The Group Chat - #94 - WE'RE LOSING OUR MINDS
Episode Date: February 23, 2024THE GANG IS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"...
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Welcome back to the group chat podcast ladies and gentlemen today we're going to do to do
no it's getting all the attention that's what you get for wasting all the
ladies and gentlemen welcome back to code lean group chat the use code group at the podcast
group you I'm sitting on some light out I got that light pink on I'm gonna keep it a dollar 35
this is the first time we have all been gathered here today.
That's not true.
It's when.
That's not true.
That was last week.
See, this is what all those damn vapes will do to you.
He'll figure,
God, all the vapes in my brain right now.
He'll start.
Dude, I'm always thinking about blinkering the blue res and the...
Yeah.
All those medals.
Isaac was like knocked out on the couch and all three of his vapes are like gracefully spread across the table.
And he was like this.
Yeah.
He's got money spread with his money.
Dude, I brought all shit like Air Jordan.
I actually did
We'll he vlog
We sneak into his room
And we take all
Everything we just hide in
We see what happens
Every everything
See how much he freaks out
I did get really mad one time
When he lost his vape
It was hell honest
Wait I've never seen him
Losing him
When the fuck does that happen
You argued with your brother
You were like arguing with him
About where the vapes were
You thought he stole
Where
Vipe
Okay
I feel like you need to pause
In 2014
Because I never argue
With my brother
Okay
I remember
Right now, we need to pause because Isaac is eating maybe the crunchiest most
of the most of the hottest food to ever eat on a podcast.
Isaac, at least when I eat, I mute.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Can I, can I have a, like, Larry, you said a really good Willie idea?
I have a Willie vlog idea.
And I know Yummy's going to like this.
Oh, Bob hit.
The $2,500 airless basketball from Wilson.
I saw that.
You can't, nobody can get it.
Nobody can get it.
Not even Michael Jordan can get it.
It was pre-order.
It was pre-order.
I couldn't even do it.
Only, no, they're doing a drop.
Well, it's already dropped, actually
Because they're only making like, what,
100 of them or 500 of them?
I wanted to get one, I tried to get one.
It's through be printed.
We can make our own.
What is it?
We could make our own.
So it's like the first of its kind.
It's a Wilson.
It just, it's like,
I think it's like a silicone,
silicone rubber type beat thing.
But it's got no air in it.
And it's supposed to bounce like a normal ball.
It does.
I saw the ball.
I saw Markas Brown.
It does bounce.
Yeah.
Like, it bounces the same.
It looks like it weighs the same.
It's supposed to the same weight.
That's crazy.
I don't know.
I don't know if it's going to become like...
It has holes.
When you grip it,
what if you put your fingers in one of the holes and you're like...
Wait, it has a bowling ball?
No, it's covered in a hole.
It's like a sphere that has holes.
It's all holes.
With that, if you're playing outdoors and if it's windy,
would it make it less like prone to being swayed
because there's holes in it?
Maybe.
Oh.
I think that's crazy.
The circus area is less.
Whoa.
And the wind can pass through.
The wind passes through it.
Yeah.
So it means if you miss, you're just like shitty and you're,
bad so like
I don't think you'd play with that ball
I mean it's 2,500 bucks
especially outside
I bet Drake has you think Drake has it
why is it so expensive
yeah no because it's from Wilson
official and there's only it's really a limited
amount and no one's ever done it's like a brand new
Wilson's the goat of making like sports balls
like actually I love Wilson
I mean see bro no one knows where he is though
he's been going for so long
oh god I mean they made an airless basketball
like in balance in his ways of the same
it's pretty insane
What if they made like a weighted football?
So it's like hard.
Yeah, wait.
You're about the laceless football?
Yeah, the laceless football.
The skinless football.
The skinless football.
It's just rubber.
The pigless.
The pigless football.
The pigless football.
That's what they call it.
It's so good.
Nick, I wanted to buy that ball just to have it because I know that shit's going
to be worth like five grand in a few years.
What the hell is?
I wanted to buy it to try and vlog with it and see if you were any better or any worse.
And like all of us would.
but instead I think I'm going to go for a Bugatti.
Oh, nice choice.
Humble.
Humble.
I want this ball, dude.
Grunk, I'll send a picture of it.
That is the like two case thing I've heard of you say.
It was like 2000 something bucks, dude.
$2,500.
$2,500.
$2,500.
You have to understand this is, this is history.
This is basketball history, bro.
It's going to change the game forever, bro.
That's what they said when they came out with the dunks.
box? What is that?
It comes with an Xbox. Yeah, it comes with an Xbox.
What do you mean to dunks? What are you talking on?
Yeah, I mean, you know what's crazy?
I could buy a Bugatti for less than that basketball.
Does you really? Yeah, I think you're just lying.
Can I tell you how much of an L I am in real life?
Because I found some shit out that made me so mad.
An L in real life.
Let me hear how much of an L you are in real life.
So there was
there was two pairs of shoes
that I wanted, okay?
two pairs of shoes in my fucking stock X cart
actually one of them I couldn't even get it was the
the reverse Grinches the Kobe's the Kobe sixes
okay the reverse
the reverse grinches dude
listen
who built travesties were pretty sweet
listen okay and then the Rick and Morty
the Lamello one
get out of my face the Rick and Morty Lamello's
and then so I went to the mall and I wanted both of them
And I try to get both of them, but like the mellow ones I just backed out on.
So that that was a major loss for me because they were like, I think retail they were like 150 or something.
Bro, I went to this mall.
And it was one of those like shops where they have all the resale shit like the hype stuff.
They're selling for 390.
Listen, I have learned my lesson.
Soft Willie.
Don't go to those stories, bro.
Speak on it.
Speak on it.
Bro.
Okay.
This was back when Air Force ones were like 90 bucks or something like that.
They were charging 150.
Yeah, they have to.
I mean, they have to make a profit.
Air Force One's got expensive.
Go fuck yourself, profit.
No, dude.
Those are Rick and Morty's.
They also had, they also had, like, original in the 90s, like, Jordan ones.
It was pretty cool.
They were, like, 4K, 5K.
Don't ever go to those fucking places.
You went to a mall, you got to the resale shop, the classic, like the whatever.
And they were, like, 3X more than what you were going to pay for.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
These are not sold anymore.
So, like, they drop.
And then they were.
are actually worth about that.
So the lamellos are worth like 370, I think, 380.
They were selling for like 390.
And then the Kobe's, they were selling for $4.99.
And that's real.
That's true.
What if there's like a line for YouTubers?
I got the Matt Pat 12s.
Dude, you know how hard it would be like a good mythical morning 11s?
Oh, God.
The Good Mythical morning 11s.
The good mythical threes.
Come on.
Oh.
The GM3s.
GM3s.
Oh.
Air market player.
How much your fake cost?
Oh,
these are the Red and Links.
Man,
$800 billion.
The Red Link.
What's you wearing?
Red Link.
Red Link is Rick and Morty.
This is Bob and Larry.
I got the Gougas on right now.
Oh my God.
The Gugas?
Oh.
It comes with like sauce.
Yeah.
This is the future.
Oh my God.
Hiking boots could be just the outdoor boy shoes.
Oh.
Oh, wait.
Wait, wait.
This is OB.
Obie 1.
Pause.
Pause.
The whole.
track. What are the, uh, whoopsies?
What are the, the, oh my God.
I did not mean it.
You started Bobble League.
Wow.
You used it all of our cameras because you started Bobble League.
You started Bobble League. Yeah, we're all like all over the
Wow. Don't even bother fixing.
Don't even edit it. He just really wanted to play.
He just wanted to play bad.
I didn't mean to. Oh, that's all right, man.
I don't even remember my train of thought. Thanks, Willie, dude.
Whatever. Welcome back to the group chat pod against.
Wait, those are real. Those are actual Rick and Morty.
I'm telling you, they are Rick and
I didn't know that was actually like real.
If I got them,
dude,
I should have gotten them.
I thought you were lying.
I actually thought you were lying.
Dude, the Puma, Rick and Morty's?
No, Rook and Mordy's.
Yeah,
is that Puma?
Lamello Ball and Rick and Morty all.
Yes.
Those are all the top three.
I mean,
who do you think makes Lamele Ball's shoe.
It's Puma.
God, I would bully the shit out of whoever wears those.
Dude, you don't wear them.
You just own them because they're hard as hell.
They are pretty hard.
What if,
all right, no,
listen,
what if they're the Rick and Morty faces
were like diamonds like pink diamonds oh yeah hard though that would be that
you're rick and morning morning chain and there's a joint and the shoelaces are joints
now we're going somewhere if you made now we're on to something it would be hard
diamond diamond diamond yeah anything diamond shoes from smelling like honestly like my shoes
never smell my vans smell like absolute feet it's okay whoa you got you need a shoe cleaner
really that crap I got shoe cleaner every day so you gotta get shoot cologne
I got shoe cull out here.
You want some?
Yeah, I got some right here.
Listen, listen, watch, watch, watch, watch.
I'll grab it and I'll spray on my mic.
I'll give a shit, bro.
What I mean, watch?
Your camera's off.
I can't even see what you're doing, bro.
Damn, it smells so good.
Those little, like, basketballs or softball.
Yeah, I remember the, that's what you go up and just put them into the shoes.
Yep.
Listen, listen.
This is Arm and Hammer.
Odor Defense, shoe refresher spray.
My shit don't even smell, and I got it.
You can even say refresh.
They have the balls.
Have you seen that?
A little balls you put in your shoe?
I like the balls.
I like the balls.
Maybe you just smell bad, bro.
You ever thought about that?
Yeah, I'm glad you perforcied, bro.
Dude, I know Isaac.
So, like, you're working on shoes
that the air will not leave.
Yeah, I like when they smell.
Yeah.
You like that.
So why are you asking how to make them not smell, you loser?
Yeah, what the hell?
Other people's sake, not mine.
Nick, when you go to sleep, I take your shoes and go,
I love you so.
And I put them back on your feet and then you don't even know.
He sleeps with the shoes on.
Why are you sleeping?
Why you sleep?
I put them back on and I tie it.
I'm up.
When I go into the sauna, I definitely take off my shoes because I don't want like, that would be like the worst thing ever, the worst combination of all yeah.
Dude, I would go in the sauna's, like fully clothed and like sweats and sweatpants and like shoes.
Just because I was like insecure.
I didn't want people to look at my like wet body.
Have you had an old man stare at you at the sauna?
Yeah, dude, I saw a naked old man in the wet room just like looking at me.
He was like, oh, so.
You don't give a care in the world.
Oil prices.
Jim are crazy.
They'll stare at you.
nude in the fucking
lockings.
They'll stare at women
like that are walking by in spandex.
They do not.
They can balls out like
Yeah.
Like this is a naked man
and I always see when I work there.
I just,
I'm going to go.
Yeah,
he's just shaving.
Yeah,
and he's like,
how's your day?
And he's like,
he's going down.
He's just doing everything.
Big nuts are all hanging.
I was in the sauna and it's like co-ed,
right?
Just like,
whatever.
Like men and women can't go in there.
I don't know what the word term for that is.
But men and women
are able to go into there.
And there was his old dude.
that was watching this woman on the floor
like stretching. She was doing like a
split or she was doing whatever she could like
stretch and he was like
sitting there like this
and just staring at it. I don't trust
public sonnas are gross. I was like
bro, this is crazy. What?
What? What? What?
What? What?
We think the older you get like the more
respectful you get but
Is it? Old people are 20? Dude are you don't
evil or you get the less shame
shower room? That is true. The less option you get
And you're just, you're a kingpin.
And the older you get, the older you get, the older you get, the lower your dick hang.
Yeah, the lower your nuts hang.
Do your balls hang.
Dude, what's that?
I had a, so I went to this place for old people with dementia and Alzheimer's and shit that were like going crazy.
And then they were like, whoop, whoop.
And I went there with my sister when she was 17.
And there was like an 80-year-old guy and he was like, I'd like to have you for Christmas.
Can I put you under my tree?
And then she just kept walking.
and we were walking.
I was like 13 and I was like,
she was like a kid.
Dude.
They didn't even care.
Oh my God.
They're insane.
They don't.
Old men are creepy.
I'll beat them up, dude.
I'll beat them up.
They're also like really funny.
They're so funny.
They're pretty funny.
They can be really funny.
My lifelong goal is that I can like have you guys all as neighbors when we're
older.
All of our kids can play together and we can all just sit on our porches and like watch
our kids kids kids play and we're all just sitting there drinking like kids kids.
Wait,
late beer.
Amersups?
Beer and Lean
Like all our green children playing
And our kids are like
You know bringing us food and stuff
We're just sitting there like hate in life
Yeah wait
What if I thought like
Tanner's kid went up to Tanner
And Tanner was like shut the hell up
Like right in front of us
We're like oh my god
You're just like
I'd dab him up
And then I'm like oh I'm like
I'm like oh my god
And I look over here
And he's like
Yeah
I told you not to hit him
I'm like
It's like a big fight
And then Isaac's like
You son of a bitch
Boom
Larry, your kid would just be like on the ground.
Just like, eating sand.
Yeah, eating dirt and like flowers.
He's sand and he looks at dirt.
And he's like, he's on top of the sand.
No, he's making web pies.
The most ugliest, the useless kid here.
The most useless kid.
I'm going to cut the argument.
Sorry, me.
He was going to let his kid wear diapers until he was like 14.
Dude, dude.
I remember when I first came back, I literally like lost in my mind.
for a second. Like, remember when you came
downstairs and you saw my shoes an open
drink in front of the open fridge and I totally
forgot about it? Oh my God.
It was like you despond.
I lost my inventory and I could have
come back. You did lose your mind.
You were in front of the
man. Yeah, you're still losing
your mind because yesterday I sat down on the couch.
Larry was there to vouch. Whoa.
Hold on. I'm fucking rapid. Keep going. Keep going.
Keep going. Keep going.
Your water jug that you always have with you.
Guess where it was? Was it there in the studio? With the lid,
with the lid on.
on the couch cushion.
On the couch cushion?
Who puts it on the couch cushion?
Okay, I usually put it on the floor, but that's crazy.
I would not put that on it.
Dude, no, it didn't spill.
I don't think it did.
Are you lying?
It almost did. I like scooted back like this.
Dude.
It's a real like soft.
Yeah.
Okay, but...
What is this doing here?
You know what we were doing?
Last night we were watching like every YouTube video ever made.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
It was like 7 a.m.
That's crazy how I woke up like early.
We're looking at every single 2000's video.
Every single 2000s video.
every single old classic YouTube video like tru-la-l-l-l-l-l-no-no-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l.
I fucking knew I heard that shit, bro.
I heard some wack-ass garbage.
Of course, it was so loud.
We were like, seen their editing.
Oh, oh.
It was so funny because Larry was like,
this is my theme song.
It was like, it's peanut butter jelly song.
And they was like, oh, this is mine.
Tron-l-l-l-l-l.
It was like 7 a.m.
It was like 7 a.m.
Yummy, Tanner is losing his mind because yesterday,
Larry and I were sitting upstairs in a loft.
Dana just comes inside.
He sits down.
He's like, dude, there's a hole in my foot.
There's a hole in my foot.
I don't know how it got there.
There's a hole in my foot.
Go ahead.
Explain how you got your hole in the foot.
Dude, I got to throw away.
It comes back to the water bottle.
It comes full circle.
Dude, the water bottle was right next to my bed,
opened, of course, because the reason why there's no lid on it is because I left it
for two months and it turned yellow.
So I took the lid off.
And I had to clean out the other.
And I turned the jug and I washed the jug.
I was like, well, I'm just never going to use a straw again.
And I just threw it away.
The straw got yellow?
Yeah, it got cloudy and gross.
Because I left it for two months.
I don't know.
I didn't wash it.
How did it?
Yellow?
For two months with water in it, not washed?
I think it'll get yellow, right?
Maybe.
I reckon it don't, though.
Microves?
I think it does, though.
Dude, water gets cold.
You know water gets old?
Water does gross.
Water gets old and it stains shit.
If you leave water in a jug, it starts smelling and it starts smelling.
Yeah, like, that's a thing.
Yeah.
Still water?
Dude, it's disgusting.
The first NGL of the day, NGL.
Expiration.
You didn't know that?
Go and got.
Well, maybe I, yeah, I just leave water there.
I'm just gonna kill myself on the podcast.
I'm gonna hit an NGL.
Dude, I'm gonna hit an NGL today.
Shut the hell up.
I'm hitting on.
Buy a new one, bro.
That's what I was gonna say, yeah.
I was down.
All right.
So I was gone for two months.
I let water sit in it and it got gross.
That's literally what happened.
I threw it away.
I'm telling you.
Wash my.
What?
What?
What?
Let me take a minute.
Can we reset?
Can we reset for a second?
Hold on.
What just happened?
There was so much, like, talking and then pausing and then talking in the following.
I'm really in there.
I'm a young money, million.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
A million.
Yeah.
Grunk?
It's been a long time since we've talked.
Last time we talked.
Oh, he's doing the thing.
He's doing the day.
Dude, I was telling a story.
What happened?
I was literally telling a story.
I thought.
What was I didn't follow because I didn't cut you off.
Go ahead.
No, it's fine.
I heard me off, bro.
Well, now there's drama on the podcast.
Dude, I know exactly what happens all the time.
You told me to tell the story of why my foot goes in the hole.
I was like, all right, my water got old.
And then I was like, not going to lie, bro, not going to lie.
I don't know what a tar yellow, bro.
I don't know what to turn yellow, bro.
Shit.
And then he's like, anyway, and we haven't seen you in a while.
And what the fuck?
Jesus Christ.
Like, what the fuck?
$4.
God, damn.
No, you know what?
Grunk, we haven't seen you in a lot.
No!
I want to know about grunk. I haven't talked to him.
We haven't played games ever. I want to know about grung.
He did talk to him. He joined in, did his homework, and then left, and we went to go party.
He did party. Do some laundry.
Dude, I got a 102 on my Kim exam, my first one, which is...
One of two.
Damn, what the fuck?
Dude, I thought, I didn't even notice, but there's a bonus question, apparently, and I got it right.
So, that was...
You're like good of numbers.
You're like a savant with numbers.
Oh, can I say.
You are Savon
We're starting some
Bo Fudge in
Calc and it's getting a little difficult
and tricky
but it's okay
And
Dude I probably had
Maybe one of the greatest weekends of my life
Oh what the hell
There you go see why we're waiting for that
Like
So Friday
What happened Friday
Me and my roommate
And our two friends from our
hometown like we we just went to the like the local areas and like just had a great time and then
like watched a movie just on a whim and it was amazing and then on Saturday got a bunch of work done
um and then at nighttime met up with my dearest friend daniel and camden and we all
dearest friend like he's passed yes no god rest his soul god raised his soul i've met him
guy I haven't seen them
I saw him bro oh my gosh
I took maybe like the fattest
fricking ripper
of a freaking
off the
thing you know
and like it was like the biggest
one I've ever taken and it was
like literally
it felt like
my body was rippling
and the outside air was
rippling and the ripples were
connecting
I took it's
I took the fattest ripper of the thing.
Yeah, of the thing.
What is it?
You know, like wood rocks.
Dude,
no,
he's going to himself.
Yeah,
don't,
don't be asking,
though.
It was,
it was crazy.
Like,
I,
I actually felt like I was rippling away.
It was a very interesting feeling.
And, um,
yeah.
And so that was very nice.
And, um,
very nice.
Rippling away.
I don't,
met,
met this person.
I think we like each other.
We're chill.
Um,
That's cool.
Here we go.
And I'm going to keep it on the DL.
I'm going to keep it on the DL.
NGO, my first NGO, bro.
Yeah, and then on Sunday, Sunday, dude, we went to like a park, a nature-esque area.
Gorgeous, freaking beautiful.
And, yeah, it just had a great weekend overall.
That's perfect.
That's a perfect weekend.
Perfect day.
Sounds beautiful.
That's what you're saying.
Did you see?
No, swans.
Did you see God?
We saw water
We saw water bugs
A glimpse of
The glimpse of y'all power
Someone fell in the river though
I saw it happen
Did you help?
No, they got out
And then they were just sitting there
They're sitting there
And I
And I heard them talking to their friend
They were just like
I just feel stupid right now
And I was like
Aw
Probably got a brain eating amoeba
And they're gonna like
Dude you always sing this brain eating amoeba
Yeah
Brain eating amoeba
Are more common than you thought
I will actually go outside
and drink that water
I prove you wrong.
There's no worms in that water.
It's a long-term effect, so you're going to prove him in about 10 years.
When we're 60, just you wait, dude.
I'm just like, I can remember anything, Stu.
The beanbag chair was good, huh?
Well, that was a cute story, Gronk.
That was good.
There's, like, good days.
There's, like not much really going on, you know.
We're chilling, though.
I'm chilling in a way.
Eat, sleep, study, smoke, repeat.
Waking.
Yeah.
Weed is cool.
Weeds freaking awesome.
No.
Don't abuse the substances.
Only on occasion, guys.
Only on occasion.
Only on Christmas.
Only on Christmas.
It's a thing on occasion.
Christmas and President's Day, you can get destroyed.
Yeah.
It's a truth.
Why is President's Day a thing?
We were talking about that, me and my friends.
I think I know why holidays are a day in general.
That was Monday.
It's a selfish holiday.
I know why holidays are real.
Really?
Because
Yeah, sorry, guys.
I'm having a brain injuryism.
Come on, bro.
I'm actually slow today.
I'm tired of smoke.
Something happened where I think we're having
ammonia.
Is it ammonia?
What is the carbon monoxide leak in the house?
Nomania.
No, it's not.
Nogony.
Yeah, and then you can't breathe.
And we didn't go to lie.
So let's just go back to ammonia, guys.
Sorry, you said that.
Gatorade.
Before so many times I did not.
Oh,
um,
Mo.
Oh,
electro lights,
I feel like really do help a lot.
Dude,
you got Gatorade?
Oh, actually,
I'm activated.
Okay, so,
I think it's because people used to be all saddened down and they would be like,
holiday,
make everything happy,
cheery.
And then like modern world,
they're like,
we can't get rid of these.
We need to keep making holidays.
We got to keep making money.
Let's sell shit.
Let's make more money.
Let's give a break.
Yeah, let's give the working class like a break once in a while and then make them happy.
Make them buy stuff.
Make them buy stuff.
Here,
Let's give them money so that they can also spend their money back to us.
Bonuses and shit.
Yep.
Keep capitalism running.
Well, that's what Halloween was about.
I think I mentioned that before.
You have the candy?
That's the only time people buy candy, bro.
Halloween was driven by the candy company that said they could make chocolate.
They were making so much money.
They still aren't making so much money.
And then the dentists, it was the big dentist to that was running.
All the dentists.
Big dentist.
I have like an inventory of drinks.
You have a lot of drinks.
Wait, I looked it up and the president.
President's Day is honoring the first president of the United States.
Fuck George.
George Bush?
George Bush was not the ex.
George Bush.
Why is President's Day celebrated?
It's in honor of the nation's first president.
Bro.
Literally Washington.
Like, guys.
He crossed the Delaware.
Like,
Delaware sucks ass.
Like,
who cares?
They're so outdated.
All these, like,
holidays are so lame and boring.
Let's make a baroque day for Obama.
So instead of beer for St.
Patrick's Day,
can it just be like,
like,
amphetamines or something weird?
Yeah.
Yeah.
St. Patrick's Day, where is that?
We already passed it.
No, it's coming up.
It's like March something.
Do that ever again.
Is there a river that dies at green, like in Ohio or something?
They do that, did I lie, laddie.
What river are they died?
March 17th.
They dying.
Yeah, what was that?
Chicago.
This might be our worst episode ever.
No, it's awesome.
We have a full-blown leprecha on here, bro.
That was about that hole on your foot.
I'm actually interested in what happened.
Oh yeah, the whole night to the hall.
I totally forgot about that.
Wait, wait.
They have Irish potatoes coming out soon, dude.
All potatoes are Irish.
No, no, no, no.
Irish potatoes aren't the potatoes.
They're real, oh, my.
Oh, Isaac's about it's all.
Oh, here we go.
It's all about it.
Tell us.
It's all about them Idaho.
Change your world.
I think only soft willy knows about the Irish potato wave.
Because they put them in every single convenience store ever in the Northeast.
Irish potatoes?
Yeah.
Ew.
It's a candy?
A candy?
A candy?
Is it candy?
They're not potatoes, bro.
Oh.
We're going to do it again.
Do you just say Irish potatoes?
I'm not doing it again.
Can you explain what the fuck it is?
For the love of God.
Oh, you're talking about.
Irish potato, it's not even a potato.
It's just like a weird treat.
That's all I can't.
It's like a candy.
It's like its own like different countries.
It's so good.
I can't describe it.
Oh.
It's a cream cheese.
and like butter and cream cheese and butter
is he able to describe that and you want
it's got to look it up it's like also
coconut but also cinnamon like
to make it look like a potato like
are you looking up the ingredients right now
because you guys just listed every single one
looking at you in your big head
hold on cheese butter
sugar vanilla extract coconut cinnamon
water ice salt
hey water ice salt
cream cheese yeah cream cheese
yeah they're good
people like them a lot
yeah I like them a lot
yeah I like them
You guys like Zeppelis?
Come on, tell me like Zeppelis.
I don't know what that's that.
What Zeppelis?
I'm sorry God if that's a like stupidest process.
You guys like fried Oreos?
Um, duh.
Is that even a freaking question?
Is that any of a freaking question?
You're asking me?
I love Oreos.
You guys ever have fried ice cream?
Yes.
I have.
I don't.
I don't.
I guess someone who likes candy apples.
I do.
I'm sorry.
You met me.
Carmel on an apples.
Yeah.
I like camie.
I like family apples too.
Wow.
Four people.
Would you ask one person ever?
You could just ask for me.
If you like candy apples,
yeah.
If you live with three of them.
Well,
I was right.
Every person I've asked
didn't like them
and I only asked like two people.
Well,
okay, I can see why because,
dude, I hate those candies
that's like carmels
and they're like,
and they're like,
and it's stuck right on you two.
What is it?
What are those called?
Like the caramel balls.
Caramel balls.
Worthers?
The caramel.
The caramel.
The caramel.
The caramel.
They're like,
Duts.
They're milk duds. They're milk duds. Milk duds. Milk duds are milk duds. They hurt my teeth. They hurt my teeth.
Bro, soft willie. If I, I would say like the most obscure candy, be like, damn, they bring me back, though.
Huffle troughs, chocolate. Is your grandma give me a candy when you're a kid? Oh, yes. Is that where the sweet berries?
Because you have a major sweet tooth, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, I do have a sweet tooth. Dude, I walked in this house and there were cupcakes right.
right out of duty.
Can we talk about that right to second?
I ate like two or three.
I'm so curious about the hole in the foot story.
Oh,
still the hole in the foot?
No,
we're not going to address it.
Never going to conclude.
No,
we'll save it for the end.
All the comments of the podcast are going to be like,
what happened?
What the fuck happened?
No,
this is how we keep attention of.
We'll save it for the end.
We'll save it for the end.
Are we making it up now?
I don't even know anymore.
No, it's a real story.
I promise you.
It's the hole in the foot story.
You got like a class.
I'm not, listen.
You read the ingredients on a seltre can.
I'm going to slap you silly.
Tell me why the hell liquid death has sugar in it.
Huh?
Isaac.
Oh my God.
You're eating so much sugar right now from those things, dude.
I saw.
Hey, it has a,
yeah, but it has four grams of sugar.
Pause, pause, pause, pause.
What is that?
That's not, that's not sparking water.
It's lemon, lime, liquid death, mineral water.
Dude, that's alcohol.
It's alcohol too.
Wait, why are you dreams?
Drinking like the alcohol.
That's hard.
That's a selter.
That's like an actual sparkling celtics.
That's water.
No,
that's a lot of alcohol.
That's why there's sugar in it.
Stop drinking it.
What are you doing?
That's why you can't remember
what the brain eating amoeba was.
That's where he keeps all his like,
oh,
ooh, look at him.
He's acting drunk.
He's going to be drunk.
No, but I don't like the sugar in it.
Dude, Pelligerino.
Guys, no, dude, 1876 is the brand
for the sparkling water.
Right?
It's 1876 is what it's called?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think I've drank water in,
in like three days. It's so good. Speaking of
drinking items, have you ever
have this? Sorry. What is that?
Oh, Nitro Pepsi.
It's cold brew, right? Cold brew, right?
Cold brew, Pepsi. Yeah, draft.
Hold it. Wait, I heard it's good. Is it good?
It's the best drink. The best drink
out there, I'm pretty sure. What is it? Aside from lean
flavored gamers of. Yeah, of course.
What is it? It's like a draft's beer. They like
gas it up. They gas up the Pepsi.
Beer? And this is, not
beer.
Bail? Soda. Soda. Soda.
It's like, yeah, it's like a distilled
Pepsi. Look, smooth, creamy,
easy to drink.
You can't make this shit up.
That's like, smooth, creamy,
smooth and creamy and fun.
And like, when you, when you just bust it open,
you just drink the foam and it's just like,
oh.
It's so nice.
Is it like a cream soda?
Yeah, is it cream?
Yes.
Is it?
How much sugars are?
That's a real question.
A lot.
A lot.
A lot of sugar.
There's a 63 grams of sugar.
Oh, damn.
How big is a lot?
How big as they can?
How many calories?
Oh my god.
Grung, do you know how much 60?
That's like what 80% of your daily amount?
Try a hundred something.
125%
In one can.
You're drinking a sugary, oh my god, bro.
It's in one can.
Okay, I'm putting this down.
I'm retiring, I'm retiring for the computer.
I was just looking at it.
I had to start working out.
You were gonna be like, oh my God,
let me leave for a second.
Let me lean for a second.
Damn.
Sugar free, right.
Less than one calorie.
All right, we get it.
All right, okay.
All right, okay.
Dude, why does Gatorade have so much sugar in it?
Gatorade's bad, dude.
Hold on, wait.
No, wait, there's the actual lore.
Wait, Isaac.
Drinking like a, like, one of the bigger gatories is equivalent to one loaf of bread.
Like, I'm not even lying.
I think that actually is accurate.
Make that out?
You feel good?
I can not be right.
You feel good after that?
Look it up.
Look it up.
You fucking cross his arm.
The paparazzi are behind the camera.
We can't see them, but they're like a loaf of bread.
I'm gonna look up how many carbs are in a loaf of bread
You're about to be wrong
Can I ask my question now? Grunk
Dude I'm guessing hold on
Have you gained your freshman 15 yet?
No
I have all right all right
Dude I've stayed at like 1 45
Like anywhere from 4145 for the past like
2 or 3 years of my life
That's what I did drunk and then at 22 it all hit me at once
At 22 last year
It did
I swear God, I gained 80 pounds of three years.
It's not even a joke.
Dude, I gave at least 20 pounds in a month.
Yeah, I gained 20 pounds in a month.
It was fucked up.
I don't even know.
I don't care.
You know why?
Because Texas closes everything so early, so it's a snack at night.
Yeah, so you got to like get all the crazy food.
That's true.
That's how they're fat-died up America.
But, you know.
I got to actually like not.
Room.
I ate so much Chick-fil-A, dude.
You have an entire fridge.
We have two fridges even.
There's something into that spell.
This is a sad thing to admit.
This is sad.
I dumped like liquid all over the pantry floor.
But as I was quitting up, I look up fresh loaf of bread.
All right.
Never opened.
Green.
Yeah, dude.
That's what happens.
Horrible green log.
Can't even eat that no more green.
Horrible green.
Yeah, I know.
It's been in there since I left before I left.
Ever heard of a ham sandwich.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have a bit of a hand sandwich.
What?
Those were our rations, bro.
We were going to eat them shit.
Wait, what's your...
The rations went bad.
Because when all the icy snow crazy...
Also, I still have the sandwiches from the chiefs versus the fucking...
Ew!
Throw away.
You have such a problem.
No, that was...
Dude, no.
There's Mexican food still in the fridge from, you know...
You guys are gross.
It's Isaac.
It's not you guys.
It's Isaac.
It's all I...
No, you guys are gross.
Thank you, Grunk, for including all of us.
Dude, I don't even use the fridge.
I just use cream of wheat or rice.
Dude, I was so happy.
Wait, what's on?
What's your own? What's your own?
I'm going to say, I was so happy that I left town with my 1877 mineral waters in the fridge drawer that we have in the garage.
Perfect.
Just perfect when I left.
Literally nothing wrong.
It looked like a fucking magazine cover.
I come back into town two days ago.
I don't know what you guys did.
It's like you took and Jimima's fucking syrup.
It just went.
All over the tree.
door and it's gross, dude.
There's brown rings where the drinks were
and it's all sticky. Oh, you're bullshit.
I swear to God.
Bro, I got a drink yesterday. I'm putting in the sink
and wash it like this and they get a paper towel.
All right, all right. Pause, pause.
Who? I don't know.
The only two people that use the fridge said, I don't know.
There's white cause in that fridge.
There is a box of white cause of that fridge.
I know that's you, Isaac. Why?
Nope, not me.
No, in the other fridge that I put the white clause
in that fridge.
Wait, what's wrong with the white claws?
I thought there were Isaacs.
Oh, no, those were mine.
I just put them in there because there's no room in the other fridge
because of all the leftovers.
Yeah, dude, tell me how Isaac takes up an entire fridge.
Isaac takes him an entire fridge and then he leaves the rest of the house to
Willie, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna hijack your car.
I'm gonna hotwire your car.
It's gonna be evil and awful.
Why did you do that?
Dude, leave him alone.
How dare you?
Me?
You can't even drive my car if you wanted to.
Damn.
It would stall.
I'd roll and I'd push it into a into a, into a big.
That's what the kids do, right?
On his head, on his head.
I guess I don't know.
I guess I don't know.
That's about it.
That's about all the time we have today, folks.
We're so mad today.
I'm not mad.
I'm kind of chill.
I'm happy.
I'm fine.
Like, I don't know how I'm going to last at this school with the food options anymore.
What is it?
Uh-oh.
Like, are you having more bowel problems?
No, it's not.
It's not bad.
I don't crave it and when I get the food
I just don't want to eat it. I have an idea.
What's your idea? In your
free time, if you can
allocate maybe like five hours
a week to streaming and try and get Hello
Fresh sponsors so that you can get... Dude.
You know what happened to me?
That's crazy good idea. I would ask you
if you're having these cravings that I used to have.
It was like I was pregnant. I think I was really
deficient. You might be getting close to being deficient
some vitamins, buddy, because you're eating that shit all the time.
I take my multivitamins.
Oh, Hermando.
What was that?
Dude, I charged up for so long.
I was like,
when I used to not want to eat anything,
like I just hated the thought of food.
You know what I would always want to eat?
Just like deli meat.
I would eat straight deli meat.
Interesting.
Yeah, I would, no, my dad would roll deli meat and cheese
and dump ranch on and go,
just like,
Oh my God.
Jesus.
Because he's like, crazy.
Because he's like, I'm going to work.
And he was like,
He's like, all right, shoot, guys.
It was just meat cheese.
Let's just meet cheese.
Is that where you get it from?
Yes.
I get everything.
7-Eleven and just buy cheese,
meat and crackers.
That's it.
He'll just eat all of them.
That's what I do.
Yeah.
Yeah, sometimes if I see deli meat in that fridge or goat.
It is goat, but I just see deli meat.
I'll start picking at it.
I'll put a little sauce on them.
Like, it's kind of goat.
It's a quick snack.
I'll eat, like, I'll eat 19 pieces of hay.
I don't even care.
I'll eat a whole thing of fucking.
Heaven forbid.
We go to a, uh,
nice little gas station run.
They got them snack trays in there.
They got the snack trays.
The meat and cheese trays?
Cheese.
Cheese.
Okay.
If you could have,
okay,
I have a question.
I have a question.
If you could eat one meal
and you would not gain a single noun from it at all.
Chicken Alfredo.
Like anything,
anything.
A Nutella marshmallow pizza pie.
Oh,
a bazookie.
Yeah.
Oh.
Pizu.
No,
actually,
I don't know.
I,
like.
I would do Alfrido.
I do like chicken
Alfredo a lot.
Yeah, Alfredo and garlic bread.
That's it.
Okay, look, wait, hold on.
You guys are like choosing the simplest meals.
Like, if you could make anything.
Like, I have a whole meal.
How about that?
Oh, a whole table of food?
Yeah, a whole table of food.
And we can have a whole thing.
One cup of olive oil.
Pigs of wings.
Pigs of wings.
Skittles, pop-chos.
Tacos.
Nerea tacos.
There's some winks.
Syrup.
You ever get, like, the electric chair.
The last meal is going to be spaghetti.
all over the
I'm putting my hand over my heart
I'm putting my hand over my heart
if I go to the electric chair
I'm eating slop for my final meal
that's my state that's my statement
like okay if I did something that or no
if I got convicted for something I didn't do
and I got executed I'd make them feel so bad
I'll be like one chrome of bread please
you're like you're like God
I'd be like don't kill him
I'd be like this is what I do that's what I do
Give him the knot off.
I'm not deserving of any food, sir.
Sir, I can't do it.
He's too humble.
He's humble.
Pull the lever.
No, no, no, you know what?
Is that all you guys?
I'll make it even worse.
When I'm being, like, electrocuted,
I won't even, like, make a sound.
I'll be like,
I'll be like,
I don't know what I do.
I'm like, turn it up.
Why he enjoying it?
Cut it up.
What a fucking gumma, sorry.
Would you see grow?
I said, why he enjoying it?
I'm not enjoying it.
I'm enduring.
Hold on.
Okay.
Yummies.
Turn it off.
It's enough for him.
Where did that?
Who did that first come out?
Wow.
Well,
Bougar came out of my nose.
That's a good gift.
Everybody's,
I made me think of like,
what is, you know,
if you are going to get,
killed.
What do you eat?
Last meal.
No, I didn't even say my last meal.
I actually have a full last meal planned out.
Can I say it?
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
Was that yummy?
No,
only yummy.
Wait,
where did he go?
He probably snuck away to the bathroom,
actually.
He crawled out and he's going to come back.
He is smart and sneaky like that.
Go on give it up for the segue.
Ladies and gentlemen.
All right, that's enough.
Let me hear the,
uh,
wait.
Can I say my last meal because it's really funny.
Oh, I lied.
I lied.
I lied.
I lied.
Polter guys.
wait what
shit I actually scared
whoa
what the fuck
air calm
damn what
what's that
all right
has he had that
headphone
in the on top
what
he's got two
damn
there we go
this is absurd
he's a coach
he's a coach today
who me
yeah
I got my team
on my mic
all right
Lebron
I want you to block
you gotta block it
all right
all right
when Miniyama
I want you to go in
I want you to dunk that shit
I got a mustache of a famous guy
Okay
Maybe maybe infamous
Infamous
What
What
I'm looking up a list
I'm looking up a list of last meals
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Moving it
Moving it
Moving down
Moving down
I'm a famous guy
Famous guy
Famous guy
I'm
Say, okay.
All right.
What's the list?
Yeah, give me a list.
I was looking at a list of, so this is in Europe.
The famous last meal from a guy named Carl Ludwig Sand.
Go to him.
Wait, no, he's bad guy.
Monslaughter.
Oh.
His meal that he had was just called gruel.
That's me.
It's my.
Yeah, you got gruel.
I got slub.
His gruel is good, though.
I'll be real.
That I, he was so good.
Can you make Isaac gruel again?
Yeah.
Can you make Isaac gruel again, please?
There's a...
Oh, sorry.
Oh, he's got to think about it.
There's a guy on YouTube who rates...
He'll cook and rate last meals of people.
Oh, yeah, I was watching those, actually.
Sometimes they're pretty good.
There's, like, eggs.
There was, like...
There was one really gross.
It was like gray paste, a banana, and, like,
something...
Ew.
Gray paste, like chalk.
No, I'm just...
Yeah, we're making great paste.
Yeah, we got great paste.
I don't know what I would do for last meal.
Zach's beast or something?
That's goat.
You know what I would do?
Bro, for last.
I have a list.
I actually have a whole list.
Dude.
No.
Dude,
this guy's crazy.
Wait,
what?
A 21 piece bucket of Kentucky fried chicken,
two large domino pizzas,
ice cream,
a bag of jelly beans,
a six pack of...
Dude.
Wait, wait,
wait, wait,
wait,
yeah.
You can just buy all that.
Is it even worth it?
Can they say no?
You can say no.
I think they can say no.
I think they can say no.
Let me guess.
They did it and then he didn't eat it.
He wasted their time.
Oh, he ate all of it.
Every last little crumbed.
He probably ate it.
I think they tried.
Why would they let them eat before they kill them
the poop everywhere, right?
Yeah, your bowel was empty out when you die.
Oh my God, you're right.
Oh.
Well, not.
That's the second you die.
I think it is actually.
It's right there.
Why would they do there?
The very second, the middle of saying.
All right, hold on.
Down the line.
How bad do you think it would smell in like a room where they do that stuff?
Yeah.
Probably horrible.
Fried hair, like, but hold on.
Rretched.
Tanner.
Tanner electric chair.
Oh yeah.
What are you eating on the electric chair?
Last meal.
Oh, let me hear it.
On the electric chair.
Yeah, yeah, all right.
I'm on the electric chair.
Look, they bring me a platter.
All right, the first platter.
Wait, I have the lever.
Okay.
All right, I'll tell a whole bag of tachis and a whole gallon of milk.
That's the, that's the appetizer.
You do it a YouTube challenge?
What are you doing?
No, that's, no, I was a little kid, I would always be just a whole gallon of milk tachies,
whole gallon of milk tachies.
Wow.
Yep.
That's the appetizer, bro.
I get some motherfucking, what is it?
Takeyaki right there on the side.
This is where I decline to you.
No, it's the electrocutionary.
Okay, okay.
Takiaki's right there.
Alfredo with chicken.
Okay, Alfredo with chicken.
Some garlic bread.
Like some really good garlic bread.
Um, a Caesar salad.
Okay.
Um, sour gummy worms.
Um, some ice cream, like a little, uh, like,
thinking about like everything you ate in the past, like,
everything I ate last night.
Oh, bad news, canter.
Sorry, dude.
Texas abolished.
After 2011, they abolished any meal requests.
You just have to get normal prison food.
That's toxic as fuck.
Give me my burger.
Give me my burger.
Give me my burgers.
Give me my burgers.
I don't know.
Why would they do that to people?
I don't know.
This is fucking why because Lawrence Russell Brewer
asked for two chicken fried steak smothered in gravy with sliced onions.
A triple meat bacon cheeseburger.
A cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, and olives.
Dude, they just make it like the hard.
The hardest meal ever.
That guy's dead and he ruined it for all of us.
A meat lover's pizza, three root beer, one.
He has everything.
It's trolling to the grave, dude.
Troll into the grave.
Troll to the grave.
Oh my God, he refused the meal.
Yes.
He arrived.
I told you.
I told you.
He's the reason that he's a troll.
That's the last troll of all time.
Oh.
The greatest troll.
He got us.
He was like, he was like, your food.
Here, murder.
He did that.
He killed.
I don't know who he killed.
I could probably look into it.
Did he kill one person, two people, three people, four, five, six.
One, two, three.
What if he got locked up for trolling too hard?
It was the biggest troll.
This case was like all trolly.
There's like an internet deep dive of the biggest troll.
Wait, they renamed the gummy worms after him.
No, uh, trolley.
Trolley.
No.
Trolley Chavez.
I don't know.
I just made up.
Okay, wait, can I
Guys, like, watch some real quick.
Different topic, different topic.
We were watching DJ Khalid clips last night.
And one of the things that I picked up,
one of his, like, trademarks is that he laughs every time he talks.
He'll go, but a head.
He does do that.
Hello.
And I'm like, and I'm going to go over to dinner.
And he's like, I think that's where I got her room.
I think that's where I got it from.
Because boom, and then Kate Carson started to do it.
But what DJ Callet does?
He goes, he goes, I call a chandelier.
He like, canceles it.
smile out. He goes, I call a chandelier.
He cancels slides
his smile. He goes, oh, that's cool.
Call up his and hers.
That's what he does.
Spargus.
You see the video where the guy's driving on the
bridge in Miami and then there's like a guy on a bike
coming down the highway and he's like,
holy shit, it's DJ Cal. And he just ride on a bike
and he's like, stay blessed y'all.
And he's like blocking traffic on like a main road.
There's like a whole car
like file of my item.
Stay blessed.
Stay blessed, y'all.
Shit, what were we saying?
Oh, I was going to talk about a pet peeves
that I had because I was talking about the mall earlier with the shoes and shit.
Dude, y'all.
If I have to go to a store
and you ask for my email or my phone number ever again,
dude, I want to jump over the counter and be like,
let me buy and leave.
I don't care about a receipt.
Dude, it's annoying.
You want to sign up for our news letter?
No.
You want to sign up for our store rewards?
Get a card?
No.
Do you want a credit card,
credit or cash back?
No.
Shut the fuck up.
Just let me buy my shit and go.
I swear to God,
every store it's like,
do you have an email with us?
Well,
what's a good email for you?
Yeah.
What's a good photo for you?
It's like, leave me alone.
I just want to buy it and get out.
Okay, but sometimes if they're having a bad day,
I was like, you know what?
Here's all my information.
Well, I give it every time because they act like I have to.
They're like,
because I don't want the pay to receive.
Sometimes, yeah,
like maybe that's how they get me like oh it sucks because they're like they're like they're trained
to do that yeah they are you know that the stores benefits so much from having a an email list
of like customers they can just send out mass emails of like new sale happening shit like that
i feel for your retail workers i feel for them so yeah you guys are like trained to do it so it's
it's not your fault but it's still it's so annoying man i'm sure it's annoying for them to even ask
yeah they don't want to do it either that was my job i'd be like email list
What's a good email for you?
No way.
No way.
What happened?
My laundry's done.
Better run.
Run.
Get up going.
Keep it on.
Keep it on.
Be funny.
Well, the question is...
What's it called?
The hole in the foot story.
The podcast is done.
I have two loads in right now in the dryer.
So one just ended.
And the other one will probably end with.
than like five minutes is she just wait so yeah I was all wait well no it's gonna take
because I can't carry all that because one of them is a comforter and the other one is
I go get it go go go do your laundry run did he mix color comforters all this
do that's gone bro all is you're going what if you never comes back here hey do you guys
have a problem with my clothes shrinking every club hey you point gilly daly and get out of here
clothes shrinking and dry it's
yummy. I washed your sweatshirt when I was back home
and I swear to God when I lift my arms is a crop top
now. Dude, I don't know why. You know what
happened? I washed my sweatshirt and it shrunk
and then I wore it for like a week
and then it regrouped. I'm not even joking.
It's like weird. I don't know.
It hasn't happened. It still fits me but it's a
shrink. What is the issue with that? Is it
drying on like too hot of it? Too high
I always put it on delicates though so I don't
really don't know what the problem is.
You should, you should, uh, yeah.
Is it because it washes really hot? Or is it because it
Low heat.
It dries hot.
Dude, I go cold.
I always do cold.
What you should do is just tumble.
If you have a thing to do tumbling, like low heat.
No, don't.
I saw your stupid piece perk up.
What's tumble.
2?
I remember there.
Fuck, I'm hungry.
Wogging chicken, bro.
I started watching Hunter X Hunter again.
No way.
And I feel so awesome.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yes.
Yes.
Dude, now I want to watch it.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I'm on episode.
We were supposed to.
We should start it right now and catch up and finish it before him.
Hey, we watched the new Mission Impossible from last year.
That was late yesterday.
That was a good movie.
I watched half a bit.
I didn't know it's part one.
Who is we, bro?
I finished that shit.
You finished it?
I only watched half.
Did I tell you why I went to bed?
Did I tell you what happened?
I told Larry.
Oh, my gosh.
Yesterday.
You disappeared.
You're like, I'll bear it back.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll tell you.
I'll tell you why, because this is what happened.
So we're sitting in the living here for like, what,
two, an hour and a half, two hours, like, chilling, right?
Maybe, yeah.
Okay, an hour, hour and a half, whatever.
This whole time, we're all just chilling on the couch, right?
Well, night starts to get late for me because I had been going to sleep.
And I was like, all right, I'll be right back.
22nd window.
I see Tanners in the kitchen.
He's just, like, doing shit in the fridge.
I'm like, all right, cool, that's fine, whatever.
I go in my room, I grab a pillow because I'm coming to, like, lay down on the beanbag
to go to sleep.
And I'm like, I'm just going to, like, crash out here for the night, like, finish the movie,
just pass out, whatever.
I come out with my pillow.
Like I said, 20 second window.
We've been out there for like, what, an hour and a half?
Tanner sprawled out in the whole beanbag.
I'm like, fuck this, I'm going to bed.
I went right back to my room with my pillow.
I threw it on my bed.
I shut my door and I was like,
you could have stayed there, dude.
Dude, you actually could have just stayed there.
No, I was going to tell you to move.
I was like, fuck, I'm going to sleep.
Oh, you wanted to sit there.
I wanted to lay down.
Oh, I'm sorry.
And you were laid out.
Yeah, I think my room was hot.
It was like, it was like this much time.
I leave Taylor's in the kitchen.
I'm like, all right, cool.
No, I remember exactly.
because I heard you.
I was like, I can't sleep,
bro.
I'm going beanbag.
I'm hot.
And I just went down there.
And I just like, no, no, no.
This was when you were on the,
you were on the couch before.
This was during Mission Impossible.
Oh, I don't remember then.
You were on the couch and I think you,
I don't know what you said,
but I know you were like,
you were just laid out on the beanbag.
You were on the couch.
Oh, yeah, I did.
Yeah, I remember that.
I got, yeah, I got hot.
I took my sweatshirt off and I just started laying on the beanbag.
And I was like, all right, good night.
But, me and, yeah, me and Larry finished you yesterday.
It was a really good movie.
It was really, I liked a lot.
Oh my gosh.
It felt like an old movie, which felt really nice.
So you felt like, like I've seen it before.
It was cool.
Yeah.
I watched a movie once.
What movie did you watch?
I watched the movie once.
Dude, me and Kenyon watched this movie last week.
Saddest movie I've ever watched my entire life.
It's called Nobody Knows.
And, um, holy F.
I don't know.
Like the movie, the movie ended.
And I was crying for 10 minutes after the movie ended.
Like, I could not stop the tears.
Like, it was insane.
Did you rip from the thing?
No.
I was completely sober.
That would have been fucked up.
You would have been, like, ruined for life, I think, if you did that.
The cover looks sad.
It's really good, but it's really sad.
What is it?
You ever heard Marley and me?
Have you ever seen Marley and me?
Nobody knows.
Oh, God, hit the Delta Tate Blaker of the herb.
Ever heard a dog hotel?
Yeah, no.
Have you seen a, I saw a movie that I thought was sad?
A man called Otto.
It's with Thomas.
Oh, yeah.
I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
auto dude
ever seen despicable me too
that's that that was sad when he like lost custody
forever that was insane
that was fucked up that that was sad
dude there's a new
despicable me coming out
holy yeah it is
the cover looks crazy
ain't a new toy story
no what that means boys
that there's not
music about hip hop music
dude
Earl William
is it five
yeah five
despicable
despicable
despicable
disbbing
that's fucking ancient and dead
probably
who hit me up
Put me on the soundtrack.
Dude, I would love a
younger game.
Dude, imagine?
Oh my God.
I just want a song
on GTA6 radio
so bad.
Could you imagine?
I want a radio show.
Then you'd make it.
I want a radio show
on Gtase six.
I want a ho.
They want a lot of money.
It's going to be on GTA6 radio.
I think he was.
Um, yeah.
Yeah.
I would love that.
I would have,
what I'm going to fuck my blood.
What I fuck my blood.
No,
I think he's actually going to be on the radio.
I think so.
I think he's all of opium.
Opium.
Opium radio.
parties doing something to happen.
Better not have Netspin on the fucking.
Dude, they had,
they had blonded radio.
That's Frank.
That's a real radio in real life.
And they fucking,
they just slapped it on.
Donded radio.
Netspin is putting Virginia on the map.
I'm telling you.
Net spend is so over radio.
Bitch we in the VA.
Bitch we in the VA.
Wait, who is that?
Netspin.
Nets spin, bro.
I never heard.
Do you think that real companies
are going to be inside of GTA 6?
Spons?
Like, do you think that they're going to be for slots?
No.
I think their point is like taking the,
like taking the piss out of real companies.
Yeah.
They make fun of them.
May of Sprite,
you know,
they have stuff like that.
Miss wiser and brother.
They're always like,
kiss wiser,
yeah.
They're just making fun of like,
they're looking.
Every single name has like some sort of like play on words with with potty.
They literally have like a,
they have like a Briggs truck and it says group sex,
but it's spelled like G-R-U-P-E-S-E-C-H-S.
Come by the armor truck with like the money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's all.
They just do funny stuff.
It's a big joke.
When I was younger,
because like I played the game when I was in fifth,
grade. I always thought they were called the
the FIB
or no, was it? Yeah, FIB.
They are called the FIB. No, FBI.
Even now I'm still confused.
It was FBI, but I always see this FBI.
It was so close. Yeah, they were so close
in Swiss. I was like, literal investigation bureau.
Is that what they did or something? Yeah.
It was just switched. I thought
it was fewer
intergalactic
boobs, dude.
Dude, I honestly, God,
thought it was freaking
intergalactic
inside boobs
though
I kind of wish I had like a red button
I wish I had a red button
I could press
and then your head just like
and then
oh my
no fucking yummy
boobbs
beep boob
yeah
I wish I had that button too
right now
can I say something
yeah
I say something awesome
yeah
I had such a good time
playing football
with you guys
like a few days ago
or whenever we played
that was fun
like I feel like
I feel like people
need to start
going outside
and like getting off their friends
I started going outside
and I felt so much
better. Like it was insane. Like I was outside after an hour a day and I was like, damn, I feel crazy.
Y'all wanna go play basketball after this? I swear to go. Yeah. Yeah. I deleted. I took, I followed lead of
Larry. I deleted Twitter off of my phone. I also deleted Twitter off my phone too. Okay, I'm gonna be real.
I'm gonna be real. I'm the only one with it because what the hell else am I supposed to do in between
reps? I guess I'm just not here guys. Dude, I'm reading between sets. Well, no, Larry. No, Yummy's the only one
really that's active on Twitter. I have
Twitter. Like you're the only one
I go on my computer though. Yo
Murakami though.
On Twitter. Banger. Banger.
Yeah, you guys are active on Twitter. Yeah,
I go on my computer. Computer,
man, I'm super active. Okay, Twitter on the computer's a little bit
different. It's different. It's like not even real.
Instagram, Instagram is so fucking
Instagram's where it's at right now. Instagram is the funniest
platform in my... I've never laughed at.
The best reels. They've got the actual best
Reels, they've got the best fucking stories, the best
replies. Stories are real. There's so...
Dude, I've been for the reason, replies are always
so fucking fun. Bro. I have
so, oh, I'm so bad at
Instagram, man. Dude, it's just
just... He's got to post any story.
I have shit,
like, so do you remember when I used to do
like the new yummy video and I'd post the meme?
Yeah. I saved so many of those to
like have ready just to post when I have videos go live
and I didn't put them on my story for that
reason, but I don't post those anymore
because I feel like they didn't really like change the video
performance that much.
Yeah.
And then I was like,
fuck, dude,
I wish I posted all this on my story.
I think I'm just going to start scrolling on Instagram
and just start posting random shit to my story.
Because I used to do.
That's what I do.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
Because you can find the music.
You can make it funny as hell.
No,
you know,
you know what you have to do you know what?
You have the,
you know, you have the option
little thing where you post like,
yes, no.
It's like a questionnaire.
It's like,
oh yeah, yeah.
Do you guys like pizza?
Yes or no.
Yeah.
And then you answer them.
And then they're like,
if they answer yes,
yes, you have to watch this video right now.
So you just make them watch the video.
Boom.
You can do so much.
You could do so.
It works.
I remember I got like 60K views on one of my stories one time.
It was insane.
I was like,
Instagram stories kind of.
Instagram's,
the algorithm went up.
I'm telling you.
But no,
there's just funny,
dude,
like there was one time where there was a ripple effect
where I posted one guy
who was like singing to me on my like messages.
He was like,
uh,
and then like someone else replied to them.
They were like,
no,
no,
fuck that.
Okay.
This is a call to action
It kept going
Call to action
DM
Like DM anything funny
To my
Grong
Or Grunk
Yeah DM Grunk right now
DEM Grown
Sprout to us
Instagram
Everybody go to Instagram
And be funny and awesome
Send us funny things
And I will see if I can post it
But it better not
Anything be evil
I try to do this
I have nine videos of this
See if I can post it
Don't be evil
Yeah I'm gonna be like
Boy the fuck
Boy the fuck
Oh god the fuck
The Vinky
Bro
Yeah
Dude life is just so much better
when you don't have like Twitter and like all these other things in you I don't know
it's just great life is better when you have a window life is good yeah I mean
it's good and then we play football and then we play football and that shit was so much fun right
T come on now yeah I'll catch a basketball game right now after the podcast right after the point
it is just me what is like the only one that heard that what dude grung's fucking
what happened just like life's better when you got a window no I heard the hell's like
I heard that I heard the window okay shit my best
Windows are most depressing.
Classes in high school or just school in general
where the classes on the inside of the building
that didn't have a window.
Yeah, and it was like sad and just like,
the walls were all white and you're just like,
they had those.
They had those at my school.
It was a giant square.
It looked like a Robox logo and like the...
Is there an opening in the middle?
The courtyard.
Let's go to IMG Academy
and then let's one be one other five-star recruits
and make a video on it.
I would drop 30 bombs.
I think we should for a group video.
I don't know if they'll allow us out there.
D1 athletes versus us.
What you mean?
Yeah, we'll probably injure them and ruin their entire life forever.
D3, D3.
We can do D3 athletes.
We can't.
We'll still get shit on.
Nah, no, no, that's fine.
No, no, no, no, no.
You ran five football routes and you're like, I'm a leg.
Dude, I know, it still hurts.
My heart.
Oh, my God, oh, God.
The hole.
Oh, yeah, the hole.
All right, we can end it off.
All right.
It's the last story.
Back to Tater injuries and foot things and legs.
So there's my water jug.
Right next to my bed.
The lid's all.
I'm just gonna say it's yellow.
No, it wasn't even yellow.
There was no lid because it was yellow.
There was just no lid to begin with.
All right.
I get up, I'm tired, I wake up, I'm like, all right, let's do this fucking day.
I swing my legs over my bed.
I promise you.
I'm gonna do this.
This chlorox wipe is my jug.
My foot goes in the tiny hole full force and I cut my whole foot.
I'm like, because it goes like inside my water jug.
I'm like, and I step in it.
I'm like, ow, like if I step full, like harder, I would have had my whole foot in my water
jug. And so I pull it out and like, okay, that kind of hurts. And I look at my foot as thing.
Could you imagine being on your whole foot in your water jug? You'd have to call a fire department
out and saw it off. Yeah, I'm like, all right, we got to get this off. It's like cutting the
circulation off. But then I'm like, oh, that hurts. And I'm like, oh, dear, I'm bleeding. I'm like, oh,
I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. And then I had to, I was like, okay, I need a banding. And now there's
a, oh, dear, I'm bleeding. Now there's a hole in my foot just because of the open water
jug next to my bed.
Oh, what the fuck.
dude. Yeah, it was a like,
it was rigid, too. So it was like, serrated
like water just. Yes. It hurt.
Oh my God. You clean the water bottle
and drink out of it again? I cleaned it again
and drank it. Yep, I still drink my footblood.
I don't care, bro. Oh, dear, I'm bleeding.
Oh, dear, I'm the... I'm... I'm actually a full day without hurt myself right now,
so I'm good. I've just been sitting here. I've just been sitting here.
Yeah, I remember you were like, uh,
you're like, oh, my bag. And you're like, I can't sleep my bed.
This is back in the same. Yeah, like, there was like a bed for four days.
You're like I can't even bend over I can't breathe I delifted wrong again and I actually thought I hurt my like my lower
Lumbar that that was different that was bad
I actually kind of walk I was like okay I can't lifting isn't isn't worth it sorry I don't do it anymore
I really don't do wait what if my body build was like this what if I was like this
That'd be really cool yeah we could do things with you
What would we do with you? I don't know
Pick you up do some is like thank you guys so much for watching
Thank you guys for watching.
It is GamerSubs McGee time.
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Dude, if you guys will start running up this late, I swear to God!
All right.
Literally, though.
We tell them about our deal that we made with Mr. GamerSups himself.
Wait, I have...
Wait, what deal?
And we're getting a car wrapped with Lean.
Yeah, we 80K units.
Listen, we made a deal with Mr. GamerSups that if we sold 80,000 units, okay?
Dude, what?
He would wrap his entire car in whatever lean design that we want him to do.
Yep.
Whatever, whatever, whatever.
we want our or maybe we could get our own lean
our own mini van wrapped our own minivan wrapped
yeah or we get our own minivan our own van wrapped
we already thought about it and then we'll do an episode
inside of the van yeah and we just
a podcast a podcast in the van yeah like a old
like 70s man with the yeah wrap around bench dude
we're in a van we're like open the door we've got someone like randomly
all right what do you think about yeah
come in here tell me what you know not all that no no no no no
no not really really old crappy like
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like a minivan and like saw off the top
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