The Group Chat - #93 - $14,000,000 Super Bowl Prediction..

Episode Date: February 16, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:04 You're a bum. You're a bum. Welcome back to the group. To the group chat. To chat. I'm ready. Porter. Ladies gentlemen, welcome to the Cereball Special
Starting point is 00:00:21 of the Group Chat podcast. Are we even into sports like that? I didn't even know that we were. No, and people make fun of us for it. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think everybody's like comments. I read three comments and they were like,
Starting point is 00:00:36 El Mago, it's so funny to hear them talk about ball. They have no idea what they're talking about, except for Yummy a little bit. And I'm like, okay, well, even I don't know that much. I read that exact same one. We only care about the bills. That's all I care about, bro. I think they were talking about basketball, because I was making.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know about football. I don't shit about football. I know about football. I know a lot about the balls, though. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Drew. Drew. Welcome to Super Bowl Sunday's special episode. Today we were sponsored by Coat, Use the group at check out football Come on, baby, football. Like, look what I scolded last time. Look what I scolded last night with I was like.
Starting point is 00:01:12 Oh dude. Oh, dude. And shout out to Gamer Seams. Code group as well. Same check out guys. Get some soup, get some noodles. Please. Please use a fork with it. Yeah, please use group. I'm begging you on the containers. Yeah, look at that thing. We don't ask. Oh, any utensils. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:01:30 What? That's like a Pocklipsic, like survival guide. survival guide. Is this the future? That is the future. How come nobody ever thought about that? I don't know. You know, I've...
Starting point is 00:01:40 I just recently saw some shit that nobody is talking about. I saw it on TikTok. It was, um, there's giants. There's giants in Kenya. You're long. I'm not like. You have been able to say that so confidently, bro.
Starting point is 00:01:53 So I'm sorry. No, like, no, nobody is talking about this shit. Look, giant monster in Kenya. Oh, my. Oh, where? Oh, my God. Are you effing kidding?
Starting point is 00:02:09 Dude, that was happening? Just understand there is a giant in Kenya. Just look out your window for one second. You're in Kenya right now. Look out. Yeah, you're going to watch your step. That's all I got to say. I haven't brought it up because it's been happening a lot.
Starting point is 00:02:23 But Jesus Christ, you guys keep crashing, bro. I keep getting emails of these people being like, Larry, I just want to update you on something real quick. I got another crash and I got hit in the back. I think at this point it's intentional. Are you guys doing it on purpose? Either you guys are, like, ruining your cars or you're just lying. I don't know which one of this.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Listen, if you're doing it in purpose, it's not worth it. Because I already forgot. I already forgot. It's low-key funny. I mean, it is kind of funny, but. As long as it's not your fault. Yeah. And it gets all paid off by your insurance.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Right, right, right. As long as you're chill and humble about it too. As long as you're, like, unscathed and, like, perfect. If you're not chill and humble about it, we're not going to even talk about it. We're not even going to leave you. You just got to accept the fact that, like, just things work in. mysterious ways, you know, you just got to chill about it. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:03:05 If someone rear-rended your car, would you be more prone to ask if they're okay first or be a little pissed? I'd be mad first. I'd be a little pissed. I'd be like, let's exchange information real quick. Here's my phone. First of all, they rear-ended me. Like, I'm going to be like a...
Starting point is 00:03:20 Oh, my man. My knee. Don't tap me and I'll be like, oh! It looks like you got hit by a car. How'd you do that? Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is the perfect segue. I was on, I was on TikTok yesterday, and I switched, I was on my main, my main account
Starting point is 00:03:43 scrolling. That way, you have a TikTok alt. I do have a TikTok all. I got a little bit of everything. That's where I get all the air of car. When you picture, the hard-ass lion scan dogs. But listen, I was on to, I was on TikTok and I saw a video of Larry and Tanner. I have no idea what the, what video?
Starting point is 00:04:03 at a table. What were we doing? They were just, they just started floating. I love that one. I love that one. No, it was Larry and Tanner.
Starting point is 00:04:12 I think it was a Willie vlog. They just started floating. Oh my God. Oh my God. Was that the mall? Okay. No, didn't Tanner just say,
Starting point is 00:04:20 what were they doing? It was at the domain. It was at the domain. It was at the domain. I was floating. Yeah, we're like, yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:04:28 But I remember the pizza place. I saw, I saw a comment that I have never agreed with more and it says these two are so good at physical comedy and I was like wow when they touch me and they're touching me and it's funny and when I'm sleeping
Starting point is 00:04:42 yeah that's funny yeah that's one way to do physical comedy but Larry's just getting hit by a car there reminded me like oh yeah I like how does he do it all the time you don't know this but when you're sleeping on the beanbag sometimes when I see you I catch you I stand over you I'm just like
Starting point is 00:04:57 I have videos of my fun of that happening and you stay asleep I told Yomi I told Yomi yesterday whatever he's like asleep in my vicinity I just take pictures of him snooze and he was like No you don't oh my god wait wait there's a thumb though So me and Isaac
Starting point is 00:05:13 He was outside in the kitchen and I was like coming downstairs And then we were like goofing around And then Isaac grabs Nick's camera We're like oh my god we should record a video real quick So then we grabbed the SD card that he was using And Yomi was asleep Well he was asleep And then we were just like pretending to like fuck with him
Starting point is 00:05:30 for like five minutes and then we hit the SD card back into like Nick's computer in the video never saved but you see a thumb though and it's Isaac like he's like he's like with like the food he's like he's like he's like he's recording him he's like all surprise he should dude no it was you're awake the whole time you ask a willing surprise yes you woke up you're like I'm asleep oh you mean like a couple days ago no that was like dude or a week ago it was like a week ago okay no I remember that because like I heard something. There was like one thing that like triggered my brain to wake me up.
Starting point is 00:06:02 And I think you guys said like fire helmet football legs or something weird. Huh? I don't know what you said. And then I woke up and I was like, huh, what they say? And I was like, I'm just going to pretend I'm asleep because I can hear,
Starting point is 00:06:13 I hear Isaac from the catch you go, shh. And then Larry, like stop talking. And then I could, like I could feel you guys looking over the couch like this at me. Dude, I remember why it started to. It's because we were coming back.
Starting point is 00:06:26 It was like late at night. We're coming back. And Isaac was talking really loud outside. And, like, the whole neighborhood was quiet. So he was like, huh, Bair! And then Nick was like,
Starting point is 00:06:36 so obnoxious. So obnoxious. Dude, I just feel bad when we play Overwatch, and it's 4 a.m. And, yeah, I've been out, like, saw once that, that Nick, you do a new sit and go, yeah, right in the window. Might be just as bad as me outside, like,
Starting point is 00:06:56 let's go inside. And you're like, Dude, I did, me, my friends did a prank on my dear friend Camden. No. And, um, he was like the first to fall asleep at the sleepover type deal scenario. Oh, hell. But no. Like a lot.
Starting point is 00:07:21 No. Oh, shit. Um, so you know that damn video where it's like, welcome to heaven. My son is like the trumpets. he's like, so we wanted to do that to him. And he woke up and was pissed as fudge. And like,
Starting point is 00:07:37 but the thing is, he doesn't even remember waking up or any, any of the scenarios that happened. Like, he said that he has no memory of any of it, but he was like an asshole. He was like giving me the thousand yards stare whenever he woke up.
Starting point is 00:07:51 He was like, ooh. You ruined. I was like, dude, I just woke you up so we could go wash our face before, And then he was just like and then went back to sleep. And it was like, what's just that?
Starting point is 00:08:05 Dude, apparently these guys talk to me while I'm sleeping and I don't even know. Like they said, yeah, your answer. No, you know, I mean, is like, he does like a like a TED talk when he's asleep. He like goes on and on and on about some random. It's really specific, but he goes on about it. You did that reason. Oh my God. What?
Starting point is 00:08:21 See, like I don't remember like, apparently I talked. I didn't even like think about it because I was watching like outdoor boys and I think you were sleeping. And I think you were sleeping because you ate like you ate something you were sleeping and I heard you go I don't know doubt door boys. What are you doing Tanner? That's literally I looked at you. I'm like, what are you doing? Huh?
Starting point is 00:08:41 I love your dog boys. What are you doing with Tanner? I've had full. I don't know it was you. I was so weird. I was like, what? I have a video. I don't know where it is.
Starting point is 00:08:53 If I find it, it will be thrown into another video, of course, with a, you know, with a consent, I don't know, it's funny as hell because you were just talking about like the housing market in your sleep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No way. You're like, tell you, you talk about your mind is all business. Your mind's all business. You're talking about a housing market in your sleep. Yeah, yeah. What about it? What about you doing? Want to go record? What I'm going to go record?
Starting point is 00:09:16 We want to go record reaction video. Let's go to see my. I'm going to go on. I want to go on a drive. Dude, that's actually scary. scary because like you knew my name and you were sleeping i was like sometimes i feel like i'm really stressed out and then when i hear shit like that like i'm talking about the housing market while i'm sleeping i'm like am i even actually resting or am i like dude it wasn't i think you're stressed all the time i think it was more like you were curious you're like what's the interest right my f you're so much oh fuck my fucking adorid right now the room man i'm like you what if you woke up you're like pool cleaner he's
Starting point is 00:09:55 Like it was a nightmare Oh, you're like Watch the machine! Oh Ops! Isaac, you're also, you're pretty bad at talking to when you're sleeping too.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Does he do that? I don't know. Do I? You respond as if you're having a whole convoid. Okay, okay, wait. Now, hold on, hold on, hold on. Because I can recall those. Yommies different because he's like,
Starting point is 00:10:21 no, I have no memory. Also, Tanner, the other day you were sleeping. The other day you were sleeping out of bean bag. When we were getting those outlets fixed in our house, you were sleeping on the beanbag and I walked over you like this and I was like, eh, eh.
Starting point is 00:10:36 Ew. Like while you were sleeping, and I was like, I was like two feet in front of your face and I was just hoping you'd wake up and see me. You were like, just like, you're like doing this, you're like, I was like a baby. Aw.
Starting point is 00:10:49 And that was right there. You sleep nursing. When Tanner was sleeping on the beanbag, I think it was Larry. was Larry, were you with me in the living room? I walked over to Tanner. I'm like, Tanner. I'm gonna jump on you.
Starting point is 00:11:02 Tanner, I'm gonna hump you Tanner. And he's like, he's laying, he's like, no, don't. Yeah. No, don't. I like arched my bow. I was like, no. No. I sure to God.
Starting point is 00:11:14 I pulled Tanner one time like that. And then he like farted. Like it was like a hump the man or something. Yeah, he's like a wuppie cushion when he's sleeping. And he wakes up, he like puts a lock on the wopy cushion. Tanner actually can act. He can fart on. He's proven you now two times. I think I can do like right now. No way. Well when we're in the living room
Starting point is 00:11:31 Unless he just had one locked and loaded we're in the living room. I sometimes save him for like funny He chambers him dude. He just no he loads him like a gun like a revolver like for later. He's like this far's gonna be funny when I'm with my friends He's like we hold me see if I can fart and they just and he just and he was so funny Every time he does it he turns around he looks so shocked that he did it but like he knew he's gonna do it a little time I like push it all purpose You'll do like the loudest fart, but oh my God, dude, I just did that shit. I remember we were having like a meeting in the living room.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Remember that? And I was just like sitting in the chair. I was like, I lifted my leg. I was like, oh, sorry, guys, I'll get out of here. No, no, no, you know what you do? You act in an audience. There's sometimes where like, I'll fart. Like, let's say, okay, I think I remember this.
Starting point is 00:12:15 It was, it was Nick and Yummy in the kitchen. And then me and Tannen were in the living room. I farted on the couch. I was like, and then he was like, one, two, three, for then who was that then who's that? Or like
Starting point is 00:12:31 you'll fart you'd be like He'd be like Oh Yeah like walk over there Oh wait hold up Hold up Dude dude I Today's a
Starting point is 00:12:40 Today's a great day Today's funny Is it really? I'm excited for today Super Bowl For multiple reasons Reasons Yeah
Starting point is 00:12:47 So yeah first of all We're all here For the first time In a long time We're all here together We are all here together Talking as friends And also
Starting point is 00:12:54 It's Super Bowl Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday We're recording this podcast Way earlier than we want to But we've been talking about the Super Bowl For like weeks now
Starting point is 00:13:07 So we had to We got to watch it We have to watch it And we have to talk about it That's what we have This would be the first game of football I watch all season See that right there
Starting point is 00:13:16 That's the most important That right there Most important That right there is a little That's frightening to hear Because I honestly wonder What the viewers are going to be like I feel like our viewers don't be watching football.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I don't feel like they are though, like for the first time ever. Oh, maybe. They're going to watch the Super Bowl. Probably because of the story, because of the plot. There is good plot this season. Yeah, there's too much going on, right? Like there's too much, but they taste with and like, you know, you get to get the other. Dude, I think this is what's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Kelsey promoting Pfizer and like, can I write out the J-K or the J-KKee? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I wanted Pfizer. I want to sit right now. Travis Kelsey promoted Pfizer in an ad. Dude, didn't kidding. Let me write out the scene of the Super Bowl. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:04 So the hell are you all saying? It's going to be fourth quarter. Fourth quarter. It's going to be like 14 to 14 to 14. 14 to 14. Tide game. Travis Kelsey. Travis Kelsey.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Is he the quarterback, right? Yep. Now. He's a tight end. He's a tight end. Okay. Well, Patrick Mahomes, right?
Starting point is 00:14:25 QB. He's going to throw the ball straight to Travis Kelsey. He's going to catch it in that diamond formation, run straight to the touchdown. Bang, it's like buzzer-beater type moment. They take it home. And then he proposes to T-Swift. Yeah. So, one, one, there's a proposal to T-Swift.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Two, T-Swift drops a snippet for her new album. And three, the, like, T-Swift stocks are way up. Travis Kelsey's stocks are way up. Super Bowl is gone forever. Lost to the Swifties. Everyone's done. G.G. Good game.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Taylor Swift. Sveng. And then, but then Brock Purdy comes back, throws a Hail Mary to George Kittle. George Kittle. Come on. George Kettle takes it down to the 42.
Starting point is 00:15:06 And then guess what? Everybody's silent. Michael Vick! You see this man. Come out. Here he is. I think this score is going to be 28. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Hold on. Hold on. Some's coming. 28 to 21. Wait. And in. in favor of the rigged team. Wait.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Is it bad that I can't, I can't name a single, like, who's the quarterback for the 49ers? In the liners, it's, uh, Channing Tatum, I think. Uh, that guy right there.
Starting point is 00:15:39 No, that's that Purdy fellow, buddy. It's Brock Purdy. Oh, it is per. Okay. He's like big into Jesus. He's, he's a big Christian, isn't he?
Starting point is 00:15:46 Yeah, I want him and Tim Tebow to have, like, a spiritual religion off. If you're into Jesus and you play the football, you're going to the NFL. I'll be real. True. I think that's not a lot of them religious. Into Jesus.
Starting point is 00:15:57 I mean, there's a lot of religious football teams here in Texas. I know, dude, Tim Tebow, like, converted the entire Eagles to. He did. As soon as he started, like, praying, oh, my God. Yeah, as soon as he started being Corby. And they went over 12. They went 0 and 12. Well, yeah, I mean, a little bit.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Yeah. Can I make some enemies? Can I make some enemies and speak my truth? Make a good one. I don't know. Make a villain. Who cares? I think Taylor Swift might just be the worst celebrity.
Starting point is 00:16:24 of all time right now. I'm with you on the videos and the memes of her where it's like Taylor Swift going to get her charger from the other room and it's like a rocket ship going off. Yeah. So I won across St. Louis in a jet for like 12 minutes. Yeah, like 28 mile private jet flight. I read that
Starting point is 00:16:43 I read that she has a different jet and that that wasn't her jet. 21 Savage is a jet. Well, I don't really care. She was trying to get the jet. Oh, that's deleted. All right. What? No, but so it's that. She's like single-handedly killing the environment
Starting point is 00:17:00 like on her own, which is a crazy feat in itself. And two, she's just an annoying ass bitch. Yes, but she's dating Travis Kelsey. Oh my God, you're going to get so good. You're insane. No, dude, what is it?
Starting point is 00:17:13 There's at the Grammys, I think it was Boy Genius, the band with Phoebe Brimbers. I think, I think that's the band. It might be a different one. I don't know. I'm sorry, guys, but it's the three, it's the three, the three girls. And literally, Taylor Swiss was there for some odd reason. And, like, it's a big moment for the band.
Starting point is 00:17:33 And they're all having their sentimental values. And then Taylor's like, what if I put this Grammy on your head? It's like, what are you doing? It's like, one of the girls is literally like on the version of tears. And like, it's just, you're so annoying. I hate Patrick Mahomes for the exact same reason. I hate Patrick Mahomes because like a ref called like a call, but like it was like a clean call. And when he went to shake Josh Allen's, yeah, Josh Allen's a go for beating the chiefs.
Starting point is 00:17:56 I know, yeah, I know. But he went up to shake, shake Josh Allen. No, we beat him this year. Wait, what? We beat him this year. During the regular season. During the regular season, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, okay, go.
Starting point is 00:18:08 So there was shaking hands. And Josh Allen was like, hey, good game, man, your hellful player. You know, Patrick 100? Oh, bullshit call, whatever. It walks away. Doesn't even shake his hand, actually. And Josh Allen was sitting there like, oh. That's my, Bill's Mafia, baby.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Ego. Josh Allen's got that farmer boy in him. He's got that respect in him. He's a humble goat. He's a humble goat. He's a real man. Humble goat. That's why I fucking love a goat.
Starting point is 00:18:32 All right. Who did you guys do a blunt rotation with Oprah, the Rock, Travis Kelsey, Ellen DeGeneres. Dude, I smoke. That's a huge rotation. Dude, that is a huge rotation. That was our rotation when we were first visiting one time or whatever. We did it with something.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Yomi was like, you, Travis Kels. First of all, I would take a super damn with you guys are so stupid. You guys are so dumb. I'm not too. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:18:58 No, dude, this is like the third fucking time. We have talked about us on a podcast. And I'm going to explain you why you, like, you're just so stupid, dude. Like,
Starting point is 00:19:08 you expected to do a full fucking party blunt rotation with a joint the size of like, I don't even, dude, I don't even want to say it. Yeah, sure, a gorilla winner.
Starting point is 00:19:17 I call, this big. It's a feeble. It's a feeble. It was like a piece. It was like a point. It was like a point. 0.3 gram blind you wanted me to pass it around
Starting point is 00:19:23 it was like an appetizer I should not like that 21 savage music video where like they passed around it floats that was a personal pine we all thought we were getting full from it well you guys were chief and I was watching Mr. Beast and eat little Caesars. Yeah I was like a that was an 8 inch pizza we were supposed to eat as like a family. Oh that sounds
Starting point is 00:19:39 I want to watch my sponge job man with sponge bob and Mr. Beast is so awesome. Well that's the end of this podcast we'll see you guys after the Super Bowl We're gonna do we didn't properly explain what we're going to do. We're recording right now before the Super Bowl, and I think that we should give some predictions. I think we should just talk
Starting point is 00:19:57 briefly about that, but then after the Super Bowl, we're going to come back, and we're going to talk about it, we're going to see how maybe awful we are. Yeah. So let's cry. What? Look, I can do. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:20:14 It's anti-mewing, dude. He's barking. He's not even mewing anymore. What are you doing? Oh my god I didn't even do that Oh my god Like who's his guest How you got to
Starting point is 00:20:30 Is that a joke that you guys have That you guys would sometimes do that right there I did it for the first time You look like that Two days ago I just have a double chin What? It's like
Starting point is 00:20:43 You got it you gotta like I'm gonna like Straight my neck You gotta become a supreme Mouth breather like So like okay Okay, step one, open your mouth like this. Open your mouth, and then kind of like flex your chin muscles.
Starting point is 00:20:57 Flex your chin muscles a little. Yeah, Nick's got it, Nick's got it, and then pull your chin towards your chest and kind of try to... I get it. Oh, Larry's got it a little bit. Dude, a booger came out of my nose, dude. I got the Bart Simpson lip. Dude, a booger came out.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Oh, yeah. Sorry, sorry, I didn't. All right. Super Bowl predictions. I say we go one by one, one by one, Super Bowl predictions. We get them in, and then we come back after the Super Bowl. This is like unofficial parlaying right now, by the way. I need like scores down.
Starting point is 00:21:31 I'll write it down my notes. Okay. Let's start with Tanner. Let's go in the line of, I go last. I don't know shit about this game. No, I want to let you go first. I want to go first now. Oh, please.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Yeah, yeah, you have to go first. You can't base yourself. I have to go first. I want to hear a prediction. Larry, what's your prediction is going to happen? Oh, motherfucker. Okay. How many innings are there, like, four?
Starting point is 00:21:49 You got to figure it. out. Mother God. Are we just, we're just predicting the end game, right? There's nine innings. There's nine of them?
Starting point is 00:21:57 Nine innings. It's like baseball. There's nine. It's four. It's like a triple over time. There's four of them, right? It's called the Super Bowl for a reason. How many how many scores do you get per win?
Starting point is 00:22:08 Per. I don't even know what I'm saying, dude. I don't even know what the fuck. You just got to predict, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's predict.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Okay. Who's playing? 49ers and. Yeah, I know. Okay. Travis Kelsey. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:22:20 got the 49ers, we got the Chiefs, right? Okay. So the team, team Jesus and then team devil. I think I think this one's going to happen. I think it's all planned. I think the 49ers are going to be owning at the start. I think they're going to be absolutely wrecking them. Pung. What fucking going down on them?
Starting point is 00:22:36 Setting them up. Setting them up. Yes, exactly. It's going to be like a story, okay? Like a Disney story. So the 49ers are going. First inning, they go I don't even know what the average score. Dude, I don't. Just say seven. Seven. They go seven. Seven. All right. They're fucking they're owning crazy hard.
Starting point is 00:22:53 They're going, all right. Now, something crazy is going to happen, right? The ball. Dude, I don't do that. Can you guys go? Let's guess the last score. Guess the final score? The final score is going to be 98 to 97.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Are they scoring every 10 seconds? Basketball. single second 90s. Touched out. Every field goal opportunity, every touchdown. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:23:29 dude. We're going to get 30, we're going to be like punching each other. It's going to be crazy. We're going to get back after seeing like a
Starting point is 00:23:36 bud like commercial with a dog who dies or something and the score is going to go up by 30 points. I'm going to say one thing. I'm going to say one thing. I'm going to say one thing. There's going to be one
Starting point is 00:23:45 life changing injury. Oh my God. No, Don't say that. That's a pretty crazy. I don't know if steak has that as a parlay option. There's no way they'd have that as a parlay. It's going to be you driving to the party.
Starting point is 00:23:57 It's going to the party and getting in a horrible crash. It's going to be me. So what's your final score, Larry? 97, 98. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay. Yeah, Nathan.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Listen. There's the alarm to wake up 30 minutes after we start the podcast. I thought a lot about this. I woke up and I started watching a documentary about Brock Purdy. I literally did. It uploaded like a week ago. go. Everybody's calling them the underdog. He's got a lot to prove. He's got to beat the chiefs. He's 24. Damn. He's my age.
Starting point is 00:24:28 Wow. He's 24 or 25. Damn. Damn. Dude. Everybody hates the chiefs. He is the underdog. He's going to go down though. It is going to be zero to 23 in the first half. All right. They're going to start. Wait, wait, wait. Forty-9ers are going to be start kicking field goals. Okay. They're going to start getting it. And then Brock Purdy is going to heat up. He's going to get confident. They're like, you're Brock Purdy. Then everybody in the stands and go, okay.
Starting point is 00:24:55 He's going to get like charged up. They all go like this. Quick slam for every single pass. Quick slam. Yeah. He's going to be hitting that. He's got that fast arm. I've seen him play.
Starting point is 00:25:04 He's got that cannon too. So final score. So I'm going to say it. 34, 23, 49ers. Wow. That is a balzy, ballsy, ballsy, ballsy score. That's a ballsy score.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I'll say that. Wow. Can I go next? Yeah. Uh, yeah. Okay. I think what's going to happen is today Patrick Mahomes woke up with a sore throat.
Starting point is 00:25:23 So he's not doing too well. Oh, really? Right. Kelsey, Kelsey, he stubbed his toe. Oh, boss, pause, pause. That's not real. What? What?
Starting point is 00:25:36 Travis Kelsey's going to wake up with a sore throat and he's not going to play the biggest game of his home. Mahomes is a sore throat. So he needs to play the biggest fucking game of his entire career. He has a sore throat. He's the most money. He's a good. Wait, he's got a cop drop, but he calls out the wrong thing
Starting point is 00:25:51 because he's like slurring his words. And then he said, and then someone runs the wrong route. Two. And then he runs and then he throws an interception. Exactly. And Travis Kelsey stopped his toes so he can't run as well. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:03 And they're thinking that it's okay because after Usher plays in halftime, we're going to be fine. We're going to get that revamp. Okay. So I think first halftime score is going to be 14 to seven. Okay. Oh my God. I think you're predicting.
Starting point is 00:26:14 That's a thing. I thought you were telling what's going to happen. I was like, oh, my God. Like, exactly what? I was like, I was like, No, they're a corn dog.
Starting point is 00:26:20 14 to 7 in favor of the chiefs. But then Rock, Brock Purdy or whatever his name is. Isn't there like a guy that used to dance and skate? Yeah, I made that joke. Roy, Roy Purdy.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Frank Elshy. Yeah. Okay, so after Ash, halftime, and they hear Usher do his washed-up shit that he does. They're going to flip it around
Starting point is 00:26:39 and it's going to be 28, 21 in favor of the 49ers. Wow. I'm so confident that I'm going to put, I'm going to go and gamble it. I'm going to put $1,000, Isaac, let's do it right now.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Oh my God. I'll put a thousand on the game. No, I would not. I'm not doing that. I'm putting my entire savings account on the 49. Dude, no. I would do the same thing, maybe. I have an idea, Tanner.
Starting point is 00:27:00 I quadruple my money. Tanner, we bet our setups. I'll have to be in your setup and you have to be at mine. Okay, the next time. I'm fine with that. My setup's shitty.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Wait, what did you say? My setup's ass. I'll be yours. It'd be really funny if, um, right after you guys are done making your predictions, putting the PCs on the line, it just cuts
Starting point is 00:27:20 and you guys are in each other's chair because someone lost the bed because they're both in each other setup. We should do that. We should like the Chinese target thing. We come back and like they're just switched. We're all in different setups because we're all wrong. We're betting our setups.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Wait, are we all betting on the 49ers? Do we want the 49ers to win? My prediction is that. I'm betting on the Chiefs, dude. Chiefs are likely to win. I just want the 49ers to win that's so bad. I want the 49ers to win, but I think the Chiefs are going to win. What, do you have any?
Starting point is 00:27:47 they're going to win these are better or do you think it's because the world is scripted? Kind of bulls. I think they're going to sway. They're going to sway. Yeah. They're just bets. There's some veterans on that team. There's some script behind, but they are good.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Also, there's a lot that goes into, like, experience in the playoffs and how much you've, you've played with a big last shot. Listen, the Chiefs have been in this exact seat how many times in the past five years? Like three or four? Like, did they win? Last time? No, right?
Starting point is 00:28:14 They've won a pretty good amount. I think, doesn't, uh, my homes have, have three Super Bowl wins or four? I believe so. I think he's like three. I don't know. But is that your prediction? Do you have anything in depth? Me?
Starting point is 00:28:27 Uh, yummy. I'm trying to see how many Super Bowls Patrick Mahomes is one. All right. Tripping. Whoever wins, he's only one,
Starting point is 00:28:32 he's only one, two. Yeah, too. He's been to, he's been to three. I remember it, yeah. We should invite them to the podcast, the IRL podcast.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Yeah. Hey, guys. Travis Kelsey. Whoa. We can invite Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift. Oh, I was, camera designated on Taylor Swift. at all times.
Starting point is 00:28:47 It would be really funny if they actually showed up. It's kind of like that one time where like those people. Just one email is. It feels like she had been in that one family that invited to the queen in England and then she actually went over to their wedding. Yeah, that was pretty cool. You miss every shot you don't take. They had water.
Starting point is 00:29:02 You miss every shot you don't take. All right. Listen, this is my prediction. This is my prediction. I believe, I believe, I'm not going to get too in depth with it, but I think that there's going to be like a game altering field goal miss. There's going to be something horrible that happens. Or there's going to be a,
Starting point is 00:29:17 two point failure. That's just going to set back one of the teams. I don't know which one. I think it's going to be the 49ers because they're not cocky, but they just go for, they're going to go for it because they're the underdog. They have to do something risky to win.
Starting point is 00:29:33 A lot of proof. And that's going to be the game. That's all it's going to take for the chiefs to walk away with them. And it's crazy because when people are listening to this, they already know what happened. Yeah. Yeah. If you're listening to this right now, you know. What if I was like oh we're gonna look silly 100% right? Yeah here wait Nick can you show the date on your phone so they know we're not like bullshitting?
Starting point is 00:29:54 Oh yeah We're gonna look silly. We have no reason to lie. I mean just why would we I got you I have no idea what happened to the super rule that I already saw Sunday oh you got it It's back on February 11 36. Oh hello okay Okay, all right that's yeah let me see you see it you 36 Sunday I'm thinking you can't show that dude. Oh shit. What did you show?
Starting point is 00:30:20 What did you show? Showed the fucking, it doesn't matter. Albury. Showed the town. Oh, boo. All right. I put the time down.
Starting point is 00:30:33 It's 30 minutes, 30 seconds. Okay, let's see. All right. My camera needs glasses. All right. Game altering fumble. It's going to be a horrible,
Starting point is 00:30:41 horrible fumble. Dude, McCaffrey's not going to fumble. The 49ers are going to fumble in the fourth and it's going to close out of the game. Chiefs are going to get the ballback. All right. So I'm going, 38 Chiefs.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Oh. And 38. 38. Uh-huh. 38 points. What I was like they've ever in this entire season has scored more than 30? They're getting 38 points tonight. Okay, sure.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Yeah. Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift are all going to be scoring touchdowns. Yeah. Let's bet. Let's bet head on it. And the 49ers. are going to score 27
Starting point is 00:31:20 All right That's a good game That's pretty good Yeah I mean that would be a It's kind of like A good game anyway That's it
Starting point is 00:31:32 And the game's going to be on the field There's going to be confetti And I'm going to be like Maybe now we got bad blood The best then it is No pre's going to come in It's like Can you take me high
Starting point is 00:31:43 Oh my God Wait a second Dude, Travis Kelsey Dude, do you see an alien? What are you looking at? Do that again.
Starting point is 00:31:50 I'm looking up. Is he operating a lifetime, dude? He's enamored by the spirit and shit. He gets a ring and then he's going to give Taylor a different ring. Whoa! Girl! Do not even play right now? That would be kind of a goat proposal.
Starting point is 00:32:04 That would be kind of nuts. You're never going to get another chance like that. Never ever. I don't know. Grunk, what do you think about this? 49ers 14, Chiefs 23, final answers. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:32:14 There you go. There you go. If I get that, you all owe me money a lot. What number did you say? 49ers 14, Chiefs 23. Chiefs 23. Wait, 23. Is that even possible?
Starting point is 00:32:27 That's a close game. Yeah. That's three touchdowns and a field goal, I think, right? No, it's a three touchdowns and a safety. That's a crazy thing. Unless they miss a touchdown and do a field goal. Yeah, unless you do something else. Or they miss a field goal and go for a.
Starting point is 00:32:41 So it's possible? Two points. Or a two point. Oh, they make. I'm sorry, they missed the extra point. You miss an extra point. That's how. Then you go for the field goal.
Starting point is 00:32:48 I've seen 23 up there before. Come on. 23. Yeah. That'll be 21. Yeah. So you score six every touchdown. You miss an extra point.
Starting point is 00:32:56 That's 20. You get an extra point after the field goal. But if you miss one, it'll be 20. Then, you know, it's kick off. You have to get a field go next time you have it. Dude, I have diarrhea. You have to go diarrhea. I have to poop.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Go poop, man. Dude, it's contagious. This is literally the poop cast. It's kind of bad. It's kind of bad. Wait, isn't the podcast ending? now or no, am I tripp is? We good because, I mean, we just did our prediction.
Starting point is 00:33:18 I mean, honestly, I'm going to, I would love to do more predictions. We're going to talk about the game for a long time when we come back. I guarantee you, there's going to be a lot to talk about. Yeah, there is. I mean, well, before we go, though, I guess Tanner's going to miss out on this part, but I am personally, like, super excited. I know a lot of other people are, too. I mean, these commercials are hopefully not just going to be
Starting point is 00:33:38 Travis Kelsey and Patty Holmes and, like, goddamn stay hard. They are. ads, but I'm rich, I'm looking forward to seeing Lil John and Post Malone eating Doritos on a couch. Oh, turned down for what? For what? Did you know? Did you see at least a few pharma, big pharma commercials? Probably.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Did you know? Post Malone's doing, what was he doing, America the Beautiful in the beginning or something like that? He's going to be there. Huh? There's a big line. It's like a goddamn Coachella over there right now. No. Wait, who's performing?
Starting point is 00:34:10 Is Playboy Cardian or no? Wait, what it's crazy? Taste where? I was just telling you. Taste like, what is? Taste it out. Shut it off. That was the fastest poop ever.
Starting point is 00:34:24 I just farted, I guess. That was crazy. You puted in the toilet. Dude, I did. I was like, oh, my stomach feels better than I got up and got out. You didn't wipe? We were talking about, uh, he farted. I farted hard in the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Oh. But I was scared if I pushed it out, you know. Uh, Taryn, we're talking about some, some commercials and the, what's gonna happen? No, there's always some funny ones. Turn down for what Doritos explosion? He's gonna be there. Oh, no, she's not, sorry.
Starting point is 00:34:48 Who? Tockeys are seriously explosive. Turned down. I was watching, I watched a whole, uh, GQ, I think it was GQ full access with the Elegion Stadium and like the cost of what it could be for a suite. The most expensive owner's suite could be two and a half mill. Wow. Dude.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Wait, what? How much our tickets? Hold on. It depends. It depends. Wait, didn't Floyd Mayweather get like, uh, he got, uh, he got a, a suite, he paid like 1.8 million or something like that. If you got the nicest one, it's
Starting point is 00:35:17 two and a half mill. Damn. Damn. Like they range from like, I think one to two and a half mil. Holy Dude, Allegiant Stadium is insane. Floyd Mayweather flaunts Super Bowl VIP suite purchase for 34 of his friends and then he paid taxes. He paid $1.1 million for the suite and he also paid $18 million in taxes.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! My! God! Not that. Oh, dude. That's got to hurt seeing that from your bank, right? I'm looking, I'm looking at a graph of like the average price of a Super Bowl ticket over the past like, like a 50, 60 years. Like we're going back to 1960, but I'm looking at 2020, 2020, 2021,
Starting point is 00:36:02 it goes like from eight grand to 9,700. It goes down to 9200. Guess what it is for 20. I bet it's 15K or 20K. Average. Average price. 10.15 to 20K. It goes from 8, 9, 9, 9 again.
Starting point is 00:36:17 And then what? 30K. 899 win. And when did that happen? Well, yeah, 8,000 is in 2020, 9,700, 2021, 9,200, 2022. Next one for, for 20203. Guess. 18,000.
Starting point is 00:36:34 No. 14. No, 27,000. I knew it. I knew it. 27,000. For a ticket? For a ticket?
Starting point is 00:36:40 For tickets? For tickets. 3x, yes, 3x. Yeah. No, my friend went to the National College Championship, like with the Huskies in Michigan. It was five grand each ticket for like the nosebleeds almost. Like what? Why is it?
Starting point is 00:36:53 Who cares that much? What is the nosebleeds? A lot of people. Like the very high up. Wait a second. What are they called? So a basic ticket is $27,000. No, no, the average price.
Starting point is 00:37:04 I'm talking if you wanted, there's like places you could sit close to the field and this part near an exit where you can get hot dogs. It can all... 50 yard line is where you want to sit. That's a goal. Tickets are the most expensive. If you're on the field, this Super Bowl, 300K at the 50 yard line. Oh.
Starting point is 00:37:20 If you're just like on the... I'm looking at, um... Is that real? Like, is that actual? It can go anywhere from 8500 to... How do they get all this money? Maybe 5 grand to 200 grand. Like the people watching the Super Bowl?
Starting point is 00:37:31 Is it only rich people? DeWin has a night club. It has like a whole club at the Elegion Stadium. And you can get a table. The tables can run you like 700K the Super Bowl. Where is this movie? Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Vegas, dude. Oh, yeah, see? Dude, it's in the Allegiance Stadium in Las Vegas. Off topic, did you see
Starting point is 00:37:50 that the FIFA World Cup is going to be in New Jersey? What the hell? No, you're kidding. It's going to be in New Jersey. You're kidding. Like, like all they do in there.
Starting point is 00:38:01 So! That is the biggest news I've heard of New Jersey ever. Jersey's crazy. And it was like, it was like Europeans traveling to New Jersey. Oh.
Starting point is 00:38:11 The worst impression of America ever so. Oh, sad. It's like great. What's he talking about? The worst impression. Have you ever been there? Here we go. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:38:20 He has a point there, though. He has a point there. They got some good pizza. I'll say it. Bro, let me tell you some. I have said this before. Oh, my God. We were driving on the interstate.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Larry was in the car. I just picked him up. Larry looked around in by far one of these shittiest cities in all of Jersey. And he said, it's pretty nice here. He's from. He lives. Okay. He's from.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Texas. That's a worst place in the West. No, it's pretty nice here. Beating ass walls and some trees he said. It's pretty nice here. Dead ass, he meant it. I went to a diner. This is the best food ever had. Best I need to ring I've ever had in a fucking diner.
Starting point is 00:38:56 You have someone from the middle of nowhere, someone from Tees in Texas, go to New Jersey. Of course it's going to look like heaven. Oh my God, this place is sweet. Oh my God. You know what? You know what's also amazing? amazing places don't close at like but fuck-ass times like here in Texas true shout out Wawa lame for that dude on god shout hell I miss Wawa dude Wawa I think it's because Waterburger is like signed with the government to run a
Starting point is 00:39:21 monopoly I'm convinced like fully oh they stay open late it's the only thing yeah that's crazy it's the only place that stays open sucks that's pretty crazy yeah well you know what there's one thing about New Jersey that beats and trumps everything else and it's the fact that it's the fact that like you You can be in, if you're in a prime spot in Jersey, you can be 20 minutes from New York City. You could be 20 to 30 minutes from the shore. Yeah. You could be 20 to 30 minutes from like pretty much anywhere you really wanted to go.
Starting point is 00:39:50 For like 1.5. We go into Ocean City. Ocean City. Ocean City. What is 1.5? What about the woods? Million dollars. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:39:59 There are some nice places in New Jersey. Probably way more. For commuting to New York. Probably a lot more than 1.5 million. I will say though, if you were to get a house here in Texas for like 300K in certain places, it would be like 700,800,000 in Jersey. Yeah, if you were to pick up a house in Texas. Texas is way more expensive now than it used to be.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Austin is expensive as hell. Gas is going up here, bro. It used to be like, uh, like everything's cheap. You can get like a cow in a hundred million acres for five grand. And then everyone bought a cow in a million acres for five grand. And now it's worth a lot more than five grand. So that's like that is, it's supply and demand of the market. Well, cows are worth like 50 grand.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Yeah. Drew, are they? Somebody bought a cow for $300,000 the other day. Oh, you're keeping up. You subscribe to the cow, cow, cow today. I have the cow market. You have the newsletter coming into your email.
Starting point is 00:40:50 I have the cow market app. He's waiting to hear about that. It was a fluffy brown cow and it sold for $348,000. And I'm not even lying. A fluffy brown cow. It was a brown chicken brown cow. Brown cow. Brown cow.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Honestly, I'm, I'm super, I'm super pumped for the Super Bowl. Grunk, what are you doing for? Are you going somewhere? Just like a, you're just gonna chill and watch. Are you chilling like a Ville? Yeah, I wasn't even planning on watching, really. Honestly, if you want, I think you're really funny. You should just go live.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Hold a controller up and play your car. You should pretend to play the super. Really funny to get banned on. Yeah, I'll get bad. That's so funny though. Put a black and white filter on like you're watching an old game. Yeah. Like you just a bugger line as well.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Like ruin your mic like, and there goes George. Get on with a touchdown. Hey, look at that. Wow. Wow. What was this? T. Swift, new and the scene. and never heard of before.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Who's that? What if she does any swing? No, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ba-a-ha-a-ha-ha-a-ha-ha. Oh, party. I was going to say that I, years and years and years ago, got away with doing that. What? You did. Twitch, you hear that ban him.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Go ahead. Go ahead. The whole guitar here. Didn't we? No, that was Larry. I did that. I gave him a GTA overlay. No, that was me.
Starting point is 00:42:05 With that. Or was a tenor. It was me. It was late at night. I was kind of bored. I was watching, like, heart crashes and like things. You give me a GTA like overlay and I just had my box controllers. Oh yeah. Yeah. We were like oh that one's bad. And then we saw like a
Starting point is 00:42:17 really bad crash. I was like, oh okay. Let's turn this off. Yeah. We're like oh he's probably okay. He's probably not okay. So let's turn this out. Yeah, dude. I was actually brave for running idiots and cars on Twitch with no knowledge of what I was about to see. Yeah. Like sometimes you're like awful. Some of them are horrible. Yeah. It could be like a car flipping and explode. I saw like I drive through a building at like a 120 miles an hour. It can get really, really bad. You went airborne across an entire intersection and went through the front of a building.
Starting point is 00:42:43 Oh my God. Buddy, but he lived. He's okay. He's fine. No, he's probably not alive. Dude. Are you trying to get banned? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:53 You got to drive safe. You can't find the ball, dude. It's gone. All those people crashing cars, you got to drive safer, man. Get off your phone. Yeah, what can you do when you're an idiot. Slow down. Press the brakes.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Don't do it for videos, bro. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't do it just to end up in a compliment. to end up in a compilation, bro. Don't do it. It's not worth it. What are the, um,
Starting point is 00:43:14 we, we asked about we, we producer tags two weeks ago. That was a while ago, yeah, that was a while ago.
Starting point is 00:43:21 We just like, skip it because the theme of today is Super Bowl Sunday and Taylor Swift. The theme of today is Travis Kelsey and he swivel. My goats.
Starting point is 00:43:30 I love them. My goats. So that's one thing we won't disagree on, no matter what prediction we make in terms of the score or anything. There will be a happy
Starting point is 00:43:36 Taylor Swift and there will be a happy Travis Kelsey and something's gonna be. We don't know either you did your best babe. I love you and Travis Kelsey proposes or we won holy shit. Now we got bad blood. And he gets on one knee and they proposed. What song would she actually sing? She will wait. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Would she promote a new album? Yes. She already is dropping a new album. But I'm gonna like to see a ball in March or April. April. April. She'll drop a snippet. No, she's actually dropping album in April. Did you hear Drake? He was like, yeah. I actually delayed my album because of Taylor Swift. She's the only one in my league.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Yeah, she's kind of, you can't say that? She's bigger. She's bigger than Drake, I think, right? She said she's the only person that made him delayed album. Okay, hold on. Time out, time out. Time out. She went up in listeners.
Starting point is 00:44:23 No, no, she's guilt. No way. She's at 103 million listeners right now. Wow. On Spotify. And the weekend has 250 mil without like marrying. Perfect. Wait, does he actually have a,
Starting point is 00:44:36 200 million. Weekend has a hundred and 17. He's still beating her out though. What the hell? Yeah, he's doing it. He's looking a weekend. You know what?
Starting point is 00:44:46 The goat. The goat. The goat. The goat. If he can stay, he can stay on social media. You could stay off social media and just like be chill and like produce and make imagine if he used it.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Dude, he's like Michael Jackson, but like new age. That's crazy. That's a crazy thing to say. Didn't Drake call him Michael Jackson? Did Drake call himself Michael Jackson? He was like beat it.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Yeah. He's like, away from Michael. I want away from Michael. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it.
Starting point is 00:45:10 Oh, he'll be beating it all right with that big old schick. Hey. Hey. He's gonna be beaten. Hey. Can we put a parlay on Drake's weiner for the halftime show? There's a parlay on Drake's weirer.
Starting point is 00:45:20 Yeah, who saw that coming? I shouldn't it. All right. A commercial about Drake's Big Weiner, but it's a Twinkie commercial. Wait, who wants to put money on the fact that Mr. Beas will have a B-Spar commercial. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:30 They just rebranded. They just rebranded. Wait, pause the game. Pause the game. He did rebrand. He had a really... You let me talk about it. You got it. Yeah, so he just... Brandon Shepherd. I love Brandon Shepherd.
Starting point is 00:45:41 He's a guy who makes... He's like, I made preicles look healthier, fun and awesome. He's really good. We've been watching for a while. He's the goat at, like, redesigning and rebranding. And, like, I don't know why more people don't hire him because he's fucking sick. It's crazy. And I remember talking to Larry and Isaac, and I was like, damn, dude, if I ever started
Starting point is 00:45:55 like a food business or anything, like food related, he's the first person I'm going to to hire. And then, like, a month later, two months later, Mr. Beast rolls out. It was actually yesterday in his new video. The new Feastable was rebrand. We went back and looked at the old festivals. They are so shit. They look so bad. He's better than new ones.
Starting point is 00:46:09 Wait, I'm so confused. What did he do? What did he rebrand? Look at the chocolate bars. They look completely different. I'm looking up new festivals. Dude, like you can look at it and tell what flavor it is without actually reading it or anything like that.
Starting point is 00:46:22 But anyways, it's too convenient of a time to roll that out for it not to be a Super Bowl. I do want to talk about something real quick. Because last year, uh, uh, Jimmy B, he had a full-fledged plan to just drop a deep.
Starting point is 00:46:35 These nuts commercial. He teased it before the Super Bowl and then got hit with a, not a cease and desist, something tragic from the actual D's nuts guy. You can't do that? Yeah. He said he said he's nuts. You ruined it? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:48 So he had a full Super Bowl commercial. It was paid and he was like, you can't get it. Because it was inappropriate or something. No, no, no, no. It was a good. He was a real nuts. Yeah, you can't be stealing these nuts. You can't be stealing these nuts, bro.
Starting point is 00:47:00 I came across that just now. I just wanted to show that real fast. The super mega current. Kirkland signature thin and crispy chocolate cookie 15,000. I'm you looking at that dollar. Bebay. Very rare. Anyway, I feel like I can make that on accident.
Starting point is 00:47:16 You probably could. I looked at feastables and it came up as a very first thing. Signature thin. That looks really rare. Very rare. Very rare. But I use that in one-bite and think nothing of it. It's a hundred million, million,
Starting point is 00:47:28 billion percent. There's going to be several. That's a prediction. Mr. Beast. I'm putting, I would put a million dollars on that today. All in? I'm all in. I'm all in.
Starting point is 00:47:37 I think the Apple Vision Pro is going to be, there's going to be a commercial for that too. Oh, 100%. Yeah. It's going to be, because Apple's been very low key about it. Like,
Starting point is 00:47:47 they really have been. It's getting ads on TikTok for it. I feel like, I feel like people who are making videos about I've been promoting it more than Apple eyes. Yeah. Yeah. They're just using like,
Starting point is 00:47:56 they're letting them. They're using that consumer marketing, basically. Consumer marketing is a crazy. But if they have a commercial for it, then I'm all in because that's kind of crazy. That'll be, I hope they do it really good. So, destroying is supposed to be in a commercial.
Starting point is 00:48:08 I'm excited to see that one. Wow. Destroying the guy, the kicker, like the YouTuber guy? I would, I want to, let's like get him on a... Wait. Is that the guy's watching? He was a guy that... Yeah, yeah, I showed you his little NFL thing.
Starting point is 00:48:20 He stopped to be in college just to be a YouTuber and he made more money. Those you don't know. Those you don't know, because I'm sure a lot of you don't, destroying is a... I guess just the goat. He's a goat. He's a football, he's a football, YouTube. He got in trouble for profiting. Yeah, he gave up his dream of playing D1 college football.
Starting point is 00:48:35 as a kicker. Bullshit. Yeah. Went full influencer mode. Now he's full-fledged after months of just like locking in basically. Years. Years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:45 He did. Yeah, he did years of like YouTube and now he's like, yeah, I just want to chase. How old is he? Because. And he hangs out with T. Grizzly. Now he hangs out with the like NFL players and he's awesome. Yeah. He's going.
Starting point is 00:48:54 I'm excited to see where that goes. But yeah. Can we do a group video where we meet up with like, I don't know, some either semi-pro or whatever college like D1 person or someone that could be professional. professional and like try and play football and see how bad we are. Let's get to. I would be so fucking good. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:49:13 I think that I could. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Are you crazy? What are you talking about right now? For a fact. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:19 I mean, I could keep up with like, you know, LeBron and a one of you one. Okay. Okay. I thought he was actually about to say the troll meter. The troll you started smiling a little bit. I thought he was going to say. I started smirking. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:34 You know why you're smirking? because you know what you said to me when we were playing basketball tanner? What did I say? You said that you could beat, who was it that you said you could beat? What was his name? You're like, oh yeah, he's taller than me. I'll just shoot higher. Oh, hey.
Starting point is 00:49:47 There's branches. Oh, is it. No, no, there's branches like, like, in, like, in the way of my, like, art and, like, shooting. I was like, like, weapon yamas in my way. And I shot through the, I saw it over him. Above Wembenyama and all the way at the top of the stadium. Yeah, it was. College athletes and above are unreal.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Like the gap between like high school to college is a Especially the the divisions That's like Kevin Durant or something Tanner was like Kevin Durant is blocking him Yeah, oh yeah Kevin Durant well I can just shoot higher I could just shoot over him He'd like arc the ball I shot straight up
Starting point is 00:50:21 It's crazy how it scales it's like crazy how it scales So like the further up you go in like the best in sports Like in the sports world Like it's hard to explain but like For example like let's take Austin We are first away from the best high school player in Austin, Texas, like, let's say basketball. We're further away from his skill level than like the worst Jeep League player is away from
Starting point is 00:50:43 like LeBron. Like, because they're just there, once you get to that level, even though you don't get paid shit and like no one knows who you are, you're still insanely good. There's a video like that. Who's the guy that was like really bad, but he was still beaten? Brian Scalibini. That's him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:56 That was crazy man to hear. He was the highest scoring NBA player. That's the white mama, dude. Brian Scaliwaginian. He was like a peg leg. He's the white mama. He's a hook. What do you like?
Starting point is 00:51:09 He is. Oh, he's gone for the hook. Dunk. Yeah, he was nasty. If you played Brian Scaliborini, he'd dunk on you. He was like 45. Shiver me timbers. But yeah, Tanner, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:51:22 What was I even saying? You were saying D1 players were going against him. Oh, yeah, D1 players were going against him. They're talking shit. He had a whole TV show about it. That whole TV show. It was like, can you beat this guy? This horrible NBA player?
Starting point is 00:51:31 Yeah, he was retired. He was like 40. And he just never lost. He never lost. He was shitting on them. That would be a crazy, a crazy, crazy series if we spend like a month getting trained, like by people who have trained. A month to get into the NFL?
Starting point is 00:51:44 No, not the NFL. No, just just a month of training and then we all are able to like, well, no, like go against, like, let's say a high school, a high school football player. And if we, we do well, then we, a month of training. One month. Six months, like what? Run a marathon or something. I don't think I could be any high school.
Starting point is 00:52:04 school or in a thing of sports right now. That's why we have a month, a whole one. Not even that. Like a month of wake up, eat eggs, do crazy. What did you say yummy, Tanner? Nick? Did I say yummy? I said it because I was today years old when I found out the Nets used to be a part of
Starting point is 00:52:20 New Jersey. Yeah. Okay. You know that the Oklahoma City Thunder used to be Seattle Superronics? Wait, really? Yeah. The Seattle Supersonics, dude, don't hate on them
Starting point is 00:52:37 The Seattle Super Sonic Dude, they made the team up right now They're really bad We don't even have them anymore, I don't think Katie dropped him They drafted Katie, I mean All I'm saying is that we need a space jam version Of, for football
Starting point is 00:52:52 I think The cartoon And Rod Brady is the star Like, like Luffy Luffy and Tom Brady Yeah, the arm goes all the way Oh, it's like that damn
Starting point is 00:53:04 Odell, O'Dell Beckham Jr. That would be a crazy movie NFL One Piece Collet. Oh my God. You can make it happen. You could. Oh,
Starting point is 00:53:13 there's Super Bowl's in like Wano or whatever it's called. Oh. Oh. Yes. The Super Bowl's in Wano. Okay. What the hell is Us you're going to be singing? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Yeah. Wait, is he actually like, is he performing? Yes. A hundred million percent is. Yes. Larry,
Starting point is 00:53:30 what if we were watching the halftime show and the lights went out. And all you heard was see ya. Oh my God. Dude, what would you even do? Oh, I forgot. I was saying this.
Starting point is 00:53:38 I was like, I was something yummy. I was like, what if Cardi came on? He's like full drag. Full drag. He's like, 2024 music.
Starting point is 00:53:47 24. What if the lights turned on? One spotlight goes on. There's this, the mystery figure. SpongeBob. He's just like, and it's me.
Starting point is 00:53:58 It's like perfect. It's like perfect. And go. You think they were gonna do a crazy set? Because they did Rihanna last time and Rihanna had like a super Mario. She was the devil. She was all red.
Starting point is 00:54:11 There was. My mom, dude, my mom, my mom, religious, A.F. I mean as Frigg. Yeah, heard views at home. As Frig. Literally, it came on. My mom was like, she texted this group chat. She was like, are you seeing this?
Starting point is 00:54:27 Are you seeing some bit of subliminal messages? I wasn't, I wasn't even looking at the TV. Children, don't look. And I looked and it was like, it was just like, I mean, Ah, ah. I was, we just like, Simplize her being pregnant and giving birth or something.
Starting point is 00:54:46 She was like shedding red and like, she was giving birth like the first devil baby. That's crazy. I forgot about that. The first devil baby ever. Dude, I want usher to just put on a show tonight. I'm like, I want him to go crazy.
Starting point is 00:54:56 I want to just like rep off his shirt and his shirt. He has, he has very abs and everything. He does have abs. He has like long hair. No, Bruno Mars. Reno Mars is some of the best halftime shows ever. He's pretty go.
Starting point is 00:55:08 He's pretty go for that. I've seen him like a scissie Mars. Real Mars. He's low-key recently. Unless I've been not keeping up, but I have not seen a lot about it recently. Yeah, moving in silence. He's been moving in silence a little too quick.
Starting point is 00:55:20 A little too quick. I don't know. Listen, all I want, my biggest dream in the world is for Franklin. It's a roly, roly, rolly, rolly, with the devil. Hey! Let him know.
Starting point is 00:55:32 I'll drink to that. They know who better. They know who better. If we just get. We're hitting an hour and we said we were going to be like 30. Yeah, girl. Can we like come over for the Super Bowl? Can I?
Starting point is 00:55:44 Can I thank everyone real quick for something? Nah. Not you guys. People who listen and like us for some reason. Definitely not. All the love on the most recent video is like crazy right now. Yes, thank you.
Starting point is 00:55:58 I like it. Thank you. Thank you for. I'm sorry for all the audio. I know there's so many audio. Little audio. I didn't even notice that much though. But God damn,
Starting point is 00:56:10 that video was a heck of a lot from the ground up. But yeah, no, think big time, big time, thank you to everyone who watched. And if you haven't watched it, we're going to put it in the description.
Starting point is 00:56:22 And more videos to come, by the way, there's more in the works. We're not, we're not outroing though. We're going to segue over. Oh, yeah,
Starting point is 00:56:27 we are going to go. Okay. Oh, yeah. Can we do like a face? Like, we're all like happy. before the game. Yeah, let's all.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Diction's locked in. Okay? Yep. We got everything locked in. Alright, so Mr. Bees commercial, Taylor Swift performance, Applevision performance. Proposal. Okay. Ready?
Starting point is 00:56:44 Proposal. Something is locked in. Hopefully we're not. We'll be back. What was my? 20, 21. 24, 20, 3. 2.
Starting point is 00:56:52 1. Fuck the world. On. On the world. So we're back. So we're back. The world with the rubber. I'm just happy.
Starting point is 00:57:04 I'm happy that Travis Kelsey did not get the game winning touchdown. Because that to me, I thought he would have gotten it. So tell the people what's going on because clearly they don't know. We are back from our Super Bowl bash. We had a great time. Tanner took a shot every single time Taylor Swift appeared. Which was like eight times, at least eight times. He got so wasted.
Starting point is 00:57:26 He started doing push-ups. Well, not even that. You think even more. Because you also had shots at the end of each quarter. You had shots every time of the score. You had a shot every time of a fan jumped. You had a shot every time of a commercial played. Really? That's 42 shots.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Look at me. Every time of a fan jumped? Look at all. Oh, no. I'm going. Look at my finger. My fault, Joe. You know what it is crazy, though. Our predictions for the commercials were pretty on point.
Starting point is 00:57:52 They were on point. Besides feasible is because we thought about something. Besides feasible. We hit. We hit a crazy parlay. We had some nuts. Shit, first of all, Tanner called off the bat. Game changing fumble first play the game.
Starting point is 00:58:04 No, it was yummy. Boom. Yomi said a game changing fumble. And McCaffrey never fumbles and McCaffrey fumbled. I was like, I look at a yummy. Literally like first play the game. But the weirdest part about that was, Tanner literally said,
Starting point is 00:58:14 didn't you say McCaffrey was going to fumble? And he immediately fumbles. I was like, yeah, I don't, no, like, I've never seen anything like in my entire life. As he said it, the ball gets like literally pulled out of his arms. I was like, dude, I'm not saying anything. My scores were way off, though. That was such a defensive heavy game.
Starting point is 00:58:29 It was kind of unreal. Yeah, shout out. I did. I called the, the tie game, I think. You did. You did. You did. You did.
Starting point is 00:58:36 We were talking about that in the car. I didn't say OT. I did say tie. I said tie to buzzer beater, but. Somebody, somebody say final score so we could compare it to what we had, like, said earlier. I think it was what. 25 to 19.
Starting point is 00:58:47 I got like 98 to 95. Yeah, you were off. By the way, I just said this, but I realized now, I realized now, damn. No. I was talking. Sorry. Damn.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Let him know. Yeah. I don't know. Test you off a little bit there. I should be like, sub. Sorry. I had,
Starting point is 00:59:08 I had 3423. That was my final score. I mean, like the actual game's final score is what? You said 2219, Nick? No, it was 25. 25. 22.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Because a field goal. So no one was close. I don't think. Nobody was close. I realized. I had 14. I had 1423. That's somewhat.
Starting point is 00:59:25 That's not bad. It was probably there at one point. Wait. I said 21-28, didn't I? I don't know. But you didn't say the chiefs would win. I think me and I said for the other one who said chiefs win. Yeah, I was all 49ers win, so I was not close.
Starting point is 00:59:37 I was really close. I was really close. He was. I wrote down my standouts on my notes app. It was mostly from the ads because the ads kind of were weird. So there's the first one. The first one that stood out was Jesus, the Jesus ad about washing feet, which was like, who knew that Jesus was washed the feet?
Starting point is 00:59:55 I didn't really know that. I didn't know that. Dude, Jesus has a lot of money. Jesus had like three ads. You just paid like $90 million in a lot of money, dude. Tee moo. Dude. Tee mu.
Starting point is 01:00:07 That was a psychotic to the Super Bowl, bro. Like, hello 20 mil. Psychotic ad. It looked like AI generation. It was terrifying. Everything was AI generated this year on the commercials. Everything. Wait, grunk, you missed out.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Dude, did you guys at all? Did you go to Nickelodeon at all by any chance? No, I do. It's Bob and Patrick. I don't know that God Did that Larry the lobster
Starting point is 01:00:31 was wide receiver 12th man on the field He was he was He was he was He was they did he scan him And he was like Hey I was like pull the flag
Starting point is 01:00:37 Raff there's 12th man On the field I was like Yeah Plankton took over During the third quarter Yeah SpongeBob and Patrick
Starting point is 01:00:45 were like casters They were like talking over they were commentating They were like Oh what the fuck With them That's on bullshit Spong
Starting point is 01:00:52 That's on bullshit That fucking sucks That ball sucks That ball sucks Sponged fucking ball of high shes, bud, Bob. Let me your plankton, go. Say something about Travis.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Hey, you doubt you had the winning blade, Travis, but it really isn't you. It's me. I'm Brock Purdy. We have the real plankton and recall. No way. Pfizer commercial, I called it. We did have Pfizer John as well. What was like the craziest call of the whole thing?
Starting point is 01:01:18 Was it the fumble? And also like, turn it down for what? Oh my God. Oh, my God. I think the fumble was like crazy because it was like the first Play of the whole game pretty much Like on the opening drive Because McAfrey never fumbles
Starting point is 01:01:32 He never freaking fumbles him Yeah it wasn't just that It was the fact that you remind this And then it happened It happened as soon as you said it You know how funny this episode Could have been Imagine we watched a Super Bowl
Starting point is 01:01:44 Pretended like we didn't actually watch The Super Bowl And then we went and acted like You know and we're like making her predictions We got everything right We're like we just swap outfits And then we come back I don't know
Starting point is 01:01:54 Dude Larry got the score right And Tanner was right away. Ludacris came out. Yeah, Ludacris was there. I was like, gosh, that's uncle. I thought it was a pretty good game, though.
Starting point is 01:02:08 I really enjoyed it. Okay. It really, really sucked. It was fun. As it ended. It was slow at the star, dude. The realization, the realization that that's it, we just lost, sucked. But it was a really, really good thing.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Like, the last drive is so many times. It makes me so mad. No, the fact that they didn't call it time. out at the end, ballsies hell. I couldn't believe it. That I get why. I mean like you don't even use any of them. I think it's because every single time the 49ers had an opportunity to like set up their defense bro and they were just they were shitting on them hard. Their defense was insane all game. What is so funny? I was like to my time house you didn't use everyone. I was like two time out. I was drinking. I don't know what's
Starting point is 01:02:49 happened. I don't know. It was like I've been drinking that too time out that you didn't use him. That's all I do. Okay. Wait. I, I, I, I, I, I, do want to go over, first of all, the, um, shit, what was I going to say?
Starting point is 01:03:02 I forgot the first one. Shout out big puffer. Mm. Shout out big puffer. Shout out big puffer. Thank you for hosting us. Ordered pizza. Some chips.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Gave me some Yeagermeister. Don't even give me started. Um, the, uh, oh, oh, oh,
Starting point is 01:03:15 duh, dude. Um, this was like a huge special teams game. Uh, I think almost, it was how many, how many points were put on by field goals?
Starting point is 01:03:24 Like, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure. There were two field goals in the top five in the Super Bowl in terms of distance, like longest made. Yeah. There was a crazy. One from each team. Super Bowl world record that happened, the longest field goal in Super Bowl history, not NFL history,
Starting point is 01:03:43 Super Bowl history was completed tonight. And then the next like quarter. 53 yards, I think. 49ers. 57 and then 53 yards. Yeah, he had 57, 55 was second place. And then I think third place was 15. which the 40-9ers did the same goddamn game.
Starting point is 01:04:00 So these kickers were on their shit, dude. They were on par. Dude, it was so crazy because I was thinking about this driving home. Like, you rarely see kickers doing that. You know what I mean? Like, kickers usually don't get a lot of lay. I mean, they're doing like the long, I mean, at least from what I've watched.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Yeah. Usually doing the kickoffs and maybe. They're leveling up, bro. They're athletes now. That's the most free time I've ever seen kickers have. They're the most important part of the team. I'd like to say that. They are.
Starting point is 01:04:24 They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They are. They felt like a quarterback this game. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:04:29 They were that important. Buckers a goat. All of them were the goat. I will say the game got really interesting when the pitch happened where he like threw the pitch backwards and they got the first touchdown for the 39ers. That was a crazy. That was an insane play. See, I wish there was more plays like that, but it was just defensive.
Starting point is 01:04:45 I know. I was telling my friends, like, I feel like if there were smarter people in the NFL, we could do great things. Dude, if I was coaching, I could have put 100 points on the board. I don't care. Tanner, you hate the chief's coach. I hate the chiefs for that. I hate Andy.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Andy. You didn't even in front of them. Dude. You had it so much you voiced up them. I hate him so much. I was talking shit on him when he was like voiced up. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:06 I hate, dude. Oh my God. I was like on the floor like collapsed when they want. I was like, dude, I opened his front door left.
Starting point is 01:05:13 Looped around his house, came back in. I was like, I was done. I expected more to happen with Taylor Swift. I'm not going to lie. They didn't show her as much
Starting point is 01:05:20 as I thought they were going to do. They knew. They knew we were catching on. Yeah. Yeah. That's what. That's what I thought about too. I was like, maybe they didn't throw it to Travis Kelsey
Starting point is 01:05:29 because they would have figured it would have been rigged. So they did the opposite. They looked at the script. They looked at the end game proposal. Let's cross out the buzzer meter Travis Kelsey. You know the one field goal where it was blocked by that guy's hand? Yes. I said a joke.
Starting point is 01:05:44 It was like the script says, okay, aim at his hand. When they did the punt and it hit the guy's foot, I said it was in the script that's like, okay, let the ball hit your foot. So the balls are in play. And then let the tending it over, turn it over. But it was a pretty good game.
Starting point is 01:06:01 Yeah, I enjoy it. It was a great game. I enjoyed this one picked up. It was fun. Hatter the goat when he took his shirt off. Dude. Yeah. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:06:09 You said he said he was everywhere. Dude. Mom's everywhere. Bro. When he did that shit on Alicia Keys or whatever, that is at least 100 bodies. That is at least 100. She's a married woman. Usher.
Starting point is 01:06:20 Yeah. Well, if I were her husband, I would be like that. She's got so many. She's got so many. If I was her husband, I would, shoot usher. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:28 That's a step up for what Nick said. Yeah. There's two different times of men in this world. One little divorce. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:37 I go. I do. I like the horrific thing ever. Yeah. I like the lineup. The surprise. Everyone thought it was Joe,
Starting point is 01:06:42 George Deuter. No, he's not coming, bro. Justin Bieber's not coming. Usher killed it, he actually did kill it. He did.
Starting point is 01:06:48 Except for whenever he touched that me and Joe John. Joe John. That was not even Seel O'clock. It was not Seleod green. It was not. Will
Starting point is 01:06:56 I am was up there though. I said, I said Big Sean. Big Sean. Did Will I am gain weight? No one there looked like big Sean. Sass, ass, ass, ass, ass,
Starting point is 01:07:04 as, yeah. Did you see Mr. Beast? Grunk? Mr. Beast was with fucking Kim Kardashian. No. Not only that.
Starting point is 01:07:11 Not only that Kim Kardashian. He was with James Hardon. Kaisenat was in there for some reason. What? James Hardon.
Starting point is 01:07:23 James Hardon. James Hardon. James Harder. Rock card, hard on boner. And a whole bunch of other people. He was there. He was there. He was probably gambling right now.
Starting point is 01:07:32 He did. Mr. Beast is a big gambler. He's probably gambling. Wait. He was in Travis Scott. Wait. That's how Mr.
Starting point is 01:07:41 Bees makes all of his money. He gambles it and then donates it to like other countries. No, wait, wait. What if he didn't buy the Super Bowl ad and instead had Kim Kardashian hold the feastables? She had feastables in her hand. She did. She did. She didn't. She didn't. She ain't worth that much. I've seen her whole prime. Well, I'm sure other people had it maybe. All right. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:08:03 Well, if anybody sees Kim Kardashian doing anything, they're just going to follow it. Yeah, if you guys tell her we know. Yomi saw this. And I don't know if you guys saw it too. Beyonce looked like fucking Kylie Jenner. Dude, Beyonce looks 28. J.C. looks 98. What happened to that guy? That guy looks old. He leaves them alone. Jayzy. 98. Would you know he's got a lot going on in his life Oh bro look I'm gonna post a picture right now tell me that this is Beyonce
Starting point is 01:08:30 Doesn't she look like Kylie Jenner? Oh what that's not real? Oh long. Let me see this for myself Wow Yeah, that's annoying. She probably has the same doctor is though she kind of stays though You've grown shut up. She's not real It's okay You don't picture up of Jay Z I'll say the worst thing about all time about her right now.
Starting point is 01:08:54 Stop. Don't. Don't say it. How old is Beyonce? Like, 59? Just an old fucking hag. Like, go to bed, bitch. Wow. She's 42.
Starting point is 01:09:04 She's 42. Oh, no. That's ridiculous. How are you 42? It's called surgery, guys. Come on. Get with the time, dude. When I saw her, when they
Starting point is 01:09:16 looked at her on the big screen, I was like, dude, they probably took the fat from her face and put it in her dumb boots. boobs. Wow. God, you are not a fan of Beyonce right now. Why is my fiance? Because I want to fat in my boobs. Yummy is sober as a stone, dude. I didn't drink. I drove home. I'm just mad at the world. From her face put her dumb boobs. Dumb boobs. No, it's just insane. Like, I don't, I don't like seeing that. Like, why do you look like Kylie Jenner? It just looks fake. I mean, I don't know. I didn't
Starting point is 01:09:52 anything wrong with it, but that's me personally, just because it's not noticeable to me that she got work done in my opinion. You gotta put it in work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Yeah, that Travis Kelsey flew, bro. Dude, want to hear something really messed up in my life, personally? What? Okay, yeah. Tomorrow, tomorrow, I have four classes, which is kind of crazy for college, right? Four classes in a little wild, but definitely even the kicker. The kicker is, I have three tests tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:10:21 Oh, can you get a big cumulative test? Tanner, go ahead, say the thing that you said, your life sucks,
Starting point is 01:10:27 dude, I'm going to be real. No, tomorrow, your life sucks. Tomorrow, it's a coordinated attack and
Starting point is 01:10:34 they're testing me to see if I will stay alive through college. It is a coordinated. It is. They picked the day
Starting point is 01:10:40 after Super Bowl Sunday. They were to know the real ones are in college. Weird. Don't dare you. Okay, sorry,
Starting point is 01:10:47 I'm still on the Beyonce thing for a second, but look at that picture right there. This is a screenshot from the Yeah, I mean, come on, dude. He's like 40, he's so old.
Starting point is 01:10:55 He looks so wise. He looks awesome. You are jealous. She looks like Kylie Jenner. Does she not? She does. Dude, no one's really disagreeing with you. I don't know why you're still like, I don't really see it.
Starting point is 01:11:06 Well, that is true. I just, I'll stand by that. That is true. No one's disagreeing that much. Yeah. Yeah, I was the only one disagreeing in the end. Oh, you got to wake up, man. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:11:17 I want to mention this. I know you're sleeping. There was, uh, what's, what's his name? name what's his name what's his dude what's her name Taylor Swift she was with like Lana del Rey and like all these other people and then ice spice for the whole fucking game I learned I learned why ice spice was there I saw I read why so I didn't understand it because I thought it was weird because I know like artists at that size like they really care about their image and everything and I was like that's kind of strange wouldn't she kind of like she
Starting point is 01:11:43 makes music for almost like you know like young teenagers why would she have ice spice there at all like to I don't know I feel like that's just kind of weird for her image and it's also just seems like a really unnatural, like weird relationship. But Taylor Swift signed to UMG. No, Taylor should have to sign to UMG and then the owner of UMG's son owns Capitol Records and Ice Spice is signed a
Starting point is 01:12:03 capital record. So like, they met through family ties. Yomi figured out the world. Yomi did ties. Yummy. You're target. Now you got to hide. Yeah, you got to go lay low. It's so weird, bro. I don't like that the world operates that way and it's like in secrecy. It's like just nepotism. It's just like
Starting point is 01:12:18 something like that. It's very strange. Literally all life is his connections. You know what it is? I wouldn't say it's secrecy. I think it's just if you're in this scene, you know that that's happening. Like if Ludacris is my uncle, I'd be, uh, I'd be doing this. Yeah. Yeah, Ludacris was like, like, disappeared for a decade and came back in a full Rick
Starting point is 01:12:37 Owen's outfit on a state farm commercial. It's like, biggest afro scene. I'm with the times. He's true. Wait. He was chill. He was. I like that.
Starting point is 01:12:46 That lineup was great. I like that lineup. That one. Apparently, that was a half-time show is good. was that? Dude, I don't know. I know, I didn't, it's probably every year like this, but I don't know, this year it stood out to me.
Starting point is 01:12:56 Literally every commercial had some multi-millionaire like superstar celebrity. I mean, it's like Tom Brady. It's shameless. Michael Sarah was in that. What happened to the everyday guy in the ads? The Duncan Donuts. The Dunkin' Donuts had everyone.
Starting point is 01:13:13 Did you see the Dunkin' Donuts one? Yeah, and had everyone. He had like the entire cast of like a huge show in it, like ever. The world had the entire cast of everything. Dude, I already know who's going to win the Super Bowl when they just started giving them commercials. Like Patrick, my home is Travis Kelsey. Then I only see commercials about them. They're like, oh, yeah, they're going to win.
Starting point is 01:13:30 I know. I already know. Imagine they lost. Yeah. After all that. Yeah. That was a close game, though. I'll say.
Starting point is 01:13:38 It was fun. I'll believe the script. If it was script, I'll believe it. The script is great. I believe it. You know what? The script was good ahead. The writers.
Starting point is 01:13:45 Is there still as long as it was a close game. No. Okay. So the writer. They're good writers now. They were hired back. I was going to say, I think I mentioned this before, but again, just so we're clear, Usher's monthly listeners at the current standing, which is, I guess, what, today Sunday?
Starting point is 01:14:01 39 million. So within a few days, we're probably going to see that number jump up to over 400. If it does it. It will. Super Bowl was a dud. And Usher goes down. Wait, wait, wait. This is like super nerdy of me to say, but I'm really excited to see how many people tuned in to the Super Bowl.
Starting point is 01:14:20 feel like it's going to be a record breaker. Like most people never watching anything ever in the world. Dude, they were showing like Brazil, UK, Australia, Australia, fuck it,
Starting point is 01:14:32 why not? Like all these different countries. Dude, they were like reping, they were reping Chiefs merch too. Like, what happened? Where's the love for the Niners,
Starting point is 01:14:39 man? It was all in Hollywood. No Niners fans up. It was all in Hollywood. Isaac. Oh, man, I forgot what I was going to say.
Starting point is 01:14:47 Oh. Dang. I was like that. What do I look up? Super Bowl stats? Wait, what are they? They won't know for a few days. Super Bowl viewership.
Starting point is 01:14:59 Sorry, my guess. They'll have to gather, I think. Super Bowl stats. Super Bowl stats. Who scored? I don't know. I'm really curious what the payout was. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 01:15:10 Oh, I saw this shit on Twitter. It was like, bro, I'm about to be a maillian. Someone bet $10 that Taylor Swift was going to get a touchdown in the entire game. The payout was like a hundred trillion percent. They put it in 10 bugs and the payout was a 14 million. Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:15:33 That would have been insane. That would have been crazy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's for almost losing. Wait, the Super Bowl is actually getting in trouble for the AI commercial. Oh, they did? They're actually getting in trouble.
Starting point is 01:15:47 Like, yeah, Super Bowl viewers blast the AI generated. Jesus commercial. That was AI General. It was. I knew it looked weird. Wait, the pictures? Yeah, it was a feat.
Starting point is 01:15:57 Super Bowl. Dude, Jesus. Wait, what? The feet. The fee one. Yeah, it looked fake. It was fake.
Starting point is 01:16:03 It was a photograph. Not Microsoft. Not Microsoft. Oh, sick. Oh, dude. Jesus. Dude, I even thought it was AI generated.
Starting point is 01:16:12 That one. It looked. Yeah, did. Like the last one, like the last picture, I remember. And that was very. Grunk.
Starting point is 01:16:17 Grunk. On Nickelodeon. Um, for the Super Bowl, right? They had like sandy cheeks come up and like start talking. It looked like a V-Tuber. It looked like a V-Tuber.
Starting point is 01:16:24 It was. Yeah. Her butt teeth are like phasing through her lower lip. Like every time she'd talk, it was really funny. Technology's come so far. I got that.
Starting point is 01:16:36 I realized something that technology is pretty fucking advanced for the shit that you can do in the NFL. Those lines, the fact that they could track the whole field and put all these graphics on him
Starting point is 01:16:44 and make some audio. There's on the 49ers? Yeah, how do they put a pineapple on a football? in the middle of the game. How do you do that? How do you add like, like you're doing live edits?
Starting point is 01:16:54 It's like, yeah, Grunt there were jellyfish like on the field. Plankton destroyed. Oh, I remember plankton actually slined like section B
Starting point is 01:17:03 of the Allegiance stadiums to fish. It was like, Oprah Finley. Yeah, Calamul Jaxon. I remember that one. That was good.
Starting point is 01:17:13 I love them. Oh, dude. Those are the ghosts, man. That was a, that was pretty fun. ball a little football game. It was better than last years. I remember last year, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:23 Compared to last year. This was a good. Last year was like, Rihanna giving birth to the devil. Yeah. Yeah. And the Eagles got absolutely owned by their ex-coach. The end.
Starting point is 01:17:32 That sucked. That was the most painful loss I think we've ever had. Ever. I could have changed you, dude. I'll be real. Honestly, we would take you over Andy Reed, though. All right, if you could have your own perfect Super Bowl with your own perfect teams and your own perfect halftime show,
Starting point is 01:17:47 who would it be? I want the entirety of O-block versus the entirety of Bay Area versus in Florida. I want all of them suiting up in training for four days and then we'll put them on the big screen. Michael Vick versus Ben Rothsberger and I don't care who the rest of their team is and half-hast-Ben
Starting point is 01:18:04 Ben-Rathsburger clones. All of them. They're all Ben-Rothersberger. Versus Michael Vicks. All of them. Ooh, that'd be crazy. Isn't Ben Rathustberger like half-metal? What? Is he a bionical? He has like metal bones.
Starting point is 01:18:22 Is he a bionicle? He's a transformer? He's at the zero. He's at the fellow. He touched Oh my goodness. Josh Allen is a freaking Megatron. I'm telling you. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:34 He shot up in the commercial. Crazy. Who would actually be like a really good half-time show? I know Larry would want to play with Cardi. Blade. Future. He started playing Cardi in the Super Bowl. I heard.
Starting point is 01:18:45 Larry, come on. Be honest. Would you if you could? If you can have it your way. No, Burger King. Not, that's not a good fit.
Starting point is 01:18:53 Because I feel like someone like, I don't think. Oh my God, imagine a, dude, I'd watch Tyler the creator on the Super Bowl. Do you think they'd put him on that?
Starting point is 01:19:00 That would be crazy. Right? I think they would. I think that's like the most random collab. It's him, the weekend, Bad Bunny. The weekend Dead Bunny.
Starting point is 01:19:09 This lineup is crazy. My goat. I think, Ah, Seelow Green. In like 18. See, seven.
Starting point is 01:19:17 He only sings that song For 25 years I see you getting touchdowns I see you getting touchdowns with the girl you love and I'm like Kelsey Everybody's thinking I'm getting big
Starting point is 01:19:33 million to dollars I guess the script in my pocket It was just enough Fumble So So to wrap it up I guess we we suck in predictions and if we bet money
Starting point is 01:19:48 on the game we would have lost. Well, well Yomi would have hit one parlay. That's the fumble on the fumble. No, we hit a lot we hit a lot of parlayes. I don't think we remember it but we did. I remember something about Liljohn. I hit Little John one. I remember that one. The only one I don't, or no, I know we did not hit, which was it was the Taki's
Starting point is 01:20:06 commercial. There was no Kevin Hart at all. It was the Cheetos. The Cheetos. Where is Kevin Hart and the Rotter's Mattis? What was the song? In a commercial? We called the song that played. Oh, Creed. You said Creed was going to sing and he was in a commercial. Yeah, I was like, Can you take me higher?
Starting point is 01:20:24 I remember that. We thought Mr. Beast and there was no Mr. Beast. That too we missed. I'm surprised. Do one. Yeah, I'm surprised. I don't know why. I remember what I was going to say now from before.
Starting point is 01:20:36 I got a tweet from somebody saying that Timu, they went from us promoting with us to the Super Bowl. We put the Super Bowl on Timu? Yeah. They asked early, they said early February, would you be able to do this? And I'm guessing they are dumping all the ad budget from like the past like nine months into February, whether it be Super Bowl or Isaac Y Channel.
Starting point is 01:20:57 It is no in between. There's only those two. They are pretty. I know, it's like it's neck and neck. Let's do the Isaac White channel. Fuck the Super Bowl. We lost it all. Damn it.
Starting point is 01:21:09 I lost a lot of money. No, but yeah, wrapping it up. It was a great game. I had a good time. Little sour. I'm looking forward to the jokes that are going to be made in the next I mean they already got made
Starting point is 01:21:20 but there's more to come I'm sure Have you guys seen LeBron James fan account No it wasn't LeBron it was LeBron LeBron James fan account on TikTok It would be like super hyper-edited videos of LeBron Like a tiger
Starting point is 01:21:34 Like a flyer of a jet Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah He turned this to a line Ducks They should I think they have On that They probably have
Starting point is 01:21:42 I've seen running back Turned to a jet packs It has like thrusters The whole football The field goal They have it then That I'm happy
Starting point is 01:21:54 I'm in Yeah Anyways thank you guys for listening I hope you enjoyed this Superbable special We will see you next week Where Oh group
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Starting point is 01:22:23 Have a great week, everybody.

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