude, not cool. That'd be freaking weird, bro. It would be a little freaking weird, huh? Okay. So, like, I would rate this year, Christmas for me like a 10 because I got the um there's these certain adida socks that you get in there I don't know what they are they're not like dry fit or whatever the I hate that Nike dry fit stuff I won't lie why they drives my feet out like makes them all weird I got like old like

remember that one time my foot was like literally disintegrating is because of Nike dry fit socks no-uh yeah it was not have been the reason socks yeah it is bro don't wear them shit so they got like cancer in them I swear all right cancer socks you got really pick Cancer in socks? Are they that? They could do it. Nike does whatever they want. Nike has like nine-year-old babies

making their socks for them. True. The Adidas ones are way better. They're thicker and they're, you know, thicker's better, obviously. Believe it or not, I have, there are these Ralph Lauren socks

and it sounds expensive, but they're like 20 bucks. They actually fit really well. Like really nice. A nice sock is like game-changing. I know. Yeah. It's like I will.

I will wear those socks is what I'd say when I get them. It's like the most boring podcast of all time. I tell you what, man. Nice sock. Nice sock really gets me going. We got to get into the fans at Christmas. I don't know how I'm going to maybe on my phone. They're going to top socks.

They're going to top them. Someone has to start taking some time stamps. I'm going to send the screenshots in the screenshots in the group. I think Grunkey's due time stamp it because you already got yours going. All right. Sounds like it's going on. Sir, yes, sir.

Let's see what's going on. So I'm going to start it off with Greg Heffley. What? Who got a gaming laptop, but all I see is a cute little kitty on my screen. There's a gaming laptop behind him, but I care more about the cat, Greg.

That laptop's made. Get your cat away, man. I'm trying to rate the specs. I think I had that exact same laptop. You better change the world with that laptop. That laptop, It holds great potential and great things. There go, Greg.

I like your cat's cooler than, than, uh... Watch, bon, porn. What do we rate that out of 10? Honestly, gaming laptops is a 10 out of 10 gift. I can't even lie. That is a crazy. Game-changing. Crazy gift.

Game-changing, that was a good little play. Your parents are loaded, apparently. Whoa! Okay, sorry. The sidetrack, I just saw another one that was really cool. Someone got like a Lego Porsche set, bro. Whoa. Porsche?

It's a big Porsche. Big Porsche? Big Lego Porsche Oh dude I've seen these those are expensive I got the The VESPA That was one of the sets I got What the

Oh the bike? Yeah the little I know VESPA I'm really I'm digging I'm gonna start like Looking in places I shouldn't look I'm gonna start doing it

You like Hello Kitty a bunch That's cool You got the gay hello kitty shirt That's cool Wow Yeah they are It's like 180 bucks It's like 180 bucks

Yo yo forget the Porsche Forget the Porsche Look on top of the box with the shirts in it. They got a mini one of those little car dealership balloons where they go

oh, okay, that's exciting. Where? That's pretty cool. It's just the box. Oh. Yeah, I see that. That's cool.

That's, yeah. Yeah, that's goat. I'd say it's a good a out of 10. Yeah, eight and nine and a ten. Dude, Lego Porsche, bro. You like Legos if you're getting that, bro. And the only reason, oh, wait, this might be a 10 out of 10,

ladies and gentlemen. I'm seeing Battle of Bikini Bottom for the Nintendo Switch right next to Hoggues. warts and a Forever 21 gift card on top. Your parents are loaded. We got wards on my hog. Forever 21. Wow. Merry Christmas, dude. I'll say 9 out of 10. And that guy has a really big foot in the background if you look at it.

He's got a dirty foot. I'm not going to look at that dirty foot. That's the old Christmas foot. That is the Christmas. It's like a 0.5. He's got a long skinny foot. Yeah. Every single. Their house is nice. I mean, you got a cool staircase going into insane detail. All right. You ready to watch this. I really, you know, the guy in the background's hat, I Honestly, I enjoy it. I feel like it would keep me nice and warm on a cool winter morning. I'm going to judge him a little bit. See, the tattoo on the guy's arm, I'm just, I'm really not, I'm not the biggest fan of.

Notice that. Only because, I feel like it throws off. No, here's what we're going to do. We're going to judge them because, like, look, you have a nice staircase. Okay. By the carpet leading into the other room, I could tell that you have a living room and a family room, which means that this is a, it's a bigger house. Right.

But you have an eight foot tall Christmas tree. You need to invest in a larger Christmas tree. I'm sorry, lest we forget, I appear to be picking up some signals of a dog crate. Here on the right, ladies and gentlemen, we might be a pet owner in this house. Can we get a retweet in the chat, please? Everyone spam it out. Any pet owners listening, type one. Any pet owners, please type one. All right, next picture. I'm done with this.

Nine out of ten. Somebody got a Bob Ross soda. I don't know what that means. Two out of ten. What does that taste like? Bob Ross. Do you like drinking Bob Ross? Are you weird? You're weird. The joy of calm.

It's like a Bob Ross. So much to unpack here. Holy moly. All right. That's a- That's a... That's Bob, Bob Ross. Nintendo Switch.

Are they get a computer? I don't know what they got for Christmas. T-Moo computer. Maybe they're two front teeth. I think they got everything. Like, everything's new. Like, their whole setup. The speakers...

Oh, my... No, dude. Your parents are loaded. I'm gonna keep on saying it. No chance. Because look at that. They have a cat set up. Oh.

It's like a cat keyboard and a cat mouse and a, oh my god, cat mouse. There is absolutely no way in hell. I wonder if that's off of T-Mu. I wonder. Wait, what? The keyboard. Cat keyboard. I don't see the keyboard.

Am I looking at the wrong? Oh, sorry. I'm sorry, sorry, guys. Next picture. No, it's not off of Timo. Oh, okay. Thanks. Yeah, I just lied.

I don't know. You know, I'm like in, I'm liking the setup. Whatever. I found it What Poor Larry He's gonna have to work hard on this Larry throw these pictures up

Alright throw these pictures up It comes with silent typing low profile keys And a travel bag But yeah the delay The clicky keyboards are so out of style I actually really wish I had a quiet keyboard Well the only reason it's clicky Is because the switches

Why do you have clicky keyboard Why would you ever want to click a keyboard I don't know Sounds freaking sweet. I'm like hacking. Dude, my thing's jailed and lubed and like ready to go. Nice. Not actually, but it is like, it sounds lubed.

I don't know. I did a deep dive. You know the people that are like freaks about keyboard sounds? Like absolute freaks. Oh, yeah. They're like Jerry MX Red versus Cream, Rupier float. That's what I do. Cream silent MX brown lued with O-rings, silent switches with a translucent.

with a translucent dip. Yeah, like, what are you doing, dude? Yeah, I did a deep dive on one of those. Garden veggie smear on the everything switches. And it's been kind of perfect, I won't lie. I've not had any issues with this keyboard, and it's been lit. I would say, I would rate this Christmas.

That's a big Christmas. That's a, yeah. That's probably your best Christmas you'll ever have, I'll be honest. Don't get used to that. Because we're all going to be impoverished pretty soon. World War III is going to make us. all broke. It's a big de-Colket.

He bought a bunker for a bajillion dollars in Hawaii and we're all going to blow up. I think it's so funny how like every year on the news they're like, this year, tops of charts is the hottest year ever. And it's like, okay, well. Yeah.

Yeah. Thanks, Tom. I'm sitting here in front of Meta HQ. Or whatever, whatever the fuck. Whatever the fuck. Dude, I just found one of the coolest things of all time.

Oh, what could it be, though? You are actually gonna freak the hell out. I'm going into this Hayden. Here I come. No, here it is. It is a N-E-S Lego set, bro. Dang. Wow, that is cool.

No, I can't hate it. It's $270 bucks. It's a Mario Nintendo Lego set. That is absolutely insane. You know that the screen moves. Like, you turn it and it moves. It's crazy. That is very cool.

I like that. It's on one of those things that goes like this. It revolves. It goes, Yeah. They're flat profile. No, it's real. If you look at the bottom right of the box,

you'll see how to do it. You twist that knob and it moves to the left or up and down. It's so cool. It's very cool. Very goat Christmas gift. I like the minimalistic haul. It's just one gift. I'm sure you got a gift card or socks or something, but.

So why is everyone having cooler Christmases than we are? Because that's a tin for me, dude. I'm not going to lie. That is like a lifetime. God! I think my Christmas. This is pretty cool, but you guys make me feel like sad. I'm feeling poor today.

This guy got socks, which we've been like, just saying, like we've been nutting over this whole time and he got a brand new camera. Oh. Cameras are so big. Oh, oh, my cannon? A cannon and socks? The canon! Oh, not any socks. They're dockers.

Dude. So he's rich, he's rich. Yeah, he's rich. He better do great things with that camera. Like, honestly. You better make sense that. Do you better do great things with these socks? So exciting.

Getting a gift like that, it's like, wow, there's so much potential. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. The hind socks, the, the, the graphics socks that everyone is like, things are like really cool. Yeah, shut the duck up. Sox, you're going to grow out of this phase and you're not going to wear these in two years, okay? But the dockers are here to stay forever. That's a perma gift. And the camera, I guess.

Forever. A forever's, dude. Okay. Can we look at, um. Let's take a little. Mrs. Missus spoiled over here. Mrs.

spoiled. With the gold diamonds and gold chains. Big money and big rings. Milano cookies and a fucking Rolex, bro. Your boogies. These might, okay, wait, these might. Like, where are you going wearing all that?

Yeah, why the hell do you have 200, 300 bucks? That's the thing. Like, you know you're, like, no offense if you're, like, wealthier, rich or whatever, I don't mean it in a bad way, but you know you're rich when you're getting, like, just a couple hundred dollar bills for Christmas.

It's like, whoever gave it to you, too busy to go shopping and they're like, I don't know what they want. Fuck it. Here's like 400 bucks. Do what you want. I don't know. Babe, grab the cookies.

Put the cookies in our sock. Oh, fuck, no, babe. 400 bucks or whatever. I don't care. Okay, wait, granted, granted, granted. I'm going to start pocket watching. Hold on, guys. I'm looking at everything.

Dude, you guys had a great Christmas. I'm excited for everyone. Look, is this guy got a PS5? Wait, wait, wait. Got out Sonic getting a PS5, bro. Okay, breaking news. The jewelry is probably not as expensive as we think. breaking news breaking news

that's a breaking news okay now let's let's bring it back down to reality really quick because here's a new guy and unfortunately his Christmas was not as banging

as everyone else's he got one Mr. Beast bar a Coke Zero and an iPhone charger dude is that is the disposable 3500 puff they just got back from the store dude you did get

you got three you got three vaps and Mr. Beach Crunch bar it's broken the charger and a Coke zero That's honestly That's that's that's white girl Christmas You guys that was that blue raspberry?

No it's mixed berry Oh I'm burning purple flowers Oh my god That's so funny Exposable pod device Dude your mom got really funny Eaps for Christmas

Mucky Lucky Lucky everybody is getting the PS5 I tell you what Here's another PS5 They're finally like purchasable Remember when you couldn't buy them for like three years Shout out Logan Keller

Yeah I wanted to get a PS5 and they were like, yeah, you can get it for 950 bucks on resale. And I was like, what are you crazy? I'm not buying that. What in the world is going on?

Like, how, that has never happened where it has gone out of stock for years. You know, do you want to know who started that? It was the chip that during COVID. It was the chip,

but it also had to do with the fact that, uh, Nvidia didn't have like as many, like they couldn't mass sell the, I think it was the 2080 and 2090 super. And then the 3080, 30-90. So they ran out and then when we were buying them, they ran

out and they immediately went up on like StockX eBay for like two times their price. And the other companies were like, dude, what the hell? That was when Bitcoin mining was at its peak as well. And remember the 40 series came out and went under like everyone's radar. Like no one even talked

about it. No one did. Not single person. It's silent dropped. Silent drop. I remember when that 30 series, everyone was like I need that I will stand by I got my retail I got mine retail like month one

I've dropped This is like a tanter Christmas Jupiter and Tanner are like the same person White Air Force ones In South Park socks They got Kenny on them What the hell just happened to my Oh my god

Well I just fudged up bad Oh did you Did you do your discord mess up the cameras on your thing 25 25 Damn it, Isaac, why? I got it, don't worry about it. Dude.

I got it. For some reason, you sent up image and my thing just, like, went away. So I don't know what happened, but we're back. Sorry, guys. You tripping, boy. Boy, you tripping, tripping. I don't like this person's gifts. These gifts are, these are pretty good gifts.

I'm going to leave this person alone because they look stupid. Send it here. Let's get on their ass. Merry Christmas. You're giving suck I'm just playing y'all I'm just playing y'all I'm just playing y'all

you never gonna know who it is everyone all 300 responses are gonna think it's them if they don't see their picture okay hold on level up on the PS5 because someone else also got one but they also got something else shout out to the Oh

snap crackle pop dude crabby patties These are all tins everyone's getting tins Look at this shit Christmas What did our kids Machine.

Oh, you got the big buck hunter? The whole bundle. Holy. Okay, hold on. Pause. Pause the whole phone. I hate to break it to everyone else who got the PS5s, but this guy is loaded. Okay, his parents are rich.

A.F. Look at the back. You can clearly see, you can see the mantle decorations as well as the stockings that look very high quality. As well as the decorations on top of the stockings. It's just the extra mile, ladies and gentlemen. Oh my God. Dude, oh wait, no, okay, never mind.

Oh, it depends which one you get, but they could be if they could be a few grand. Dude, this is sandalwood flooring. That's probably not even laminated. It's probably real wood. Okay, you can get it for a thousand bucks. You can get a big buck for a thousand. Still, a thousand dollar Christmas, dude. Yeah, there it is.

So I saw one for seven K and I thought that's how much it was, but that's a premium one. Yeah, you got all four. Oh, no, he has four big bucks. He has a Hunter Pro. That's the $1,000 one. I found it. why actually pocket watching we are pocket watching it's fun i like when people are rich it's cool yeah i'm looking at all your shit dude we should hang out and play big bucks sometime that's why dude

yeah we should hang out also i need gas money yeah i need to do you guys money the YouTubers the YouTubers want to come over and ring you drive for your gas money just like i just like rich people because they get they do fun things all the time they're so cool they always have fun and they're like less stressed I went to my rich friend's house and we literally went in his ATV and just drove around in the woods, like, on his property. Oh, my God, dude. What kind of life is this? I remember, like, I had the most breakthrough experience of all time when I was in high school,

and I went on a trip with a friend, like, with his family. Which I always thought it was, like, super generous of people to do that for someone else's kid, but it was, like, I think the second or third morning, we were there, we were sitting at a, we were staying at a hotel, and they were going to order room service. And then, was it home alone? Am I, Kevin McAllister, room service? Dude, I had never done ever in my entire life. I haven't either.

And then I was like, I don't know what to get. And then my friend, who's the son, was like, I think I'm going to get steak and eggs. And then I was wondering, and I was like, I wonder if I could get steak and eggs. And I was just like looking at it, just like looking around. And then his dad was like, get a big ass steak, Blake. And I was like, I'm getting a big ass steak. So then I was like, that's so cool. Dude, I want to be able to do that for like my kids' friends.

You get a big ass steak. Boy, you know a big ass steak. You want to hear? You want to hear the first time I ordered room service? Yeah. The first time, yummy. You're not going to believe it. Is that in L.A.?

It was. Not L.A. wherever we were. San Diego? Where were you? We were in San Diego. It was you and me. You were with me in the room.

It was. You were. You. I remember I got it. You, yeah. Oh, in Las Vegas? Yes. Yeah, it wasn't San Diego.

Oh, I thought you did. Wait. We thought it was my second time doing it. But like my first time. first time actually ordering it and we yeah it was mine too we went crazy we went crazy we went got our gamers ups because was that not in tampa no you were i went a day earlier yomi was already there oh my god i was i was staying uh in in the hotel and i remember i'd see you gamer subs we're we're chilling he was like man i got to go do this thing you know if you get hungry like you

said it was like slow motion like a cartoon you was like if you get honey hungry order room service my world went like it was like a camera point our entire night revolved around room service we were like should we go get food and then we were like nah let's just do room service I was like all right what time should I come over to the hotel and he was like I'm like 839 I bet we had this whole plan for the whole night only to order room service that was it then we did let me tell you we ordered room service man oh my god We got like burgers and lasagna and french fries and lots of ketchup and everything. We got like pizza, burgers, wings, french fries, mozzarella sticks, everything.

And we were just eating and all. We were like, dang. We were like taste tested everything. We were like, dang. It was like $300. Yeah, I have no idea how much it was. Remember when we went and got like a nice dinner, like just a burger dinner and it was like $350? That was, yeah.

We were in one of the hotels in Vegas, and we went to like, you know, they have like the casino floor and they have like the restaurants on the second floor. We went and got like, you know, just like burger beer. And then we checked out. Five burger. Yeah. And it was like $200, $300, $300. It was like insane. I think it was actually like $350.

It was absurd, dude. It was crazy. Wagyu beef. And I took to the bill and he was like, all right, everyone just paid me back. and I paid him 50. No one else paid. I was the only one that paid Isaac. Yeah, these guys are not paying me. I believe it. I believe it. And I felt stupid for doing it. God bless. God bless. Don't feel stupid. Feel like, like you did the right thing because you did.

True. That's true. I did the right thing, guys. Yeah. You did do the right thing. And you were responsible. Sometimes it's hard to get like people to pay you back that we live with. And I don't even know if they mean to. But I remember I called the AC guy out. I don't think anybody paid me back to the AC guy. I don't think anybody paid me back to the AC guy. What I called him out. Okay, maybe Isaac did, but it was like one or two people, max. I mean, it wasn't that expensive. Argue about who was in the comments with synopsis of why. Yeah, who's most likely to not be? Obviously, 10 because you don't... Well, obviously.

I have. Actually, we have more bigger gifts, though. Yeah, let's see, like, one or two more. Can't have the entire podcast. The annoying orange season one. God, you... Why do you want that? She's trans now.

The orange is transgender The orange is trans Yeah the voice actor Wait what Dude congrats The voice actor She just be mobbing out bro How does it happen?

I don't know She was like How do you think that discussion went underway Like in the office of annoying orange And then Pear was like Orange What bro No and then he got like

Slashed and half Orange Orange What the hell Pah And then And then Yeah, but it's a girl.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, my God. You know what they're... Oh, I did, no, I don't know, whatever. Egg cookers. Huh? Two egg cook. This guy likes eggs. That guy looks cool.

He got some eggs. He looks chilly, yeah, like he spoke sweetened cooks eggs and then eats him. Yeah. You know, I'm like in the last supper, a tapestry behind you. That's pretty cool. Wait, that is so fun. Yeah, I'm like, you know, I take the main focus of the picture and I go around it. Like, you get in, you get in the, you get in the,

that house. I get in here. I'm like, okay, yeah, the choice of wrapping paper, the polka dots was a good choice,

I believe. I believe it's a Christmas hat. That looks like a really comfy couch too. Yeah, I feel like the leather. It's super easy to clean if you like you spill like food on it. Yeah.

Yeah, it doesn't like get into like the fabric because it's leather. Just clean it off with a wiped. The pillows look old. Seasoned and probably in the family for a little bit. Yep. Yeah, that's about it.

Dude, I'm noticing a lot of people read, which is really good. I'm glad you guys are reading. I don't read enough. Which is really dumb because you guys are stupid for reading. Reading curse me to sleep. Like, oh, that'll get me. Dude, I, like, lied about how much I read over summer break. It was, like, first, it was, like, second place was, like, like, six books.

And keep in mind, I'm in, like, fourth grade. And, like, first place was me with, like, 80 books. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I lied. I lied on, like, a serious level. But you lying out money for it? That's fraudulent. I didn't get money for it.

I think it was like... I thought you meant like lied to fill out the reading log. But you just lied to like win a competition. No, it wasn't a competition. It was like, um... Well, yeah, like the winners were like announced, but like I didn't get like a gift card or anything. I think I got like first pick at the Scholastic Book Fair

where I didn't buy a single book. I bought, uh, cool shit. You didn't buy the Guinness World Record book? Come on. Okay, I did. No, I did that. I did that for... Actually, no, I didn't.

That? No, yes, I did. Oh, my God. It was only... Dude, you know what else? Huh? I'm sorry. I'm just, like, seeing something. It blew up out of nowhere, and it's so popular,

and all they did was reinvent the light bulb, bra. Stanley Cups. Have you heard about Stanley Cups? They're nothing but regular, like, Yeti Cups, but they're... Hey, those haven't been around? Stanley's been around. It has.

I thought it was new. I had never heard of it, and then all I see, everyone for Christmas is like, I'm myself a Stanley. Cup finally got that Stanley Cup Stanley stepped up their game My grandfather had a Stanley Cup When he was working

In like his 20s Yeah, they're an old company They reinvented the TikTok They went straight into TikTok and it worked I think they're TikTok shop now Because like they are TikTok AF bruh Oh yeah I saw a TikTok of a girl she was holding it

And she was complaining about She was like I have to hold it like a toddler Because it's so big Please buy it now I can't believe how popular Like okay I thought it was brand new And I was like how did they even get popular because they're doing what's been around forever.

No, they're really good cups, but like all cups are good. They all do the same thing. Yeah, literally, I've been carrying around a trash bottle. Like, I've been using this bottle for the past two months. You had. You literally use that in the last leave you see? You washed that, like in the sink? I doesn't wash it.

No. Add a boy. You should probably like wash it. Nah, don't wash it. Just get a new one. Yeah, because like if you have any backwash of the bacteria from your mouth, would just sit in there. I'm watching it when I can just get a new one.

Okay, and get a new one then. I don't know. You seem really attached to that cup. I like turtles. I like turtles. I like turtles. I still live. I will die by the Yeti Cup.

The Yeti Cup? Any cup. They're overhyped. I said it. I live by Yeti, dude. So like, I'm going to be one of those bitches that buys the Yeti dog bowls. I'm going to be like that. Oh, dude, what do you like rich?

That's what I'm going to try to look rich. Let's see how much their dog bowls are. They're like 60 bucks. Yeah. Dog bull? like really think about it how many times you're buying a dog bowl in your life because i've bought some trash ones and they don't like they don't last really not all right yeah i just realized the um the dog bowls that we use are like goat as hell now i'm curious about their price that's what

i'm thinking like i've been noticing a lot in my life i've always i've always tried to cheap out and get the better deal and do the cheaper option yeah you want to hear it just doesn't last and then you buy another one you don't have to buy you starting my dog bulls were uh old chinese takeout boxes for a while. We bought dog bowls. That was cool. You want to hear about a struggle bus. I was a board. How was the captain? I get a $2 dog bowl and it's all warped and like fucked up within like two months. It's like how does that even happen? How does my stainless steel bowl?

Like how is it like diagonally sideways, bro? What do you do to it? It dumped it and warped it. They changed shit. What was that movie where that guy was like bending spoons with his mind? Or was the show? What was it? That's the whole movie? I don't know, bro. No, he was like, he was like, he was like, he was like, like a, I don't remember. I was just thinking it'd be really funny

if you got downstairs and you find out your dog's psychic because he twisted a dog wool until like an origami paper crane or something. Dude, Yetty is like crazy, bro. They are just, they are selling some crazy shit. A cashed iron skillet

for 400 bucks. Okay, all right, listen. Is it ever that serious? That is like stupid, okay? I hate, I hate brands that don't stay in their lane, dude. Yeti was very affordable for a long time and then they just kept going up and up and up and up and up. Yeah, they

played the game of how much can we get away with and they're still going up. They turned into like Southern Boy designer so like the guys with the lifted Chevy trucks have the bolted down Yetty coolers in the bed. Okay, Yeti coolers worth it. Will not go bad ever.

They're the best. But everything else you can just Let's see if their coolers are more expensive too. Let me see. They used to be 300 bucks for a good sized one. Dude, a candy bar is $3.30. Hmm? What'd you say?

Whoa. I don't even remember what I just said. Oh, wait. You just said a candy bar. A candy bar is $3.30. Oh, wait, look up. That's a lot for a candy bar. Look up egg glue.

He said $3 and $30. Big glue coolers are goat. They're goat. Like, I'll literally break an egg glue colder. Three and a half dollars for a Snickers bar this big. Like, are you kidding me? That's a step too far. You have to buy them at places where it's not convenient.

Don't go to a gas station and buy that. Yeah, convenience stores getcha, bruh. Like, I went to a Dollar General to do some quick grocery shopping on the way home. When I used to live in Tennessee and I got, um, it says the laundry detergent. And then the softener, I got both of them. Yeah. Fabric softener laundry detergent. They were like $9 each.

And I was like, bruh. At the dollar store? Dollar General, yeah. But they just upcharge everything for convenience because they always put them right next to neighborhoods. Like they go straight residential where they build them. Yeah. And then you get them. It's how they get you.

Duh, duh. Don't fall for the trap, bro. Just go to the damn Costco. What's crazy is the Snakers bar is four bucks, but a Costco hot dog's a dollar 50. No one, Sam hell. Keep the hot dog a dollar 50. Yep. Damn, dude.

Sorry, I'm still looking at Yeti. $450 for a suitcase. They make suitcases? They make all kinds of outdoor travel gear. Ridge wallet makes suitcases now. It's not even a big suitcase. Dude, have you seen those funny wallets with a 50s? faces on him.

Yeah, the little mad one with the eyeballs and the marble eyes. What are you guys talking about? I know what he's talking about. It's a leather wallet. That's crazy. The guy who's on TikTok all the time, it doesn't know what we're talking about. That's cool. I'm not TikTok all the time. We're on TikTok all the time. I'm really surprised.

What? You normally know like all these references, but this time you know. I think he's too deep. No, yeah, right. Yeah, no, right now I'm, no, I'm not in too deep. I haven't been on my phone a bunch within the past, like, month. I've just been doing the same thing every day. We got to build a company, bro.

Ridge wallet partnered with the NFL and they have official NFL wallet. Gosh. What? Oh, we know, they didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't. They didn't.

They didn't. Is it open source or something? No. No, it's not free. You have to pay a little licensing fee or talk to like a marketing director over there and say, hey, I want to put like the teams on my product or make a product about the teams. Can I do that?

And then they'll say, they'll come back around after doing like research and be like, yeah, you can. But you have. to pay us like X percent of every sale or all profits. It's a bejillion. Our officially licensed NFL wallet.

Yeah, that's not lie. They are officially licensed. Where's that group wallet? What if we just started selling NFL merch out of our backyard? We would get sued. Yeah. Dude, do you want to hear something crazy?

I see that damn if I miss this jump shot, I kill myself. Nike shirt. It's real. That is real. Do you want to hear this? So do you know Super Bowl? I know it.

Yeah. They make before everything. They make like a hundred thousand like t-shirts or like whatever like merch of both teams. The team that wins how does it gonna end? Yeah.

The teams that win everything obviously gets bought, you know, Super Bowl winners. The team that loses, they donate like to other like third world countries. So you'll see like pictures of like these like kids with the

Salvation Army. And it's the Super Bowl loser t-shirts of like the Steelers from 2008 or something which is just absurd well I mean it's actually it's kind of good it's a good cause my god Ridge and Yeti are the same Ridge is selling a $105

pin that's nuts dude suck whoa what's going on guys I like Ridge though I want their suitcase but I don't know where it's at I can't find it let me see how expensive it is it's 300 bucks for a carry-on

can Adidas duffel bag duffel bags I haven't tried duffel bags Duffel bag They're okay You can only fit so much There's a It's for certain people

You have to get a big duffel Like a big one Like a big boy Now I can see myself having this If I was like a really outdoorsy guy Who liked climbing mountains See I have no idea what you're talking about I see no pictures

Just the suitcase Just the suitcase to know. I saw a TikTok or a few TikToks about pillows recently. And like there's, like one just said, your pillow that you have right now probably just like appeared one day and you just like used it for your whole life. That is the most real thing I've heard. Yeah.

And like that's so true. Because like all my pillows right now, I have no idea how or when I got them, but they've been there forever. And they're so comfortable and nothing else works. Yeah. Mine are also a little yellow. Perfect. They're perfect.

They're so beautiful. Like are your yellow? Are your, your pillows yellow? Uh, yeah, they are. The one under, deep under the perfect, uh, pillowcases is a yellow pillow. That's been through hell and back. It's nuts. It's like everyone got that damn yellow pillow. Everyone got that damn yellow pillow. Mm-hmm. Yellow pillow. I don't know. I don't know. I just have yellow pillows.

Girls in the chat. Do you guys have yellow pillows as well? Is that just a boy thing? No, girls have yellow pillows. You can answer to, feel free. They do. They cover it up and they try to hide it, but they do. It's like when they fart, they don't tell you farted, they farted in the nature's life. And should we be embarrassed of our yellow pit? No, we should be proud because we've, we've used something way beyond. A yellow pillow and I'm proud. Yeah, we've used it way beyond its natural course of life.

Pillows are usually like, uh. No, you know, something tragic I noticed today, though, I was carrying my pillow upstairs. And I noticed that there was like a divot in the middle. I was like, whoa, it's not going like back. It's not fixing itself. That's kind of scary. What, we're, huh? I thought there was like a resolution.

I have a new pillow. I wait that was probably the most W Christmas gift I got that I forgot about I got a purple pillow for my because my neck was hurting so bad My felt too my neck doesn't hurt anymore It's really fun of touch It did it helps neck pain But I figured out what my problem was so maybe if you guys have neck pain and you don't know what's going on Nope my issue was that I would readjust so much in my sleep and sometimes I'd sleep on my side

But like this is so tall like from the edge of my shoulder to like my neck is so wide, so long. So I'd be like this or whatever or like the opposite. But now when I stack the purple pillow, it's so firm that it's like a, it literally just, it's like a block. And my neck doesn't even, like my head doesn't go down. So if I ever go on my side, I'm good. Yeah, I never ever sleep on my side.

But if I do, I actually, I sleep on really elevated pillows. So I have like two pillows under my head, which is. Yeah, I think that's good. But I usually sleep on my stomach. Also, I got to say back to that whole pillow thing, dude. like when moving here I didn't bring any of my pillows because I was like I'll be back and forth between you know this house and like where I used to live and blah blah blah but I got like I got like temperate pillows dude and they're not as hype as the yellow pillow man you know

what I'm saying it is not as hype you gotta turn the temperate it to a yellow pillow you got to use it for a decade I don't think it's possible who wants to do that it's a whole decade perfectly fine yellow pillow yellow pillow yellow pillow duh gang gang gang gang a Yellow pillow, gang, Gang, a guy. Galla pillow. Yellow pillow. Yellow pillow.

Yeah. Y, Donna Remix comes out before. We got Donna Remakes before Donna Too. Bro, we got Dona Reh. You said Donna II before Dona 2 before GTA 6. We got GTA 6 before Donna 2. Wait, what do you think is actually coming out first?

Donna 2 or GTA 6, be real. If Donna 2 doesn't come out first, Donna 2's never coming out. That's a really great observation. I would say Donna 2. Yeah, It has to be Donatoo. What?

2025 is when it's releasing. That's the whole year. Dude, is Donatoo ever going to happen? Who's going to be on it? Half the people we used to make music with are like gone. I did they do terrible things. Did they? I don't know.

I have no idea, but I haven't talked to it with like two years. That whole service. The only one we're still, we still talk to is Cage. That is the only one we talk to. Cage to go. Cage is like kind of appears sometimes in our house. We had to build a whole new roster. Whole new roster.

So then it wouldn't even be Dona, too. It would just be a brand new album. We'd have to. A brand new album. Let's bring a one and only back. Down. This is where we put a soft wheelie going, no. No.

I'd be on a song with him. With one and only? Me, one and only pack God and Freddy Dred. Holy shit. That's a packed roster. Freddy Dread would that be fun. Freddy Dread would be fun. I hear he's pretty.

He's pretty chill. He's got a big, perfect beard. He does have that. He looks just like that one other dude. What's his name? Oh, he looks like Axel. Yeah. Yeah.

I think that's why they became friends. They're just twins. Twinning them. Go best friend. They're twin them. Man, this podcast is really hard to run with three people. Has I'm ordering DoorDash. No, we're chill.

Yeah, I'm about to make the best topic switch ever. Nah, never mind. Have I eaten today? Yeah, so I've been watching South Park. I've watched probably more South Park in the past week than I have ever. Yeah, yeah. This was the first episode that made me laugh so frequent, and often it was the O'Long Johnson episode.

You know that damn cat that goes, O'Long Johnson. O'Long, O'Long. I forget the bit, but... Wait, what is it? It was 10 years ago, 16, 16 or 17? Oh yeah, it was like the trend one So they were doing like all these internet trends

Like you know planking and stuff They're like making up all these trends And then that cat came out And he was like, oh long Johnson And then that became a trend So all the kids were like going to public places And doing oh long You're right

And then it got old I saw that I saw that episode What was the new one? This is the No, Olawn Johnson was the old one And a new one came around The one after?

Long Johnson? Yeah. He's talking about a trend or something. Shit, what was the last time you, was that the last episode you saw? No. Damn, what am I thinking of? Was there something before O'Long Johnson? Yeah.

What was it? There's faith healing. Faith healing. Faith healing. They did it on stage or something. That was awesome. Yeah. What was so funny about O'Long Johnson?

I don't remember. They had like a translator because like they thought the cat was like running these trends on the internet. And so they had like, like a translator go in and try to talk to the cat and the cat was like, oh long Johnson. And the guy was like, Olong Johnson.

Uh, I'm like, it's so funny. So, long Johnson. Oh, dude, that old,

we found it. I found it. I actually found it, for real. Because it was a Vannas sound effect. The, and then Larry and I went on a scavenger hunt. And then we couldn't find it

And then we found it It's in the older season It's when It's in South Park Yeah it is a I knew we knew it was South Park When we saw the bikers Go

Mbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv You know we're like Oh my God, it sounds so familiar And then we watched an episode about What was it? Some illness Some fake Was Ebola?

Probably was Ebola. Oh, gluten, gluten-free Ebola. Is it gluten-free Ebola? I don't know. I have no idea, dude. I forget. Whatever. I need to go back to school.

You know, it's not as funny? Like, didn't really, like, hit as hard or pulled up as well as South Park at all. It's a family guy. That shit is not that funny. It fell off. I mean, I feel like, it hits sometimes, but it's, like, I don't know. There's so much, there's so much in-family guy that isn't funny to me. Yeah

Compared to South Park South Park It's just they hit it They hit the nail on the head Almost every time Yeah it's impressive How good their jokes are I don't think I've seen

Some of the Single Miss Maybe like Some of the really early seasons Are really funny Back when they were like Kind of creating lore For the characters

And just doing like Dumb shit But they still had to keep it Like Frigg's like Frick's like Where he flipped off Mr. Mackey

Yeah Did you just feed me off And he's like No and then he walks out and he like flips off car and he's like hey yeah it's good words are like

bullets words are like bullets oh they gave me a little suit and tie it was Tanner who was so obsessed with South Park that put the house on South Park yeah but he wasn't obsessed he like I think it's like a wave thing like it keeps coming back so

well it was like his dad was like we love South Park and then his dad would mention South Park and then it would just it would be on the TV and then once it's on the TV it's over because like we don't change shit we just we stick to what we watch. Okay we have to like talk about that. Thank God I bought

this this huge Goliath mammoth TV it's energy efficient so you can leave it on but when I say like you can leave it off a little bit I don't mean like I think we went through four or five seasons

of South Park just because it was ambient like I came downstairs like from season 14 we're on like season 18 and I was like what the hell is going on four seasons of South Park it's like eight hours straight

oh also what happened with dude huh I was gonna say I was gonna do a little topic transition okay wait into before before that

I want to ask what happened with Randy like why did he get like way funnier he's so mellow in the goat in the older episodes he was just so like so funny I'm on Stan like that's it oh he turns like goat he turns go a all right you can go ahead and topic switch I don't know what happened um I think 2024 is the next 2016 type year where people are going to be like oh remember 2024 that was the best year ever like I think 2024 is going to be the

I can see it next culturally significant year ever really yeah I think so because like well what makes you say that because all this is happening all this ish I don't know yet, but a lot's gonna happen. I'm thinking. Tell me about it. I'm thinking, what were the similarities? I'll probably drop.

True. Which happened in 2016. True. Is that all? That's it. Drake's gonna drop, Frank Ocean, and that's what... That's your whole comparison.

That's why 2024. Frank Ocean's gonna save the world. I don't know. Just something about 2024. Like, doesn't that just sound like... 2024. You're right. That just came out naturally.

So, like, what happens is like the past four years five years I can understand being trash because of COVID the economy and everything just being lame as hell and everybody being lame yeah

this could be the first year where we're kind of like separating from that maybe not I'm thinking 2025 or 2026 because then you got GTA 2025 right 2025 might be go it's not 224

then it's 2025 true one more year guys we can get through it one more year he's placing his bets like once GTA 6 is out there's not

nothing to look forward to anymore. Like it's over. In life, like period. Like, that's it. Like, that's the peak. Kids getting married. GTA 6 right came, babe. I'm gone. Yeah, like we're done here.

2016 was insane. Think about it, dude. Wasn't, isn't it 2016 freshman cipher? Yeah, that's the famous cipher. The famous cipher. That was the last good one. With the Uzi and Yadi in 2017.

Yeah, an Uzi drop. There would ever be another one like that. No, there won't. I don't even think they do they still do cyphers because if so I haven't seen them. They do and they're horrible. I think there will never be another one like that because like that style of music is kind of out. But that style of music had it's so dumb to use the word like swag. But I don't think it literally was like swag rap.

Like 2016 was literally that is like encompassing. It was dude. Erase your socials. Kind of trap. All that. What was um? What album did an easy job in 2016? I was like, was it extortor life?

I don't know. The 2017. If you're reading this is too late, did that drop in 2016? That's Drake. That was early in 2016, I think. Was it 2015 or 16? 2016 was just goat. Maybe it was because Drake finally, like, marinated.

There was a lot of music. I think, so I think what's happening is nowadays is like, so the of-and-coming artists are too busy on trying to build out a persona than trying to just, like, have fun and make good music, I think. So they're trying to fit an image. to sell themselves and to create a brand to make more money. They're trying to get an image that's not there yet.

Yeah, there's a lot more to capitalize on if you have a brand and an image and all that stuff. And then I think that there's a lot of one-off like garbage TikTok music that is in the short lifespan. And I think that's overtaking all the charts and all the radio. And it's not like, the 2016 music was all the music. You know, like there was no competition.

It was like there was no one that could compete with him in 2016-17. Yeah, there is no. Savage, all those people. Charting. is like so insignificant nowadays. It's like artists will be like, we just hit number one on billboard guys. Holy effing poop.

And everyone's like, ah, goat, ha. And then like two days later, you're at like 82. Like you suck. Yeah. Meanwhile, you are having to like learn to compete with that new, like this new like life of music since it's so short.

Like who's even listening to Utopia from Travis Scott anymore? True. Astro world lasted years. People listen to that shit for three years. years. People are still probably listening to you, Toby, but nothing near, like, how it was before. For all my dogs was a huge flop. Sorry, I'll say it. Actually, no, first person shooter was pretty good.

That's about it. Everything else. The whole album was pretty much a flop, and then the Yee song turned into a TikTok sound, and that was its life pretty much. But it's like... Like, what albums are we coming back to nowadays? Anything? You by Echo 2K? No, it's just you. Like, it's only you. I go back to all the Kendrick albums.

Like, I go back to Dam and to Pippa Butterfly and Untitled Unmastered. What do I do? I don't listen to solo albums often. Not solo, but... I did go back to Astro World. I got to Blonde all the damn time. I'm more... Yeah, blonde is, yeah.

Blond's pretty good. Any King Cool album, go... Acid rap by a chance. Acid rap. You go back to. That makes tapes good. I'm more of a singles guy. I won't lie.

I like singles in the EP is a whole lot It's just a whole lot A whole lot more to digest It's hard for me to keep track of what songs are on what albums But I'll listen to a lot of old Lowell Wayne albums too Dude Lil Wayne had like 82 albums I don't blame you for saying

Like you can't keep track of which one was in which I don't think he had that many albums did he? Mirror on the wall Here we come again is one for my b rise and fall you are my eyes Was that Bruno Mars

You sang that Yeah he was Where is Bruno He should come back Bruno Bruno has a Making music with What's his name?

Oh Oh oh Oh Oh My son is Korean But he danced like MJ What is his name Pack

Anderson Pack Anderson Pack Anderson Pack And Bruce Have like This conjoined Little Little collective

Of Whatever pop reggae. Yeah, what was, what was like the song that like blew

the hell up from them? I don't know. Oh, it was 24-karrit magic. I haven't listened to it. 24-kart magic. I think it was that,

but that was it. I don't think that was... 24-gammatic in the end. I mean, that was Bruno Mars, but I don't think that was... It was their little groupie. It was a groupie thing that they had.

He was on that? Technically, I mean, it was like back when, it's like a... Was it Jack Boys? What was it? Jack Boys was hard.

I think they stopped Jack Boys because I think they thought Sheck West was trash. Because they also took him off the album for Utopia. Did Sheck West do anything? Pass Mobile. Yeah. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he has a lot of really good music.

He has a lot of... It's like older though. Like ESPN was really good. Chippy. Yes. Yes. ESPN. Gmail.

I think Mud Boys is the album that he made. That was really good. good or like I like it. Remember, dude. I just don't. I'm trying to think. Liv Shake West is hard as hell. Live Shaq West.

Bitch, I'm dying, Shaq Wes. Hey. Chek West reminds me of Bobby Shmurda and just kind of like how they exist in the rap world. Yeah. Do you remember when Mo Obama music video drew up? That was like the Harlem Shake. So much traction I got. Harlem Shake.

Did you guys do one? I made one when I was a kid. Nah. You guys didn't make one? No, I made. You guys were boring. Make a life. Did you make a Harlem shake video?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did. Oh, you did? It was with my friend Connor and it was in his basement. And I remember I hid behind the curtain and I had a mask on and I came out and started doing the dance. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I was hanging from a basketball goal and I was air-humping and my mom saw it.

She got mad at me, I think. Yep, that's how it goes. I bet so many kids had that same experience because I had the same thing happen to me on God. It's like, why you're doing that? Don't do that, Blake? And I was like, Blight, what are you doing? Air hump in the basketball court.

Come on now. Wait till marriage now. Come on. It was fun, dude. We were doing the Harlem Shake, bro. Do you do the Harlem Shake. Listen, Mom, you'll just ever get it, okay?

That's all I have to say. It's so, I just hate, I can't, I think about it all the time. The lifespan of things on the internet nowadays. And at what point does the acceleration stop? Because it has gotten faster. And I don't know, you, yeah, you and I, I now. We're going to, we're starting to slow down.

So we're, look at us. We're like looking at, and everybody just quit. We literally just pissed all over TikTok, like, rappers. Like, took a huge whiz on their face. The thing is, it's like, you think about Harlem Shake in 2016 or 2013, 14. I don't even know what year it was.

But it was like one of the big things of the year. You know, on YouTube, we'd do like a recap of things in the year. Well, here, here, here. What made it? What made it big? There's like three factors. everyone talked about it that's the only one I could think of

someone else can be impressed I don't know why did you say three if you only thought of one the thing is is like everything was so centralized and non-competitive for attention so it didn't take a lot to get somebody's attention and everybody was on board to kind of like not compete

and just join in if that makes sense people were joining into movements instead of trying to create competing movements and now everybody's trying to make a quick buck and they're just making this garbage that lasts a week and then it dies. Spit in the milk, TikTok challenge. Grab the nearest baby by the legs and

spin it fast. We need a cultural reset and I'm going to be the forefront of it. Oh. I'm tired of seeing people fucking brag about their TikTok RPM on Twitter. Like, shut up, this world is like people are so like they act like they're so

tapped into this whole business like creative world and it just It makes me so mad to see because Nobody has it most people don't know what they're talking about that are on Twitter TikTok is dude Everyone who's like doing like TikTok shit Dude you were like getting you were a puppeteered you're getting puppeteered You know what I think is crazy

It's a pyramid scheme dude that people it is crazy that people will watch movies on two times speed or skip through boring parts It's like really When I went saw Openheimer with a I don't know why keep saying openheimer but Oppenheimer Open open open open saw that with Tanner and Larry They were both sleeping at like an hour in Well yeah but they both They both had Delta A blinkers before watching the longest movie in the world

And they ate all my popcorn I did I do not I do not blame them okay I'll be honest that movie you do have to trudge through along a little bit You cannot you absolutely cannot be high But still They didn't even tell me they were high bro

They were like yeah I'll go see the movie If you guys can be forward Here, listen, listen, just the heads up. When they say, yeah, I'll go see the movie with you, they are either already high or they're going to smoke and then come with you. Because that's what we did when we went to go see what the hell is the movie called by like gizzy gaza or whatever. The hell of his name was it? It was the talk to me. Talked the hand.

The girl. Raka, racka raka. Racka, gizzy guys or whatever, you know. What is it gizzy gazing? Gaza. It's an old Minecraft YouTuber. Um,

like they were, they were already high in a car. Dude, they were already. Like they were giggling about dumpsh in the back of my, in the back seats. Like, I can't remember anything after a fun night like that.

You can't remember. What do you mean? Like, I can't watch a movie doing that because it goes, it goes by so fast. Fast. Yes, it goes by so fast that I never forget.

I could count the frames in a movie if I were to, if I were to do like a Delta A Blanker, dude. Like, time just like slows down for me. But then it's, I don't know. I just don't like, if I have to use my brain when I'm high, I just won't get high. I don't think you had to be using your brain to watch a Mario movie, man. Let's be real. You do.

You actually do. Larry lost his mind when take on me started playing at the Donkey Kong part. He started crying. He was laughing so hard. He was sobbing. They overjudged that movie, bro. It was not even that bad. Oh, actually,

it was the worst movie of all time. They will, yeah, they... I didn't even seen it yet. Larry and I, like, I can appreciate it, but Larry is a huge, huge stickler for movie cliches. He will notice them, and then just be like, he'll throw up his hands like an old guy. An old man, when his grandson strikes out at the plate,

he'll just be like, ah, go. Take on me, starts playing. They're having an epic scene God damn it Like he's a huge He hates it It's really funny to watch him Like react to it

But he hates it It wasn't okay I liked Mario movie It was fun Which is funny It's funny It's funny What's the next movie

Coming out It's gonna be good As we wrap up this podcast They're done Movies are done All right Movies are done Dude

When I went I was looking to go see a movie Over the break Or over this like Before Christmas I was like There'd be something Coming out right

Everything they were playing Was old Christmas movies And I was like This is trash boy in the heron. Yes, yes. Tanner saw it. The Ghibli movie?

That was about it. That's all I know. I hear it was a movie that Tanner watched. He said it was okay, but when I looked it up, the reviews were like insanely good. Well, yeah, they have like the most goadest voice actors in the entire world. Like they're not even like, I'm talking like this might rival like, you know, if you like, you have dub and subbed. So you have like the OG, like Japanese voice actors.

at Studio Ghibli, and then you have like, the Americanized version of in English. But they had like really, they had like Christian Bail as the heron. Like what? Where's the budget for that? Where's the bird talking out of? What? Well, it's, it's Ghibli films

like, that ain't no fucking bird. It's rated ever or like most watched ever. Ghibli? Yeah. Because of a heron, brough. So that's how they get their money. That's the devil. A heron? It's a bird.

is the devil. Dude, how is it talking, though? Dude, you sound my dad. Dude. It's freaking magic. Must be of the devil. So dumb. You're so dumb.

The devil's trying to ruin Christmas with a devil bird. Magic is real. Santa Claus isn't real. Sorry, everyone at home. Sorry, everyone at home. All right, guys, let's go into this 2024 strong. Let's have a strong start and finish it out. Let's see if we can do one year of, like, challenge yourself.

One year challenge. I thought you're about a one year challenge. Yeah, here's our, challenge that we're going to fail at the same amount of time. It'll take people who go to the gym three times and then quit for their New Year's resolution. Our New Year's resolution is that all of us are going to personally promise ourselves that we won't miss a single podcast and it'll last about two weeks and then someone's going to miss us. Yeah.

I think he actually might kick off and we'll fail. I don't. Yeah. Like, someone's going to miss the next one for sure. I don't think. Oh, it is. Yeah. No.

I don't think stop. Willis coming back until the fourth. May the fourth be with you Nanner might miss the next one Tanner I haven't spoken to that guy since he left town I don't know where he's at I don't know where Tanner is gone

nowadays Tanner has been he'll like he'll tag us in stories and that's about as much communication as well he doesn't even respond like he'll be directly messaged

and he'll instead he'll post I got a clock in my rari lowest singing Fettywop on the story of Instagram I'm like yeah Tanner when are you coming back like we gotta talk about stuff and I wanted to do this

and he'll just post like Peter Griffin morphing into like a Freddie Fasbear and running around dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb Whatever the hell New Year's resolution let's all be kind to others and Kind to ourself Okay Jesus

Whatever you say man See what we can do All right New Year's resolution I'm going to say please and thank you Oh my New Year's resolution I'm going to eat a lot of mashed potatoes and gravy You suck What's a real one

Before we go, before we go, before we go. It's like a real New Year's resolution. I'll play basketball and hit a three-pointer. Yeah! Okay. Okay, all right. I'll hit 10 threes in a row. I mean, that's pretty easy, though.

I'll do 15 threes in a row. That'd be harder. Make it 20. Okay, yeah, challenge yourself. Challenge yourself. Yeah. There you go. 23s.

You'll have all year next year to make 23s in a row. 23 turnaround. Okay, all right. Grunk, what about you? Anything? Don't say be kind. I think I just want to be healthier in general, I think.

Okay, yeah. General healthy, healthyness. It's good. We'll see how long that lasts. Because, like, I don't know, this,

this, like Christmas season, I've eaten like, hooey. Whoe, man. It's not good. If I need him, like bad.

Like, like, whenever I'm not on campus, I'm not walking around, just, I'm just sitting here. Campus isn't worse than that than home? Well,

campus, you're walking a shit ton. Well, yeah, but like you're eating like deep fried bagels. I mean, yeah, but like it's better than eating deep fried bagels

than sitting at your desk. True champ, true champ. I got to work on my time management. That's what I have to do. Speaking of time management, I have to go back to editing. So I'm going to wrap up the podcast guys.

We're running this thing. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen for magging. Mogging on the haters. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. You have some okay gifts, I guess. another year of support for the group chat.

No, legit, actually. I know it's only the three of us here, but genuinely thank you for the past year. Dude, we really got to start uploading more videos for you guys on the group channel. That should be all of our news. There have been some really, you guys are not going to believe it. There's been some humongous projects that have gone terribly wrong. It's been like a fair and curse level of luckiness.

It is a joke, okay? We'll tell you two things. Okay. One, our editor's apartment burned down. Two, our editor got, a different editor got robbed at gunpoint and lost his lap. No, it's actually, this is, this sounds like a fake, dude. The way you're saying this, it sounds fake. I am not kidding.

Here I'll say in the genuine Isaac voice, one of our editors' apartments burned down. One of our editor's laptop got stolen out of their car on college campus. That had our edited video on it. Yes. Yeah, he was like, hey, man, I really wish I could send someone over it. but my project file is in someone else's bag. Like, how does that work? Yeah.

Like, how does that work? Quite an unlucky scenario. Dude, it is cartoonist the amount of bad luck we've had for 2023, so wish us luck for 2020. We won't carry any of it. We won't carry any of it. We'll rest on your laurels or good to rest on your laurels. I rest on a bed. I've never read.

I've never heard that saying in my life. Lorals. Resting on their laurels. Lerals. Resting on their laurels? Shout out Green Needle. Shout out Code Group. Oh, yeah.

Shout out on Green Needle. Thanks, you guys. Have a great New Year's. Yep. Enjoy yourself. Spent time with family. Love each other. Be positive.

Whatever. Happy holiday. Happy New Year. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. Bye.