The Group Chat - #91 - WHERE IS TANNER!?!

Episode Date: February 2, 2024

Everyone... lets gather hands together and sing the tune that only Tanner could hear from miles away... let's actively search and wander deep into the woods and find this man once and for all... blaahhh jk we're is picking him up from the airport right now :P | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the awesomest episode. I've just absorbed your aura. Dude, episode. You want to listen to this podcast. Episode nine. Guys, Episode nine. My face was eaten by Tanner, who's also not here again.

Okay, listen. Welcome back. We did six blinkers before. Actually, can we take a second? Who cares about any of that because the lead just restocked. Yes, sir. The Fee is back, baby. We have a crazy February sale.

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You said all today, though. Yeah, do it all today. Yeah. Or else Joe Biden's going to be mad. It's literally critical. Cramed critically acclaimed best flavor of GamerSubs out there. By pretty much everyone, by the way. Wait, wait, okay, like unironically.

No, we talked about it. We talked about it. Yeah, we did. Last podcast? No, we did. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did.

Yeah, we did. Yeah, because I remember I got a photo from the, uh, the video we saw. Oh, okay. Never mind. Muff, my fall gang. All right. So, yeah. So we are.

Yeah, thank you. We drink a lot of it. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to episode, I believe 90. Could be wrong. Grunk, that's going to be a gift, by the way. What episode is this? 88? 91.

91? No kidding. No kidding. No, it's 90. That is. Last one was 90. Wow. Wait, is the last one 90?

Yeah. Wow. We are coming up on 100 episodes. Should we just start a new season at that point? Well, we are going to start a season. Glad you brought that up. New season's coming within the next few weeks. New seasons.

No way? What? No way. What's it going to be like? What does that mean? New season? What do you mean? We're going to skydive and we're going to hold the mics in the air.

For every episode? For every episode, yep. You know what I saw recently? I don't hear any clapping, man. Night night tacos. Wait, let's... Yay! First, let's...

Actually, no one, never mind. So you know what I saw recently? Speaking of skydiving, I went back. Who did I show? I showed someone in the living room. I don't know if it was... It might have been you, Larry. Remember Jeff Wittick, the guy who was David Dover's friend?

You didn't see his injury, right? I'm the one who showed you that? Yeah, I did. That was me. That was me. Oh, it was Isaac. It was like a helicopter. No.

No, it's the, uh, is the, is the crane. Not, not Kobe Bryant, dude. It was, uh, Jeff Whittick. Wow. Oh, wait, take me a second to get that. He, wow. Anyways, RIP Kobe legend. Love that guy.

You can't say that up it. Well, I mean, like Yummy likes basketball a lot. I, dude, I was asking Yummy a question on the couch. I was like, yo, who's that one basketball player? What did I ask you at me? I was like, who's, uh, is that one basketball? I asked one question. And then you did like a really vague description.

I named the guy. And you're like, oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, you were like, that guy who broke his leg. I just knew it was Kevin Ware. But that's obvious. But there was something else that happened. Yeah, that's like, that's just common knowledge, dude. Bro, I was like, who's the guy who shit snapped in half when he jumped up.

And he always like, oh, you're Jeff Ware. I was like, damn. Like, I didn't say, what's his name? Where's Jeff? He doesn't even have his name. He told you two times. It doesn't matter. Anyways, segue.

Uh, so Jeff Wittickick. You're talking about skydiving. After he went skydiving, I showed Isaac that injury where he was on the, it was like the bulldozer crane thing in the water. Bro, it was so brutal. And then I had not heard anything from him in like a couple years. He just did a video on YouTube recently. And he went to Mexico and he bought a bunch of drugs, like cocaine, heroin, everything.

And he was testing it. He brought it back across the border. Not the cocaine and heroin, but he brought Xanax across the border. He brought Adderall across the border. He brought a bunch of it. A bunch of drugs filmed it all. Wait, wait, wait. Wasn't his whole schmiggick that he was in prison or he was incarcerated or something at some point? I think he was like a day as a good joke.

But this shit was real. And he did it to expose like the fentanyl crisis from drugs that are transported through the cartel to the U.S. Right. And all the pills that he tested from the shops didn't have fentanyl in them. but the cocaine and the heroin both tested positive for fentanyl he tested them he tested them he tested them a little field test kit they're free

if you go like certain uh resources or whatever it's just like a strip it's one of those strips and you put it on it and then it tells you yeah and it like it's like a pregnancy test for drugs and then like a little line will pop up but yeah it's crazy because that was in Tijuana which is really close to California you were in Tijuana

no no bitch is in Tijuana But I was in San Diego, which is right there. I mean, you can see it in Coronado. We were all in San Diego. Yeah. I missed that. That was a beautiful part of California.

That San Diego's peak California might be. On the way. Downtown is pretty dirty. Well, wherever we wear was like dope. Yeah. The big stores are a huge. The big old stores. Listen, I'll say this.

Mexican stores. Y'all, if you've never gone outside of San Diego or L.A., in between, it's I-5, you have. have to go to those beaches over there. Laguna Beach, La Jolla Beach, Huntington Beach, Seale Beach. Huntington Beach, dude, I have another segue. Go ahead.

I just watched a, I just watched a documentary on Netflix about a girl was kidnapped from her house and her family lived in Huntington Beach. And it was the strangest kidnapping story ever where they thought that she set it up with her boyfriend. The whole city, like, framed them. and they were like, you don't understand, because she got dropped off by the kidnappers, like, quote unquote unharmed, like, she looked physically unharmed at her family home at like 10 a.m. And they were like, what the fuck you were like pretending to be missing.

We like used so many city resources to like find you. Oh, or you got to, I think it's called American Nightmare or something like that. You have to, uh, you have to watch it's really good. Like American Dream. Wow. It's really good. American nightmare. Yeah, but like different.

Oh my God. Imagine like, oh, dude. That sucks. That sucks. At that sucks. At that point I would. I would go home. Everyone hated them. Everyone hated them and it's a pretty crazy story.

Did they have to move? Yes. Eventually. I can poop. Oh my God. No way. I'm so sorry. Ladies and gentlemen,

give it up for the guy who fixed his gut health. It's like a pootster right now. Hey, hold on. Go poop quick. Make it, make it like world record paste poop. I can't do it anymore. Your doctor hates you.

I can't do it anymore. Fix yourself. Oh my God. What did a grug like jumped out of the window? I can't do that. I can't do it anymore. My jacket came. It took over half a year.

I have to poop. Oh, yo, check it out. I'll be right there. Very cool. Okay. All right. Guys, it's going to burn it. Too 50.

Too 50 on the. Yeah, peep attack. People calm. Calm. Ain't nothing too big. Little light. Little light. Little light.

Gonna burst. I'm about a put. Yo, check that out of the dojo. I'll be. Bro. Of course, yeah. Was that lotion?

What was that? That was his phone. Anyways. Was there anything we asked from the fellow masses? No. I thought of one driving home. Oh, it's because we thought it was going to be the big T.

extravaganza today. Oh, my God. The end of that podcast was like, Return to the King. He's coming. He's coming. Yeah. Yeah, that was his start and end of the podcast.

The start you guys were like, yeah, King's coming back. The King's better to be back home. because we thought it too. We were told weekend and we don't know where tan. I honestly think that Tanner is not Tanner. So someone has Tanner.

What kind of hype is there when I'm coming back? Like if I miss one and I'm about to come back, what is there? What is there talking about me? You know, like a parade? Shades? Oh. Shades? No, dude.

Parades? The fuck. Parades. Oh, you guys throw parades for me and like candy? Yeah. A charade parade. Just a bunch of minds. I'll test you.

I'll test you. I'll get like, I'll hire like a sniper and I'll hire like a secret agent guy. I'm like, follow him, see what he's doing. How's that a test? Just to see if it's him. What? What? What?

What did you say? Like gangstocking him? To make sure that he's real and he's actually still, yeah, I get it. I get it because we just said, you know what it ends with too? It's a course and it ends with basketball. And if yummy sucks, it's not yummy. I love basketball. Yummy, yummy.

I'm not going to lie, if there was a person that like immediately somehow became identical to you and I had to like, life or death situation, I had to, like, shoot one of you because we were the imposter. I think that I would actually ask a lot of basketball questions. Just like a look up NBA stats. No, yeah, nothing that only Yummy would know. Let's just do basketball. Who won the basketball major big tournament of 2019?

What video did Blueprint do this at? I think it was the Lakers, but it might not have been. That's the incorrect answer. Burr. Oh, were the Lakers 2020? No, I was asking you what, what chapter did Blueboard? print make friends in the solo Adventure 3.

Wow. That might be more of a ten or question. Like what? Like eight? Oh yeah, no. My fault. My fault. I don't know. What I was really thinking about recently a lot, though, is I really want to drive

to like San Antonio or Dallas and go to a game. So bad. What's in San Antonio or Dallas? Victor Wimbun Yama. Wemba! Oh, my mama. So he's a 7 foot four freak. He's an absolute freak.

Okay. Seven foot four lockness, Monct. Legitimately no one in the entire history of the entire planet actually has been able to do what he does. Sounds like a lie, which is like, be 7 foot four, but play like your 611,

which is a really big difference. Oh, like he's agile. He's fucking quick. Very agile, very like, really good balance. Surprisingly durable for his height. He doesn't seem super.

injury prone. Imagine he breaks his leg tomorrow. I've seen, I've seen like tall, tall people run. They look like like literally just like tightness. He's great. He's great. He has ball handling skills. He literally like does step back jumpers which no one his height does. He's over seven foot. Who's the dude that's from

like Europe and he like only comes here just to play basketball and then leaves again? Buddy Bird. Oh, you're talking about yeah, I know you're talking about. I don't know why. Oh, Yokic. Yeah, yeah. He has horses. He like plays and then after he's done for the season or something like that he goes back home for a bit, doesn't he? I mean, I feel like a lot of

European players do that, but Nikola Yolkich loves his horses. And he seems like he hates the NBA. Which is funny. People actually get really mad at that. They're like, I'm tired of this whole like, schick of you hate the league. But legitimately, I think he does, but it's because of all the fame that comes with

it, because he'll be in interviews and he'll be like, I'm just a normal guy. I just want to play basketball and like enjoy my life. But he can't, like, he says he can't even go. My humble goat. My humble go. Oh, my mouth. That ass is humble. But I mean, imagine being, like, once you're already that tall, you're going to get so many looks no matter what.

But then also if you're, you know, a professional athlete, then it, like, triples. That sucks. You can't go out. You can't go out. Speaking of, oh, my. Okay, we'll get a segue. Speaking of sports and all that, dude, we got to talk about this football game. The football games.

All right, all right. Listen, I already said it once and I already said it twice. I'm about to say. What's it on everyone's mind? You ready? Okay. So, again, what is a Toy Swift's birth, boyfriend? Holy, would you just even say?

Travis Kelsey. What is? Kelsey, watch this. Okay, watch this. Travis Kelsey is in the field, okay? Yep. They just won. Okay?

They just won, okay? Now the camera pants, boom, Taylor Swift, okay. She goes running down. What? What? No. Naked Taylor Swift.

That's a technical foul on Yumi. No, no. Cuck! Okay. And he's running. And she jumps into the field, right? Right? Right?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Cut. Okay. Now, slaps him right in the face. He goes, Naked. No, no, stop. No more.

Cut. Cut. Keep going. Okay, so she slaps him. And she goes, that was for almost losing. And then she grabs him by the face. And that was for winning.

And then the, crowd goes, and then the world just, and then the world, the world goes, p. Oh. Like an egg? That noise, too, just like that. Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you. That was great. That was great. Thank you. I think that she's like, baby, now we got a Super Bowl champion. You know, we used to be. Keep going. Keep going.

we used to be AMC champions AFC champions But baby now we are Super Bowl Champions And then she said I don't know about you

But I'm feeling like a Super Bowl champion Ah Nice She wears short skirts I have a Super Bowl champion husband She's chicken She's chicken

Wait Wait wait Wait wait Wait And I'm on the teachers That reminds me of Tanner's post that he posted, he posted recently, where it was like, it was like the lyrics to that.

Remember, she wears shorts, skirts, I watch Markiplier. She's your captain and I'm still watching the star. I'm Markiplier. I don't like that version. What if you guys are singing? Why not? You don't want to those pre-teens shirt and justice or something. I love Markiplier.

He's awesome. All right. You don't love MarketPier? First of all, I do, I'm not over this. I'm still here. I want to talk about the fan base of Lamar Jackson because you guys are. I swear, y'all just peep. They just go right for the underdog.

Let me tell you. Because no, no, no. Hold on, hold on. I'm on TikTok. And I'm like, I see a whole bunch of these edits. And it was like, uh, black hole son. And it's Lamar Jackson. He's like, I'm going to beat the hell out of Travis Kelsey. And it was like, oh my God, cool edit.

And then Lamar Jackson loses and whatever his name is, flowers, crumbles. And everyone on TikTok is like, Oh, man, this edit is low-key. I aged so poorly. And then next time, like, a day later, okay? I'm on TikTok again. And I'm like, Black Horse, son. And it's like, what's his name, Brock Purdy

instead of Lamar Jackson. They just replaced him. It's like whoever could take down the Chiefs. And I'm going to tell you exactly why. It's no one's love for Lamar Jackson and the Ravens, although he's an amazing player and he's awesome and he's goaded. It's everyone's hate for the Kansas City Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes. It's like the presidential race of Trump versus Biden.

and everybody hated Trump so like Biden won and then it's everybody hates Patrick Moines is Donald Trump but in football Patrick Mahomes What? I heard that like the Mahomes brothers Just like hated

And then the Kelsey brothers are like love Or something like that They're brothers Fucking Patrick Moe Holmes's brother did some crazy stuff That I don't get know if it was proven Well that's what I was I read online that like The Kelsey brothers are loved

And then the Mahomes brothers are hated Oh dude everybody loves the Kelsey's, yeah. Yeah. Like, especially. They're like a good American family. Jason. He plays on the Eagles, I'm pretty sure.

He's like, he's like, isn't he really good? Yeah. The Kelsey brothers are both good. Didn't they play each other in the Super Bowl one year? He did. No way. No way. No.

I, Hey, can I touch back real fast in the last podcast for a second? Wait, segue way. Well, it's about this. It's about this because we talked about football last time. Football. I'm pretty sure I said that if they won, it's rigged. So I still stand by that.

I still stand by it too. If Travis Kelsey wins, 100%. It's 100% a ploy for, I think so. Dude, the amount of money that is in this. I only believe it. I only believe it when I see a blimp, like a blimp that says, congratulations. It's like the other teams are actually choking so hard.

You can't rig that. They are. They can just be like, all right, players play bad. Lamar, dude, Lamar Jackson. Did you what happen with flowers? First of all, this guy He broke his hand, didn't he? Yeah, he broke his hand

But he broke his hand Because he was like taunting and shit And then he like missed a catch Got mad, Punch the bench, hurt his hand And then they put in OBJ He was like 42

And he's like reaching for balls And he's like breaking his hip While doing it He was playing better though OBJ and a goat I don't know why why did that Why is OBJ that first? He's like he's rusty too

He's rusty now Because he started playing flowers more I was old Black hole son The goats back Oh my god Oh my god Here he is ladies gentlemen

Dude Try it's ghost Oh hey what's up Literally Freaking Bathroom was being clean So had to go to the other side of the building Oh man

Oh my god Man Dude that would be such If you walked in there And just blew it right up It's not all out I wouldn't even care I'd do it in the mop bucket

Literally I if there's more inside of me But but I know I could cut it off I got a question I got a question for the group chat You cut the rope?

Actually? I cut the rope. Oh wait you get the rope Yeah because it was taking too long to come out so I'm like fuck this man Just get back You know what we call it on God You know what we call us in Texas

Bodybags No we call that prairie dog and I just got a part We call that body bag Turtling Yeah Turtling No that's not the right term though

Pitching the loaf Okay, listen, listen This is like the third time Oh, a pitch of the love, right, okay This is the third time We're talking about this, but like, not this exactly but But,

I'm tired of it being the poop cache I don't want to ask one quick question What was the one question? Oh my God When was the first time you heard The term Shit bucket being used? Never.

Shit bucket? Right now. Today. Today. Today. Today. Really? Yeah.

Who says that? Yeah. Shit bucket? Let me guess. Larry. I was at ROTC. No. You were not. I played Battlefield a lot. I was in the Marines.

You were in the Marines? They say that in Marines. Thank you for your cervix. That's got to be like a jarhead. Herman. Black hole son. Lamar Jackson, breaking his ankle and being stupid. Dude, speaking on Amar Flops and Taylor Swift, NFL script.

It is scripted, but I was going to say, speaking of Taylor Swift, I actually stand with her like hardcore in that whole AI bullshit. it. So, wait, what do you mean? The AI stuff that happened, that she's like, hope, like, I think that they're, she's, like, saying that she might pursue legal action. Right, right, right.

Yeah, the AI images that were, like, going viral and stuff. Oh, she said she was going to pursue legal? Yeah, I hope she does. I hope that she does, too, and I hope that there is things that happened as a result of that. Are you saying? I don't remember, I don't remember. She said, like, I think it was just something about, like, she's considering doing it. Like, she should.

She should. She should. Those were awful. Those are really bad. I swear to God, there's, like, you know how. Like, there was like this super popular thing. It was like Bitcoin and the government was like, hold on now. We got to step in.

They're going to do the same thing, I think, for AI. So you're not able to like generate literal just like. Well, yeah, no shit. It's just, yeah, hello. My name is Vladimir Putin. Deep fake AI. I'm going to bond the US. Dude, Putin fell off.

Nobody talks about that guy. What? No, no, no. Biden would be like, hello, how's it going? Thank you for coming to. That's fake. That's fake. Too clear of speech.

Too clear. Too clear. wait I saw I feel like I saw an AI thing recently that I was just like the fuck oh yeah did I say my stat teacher uses AI

I think I said that last week Oh yeah you showed them like They use it like words and stuff right Yeah And um What do you mean? Like he He asked

He put a question on the slideshow And he was like All right let's see what AI thinks about this And then you put some question to AI Like it's a guy in a box Like how I like this Yeah

No, there's a green thumb. It was very strange. He's probably trying to learn too. No, it's very smart because for stat, it actually does,

you can just plug things into AI and it'll tell you the answer. Dude, I want that, I want that little robot with like the wheels. Like, has a little face in it

and he does things for you. Oh yeah. A little robot guy. No. No, it is Ollie. It's kind of like Wally. No.

I figure what it's called, though. It's tiny. Okay. Wally was like kind of okay. Wally wanted to save the world. I only liked Wally because of the story, but it was so slow.

Wally wasn't good because in the future. Because. Because. It's really hard as a kid to enjoy Wally because that shit is slow as hell. It wasn't really? It wasn't really. The visuals were cool though.

I'm dumb. No. You think I'm going to, as a kid, choose to watch Wally when I'm looking at Mrs. Incredible giant juicy ass fight Frozo. You're not thinking about big juicy asses. Are you kidding me, dude? Dude, I was.

I was not thinking about Miss Incredible's big juicy ass when I was watching the movie. I need to grow up. Me too. Am I? Dude, I didn't even understand in cars, Sally's bumper sticker. Remember the tramp stamp that she had? What did it say? Oh, yeah.

Like, I didn't even know that was in the movie. Yeah. Yeah, they like zoomed in on her butt and then she had like a tattoo on her butt. She a freak. You're a freak. John God. Okay. There were a lot of put that in.

You want to hear some tragic news that I found out today? Like any queen isn't real? No, an interest I had in one of my classes It turns out to be freaking gay What? A girl I was interested Is gay

So? Oh Go ahead and say like Yeah Dude, that's like a thing I've been noticing Like, it seems that my type Is just lesbian people

That's kind of Huh? You gotta switch it up, man Why are we all nodding like Wait, wait, wait, hold on, go back Cool, what did you say that You like is gay? Is his girl

Is his side? No, no, there's a girl in my class that I had a little crush on and she's gay. That's got to hurt a little bit. And then you say your type is lesbian. It did a little bit, but it was also, it was also like, that's not what he said. He says,

it seems that my type is lesbians. My type tends to be like lesbians, but, dab her up and say y'all got some stuff in common and ask her to go out to grab some coffee. I don't know. Dude. Hey.

Hi. As friends. But, hi. What was I going to say? Hello. Hi. Fudge.

I forget what I was. I'm gonna say. Sorry, goat. Dude, you should flirt with her and say, I like girls too, I like girls to. Yeah. Is that like the, that's the relatable topic. Finding that out was like, it was like weight lifted off my shoulders because I didn't even have to worry about like what I, like I, like I don't need to like.

Or perform. Yeah. Like it's just like, oh. Yeah. We're chill now. Mm-hmm. You know. I haven't even talked to her yet.

No. Okay. The one do you mean you're chill. Yeah, true. No, that's true. Bro, as you don't even know you exist yet No, as it turns out How did you find out she's lesbian?

Mm-hmm You watch your like Find out you a lesbian I bet a friend told you A friend I loki was did some Digging That's okay

I'm very interesting So you got to And you're class Maybe she's like a Chinese Baseball player She swings both ways Wow Wow

What? Wow Wow Are they usually amidextrous like that? No, I just made that up, I don't know. Oh, okay. I mean, I would have been... Dude, that sounded like an insane, what the hell?

I just made it up. Chinese baseball player. Dude, I saw a picture, I saw a picture on Twitter if someone's saying, like, what would the world be like if this happened, and it was Japan right next to the United States, like in the ocean. It had to have been like 100 miles away from. It would turn into it, like,

like a glorified tourist spot, like vacation for billionaires in the U.S. would get ruined so fast. Their entire, like, their entire economy would be based off of the U.S. would just turn into, like, a giant beach. Burr. The U.S. I think Japan would be a giant beach. Yeah, it's just a giant beach.

They would also have, like, everything that makes Japan, Japan, wouldn't be Japan. It'd be another Hawaii situation, right? Ocean or Pacific. And they would, like, closer, closer. Wait, would you say, Greg? It would be another Hawaii. It would be another Hawaii

If it was right If it was attached to the US Wait yeah you say attached or next to it No it's not it's like near it It would be like a few like Hundred miles off the coast Oh so yeah just to Hawaii then That makes sense

That's what the picture showed It was like imagine like if Japan was like right here And then someone The only comment that like made kind of sense Was it would be really good for baseball That was the only comment that they said Okay because I got a few Japanese people love baseball

like love it. I feel like they love it more than us. Yeah. More than us. Nowadays they do love it more than us. Who played when we were going? Oh, oh. It was the big, what were they called?

It was the meat. The big, no. It was something that sounded funny. The meat's, no. Beatball swingers. The meat. The meats. Those swallows?

It was the swallows. It was the swallows. And I think the giants. I think the giants. Was it the giants? Probably. Swallows and the Spitters. But yeah, no, they do, I completely forgot.

I don't know. Let me see. Yeah, it was, I think, the Giants versus Swallows. Whoa. Crunk, you just got a weird to hear it. I know. That was wild A you have to watch. Brunk, drunk.

No one here cares because I had to like, it just don't care, man. About what? I showed Larry last night. Have you seen Powell World? Have you tried it? Oh. I have seen it. No one cares.

I think that game. the goddamn industry plant. Oh my God. Well, I'll tell you what, Grunk. It's pretty damn fun. I'm not going to be on top of the games for real. I don't be playing video games. Yeah, hardly ever, right?

You're just outdoing shish. My dorm is the hangout spot for all of our friends. It's just like... What's the point of having friends when you can catch pals in a virtual world? Yeah, dude. True. Okay, wait, wait, wait, in an alternate universe

where Grunk is taking two gap years, I can imagine him at home. him right now. He's a plate of chicken nuggets and tater tots. What a sad reality. And he's playing Powell World. You just did that a month ago.

I was about to say, do you look back to your life half a year ago and think it's sad? I don't think it's sad. I think I did what I could. I have to do. Like, I was doing what was presented to me. You know?

Right. Right. Like I, I wasn't. What he had. Yeah. Right. Do you have more intention within yourself now? Intention? Yeah.

Like goals? No, just like in your everyday life. More important? Do you feel like you're floating? I'm kind of floating, I suppose. I don't know. I don't think I understand the question. I just, I feel like every single year that I've gotten older,

the more I felt like I have control over my life. Oh, yeah. I definitely have more control over things. And behind that is intention. And like, whether it's subconscious or not, like, you'll start to realize that there's almost intention on everything you do. Right. Yeah. It's, um, it's way interesting to see how my life is changing, I must say.

Or it's like you start to understand the cause and effects of pretty much everything. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, it's a big thing. Cause and effects. Yeah. Like, I, I, I, I, I knew I wouldn't be on the computer that much in college, but I didn't expect to really not be on the computer, like, at all. period.

Right. Like this is, I'm literally only talking to you guys for podcasts at this point. And, um, I feel, I feel bad. I feel bad. I do.

But it's just like, well, we can't, I can't say we didn't see this coming. Remember? Right. It was going to be a whole new experience. You'd not ever lived on your own like that.

Hey, but it's dope. And that's normal. That's like totally okay. There's nothing wrong. There are times where we, we're, we just be in call and you just be pulling up and you're like,

yeah, park and shish. Not off. Not off. Yeah, no. I mean, compare it to like, I'd say this is,

oh my God. When we moved in together, like a year and a half or something like that go. That was a rough freaking time for me for a guy like me. Yeah. It was, we were all just around. And the Discord usage took a lift side jump.

Dude, I was like, every day. I didn't talk to you guys for like a month. That was pretty funny. It was bad. I really like. Like, it was like my bestest friends got ripped away from me.

Oh, it was like, what the hell is going on? Dude. And then I would, like, bring up something random that I, like, just heard that day be like, all right, yummy nose shit, but I don't know what's, what's happening. I'm like, drunk. I'm not talking to him either, dude. I don't know what's going on with these guys. Dude.

It was like that. I felt like a freaking fisher man that just wasn't getting a bite. It was like, God. Yeah. spend all your I'm sorry what is it Yeah

No but actually Yeah Because there's only Two ways it can go It's either like You're on Discord All the time When you live with people

Or you're not at all And this house Was not at all Yeah Ever like adjusting to that new lifestyle No even I mean even this house Bro

Like we just started Getting on Discord Together within the last Like Three weeks Yeah it seems It seems It was

It was after The holiday season actually during, I reckon back when you went back. Yeah, we were on Discord a whole lot more. I was not. Not as much as now, Isaac. I mean, really?

Yeah, no. No, dude, after last TV, I'm pretty sure we didn't want to talk to each other for like at least two weeks. Yeah, we didn't hear shit from anybody for like a while. Yeah, your fault. After all of the holidays, we ended up getting back on Discord a little bit more.

What? Yeah, and in the last house, we were never. I don't think we were in Discord ever unless it was the Minecraft. Modded Minecraft, sir. Yeah, it was modded Minecraft or Isaac while I recorded.

You know what I miss? I miss Raft. That was... I just have all that footage. I have all of it. You should add it down until like a four-hour No, I don't.

No, I don't. That was on the hard drive that failed. It's on the hard drive. Didn't you say were getting that repaired? I haven't taken into the shop yet

because when I... Em or F or, dude. When I called them, the weather was so bad they were closed. Wow. Dang. Never...

It's kind of bad. As much as I really, really, really want it all restored and recovered so I can work with it. A part of me is so overwhelmed with the amount of footage that's actually on there of like 4.8 terabytes to go through. And it's like, I don't even know if it's worth it, bro. It's like, the thing, I want it more for memories than anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's so many. That's what I have.

That's why I have many on there, dude. Dude, I have so many videos that I don't want to delete because it's like, no, I can't. Like one thing I hate is I'm really bad at taking photos and pictures and videos on the go. And I only realized that from when I hang out with my friends in person and I see their Instagram stories like later that night or the next day. And I'm like, I'm like, damn, I actually take zero. I take zero photos, bro. Like zero. I see those and I'm like, when do they take that?

I was like, same. Yeah. Same. So when I realized that, I was like, damn, I'm really bad at. taking photos on them out and doing shit like that. Maybe because I'm just enjoying the moment. It's time away from my computer. What I'm always really good at and what I've been really good at for the past six years

is capturing every good moment when I'm on my computer. And that is all gone. A break from that is nice, though. Like, just taking it in. The amount of cool, cool shish we saw, I mean, like, all the cons we go to in Japan as well. There's just so many things that we take, with our eyes we don't take a picture of because

like it's so good to take photos that's why I built the muscle memory of of taking all forms of cameras with me now that's so cool wherever I go and we take it everywhere did we talk about your PS Vita

you have PS Vita so I can give the context of the story I saw I saw a Twitter video and I showed Larry and it was of this guy who snuck into Louis Vuitton the reveal for the the fall winter collection under Farrell Williams.

And they wouldn't allow phones, I think. And, or at least he couldn't take his phone in. And he brought a PSVita, and he filmed footage on a PSVita camera, and it looked so fucking cool. I showed Larry, and he was like, dude, I want it. And he bought it. I want it. Dude, they were so cheap.

They're cool. It's just a cool. I mean, it's so cool just to use a camera on a PSVita. I don't know. I think that's hell of cool. It's like a, I don't know, it's such a unique time frame. for that to be a thing. Yeah, PSV, it is the same thing with,

this was like super recent, just like past six months. I just saw, I started seeing more and more, um, those who had a DS would know. It's, uh,

flip notes, flip no Hitenna. I wonder if I can, whatever it's called. Yeah, dude, it's such a cool vibe. Like it just, I mean,

it's like obviously shit, but, oh, you look scary. You do look kind of freaky. You have no nose. But when it's like, when it's low light,

it looks really good. There's a lot of noise. I don't know. It's a really cool camera. Whoa, why am I read? Right. We he-he. Oh, sweaty.

Bah, bah, ha. All right, here, on pose. She smiles. Oh. Yeah. Okay. And the next question is, I don't know how to get these to the computer, but I'll figure it. There's an SD card, I believe.

There's a slot in there. Do you. Really? No. You're kidding. There has to be. You know. Huh?

I had, I had, um, over the weekend, I posted a TikTok on a different account, aside from Grunk. And it was under the name Elite Chicken Bacon Ranch. Never about. And literally, it was a video of me.

I don't know. I feel like, like going, going. Guess how many likes it got? 38,000. How many? 182. 257,000. What?

In a million views. A million views. Why? Chicken bacon ranch. I don't, don't fair. Elite chicken bacon ranch. When I saw it had 13K.

Wait, was that the account where you posted us Dancing in Vegas? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And literally, like, it's just an account

like for me and my friends to just dick around on and like, elite. Why was that push the algorithm? I don't get it. Dude, you want to know what I think is cool

and it's an angle that drunk has that that none of us have is that you're going to have those random little things that are either made for you or that pop up for you because you're so prevalent in like this space but you're not constantly pushing out your own content so whenever you do pop up or if there is anything new of you it gets a lot of traction because people get really excited to see new things true because you're not pushing out a lot of shit so it's like posted with the squad on real on god No, it's like, that is interesting, yummy, because it's like, it's like freaking rare, rare drop. It is. I mean, I saw somebody else make a best of grunk, 2020. Yeah, I saw that too. I was like, no one would really do that of me because I'm making that. But that's so cool that people are going out of their way to do that make some of you.

There is a, there is a best of of you. You make best of all of us. Oh, what the hell. That channel is crazy. It's literally best of yummy. Soft Willy being the freakiest group chat member of the group chat. The freakiest That is you

That metal goes straight to you Brunk What the Grunk being the most wholesome Ray of Sunshine in the world I'm way more wholesome than Grunk is man I agree

Wait See the cutest quote ever Life like lily pad Oh Oh Sorry It's good man It's good

Dude the comments on this video Grunk It's so funny All right I'll have to say something real fast. Speed it up. All right.

You got like 10 seconds. Go. One piece of people. I'm sorry that I doubted you. There you go. Oh, wow. Oh, wow.

I, there were, where's the screenshot? How many was it? How many was it? No, because Nick, listen,

I was, Nick literally said, I was being for real, but at the same time, I just didn't think that a lot of our viewers had our listeners. The amount of people

I genuinely put on as shocking. You genuinely put on? Yes. Like, I was looking to the comments. They're saying I got put on You think that you put them on?

Yes. Yes. All right. They said it. You know what? I've been wrong once about it. I'm not going to be wrong again. I believe you.

No, I believe him because like he had a flag before that show is even like wrong. Obviously it was popping, but I didn't know what it was and he had a flag. Grunk has been chilling one piece since I'll try. Since I finished. Episode like 600,

right? Since June 22, I think. What? Weren't you like watching it since like episode 600 or something? No, No, no, no. I caught up, like, episode

of 1,017 or something. Why do they have so many episodes, bro? Grunk Luffy on Stein. Grunk is actually like a daily uploader on YouTube. They don't even care. They're just trying to make money. It's weekly. It's weekly. It's weekly. Unless there's a...

Dude, do you want to hear something fucked up, though? What? The most recent episode was... It covered nine pages of the manga. Oh, damn. That was fast. In Judisu Kaisen, in comparison, covers, like, three or four chapters in one episode.

episode. Yeah. Jiu-Jitsu Kisen when, because I recently you're tripping on dick, by the way. Oh. You're tripping on dick. Why?

Because you said they do one episode a week. Yeah. Quick math says that would be about 30 years of them uploading episodes. It's been like 25 years. This is a 25th year.

What? They'd be dumb. I thought this show was like five years old and they were never, Every day. Oh my God. You have to watch episode one. You will see the quality.

Episode one looks like the Simpsons in 2001. But it's so cute. It's like a Sunday cartoon. So wait, when did it get big then? It's been growing over the years. It's been really big within the last three years. I won't lie.

Okay. Everyone started. Well, that's when I, yeah, okay, I didn't even, wow, I didn't even know that at all.

I'm so informed when it comes to anime, bro. Oh, can we actually recreate that? Yeah, we need a one for the group. This one has been going for a wild. literally like but yeah what i was saying jiu jih Tzu kais and i like watch a second season i think

already talked about this on the podcast but dude like first of all it it it just boom boom boom bang you blink and something else is somewhere else and it's just so it's well animated it's just like i was like zom 100 zon 100 uh had that really funny did you i do i texted you i like i took i had like uh probably half a gallon of alcohol on me and i was eating and i was like looking at something i was like, whoa, whoa. And Zom 100 resumed episodes. Oh, yeah, we talked about it. When the hell did you say that?

We talked about it in your car. Oh, yeah. Batting in the car. Can I tell you something I learned recently? Yeah. It's really important. Only of you show us how to do it. It's about Taco Bell.

Taco Bell. Oh, how do we do it? I found out that angels work during the day and then, like, demons work during the night because of the quality of their food difference from, like, night to day is insane. Really? I don't even think I ever want to eat Taco Bell at night time ever again. It's so ass every time. It's kind of funny.

It's kind of funny. And then in the daytime, it is like, how is this the same restaurant? There was one time we went and the guy who was like working inside was like so out of his mindstone. And it was really funny. I don't know if I was with you yummy. I feel like I was. Jacket of the Box? It might have been Jacket a Box or it might have been Taco Bo.

I don't remember. When I had to order eight times and he messed it up still, that was Jacking the Box. Oh, I have a recording of one. Oh, we talked about this podcast. Wow. It was so long ago. A lot of people probably don't even remember, but that guy was pissing me on. That guy was funny.

It's fucked, dude. I hope he's okay, man. I hope he's fine right now. And even after you explained it, didn't he come back with the wrong? He gave you the wrong shit. It was the guy, I remember. It was the guy who would be like. You know what else?

He messed up Tanner so bad. He gave him like a dry chicken patty in between two pieces of bread. It was. That's not even a menu item. He just gave it to him. Wow. He invented his own jack in a box sandwich. He felt like Gordon Ramsey in that moment.

What did I see it a hundred times a day and he just decided to switch it up. Like imagine this. What would you do? You're going through a drive-thru, right? And you're ordering it. And he's like, well, tacos. Okay. What else?

Too large. Okay. And then you pull up to the window and you hear like welding sounds like, zzz. You see like some sparks fly out the window. Boop! Woo! You're like, what the fuck is this guy?

making and then you hear like it closer and then he's like here you go man and you open the bag and it's like shining in your face he pulls it up and it's like a paddy between two buns that's it or a patty between two buns it was a lot of setup for a patty

between two buns I don't know what else I could have done man well I thought it was a perfect burger with ketchup and mayonnaise and pickles and onion that's not perfect you guys know how fast we move between topics I was like segue I didn't realize I didn't realize I didn't realize where you guys were at,

but I was looking at a picture of a manga artist because I saw this recently. And apparently it's like two years old. Look how good. Look how good this is. Wait, hold on. That's going in a manga panel. No, no, no, it was just like it was a manga.

It took a picture of water, dude. What do you mean? Look how good this is. No, it's just like one panel is like this and the rest of shit. Wait, is that. An art for cup of water? No, that's a manga artist practicing glass. The main character is like, man, that water looks really good.

You know what reminds me of like those stick figure panels where it's like really shit, really shit, super real detail. Yeah, like the, oh man, I'm so hungry. I could eat like a, and then the horse is like, what? And he's like perfect HD picture of a horse. I'm so hungry. Eat a horse. That is crazy though. That's a really good job.

Yeah, but isn't that insane? that's from the, I think he's the manga artist for One Punch Man. And so he was practicing. They do not F around over there. Oh, I see the strokes. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's like okay, I guess, but I'm pretty sure if I practiced for like a couple months, I'd probably be able to do that.

That's what I'm saying. We've seen those sketches for your thumbnails. They're fire. I don't even try. I do those like without trying. Wait, yeah, do you remember his original sketch for his last album? Oh, my God. Yeah.

Yeah. Dude, I remember. Hold on. I remember, I mean, was like, we were at the hotel. I think we were in Japan.

I was in Japan when I did that on your iPad. Yeah, you're like, let me see it. Your iPad. I'm like showing him like, you could do this. By the way,

you could also do this. And he's like, all right, cool. And then he's like, like a circle, two boxes, another circle,

a triangle. I'm like, what do you want? And then it worked. And the artist was like, yep, I get it. I know what you're trying to do.

They're good, dude. They're really good. I have to say artists that get like, are they do commissions based off of like sketches? It's like, okay, so it's like, I feel like it's just as much of the client, like the person who's commissioning's job, because you have to reach out knowing that, like,

you want that person's style. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. Just do exactly what you would do for what you think this is. And that's all about picking the right person who has the art style you want. You can't pick someone random and be like, hey, just do whatever.

Just copy you that. Try to make it and try to make it good. I always have I make sure I pick exactly who I like want I just want them to do what they want to do to it I'm like I trust your process because you're such a good good artist I just want you know what you know what's a really really cool

combo it would be like and this is no but this is gonna be kind of like a hot take but it's not it's not really a hot take only because it's true it's applicable Bryce if if you were to like type in like an AI like tell the AI how you want it and then you show the artist that

to better depict what you're thinking and then have them not like copy it or whatever but like do their own thing based on what you're saying I feel like that's a good way to use the tool like you're still commissioning somebody I don't know some people don't like that but I'm such a shit art bro remember Larry let can we can we show

I could see how that could sort of work your little yeah I also feel like I feel like dude like you're not horrible at art and I feel like an artist can pick up whatever you give them be like, yep, I get it. No, but AI's conceptually can give you some really cool ideas

that you couldn't even think of yourself. All right, that's pretty true. I mean, it's a combination of art. Like, yeah, it's stealing art, but it's a combination of art. Conceptually, it's cool. I was like trying to Photoshop something. Wait, good. I just sent it in the chat for you guys to look at it.

That was me trying to draw two anime girls. And I didn't know what I was doing. He has like a beard almost. You're perfect at drawing. Thank you. Thank you, dude. Damn, that gun is real. Yeah, AI is school for conceptual art, but I don't, I hate when people are like, yeah.

You don't even need humans to work for you anymore. This is my YouTube automated system. I got my AI voiceover, my AI auto subtitler, my AI thumbnail. Okay, listen, this might be the first podcast beef. I'm not going to say names though, but there's a certain duo that I see pop up many, many times. and their style of content I think it's all like AI like Chad GBT script

but they like try to like put emotion into it but it comes off so like flat like just like oh man I don't even know what you could be talking about I think you know he's talking about I'm not I'm not gonna mention it but I'm saying are you yeah it's exactly Zach and Chowder

Zach and Chowder huh? What? I just made up a name Chowder made a podcast Zach and Chowder don't look at it I don't know what that is Zach I'm gonna look at a right now. I'm looking at Zach and

Chowder. Why did five nights at Freddy's come up? Oh my god wait. Comedy series? Oh it's just chowder. It's just called Chowder. Aw, chowder. Shout out. Dude, yeah, I won't lie. I was reaching Witsend, finishing up

pictures for Lassely VC. I didn't even know where I was. I was just like thinking we were doing the 60 minutes bit. Now I wanted to throw in pictures for the stupid ass water bottle Oh yeah. Shit. And I was sitting there. I was like, how the hell?

How am I going to do this? So I just like slammed into like some AI art and it came out. Oh, you're talking about this? Oh, I remember now. Okay. Yeah, there was three. And then the kitchen had a daughter or something like that. Yeah, it was um. And then if I found mustard. There's like a picture book. Yeah, I think it's fine. Yeah, it's like for Mimi purposes. But like again, I agree that you should commission someone. An art, no. They do it better. I don't think, yeah, no. A.I. You not do nearly as good as an artist. right

right but there's dude the human attention to detail is always going to be a super appreciated like imagine you try to AI recreate an entirety

of like GTA GTA 5 can't do it can't do it you just can't do it I think the AI could perfectly recreate the Sistine Chapel

mm-hmm I think I think we can make an AI robot of you yummy dude I'd ask you oh my God yummy I would never be able to ask you questions

about basketball because it'd know everything. It'd know more than you. Oh, damn it. Well, yeah. Oh, that's, you're fucked, dude. Yeah, but ask him to properly pronounce Janice onto Tocoupo and he couldn't do it. Yeah, also, we kind of have those breathing, like, glitches where he's like, ah, ha.

Oh, my God. Yeah, but what if Nick just thinks I'm horny that day? Oh, true. Wait, the next time one of us goes out of town, let's just, you know what, Larry, throwing a big T-A-I-bought right now. Oh, wait. Oh, I'm big.

Ha, ha, ha, Isaac. Hey, Tanner, if you're somehow listening to this 50 minutes into the podcast, don't check your bathroom when you come back because you may or may not get hit

with a giant ball of ball of ball pits that we Oh, wait, yeah. We're all on the couch yesterday. We're thinking about how long it's been. There's a giant present box don't open it because it's totally not glitter. We'll go on it.

Isaac, tell the story what happened yesterday. We were sitting down on the couch. It wasn't yesterday. It was a day before that. We're sitting down on the couch. We're like, Tanya's been gone a while. Where is he? We're like texting him.

He was like, I'm coming home. But he's like walking, I think. He's taking a sweet time. But we're like, dude, we should like, we should just fill his room with the balls. And then Nick was like, let's just not even film it. and you'll come home and you'll open it

and we won't even record we won't even record it we won't even record it will be like oh my dude we did that like December 30th imagine imagine when he left back in December yeah imagine we did it back in December and then we like just totally forgot about the balls and yeah we were like we thought you were gonna like

be home by New Year's we didn't like realize it'd be this long oh we actually forgot about this genuinely sorry and then we just make him clean him all up and like go out to Buffalo Wiles Buffalo Owlings or something. Oh my God. Segway.

Another one? Yeah, hear about Neurilink? Oh, there was like a one person? First, yeah, neuralink. It's where they're putting the chips and the brains. Elon Musk's thing. Yeah, they did a human trial. I heard they were lagging.

How was it? Were they? I heard they became a perfect break dancer. Oh, yeah. What does it do? I don't even know. It can reroute this fucking neurons in your brain to make you not paralyzed. Yeah, it's trying to rebuild.

What? God. Yeah, yeah. You can also like supposedly Reverse Alzheimer's or addiction addiction all kinds of stuff. You can quit vaping Isaac if you put a chip in your brain.

Hey. Hey yo, on God I might I'll be able to eat veggies and they won't take it. Dude, I'm pretty sure they put a chip in a monkey's brain like two years ago and it like tried to kill them. Yeah, it does. Yeah, it was not good. He probably like was understanding too much and he got upset with it.

He probably got a virus. He was feeling too much. He couldn't handle it. He got malware. He hit that damn fink cart. That's what it was. Oh, that fink car will make you get fucking... Yeah, it's a car app.

He got the car app. He got pretty high up in there. The car app. You watched an Isaac live video and then he wanted to die. Hey, dude. Watch best of yummy five hour special. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was your video an hour long?

Crazy best out, dude. Hey. Yeah, I only picked the best. Uh, well, I saw another cyber truck. Welcome for the best. You was a... You were in one clip. Hey, you was in one clip.

Oh, for real, though. Oh, for real. Stop dunking. What are he doing? Oh, for real though. Yeah, you're open. That's what your mama said. Come on now.

No. He didn't like that. Imagine this was like a guy's job. We didn't know anything about it. His only job was you. Larry's our friend, but he can't speak. He's actually mute. This is the only way he can be.

communicate with yes. Larry, what do you think about? Hmm. Okay. That was a Bluetooth thunk. You didn't even touch the rim. Go ahead and do it again. Bluetooth dunk. Hit it. That's crazy. I have to fart. No, no. What the hell? Did he grab him? Okay. Oh, I talked. Oh, first words. It's a miracle. All right. Okay, wait. I'm on, I'm on the way home from the gym today and I'm like,

I know it dude I wait what's up I had a story I had a story oh yeah I was all right let me finish this we can go to your story um you know we like we ask viewers to you know Alfred of the day you know do some celery we'll look at it I have one for next week when Tanner will be home love of God he will at this point at this point knock on wood you should text him right now before you say that already already talked about it's already talking somebody clip this Somebody clip this. Okay, ready?

We're all gonna... Ow. Just hold your hands together. No, no, no. Hold your hands up, Larry. Oh. Hold your hands up. No, just Larry.

Not you guys. No, hold them up, like towards a camera. So we can see all your fingers. From now on, every single podcast that Tanner is not back starting now. So after this, this Friday, one finger will go missing for everyone. Whoa. Tanner, if you're not home, if you're not home for next podcast, there goes Lairie's.

thumb. Oh, wait. That's not your dog. Well, wait, okay, sorry. Anyways, Grong, hold on. I'll get to it. I wanted to ask the viewers at home to,

instead of like showing us your outfits and stuff, I want to hear your best prod, your best prod tag. So your producer in another, you know, in another alternate reality. And you're producing, give us the best prod tag.

By the way, by the way, remember when we did those, those sounds and all that stuff, like producer tag? We did a while back. We did it a while back. Yeah.

People used them. So we used it. What produced it? Remember what we did? We did our own prod tags. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Isaac, remember when I did like,

Juj-Jurr, or whatever the fuck I did? And you're like, oh yeah, this daughter. Yeah. Yeah. One of them used them? Someone used them? Yeah, there was like two beats that I heard that I used it. What?

Well, you're not going to find it now. It's been forever. It's been a while. It's been a long. I think we said Tyler. That's what we were doing. Tyler. Tyler.

Right. Tyler, really hot. For the next time, Ben, for the next time. You guys use the hashtag the group chat podcast. What are you laughing at? Tyler, no. That's my prod tag. Wow.

Nice. Oh, he got, no, he took it out. Bruh. He's like, okay, pokey. Let's hear yours then, Larry. Oh, shish. Okay. Hey, no paparazzi.

Here we go. Poop. Go ahead. What was the name? What's the name? Tyler. Tyler. Just Tyler.

I have to poop. Okay. No, I can't laugh because that is. Okay, wait. Give me a second. All right. Just talk about something real quick for a second. So I pooped yesterday.

Yeah. What's up, Tyler? Take that basketball out. That was lit. That was lit. Take that basketball. Dude. I think it's impossible to be funny on the spot.

I don't know how comedians do it, honestly. They don't do it on the spot. People go to a comedy show, they just laugh at every word. Crowdwork is good. I mean, they do crowd work, you know? Yeah, but I feel like they write crowdwork based off of like general stereotypes of people

and they pick out a person who kind of fits the description somewhat. Yeah, I feel like you have to be a little witty. I mean, yeah, in some cases for sure. All right, comedians, try not to use, like, airplanes being threaded into every crowdwork thing ever. Look at this guy. I bet he gets, he has to take up two points. He's, look at this guy, but I bet he eats all the peanuts on the plane.

Is that true? I don't know, dude. I'm going to start my whole, my whole comedy show. One person for like five minutes. Yeah, and then they move on. Why everyone laughs at the comedy shows is because they're drunk. They get him a little drunk. And then they make them laugh.

Going to a comedy show sober would be so fucking boring. That's not true. No, it is true. It's not true. I'm stone cold sober when I'm watching them on TikTok and I think they're funny. So if I was there, it'd be a good experience. Okay, but if you're drunk, it's because you have...

You're dopamine addicted. You're just laughing because you're dopamine addicted. Yeah. You're addicted to dopamine. They got a funny joke, some of them. Yeah, but if you were there in person, you'd have to look cool in front of people and you'd be all like socially awkward

because you're not drunk. Name one bit. Do you ever think they're hired? Who? Oh, that'd be crazy. Do you ever think they're hired? Hired. Hired an audience member.

Yeah, I do. I remember I saw a comedy bit and there was just like this. Oh, wait. Sometimes they're too perfect. I'll say that much. Are you talking about like the crowd or the? Yeah, just the scenario of like the, oh, your ex is over there? Wait, you're sitting at the other table?

Hold on, hold on. Get a light on him. What's your name? You should date her? Oh, no way. Oh, this is crazy. This is crazy. Oh, no way.

It sounds like you're like stumbling across a club. stage. Yeah, okay, wait. Yeah, dude, the setups for the comedy bits where they're like, oh, your great grandma's uncle, like that he knew one time is over there, and he works perfectly with my joke. Hold on, hold on now. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Get out on him. Wait, wait. Oh, this is crazy. Motorized wheelchair. No, I didn't see this one coming. Camera guy. Oh, no, the camera guys, look at the back of the heads. There's no camera on the front state. There should be. That'd be kind of smart, low key. Is there any way to to view your history on TikTok, like of what you've watched? The Chinese people. No way.

it all. Watch history. There it is. Found it. What? Yep. You didn't know that was a thing? I didn't. You guys didn't know that? No, I just lost. Dude, the amount of things I've accidentally lost because I like fat finger. Big old butt and boobs, dude. Where is the watch history? It's in your

settings. Dude, I actually lost that. Look at my TikTok notifications. Donoief. Woo! Oh my 274,000. Give it up! I thought those 274,000 alerts from Dominoes.

Oh my god. Yeah, dude, I'd be ordered. Give a free pizza. Just kidding. Give a free pizza. You buy one, get one, tick tarts. Two time of pizza. Nine-nine tacos.

Nine-nine pizza. Nine-nine dominoes. Yeah, his name, the comedian's name is Andrew Scholes or whatever. Well, like I got canceled for being with the worst comedian ever. Hell, who is Andrews? Sorry, Andrew, I made that up. I'm sure you're great. Andrews Scholl.

No, I've seen some hot takes from him. I just, I came across it. And I was like, yeah. You have to have hot takes. It's part of their job. Yeah. have to be like borderline either this will fuck up everything

oh dude I just thought of something I just thought of something so sad Jay Leno his wife it has Alzheimer's he's been with her for over 40 years Jay Leno dude way to like kill the mood sorry about the funniest thing on earth

and now we're talking about growing put on like the funniest thing ever and you just said that the podcast is literally coming to a close and whatever I was going to be left with is Jay Leno's wife has Alzheimer's everybody enjoy your day use code group for 22% it all.

No, no, patchwork, patchwork, patchwork, patchwork, okay. What's better? What's better?

Figure that out. Would you just see it like right now? No. No, I came across it. That's really sad. You're like kicking the dirt. Dude,

gross looks awful. What happened? What? What'd you do? Me? Put on a hood and you're literally, you're like,

Playboy Cardi. Oh, God. You play ball of music. Oh, God. This is a hood that's on the jacket. Oh, wait, here's an actual genuine question, grunk, how is life without glasses?

I notice you stop wearing them as much. I'll be honest, I genuinely feel like I'm not, I don't, like, I feel unrecognizable. Like, I feel like you wouldn't be able to pick me out in a crowd anymore. I could. Well, I can tell you from chicken, bacon, ranch that I think people can and have, and well, I'll continue, I don't know. It was just a grunk charm.

But I enjoy it. I think I've begun to like how I look more without glasses and with glasses. Oh. Yeah, it's like getting. used to it. Because now when I put on the glasses, I like, wow, those really make your eyes way bigger. The comments, you're mocking, bro. Yeah, you are magging, low key. What is mauging? Bye-bye. Bye-bye. You need to make a book. You need to make a book on how to do it. The tips, the strategies. Dude, I was subconscious mewing for like a thousand years. Like, mute for a thousand years.

Yes, because literally like, I guess I, I, I, I, just don't be a mouth breather. It's really just that I think. That's true. Wow. No, yeah. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense. You don't be chill.

That's right. I remember, dude, it is so crazy to me that two years ago when we visited here, you looked how you looked. Like, you looked like a kid, like a child. It's actually baffling. What channel is that on? Is that on yours? It's on, it's on Isaacs and mine, actually.

True. But that was a crazy glow up, dude. It's weird. I don't understand. understand it because even when I look at videos from last year or like oh my god a few months again yeah no we all we all sound a little different we look a little little different I don't know about younger speak a little different this yeah yeah I speak a little different back then I do now now and I do that me am I and I got a little twine money I think grunk has the most uh what's the word

yeah yeah it's a pretty pretty yeah a glow you know just the craziest the craziest difference between point A and B. You did a little skin swap. If you shaved your head, I don't, I do not, I can't picture you with the shaved head. I'm not even, he literally said,

listen, Tanner said that if he ever saw me with hair that was like just above my ear, he would, yeah, you got to bring the perm back. The perm was freaking awesomeness.

Yeah, right now. He's been meaning to. My mom has been saying, like, she's like, I love your hair so much. It reminds me of Jesus.

And I'm like, that's what's, Thanks. That's beautiful. Yeah, it is beautiful. I was like, appreciate that. Like, this is like the wisdom, and then when I get the, when I get the perm, that's gonna be cut it off.

It's like, glory. It loses all of it's like glow. My mom, I should. My mom said something similar. She's like, I love your hair so much. It reminds me of Ian from Smosh. You said that? Smage.

Yeah. No way. She watches Smage. She did. And she was like, Anthony Padilla? Man, he left a long time ago. No, you look like freaking Ian. Your mom said that?

Yeah. And she was like, I used to watch them eat lunch in their car and do the food review. Really? That's next levels. Hey, guys, I have to poop. What is wrong with you guys? I don't know. Whoa, are we trading cards now?

Okay. So, all right. What? Trading cards? We're trading cards now. What does that mean? Let me wrap this. Let me wrap this thing up.

Oh, thank you everybody. Thank you everybody. Bye-bye. Thank you everybody for coming and listening to us talk about 40 things. I leave you with my. My chore, dude. Hello? Huh?

Hello, the biggest sale of the year. We'll talk about that. Hold on. Hold on. We're going to get to that. I want to leave you guys with the chore. It's the biggest sale of all time, actually. Okay.

All right. Ever. I'll get there. Watch. I leave you all with the chore. Give us the producer tag. Say whatever you want. Maybe your username so we know it's real and it's you.

Everybody use the hashtag. The group chat. They could type it. They could type in. We could try and do it or. No, I want to hear the. them do it. They got to do them. Sorry guys. You have to do it.

And also, this guy's to poop. I'm to sit here and drag this out. Dude. Oh, I'm like, oh, I'm like dad when, like, dad's one. Oh, shut up. All right. Listen, gentlemen. We're having the biggest 22% off. What?

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Highly. Return to the king for real. Tanner will be back. Maybe, probably. We will, he will. He will. Let's brofice it out. Farewell.

Goodbye. Mahah. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.