The Group Chat - #94 - WE'RE LOSING OUR MINDS

Episode Date: February 23, 2024

THE GANG IS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"...

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Starting point is 00:00:04 Welcome back to the group chat podcast ladies and gentlemen today we're going to do to do no it's getting all the attention that's what you get for wasting all the ladies and gentlemen welcome back to code lean group chat the use code group at the podcast group you I'm sitting on some light out I got that light pink on I'm gonna keep it a dollar 35 this is the first time we have all been gathered here today. That's not true. It's when. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:00:37 That was last week. See, this is what all those damn vapes will do to you. He'll figure, God, all the vapes in my brain right now. He'll start. Dude, I'm always thinking about blinkering the blue res and the... Yeah. All those medals.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Isaac was like knocked out on the couch and all three of his vapes are like gracefully spread across the table. And he was like this. Yeah. He's got money spread with his money. Dude, I brought all shit like Air Jordan. I actually did We'll he vlog We sneak into his room
Starting point is 00:01:05 And we take all Everything we just hide in We see what happens Every everything See how much he freaks out I did get really mad one time When he lost his vape It was hell honest
Starting point is 00:01:15 Wait I've never seen him Losing him When the fuck does that happen You argued with your brother You were like arguing with him About where the vapes were You thought he stole Where
Starting point is 00:01:24 Vipe Okay I feel like you need to pause In 2014 Because I never argue With my brother Okay I remember
Starting point is 00:01:31 Right now, we need to pause because Isaac is eating maybe the crunchiest most of the most of the hottest food to ever eat on a podcast. Isaac, at least when I eat, I mute. Yeah, that's crazy. Sorry. Sorry. Can I, can I have a, like, Larry, you said a really good Willie idea? I have a Willie vlog idea.
Starting point is 00:01:47 And I know Yummy's going to like this. Oh, Bob hit. The $2,500 airless basketball from Wilson. I saw that. You can't, nobody can get it. Nobody can get it. Not even Michael Jordan can get it. It was pre-order.
Starting point is 00:01:59 It was pre-order. I couldn't even do it. Only, no, they're doing a drop. Well, it's already dropped, actually Because they're only making like, what, 100 of them or 500 of them? I wanted to get one, I tried to get one. It's through be printed.
Starting point is 00:02:09 We can make our own. What is it? We could make our own. So it's like the first of its kind. It's a Wilson. It just, it's like, I think it's like a silicone, silicone rubber type beat thing.
Starting point is 00:02:21 But it's got no air in it. And it's supposed to bounce like a normal ball. It does. I saw the ball. I saw Markas Brown. It does bounce. Yeah. Like, it bounces the same.
Starting point is 00:02:29 It looks like it weighs the same. It's supposed to the same weight. That's crazy. I don't know. I don't know if it's going to become like... It has holes. When you grip it, what if you put your fingers in one of the holes and you're like...
Starting point is 00:02:38 Wait, it has a bowling ball? No, it's covered in a hole. It's like a sphere that has holes. It's all holes. With that, if you're playing outdoors and if it's windy, would it make it less like prone to being swayed because there's holes in it? Maybe.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Oh. I think that's crazy. The circus area is less. Whoa. And the wind can pass through. The wind passes through it. Yeah. So it means if you miss, you're just like shitty and you're,
Starting point is 00:03:01 bad so like I don't think you'd play with that ball I mean it's 2,500 bucks especially outside I bet Drake has you think Drake has it why is it so expensive yeah no because it's from Wilson official and there's only it's really a limited
Starting point is 00:03:15 amount and no one's ever done it's like a brand new Wilson's the goat of making like sports balls like actually I love Wilson I mean see bro no one knows where he is though he's been going for so long oh god I mean they made an airless basketball like in balance in his ways of the same it's pretty insane
Starting point is 00:03:30 What if they made like a weighted football? So it's like hard. Yeah, wait. You're about the laceless football? Yeah, the laceless football. The skinless football. The skinless football. It's just rubber.
Starting point is 00:03:41 The pigless. The pigless football. The pigless football. That's what they call it. It's so good. Nick, I wanted to buy that ball just to have it because I know that shit's going to be worth like five grand in a few years. What the hell is?
Starting point is 00:03:53 I wanted to buy it to try and vlog with it and see if you were any better or any worse. And like all of us would. but instead I think I'm going to go for a Bugatti. Oh, nice choice. Humble. Humble. I want this ball, dude. Grunk, I'll send a picture of it.
Starting point is 00:04:09 That is the like two case thing I've heard of you say. It was like 2000 something bucks, dude. $2,500. $2,500. $2,500. You have to understand this is, this is history. This is basketball history, bro. It's going to change the game forever, bro.
Starting point is 00:04:26 That's what they said when they came out with the dunks. box? What is that? It comes with an Xbox. Yeah, it comes with an Xbox. What do you mean to dunks? What are you talking on? Yeah, I mean, you know what's crazy? I could buy a Bugatti for less than that basketball. Does you really? Yeah, I think you're just lying. Can I tell you how much of an L I am in real life?
Starting point is 00:04:44 Because I found some shit out that made me so mad. An L in real life. Let me hear how much of an L you are in real life. So there was there was two pairs of shoes that I wanted, okay? two pairs of shoes in my fucking stock X cart actually one of them I couldn't even get it was the
Starting point is 00:05:04 the reverse Grinches the Kobe's the Kobe sixes okay the reverse the reverse grinches dude listen who built travesties were pretty sweet listen okay and then the Rick and Morty the Lamello one get out of my face the Rick and Morty Lamello's
Starting point is 00:05:24 and then so I went to the mall and I wanted both of them And I try to get both of them, but like the mellow ones I just backed out on. So that that was a major loss for me because they were like, I think retail they were like 150 or something. Bro, I went to this mall. And it was one of those like shops where they have all the resale shit like the hype stuff. They're selling for 390. Listen, I have learned my lesson. Soft Willie.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Don't go to those stories, bro. Speak on it. Speak on it. Bro. Okay. This was back when Air Force ones were like 90 bucks or something like that. They were charging 150. Yeah, they have to.
Starting point is 00:05:56 I mean, they have to make a profit. Air Force One's got expensive. Go fuck yourself, profit. No, dude. Those are Rick and Morty's. They also had, they also had, like, original in the 90s, like, Jordan ones. It was pretty cool. They were, like, 4K, 5K.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Don't ever go to those fucking places. You went to a mall, you got to the resale shop, the classic, like the whatever. And they were, like, 3X more than what you were going to pay for. No, no, no, no, no, no. These are not sold anymore. So, like, they drop. And then they were. are actually worth about that.
Starting point is 00:06:27 So the lamellos are worth like 370, I think, 380. They were selling for like 390. And then the Kobe's, they were selling for $4.99. And that's real. That's true. What if there's like a line for YouTubers? I got the Matt Pat 12s. Dude, you know how hard it would be like a good mythical morning 11s?
Starting point is 00:06:46 Oh, God. The Good Mythical morning 11s. The good mythical threes. Come on. Oh. The GM3s. GM3s. Oh.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Air market player. How much your fake cost? Oh, these are the Red and Links. Man, $800 billion. The Red Link. What's you wearing?
Starting point is 00:07:04 Red Link. Red Link is Rick and Morty. This is Bob and Larry. I got the Gougas on right now. Oh my God. The Gugas? Oh. It comes with like sauce.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Yeah. This is the future. Oh my God. Hiking boots could be just the outdoor boy shoes. Oh. Oh, wait. Wait, wait. This is OB.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Obie 1. Pause. Pause. The whole. track. What are the, uh, whoopsies? What are the, the, oh my God. I did not mean it. You started Bobble League.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Wow. You used it all of our cameras because you started Bobble League. You started Bobble League. Yeah, we're all like all over the Wow. Don't even bother fixing. Don't even edit it. He just really wanted to play. He just wanted to play bad. I didn't mean to. Oh, that's all right, man. I don't even remember my train of thought. Thanks, Willie, dude.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Whatever. Welcome back to the group chat pod against. Wait, those are real. Those are actual Rick and Morty. I'm telling you, they are Rick and I didn't know that was actually like real. If I got them, dude, I should have gotten them. I thought you were lying.
Starting point is 00:08:02 I actually thought you were lying. Dude, the Puma, Rick and Morty's? No, Rook and Mordy's. Yeah, is that Puma? Lamello Ball and Rick and Morty all. Yes. Those are all the top three.
Starting point is 00:08:12 I mean, who do you think makes Lamele Ball's shoe. It's Puma. God, I would bully the shit out of whoever wears those. Dude, you don't wear them. You just own them because they're hard as hell. They are pretty hard. What if,
Starting point is 00:08:23 all right, no, listen, what if they're the Rick and Morty faces were like diamonds like pink diamonds oh yeah hard though that would be that you're rick and morning morning chain and there's a joint and the shoelaces are joints now we're going somewhere if you made now we're on to something it would be hard diamond diamond diamond yeah anything diamond shoes from smelling like honestly like my shoes never smell my vans smell like absolute feet it's okay whoa you got you need a shoe cleaner
Starting point is 00:08:51 really that crap I got shoe cleaner every day so you gotta get shoot cologne I got shoe cull out here. You want some? Yeah, I got some right here. Listen, listen, watch, watch, watch, watch. I'll grab it and I'll spray on my mic. I'll give a shit, bro. What I mean, watch?
Starting point is 00:09:03 Your camera's off. I can't even see what you're doing, bro. Damn, it smells so good. Those little, like, basketballs or softball. Yeah, I remember the, that's what you go up and just put them into the shoes. Yep. Listen, listen. This is Arm and Hammer.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Odor Defense, shoe refresher spray. My shit don't even smell, and I got it. You can even say refresh. They have the balls. Have you seen that? A little balls you put in your shoe? I like the balls. I like the balls.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Maybe you just smell bad, bro. You ever thought about that? Yeah, I'm glad you perforcied, bro. Dude, I know Isaac. So, like, you're working on shoes that the air will not leave. Yeah, I like when they smell. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:40 You like that. So why are you asking how to make them not smell, you loser? Yeah, what the hell? Other people's sake, not mine. Nick, when you go to sleep, I take your shoes and go, I love you so. And I put them back on your feet and then you don't even know. He sleeps with the shoes on.
Starting point is 00:09:52 Why are you sleeping? Why you sleep? I put them back on and I tie it. I'm up. When I go into the sauna, I definitely take off my shoes because I don't want like, that would be like the worst thing ever, the worst combination of all yeah. Dude, I would go in the sauna's, like fully clothed and like sweats and sweatpants and like shoes. Just because I was like insecure. I didn't want people to look at my like wet body.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Have you had an old man stare at you at the sauna? Yeah, dude, I saw a naked old man in the wet room just like looking at me. He was like, oh, so. You don't give a care in the world. Oil prices. Jim are crazy. They'll stare at you. nude in the fucking
Starting point is 00:10:27 lockings. They'll stare at women like that are walking by in spandex. They do not. They can balls out like Yeah. Like this is a naked man and I always see when I work there.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I just, I'm going to go. Yeah, he's just shaving. Yeah, and he's like, how's your day? And he's like,
Starting point is 00:10:42 he's going down. He's just doing everything. Big nuts are all hanging. I was in the sauna and it's like co-ed, right? Just like, whatever. Like men and women can't go in there.
Starting point is 00:10:51 I don't know what the word term for that is. But men and women are able to go into there. And there was his old dude. that was watching this woman on the floor like stretching. She was doing like a split or she was doing whatever she could like stretch and he was like
Starting point is 00:11:04 sitting there like this and just staring at it. I don't trust public sonnas are gross. I was like bro, this is crazy. What? What? What? What? What? What? We think the older you get like the more respectful you get but
Starting point is 00:11:20 Is it? Old people are 20? Dude are you don't evil or you get the less shame shower room? That is true. The less option you get And you're just, you're a kingpin. And the older you get, the older you get, the older you get, the lower your dick hang. Yeah, the lower your nuts hang. Do your balls hang. Dude, what's that?
Starting point is 00:11:38 I had a, so I went to this place for old people with dementia and Alzheimer's and shit that were like going crazy. And then they were like, whoop, whoop. And I went there with my sister when she was 17. And there was like an 80-year-old guy and he was like, I'd like to have you for Christmas. Can I put you under my tree? And then she just kept walking. and we were walking. I was like 13 and I was like,
Starting point is 00:11:57 she was like a kid. Dude. They didn't even care. Oh my God. They're insane. They don't. Old men are creepy. I'll beat them up, dude.
Starting point is 00:12:07 I'll beat them up. They're also like really funny. They're so funny. They're pretty funny. They can be really funny. My lifelong goal is that I can like have you guys all as neighbors when we're older. All of our kids can play together and we can all just sit on our porches and like watch
Starting point is 00:12:21 our kids kids kids play and we're all just sitting there drinking like kids kids. Wait, late beer. Amersups? Beer and Lean Like all our green children playing And our kids are like You know bringing us food and stuff
Starting point is 00:12:31 We're just sitting there like hate in life Yeah wait What if I thought like Tanner's kid went up to Tanner And Tanner was like shut the hell up Like right in front of us We're like oh my god You're just like
Starting point is 00:12:41 I'd dab him up And then I'm like oh I'm like I'm like oh my god And I look over here And he's like Yeah I told you not to hit him I'm like
Starting point is 00:12:49 It's like a big fight And then Isaac's like You son of a bitch Boom Larry, your kid would just be like on the ground. Just like, eating sand. Yeah, eating dirt and like flowers. He's sand and he looks at dirt.
Starting point is 00:13:05 And he's like, he's on top of the sand. No, he's making web pies. The most ugliest, the useless kid here. The most useless kid. I'm going to cut the argument. Sorry, me. He was going to let his kid wear diapers until he was like 14. Dude, dude.
Starting point is 00:13:20 I remember when I first came back, I literally like lost in my mind. for a second. Like, remember when you came downstairs and you saw my shoes an open drink in front of the open fridge and I totally forgot about it? Oh my God. It was like you despond. I lost my inventory and I could have come back. You did lose your mind.
Starting point is 00:13:38 You were in front of the man. Yeah, you're still losing your mind because yesterday I sat down on the couch. Larry was there to vouch. Whoa. Hold on. I'm fucking rapid. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Your water jug that you always have with you. Guess where it was? Was it there in the studio? With the lid,
Starting point is 00:13:53 with the lid on. on the couch cushion. On the couch cushion? Who puts it on the couch cushion? Okay, I usually put it on the floor, but that's crazy. I would not put that on it. Dude, no, it didn't spill. I don't think it did.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Are you lying? It almost did. I like scooted back like this. Dude. It's a real like soft. Yeah. Okay, but... What is this doing here? You know what we were doing?
Starting point is 00:14:14 Last night we were watching like every YouTube video ever made. Oh my God. Yeah. It was like 7 a.m. That's crazy how I woke up like early. We're looking at every single 2000's video. Every single 2000s video. every single old classic YouTube video like tru-la-l-l-l-l-l-no-no-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l.
Starting point is 00:14:29 I fucking knew I heard that shit, bro. I heard some wack-ass garbage. Of course, it was so loud. We were like, seen their editing. Oh, oh. It was so funny because Larry was like, this is my theme song. It was like, it's peanut butter jelly song.
Starting point is 00:14:44 And they was like, oh, this is mine. Tron-l-l-l-l-l. It was like 7 a.m. It was like 7 a.m. Yummy, Tanner is losing his mind because yesterday, Larry and I were sitting upstairs in a loft. Dana just comes inside. He sits down.
Starting point is 00:14:57 He's like, dude, there's a hole in my foot. There's a hole in my foot. I don't know how it got there. There's a hole in my foot. Go ahead. Explain how you got your hole in the foot. Dude, I got to throw away. It comes back to the water bottle.
Starting point is 00:15:07 It comes full circle. Dude, the water bottle was right next to my bed, opened, of course, because the reason why there's no lid on it is because I left it for two months and it turned yellow. So I took the lid off. And I had to clean out the other. And I turned the jug and I washed the jug. I was like, well, I'm just never going to use a straw again.
Starting point is 00:15:22 And I just threw it away. The straw got yellow? Yeah, it got cloudy and gross. Because I left it for two months. I don't know. I didn't wash it. How did it? Yellow?
Starting point is 00:15:30 For two months with water in it, not washed? I think it'll get yellow, right? Maybe. I reckon it don't, though. Microves? I think it does, though. Dude, water gets cold. You know water gets old?
Starting point is 00:15:41 Water does gross. Water gets old and it stains shit. If you leave water in a jug, it starts smelling and it starts smelling. Yeah, like, that's a thing. Yeah. Still water? Dude, it's disgusting. The first NGL of the day, NGL.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Expiration. You didn't know that? Go and got. Well, maybe I, yeah, I just leave water there. I'm just gonna kill myself on the podcast. I'm gonna hit an NGL. Dude, I'm gonna hit an NGL today. Shut the hell up.
Starting point is 00:16:07 I'm hitting on. Buy a new one, bro. That's what I was gonna say, yeah. I was down. All right. So I was gone for two months. I let water sit in it and it got gross. That's literally what happened.
Starting point is 00:16:17 I threw it away. I'm telling you. Wash my. What? What? What? Let me take a minute. Can we reset?
Starting point is 00:16:25 Can we reset for a second? Hold on. What just happened? There was so much, like, talking and then pausing and then talking in the following. I'm really in there. I'm a young money, million. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:37 All right. A million. Yeah. Grunk? It's been a long time since we've talked. Last time we talked. Oh, he's doing the thing. He's doing the day.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Dude, I was telling a story. What happened? I was literally telling a story. I thought. What was I didn't follow because I didn't cut you off. Go ahead. No, it's fine. I heard me off, bro.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Well, now there's drama on the podcast. Dude, I know exactly what happens all the time. You told me to tell the story of why my foot goes in the hole. I was like, all right, my water got old. And then I was like, not going to lie, bro, not going to lie. I don't know what a tar yellow, bro. I don't know what to turn yellow, bro. Shit.
Starting point is 00:17:12 And then he's like, anyway, and we haven't seen you in a while. And what the fuck? Jesus Christ. Like, what the fuck? $4. God, damn. No, you know what? Grunk, we haven't seen you in a lot.
Starting point is 00:17:23 No! I want to know about grunk. I haven't talked to him. We haven't played games ever. I want to know about grung. He did talk to him. He joined in, did his homework, and then left, and we went to go party. He did party. Do some laundry. Dude, I got a 102 on my Kim exam, my first one, which is... One of two. Damn, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:17:42 Dude, I thought, I didn't even notice, but there's a bonus question, apparently, and I got it right. So, that was... You're like good of numbers. You're like a savant with numbers. Oh, can I say. You are Savon We're starting some Bo Fudge in
Starting point is 00:17:56 Calc and it's getting a little difficult and tricky but it's okay And Dude I probably had Maybe one of the greatest weekends of my life Oh what the hell There you go see why we're waiting for that
Starting point is 00:18:11 Like So Friday What happened Friday Me and my roommate And our two friends from our hometown like we we just went to the like the local areas and like just had a great time and then like watched a movie just on a whim and it was amazing and then on Saturday got a bunch of work done um and then at nighttime met up with my dearest friend daniel and camden and we all
Starting point is 00:18:39 dearest friend like he's passed yes no god rest his soul god raised his soul i've met him guy I haven't seen them I saw him bro oh my gosh I took maybe like the fattest fricking ripper of a freaking off the thing you know
Starting point is 00:18:59 and like it was like the biggest one I've ever taken and it was like literally it felt like my body was rippling and the outside air was rippling and the ripples were connecting
Starting point is 00:19:14 I took it's I took the fattest ripper of the thing. Yeah, of the thing. What is it? You know, like wood rocks. Dude, no, he's going to himself.
Starting point is 00:19:25 Yeah, don't, don't be asking, though. It was, it was crazy. Like, I,
Starting point is 00:19:28 I actually felt like I was rippling away. It was a very interesting feeling. And, um, yeah. And so that was very nice. And, um, very nice. Rippling away.
Starting point is 00:19:39 I don't, met, met this person. I think we like each other. We're chill. Um, That's cool. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:19:46 And I'm going to keep it on the DL. I'm going to keep it on the DL. NGO, my first NGO, bro. Yeah, and then on Sunday, Sunday, dude, we went to like a park, a nature-esque area. Gorgeous, freaking beautiful. And, yeah, it just had a great weekend overall. That's perfect. That's a perfect weekend.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Perfect day. Sounds beautiful. That's what you're saying. Did you see? No, swans. Did you see God? We saw water We saw water bugs
Starting point is 00:20:17 A glimpse of The glimpse of y'all power Someone fell in the river though I saw it happen Did you help? No, they got out And then they were just sitting there They're sitting there
Starting point is 00:20:28 And I And I heard them talking to their friend They were just like I just feel stupid right now And I was like Aw Probably got a brain eating amoeba And they're gonna like
Starting point is 00:20:36 Dude you always sing this brain eating amoeba Yeah Brain eating amoeba Are more common than you thought I will actually go outside and drink that water I prove you wrong. There's no worms in that water.
Starting point is 00:20:47 It's a long-term effect, so you're going to prove him in about 10 years. When we're 60, just you wait, dude. I'm just like, I can remember anything, Stu. The beanbag chair was good, huh? Well, that was a cute story, Gronk. That was good. There's, like, good days. There's, like not much really going on, you know.
Starting point is 00:21:09 We're chilling, though. I'm chilling in a way. Eat, sleep, study, smoke, repeat. Waking. Yeah. Weed is cool. Weeds freaking awesome. No.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Don't abuse the substances. Only on occasion, guys. Only on occasion. Only on Christmas. Only on Christmas. It's a thing on occasion. Christmas and President's Day, you can get destroyed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:33 It's a truth. Why is President's Day a thing? We were talking about that, me and my friends. I think I know why holidays are a day in general. That was Monday. It's a selfish holiday. I know why holidays are real. Really?
Starting point is 00:21:47 Because Yeah, sorry, guys. I'm having a brain injuryism. Come on, bro. I'm actually slow today. I'm tired of smoke. Something happened where I think we're having ammonia.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Is it ammonia? What is the carbon monoxide leak in the house? Nomania. No, it's not. Nogony. Yeah, and then you can't breathe. And we didn't go to lie. So let's just go back to ammonia, guys.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Sorry, you said that. Gatorade. Before so many times I did not. Oh, um, Mo. Oh, electro lights,
Starting point is 00:22:17 I feel like really do help a lot. Dude, you got Gatorade? Oh, actually, I'm activated. Okay, so, I think it's because people used to be all saddened down and they would be like, holiday,
Starting point is 00:22:25 make everything happy, cheery. And then like modern world, they're like, we can't get rid of these. We need to keep making holidays. We got to keep making money. Let's sell shit.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Let's make more money. Let's give a break. Yeah, let's give the working class like a break once in a while and then make them happy. Make them buy stuff. Make them buy stuff. Here, Let's give them money so that they can also spend their money back to us. Bonuses and shit.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Yep. Keep capitalism running. Well, that's what Halloween was about. I think I mentioned that before. You have the candy? That's the only time people buy candy, bro. Halloween was driven by the candy company that said they could make chocolate. They were making so much money.
Starting point is 00:22:55 They still aren't making so much money. And then the dentists, it was the big dentist to that was running. All the dentists. Big dentist. I have like an inventory of drinks. You have a lot of drinks. Wait, I looked it up and the president. President's Day is honoring the first president of the United States.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Fuck George. George Bush? George Bush was not the ex. George Bush. Why is President's Day celebrated? It's in honor of the nation's first president. Bro. Literally Washington.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Like, guys. He crossed the Delaware. Like, Delaware sucks ass. Like, who cares? They're so outdated. All these, like,
Starting point is 00:23:28 holidays are so lame and boring. Let's make a baroque day for Obama. So instead of beer for St. Patrick's Day, can it just be like, like, amphetamines or something weird? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Yeah. St. Patrick's Day, where is that? We already passed it. No, it's coming up. It's like March something. Do that ever again. Is there a river that dies at green, like in Ohio or something? They do that, did I lie, laddie.
Starting point is 00:23:52 What river are they died? March 17th. They dying. Yeah, what was that? Chicago. This might be our worst episode ever. No, it's awesome. We have a full-blown leprecha on here, bro.
Starting point is 00:24:04 That was about that hole on your foot. I'm actually interested in what happened. Oh yeah, the whole night to the hall. I totally forgot about that. Wait, wait. They have Irish potatoes coming out soon, dude. All potatoes are Irish. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:24:18 Irish potatoes aren't the potatoes. They're real, oh, my. Oh, Isaac's about it's all. Oh, here we go. It's all about it. Tell us. It's all about them Idaho. Change your world.
Starting point is 00:24:26 I think only soft willy knows about the Irish potato wave. Because they put them in every single convenience store ever in the Northeast. Irish potatoes? Yeah. Ew. It's a candy? A candy? A candy?
Starting point is 00:24:44 Is it candy? They're not potatoes, bro. Oh. We're going to do it again. Do you just say Irish potatoes? I'm not doing it again. Can you explain what the fuck it is? For the love of God.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Oh, you're talking about. Irish potato, it's not even a potato. It's just like a weird treat. That's all I can't. It's like a candy. It's like its own like different countries. It's so good. I can't describe it.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Oh. It's a cream cheese. and like butter and cream cheese and butter is he able to describe that and you want it's got to look it up it's like also coconut but also cinnamon like to make it look like a potato like are you looking up the ingredients right now
Starting point is 00:25:19 because you guys just listed every single one looking at you in your big head hold on cheese butter sugar vanilla extract coconut cinnamon water ice salt hey water ice salt cream cheese yeah cream cheese yeah they're good
Starting point is 00:25:35 people like them a lot yeah I like them a lot yeah I like them You guys like Zeppelis? Come on, tell me like Zeppelis. I don't know what that's that. What Zeppelis? I'm sorry God if that's a like stupidest process.
Starting point is 00:25:43 You guys like fried Oreos? Um, duh. Is that even a freaking question? Is that any of a freaking question? You're asking me? I love Oreos. You guys ever have fried ice cream? Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:00 I have. I don't. I don't. I guess someone who likes candy apples. I do. I'm sorry. You met me. Carmel on an apples.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Yeah. I like camie. I like family apples too. Wow. Four people. Would you ask one person ever? You could just ask for me. If you like candy apples,
Starting point is 00:26:17 yeah. If you live with three of them. Well, I was right. Every person I've asked didn't like them and I only asked like two people. Well,
Starting point is 00:26:23 okay, I can see why because, dude, I hate those candies that's like carmels and they're like, and they're like, and it's stuck right on you two. What is it? What are those called?
Starting point is 00:26:30 Like the caramel balls. Caramel balls. Worthers? The caramel. The caramel. The caramel. The caramel. They're like,
Starting point is 00:26:36 Duts. They're milk duds. They're milk duds. Milk duds. Milk duds are milk duds. They hurt my teeth. They hurt my teeth. Bro, soft willie. If I, I would say like the most obscure candy, be like, damn, they bring me back, though. Huffle troughs, chocolate. Is your grandma give me a candy when you're a kid? Oh, yes. Is that where the sweet berries? Because you have a major sweet tooth, by the way. Yeah. Yeah, I do have a sweet tooth. Dude, I walked in this house and there were cupcakes right. right out of duty. Can we talk about that right to second? I ate like two or three.
Starting point is 00:27:09 I'm so curious about the hole in the foot story. Oh, still the hole in the foot? No, we're not going to address it. Never going to conclude. No, we'll save it for the end.
Starting point is 00:27:17 All the comments of the podcast are going to be like, what happened? What the fuck happened? No, this is how we keep attention of. We'll save it for the end. We'll save it for the end. Are we making it up now?
Starting point is 00:27:27 I don't even know anymore. No, it's a real story. I promise you. It's the hole in the foot story. You got like a class. I'm not, listen. You read the ingredients on a seltre can. I'm going to slap you silly.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Tell me why the hell liquid death has sugar in it. Huh? Isaac. Oh my God. You're eating so much sugar right now from those things, dude. I saw. Hey, it has a, yeah, but it has four grams of sugar.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Pause, pause, pause, pause. What is that? That's not, that's not sparking water. It's lemon, lime, liquid death, mineral water. Dude, that's alcohol. It's alcohol too. Wait, why are you dreams? Drinking like the alcohol.
Starting point is 00:28:06 That's hard. That's a selter. That's like an actual sparkling celtics. That's water. No, that's a lot of alcohol. That's why there's sugar in it. Stop drinking it.
Starting point is 00:28:14 What are you doing? That's why you can't remember what the brain eating amoeba was. That's where he keeps all his like, oh, ooh, look at him. He's acting drunk. He's going to be drunk.
Starting point is 00:28:22 No, but I don't like the sugar in it. Dude, Pelligerino. Guys, no, dude, 1876 is the brand for the sparkling water. Right? It's 1876 is what it's called? Yeah, yeah. I don't think I've drank water in,
Starting point is 00:28:34 in like three days. It's so good. Speaking of drinking items, have you ever have this? Sorry. What is that? Oh, Nitro Pepsi. It's cold brew, right? Cold brew, right? Cold brew, Pepsi. Yeah, draft. Hold it. Wait, I heard it's good. Is it good? It's the best drink. The best drink
Starting point is 00:28:50 out there, I'm pretty sure. What is it? Aside from lean flavored gamers of. Yeah, of course. What is it? It's like a draft's beer. They like gas it up. They gas up the Pepsi. Beer? And this is, not beer. Bail? Soda. Soda. Soda. It's like, yeah, it's like a distilled
Starting point is 00:29:05 Pepsi. Look, smooth, creamy, easy to drink. You can't make this shit up. That's like, smooth, creamy, smooth and creamy and fun. And like, when you, when you just bust it open, you just drink the foam and it's just like, oh.
Starting point is 00:29:20 It's so nice. Is it like a cream soda? Yeah, is it cream? Yes. Is it? How much sugars are? That's a real question. A lot.
Starting point is 00:29:27 A lot. A lot of sugar. There's a 63 grams of sugar. Oh, damn. How big is a lot? How big as they can? How many calories? Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Grung, do you know how much 60? That's like what 80% of your daily amount? Try a hundred something. 125% In one can. You're drinking a sugary, oh my god, bro. It's in one can. Okay, I'm putting this down.
Starting point is 00:29:52 I'm retiring, I'm retiring for the computer. I was just looking at it. I had to start working out. You were gonna be like, oh my God, let me leave for a second. Let me lean for a second. Damn. Sugar free, right.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Less than one calorie. All right, we get it. All right, okay. All right, okay. Dude, why does Gatorade have so much sugar in it? Gatorade's bad, dude. Hold on, wait. No, wait, there's the actual lore.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Wait, Isaac. Drinking like a, like, one of the bigger gatories is equivalent to one loaf of bread. Like, I'm not even lying. I think that actually is accurate. Make that out? You feel good? I can not be right. You feel good after that?
Starting point is 00:30:27 Look it up. Look it up. You fucking cross his arm. The paparazzi are behind the camera. We can't see them, but they're like a loaf of bread. I'm gonna look up how many carbs are in a loaf of bread You're about to be wrong Can I ask my question now? Grunk
Starting point is 00:30:39 Dude I'm guessing hold on Have you gained your freshman 15 yet? No I have all right all right Dude I've stayed at like 1 45 Like anywhere from 4145 for the past like 2 or 3 years of my life That's what I did drunk and then at 22 it all hit me at once
Starting point is 00:30:57 At 22 last year It did I swear God, I gained 80 pounds of three years. It's not even a joke. Dude, I gave at least 20 pounds in a month. Yeah, I gained 20 pounds in a month. It was fucked up. I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:31:13 I don't care. You know why? Because Texas closes everything so early, so it's a snack at night. Yeah, so you got to like get all the crazy food. That's true. That's how they're fat-died up America. But, you know. I got to actually like not.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Room. I ate so much Chick-fil-A, dude. You have an entire fridge. We have two fridges even. There's something into that spell. This is a sad thing to admit. This is sad. I dumped like liquid all over the pantry floor.
Starting point is 00:31:40 But as I was quitting up, I look up fresh loaf of bread. All right. Never opened. Green. Yeah, dude. That's what happens. Horrible green log. Can't even eat that no more green.
Starting point is 00:31:54 Horrible green. Yeah, I know. It's been in there since I left before I left. Ever heard of a ham sandwich. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have a bit of a hand sandwich.
Starting point is 00:32:01 What? Those were our rations, bro. We were going to eat them shit. Wait, what's your... The rations went bad. Because when all the icy snow crazy... Also, I still have the sandwiches from the chiefs versus the fucking... Ew!
Starting point is 00:32:13 Throw away. You have such a problem. No, that was... Dude, no. There's Mexican food still in the fridge from, you know... You guys are gross. It's Isaac. It's not you guys.
Starting point is 00:32:24 It's Isaac. It's all I... No, you guys are gross. Thank you, Grunk, for including all of us. Dude, I don't even use the fridge. I just use cream of wheat or rice. Dude, I was so happy. Wait, what's on?
Starting point is 00:32:36 What's your own? What's your own? I'm going to say, I was so happy that I left town with my 1877 mineral waters in the fridge drawer that we have in the garage. Perfect. Just perfect when I left. Literally nothing wrong. It looked like a fucking magazine cover. I come back into town two days ago. I don't know what you guys did.
Starting point is 00:32:53 It's like you took and Jimima's fucking syrup. It just went. All over the tree. door and it's gross, dude. There's brown rings where the drinks were and it's all sticky. Oh, you're bullshit. I swear to God. Bro, I got a drink yesterday. I'm putting in the sink
Starting point is 00:33:08 and wash it like this and they get a paper towel. All right, all right. Pause, pause. Who? I don't know. The only two people that use the fridge said, I don't know. There's white cause in that fridge. There is a box of white cause of that fridge. I know that's you, Isaac. Why? Nope, not me.
Starting point is 00:33:24 No, in the other fridge that I put the white clause in that fridge. Wait, what's wrong with the white claws? I thought there were Isaacs. Oh, no, those were mine. I just put them in there because there's no room in the other fridge because of all the leftovers. Yeah, dude, tell me how Isaac takes up an entire fridge.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Isaac takes him an entire fridge and then he leaves the rest of the house to Willie, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna hijack your car. I'm gonna hotwire your car. It's gonna be evil and awful. Why did you do that? Dude, leave him alone. How dare you? Me?
Starting point is 00:33:52 You can't even drive my car if you wanted to. Damn. It would stall. I'd roll and I'd push it into a into a, into a big. That's what the kids do, right? On his head, on his head. I guess I don't know. I guess I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:10 That's about it. That's about all the time we have today, folks. We're so mad today. I'm not mad. I'm kind of chill. I'm happy. I'm fine. Like, I don't know how I'm going to last at this school with the food options anymore.
Starting point is 00:34:24 What is it? Uh-oh. Like, are you having more bowel problems? No, it's not. It's not bad. I don't crave it and when I get the food I just don't want to eat it. I have an idea. What's your idea? In your
Starting point is 00:34:35 free time, if you can allocate maybe like five hours a week to streaming and try and get Hello Fresh sponsors so that you can get... Dude. You know what happened to me? That's crazy good idea. I would ask you if you're having these cravings that I used to have. It was like I was pregnant. I think I was really
Starting point is 00:34:50 deficient. You might be getting close to being deficient some vitamins, buddy, because you're eating that shit all the time. I take my multivitamins. Oh, Hermando. What was that? Dude, I charged up for so long. I was like, when I used to not want to eat anything,
Starting point is 00:35:10 like I just hated the thought of food. You know what I would always want to eat? Just like deli meat. I would eat straight deli meat. Interesting. Yeah, I would, no, my dad would roll deli meat and cheese and dump ranch on and go, just like,
Starting point is 00:35:21 Oh my God. Jesus. Because he's like, crazy. Because he's like, I'm going to work. And he was like, He's like, all right, shoot, guys. It was just meat cheese. Let's just meet cheese.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Is that where you get it from? Yes. I get everything. 7-Eleven and just buy cheese, meat and crackers. That's it. He'll just eat all of them. That's what I do.
Starting point is 00:35:44 Yeah. Yeah, sometimes if I see deli meat in that fridge or goat. It is goat, but I just see deli meat. I'll start picking at it. I'll put a little sauce on them. Like, it's kind of goat. It's a quick snack. I'll eat, like, I'll eat 19 pieces of hay.
Starting point is 00:35:53 I don't even care. I'll eat a whole thing of fucking. Heaven forbid. We go to a, uh, nice little gas station run. They got them snack trays in there. They got the snack trays. The meat and cheese trays?
Starting point is 00:36:05 Cheese. Cheese. Okay. If you could have, okay, I have a question. I have a question. If you could eat one meal
Starting point is 00:36:12 and you would not gain a single noun from it at all. Chicken Alfredo. Like anything, anything. A Nutella marshmallow pizza pie. Oh, a bazookie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Oh. Pizu. No, actually, I don't know. I, like. I would do Alfrido.
Starting point is 00:36:27 I do like chicken Alfredo a lot. Yeah, Alfredo and garlic bread. That's it. Okay, look, wait, hold on. You guys are like choosing the simplest meals. Like, if you could make anything. Like, I have a whole meal.
Starting point is 00:36:39 How about that? Oh, a whole table of food? Yeah, a whole table of food. And we can have a whole thing. One cup of olive oil. Pigs of wings. Pigs of wings. Skittles, pop-chos.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Tacos. Nerea tacos. There's some winks. Syrup. You ever get, like, the electric chair. The last meal is going to be spaghetti. all over the I'm putting my hand over my heart
Starting point is 00:37:03 I'm putting my hand over my heart if I go to the electric chair I'm eating slop for my final meal that's my state that's my statement like okay if I did something that or no if I got convicted for something I didn't do and I got executed I'd make them feel so bad I'll be like one chrome of bread please
Starting point is 00:37:19 you're like you're like God I'd be like don't kill him I'd be like this is what I do that's what I do Give him the knot off. I'm not deserving of any food, sir. Sir, I can't do it. He's too humble. He's humble.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Pull the lever. No, no, no, you know what? Is that all you guys? I'll make it even worse. When I'm being, like, electrocuted, I won't even, like, make a sound. I'll be like, I'll be like,
Starting point is 00:37:49 I don't know what I do. I'm like, turn it up. Why he enjoying it? Cut it up. What a fucking gumma, sorry. Would you see grow? I said, why he enjoying it? I'm not enjoying it.
Starting point is 00:38:05 I'm enduring. Hold on. Okay. Yummies. Turn it off. It's enough for him. Where did that? Who did that first come out?
Starting point is 00:38:16 Wow. Well, Bougar came out of my nose. That's a good gift. Everybody's, I made me think of like, what is, you know, if you are going to get,
Starting point is 00:38:26 killed. What do you eat? Last meal. No, I didn't even say my last meal. I actually have a full last meal planned out. Can I say it? Hold on. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Was that yummy? No, only yummy. Wait, where did he go? He probably snuck away to the bathroom, actually. He crawled out and he's going to come back.
Starting point is 00:38:44 He is smart and sneaky like that. Go on give it up for the segue. Ladies and gentlemen. All right, that's enough. Let me hear the, uh, wait. Can I say my last meal because it's really funny.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Oh, I lied. I lied. I lied. I lied. Polter guys. wait what shit I actually scared whoa
Starting point is 00:38:59 what the fuck air calm damn what what's that all right has he had that headphone in the on top
Starting point is 00:39:07 what he's got two damn there we go this is absurd he's a coach he's a coach today who me
Starting point is 00:39:16 yeah I got my team on my mic all right Lebron I want you to block you gotta block it all right
Starting point is 00:39:21 all right when Miniyama I want you to go in I want you to dunk that shit I got a mustache of a famous guy Okay Maybe maybe infamous Infamous
Starting point is 00:39:32 What What I'm looking up a list I'm looking up a list of last meals Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:39:41 Moving it Moving it Moving down Moving down I'm a famous guy Famous guy Famous guy I'm
Starting point is 00:39:54 Say, okay. All right. What's the list? Yeah, give me a list. I was looking at a list of, so this is in Europe. The famous last meal from a guy named Carl Ludwig Sand. Go to him. Wait, no, he's bad guy.
Starting point is 00:40:11 Monslaughter. Oh. His meal that he had was just called gruel. That's me. It's my. Yeah, you got gruel. I got slub. His gruel is good, though.
Starting point is 00:40:19 I'll be real. That I, he was so good. Can you make Isaac gruel again? Yeah. Can you make Isaac gruel again, please? There's a... Oh, sorry. Oh, he's got to think about it.
Starting point is 00:40:31 There's a guy on YouTube who rates... He'll cook and rate last meals of people. Oh, yeah, I was watching those, actually. Sometimes they're pretty good. There's, like, eggs. There was, like... There was one really gross. It was like gray paste, a banana, and, like,
Starting point is 00:40:48 something... Ew. Gray paste, like chalk. No, I'm just... Yeah, we're making great paste. Yeah, we got great paste. I don't know what I would do for last meal. Zach's beast or something?
Starting point is 00:40:59 That's goat. You know what I would do? Bro, for last. I have a list. I actually have a whole list. Dude. No. Dude,
Starting point is 00:41:05 this guy's crazy. Wait, what? A 21 piece bucket of Kentucky fried chicken, two large domino pizzas, ice cream, a bag of jelly beans, a six pack of...
Starting point is 00:41:14 Dude. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah. You can just buy all that. Is it even worth it? Can they say no?
Starting point is 00:41:21 You can say no. I think they can say no. I think they can say no. Let me guess. They did it and then he didn't eat it. He wasted their time. Oh, he ate all of it. Every last little crumbed.
Starting point is 00:41:30 He probably ate it. I think they tried. Why would they let them eat before they kill them the poop everywhere, right? Yeah, your bowel was empty out when you die. Oh my God, you're right. Oh. Well, not.
Starting point is 00:41:38 That's the second you die. I think it is actually. It's right there. Why would they do there? The very second, the middle of saying. All right, hold on. Down the line. How bad do you think it would smell in like a room where they do that stuff?
Starting point is 00:41:48 Yeah. Probably horrible. Fried hair, like, but hold on. Rretched. Tanner. Tanner electric chair. Oh yeah. What are you eating on the electric chair?
Starting point is 00:41:57 Last meal. Oh, let me hear it. On the electric chair. Yeah, yeah, all right. I'm on the electric chair. Look, they bring me a platter. All right, the first platter. Wait, I have the lever.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Okay. All right, I'll tell a whole bag of tachis and a whole gallon of milk. That's the, that's the appetizer. You do it a YouTube challenge? What are you doing? No, that's, no, I was a little kid, I would always be just a whole gallon of milk tachies, whole gallon of milk tachies. Wow.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Yep. That's the appetizer, bro. I get some motherfucking, what is it? Takeyaki right there on the side. This is where I decline to you. No, it's the electrocutionary. Okay, okay. Takiaki's right there.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Alfredo with chicken. Okay, Alfredo with chicken. Some garlic bread. Like some really good garlic bread. Um, a Caesar salad. Okay. Um, sour gummy worms. Um, some ice cream, like a little, uh, like,
Starting point is 00:42:42 thinking about like everything you ate in the past, like, everything I ate last night. Oh, bad news, canter. Sorry, dude. Texas abolished. After 2011, they abolished any meal requests. You just have to get normal prison food. That's toxic as fuck.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Give me my burger. Give me my burger. Give me my burgers. Give me my burgers. I don't know. Why would they do that to people? I don't know. This is fucking why because Lawrence Russell Brewer
Starting point is 00:43:09 asked for two chicken fried steak smothered in gravy with sliced onions. A triple meat bacon cheeseburger. A cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, and olives. Dude, they just make it like the hard. The hardest meal ever. That guy's dead and he ruined it for all of us. A meat lover's pizza, three root beer, one. He has everything.
Starting point is 00:43:30 It's trolling to the grave, dude. Troll into the grave. Troll to the grave. Oh my God, he refused the meal. Yes. He arrived. I told you. I told you.
Starting point is 00:43:42 He's the reason that he's a troll. That's the last troll of all time. Oh. The greatest troll. He got us. He was like, he was like, your food. Here, murder. He did that.
Starting point is 00:43:55 He killed. I don't know who he killed. I could probably look into it. Did he kill one person, two people, three people, four, five, six. One, two, three. What if he got locked up for trolling too hard? It was the biggest troll. This case was like all trolly.
Starting point is 00:44:11 There's like an internet deep dive of the biggest troll. Wait, they renamed the gummy worms after him. No, uh, trolley. Trolley. No. Trolley Chavez. I don't know. I just made up.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Okay, wait, can I Guys, like, watch some real quick. Different topic, different topic. We were watching DJ Khalid clips last night. And one of the things that I picked up, one of his, like, trademarks is that he laughs every time he talks. He'll go, but a head. He does do that.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Hello. And I'm like, and I'm going to go over to dinner. And he's like, I think that's where I got her room. I think that's where I got it from. Because boom, and then Kate Carson started to do it. But what DJ Callet does? He goes, he goes, I call a chandelier. He like, canceles it.
Starting point is 00:44:52 smile out. He goes, I call a chandelier. He cancels slides his smile. He goes, oh, that's cool. Call up his and hers. That's what he does. Spargus. You see the video where the guy's driving on the bridge in Miami and then there's like a guy on a bike
Starting point is 00:45:08 coming down the highway and he's like, holy shit, it's DJ Cal. And he just ride on a bike and he's like, stay blessed y'all. And he's like blocking traffic on like a main road. There's like a whole car like file of my item. Stay blessed. Stay blessed, y'all.
Starting point is 00:45:26 Shit, what were we saying? Oh, I was going to talk about a pet peeves that I had because I was talking about the mall earlier with the shoes and shit. Dude, y'all. If I have to go to a store and you ask for my email or my phone number ever again, dude, I want to jump over the counter and be like, let me buy and leave.
Starting point is 00:45:48 I don't care about a receipt. Dude, it's annoying. You want to sign up for our news letter? No. You want to sign up for our store rewards? Get a card? No. Do you want a credit card,
Starting point is 00:45:56 credit or cash back? No. Shut the fuck up. Just let me buy my shit and go. I swear to God, every store it's like, do you have an email with us? Well,
Starting point is 00:46:02 what's a good email for you? Yeah. What's a good photo for you? It's like, leave me alone. I just want to buy it and get out. Okay, but sometimes if they're having a bad day, I was like, you know what? Here's all my information.
Starting point is 00:46:10 Well, I give it every time because they act like I have to. They're like, because I don't want the pay to receive. Sometimes, yeah, like maybe that's how they get me like oh it sucks because they're like they're like they're trained to do that yeah they are you know that the stores benefits so much from having a an email list of like customers they can just send out mass emails of like new sale happening shit like that i feel for your retail workers i feel for them so yeah you guys are like trained to do it so it's
Starting point is 00:46:39 it's not your fault but it's still it's so annoying man i'm sure it's annoying for them to even ask yeah they don't want to do it either that was my job i'd be like email list What's a good email for you? No way. No way. What happened? My laundry's done. Better run.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Run. Get up going. Keep it on. Keep it on. Be funny. Well, the question is... What's it called? The hole in the foot story.
Starting point is 00:47:14 The podcast is done. I have two loads in right now in the dryer. So one just ended. And the other one will probably end with. than like five minutes is she just wait so yeah I was all wait well no it's gonna take because I can't carry all that because one of them is a comforter and the other one is I go get it go go go do your laundry run did he mix color comforters all this do that's gone bro all is you're going what if you never comes back here hey do you guys
Starting point is 00:47:43 have a problem with my clothes shrinking every club hey you point gilly daly and get out of here clothes shrinking and dry it's yummy. I washed your sweatshirt when I was back home and I swear to God when I lift my arms is a crop top now. Dude, I don't know why. You know what happened? I washed my sweatshirt and it shrunk and then I wore it for like a week and then it regrouped. I'm not even joking.
Starting point is 00:48:06 It's like weird. I don't know. It hasn't happened. It still fits me but it's a shrink. What is the issue with that? Is it drying on like too hot of it? Too high I always put it on delicates though so I don't really don't know what the problem is. You should, you should, uh, yeah. Is it because it washes really hot? Or is it because it
Starting point is 00:48:20 Low heat. It dries hot. Dude, I go cold. I always do cold. What you should do is just tumble. If you have a thing to do tumbling, like low heat. No, don't. I saw your stupid piece perk up.
Starting point is 00:48:31 What's tumble. 2? I remember there. Fuck, I'm hungry. Wogging chicken, bro. I started watching Hunter X Hunter again. No way. And I feel so awesome.
Starting point is 00:48:43 Yo! Yo! Yo! Yes. Yes. Dude, now I want to watch it. Oh my God. Yeah, I'm on episode.
Starting point is 00:48:53 We were supposed to. We should start it right now and catch up and finish it before him. Hey, we watched the new Mission Impossible from last year. That was late yesterday. That was a good movie. I watched half a bit. I didn't know it's part one. Who is we, bro?
Starting point is 00:49:05 I finished that shit. You finished it? I only watched half. Did I tell you why I went to bed? Did I tell you what happened? I told Larry. Oh, my gosh. Yesterday.
Starting point is 00:49:12 You disappeared. You're like, I'll bear it back. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell you. I'll tell you why, because this is what happened. So we're sitting in the living here for like, what, two, an hour and a half, two hours, like, chilling, right? Maybe, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Okay, an hour, hour and a half, whatever. This whole time, we're all just chilling on the couch, right? Well, night starts to get late for me because I had been going to sleep. And I was like, all right, I'll be right back. 22nd window. I see Tanners in the kitchen. He's just, like, doing shit in the fridge. I'm like, all right, cool, that's fine, whatever.
Starting point is 00:49:36 I go in my room, I grab a pillow because I'm coming to, like, lay down on the beanbag to go to sleep. And I'm like, I'm just going to, like, crash out here for the night, like, finish the movie, just pass out, whatever. I come out with my pillow. Like I said, 20 second window. We've been out there for like, what, an hour and a half? Tanner sprawled out in the whole beanbag.
Starting point is 00:49:51 I'm like, fuck this, I'm going to bed. I went right back to my room with my pillow. I threw it on my bed. I shut my door and I was like, you could have stayed there, dude. Dude, you actually could have just stayed there. No, I was going to tell you to move. I was like, fuck, I'm going to sleep.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Oh, you wanted to sit there. I wanted to lay down. Oh, I'm sorry. And you were laid out. Yeah, I think my room was hot. It was like, it was like this much time. I leave Taylor's in the kitchen. I'm like, all right, cool.
Starting point is 00:50:14 No, I remember exactly. because I heard you. I was like, I can't sleep, bro. I'm going beanbag. I'm hot. And I just went down there. And I just like, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:50:22 This was when you were on the, you were on the couch before. This was during Mission Impossible. Oh, I don't remember then. You were on the couch and I think you, I don't know what you said, but I know you were like, you were just laid out on the beanbag.
Starting point is 00:50:33 You were on the couch. Oh, yeah, I did. Yeah, I remember that. I got, yeah, I got hot. I took my sweatshirt off and I just started laying on the beanbag. And I was like, all right, good night. But, me and, yeah, me and Larry finished you yesterday. It was a really good movie.
Starting point is 00:50:45 It was really, I liked a lot. Oh my gosh. It felt like an old movie, which felt really nice. So you felt like, like I've seen it before. It was cool. Yeah. I watched a movie once. What movie did you watch?
Starting point is 00:50:55 I watched the movie once. Dude, me and Kenyon watched this movie last week. Saddest movie I've ever watched my entire life. It's called Nobody Knows. And, um, holy F. I don't know. Like the movie, the movie ended. And I was crying for 10 minutes after the movie ended.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Like, I could not stop the tears. Like, it was insane. Did you rip from the thing? No. I was completely sober. That would have been fucked up. You would have been, like, ruined for life, I think, if you did that. The cover looks sad.
Starting point is 00:51:23 It's really good, but it's really sad. What is it? You ever heard Marley and me? Have you ever seen Marley and me? Nobody knows. Oh, God, hit the Delta Tate Blaker of the herb. Ever heard a dog hotel? Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:51:34 Have you seen a, I saw a movie that I thought was sad? A man called Otto. It's with Thomas. Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure that's what it is. auto dude ever seen despicable me too that's that that was sad when he like lost custody
Starting point is 00:51:48 forever that was insane that was fucked up that that was sad dude there's a new despicable me coming out holy yeah it is the cover looks crazy ain't a new toy story no what that means boys
Starting point is 00:51:59 that there's not music about hip hop music dude Earl William is it five yeah five despicable despicable
Starting point is 00:52:08 despicable disbbing that's fucking ancient and dead probably who hit me up Put me on the soundtrack. Dude, I would love a younger game.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Dude, imagine? Oh my God. I just want a song on GTA6 radio so bad. Could you imagine? I want a radio show. Then you'd make it.
Starting point is 00:52:22 I want a radio show on Gtase six. I want a ho. They want a lot of money. It's going to be on GTA6 radio. I think he was. Um, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:30 I would love that. I would have, what I'm going to fuck my blood. What I fuck my blood. No, I think he's actually going to be on the radio. I think so. I think he's all of opium.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Opium. Opium radio. parties doing something to happen. Better not have Netspin on the fucking. Dude, they had, they had blonded radio. That's Frank. That's a real radio in real life.
Starting point is 00:52:50 And they fucking, they just slapped it on. Donded radio. Netspin is putting Virginia on the map. I'm telling you. Net spend is so over radio. Bitch we in the VA. Bitch we in the VA.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Wait, who is that? Netspin. Nets spin, bro. I never heard. Do you think that real companies are going to be inside of GTA 6? Spons? Like, do you think that they're going to be for slots?
Starting point is 00:53:08 No. I think their point is like taking the, like taking the piss out of real companies. Yeah. They make fun of them. May of Sprite, you know, they have stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Miss wiser and brother. They're always like, kiss wiser, yeah. They're just making fun of like, they're looking. Every single name has like some sort of like play on words with with potty. They literally have like a,
Starting point is 00:53:27 they have like a Briggs truck and it says group sex, but it's spelled like G-R-U-P-E-S-E-C-H-S. Come by the armor truck with like the money. Yeah. Yeah. It's all. They just do funny stuff. It's a big joke.
Starting point is 00:53:38 When I was younger, because like I played the game when I was in fifth, grade. I always thought they were called the the FIB or no, was it? Yeah, FIB. They are called the FIB. No, FBI. Even now I'm still confused. It was FBI, but I always see this FBI.
Starting point is 00:53:53 It was so close. Yeah, they were so close in Swiss. I was like, literal investigation bureau. Is that what they did or something? Yeah. It was just switched. I thought it was fewer intergalactic boobs, dude. Dude, I honestly, God,
Starting point is 00:54:08 thought it was freaking intergalactic inside boobs though I kind of wish I had like a red button I wish I had a red button I could press and then your head just like
Starting point is 00:54:17 and then oh my no fucking yummy boobbs beep boob yeah I wish I had that button too right now
Starting point is 00:54:26 can I say something yeah I say something awesome yeah I had such a good time playing football with you guys like a few days ago
Starting point is 00:54:33 or whenever we played that was fun like I feel like I feel like people need to start going outside and like getting off their friends I started going outside
Starting point is 00:54:39 and I felt so much better. Like it was insane. Like I was outside after an hour a day and I was like, damn, I feel crazy. Y'all wanna go play basketball after this? I swear to go. Yeah. Yeah. I deleted. I took, I followed lead of Larry. I deleted Twitter off of my phone. I also deleted Twitter off my phone too. Okay, I'm gonna be real. I'm gonna be real. I'm the only one with it because what the hell else am I supposed to do in between reps? I guess I'm just not here guys. Dude, I'm reading between sets. Well, no, Larry. No, Yummy's the only one really that's active on Twitter. I have Twitter. Like you're the only one
Starting point is 00:55:10 I go on my computer though. Yo Murakami though. On Twitter. Banger. Banger. Yeah, you guys are active on Twitter. Yeah, I go on my computer. Computer, man, I'm super active. Okay, Twitter on the computer's a little bit different. It's different. It's like not even real. Instagram, Instagram is so fucking
Starting point is 00:55:27 Instagram's where it's at right now. Instagram is the funniest platform in my... I've never laughed at. The best reels. They've got the actual best Reels, they've got the best fucking stories, the best replies. Stories are real. There's so... Dude, I've been for the reason, replies are always so fucking fun. Bro. I have so, oh, I'm so bad at
Starting point is 00:55:44 Instagram, man. Dude, it's just just... He's got to post any story. I have shit, like, so do you remember when I used to do like the new yummy video and I'd post the meme? Yeah. I saved so many of those to like have ready just to post when I have videos go live and I didn't put them on my story for that
Starting point is 00:56:00 reason, but I don't post those anymore because I feel like they didn't really like change the video performance that much. Yeah. And then I was like, fuck, dude, I wish I posted all this on my story. I think I'm just going to start scrolling on Instagram
Starting point is 00:56:10 and just start posting random shit to my story. Because I used to do. That's what I do. It's so funny. It's so funny. Because you can find the music. You can make it funny as hell. No,
Starting point is 00:56:18 you know, you know what you have to do you know what? You have the, you know, you have the option little thing where you post like, yes, no. It's like a questionnaire. It's like,
Starting point is 00:56:26 oh yeah, yeah. Do you guys like pizza? Yes or no. Yeah. And then you answer them. And then they're like, if they answer yes, yes, you have to watch this video right now.
Starting point is 00:56:36 So you just make them watch the video. Boom. You can do so much. You could do so. It works. I remember I got like 60K views on one of my stories one time. It was insane. I was like,
Starting point is 00:56:46 Instagram stories kind of. Instagram's, the algorithm went up. I'm telling you. But no, there's just funny, dude, like there was one time where there was a ripple effect
Starting point is 00:56:53 where I posted one guy who was like singing to me on my like messages. He was like, uh, and then like someone else replied to them. They were like, no, no,
Starting point is 00:57:01 fuck that. Okay. This is a call to action It kept going Call to action DM Like DM anything funny To my
Starting point is 00:57:11 Grong Or Grunk Yeah DM Grunk right now DEM Grown Sprout to us Instagram Everybody go to Instagram And be funny and awesome
Starting point is 00:57:17 Send us funny things And I will see if I can post it But it better not Anything be evil I try to do this I have nine videos of this See if I can post it Don't be evil
Starting point is 00:57:25 Yeah I'm gonna be like Boy the fuck Boy the fuck Oh god the fuck The Vinky Bro Yeah Dude life is just so much better
Starting point is 00:57:33 when you don't have like Twitter and like all these other things in you I don't know it's just great life is better when you have a window life is good yeah I mean it's good and then we play football and then we play football and that shit was so much fun right T come on now yeah I'll catch a basketball game right now after the podcast right after the point it is just me what is like the only one that heard that what dude grung's fucking what happened just like life's better when you got a window no I heard the hell's like I heard that I heard the window okay shit my best Windows are most depressing.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Classes in high school or just school in general where the classes on the inside of the building that didn't have a window. Yeah, and it was like sad and just like, the walls were all white and you're just like, they had those. They had those at my school. It was a giant square.
Starting point is 00:58:17 It looked like a Robox logo and like the... Is there an opening in the middle? The courtyard. Let's go to IMG Academy and then let's one be one other five-star recruits and make a video on it. I would drop 30 bombs. I think we should for a group video.
Starting point is 00:58:30 I don't know if they'll allow us out there. D1 athletes versus us. What you mean? Yeah, we'll probably injure them and ruin their entire life forever. D3, D3. We can do D3 athletes. We can't. We'll still get shit on.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Nah, no, no, that's fine. No, no, no, no, no. You ran five football routes and you're like, I'm a leg. Dude, I know, it still hurts. My heart. Oh, my God, oh, God. The hole. Oh, yeah, the hole.
Starting point is 00:58:53 All right, we can end it off. All right. It's the last story. Back to Tater injuries and foot things and legs. So there's my water jug. Right next to my bed. The lid's all. I'm just gonna say it's yellow.
Starting point is 00:59:05 No, it wasn't even yellow. There was no lid because it was yellow. There was just no lid to begin with. All right. I get up, I'm tired, I wake up, I'm like, all right, let's do this fucking day. I swing my legs over my bed. I promise you. I'm gonna do this.
Starting point is 00:59:19 This chlorox wipe is my jug. My foot goes in the tiny hole full force and I cut my whole foot. I'm like, because it goes like inside my water jug. I'm like, and I step in it. I'm like, ow, like if I step full, like harder, I would have had my whole foot in my water jug. And so I pull it out and like, okay, that kind of hurts. And I look at my foot as thing. Could you imagine being on your whole foot in your water jug? You'd have to call a fire department out and saw it off. Yeah, I'm like, all right, we got to get this off. It's like cutting the
Starting point is 00:59:46 circulation off. But then I'm like, oh, that hurts. And I'm like, oh, dear, I'm bleeding. I'm like, oh, I'm bleeding. I'm bleeding. And then I had to, I was like, okay, I need a banding. And now there's a, oh, dear, I'm bleeding. Now there's a hole in my foot just because of the open water jug next to my bed. Oh, what the fuck. dude. Yeah, it was a like, it was rigid, too. So it was like, serrated like water just. Yes. It hurt.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Oh my God. You clean the water bottle and drink out of it again? I cleaned it again and drank it. Yep, I still drink my footblood. I don't care, bro. Oh, dear, I'm bleeding. Oh, dear, I'm the... I'm... I'm actually a full day without hurt myself right now, so I'm good. I've just been sitting here. I've just been sitting here. Yeah, I remember you were like, uh, you're like, oh, my bag. And you're like, I can't sleep my bed.
Starting point is 01:00:28 This is back in the same. Yeah, like, there was like a bed for four days. You're like I can't even bend over I can't breathe I delifted wrong again and I actually thought I hurt my like my lower Lumbar that that was different that was bad I actually kind of walk I was like okay I can't lifting isn't isn't worth it sorry I don't do it anymore I really don't do wait what if my body build was like this what if I was like this That'd be really cool yeah we could do things with you What would we do with you? I don't know Pick you up do some is like thank you guys so much for watching
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