#90 - calm luhhh fit
00:05Put a motor tea, ladies.Welcome back to the group chat podcast.So 90.Wow, no one's ever done that.That's the first time it's been done.I just woke up, bro.What's going on?Welcome back to the cuckoo podcast.
00:20If it's not back in the clock, I'm going to get real pissed off.My name's Kwan.I'm joined here by Kwan, Kuan, Kuan.This guy wakes up, by the way.And he's, like, I guess,Kwan.Third week in a row, sorry Larry, you have to censor that.And Isaac wants to be Kwan because he's tired as hell.
00:34Welcome back to episode,90.Guys, for the next 10 podcasts.Yeah.Well, I figure.Oh my God.Oh, my God.Guess what?
00:44Big news.Big news.Yeah.We're getting a restock.We've been talking about it for a long time.Coming up in like a week.Use code Kwan.I think next week.
00:53It would be next week.By the time this podcast is up, it'll be next week.Right?Is my man right on that?I'm trying to look at the day.Verify?Verify?Early February.
01:02Yeah.Early February is our estimated.First week, first week of February is what we were told.No, dude.So, oh, yeah, we are getting restock.I'm excited, uh, A-F because we ran out of caffeine here, like a month and a half ago.No, we didn't.No, we didn't, Isaac.
01:18Huh?We have your eyebox.Bro, we have a lot of boxes full of caffeine.Where?We told you yesterday.In the kitchen.We told you, you said.We did say yesterday.
01:27Yeah, we did tell you.We were like, we have like, we have tons and tons of tubs over there in the area.We're not there are all caffeine.free.No.They're all caffeine.You guys made an elixir collector out of my water, my big water jug.That was empty.
01:42Was that caffeine?That one was.Because we want the caffeine.But we have caffeine as well.So there's a whole, so there's a stockpile of caffeinated lien somewhere in here that wecould sell for profit.You guys haven't sold it?Yeah.
01:53Because we want to drink it low gross.I'm living with Kuku business partners.Okay.These guys are.Oh no.The kookos are in the clocks, dude.The kooks are in the arms way out of the clock.We're not going to do this for the third week in a row.
02:04I can't do it.I agree.Thanks, guys.Arguing about Isaac waking up at a time that he doesn't wake up at.I just can't do it anymore.Yeah, everyone wants to listen, man.Thank you, Grunk.No, Grunk's not giving you the excuse.
02:17He's like, he's saying you fucked up.I'm over your shit.Yeah.Oh.You put that cuckoo back at the car.I'm snapping for Grum.I'm had it up to here.Hey.
02:29Oh, oh.Oh.Brunk.Yeah, what?You're here?I'm pretty sure, Isaac, I think the comments are also mad at you.Dude, I saw some comments.You were getting ripped in half bad.
02:41Yeah, I bet.Oh, there are still in their clock.People actually hate you in the comments, Loki.I'll be real.Oh, my God.Isaac.Isaac, listen, we pushed the podcast back 30 minutes.And we said, like, when we did that, we were like, okay, Isaac, you know to be up.
02:56Let's pretend like we're treating it like we're at the podcast at 2 o'clock instead of 2.30.And you just got up.And we started the podcast yet again late.Because you just got up.Try and wake up at 2 o'clock.That wasn't me.Be a responsible adult.Challenge.
03:11That wasn't me.Dude, there's no way.You were crazy.It wasn't even me, though.Yeah.So, guys, update on my life.I remember, if you remember last week on the podcast, I said I was having bowel issues.Yeah.
03:25So that happened.Yeah.So that happened.And I went to the doctor and he basically said, you got to stop eating that dog.Poop.And I was like, oh, I guess you're right.Right, because my diet consisted of, my diet consisted of greasy French fries covered inKoso and spicy chicken sandwich.
03:43Those were my two main courses every day.So fried meals and stuff?Yeah, and so that was causing me to have really bad diarrhea constantly throughout the day,a few times throughout the day.I went to the doctor, and he's like, okay, what are you going to do?You're going to track your food journal.You're going to have a food journal and track what you eat.And search up your diet.
04:02And then boom.literally immediate same day resultsjust from switching up what I ateI had a healthy assI'd switch from poopokay I switched from the spicy chicken sandwichto um to the eight countnugget um with Polynesian sauce
04:20and then and then I switchedyou can't be broyou did was chop up that chicken sandwichNo no no no no no noSitting your brains out eating spicyspicy foodsThe keythe key is that the nuggets are not spicy.
04:36They're just normal nuggets.He said stop eating dog poop and you said,okay, I'm going to eat dog poop, but it's not going to be spicy anymore.Yes, and it worked.Because look, when was the last time you have vegetables?Dude, food journals are for like little losers.Yeah, what is it say?It won't be able to read it.
04:53It's really hard to read.Okay, it says, here, I'll give you my what I ate the entire dayon the 21st of January.Okay.At 120, I had three granola bars, 440.Panda bowl with honey sesame chicken and fried rice and then and then I pooped at 510healthy and firm and then at 10 p.m. I had chicken strips.You're like okay this is good a little bounce that's like a lot of like fried foods
05:21that's all we got here that is I mean college dude it's like all like we can'tso I've always wondered I've always wondered you know what's better for you let's say you getlike two packs of instant ramen, not fried, but it's also processed ramen or like one chick-fil-Ameal because it's got protein and stuff in it.Probably a chick-fil-a meal.I would say chick-fil-A.Well, the chicken?You're talking about chicken?
05:44The chicken, chiquelay.I mean, you can get a salad from there or something.True.Salad?Chicken salad.Well, I mean, you have to think about the sodium with the ramen.That is like...That's what I was...
05:56There's no protein and it's all sodium.And it's a lot of calories that are just like empty that don't really benefit you.Isn't there some protein like a sodium?like a small amount of protein?Yeah, but I think we asked about thatAnd it was like,it was like nothing.It was like protein.
06:09Eight grams of protein.Go ahead.I forgot that I forgot it was.Yeah,it depends on the ramen.It was,I think it was 11 grams of protein for 560 calories.Well,
06:16what kind of protein?Horrible ratio.I don't think it's protein that'll make it.It's wheat.No,it's,I mean,protein is protein,
06:22but it's protein's from the wheatfrom the noodles.It might be a good substitute,gronk if you didn't want to eatlike full chicken strips at 10 p.m.maybe just,because like,I try to eat less,
06:32later in the day because I'll go to sleep hungryand every time I go to sleep hungry I usually feel finewhen I wake up.Right.So like maybe ramen is like just a200 calories pass out.If I don't go to bed fullfull as a bear, full as one of the three bears,
06:48Papa bear, I don't even sleep well.I don't even sleep at all.What's scary today though is I pooped earlier today, right?And it was normal, fine, it was chill.But now I already feel something brewing within me.Like now?right now.Do you,
07:03do you know,I feel like doctorshave no ideawhat they're talking aboutlike 99% of the timeand they're just like guessingand like just taking a guessand if it works
07:09let's think about it.You're 19, 20.They're gonna be like,all right,so he's relatively healthy.He hasn't had any likemajor problems in the past.Like I'm guessing he's fine.
07:16What's your diet looking like?What's your exercise level looking like?All right,well, you go do the workerand then come back to meand we'll have an update later.I don't know.I just like they're like,
07:23it's all just like,just testing.Just like what's going on.Let's figure out later.like going on statistics like okay statisticallyspeaking you're 19 you're pretty healthystatistically speaking you'reI'm an anomaly. Oh here
07:40I'm a statistical anomaly.When we're talking about I had to get my gallbladderremoved at 17. That is true.That is statistical anomaly. That isanomaly. Dude. Did Italk about this on the, sorry, go ahead.I was just going to say what makes your gallbladder go bad in thefirst place? I don't know. I don't know.
07:58It's not, it wasn't even like I was eating thatshitty. It was probably just because I didn't eat enoughvegetables or something.That's what I was just about to ask you?You kept on, yeah, when was the last time you had vegetables?Here?I mean, before the removal.That and I guess now.
08:13Okay, so right now, the last time I had vegetables.Back at home.No, dude, I agree with drunk.When I was his age, I don't think I ever ate a vegetable.Like, I've been eating apples from time to time.I know, I know.I know.That was, like, that's all I got.
08:29I had tears from the age.I didn't start drinking water until I was like21 or 20 years old.Okay, I'm not that bad. I swear on everything in my life.Water is important.I will literally die.I still don't eat vegetables, bro.I just be eating like chicken and shit.
08:44No.I do like, I like pineapple.I like pineapple, banana apple.Those are on veggies, bro.Just like fruits.But fruits are like cheat code because they're sugary and sweetand like they just taste good.They're juicy.
08:56There's nothing bad about a fruit.Vegetables are like hard, sometimes like dry.Yeah.Bitter.Very bitter.Yeah.I feel like a quest I have to complete to get dessert.In onion.
09:06I won't do it.Oh,I mean onions and peppers on my sandwiches and stuff.So there's my vegetable intake.You know,it's a life hack.It's like taking any vegetable ever and just like covering it in some olive oil and salt and pepper and garlic powder and just making it in the oven.Making it unhealthy.
09:21Oh, dude.It's so good.It's so good.Taking a vegetable and.Yeah,but if that's what you have to do to eat a piece of broccoli, grunk, it's worth it.If that's what you have to do to eat a piece of broccoli, grunk, it's worth it.If you're making broccoli with chicken,
09:32you've got to cook the broccoli in the same broththat the sugar was cooking and then you get the same flavor.Okay.My dad's ignorant a.F. That guy will not eat broccoliunless it's covered in that cheese.Yep.That's the
09:43Recyce rice casserole.That's a Thanksgiving mandatory item.I'd eat broccoli if it was covered in sugar andcheese.Sugar.Chodorium and candy.Sugar.You're like high.
09:58What happened?Did you freeze?Gras.Gras.I think.All right.All right.He's better.
10:09He's better.I think,I don't know if it's you guys.I think it might be your guys' internet, to be honest, because like myall saw each other perfect.It was on the other phrase.Wait,how does that work if we're on the same internet?
10:22True.Who's right?Are we technically on a land at that point?So like we're fine.We see.No way.We have a land.Land party.
10:29All of them start moving.Did you imagine if your EUS was like your landlike you played at the data center?You played at the big server?You were just hosting.You know that right now in this callwe're in the Brazilian server?No.
10:41Oh my God.Oh no.Oh, no.Oh, no.Did we have any prompts?Did we have any prompts from last week's podcast?Did we ever?No, I'm going to be honest with you,
10:51the first post I saw when I went to the hashtagwas a big pile of shit on the toilet.And it was really, and it was bad.Like, I'm not talking like some.normal ass, like healthy, like grunk was talkinglike, hey, I'm talking like, like hot.I'm talking like a bowl of chilipoured down the toilet, kind of
11:07like, dude, that was bad.And then I look down and it's just a guylike busted out with like yummy hoodie.So I mean, that's kind of goat.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Shout out Caleb.Wait, didn't you say, what about the dude that I rose last week?Oh, Rob.
11:20Yeah.I believe he was named Rob.If I'm wrong, I apologize.Rob has an update.I actually have to go.Okay, you guys go look through outfits real quick.I am going to try to look for him real quick.apologies Rob.
11:31Again, I mean, because I look pretty goofy this week.I'm wearing a big funny jacket. Oh, my God.Dude, did you know that in the UK, they callBaked Potatoes Jacket Potatoes? Like, bra,what kind of jacket do you wearing?Acket Potato.Well, they call jackets and jumpers, somakes sense.
11:45That's a jump of potato.Wait, no, they call Swedish jumpers.Scratch that.All British people, sorry.Sorry about that.F scratched that.British people are just weird, dude.I'm not going to lie.
11:54Whoa.They're kind of chill, though.I mean, they're kind of chill, but they're weird.What is the hashtag?the group chat podcast.Yes, sir.Oh my God.There's dinosaur dill...
12:04On this hashtag.Wait, someone did show their...What's wrong with you people?It's a ad, grunk.That's for you specifically.We don't see that.What are you trying to say here?We can't show that on the podcast.
12:17You know little bit.Um...Eh.This is what's got to funny.Wait, I guess...Wait, I found the Rob Distrack.I found the Rob Distrack.Oh, this guy's our Matt Mont.
12:27This track.Rob.This is my yummyThis is my yummy district, yep, but there it is.We can't listen to that?Can we?I have no idea.Let me listen to it really quick.
12:38I'll give you my reaction.I miss the old yummy, straight up from the go yummy,chop up the soul yummy, sit on his goals, yummy.I hate the new yummy, the bad mood, yummy.The always rude yummy, spazzing the news, yummy.I miss the sweet, yummy.Chop up the beats, yummy.It's all good words.
12:57I said I clicked off.Why?Why?Because he said, he was trying to be Kanye a little bro.He said, I missed the, oh, you know what I'm just the whole, you know what?Yeah, he didn't, you know what I didn't even change the lyrics.Let me hear, let me hear, let me hear, let me hear.I'll play the lyrics, brigh.
13:13He didn't, that's all he did the whole time.That's all he did.I missed the, oh, yummy.Can I play it out?I'm not going to play it out.No, but hold on, hold on, hold on.This guy's got the Vittmont with the Adidas pants and the, what of those like A6 shoes?Is that real?
13:29ventmont? What are we lookingat? He trapping off to wish.comDang.What's your bestPanda Express outfit?Panama, Panama.Panda Express.I got,
13:42I get my pre-rolls off.All right, we're going tomute that. So a timestamp.Oh my God.You should see the dangmy chart, my like sound chart.This is the best podcast of all time.I need to show you guys to this guy.
14:00No, this guy looks like he'd be best friends with Gros.I want to look to know something.Everything could be fixing post.Yes, he looks.Look, check it out.That's Groin's best friend that he doesn't know yet.And it's also a fire off an ass outfit.Wait, that kind of looks like, what's his name?
14:14Yeah, I'm not going to lie.Malcolm in the middle?No, no, what's his name?Do he?No, he's a conjuretor.What's his name?The one that everyone makes...Dude, you're not giving us anything.
14:25You're just saying, what's his name?Oh, my God.Alex, the guy from the middleers got his nuts bit by his son.spider and they were swollen.Huh?Bro, this guy I actuallytook fit check to the next fucking level.Luigi looking ass boy.
14:39That's Peter Griffin.Bro, Louis-Peter Griffin?It is Peter Griffin.I thought he's about to put on a big green jacket and go jump in agreen pipe.Eat a mushroom.Those are green pants, dude.
14:53Or a big vacuum and suck up a ghost.I got so fire fits.I tell you what.The confidence is through the roof.Yeah, there's one.fit on there that saysBe brutally honestYou know
15:04I'll find itHang onLet me scroll really quickThis is this person hereThis is a one of the posterThis is likeAn embodiment of meIn like middle school I think
15:13What theOhOhYeahYeahWait no nowNickCan you have that
15:20This is likeHellYou got you gotYou got the taperedJogger cargoesPlusPlus JapaneseTex Kirby
15:29With a veryvery bright bluedudeand likeNike shoes that you usefor runningit's likeflat hair
15:40you knowthere's some workthat could be done herethere's some workthat could I see this right nowyou just think that you're justyou know it all manyou're right
15:49hold on okayoh my godthere's two things in this picturethere's two things onehe's hanging out at the20 and one shoplook at the backhis shoes are a size
16:0040. Wait, that's Daniel Larson, brother.It's not even a viewer.Who is Daniel Larson?That's not Daniel Larson.That is Daniel Larson.Dude, it doesn't it look like Daniel Larson?That is really Daniel Larson.Whoa.
16:15You look like Daniel Larson, bro.That looks like Daniel Larson.I'm losing it. I'm so tired.Help!Help!What's happening?What is happening in this spot?I think he's yelling because our Discord.
16:30is lagging, bro.God doesn't want us to make this shit.We're in power and third code group.We're going through.That doesn't want us to do it.He's stopping us for why.Oh, look at where he just disappeared.You got that name Austin Wi-Fi, bro.
16:46The Austin Illanette don't got it like it.The audio is going to be like perfect, but like,you know, it's going to be a perfect way to be lagging.Wait, can we do a special feature?This guy asked how his deck was for Class.Royale. All right.Motherfucker, you paid a win with that eliteValcary. I know you didn't unlock that shit legit already, bro.
17:06I'm hands off.Tell me how you got a level 11 mirror.You have a level 15 mini pecc.And then you have the Evo Valkyrie.Get out of here, bro.Actually get out of here.Trust his grind.Trust his grind.
17:18He ain't grind and he's paid a win.What's paid a win about that?I don't, I mean, I don't play the game.Because this card leveling, it doesn't, it doesn't.Okay, if he, okay, like, look, he has a level 15 card.You see that, right?And that's like max.That's so max.
17:30It's ridiculous.It takes so long and get there.He doesn't even have 50 epic cards for his level 11 mirror, bro.It's embarrassing.Yeah, this guy's going to rush tower all eight.Dude, one, one balloon and your entire tower is gone.Like, you think a baby dragon stopping ass?Watch the baby dragon.
17:45I'd rate your deck like a four out of ten because you're paid a win.Get out of you.Yeah.This one is straight to you because it relates to you.Oh, yeah.It's mine.It's mine.Hey, you post it.
18:00Yeah, yeah, yeahThe viewers for the streetsDude, when Yummy said thatThere was a ripple and a shockwave around the worldLike, and everyone felt itLike everyone felt something offIt always, yeah, tremors every like few monthsOn like gimmick accounts
18:18Yeah, it's pretty annoying stillIt's like a Facebook thingWhich I am the streetsI think the funniest part of that whole thingIs like the picture will come backAnd it'll have more noiseAnd more like discoloration240p
18:31Like it gets lowerAnd lower qualityEvery single timeIt gets screenshotedIs that a photo you still have on your phoneFrom the odor?Yeah I have the originalThe original untouched
18:39You can sell that as an interviewNo one has itNo one hasn'tTake his phoneSomebodyI missed thatOh yummyOh actually I found it on my own tweet
18:48So I could show you the differenceI got to listenThat whole thingJust give a secondNonsense yummyLike look how bad it getsLike how quicklyIt just gets ruined
18:56Like how does that happenOhYou're like editing it.Yes.There's like a fucking mustache on my door.Like that's not there in your life.Dude.That makes the photo look fake.
19:11It's been so many phones, dude.It's been uploaded and downloaded.Yeah.You have pictures like a prostitute.How many lives have you affected?I love.Oh my God.Look at the top.
19:24The very, very top right.That's a scroll bar.Isn't that?Like on the side.So that's screen.Out of two.it's an iPhone Twitter repost screenshotlike this is bad here
19:34volume barcall todayall right Isaac what are he sayinghe literally just replacedKanye with yummyfor almost half the songbut I went to his TwitterI was like surely he like had some sort of rebuttal
19:48like a new fitbut the only thing I could find was thiswhich was himjust laughing to be onyeah he was just he was happy to be hereSo that's sorry, dude.Sorry, I made a mistake.I rate the streets outfit, five out of ten, because if you had the other half, it'd be ten.
20:07You just a little mad.Guys, guys, I need to, please.I need to go to the bathroom and poop.Oh my goodness gracious, bro.I can be quick, though.I can be quick, though.I'll hold it for as long as I physically can.Bro, have you guys been seeing these diagrams of like the craziest sex positions on Twitter?
20:28Is that only me?Yeah, where there's like squatting over and it'll be like number 837.It'll be like monkey bounce and he's like upside down on like a couch leg.Wait, who?It's just like random shit on Twitter right now all the time.Okay, I'm ready.Okay, you ready?Set.
20:46Go.Timer, here we go.All right, ladies gentlemen, I have a timer going for Grug's poop.Audio listeners at home.Grunk has to use the poop room.The poop.He might be back.He's got to go past the spicy sandwich.
20:58I feel like everyone I know.who is a part of the grouphave like really insanely long poops.No, dude, I've never had one long one.Really? Then you're like me.I'm the goat. But like Larry, Larry or Nick,like they, it's over.Yeah. Larry's bad. I've pulled out some pythons out of me.
21:17I'm not going to lie. They've been quite long.I've gripped, dude.If there's anyone that I think is pretty long, Isaac, it's you.You're shitting me.Okay, oh, I forgot they shirt in a bathroom, dude.They had a bathroom together.Have you guys looked at each other?Like, have you guys walked in and you see the other person's like just?
21:39No, because I flush my poops down in the toilet.They go bye-bye.How many times did he not flushes peepe?Isaac, go ahead.You literally, that was one of the biggest issues is you always not flushing your piss.I walk and he's like, and you argue with me that the toilet bowl was just turning yellow from the amount of piss that was put into the toilet.was true because I'll think you rememberthe second dude
22:01no no there was likethere was a horrible terrible brown stainall over that I had to get bytoilet cleaner and likescrub your shitoff the toiletI have never once talked about itwe're not having a poopie
22:15this topic sucksI'll just go poo for poo right nowit's the second timepoop for poo right nowno no no no nopoop castno group fart dudedude if the cuckoo's not put back
22:24it's like when I sayI'm just likeYou know, I'm gonna get mad.I'm just sharing a funny story.Listen, you're allowed to laugh at the fact that you rebuttaled me and said thatthat that was just too much yellow urine in the toilet.But it was, you just never flushed.No, it was, dude, I swear to God, granted, granted, maybe I forgot to flush my super
22:44translucent pee every once in a while, but that toilet was yellow.And I cleaned it, hell.Dude.That shit looking better.Check what happened.We got the Ferrari jacket.We on the Bay Area.somewhere in Florida.
22:58In the last house,would we have the...Four out of ten.Scorpion problem.The infestation.Where a scorpion would have fallen into your toiletand lived for days.Instead, it was corroded away
23:10by your radiated pissthat you left to the toilet ball for days.There's zero thank you's going around.No one said thank you for saving the world.Can we talk about how...He could have crawled anywhere.The only person in his entire housethat actually got affected
23:24and hurt by one was yummy.Yeah.Yeah.Not once. Wait, was it twice?No, it was only once.But it never happened in the house where there was an infestation.It only happened in this house where we saw one.We saw one, and the one that we saw was the one that fucking stung me in my sleep and woke me up.
23:41You came up to the B bag.It's like that Campbell's Chicken noodle soup.He's like the Campbell's Chicken noodle soup where like it watched us leave the other houseand then come all the way here.So I followed us all the way over and then.That's Chef Boyardee.Yeah.Wait, that's Chef Boyardee?
23:56Yeah.Where she's like, but I love Chef and it's like me.It like falls off the shelves and it rolls and it rolls all the way down the street.Was it Chef Boyardy?I thought it was Campbell.Oh my God, it was.I love Chef.I swear to the Lord it was.
24:08Yeah, that's, why do you got to bring him in?That's Scorpion.He stung me twice on my foot, I'm pretty sure because he stung me and I was like,and I'm going back to bed.And then you went, wake up, beast.And then I saw him and that was like the most like panic fear ever.Did I tell you for like four days, five days after that?every time I went to sleep, I'd wake up in the middle of the night
24:26and I thought there was like a scorpion in my bed.Were you like looking around everywhere?I would like wake up doing this.And I was like, oh my God, I got to go back to bed, bro.It's happening.I remember in the last house when you said there was a scorpion in the bathtub at the top,like on the second floor, which somehow with that, how do you get a that?You know what I mean?
24:44I was a little, I was a little sketch.Apparently they do go through the pipes.What's up?Apparently they do.Apparently they do go through the pipes.Yes.Okay.So that one that was in Isaac's toilet, probably just.
24:54somehow. Me and Tanner,when we've heard of that, me and Tanner used to check the toiletall the time when we go to the bathroom.I'll see him walk into the bathroom. He'll go like,like, okay, we're good.I was so freaked out. I would look, open it, close it,flush it, and then if I had a shit, I would sit down.I did not trust anything.
25:10Every time I go to the bathroom, I flush it partially because I just want theliquids out, but also, you ever see that fucking video,the person that flushes it and the spider comes out?And he's like trying to get, uh-uh, uh-uh.I can't do it.Ah, we talked about it.Dude, we talked about his last podcast again.But God, dude,
25:26I hate it.This is a spider.Spiders and toilets.Dude, we're just...It's a fear, man.We're freaking out.We've got to go to therapy.I'm scared.
25:34I'm scared of spiders and snakes.Nah, you wouldn't play lethal.You wouldn't play lethal.There's a big ass spider.That was a big problem, dude, that lethal company had a giant spider and people werelike, uh-oh.This is not good.Because then they had to, like, make a setting.
25:48I don't know if it was already in the game or not,but they had to make a setting where they had to remove the spider.I recentlyLike people wouldn't see it?YeahAll right big babiesLike grow upThe fucking fake spider
26:00Like what's nextYou're gonna get fake robbedAnd you're gonna cryLike in a video gameFake robbedLike somebody robs youA GTA5And you're like
26:06If you're being robbedAnd they remove itCan we uhCan we talk aboutIs prettyI'll go aheadI was just gonna sayLike wouldn't you want to face your fears
26:15Like if you're actually scaredThat muchLike wouldn't you want to have experienceYou gotta go to fear factorThat's what you sayJoe Rogan he'll put you through itGo and make it and afraid.How about that?
26:24There's a fear factor challenge where they had these nutting fish.Eels.They were like nutting eel fish.And there was like one person was in the tank with all these nutted fish that were nutting.And then they had like they were producing, they were producing like this crazy goopy slime that was like thicker than Spider-Man's like clams.And then they'd have to like, they'd have to like grab it and like sling it and like slap it to the side of the tank.and catch it in like a bucketand the other person had to like
26:53drink it or somethingwhat the fuck dudethat was that was that like aI have a fear of eels getting slung aroundhit to the wall and then slime comes downthey were timed and they were like coldthey were like frozen nutting fishwe were like two fits
27:11yeah you guys fits is our funfits is coolshout out fitsyou guys gotta doyou guys gotta do dude do betterdo better fitscan we talk about some current events real quickyeah two different ones I got
27:27on my mind the first oneis the fucking Super Bowl that's going to happen sooncan we talk about it go Ravens go Ravensno we have a really crazy team gameand Cheats. Yommy and Tannerheard me say this they've heard mebitch about it for so long but I just got to put it outin the public just in case I'm right
27:45if Travis Kelseyif they winoh wait home. I'm just a Ravens yeah I'mI'm just saying if the chiefs win, is it 49ers, Chiefs?Which one is it? Chiefs, right?We have two games coming up.We have the Chiefs v. Ravens, and we have 49ers v. Lions.Versus and Lions, yes.
28:03Yes.I'm saying after that.Ravens are going to win.Ravens are going to win.If the Ravens don't win and then the Chiefs make it to the Super Bowl,and then again, they win again.And Travis Kelsey has back to back to back best games,I think it was a plot scripted by the NFL that.
28:18Well, that's what everyone is thinking right now.Right.He's going to come down on a big platform.farm.Don't you think that it's a plot to get more women to like like the NFL so they get more viewers.Yeah.It's jeerzy.Dude, we've been,
28:32you know,their ticket sales went up like 35% like,yeah,and sell their viewers since 2018.They've been on a decline.They've always been on an incline every single year.Every average was an incline.I'm going to be real.
28:46It's,I don't think it's a lack of interest or viewership.I think it's because of an increase in crack streams and redistribution of,legal broadcasting.Probably, yeah.People are like,Guitar Hero and watching it.I mean,
28:57I'm gonna be real.I wasn't like the biggest fanof the Super BowlBlackland Code was happening upand a lot of other people weren't.That's when they were down.It's a new generation.So like finally,
29:08and I'm seeing it both in the NBAand the NFL,there was like a gap where,you know,it's like the end of a legacylike, you know,dying out of like all the superstarsin the leagues.
29:18Uh-huh.But now there's like a bright futurefor both NFL and NBAthat's...We should build up hype for Travis Kelsey to, I don't know.There needs a lot of context that gets people involved in the sports,and a lot of it has to do with, like, rivalry.It has to do with people, like, starting to break records and shit like that.
29:33So there's a lot of that that's happening in the NBA right now.That's, like, super interesting to watch.All I'm going to say about the whole thing is that if the chiefs do win,it might be, it might be rigged.I don't know.It seems like.I think that it's rigged.I think it's rigged.
29:48The NFL has poured in.Think about Taylor Swift,and how much money she made just from touring.Billion dollars.Oh my God.Yeah.And now think about how often she's at these NFL gamesand how often their propaganda of having in a relationship with Travis Kelsey is.
30:01The NFL's dumped in too much money for them not to get a dub.Dude, Isaac, I was, so we were watching, right?We were just watching the game.And randomly there was like an interview happening.I think it was a mid-interview with Mahomes at the very end of the game.And they just randomly zoomed in on Taylor Swift's, like, reactions.Or they randomly zoomed it.And like, from, like, whatever, Kelsey were in there.
30:22And then over to Taylor Swift to show her.I was like, oh, my God.They know.Obviously, they know.It is shameless.Yeah.Everyone's aware.But, like, I think at the end of the day, with the way that the Chiefs of Bill's game was officiated, it didn't really seem rigged.
30:36That'll be real.Like, neither team was getting a lot of calls.It was a pretty even game.Yeah.I think they just won, like straight up.I heard the, I heard Petty.Nah.Nah.
30:45No, Bill's played pretty butt.Josh Allen played great, but, like, his receivers were like.they had broken hands like digs was buttI don't even know who that isdude he was he there was like one really long throwit had to be a 50 yard 60 yard throwhe had it in his hand it just fell right throughhe was like sponsor about oh football
31:06I think that would have won the gameI like how it was just poop cashed in football todayyeah all I know is if I if I was like 13 I'd be eating this shit upso I think it's working whatever they do you know whatI had an I had anepiphany at one point where I got really sad and I was like damn dude like when I was like 10 1112I knew I knew like every player's name in the NBA and I was so invested in everyone and I knew likeeven the role players like sixth men like everyone like in the whole league and then I was like
31:33did you used to pretend that you were LeBron growing up sports nerd I was Kobe bro I was Kobe all dayI hated LeBron growing up why I uh because he was like there's a little bitch and Kobe wasbetter and everybody was like so he was so he was LeBum he was LeBum growing upIs that?Lebum team?He didn't even have LeBum status yet.He was just fucking trash.Damn.
31:54Was he even good back then though?Like, he was good.Yeah, he was good.But, like, he got Kobe comparisons way too early.But he, yeah, no, I mean, he ultimately had a better career than Kobe for sure at this point.Jordan.But regardless, I was like, damn, I need to get invested into sports again because it is so much fun and so interesting.And I know people who do, like, $5 sports bets just to, like, have more interest in the game.
32:17Mm-hmm.because it makes the stakes a little bit higherbecause I never got fully into itI mean I never had a startI did have a start but I never got fully into itbecause it was just I only got into likeWWEDo you know what I want to do is
32:29Put like I want to put like 50 bucks on a gameAnd go down to San Antonio and watchVictor Wimbenyama playBecause he's a he's a freakHuge nameDo you think that sports betting ruinedOr helped or do you think it was like a double-edged swordDo you think that in one way
32:45It like allowed for people to be interestedbut on the other it opened the potential for more rigging to happen like what do you think do you thinkthat sports bet that's what it takes for you to be interested in sports and i got bad news um well i meanfor some people that's all it takes you know like they have a little bit of risk involved likei'll watch this game and then it's just it's more exciting it makes it more exciting for surei think that like if you go into gambling with the expectation of winning period it's yourfault if you're mad when you lose if it's rigged or whatever like you well you should never go in thinkingoh i'm gonna win big i'm even talking about bigger picture like um
33:22undisclosed like you remember okay so like for example years and years ago it was um it was umit was i by power right eye by power in counterstrike for example they threw a game becausethe odds of them winning were so high but they bet on the other team they had uh had it was solike they actually just threw the game that's why they got kicked out and so so here's thePlayers can't do that, but I believe referees can.Referees can.Yeah, I don't think players can really do that.Have there been, like, without it looking really obvious?
33:51Have there been instances of, like, referees being really obvious about the fact that they've...Yeah, dude, so there was a game less than a month ago.I think it was the Lakers versus the Raptors, I believe.And in the fourth quarter, the Lakers had, like, 20-something free throws, and I think the Raptors only had two.Which is, like, a 20-point swing is insane, just off, like, fouls, foul call.Like as a referee, your job is to try to keep the game like evenly officiated on both sides.So like there's like 50-50 calls where like you're not sure like exactly who the ball went out of bounds on.Like your initial call needs to be like, I need to keep this game balanced somewhat unless it's obvious or if the replay shows, blah, blah, whatever.
34:28It makes it harder in the NBA.But especially with fouls, you got to keep that shit even.So like 20 to 2, that's at that point that's rigging in my opinion for sure.It's so hard I feel like nowadays for somebody to like rig it, especially with all the technology and all theangles and who's watching it all too.Right.You know, it does make, it still puts into question.They need to put a little iPhone in the ball that records everything.
34:53And you'll figure a lot of things out.He's coming closer and further away.That's like the next chapter of mic'd up.It's like ball, ball cam.Ball cam.Ball cam.Okay, but VR.You get to live watch the game is in VR.
35:11You'd get sick.That would be so...Bling.I would actually...Everywhere.Everywhere I'd puke.Larry, I'm going to mention it.Yesterday I made...
35:23And this is not the main topicthat I wanted to talk about as well.I was going to talk about Pal World,but, like, I'll mention something first.Yesterday, Larry called me a bitchif I didn't buy something.You asked him to.Say, call me a bitch, man.
35:40Call me a bitch.And he did.You're like, yeah, well, look at that.All right, you got me.Because I asked, I said, what don't make, okay, this is all leading up.Wait, why don't we can just do it?Yeah, yeah.I said, what don't make you do it?
35:52You're like, I don't know, someone call me a bitch.I was like, all right, bitch, come on, go buy then.And I pressed the buy button.And what he bought was.The Apple ProVision, the VR.No way.What can you really do with that?Dude, I don't know, like watch like porn of the art.
36:10Text your mom, watch porn.You should send one to me.Text people.You say like Apple.Let me change the world real quick.Isaac.I'm pretty sure you can use your hands.Like,
36:18yeah,just have a keyboard like this.So it's weird.It's really weird because the way,it doesn't have a controller.So the way you like interact,you know how you have a controller.You press a button.
36:27You have to,you have to,um,you look at some.Thanks,I learn.Also,yeah, bless you.
36:32You look at something and then you tap your fingers like that.And then it selects it.Oh my God.Oh my God.Oh my God.The memes of us going like this and like,that's real.Yeah.
36:40That's technicallyLike they were showing the previewAnd to see to make like let's say you're watching a movieAnd you want to make the screen breakerYou have to pinch the cornerAnd move it downWait I saw somebody have glasses that played a movieI think it was from Sony
36:55And it literally looked like a full like theater screenWhen does it come out?When do you get it?Comes out like I get it in a monthReally? Yeah I pre-erbered itOh can I come over? YeahYeahI want to do a vlog with it
37:07Like I want to see I want to go outTo like a mall with itand see like the looks that you get.But dude, dude,I don't,would you really do that?Doesn't it feel weird how Apple is like dropping it?I worked out in this.
37:18Oh,hell no.I don't care.Doesn't it feel weird how Apple is dropping it like really like they,I don't know how to put into words where it feels weird.Yeah,it feels like way so soon like way.Like I feel like it just premiered.
37:31They just,they just,they just,they just,they just,they just,like,I don't know.
37:36They were talking about like,this is it,the future.Welcome to it.And then they're like,Exactly.Two weeks later, they're like, pre-order now.All I'm going to say is if they steal my face shit, I really don't care.
37:47Like, it's just another me in this world, I guess.I mean, that's either good or bad.People already have our face shit.They do.Dude, 23 and me.Yeah.How about face ID for starters?You have to, like, send them a 3D scale of your face.
37:59You do.Yeah.You have to send them a fingerprint of your finger on the iPhone 5.What were the requirements, Nick, before you bought it that they asked of you?Your blood type.Your weight, your height.So I go on to Google Chrome, and then it says that I have to go onto Safari.So once I go on to Safari, they, they tell me that, what was that?
38:22Nothing.I got jump scared by the loudest audio of all time.You're good.Oh, my bad.So after I go onto Safari, they tell me that I have to download the app or update my Applestore app.So after I do that, then I'm able to start the process.And I have to do this whole face scanning thing, like, once and then twice.
38:38They measure the shape of your head.They ask if you have any prescription glasses or no prescription at all, whatever.Wow.And after that, because they will get lenses inside of it.Wow.No way.No way.Oh shit.
38:50Yeah.Wow.And then after that, because, you know, think about it, you're supposed to see the outside world as well.But if your prescription changes, though.Then your bones.That's a lot of thing.Your bones.I don't know.
39:02If I'd imagine it's something they can remove and replace pretty easy.Yeah, I would imagine that too.And also, I didn't buy AppleCare.So it was $500.No.You did not, you dude, what?I did not, girl, I did not.I know.
39:13Girl, you're mischievous A.F.Girl, you're dumb A.F.What do you do?You live in a house with five guys.You live in a house of the crazy skills.Cook me a burger.Give me a burger.Give me a burger.
39:26Give me a burger.Prize, prize, prize.So I'm looking at this thing and they're called Xreal Air 2 Pro A.R.Glasses.Oh, is that from Sony?Augmated reality.It's not, they're not Sony.I thought it was Sony.
39:38Yeah, they are.They are, but they're not like the Apple ones.They're like...For your phone screen and I think like Netflix and shit like that.Augmented reality glasses.And you know what?You know what else?When I went out and I was shopping like around Christmas time, Raybans actually has a...
39:55Camera sunglasses that constantly records for like safety and stuff like that.And it has like speakers that only like you can't hear it if I'm like from here to here to you.Like I couldn't hear what you're hearing.It has like that noise isolating.hidden in the frame of the glasses, which is insane.There's a guy on TikTok named Bryn who makes content with that,and he just goes around and has these insane interactions with people.He, like, plays this character where he's, like, just a weird guy.
40:24They're so low profile, you can't tell that there's cameras in him.Yeah, he's like, hey, buddy.You want to taste?No, thanks.It's sardine paste.No, thanks.It's delicious.No, I'm fine.
40:40And he says some shit.That's weird,yeah.That's weird,yeah,he says,he says,no, no, no, no,
40:45he says,he says,he's like,oh,I remember you.We were,like,like hog washing back
40:52in 92 or some shit.And the other guysjust like,yeah,yeah.Oh,you talk about the guythat goes in Walmart,
40:58he just makes peopleuncomfortable.I hate those,I hate that content.I actually hate that contentwith a passion.Dude,no,
41:04there was,there was,I've seen so funny one with,um,they'll go to like an old personand they'll say one thing.And then the old person will be like, sorryAnd then they'll like say it normally the second time
41:12Like say something elseI can't think of an example butI like this oneHey heyDo you know where the penis are?Sorry what?Do you know where the peanuts are?Oh those are so lame
41:24I hate that I did come across that videoThat was so lameThere was some really stupidLike brand deal thingPeople were doing for a while and they were likeWalk out of somebody like heyDo you want to bang?Hey
41:35OhDo you want a bang?And they'd be like excuse me?I'm just want toa bag, it's a drink, you're a bag?It's the same thing as like,dude, that's like 2016 in YouTube where it's like,he goes up to the cops, you guys want
41:46Coke? You guys want Coke?You guys want Coke? You guys want Coca-Cola?It's like, oh,you got him, dude. They were aboutarrest you. They were so ready to tase you andshoot you, dude. They all, were in the right there,dude. It was just Coca-Cola,guys. It was Coke-cull. I have a hard
42:02time watching those tips of videos. I get such second-handembarrassment. No, I, dude, II love my like treasure trove is those like 2016.I don't remember if it's 2017.Prank videos where it's like prinking in the hood.And they'll just get their asses kicked left and right.Eat the Bradbury.Yeah.
42:21I made that Bradbury.Today I'm gonna pull down the pants of a random ass dude walking.You'll literally go down the street, pull down some guy's pants and then just getting knocked out.And then like that was the whole video.Like, all right, cool.It'd be such a funny me candy video.Like he just keeps getting the shit beat out of him.Every video he starts, he has like another black guy or like another bruise and bump on his head.
42:42I hate that show.I hate that time of YouTube.I hate it so much.Or whatever that one guy's name was.That was where, dude, that was when H-Dh-Dh-H-T-H3 was like bang and he was.You want to know what I hate?But that was like also the either the Gold Digger Prank channel or that it was the same guy that would walk up and like hit up.If I flip this coin and it lands on heads, you have to kiss me.
43:04And he walks up to a guy with a girl.And he's like, well, land.Hands on heads and they just make out for like 20 seconds.Wait, where?In his mommy makeout day.All audio is there.It's like lab down the water's chin.This is really like this made me so uncomfortable.
43:20And this made everybody uncomfortable.But there was one video he did.I know he's talking about it.There was one video he did where I'm not kidding you.I don't know.Obviously they're all staged.But like the girl was like a mom.It was like the whole thing was like, I'm hitting on moms, whatever.
43:34And she was holding this kid's hand.And they were making out for so long while holding that kid's hand.And it was all on video.Like they were just recording it for like, like, dude, it all, it went off for so long.And the kid was like looking and then he'll look away and he'll look.Dude, it was so, it was the, that was like, all right.That was, sweetie, mommy needs to make 500 bucks from being in a YouTube video.Yeah, worst parent award.
43:57What about the ones?There's like a recent.There's a recent one.You have like, you know, the gold digger ones, the flip a calling, you have to make it out with my face.And there's the ones where they're carrying like a cake.They're carrying like a cakeAnd they go upThey're like
44:08Damn girlFat cakeBig juicy cakeAnd she's likeExcuse meAnd she turns around as cakeAnd she's likeWait that'd be lit
44:21That's how it goesGiant carrotGiant carrotBig juicy cakeGotGuysI found the channelBy the way
44:31WhatWhat's your channel?YeahSo it was calledBrank InvasionThat was a guy's nameIs he still a YouTube?No.
44:41If I couldn't adapt for the times.The last one to stop, they could out with me in this circle.It's $500.Dude, prank, invasion.That's, I just feel like a mothership.It's like, oh, dang, girl.Oh, next one.Who is the, uh, I was going to say how I hate, like, I hate the current.
44:59So people just got bored for some reason and decided to get people like neon popular,but tallies back for some reason.What the hell are you guys thinking?for some reason.That Jack kid, who I hate more than anyone, is popular for some reason.Like, what the, who the fuck is making these people popular at all?It's all cake.It's all cake.
45:18It is, yeah.It is so annoying.Like, it is like bottom of the barrel content.Shit, dude.The most, like, horrible, annoying human beings on planet earth.I think what Kik did was they picked, like, four of the worst human beings alive and theninvested a lot of money to make them famous.This is our malrushmore of our platform.
45:32Yeah, because they need, they need to have, like, you know how Twitch, you know, you thinkof Twitch and you think of, like, the kingpins.That started on Twitch.Who the hell started on K.Who is that?Aiden R.He got like XQC.Aiden Ross.
45:44Sotomayton.He's not on kick.So about kick, right now.No, I'm talking about Twitch.Twitch.So to Poppin.Who became.Tyler 1.
45:53Yeah.Some at 1G, brum.They have a butt ton of them.You know what else is crazy?Huh?They're all getting like,dude, like, no offense to anybody in specific.I'm not saying any names here,
46:03but I'm noticing a trend that like a lot of people that are streamersthat used to be,at the top of everything in the entire planetare like getting a lot more oldand a lot more cynical and like a lot more negativeand I feel like people don't fuck with that as muchand they don't want to watch someone just play gamesand like bah, call duty and the cheaters
46:20and bah! And then peoplelike Koso and Jinxi are blowing up and they'reactually like happy all the time and just having a good timeon stream and like they're never just likeman I hate life and I just want togo home and just go tosee every stream was like I don't want to playme of six anymore guys I really don't
46:36I'm quitting next week or I'm not quittingIf he complained more than three times, his viewers were cut.Yeah, but I have to admit, I heard, dude, jinxie, his ability to, like, put on,jinkey, jinxie, jinkie, stop, you're going to make me actually say it again.He, like, has this weird David Goggins accent where he just, like, starts speaking, like,a motivational guy.He was, like, quote of the day, if you hate your life, it's, like, super deep, and he, like,looks into the camera, gets all up in my face and starts breathing on me and shit.
47:06I actually watchJNC more than nextI watch XQC nowI watch XQC is like a bad personnowHe fell offHe was likeI got an RV on my wrist
47:18And I hate innocent peopleIt's likeWho even are you?What is he do now?What he's talking about?He just plays GTA all dayHe plays GTAThen I think he like gets into controversy
47:27For no reasonBecause he's boredHe'll just like respond to somebodyWasn't there something coming outAbout during the lawsuitHe was still like with his exThat was suing him in the first placeI don't even care about that
47:36I've heard so much about thatDon't even do you likeOh manThat stuff tooNo one wants to be around thatAlright now what about what about speedBecause I'm not gonna lieSometimes I see speed
47:47And he's like in BrazilGetting kidnappedI'm like what the fuckI don't know what he's up toHe might be the most insane streamer of all the timeNo he is because he's everywhereLike I'm like everywhereLast month
47:57Like all over the worldEverywhereYeah I was about to say last monthHe was in like a mosque in like somewhereAcross the worldAnd then he was in thelike the favelas in South America.And then he was playing soccer in like the UK.
48:09It's crazy.Like the next week.It's so crazy to me.That is something I would give him.That is something I would absolutely give him was that he is just all over.That is insane.I always compare like my own like thought process and like mindset to like what I guess otherpeople are doing and how they even get to that point to decide to do that.
48:26And I'm like at like what day did he sit down and he was like, I'm not going to streammy house anymore.I'm going to go on a world tour and stream whatever I do all the time.That's like an insane thing to commit to.Honestly, it's crazy.Right.I think what happens with him is that,obviously a lot of people know him,
48:42and they started inviting him to shit,and, you know, it starts with one thing,and then it's like, all right, you went there,you should go here over here,we'll get you this and that,we'll get you some flight.And then he'll go there and accept,you know, it's like a,
48:52it's like a door opening.He would just walk through it and all that.So I think that's how it probably goes,but it's still cool, though.I mean, that's dope that he's, like,going around at least he's not just, you know,like making prank videos in the U.S.and doing all that stuff.
49:05Making out with girls.Making out with girls with like their kidshanging around and all that shit.Dude, I'm telling you right now,that video was likedisturbing and it was on YouTube.There was also, dude,what's not really as controversial?
49:19It was controversial,but the whole pranking that my friend's deador killing my friend,what is it?It was a.Oh my, yeah.Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.Sam Pepper, Sam Pepper and Sam and Colby,
49:28all three of them.Wait, speaking of Sam,have you seen the fish tank nonsense?I don't even know what's going on.I just see Clipper.Yeah.I saw some guy like push a girl down and throw a stick out.Wait, it's back?
49:39Yeah.Yeah, they did a season two.Oh, no.Wait, of what?Oh, fish tank.Fish tank is so weird, bro.It is.It is weird.
49:47It reminds me of, uh, you remember the thing ice beside anddid?Hmm?You remember the thing Ice Poseidon did where he, like, put people in a prison for like seven days orwhatever?Or like a prison environment.Yeah, yeah, yeah.They were, like, farting and like stinking it up and a guy left.
49:59No way.Because of that?Yeah, a guy like shit is past.He's like, I'm out, bro.It smells.He's like, I can't be in here with you.I'm going to joke.I'm going to joke.
50:08He's farting.He's already like this.He's like, um,no, I'm out.Not.Nope.It's like Nick.That's like Nick and Tanner if you put them in a jail cell together.
50:25One,one big T fart.It is just,oh, dude,a big T's so cute when he has to fart.He's like,dude,especially with me,
50:32because I think he thinks I'm going to get really,mad if he does it anywhere near me.He'll look at me and be like, he'll be like, I have to fart.He'll run across the room, put his ass courts the wall,and look at me and just let it out.I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry.I'm like, okay.Like, it comes out of his butt and gross hands and chokes like,
50:47yummy out for no reason.Like, it's an aggressive fart with the mind.He's like, oh, dude, I'm so sorry.It stinks.He, like, walks away.I'm like, all right, later, man.I'll talk to you later.Which, by the way.
50:59Which, by the way.The return of the king.The return of the king.It is.In three days.When this comes out, he'll be on his way home, I believe.I think we'll need to take a family photo and post it or something.We would.
51:12We have to let the people know that he is still alive.No, we're on call with him yesterday.And he was, he's been like, he was like, yeah, I miss games a lot.Dude, I've been playing Overwatch 2 on my Switch.I'm like, dude, what?Was your switch?Yeah, he was like, I maxed out all three Diablo characters.And I got really bored of that game.
51:32And I was like, yeah, I did too, buddy.But I can play the game I want.So he's only coming home because he can't play Overwatch.He has Fortnite on his Switch.That'd be fun as hell.Dude, it might be.I was streaming.I was streaming overwatched him.
51:46I'm like,you want to see him?He's like, yeah.So I stream overwatched him.And then I kill,I like, like, let's say there's a Farrah and I kill Farrier.He's like,oh, I wish I could do that.
51:55It's so fucking cool.Oh, dude.It feels like he's been on a keto diet and you showed him like a chicken nugget.Like, that's what it felt like when you saw you play.he was watching me eat pizza and he was like oh dude that looks so good i wish i could do that right nowyeah yeah we're gonna see him very soon so that's that's gonna be awesome i'm very excited yeah yeaha lot of people thought he was just like fucking out but ya mllefocus was wrong okay yeah i know there'sa lot of speculation like everyone thought that we got in a big argument like yeah he was like
52:27out no no the only argument i have with him is that he never sent me that video of him coming down a treethat I wanted me to do.Yeah, I was about to say,why did he say he was going to do that?He was never going to cut down a tree.He could have.Yeah, no, he could have.No, he definitely could have.
52:42He was just, he offered me.He was like, he was like, do you want me to send you a video of me?Like, and then you just loop it.I'm like, I could do that.Yeah, he's like, all right.No, dude.It never did.I was like, ah.
52:52You're not going to believe this.This was, um, this was back when we knew yummy, well, but we weren't like besties,bestie Westies.Um, I didn't put it in any video because it was,like it was loki almost at docks but he was in his backyard he had his uh he had an axe he waschopping wood like on discord and it would like lag out so he'd be like stuck in a permanentchopping position like going down on a log for like 10 minutes and then he just he's insideall of a sudden it was that but that was a long time ago that was a long time ago but it was
53:29yeah I didn't it was funny that was a funny clip it's gone now forever and justhyperspace, sorry.May he rest.May he rest.Yeah.So anyways, the fits were mediocre.Don't do that again.We got to think of some.
53:43There's some good ones.Don't do that again.Yeah.Rob, dude, you have to spin back.Don't make a song.How about you show me your drip trip.Rob, you do have to kind of show an outfit.We can't give you one more chance, but I mean,
53:56we got to know you're serious about this, okay?We have to know you're serious about wanting to get back at yummy.becauseoh here we goI need to seeChrome HeartsI need to see Rick OwensI need to see
54:07Hold onHold onHold onHold onThis is an originalPremiere by GrunkWhy don'tOkay next week
54:15One jingleAny KingCool fansLet me hear it firstLet me hear thisLet's seeGo aheadAll right
54:21LarryYou can be the melodyOkay hang onHey onHey onWe all onI'm notI keep playing
54:32I keep playingYou goI'm speaking for Rob now.Laving you, not loving you, not loving you.Go ahead, go ahead.Yummy you a bitch, why'd you call my outfit shit?It's not true.Get on your knees like my...
54:55Hey.Yeah.Yeah me you.Jemmy you a bitch.Have fun since when you're editing this.A-ha, L-O-L-L-L-L-O-L-L-O-L-L-O-L-O-L-O-O-L-O-O-O-H.I got nothing else.I got Chrome on my
55:07I gotI gotI gotOkay wellWith thatBeing saidI think it would beA really good
55:15Opportunity to saySo for next weekAll of us areGoing to be hereConfirmedHow aboutWhoever isMusically
55:24TalentedMusically giftedPlay a songDudeGive us a jingleWellAwOkay
55:32The only thing I would say isI don't knowhow we all listen to it I once.We'll figure it out.Yeah, that's true.Also, I don't know how that's going to sound on the podcast itself,but I just kind of want to see you guys.Or maybe, maybe don't play a song,
55:45but just like, nah,now I want to see your instruments.That's lame.Nah, nah, nah.How many goddamn flutes and guitars am I going to see?You're a hate it right now, bro.What about pianos?How about you just show off a little trophy that you have?
56:00If you won, like, a little badge for summer,like a little trophy from, like, a sport.Yeah.your school name in it so we could just docksyour ass whenever we want and we just like post ityou know this guy goes tobuttholeElwood University
56:13Yozcast UniversityYooscast University.All right then boysDamn this is a short oneIf this is where we're talking about shit right?Think think thinkOkayI've assloads of topics
56:28Oh dude didn't spew themHello you're just been eatingYou've been eating for like 25 minutesLike that is all you've beenMunchin, dude. I've been listening. I'm like, I feel like I'm a viewer watching you guys.Have you eaten on every podcast?Like the last one?Yeah. Well, that's because what I do is I go to the gym.
56:44And then after I'm done, I come home and then we do the podcast.It's unprofessional.You took a shit mid-podcast.I can't control that.First time ever. First time.You can control when you eat.Grunk, tell them to put the cup back at the clock.When you eat. I can't control what I had to poop, buddy.
57:02They always got a point.I don't think it matters.Now, follow it up by putting the cuck.Tell them to put the cuckoo back in the clock.I'm not doing that.What?You, can I tell you?You, you have too much cuckoo in your clock.
57:15I don't like you.Tell them where that's from because you don't shut up.You have too much poo on your cock.What the?Is it too much poop?Can we get a clip?Bro.Yeah, right.
57:28This podcast is just spiraling.All right.Larry and I were watching a movie.We're watching a movie.movie together.We were both sovery sober.And we were eating food.
57:42We were sober. No, we weren't.No, you were not.My God.We just gave up.We were. We were.We were. Whatever.Mark Wahlberg. Apparently Andre3,000. And one of the guys...
57:58Wait, Andre 3,000?Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know. Larry caught it. I didn't.And one of the guys from Fast and Furious.I don't remember his name. I'm sorry.The Rock.Fury.No.He's like,
58:08no,he's best friendswith ludicrous.I don't know the actor's name.Oh,another guy.Another guy.Yeah,
58:13yeah, yeah.So those threeand then some random white boywho dies.So,whatever,he dies.Who cares?
58:19Random white boy.Literally,yes, it's what he looks like.Just some random white boy.He was just,he was young and white and he got killed.But,uh,
58:28uh,yeah,it was about like,uh,halfway through the movie.I'm not going to spoil the whole plot.It's boring,but there's like,
58:35that movie's from what?2004, I think it's okay.Dude, that's when I was born.I don't know.Just about like these four like, they were just like.Wait, don't tell me they were four brothers.There were four brothers.And there were troublemakers, but they were foster kids brought in by this old lady that got shot and killed.
58:52Long story short.I don't know.What was, it was a, his girlfriend.Okay, so basically one of the guys, one of the brothers has a girlfriend, right?And they were arguing.Yeah.And then the argument, the guy is like saying all this crap to her.And then he goes, evil Latino, dude.
59:05Put the co.back in the clock and then I was like,you need to put the cuckoo back in the clock.I was like, Larry and I looked at each other.We said, you put the cuckoo backin the clock.And it just kind of carried on from there, the end.Okay.
59:18All right.So, that sucked, man.You suck for not coming out and watching itand then getting the joke early.You got beta.Are they investing on the joke?Listen, I'll talk about an actual topic.The one that I mentioned before,
59:30we never got it.Okay.Hey, hey, hey, cuckoo.Do you want to end earlier?Do you want to have a conversationabout some awesome?Let's talk about the Alworld for a second.Industry playing game.
59:39First, industry,and how unbelievably controversial this game has been,although wildly successful.Yeah, it is.People have been accusing it of AI.People have been accusing it of copying Pokemon.Yeah.People have been...
59:53Like, like, down to the model...Pokemon or Nintendo, like, stepped in for peoplemaking Pokemon mods.Yeah, there was a copyright, right?Yeah, Nintendo had completely copyright struckin a tweet.It was a guy that made a tweet.tweet just saying like it's a Pokemon mod
01:00:08completely gone the tweet is just takendown.I think the clip of a mod. Is it crazy the powerthat the companies have? I think it'sonly Nintendo that gives like that big of ashit. I'll be real. They'remainly Nintendo like all the time.But YouTubers, remember when the
01:00:24YouTubers couldn't post Nintendo games?Right, right. Wellthis game is a wildly successfulso far and it's likean industry plant.Why do you say that? Because it looks likegarbage.It's unoriginal on like all fronts.
01:00:40Literally all fronts. It's unoriginal.The first time I thought it was Genschen Impactwith like... I thought it was Gensi.I thought it was Gensi Impact Fun.Maybe it's fun. I haven't played it.Dude, you know what? It looks like industry play it.You should play it but when it feels, it's likearc, for example.
01:00:56Like, almost people are saying that likePokemon has grounds for like being upset,but people are even saying that Arc has even moregrounds to be upset. Right?But like I think where the, I think where it comes down to isthe whole, oh, if you just give players,I feel like gamers right now are just so deprived of an actual good gamethat actually has backing by devs that actually care
01:01:13to a point that they're desperate for anything.So they took that.Well, I mean, there was already the distress of like AAA gamesbecause I mean, dude, the big hitters have not been hitting big.Games are in the pooper, dude.Yeah, that you're saying?Well, like, GTA6 is definitely going to be a promising game,but it took them 10 years to do it.
01:01:31You know what I'm saying?It did not take 10 years.It took more like, because they had to buildRed Dead Redemption from the Ground UpRed The Redemption 2, sorryAnd then they had like all theAll the DOCs for GTAAnd stuff like that
01:01:44But they really started working on itFor like the last2020But I'mI guess what I'm trying to say is that likeFrom the last really promising gameRightLike from the when the game dropped
01:01:55Yeah you can haveWhat was the last promising game?Was it Eldon Ring?ProbablyI would sayI F with that game hardLike really hardAnd I'll F with games like that
01:02:03Dude Elder Scrolls I'm soexcited. I'll wait until2030. I don't care. I just want to play it so bad.Notice Crows? Yeah.I think the last promising game actually is Lethfulcompany, but that's because the mods drove it.Oh yeah, no, lethal company.Lethle company's kind of like in a, I won't see Among
01:02:19Us as like a ground breaking game. I just seeas like a very like.I think the dev is really smart for a lethal company.Yeah, that guy is smart. Really, reallysmart. Them Roblox devs are dude.And he can just take his money and run with it right now and never workagain, but he's actually still like caring about the game.He's one dude
01:02:35And he probably made 50 milFrom that game alreadyFrom my salesI mean this dudeThis dude literallyI've never seenI've never seen like a mod for a gameBe like acquired by
01:02:45This guyWho owns the gameAnd made itAnd just put into the gameLike that mimic modSomeone made up that conceptTo put it on ThunderstoreIt was so popular
01:02:55That the owner literally just was likeYoI'll just put this in the gameI don't know if he got paidI can almost promise you he wasAll I'm saying broI'm saying someone he saidto remake the Roblox Russian Relay game.
01:03:07And then I'll be fine for days.That game was crazy.You know me, have you played that game at all?Have you heard of it?The Roblox?No, I feel like I have.Dude, no, it was the Roblox Russian Relet.The Revolver.
01:03:24It was so funny because you would have to find a world that looks like a normal, like,this is Larry Crops Place, like House.And you click on it and it's like the most, like, scariest game ever.Grudgy basement with like real gore.Yeah, it's so much gore.Like they,you have these like Rolex characters.My God.
01:03:40They literally spin a gun.It's like one light, right?It's a wooden table.It's one light.You spin a gun.The character puts it to is like, like, like under his chin.And then like when it fires, dude, there's so much blood that goes out of their heads.Skull fragments.
01:03:54And you see like like their little round heads like chunks come out.Like, yeah.It was insane.I think it was hysterical how Roblox can have.that side of the game, like the wholeplatform, and then there's liketycoons that are cute.Yeah, we were just talking about it.
01:04:10Shine lollipops anddefend zombies from your baseby some lizards.Like I spat on a guy, I got shot in Roblox.Nice for you.I can say that.Thank you.Thank you.
01:04:21Dude, Rolex is, huh?Oh, no.Roblox is, dude, people make good moneyfor Roblox.Not good enough.No, they make a lot of money.Really good money.They make a lot of money.
01:04:31And they also get retired off of Roblox.fooder a lot from what I've heard.I'm looking at these games and it's like you mentioned Russian roulette with a revolver and how it's like super gory and I'm just scrolling through and it's like monkey tycoon or rightRob simulator.Yeah.Easy.Yeah.You got games like Brookhaven.
01:04:51That's like a high school role play.And then you got other games where it's like realistic military shooter with real guts and fucking people screaming and dying.Yeah.Blow it this guy's feet.Blow it up.Your mind.And you blow up other feet.blowing him up.
01:05:06Make them step on you.You're a mine and you can move anywhere.Hide in the sand and make them step on you.That means such a funny game or like you're a mind and you have to like you have like ayou have 30 seconds to hide in the sand.That's genius.Get this done.You're a mine in the sand and there's like an army and it's like yeah.
01:05:29You have to move like Norman Beach.You just lock in before they have to.go across the finish line.It's like reverse prop hunt kind of.Oh yeah.Like GMOD death throw on,but there's only one death trapand it's a mine that has endless explosions.
01:05:42And it works kind of like gambling mines.So it's like round one has like one mine and every like somebody's going tohit it probably.And then round two has like three mines.And then round three has like eight mines.So you got to make it across.Oh wait.Oh my God.
01:05:56Like waves.It's like waves.Oh my God.Oh my God.And it.Patented it.Patented it.That'd be kind of crazy.
01:06:04Roblox devs get on that.That would be kind of crazy.That might be a fun idea.I'd be so funny if the audio is like so loud when someone blew up.Like oh my god, no, no, no.Every time an explosion happens, your ears ring and audio is like,oh my god, did you see him die?Holy shit.
01:06:20And I am too, no, my God.That was lit.There's a little bit of the ringing to it too.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Your vision's all like shaking and blurry.And then like you see someone like blow up and they fly across your screen like a rainbowOr they hit you like you need to damage their voice like follows them so it goesIt's like all right we got to go
01:06:48Or I'm gonnaOhThat would be really goodThe perfect game you're welcome everybodyPerfect gameThe Biggible blocks I'm just sayingBillion bucks I'm just sayingBilling bucks see it in a month make it happen
01:07:03That's the hashtag group chat challenge.Make this game.Yeah, the challenge of this week is to make the mind game, Robox Devs.Storming Normandy game.Storming Normandy.Storming Normandy.Mormon Stormandy Mind.Norman Stormandy Mines.
01:07:19Normandy Mine, I don't know.And also, wait, what are we going to have?I don't know if I want to review anything.Oh, as far as that goes.We'll keep it chokes.We have Tanner coming back.We have Tanner coming back.So we'll keep it chills.
01:07:32Yeah, it's going to be a different time.We could jump into that.So anyways, with that being said,thank you everyone for joining us this lovely Friday afternoon.Remember, hold on.Remember that early February, the first week,lean, caffeinated, is dropping back, baby.It's going to be next week.
01:07:51When you're watching this, it's next Friday.It could potentially be February 2nd, maybe.Or just watch for that date specifically.Yeah, because it's Friday.We'll let you know.You'll see us all of us on Twitter.And shout it to the people who do.Did lean reviews that said this is the literal number one flavor for the entire everything and said best tub bar best everything
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