The Group Chat - #87 - Last to Leave VC Has a Dark Secret

Episode Date: January 5, 2024

For the first time in Isaac's series, something truly unthinkable happens.. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

We have a comedian. Wow. Welcome to the comedian chat podcast where we have a comedian in the call right here. We have a special guest. Comedian. Everybody, give her out of applause to comedian right here. I'm over here laughing, okay? All right, listen.

You're sick, actually. You're providing a lot of coughs. You're producing a lot of COVID. It's the season on a lot of bronchitis. I don't even sick no more. We don't want to go for nobody's throats. The sickest voice ever. I got over it, actually.

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen to the group chat podcast, episode 98. Wow, we're almost at 100. Yeah, we're very close. Two more. Once we get to 100, we're stopping, by the way. Yeah. That's our last step. Wait, can we do season two once we get to episode 100?

And season two is like, we always... I feel like season two should have been started at the end of the year. But how many... What was the last time you saw a season with 100 episodes? Joe Rogan? One piece, maybe? Does Joe Rogan even do seasons? I think that guy just goes up to it.

He's on episode like 1,300. Yeah, 1400. How does he do it? Season 1, by the way. He's making so much money. Season 1. Get us on Joe Rogan levels. Before we continue, I want to mention real quick about Game Resups Lean, right?

Make sure y'all use co-group 10% off. I think that like it was never said before. I know. Before I continue. Breaking news. Huge news. Look at my potion, bro. Here's the crazy news.

Look at my potion. I got THC in it. I got, Um, you know what I'm saying? I got toad Venom. Uh-huh. Okay, I got to

Vindum in there. And of course I got some lean because you know, you gotta mix up the top, you know what I'm saying? Oh, I got on God, I got on got on.

Hey. It's like one of those dancing, a little like baby yeah, Melon baby immersion videos. What are you saying? I follow a path. Sorry,

really great. Oh, well, I guess, I guess the viewers are going to notice that we're down two people. Okay. We have to address that first. I mean,

Tanner's been gone for a long. It has been gone for a long. Like, Like four He moved, do you guys know that? Well, I actually Go ahead and tell him that?

Larry's face. I wish I just crashed your car before. Larry let me drive his car before. I just wanted to crash it really bad. Whenever you're driving behind your friends, do you ever like want to just rear in them as a joke? I want to just like fucking I want to put them. I want to roll those their entire vehicle with my own.

When Isaac walks especially, I want to like, ran right into a band. You can't do that. In a world where repairs cost nothing. in the world where car repairs are free, I would do it. Yeah. Like, like, like, getting to a red light and your friend comes to a full stop, you go,

you're like, there's no car left, it's just paper. You're like in a four-way intersection. You see your friend across. You're like, oh, shit. And then you see him, you're like, ah! Yeah, like get destroyed. That'd be awesome. You know what I've been seeing a lot?

Dude, I've been seeing these TikToks. It's a same. same sound. It's from lethal company where this guy's like, he had a shotgun and they keep doing the fucking what is that thing when your body gets all hard and gross. Oh, rigamortis.

Rigamortis. Yeah. They've been doing the, what? What? A rigumortis is what happens after death when the body still moves. Rigor mortis? Yes. Rick and Morty is what you mean. Let me give you a visual example. You ready? It's like, okay, let's say I'm talking to Isaac and he pulls out of nine.

Whoa. If I just shoot Larry the skull. Watch. Watch. Oh, that. No, no, no, no. No, you got to hold them up like there, like about a cash to spell. Oh, like this. Like this. No. No. Also, no. I wish I had a camera right now. Oh, my God.

Wait, let me try it again. What is this? I'm like, looked up rigor mortis and it is really crazy. It's a movie? It might be a movie. It's a pretty common... Yeah, you got to be... It's a scientific term for what happens to a body after death.

No, it's a movie too. What? Never mind, dude. What the age? Is it good? How many reviews is they have? It's a 6.3 out of 10% of IMDV with the 65% of tomatoes. Oh my gosh, it's in Cantonese.

Rottenese. Uh, rotten tomatoes are good, I guess. I was, I think. What's the... Ron tomatoes are gross. If you have more on tomatoes, it was good. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know why rotten tomato. I don't know how, why I wouldn't, well, if you get tomato, it's bad, right? If you get booed off a stage, is that I have anything to do with it? You know, and they're like, so, like,

we're really talking about like this when we could be addressing where Tanner and Yomi are. Okay, has a migraine. Soft hands. Oh, way to put in the boring terms. Yeah,

why would make something up? All right, listen up, everybody. No, hold on. Because he got re-erended by Larry. What happened? Your dog is barking? Yes. mooki

oh my god i'm gonna have to sit there every time i hear that bark or delete delete no you don't got to do all that no don't worry guys i have a secret setting that removes all the sound in the background okay not that one i were gonna have to i forgot what i was gonna say what was i something about

why tanner was missing maybe i don't know yeah well Tanner's missing. He's just not back yet. He was just in family. And Yummy has a migraine. I was going to say that I've been listening to some Joe Rogan podcast just kind of like,

a little bored, and then I also was like, listen to him. And bro, I was just telling Larry about this and Yummy. The podcast with The Rock had to have been one of the craziest

most boring podcasts I ever listened to. And I dicked on The Rock like a few podcasts back. Dude, remember when I said that I was like shitting on the Rock we were talking about him?

You guys were talking about the movies and stuff. Dude, the Rock is great. Dude, I listened to that podcast you have to listen to that podcast. I felt like he barely contributed anything to that podcast until like they started only talking about restaurant.

It's kind of like, it's kind of perfect though. The rock is great, but he's a bro. Like, let's be honest. The guy is a bro. He's a gym, bro. So like the way his conversations flow is like if you just like got done like benching and he's standing right next to you and he starts talking for no reason. And you're like, right, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I know. It was crazy. Back when I was in WrestleMania. Yeah. But you think he's an actor. He's on like bedtime movie.

I know. But dude, how do you know when he's like him and when he's not him? When is it the rock and when is it Johnson? Like what's the difference? When he's making it fucking Kevin Hart. You mean Dwayne? Johnson.

The way, Dwayne, Johnson. That's like me asking, when is he, when is he Nick and when is he Willie? Like, how do I tell the two differences between each other?

That's real. Listen, listen. You can tell when there's Willie and the, house and there's Nick in the house you can tell. It's a different vibe when Willie's house completely separate vibe. Willie in the house sounds like Corey in the house

unwanted sequel. His kid named Willie. What's Corey in the house's last name? In the house? In the house? Kenyon. Come on. Girl. Willie Kenshin. That guy. Does he still make videos? Is he like polling right now?

Corey no. No. He's like taking a break. Oh, Corey Kenshin. Yeah, he took an eight-year break Good for him to go The answer is yes, he is Oh my God Wait, no, it was six months ago Oh, whoa, he actually was taking a break

Yeah Dang, dude, he pulled a soft willy Except it's a little, not as long I'm taking a year break, bro Dude, a year? It's been like two and a half No, it's been a year It's been four

Shut the fuck So what have you done in your break? Me? Yeah. what we went to Guitar Center Hey, I'm at S-B-Hm. Not you.

I bought Larry this. I did a ball pit there. I have a lot of fun play with these balls there. Went to a wage wound. We went to Oh. Nice hack, drunk. We went to Tokyo.

Dude, so so tell me how the fucking rock doesn't even know. He didn't know until Joe Rogan's podcast that the cyber truck existed. Whoa. He's just not on social media. you like that. I'm telling you, dude. I told it.

It was like, he's like, he's like Patrick. You know when Patrick gets up from the rock and he's like stuck to the wall? Like I've been living under a rock. Yeah, and then he has to peel off of it. That's what he does. Every, every single morning. I could see it. Like, I feel like, people that are that successful. They have no reason to be on the internet, really. Yeah, dude. They make so much money.

He was like boasting about loving pickup trucks. That's like, that's a fucking pickup truck. It's like, yeah. Yeah. But like, it's not like, like, like, okay. When I think of the rock, I'm thinking of like old pickup. I'm thinking like old muscle cars. I'm thinking that.

Ram, F-150. Yeah, all reliable. It got 300,000 miles under the hood. He's, like, always working on it, too. It's like always not at the fully functional state, but he's always fixing it. Someway, shit for him. Right. You know what it is?

With Joe Rogan's, like, other guests and stuff like that, I feel like they actually contributed a lot, and, like, Joe had conversation. It just felt like Joe was talking about things. Like, Joe brought up, like, a random volcano that almost made humans extinct. And then the rock was like, really? Wow. Really? Wow.

No way. It was like a teacher in a student moment. Dude, I bet Joe was like, come on, come on, man. Like if you get a monk, no, you know what he was like that? Dude, Neil deGrasse Tyson, remember that? Let me show us, Neil deGrasse Tyson cutting off. You can look it up on YouTube of him cutting off Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan like visibly was getting pissed that Neil deGrasse Tyson was going

He was like, so Joe Rogan's like, man, I think the sun. Oh no, the sun is actually approximately 42 inches wide and, and, and, and, and, and, he was acting. And the weights around 1, 140 pounds. And then it was just like every single time. He was like, dude, he was like a predator. And he was hunting for every single time Joe was going to talk. And he would just sink is right teeth in. Every single time Joe would talk, Neil deGrasseizing just cut him off immediately.

Does he have a big ego, like a sun-sized ego? Because he talks about the sun's too much. I think it's, I don't know if it's eagle. Maybe it's more like, maybe it's like, I don't know, dude. I think he's just not socially adept to... What is wrong with you, Isaac?

You know what I think it is? Dude, excuse me, man, what the fuck? I think he gets so excited about knowledge that he just is not so aware. Like, he likes to fucking regurgitate his knowledge. I think, listen, call me crazy. He's in 2030 right now. Hi, crazy.

No. It's not in 2030. There's no human alive in 2030 right now. No, I don't know. Dude, if time travel exists, someone would have already time traveled by now. I think they did, but they got kept under wraps. By who?

Isaac would know, to be fair. Archives somewhere. There's a time travel ARG out there on Fortune that we probably don't even know about it's there. It's low key right now too. It's not popular. Yeah, it's not even high key. It's low.

Larry, what's up? Why is it that Mexico, the Mexican government has so many? You can have Mexican government. All right, well. No, no, no, no. So he's no, no, no, no, so about, wait, wait, okay, can you, can you repeat the question?

Can you repeat the question? Well, I was going to ask you because you said that your dad watches a lot of, okay, well, anyway. No, keep going, keep going, keep going. Larry, why is it that? Keep going. I've seen aliens.

Dude, let him talk. What are they called tree elves? What are they called wood elves? Yeah, it's the wood elves. he was the president took a photo of the world elf and then he also found an alien supposedly and showed it to the world now as for why

I mean even if I asked my dad I don't think he would know I think he just be like damn they're really good I don't think my dad would question why I think he would just be like holy crap that's real and then he's like goy beans like that alien was fake dude my dad so like okay I just came back from seeing family and all I ever saw this guy eat were beans.

Nothing else, just beans, okay? I had a mix of foods. Pinto beans. With beans? Fried beans? Yeah, pinto beans. Nice. So he was like,

he was like real cheap. Sometimes he'll mix it up, you know, get a little tortilla, put the beans on them, you know, but does he fart a lot? Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.

And then he's got, he's got that bud light breath, you know what I'm saying? It keeps that conversation, nice keeps a warm you know what I'm saying keeps you awake keeps me it keeps me up and living man keeps me up and I'm dude I'm like actively listening when he's like got that butt light breath but um yeah he is not a skept like he's never skeptical he just kind of like that's the way it is that's the way it is I can show him like look dad I grew like six fingers and like do this

and he'll be like yep that out way there you go again sorry audio listening so I have six fingers but yeah he's chill the dad's chill the dad's chill man he's chill right but do you guys see the photo of me

by the way that I posted on Christmas how did you holy shit wait Greg look this is real wait this is turtle hell yeah

uh what picture on Christmas was a picture of me on a horse oh that was a good one when you were a baby like you were like yeah that was like not He was like 14 in that picture, dude.

Wow. The one with your brother? What? Wow. His brother's not a horse. Are you calling him a horse? Yeah, what? No, his brother.

I'm on Twitter on Christmas. Oh, no, I didn't see that one. Oh, there you go. Sorry. Well, that was... Every single time you go home, you find a new picture of yourself. Dude, because we... It's crazy.

Dude, the photo books my mom has... It's insane. It's a lot. No, she has one that you've never seen. No, she literally... She was literally like, oh, by the way, we found another photo book that was in the back house. like, you want to look through it?

I was like, yeah, sure. And it's just relics, dude. There's a photo of me in the toilet, like, in. Like, I was so small that I, like, I, like, was inside. The toilet seat was down. The toilet was down. What are you doing in there?

I was, like, trying. So, I don't know, I don't even know. I don't see this. Well, I don't know the backstory. I'm just going to assume that I probably, like, I was like, okay, I need to, like, learn how to take a crap on a toilet. So I probably like stood myself up on like something and then I tried to go in.

But I was too small for the seat. Like I was going in the little divot. So I couldn't really go in it, but it's chill. I figured it out eventually. What? Were you in the water? I was in the water, yeah. Oh, yeah, let's take a picture.

Okay. I mean, yeah. I think so bad about that. It's funny. It's awesome. I keep you in there. I'd honestly keep you in there and make you fend for your life. Next person that has to go take a turd,

and I'm not going to warn you. All right. Listen. Isaac, can I ask you a question before we continue? Uh-huh. Is your throat still hurting really that bad? No. No?

No. Shut the fuck up. No. Be honest. Do you have COVID? I don't know. Maybe. I did test downstairs.

I should probably go take, but for right now. Probably. You said probably. No, you definitely should. I went into your room like 20 times sorry are you a cigarette

no literally nothing go oh my god is that sponge all talking huh I know that is yeah it actually is he's he'll see his mouth you're gonna go to my room and do what

I did go to your room I walked in and I was holding my breath the whole time I felt like I was in like I heard you inhale your breath I felt like yeah I felt like I was in like a like a like a uh the steam

hazard is zone like I don't know why that was like it's not like they're not airborne in my room I'm not like dude picking them off my nose and putting them up that's how they are

exactly what that is that is up guys then your immune system is like bogus and dog wow dog shit you're the one who's sick ever since last day VC4 came out he's been acting like this

bro okay you want to hear I know exactly why I got sick I know why I weaken myself by all the all nighters so anything that was potentially a threat in my body I then encouraged to take over my body by staying up

time out yes You also traveled during peak holiday season. Yeah, no, that's what I was saying. I traveled, you know, back home and then back to Texas and then they were like 48 hours. Got something in my body. But then instead of, you know, being my normal self and going to bed and sleeping a long awesome time, I was up for like 30 hours on end, several days in a week. You know, I was inviting the illness to take me over and kill me. So it happened, you know, tough love, tough luck.

I don't know what to say. It's almost over, guys. I'm almost better. Very tough love. Very tough love. Back to you, Willie. Yeah, so, Isaac. Man, shut the hell over.

All right. Back to Grunk. The Rio show right here, baby. Come on, bro. Okay, so you want to know what's been my fixation this past week? What's your fixation been? You're not going to be laughing here. Wait, can we guess?

Can we guess? No, no. I was actually imagining, like, an actual news station. Like, we're all very professional. and then Grugg's like on this. He's like, you want to hear on my fixation that she was today? But yeah,

we have like, we were like, okay cameras on us and we're like, yeah, yeah, you're like on suits like, all right,

man, back to Gruck. And he's like in his room right now with his webcam. Yeah, you want to hear of my fixation. What is it though? I want to hear it,

dude. Wait, wait, can we guess it, please. Yeah, please. Is it guessable? Yeah,

kind of. Legos. No. Wait, is it, hold on. are we allowed. It's like,

It's like a current event type type is. Drawing. No way. You like reading political cartoons about Trump and Biden and shit. Nope. Okay. Playing cod. It's like Epstein and just like like, like,

that's like the fixation that was never been able to guess. Evil pedophile geniuses are all around us. Like. Yeah, it's not right. It's not right. It's not right. The one. Did you see that?

Yes, bro. We knew that though. We knew that. I didn't know it's it's so crazy like I was watching the Netflix documentary on Epstein and he got away with it for like 30 years like it just went under the radar he literally had a pyramid scheme of little girls and he got away with it for like 30 years I need to watch that documentary what is it called it's called

Filthy Rich I think filthy rich okay wait what is it what is it on that's our homework it's on Netflix that's our homewit filthy rich it's literally like how he got so far just because he was a celebrity and it's like they say no one is above the law but that is so false and untrue he wasn't he wasn't just a celebrity though he if I'm not mistaken he was rich also he was in a calendar yeah but he was like looking after people rich people's financials but yeah and he lied too he lied to get there he's swindled his entire way he literally like he was a teacher who lied about his credentials and got into like a stock brokerage like a company or whatever.

Wow. And, um, and then he manipulated his boss to like upgrade him. And, um, yeah. And his boss was like, they interviewed him and he was like, yeah, that was probably my biggest regret in my entire life, giving him a second chance because it literally like, his boss found out that he had lied about his application, like everything on his application, his education and stuff. And Wolf of Wall Street.

But he was pulling like his numbers were pooling. So, so he was like, okay, let's keep him. What does that say? I say that status pulls more power than no. That says that skill or talent, I guess, pulls more. But yeah, I don't know. Okay. I know that he had blackmail, which was one of the things that, you know, he would have like...

Against who? He would have, like, dirt on a lot of celebrities. Yeah, he had a garner dirt on them. And then that's how he kind of... That's why he couldn't go away because he knew too much about too many people. It's unreal. Like, people reported that. People reported that they saw him walking with like five underage girls in the airport and like did nothing about it because he was a celebrity.

Like what the fuck? He had he was in an airport. Was he in a private jet? I would assume. Yeah. He was like filthy fucking rich. Yeah. But it's just like it really is crazy how much you can get away with if you're rich and famous.

It's just like wow. Beyond me, dude. That is beyond me. No, that is it is a disgusting and that's so crazy. It's a sick whole. It's a whole sick thing, dude. Yeah. And even when they had, even when they had 40, over 40 accounts, like people that were willing to talk about it before a judge.

40 accounts of witnesses? Of victims. Victims that were speaking forth. That talked about it, they still couldn't arrest him. Why? Like. On what? What were they going after?

Him. After Epstein after what he's doing? I mean, like what, like what charge? A solicitation of prostitution With a minor Okay well that's a little fucking With a minor There's 40

40 accounts And there was not much done I believe that actually The most he got Until like his final sentencing Was 18 months in jail And get this Get this

He was in a private He was in a private wing Of the jail His door was left open And he could leave Eight hours a day for work leave so he wasn't even in jail. Dude!

And then he was killed. And then probably God. And then he got let out five months early on probation and continued to violate that probation every single day. But he got away with it. And get this.

An investigator took a picture of him violating his probation and brought it to his probation officer and guess what they said? They said he's a celebrity. what are we going to do? And that was it. Wow.

You know what? Natural disasters are kind of like the natural way of like resetting what we missed up man. Yeah. And you know what? Like I don't know.

I feel like this evil pedophile genius mindset has been like true throughout history because like I feel like every rich person throughout history that was really rich has gotten evil. like that.

What a crazy cycle. Background stuff. Yeah. When it comes to some rich, powerful people. Even Mark Cuban who's on Shaw Tank. Even Mark Cuban on Shaw Tank was like

some one someday was like, I hate you. And then the person disappeared. Wait, Mark Cuban is that evil predator? Predator? Predator? They were saying, they were just saying

that even like all these like, got real upset. Got me real sad for a second. I don't just nothing guys don't worry you're like a little kid right now you're like wait wait a minute

even more Cuban I love him shocked him I'm like out of the loop right now I don't know I haven't read up on any of that I'm still dude how he was killed was so suspect too man Suspect

it was a suspect It was the fucking camera That was supposed to be recording His cell didn't work The guards were not on their shift Working their shift at whatever His cell was unlocked And they someone's

Okay listen I I think he was moitered Guys, I won't front. Not even going to front right now. I think he would. It might have been moored. What about his body, though? Murdered.

Hidden. I don't know. What happened to his body? What? Didn't he, he killed himself in his cell, I thought. Yeah, he hung himself, hung himself with his, right? Is that what he did? Yeah.

Yeah, there's two chances. Either he is very dead and he, he's very dead. Okay. And it was someone else's fault, or he is not dead. And they somehow, I don't know. Dude, his Wikipedia page is huge. Oh, my God. Even the death of him, like, even his death is insanely huge.

Wow. That's beyond, man. Beyond, beyond. I want to, like, a lot of people that quote-unquote die nowadays are not really dead. It's just very strange. How do you know that? What's your info? It's the thing.

I don't know. And I'm not supposed to because that's the way they wanted to, you know. know, get away. What's your basis? Like, you're just saying things. Like, a lot of people,

if he was powerful to evade the law for so many years, he had his own fucking island where he was doing this terrible shit. You could have a lot of people fake their decks nowadays. Like you have like insider info.

If he wanted to get under the heat, he could have somehow set up this grand scheme to either. I agree with that. I agree with that, but that's not, I was refuting a different thing that you said,

dude. Isaac, I really don't know what I would do if I saw your name on that list and you visited in like 1996. I really don't know. I wasn't even. morning.

I really don't know what I would do. If I saw your name, I'd be left with a hard decision. You know, you. You would be like, oh, that's one sitting in your page. Isaac Y on the flight, you're like on the flight log for 1990s. Right, right between like, uh, like Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Jackson is Isaac Y of all people. Oh, do they actually go, though?

Yeah, Michael Jackson was, he met him at his party. Like, there was a party that he had. I think Michael Jackson declined the, uh, the, the flight. I think this will happen. I don't know, though. I saw something. That was like, hmm. But that's all I know.

That's all I saw. All right. Listen, can I talk about a big elephant in the room that we just did not ever touch? What? Lastly, B, bro.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God. You mean, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I thought we were past that. No,

not a single mention. Not a single mention. I want to be patched so bad. I know, I know. This is the last, like, like draw now I wish the other two were here

because this would have been a more fulfilling conversation but it's past due now now do you want to say something Nick it's quite impressive how very quick you've almost sped around your course in the competition

and I want to ask what the hell you should have stayed up with us I know you should have stayed up with us that was your choice listen so this is what happened right And regardless of any justification, this is just what happened. I was kind of tired, but like making it through, damn.

Sorry. What was that? Isaac blowing his nose. Big ass nose. So I was really, really fucking tired. Oh, my God. He has a bloody nose. Oh, keep going.

Okay. I was really fucking tired. Okay. And when I was sitting here, after lights out, I was really fucking cold. So I threw on this big oversized hoodie. Right. And I'm sitting there and my legs are really cold. So you know naturally you're just going to like curl up, right?

And I was really hoping that we were going to play a fucking game at any point in time. So I just had my head like this. And I'm just like so cold. And like closing your eyes obviously makes you feel a lot better. And then after just like that, I heard the discord noise. And I was like, oh my fucking God. See what the crazy part is. Because like that was sunlight too.

Sunlight. I was looking forward to it. I was like, all right, bro. I just got over this first hump. Yeah, you're talking about it and everything. What I don't get was because you, you know, you admitted defeat and everything.

You heard the Discord sound he didn't immediately join back. Is that I don't know hearing? I think I heard. It was like a minute and a half. Yeah, you took a little while. You didn't even said in the video, right?

He's still sleeping, bro. If he didn't, I'd probably cut it to make the video shorter. Because it's three-hour song. That was really good. Maybe I'm tripping, but I remember just waking up and just being like, oh, man, fuck. Because I was pissed.

I was really, really pissed. Because, like, that's, that, I actually think I lasted 12 hours. I, was it, Isaac? Uh, it was 13. 13. That's so ass. 13. Oh, my gosh.

That is very bad. And I actually ended up admitting it in the video. And I could call attention to it because, of course, uh, the whole, the whole haircut thing later. I had fully planned to cut your hair you fell asleep and I was just sitting there bro I looked like a melted pile of goop

You look like ice cream on like the sunny day This barber was about to come over He's about to cut up Some hair It was gonna be like ties would be fun You know we could have Had some fun cutting your hair We just couldn't because you fell asleep

Right and I was pissed off about that too Because you know It could have potentially Wait but he still got a haircut Yeah but the point Yeah, he got his haircut for... You guys fucked up my hair first. Like, you guys would have given me a haircut, and then we would have been able to, like...

Right, right. His eyes had talked about it. He's like, yo, would you be cool if maybe we tried and snuck this, like, challenge in at some point? Okay. Okay. So... Yeah, that didn't work out, which was like, oh my God, bro. Yeah, I really did need a haircut, dude.

Holy shit. Why didn't you guys... Yeah, that was crazy. That was crazy. Yeah, we did tell you. It was funny because all of us, all of us knew. about that there so we kept on making fun of your hair over and over and over again.

I was like a buildup thing. Dude, it's so funny. You guys like all got the same haircut is. He's got the same like equation lineup. He does really well with those lines. I'm not gonna lie, he is a like, Yami looked ridiculous, dude. That was most absurd.

It looked like an attachment. Like it looks like you got like, like, like there was a measuring tool and he got lined up like that. It was insane. dude like a lego piece yeah it was just so funny that this was completely coincidence

but I actually had olga you guys caught me you know I had to give her a few fun facts about you guys but I had her I was going to tell her

to you know make fun of Yami's hair and she did she was like when will you get a professional barber's haircut and then like two hours later in the video

professional barber's haircut professional barber's haircut right I read comments that like not only did he win but he also got he left with an actual good haircut

Which is crazy because, dude, that was Yumi's first, like, actual good haircut in his life. Yeah, no, he's never been to, like, a barber shop. Yeah, never in his life. He's like, wait, how much was it? And I was like, I mean, typically if you go to him, it's like $45 for a haircut. Yeah, house calls are much more expensive. That's why it was so much money before you get anything, you know, caught up wrong. That is why.

He has to bring all of his stuff to us. He also has, like, to miss out on other client. Yeah. So it's like sacrifice of potential future clients and as well as. travel and sacrificing time and stuff yeah you know it's that's a no case of business you know know it's business all the world right now isaac i want to say you that um there was content that i hate to see being cut out and it's kind of funny without it because there was like a portion of like where tanner has a tooth and then there's like out of the blue he doesn't have a tooth

just like randomly showing up tooth yeah yeah yeah so i unfortunately one of the dare had to go. I realized while editing this video, I was on two time on. So I had the first one, which was at the time two hours and 50 minutes. The other one was three hours and 20

minutes. So I had six hours of last to leave VC potential like everything. And I was like, I'm not going to be able to turn this around by, my plan was the 31st. You know, and everyone's like, oh my God, bro. He's like, do not stress it. It's okay. It's

okay because I tried my ass off guys I can't do it before 2024 and everyone was like it's okay it's okay deep brink it's okay uh the the reason is not like my the the swear I made to myself to upload it around Christmas had to do with the sponsor if for people that don't know the difference between December and January in terms of advertisement prices is like trillions of dollars versus pennies and dimes. So thank God the sponsor was still willing to work with me because I had

going into the 2024 was the hardest time of my fucking life because I was absolutely defeated. I was under the impression that the sponsor was going to pull out after sending all of, I sent yummy, all the money I sent I think I had the reverse tanner for the tacos

Nick for the barber because he actually had to pay him through cash up. Mine didn't work. I paid out. Everyone what I could and then the sponsor I was expecting to pull out didn't pull out thank God but yeah everyone else is like drinking celebrating and everything on the on the night of the 20 31st for 2023 and dude like I was just sitting there defeated do you want it was the worst feeling in my world 31st probably what were you doing I was literally just sitting on a bean bag and I was learning Japanese and I heard fireworks outside and I realized it was 12 o'clock and what did you do

You close your blinds and called 911 because I thought it was gunshots. Oh. Dang. Ba, Pa, pa, Pa, pa,

pa, at least I was talking to someone like you who is sitting in your room doing nothing, but. Oh, wow. Wow. All right. Oh, at least,

I could stay up for longer 13 hours. I don't know, man. I don't know. Dude. When I was, he's supposed to fall in asleep, didn't you?

Oh, my gosh. Can we leak something? What? You fell asleep. I did fall asleep. I did. He literally fell asleep made challenge. I did.

Who has the picture? Who has the picture? Tanner has it. Tanner has it. Tanner has it. I fell asleep for 10 minutes because I was waiting for. That was a crazy moment. It was for the haircut. The haircut? What is not in the video is the long periods of time where we sit there in almost silence,

doing our own things, on our own business. It's kind of like it's kind of like sharing like a prison cell with roommates, but they're all like on their own PlayStation and they're just playing their own games. Yeah, so you only hear your own stuff, but not theirs, and you don't, you forget that they're there. You kind of tune everybody out after a while.

Yeah. You know, and you'll do your own thing and it gets really depressing time. The reason, the reason why I fell asleep was, for some fucking reason, I laid down. I laid down on my bed. I was like on my phone. I was on my phone for like maybe like 10, 20 minutes. I fell asleep.

And five minutes later, Larry came and he was like, bro, look at the do a little, bro. I was like, oh my God, no actual way to have it. So I just got up and got back to it. But yeah, this was the first year ever where I fell asleep. It was a close-as-in-challenge. X amount of time. That's a quick little thing.

I also want to say that I'm quite sad that we didn't get to see Yummy song. Yuma made a song. Yomi didn't make a song. It was, yeah, it was the whole round of theirs was, well, like I said, I'd remove it. this video was it's three hours without that challenge and everything else that happened with uh jack manifold and everything but at a direct was like super overstimulated there was a lot of people in there but he got um so fast yeah yeah it was like it was like 40 minutes it was 30 minutes or 20

minutes of oh what's up it was so visible this year like our decline of like like being awake to being tired at least mine yeah yeah yeah that's that's part of the reason why i we're getting older dude That's kind of sad. When I said I was on that, at that point where I was like so tired, I wasn't really feeling tired towards the end. Like that was so real. Like it literally felt like I was having an out of body experience. Yeah. Some of you might think that grump took the easy way out by going to bed and focusing on like school and shit.

But trust me, this year was extremely hard. And I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. Sorry. What were we saying before that? The tooth. The tooth thing. So what was everyone's theirs?

I don't even remember, dude. Oh, the tooth thing? I think, I don't remember Tanner's. I had Tanner, paint his tooth black and take a picture, upload it. Yummy Wood. Make a song. It was like five words. Yeah, I was like, oh yeah.

Rhinestone. Like placebo or placenta, I don't remember. I don't remember grunks. Me either. Or Laries. I don't remember either. But yeah, that happened. And yeah, sorry, getting back to why we fell asleep so fast.

I had to space out everything, all of these challenges. I was thinking of what is the highest probability that all of us will be able to see both of these people, both Olga and Santa, and not be asleep. So I was thinking, the later we start, you know, let the video kind of progress. And then boom, Olga's there. Wow, this is great. It lights out, whatever the fuck else. Blah, blah, blah. Be silly.

Have fun. Play games. And then Santa. I'm so... You would have loved it. Can I talk about this for a second? Like, what? I have to say, I have this written down.

Let it out. I have so many things. Listen, when you are the... And I'm the only one to experience this, aside from maybe Larry, because Larry did fall asleep first at one time. But like, when you fall asleep first, you get major fomo. Not only do you get, like, major fomo. You get, like, really depressed and feel like purposeless.

because now your fucking sleep schedule is all fucked up. You're like, you wake up and you hear people laughing. You can't talk to anyone because they're all like in their own, they're all in the fucking event. And fortunately, Isaac, you let me come back and like hang out. And honestly, like, it's because I fucking got out. I feel like so early. And plus, we needed to see you for the haircut.

Dude, it was so bad because it's just like, I've been out now, what, first two times? Three things with two times. Yeah, it's two times. I fell asleep. Right? Oh no, last time you didn't fall asleep, you like left. You purposely left.

You were like, if it hits my name, I'll leave. Yeah. If it hits this number, I'll leave. Oh my gosh, that was the first time you spun it too. Oh, right. Yeah, you just get seriously, like, you get major fomo and then you just feel purposeless, dude. You just like go to bed, you wake up and you get everyone laughing still. And now you're just like waiting for them all to get out of the fucking challenge.

And then you're all like zombies when you're out of the challenge. It's, so it's like a whole extra day of like not being able to talk to your, friends. It is actually one of the shittiest most depressing times. Like I went to the gym feeling like such shit. I come back home. Dude, it was so bad. I think next year, I'm going to really like actually try my hardest because, dude, I don't want to fucking be the first one anymore. It's so depressing. Yeah. Yeah. Next year, actually this year, I should say. But we're going to be recording it much earlier than the fucking 13th of December. I'm not doing this again.

And it will be, it will be the last one, the last time we do it. The last, last to leave V.C. It's going to be grand. Right. Dude, I had been up for this year.

I had been up probably 40 hours. Like, I was up for like eight hours before the challenge started because we started at like eight. Yeah, I mean, 11 p. Sorry, what I was getting at with,

you know, what's the best way to hit Santa and Olga and everyone's awake, blah, blah, blah. I wanted, I started, we started very, very late. Right. And I decided that the night before when we were playing lethal company. Hey, it'd be a really good idea to start late. So we're all up

and energetic by 9 a.m. or 10 a.m. when I have Santa planned. And I think starting late was a mistake because we all woke up and it was dark out. That's kind of like what happened, except for Nick.

Nick had woken up and it was like noon. And he had gotten like six, five, five, six hours asleep. Like it was like very little. Yeah, and I hear I miss fucking Santa. I'm like so pissed. Yeah, I'd be pissed too because he was awesome.

Okay, that guy was freaking sweet. The part with grunk, I just watched it back just now. That shit was so fucking funny. I do. I do. I didn't understand. That is like the most,

dude, you got the most wholesome human being ever and you got him saying, dank meme. Dank ma'am. Yeah. He said dank meme? Well,

he said like he had, he caught stage four cancers. Oh, yeah, was pretty dank meme yeah i'm gay okay sorry all right okay all right yeah brocious whoa there's um i was i was like you should save the footage man save the footage oh yeah i was i was gonna say that for isaac you should post the outtakes i know that sounds like ass but don't post one your main channel sounds so ass no but post like edit like other i don't know like backup clips to like your gaming channel that's like for more people to walk i don't know

gaming channel. Oh my gosh. It's just a second channel for outtakes. I mean, why'd you go with me? I don't know. I could. I was actually thinking. There was a few options I had for this. And it was option number one was I was going to post a part one. And that would have allowed me to fully edit one part, make it great, post it before the 31st.

But I was like already so deep into part two that was like, I'm just going to finish this like six days after. Why not just like sacrifice some sleep? Get it done. Right. One whole thing was probably the best. Yeah. I feel like part two parts would been, they would have been great. I mean, for like my channel for performance because you have two, two hour videos.

Like dude, you got left hook and a right hook. Yeah. Yeah. That's like Mike Tyson. Like Sam and Colby could have 100% edited. Dude, you got Sam. You got Sam. you got Kobe, boom, boom.

Dude, who could have ended it the first part at me getting out? That, because I got out. That was, that was the, that was the idea. That was the plan. Yeah. But, oh my God. I would be so mad as a viewer if you like blueballed them right before.

Oh, dude. Like, right before I get out. Yeah, I'll make them watch like it's a, like it's a, like it's a show. Like the craziest part of the episode happens at the very end. You got away a week to see another part. on last leave you are like previously on lastel a Vc

do you know where you fell out of you I don't know I don't know I forgot how the song and it goes to like the intro song and the countdown

everything I was thinking about doing some sort of thing like that for the last part last one this year in 10 months

so well now you're giving away the sauce yeah dude sorry now you've got some time not a plan I was gonna bring

up some completely different that since this had started the new year I told myself that I was going to do a broth fast like a I think it's like 72 hour or like I heard some people do seven days but it's like you lean yourself off of solid foods and then you just you do a fast

like no food and you only shit liquids it just pours out of your butt drink a lot of water and you just drink chicken broth if you really need to and you just fast for like 70s what does that do dude do this is like no remove your liquids

I'm gonna look it up and I'm going to look it up and I'm going to know if anything you'd actually probably gain water weight. Probably. Sometimes if you're not intaking any solids, your body is going to mistake any nutrients you can pack away as much as it can. Any fats or anything from the

chicken broth? Oh, knowledge. Old go it. So, yeah, you consume bone broth, okay. Several times per day, but not much. Other solid food, most people do bet. They do it for like

three to four days. You want to do a week? Yeah, let's just Just destroy our body. I wasn't going to do a week. I wasn't going to do like 72 hours. Maybe. So what the hell does that do for you?

Um. You should make a broth out of Tanner. You lean out. That would be so gross. Nah, I wouldn't be that bad. Wait, you should do make, okay, make a broth out of Tanner after he eats his, um, what's the food he eats, Splunk? Uh, Slop. Yeah, slap.

Splunk. Yeah, slap. Splurge. he loves to eat that splunk here look this is I'm posting a picture imagine we had another person to the group called Splunk who we have Splunk and Grunk

Hey That's that's Dana White after his Um That's 86 hour He did an 86 hour He just sucking in his gut All he did was pee All he did was pee and poo

Really? Pete and poop 12 a.m. 12 o'am 12 o'clock a.m. I can't I don't buy it. I actually don't buy it. No, it's real.

There are some benefits to it, but I think it really is to help you lean out. I don't know. I haven't looked too much into it, but I know it's something I said that I really kind of want to try. Are there workouts that can make your head shrink? Yeah, they're hard. What if like dumbbells, like every time you go, ooh, you know, oh.

You just want to make it, make it bigger. Yeah. It's benching. Oh. Oh, my gosh. That's a world. That's a timeline. So remember when I was,

remember when I was telling you guys about my trends on TikTok where I was like on that flat earther? Oh, yeah, you're like on theater. Now I'm on a new part. Now the flat air thing went, it was away, right? It's just disappeared.

So they believe in my ground out? There's just nothing anymore. There's no talk about Earth. There's talk about the fucking pyramids. Yeah. Dude. They're model. They're model.

They're under. Dude, there is so much shit that we don't fucking know about those pyramids. Like what's inside? No, we just don't talk about it. Dude, what? Have we talked about this? Yeah, we did. I talked about how there, you know the thing in Washington, D.C.

It's a monolith or whatever the fuck. It has a big, it's a big thing, and it has a weird pyramid sort of thing at the top. That's what they think that the pyramids are. Yeah, but I'm talking. Have you seen the Easter Island and the Eastier Island toes? No way. Huh? But there's no way people actually think that they're monoliths.

That is stupid. There's no way. They also think that the, they think that the earth is one big ball and the Easter Island heads are the head and then the stone hedges at the other side of the earth have the toes. Okay. Anyway, I was doing all this research, dude. The feet of earth. Why is it that the fucking pyramids are literally, like, I think it's like six over 50th or whatever.

It's like almost true north 100%. Like it's so close to true. north that even when scientists and architects now try and build buildings that are true north, they're still not as accurate as the fucking pyramids are. And they have to be making like three

of those huge bricks per minute or something. Yeah. For like, yeah, they said they build them like 20 years and it's like, how the fuck because you guys have been able to do that? Dude, I forget his name, but he's like this one guy who he's like one of the big architects

for the pyramids. He's like hiding a lot of information. about he's banned multiple archaeologists from exploring them and like going around it he's like withholding a lot of dude i've seen guys climb that thing man it's not it you can't no that's you're talking about um that's another thing i know what you talk with the stairs no wait are you talking about uh are you talking about the temples a mine temples yeah no he's what he's thinking about is no one's climbing the pyramids because they're so they're so huge you know how much equipment you need to get up one stage what are you talking about i think he's

talking about the chichi-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-a-h-he-pros. Nobody's climbed the pyramids. What do you mean? I'm pretty sure you have climbing pyramids. Like, why would they not have been, or why would they not have been climbed by now? Yeah. Are they scared to touch it? I touch it. What if you touch it and it like scans your fingerprint like it goes. Oh my gosh. Like you're a chosen. You turned the ash and stone. Just instantly. It's illegal to, uh, clung up. It's illegal to, uh, the pyramids. Okay, it's illegal to raw banks

and it so happens. So climb the pyramids, everybody, go, like, go. If you're listening to this and you're bored. If you were bored

and you're just rumbing around, just climb the pyramids, why not, see what happens. Come on the pyramids, man. And then let us know, all right?

Let us know, like, our dear friend, hold on, I want to transition to this, our dear friend, Payton, who emailed me nine hours ago.

I'm not going to say his full name, but Payton had emailed me. And, the email starts with add me to the fender bender list. Larry, I was driving earlier this week and got rear-ended.

Like the last guy, I won my insurance case, so we up for real. Congratulations. Wow. Congratulations. How do we know that they're listening to the group chat podcast and they don't just like turn it on after? I don't know.

I don't know. You guys have your first thought? The next one we mentioned, if it's not a dash cam and it's not with the crash happening yeah your cars be like in half like you can't okay well

sure but I was more so talking about oh it's year ourselves while it's happening I thought you're talking about like damage no okay guys we're not gonna talk about Fender Bender Bender

case we're only accepting near death experiences that is it I've said it I want your mom to have to send it then because you are hospital I want you to like speak through a computer

because the crash hit your funny bone and you can't laugh anymore. So there you go. Oh, that's nice. I do want to say one other thing, okay? We got some funny comments on the GamerSlips website. Now, I'll be honest with you. I was looking for our cup or our flavor and it's not there. It's only caffeine-free.

I think we sold out too much and now it's really not available. We sold out so much it took it off sale for it. I literally, I'm not going to lie. don't we aren't there what the hell that I'm saying it's we're not there like at all oh wait we're at the last page damn oh like just live in the area thank you very

much for listening to my lies here because I just can you can you all go to the last page and click notify me when available everyone just notify just get it don't do it guys what the hell why why would you not sabotage I'm gonna bleak them I'm gonna bleak bro who's team I'm like a j-slot stand

guys only there for Tidemoe guys okay what the freak we have a knob we have a knob Yeah we're getting restocked I think within the next few weeks I think so I think so

Also in the caffeine free There's someone who made a comment on the fifth And if you guys don't know We're recording this That's impossible That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying I said a screenshot in chat

I don't know if you can see it How the hell did they do that We got Ethan Edwards Who commented on the fifth Which is tomorrow And he said, Willie was right when he said that this is actually super drinkable

with a meal. Even my dad likes it and he's ancient or some. Also, I knew Yomi would win lastly V-C. So apparently this guy's a time travel. He was a prophet. Remember what I said? If time travel,

they already exist. Dude, this podcast is tied together. All right. All right. Ladies and gentlemen, the pyramids, go climb them right now.

Go right now. They're waiting. They're waiting. Climb them, climb the pyramids. You guys are really not. You guys are sleeping on that because, dude, the fucking pyramids were built with geometric perfection.

I'm not even fucking kidding you. It's like the golden ratio and pie were like included. Oh, wait. I heard you can't even like fit like it's so like sharply like. You can't even fit a credit card through those cracks, dude. That's insane. Have you seen their, what's it called?

I guess locations versus. Yeah. The speed of light. No. Oh, are you? you're talking about where they're built perfectly with the three yeah the three dots and then the other thing yeah someone's built yeah they're like aligned with i think it's either stars or planets it's weird man in the sky weird but um i think yeah dude their coordinates are like

and you just copy yeah yeah you can see the three of uh the thing yeah open your blinds dude what yeah you'll just look up you're like oh like i could draw three dots on my on my forehead and then align it with the And then they get Oh my God You're there Has anyone tried that? Has anyone tried that ever?

Be honest with you With yourself Are you listening to this podcast While under the influence of Either A Alcohol B, drugs Or C

Epicness Let us know I'm listening to this podcast Under the Are you embarrassed? Cetametam. Cetamipan. Any of Cetaminer's in chat?

Also, if you're driving, watch out, the guy behind you. Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out. There you go. It's red, it's red, it's red. It's red, it's red, it's red. It's red, go, go, go. Ah, it was red the whole time.

And if you listen to this at work, your boss's coming, your boss is right there. Teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher, teacher. Oh, if you listen to this at school. Food, Fub! Big fight. Do you think anyone asleep to us?

Huh? That'd be the worst podcast. If you're listening to this in bed. Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Poor icy. Dude.

Fogging line one of them. Trying to be quiet. You know what you just Sizing. Cove challenge. You just got what like. Everyone had the 30-day cough thing. Like, I'm finally getting rid of my cough,

and I got my flu shot in, like, at the start of December. You still get the flu shot, bro? Right, you still... All right, raise your end. I still get the chicken paw shot. Raise your hand if you still get the tetanus shot. Loser.

Loser. I don't think I've gotten any of those in, like, 10 years. I mean, if I cut you with a rusty spoon, you're going to die of horrible, terrible. Does he get rabies shot? No. Dang. We don't get rabies.

Wait, you're living on the edge. Do humans get rabies shots? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I think it's only if you like get rabies. I don't know. No, if you get rabies, you're like done for, dude.

You've seen what happens to you? You get like waterphobic? You have like 24 hours to live if you don't go to a hospital. It's scary. Not even that like, you can make it to a hospital and they'll be like, okay, what do we do? Dr. rabies. Whoa, you actually get delirium and hallucinations.

Why do you get hydrophobia? Yeah, you get hydrophobic. Dude, if you try to give them water, they like just spit it out and throw it away. They're like, they can't get near it. Why? Why? I don't know. Yeah, rabies.

Wait, what are you talking about? Rabies. But what are you talking about what they were spitting? Like they're waterphobic. They become water phobic or hydrophobic. I don't know what the term is, but it's hydrophobic. It's hydrophobic. Rabies specifically prevents you from swallowing.

Like, that's what it does, right? And it makes you vomit, any water and stuff like that. Yeah, it causes it. intense spasms in the throat when a person tries to swallow. That's insane that that's a thing that was made and vented. Yeah. I guess it started. Yeah, and Andrew, what was his name, Andrew Rabies?

Yes, bro. Andrew Rabies was the first to get bit by a rabies. Yeah. By a rabies. No, it's true. Have you seen a rabe? It's a real story. Yeah, and he bit somebody apocalypse.

Right. It's not rabies. It was only one rabies until they had, they got married, and there was rabies. did you know that it programmed the rabies thing itself rabies makes the animal bite other people to transfer it to other things? That's how it works.

Rabi. What? I was going to say do you guys remember where people thought there was a zombie apocalypse in California because there was a guy who had a zombie like symptoms quote unquote and he was biting people? Wasn't he just high on baths? He was just high, yeah he was high as fuck.

He was just biting people and acting like weird. He was like trying to eat people's faces or something. He was. He was eating someone's face off. He was like, back in, back in 2012 there was

the case in Florida of the rabies babies. Rabies babies. Rabies babies. They crawl around and like, they wouldn't drink from their mother's teeth no more because he couldn't swallow any liquids. So they just started crawling around the streets of Florida

and just biting people with their gumless teeth. With their rabies game. Oh, look. They started the gang and everything. They actually lived to be 40. They started the rabies babies. The rabies babies band. Yep.

Is that where they come from? They ran the streets of Jacksonville, Florida. Jacksonville, Florida. Who was listening from Jacksonville, Florida right now? Type one. If you are a move. Jacksonville's a shit hole, dude. Come on.

And Arkansas. Can we bring that up again? We've driven through Arkansas now twice. Remember that, Isaac? That place is so ass. Arkansas. What happens in Arkansas? I feel like there's some hidden jibes.

Nothing. That's the thing. Nothing is there. It's useless. It's like you can blow it up and no one would care. Really? No one would know. What about the Arkansasansansans? What about the Arkansas rabies babies? All right. They're not that well known, dude. They're only in Jacksonville. It's like a folklore. Yeah, only in Florida they're not. Every single state of the rabies babies' babies clan or whatever. The rabies babies incident of Austin, Texas. I think we're the rabies babies.

babies of Austin. Hey, that's our new group name. The rabies babies. The rabies babies. Come on. Come on, man. Get one. Buy one and you get one free.

Grung, you should start a club. You should start a club at your college called the rabies babies. Why? What do we do? Because, I don't know. You crawl on all fours are on campus.

And you start biting people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my goodness. The laser pointers. That was lit. That was a lit time period.

Did you tell your, your parents about that or no? Yeah, I think so. What do they say? They say dope. They're like, oh, come on, girl. Oh, come on, girl. Oh, come on now.

Oh, come on now. I don't remember. Give it up. I'm quite forgetful. It's kind of bad. Quite forgetful nowadays. That's all the dope that you're doing, dude. No.

I've been forgivable, bro. Huh? I'm just a forgivable person. It's terrible. It's because you're so high on life that you're just like living in. God. There's so many new thoughts flood my mind every day. On God, man.

Dude, I like, every month I get, like, a new term that I lock onto. And then this month is on God. I've been saying, oh, thanks, dude. Locking here. Like, I remember I was saying fork, like, what the fork? And now I don't use that anymore. Like, it's out of rotation. Like, what's the deal?

It's like, I really, you're a little baby curses are funny. I am seasonal. You're little baby curses. Like, I hate that I've started cursing a lot more than I ever did. Did you curse for you? What the fuck? Yeah, I'd be cursing, like, a lot now. Damn.

Pisses me all. Dude, I don't like that. I don't like this error. Me neither. It's bad. I don't want to be cursing. The entire group is now going to be using fuff and shish. Dude, we've been on a fuff and shish.

Bro, you'd be cursing all the time. What the fuck? Nuh. I, dude, I think I have a problem. You, you curse. Okay, okay, all right. I'm glad you said that. I'm glad you said that because I'm not tie back to something.

Larry, you need to go to fucking church. Wow. Okay. You need to go to church. Jesus God. Bro, you had the beat back. And he said that you need to go to fucking church. Dude, I am not kidding you.

Larry, whether you are just nonchalant or worked up, you curse like a sailor. He does. Like a sailor. I'm like, I'm going through this video. I'm not even kidding you. I had to censor so many of your words. It was you had the highest, I think, curse count out of everybody. Curse count.

I think I need to be absurd, man. I don't know why. I don't know what it is. I started censoring your words with Christmas. Like I literally used Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas.

Ho-ho. Merry Christmas. Christmas. It's bad, dude. I don't know. You know who I feel really bad for? Because I noticed it a lot on one of video. It was a Yummy's video.

In Yummy's video when we were playing lethal company, I, I, I, every word was started with a curse word and then finished with a curse word. It was like, it was my opener and my closer. And guys, it's hard. It's a real addiction. Don't worry, dude. We'll get you through this.

It's really hard to let go. We'll be with you. For every curse word that I say, you have to make a swear jar. Oh, you are going to do a swear jar. What the heck? I stopped recording. When?

At an hour of 48. Okay, well, I'm back now. or an hour and one minute. An hour one minute? An hour one minute. Okay. That's fine. Okay.

Yeah. Wait, wait, take down the note. I know, yeah. Okay. Larry,

do you have a backup? Do you have a backup file? Well, no. I started recording now again. Oh, wait, I do have the audio recording in the...

That's okay. I don't think, yeah, I don't think we'll be able to patch. Yeah. You'll be able to fix it, I think. All right.

We're back. But, yeah, I mean, it's at the end of the podcast. So it's not really a huge issue, but yeah, bottom line, Larry Curse is like a sailor. I don't know what to do. We're going to spray him with water every single time he curses.

I'm not a flip. I was about to say it right there. I was literally about to say, flip, that's good. You saved. I know, I know. But it's like, you ever seen the clip of the guy who says, uh, mate a lot? Someone donated is like, hey mate, I'll give you $50, mate. If you stop saying mate for three minutes, mate, he's like, all right, mate.

Oh, man. That's funny. But every so so when I was like when I was live streaming a lot, I used to always tell channels We're like, all right guys. I'm going to donate a lot of money if no wait. What was it? Damn, I already forgot. It was like something about me not cursing.

I was trying to go for a very long time without cursing. The problem when you're so deep is you subconsciously ignore the fact that you do it. So like. Right. You say it. It's just happens. It just happens. It just natural.

Shish happens, bro. Shish happens. Shish happens. Shish happens. Yeah, she happens. And, um. Cursing does make you feel better, doesn't it? Like, isn't that like a thing about like when you're in pain or something like that?

Oh, well, I mean, yeah. But like, not. It just helps in general. But like, I feel like if you replace that word with another word, it's say you get the same. Dude, nothing hits right. Like, dude, I'm sorry. I just got to say it. Come on, bro.

I know. I know. That's a no-no word. What the for? There we go. What you're talking about? What the fork? Forp.

I don't know, man. Forp versus the F word. I don't know. Fuck. See? Nah. What? It's like cliche, dude.

It's a little too cliche. Shish. There you go. What the shish, bro? Like, imagine, like, you just like, wait, hold on you. Oh, fuck. Like that.

Like, you just. That actually sounded in reverse. That was crazy. What? What? Oh, that actually I'm like a lot Rubb.

Fub. She is? Yeah. Love? Dude, I can actually, I'm so down with a swear jar.

Like, how did that work, though? Is it like quarters? No, it's like $10 bills. Oh, I think it's like $100 bills and it goes to the group.

I could be your swear jar if you want. You just donate me $10 pay pay pay pay pay. Every single time you curse. silent uh huh what silent you have to be silent when you cough mom and dad are listening my mom and dad are sleeping

dude can we pretend like like or like out of the blue can we just like start talking uh as like a mom walked in as whoever's watching this like podcast like their parents walked in freaking flipping shit oh uh the school

pyramids. Pyramids are The perfect The perfect shape is pyramids So I was yatchel I was banging this girl from the bag And then I went to church And we praised the Lord

Yeah Because the Lord is great And the Lord is bright Okay praise praise me Amen All right now let's pretend that the viewers Parents just walked in They're supposed to be asleep

Yes Oh And I was like, Dude, I'm about to hit a blink. I'm about to hit a blinker. What? Not right now.

No, bro. Chill, chill, chill. Very. Larry. He lifts up the pillow and it's all of us. He lifts up the pillow and it's all of us. Oh,

here all four of us. On the phone. Wait. What are you laughing about? Why'd you laugh? Me? Yeah. Because remember when we, we smoked weed in your room back at the house and we heard someone

come downstairs or we thought someone was coming downstairs. So we all ran to your bed. This is like back in 2020 and we intended to be asleep. Yeah, we were. And then we fell asleep to that one song. We intended to be asleep and then we got couch bound in my bed. So we just went to bed. And we just heard like footsteps.

We all like ran through his bed. bed and then we fell asleep to like a fake like little teca song what was that song it was a spright song mm-hmm what was it some fuck me in a tesla oh my god thighs with some ketchup but it was on repeat oh my right night it's terrible over 13 hours of hell little tecas yeah yeah oh my god what's that song originally called isaac iac yeah oh my god what's that song originally called Isaac? I don't know. The human Pandora stop working.

I don't know. Pandora. You're the human Pandora. You're in the podcast and you go get coffee. Shazam. Yeah, I actually have a loaded diaper. I need to change. On God.

On God. Loaded diaper. The loaded diaper. All right, Jack. All right, Jack. Yeah. Nicker, look at something real quick. It's the loaded diaper.

It's the loaded. All right. Um, it's called, um, come on, come on. Oh, there it is. It's, uh, what's it? Oh, there is. Oh, there it is. Uh, oh, there it is.

Oh, there it is. Oh, there it's. Oh. Oh. Hey, dude. What is it? It's, well, it's this, is it called, is it noticed? I don't know, man.

He noticed? Is it, who, is it, is it? You notice me? No, it's not. No. Oh, Lil Mosey. L'Ozzi? I'm gonna that guy.

He mozies on down the charts and then disappear. Y'all. Yeah, he's a little Mosey. It was a knockoff a little Mosey. Oh, okay. His song called, Not a little Mosey had that really

awful, uh, double X-O. Do you notice me? Oh, freshman I've never heard of me after that. XXXX. Oh, look, good. Hey, okay. All right. Come.

Yeah. All right. Guys. A lot. And Gene Tomein, thank you again for watching the group chat podcast. Sorry we don't have everybody on board. Somebody comments on board. It was like, why can't they just get everybody on board?

It's one hour a week. One hour a week. You're telling me. How can they not get to go? You're telling me. You're telling me. I'm saying. I'm saying.

Thank you guys for coming. Make sure he's co-group for 10% off your older game or stuff. Get you some holidays. I mean, dude, come on. Lean on a nice list. Come on. Come on out. We're sold out.

Oh, you won't focus, but this is the caffeine version. I wonder if I can sell this on eBay for a lot of money. You can't, but this is a, because it'll be restocked soon. Caffeine free version.

Okay, guys, they're no longer restocking. Go on eBay. $100. We'll see you guys next week. Same time next week. I think with definitely all of us here.

If not all of us here, we're done. We're done. That's it. We're done. But thank you guys for tuning in. We'll see you guys next week. well, goodbye.

Merry. New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Hey, Nick. Mentos have less than 5% calories. Oh my God.

Baham.