The Group Chat - #88 - Passing EVERY Sobriety Test

Episode Date: January 12, 2024

No officer I wasn't drinking. I was perfectly sober and was driving fine. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Welcome back to the... Welcome back to the group chat process. Oh, dude, we stole his thunder. All right, Larry, you go ahead. He's had the thunder every week for like a year. I'm pretty sure Larry's... Fake. Faye.

Faye. Faye. Faye. Fake. Today we're jumping into the Kwan. Can I start it? I'm joined today by Kwan. Kwan.

The group chat. Kwan. Hit the Kwan. Hit the Kwan. I'm your host. Hit the Kwan. Kwan. Thank you.

Gamer Kwan for... Use code Kwan. You should go Kwan What is Kwan? Like what is happening Hit the Kwan Get the Kwan Hey say get down the swing your arms

Use Kow lean That can't be a word that changes For 10% off Your order at Gamer Kwan Hmm As always We're missing Kwan

I know As per usual At this per usual Good Lord Let's make a begging piece For one Kwan down To come back. Hey.

Please come back, Kwan. Everybody hold hands. Praying. Wait, in this time of need. More quons and many quons ago. Hold hands. Nick,

hold hands. Where are you looking at your phone? I was, I'm four ordering. Dude, you didn't know where to go? Everybody put your arms up. Yummy?

You gotta praise God, son. Here, yummy. Yummy, I'll reach down, bro. You're digging into that skin pocket. That's gay, dude. You guys have fun with that, man. Dude. Dude,

You have held hands during communion or prayer. Wait, did you just call religion gay? I reached in my prison. Preach. What are we talking about? That's the most religious boy here, man. He just said that holding hands is gay when you're praying. What is happening? I'm completely lost.

And I grew up in a Christian household. I have a wife and she divorced me. Can we restart? What is happening? No, I love this. No, I'm vibing. This has been all over the place. This has been a bit all over a place, but thank you for joining us another week in row.

Dude, I think it's now the second week of the year. We're on our way to 100. Dude, time is actually flying. Dude, oh my God. You ever miss a podcast this year. I remember when we first moved in, dude. Oh, my God. Time flies when you're having so much fun.

This is my last podcast back home. I'm going back to school. I was going to be sad. I thought you were to say this is the last podcast ever. I was like, one of you were going to let that slide. dude, you're just going to give up on the kid? I was about to be for real, just leave

the group, man. I was going to be a really good if you just said that day. Why are you so hostile? Go back to bed, man. Every day we're waiting. Dude. Come at my balls. Why are we starting? Do nod. You guys are like. Come at my

balls. Oh my God. Isaac, you came at him first. Right? I just got an attitude when he wakes up. It's bad. I woke you up. I know. I get woken up by the most evil creatures in the world. My dad.

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. No, Larry's a count. I don't even wake you up. I don't even wake you up anymore. Stop talking. Hey. Actually stop talking. Hey,

Hey, hate actually stop talking. Because when you don't wake up to your alarm, you go, get evil dad and wake you up. You've never had an evil dad. Oh my God. Wait.

I've had evil dad. Right. No way, Isaac. You actually kind of look stupid right now because you know what? When you don't wake up to your alarms when you have something to do, you're like, well, why don't you guys just, wake me up.

And then when we wake you up, we're villains for waking you up because you don't wake up to your alarm. Well, that's just the balance of the neighbors. That is a conundrum. That's not my fault. No, no,

no, not waking up anything. Whatever. Larry. Larry is like a gentle angel coming down from heaven. I knocked out of your door. I said,

I mean, are you away? Yeah, that was cute too. That was adorable. But then I go on Discord and stuff and he's like, starting two minute. And I'm like,

sitting there. I'm like, that's because TBF. That's because that's because at 1 o'clock in the afternoon. afternoon, I said in an hour we're starting the podcast. Yeah. You're not up.

Oh, really. Dude. If you're not here and yesterday. And yesterday. What have I ever done that? And yesterday. I'm the most lenient guy in the world. I swear to God.

I never like, okay, we're starting. Isaac, can you just accept the L on this one? We would make you look a lot better. I'm Kwan. And this is my battle. Four. He's bad. Guys,

four minutes. Four guys versus me. on the podcast is Is this why Tanner hates When we argue Taylor's like He just fucking throws his head around This is what he's talking about

Just to argue chat Podcasts All right listen Isaac just admit Admit that you know You can wake up on your own And we'll be good We'll move on You suck my wiener

Wow This is this This is the result He has He has oppositional defiance That's what we call that Dude I woke up ready to fight the fuck I would go up to God

I would go up to the guy's door and knock on it just to argue. Yami, would you spank him? Be honest. I'd spank him, dude. He needs a spanking. You would not spake me. I would. I believe that,

you would disappoint me. He needs a big spake it. He would battle that has your name on it. Dude, I would kick you in a mouth by accident. Yeah, would you spank him? Yeah, it's spank me. He's spanking. That's what I'm talking about, dude.

What would you do to him back? I Dude I feel like Tenor has been like Almost like I don't know Dude

Best bits in the world Tenor's just like Holy fuck dude He's been He's been on for so long It's felt like we've been You don't know what Tanner's been up to I know

What Tanner's been up to Oh yeah I know Yeah I know So Kwan over here likes to spend his days On the computer

I like playing computer games and so just tea. I mean, Kwan. Wait, you talk to him? Yeah. We talk every day. You're trolling. I'm not going to believe where. He's trolling. No, I'm dead ass. Oh, you know where they talk? They talk in fucking Diablo 3 chat. We, we

talk on Diablo free. What a loser game. You want to talk to me. You want to, you know, fuck up. You know, you know, you know, you know, popcorn. You know your old shit. You know you're old when you're playing Diablo. That's all I'll say. It's such a boring ass game, bro.

It's actually ridiculous. Anybody? Dude, you cannot be real. Did you just raise your fat little chubby hand to power wash simulator over a goddamn He's really digging deep into everyone he's talking to right now? Why are you so hostile? Dude, ladies and gentlemen at home. Diablo free.

You guys are listening to Kwan here. Dude. Dude. It's Diablo free. Diablo. What do you do that game? Walk around and beat the shit out of skeletons and zombies and so boring. girls and guys.

Where's the word diablo come from? Demon? What's the word diablo come from? It's Spanish. It is actually Spanish. Diablo, Diablo. Diablo. So, okay, let me get this straight.

You edited Lasterly VC for two weeks straight. I did. What the fuck kind of insultive two weeks shit was that? I thought it's two weeks. Okay, moving on, moving on. Okay, yeah, whatever your time is. Sorry, I disrespected you, Kwan. damn, but anyway,

um, so after you edited for a month straight, you say, um, you get so desperate that you go to the level of finding no games to play, you play Diablo three. That's right.

That's right. That's the game that you can do. I try to it. Listen, I'll speak my shit. Oh my God. What happened to you? Yeah.

Like 30 years. You went from like, hold on. Hold on. One has some. It's right. Chess was like all over. I got just split out and

Pickers. No, no, hold on, hold on. Let Klon speak his truth. If you play Baldur's Gate and you genuinely enjoy it, no, don't say it, don't say it. Oh, dude, we are going to have words. That shit is the most boring, heinous game on the market. Game of the year, my butt, actually.

Like, I don't even know how you could sit there and roll a dice to open a kid. It's because having sex is built into the game. Listen, that's why. Listen, the proof is in the pudding, okay? when Tanner, when we were in last, Lee BC and Tanner said, I don't talk to Yummy,

he meant it, dude. I haven't even talked to him since he left. No, he doesn't like me. We really don't talk every day. So, I don't believe it. So, Yummy, yummy,

you want to hear something crazy? Yeah. He tagged Grunk and Larry on Instagram. And I responded saying, you don't tag me anymore. He said, why don't you tag me anymore?

I miss you or something like that. He left me on Reed. Like, like he left me on Seam. Why did you say Reed? He left you on Reed. Left me on. Dude, you don't fudge with y'all no more.

And I was like, and then I said another, I said, okay. And then he left me on scene again, bro. Wow. He doesn't fuff with us. I don't know. Wow. You and me, man. Tanner,

come home. When he comes home, it's going to be like a court trial. Can you take a knee? Can you take a knee and just like, please come home? Not you. Take a knee. You're the first to take a knee. Oh, yeah.

It looks like the guy he's praying that Trump to come save him. Trump, come save us. Donald Trump, please save me. Donald Trump, please come save us. Donald Trump, please come save me. Donald Trump. Please save me. All the chats for going on.

Donald Trump. Donald Trump. What did I miss since I took my headphones off? We were pretending you're praying that Donald Trump to come save you. Why Donald Trump? You've never seen that video? You've seen the old guy in his car. He's like on Instagram, he's on Facebook live and he's like,

Donald Trump, please save me from these people. Donald Trump, please say me. Donald Trump, please. Grug's house is about to get destroyed. Dude, there's a tornado watch, flood watch and wind advisory. It was windy AF yesterday. Hey, you want to hear something crazy? I checked, I checked the weather last night and you're old.

You're getting old. You're getting old. You tried to put me on savings or show me the weather. Dude, you're playing Diablo. Can we have a podcast? Do not shit talk on Diablo free. Can we have a podcast where we all mute Isaac? Oh my God.

And we just talked. Let's do. Yeah, let's mute them. Dude, I actually do it. And then Larry's not even going to hear it. He'll get to hear it like an hour and 10 in the podcast. He'll get to hear me just name dropping everyone by government names. And then we name drop you back to back to back.

So anyway, I was checking the weather. And it said that there was really, really bad air quality last night. Like it was bad in Austin. All of Austin and San Antonio, the air quality was really, really bad from I think the winds. So. Stop from the wins. I'll do that, bitch. That's for me,

chain smoking, bitch. Hey. Smoking from the Windy City. Whoa! I want to talk about something real quick. I just found out. I just found out. There's a subreddit for the podcast.

And the last post was five months ago. And I don't even know who made the subreddit. Yeah, who the fuck made that? Is it one of us? I don't think so. I asked. Nobody said anything. So I was like, okay.

The last post was. Tenors moving out from five months. ago and we're moving to this house. I think they predicted the future right now. It's moving out. Right now. How many podcasts has he been gone? Three, four.

Four, I think. He's been gone a while, but if you compare it to people like... Well, this is, I feel like this is the longest streak in group that podcast history. It's gone here. It really is not that bad. It's just back to back. I remember when we were having that meeting one time and he was like, maybe I should make less from the podcast.

I was like, well, I don't know how many of you missed? He was like, maybe 13. I was like, dude, we've only done like 60. What do you mean you missed 13? That's like, that's a lot of them, Kwan. That's a lot of podcasts. You miss Kwan? I love that name, dude.

I want to keep saying it for eternity, Kwan. It's such a funny name. Fuck now, Kwan, maybe you were right. Kwan. All right, I'm going to make a vouch right now that this year. We were talking about you, Kwan. Don't worry. I-Quan

I-Qan I-Q-Wan Will not miss Of the group Kwan Will not put your hand on the Kwan You gotta put your Right here like this I have a wing stop box

I'll not miss more than Kwan Podcast I-Kwan a part of the Group Kwan podcast Will not miss a Kwan episode This year Unless something happens to Kwan Where I got to go

To assist something in Kwan's life A Kwan Perfect A, Kwan Perfect A Kwan Wonderful Beautiful

Aquas Ooh that could be sacrilegious Yeah, it was good Has it been snowing around Your parts? No, we got Bro That was a really good

That was a good button Quick click Is you guys used that An alarm? No, it was me just For 2.30 in the afternoon No, it was me sneezing You have a mental problem

I sneeze I sneeze You have an issue During the podcast You know our podcast So Hold on, hold on. You know that it starts at 2pm.

Why in the world would you have an alarm set for 2?30. Did you think you're really 30 minutes late? Because on the off chance, none of us showed a, no Kwan showed up for the Kwan cast. I also have a meeting with someone else at 3. So that's why, guys. Okay, is that satisfied everyone's Kwan? You're going to be late for the meeting now because you were late to the podcast.

On Kwan. But you have a meeting in 30 minutes and we're only 15. No, it's at 3.30. 3.30. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Quang, you're on my level, Kwan.

I scheduled to be good. Bro. Kwan, no one wants to be on Kwan's level if you're going to be sleep until like 5 p.m. I hope. I hope the Kwan meeting

is about Kwan sleep. No, it's not about Kwan sleep. On Kwan. Too much Kwan hustle. I hustle too Kwan much. All right, well,

I have a good news, good note. Well, bad and good. That is, my PC's breaking even more. Good is I got a new computer. Woo,

Nice. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Did you really? Yeah, I did. It was really expensive. Is it like super super hyper beast? 4090, I-9, 14,000. Holy Kwan!

It's a big Kwan. It's a big beast Kwan. How much did that run you? 4090, wait, I-9. Wait, I guess how much it was? Easily 4,700. For right now, top of the line. 4,700 quons.

This is the topest. This is the gold model. The best you could get. 5 grand. Five quon. I think it was $2,500. Holy God in the sky, dude. Which is the second biggest purchase I've ever made my, well, fourth.

Nothing better last you for the rest of your Kwan. For the rest of your Kwan. I hope. I hope it lasts me for the rest of my Kwan. No, it's going to last five years. How do you know Kwan's going to live five years from now? I don't know Kwan will. Yeah, what?

I'm quitting YouTube tomorrow. I think it'll last longer than five years. I feel like, I don't know. I know technology is advancing faster than it used to, but also feel like technology will last longer than it used to because it's so advanced. You know what I mean?

Like the software can't keep up with it anyways. So like it'll be a while. Yeah. Like you mean the hardware? No, the software can't keep up with the hardware. So like, I think the hardware is pretty beast. Five years ago, we had the 2080 super grunk. That's not true.

Believe it or not, grunk, the software is limiting the hardware. Like, they're using the software to limit the hardware. No, what I'm thinking about is, though, like, VR and stuff. Like, we have crazy VRs, but nobody's making good VR shit. Willie, you turn my software into hardware. Hmm. I do I turn your soft willy into a hard willy?

Yeah. I'm telling you. Every time I meet somebody new, like a creator or something like that, they have to, I don't know what it is. It's like a requirement. They make that joke at least one time. And I fake laugh every time.

So for any, for any creator that has made that joke, I fake laugh at that cheap joke. More like hard and Willie. You made your name. Soft Willie. When I met you, I called you hard Willie. No.

You know how much a, dude, soft really is an L name. I'm sorry, I just can't get behind it. That is a pretty L name. What were you thinking? That's why I'm calling. You know what you were thinking? I know what I was thinking too. And it's a five-year-old joke that I can't outgrow.

That's why I'm Willie. Dude, I'd rather you be Wabbit. I would rather call you Wabbit. I want to be Wabbit, too. Remember that one day I was like in a dilemma? Oh, what the hell? Why did my, why did my think stop? Oh, what the fuck?

What time? You gotta be kidding Stopped at 145 Why did that stop? What do we do? Can you just restart it and Larry Can you just use your Discord audio for him While he cut out?

Where he cut out? Yeah, he can. Yeah, I did stop though at 14. Which sucks. Can we just reclap it or no? I don't know. How does that work? Is it?

Quam. Nick. Larry. All right, that's all we needed. Yeah, that's it. Okay. Me right back. I were back.

Sorry, Quas. Nick's call. computer broke Yeah my Awquan Dude that That happened to me Last week

Remember? Can we just make him Gray Because we had Really good Discussion during We talked about Well it won't be cut

It'll just be like Replaced with It won't be cut It won't be gone So with this new computer Though I need to get Some big boy

Drives in it I got some M2s rocking You know what I mean Oh boy He's sir Um Mmhmm You gotta get that

What you need You need 8 terabytes for all of your cash. You need to run a, do you have a thread ripper by any chance? Just off the side. Wait, you got an I-9? Yeah. $5,500? I-9 is top in the line right now, I thought.

Hell no. What does you mean? Hell no. You're not going to use a thread riper for. Oh, little do you know. Isaac is a computer genius. He doesn't know anything. I like to dabble a bit in the computers.

You don't know what you're talking about probably 90% of the time. Start again. Dude, get you a thread rip. It costs you less than $5,700. Do you know, and the yummy just went there. YMie just went there. Keep going. Yomi,

dig in on you. You on I-9. Do you know when the 14th generation of Intel processors came out? It was October 17th, 2020. That's what mine's from. You're going to tell me that's outdated? Wait. Dude, they keep naming the same shit I-9.

That's so dumb and Juan. It's a quantum. It's almost like you don't know what you're talking about. Isn't that crazy? I caught? You're a thread-ripper. My I-qualled? dumb idiot Kwan.

You're the dumb. Kwan, I'm a good Kwan. You're the stupidest fucking Kwan. No, you're the Neanderthal Kwan and I'm the Good Kuhn. I can't hear you. We're the good Kwan with the chain that says Kwan. Anyways. Yeah, I'm a beast

computer and I can't wait until I dock you offline. Docks me? Offline. DDoS you off the internet. Hell is wrong with you. We live together, Kwan. I'm going to DDoS you with my good computer. Just unplug his PC. Oh, dude, you just like cut into

Ethernet cord so wait you got you got I-9 4090 what else 4090 that's big Yeah, here I'll show you dude when I put in my 3080 my motherboard sagged is that It's heavy. Oh I plugged in my 30 my whole computer went that's scary dude Do you know how big the 4090 is this actual brick it's brick it doesn't fit in a lot of PC. You have to check if it fits in your case. You're gonna have to like start to you have to cable it to the top of your PC. It has some bracket, bro. It'll be fine.

Bracken, bro. I'm gonna be fine. I like listening to people who don't know how to build PC is telling people how to build PC. That's my favorite thing about Isaac is like he's talking about something he has no idea what he's talking about because he didn't build this PC. I built this PC myself. I built my entire PC myself.

It's like a brick and it like I literally built it all myself. You don't see this PC right now. It's sagging. Because Willie Billy wrong. This bitch's sadden. Okay, look. I'll just tell you the board of stuff. I-9-40-K.

MSI-MPG-Z-790 DDR-5 motherboard. I hate computer talk. It's just like gibberish. Oh my God. It's going to get worse. Wait for it. Hold on. You ready?

I got the Corser H-150I Elite Capulix XT. It can't mean anything. Just say like the newest gen. Like, name the new product. the new gym placeholder graphics card guys i'm gonna get scammed dude these names are so absurd they don't mean anything they just they just want to make it sound too long you long to just try and sound cool and awesome you try to make it sound that too though cars do that too so they they offered the etching on the glass and i didn't opt in for but i really wanted to do like a funny

picture of my face on it but i don't think it would translate well i think it should be like kind of like line arty making a wiener you could do it yourself or a weaner yeah giant one did you buy it already Yeah. It's ordered. I should have got the edge glass. Ooh. Yeah. Dude, you know, you know,

2024 starting off strong with One Piece already carrying 2024. Okay, listen, I mean, Can you shut up about that stupid thing? Please. I may not be fully caught up. There is such a small percentage of people

who watch it. No, there's a large percentage because what we're going into is goddamn cute. Compared to like everyone else in the world, pause, time out. Comment the fuck down below if you actually watch One Piece.

And if I see like three comments. Dude, oh my. You're going to see so many. Stand up. Everyone, type, type one piece. Stand up right now. Type one piece if you watch one piece. And then we'll see.

Because like, Nick, you're going to be absolutely blown out of the water. If you're expecting three or less, like, you're done. If I see more than three, then I'll be like, okay. If you watch one piece. Try like 100. So what happens if either of you win? What happens if growing signs? Nothing.

Nick has to watch one piece. Oh, snap. I actually plan on watching one pace, not one piece. Like, drunk put me up to one pace, and I'm going to do it. I will do it. I just have like a life. They just finished a Wano arc. Wano.

Dude. Freaking, the new art style. Like, it's incredible to me that they can, like, when they get to a new arc, they can switch up the whole art style. It's just like, wow. What a crazy thing that they can do. I have never seen that done by anybody. Grunk?

It's so cool. I know. Grunk, I want to make a deal with you. Blank! Grunk, I'll make a deal with you. If I commit to one piece, I want you to commit to Dragon Ball Z. Whoa, I don't really.

I'm not interested. I've never watched it, but I just want to see Grubble. You've never, dude, they have no hate to DBZ. You're going to start to wear Dragon Ball, like, clothes, and you're just going in. Dragon Ball backpack. You guys want to Dragon Ball and go over a super saying hair. He's going to buy the Dragon Ball. He's going to buy the dragon balls

like, gilling his hair, making it like I have Goku in Fortnite, so that's cool. That's cool. Do you a family guy in Fortnite? Not yet. No, Peter Griffin was expensive, dude. He was expensive. He's on the battle pass.

He's on the battle pass. You have to buy the battle pass, dude. So that's $10. They have to play the game for eight years. Speaking of battle pass, I saw a Cipher PK working out today. That made, what? Speaking of battle pass, it's just stalking.

Speaking of Battle Pass, I just stalked a guy in Texas. Fort Nice. What? I just saw him working out. Oh, Cypher. If you listen to this, drop a gift card. That was crazy. I'm not going to lie.

In that video, what video was that he was giving those? He was just letting grunk. It was Bersert. That was last Leavis C? Yeah, that had to go cut. There's a special deline scene. A hundred fifty plus. Dude, he had money spread.

I was thinking all the whole whole. Hold, hold, hold, because it's not even in the video. Can I not talk about it? Well, you could. It's three, it was, dude, the video was three hours long. I had to cut that part, and I really liked it, but I had to do it. It was three hours. It probably had, like, three to five K worth of.

I could upload a 25-minute video of just berserk dressing up. Yeah. And then teaching us about scams, being a trap star. And given gronk, I think, 25-100. Wait, may I ask why you had to cut that out? Three-hour video, uh, sponsored deadlines. who cares I couldn't do it

I couldn't too much okay Blake what do we what the hell so then why don't you include that in your best of why don't you just add some of those clips then and just be like hey guys

there you have really long three four minute intros be like there is and also sneak speed footage I have an idea I have an idea Go ahead Is it Blake

Go ahead Are you playing clash or something You do me? Yeah You could say you Ponsor zombies Yep Yeah.

You do a sandwich where you upload a normal video after Last to Leave and then the next video after that you get the bread. And then the other piece of bread is Last to Leave VC, colon, behind the scenes. Behind the scenes. I guarantee that Last Lead, VC behind the scenes would do just as well as Last to Leave. Yeah, I could literally up on a video called Lastly VC poop and it would do probably two out of ten. So anything with those words in the title, it's probably going to do well. Yeah.

Last to poop. I'm gonna upload it. I'm gonna upload it for you know the whole Discord VCs or whatever I am. Right. Probably not the best stuff, dude. I'm gonna make like zero dollars

because of that I'm uploading in January. You are two, Blake. Can you stop on that? I'm uploading my best of the You said Blake. Oh, you're gonna do. Here's my problem.

He's my problem. He's my problem. He's my problem. When I check the A, the RPM, I get sad. Because look, when you look at it up a m in November, it'd be like maybe $7 to $8 to 9, maybe $10 on a good day.

But when you look at January, it's like $4 on a good day. Yep. But here's the real problem. No, here's the real problem because I looked, I was looking at videos from 2020 era, which wasn't even like my peak. And I was looking at some of the old revenue screenshots I had, and they were blowing

my mind, bro. Old screenshots. getting away with way too much. He was making $40 a minute. We made $40 a minute. My channel in 2020 doesn't even seem real. I was looking back at my views and I was like, damn, Siege was popping, bro.

Popping, popping. It was like, for example, here's one screenshot. Four out of 10 is at 422K and two days and 21 hours. Two days. Four of ten? Here. I'll show you. Oh shit.

We're gonna get secret inside y'all. Everybody screenshot this. This is old. Look at that. My phone screen's like dirty. 4 out of 10. Oh my God. That's insane.

And then look at this. That's dirty. What was like? Good luck. Look at this. Knock on wood. Do this. Whatever this is called.

September 2020. Look at that. September 2020. A mill in five days on a siege video. Well, Whoa, whoa, whoa, 14. How long was it, was it the Alpha Pack? It was like 40 minutes long.

Yeah, 14. 14.5 million. What the fuck? That's where it's at now? Stupid. That's the watch time. That's not the views. I know, but still.

That's a lot of watch time. That is a lot of watch time. Yeah, but dude, acting. And most people probably don't even care about us talking about YouTube shit, but I really care about it. I don't like to talk about it. But 10 minute videos having a $10 hour. What the fuck?

It was normal. 14 mil? Dude. A half million. Oh, wait, watch time minutes? We're literally talking about the global and economic and like standard. I looked at. I was like, wait, what am I at?

Yeah, I had 1.4 mil. But that's hours, not minutes. But listen, guys. On a real note, I miss the old RPM. Old YouTube was better. It was so much better, which is weird because it doesn't make sense because they readjusted their advertisement system to make it like cleaner. You know, you'd think they'd have more premium ads.

across the whole website, but it's not even like that. It's like the big people just pulled out and stayed out. You know what's kind of crazy to me? And it's not like it's impossible. But imagine YouTube was doing that thing where they pretend like an advertiser's paying, you know, less than they actually are. And then YouTube is just keeping a bigger cut. Because like right now the split is 55, 45.

So imagine an advertiser is paying like $12, right? But YouTube's saying they're paying $10. And then YouTube's talking to an extra money. I have seen. I wouldn't put it past them. And there's no way for us to know. I've seen ads pop up on limited ads or demonetized videos. Even when a video ads are lost a trade.

$0 from those, by the way. YouTube's taking out of that money. Yep. How many videos get uploaded on YouTube every single day? Billion dollar corporation. Let's cancel YouTube. Hold on, hold on, hold on. How many videos get uploaded on YouTube every single day?

Probably like a thousand. Okay, so 1,004 videos get uploaded every single day. Now, we make a competitor and we buy it. All the server. Fuck called storage and space for that. How much would that run us, Nick? Come on, do the numbers.

Quick. A lot. Well, time out here. Because Google owns a lot of those servers. So we would have a problem there. We would have to build our own boxes in place in different places. But I can't build that.

What we do with the boxes? Wait. Guys, somebody found that, guys, guys, somebody found the Derrberger in the Nevada desert. What is it?

Derrberger. Is that the Fortnite thing? The Fortnite Derrugger in the Nevada Desert. Yes Will he just left the podcast When will the day come when Can't even sit still When the Gomesberger

I'm looking at the Dürmer Remember the Gomesberger? I do Oh my God It's naked Why'd you show me to Dirt Burger's naked Dirt

Dirt burger Dherberger Dherberger Nava Nava Whoa where is it It's in the desert Somewhere

It's a recipe California Desert Dude you're lying All right Oh it's on it in 2018 It's literally Nade shot dude.

You bought, you guys bought that. It's real. Yeah. Nate Shops in 2016 years ago. This was when Fortnite lore was popping off.

Who put the Durrberger in the Fripp? That's like some gravity popular. Who did the Derrberger in the aliens? Remember the Rift? Who did the

Dürberger fill out of the sky? It did. It left Fortnite. It went to the real world. Do you remember the Rift? The Thurbson burger bottom of the sky. I think that era of Fortnite with the cube and the der Burger.

Oh my God. Kevin the Cube. Yes. Kevin the Cube. The Der Burger. Mr. Tomato Man. They don't do it like that no more. I think Nate Schott has had one of the coolest online careers for like content

creator, e-sports owner, all that kind of stuff. I think he's done like a cool thing. I think he actually didn't. No player. They're going to add more to that. He was one of the first pro players who also realized that when you're a pro player, you're so put on to have a brand because you're the best of the game. Everybody wants to watch the best of the game.

So if you're a pro player and you're not a consecrator, you're such an else insane. Like, actually double dip and learn how to, like, start a business and make money. Wow. Because the salary from orgs is shit, and I know it is.

So stop acting like you're rich and buying like Gucci, Louis, juvenchi product, bro. Like, get your bag up for real, make some money. And then don't be sustained. Like, don't be self-sustaining. Don't worry about like your org,

like falling through because it's probably going to happen in a year because a, dude, shit. I want to watch, um, and there's only one person in this room I think would get it. I want to watch a League of Legends pro player try to start a content creation journey. I was talking about Greg, by the way.

I was talking about you with the weird side eye you gave me. I don't get it. You're eating like you just like got your kill. Like you're a predatory. Would you like to watch me eat? I'll do it. Choose your mouth open to make it real good. There was one podcast and I looked at the comments and one guy was like,

I love seeing Willie just eat the whole time. It's a really great view. I gotta find that comment. I don't like eating in front of the camera. That guy's gonna love this podcast then. Yeah, this is rare. I never eat on the podcast. I don't really care.

I mean, dude, I'm scared. I'm scared I'm gonna get like white stuff on my lip like right here. And it's just like a screenshot for the rest of my life of like nut. What's it called? No, no, no, no, no. Well, I don't have heard a pig, so. Herpes. So am I like, am I off, am I off par?

with saying that League of Legends Pro players are just like the most... I don't get what you're saying. Faker, for example. There's a net. Well, yeah, like Faker. He's like one of the best. He's a part of T1 or something.

I don't even know what that is, but you do. And he's probably like this little... He's one of the best league players and... It's like probably a worm, right? Like a little worm, man. Dude, here's the thing. Everybody is capable of coming out of their shell.

No, no, no. Not T1, not Tyler 1. Sorry, what are you saying? His name is Faker. Jake. Sorry, go ahead. All I said was everybody's capable of coming out of their shell. everybody. Unfortunately, most pro players

are really good at the game because they are super like introverted and they play the game a lot which makes me good. But you can come out of your shell. Something's so scared, bro. Very true. Make some money, bro. There's no reason to be so scared. Just be yourself, be cool. Yeah, upload it. Just don't know.

Andrew Tate type of video where like Top 10. I don't know. Lanes to Bot Lane Switch. I don't know. I don't play the game. How to hit Jungo the right way and get it right that jungle. How to hit how to play Lulu.

It's been proven in every single thing since the beginning of time if you are one of the best of the game, you will be, you will have the most attention. Let's think about, let's see about it. It's impossible to not have it. The, uh, the, uh, you know the, uh, fuck a bear.

Damn, what am I saying here? Come on, go on. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Think about when people to fight. Okay. Cavemen. Okay. Yeah. Caveman. Would you rather see two cavemen who would know how to fight?

fight. Hell no. You want to see the one who knows how to use a club and then one who knows how to use a rock really good. Hell be it.

So now what does that tell us about us and how we perceive shit? That the caveman should have started live streaming when he got really good with the club. They really should have.

You have started a computer up in the caveman errors? Oh my. YouTube RPM. Oh my God. Talk about prime. It was like four chicken eggs.

If I lived back then I would build a a Chicken eggs this video I heard that the biggest the biggest the YouTuber back then mr. bone Used to get a dinosaur carcass sent to him every single week every video Wow I found another dead dinosaur this is what we did today I live in dinosaur foot for nine days Surviving in cave for Using dinosaur armor on the waterfall

I make fire for 50 homeless cavemen Deradacto uniform polished and shine ASMR I give Tiger Pelt to 15 needy babies In today's best friend scalping Asimr Most kill from gazelle in the valleys

Dude Every time I think of scoping I think of like I get cold I get chibbers Not because it's like The worst thing imaginable But it's because like The breeze you get from your skull being open

And like all the What have you experienced this firsthand? Oh, dude, I mean, you ever got like a cut and, like, air hits in, like, really cold? And you're like, ooh. No. No, it's like a thing. I swear I'm not lying on this. Nick.

I don't know why I went to you. Dude, the second he gets touched, he's at the hospital. He's not going to get a second to feel a breeze of any sort. I just probably would get a flu. He'd be like, I need an opinion on the doctor. That's it. And the doctor's like, you got a flu. he's like, I need a second opinion from another doctor.

I don't think it's the flute. Dude, do you ask for second opinions at the hospital? Get diagnosed with illnesses. People who ask for second opinions, okay? It's actually a smart thing to do, bra. Dude, you've never been a doctor. Doctors are wrong all the time, man. I know someone who went to two.

Doctors are wrong all the time. I know someone who went to two doctors for scoliosis, and they both said he didn't have it. And then five years later he goes to a doctor and he says he has scoliosis and they, like they should have caught it sooner. There you go. As you develop, like, problems become more obvious because I had like a similar issue.

But like literally, prime example is two weeks ago, my nephew broke his arm and dislocated his shoulder. Nurse practitioner, first doctor. Why are you skipping the part where you said that you suplex your cousin? It wasn't me. I didn't suplex my cousin. It was my nephew. You know, you're listening to the story. My five-year-old nephew.

Why do you suplex your brother? Okay, listen. So he had a, he was just like, his shoulder was messed up. And he went to the doctor. they're like no it's fine and you went back to like another doctor and then they're like oh yeah it's dislocated so we got to fix that

they popped it back into place and then it was still hurting like a week later so then they took him back to the doctor or it was like a few days a week and they're like oh yeah it's also broken so like we gotta yeah we got put him in a sling I thought they popped it like too far

that it got pushed back out like the other side isn't that insane though like it's pretty crazy how do you miss did they do an x-ray? I don't know actually but I do know that I do know that like because of the

time period of him still being in pain and not being able to sleep, it's not normal. Because kids aren't going to stay up, you know, like willingly. Like that doesn't really happen. Like all throughout the night. If the kids staying up all throughout the night, they're like five and they're like crying, like clearly there's something wrong. So I think it was more of like symptom-based what's happening. Let's take him back.

And then they like did more diving into it. Yeah. I'm uninsured. So if that happens to me, it is game over. That's part of why I don't like, I'm just like scared to like do crazy shit because I'm uninsured. Dude, it's like $200 to $300 a month.

It's like lessen your car insurance and we're just sitting there like Ah, my What? My cars are more insured than I am. It's true. I know, mine are too.

I could throw it off a cliff or buy a new one for free. Dude, you want to hear something insane? Don't ever get like heli evacuated like a hospital. No. And also try to avoid ambulances

as much as you can. This is actually an educational podcast topic. That's not. Cost like over 60 grand for one trip with a helicopter. And insurance is, not cover it. My grandfather had an $80,000 EVEC ride for a, he had a heart

attack, something really bad, something to do with his weird little heart and things inside of him. I don't know. But he got a helicopter ride. She was probably busting, you know, it was probably cool to be in there, but $80,000 is cool? Probably not. If you get a helicopter ride and you're still mobile, you can move around just a little bit, maybe, there's a parachute on the

backseat, the second backseat to the Right. You open it down, you bring it down and you grab in. You just hop out. Right. And then at the very top of the helicopter, there's a string. It's red that says, do not pull. Will explode helicopter when you jump out.

Pull it, jump out. We don't know what it does, but just. Yeah, hopefully nothing bad. Trust us. But no, like on a serious note, ambulances, they can run you like six grand, dude. No, bro. They're not six. They're expensive.

They're like a couple grand. Okay. So what happens if you have like... How does Isaac know everything? Is his experience at all, dude? He's been in an ambulance. He's been in a helicopter. I did.

I knew an EMT transporter guy. He was my teacher. For a while. Actually, he was cool. What are he doing now? I'll call him right fucking now. Don't tell you that. Call him, bro.

He said, He said, nice kids. I used to want to tell you, by the way. You need to remember this information because it's very important. He's probably old. He's old now. By I'm serious. not way far off. It's not like saying a $50,000 to $100,000 per cow type of

that was awesome. That was awesome. That was really dope. So what happens if you get a helicopter ride or an ambulance and you're like, fuck, it's so expensive and then you just die and no one else is like around? Like you don't have family, you don't have like... There's to go anywhere. I'm pretty sure a lot of your debts of taxes and everything that you like owe, they just don't, they die with you. Wow. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Debt collectors. did you know that hospitals

when you own the money they just like outsource they like make someone else go get the money they like they hire these basically just debt collector companies that's what everyone does a billion emails

and a billion mail yeah and you don't gotta banks do that you don't call you I'm gonna make a fake account in a fake house and just rig it with like grass

that's called like dead it fraud they're like they can adapt to it yeah All right. Devclefters. Don't step on the porch now.

There's a land mine on there. I'm just kidding. You get past the portion of a trip wire. There's a trip wire. And then, okay, they're like, all right, so we're going to pass the trip wire. What's next? And then there's like a loose floorboard.

Yeah. That drops into a poof spikes. A loose floorboard. They step on it. They stumble back. They step on a rake and it hits the back of their head. They stumble forward. They hit the board.

They go back. I hit the rake. He's been stuck in the liver. Yeah, he's still doing it. Do, do, too. Oh, wow. Oh. When are we going to live our fantasies of robbing a bank and getting away with it?

Let's home alone in the house. Robbs a bank. Holy. Mr. Beast should make that a video like Robben's bank or something like that. Why? Oh, hold on a little homemade bank and stuff like that. Why didn't Mr.

Beast and Kevin McCalk, McCalkie, Bacock, Galluster? A home alone. video where they're like out of the house. They have to get in. We, we've trapped it with feastables and all that.

That'd be cool. Mr. Beast, let me know. Come on, let me know. It would have been a great Christmas video.

We got on McCulley Culkin. I feel like Mr. Beast does a new Christmas videos. He hates God. I heard he already hates the Lord Jesus Christ himself. That cannot be real. No, I feel like he's past that.

Like, he can't do a seasonal video because then people won't watch it out of season. That's my guess. Oh my God. I think it's because, uh, he actually might be. I think it's because he's so far ahead.

Usually when a video drops, he like recorded it like two years ago. True. Remember when he puts it on Twitter like his like workout journey and then the next video he was still freaking. He was little little tequila. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how he does it, man. I think what he does is he makes videos that could be watched at any point in time without a set court like scene.

Like there's no Thanksgiving. There's no Christmas. There's, no Easter. in these videos because who wants to watch about Santa in like March Come on, bro. Yeah. Isn't that what Grunk said? Oh, I said. I muted my phone. I got a call. It's cool.

I didn't hear what you said. It's cool. My, my, my, my, my, my dom, but I. How was that all at a burrito? You, you bulbous pig. No, it's actually just a tortilla. Okay, I'll let's slide. It has so much sit-for for one tortilla.

Wait, what was in the bowl? What did you get? Double Frito? I got brown rice with black beans, chicken and steak. Chicken and steak. Sour cream, cheese, guac, quack, casso, lettuce. God damn, that queso? Betoes, badas. Oh, there goes the whole point.

Barabo. Vicin. Um, I got vettis. I got, oh, no, he don't. No way you do. Mine, mine are y'all. Chicken and steak, blended together. I'm telling you, I get when I go to Cabobabs.

I get chicken and steak double. So why you're not rocking with guacamole? I do have Glock on that, I said. Glock. What? A and Koso? Glock. You're greedy and big and hearty.

Yeah. You know what? Why are you so judgmental? You're the seventh deadly sin known as Sloth. I want to ask why Kwan today is so judgmental. Why can you just let someone exist? I woke up on the wrong side of the side of the rock. I think you hate yourself your life.

Wow. Kwan woke up a little upset. I agree with Blake. Blake says that Kwan hates himself and his life and everything about it. Would you PC coming? Let me know. Quad is projecting? Yeah, blue.

Oh. Yeah, Kwan, no. You're gonna look out. I paid for like, it says UPS second air. What does that mean? Oh, that means it comes in the second story window, my window. Their air dropping here. Yeah.

I don't know how fast that'll be. It'll be here pretty, yeah. That's like, how fast can they build? Do you think they'll build it today? It's probably already built. Oh, really? Bought a pre-built, bro. I mean, it probably, I mean, I can't imagine.

They probably do build. I don't even know. I don't know if they build per order, but. Wait a second. Why didn't you go with Stalforge? What did you go with, actually? I'm not promoting them because they didn't pay me to. I told them I would do a deal with them, and they said no,

so I'm not even saying who I got the PC. Nice. Dude, wow. You are, wow. Dude, no, I'm serious. If LeBron James got like something and then he wanted to do something, and they didn't, he wouldn't do it either. I mean, these words are like a million times more than I am,

but like, hey man. Sometimes you got to start a good Disney. relationship by saying the company. The good business relationship is us working together. Okay. No, I kind of agree with that. Well, it was I buy power, chat. So,

he picks out of the hat. I'll give you a hint. It was not I buy power. I've had a computer from them before. It was horrible. It was I bought dog shit and my PC was broken for a month. I swear to God, it was horrible. I think, I think like bottom tier, like PC

you could buy from is cyberpower and I buy power. Those were the two worst experiences of my life. I remember buying a cyber power PC and getting that shitty, stupid ass keyboard that is horrible. Oh yeah. The red keyboard. Yeah, the red and black one. I had in you. Dude, I buy power had the same thing. They have the red black keyboard. And then they

had to be a drop. Oh, and the headset. Don't forget the headset. They had RGB lights on the right. Okay, like I'll, the one thing I'll give them the, like, benefit of the doubt for is like their process is so spread out. You can kind of pick whatever you want, right? Like as long as it's compatible, your options are so, you choose like almost anything. It's crazy. You could choose between a bunch of different cases and everything, but that creates like problems with quality control.

And I definitely had issues with quality control on my computer. Like it, when I bought from I Buy Power, it took me, the first time I turned on my computers for it to boot, it took like 40 minutes to boot. And I had to reset my bios the first time I even tried to like get on. It was insane. How much was your 4090? 2K. Okay. Yeah, that's about right.

I think they're all scalped. Unless that's re-MS, I don't think it's retail, is it? No. No, no, no, no, no. I think they're all scouts. No, no, no, no. It was, um, it released at 1599. I mean, it's actually, dude, the 40-90's been like under hype.

Yeah, it has been. I know we talked about this at least once in the past month. Yeah. It is the, it is no one. They flew under the radar. But they're, dude, the benchmarks, they're like twice as good as the 30-90. It's insane, which the 30-90 is insane. How do they do that?

Like every single time, how are they doing that? It's because they limit the hardware with software. And that was one of the biggest problems. Remember when, remember when GTA6 got leaked? Yeah. So the same hacker that did that, right? He actually hacked into Nvidia. And he, if I'm not mistaken, it was the same person.

But he harassed, like, he blackmailed Nvidia. Social engineering hack. I believe so. I think it was just like he pretended that he was. And then he'd like logged in that. Yeah, because Rockstar, he, So I heard, did it with an Alexa. He had a fire stick.

Amazon Firestick. Yeah, even his hotel. That's what he did it with? Yeah. Because he was awaiting like trial or something like that because he had just done another hack. Social engineering is terrifying. But what he did with the, let me finish that because it's really,

really important. He genuinely like tried blackmailing Nvidia with their like source codes that all he wanted them to do was release the software, like stop limiting the hardware because a lot of the hardwheres that we have are limited because of crypto mining and stuff like that. So the like, when you buy like a 30-90 or something like that, it could well exceed what it's able to do. It's just that NNVIDIA won't let it happen. And that's one of their biggest issues. That's why a lot of people are pissed. You think that's because they want to be able to up themselves with a new release or is it to keep it safe as hardware.

It's for money, I think. Kind of like putting training wheels on your kid's bike. I think it's so that they can just keep on upping and just keep on being like, yeah, maybe they're releasing the next thing. Maybe it's like a two for one, so like it doesn't burn the inside of your motherboard. This is the lamest topic we've ever had.

Dude, that's interesting. I think it's that lame. I said motherboard. I think it's interesting. I'm a nerd. Motherboard. Is saying the word motherboard? Surfboard.

Mother. Surfboard. Surf board. Surf board. Surf board. Riding on them. Ride on them. Ride on it.

Badi. Badi. Mek it boring. Everybody watching this probably either on their computer or some sort of device. When is the 5090 coming out? That's good. That's a crazy day.

When is the, what is the 10,000 coming out? 5090. Hello? What is that coming out? 10K is going to be nuts. 10K is going to be a triangle. Dude. 10 k to

do you think iPhone like they have to stop using numbers for iPhone soon like they have to they will it's gonna be the dude imagine

imagine this Apple okay Apple announcement right they're gonna go back to dramatic to watch and then boom the iPhone reveal

what's the name iPhone last one they call it that iPhone last one you know what I'm put my money I'm put my money on there they're gonna start using

like Greek words for like iPhones I thought you're gonna do iPhone what have the iPhone gamma. It sounds kind of tough. iPhone Omega.

What about like, what about minerals? iPhone Ammon. iPhone quartz. Quartz. Oh, iPhone diamond. Write these down. Iphone platinum.

iPhone Grandmaster. They have to do something because no one's going to buy iPhone 23. That's just not going to happen. What about J-phone? J-phone. That could happen. Oh, yeah. Get rid of your eye.

It just. A. A. You were sitting there in silence thinking about what came after I. A, B, C, D, H, I, J, H, okay. I think what comes after, what comes after G? H. Damn.

What about, what about R? SQ. Damn. Dude, I feel like you're a cop and I'm like, I was going to driving. P. D. We're a cop. Passing are speaking for me?

Oh, damn, okay. Go ahead and next one. Next one. Okay, okay, okay. Let's do that. Let's do that. What comes before? Quickly.

Quickly, I was drinking and driving, you're a cop. All right. Okay. No, X comes after W. W. No, gee, David. All of, technically like ABC, L. I don't even do you.

All right. All right. Are you been drinking a driver, sir? No. What's your name? Larry. Okay. Larry.

Mm-hmm. That's even your name? Probably not. Wait, hold on. Let me do this. All right. Go ahead. Okay.

Oh, wait. Let me, hold on, hold on, you look suspicious. Larry asked why are being detained. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Can I mean the second cop? Dude, what are you driving on 1950s Chevy?

What are you cracking your window? Good evening. License and registration, please. It's much like Hennessy in this car. They don't be reaching for nothing. Whoa! Here you go, sir. Okay, no, seriously, though.

I got to go through training. All right, what comes? after. They don't do this at traffic stops. You haven't even said anything to them. Have you been drinking and driving? No. It smells like Hennessy.

Are you sure? Do you consent to a test of your physical and mental capabilities to be on the road today? I do not. Spell your name. Oh, you didn't? Never mind. Wait. L-A-R-R-Y.

You're detained. She said, Larry. Arrest him. Spell your name, Larry. Larry. You know why I pulled you over or not? No, why? Why you got my accent?

We're from the same state. Why your plate's saying California then, sissy boy? Oh, is that so? Are you driving a rental? What are you trafficking in this truck? Let me see. I kind of smell weed. Probably will cause.

Step out. I'm searching it, bitch. My pet scones. Get out. Earl, I popped a truck without his consent. There's weed back here. That's not weed. That's probable cause.

Get out, buddy. That's not. Leave my thing alone. Earl, there's going to go. Here, I've seen it. All right. Go on. Get out of here.

I planted that, Earl. Don't tell him, though. She consent with making it out with the fellow police officer here. I do not. Earl, we should let him go if he gives us. That's funny. I can't hear you. Off of the camera.

What did you say to me? Body cam turns off. Officer. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, before the podcast, before the podcast, Eds, what is, what do you think of foolproof? An anti, like, there's no way someone who is drunk and driving could possibly pass this test. What's the full proof way to tell? What? Okay, okay, okay, so like a sober person can clearly do it.

Yeah, so you know how like, you know, walk the line. what's your spot? Do the bad, the alphabet backwards. You know, these are like, dude, dude,

that one is way hard. You know, pat your tummy and rub your head. Like, it's like, who cares? Like, what's a better way

to tell if someone's drunk? What's a way? You gotta think about it. Um, what? I feel like the walk in a straight line one is, yeah, walking the straight line is pretty much.

I think they should, I think they should try and drive in a straight line. The officer gets in past. All right. Drive. We're going to get a race. All right, I drive straight. We're going to race.

If you're going to race. If you beat me, you're free to go. If you cross that, yeah. If you beat me, I couldn't catch you anyways. Have a good day. If I lose that of you, you're free. I don't know, 15 junk being Jackson and then eat a bottle of sugar. Imagine pulling someone over and be like, man, now it's too easy.

Get back in your car. Come on, go. I would walk up and just start. speaking jibberish at his window to see if he looks scared or if he's laughing. He's scared. He's sober. He starts laughing. He's probably drunk.

Oh, I got up. He would be like, yeah, abe-law-la-blah-ba-sha-ba-sab-a-ab identification. He'd be like, what? He's going to look at the guy. What?

Hold on. Okay, make the sound effect of the window rolling down. I'm going to knock on it. You have been a dot the man. Ha! Jabredo daub daub. What'd you say, sorry?

Jabaradab. This is where I peel off. I don't know, man. I can't understand. I don't know, man. What do you say? The passenger? I don't know, dude.

It's a suspicious man. I don't know what you're straight. Yeah, wait, that's how you do it. We got to get around. Have you been drinking tonight? You're like, you do like a funny movement. You put your arm up like above like the, open door or the open way and you're like

the belly's like the belly's on the other side it grows a little hand and then you're like I don't know let me see there oh the badge fall on the driver's lap

let me get that for you oh have you been drinking and driving you're like you're like rubbing the peddle. I mean tonight, good sir.

It could definitely like freak him out if they start doing magic tricks. Like every cop just has like magic tricks that they just start doing people. He just started pulling cloth and to see if he's drunk

he puts a ball underneath one of the cups and he starts moving in him around and he fucks his sick. Oh, I like that. That's a good one. That's a good one. Get in driving position.

I'm going to be the officer. You get in driving position. Me? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, what is that? Riding a fucking bike. Yeah, you're trying to.

You got pulled over on a bike. On a tricycle. It's on a bicycle. Okay. It's like a tiny car. All right. All right. Down.

Dude, that was crazy. All right. That was crazy. Hey, son, look at me. Yes. How are you? Whoa! Alright, get up.

Get out of the weird. Yeah, you're going for life. Whoa. I don't know who you'll be honest with you, but like you're gone for live, buddy. There's like 15 dead people in your backseat. Yeah. Yeah, all right, you're going to jail.

You know what? Yeah. God, I've thought about it so many times. Dude, if I was in a car chase, I would try my best to like at least get like a few seconds where the cops don't see me. crash the car jump to the passenger seat

and tie myself up it should open the driver's door make you open the driver's wait wait wait wait wait and like grab my shoes and they like step on it a few times and then did you watch did you see that car chase

where this car went under the bridge like it went under and then it rolled out and the cops were like freeze like freeze get out and they went over open the door gone he was there he got out under the bridge

the car rolled for like half a mile. Yeah. And these guys were so like, oh my... I'm pretty sure what happened was he met someone

there and they picked him up and they told me. I don't know what happened but it was like it was literally GTA shit. It was... That is GTA. Because in the

GT5 heist you have to go under the bridge and you have to get inside the trailer and hide in there. True, dude. Remember that? True.

Rohing car bridge and what police charges. Police footage. Also, before wrapping up Again, I know I already said this, but What's going on with the weather again, dude?

I think the world is ending, low key. There's like some absurd. You just said 2024 was going to be the first good years since I thought, I know. And I was wrong. No, but there's some crazy shit's already happened. Aliens have already fucking happened. Aliens. What do you hear?

Aliens have already happened. You haven't seen Miami? That wasn't aliens though. It was aliens. That's what they want to want you to think, bro. You see the big glowing orb of Zorg? Do you see the really bad photo? That was such a dumb.

video that looks like AI the or all of like you start to share it was like everyone's like and then people like went and checked it out after it went away it's like what are you doing like what's happening what listen if you don't believe that aliens touched down somewhere in the United States they don't even play football dude they don't they don't even play football he's right Earl I've watched enough pyramid videos now to understand that aliens had to have existed it had to have you and those damn I know I've mentioned the last podcast and I'm going to say it again I've not stop watching them. I'm convinced that aliens.

Pyramid videos. Oh my God. I need to stop like consuming media because I feel like it's so easy to believe something just by seeing. Yeah, Kwan, you just consume Diablo 3. Oh, hell yes. I killed Diablo yesterday.

I actually won like the game. Diablo's a her character? Yeah, we got a banger. He's got his finger on the trigger. You know what you really need to consume? Whoa. Come on, son. Come on.

Come on. Lean, use a code. It's a bit. Game and stuff. I'm God, you need that. Yeah, baby. Come on me. Come on.

Come on. Come on. See, look, this is my gamer subs and that's... Ew, dude. You got... I got a guy that's got... It's gum. How much money for me to get this gum?

Less than you. Ah, bro. I'm going to put that away. I was going to say, this is gum. There's like five pieces of different... That's your own gum, though. I bet you get so much calf-free, it's crazy. You should go buy it because we have no more calf.

Reef. Reefs. soon, I think. You just held up the calf. You just held up calf. No, did you hear what happens to the truck? I had all the calf. No, where's the other one?

Something happened. What happened to the truck with all the calf? They got used as a smoke bomb in a heist. See, he has calf. Wow. Dude, cheater, he's calf. Yeah, both. No, let's, okay, let's, okay.

Listen, I know it's gay, but let's put our hands together. And let's pray for, pretend to come home safely. Um, uh, wait, let me listen in this prayer because I'm You raise me up. raise me up so I can Now Tanner you'll be missing for so long Thank you for this be beauteous day

I pray that you guide our dear friend Tanner Back to back to our house A-Q-1, A-Quahs This is not a, this is not a communal, like clap it, guys, we're bowing your heads and having a prayer in silence. Oh, okay. Thank you, Lord, for this day,

for this food and for this mood, amen. A-Q-Q-W-A-Q-W. Rub-Dub, thanks for the grub. Yeah. Thank you, dude, I'm making it in the tub. Thank you, everyone for coming. Wait, was there a hashtag that we were supposed to check? Hashtag Nutella.

No, no, no, no. Eat a post-full of the Nutella. Show us what your teeth look like. All right, what's this week's prompt? We are you here, here. Hashtag, 10,000 calorie challenge. Eat 10,000 calories in a day and send us a picture of what you look like in the day. Before and a half.

let's see if they turn green that is insane okay okay okay um getting type two uh I think we need something with a cops something with like a cop driving

do not take a picture of the cop of a cop car with your flash on and like also kind of like veer into the side lane but oh like to the right there left of find a cop that's parked on the side of the road get out of your car walk up recording run up

on his window. Run up. Run up. Run up. Hand in pocket. Without the phone. Record him. Yeah. That's a good idea. But yeah, like look like you're reaching over, like really fast. He'd a pile of bricks and just throw it

out of a cop's head while he's chilling. At a burger king. I wouldn't do that one. But you could go to a... Dude, they would get killed faster if they did what you said. Dunkin' Donuts. What the fuck was that? Okay, whatever. Do something for us.

We'll like it again. Do you. Don't like anything of cops. respect. I go back next on Friday. Oh, bud. There's a challenge. Start a pig into baking. Wee. Thank you dearly for joining us

this great Friday for you guys. Just submit something you see fit to submit, honestly. Yeah. You just do a show and tell. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Show something cool. Like, take something to class, bring what I'm saying? If you show me an edit, I'll kill you to death. Do not

do that? Show me something physical. Something awesome. Physical. Physical. Dogger. Yeah. Like your dog or, I don't know. Like a goger that you like a lot. I don't know about this.

Thank you guys for coming. My grandpa's ashes. Take a picture of you playing Diablo 3. Take a picture of you play Diablo 3. Yeah, I have to poop too. I'm trying to wrap this up. Thank you for joining us this fine Friday. I hope that you guys all have a great weekend.

Great week. Have a great weekend. Use code group for 10% off gamer subs. Have a great weekend. We'll see you guys next week with Tanner. Hopefully. We'll see. Happy birthday to those who celebrate.

Happy birthday. to the people who celebrate Christmas. Later. Maha. Maha. Maha.