The Group Chat - #9 - Yoshi Vs. Iraq

Episode Date: April 29, 2022

The Group Talks about the all out war of Yoshi Vs. Iraq. Who Would Win? You Decide! EPIC WAR OF HISTORY!Come Watch the YouTube for Cameras on and to be able to see all the funny moments!VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT" on YoutubeSee You There!

All right, everybody. Welcome back. Doing the voice, doing the voice. Which one? The what's up guys? Yeah. Hey guys. Welcome back to an episode, what episode?

Episode nine. Nine. Welcome back to episode nine of the group chat podcast. Sponsored by. Sponsored by Gamer Subs. New flavor, by the way. New Cup, came out yesterday. New Cup.

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Do we all have testimonial for the peach tea? I think guacamole gamer fire is better. Shut. No. Peach T is the best flavor of any, like, energy drink I've ever had my entire life. I have a sweet fruit, sweet, sweet tooth. Nice.

Sweet, grunk. Every single one comes me sweet. I have a sweet tooth. I got a sweet sweet sweet. No, I think I might genuinely be developing a sweet tooth. stutter. Like, recently, I've noticed that I like stuttered and I'm not even like trying to. So much that you want to say, isn't it like

keep up? If you, if you hear somebody stutter, then you start stuttering yourself? No. So it's like the on effects. The art. No, that's not a thing, Larry. He's seizing. You're making it worse. You're making it worse for him. He started making himself stutter by

stuttering himself. That's crazy. I'm like, Larry, you can't do that. So, no. You're going to mention episode. And you look like a chat. Welcome to episode nine. Group chat podcast. I didn't know we'd be making it this far,

so I'd like to start off with a hypothetical. Who would win in a war? Yoshi versus Iraq. Go. Yoshi can replicate with eggs. Yoshi can replicate with eggs. So you could have like an army of Yoshis. How many Iraqians are there?

But Iraq has. has a lot of weapons and warfare they can use. So this is usually doing anything except for shit other. Yoshi can genuinely fly. Listen, Yoshi can fly. He has a very long tongue. He can go. He can make an army.

I feel like we got to use. These are not getting a chance against like a cannon. Not only that. He knows Mario and Luigi. That's also the other thing. Yeah, I was going to say that the Iraqians would be so, is that what they're called? Is this just Iraqis?

No, I think that's like, Is that a slur? It sounds like a slur. It sounds like a slur. I don't know. I'm Iraq. I don't know. Is it not that?

People of Iraq. The lovely people of Iraq. That's really bad. That was actually a slur you just said. That was really really bad. No, no, no. It wasn't. Keep that out.

Keep that up. No, no. Keep that in. Iraqis. Yes. Okay. Yeah, they're okay. All right.

The lovely people of Iraq. It's Iraqi. They're Iraqi. Okay. They would fall in love with Yoshi. and then Yoshi would like infiltrate from you think you would say? I can't do the voice.

That was really bad. Okay, yummy, you try, yummy. Oh, man. Yoshi. No. Say Iraqi is in an Iraqi voice? Say Iraqi's in an Iraqi voice? No, in Yoshi's voice.

Oh, no, I'm not going to say it. Yeah, I don't want to do that. Let's say what, let's see. Let's just have the comments decide. Let's go. Yoshi versus Iraq. Here's the thing. I love imagery, so let me picture you this.

Okay, you have a row of 100 Iraqis all lined up, and you have 100 Yoshis giving them corn rows. No, we can't stir on the cornrows right now. No. There are no Yoshis giving any Iraqis cornrows. That's real. How did we get here so fast? No, listen, if anything, the Yoshis would gain their trust with Iraqis.

Yosis would pretend to join the Iraqi army. But then eat them all. They would eat them all. Yoshi would eat every Iraqi, like from behind. And then... From behind. From behind. From behind.

And there would be a... Just a nation of Yoshis. So if Yoshi eats an Iraqi, does that Iraqi turn to a Yoshi? No. Or a Yoshaki. I think he... What? You can't say that.

You can't say that. What? Yoshi. That's a blend of both of us. That's really bad. Hiroshi. Um, but he poops out a little Yoshi and he's like wielding an AK-47. Yeah, that's true. Well, hold on, hold on. Hold on. This hypothetical has gone out of hand.

So let me combat that hypothetical with another similar hypothetical. If Yoshi ate an Iraqi, what would happen versus an Iraqi eating a Yoshi? So I think If an Iraqi If a Iraqi eat a Yoshi They would gain plus five hunger They would have a speed boost They would have a speed boost

Their tongue would grow in size Larry They would be stronger than everybody Even from behind Yeah From behind But no genuinely I think Yoshis would win

Okay anyways Put in the comments That's all I'm going to end it off on Speaking of hypotheticals standard I had like the most life change moment I think that has ever happened to me. Does it even classify as a hypothetical?

No, it's just like, it's just like, simulation. It's like, it's disgusting. So like, I was watching this implement video that came out like yesterday about Coca-Cola or something new Coke and I was talking to Tanner about Coke and I was like, hey, do they actually put, did they actually put cocaine in it and Taylor looked at it? He's like, yeah, they did. And then Tanner was like.

Yeah, it was medicine. It was they used it for medicine. It was legal. back then. And Taylor was like, Elon should buy Coke. I think that'd be funny and put cocaine back in it.

Yeah, you were like, Elon should buy Coca-Cola. I was like, yeah, and he could put cocaine back in it. And then minutes after, literal three minutes afterwards, he tweeted, I'm going to buy Coca-Cola to put cocaine back in it.

It was the most insane thing. I let me open Twitter and screamed out of shot. He screamed really loud. I had a similar story to this. Like, it was bad. Back in eighth grade, for some random reason,

I was talking about Steve Jobs. And I came up with the hypothetical, what would happen if Steve Jobs died today? And I got a phone call 8 o'clock that night from my friend. And he told me that Steve Jobs literally died. Yeah, he got sucked into a black hole. He said. That's how he died. He got sucked.

No, he didn't. But he made this. Wait, I thought he was alive. Oh, wait, no. No, Steve Jobs is dead. Oh, so 5.13 from the year 2022. What he did this? What he made this.

But he said this. Oh, I was thinking of Stephen Hawking. he got sucked it to a black hole. Got your steves mixed up. Yeah. You got your steves? No, he died to. Oh, yeah, I was like, why do the black hole have to come in so early?

He learned too much. So you got sucked in? Nick, you're probably on a list. I'm just going to say that right now. I just remember hearing him pass away from cancer and that was about it. Wait, I want to ask something real quick. So, you know how phones have advanced, like, over the last, like, what, 20 years or so? Like, they've been pretty, pretty quick.

So I'd say four. What do you think a, how do you? devastating do you think an atomic bomb by Apple would be if it was dropped on like a major city? Samson would be better at that. Yeah, because that blew up, it's gonna say... Oh, I'm gonna say... Oh, I'm gonna be elsewhere. What?

What? We're sick. What are you in a scam? You're a pig. What? What? I'm gonna start dissociating. Bro.

We said atomic bomb. He's like, oh, my man was elsewhere. Oh. Okay. They're mine. Samsung is South Korean. I thought Grunk was making a really bad joke. Sorry.

Oh. Why would you even? How would you be better at that? My head is not that fast. Yeah, no, we would. It's crazy. Sorry. You're too advanced.

That's scary. I think. I'm saying sorry now. Do puppy dog eyes and look at the camera and say sorry? Do you puppy dog eyes right now? There it is. Cam, zoom in. Just kidding, you don't have to.

But anyways. Never mind. I don't like it. Stop, Larry. Larry's biting his to and like eating it. Here's at home. Larry is doing something weird. Sorry if he was at home.

You're not missing out on anything, I promise. Literally. Sorry, guys, I'm back. So in recent news, yummy. Give us a rundown of what happened today, man. Over on. Today?

Yeah, you found out some. Yes. So I didn't make phase top 20. I was in the top 100 for those of you who knew, which is fine. I actually was not even upset about it because I was stuck in a little bit of a pickle. I had to choose between two things that were upcoming in May. And I can't speak on right now. Your cat is.

Yeah, basically, like my cat's dying. And if I leave for the phase warehouse, then he dies. But I can stay here and save his life. But yeah, no, I have big things coming up. So making that decision was hard anyways, even if I did make top 20. So I'm not upset about it. Yeah. I'm just going to say this now

they're losing a lot I think so I think they're going to you're going to you're going to grow with us way better than a million dollars I'm going to be honest I think 100 burglars is doing better right now

in the 100 Steelers are like going crazy right 100 robbers 100 hamburglers yeah I think they are doing better

I think wasn't Fais It's worth like a billion dollars or something like that and they're on the stock market or something. Yeah, they registered as an IPO. Some of the, yeah. I personally...

What was that? What's wrong? Nothing. Nothing? All right. Okay, is that in violation of your... No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

Don't worry about it. We can move on. Okay, but anyway, personally, I think NRG is doing a whole lot better. They have a castle. Shout out NRG. They have a castle. Listen, they have a castle. A $10 million castle. That nobody uses. Nobody uses. There's a statue of God of war in this castle. What? They did, all right, they did a video, a tour of this like $10 million castle.

And they had like a fortnight room. They had like a console room, like a bunch of like video games, like Nintendo 64 and all that stuff. But they didn't work. It was all hooked up. Are you yanking our chain right now? Is this real? No, this is real. There's a $10 million. Larry literally looked it up. They did a, like, a big tour. And it's only for gamers.

And it's like the Disneyland of Fortnite gamers. It's crazy. Tanner, can you say tour again? Tour. Tour. Okay, Nick, say drawer. Drawer. Yeah.

Wait, I feel like we've done this already. We've already done this. We can move on from this. But back to NRG Castle, they have a statue of Cratos from God of War. They are sponsored by the Army National Guard. These sponsorships are real, by the way. I'm about a list off. Pizza rolls.

No, it's Hot Pockets. My bad. Hot Pockets. Like Tastinos? Army? Yeah, Tastinos. Yeah, hot pockets. Okay, hold on.

Woh, wait, wait. N-R-G sponsorships. I have to look at all your members. It's best sponsored by Lien. I'm actually being sponsored by the actual army. Yeah. That's all I remember. That's why I remembered.

Hot Pockets. Do you remember when the United States Air Force and the Navy started making their own sports teams? No. No. They still do. Yeah, they have them. I know they have actual sports teams.

Remember Coke gaming? Coke gaming. Thank you, Coke gaming. Remember that meme on Twitch? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Coke gaming. I totally forgot about that.

Coak gaming. Thank you for the 2000 bits. Oh, my God. Coat gaming. I didn't see. I didn't see Coagaming give me any bits. Where did that money go? Speaking of the Army,

do you guys know who Evan F? Okay, stop. Thinking of the army. Who guys go to that war? 100 yoshes or 100 national god? 100 yosos. Evan Fong went to, went to school with

Crados from God of War. He studied a doctor flopper. Dr. Flopper. That's the work. Okay. This is gonna like go off rail is so bad, but recently. This is a huge curveball. Okay.

To put it quickly, we've been, we've been playing a lot of Blackop zombies. Specifically, Blackups 3 zombies, and we've been trying to do the moon in Strig. And this is like, dude, each attempt takes us like, what, like 30 minutes for them, like, fuck up. Yeah. And we've done, like, well over, like, 10 attempts. And there was just one round. And there was just one round where we were just saying the stupidest shit, like, we're like, hi is. We're pretending that we were like a teacher taking attendance.

We're like, hi, is Ray here? Mr. Ray Gunn? Are you here? Yeah, you're like in a doctor. Can I get knife? Knife? Boney knife. Mr. Kill, please come to the principal's office.

Mr. Insta Kill, please come to the principal's office. Is Koefer, room, present, kaboom. The school lunch is really good. this is a wonder what wonder waffle that's where the whole doctor flopper thing yeah that's where the whole PhD flopper thing gave in like a doctor doctor doctor flopper doctor phopper

PhD doctor phopper at your cervix anyway anyway ten are you're talking about NRGs, what do you call them? Sponsors. Oh yeah, they're also sponsored by General Insurance.

That's another one. What is that? Like the little guy? The little general. Yeah, go to the general save some time. The one of Shaq. I've met him. Okay,

okay, shut up. He's taller than you. So that means Shaq has been to the NRG castle, the $10 million fortnight castle. Wait, why is that? Because go to the general and say some time. They work together. Shack and him are like buddies

Do you ever seen a general commercial? It's only Shaq. They want to work in the green general. General so's chicken. Yeah. That's a big Yetty. I thought that was Gold Bond. What?

Shack and Gold Bond. Gold Bond? Yeah, but he's also in general. Jack has done every fucking had. He has done a lot of shit, bro. People in the comics make money. He's doing the side quests. That's his fucking guy.

Okay. We're going to kick him out of the podcast. now guys I apologize P fucking you dude yeah Larry yeah your face says it all I did my I did the irony face it's okay

do you hear that do you hear that story of Jay Shaq I mean I mean Shaq Shaquille O'Neal She's so What

is you're trying to say Jack O'Neal Jay Fleck Jay Shaq What about Jay Shaq Shaq Neal

all I know is like He has this like one story that it's like Yeah so me my mom. You're

fucking Shaquille dea. That's a pretty good Shikilatio impression. I saw a mother come up to me and said, why your shoes so expensive? And I said, you know what? I don't know.

And I cut a deal off with Nike that day and I sold all my shoes to see that video. That's when he made the Shag brand and started selling his shoes for really cheap at Walmart. He was selling them to like homeless kids or something, which makes no sense.

Why? Never mind. Why would you sell shoes? It's not homeless kids. It's not homeless kids. It was just for like un- Unfortunate family. Like,

Yeah, just like lower, like poverty. Because shoes are so expensive and the mom was like, Why you selling these poor kids your bad shoe? I mean, your shoe for so expensive. And then he's like, takes them out, have you seen them? It's like really bad. Yeah, it's like covered in diamonds. Like size 23 shoes for like a 14 year old.

He's like, look at him. You think you can wear these? No. I'm gonna work. I only make my shoes on one side. And it's all because of me, and I can only have an 18th. You come if you're killing them. You know why they come in?

I make shoes for me and no other kid. That's why they are only. But if you can afford them, you can buy them. But I can guarantee you, they're not gonna fit you because I only make them in one side. Shut. You can use there to sled in the wintertime. You're telling me, the kids are homeless.

You said the same day. It's basically the house. You ever seen the family in the shoe? That's a good book. I bet it. I'm going to arrest it that day for harassing a woman at one. I was fine. $10,000 of stuff in the kid in the house.

Please cut the bit off. I don't know. There's so much on that potential. With Shaq trying to sell his only size shoe. The only shoe. I actually never saw a picture of them. I'm going to look them. I don't even talk about how funny it is.

Have you seen Shaq's feet? That's what? Have you seen Shaq next to the Empire State Building? He has like trench foot. Dude, LeBron James. I heard somebody say LeBron James. Was that you, you know me? Yes.

His feet are horrible. His toes are stacked like Linkin' logs. They're stacked like a jenga pieces. They're like falling over Domino's leaning on each other. They're really really bad. Yeah, they're all vertical.

His foot is like warped. Is that athlete's foot? No. It's just what happens. Like when you do that to your body for 30 years inside of a shoe. It like evolves like a dinosaur. Your toes just start like stacking.

Does he have, it's like webbed fee almost? Does he have what's it called? Those like, It's like where the bone on your foot protrudes out, you know what I'm talking about? On the side of the toe? Yeah.

Yeah. It's called the bunion? Bunyan. No, a gallon. I know. No. Paul Bunyan. Ever seen LeBron's feet?

Yeah, that's what we were talking about. Yeah. I thought you're talking about. That's the one's foot right there. We stopped like to talk about. Yeah. They're all basketball players. No.

Okay. Sorry. I just couldn't see. Oh, you did send a picture. Is that? That's Jack's foot. Stop. Shaq's Phil looks like an Among Us character.

When he buys shoes, he's got to have it tall instead of why. That's so fucking gross. Why are his toenails dead? Because he's always like running. He's always running and doing stuff. Jack is not running. That is, bro. The life of a hustler is not a pretty life.

I've actually never even seen Shaq play basketball. Yeah, he's an old head. Yeah, you've never seen him before. He's not that. old? Yeah, he's not that old. He was still planning. He's in Adam Sandler's movie night. He's pretty old. What movie?

Grownups. He was in grownups? He was in grownups? He was in 2012. No, he was not in grown up. My favorite movie from Adam Sandler's clique. Chad, he was in grownups. Chad.

Chad, he was in grown up. I trolled my finger up in the air. I think Jack was in grownups. He was in grownups. He was. I think he was in the... No, he was in the first movie. He wasn't. He was in the second one.

Not in the like the mainstas. He was in the second one because he was like his best friend and he was a school bus driver. How did we go from talking about... What were we even talking about? Iraqis versus Yoshi to Shacks big time. How did we get here? How did we actually get here? It's been like a 10 minute break in between.

The topics that I have on my screen, none of them were Shack's. We always stray off. We always run with us. So in other news, you guys aren't, when I think it doesn't sticks, Shaq had cornrows. One Shaquila Neal Rediga Yoshi

versus tin Syrian army members. Listen, do you guys remember that movie Click? Do you remember where he had the control? Do you remember that one scene where like he like rips ass in that guy's his mouth? And he's like, what is my, why is my cell just like shit? Shit my salad.

Yeah, he's like, stay soon. He like yells at her. Dude, Click. Click was the first movie to ever make me cry. Yes.

Oh, my God. He's made me shed tears. Yeah, because he grows old and he dies in the rain in front of his daughter. What? Sorry for the

story. Sorry for the spoilers, but he was like, it's a movie from like 2008. I don't think it's spoiled for anybody. Dude. Why'd you spoil that? Sorry for the decade old spoiler.

Sorry, I recommend Click. But he's like, he's like, you know, you know Papa loves you right. He's like, he's like, he's all old. Yeah, he skipped like 30 years. He missed all of his, like, kids life. He was like, I'll always be if we. And he like that. And then like that part, I remember my face like,

it's a good movie. It's a really good movie. My next biggest question is how they made the rock a tooth fairy. Why did they make the rock? That was the move. You know, there's a generation of kids that are always going to be like, think that the rock is actually the tooth fairy. Do you think so?

That would be my thing that's happening right now. They're all old now. They're all like, no, but listen, there's always like tooth fairy commercials and it's, they always use the rock. That's real. They always use the rock. No, they do.

He's going to forever be the tooth fairy because of that. Don't know. You're crazy. Tim Allen is Santa Claus. What wack-ass commercials? People are going to think like these actors are the actual thing. Why Santa Fatt? Why is he fat?

Can he shut? He's milk in every house in America and everywhere else. Yeah. He was the worst question. Back onto the tooth fairy. Why is the tooth fairy buff? No, listen. He eats teeth.

He eats teeth. He eats the kid's teeth and that's a lot of calcium. Dude, that one episode of fairly odd parents where, like, the tooth fairy eats the teeth and, like, get stronger. Okay, I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I remember this tooth fairy one drug? Well, I don't know. Does he actually eat the teeth?

But he actually eats the teeth. Oh, my God. Oh, but people are always going to think these, like, actors are like, because, like, think about it. Sorry Remember Jorgon von Strangle? Yeah That was my Demi Dena

Degna Lerrhus I feel like The Rock You could actually play Jorgian And the tooth fairy The same time And the same show

Wait Wait They aren't they making Are they making another Are they making another Live action Fairly odd Parents

I hope Yeah it's really bad I'm pretty No they are It's really bad There's a lot of backlash from it. Remember when Cosmo got pregnant? No.

When they added that stupid fucking, like, fairy baby to the show, I hated it. Oh, yeah. Like, I stopped watching. That's what I went. Garbage. Like, they should have ended it at that episode. Did you know that Cosmo wasn't that dumb when it was first premiered? Like, he was actually kind of like...

No, he was like a nice father figure. He was like, yeah. He was like... But he wasn't a fun at the beginning of the show. And then they made him like, they made him like a fucking idiot. They turned him to like the Patrick Star of SpongeBob. Basically. Yeah.

Yeah. Why did they make them pregnant? They were ahead of their time. I know, but like, what? Why do they, why do they make Cosmo the one that? To get pregnant. Because then Apple did the pregnant thing with like the guys and stuff. What?

What? Like the company? There's an emoji. What are you? For the emoji, you gave no context to that. They were so much. They predicted the. Apple emoji.

No, dog, dog, dog, dog. Bro, sources, one emoji. One emoji and one caught pregnant Cosmo. Like, what a... Dog, you're right. No, he's asking why they made Cosmo pregnant and not Wanda. Yeah.

Like, I still don't know why they did. I know it was a joke. That makes sense. The Rock looks like the Tooth Fairy. Yeah, kids are always going to think, I can't wait for the Rock to steal my teeth and give me a dollar. Nobody thinks that. I want the Rock kids are going to think.

Okay. What are going to think? To my room and steal my fucking Grunk, you're gonna have a kid? Listen, Grunk, you're gonna have a kid and he's gonna be like, da-da, when's the rock gonna get me my room? No, the rock will be dead by the time I have.

No, he won't. No, he won't. The Rock's like 32. Do you know that? He's way old than that. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. He's like 60. He's 68.

He's not. Oh my God, he's 46. He's in a wheelchair. Dude, he's also like the most paid actor. Is he? Yeah, he's like in every movie John Sina. Yeah.

John Sina? No, no, no. Oh, you just reminded me. Speaking of John, dude, we could definitely talk about that whole court case with Johnny Depp. John, this?

Oh. I haven't seen much about it. I don't know nothing about it. I do know a lot about it. I watch enough clips on fucking YouTube and TikTok to get a basic understanding. I was actually watching a lot of the live streams and it was funny to watch that shit live.

I've seen how he doesn't care, which is pretty funny. Yeah. So, Dude, he gets in character. It's odd. It's like they're actually making a movie. Right.

Like, this is exactly what it is. It is a movie. What if this is like the craziest movie of 2022. Oh, my God. Holy crap. Holy fuck. And then Elon Musk buying Twitter is a part of it too? Yeah.

Oh. I bet somebody's making that right now. Somebody's like writing on a typewriter. Sorry, guys. Yeah. Bob is everywhere. I had. I had the new GamerSubs flavor and mixed with tequila,

and it's like coming back up to me. Did it taste good, though? Oh, dude, I'm telling you right now, look, we already did like a little plug, but the peach, the peach fucking flavor, I think is the best flavor, any advanced, like, gaming energy drinks has ever conceived. It doesn't taste powder.

It doesn't taste like, yeah. It's just, no, it just tastes like a, you can do any amount of scoops. You can do like five scoops, and it'll still taste really good and really good. But we don't recommend doing five scoos. Don't do five. I do five scoops.

You should. I do five scoops. I do five scoops. I do five scoops with tequila. Dog. I do three or like four. Yeah. No.

Like a shit. I did two. I'm used to a lot of caffeine. There's only like. They don't advise doing more than two scoops in the 24-hour period. I'm pretty sure. I'm Bill different. No, that's how you're going to have actual heart problems, bro.

No, dude. Grunk, when I was working out and I just got into caffeine, I'd have this like pre-workout called ESP. and one small scoop has, I think, about 220 milligrams of caffeine and one large scoop has 500 milligrams of caffeine. And every single day, I would take a large scoop before a workout. There was a time where I did not have a break from it. Dude, yeah.

That's where I went to sleep. You're going to be in big trouble. No, I'm going to be fine. As Larry has a red bull sitting on his desk. If you have two Celsius every day for like a long time, you're guaranteed to have high problems. You do not compare Celsius to a pre-recad that actually has like a one branch chain off of methamphetamines. It does.

He's talking about ESP. ESP. ESP pre-requeting. Are you serious? ESPTM family? It's not methamphetamines, but it has like a branch chain that is used to make math-mphetamines. And it makes you really, really, really happy. It's like a euphoric type of feeling when you take it.

It's like a actual destroyer. It is a drug I can vouch for the fact that one of those large Scoops of ESP will make your workout really good. It makes you really, really happy. I don't recommend it. It's not for the faint of heart. It is a very strong. What was it? What was it that I took last time I went to the gym? ESP. You took ESP? Okay, yeah, I want to warn you guys then

if you're never taking ESP, Jesus fucking Christ. Dude, I'll tell you all right now, you'll start to feel itchy like a crackhead, you start scratching your face, and then you want to like, you want to do some shit and then you can't do it. You can't do it. some shit and you feel sick and then you don't vomit and then you feel great. We were live streaming the gym workout altogether and Larry disappeared for 10 minutes

and I was like, where's Larry? Longer than that. When to go find him? Longer than 10 minutes. Okay, 10 minutes while I was like until I went to go look for him. Yeah. He was in the bathroom realistically for like 40 minutes but I went in and this year I'm like, uh-oh.

I still feel bad because he was he did on an empty stomach. He took on an empty stomach. It was his first time. He took two scoops. Two? Why did you guys let him do it? I tried.

I didn't know he took two scoops. I was like Larry, do you take two scoops? It was Nick's recommendation. It was like, I can't feel him. This isn't working. I was, I was, I was, I prescribed and I was a scientist. And I was, if I knew he was about to take two scoops, I would have slapped him and, like, slapped it out of his hand. I was like, no, you take half a scoop to start off.

You know, you definitely should eat, though, because I think all I had, because I just came off the plane. And I didn't even have like any like fucking airport. No food at all. Food or anything. And then we came. Nick picked me up. We went to, was it Wendy's?

Wawa. Oh yeah, we did get you Wendy's. Yeah, we got Wendy's. Yeah, we got Wednesdays. I got chickens. Oh,

but this is because. And I threw those up. Bro couldn't. What's your Wendy's order? Bro couldn't eat much because of his braces. Oh, that's right. So he did take it on an empty stomach.

And then you got like 400 milligrams of caffeine. Yeah. That's. Larry is like five four four and for that much caffeine to go into that small of a vessel

oh my god I'm surprised you to like turn into the fucking squirrel from over the head you start to see in through color in space we saw what he was able to do

afterwards he was able to deadlift and his form a perfect a perfect deadlift a perfect deadlift 900 pounds that's like a perfect form you just take a lot of caffeine

and then there's me I took a large scoop and I was actually getting tired during the stream. I was like, can we go back? I want to leave. That's 500 milgrams in my body. You abused caffeine. Yeah, I'm an abuser.

And then me and Tanner were like butt naked outside almost. And it was so fucking cold. It was snowing. It was snowing and we had like shorts on with like a like a t-shirt. Yeah, I had like a little skinny little tight shorts on. And I was like, I'm a little cold. We had like, yeah, but I didn't do it. I feel right through me.

I really miss those Wawa trips. I go to that Wawa every now and again. and I remember just, you know, taking those photos shoots in the back of the Wawa and, like, just tearing it. I'm not kidding you? Remember the coat in all of our photos?

Yeah. If Cam wants to put the picture up, he can. The Red Puff. The Red Puffer. It is, it's hanging on like this, with all these other... Can you take it to Austin

even though you're never going to wear it? Um, we'll wear it. I can try. I got a big ass suitcase. I think you can probably fit it in. Just wear it. But, dude, it's like

the one of the arms that's sticking down over my bed. so I like sometimes put my hand in the son and all the memories start flooding back to me in like a flashback. It's so adorable. I miss just like cuddling Larry like a lot.

Why are you crying? I'm trying. I don't have one in the past right now because Grunk is here and he wasn't there but I just want to I just want to say Larry I miss you. Grunk will make some do I want to talk about this.

Should we? You already said it, Nick. What's not? Yeah, you did. You already said it. What did I say? You said the dragon to you. Will you take the jacket to Austin?

Yeah, we're going to go to Austin sometime in the year. Yeah, sometime in the year. We'll take it true. We'll take a trip. We will have fun when that comes. We're just scouting out in houses, you know? Yeah.

Yeah, just for fun. Just for fun. For us to move in. Topic change. Shaquilla Neal's broke its foot. Cornyeroz. Chiquela Nix and Shikilini's got Corridon tripped on the infant

and broke his foot, and it's really bad now. Who would win? Shaquille Neal. the general from insurance NRG versus Iraq and they all team up. Holy crap. All of them versus Iraq?

Energy NRG gets all of their sponsors to back them so they got a lot of help. They have a whole lot of hot pockets and a whole lot of national guards. Dude, that would be broken in OPE. I can't stand that.

Isn't Iraq a landlocked? Or is it, does it have a... It's in San Francisco. Landlock. San Francisco. Iraq's in San Francisco. It means... Iraq's Cisco.

Okay, imagine like Nevada. Like that, there's no ocean. Oh, oh. Oh, no body's water around them. Yeah, I mean, lakes maybe, but like the ocean. That's actually good for Yoshi because, you know, he's a land animal. I don't know if it's landlocked or not. Yeah, he is.

Do you think Iraq has TikTok? I don't know. I don't know. I'd have to go there to find out. Think so. You know how you can go on Snapchat and like click on an area? Can I take something like that's crazy that happened today? Sorry, yummy.

but this is this is still relatable to what we're talking about what? Yeah, fuck you out. That's fine. Let's just, no, what are you talking about? Oh, I just met someone, I met someone at the gym today that was from Russia. And he had a heavy-ass Russian accent. And his family is in the war right now. That's all I want to start.

Is that still happening? Yeah, he said he had to leave. He was here for only two months so far. He had a really heavy Russian accent. And guess what? Damn, Jim? He had his, he had a tattoo. What?

What are you talking about? had to leave Russia? Yeah, he had to leave Russia to come here. Why? Like, uh, what, why you want? What? I thought you said, when you said he had to leave, I was like, you know, fucking leave the gym right down and go back to Russia. Oh, oh, no, no, but he, he, now he was there and he has like a tattoo. He has his rapper name on his stomach all the way across.

He's a rapper? Yeah, he's a rapper. Is it soft rapper name? Is it soft lily on his stomach? Um, what is his rap? Is it a young cage? Oh. Is that like doxing locke?

Zanican Skywalker. Is it yellow? I don't remember his rapper name, but he was... You met Little Skies at the gym. Little Skies. He was cool. I enjoyed him. I enjoyed it.

That's nice. He said that his grandparents passed away. He really got to know this guy. Yeah, we're sitting in the hot sauna. The dry sauna. Excuse me. Oh, I forgot you switched. gyms. I was like, that's weird.

I was like, hey, man, like, I didn't know he was anything. So I was like, hey, did your tattoo hurt here? And he says, yes, hurts. And I was like, holy shit. This is cool. And, yeah, his English is a little broken, but like. Does your tattoo hurt presses on it really hard? You're like pinching it. You're like squishing it.

Ooh, that doesn't hurt. Yeah, he was cool. I don't know how you can just like talk to people, Nick. Like, you just like initiate conversation all the time. actually don't get it. You can. It's hard. It's hard for me. It is. I'll always put my headphones and I'll never look at anybody and I'll just do it my day. Well, my question to you is what's stopping you from just wanting to get to another person? Well, I know everybody I want to know.

I can relate with Tanner because I keep to myself. You know, if someone wants to talk, I'll talk. But I keep to myself. I don't get anxious. I just don't, I don't have like the energy to initiate a conversation that could last X amount of minutes or like time. And they could be like the most boring person of all time. just like, well, leave me alone forever now. Yeah, I get that. I mean, for me personally, I enjoy just talking. Like, dude, I'm sitting next to a dude and, like, I just genuinely have a question.

So I'm just going to ask it. Like, and if the guy just turns out to be a big dick, it's like, okay, you know, that was it. But you know, put your headphones on. If you just put your headphones on, like, have a good rest of your workout, like, that's fine. I mean, we're just sitting in a sauna. Yeah. But I don't mind. It's just, I'm just a genuinely curious person sometimes.

I do have anxiety, though, when it comes to talking to certain people. It's literally, he is quite literally in extrovert. That's what Nick is. Yeah. I mean, I might be an introvert. I don't know. It's a very,

I have introverted tendencies, but I'll talk if I, like, need to or want to. Yeah. No, I'm introverted as fuck. Which is not bad. You know what I mean? There's nothing wrong with that.

I think personally, COVID and like quarantine made a lot of people. It really bad. That really fucked up my entire social life. Yeah. Yeah, it did. It did really bad.

So I catch myself sometimes not making eye contact when handshaking. Like, I look away or I say like, oh, thanks, but I'm looking down. I catch myself having certain cues. I hate that. I hate when I like realize that I'm doing that. Dude, I do. I, sometimes I am talking to someone and I'm just like

looking at like the fucking. Nothing. I can't. Oh, wait. Oh, hey. Like, look up at them and stuff. I did it really bad. And like, I felt so bad because this old man at my store, I was buying an energy drink to go work out. And I was wearing, I was wearing Schlazs Merchel's the Thunderballs one. He was like, what is that?

Thunder shit. road and I was like looking down it was like I was like I was like not paying attention I was like what and he was like I was like I'm just giving you a hard time I was like oh okay and I like twitch her nipples it like cups you and you're like oh what is that thunderbird I'm just my bald head but I like a sound effects as you're doing it brink bang you go to my like knuckle look back up with me S cornrows I'm just didn't know what he was saying for like 20 minutes and I was,

and all he was just like, 20 minutes? Well, it felt like 20 minutes. It felt like it. Because I didn't know he was there until he started like, like, trying to like get my attention.

I was like, what? You were checking out, I thought. Was it he checking you out or was it? Hey, kid. Well, yeah, that's how bad I like dissociated because I was like,

I didn't know he was there. And when he said, what was that, Thunder shit railroad? I remember Tim. I was like, that broke my NPC. Yeah, yeah, Turner told me.

He was like, my... I didn't expect a person to talk to me. I was like, I was like, I like snapped. I was like, what? Who are you? Where am I? Do you guys want a really good tip that I recently found out on TikTok about how to like better yourself when speaking?

Yeah, look at their eyebrows. No, you point... So prop your phone up, right? And like, point at yourself and just sit with yourself. You can do this after the podcast. You're going to have to do this after the podcast. But what you do is you record yourself for five minutes. straight of you talking about anything to yourself in the camera. And it feels awkward at first.

But after that five minutes is up, go back to the video, mute the audio and watch it for five minutes or watch it through and pay attention to your body language. Look at how you're speaking because that's how someone's going to see you. That's like fake. No, I'm serious. And then after that, unmute it. Listen to it again now. And you're going to listen to you saying, um, or like and using filler words like that. Start pulling those away. And then, re-record yourself and work on body language. That was a tip that my public speech professor gave me. I never followed it, but I did acknowledge it.

That was huge. It helps you be more aware of how you look when you're talking to somebody. It's like perceiving yourself from another point of view. Yeah, how you can carry yourself. Like if you use a lot of ums or likes or stuff like that. Don't we have these podcasts for that or no? It's not the same effect. I don't think it's a same effect.

I don't feel like it's the same thing. You can't criticize yourself right now. You can't look back on it. I mean, you can after the recordings finished. Aside from grunk, the one episode, I think he's learned. That was an eye opener. Maybe he did help grunk. Blum.

And then he was like, I'm clearing my throat. And then he was like, I'm going back. I really do have to go to and I've been holding it for that reason. I also had up, that's fine. I had a public speech. in my senior year, it was a dual enrollment, like a college class. And our teacher was so petty about, like, the way that he graded shit. There was a girl who was wearing a hoodie, but she had the sleeves rolled up.

And he took off 10 points, and he was like, why would you wear a hoodie if you're just going to have the sleeves rolled up? Like, he was like, are you hot or are you cold? I swear to God. No way. That's what I do. If you, like, leaned on the podium, he would like take it away for your next speech or he would like take points away. Oh, that's what mine did. Okay, yeah, mine did that too.

Yeah, my God. He did anything. I was really good in my public speaking class, and also in high school I was extremely extroverted, like what you guys were talking about. But then like with YouTube and everything, it slowly turning into introvert. When you show yourself in, you become introverted.

Correct. When you're on your computer more so than anything, yeah. Dude, I feel like it's had the opposite effect on me. I think I was more introverted whenever I was in school. That is true because when you're always talking to people online. Yeah, that's what happened with me. Yeah. I had the moment like that way

I've become way more extrovert at school Like from either side it flips you I think Yeah yeah I found videos on myself When I was like a lot younger And I was so fucking quiet Like I wouldn't talk at all And now more recently It's been way the opposite

You know in the gym Go to the gym I'm like doing some shit I see some guy doing some crazy as shit I'm like how do that? Yeah you talk to them But they're like kind of awkward Like you don't realize I was talking to me

Big as dude. He was like six foot like one. He was really, really jacked. I went out to him and he was like, oh, oh, hey. Oh, yeah.

Okay. He looks down at, like, at his feet and looking at me. I'm like, oh, that can I also help you with like your body lung?

Because everybody else is like, there's probably like 80% of the people in the world that are like really just genuinely awkward. Like, true. Just like in those situations. It helps a lot when you notice the other person's like really awkward

because then you start to feel like, confident. Confident. Yeah. Then I'm like, what's wrong with you, man? Why you be in the same guy that was like, J-Shit, Trailblazier.

Was it the Thunder shit? He caught me off guard. I didn't expect that. Listen, old people are special, though. If an old person talks to you, you better talk to him because old people, like, it makes them feel so young and happy, like, whenever they get to talk to people our age, like you interact with us. Yeah, I agree. I saw this same guy.

I was wearing my Reagan shirt, and he was like, oh, how old were you when that happened? I wasn't even born. And I, like, gave a dab. I like dumped him up and he was like, oh. And he's like excited that I did that. It was adorable. Yeah. I think that the gym definitely when it came to asking like, hey, are you still using that

machine, building that confidence, even like the just simple wave down when someone has their headphones on, like using your body language to kind of signal somebody rather than like just awkwardly stand there. You know what I mean? Like initiating that conversation in one of the most awkward ways. And like, you know how it is like when you walk up to somebody and you just know that they're in their zone, so you have to pull them fucking out of it. It's like that.

So it's like, I feel like that builds up confidence. Yeah. Yeah. Don't do that again. Later. No, like at my gym, I'll see people, like, a bunch of people from my school go there. And I'll like say, yo to this kid. Like, I don't talk to these people in my class, but they're in my class.

And I'll walk past it. I'll be like, yo, no, they'll be like. They'll just stare. They'll just stare. They just stare really are. I hate people like that. I hate people. And like, it's, it's, so my math class is full of the, the, the,

sports kids and their girlfriend. So it's just the worst class imaginable. And like one of the sports kids sits next to me. And I literally like asked him a question and like laughed about it. Like it was a joke question. And they just like looked at me and then he was like this. He just looked away. I swear to God, 90% of people in public school are just literal NPCs.

Yeah, they're all. They're not real. They were like, oh, like, oh, please. I genuinely sometimes think about the high school reunion in like 20 years and what it's going to be like. I'm not going to God. People have grown by then. I am not going to be boring, cardboard-ass personality.

Hey guys. I want to go. I'm working to office show. I'm not going to go to mine. I'm going to definitely go to mine. Have you guys thought about that? Like the quote-unquote, like, weird people in your class or just like the people that don't talk to anybody.

Like, what do they do when they go home? Like, what kind of hobbies do they have? I feel like it's like what we're doing right now. We was like that. I was like, I think they have a podcast. I think you might have been a weird kid. Dude, I brought my gaming mouse to my math class and I'd play like...

No, you did not. Yes, I did. I was the weird kid. I don't feel like that's a weird kid thing. That's a weird kid thing. It was a weird kid thing. It was a little bit. You don't break your mouse.

It was like RG's spot became detached to like every classmate. I remember, I remember, oh, where do we even start with this story? Anyways, there was this kid that I saw walking down the hallways at this school. And he was complete, you know, You know, like the Chad meme where it's like the Virgin Walk, that shit.

Imagine the Virgin Walk as a literal human being. This guy had green razor headphones on. Oh, yeah, we all had that kid. That's real. And it was like the gray ex-l hoodie. She's walking on his tiptoes down the hallway. Yes. Oh, my God.

It was so. Wearing the same hoodie every time. Dude, I did not. I had like a stain on like one of the parts and it would just always be there for the entirety of the year. My jeans that are like way too small. There's like, I know, there's a handful kids that literally wear the same exact outfit every day. I mean, I know two kids at least wear same hoodie, same exact hoodie, jeans, same shoes.

Nothing else. I wear the same like three pairs of pants. Yeah, could you don't shower. What? You don't know what's going on. You don't know what's going on on on the outside. No, but there was this one kid. there was this one kid in my high school

and he was like a he would always just like be he was an artist right so it goes to like school like in college or whatever for you're being an artist but he would I'm just gonna name drop and he was Devin and like Devin turn it off turn it off Devin I'm sorry to be honest with you Devin was fucking cool he was like really cool but he got bullied a lot because he was just like you know

he was just he was like easy target yeah yeah definitely yeah you know so he had his like quirks but like he was still cool. I really, he was the first person to show me how to crack Minecraft on my Macintosh. Like, he was that cool. And that was back in like what? Sixth grade. Like he even

would do shit. Yeah. You know? Some people are easy targets only because they don't care. They don't care enough to like make them stop being. Yeah, they're the most base people if you think about it. They just let it happen. Yeah, he's cool. So like even if they are cool, like sometimes shit like that does happen. So like, if you're one of those kids that wear a big razor headphones, drink a high

voltage mountain dew at 7 a.m. You're, that's constant. You're, your base is hell. That's fucking sweet. Going places. I think it's so funny that there are stereotypes in school. Yeah. Like you think about it. And they go across all of them.

For all of us, they're years apart and age, they're still the same. Yeah. It will never change. Yep. It just can somehow fit. I wonder what it was like years ago, though.

What do you think like the weird kids? So much more exaggerated. Like it is now. Imagine like a kid with like a yo-yo or a Rubik's cube or something. And then like the cool kids with the letterman jackets. Get some like that. What do you say? Oh, you're fucking weird.

Pulls in a nerd. Pulls of a rubik scubes. I think I'm way back where it was like kids with normal teeth and then kids with wooden teeth. I think that's true. That's the two groups. Kids with all their limbs and then kids with one wooden leg. Okay. There's kids with the trenchy and kids without the boots.

Kids with trench foot and kids with no trench foot. The ones that could afford the beach. big white wig and the ones that could not had the makeup well everybody is slowly turning into the same person because of social media and TikTok and shit like that and like

there's not as much of like a drastic difference in the Stereo you're weird If we have any Hold on by your hair can you move your hair If we have any any young influential What?

Sorry what we're saying? I continue I feel like what if You know, you're talking about, like, how TikTok wasn't influenced. Yeah, for sure. Someone else is influenced. And if so, please do not be influenced by us. Yeah, of course we are.

Look at Tanner. Look at everything that's wrong with him. Tanner breaks down a funny fit. What's wrong? Look at him. Look at his TV is on the same wall as his headboard of his bed. Like, how are you supposed to watch TV? Don't do what he's doing.

That is actually insane. He has a mirror on the wall, like on the opposite wall at the end of his bed. And he watches TV through the mirror. Was that a mirror? Okay. I think that's a mirror dart boarded over there Do you play darts at your PC?

No, no, it's an ancient artifact. It's just a large penny. From deep Iraq from the Yoshi Wars. I influenced a bunch of people to watch One Piece. That's my thing that I did, people. That's like a pyramid scheme because

I was influenced to watch One Piece. Because Alstri was the starting point. Altry was the only one watching One Piece in the world and I think he started. Yeah, he got Josh on. it. He got you guys on it. Isaac, though, wasn't influenced, but Isaac was watching it on his own.

Yeah. Right? Isaac watched it years ago. I got influenced by someone and I tried influencing Grunk and Grunk was like 980 episodes. I'm gonna go watch Adventure Time now and it was like that was that. Okay, Adventure Time's actually good though, so shut the hell up. If we're gonna talk real serious for a second though,

I think we are good influences. I think that we promote friendly banter within ourselves. Like, not gonna lie, like, you know, we do make stupid little derp jokes here and there. But overall, like, I think, I think personally that we are a good representation of what a healthy friend group friendship is like. I mean, like, you know, obviously we argue every now and again, but we've always still

backed each other up and we're always still here just making jokes. And, you know what I mean? And, like, yeah. I don't know. I don't condone the tequila and, like, caffeine mixed. I don't condone it. That's my, that's my, that's my, um, good deed for the day. You're 10 cents of the evening.

Don't do it. Only I can do it. And also, not to bring the gym back into this, but we all are trying to be health conscious. So it's like, I know it carries over. Yummy's trying. Yummy. I'm trying a little bit. And do you guys believe it or not, at least me, give me a lot of confidence too and stuff.

It's cool. Oh, that's cool. Well, I went into the think of it today, and I was, like, lifting up a push lawnmower, like, over my head to, like, to, like, mow this cliff. Hang on, I have a mini story really quick. My dad made me mowed the lawn when I was younger and I was super upset about it. So I was so mad that I like through a tantrum and I like sprinted across the yard with the lawnmower

like built it all the way. My dad was like the blade was like a spitting fast enough. My dad was like, Jack. I got really scared. I think we all had a breakdown when we were like forced to mow the lawn. Like there was me. Like I want to get stuck out of a divvist. So it's like,

I started shaking it really back and forth and I flipped it over. I remember, wait, I was mulling my lawn and I ran over a dog turdness splight on my shoe. And I slipped the entire mower upside down. And went inside for that one. I cut a tree and broke the blade once. Oh. This is a weird. My old lawnmower, the back wheels were like tied to like just like,

And the shit came off after like a bump So it was just the two front wheels And to hold the bottom up So that it would That's literally dangerous Like It's extremely dangerous Why do we all have like

So cheap He was like it works It's fine He was being so cheap about it Dude I gave a bad And then we want to replace it for like a month I give a bad A lawn mode to my lawn

Like a bad haircut Type of thing We're still like you see a few long pieces here and there and my dad said, all right, I'm going to work. Can you fix up the lawn just like a few pieces?

And I was like, I forgot to and then he was like he was on his way home and I sprinted out there. I'd even like use the lawn more. I started pulling the pieces of grass. I was running to each piece. I was like,

I was pulling them each one by one. My dad used to tell me two hours on, or no, it was one hour on, two hours off the Xbox. So if I was two hours off, I would have to read something or usually like go motorists.

on or something like that. And I would never do that. So when he'd come home, it would be like 9 o'clock. The minute I heard that door open, it was immediately like, you know how the Xbox Elite had the touch power? Yeah. So it's just immediate like tap and I would sometimes turn it back on by accident. And I would just launch to my fucking bed because he would walk in.

And that's like the same thing with UT, right? Yeah. Yeah. Like whatever my dad would tell me would be like, hey, can you go back out there? I know you missed spots and you know you. missed it too, so why don't you go back out there and fix it? I'm like... And then I'd protest. I'd be like, no, I didn't.

I didn't miss it. What are you talking about? Yeah. You're crazy, old man. And then he brings you out there any points. Like, that's far out there. That's far out there. And I just have to sit there like angrily. Did you guys ever break something and then really try and swiftly, like, fix it? Because for me, one time, dude, my dad always told me never to wear fucking the Adidas slides, right? when driving a car.

I back out my sister's car I didn't listen to him, back it out and pull it up. My foot slips off and I roll into the house and I crush the gutter and I was so upset because I was like,

oh my God, he's gonna fucking hate me. So I drove all the way to Home Depot and tried fixing it because I was so scared. I like saw it. You just hear like all the way

across like the fucking street just like a sawing noise like a leaveno because I'm like sawing dude it was like the you know how gutters look like this or some shit?

Yeah. It was literally like this. Yeah. It's like a little flat. Yeah. and it fell off so I couldn't fix it after that. I remember my first panic. I was running.

I was playing Angry Birds on my dad's iPhone 4. And I was running back to give it to him. And I fell on the pavement and the iPhone broke my fall. I look at it and there's glass everywhere. And I sprinted to the back with my trampoline, laid on it and sobbed. And then played Flappy Bird. But then running with him, I was really upset. Imagine you're playing Angry Birds.

You fall like a little. face flat onto it. You get up, there's an Ingeberg logo and your forehead. Shut off. Imagine the phone's like completely broken.

It's like completely off. And then when you're trying to sleep, just you're, blah, right? I want to put you guys in the perspective of my mother because this kind of stuck

and I felt really bad. But, um, so she used to have a T-Mobile that she used to give me and I was like, uh, probably like five or something like that.

And I used to play, this like 2D Splinter Cell game like on some random website and then I would also play Pac-Man on like another random website and what I didn't know is that I was clicking a bunch of random shit

that was charging my mom and it ended up costing her $1,300. Oh, by the end of it. 1,300? What did you buy like the super ultra gamer pack?

I don't know. I would run away. I don't know. I don't. I didn't know I was doing it, so she got the bill. And then she sent me down. And I don't know, dude. My dad was more pissed off him.

Did you cry? My dad. I wasn't like, like, scared or anything. Because I didn't really know what was going on. I was like, what? I was just playing a game. How did I do that? Like, I was just like, it was so weird.

But my dad was so, like, dude, oh my, he would have killed me. I ran away from home. I ran away from home one time, like legitimately. Where'd you get? Yeah. Well, we were in the process of moving. So I lived on base housing, like on a military base. And I was a kid because my dad was in the Air Force.

And so we had, like, we were moving out of one house that we lived in. But it was set up to where we already had the other house on the same base. So like we were in between like two houses. But nobody was in the new one and there was like nothing in it yet. I think besides a couch and a TV, because I literally have this super distinct memory. I walked probably a mile and a half or two miles. to the other house and I was five or six which is pretty crazy, pretty crazy

and I went into the living room, I sat down, I was pissed as fuck, I locked the door, I was home alone in this house all by myself, locked the door and I watched Mr. Meaty. Do you guys know what that is? Oh my God, my God! That's just bad. Horrifying. Oh, that's a bad show.

Yeah, I was like a grown-ass man at six years old watching Mr. Meady in a house by myself. That would have ruined my life, I think, if that was me. I didn't bring anything. No food, like nothing. And they were so, they were so mad at me. I remember I ran away from home and went to the Dunkin' Donuts that was not even 500 feet away from my house.

I got a Mokicino, drank it, and it came back crying. Oh, where's Isaac? Oh, he's in the Dunkin' Donuts. I can see. He's just eating a donut. I can see him. My character didn't bother looking for me because then you had come back. Oh, my God.

You come back with like glazed all over your face. Like a big Mokachino mustache Something similar Oh wait you want to say yours Is you run away from home grown? No way Um But

Privilege kid But But I had this like assembly Like marble Asimble course thing And like you build it And then send a marble Through all these tubes

And it was really cool And I I built it all up And then my dad was like Come with me to Walmart And I was like I don't want to I'm building this

And he's like We're leaving We're leaving in five minutes And I really didn't want to go. And then he made me leave. And literally on my way out, I kicked my marble contraption as hard as I could. And the pizzas went everywhere. My dad got so mad.

I know. It was the worst decision I've ever made. Why would you do that? It was out of rage. It was like, it was so loud. It went everywhere. Jack. He doesn't turn around.

Yeah, he doesn't turn around. He just goes, Jack. Go into Walmart. We're leaving. Get in the car now. You're not going to fix this when you're mad. With the whole running home thing, dude, in my old house, I wanted to run away because like I just, I hated the neighborhood.

And so I like packed up everything in my mom like, or my parents' luggage bag. It wasn't much. It was like probably like just like diapers or something. I don't even know what I packed up. But I try to pack up stuff. And then I was pretending to leave, but I actually hit him to the couch. But my dumb ass had my feet dangling outside of it. And so my brother for like, was like for like for like, for like,

30 minutes was pretending, like looking for me. He's like, Larry, Larry. And then I guess when he was tired, he just started tickling my feet. And then I, like, it scared me so bad. I hit my head on the bottom of the couch. And I started crying and I like him out, like, with my head, like, throwing. I was, like, crying. I remember, I remember threatening to call Dyphus on my parents.

What? What? What the hell is that? How old were you? What is that? What is that? What is the hell is a Dyphus? Diphis is like the child, like, protective services.

Like, okay. Dyphus, yeah. So, but I don't remember. I used to just joke about it, like, as a kid growing up, because I always heard of other kids. Like, I always overheard them talking about it, like, their parents having Dyphus involved or something. Is that, like, a nationwide thing, Diphis? Diphis is like, they'll come to your house and take your kids from you if you, like, mistreat them.

Yes, is, uh, is Difis here? Looks at my notes. Who's out there? Diphis. I remember Throne from my dad And my dad Legitimately just said

Go ahead Call them They take you away from me Remember that And I never did it Oh You're dead stuff Oh shit

And then you call them up They take me away Wait Wait wait Hold on Hold on Hold on I'm sorry

What are you want for dinner I'm sorry I'm sorry Yeah My dad did not give a shit That's awesome We are in over an hour in.

So you think it's time to wrap it up. That's a great, that's a great ending yeah. We can wrap it up. Fucking Dyphus and like, something about Dyphus.

Yeah. Use code group on the Dyphus website. Use the code group home on the Dyphist website. Yeah. That's just trying you use code Dyphus.

Next time you call Dyphus, make sure you say softbly sent you you, uh, and you get 10% off your child and then DM Tanner and Tanner and

Tanner will talk to you for like an hour. No, I won't. We're going to get an email from Diphis. Like, we have been getting a lot of calls from softwily and too. And then if you follow Isaac on Twitter as well and DMM saying that you're here from Diphis, he'll give you $1,000 PayPal. And Yombe will let you stay in his house for free.

No, I'm not. There's a lot of people. We'll be like, yeah, we can play Mario Card all night long and eat pizza. That sounds like a fun night. Do you have a pool, right? Yeah. And you get to swim in your pool. It's not even open.

It's probably dirty. You already sold it. Drunk's looking handsome right now. Okay, so use code group and get the new peach flavor. I think it's so good right now. For the viewers of home, drunk looks handsome. Peach flavor. Yeah.

Dumbail. Peach flavor. Pete flavor incredible. Hold that pose. Pete flavors. Oh, and the new sugar cup. It's a pirate babe. There's a baby.

There's got to balloons. Grunk is posing for, I guess, the thumbnail. There is. Has an acorn face. You're going to have to put like a graphic of the cup because that shit is so blown out with the lighting. Anyways. Yoshi versus Iraq in the comments.

Who's going to win? Who would win? And Shaq versus Diphis. Yeah. Before before. P.T. is the greatest fucking thing you will have. This thing is a dead thing. shit. It's so good.

It's pretty good. I want to lie. I'm going to happen tomorrow when I work out. Okay. I don't want to talk anymore. All right anyways, goodbye guys. Thank you. Oh, I'm the only one. Oh, all right, everyone. Forget it.