The Group Chat - #89 - CONSTRUCTION CORE

Episode Date: January 19, 2024

The topics for today's episode go far and beyond what even we imagined.. - VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the Kwan cast. Today I'm joined by Kwan. Kwan. Kwan. Kwan. And I'm, of course, Kwan as well. We're missing a Kwan today. It's very unfortunate. He stuck up as for Kwan.

Yeah. Kwan. Kwan's been dealing with so much Kwan recently. He's been dealing with too much Kwan. Yeah. All right. So he is not present here for the Kwan cast. But before things continue, we get into today's Kwan and tell. that we were questioned as Kwan. And thank you. I like to give a huge shout out to our Kwan,

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Can I just say some Kwan? Let it out. We have, we have genuinely, I think, the best flavor of GamerSups. The most re-drinkable flavor. And I know we said this before, but I'll say this again. If I had a quon for every time you said that, I have a lot of quons.

Yeah. And guess what, guys. We're getting restocked. Dude, you can't say that. You don't even know yourself. No, we do. He's happening tomorrow. Oh, you did tell us.

I remember now. I said it should be happening. It should be. We'll see. I'm starting this off on this note. Apologize for cutting me off. No, man. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Is that good? Nice. Anyway. Look at that. Look at that. Dude,

that's something Isaac would say. You're like, oh, so now you can say it because Isaac would say it. Even though he didn't say it. We have to address the elf in the room. Yami is using his backup camera. I've had this camera the whole time.

It's a floating LED camera. It's just the same camera in a different spot. But you didn't want to move it, so it's stuck there. That's like one of many elephants in the room. This is a new camera, guys. I hope you like the new permanent camera angle. Hi.

You're just a little bit. knowingly not centered. You're not centered. You're not centered. Can you give us a first date look? What does that mean? Like, like, okay, so I just sat down and then I'm looking at you now. Oh, first date.

I thought you said first date. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, stand up so we only see your chest and then sit down so we get the first leg. The first one. Yeah, I'll sit down too. Oh my God. I have a state on my shirt. Yeah, I'm about to say. Is every, that's your belly button sweat.

Oh. A belly button's down here. Oh, okay. Whoa. All right. All right. All right. All right.

Waste waist. Oh, stop. It's so intimate. It's like you're looking at like a puppy. You sound like Schnitzel. Roder. Roder. Roder, Roder.

Dude, college just takes your money. I'm looking at how to cancel this damn account and I can't. Like there's no cancel subscription. That's what college does. I have had a pet peeve this past year. Larry's been there for most of my tech issues. Grunk, I agree with you. I swear to God, things that should be so easy,

they just don't work. It's ridiculous. It's like anything. It's like a website where you want to cancel. Like, I don't know. Like, let's say it's something as simple. It's like a newsletter in your email. You try to unsubscribe.

You have to press like 10 buttons and then it doesn't work anyways. It's, it's on purpose. It makes it harder. How is that legal? Dude, I have been like forced to pay shit that I didn't want to pay. Last semester, I literally took my math class and I didn't have to pay for anything. But now this semester, I have to pay $50 to do homework? Dude, can I tell, can I ask the general public?

I have to pay $50 for this program to do my homework. Oh, well, that's, I mean, that's pretty common. But last semester I didn't. So why couldn't we just do the same thing we did last semester? Because you leveled up. Different curriculum, maybe. Because I know what they say, Grunk. You have to level up and things get harder.

So dumb. Because if you ordered one billion lean tubs using code group, Grunk would be able to get $50 for his class. You're paying for his homework. You are paying for my homework. Thanks, by the way. Not a penny more. I spent so much,

mean, out of my God. What I was about to say, my solution to that issue, To like that. It's so hard to cancel this is definitely something that I should get paid to say. So I'm not going to say it. Oh. Oh, he's. Yeah, there's something I use.

Yeah, he's talking about, I'll reach out. I have promoted in the past podcast. This podcast is sponsored by a pirates. Arr. For no particular reason. Pirates and hitmen. I'm not going to lie.

My quick fix to that is just blocking their email. They said me too much. I just block sender. And that's it. There's a, There's an unsubscribe button. Yeah. They're like key.

They're going to like log in your eye. You got to be kidding me. You've got to be kidding me. You're going to get for so much. Can I ask you people? You're going to get key log from unsubscribing to an email? No, like IP track, bro. Email fishing is like the biggest scam.

It's like the biggest foolish, most basic scam ever. Yeah, that's your question in the room. Yes. As you. Okay. And then after this, we have to get into the show and tell because we said we'd do it. Mm-hmm. So over the past,

maybe three months. I think I've ordered about $500 worth of shit that I was going to get myself for Christmas. I don't have any of it. I don't have one thing that I ordered. Out of the 500 that I'm missing. So I'm missing like a hat. I'm missing, I think.

It was a nice hat. It was like a $100 hat. It was rude. Boy wearing diamonds? No, listen. I buy expensive clothing, but dude, what? $100 hat?

Isaac, what are you talking about? Isaac, you have spent more than that. on like five different hats. I know, but I've never spent more than $40 on a hat. Isaac was like, you got out of Preston Bucket hat in Japan. That was 80 bucks.

You just said you haven't spent more than 40. It's double. It was 80. I forgot. How much was this hat? That was, I think that was like 40 bucks. You get like custom handmade pants from a girl in Asia and you spend like 500 bucks.

Shout out scoot. Come on. Shout out scoot. Come on. Shout out scoot. Come on. Me love me a lot. Me love me a lot.

The difference between a pair of pants and a hat is that my head isn't gonna fucking grow out of a hat, bro. Like, I'm not gonna get a big ass swollen head. Grunks fit is actually crushing right now. Look at my boy. Look at my boy. I'm rocking a big ass hoodie too, bro. Look at this shit.

Supreme Marbleau. Supreme Marbleau. But there's two back logos are actually insane together. That's what I said. When he was outside, I was like, bro, you got the Supreme Marlboro collab. It's an exclusive. It's a little, you know, a little side gig.

I feel you. But yeah, I don't remember the other stuff I've ordered. I, listen, there's two all times. I think across my entire life, I've ordered like $3,000 worth of stuff I've never gotten. I'm not even kidding. What the hell? Two to three thousand. No, we got to reach out to that one guy, Yummy.

Because he's scatning both of us now. Yeah, well, I didn't get that jacket. Yep. There was, that was one of the things I actually ordered that I didn't get. There was two TikTok ads I got like two years ago. Before TikTok shop was a thing. And I was like, okay, they're allowing. the ads, it must be safe.

I bought two things. I bought one. It was a coffee table. You bought a coffee table from TikTok shop? That's insane. Number two, it was like an electric go card. I thought you of all people were smart with your money. You deserve that.

You deserve that. He deserved that. I'm sorry. Dude, who doesn't want electric go card? I mean, I want one to be like from TikTok. I wouldn't trust that. It's like, I don't know. I trust Craigslist. I saw it. I saw it.

And I was like, oh, hell yeah, that looks legit. You're yet to be, you had to been still. And then I got, I got scammed. That must be how our parents feel. Dude, TikTok always comes out with the most, like, trashy, drop-shipped items ever. Well, then why are Instagram ads legit? Is it because TikTok is Chinese-owned? I've never gotten scammed by an Instagram ad, ever.

I mean, yeah, I've not either, but they're all drop-shipped. But no, I feel like Instagram ad is more like personal businesses that are pushing, like, paying to people. I've only gotten like You have like Neff Studio Because tell me how the fucking electric Go car people that I followed had like 60K followers and their comments were active with like positive shit like like really

Reached out about this issue Bro Yeah it was through PayPal I bought it through PayPal And went through the buyer's protection thing And then they didn't give me the money back You don't go through PayPal you have to reach out to them directly How much did you pay for that? Probably 400 bucks

Yeah Yeah, it was like 300 When are you gonna drive this go car? Wow It was when I live in Vegas and then the door dash people couldn't get inside the... Oh my God, it was that long ago. Vegas? Is that like 20? Yeah, it was forever ago.

That's funny. Dang. Why are you guys laughing? What happened? No, we're not. We're shocked. We thought you were talking about like, you've waited a long time to. Right now, like recently.

I don't forget the times that I get scammed. That was like, that was one of the times. Okay, wait, wait. To be fair, um, um, the go-cart, that's real tragic. But I'm talking about the, things that you ordered for Christmas that are going to eventually come. It's like a second Christmas. You're like, I didn't even remember what I got.

And then you get it and you're like, oh shit. Isaac, he's talking about when he lived in Vegas. That was so long ago, Bromley was right then. He's talking about things that he bought for Christmas for himself. I got recently scammed again. I think I bought a pair of shoes.

I don't remember what. Oh, I did buy a pair of shoes. Remember those custom like handmade, those Birkenstocks with the skull, the skull feet on them, the skulls, the skeleton feet. Was it not by bones? Haven't gotten those? No, that's not bones.

When you order that? November Fucking January 15th Bro See that's why listen I've always wanted to like Open up shit And like send it myself

And do it all myself But that's a problem Because I don't even know how that happens And if you have a team of people And they can't ship out stuff And doing it solo is like Even worse Was it pre-order?

No That's the excuse would be pre-order I don't know I don't know I did get I got some stuff I ordered I reached out to the guy

I order it in July and it came in November. Me and Grunk ordered a jacket from that dude on Twitter. He was definitely legit. I mean, he actually hand makes all this stuff for sure. And I've DM'd him three times, two months apart each time asking where it is.

And he said, yeah, dude, it's still in the making. Like, it's still being made. It's still. Wow. Like, and every time he said, every single time he said, we're shipping it in the next few weeks. Every time.

So, like how these shops exist. Like, I'll tell you what they do. They exist on like a zero investment basis. So, like, they get all their payments for the shop, and then they use all their payments to invest in the business. Right. Right. It's just a storefront.

It's a little, it's a little small business thing. You get the order. It's not a smart way to do it. It's a smart way to do is so you don't have dead stock and you also don't have to pay money up front if you don't have it. It's like print on demand type thing. Yeah.

Pretty much. But I mean, I don't know how demand it is after like a year or half a year because. Yeah, the amount that we've waited, Gross is waited longer than me. But I ordered mine in, I think, October. Yeah.

I ordered mine in July. See, that thing better have like a life jacket when you fall in the water. That thing better have like a propeller when you needed. That bit. It needs everything, right? I can't remember the last thing I bought that I didn't get because I forgot about it. Dude, there's so many packages that you have an open every day.

You order something every day, bro. It's bad. Maybe. Maybe. Dude, it was like a few weeks ago. It was probably like over a month ago. I just remember seeing the Amazon worker bringing a dolly full of your packages and dropping them on the front door.

I was like, I felt so, I want, didn't you say you want to tip him, Larry? Did you say you want to give him a water or something? Well, I give him water because it was... Bro, y'all, y'all pretend like this. Oh, my God. $40 a year. No, Amazon workers are already abused. They literally can't pee on the job.

They have to, like, pee in a bottle and throw it out the window. What? You didn't see that? They couldn't stop to go pee because they have to deliver on time. So they pee in bottles and they throw it out of the window and then they get, like, when I, uh, in the last house, there was an Amazon worker. You guys were all gone. And I gave him, uh, I had a banana that I got from a place.

And I was like, do you want a banana dude? He's like, yeah. And then I'm like, all right, cool, do you want water? He's like, yeah. I'm like, all right, cool. He's like, I appreciate it, brother. What was that? Last year in the old house.

He's a cute. Give a banana in some water. Yeah, I'd throw the banana at his head as hard as I could. Like, let you're talking about. Larry, like the Nacho Libre thing. Ah! Oh, you know what would be like method? What's up?

So, like, imagine camping in Beverly Hills, like a crazy neighborhood, like a gated neighborhood. And as the Amazon truck driver is like focused on like getting the code to go into the gated neighborhood where he's about to do deliveries, you rob the whole truck because you know rich people are ordering like. Dude, dude, do, do, do, do, do. I have an idea. I have an idea. You pretend to be a mailbox. You, you dress inside a mailbox. Dude.

He brings it in. He puts it in and you like, dude. No. Larry. Larry. Larry. Larry. Larry, Larry.

You dress up as the house with the house number. Oh my God. Dude. Which house is getting the most packages? You dress up the house. Listen, the community though. You're like the house on the outside of the community.

You dress up as the Amazon truck itself. Oh, when he gets inside of you and he fills you up. Yeah. And he gets like a right. That sounds like a Ross creations bit. Oh. He fills you and he fills you.

What? Fills you up. Who's Ross? Do you guys know what you're even saying? What's the guy's name? I know what I'm saying. Ross creations. Dude.

Yeah. Let's get into this show and tell. yeah we talked about what we have now let's see what you guys have yeah and uh hopefully you guys didn't get scammed showing and telling about it surely it has to have been delivered right Joe Biden Jim Joe Biden

wait uh do you have any what was the the hashtag we use this is so it was just the group chat the group chat podcast the group is the same one of that this is all professional it's the group chat podcast it's the group chat this is the group chat podcast holy fucking fan art

up the butt. Now, if I'm being honest with you, my mouse is currently trapped, so I can't, because it's going to go over the cameras here. So I'm going to need you guys to pull some in. Oh, okay. You got to use, I got it. I got it. I'm on my phone.

We got to timestamp this a little bit. But here, we have here a, bro. This is a pretty crazy thing here. This guy has a traffic light. he has the hand and the stop sign the walk and the literal traffic light how did you get that that looks insanely old like this has to be

traffic signs are massive by the they are huge I was that thing falls on you you die I know how he got these maybe I have a hint how we got this vintage like store yeah around where I used to live there's an antique shop that sold

a traffic light and my friend got it we should look How much was your friend? Try doing that. Have fun. Huh? What? I was talking to say anybody came in.

Aw. It's like a cat leaving. Your cat's like walking away. No, he's gonna go play with cats right now. I'm jealous. Lucky. Yeah. All right.

Let's have an episode. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. This guy. This guy put his in the snow. Or girl. Why the fuck are you talking about a competitor to our fucking

gamer subs lean, dude? On God. Yeah. Why is that not a gamer subs? On God. Yeah. Leave it in the snow. Let explode because it freaking stinks.

in the butt. And use that now, Larry, use this next image, and we're standing on business with that. And we stood up on fire. And we stand it home. Been in a head when it is. Those shoes suck dick. Those probably the worst shoes I've ever seen. Oh, my God.

I did not expect this from a show and tell. Oh, wait, that's a fan. I thought this was a random person. Yes, bro. Oh, I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that. At least he got his shoes. I'm like, you know. He did mean that.

He did mean that, dude. I just own it. Yo, shout up Rob lingo. Yo, Rob, I didn't mean it. Those shoes last a decade. Don't listen to this guy. He won't even crease his stupidest.

No, he pulls him off. Rob, I thought that's, Rob. I thought that was a random meme image you posted, Rob. Those shoes are hard as hell, bro. Like, kind of. Rob, I'm sorry. I set you up like that, Rob.

I'm sorry, bro. What is this? No, Rob, listen, this is good for you. Look, this is called, you got to change your shit up. You're going to look fresh tomorrow. Dude, is someone, like,

Having an 18 wheeler listen to our podcast? What? Can I give Rob some advice? Yeah, go ahead. Wow. First of all, you're choking your ankles, motherfucking. Then Adidas is tied.

Let them bitches breathe. Rob, don't even listen, bro. Rob, I'm going to let you fight back. Next podcast, I'm going to put you on. Listen, if you want to send a message, a two-minute clip of Rob, like, fucking, yeah.

No, before this all starts, I'm going to show a clip of Rob and he's going to be like, yummy. You don't bitch ass all, boy. I know you're a motherfucker-de. We're going to let them go from there. Rob, I'm just playing, but for real, you got to up your shoe game. Get your money up, not your funny up.

Your jeans are fresh dough and your shirt goes hard. I was looking a little Larry posted here. Yeah, check that out, dude. Check that out. I'm going to take a break after looking at this and just talk about the insane amount of nationwide wind chills that... Yeah, dude. Everyone is suffering.

Walking through the streets of my college campus today, like, just getting whipped. Like, whoosh! These windshields and it's freezing It's freezing It hurts I don't want to do you I literally get pulled I get pulled by the belt loops

On my pants up And I'm Yeah It pulls me back It's so strong There's so Dude the winchill They grab my

They grab my tidy whiteies And they pull it over my head And kick me down the stairs Your ear cheeks You're hair You know your cheek show Like Patrick Yeah dude

Say what It's bad It's freaking It's freaking It's freaking It's freaking Yeah, dude. What do you say?

Freaking what? Dude, can I take you to a courtroom? And every time there's like, you're literally like, you are sentenced to life. Say what? Say what? No.

Yeah, wait, wait. Group chat reacts to a live court hearing. Well, it's hired grunk to be a court. You'll be like a reaction. A jury. If there's a court,

if there's a court that allows us, we'll react to, uh, the court hearings live. Okay, yes, guys. Yeah.

Chat, if you, if you have a case coming up, let us, know, we'll sit in and we'll react. Dude, I don't think anyone has ever, ever, ever done that ever. No one has ever asked about it or done it. The guy who let us in and he looks back at it and he's like, I got this, I got this.

Wait, wait, wait, Nick, did you hear that? Let's do it for a will you vlog. We went to someone's court hearing. Yeah. We reacted to someone's court hearing. Guys, I have an idea. They're public. I think that's allowed.

I have an idea, but I might be way off the topic. I was like focused on the guy who had the traffic lights, right? Earlier. And I was like, damn, that's crazy. I wonder how much they are. We can one up him right now. No way. What?

Now, it'll cost $18,995, but I think it's a good investment. Might be worth it. Yo. That's 18 grand. Low key. I bet you, Timu got it for a hundred, though. No, they actually, no, it actually costs like $100. I swear.

That is a $100. They just leave those on the side of it. the road too. Did you imagine having this in the background of your stream and it says like use code grueber like oh that'd be so hard. They're like use your prime. Yeah, wait, because grunk would probably F with this. Um, I think he knows. Oh shoot. I got to stop cursing. No, it's okay. Oh shoot. No, dude. I got to stop. You might you might flip with this, but we got, um, we were going to originally steal a road sign. Okay. All right. I'm sorry. Law enforcement. We were going to do it.

The road sign said men at work. And we were like, that is Ford. That's Hustler's University type. We were literally about it. We were going to pull over and like fold it up and put it into the back of, of this car. But it disappeared. We don't know where it went.

So I bought one. They're expensive, but I bought one. And it's in our living room. It says men at work. It's huge. It's massive. While we just like start effing with like construction. Construction signs.

Cool. Construction core. It's it. Yeah. Get a few traffic. Can we get one of those like park trash kit like trash bins? You don't what I'm about? Yeah, yeah, the green ones with the bars and the it's like slits.

Dude, the blue collar workers are going to love this. Oh my dude on I don't think I know. Yo, shout out OSHA. Shout out OSHA though. Shout out OSHA. Shout out OSHA though. Shout out of ocean. Dude, good hard aren't like good hard hats like expensive?

Yeah. Hold on wait on that note we're looking at one more. We're taking work where to. new level in 2024. Here I posted a link. You guys can look at it. This is Tanner would be digging this this is right here.

I don't know what it is, but he hand-painted it and it looks dope. I don't know what it is though. I think it looks like Thanos if he was a goblin who worked at a convenience store. Tanner would fuck with that.

That's trucker goblin killer. Core? Something core? I don't even know. It's Cool core. That's what it is. Model I hand-baked it. That is lit. It looks like a Skylander. Bring the back Skylanders. It might be a Skylander. That's a

goblin with an AK. You guys do have pretty dope. Pretty dope-ish right here. Pretty dope. Pretty dope. Pretty dope. I'm not... Dude, dude. Dude, what the hell? This one has, like, no caption. It's, like, really scary, too. Somebody AI generated Isaac

with a cup of lean. I don't know where it's at, but it looks from I saw that. I saw it's pretty cool. What is this? Wait, guys. Has anyone tried to AI, Isaac Y, face reveal? Whoa. Yeah, someone did try it. Someone did try it. Dude, I feel so bad.

I feel, I'm sorry, Rob. I still feel bad. You absolutely destroyed Rob. Yeah, you did. But he might destroy you back. You never know. I mean, I know. I mean, this is your chance.

Clap back. Clap back. We want to Rob, clap, clap back. Rob, clap back. Rob, make a vote. Video roast yummy into the ground. And on that note, look at this alarm clock. I'm doing my best here, but this person says my submission for the show and tell.

Okay, no joke. Y'all should invest in the old alarm clocks. They work so well. I once stayed up for 42 hours. And this bitch still woke me up on time. That's what you need, Isaac. You do need that. Those things are annoying as L.

I'll be honest. As L? Yes. So. Yeah, I agree. They are. This person, I don't really. think considering this was from December

22nd this tweet. I don't think they submitted it for the show and tell but we're going to still embarrass them. We're going to look. We're going to still look at it. They made mac and cheese. Oh my God. Ew. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. Oh my God. That reminds me of what I had for dinner last night.

No, no, you didn't have that. You didn't. You're gross. Look, I took a picture of it. It's, okay, so Oh, my. This is what I ate last night for dinner. I ate that. It's a close-up of it's called twisted fries

and it's just french fries with a shit ton of queso dip on it and like other Loki that might hit that might hit that might hit that might hit it's good but you actually feel disgusting when you eat it's kind of like disco fries

kind of yeah disco fries give me gas by the way what the hell of disco fries dude everything does dude that's so much cheese lay off my case dude if you fart more than anyone I know if you farted the entire last leaf

seen her fell asleep. That is real. I don't know why I was so gassy. You were a gassy, yeah, yeah. I don't know why did you guys let me keep on farting on my mic? That was weird. You did it. We called you gross. Over and over and you still went. You would go, you would go, you would go.

You look every single time you kept farting in your mic and then you'll be like, put it up to your face. If you live in the Las Vegas Henderson area, talk about cheesy fries, go to Roberto's Taco Shop, Give yourself some carnia soda fries, boy

It's like a thousand grams of protein. Oh. How fucking. How much fat is it? Just go ham on my side of fries, bro. I don't know, but it's like God's meal. If I could have like my final meal on earth, I think it would be that. My final meal on earth would be like, oh, dude.

It would be a true row from a jagged a box. Oh my God. No way that's your final meal. Chicken tenders from Jagged a box as well. I'll get, uh, Bro, this funnel. You know what, Isaac? Isaac, you were right about the boneless wings, by the way.

Them's goats. Them's his goats. I've been laughing with the boneless wings. From Wingstop. Yeah, they're just easy. You know, they're free. I don't want to touch all that. Dude, you're acting like you've never had a bonus wing before, Larry?

No. I always made fun of them. It's just chicken nuggets, bro. I always made fun of Isaac because I was like, bro, you didn't chicken a Z-12. And then I had one. Like, all right, ma'am told you. But it is just a chicken nugget, bro. Oh, man.

technically it is yeah listen what i fuff with is i fuff with the chicken sandwiches i actually just ordered two from wingstop right now put a little bit of honey mustard on it it's crazy it's so good it's so good you an advocate hum you and advocate you love the beat so good um if we're on topic of i go ahead was about a switch off the food topic loki but um loki i i had um a traumatic a pretty traumatic experience with uh my friends um two days ago three two days ago yeah because this would be on Sunday, Sunday night. So what happened? Sunday night.

All right. So, you know, as college students do, we outside, we, we, we might be puffing on something, but, um. Ain't no way. So, so that's, that's, so we were, we were up here, right? We were up here. Oh, wow. And, um, and like, that's how.

We're like, we're like, okay, let's go to 7-Eleven. And every time we go to 7-Eleven, wow, we are. inebriated. It's always some type of shit going on in there. And this time was an actual nightmare. This is probably the worst setting I've ever had for a high in my entire life ever. Wow. Literally walked in. I didn't really want anything to be honest because all I wanted was hot chocolate, but their machine was broken. And, um, go, but we were all just standing in a, like a circle at the corner of the store. And it was, it was so funny because they like

had installed this new thing that I guess played when people walked in and it would go, ding dong, hello, welcome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what the Japanese ones do. It's like, hello, welcome. And we're dying at that. And then

my friend Bobby looks and apparently the cashier lady was like looking at us weird and I hadn't noticed by then. But then, so I go and wait by the front door to wait for my friends to check out. so we can leave.

And she's like genuinely terrified. She's like, oh my God. Like like pacing back and forth. Like her head was like, whipping her head back and forth, constantly checking in on us. Like she was acting like we were about to stab and kill her or something.

Like she, she was acting like we were about to hold up the place. Like it was insane. I felt like a criminal. And, um, and she then like hugged her coworker and left. It was like,

she was like on her way out. She was like, you guys behave yourselves now. and we're like, what did we, what did we even do? Maybe she recognized you. No, no, I think what it was, I was wearing, I was wearing this big aff, uh, freaking comfy, you know the comfy's like the huge hoodies?

Was it fur? Like furry, like, uh, like fur? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was wearing that and it has a big, it has a big middle pocket and I don't water bottle inside of there. And what I'm thinking was, she thought I was, that or, or she thought I was, I was stealing. and I was sitting there smiling. I was looking back at her.

I was looking back at her smiling. And I was not to take out my water bottle. She went 100 million percent thought you were stealing. I only say that because, dude, like college towns, like the business owners that live in college towns and do business. Huh? She was tweaking so hard. She probably had a really bad experience.

Wait, wait, can I, like, walk up to the camera? Can I walk up to the camera and you guys tell me if I look like I'm going to rob or not? Okay, yeah. Because I've been doing this in the gas station when I go. I don't even know. Maybe I am looking like that as well, but... Is this is this is what I'm wearing? Yep.

You don't look like a rob, dude. It's like Larry. Dangl. Walk straight up to the desk. He's just like sprinkled drugs on my counter. Just did a drug deal with the cashier. How did he hear that? He wasn't even plugged in.

But the night doesn't even in there. It doesn't even in there. Like, that was part one of three. of terrible things that happened. So part two, I guess it was four, but three major ones. But we go back, after 7-Eleven, we go back to the dorm and we're trying to check our friend in because he lives in the other dorm. And they're like, you don't have your ID. So you need to go back to your dorm to get your ID.

And we're like, oh, my God. So then we had to walk back across the park. And there was this homeless guy out there. And I didn't hear it at first, but Camden was like, dude, do you hear that? apparently he was shushing us. He was like, shh, shh, shh, shh. And like, I didn't know what was going on. And, and Kenner was like, guys, be quiet. Be quiet. And I was like,

dude, he's not doing that. He's not shushing us. And then he was like, dude, he heard us talking about him shushing us. And now he's pissed. And now he's walking towards us. And I'm like, what are you talking about? Was he? I looked over. It did look like, he was like walking towards the intersection that we were going towards. And Kenner was like, dude, speedwalk. We got to speed up. We got to hurry up. And we were like, okay, okay. And then that, that was creepy.

weird. And then we finally get into the building and instead of going up to the room with our friend to grab his ID, we just wait in the lobby, in the corner of the lobby. And these two girls walk in and they just give us the nastiest looks. Like this type of looks. They're like

Oh, you're so You had the new strand. You had the evil strand. Yeah. It's a lot of the evil strand. No, that's what it felt like. Like, people were villainizing us. The candy looked mad. No.

He didn't. We were, we were just sitting there. Your group of friends weren't like big baggy black clothing. Yeah, all of your hands were in. All right. All right. All right. You gave an avatars.

Like, no. Okay. I can understand why the 7-Eleven lady was tweaking a little bit because we were, we did, we did look a little suspicious, I guess, just our behaviors. But, but why those two girls gave us such nasty looks was. Let me ask you this, quote. Unexplained.

I think I know what it is, but go ahead, yummy. Are you afraid of death? Not really. Chill. That's true. What's not really scared of death? What's the Willie theory? This is the Willie theory.

The Willie theory is that I think Grunk saw the world for what it is, which is a scary place. And Grunk is always in his la-la lens and rainbows and fun. He looks at someone and they could be like hating him, but he's like, hello! And now he's really finally seen that people hate him. What? That he, people, the real way. Fudge off with that. Yeah.

Fudge off with that. All right. The world is beautiful. What like I just felt like villainized as hell And it was funny because Camden was the one that he was like actually freaking out Like generally having a terrible experience and getting really stressed out over it And I was I think when those situations have it I can't help but laugh

Because it's just so funny like what is going on why is it happening It's like it's so funny yeah of course it is funny It's just like what are these coincidences where we've had three run-ins where we're just like villainized as hell and it's like Like it's crazy. I miss the middle part, I think, because I heard that last part, but in the middle part, what would it happen after? Homeless guy or whatever. Shushing us.

Yeah, we were like, bro. Thanks, Isaac. Dude, watch. I can tell you story perfectly. That's how good. Isaac knows, man. He just knows.

He was there. He was with Camden and Bobby and Jack. Itson and, and, uh, and train. And they were walking to the store. And then the homeless guy was like, psh. And Kim was like, bro. Hey, no way, bro. Bro, you just shook you.

And then, Greg was like, right, uh-uh. And then he was like, bro, he is. And they start walking towards it with a gun on the end. No, not with a gun. He just started speed walking towards the intersection that we were heading towards.

So we were like, okay, we need to hurry up. That's how you guys about my worst like high environment. Like what happened? I don't know. Like my worst, like, weed high environment. I was in high school and my friends, there was like this abandoned barn

that was like fully run down. There was like old furniture in it covered with like wooden. blanks and like the ground was uneven and like missing. And there was like this makeshift ladder that wasn't even a ladder. It was like just wooden boards like nailed together in a way where you could climb up it. And we climbed up into like the loft part of this ladder.

Or sorry, the loft part of this barn. And it was really late. It was like dark. And like while it was getting dark was like when we were walking out to it. It was like five minutes from my friend's house. His mom was yelling his name which she like never does. Like as soon as we started smoking, she was like, Patrick!

What? What? What? We stayed silent in there and we were just like, we like chilled for like 15 minutes. I think we each had like a Gatorade and then we just started smoking. Were you in bikini bottom, bro? No.

Was this mom, Pat? What's his mom Squidward? Was this handy? Pan, Frank. Anyways. So.

That was rough. Anyways, I was in the top of this barn And whenever we were smoking And by this time it was pitch black outside And we're in like the middle of nowhere Like middle of nowhere Georgia The closest town is like The closest town with the Walmart is no joke

Like 50 minutes away And um We are in this barn And we hear the most insane shit I've ever heard in my entire life We literally heard an animal At first I first I thought it was an owl But then I found out that owls

are like silent. Like they don't make sounds when they hunt. Like their wings are literally silent. When they hunt. That's crazy. Like when I was flying, they are like pretty much silent. We heard a bird swoop down.

We heard the actual audio of its fucking wings like, like swooping down. And then we heard an animal go like, and it killed it. It was like a rabbit or like a squirrel or like something and a bird murdered it while we're smoking. It's like gibberish. And we're like,

we're like, and we're like, and it was like so screaming, so loud, So loud, so loud, it isn't silent, nothing. Damn. And we're just out there. It's pitch, flag.

Five minute walk down, like, through the woods to get back to his house. Damn. She was yelling that loud? Oh, yeah. She's loud. She walked out to, like, the front of her yard, and since there's, like, it sound carries because there's, like, nothing up there. So, right.

I, um, oh. You go ahead and tell that story again? What? What? I thought you'd tell, I thought you'd tell a story about how you were so left up and you were, You were smoking and then Yeah, no, because you just look bad in that story. Yeah, that was so mean.

Uh-huh. That was funny. But I will say that, and this goes to shoplifting and stuff like this. This is a random fact that I found out. Do not shoplift, but if you did want a shoplift from a major corporation, do not do it from Target. Really? Because Target will do nothing about it and they will wait and wait. And they watch you steal until you get to about $800.

And then they're going to charge you with the max. penalty to put you in prison. They wait until you... Honestly, that's kind of goat for them. I support that. Is that per session? Is that per robbing session? So like if you steal like 50 bucks, they're not going to do anything. But they're going to keep track of all the

items that you stole all the way up until you need that. Just keep stealing the dollar fidgets, bro. Just keep going. 799. 799. Yeah, if you stole something and you think like you got out, you did not. They're keeping tabs. That's basically the moral of the story. They know.

Yeah. You know, that's kind of like, that's kind of like if you put the cart back or not, the shopping cart. Just if you're a good person or not. Right. So like you're stealing, but you're not getting caught and you keep, if you keep doing it, you're going to get caught. But if you don't, you're good. You're good. It's good habits.

Yep. I was going to say yesterday, we were, I don't know what the topic was, but we somehow got into topic about meth and taking meth and how the effects. And doing meth and doing meth and all that stuff. Oh my God. I don't know what you're going to say. Yummy. And Isaac sitting on the couch, talking about meth, watching NBA clips. We were watching NBA clips and we were talking about meth.

Now, that led to me asking, you know, out of curiosity, I was like, so like, what do you think meth like coming down from meth is like? And then Isaac, fuck. He goes, he's like this. He's like laying back. Isaac's laying back. He goes, oh. Dude. Oh my.

Dude. It's like, imagine. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, all right, all right. Stop. Stop. You didn't take meth. That's not what happened. That is what happened.

Let me say exactly what I said. Bro! That's what you did. Let me say exactly what I said. No, you're not going to say it because we were two people that were there. Yeah, I'm going to say it perfectly. Hold on, Isaac. We got to get this.

All right. All right. Say it, Isaac. Go ahead. All right. All right. I said, I was sitting there. I was like,

dude, it's like if you had a coffee and an Adderall and a repel. No, no. That's not what you said at first. This is not the first thing you said. What I say? There's a big, there's a big hesitation.

there. There was such a big hesitation in the moment. Oh, yeah. Remember, Larry, right? Like, there was a hesitation. It was like a drama. Imagine like when you had coffee for the first time. Oh, yeah. He burst out laughing. And then he goes, and then add Adderall. And then adderol. Yes, because we made fun of him because he was like, imagine when you had to take math and then come down from it?

Yes. We were talking about like to do math when you come in that. Because we were talking, oh, no, it was an NBA. We were watching NBA, but we were watching a cartel. We were watching this YouTube. Yeah. Yeah, there's a cartel. Isaac, I do have a question. Where do you get your gauges for things like that? Like, we'll say like the most crazy thing that like only a few people in life experience.

And then you pretend like you know it, that you live in. There's a lot of, there's a lot of shit I read about like a lie. I just sit there and I look at shit. And I read about shit and I look at shit a lot. I just take in a lot of information. He's a consumer. Dude, you are such a liar. No one has ever.

No one is like, oh, man. Yeah, that's like coffee for the first time. Yeah. Well, he said it is a super. It's like a super exaggerated like, whoo! Let's go, dude. I couldn't think of anything else besides coffee for the first time in Adderall and super Red Bulls.

I was going to be like, okay, you know when you were a baby and you had candy for the first time when you freaked out? Yeah. Take that your foric feeling in like 10 X there, dude. And you're there. And you're there. Dude, after that we were looking into it and then we found out how long it lasts. And that's insane.

Yeah, 12 hours. Hour. I don't know that. Mm-hmm. You can't, by the way, you cannot hop off of that. So don't, don't. Guys, don't do that. Train wrecks, the streamer, he talked about it one time

about when he tried it once. I thought Destiny did. And this is what he said. So guys, before we, uh, I was train wrecks. Yeah. He tried it. He tried meth one time.

Did you hear what he said about it? He said that it was like Adderall where he felt tunnel visioned. He didn't eat for like days or something like that. And he felt like he time traveled. Like, that's how fixated he was on things. It's an ametamine. Technically, it wasn't even that wrong, guys. He's literally, he opens stream.

He's like, all right, guys, so Chris, I'm up, it's like having coffee for the first time. Well, he was in Adderall and then. He used to be big on drugs. Like, he used to do a lot of Coke. Train Rex, the name Train Rex is a strain. We already talked about this, but it's a strand of weed. They need to do Coke? Yeah.

I'm sure. Probably. So Coke and Met are a lot similar except Coke lasts for like, what, an hour or something? And meth last, well. 45 minutes. Yeah, yesterday you read online. That's what people re-up on Coke so much. Maybe like an hour or two.

They do it so much to get a nosebleed. Nosebleed. Nosebleed. Nosebleed. Hey, me do a bugger sugar tiller nosebleed. Guys, I feel like if I was coked up for a podcast, I'd be really funny. I feel like that'd be funny. You?

Bro. I think that'd be annoying. I think you'd like. Oh my God. Oh my God. I have, dude, I have my moments of like spurts of energy. sometimes when I'm like hour at the very most for cocaine.

Hour at the very most. 15 to 30 into an hour is the very longest. 15 to 30? Wow. Look up a crystal meth. Is that much different than meth, crystal meth? Bown. Oh.

Is this the way you consume it? I think it's the way you consume it. I believe that crystal can only be smoked, but meth has like a couple different ways of taking it. I think it's at a wall room. A meth high can last from four to 16 hours, it says. Depends on what stage of the high the user is in. That's just how much they take, et cetera.

Yeah, so the rush, the initial rush of meth lasts for 14 hours. The high follows the initial rush, and that lasts from anywhere between four to 15 hours. During this phase, users may be more outspoken and more prone to arguing to make their point. Like lawyers are all. On meth. Oh my God. Your honor. Let me be clear.

I'm on meth right now. Oh, wow. So that's how it happens, bro. So there's the repeat or the binge part where that's where they try and re-up. Binge part where a binge can last anywhere between three and 15 days. That's where they usually want to re-up their high. Oh, it's right after. Yeah, it's chasing.

Oh, my God. Three to 15 days, dude. They're so greedy. like just be happy with what you got let try meth aren't looking for like oh yeah I want something one time for Beth another it's like I want to permanently get rid of my current state of life

let's do it let's do it for a bit let's do it for a bit fuck guys there's probably some crazy shit that we got to find out there about like like we got to start smoking random rocks and see what happens random rocks no no no ride up like volcanic rock

has anybody no literally has anybody tried smoking like lapis lazily or something? What about tree bark? That's all I'll say. I feel like that introduced like a really toxic, like literally toxic to your brain and everything. Has anyone tried it? That's all I'll say.

That's all I'll say. That's it. I miss a grunk when he was just high on life. I am. I miss the high on life grunk, not the, I am high on life grunk. Not the, I am high on smoke. I believe, I believe there's like a Mexican root that is involved in an ingredient making DMT. It comes from a plant.

that animals in the jungle will like rub up on and like eat when it's not a part of their like natural diet and they just get high. You know those damn lemurs that just eat like centipede poison and get high? Yeah and they get high. They'll just they'll just like spazzing. They're like spas and they're like salivating and shit. That's like

like wow. They do it just to get high. It's like acid for fucking monkeys. It's real. Oh wait. It's crazy how smart they are. A peyote. A peyote. A peyote. That's from a cactus flower. Whoa. I've only heard that in GTA. I'll be real.

You can legally have a legal amount of peyote if you're a certain percentage of Native American. Yeah, do you? Americans have used peyote as a religious sacrament for thousands of years. It's religious, so it's protected legally. Wow. Dude, did they really just protect drugs? That's hard. It gives you, it gives you like a 24-hour high, by the way.

24-hour high. What kind of high? It's all psychedelic, like hallucinogenic. I don't fuck with that stuff. you could be tripping balls for a day. Could you imagine 24 hours where you were not, like, connected to what's happening? Dude, I want a drug that can, like, multiply me. Clone you? What?

Yeah, cloning drug. You start saying, you're like, little tasks. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You know, just walking around. Go grab me a drink. And, like, no, like, in your head, you're still sitting on the couch, but, like, in reality, like, you are actually getting the drink. You're doing all the stuff.

Yes. Whoa! Whoa! Dude, I think that's literally what... Is it crystal meth? Oh, my God. If you ego death hard enough, you can leave your body, float up, see yourself, and then go to like another world, which is a little bit cooler than like going to get a drink in your kitchen. No, I think getting a drink would be lit.

Like seeing myself walk over there and grab it. Come back. Like, damn, that's me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's twin. Okay, wait, wait, can I, in theory, see eyes that come down the stairs while I'm in the kitchen, tap on my own shoulder. And then, dude, you could see like a mechanical elf rebuild your room in a million pieces. Who gives a shit about that?

And then you could get like made fun of by like a jester. Oh, MG, OMG. That sounds low-key turn. That's scary to me. And then fall through like the folds of reality. The one person who kept microdosing in on DMT and got in trouble with the higher up elves and got like punished.

Oh. That's not even one person. That's like thousands. That's like millions of people that have. The elf council would like punish you for your sentence. No, they're like, you come here too much. We're going to fuck with you now. And they just start playing tricks.

Oh, man. That's literally what happened. a rip into your reality right now and then. Yeah. That's scary, dude. You're rid of people getting flashbacks? Like, that's like a real thing where they get flashbacks. Literally, no, that's real.

They get literal flashbacks at a, even when they're not high. It's like a thing that happens when people take too much hallucinogenic. And they get like, I don't know even know how that works where like a flashback is insane. I feel like hallucingenics would first of all make me puke, so I'm out. But also, I feel like it's like effing with that spiritual realm. that you can't un-f with. It's like bad. It's lit though. It's all about the mindset.

It's all about the mindset, mind's it, mind to. Yeah, but all it takes is one to fuff you up, bro, so is it really worth it? And then you stop. No, it's not. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but some people can get fuffed up the first time. So, yeah. Have, like, um, undiagnosed mental illnesses could take stuff like that and it can actually mess up their brain forever. Yeah. I think it could also accelerate mental health issues.

No, it saves people. Like, There's studies where... It depends. Like, it cures people with depression sometime. Wow, I just said that like an idiot. It depends. I think there could potentially be a therapeutic way to do it in small doses with, like, a therapist. But if you're just like willy-nilly not weighing, taking it, just to pretend that you're like helping yourself, I don't think it's going to help you at all.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't agree on it. The only reason I don't agree on it is because if you can't make it through life fucking sober, then something wrong. that's how I think. I think everybody's brain chemistry is different. Some people are dealt to shittier hand, to be honest. I think some people do need a little push.

For sure, but I feel like one of the ways to do is going through professional outlets. There's professional psychedelic therapists and like, there's been more liberal. I know the doctors are actually like, they're pretty bad at like prescribing things and they like misdiagnosed and misprescribe things and all that stuff. Like what? Doctors misprescribe all the time, dude. They do. And they give, like, a lot of medicines that you don't need. They, like, will put you through so many.

Make it with zombies. I mean, it makes the money. So, like, why wouldn't they? You know, over-prescribe medicine? Yeah, they do. They make a butt ton of money for doing that. I think it's Oxford maybe, but there's, like, a school that's doing DMT research on, like, voluntary patients. And they get, like, legalized DMT.

And, like, they put, like, normally DMT trips last, like, 8 to 10 minutes or something. But, like, they're figuring out ways to make them. longer so they can actually study what they're experiencing. And, um, like, their trips last for like an hour. And that sounds horrible. They, uh, study their brain patterns and brain waves. And because it really is like they're going to a different dimension because they, they have like a hundred test subjects and they all like go to the same place.

Like whatever it is, they all experience the same thing. It's crazy. It's like logging on. Yeah. People from different cultures, different like literally parts of the world, they don't even speak the same language have very similar experiences. I feel like this is turned into a fucking Joe Rogan podcast. Yeah, this is turning to the drug cast drug secure drug

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Delta 20 Dig this out with that I got a new smaller version Oh wait, hang up Yeah hold on bro I got a new mod pack check it out Isaac, honest question. Do you take your vape when you go to the gym? No. Yes, he does, bro. He's lying. He takes it to get

a fucking water from the fridge. Do you take all three because you lay them out side by side of the house? You definitely take it to the gym. Don't even lie. I don't, dude. It's not like it's not a dependency thing. Like, one of the reasons why I have them is because I'm a chipping. There was seven. Don't say it's an oral fixation.

Get them gum. Buy gum. You're putting like a different word On your desk, Isaac I had to start sucking you in a package When you weren't awake over a month ago I'll show you I had to give him my ID so that I could get your vape for you It's a Dalton Nitcher release

So eight-year-olds can be hidden that shit It doesn't matter dude you'd give a vape to an eight-year-old I know how bad you are Wow Isaac you have to take the gym You're trolling if you think you're I think you do I think you do it's what

rolling. I think you're lying. You take it to watch TV, you take, like, anywhere, you got three in your pocket. It's like a fucking, like, mini shop that you have. It's like, it reminds me of Legos. Yeah, I opened up my right sleeve from my zip-up jacket, and there's

just, they're all hanging there, and inside my hoodie, and I can just sell whenever I want. I miss when he was smoke cigarettes, and it was cool, and it was smacked. I mean, so honest, I think vaping is the most unattractive thing anyone can do like ever. I'll say it. Smoking cigarettes is also really unattractic. No, I think cigarettes are way more attractive.

I think both are equally as grunk likes like milts, dude. It's because you go, you go, okay, listen, you go to these shows and you listen to this hardcore-ass music and you go outside and there's just everyone's smoking to SIG. It's like, that's like, girls with like glasses and like

he just wants his life ruined. Ladies, I'm going to be honest. He can't stay away from, he cannot stay away from girls that are going to just destroy his life. Listen, it's, it's bad, but every, every, top, every experience I learned something new about myself.

And right now, I'm on myself guide. It's like, mm-ph. It's, um, bottom-line, cigarettes. Everyone found out that Jenna Ortega smoked cigarettes and they all, like, stop liking her like immediately. Why? That's crazy. I was like, Rand. Dude, Jizzies a bunch of pussies. Cigarettes, cigarettes.

Horrible for you, don't do it. Vaping. Horrible for you don't do it. Just be happy. Cigarettes are cool in theory as an aesthetic, but if you live with someone who smoked in the house, I guarantee you would eat that shit. No, my dad, my dad's no fucking talking about me. It stinks. Dude, when he comes in from like just sitting outside and smoking and he touches me, the smell stays on my clothes.

Who your dad? Just from one touch. Yes. It's crazy. Oh, wow. It's really gross. Listen, I, I, my mom, right? So my mom smoked and she still does smoke for a long time.

And it's not, for me, it's not about like, it's, oh, it's like an ugly looking thing. No, it's about the health impacts that happened because of it. Yeah. If you smoke for a really long time, like, you know, my mom has a medical. conditions that 100% are onset from smoking for so long. So, and my grandfather, he died, I believe, from throat cancer or lung cancer. He smoked his entire life, too. So, like, smoking for me, it's about the health.

Like, dude, I just can't do it, dude. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. You know what my pet peeves are is, like, when someone's smoking and they won't quit, and then they're like, my grandpa smoked until he was 90 and he was fine. It's such a dumb, like, Coke. I've heard that a lot.

You're going to hate those, like, 130-year-old people. who are like, oh, my secret, I smoke every day and drink beer every day and drink a bottle of vodka every day and do drugs every day. It's like they say the worst things. Yeah. My grandpa lived till 100.

What do you do? He ate red meat, steak, and eggs and ice cream every day for breakfast. No, it's really luck. Like, if you're living that oldest look, did I tell you about my great grandma who ate moldy, like, fruits and lived to like 100 and, like, three? Moldy. Like what's going on?

I'm not kidding you, bro. My great grandma, they were like boat. My grandma was bragging about the fact that like her mother ate moldy fruit. Society is overlooking the fact that like nothing matters. Like whatever you do with your body, it's all luck. I just say that it's impossible. In fact that nothing matters. Nothing freaking matters, dude.

Nothing matters. We're all gonna die. We're just on a floating rock flying through space and nothing freaking matters. Dude, that is ego death. Your ego dead. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah.

Yeah, I don't think there really is any way to avoid these horrible things that have been like normalized by society without just, it's just going to happen. Dude, no, the scariest part hasn't even happened. Yeah, the scariest part is when we have probably kids and then you have to like, be like, oh, crap, they're going to be taking some fucking. Dude, this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to say, like, it's probably going to get to the point where this is controversial, but like by the time my kid's a teenager, like older teenagers are like 16, 17, 18. I'm going to be like, listen, if you smoke weed, just tell me, let me know, but don't vape it, don't do cigarettes. Because I feel like kids have vices where they're going to be curious to try anything at some point. I feel like it's almost inevitable.

Because, um, my dad is to smoke weed a few times and like get hooked on nicotine. And especially telling them no, if you tell them no, no, they're more prone to do it. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Because yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. I'm saying like, um, when you tell them no, then I mean they say, I have to do it in secrecy, which means that they'll keep everything else that they do also hidden from you. And now you don't even know the scope of it because they won't even tell you because he told them no. So obviously, you know, you're not going to want to hear that.

They're going to do whatever. I think unless you lock your kid down and then even then they'll sneak out, you know, shit like that. So I think it's impossible. My dad's method was like off rip. He was like, these are disgusting. Don't ever do it. Like he told me that. And what was that?

Do you show the good brands? This is a bad brand. This tastes pretty good. This one tastes like crap. And the tone he would use was perfect. Like he meant it with sincerity when he told me. Like these are disgusting. That's crazy to me though,

because I have family members who are addicted to cigarettes and hate them, dude. Like they hate them, but they just can't stop. Like, it's, I don't know. Hate cigarettes and just keep smoking it? Yeah, like they just hate the fact that they smoke, but they still do it. They can't quit. Damn.

Like they're so mad that they feel like they have to do it. But then they were also telling me that when they quit and anything that produces dopamine in your brain, so like smelling good, food that you know is like bad for you or that you like or something like that food. Right. Or eating that food or anything. Oh yeah. Imagine that it would like remind you of cigarettes because of the dopamine connection like the link of of the nicotine and and the like opening.

Holy poop. I got a poop. Oh my gosh. Yes dude. I'm going to the doctor. I'm going to the doctor. I'm going to the doctor. I have bowel issues. Severe bowel issues. Like I'll be fine for a few days and It's like, I literally, are you drinking a lot and are you having a lot of fiber? Dude, I don't know. Like, he's like itching. Like he's scratching him so bad.

It's bad. It pisses me off. Is your like poop more breaked up broken up? Yes. Guys, can we not go into detail? Is it like moldy? Is it like a like, what's a chunky or is it? Does it have a little runny, grunk?

Is it running or is it like? because I thought it was maybe because my gallbladder's gone, but I looked it up and it said you should only be having like diarrhea and shit for like a month max. What if it has to do with the fact that you're back on campus eating that shitty food versus no, it's been happening for the past like year. Oh, well that's a little bit over. That's really concerning way.

Yeah. I might be dying. This might be dead. You made it sound like it was just like recent. Like really recent. I've been dealing with this. Like literally like I remember my, I pretty sure my first memory of this being a problem was I was in my friend's car and he was driving me

around and just got this like my stomach just started tearing itself apart and I was like wow I cannot hold this we had to pull over to uh not at a store I didn't have to shit on the side of the road but um still thank God it's just like I couldn't hold it it it hurts so bad it was terrible dude that was like me when I was young I used about issues when I was really young and I had to sit in the toilet for a day and then uh when I would dupe the dupe would be really dupey like really big and dopy and I was like really really tiny so it didn't help and that's just how it was but my body grew on to it. You know that audio what provides fiber? Hmm? Oh, you don't need to eat foods if you don't want to have fiber.

Just get bent of fiber which is like a little powder that's tasted. Will that make it more whole? I don't Nick, I mean, you just food. You eat fiber if you need to go. Not if you. But he said

he said that there are certain days where he doesn't do it at all like multiple days of them. Well, no, no, no, no, no. Like, like, like, some days it'll be normal poops. And then like, I'll just have days where I'm hammered with just terrible shit. You could, uh, it's going to be something you're eating. Just like all the time. This whole podcast, we talked about, we talked about, we talked about meth and poop.

Welcome to the meth poop podcast. D.M.T. Mood poop. I told you it's the Joe Rogan podcast. That's what we turned into. Dude. Yeah. You know what's crazy?

You know what's actually crazy? You know that audio of the kid, the mom's like, You're shitting yourself. I was pretty much that kid where I would hold my poop in. I don't know why. I just, I just held. I didn't like going to the bathroom.

I was scared of toilet. I get that too. I was scared of toilets too. One overflowed one day. One overflowed and it literally floated out of the bowl and underneath and into the hallway and everything. And I got really scared. I got scared because of the damn ass hoot movie.

The hoop movie where the, like, the owl was living in the porta potty and someone like sat down and it came out the toilet, it's like, why would you put that on Disney? That actually traumatized me. I couldn't, I literally did not sit down fully on a toilet seat for like three years. Like, I just hovered over it. It was bad. I remember seeing something when I was young about Australian spiders and they were like in the toilets and how they would crawl underneath the seats and then you open it and it would just jump at you. And I was like, it's like a P&G jumps when you open the toilet. Some dude got his butts bit by a snake in his toilet. Okay, well, he's just dumb. Why aren't you looking in the toilet? It was down

in the water with its head like oh i know yeah like in the pipe in the pipe oh imagine having a snake like latched onto your bunch that would suck oh my gosh oh my god i'm gonna burst here in a few minutes like okay we should probably we could wrap this up before i really do need to yeah very enough right sorry guys folks folks folks restock coming actually soon we did get a date happy we did uh or we got told that it was like soon now next next I can't believe that we sold out of all 30 tubs that were in stock. I know. Yeah, you guys crushed it.

That's crazy. That's actually crazy. And again, if you want to use the hashtag the group chat podcast, we'll be looking at that next episode as well. Just a quick peep, you know, just a little thing. So you want to. What's up? Is there a category or there's submitting? Yeah, I was about to get into because I don't really know.

Send your blessed blood. All right. Send your best. Roll, bro. We chat, freaking poop. Would there be a bread roll, a bag,

how about a fit? How about an outfit? Oh, an outfit. Yeah. That's how bad in the past week. Robert, I expect you with a comeback.

Oh my God. Robert, this is your time to shine. Watch up. Robert. Robert, most expensive shoes of all time. Yes.

Fumble this shit, bro. Come on. Robert. Robert, literally only wear shoes. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No socks,

though, Robert. No socks. That sucks. Okay. All right. So yeah, show us your outfit on the group chat podcast. That's the hashtag hashtag the group chat. Shout out lean.

Shout out lean again. Shout out no drugs. Shout out anti-drug. Shout out. Oh, don't do drugs. Don't do drugs. Do lean, bro.

Oh, wait. This is an education process. Do this lead. Not the other one. This is a good lean. No. But on a real notes, again, thank you guys for watching. And even those who are listening as well, driving around town,

driving in your trucks, driving in your cars, being a path. being a passenger, showing your parents. What's up, parents? How you doing? Showing your dogs. Showing your cats. Meow. Everybody.

Everybody on board. Tanner? I know, I know, I know. Greg, you can honestly leave by now, but Tanner's going to come back real soon. Thank you for watching. We'll catch you next episode. Bye-bye. Microw chat.

Bye.