The Group Chat - #95 - Turning Into a Wall While High...

Episode Date: March 1, 2024

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Larry, Willie, yummy. I'm not Big T, but I'll still take an Isaac. Nah. You killed it. If you could have ordered differently, you could have rhymed it. I try it.

I don't know. It's called freestyling. You know, off the whim. It's called freestyling. It's what the creatives do. It's what the creatives do. Oh, okay. Yeah.

What does this is? This is episode 98. Oh, the last fucking one. I'll tell you that much. Oh, wait. Welcome to episode 98. 95. 99.

Or 94 or 94 or 900. 100? No, not yet. Yeah. It is. All right, guys. I say something funny. Yeah, of course.

I never eat on the podcast ever. I have a chicken wrap here. Last stream I did, they were like, do you please get people to stop eating on the podcast? I was like, oh, yeah for sure i'll make sure it doesn't happen anymore i know that can be annoying i come right back i'm eating on a bad podcast what is so annoying about eating on a podcast if you're not talking with your mouthful and you can't hear them chewing what does it matter you're just sitting there

participating yeah you wish they could be eating fat pig slob that's i just think i just think that you guys don't like watching someone eat yeah yeah that's probably it absolutely no issue watching yummy eat aren't you well that's you kind of looks you kind of looks awesome you were listen Nick listen Nick listen people come to this podcast to hear you talking and you literally sit there for 30 minutes eating like that's is literally a thing that happens okay I have an idea that's that's it's record this podcast at six in the morning let's do that I'm down I can do that how does I fix it that no that I won't eat in the morning because I'm fasting still okay Jesus I'll fix it I'll raise you I'll fix all the

sleep schedules even because we're still up. You know, walk on water 45 minutes into? And I don't have to eat because I'm turning water into wine. I'm literally feeding 50,000 people full of red through walls. A single stone

shall be cast against me either, so can we just jump straight into the topic? No, yeah, also, code group. Yeah, tips it off, banger.

I'm drinking blood tonight. Code group, this is the blood I'm drinking. What drop is today? What drop is today? Oh, is like smoke shop 2420 or something.

Is season to season. episode one. Episode one, it's called the Smoke Show. And dude, she's smoking hot. It's literally a firefighter. It's a firefighter wifu. She's so hot. Whoa, she's a BBW.

Wait, is she a BBW? I mean, I look here and boost you. Hold on. Big beautiful woman. Oh my. She kind of is. Yeah, she is. Well, maybe.

Maybe in a way. You found out live here, people. Isaac likes a big. Bbbbbbubes. Bbbble. Double. Dude, what a blub. What a bled.

It looks so good and I'm excited dude the GamerSupp shirts are genuinely so comfortable if you guys have not ever really worn one They are some of the most breathable shirts Listen I'm the workout in I will not I will not I'll be a hundred percent honest because I'm a huge stigler for the way Things fit on me they fit incredible So good incredible dude so good they did that on purpose by the way I don't know if you know mr. Gamer subs He loves the gym so he wanted to work out in shirts Breatbable clothes bro gym clothes are so good They're so, so, so, so.

I think I live in gym clothes because they just let me breathe. They let my thighs breathe. I do. I do live in underwear. That's so perfect. But listen. Listen. I'm like reminiscing me when I was like younger.

Do you nice to walk around? Oh, yummy. My BB gun on my diaper. You run around with your fucking underwear, dude. I run around my underwear. I'm like snick at us. You're like, he's 24. I'm 24.

I still do it. I never left it. Mm-hmm. No, listen, I'm glad. I'm glad you're comfortable enough in this house to run around with underwear. Dude, I'm comfortable enough to get completely naked and just wear socks.

He did. I saw his big beautiful ass today. My big beautiful. Yeah, right before the podcast? Let me just vote Yomi for president. Look at him, dude. I'll fucking... Yeah, he looks like... In their hands.

He looks like George Washington. For the listeners, I can't. I actually will shave my head haul. Dude, I'm like one week away from doing it. I'm not gonna lie. You did that, the spark went away. Put it back. No, put it back.

Yeah, actually, we need that triangle. With the giant triangle. Do a one-inch buzz. He has, so, yummy has a coma right now. He looks like a young Reagan. Like a young Reagan. I think you're going to say Ray. A Reagan. A Ray. He looks like a young

Jerry Allen in his front. Young Jerry Allen. Look at him. He looked good. He has a perfect triangle. He has a perfect angle. Look at that. Oh my gosh. It's so cute. What? His camera like messed up. Cute little banana.

I don't know. What is wrong with my hair? Why does it want to do that? Like, what the fuck? It's just natural. It's just natural. The worst or the best thing ever. Depending on a, you should get like a curly brown. guy right here. He needs to go away. He doesn't have like super, super straight hair that it like, because I don't know if you

know this, but like Asians have like, like, really, really straight hair. Like, it actually like poke goes like this way. Yeah. Have you seen? Have you seen the terms they do? I'd rather have that. We were in, we were in Japan. There's apparently like a lot of backlash against it, but they will, um, literally get their hair perm to be like, uh, so insanely curly. like really dude they had full froze yeah they're doing dreads and shit reds and oh my god remember when we were at that one shop in japan and that guy had face tattoos and everything he was so chill he was younger yakuzzo's chill yeah it was at that one place that we spent like

a long time with you izac and you're in the back room remember uh it was in shibuya reference no i wasn't there i wasn't there you were you were buying clothes in there was in shibuya bro oh and that red there was like a red light and we were in a district and then izik went that weird building. Yeah, when that weird building did come out for four days. I got my, you know,

I was talking about a guy back there, guy. It was crazy on guy. Really? Right of that, right of that. Dude, he just left Isaac for four days.

Do you remember when, like, dude, I was drunk and you, like, told me to walk down the alleyway and you put a camera in my mouth and I just kept walking until I had to find you guys.

I have a picture of you sitting on the, on the curb, drunk as fuck. And like, you were just sitting with, well, I can't show because Isaac's face was on there. No!

But you were just sitting on the curb and you look like a worker because you were like this. You were like head down, arms crossed, and just like, you look fucked up. Dude, that's what happens. Tanner does not know his limit at all. Yeah, I do. I go far off the board, dude. I think Tanner just trust everyone around him.

No, I don't do that anymore. I do trust everybody, but I don't do that anymore. I can't even finish like a soju anymore because it just makes my tummy feel bad. Everything makes my tummy feel bad right now. He's so cute. He's so cute. Yeah, now I'm cute. all have ibs

this is true this is true that bitch is got ib this is true yes sir why isn't that a club song all the bad

bitches got an ibs yeah auto it's like an item oh the bad bitch wouldn't have shake your ass all the bad

this has got a GPS all these bad bitches got a GPS dude I want to bring back because there was a conversation last night on the drill on the topic of

drugs and it was that it was the story that yummy had told already on the podcast of when his friend was trying to find him and there was yummy and his friend in a room. I'm talking about that on the podcast. I'm pretty sure you've had. I think you did. I don't know. I don't think you did. If you haven't, can you please retell it just for the one time?

Can you even read that story? I can't tell you that story, but I'll tell you the story about how he turned into a wall. Yeah. Yeah. I want to hear the wall one. So. I guess this is a good story. So I had a friend in high school

who ended up going to college and he spoke Salvia three times and out of the three times you wouldn't believe it, two of those times he turned into a wall and he thought he was going to be a wall for the rest of his life for like the rest of eternity actually

like he had no more life and he was a wall forever. And then it was like the first time I think he had a good time the second time he turned to a wall and he was like oh what the fuck that was weird. I guess I'll just try it again

and then he turned it to a wall again and then he was like, okay I've never spoken this drug ever for the rest of my life. I was like, what if you were like in an alley and you were like the brick wall? Yeah. A club and you're like, there was a line in front of you and you're like, fuck, dude.

I wish I could just walk in that line right there. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Larry, you know those movies like, like Rambo when it's like a shot and then someone opens their eyes and he was like covered in camo all along all today? Imagine he was like completely painted brick. And that's how he found out. He like opens his eyes.

He's just a brick wall. brick pattern, he's like, yeah, he's like, fuck, I'm a wall. It's so funny to think about because I wonder if it was like his subconscious like the last time if he was like,

oh man, I hope I don't turn it to a wall again. He just thought about it. It turns it to a wall. He was like, don't think about turning into a wall. Was he stuck like this? What was he doing?

I don't know physically what he looked like, but like I'm pretty sure he was probably just like this. Like just standing still. I like him out. He's just like actually like, Pretending to feel no I wasn't with him when this happened This is when he went off to college

Oh, that's crazy So crazy, dude That's that shit dude When I see people trip off of a Go to you know what homework Go to YouTube search up Trying Salvia for the first time And then people just go

They flail They're just like squealing Dude, it's crazy There was a guy Yeah, don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Why does it exist then if it's like a horse

horrible experience. It's like the worst thing ever. Well, it's actually, no, it's almost guaranteed to give you a bad time. Like, almost everybody who does it has a horrible time. So then why do they make it? I mean, why do people do do heroin meth? Yeah, it makes it high. But then it turned out to be horrible.

There's like, there's, you can feel good off Salvia, but like, I was gonna say there's some people up there. You know those groups that they do where like, they make a group of people and they play like all these instruments around me? They have one person who's like holding you or some shit. It's like a whole thing. I'm pretty sure you have to like

contact, somebody to do that stuff. You're talking about when you go down to South America with the shamans and do 5MEO team? Not that, but it's kind of like that. It's kind of like that. It's kind of like that. It's on YouTube. What do they do? Do they like try and make sure that you have a good time? Yeah, but

it doesn't, it never looks like it works because there was a guy who was on the beach and the sand. He was grabbing the sand and he was like Duh! He was watching the sand drop. He was watching the sand drop and shit and he was just like freaking the fuck out.

was like for five minutes and then after they was like okay I'm back that's that's what they do five MEODMT which is it's like the same thing no it's completely different it's like the that's the that's the poisonous frog like it's toad venom that's yeah it's secret it onto the glass and then they yeah it dries and they peel it off yeah yeah you're right you're absolutely right actually yeah that is insane how do they how do people even think of that stuff like how look it just gets so bored I feel like it just so bored that they're like that some of the stuff from right i've heard is like all south america there's some mexican shit out there that people take out in the plants and they take it from the plants to try it out

and if i can go to fucking mars that's because the frog is in south america oh yeah that's true south americans i just the poison is that what that is it's not uh it's a type of poisonous i don't think it's a poison dark frog though okay it's uh it's like a whole it looks kind of cool let me look up the picture of this frog he has like he has like gross pimples all over its back Grung, I know you go to these house shows and shit. Has there been like a crazy drug story? Like this like wild bananas

experience for you? For me? Yeah. Nothing. No, no one really does the hard at these places. Oh, that's chill then. Everyone just like drinks and smoke to my knowledge.

Oh, that's, dude. If I would do Molly and Coke. Well, yeah. There's probably something that, but I haven't seen anything. that's more a raisin-ish drunk what are they doing it like you look away for one second

they go I'd have no idea I wouldn't even know because I looked away yeah what if they're doing lines up your head and you don't even know

that would be chill I'd be in support I'd do this for someone I'd literally do this you're so kind I put a line on I let someone sort off my fingers okay

okay I thought the wall was funny but um me. I went to a show I went to a show on Saturday night and it was literally

at a warehouse just like in a in some place and it was at a warehouse and like goth that's got that's most

it was like black metal death metal type bands and I've never like that was definitely the most violent setting I've ever been in for music

and there are people literally there are these two guys one of them looked like young lean and he got down on one knee and then his friend went and jumped off his knee into the crowd and like it was like crazy and um they just like in their lives right now they full on charge into the crowd as like fast

they can and then i got into it that's a show you get kicked at like you only get dude yeah my my friend my friend got punched in the ear really hard like in here for like five minute oh and um all right great i want to give you a mission if you could find one backyard wrestling event I will give you I will give you like 200 bucks If you could find one Backyard wrestling event

Dude there's a mud pit Months ago there's a mud pit Where people were just in the mud Riving around Did you do that? No I wasn't there I didn't want to get gross Wait is it a mud pit more like a southern

Like country thing that they do Or is that? That's just mud around Big big country concerts and stuff like that They'll do that shit Oh, well, that's just, I don't know. I have no idea. That's just a thing.

There's churches down where I live. There was churches who would host like a mud event. And then they would do like mud football and like mud tagwood. Like mud sports. Mud communion where you wouldn't even be able to pass that crackers. Mud baptism. They're pouring mud over the babies. He actually had to suck the pastor's muddy toe to be going to heaven.

Oh. Nice. Thank you. Oh, so you're not a Christian now? Yeah, dude. I'm abstaining. I'm leaving the chart. No.

Come back. Listen, listen, there's a big, big topic we got to talk about. There's a big, because I don't know if we ever even talked about it once on the podcast. I think gaming is so back right now. The things I've heard. Things I've heard, things I've seen. I let me just open my phone to a class of cleanse update. Hello!

Hello! Gaming's back. He said gaming's back because of class? No, I say gaming's back because in June we're all going to be, you're not going to see a single video. a single peep from any of us. What's in June? Eldon Ring. Eldon Ring.

DLC is dropping in June and holy God, does it look incredible? That was the last game I got addicted to and then we got into another game. That's how it was for me too. That was insane. Have you seen the trailer?

I hate that period of my life, dude, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna see you, Nick, I'm not gonna see you for like years, I think. I think I'm gonna watch is over. That's the end of era. Overwatch is over, dude. In June?

He had a really bad a game. Well, he had a worst game because he fucking drove off all mad and shit last night. Dude, you guys, Like your limit is one bad game. My limit's like 40 bad games. I can go away for hours. No, I hate when any of you guys play that fucking game, bro.

I have never played with you guys once because listening to you in Discord is so bad. It's so bad. You guys are like, what are they doing? Why are they doing? And like, I'm just like, bro, why are you playing still? You've been saying the same shit for 20 30 minutes. But you're still in some way a supportive girlfriend because you still ask for one of us a screen chair. Yeah, I do.

I do. I do. Can I watch? And do you have fun? Hey, and listening. Oh, wait. Okay. Okay.

If we weren't screaming and you're watching the game, would it be enjoyable? Like, does it look enjoyable to watch at least when you're watching? I just, I don't understand Overwatch, so I just see a bunch of colors. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. It is just colors. Yeah. Yeah. It's like big keys, like jingling on a screen.

There's so much going all the time. When you're playing someone like Tracer and you're teleporting, you see a new setting in like one. Yeah, you're like, you like, you got to track. I don't know how Tracer players do it. That, that, that, to me, is too much. Because it's strategic. You have to know the map. You have to genuinely know the map.

You have to know the map, but you also have to know your steps. If you're going to teleport behind somebody, you have to know how to turn around and stop at the perfect time. And like, I can never play that. I can a whole lot, but. So, yeah, look, Isaac and I, we've been playing clash for a long time. I don't know when you guys got into it, but I got into Clash when it first. I got into a long time, but I had to make like three different accounts. Then I stopped for a little bit.

Bro, our clan is crazy. Our clan is crazy. I'm going to say. You know what I fucking play right now, dude? This pirate game, look at this. Shit. Oh, shit. I play on, like, an ad.

What the heck is that? We saw it on, like, an ad on YouTube. Yeah, I was like, Larry, you got to download this shit right now. Look at this, dude. I'm a pirate. Yeah, look around. Look around. Kill the skeletons are coming, dude.

Oh, let's see if I can play, like, backwards. Is that my moving? No, other side of the screen is the movie. He's got a hook. There you go. Dang. Ar. He got that scrap like a rust.

That's right. I can't get it. Wow. Time to do that parlor game. Time to know. I'm sure Isaac was a big fan because Isaac loves Pirates the Caribbean. Oh my God. Yeah, you do.

I fell asleep watching all of them. Sorry. And on the topic of gaming coming back, Siege had their first good operator added into the game in probably like four years. And as well as good. What do you do? Oh, yeah, I didn't get to explain to you guys.

Quality of life shit. Yeah, they have a roadmap laid out, which I don't even know if they've had one in recent years at all. If they have, it's like never gotten my attention. So this new operator is pretty cool. He has an ability where it like, it can ping only one person on the other team and only he can see it.

And it's like a constant tracker, but he can only have his pistol out, which is a new pistol. It's a magnum with an ACog. And he also gets pinged every once in a while. But he can only have his pistol out. It's like battles? Or like a two submarines in the ocean?

It's like he's got walls. It's like he's not. He doesn't get. a main gun he gets like he gets and he also gets pinged every once in a while so it like it turns it to a 1b1 yes which is really cool yeah it's pretty neat dude i knew this stuff was gonna happen i was always thinking about like when you have these these uh operators that have because the first operators are so simple as far as like their gadgets goes like you have thermi who has just a simple you can go through reinforcements boom awesome you have see dude

sledge is like the simplest character of the mall man he has a hammer that breaks through but now you're getting these like really i mean you have to now at that point because there are so many operators. You have to really get like creative and I mean, dude, next one here's my suggestion. Ubisoft, you're listening because I don't you guys love to have quality. Here we go. So the operator has these wings like Batman. You start off by gliding into the map.

You don't start laying down or standing there. You start gliding. Sounds fun actually. And you actually get to look at which window to go through first. Wait, hold up, what. Whatever window you picked, you start. You start. Okay.

What if you're on defense? You still start off flying. You still start off. You have to, I don't know, you have to put like frost mats or something. Your Bane. You have to. Get to guess. My operator, you spawn as a frog.

Okay. Outside. Defense or offense. Doesn't matter. You're just that you're from. You go through drone holes? Yeah, you can, but you have to hop there. And it's a little slow.

He's a frog. He gets set on? Yeah. If he gets stepped on, you literally die. So. Yeah. People hold. With my tongue can you plant?

No, you could but you could jump on the bomb and make it go faster Whoa wait You see on the diffuser The enemies don't shoot it. It's just a frog Yeah, the enemies can't the enemies go over to the fuse and they can because there's a big speed up though If we don't worry about it No, I don't know, it's just the frog

I don't like that frog sir Why is that frog on the bomb we're supposed to defuse I can't defuse it There's a frog on the bomb. Sir, I don't care about the... Just take the frog off the... I'd just put Bastion in siege if I could. Yeah, that would be O.P.

Just like through the windows. What does Bastion do? He turns to do it. It's like the fastest gun in the game ever. His ultimate is a mortar that shoots three spots. And you can see everybody... He's something like that. And he can just...

It's a mini gut. He's crazy. Old Overwatch was so busted because it used to be... these like unlimited time He could heal himself And that he could Turret forever and heal himself I don't remember what his alt was

His alt was that he turned it to a cannon A cannon Yeah all you're right And he was a jumping walking cannon That hurt a lot Like a lot I missed that that was fun I made Roadhog back in the day

When it first came out Me too He was Opie He was so Ope And McGree When he was named McCree Yeah

So Step closer What you said I was a Gengji Maine Oh Gigi Gigi was fun a long time. Dude, Genji,

okay, so, like, when this game first, like, you know, leaked or not leaked, but like,

you know, shown and stuff like that the teasers, dude, Genji was like the fucking craziest character because it's like, you're playing as a fucking ninja

like that you could jump around and climb balls and like, what the fuck? Everyone wanted to play Genji. Everyone did. Yep. I still think he's hard.

I can do damage with him. Is that the guy with the sword and the shirkins? I remember when, dude, Overwatch was a, it's funny because, Because when they made the game, it wasn't supposed to be a game.

It was supposed to be a movie. But everyone was like, dude. What? Yeah. That's why the cinematics are so cinematic. All right. Was it because of a movie. Who would have played Winston?

Are you serious? Yes. Who would have played Winston? I'm Winston. I'm Winston. I think that Jack Black would have been Winston. True. He's everyone.

No, Seth, Rogi would be Winston. What? He'd be like, I'm Winston. Uh-huh. Peanut butter. He said, he was donkey Kong and the dog. Super Mario movie. But Jack Black was Bowser, so that was

a close. Jack Black can be Roadhog or something. Why is Jack Black everything? I don't know. What is the new movie? He doesn't hide his voice. The top like a second. The top goats are like Jack Black, Chris Pratt,

and who's the Kevin Hart. Those are like only big of like in the Overwatch movie. Is it there an Overwatch movie coming out or no? Dude, this was like three, four years ago. They said that, yeah, we will maybe do it. No, there's a Borderlands movie coming out. Borderlands. Jack Black's the Borderlands movie.

And Kevin Hart's in that movie. Oh, that's going to be doing which makes no sense. There's a Borderlands movie. Hello? It looks. It looks horrible. It looks really bad. It looks boo-boo. Kevin Hart, Bobby Lee.

I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. They put the least serious, like, comedian of all time as the most serious character in Borderlands. Jack Block and Kevin Hart alone. Imagine this. What if it's like for serious rule? Cassie. Actually, this is this for serious rule. This could be, this could be it, like, Cassidy

or McCree, whatever. could be Matthew McConaughey, okay, if you would have a cast, okay? You got what you guys said, Jonah, for Winston? No, Jonah. We said Seth Rogen. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Soldier would have to be Zach Efron. Dude, what?

Or Chris Gras. Soldier is like the oldest character in the entire world. He's not gonna be Zach Gepron. Okay, who would it be then? Who would be? He would be a soldier 76B? He would be Harrison Ford. Oh, he would.

Old primy days. It would. Holy shout out. Let me be a director. Hello. Okay. Yeah. Is Harrison Ford like old as shit?

bisexual. They had the CGI's face. Is he by at least? Yes, he has to be by at least. Soldiers not buy. He has to be his lore. Oh. Wait, what's the lore?

Soldier's gay. Right. I forgot that they like J.K. rolling the whole cast. They're like, F it. Tracer's lesbian. F it.

Okay. Soldiers gay now. But he's been like that. Hasn he been? Yeah, he is. No, they've like made up lore as they went along. they did make a horror. It wasn't at the story.

It wasn't at the story. It was literally down the line. They have a photograph. But Hanzo and Genji wore brothers, right? Like, that was real. Yeah, they're brothers. And Kiriko was like somewhere in that mix. I don't know where she came from.

They were, like, they write the stuff on the phone. You can just tell. You could just absolutely tell they write the stuff. They're like, okay, now, Kiracle was there all along? Was there all along? Yeah, and then Mercy was like lesbian. Oh, mercy would be Margo Robbie. Come on.

Son, hire me! What are we doing? He's right. This is insane. This is crazy. All right. Now, who would be Hammond, the wrecking ball? Jonah Hill, actually, now.

Jonah Hill, okay. We come full circle. It's like a tiny, furry Jonah Hill. Sorry, but a hamster. Oh, he's a little hamster. Yeah, he's a little hamster of a big, huge ball. All right. Now, Vin Diesel, do you think Vin Diesel would be Reaper?

No, it would be Bruce Willis would be Reaper. Bruce. Who's the Rock? The Rock can be the big, you guys would be Dumfus or Maui. He's already Maui, a big Simone guy. He's already Maui, dude. He can be there.

Or Maga. Oh my God, wait, yeah, no. Isaac's right. Or Doomfist, that'd be Duane Rock Johnson. Somebody make like art of this. Wouldn't Keanu Reeves be Reaper or no? Okay. I know.

I could see that too. I can see that also. I could. Damn, these are all really good. I can see Keanu Riebner Reeves being Hondo. But no. Who would be Widowmaker?

Megan Fox? Who would be Widowmaker? Scarlet Joe Hanson. Scarlet Joe Hanson. There we go. Yes. Yes. You guys are really my mind.

Who? Scarlet Johansson is Widow maker. Oh, yeah. Her name is Black Widow. Yeah. Because she's already a spider. Oh, yeah. That's exactly black widow.

She's actually black widow. Okay, so wait, who is Bastion just gonna be like? Michael, Michael Sarah. Michael Sarah. Michael Sarah. All right. Michael Sarah. The hardest, the hardest one of them all, Torbjorn.

Who's gonna be Torbjorn? No, that's not even that hard. Who played Gandalf? We just gotta make him shorter. Oh. Wait, no, no. There's literally, who played the dwarven creatures in the Hobbit? Like, bring them back.

Yeah, bring one of them back. That was a way better answer to mine. I was going to say whoever plays Aquaman just make him really small and stubby. What was his name? He has his really long perfect hair. He's his big chiseled like boobs and abs and ass. I think he's like perfect. I said Jason Mamoa or something.

Yeah. Mamosa? Mamosa, yeah, at least. Jason Mimosa. Who would be junk rat? Junk rat? Oh, my. Man.

Excus C. D. D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D. No. No. Jok. Jokwin. F.

Jokwin. Phoenix, Who? Oh, Yo-Ku and Joaquin. Joaquin. My fault, Queen.

My fault, Queen. My fault, he's more than serious. He's really serious. Yeah, he can be silly just a junk rat.

I'm trying to think of like, like, crackhead characters in movies. Now, Tanning Tatum is junkrat. You can suck the nectar, May. May. You approve to be for your May.

May. May kind of remind, with those glasses, you kind of remind me of like, Velma from Scooby Doo. You gotta have a character that looks like her. I don't think there's any actor that looks like, man.

Yeah. Real quick. What do you guys think of? Jim Carrey has junk rat. Jim Carrey? Oh my God. I don't want Jim Carrey. Oh, that's so great.

Wow. Yeah. He could change. He was Eggman and Sonic. He was the Grinch. He was the Grinch, dude. He was a mask. He was the mask.

His facial expressions are insane. Yeah. Insane. I'm trying to find May cosplays right now to see You guys are being weird now at this point Yeah I'm not looking up Not that good I'm not that good

I looked at make Overwatch May cosplay I don't know I don't know the rest But that's like the main That's the you know part two can come out The ghost We'll think of more I'm sure another time

But Gaming Gaming will come back for me once I'm in a house When is that Are you doing it for next semester Yeah Wait so how does it How does the dorm like kind of sway you away from gaming?

There's just people here all the time and I feel obnoxious when I'm playing video game. Yeah, I could see that. I could see that. If there was like people constantly over here, I don't think I'd be on my computer in leisure. Yeah, you would. Even when you are constantly here. You stay in your room and lock your door and we have to open it. I mean like guests, dude.

People that don't live with you. Well, you were still in your room when we had guests over the night. Oh, that was because I was out uploading. I was uploading. That's a different story. a different story. They were in the movie room. You were just like sitting here.

Yeah, we're watching basketball, bra. Basketball, which because of you guys, I'm trying to get into it slowly. It's kind of crazy. My story on TikTok is becoming all basketball now. I'm telling you, bro.

I don't even know what goes on really. I don't know the teams. I don't know who the players are, but it's something. I'm trying to learn a little bit. Grunk, this family is turning into a basketball family. Yeah, grunk,

you would like to hear this. We're evolving into like have fun play games and play sports outside. We're like to go outside. Yeah, we go outside, actually. We go outside. We tossed football around.

Tanner, we went to Dick's sporting goods. I went to get socks and then I ended up buying shoes because Tanner bought shoes. I played basketball for like an hour and a half a day and I just go, ah, and I'm draining the threes every single time. Yami's like my coach. He teaches me to. Yeah, yummy. Yomi taught me how to, like, keep my hands wider and go off of these two finger.

That's the three. You close the cookie jar. Do you close a cookie jar? You close that. You close that. You slam it. Come on. Flam that shit cut.

That's how I was learned. I'm going to an NBA game to watch the Mavericks play the Warriors. Oh, in March. I'm going to go and I'm not going to tell you and you're going to see me. Like across, like across the stadium, I'm going to be sitting next to Kevin Hart.

I'm going to be right next to Kevin Hart. Fortside. Kevin Hart and Future. Something Stateum. What's his name? Jason Statham? Yeah. Danning.

Catham. I don't know how to say his last name. Janning Statham. Channing Statham. Chating Statham. Jason Statham. I hope they do the thing where it's like, and on the chairs over here.

I don't know what the spot is called. I forget. Celebrity. Like, and it's like a random photo of you from Twitter. Isaac's going heaven hard. LeBron looks at you. He's like,

and LeBron, scream if you like, Satan. Brer. Brough. At first I didn't know what that noise was, but then you went to the second sound, baby. I love that. I love that song.

Getting a house is so obnoxious because, like, it's so overwhelming for a 19-year-old boy. A young soldier like a team of a house. Yeah. He's trying to rent a house, yeah. Yeah. I looked into the process I was telling Yomi I don't know if you remember Yomi

That one morning I was like dude I just learned everything about houses And buying them And then I forgot it all the day after But when I was looking into it I was like Jesus Christ There's like terms to like everything that happens Like every has to be

There has to be There has to be And like I hear these terms I'm like what is going on And then when you take the literal saying of what's happening you're like oh Okay everything makes sense There's like coverage

To coverage There's insurance insurance insurance Yeah, there's like, regardless, there's a, there's a notary that makes, they explain everything as you're signing along.

Yeah, I'm glad. It's not as bad as you'd think. Yeah, but grunk. I'll tell you where it gets fucked is whenever you try to buy an investment property,

that's where you want to die. Forget that. Oh my God. Dude, investment property and then new construction because it is a million times harder for a loan to go through and for like insurance to go through

and everything to be like perfect for these people to be like, okay, you're able to have an investment property because if you already own a first one, they think that you're like, like liable to lose the second one. Yeah. They don't want that to happen.

For investment properties, if you're trying to get a house itself, they're like, okay, you're going to live here. This is going to be your primary residence. All right, cool. But if you're like, I, you have to like declare that you are, hey, I fully plan to make money with this house. They're like, oh, why I ought to? And they make your life horrible.

The end. But for renting. Okay. Grunk. What part of the process? is so thus far has been really fucking like you're like like like i went to get a tour on a house and literally they're like had me inputting my past two months income yeah yeah yeah but that makes sense because they don't want you defaulting on a pay up they're gonna well yeah it's just like

go ahead um it's just annoying it's like let me look at the house i don't even know if i want it yet oh they didn't even let you look at the house they want to see your income first that's not damn that's damn yeah it's just they don't want to waste that one goodbye they don't trust the young they don't trust young. Today I got on the phone with a promising mistress and I think promising miscarriage.

I think we have right there. That's the one. Yeah, we have a tour next or two weeks from now, I think. That's big.

That's big. That'll be at home. Yeah, full disclosure. Yeah, they're going to need kind of like pay stubs of the past two months

from pretty much everyone is going to be there. Yeah. A lot of personal information. What if we don't have income because we are not working? Well, then they're not going to give it.

How are you going to afford a house? Hold on. Are your friends taking out student loans to help pay for that? I think that. Because that's usually what the college experience is about taking out loans and then paying that way. And obviously, once we move in, we'll get jobs. Can you pay like the first six months in full or something? That's a lot of money for a college student, even if there's like four of them. It's a lot. I know Grunx's got that game or so's money. He's got that game of ourselves money. Grung should not be fronting you. You should not. It's not being for everyone else, too. Not by himself.

That's what we're saying. That would be stupid. But what you're trying to say is like if it's to secure the house and you're able to make an agreement where you're friends and you sign something with each other. And I'm sure my pay your back. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. They support me. They support your college endeavors.

I mean, this is like a, it's like a fun life experience of having to call up all these, I guess, land, ladies, landlords, perfect mistress. She's for your. Perfect. Perfect. I'd rather not do all this. It's not fun, it's not fun, but it's something that you have to do. It'll pay off. Oh, yeah.

You're trying to do more than one person? Yeah, dude, we reached out to six houses, like, a few days ago, and they all got back to me, like, and literally were like, yeah, we can do a tour literally tomorrow. And it's like, they're so short notice. Like, give me a week or something. No, you can request. That's just. They want to move you in. They want to move you in.

Yeah, they're desperate to make them. They move fast. Yeah. And I didn't know that. You should be happy that that's actually how it is. But I don't want. want to move in yet. I wouldn't really like at the end of the summer.

Oh, then you should stop. Yeah, don't look now yet. Every house you look at now is going to be gone by the time it's the end of summer. Yeah. They're going to be like, brung. What? But all the houses will be gone whenever it's time for summer when classes are back. Yes and no.

Yes and no. Look. Okay. If you were to be a dumb college student for a second, if you go home from college and then now you're getting ready to start the semester. When is your semester start? In September? August, yeah.

August, okay, if it starts in August, everyone's going to be looking in July. Look in June. Look a month in advance even beyond that. You know what I'm saying? So look, you're talking five months from now when you're basically going back. You're looking way too ahead.

Honestly, I would say... All the options are going to go away and then we'll be left. No, no, no. I would say, options are going to open up. Nick, I would say, honest to God, if you try to call someone two months before you want to rent a place, they're not going to take you as...

That's not true. No, the only reason why it is... Sometimes the moving dates are listed, like the houses are listed in June, but the moving date is like August. Yes. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, for certain ones, but... You call it up and you're like, hey, look, I'm looking to move in at this time. Will the house be available then?

You know, and they're not going to secure a spot for you. They're not going to lease the house out for six months to someone. You're not special. They're going to give it to someone who's going to give them the most money. You know what I'm saying? So, like, you're trying to lock in something that they will never wait for you on. They don't care about it. Oh, but that just leads to...

more stress, dude. It's actually crazy because like one of our like it's mostly our parents that are stressing the fudge out. Like not in my parents, but like my friend's parents and not what you say,

you say, you say hop off, Ma. How are they pressing? How are they pressing? I had six promising mistresses. You're like, you guys aren't going to get a house.

What did you say? They're worried that we aren't going to get a house. So they're just like sleeping on you because you guys are cautions? Have they ever heard of Zillow? That's what were you? Yeah, I mean Look up Redfin, look at Zillow, like

Y'all are chilling It's not that bad I literally within Within a month I bought my first house Like from start to finish Wow Yeah

It's just like a matter of location though And like all that Because we have to be close to campus Yeah Yeah That's the main issue Because like we gotta be close enough Your competition is other students

That are in your same position So if you can get ahead of them You can get ahead of pretty much Which is what I'm doing right now Who's trying to buy those houses make up a scheme to lower their income. The house. I'll tell you this as well.

Ciphon their gasoline out of their cars. The first house that you find that you think is perfect, you probably won't get it. And then you'll find another one that's your also think it's pretty much. You will 100% come across one. You're like, this is it. This is the fucking one. And I hope it's not this one right here right now. But then you're not going to get it.

You'll find another one. They come and go like. That is so insane. Especially during the summer. It's loose. like relationships. Like you see one you're like oh I'm in love with his house. Just don't get attached to anything until you're like actually secured

you know. Listen, listen this is what Isaac said in the time. This is one of the realest things Isaac Wise ever said to me my entire life. Isaac Wise said real shit. Yeah, sometimes. Surprising. Sometimes you do and this on occasion maybe. Like once in a blue moon I'd say. Yeah.

Like you olded in your wise. I've never seen the moon fucking blue. I have never seen the moon blue. It's, uh, Isaac said this, right? I was going through my first ever breakup. He said, yo, Nick, look, she was a dollar, okay? And look, think of it like money. A dollar, you got $10, you got $100.

So she could be your first girlfriend, but there's always another dollar that you can step up to. And there's always, you got to go for the $100. So through life. I mean, something like this, Isaac, you basically, you basically are saying, don't, don't, don't be too upset about it because there's more people and there's more. And, you know, I basically said that dating is like the, you started the $1 bill. You break up. You get the $5 bill.

Eventually you're going to get to like the $50 bill. That's the $50 bill. Or the $100 bill. Hey, Nick, your first girlfriend, she was like a burrito supreme from Taco Bell. Pacea from Cabo Bob. And then the next girlfriend was a PlayStation 1. Double stir. No, I hate Chipotle.

Chipotle sucks. What I'm out. Wait a little. Wait, hold up. Tanner. Would you love Chipoli if you had a creator card that you can go there and get free burritos anytime you wanted? No, I wouldn't actually. I'd hate that shit because you know what?

I ordered a bowl and I don't even think they seasoned any of the chicken. The rice that had no cilantro in it. The rice was hard. Like, they didn't even cook the rice. There was no vegetables when I asked for vegetables. There was no, the guacamole was brown when I opened it. Dude, Isaac's one order that he had when he ordered that one night was unbelievably. You cannot top that.

He had like an entire order and they gave him like cream cheese and beer. Well, let me tell you what I ordered. Okay, yeah, go. Okay. All right, so I ordered it was a double steak bowl with like, you know, you got the white rice. You have some black beans. That's an expensive bowl by default. That's like over 20.

Yeah, yeah. This was like on DoorDash like a $24. Oh. Imagine being the DoorDash person that has to review this order. You take a picture and you're like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. I mean, if they opened it, they would have probably drove back to the store and slapped the fucking Chipotle worker because what's the fuck. Explain what happened in your bowl.

So, yeah, I order like, you got the guacamole. Again, that's more money, the cheese, you know, everything. So it comes and, you know, I don't like eat the food immediately because I don't know why. I really, I can't explain it. You do it every night. You do it. You get the food. You let it.

You get the fridge. You play games and then you're like, all right. Yeah, I don't even look at it. I put in the fridge. I take it out to eat it. And I'm hungry A F right now. So I'm in a very vulnerable state. I open this and I swear to God, if this Chipotle bowl.

looked like a Bukaki porn star. They didn't put any cheese on it, any guacamole. It was steak, like two grains of rice, pinto beans, and like the biggest handful of sour cream slapped on my shit.

They hate you. They didn't even put sour cream on my ass for it, dude. I looked at it in my mind, I just, I didn't even know what I feel like I was someone else. I'm going to get a picture. I can send it. We can put it on the screen right here. I can't find it right now. I don't like their sour cream and I don't like when it gets all hot because it's been with the whole

It gets really hot, yeah. And then the cheese gets congealed and it's like hard cheese. Yeah. And then anything that's on top of the cheese gets picked up because they all sticks together. It's like a morning. And then the rice is all dry because it actually didn't even get hit. Yeah. You know, it honestly depends on like the location though because I've had some incredible Chipotle.

Yeah. No. Oh yeah. Over and over and over. Vegas had incredible Chipoli. I don't remember which one I went to all the time bro. They didn't mess up one time. It was like two years. It was perfect. Can I tell you my mess up order I had with a wing stop? I ordered I ordered lemon pepper like 10 like 15 piece of lemon peppers. I was a hungry machine, dude. I was ready to eat. I was ready to eat. I was like I didn't eat all day. I worked out and I was hungry. Then I got a sprite. You're like, you know, I'm going to spoil myself. Give me a large sprite. You know what all they gave me? I go outside. It's a big

giant bag. I'm like, oh, thank God. I pick it up. I'm like, well, that's a little light. I go I was like okay no drink either I'm like that's cool I go into the kitchen I'm like all right here's all my stuff I remember this

I was here this I open up the goddamn box I see not 10 not 15 lemon pepper wings but three boneless buffalo wings and that's all I got no fries either I would be so sad

however you show it would be you're like yoby yoby you'll be come here look what usually you're like I've got on his

15 wings over this under this, you're like, look at me the gay feet. I was like, bro, no way. Oh, I got $30 back. I got $30 back. There's been two times where I've been on the opposite receiving end where like, so I'm sure what happened with you is they picked up two orders from Winkstop

and got the house. It's confused because that's happened to me. Yeah. Where there's been. Who ordered three boneless buffalo wing? Dude, I don't know. He was hungry. It's like midnight.

But listen. I've been on the receiving end of like full family meals that I did not order twice. Last time it happened, it was at this house. I got Popeyes. And I ordered just like their like three piece bone in, like their traditional chicken, whatever, like the thigh and the rest of the drum. And I think I got like mac of cheese and a drink. And it comes to the biscuit. Bro, I'm telling you, they ordered a box of fucking biscuits.

They had two chicken meals. They got their dessert. It was like a cinnamon. bond cake thing and two drinks. And I felt bad receiving it. I was like, bro, what do I do with all this food? Dude, you should... Honestly, God, the best part about the DoorDash is that you could be like,

I got someone else's order. I don't even know whose order this is. They give you all of your money back and you keep like 10x food. That's the thing. You can't give the food back because you already like had it in your possession. That might be against like policy or whatever. As soon as they click delivered, it's delivered. So you can't give it back.

So that's your food. And then you're also like, hey, maybe I ordered half of this, but you don't need to know that. I didn't get any of my actual food. So I just got $40 worth of food for free. And $20 back. Yeah. Does a dasher get anything?

Like, do they not get anything like that? But I mean, like, do they get a slap on the wrist? Spank on a butt. Is if, um, they steal it. Well, no. I forget what you have to say. Yomi, remember the scary experience you had with the door dasher? you were freaked out

you were freaked out yes it was like two nights ago yeah Nick was scared too I ordered some food and um like I wait until the like until it says like delivered to like order complete because you know they have to take a photo

because I do like a contact list delivery and then after it's like order complete they take a photo I wait like a minute or two so they're gone by the time I like open the door to like grab my food and stuff and it's late it's like 1 a.m. And I like open

the door and I looked outside to see if I could see his car there and there was like no brake lights on no headlights on and you know when they step out of the car just to drop off the food they don't turn off their car usually they just leave it running and they just drop it off and they just hop back in and so I was like okay he already drove off because it had been two minutes dude I'm fully like step out on the front porch grab like bend down grab the food and like I don't like turn around to walk in the house I like back into the house and like as I'm backing in and like closing the door I see him like standing at the end of our fucking like walkway to our house like this and all I see is like a hat in the fucking dark like the light from like the street shining off of his hat just looking at me and I'm like what the fuck is this guy doing and just shut the door and like as I'm shutting it I see him turn around to leave and I'm like why did he wait to see me

like grab the food? He was standing there for like two minutes straight yes that's scary you got it bro you got it like well like he like turned his whole car off and he just like and he didn't say anything

you got like Willie scared because after our hour you did get Willie scared he was scared to leave shot And I was like, I'm like, y'all need to walk me. Yeah, it was like a dangerous part of town. We had to walk him out to his car. You had to walk him out.

He got scared. We were like, what if he's like, what if he's like over the door like this? We were making jokes as you were driving away. I made a joke that he was in the tree, like hugging one of the branches looking down to us. Exactly. Yeah, exactly like that. I couldn't find the picture of the control label, Isaac, because I don't think you ever actually took one. I did.

I didn't. I have somewhere. I just have to come. The reason, hold on, sorry, the reason I thought that was weird with that guy is because I just saw a video on Twitter, like, the day before that happened of like these weird DoorDash horror stories where people lie. Like the delivery drivers lie. They'll like put them, they'll put a female name or something. And it's actually a man like they always do a fake name.

Like they always do it. Or yeah, they'll do something really weird. That's really, really deranged, dude. Yeah. It's scary. I thought you had to submit your ID. Like, what? It's, oh, maybe it's not the drive.

Maybe it's the other side. Maybe it's the customer who's putting in the fake name. Somebody's putting in a fake name, and it's like men who are trying to pretend to be a woman, and then they're like trying to, like, I don't know what they're trying to do. Weird shit. I'll think Blake's a very feminine name. You never know. Blake lively.

I like texting my door dachers. I actually do. I like messaging them. I like start a conversation off and they're like, because it was like running a little bit behind. I was like, hey. And they're like, sorry. I'm trying to get the order.

I'm so sorry. I was like, oh, no, don't worry. I'm still in a comp game in Overwatch. And then I was like, I was like, so what are you doing? And then they're like, your order's been dropped off.

They never like respond to me. I'm like, come on, man. What are you doing? What are you doing? Send me a Deadpool meme of him running with a McDonald's bag saying,

I have your food in all impact text. I sent one back. I got the Forrest Gump one. With him running down the street. Oh, what is you running from? to deliver your thing. He's like running in the street with it.

Yeah. There was one time, because I always feel like an asshole and I, like, don't ask food because I just, I feel like I shouldn't do it. But there's this one time

this guy messaged me. And I left like a normal tip, like what I would normally do. And it's like not a crazy amount. And then he was like, he left a message. He was like, your food has been dropped off.

Thank you so much for the opportunity to like give me a tip or something like that. I was like, damn. Like, this is sad. This guy's like, making me feel all crazy.

I don't know if it was me or not. It was one of you guys. like a, it was like a cute little note that was like, oh yeah, whoever was driving. Somebody ordered Chinese food and they left like, I hope you enjoy your food. Oh, it was me. It was me. It was like a nice little, it was like art too. They drew on it. Yeah. I think it's in our fridge. I think it is still. It was on our fridge. They, uh, they said like, Hey, Isaac, thank you so much for ordering. We give you like three more, uh, egg rolls. Uh, thank you for love. No, it wasn't much love. People are just too nice, dude. It was the driver. It was a driver. Oh, I got a, I got a know from.

this Chinese place I ordered from. They were sweet. I don't know about a driver note. They're all too nice. It's rare that I've had like a mean or bad driver or anything. I have not had a single one I don't think yet. Thank God. Somebody did steal my food once in light about it, but... Oh, that's evil. Well, I was in Vegas.

No, that was here, a jack-in-the-box. They're like... No, who's... Who's stealing jack-in-the-box? No, Jack-in-the-box is so bad. I hate it. I don't even know why I eat it. But another driver came through the drive-thru, and he called me while he was at the window, and they were like, yeah they said they already picked somebody already picked up your food and I had

watched a driver go there and then leave in the opposite direction and I was like I'm well I never got it oh remember that we were watching um what was that movie uh the one the one with damn damn virgin something virgin for your old virgin yeah we're watching that and then uh yeah

I remember because the guy who picked it up was Spanish and I was like what did I say I don't remember damn it's like going out of my mind Damn. Damn. I don't remember, but we were watching that. I went to go get a slice of pizza at like 2 a.m. on my own.

And I was skating there. And I was driving past, or not driving, I was skating past the church. And then I didn't realize, but there was this homeless lady there. And she literally, as soon as I got like right into vision of her, she was like, get away from me. And I was like, I literally like, I jumped out of my. skin. I was like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. And then I crossed the road and just went on my way, but she was like, oh,

sorry, I was talking on the phone and I'm like, you're crazy. Like, it was literally like so loud. I don't think I've ever gotten more scared like that ever. It was so, you have like F-duck stories too. You have like the worst stories. It is scary. I got my pizza.

I feel like we'd have worse stories if we actually went out like grunk does. Like if we went to like six Like every weekend or something like that. Dude. I went, when we went to 6th Street to watch like a comedy show, I saw like some guy eating Cheetos off the ground. It was pretty chill.

It was like a pile of Cheetos. And they're like, nice. That homeless lady was following us around. I did not feel okay. Yeah, I was scared. Dude, don't six three.

She was like almost naked. Yeah, she was scared. She was almost naked. I didn't want to like do anything. I want to go home, play a video game and go to sleep. Yeah.

And that was really weird. It was like, you know how you're like having a conversation with somebody and you're standing like two feet apart. She was just like walking in between people who were like doing that. She like would stand there for two seconds. No room. She would like be in her face like

do that. Dude, I don't know you. Around here. You don't wait for around here. You like, you can start to remember the homeless people and like there's this one guy. He's like, we call him the wizard because he literally walks around with like a cape slash blank at all times. And he's like, chill as hell.

And he'll stand on the sidewalk and just go like, like he's solving a equation. in the sky and it's like, it's spectacular. Oh, my God. Oh, my. I gave him a cookie. I literally got, I gave him a cookie and he was like, is this late with anything? And I was like, nope, there's just a cookie. He's like, thank you. He just said thank you. Oh, we have like a, uh, go ahead. We have like a town hero in our town. Um, I can't remember his name, but he dresses like a pimp. He wears like all purple. He has a big purple hat with a feather and

he has a cane. Leopard. Like, yeah, it is. No, it's actually really. Yeah, it looks exactly like that. But the thing is, every. He's famous. He's a town hero because he doesn't have like any women. He doesn't have any girls. So he just like walks around and he like buys things for people. He's like actually crazy. He's literally a town hero.

Not here, right? No, it's in my hometown. Oh, he's just like he's the town pimp. I've never seen a town pimp here. No, no,

no, no, the town pimp, but he doesn't have any girls. He just walks around. He's like, town pimp, but he's just like really nice.

He's chill. Yeah, he's like really helpful. He was helpful. He's like bringing groceries from people. No, that's real. Oh,

It was awesome. Where I grew up, there was a guy who was homeless, but for some reason he had a motorcycle, and he would literally lay down and sleep on a bench, and he would just stay there all day, and sometimes he'd break dance, and then other times he would just sit there, and he would turn on the motorcycle on the sidewalk,

and you just go, and then you'd start dancing, and then you'd take another nap, and that was it. He just lived there. Nice. It was pretty cool. We should bring these people on, dude.

We should. I'll bring my town tip up. I'll bring the Pamp, bring the guy, bring the, bring the, bring the, see what happens, like, just let them, like, lead the podcast. Yeah, I'll sit back like this, like, yeah, it's, no, dude, we're not even in the podcast.

We're just, like, monitoring. We're, like, making sure everything's okay, but they're sitting in our set of them and you're like, I come in, you guys need water or anything. You know, lemonade and jetties. Get away from me! Get away from me! That would be such a good podcast idea

where you, like, bring on guests and they're, like, quirky and fun, and you just let them take charge of the podcast. You're just talking. Like, you are such a good conversation, like, conversationist. Well, obviously you're... I don't think it's... We shouldn't do it at this house.

We shouldn't do it. We should do it like in a building or something. Yeah, like on the school location. An abandoned warehouse. We should do an abandoned warehouse with like one fan. The echo is really bad. Like, like, blowing the light every now. Whoa.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, being a light bulb. Mm-hmm. That'd be so much fun. Just like listening to what they want to randomly talk about. Dude, there's a rat the size of a shoe in our garage. Can I say that?

Yeah. It's the size of a loafer, and I saw it when I opened the door to go get a glass of milk and some applesauce, I see it go like a herd, but it was one rat, and it was huge. It was like this big. And I screamed. I swear to God, he's the size of like a clown shoe. He's really big. It's the brown shofer rat. That's what we, the brown shoe rat.

I'm actually right after this podcast, I think I'm going to go to the store and get some mouse traps. I think I'm going to go. He poops a lot, so he's getting fed. Dude, he's getting easy. He's eating. I think we're going to see him walking around with like a newspaper. but like, yeah, how you guys are doing? Well, I told Larry yesterday when he had the camera out, I was like, bro,

like I've seen a trash bag, like there's no trash bag in the garage. Then I see a trash bag get put in the garage. And then an hour later, I see a hole this big in the trash bag in the garage. And I'm like, bro, he's making his way into every that. Dude, I think he's living in the plushies that are in there. I think he's just living. I hope he's not. I hope he's not either.

I say we gas the whole thing out. Do you have just this green fog? It seems in our rooms. Give him like edible gummies and then he's going to be walking around. Wait. Oh, no, we did. We did have an idea to give him like a bunch of edibles. So he's just like standing on his hind legs in the middle of the garage like out of his mind high.

He's like cooking like gamer soups. He's like. Yeah. He's like, look and do the back like. Yeah. And Larry. Hey Larry. Yeah.

Yeah, that garage is actually kind of scary. I'm, dude, I got gloves. I want to go in there and just, I want to clean it all out. And you get rid of all that garbage. Need to get rid of it off. And poop. And poop. And a rat.

Actually, if I see the rat, I'm going to, like, train him. I'm going to keep them. Oh. Yeah, I'm going to keep them. To hide. Yeah. Trade him to hide. Funny.

It's really funny. It's really funny to see, like, imagine the cat when we open the door. And he's like, behind the tire. And he's like, whew. Please. All right, let's go. Dude, what if it's more than one? Dude, it's probably a whole family.

It is 100%. That was probably, that was like Papa Red. That was Papa. Usually they're not alone, right? Yeah. No, they come in packs. Yeah. Yeah, ever watch Ratatoui?

Mm-hmm. One and then they call the whole herd. Yep. Right when you said that, I imagine the chandelier. Imagine the sandalier fall. And then it just falls through. And I have our garage is a convention for them. It's literally a con for these rats.

They come in. They're like, Oh, my. Rat con. A new track came in, everybody come through, come through. He's like, it's like at the front, like, by the garage

doors, cheese. I don't have any cheese on me. I get the file out of here. Yeah, there's like a bouncing. There's a line of rats. Like, you're not on the list. I was on the list. I heard he got Papa Johns tonight. What do you have on the menu? I have a chick-flake sauce

packet. I got a some fire sauce. A burrito. A burrito. I have a burrito in his bag I'll take the burrito with the Jake Felice house Alright here you go

No, no, never mind, it's already out Some guy already ate it What else we got here? We got Skittles We got airheads Nurt's closer I love him I'm gonna find him

You should find him You should put him on your head And see if he pulls your hair Purs your hair Purs Lake hands Ah Ah, he'll make me do that.

It's probably underneath your head. Take up your head. It's like, there's like four. Come on. Did I all come out of my death? The rats holding that mic right there. She's like, The tip picks up my desk, like,

F. You're the rat the whole time. All my whole operation to be set up on rats. My whole operation and have a rat. operation and have a rat factory. Let's start domesticating rats. Yeah, let's actually take him in.

I saw a homeless guy teach him tricks. Like he'd like play fetch and he'd like make him run over to him. And then he'd like grab onto his like finger and he like make him do a flip. Have you seen the the homeless guy who has like a fly on a string? Yeah. He's like, I domesticated a fly, bro. It's actually insane.

It lies so interestingly. It's like a very unnatural. How do they do that? I'm really a natural. I don't know what he did. I think he made it fall asleep. Yeah, he put it asleep. There's another guy on TikTok who taught a fly,

I think it was a fly or a bee or something, to like, um, to like walk a certain way, like walk, like go here and it'll walk to it. It wouldn't fly, it would just like walk normally to it. And then it'll stop until it's given another command. It's like, all right, walk this way, he'll tap there. It's insane. Dude, these people are the smartest people alive.

Like, they know if they're bored. They just be like, rats and mice and they're just, that's what I want to do with my idea, I guess. If I ever disappear, you can just find me like training in my little army of like creatures in the woods. Dude, just doing some. It's pretty sweet. It's chill.

That would be kind of chill. What was the idea that we had recently about 40,000 ants or 20,000 ants? 10,000 ants. Oh, 10,000 and. Fuck, dude. No, that was me. That was me and I remember. I remember,

oh, yeah, 10. That was not that much. Ken, you seem like so checked out, but I think you heard every word. I heard every single word. You said something about 10,000 ants.

No, I actually don't remember. It was just 10,000 ants the movie. I was like, what if we made? Oh, yeah. That's right. It was a, it was a Quinn Tarantino movie.

It was the first one we watched. Once upon a time in Hollywood, but we did not make a movie called 10,000. Yeah, we're like, Quintarantan, 10,000. No presents 10,000 ants. Would you watch it?

I don't remember any of the plot we had, but I don't remember. I would make a movie called 10,000 ants and I wouldn't, I wouldn't. We have a lot of scripts, by the way. If there's any, uh, any sort of director that wants to pick up a script or some sort of writing, we have a lot of those. Got a lot of million dollar ideas. Scary comedy movies.

Yep. Yeah. We got like all types of like, you know, sad movies. We got action movies that are on the line. So let us know. We'll write something like that movie production. Larry Tanner and I could make the next scary movie. Like the scary movie series.

No, absolutely. Because the bits we're thinking of as we're watching scary movie. Remember the cabinet bit? No, dude. We weren't even watching. We were watching, was it actual, an actual scary movie? The Conjuring. We're watching the camera in the first one.

An actual scary movie and we could come up with bits. We were like thinking of scary movie bits like what would happen to scary movie if this was scary movie. And there's this girl who was like she had bruises on her face for some reason. And she was looking in the medicine cabinet. She opened it and closed it. And we're thinking, what if every time she closed it, there was more. And she had like a genuine reaction to. Oh.

And then she would like open it to get more medicine and close it. And there's like more. She's like, no. Okay. To be fair, most of our bits tend to be like that. There's like one thing. getting either bigger, brighter, it's very pitiful. It's kind of like that, it's like that one scene where the

police officer has the hat. The hat gets bigger and bigger. Yeah, it's like all that stuff. Or like when what was it like the eight mile parody when he would be like thrown off the window and he'll get up immediately like, I'm done man. He gets thrown out of the glass of the window. He's like, man, I'm done. All right. I'd love to make a movie.

I love to make a movie. 10,000 likes on this. We'll make a movie. 10,000 likes. I'll make a movie on lean. We'll make a movie on lean. We'll make it about lean. We all got to drink lean. Right.

Thank you guys. I hope you enjoyed this week's episode of the group chat podcast. We're approaching kind of a closing of a chapter here. We are. We actually, we are. If anything, this is the last podcast ever and you'll never see us again. Well, maybe not. 10.

Episode 10's coming up and we're excited for it. 10 is going to be big milestone. 10's going to be nuts. Big milestone. Yeah, season one's coming to a close. Season two is going to be all... Wait, hang on. Yeah.

Sparkly. 100. Damn. Whoa. That's tough. It says O-O-1, but that's so cool. Yeah. It's going to be flipped in that.

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