The Group Chat - #92 - THE KING IS BACK!

Episode Date: February 9, 2024

BigT is FINALLY BACK. But at the cost of grunkie... but... but... next episode everyone will be together :,) | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the pool podcast. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. I want to address to the good. Okay. A few things. Okay. A few things. We can even see what episode. This is number two. One. 1,000. 1,000. 1,000. 1.000. 1.000. Let's address these things. Number one. I'm going to get to the big one at the end. Okay. Number one. We said we were going to listen to your producer tags last episode. We probably will get to that today. So I apologize. That's crossed out. That is absolutely crossed out. Can we just address the elephant in the room? No, no, no, no. Number two.

There is an elephant. Number two. Grunks not here because he's at a birthday party with Bob. But he's a friend Bobby. He's friend Bobby. So happy birthday, Bobby. Can we address the elephant? And the number, I was saying the final one.

The big reveal, the big cahuda, the W. The W. The championship of the world. Big T's Bob! I just turned something false. above me. Oh my god. Way to ruin that for me, yummy. Dude, no, no, it's like he's literally here and you're like treating him like he's the least important thing. No, I said the big family leave it up to the group chat podcast to bring back one guy and kick another out.

I don't think we've all been together. It's like a curse. I didn't realize. I didn't even realize it. I thought the big thing was like, you know, the sale for gamer stuff. I totally forgot the Tanner. That is a big thing. We do gotta talk about that. Ladies and gentlemen, you can save up to 22. 22. That is not only two times 10. When this goes out, does it end? It ends today.

As you listen to this, it is going to end. It already might be over. It might be over. Oh, you better go check. You better check. You better check it. 22% out. Lean back in talks, son.

2 p.m. EST, it ends. So. Listen, listen, don't tell this. We'll get this out at noon. Listen, hold on. We got to tell them what they told us. They said that at 1 p.m.

CST. 1 p.m. and two seconds in. Okay. So 1 p.m. 2 seconds in. 50% off. And every shirt. 99% they've ever made. Only in that one window,

that one second window. Uh-huh. 102% off. 102% off. They pay you to buy. That's crazy. Wow. Wait, does that.

That's a good business right there. You need 200% off of them? No. You're like, oh, no. Oh, yeah, 100% off. Listen, I don't know how this. start to work when they come off because like we went to a like an outlet mall and they gave us like a 50% off item and then they did like when it if they do an extra percent off like let's say they do a 25 on top of the 50 they don't do it from the original price they do it from like the percent i don't know right yeah they do it's like if it was originally a hundred if it was originally a hundred it'll be 50 and then another half off of that 50 uh so 25 i don't know bro instead of a hundred off yeah that all i know is all i know is we have I had a purse that was like 70% off and it was not 30% of the price.

Okay. Oh, interesting. Well, hold on now. By lien, dude. I don't know what else to say. Just do it. I don't know. I don't know.

He needs to catch us up, T. He needs to catch us the heck up. Where have you been gone that long? Be real. Dude, it's been almost two months. It was two months. It was two months. It was so bad.

You didn't even know how we started the podcast. We usually start these things with like a clap sink. This guy was like, hello everybody. Welcome back. I was so rusty. I was like, all right, start us off there. Hello, everybody. They're like, no, no, no, no, you got to do the class.

I'm like, all right, right, right. Okay, why did these two have sunglasses all of a sudden? Is it bright in here? Somebody got a whole lot of color. Okay, fair enough. Is it bright in here? My bet. Look at me.

Damn. Look, I have the Applevision pros on. Okay. I saw someone using them in real life. Some crazy shit. Really? How did people get them so early? Yeah, Larry, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

It's because they're in stores now, apparently, so you can just buy them. So why did I pre-order mine? I don't know, because I didn't know they were going to do that. They didn't say that. They didn't say that they said they were going to release the second. So I thought they were going to ship out the second. Later, you have no clue what you're talking about.

Time out. I don't want people getting upset that I bought them. I bought them for the sake of a vlog to try it. Why would they be upset? We were mad. We actually do them. No, we bought them. We bought them.

We bought them. We bought them. We bought them. We bought them. I have a tip. How about you guys mind your damn business? How about that? I have another tip too

I kind of like that. Oh, I have a tip. Quit pocket watching, bro. Just because you broke doesn't mean you should get mad at people and how they spend their money. Come on, bro. I don't know about that.

I don't know about all that. I'm so broke. I don't know about all that. Dude, I don't know about all that. I speak for my friend when I say this. If you're poor, I don't like you. That's what he told me. You're speaking for your friend?

I'm speaking gentleman. Wait, who? You speaking for you. For soft Willie Nick. Me? Yeah. Yes, dude. Nick told us that.

Me? No, I'm just playing, guys. No, but If you're poor, you're okay. It's cool. It's okay. That's chill. I don't care.

It's chill. It's all right. I wouldn't even consider myself rich. Like, that's the craziest part. Because I'm not. All right. You're not. Look at my camera, bro.

Come on. Yeah, right, bro. Yeah, you got the blurred background. This camera is like, he's in prison. This camera is like four years old. My feelings are, bro. I'm in prison. Larry,

Larry, move to your left. Let me see the bed. No, I don't want to show it. It's actually a little worse right now. I'm rich because of the love that I share with my friends. Oh, hell. That is a dude. That is true.

That's a mattress topper on the ground. Oh, my God, Larry, look at your arm. I always follow the rule. You got to stay broke to, or what do I consider rich? If you're in the 1% of your age group, they broke to stay down, keep up. Act broke to stay rich. Okay.

No, okay. All right, fair enough. Fair enough. You're in the 1% of your age group. I bought Subway today, so I classify that as pretty well. That is pretty wealthy. You were wealth. You were,

I think you're in the 1% of your age group, probably. Right? 100%. I think if you make over $100. Would you believe that the owner of fucking steak is 28 years old or whatever, 20, whatever?

That. And he's a billion. Oh. What? Dude, that was good. That was, wait.

What did you just say? I didn't hear. What? Repeat that one more time for the back. Did you say someone about us in the bag? About a cow. I said the owner of steak. And he said,

What kind of steak? And it was like, I'm waiting for a fucking Rib-eye. I'll be here all night. I'll be here for another 50 minutes, everybody. Then I'm leaving. What's that?

Sorry, I don't know. Dude, I'm looking at my audacity and it's all the same like circle. Oh, you're right. Mine too. Quit, quit. Wait, mine was the same when I said quit twice. Quit, quit, quit. Oh, no, stop, stop.

Oh my God, wait, it happened again. Hold on. Wait, hold on. I have to tell you guys. I have to tell you guys about something crazy. I got a cool. Dude, that's going to be on TikTok. You're literally like,

my autistic podcast that I watch. My thumbs sucking dumb podcast. I'm making art on my audacity waveforms. Oh, my God. When I meet people in real life and they ask me what I do and I say I'm on a podcast or something like that, they ask what we talk about. And I just can't, I say nothing.

You just have. Can we talk about people in real life? I sometimes go to the gym. I'm going to talk to like a real human except that since I left the house. Dude, people that. What? I was going to say the only time I,

I like spoke to a real human twice in the last like year of my life. They both tried to buy my Honda fit. Can we talk about that for a second? Yeah, I was saying that is. A dude showed up to our house and was like, hey, what are you doing with the Honda fit? And then I was like, oh, you know,

it's my car. I don't really know yet. And he was like, you look at a sell it. And I'm like, not really. And he's like, well, I'll buy it. And I'm like, okay, well, I'm not selling it. So thank you. And then, and then you got to tell him about the time where you said,

come back when my friend's home and he'll sell his car to you. Because I'm not doing that. I offered up Isaac's car because I wanted to like, yeah. He said circle back. I was like, yeah, he has a different car that he might be willing to sell because you need to get rid of it anyways. Yeah. You're in the backyard or. Can I just tell him what that car is?

It's not like it's a crazy, expensive car, anything like that. We have, I'm just going to say we have. An old Miata. Gotis. No, we have an old Miata taking up a two-car garage space. Yeah, keep in mind, this car is probably as tall as shit. Shout out to Isaac. Shout out to Isaac, who hasn't started it in like three months.

And when I was like, can I borrow it to drive it? He's like, dude, it's going to be alive. Don't worry, dude. Can I tell you? And it was. Like the size of a lawnmower. Dude, I got to tell you about this potential deal, Isaac, because you didn't even hear even hear at all.

That was the first guy that offered it by my Honda fit. The second guy who it was a Cabo Bob. as we do, as a family. As you do. And this random guy, we were just talking to him, he was in the parking lot, and he was talking about how he works on Hondas and stuff like that. And I was like, oh, cool, I have a Honda Fit.

And he was like, dude, I'm looking to buy a Honda Fit so I can K-24 swap it, and I can daily it. And I'm like, wow, that's insane. And then he was like, yeah, I'm also selling a FocusR. Do you want to do a trade and then pay me like 20K, 25K? And I was like, maybe. So that offers on the table.

Because that would be an insane upgrade to a 28-1. manual focus RS. That's kind of crazy. You could buy a Focus RS for probably 20K. No, you cannot. No, you can't. You can buy like 30 something thousand probably. Like 35.

They were 40 less than a year ago. It was kind of insane. Dude, they're really good cars. Can we talk about when we went to, I don't want to forget it. I really, really wanted to talk about when we went to wash our cars. Oh my God.

I wasn't there, man. Can I just give like a base background and then you can explain what happened. Because I don't remember what it was said, but... I remember exactly what was said. Okay, all right. I'll explain what happened and you chime in. I'll...

Yummy can do it. So it was Isaac. It was yummy and it was me. We were driving to go wash our cars, right? So we went to one of those do-it-yourself kind of things, you know? Yeah. You swipe a car. You do-it-your-type thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're doing that. We're having a good old time. It's just like us and then like two other dudes that are in like a bay to like the left or whatever. So it was like pretty much empty. And now at this point we're going to like we're getting these like air fresheners for our cars. Right. Like we're just underneath this overhead thing. Yeah, the little black ice is the best scent. So we got that. And we're just sitting there and go ahead. Yami, take it away. So we're going and we put them in my car and it's like a line. It's literally

me, Nick and Isaac. We're all standing outside of our driver doors. We're all parked next to each other. over the loud-ass speaker, there's like a music break. It goes, only playing black music. And then we're all like, no one says a word. And then it just puts on like a random ass song that has nothing to do with anything.

We're like, what does that even mean? Like, what is that? Wait, even the guys, even the guys who are there? Hold on. Hold on. Because wait, it's Black History Month. Are they doing that because of that? Dude, I don't know.

I don't know. What do you classify black music? That's what I'm saying. I don't know. don't know when you go remember what song was maybe it maybe it means like you know like artists that are black I don't know I guess why would they say it like that it was insane yeah we were crazy because like my day's listen to this DJ like like station and it would go like in the middle of the song grass you'd be like yes

and go super you're let's say too too too too too 97 blah bar bar bop la phone no and no good sometimes we're I'm pretty sure they were playing like country or something. It was weird. It wasn't. I don't even remember what it was, but. I was driving through a town when I was back in Washington and I was just like on the radio because I forgot my phone.

And this was like away from my hometown. But all I heard was like, they got done playing Hey There, Delilah. And I was like, all right, that was a pretty good song. And then all I heard was. All right. I never heard of this song. First time. And I was like, damn, that shit's love.

Ever. That was going to joke. The punchline part two is all I heard was after that song was Sasquatch City, we make it look here. We found him. We're stepping on the beach. Boys, boys, boys. I need to vent.

This is to do with me and Tanner. And it was when we're at the airport. actually coming back from the airport. I'm going to see if you remember. We were driving back from the airport, okay? And I haven't seen this guy in months. So I'm bombarding him with questions and all that. You know, we're trying to get, we're trying to catch up and all that.

So we're driving. We're going on the freeway. And he's like, he's like, asking all these things. He's like, how you've been, you know, how's it going? And then he's going. And so we're on the freeway. I'm trying to like leave or I'm trying to exit the freeway. and I think I'm in the second lane or something like that.

So I have like one lane and then another one to go. Okay. So I go to one lane, right? And there's this exit coming up. And I'm thinking that it's going to be on the second exit, right? Not this one that's like really like right there. And I'm looking and I'm like double check it on my map. I'm like, that looks a little close.

And I'm going a little quicker than I expected. And then I'm realizing like it's this exit that's coming like right, like right up. And I'm like, oh my fucking God, it's right here. I'm like Tanner. I'm so sorry. He goes, how was your Christmas? And then we always we like I don't know

It's Christmas I was just like You jersey slid In my head I was like Oh my You Jersey Sliding through

The thing I didn't say anything During that whole Like that whole That whole thing I didn't say a word I was just like In my head

In my head I was realizing So he's like He goes How was your Christmas I'm like oh my God I'm so sorry dude I didn't realize The exit was right there

Because He's like, oh, these, like, two were... Yeah, there's access over there have, like, poles. Yeah. They do a little thing. If he was picking me up and we just both died. Oh, my. And sometimes Google map or like, no, I was using Apple Maps.

It like doesn't, like, I don't know. It's just the way it shows some things. It's just not... If you're too close to a highway, it'll think you're there. And then it'll go there and that's how you miss exits. It's so soon. And they're also so thin. So, like, everything's like, oh, way too compact.

But it was just so funny how he had this, like, joyful, bright smile. And he was like, how I was just happy. I was like, how is your Christmas? What? And that's crazy to think about like your Christmas. You weren't even, I don't even remember what I did for Christmas though so long ago. December for the past three years have been.

What did I do? It was weird. It was so weird. You, uh, you, uh, you're, oh, I remember. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And we visited family. Yeah. And we visited here. Oh, yeah. And we visited here for a little bit. I don't know why.

I don't know why like you cursed yourself and chose to. But let's make sure the last leave VC happens at like November. Yeah. No. already planning for it. We're going to be recording early November. I have an idea for Last to Leave BC that go hard as hell. Next video title. No, next video title.

Last to leave. VC finale. No. Last to leave VC wins nothing. Yeah, I was thinking about lowering the price. It's a joke. It's a battle of willpower and you get nothing. You don't even get a single dollar. You get fucking street cred, brus. And I win

and then I win nothing because I don't know anything. I think the funniest. It's going to be funny in about three months. I remember that there's this one clip, just one clip about this video. And it was right before you're about to go to bed. And we're all still in and we're all still, we're mobbing, we're grinding. And it was so funny because you joined. And we were just talking about how you ate like so many donuts and then went to bed.

And then Yummy's like, like tired voice like, like, Nick, did you eat a dozen donuts and go to bed? It's funny because I used the. gift of like LeBron James saying, kill this guy with hammers, kill this guy with hammers right now. I keep thinking about it. It's so, dude, like, why did you eat Lari's donuts and then get tired

and take a nap? Why are you making it sound like I actually, like, got up every 12 minutes or something, you had three of someone else's donut. I don't know. There is a dozen donuts. Dude. That is, that is one-fourth of the amount.

Is that enough to not ask? You just eat? Okay, well, When you see a dozen donuts, you don't think that one body is going to eat all dozen donuts. I thought that you helped yourself. But over the course of a few days, maybe. Well, you know what? Now the next time that I see a jumbo box of like, you know, I don't know anything,

I'm just going to be like, oh, okay, that's for one individual and that's it. Like, Isaac, you made these little tiny sandwiches. These like smorgish-bork sandwiches when we were watching football. Smorgish-Borge. Smorghumgish-stall. It's all right. It's all right. Won't help myself.

Go ahead. I have an input, side input. So this is very, very crucial to the plot of the story. The other day, me and Isaac being the ghosts that we are, I went, so he had bought ranched it for the Super Bowl, and I went and bought some name brand cheddar and what is it, cheddar and sour cream ruffles? Yeah.

No, those were H.E.B. Delights. Those are G. No, they were ruffles. There were ruffles. Nope, HB. There's HB. There's HB ruffles. I'm talking about the ones that I bought.

Isaac Not your poop chips that are this big dude your little microchips man Some big face ruffles big money Okay big money So we're sitting in there Big funny Maybe I hadn't bought those yet actually

But anyways Regardless we're dipping chips Right because Isaac had these other chips We're dipping chips and we're putting them in the ranch dip And then I'm like dude this is the greatest combo To ever exist on man like on the planet earth Like on mankind and when it comes to snacks Nothing better

And then Isaac's like yeah dude Bangin bro And then he's like Nick try some And I'm like yeah Nick you need this And he's like No, dude, I don't want that. I don't want anything. And then he was like, yeah, well, if it was chocolate,

you would have been eating it by now. And then, like, we're just, like, talking or whatever. We're still just, like, eating our chips. Just hanging out in the kitchen, like, staying in there. I'm not even kidding you. I hear, like, rummaging, like, right next to me.

And I look over. He's opening chocolate covered almonds, and he's eating them. And I was like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He opened up and started eating them. And I was like, he was right. If it was chocolate, he would be eating it.

Dude, dude. Dude, I wouldn't. Wait. shit. I wouldn't do that. Yeah, dude. That was nice. Nice, dude. And then like three minutes later, I forgot about that interaction. I was like, ooh, chocolate almonds. And I helped myself. And they were like, what the

fuck? I was like, oh, shit. I remember I went into your car for the first time and it was like, there was like, all right, let's get in there. And all I see is a bag of peanut Eminem's. I was like, dude, are you packing? I was like, what the hell is? He just has an automobile. I said, don't talk about that.

He's like, what are these? I'm like, don't bring that up. Don't bring that up. Put those down. He's like, what are these? I'm like, dude. You always have as a seabot. Nick, you have possibly one of these sweetest. The biggest sweet tooth of all time. You do.

Biggest sweet tooth I've ever, out of anyone I've ever met. I don't even, I hate sweet. It's just chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate. Chocolate.

It's kind of silly. You're trying to be on national law about it. Chocolate. Because I remember like back in the day when you were like, you hated your life and you wanted to die and you were eating like 300 calories of like, salmon. Woo, You ate in your life and wanted to die.

It was like one poker bowl. Tuna and go back up and go to bed. Yeah, it would be like one one pokeball of like 400 calories. And you'd be like, yeah, I'm just like fasting. Like you should maybe eat a little bit more. But no matter what, even during your fast, you'd always have like at least one little piece of chocolate. No. No.

Yeah, snicker bar. Snicker bar. I remember. He loved a little chocolate. I remember when he was fasting. And he was like, he came downstairs and he's like, I'm so hungry. He ate like. like a can of tuna. I was like, all right, that's

protein. He drank some, some LeCroy and he went back upstairs. He comes back down. I see him just eating like I think we bought like a tub of brownies or rice crispy treats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The holiday ones. Yeah. He ate an entire time. It's just funny because you can stay away

from like really crazy like food. Like the actual bad for you. Thri. Fast food. Everything. But if it's like a chocolate bar, you want it. You like, you know that shit. Why is this? Do you guys remember when we were doing Gartick phone one time and then someone wrote Nick

and then grunk like drew me waking up working out crying in the shower was me working out crying in the shower and going to bed That was the funny It's probably a video somewhere

It's in your It's in one of your videos Yeah I'm trying to look through our screenshots for it What does Yomi do? Yomi are you like You're freaking out your camera Was that good? Yeah

I was like Why is your screen? shutter rate so bad. It's good. I was just doing it really quick. How the hell? How do I get myself in the eye? Fingers.

Oh, can we talk about it? Oh, go ahead. I was going to ask how Tanner's Christmas was because we didn't get to talk about it, did we? Oh, yeah. It was, dude, it was pretty good. You're going to not believe me, but that entire time when I was hanging out with my family

and having a good time in Washington, I played through all of Diablo three and I beat Mad in 20. You mean we wouldn't believe you. I won't 100% believe. No, but you want to believe this part. I played career franchise Madden 24 for at least all day and all night for two days straight. And I won seven Super Bowls.

All seven Super Bowls. See the rings. I was to, dude. One, two. Oh five. Can't even fit on one hand. Can't even fit on my neck. Put them on your big toes.

I need a big old toe. But I was just playing bad. I made a beast, dude. Tanner and I were like, we just like, rock out with some Diablo. And I was like, okay. Yeah. There was a point where he was just on for like 12 hours a day.

Like this guy, it was like, it was dead or the binding of Isaac. But. Yeah. And that was fun? After binding of Isaac? Diablo three for 10 hours a day.

That is fun. It's fun. It's fun. Honestly, Isaac burnt out. Isaac burnt out. I did burn out. But Tanner did before me because I'm on and I'm like,

I'm leveled up. I was playing away before. But the, the way I knew that he was not effing with. Diablo, no more, was when he sent me a picture on I message of a Cowboys jersey with his last name on it saying, download Madden 24. I'm like, what? Like, why?

From Diablo to Madden 24 is like a universe apart in terms of like genre. So I'm like, what? I was like, dude, I don't want to go yet. And I still want to play one more game. And I just started playing Madden. And I played for the Cowboys for like 20 years. And I retired. And I was like, all right.

You go from one game to one game, like, at a time. There was one time where you were telling me. It was the bills at first. I was playing something. You were like, dude, what are you playing? I was like, uh, Caled Re World at War campaign. He's like, oh, I need to buy that right now. And you bought it.

You never played it. You just got a, it's like, that's when my ADHD kicks in. Like, I remember I was like, I saw a guy do a kickflip. I was like, fuck, I want to do a skateboard. And I bought it and it was like, I decked out an entire skateboard. And I just, I did one Ollie and I never touched it again. In real life? In real life.

I did one Ollie. And I'm done. Dude. is fucking dangerous man I won't even lie. It's scary. I didn't be so balanced. Yeah. Didn't you like break your shoulder yummy? I broke my arm.

Oh God. Skateboarding when I was younger. Yeah. When you're yeah. I got a big contusion when I was longboarding down a hill. That is not a longboors. I got longboards. I got speed wobbles.

It's like you got a bump on your head on it. It's like a cartoon bump. It's all red with three hairs. Yeah. So I was going down a hill for the first time. Shiny. Yeah. It was like shiny.

Shiny and red like all the way. to the top. I had to cover it with a big cowboy head. There's little rats that were climbing it like Mount Everest with a big axe. Put a flag down. I think I see it. I think I see the top.

Yeah, what was I going to say? You were longboarding down. You were long boarding down and you got to continue. I think I already said this story. You bombed a master hill? I did bomb pretty. No, it was like, I think the hill was actually like 10 feet.

I'm going to be 100%. But I think I went. So like a driveway. Yeah, I think I went so fast just because how heavy I was. I was 275. You were going to bomb that Master Hill. I didn't know you ever got that big. I was that big.

That was freshman year. I lost all my weight junior and sophomore year. Were you heavier than I've ever been? Or were we both maxed 275? I think we were the same. We were both max 275. And then in two years, I lost to 130 pounds and then I did cross country. When you lost your weight, you were really thin.

I had abs. No, I had abs. You were like thin, like you were lean. I was stick, twigs, and bones. I was really tiny. I thought there was something wrong with me because I was so skinny for so long. That's why I got so fat, dude. I was like, I actually called my mom when I was like 22 and I was like, or I think I was like 21.

And I was like, hey, when did you meet dad? Like, when did he start gaining weight? Because I'm like, I look like a kid still. I don't know what I'm going to start getting bigger. And she was like, I don't know. Why don't you ask him? I was like, man, we don't talk like that. Hey, dad, when did you start getting bigger?

No, that's, that's real. Your metabolism slows down. Yeah. It's going to go so fast. It's like a night and day. Like you'll know. Right. Dude, you know what is crazy?

And it's like, maybe there's like an older thing to say. But like I've noticed a significant difference in my metabolism from when I was 18 to now like 24. Incomparable completely. Like totally incomparable. It's like a train too. Yeah. That's why I feel like you're at an advantage if you're a little bit overweight when you're younger. Because you get you adjust to it a lot sooner when you, it's like,

easier like more forgiving for your body to like change weight you know like discipline so you can keep going and stuff because like if you do it early you're just going to always think like oh yeah i used to do and then you just keep me on yeah i thought it was invincible for a while muscle memory you'll adapt you'll always be fit yeah your your metabolism is also dependent on um just like basic activity so like people in their 30s who haven't worked out in like five years it's gonna be a lot harder to lose weight yeah and someone who's been working out until they're 30 i've been working out every day since i was 16 so i can just go back into it it takes me like a a month, but I can just muscle memory kicks back in. I can start lifting again, like super crazy.

It's pretty fun. It's pretty awesome. You just stay, if you stay consistent, like even if you're not eating as well, you're, you're doing half the battle, you know, it can go either way. If you're like not really active, but you're eating healthily, then that's really, really good. Yeah. That's probably the better of the, you know, of the two, but like if you're eating like shit and also working out, I mean, dude, going home was like my, my boot camp. I got rid of all of caffeine. I barely drank any alcohol. Like I think I had two drinks of alcohol when I was there. And then I'd work out every single day. I'd work out sometimes twice a day. I'd do cardio. I would work out. I would do sonat. And then I would just go to bed at 8 p.m. and I'd wake up at 6 a.m. and just do that overnight.

Dude, it was the complete opposite for me. The absolute complete opposite. I go to the fridge. Fucking doctor paper, Sprite, Coca-Cola. I had all the options. I opened the cabinets. Hot Cheetos, uh, hot fries. I got like, uh, every cereal brand. I got like everything. I'm like mom why did you do this why and she's like oh no no don't worry I got you I got oranges and bananas soon I was like oh okay but no dude and then when I'm like waking up from like there was like sometimes what should be home um like should be home and not working and then I'll be sitting on the couch like waking up and she's like no go back to bed and she put like one big layer like blanket over me no go back to bed don't wake up yet I'm like why it's like I'm like

it's like I already like it's almost like 12 you're like just go back to bed you're sleeping so good. I'm like, dude, my mom bought me like, I was just like trying to chill on soda. She bought me a 12 pack of zero sugar fanta to just to try. And I drank one.

And I ended up drinking all 12 of them while playing mad. Oh, you're going to mention the part where you ate all of your mom's NutraSweet muffins in one night because you did do that too. They're on Jenny Craig. And it's like a diet thing. And they got sent somebody else's order and it was Nutrisystem, which is another diet thing.

They're like, yeah, just don't touch her Jenny Craig stuff. You can have the Nutris System stuff. I was like, okay. And it was mainly desserts. It was like like 20 chocolate brownies, 20 vanilla brownies, and 20 strawberry brownies. And I was like, oh, hell yeah. And I took one out and I ate one.

I was like, all right. I was like, sweet. I think I ate all of those brownies in two or three days when it was at least. There was like 60 brownies. It was supposed to last for like two months, I think. I ate all of those brownies. They're like 70 calories of pop. There's like eight.

There's like 20 rappers just all my. I did. That's all I ate was right. Would you guys, would you guys say that you have a sweet or salty tooth more? I'm salty. I'm salty. I need chips to dip and see.

How do you guys work with? I know your answer is Nick. Well, yeah, I'm sweet for sure. But how do you guys, do you guys have like that awesome middle of like caramel? Do you guys like salted caramel?

Oh, no, I don't like salted caramel. I'll always prefer like chips over chocolate always. Yeah, same here. I like milkshakes, so I will prefer a milkshake somewhere. milkshakes are great

milkshakes okay how about this wait everybody wins french fried dipped in milkshake oh don't even play with me Larry Larry's like new to the food world

at what you have to go to Wendy's you gotta order the chocolate frosty no I still am I still in God he is I am I am still like I'm like at the front door on God he usually

asked me like what's in Calamari like two days ago what's in Calamari Fair enough. I don't even ask me that at all. Hey man, what's in tuna, by the way?

Speaking for me. Hold on. Hold on. What's in mustard? I don't know. You got these piping hot fries. You got to go Wendy's. Wendy's only.

Wendy's has it. You got the large fries. He got maybe a small chocolate frosty. Take like three or four of the fries. Dip them in that frosty. Eat it. It's like, boom.

It's like a party in the mouth. I've never heard of that. I'll try it. Yes. Yes. It is. It's good. It's a lot.

And a frosty is really, really good. I was like white people's stuff. I was getting chubby. It's only one news. I was eating a jack in the box Oreo milkshake every day for like two weeks, I think. Five guys is the best milkshakes though. I've never in my life.

I will put it all my life that in and out has the worst milkshakes I've ever had in my entire life. It tastes like the marshmallow fluff that you'd buy from the grocery store and then you just make it like chocolate. I hate that. Like, um, always food with. For baking or whatever. No, the marshmallow, like the malleable. It's like, floof.

Oh, Fluff? Like, do you know the jet, jet puff, jet puff? Yeah, I know. Yeah. Wait, can I, can I tell you guys something? Um, so I went back on my like, my door dash, like, orders and shit like that, right? And when I, when I first got my, like, big, like, paycheck from, from Twitch, I've never, I've never had a DoorDash before at that point. And so I was like, let me order.

And for one month straight, I think it was like, 20 something days. Back to back to back to back. I ordered a 10 piece lemon pepper wing. I ordered that giant like lemonade thing. And then I would just have that every single day back to back to back to back to back. How that was a lot of your door dash? Because I could just scroll on for hours.

And I'm just, I was going through emails. I swear to God, dude, you press go live. You press go live once once and you're on door dash. That's just how it works. No. I hate that. What are you talking about?

I hate that. Streamers always order food. I'll say this now. The first taste of the Twitch money, you're going to be ordering McDonald's. Dude, I was so happy staying home because I never ordered DoorDash. Yes. I just had, yes. I stopped door dashing.

I'm done with doors. I did too, but I'm saying people who first, first do it. I'm saying people like Larry and they get that Twitch page and they're like, ooh. You're like, oh, I can order them home. I could order food. I remember when I first came here and I was like, dude, I can doordash now because my time didn't have any door dashes. got addicted. I was door dashing Cheetos. I dooredashed eye hop.

Okay. I dooredash to Denny. You were. You were. You guys are your doordashed in 7-Eleven on my food. It's been a, wait, okay, so I told Larry this today. It's been a week since I door-dashed. And-gummy. Me too. And aside for me living in Tennessee and doing Hello Fresh for that, like, entire year that I lived there, I, this is my first week with the ordering on DoorDash since 2020, I think. Oh, geez. And how do you feel? And how do you feel? You're losing weight. You're, you're, you're,

looking good. I feel good. Can I go poop? Yeah, dude. It's basically like having grunk here. Still. Yeah, you're like, drunk. He's like, he's got to go poop. I'm going to get out of here like a little guy. Oh, that's the hardest of trouble all the time. It's actually going to be so funny when we eventually do the IRO podcast,

like if we're going to have to poop, we're going to have to like leave the whole thing. We would have to like put your mic down just to go. Walk in front of everybody. Make you not a trip on. make sure not a hit anything. Yeah, you better make sure it's like a valid poop, bro. Like, you better really have to go if you're doing that. Yeah, it better be like purvey dog.

A valid. Dude, my camera looks like parental activity. It looks like a poop is invalid, bro. That poop is not valid. Let me, oh yeah, we got to check. Come back with like the little picture on the phone. Be like, what do you guys think? Is it valid valid?

Larry, you just reminded me. When I was a kid, I, whenever like, so my mom used to move around quite a bit. Like, so I would have like a room like in some place and another place. But like, then when we would. start moving into like all these other houses, I always made sure when looking for a room, never to have the same room that paranormal activity one looked like. Where like the bed was next to the entrance and like you could if if like the way the camera position was set up, I was so fucking scared of that movie growing up. I made sure to never have a

room like that. Is that where that started? What? Yes. Because I swear to God he won't sit down and watch a horror movie with the boys. You're scared of like scary movies. You are terrified of them. Dude, while while the movie was playing, I was on the team. TV to the left. So like we used to have a projector, right? So you could like watch in the live in the, I guess in the living room. It was it was a small apartment, but still like we had a projector. And then I'd be playing on the TV. I was playing MLB on the Wii. Yeah. And I'd be like, I'd be sitting there with like the pillow right up to my eyes and I'd be like looking over every now and again. And then I just like throw the ball. And then I look over and it would get scary. I'd never want to watch it again. Let me know if you know this feeling. I remember when I was young, I would watch a scary movie with like my parents or something. And I would go to my bed. I'm like, all right. I'm. I'm like, all right. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. need some water. So I go get water. And like I start walking back to my room. I start walking a little bit faster. I'm like, oh shit. I'm like, I close my door and I jump in my bed. I'm like, it just takes one. It just takes one. It just takes one. What about this one? What about this one? I don't know if you guys ever had to do this. But like, for me, I used to be in the living room right. The TV will be on. And I'm like, I got to go to bed soon. So the house would be dead quiet except for the TV. But I would have to turn off the TV and to go to my room. So I would be like, okay. Okay. Okay. I gotta make sure the path is ready.

This is the shortest time. I've got the controller. Off. Throw it. Bro. Go to my room. You turn the lights. Boom.

Close the door. I'm like, for me, okay. For me, what I would do when I was a kid because I got, like,

I got scared, obviously. Aw. But then I grew a pair of, oh, I was so human. Bro, come on.

He's balls between these legs. I watch horror movies all the time. I guess I'm like a man. But like my thing. I watch life week all day, bro. Bro, on God,

does it even bother you? No. Brer, So I would like turn off the TV or after watching something scary. And like if there was even a hint of like darkness somewhere, like a dark hallway, I wouldn't even acknowledge it. I would act chill AF on the inside. I'm like, oh my God. Because I'm thinking if I notice it, it's going to come after me.

It's going to pretend. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't know. I would just like go in like a sequence of lights to turn on and turn off. So I would never turn off a light without another one on first. Yeah.

So like if I turn it. If I turn it on the one in the hallway and I needed to go to the living room, I'd go to the living room, turn that one on, go back to the hallway, turn that one off. And then same thing for the kid. Getting into bed was the scariest part for me. Getting into like, I didn't. You turn your back. Why you turn your back on the monsters?

It's like, real. Ooh, I like jumped on my bed. Like I jumped. Yeah. That house, the nonsense house, or the SSG house, excuse me. Oh, okay. Yeah. The SSG house is huge.

Were you ever like, were scared? Were you scared? I'm telling you, and I'm pretty sure I've said it on the podcast before, but like the only time where like I've actually had a paranormal what I would consider experience because like I was an adult and I feel like I had like a good, you know, compass on things. Like I understood the world and everything. I wasn't a kid, you know, like it wasn't fueled by fear whatsoever. It was the last day that I lived in the house and everyone had already moved out.

And I was just like slow to moving all my stuff out. And I was sleeping on the couch in the living room. and it's like the back of the couch is like here and like the whole open room the whole open house on the first floor is behind me and I'm sitting there just watching TV I'm pretty sure that was during the time where I first started watching Rust content

like blueprint and all that stuff and I was laying down just watching it and swear to God I hear like barefoot like how Tanner sounds when he runs in the house barefoot sprinting sprinting right to the back of my couch and it stopped

right behind my couch. No, dude, I just closed my eyes and I was like, I'm not looking. I know no one's here. I'm not looking. I just knew no one was in there. And I was like, yeah, it's over. Like if I'm going to bed, I woke up and I was fine. But yeah, no, I wouldn't really say I was scared.

I would say I was more like lonely because we would actually go like days or weeks without seeing each other because it was so big. Not even kidding. That's, yeah, that's scary. I don't like that. And hearing each other. Because I had a bottom back left side of the house. It was over, it was like 7300 square feet, I think.

I had a room at the back left with my own private bathroom and then directly above that bedroom I had my own office with my own private bathroom Come on now Yami I remember that one clip of you like spitting mouthwash at the he spit mouthwash That was in my bathroom on my downstairs bedroom That's when I first saw Yummy

That's when I first saw I was just having fun He was like brushing a teeth and then like Yeah I was in bed shirtly it I was in bed shirt It got it got in to your speakers and you're like, I had to play a video on YouTube. I hear it.

It cleans your speakers, the YouTube video. And then you'd shake it and you'd look at us like a baby just found a phone. And then you'd go back to shaking it really fast. You'd look at us like a baby just found the phone again. It was playing audio. It was like, and then it would come out.

Right. Mm-hmm. Yo, you know what I read? I don't even know what I'm trying to say here. I touched bass again. with this one specific food. I reconnected, I rekindled my relationship, but they rebranded as well.

You guys remember devil dogs? That's hot dogs? Dude, isn't that from regular show? Devil dogs sounds like a T-shirt. No. Devil dogs has to be like a, devil's a t-shirt brand with the bulldogs that are like saying menacing things.

And they're like, if you touch my daughter, I'm gonna kill you. Have you seen those? You can, you touch my toolbox, he's dead. Touch my daughter. I've never seen those before. I've never seen devil dogs. Look, those are really, really, really good.

It's from Drake's, uh, bakery or whatever the heck. Drake has a bakery. That's definitely what his dog looks like. Oh, God, he has a devil dog. Come on. Drake. Devil dog. Drake.

Devil dog. Yeah. He a cowboy. He's a last one there. We'll woo. Dude. Slap to the head. All right.

So look, if you, have you guys ever had a ring ding? Excuse me. Ringning, ringning. Right there. Dude, no. Let me see this picture of this. This is off-brand little Debbie's. Why are you?

Ringdings are really good. Yeah, what the fuck is it? Drake's big ring dings under his devil dog, his big old nuts. Oh, yeah. Ring ding ding ding ding dong. I just had a devil dog not too long ago, and they're really, they're really good.

Dude, they look like just like some. I like them so much. I like them so much. Okay, so I have a cousin, and she, like, bakes and stuff like that. She's been baking her entire life. And I like them so much that from my communion, I think it was, like this years and years ago, she made a cross out of devil dogs with icing on top. That's how much I fucking love them.

You had a cartoon. She made an item for church that had the name devil in it. It was wrong with their sacrilege. Oh, wait, yeah. I didn't think about that. Oh, my God. Devil dog cross. For your communion, where you're supposed to need the body of Christ?

Your body of Christ was a devil dog. Yeah. Are you kidding? It was either that or a Costco cake with the balloons on it. That's even worse. Why? It must be like lamented bread or something, dude. Like, look.

Lamented. Lamented. Unleavened. I had golf fish and grape juice, bro. What's lamented? It's unleavened, he means. What's unleavened? That just means there's no yeast in it so does it rise.

I don't know what a lamented is. You are, dude, you are not a real Christian, bro. No, I'm thinking of Christian. Lamentations, bro. You think about Laminate. Lamin' verse. John 316, bro. Come on.

Oh, for God so love the world. Whatever. Head-assboor. All right, Isaac, I'm going to be honest. I looked up what lamented is, and it says a conventional way of describing someone who has died or something that has been lost. Yeah, because your relationship with Christ died that day, you ain't a devil dog for communion. Come on.

Can I get a hallelujah? That's an up-top thing. Maybe it is lamented because Jesus passed away. Amen. Amen. I mean. Hold on. Speaking of,

uh, Jesus. New Jersey. What? Anyways, Tanner and I started a show. And, who, I feel like a parent.

Whoa, there we go. Mama. I feel like I'm watching it without me. Dude, I'm not even kidding. And we're watching a nice show together. Dude.

We're watching a show about the entirety of Nick's childhood. Nick's life. Dude, Nick's exactly. I get asked. Dude, I get asked. I'm like,

Nick. You know where Newark is? New York. Who asked you that? Tanner. No, I said, Tanner, what? Say, do you know where Newark is?

I said, Nick, you're from Newark, right? Because I know I'm not. Pretty much. Oh, well, you mean, I do it. Yeah. But the shows, the shows are called, the shows called the Supranos. Yeah.

If you haven't watched it, it's got boobs, drugs, mobs, you're godfather, everything you need. It's, it's like my favorite. It's, I don't watch a lot of, like, TV. TV, especially older TV. This is from the 1999, but dude, I watch it. It's addicting. It's like my favorite show right now. So like, it is good.

In the same way that I feel like YouTubers get mad when TikTokers blow up because they have like low effort stuff, how do you think TV production feels when they have like millions and millions and millions of dollars into this shit and it's dying to YouTube? I'm like, dude, it has to be. This Mr. Beast guy is just like give it away a car

and getting 40 billion views. Like that's fucking sick. Dude, I just put $20 million and paid 19 different actors that I like, Like interviewed for three years. You know who fucking did that shit first? America's Makeover, Extreme Makeover Home Edition. They did that shit first.

They were so early. Is that the booth? Wait, hold on. You want to know the original React content? America's funniest home videos, bro. Tom Bergeron started React content. They're still on YouTube. They're still, they post on YouTube now.

Hold on, wait, wait. Is Tom Bergeron dead? Think about this. Think about this. There are so much more money in TV because of the shows can be like a quiet. by these streaming platforms, no one can acquire a Mr. Bees video. Yeah, they do.

They buy back, they buy backlog of YouTubers all the time and then they shoot it on TV. Mr. Beasts, we personally know people that this has happened to. Mr. Beast has sold his back catalog before. Yes, he sold some of his videos. Yeah, we have him. Yeah, upload those videos. What are you doing? Tom Bergeron is so old, he's a silver fox.

I would kiss him so good. Ooh, he's a silver fox. What's a silver fox? He's got gray hair. Sexy old man with gray hair. with gray hair. He's like a smoky wood. Oh,

he's in the, yeah, he's a mahogany. What about Rob Derek? Rob Derek in that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That show got me in trouble so many times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was one time there was these girls

never like on a jet ski. My mom walked in. I'm like, dude, I'm not even watching it. He's like, why are you watching that? I'm not even watching it. I'm not even watching it. Dude, I'm not watching him. And then Rob Derrick's like,

dude, did you see those? Oh my. And then that girl's heading next. You're like, Dude, like an evil witch. I would watch that. Every dad come up from school. The internet was on this motor mode.

The internet was so, like, so, it was just so simple back then, because after I would, like, watch AFV, my sister and I would go on to our iPods and look up cat memes on Google and just read out the captions. Like, the Ican has cheeseburger. I can have cheeseburger. All of it. We would actually laugh. That was so much fun. I'm really wondering, like, what went wrong, man? What went wrong?

What do we do? So like Drake's big old Weiner, if that was shown in 2006, that would be the news for like five years. I think they'd talk about it for a staple. But Drake's Weiner now, they talk about it like for a day and it's over. By the time his podcast comes out, probably nobody will even care. I thought that Cardi thing was a big deal and then Drake's Weiner appeared and Oh, I wondered that was cover up.

That was definitely cover up. Drake has had, dude, Drake flashed his penis to get eaten out of the hot seat. Drake's a real friend. People are Cardi out of the hot seat. That's crazy. I think that Drake has probably one of the most impressive runs out of any artists of all time. He's like Taylor Swift. I think Lill Yadi's doing pretty good from 2016.

He's like younger Drake, but he's a little bit more successful. He's doing pretty good. Oh, no. Oh, here he comes. You ready? Well, Drake's! Go ahead. You all me here, bro.

The fact that you just said Lil Yadi is more successful than Drake, what are you saying? At his age. I don't even like Drake's music. At his age. No, that's not true at his age. No. Dude. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Drake was like in a wheelchair. He was in YMCNB. He ran YMCNB. He was in YMCA. He made YMCA. Yes, he did. I'm going to say this now.

I'm going to say this now. There is one person in my opinion that is better than Drake in his run. And it's the weekend. Jesus Christ. It's the weekend. I mean, he is slept on. He slept.

When you think, No the hell he is not. He has like one billion points on every song ever. Slept on my ass. I know. I'm going to sit. No. You're making you seem like I just said he's,

underground. I didn't say he's underground. Oh, the weekend is so underground. Man, let's support Smallers. I didn't say that. I agree with Nick because he'll come in and then he'll disappear. Drop some fucking crazy shit and then leave. He's so high. Yeah, he's not in the press. He's not in the press a lot. Ed Shearine would like leave for a minute.

He'll kind of pop in every now and then he'll drop an album. Why do people hate that cheer and what he'd do wrong? Because he's something. He makes he makes like music that's just like, I'm in love with the shape of poofs. I'm in love of the shape of poop. I like to taste of poop. I like the taste of I'm in a stream song.

with your party. I'll tell you right now. I'll tell you right now. The list, the number one, number one artist on Spotify right now is a weekend. And then it's Taylor Swift and then it's Drake. Winding lights by the weekend has the most streams on a song. Yeah,

I think I've heard that song a billion times. On Spotify, sorry, on Spotify. 3.9 billion billion just on Spotify. 3.9 billion streams. Why didn't commercial is crazy? That's like almost the whole world. Blood. That is almost the whole Wait, he's gonna go, he's gonna go gold soon. Hold on.

3.9 billion. Wait, good for him. He might go silver. He may get a play button. Wait, Isaac, you're talking about blinding lights? It's at 4 billion right now. I googled it. Look at that. That's great. Rock song, buddy. Sorry, my bad. Light, lights, light.

Wait, I think that the weekend should start an NFT project. I think that he'd do really well with it. My God. Beow. Beow. Biaw. The board weekend club. The Sunday's club. I'm like,

why are we only looking at Spotify for streams? Because that's the, they're the biggest streaming platform. The most streamed artists in the world. Drake. Is it Drake? Drake.

Apparently so. Yeah, he beat Michael Jackson with his last album. Damn. Are you serious? He said, I'm one away from Michael. Beat it. Beat it. No.

Yeah, he did. You beat Michael Jackson. I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying, but if you're shared Michael Jackson to Drake, you're doing. But it's the power of stuff. social media, it's not fair.

Pause, pause, buzz. Yeah, we're looking at views versus subs right now. I was about selling something when there was no internet really for the most part versus like to save it. Yeah. Did you see that clip? Did you ever see that clip of Michael Jackson outside of his hotel room and he was

a hotel? Yeah. I was like, I was about to say that. He was like, yeah. Yeah, there was like 30,000 people outside of his hotel. There was passing out and stuff at his concert and everything.

Oh my God. Dude. Oh, my God. He was drugging them, dude. Betomania. What's the fuck? What'd you say? Who knows?

What'd you say? He just says anything. How do you say? I didn't hear it. Someone got a replay buffer. I heard he was drugging them. Who knows? He could have.

We'll never know. Could it happen, dude. That's what I heard. You never know. That's what I heard, though. Bro, just be saying anything. I probably that's how fake news happens. We know, though.

What knows? Exactly. Who knows? Maybe. You know, I mentioned this not too long ago, but I'm going to mention it again. The fact that, like, older Disney movies have, in my opinion, some of the best humor for, like they like last so long.

Like you can watch it as a kid not get it but your parents might but then when you rewatch it you get the fucking joke. Like for example, the most common one in fucking Lightning McQueen, right? In cars,

those two like groupy girls like go up there and they flash him. They flash him. Dude, didn't get that fucking joke until my God. They flashed him.

When the headlights they got her boots lights. In the beginning, sorry, go ahead. No, no, I was really excited.

In the beginning of Nemo when the Barracuda ate and killed all those baby children, the fish, the eggs, and then the mom and the dad are all sad. Oh my god, when I grew up, that was so fucking hilarious, dude. What was that fucking smirk

you had on, huh? You just like had in your head. Oh, my God. That was so fucking hilarious, dude. I'm like, good enough. I understood the joke. Dude, I understood the joke. If I was in kid, I was like, I was like, dang. I was like, dang, that was sad.

And then I grew up, I was like, wow, that was really funny. Dude. That's crazy. I'm saying movies. There's a lot of Disney movies I've not watched. Treasure Planning is my favorite movie. Disney fell off so hard. So unbelievably hard.

It's horrible. Mawana's the only thing to come out of Disney. That was good in the last decade. Well, you got to think about it as like a little baby. No. Little babies watch that. Well,

like babies. Oh my God. Look at it. So, like, I feel like their target audience before was like maybe like 12 to 14. And now it's like four. Yeah.

Now it's like literal like a bunch of colors on a screen. Yeah. Colors on a screen and songs, and that's all you need. A lot of songs. Yeah, a lot of songs. I was buying, like, Christmas presents for, like, extended family. And they have really, these really young kids. And it was the two girls that wanted, they were like, oh, my God, I want, like, this Elsa

Castle. And I'm like, bro, frozen? Are you for real? Like, what happened to maybe a Moana volcano? Like, are we still on Frozen? No, listen, my niece is three years old. And she knows every. lyric to let it go.

Like she can sing the entire song. And it's been out for how long? It's been out for so long. Like over a decade. She knows every lyric. We were like, we were like 12 when that came out. I was like 13 kind of old.

I'm 24 now. Oh, damn. Crazy. Yeah. Oh my God. Don't say that. Damn.

I saw it. Damn. Put that in the pocket for three minutes. Oh, damn. Oh, damn. Oh, my. Fucking God. Oh, my, I'm looking at these, like, adult,

adult Disney jokes. Look at this show. This is kind of a funny picture. Baked potato. They're at a frat party. He's fucking high. They call it. He's a baked potato.

Isn't that crazy? That is the biggest soft of the whole time. Is that even a potato? That cover. No, time, stamp. The best thing,

I think the, the best one was in the hooker in Toy Story, remember the first one, the hooker? It was the girl with the stripper legs and she was a fishing rod toy. Oh yeah. That was good.

They had a lot of fun, I think, in the old movies. They all right, half of these movies. There were some six freaks in the movie industry. Yeah, they thought they were cool. And then SpongeBob drawn all that stuff. Dude, they knew it there.

They were so cool. All right. Zootopia has to be one of the, yeah, look at that, dude. Crazy. We did not say that in the movie. Shootie hops. Give me those eyes again, and you're just going to get it, babe.

Actually, babe, on Oh, hey, I'm just I swear to God Honey, but we're, you're the modern Lola Bunny and I'm freaking bugs right now. I'm bugging out. Dude, that might be the modern Lola Bunny.

Yeah. And I'm, and I'm, and I'm LeBron James, we're about a hooping this guy. Look at this other car one, dude. Race cars don't need headlights because the track is always lit. Well, so was my brother, but he still needs

headlights. Get it guys? Because he's high. See? They're crazy. Mary Jane. Oh, he does look really high. We lit. I'm lit as ever. They're making fun of the lower class because that guy was poor in the movie, I remember.

Yeah, he was. No, he was. Never mind. That's the Rusty's. Never mind. I thought that was the rusty car. Rusty. That's the owner.

That's the owner, but yeah, all of them were like people that looked up to him. I'm sorry, but when I was little and I'd go watch cars, like the new ones in the movie theaters, I'd always laugh my ass off when they did like a dramatic crash. Like when the blue one,

oh my God. Everything, every sound stops. This was like complete silence. funny car. He's fading. He's fading. He's fading. He's fighting.

He's like, you got a grace. He's like, for me, kid. I can't know it. Speaking, hold on, hold on. Speaking of Toy Story, dude, there was like, I saw something on Twitter. I never clicked it, but it was like, I saw it in trending.

I said, Toy Story 5, dude. No way. Dude, they were done with four. What's the plot anymore? What's the plot? Dude, the guy is like in college married with kids now. Like, we do not need to be looking at his stupid toys? No way.

I don't even know, probably. Dude, they should have ended at four. That was like, I had closure. They should have made the finale. That was closer. Wasn't I? Huh? Don't say, yummy.

I was just going to say they should make the finale where Andy swallows all the toys and they have a battle with Zerg and his stomach acid. He's in the last. hospital like I don't know why what do you like climbing just a volcano like something I'm just thinking how cool of a movie it would be that battle with zirgin is coming acid buzz has the heart he's like he's training a training montage he's punching his liver buzz is like I'm over to the stomach and then he's like my god what he's on his

large intestines Oh, my, man, Camboy. Oh, life would be... I honestly, I don't even know what the trailer is about. What happens to that one movie were like all the... Oh, sausage party. Sausage Party. Oh, that was a...

That's a great kids movie. If you haven't seen it, show that to your kids. It's a good one. Show that to your kids. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, everyone who has kids, zero of you. Sausage party. At least one...

Family-friendly animated movie. Very wonderful. Yeah, it's about the... Is it a... Is it in that voice acting that? Yes. And he... Dude, he's so...

man. Hey, we're kidding, by the way, don't show that to anybody that you know. What is one movie that you guys cried? Like, what was your first movie that you guys cried to? Stadbrothers. Oh, my God. Marley and me. Oh, I laughing.

Marley and me. Rely and me. Retweet. Marley and me killed me as a kid. I was serious. I don't know if you guys watched it. Instructions not included. Dude. Quote.

An anime movie made me cry. I'll say it. I don't remember what happened when I was a kid, but I had a crush on the girl actor in the movie. And, uh, she's like, something sad happened to her. And I was like, she's so beautiful. I'm so sad for her. And I cried. I don't even remember what happened.

Dude, I was like, she doesn't deserve it. I mean, didn't you say when you were a kid that you like were sad because you wanted to date like a supermodel or you were like never. Yeah. I literally was like, I was like five years old and I was like, yeah, I'm going to kill myself if I don't marry a supermoder. I was like I have to where else my life is over. Dude, I had, I had the biggest long, like long crush on Selena Gomez when she was in. Oh my God. Yes.

Wizard rubber place. I was like, who. I think mine was Demi Lovato Mine was Nikki Minaj because of American American Idol. You like druggies. Dude, I would like have a crush on the girl but like I would also pretend that I was the actor. I would think that I was the actor.

A lot of the dude I looked like a generic when I was a kid like a generic boy actors. You fantasize about being an actor and movie. You had a poster with a hole in the mouth. Okay, for example, for example, Gabe. Gabe. What is Gabe? What? Hello, Gimp, who's that?

All right. Who's Gamp? Dude, Gabe. Gabe from my name Duncan from good luck Charlie gave I thought he just gave Duncan Duncan Why Gabe Duncan Duncan why gave Duncan why For example Gabe Duncan you had a cross on Gabe hairstyle as me when I was a case put my hair up in the front

Like all the hair will be forward It's like a graph Gabe Duncan I don't know. Like, okay, for example, um, Shark boy and lava gabe. Excuse me.

Sharp boy and Lava Gap. Um, Gim boy and Lava Gap. Oh, what was it? What did you like the, did you like seeing what's his name than the Michelinian guy?

That guy, you like him in a big TV. He's like, what about, what about Shark Boy and Lava girl? He talks to like a speaker I've had a hard life I've been stuck like this

It's a kid They could have released me I'm too tight He's got like an apple I'm way too elastic It's an apple The leather's slowly killing me It's crushing my organs

Oh man. Dude, you guys are going at it. I missed whatever you said. I partially missed the joke. He walked away. He said, Gip Boy and Lava Gave and they're talking about Gip boy. Shark saying in Lava Gap.

He said Gip-Boy Lava Gap. Oh, Gip. And he's like, he's like, He's like, permanently stuck like, that explains it. And I was like, yeah, the latex I wouldn't even put it past that movie. They had George Lopez at a giant, like, by on the TV.

Oh my God. He was like his math teacher. He put him in an electric, like, villain suit. That was crazy. Holy fun. And it was also spy kids. I used to think that I was Junie Cortez or whatever his name. Junie.

Remember what his grandpa was chasing the butterfly? Yes. When he died, dude? Oh my god. Did he? He died a horrible death. What happened? He didn't die a horrible death.

He didn't know. He didn't really? He didn't die in the movie. In the movie. That's crazy that the game was wheelchair accessible. That's pretty sweet. There was a game? That was wheelchair accessible.

3D, the third one. That's how we got in. He was in the world. It was the third spy kids. Upgrade bubble and he was able to run. Yeah, and he was able to run. What is you are going to come for wheelchair people? They already, what?

What? You dumb. They're holding off on that. They got to make great phones. Where are headphones coming from blind people? What are they coming? What are they coming? They need to see too.

Oh God. Oh God. Did the Apple vision or whatever is going to be insane in the next five years? It is going to be crazy. Did you see that picture on Twitter today of the guy drinking and driving playing slots and watching football? Lots and drinking a beer? All through his Apple. MetaQuest or whatever?

Oh my God. Apple MetaQuest? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. The Apple Vision, bro. He was fucking awesome, dude. That guy was dope.

It's so cool. He was gambling for you to get that, though. Yeah. Everyone, everyone just try it. When? When's it? It's coming here in like two weeks. Casey Nicestat made a really cool video on it.

Yes, he did. He was just walking around New York, like with it on and people were just looking at him because it's so funny. That's crazy. I don't think I look a lot. But this is what you can do. Imagine, you throw it on, right? If you had for, let's say, a screen that was on the TV in the living room, if you walked to the living room, it would be,

the screen would be at the TV. Like, there are some people, there's a video of this guy using it perfectly. He, you know, he gets up, he puts it on. And, like, he'll have his windows covered with things or he'll have his office space that has it. It's like a whole entire thing where like, you can have a window here, or you can have it like on your TV. Oh, wait, you know what I saw that was cool? There was this lady who was cooking.

She had like multiple pots. And some of them were like, they had timers in each one. So she could see which one was ready. She had Alzheimer's? She had Alzheimer's. She had Alzheimer's and pots. What? No, but she was,

you could put timers over like cooking things so you can make sure. Dude. Yeah, it makes me think. It's only a matter of time before someone doesn't want to come out of that anymore because it makes life so much easier. That's the start. That's the start. It's just too inconvenient at this point.

It's too heavy. And then it's sort art online and it's sort of online. Yeah. It's only a matter of time before Apple monopolizes everything. If they continue to do this. shit bro they will actually own everything how are they nomina they pretty much are already well apple yeah they're what they're the most expensive they're the most yeah they're also heard this he's uh i heard this is like tim cook's last like big project

who tim cook him cook CEO he's something like an artist tim cook okay well when they get a new one he's gonna be even crazier i guarantee you they let him cook i'll say that he did they let him cook god on god there's a lot of projects they did sorry that's what grunfut say if he was here. God. Oh, God, on God, on God. On God.

Oh, God. On God. Yeah, there was another project they tried doing where they were going to make an Apple car and then they never went with it. They should not do that. They should make watches. They should make watches.

That'd be sick. That'd be tough. They should make apple pancakes. All right. All right. Not to be the bare of bad news, but I have to piss out my wean.

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