#95 - Turning Into a Wall While High...
00:04Everybody.Welcome.Welcome.Welcome back to the Group chat podcast.Welcome back.Welcome back to the Group chat podcast.I got A-Doh.I got A-Dug.
00:17Larry, Willie,yummy.I'm not Big T, but I'll still take an Isaac.Nah.You killed it.If you could have ordered differently,you could have rhymed it.I try it.
00:29I don't know.It's called freestyling.You know, off the whim.It's called freestyling.It's what the creatives do.It's what the creatives do.Oh, okay.Yeah.
00:36What does this is?This is episode 98.Oh, the last fucking one.I'll tell you that much.Oh, wait.Welcome to episode 98.95.99.
00:45Or 94 or 94 or 900.100?No, not yet.Yeah.It is.All right, guys.I say something funny.Yeah, of course.
00:54I never eat on the podcast ever.I have a chicken wrap here.Last stream I did, they were like,do you please get people to stop eating on the podcast?I was like, oh,yeah for sure i'll make sure it doesn't happen anymore i know that can be annoying i come right backi'm eating on a bad podcast what is so annoying about eating on a podcast if you're not talkingwith your mouthful and you can't hear them chewing what does it matter you're just sitting there
01:19participating yeah you wish they could be eating fat pig slob that's i just think i just think that youguys don't like watching someone eat yeah yeah that's probably it absolutely no issue watchingyummy eat aren't you well that's you kind of looks you kind of looks awesome you werelisten Nick listen Nick listen people come to this podcast to hear you talking and you literallysit there for 30 minutes eating like that's is literally a thing that happens okay I have an ideathat's that's it's record this podcast at six in the morning let's do that I'm down I can do thathow does I fix it that no that I won't eat in the morning because I'm fasting stillokay Jesus I'll fix it I'll raise you I'll fix all the
01:56sleep schedules even because we're still up.You know, walk on water45 minutes into?And I don't have to eat becauseI'm turning water into wine.I'm literally feeding 50,000 peoplefull of red through walls.A single stone
02:07shall be cast against me either, socan we justjump straight into the topic?No,yeah, also,code group.Yeah,tips it off, banger.
02:18I'm drinking blood tonight.Code group,this is the blood I'm drinking.What drop is today?What drop is today?Oh,is like smoke shop2420 or something.
02:25Is season to season.episode one.Episode one, it's called the Smoke Show.And dude, she's smoking hot.It's literally a firefighter.It's a firefighter wifu.She's so hot.Whoa, she's a BBW.
02:37Wait, is she a BBW?I mean, I look here and boost you.Hold on.Big beautiful woman.Oh my.She kind of is.Yeah, she is.Well, maybe.
02:46Maybe in a way.You found out live here, people.Isaac likes a big.Bbbbbbubes.Bbbble.Double.Dude, what a blub.What a bled.
02:56It looks so good and I'm excited dude the GamerSupp shirts are genuinely so comfortable if you guys have not ever really worn oneThey are some of the most breathable shirtsListen I'm the workout in I will not I will not I'll be a hundred percent honest because I'm a huge stigler for the wayThings fit on me they fit incredibleSo good incredible dude so good they did that on purpose by the way I don't know if you know mr. Gamer subsHe loves the gym so he wanted to work out in shirtsBreatbable clothes bro gym clothes are so goodThey're so, so, so, so.
03:27I think I live in gym clothes because they just let me breathe.They let my thighs breathe.I do.I do live in underwear.That's so perfect.But listen.Listen.I'm like reminiscing me when I was like younger.
03:38Do you nice to walk around?Oh, yummy.My BB gun on my diaper.You run around with your fucking underwear, dude.I run around my underwear.I'm like snick at us.You're like, he's 24.I'm 24.
03:50I still do it.I never left it.Mm-hmm.No, listen, I'm glad.I'm glad you're comfortable enough in this houseto run around with underwear.Dude, I'm comfortable enough to getcompletely naked and just wear socks.
04:00He did. I saw his big beautiful ass today.My big beautiful.Yeah, right before the podcast?Let me just vote Yomi for president.Look at him, dude.I'll fucking...Yeah, he looks like...In their hands.
04:08He looks like George Washington.For the listeners, I can't.I actually will shave my head haul.Dude, I'm like one week away from doing it.I'm not gonna lie.You did that, the spark went away.Put it back.No, put it back.
04:17Yeah, actually, we need that triangle.With the giant triangle.Do a one-inch buzz.He has, so, yummy has a comaright now. He looks like a youngReagan. Like a young Reagan.I think you're going to say Ray.A Reagan. A Ray. He looks like a young
04:29Jerry Allen in his front. Young Jerry Allen.Look at him. He looked good.He has a perfect triangle.He has a perfect angle.Look at that.Oh my gosh. It's so cute.What? His camera like messed up.Cute little banana.
04:42I don't know. What is wrong with my hair?Why does it want to do that? Like, what the fuck?It's just natural.It's just natural.The worst or the best thing ever.Depending on a, you should get like a curly brown.guy right here. He needs to go away.He doesn't have like super, super straight hair that it like, because I don't know if you
05:00know this, but like Asians have like, like, really, really straight hair.Like, it actually like poke goes like this way.Yeah. Have you seen? Have you seen the terms they do? I'd rather have that.We were in, we were in Japan. There's apparently like a lot of backlash against it,but they will, um, literally get their hair perm to be like, uh, so insanely curly.like really dude they had full froze yeah they're doing dreads and shit reds andoh my god remember when we were at that one shop in japan and that guy had face tattoos and everythinghe was so chill he was younger yakuzzo's chill yeah it was at that one place that we spent like
05:37a long time with you izac and you're in the back room remember uh it was in shibuya referenceno i wasn't there i wasn't there you were you were buying clothes in there was in shibuyabro oh and that red there was like a red light and we were in a district and then izik wentthat weird building.Yeah,when that weird building did come out for four days.I got my,you know,
05:54I was talking about a guy back there,guy.It was crazy on guy.Really?Right of that,right of that.Dude,he just left Isaac for four days.
06:02Do you remember when,like,dude,I was drunk and you,like, told me to walk down the alleywayand you put a camera in my mouthand I just kept walkinguntil I had to find you guys.
06:08I have a picture of you sitting on the,on the curb,drunk as fuck.And like,you were just sitting with,well,I can't show because Isaac's face was on there.No!
06:17But you were just sitting on the curband you look like a worker because you were like this.You were like head down, arms crossed, and just like, you look fucked up.Dude, that's what happens.Tanner does not know his limit at all.Yeah, I do.I go far off the board, dude.I think Tanner just trust everyone around him.
06:35No, I don't do that anymore.I do trust everybody, but I don't do that anymore.I can't even finish like a soju anymore because it just makes my tummy feel bad.Everything makes my tummy feel bad right now.He's so cute.He's so cute.Yeah, now I'm cute.all have ibs
06:50this is truethis is truethatbitch is got ibthis is trueyes sirwhy isn't that a club songall the bad
06:59bitches got an ibsyeahautoit's like an itemoh the badbitch wouldn't haveshake your assall the bad
07:06this has got a GPSall these badbitches got a GPSdudeI want to bring backbecause there was aconversation last nighton the drill on the topic of
07:16drugs and it was that it was the story that yummy had told already on the podcast of when hisfriend was trying to find him and there was yummy and his friend in a room.I'm talking about that on the podcast.I'm pretty sure you've had.I think you did.I don't know.I don't think you did.If you haven't, can you please retell it just for the one time?
07:35Can you even read that story?I can't tell you that story, but I'll tell you the story about how he turned into a wall.Yeah.Yeah.I want to hear the wall one.So.I guess this is a good story.So I had a friend in high school
07:50who ended up going to collegeand he spoke Salvia three timesand out of the three timesyou wouldn't believe it,two of those times he turned into a walland he thought he was going to be a wallfor the rest of his lifefor like the rest of eternity actually
08:03like he had no more lifeand he was a wall forever.And then it was like the first timeI think he had a good timethe second time he turned to a walland he was like oh what the fuckthat was weird.I guess I'll just try it again
08:13and then he turned it to a wall againand then he was like, okayI've never spoken this drug ever for the rest of my life.I was like, what if you were like in an alleyand you were like the brick wall?Yeah.A club and you're like, there was a line in front of youand you're like, fuck, dude.
08:27I wish I could just walk in that line right there.But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Larry,you know those movies like, like Rambo when it's like a shotand then someone opens their eyesand he was like covered in camo all along all today?Imagine he was like completely painted brick.And that's how he found out.He like opens his eyes.
08:43He's just a brick wall.brick pattern, he's like,yeah, he's like,fuck,I'm a wall.It's so funny to think aboutbecause I wonder if it was like his subconsciouslike the last time if he was like,
08:54oh man,I hope I don't turn it to a wall again.He just thought about it.It turns it to a wall.He was like,don't think about turning into a wall.Was he stuck like this?What was he doing?
09:05I don't know physically what he looked like,but like I'm pretty sure he was probably just like this.Like just standing still.I like him out.He's just like actually like,Pretending to feel noI wasn't with him when this happenedThis is when he went off to college
09:18Oh, that's crazySo crazy, dudeThat's that shit dudeWhen I see people trip off of aGo to you know what homeworkGo to YouTube search upTrying Salvia for the first timeAnd then people just go
09:30They flailThey're just like squealingDude, it's crazyThere was a guyYeah, don't do itDon't do itDon't do itWhy does it exist then if it's like a horse
09:43horrible experience. It's like the worst thing ever.Well, it's actually,no, it's almost guaranteedto give you a bad time. Like, almost everybodywho does it has a horrible time.So then why do they make it? I mean, why do people dodo heroin meth? Yeah, it makes it high.But then it turned out to be horrible.
09:58There's like, there's,you can feel good off Salvia, but like,I was gonna say there's some people up there.You know those groups that they do where like, they make a groupof people and they play like all theseinstruments around me? They have one person who's likeholding you or some shit.It's like a whole thing. I'm pretty sure you have to like
10:13contact,somebody to do that stuff. You're talking about when you go down toSouth America with the shamans and do5MEO team? Not that,but it's kind of like that. It's kind oflike that. It's kind of like that. It's onYouTube. What do they do? Do they like try and makesure that you have a good time? Yeah, but
10:27it doesn't, it never looks like it worksbecause there was a guy who was on the beachand the sand. He was grabbingthe sand and he was likeDuh!He was watching the sand drop.He was watching the sand drop and shitand he was just like freaking the fuck out.
10:43was like for five minutes and then after they was like okay I'm back that's that's what they dofive MEODMT which is it's like the same thing no it's completely different it's like the that's thethat's the poisonous frog like it's toad venom that's yeah it's secret it onto the glass andthen they yeah it dries and they peel it off yeah yeah you're right you're absolutely right actuallyyeah that is insane how do they how do people even think of that stuff like how look it just getsso bored I feel like it just so bored that they're likethat some of the stuff from right i've heard is like all south america there's some mexicanshit out there that people take out in the plants and they take it from the plants to try it out
11:22and if i can go to fucking mars that's because the frog is in south america oh yeah that's truesouth americans i just the poison is that what that is it's not uh it's a type of poisonousi don't think it's a poison dark frog though okay it's uh it's like a whole it looks kind ofcool let me look up the picture of this frog he has like he has like gross pimples all over its backGrung, I know you go tothese house shows and shit. Has there beenlike a crazy drug story?Like this like wild bananas
11:50experience for you?For me? Yeah.Nothing.No, no one really does the hardat these places.Oh, that's chill then.Everyone just like drinks and smoketo my knowledge.
12:05Oh, that's, dude.If I would do Molly and Coke.Well, yeah.There's probably something that, but I haven't seenanything.that's more a raisin-ishdrunk what are they doing it likeyou look away for one second
12:16they goI'd have no ideaI wouldn't even knowbecause I looked awayyeahwhat if they're doing linesup your headand you don't even know
12:25that would be chillI'd be in supportI'd do this for someoneI'd literally do thisyou're so kindI put a line onI let someone sort off my fingersokay
12:36okayI thought the wall was funnybut umme.I went to a showI went to a show onSaturday nightand it was literally
12:50at a warehousejust like in ain some placeand it was at a warehouseand likegoththat's got that'smost
12:56it was like black metaldeath metaltype bandsand I've neverlike that was definitely the mostviolent settingI've ever been infor music
13:04and there are peopleliterally there are these two guysone of them looked likeyoung leanand he got downon one kneeand then his friend went and jumped off his knee into the crowd and like it was like crazyand um they just like in their lives right now they full on charge into the crowd as like fast
13:21they can and then i got into it that's a show you get kicked at like you only getdude yeah my my friend my friend got punched in the ear really hard like in here for like fiveminute oh and um all right great i want to give you a mission if you could find onebackyard wrestling eventI will give youI will give you like 200 bucksIf you could find oneBackyard wrestling event
13:47Dude there's a mud pitMonths ago there's a mud pitWhere people were just in the mudRiving aroundDid you do that?No I wasn't thereI didn't want to get grossWait is it a mud pit more like a southern
14:01Like country thing that they doOr is that?That's just mud aroundBig big country concerts and stuff like thatThey'll do that shitOh, well, that's just, I don't know.I have no idea.That's just a thing.
14:10There's churches down where I live.There was churches who would host like a mud event.And then they would do like mud football and like mud tagwood.Like mud sports.Mud communion where you wouldn't even be able to pass that crackers.Mud baptism.They're pouring mud over the babies.He actually had to suck the pastor's muddy toe to be going to heaven.
14:27Oh.Nice.Thank you.Oh, so you're not a Christian now?Yeah, dude.I'm abstaining.I'm leaving the chart.No.
14:40Come back.Listen, listen, there's a big, big topic we got to talk about.There's a big, because I don't know if we ever even talked about it once on the podcast.I think gaming is so back right now.The things I've heard.Things I've heard, things I've seen.I let me just open my phone to a class of cleanse update.Hello!
15:00Hello!Gaming's back.He said gaming's back because of class?No, I say gaming's back because in June we're all going to be, you're not going to see a single video.a single peep from any of us.What's in June?Eldon Ring.Eldon Ring.
15:12DLC is dropping in Juneand holy God,does it look incredible?That was the last game I got addicted toand then we got into another game.That's how it was for me too.That was insane.Have you seen the trailer?
15:22I hate that period of my life,dude, I'm not gonna lie.I'm not gonna see you,Nick, I'm not gonna see you for like years, I think.I think I'm gonna watch is over.That's the end of era.Overwatch is over, dude.In June?
15:31He had a really bad a game.Well, he had a worst gamebecause he fucking drove off all mad and shit last night.Dude, you guys,Like your limit is one bad game.My limit's like 40 bad games.I can go away for hours.No, I hate when any of you guys play that fucking game, bro.
15:43I have never played with you guys once because listening to you in Discord is so bad.It's so bad.You guys are like, what are they doing?Why are they doing?And like, I'm just like, bro, why are you playing still?You've been saying the same shit for 20 30 minutes.But you're still in some way a supportive girlfriend because you still ask for one of us a screen chair.Yeah, I do.
16:04I do.I do.Can I watch?And do you have fun?Hey, and listening.Oh, wait.Okay.Okay.
16:08If we weren't screaming and you're watching the game, would it be enjoyable?Like, does it look enjoyable to watch at least when you're watching?I just, I don't understand Overwatch, so I just see a bunch of colors.Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.It is just colors.Yeah.Yeah.It's like big keys, like jingling on a screen.
16:21There's so much going all the time.When you're playing someone like Tracer and you're teleporting, you see a new setting in like one.Yeah, you're like, you like, you got to track.I don't know how Tracer players do it.That, that, that, to me, is too much.Because it's strategic.You have to know the map.You have to genuinely know the map.
16:36You have to know the map, but you also have to know your steps.If you're going to teleport behind somebody, you have to know how to turn around and stop at the perfect time.And like, I can never play that.I can a whole lot, but.So, yeah, look, Isaac and I, we've been playing clash for a long time.I don't know when you guys got into it, but I got into Clash when it first.I got into a long time, but I had to make like three different accounts.Then I stopped for a little bit.
17:01Bro, our clan is crazy.Our clan is crazy.I'm going to say.You know what I fucking play right now, dude?This pirate game, look at this.Shit.Oh, shit.I play on, like, an ad.
17:11What the heck is that?We saw it on, like, an ad on YouTube.Yeah, I was like, Larry, you got to download this shit right now.Look at this, dude.I'm a pirate.Yeah, look around.Look around.Kill the skeletons are coming, dude.
17:24Oh, let's see if I can play, like, backwards.Is that my moving?No, other side of the screen is the movie.He's got a hook.There you go.Dang.Ar.He got that scrap like a rust.
17:34That's right.I can't get it.Wow.Time to do that parlor game.Time to know.I'm sure Isaac was a big fan because Isaac loves Pirates the Caribbean.Oh my God.Yeah, you do.
17:44I fell asleep watching all of them.Sorry.And on the topic of gaming coming back,Siege had their first good operatoradded into the game in probably like four years.And as well as good.What do you do?Oh, yeah, I didn't get to explain to you guys.
17:58Quality of life shit.Yeah, they have a roadmap laid out,which I don't even know if they've had one in recent years at all.If they have, it's like never gotten my attention.So this new operator is pretty cool.He has an ability where it like,it can ping only one person on the other teamand only he can see it.
18:18And it's like a constant tracker,but he can only have his pistol out,which is a new pistol.It's a magnum with an ACog.And he also gets pinged every once in a while.But he can only have his pistol out.It's like battles?Or like a two submarines in the ocean?
18:31It's like he's got walls.It's like he's not.He doesn't get.a main gun he gets like he gets and he also gets pinged every once in a while so it likeit turns it to a 1b1 yes which is really cool yeah it's pretty neat dude i knew this stuff wasgonna happen i was always thinking about like when you have these these uh operators that havebecause the first operators are so simple as far as like their gadgets goes like you havethermi who has just a simple you can go through reinforcements boom awesome you have see dude
18:57sledge is like the simplest character of the mall man he has a hammer that breaks throughbut now you're getting these like really i mean you have to nowat that point because there are so many operators.You have to really get like creative and I mean, dude, next one here's my suggestion.Ubisoft, you're listening because I don't you guys love to have quality.Here we go.So the operator has these wings like Batman.You start off by gliding into the map.
19:22You don't start laying down or standing there.You start gliding.Sounds fun actually.And you actually get to look at which window to go through first.Wait, hold up, what.Whatever window you picked, you start.You start.Okay.
19:34What if you're on defense?You still start off flying.You still start off.You have to, I don't know, you have to put like frost mats or something.Your Bane.You have to.Get to guess.My operator, you spawn as a frog.
19:48Okay.Outside.Defense or offense.Doesn't matter.You're just that you're from.You go through drone holes?Yeah, you can, but you have to hop there.And it's a little slow.
19:55He's a frog.He gets set on?Yeah.If he gets stepped on, you literally die.So.Yeah.People hold.With my tongue can you plant?
20:06No, you could but you could jump on the bomb and make it go fasterWhoa waitYou see on the diffuserThe enemies don't shoot it. It's just a frogYeah, the enemies can't the enemies go over to the fuse and they can because there's a bigspeed up thoughIf we don't worry about itNo, I don't know, it's just the frog
20:24I don't like that frog sirWhy is that frog on the bomb we're supposed to defuseI can't defuse itThere's a frog on the bomb.Sir, I don't care about the...Just take the frog off the...I'd just put Bastion in siege if I could.Yeah, that would be O.P.
20:44Just like through the windows.What does Bastion do?He turns to do it.It's like the fastest gun in the game ever.His ultimate is a mortar that shoots three spots.And you can see everybody...He's something like that.And he can just...
20:59It's a mini gut.He's crazy.Old Overwatch was so busted because it used to be...these like unlimited timeHe could heal himselfAnd that he couldTurret forever and heal himselfI don't remember what his alt was
21:10His alt was that he turned it to a cannonA cannonYeah all you're rightAnd he was a jumping walking cannonThat hurt a lotLike a lotI missed that that was funI made Roadhog back in the day
21:21When it first came outMe tooHe was OpieHe was so OpeAndMcGreeWhen he was named McCreeYeah
21:28SoStep closerWhat you saidI was a Gengji MaineOhGigi Gigi was funa long time.Dude, Genji,
21:35okay,so,like,when this game first,like,you know,leaked or not leaked,but like,
21:39you know,shown and stuff likethat the teasers,dude,Genji was likethe fucking craziest characterbecause it's like,you're playing as a fucking ninja
21:46like that you could jump aroundand climb ballsand like,what the fuck?Everyone wanted to play Genji.Everyone did.Yep.I still think he's hard.
21:55I can do damage with him.Is that the guy with the swordand the shirkins?I remember when,dude,Overwatch was a,it's funny because,Because when they made the game, it wasn't supposed to be a game.
22:06It was supposed to be a movie.But everyone was like, dude.What?Yeah.That's why the cinematics are so cinematic.All right.Was it because of a movie.Who would have played Winston?
22:15Are you serious?Yes.Who would have played Winston?I'm Winston.I'm Winston.I think that Jack Black would have been Winston.True.He's everyone.
22:24No, Seth, Rogi would be Winston.What?He'd be like, I'm Winston.Uh-huh.Peanut butter.He said, he was donkey Kong and the dog.Super Mario movie.But Jack Black was Bowser, so that was
22:37a close.Jack Black can be Roadhog or something.Why is Jack Black everything?I don't know.What is the new movie?He doesn't hide his voice.The top like a second.The top goats are like Jack Black, Chris Pratt,
22:49and who's the Kevin Hart.Those are like only big of like in the Overwatch movie.Is it there an Overwatch movie coming out or no?Dude, this was like three, four years ago.They said that, yeah, we will maybe do it.No, there's a Borderlands movie coming out.Borderlands.Jack Black's the Borderlands movie.
23:04And Kevin Hart's in that movie.Oh, that's going to be doingwhich makes no sense.There's a Borderlands movie. Hello?It looks.It looks horrible. It looks really bad.It looks boo-boo.Kevin Hart, Bobby Lee.
23:17I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is.They put the least serious, like,comedian of all time as the most seriouscharacter in Borderlands. Jack Block andKevin Hart alone. Imagine this.What if it's like for serious rule?Cassie. Actually, this is this for serious rule.This could be, this could be it, like, Cassidy
23:31or McCree, whatever.could be Matthew McConaughey, okay, if you would have a cast, okay?You got what you guys said, Jonah, for Winston?No, Jonah.We said Seth Rogen.Okay, okay, okay, okay.Soldier would have to be Zach Efron.Dude, what?
23:48Or Chris Gras.Soldier is like the oldest character in the entire world.He's not gonna be Zach Gepron.Okay, who would it be then?Who would be?He would be a soldier 76B?He would be Harrison Ford.Oh, he would.
24:01Old primy days.It would.Holy shout out.Let me be a director.Hello.Okay.Yeah.Is Harrison Ford like old as shit?
24:09bisexual.They had the CGI's face.Is he by at least?Yes, he has to be by at least.Soldiers not buy.He has to be his lore.Oh.Wait, what's the lore?
24:16Soldier's gay.Right.I forgot that they like J.K.rolling the whole cast.They're like,F it.Tracer's lesbian.F it.
24:24Okay.Soldiers gay now.But he's been like that.Hasn he been?Yeah, he is.No, they've like made up lore as they went along.they did make a horror.It wasn't at the story.
24:33It wasn't at the story.It was literally down the line.They have a photograph.But Hanzo and Genji wore brothers, right?Like, that was real.Yeah, they're brothers.And Kiriko was like somewhere in that mix.I don't know where she came from.
24:42They were, like, they write the stuff on the phone.You can just tell.You could just absolutely tell they write the stuff.They're like, okay, now, Kiracle was there all along?Was there all along?Yeah, and then Mercy was like lesbian.Oh, mercy would be Margo Robbie.Come on.
25:00Son, hire me!What are we doing?He's right.This is insane.This is crazy.All right.Now, who would be Hammond, the wrecking ball?Jonah Hill, actually, now.
25:12Jonah Hill, okay.We come full circle.It's like a tiny, furry Jonah Hill.Sorry, but a hamster.Oh, he's a little hamster.Yeah, he's a little hamster of a big, huge ball.All right.Now, Vin Diesel, do you think Vin Diesel would be Reaper?
25:33No, it would be Bruce Willis would be Reaper.Bruce.Who's the Rock?The Rock can be the big,you guys would be Dumfus or Maui.He's already Maui, a big Simone guy.He's already Maui, dude.He can be there.
25:46Or Maga.Oh my God, wait, yeah, no.Isaac's right.Or Doomfist, that'd be Duane Rock Johnson.Somebody make like art of this.Wouldn't Keanu Reeves be Reaper or no?Okay.I know.
25:58I could see that too.I can see that also.I could.Damn,these are all really good.I can see Keanu Riebner Reeves being Hondo.But no.Who would be Widowmaker?
26:07Megan Fox?Who would be Widowmaker?Scarlet Joe Hanson.Scarlet Joe Hanson.There we go.Yes.Yes.You guys are really my mind.
26:14Who?Scarlet Johansson is Widow maker.Oh, yeah.Her name is Black Widow.Yeah.Because she's already a spider.Oh, yeah.That's exactly black widow.
26:26She's actually black widow.Okay, so wait, who is Bastion just gonna be like?Michael, Michael Sarah.Michael Sarah.Michael Sarah.All right.Michael Sarah.The hardest, the hardest one of them all, Torbjorn.
26:43Who's gonna be Torbjorn?No, that's not even that hard.Who played Gandalf?We just gotta make him shorter.Oh.Wait, no, no.There's literally, who played the dwarven creatures in the Hobbit?Like, bring them back.
26:54Yeah, bring one of them back.That was a way better answer to mine.I was going to say whoever plays Aquaman just make him really small and stubby.What was his name?He has his really long perfect hair.He's his big chiseled like boobs and abs and ass.I think he's like perfect.I said Jason Mamoa or something.
27:11Yeah.Mamosa?Mamosa, yeah, at least.Jason Mimosa.Who would be junk rat?Junk rat?Oh, my.Man.
27:21Excus C.D.D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D.No.No.Jok.Jokwin.F.
27:27Jokwin.Phoenix,Who?Oh,Yo-Ku and Joaquin.Joaquin.My fault,Queen.
27:35My fault,Queen.My fault,he's more than serious.He's really serious.Yeah,he can be sillyjust a junk rat.
27:44I'm trying to think of like,like, crackhead characters in movies.Now,Tanning Tatum is junkrat.You can suck the nectar,May.May.You approve to be for your May.
27:55May.May kind of remind, with those glasses,you kind of remind me of like,Velma from Scooby Doo.You gotta have a characterthat looks like her.I don't think there's any actorthat looks like, man.
28:04Yeah.Real quick.What do you guys think of?Jim Carrey has junk rat.Jim Carrey?Oh my God.I don't want Jim Carrey.Oh, that's so great.
28:13Wow.Yeah.He could change.He was Eggman and Sonic.He was the Grinch.He was the Grinch, dude.He was a mask.He was the mask.
28:22His facial expressions are insane.Yeah.Insane.I'm trying to find May cosplays right now to seeYou guys are being weird now at this pointYeah I'm not looking upNot that goodI'm not that good
28:36I looked at makeOverwatch May cosplayI don't knowI don't know the restBut that's like the mainThat's the you know part two can come outThe ghostWe'll think of more I'm sure another time
28:45ButGamingGaming will come back for me once I'm in a houseWhen is thatAre you doing it for next semesterYeahWait so how does itHow does the dorm like kind of sway you away from gaming?
29:01There's just people here all the time and I feel obnoxious when I'm playing video game.Yeah, I could see that.I could see that.If there was like people constantly over here, I don't think I'd be on my computer in leisure.Yeah, you would.Even when you are constantly here.You stay in your room and lock your door and we have to open it.I mean like guests, dude.
29:20People that don't live with you.Well, you were still in your room when we had guests over the night.Oh, that was because I was out uploading.I was uploading.That's a different story.a different story.They were in the movie room.You were just like sitting here.
29:30Yeah, we're watching basketball,bra.Basketball,which because of you guys,I'm trying to get into it slowly.It's kind of crazy.My story on TikTok is becoming all basketball now.I'm telling you, bro.
29:41I don't even know what goes on really.I don't know the teams.I don't know who the players are,but it's something.I'm trying to learn a little bit.Grunk,this family is turning into a basketball family.Yeah, grunk,
29:49you would like to hear this.We're evolving into like have fun play gamesand play sports outside.We're like to go outside.Yeah,we go outside, actually.We go outside.We tossed football around.
29:59Tanner, we went to Dick's sporting goods.I went to get socks and then I ended up buying shoes because Tanner bought shoes.I played basketball for like an hour and a half a day and I just go,ah, and I'm draining the threes every single time.Yami's like my coach.He teaches me to.Yeah, yummy.Yomi taught me how to, like, keep my hands wider and go off of these two finger.
30:17That's the three.You close the cookie jar.Do you close a cookie jar?You close that.You close that.You slam it.Come on.Flam that shit cut.
30:25That's how I was learned.I'm going to an NBA game to watch the Mavericks play the Warriors.Oh,in March.I'm going to go and I'm not going to tell you and you're going to see me.Like across,like across the stadium,I'm going to be sitting next to Kevin Hart.
30:40I'm going to be right next to Kevin Hart.Fortside.Kevin Hart and Future.Something Stateum.What's his name?Jason Statham?Yeah.Danning.
30:49Catham.I don't know how to say his last name.Janning Statham.Channing Statham.Chating Statham.Jason Statham.I hope they do the thing where it's like,and on the chairs over here.
31:02I don't know what the spot is called.I forget.Celebrity.Like,and it's like a random photo of you from Twitter.Isaac's going heaven hard.LeBron looks at you.He's like,
31:15and LeBron,scream if you like, Satan.Brer.Brough.At first I didn't know what that noise was, but then you went to the secondsound, baby.I love that.I love that song.
31:42Getting a house is so obnoxious because, like, it's so overwhelming for a 19-year-old boy.A young soldier like a team of a house.Yeah.He's trying to rent a house, yeah.Yeah.I looked into the processI was telling YomiI don't know if you remember Yomi
31:59That one morning I was like dudeI just learned everything about housesAnd buying themAnd then I forgot it all the day afterBut when I was looking into it I was likeJesus ChristThere's like terms to like everything that happensLike every has to be
32:12There has to beThere has to beAnd like I hear these termsI'm like what is going onAnd then when you take the literal sayingof what's happening you're like ohOkay everything makes senseThere's like coverage
32:22To coverageThere's insurance insurance insuranceYeah, there's like,regardless,there's a,there's a notary that makes,they explain everythingas you're signing along.
32:31Yeah,I'm glad.It's not as bad as you'd think.Yeah,but grunk.I'll tell you where it gets fuckedis whenever you try to buyan investment property,
32:39that's where you want to die.Forget that.Oh my God.Dude, investment propertyand then new constructionbecause it is a million times harderfor a loan to go throughand for like insurance to go through
32:50and everything to be like perfectfor these people to be like,okay,you're able to have an investmentproperty because if you already own a first one, they think that you're like, like liable to losethe second one.Yeah.They don't want that to happen.
33:02For investment properties, if you're trying to get a house itself, they're like, okay,you're going to live here.This is going to be your primary residence.All right, cool.But if you're like, I, you have to like declare that you are, hey, I fully plan to makemoney with this house.They're like, oh, why I ought to?And they make your life horrible.
33:20The end.But for renting.Okay.Grunk.What part of the process?is so thus far has been really fucking like you're like like like i went to get a tour on a houseand literally they're like had me inputting my past two months income yeah yeah yeah but that makessense because they don't want you defaulting on a pay up they're gonna well yeah it's just like
33:41go ahead um it's just annoying it's like let me look at the house i don't even know if i want it yetoh they didn't even let you look at the house they want to see your income first that's notdamn that's damn yeah it's just they don't want to waste that one goodbye they don't trust the youngthey don't trust young.Today I got on the phonewith a promising mistressand I thinkpromising miscarriage.
34:02I think we haveright there.That's the one.Yeah,we have a tour nextor two weeks from now,I think.That's big.
34:09That's big.That'll be at home.Yeah,full disclosure.Yeah,they're going to needkind of like pay stubsof the past two months
34:17from pretty much everyoneis going to be there.Yeah.A lot of personal information.What if we don't have incomebecause we are not working?Well,then they're not going to give it.
34:24How are you going to afford a house? Hold on. Are your friends taking out student loans to help pay for that?I think that. Because that's usually what the college experience is about taking out loans and then paying that way.And obviously, once we move in, we'll get jobs. Can you pay like the first six months in full or something?That's a lot of money for a college student, even if there's like four of them. It's a lot.I know Grunx's got that game or so's money. He's got that game of ourselves money.Grung should not be fronting you. You should not.It's not being for everyone else, too.Not by himself.
34:59That's what we're saying.That would be stupid.But what you're trying to say is like if it's to secure the house and you're able to make an agreement where you're friends and you sign something with each other.And I'm sure my pay your back.Oh yeah.Oh yeah.They support me.They support your college endeavors.
35:14I mean, this is like a, it's like a fun life experience of having to call up all these, I guess, land, ladies, landlords, perfect mistress.She's for your.Perfect.Perfect.I'd rather not do all this.It's not fun, it's not fun, but it's something that you have to do.It'll pay off.Oh, yeah.
35:29You're trying to do more than one person?Yeah, dude, we reached out to six houses, like, a few days ago, and they all got back to me, like, and literally were like, yeah, we can do a tour literally tomorrow.And it's like, they're so short notice.Like, give me a week or something.No, you can request.That's just.They want to move you in.They want to move you in.
35:47Yeah, they're desperate to make them.They move fast.Yeah.And I didn't know that.You should be happy that that's actually how it is.But I don't want.want to move in yet.I wouldn't really like at the end of the summer.
35:56Oh, then you should stop.Yeah, don't look now yet.Every house you look at now is going to be gone by the time it's the end of summer.Yeah.They're going to be like, brung.What?But all the houses will be gone whenever it's time for summer when classes are back.Yes and no.
36:10Yes and no.Look.Okay.If you were to be a dumb college student for a second, if you go home from college andthen now you're getting ready to start the semester.When is your semester start?In September?August, yeah.
36:23August, okay, if it starts in August,everyone's going to be looking in July.Look in June.Look a month in advance even beyond that.You know what I'm saying?So look, you're talking five months from nowwhen you're basically going back.You're looking way too ahead.
36:37Honestly, I would say...All the options are going to go away and then we'll be left.No, no, no.I would say, options are going to open up.Nick, I would say, honest to God,if you try to call someone two monthsbefore you want to rent a place,they're not going to take you as...
36:50That's not true.No, the only reason why it is...Sometimes the moving dates are listed, like the houses are listed in June, but the moving date is like August.Yes.Oh, okay.Well, yeah, for certain ones, but...You call it up and you're like, hey, look, I'm looking to move in at this time.Will the house be available then?
37:07You know, and they're not going to secure a spot for you.They're not going to lease the house out for six months to someone.You're not special.They're going to give it to someone who's going to give them the most money.You know what I'm saying?So, like, you're trying to lock in something that they will never wait for you on.They don't care about it.Oh, but that just leads to...
37:21more stress, dude.It's actually crazy becauselike one of ourlike it's mostly our parents that arestressing the fudge out.Like not in my parents,but like my friend's parentsand not what you say,
37:32you say,you say hop off,Ma.How are they pressing?How are they pressing?I had six promising mistresses.You're like,you guys aren't going to get a house.
37:41What did you say?They're worried that we aren't going to get a house.So they're just like sleeping on youbecause you guys are cautions?Have they ever heard of Zillow?That's what were you?Yeah, I meanLook up Redfin, look at Zillow, like
37:54Y'all are chillingIt's not that badI literally withinWithin a monthI bought my first houseLike from start to finishWowYeah
38:04It's just like a matter of location thoughAnd like all thatBecause we have to be close to campusYeahYeahThat's the main issueBecause like we gotta be close enoughYour competition is other students
38:15That are in your same positionSo if you can get ahead of themYou can get ahead of pretty muchWhich is what I'm doing right nowWho's trying to buythose houses make up a scheme to lower their income.The house.I'll tell you this as well.
38:28Ciphon their gasoline out of their cars.The first house that you find that you think is perfect, you probably won't get it.And then you'll find another one that's your also think it's pretty much.You will 100% come across one.You're like, this is it.This is the fucking one.And I hope it's not this one right here right now.But then you're not going to get it.
38:45You'll find another one.They come and go like.That is so insane.Especially during the summer.It's loose.like relationships. Like you see one you're likeoh I'm in love with his house. Just don't get attachedto anything until you're like actually secured
38:57you know. Listen, listen this is what Isaac saidin the time. This is one of the realest thingsIsaac Wise ever said to me my entirelife. Isaac Wise said real shit.Yeah, sometimes. Surprising. Sometimesyou do and this on occasion maybe.Like once in a blue moonI'd say. Yeah.
39:13Like you olded in yourwise. I've never seen the moon fucking blue.I have never seen the moon blue.It's, uh, Isaac said this, right?I was going through my first ever breakup.He said, yo, Nick, look, she was a dollar, okay?And look, think of it like money.A dollar, you got $10, you got $100.
39:35So she could be your first girlfriend, but there's always another dollar that you can step up to.And there's always, you got to go for the $100.So through life.I mean, something like this, Isaac, you basically, you basically are saying, don't, don't,don't be too upset about it because there's more people and there's more.And, you know, I basically said that dating is like the, you started the $1 bill.You break up.You get the $5 bill.
39:58Eventually you're going to get to like the $50 bill.That's the $50 bill.Or the $100 bill.Hey, Nick, your first girlfriend, she was like a burrito supreme from Taco Bell.Pacea from Cabo Bob.And then the next girlfriend was a PlayStation 1.Double stir.No, I hate Chipotle.
40:17Chipotle sucks.What I'm out.Wait a little.Wait, hold up.Tanner.Would you love Chipoli if you had a creator card that you can go there and get free burritos anytime you wanted?No, I wouldn't actually.I'd hate that shit because you know what?
40:28I ordered a bowl and I don't even think they seasoned any of the chicken.The rice that had no cilantro in it.The rice was hard.Like, they didn't even cook the rice.There was no vegetables when I asked for vegetables.There was no, the guacamole was brown when I opened it.Dude, Isaac's one order that he had when he ordered that one night was unbelievably.You cannot top that.
40:44He had like an entire order and they gave him like cream cheese and beer.Well, let me tell you what I ordered.Okay, yeah, go.Okay.All right, so I ordered it was a double steak bowl with like, you know, you got the white rice.You have some black beans.That's an expensive bowl by default.That's like over 20.
41:02Yeah, yeah.This was like on DoorDash like a $24.Oh.Imagine being the DoorDash person that has to review this order.You take a picture and you're like, what the fuck is this?Yeah.I mean, if they opened it, they would have probably drove back to the store and slapped the fucking Chipotle worker because what's the fuck.Explain what happened in your bowl.
41:19So, yeah, I order like, you got the guacamole.Again, that's more money, the cheese, you know, everything.So it comes and, you know, I don't like eat the food immediately because I don't know why.I really, I can't explain it.You do it every night.You do it.You get the food.You let it.
41:35You get the fridge.You play games and then you're like, all right.Yeah, I don't even look at it.I put in the fridge.I take it out to eat it.And I'm hungry A F right now.So I'm in a very vulnerable state.I open this and I swear to God, if this Chipotle bowl.
41:51looked like a Bukaki porn star.They didn't put any cheese on it,any guacamole. It was steak,like two grains of rice,pinto beans,and like the biggesthandful of sour creamslapped on my shit.
42:12They hate you. They didn't even put sour cream on myass for it, dude. I looked at it in mymind, I just, I didn't even know what Ifeel like I was someone else. I'm going toget a picture. I can send it. We can put it onthe screen right here. I can't find it right now.I don't like their sour cream and I don't likewhen it gets all hot because it's been with the whole
42:28It gets really hot, yeah. And then the cheese gets congealedand it's like hard cheese. Yeah.And then anything that's on top of the cheese gets picked upbecause they all sticks together. It's like a morning. And thenthe rice is all dry because it actually didn'teven get hit. Yeah. You know,it honestly depends on like the location though becauseI've had some incredible Chipotle.
42:45Yeah. No. Oh yeah. Over and overand over. Vegas had incredibleChipoli. I don't remember which one I went to all the timebro. They didn't mess up one time. It was like two years. It was perfect. Can I tell you my mess up orderI had with a wing stop? I ordered I ordered lemon pepper like 10 like 15 piece of lemon peppers.I was a hungry machine, dude. I was ready to eat. I was ready to eat. I was like I didn'teat all day. I worked out and I was hungry. Then I got a sprite. You're like, you know, I'm going tospoil myself. Give me a large sprite. You know what all they gave me? I go outside. It's a big
43:13giant bag. I'm like, oh, thank God. I pick it up. I'm like, well, that's a little light.I goI was like okay no drink eitherI'm like that's coolI go into the kitchenI'm like all righthere's all my stuffI remember this
43:26I was here thisI open up the goddamn boxI see not 10not 15 lemon pepper wingsbut three boneless buffalo wingsand that's all I gotno fries eitherI would be so sad
43:41however you show it would beyou're likeyobyyobyyou'll become herelook what usually you're likeI've got on his
43:4615 wingsover thisunder this, you're like, look at me the gay feet.I was like, bro, no way.Oh, I got $30 back.I got $30 back.There's been two times where I've been on the opposite receiving end where like,so I'm sure what happened with you is they picked up two orders from Winkstop
44:06and got the house.It's confused because that's happened to me.Yeah.Where there's been.Who ordered three boneless buffalo wing?Dude, I don't know.He was hungry.It's like midnight.
44:16But listen.I've been on the receiving end of like full family meals that I did not order twice.Last time it happened, it was at this house.I got Popeyes.And I ordered just like their like three piece bone in, like their traditional chicken, whatever, like the thigh and the rest of the drum.And I think I got like mac of cheese and a drink.And it comes to the biscuit.Bro, I'm telling you, they ordered a box of fucking biscuits.
44:42They had two chicken meals.They got their dessert.It was like a cinnamon.bond cake thing and two drinks.And I felt bad receiving it.I was like, bro, what do I do with all this food?Dude, you should...Honestly, God, the best part about the DoorDash is that you could be like,
44:58I got someone else's order.I don't even know whose order this is.They give you all of your money back and you keep like 10x food.That's the thing.You can't give the food back because you already like had it in your possession.That might be against like policy or whatever.As soon as they click delivered, it's delivered.So you can't give it back.
45:14So that's your food.And then you're also like, hey,maybe I ordered half of this, but you don't need to know that.I didn't get any of my actual food.So I just got $40 worth of food for free.And $20 back.Yeah.Does a dasher get anything?
45:29Like, do they not get anything like that?But I mean, like, do they get a slap on the wrist?Spank on a butt.Is if, um, they steal it.Well, no.I forget what you have to say.Yomi, remember the scary experience you had with the door dasher?you were freaked out
45:47you were freaked outyes it was like two nights agoyeah Nick was scared tooI ordered some foodand umlike I wait until thelike until it says like deliveredto like order complete because you know they have to take a photo
46:00because I do like a contact list deliveryand then after it's like order completethey take a photo I wait like a minute or twoso they're gone by the time I like open the doorto like grab my food and stuffand it's lateit's like 1 a.m.And I like open
46:15the door and I looked outside to see if I could see his car there and there was like no brake lights on no headlights on and you know when they step out of the car just to drop off the food they don't turn off their car usually they just leave it running and they just drop it off and they just hop back in and so I was like okay he already drove off because it had been two minutes dude I'm fully like step out on the front porch grab like bend down grab the food and like I don't like turn around to walk in the house I like back into the house and like as I'm backing in and like closing the door I see him like standing at the end of our fucking like walkway to our house like thisand all I see is like a hat in the fucking darklike the light from like the street shining off of his hatjust looking at meand I'm like what the fuck is this guy doingand just shut the doorand like as I'm shutting it I see him turn around to leaveand I'm like why did he wait to see me
46:59like grab the food?He was standing there for like two minutes straightyes that's scaryyou got it broyou got it likewell like he like turned his whole car offand he just likeand he didn't say anything
47:10you got like Willie scaredbecause after our houryou did get Willie scaredhe was scared to leave shotAnd I was like, I'm like, y'all need to walk me.Yeah, it was like a dangerous part of town.We had to walk him out to his car.You had to walk him out.
47:23He got scared.We were like, what if he's like, what if he's like over the door like this?We were making jokes as you were driving away.I made a joke that he was in the tree, like hugging one of the branches looking down to us.Exactly.Yeah, exactly like that.I couldn't find the picture of the control label, Isaac, because I don't think you ever actually took one.I did.
47:44I didn't. I have somewhere.I just have to come.The reason, hold on, sorry, the reason I thought that was weird with that guy is becauseI just saw a video on Twitter, like, the day before that happened of like these weirdDoorDash horror stories where people lie.Like the delivery drivers lie.They'll like put them, they'll put a female name or something.And it's actually a man like they always do a fake name.
48:06Like they always do it.Or yeah, they'll do something really weird.That's really, really deranged, dude.Yeah.It's scary.I thought you had to submit your ID.Like, what?It's, oh, maybe it's not the drive.
48:16Maybe it's the other side.Maybe it's the customer who's putting in the fake name.Somebody's putting in a fake name, and it's like men who are trying to pretend to be a woman,and then they're like trying to, like, I don't know what they're trying to do.Weird shit.I'll think Blake's a very feminine name.You never know.Blake lively.
48:31I like texting my door dachers.I actually do.I like messaging them.I like start a conversation off and they're like,because it was like running a little bit behind.I was like, hey.And they're like, sorry.I'm trying to get the order.
48:42I'm so sorry.I was like, oh, no, don't worry.I'm still in a comp game in Overwatch.And then I was like,I was like,so what are you doing?And then they're like,your order's been dropped off.
48:52They never like respond to me.I'm like,come on, man.What are you doing?What are you doing?Send me a Deadpool memeof him running with a McDonald's bagsaying,
49:02I have your food in all impact text.I sent one back.I got the Forrest Gump one.With him running down the street.Oh,what is you running from?to deliver your thing.He's like running in the street with it.
49:16Yeah.There was one time,because I always feel like an assholeand I,like,don't ask food because I just,I feel like I shouldn't do it.But there's this one time
49:23this guy messaged me.And I left like a normal tip,like what I would normally do.And it's like not a crazy amount.And then he was like,he left a message.He was like,your food has been dropped off.
49:33Thank you so much for the opportunityto like give me a tip or something like that.I was like,damn.Like,this is sad.This guy's like,making me feel all crazy.
49:41I don't know if it was me or not.It was one of you guys.like a, it was like a cute little note that was like, oh yeah, whoever was driving.Somebody ordered Chinese food and they left like, I hope you enjoy your food. Oh, it was me.It was me. It was like a nice little, it was like art too. They drew on it. Yeah.I think it's in our fridge. I think it is still. It was on our fridge. They, uh, they said like,Hey, Isaac, thank you so much for ordering. We give you like three more, uh, egg rolls. Uh,thank you for love. No, it wasn't much love. People are just too nice, dude. It was the driver. It was a driver. Oh, I got a, I got a know from.
50:14this Chinese place I ordered from.They were sweet. I don't know about a driver note.They're all too nice. It's rare that I'vehad like a mean or bad driveror anything. I have not had a single one I don't thinkyet. Thank God.Somebody did steal my food once in light about it, but...Oh, that's evil. Well, I was in Vegas.
50:32No, that was here, a jack-in-the-box.They're like...No, who's... Who's stealing jack-in-the-box?No, Jack-in-the-box is so bad. I hate it. I don't even know why I eat it.But another driver came through thedrive-thru, and he called me while he was at the window, and they were like,yeah they said they already pickedsomebody already picked up your food and I had
50:48watched a driver go there and then leave in theopposite direction and I was like I'm wellI never got it oh remember thatwe were watching umwhat was that movie uh the onethe one with damn damn virginsomething virgin for your old virginyeah we're watching that and then uh yeah
51:05I remember because the guy who picked it upwas Spanish and I was like what did Isay I don't remember damn it's likegoing out of my mindDamn.Damn.I don't remember, but we were watching that.I went to go get a slice of pizza at like 2 a.m. on my own.
51:24And I was skating there.And I was driving past, or not driving, I was skating past the church.And then I didn't realize, but there was this homeless lady there.And she literally, as soon as I got like right into vision of her, she was like, get away from me.And I was like, I literally like, I jumped out of my.skin. I was like, oh my God,I'm so sorry. And then I crossed the road and justwent on my way, but she was like, oh,
51:49sorry, I was talking on the phone and I'm like,you're crazy.Like, it was literally like so loud.I don't think I've ever gotten more scared like that ever.It was so, you have likeF-duck stories too. You have like the worststories. It is scary.I got my pizza.
52:08I feel like we'd have worse stories if we actually went out likegrunk does. Like if we went to like sixLike every weekend or something like that.Dude.I went,when we went to 6th Street to watch like a comedy show,I saw like some guy eating Cheetos off the ground.It was pretty chill.
52:21It was like a pile of Cheetos.And they're like,nice.That homeless lady was following us around.I did not feel okay.Yeah, I was scared.Dude,don't six three.
52:28She was like almost naked.Yeah,she was scared.She was almost naked.I didn't want to like do anything.I want to go home,play a video game and go to sleep.Yeah.
52:37And that was really weird.It was like,you know how you're like having a conversation with somebodyand you're standing like two feetapart. She was just like walking in betweenpeople who were like doing that. She like would standthere for two seconds. No room.She would like be in her face like
52:49do that. Dude, I don't know you.Around here. You don't wait for around here.You like, you can start to rememberthe homeless people and likethere's this one guy. He's like, we callhim the wizard because he literally walks around with likea cape slash blankat all times. And he's like, chill as hell.
53:08And he'll stand on the sidewalk and just golike, like he's solving a equation.in the sky and it's like, it's spectacular.Oh, my God. Oh, my. I gave him a cookie. I literallygot, I gave him a cookie and he was like, is this late with anything? And I was like,nope, there's just a cookie. He's like, thank you. He just said thank you. Oh,we have like a, uh, go ahead. We have like a town hero in our town. Um, I can't remember his name,but he dresses like a pimp. He wears like all purple. He has a big purple hat with a feather and
53:36he has a cane. Leopard. Like, yeah, it is. No, it's actually really. Yeah, it looks exactly likethat. But the thing is, every.He's famous.He's a town hero because he doesn't have like any women.He doesn't have any girls.So he just like walks around and he like buys things for people.He's like actually crazy.He's literally a town hero.
53:51Not here, right?No,it's in my hometown.Oh,he's just like he's the town pimp.I've never seen a town pimp here.No,no,
53:58no,no,the town pimp,but he doesn't have any girls.He just walks around.He's like,town pimp,but he's just like really nice.
54:03He's chill.Yeah,he's like really helpful.He was helpful.He's like bringing groceries from people.No,that's real.Oh,
54:09It was awesome.Where I grew up, there was a guy who was homeless,but for some reason he had a motorcycle,and he would literally lay down and sleep on a bench,and he would just stay there all day,and sometimes he'd break dance,and then other times he would just sit there,and he would turn on the motorcycle on the sidewalk,
54:24and you just go,and then you'd start dancing,and then you'd take another nap,and that was it.He just lived there.Nice.It was pretty cool.We should bring these people on, dude.
54:37We should.I'll bring my town tip up.I'll bring the Pamp, bring theguy, bring the, bring the, bring the,see what happens, like,just let them, like, lead the podcast.Yeah, I'll sit back like this, like, yeah, it's,no, dude, we're not even in the podcast.
54:51We're just, like, monitoring.We're, like, making sure everything's okay,but they're sitting in our set of them and you're like,I come in, you guys need water or anything.You know, lemonade and jetties.Get away from me!Get away from me!That would be such a good podcast idea
55:04where you, like, bring on guestsand they're, like, quirky and fun,and you just let them take charge of the podcast.You're just talking.Like, you are such a good conversation, like, conversationist.Well, obviously you're...I don't think it's...We shouldn't do it at this house.
55:17We shouldn't do it.We should do it like in a building or something.Yeah, like on the school location.An abandoned warehouse.We should do an abandoned warehouse with like one fan.The echo is really bad.Like, like, blowing the light every now.Whoa.
55:27Yeah.Yeah.It's like, being a light bulb.Mm-hmm.That'd be so much fun.Just like listening to what they want to randomly talk about.Dude, there's a rat the size of a shoe in our garage.Can I say that?
55:38Yeah.It's the size of a loafer, and I saw it when I opened the door to go get a glass of milk and some applesauce, I see it go like a herd, but it was one rat, and it was huge.It was like this big.And I screamed.I swear to God, he's the size of like a clown shoe.He's really big.It's the brown shofer rat.That's what we, the brown shoe rat.
55:57I'm actually right after this podcast, I think I'm going to go to the store and get some mouse traps.I think I'm going to go.He poops a lot, so he's getting fed.Dude, he's getting easy.He's eating.I think we're going to see him walking around with like a newspaper.but like, yeah, how you guys are doing?Well, I told Larry yesterday when he had the camera out, I was like, bro,
56:14like I've seen a trash bag, like there's no trash bag in the garage.Then I see a trash bag get put in the garage.And then an hour later, I see a hole this big in the trash bag in the garage.And I'm like, bro, he's making his way into every that.Dude, I think he's living in the plushies that are in there.I think he's just living.I hope he's not.I hope he's not either.
56:34I say we gas the whole thing out.Do you have just this green fog?It seems in our rooms.Give him like edible gummies and then he's going to be walking around.Wait.Oh, no, we did.We did have an idea to give him like a bunch of edibles.So he's just like standing on his hind legs in the middle of the garage like out of his mind high.
56:53He's like cooking like gamer soups.He's like.Yeah.He's like, look and do the back like.Yeah.And Larry.Hey Larry.Yeah.
57:08Yeah, that garage is actually kind of scary.I'm, dude, I got gloves.I want to go in there and just, I want to clean it all out.And you get rid of all that garbage.Need to get rid of it off.And poop.And poop.And a rat.
57:21Actually, if I see the rat, I'm going to, like, train him.I'm going to keep them.Oh.Yeah, I'm going to keep them.To hide.Yeah.Trade him to hide.Funny.
57:29It's really funny.It's really funny to see, like, imagine the cat when we open the door.And he's like, behind the tire.And he's like, whew.Please.All right, let's go.Dude, what if it's more than one?Dude, it's probably a whole family.
57:45It is 100%.That was probably, that was like Papa Red.That was Papa.Usually they're not alone, right?Yeah.No, they come in packs.Yeah.Yeah, ever watch Ratatoui?
57:53Mm-hmm.One and then they call the whole herd.Yep.Right when you said that, I imagine the chandelier.Imagine the sandalier fall.And then it just falls through.And I have our garage is a convention for them.It's literally a con for these rats.
58:05They come in.They're like,Oh, my.Rat con.A new trackcame in, everybody come through, come through.He's like, it's likeat the front, like, by the garage
58:15doors, cheese. I don't have any cheeseon me. I get the file out of here. Yeah, there's like a bouncing.There's a line of rats. Like,you're not on the list.I was on the list.I heard he got Papa Johns tonight.What do you have on the menu?I have a chick-flake sauce
58:31packet. I got asome fire sauce.A burrito.A burrito.I have a burrito in his bagI'll take the burritowith the Jake Felice houseAlright here you go
58:42No, no, never mind, it's already outSome guy already ate itWhat else we got here?We got SkittlesWe got airheadsNurt's closerI love himI'm gonna find him
58:54You should find himYou should put him on your headAnd see if he pulls your hairPurs your hairPursLake handsAhAh, he'll make me do that.
59:05It's probably underneath your head.Take up your head.It's like, there's like four.Come on.Did I all come out of my death?The rats holding that mic right there.She's like,The tip picks up my desk, like,
59:24F.You're the rat the whole time.All my whole operationto be set up on rats.My whole operation and have a rat.operation and have a rat factory.Let's start domesticating rats.Yeah, let's actually take him in.
59:38I saw a homeless guy teach him tricks.Like he'd like play fetch and he'd like make him run over to him.And then he'd like grab onto his like finger and he like make him do a flip.Have you seen the the homeless guy who has like a fly on a string?Yeah.He's like,I domesticated a fly, bro.It's actually insane.
59:58It lies so interestingly.It's like a very unnatural.How do they do that?I'm really a natural.I don't know what he did.I think he made it fall asleep.Yeah, he put it asleep.There's another guy on TikTok who taught a fly,
01:00:07I think it was a fly or a bee or something,to like, um, to like walk a certain way,like walk, like go here and it'll walk to it.It wouldn't fly, it would just like walk normally to it.And then it'll stop until it's given another command.It's like, all right, walk this way, he'll tap there.It's insane.Dude, these people are the smartest people alive.
01:00:23Like, they know if they're bored.They just be like, rats and mice and they're just,that's what I want to do with my idea, I guess.If I ever disappear, you can just find me like training in my little armyof like creatures in the woods.Dude, just doing some.It's pretty sweet.It's chill.
01:00:36That would be kind of chill.What was the idea that we had recently about 40,000 ants or 20,000 ants?10,000 ants.Oh, 10,000 and.Fuck, dude.No, that was me.That was me and I remember.I remember,
01:00:49oh, yeah,10.That was not that much.Ken,you seem like so checked out,but I think you heard every word.I heard every single word.You said something about 10,000 ants.
01:00:57No,I actually don't remember.It was just 10,000 ants the movie.I was like,what if we made?Oh, yeah.That's right.It was a, it was a Quinn Tarantino movie.
01:01:05It was the first one we watched.Once upon a time in Hollywood,but we did not make a movie called 10,000.Yeah,we're like,Quintarantan, 10,000.No presents 10,000 ants.Would you watch it?
01:01:18I don't remember any of the plot we had, but I don't remember.I would make a movie called 10,000 ants and I wouldn't, I wouldn't.We have a lot of scripts, by the way.If there's any, uh,any sort of director that wants to pick up a script or some sort of writing,we have a lot of those.Got a lot of million dollar ideas.Scary comedy movies.
01:01:35Yep.Yeah.We got like all types of like, you know, sad movies.We got action movies that are on the line.So let us know.We'll write something like that movie production.Larry Tanner and I could make the next scary movie.Like the scary movie series.
01:01:49No, absolutely.Because the bits we're thinking of as we're watching scary movie.Remember the cabinet bit?No, dude.We weren't even watching.We were watching, was it actual, an actual scary movie?The Conjuring.We're watching the camera in the first one.
01:02:03An actual scary movie and we could come up with bits.We were like thinking of scary movie bits like what would happen to scary movie if this was scary movie.And there's this girl who was like she had bruises on her face for some reason.And she was looking in the medicine cabinet.She opened it and closed it.And we're thinking, what if every time she closed it, there was more.And she had like a genuine reaction to.Oh.
01:02:21And then she would like open it to get more medicine and close it.And there's like more.She's like, no.Okay.To be fair, most of our bits tend to be like that.There's like one thing.getting either bigger, brighter, it's verypitiful. It's kind of like that, it's like that one scene where the
01:02:35police officer has the hat. The hat gets biggerand bigger. Yeah, it's like all that stuff.Or like whenwhat was it like the eight mile parodywhen he would be like thrown off the windowand he'll get up immediately like, I'm done man.He gets thrown out of the glass of the window. He's like, man, I'm done.All right. I'd love to make a movie.
01:02:56I love to make a movie.10,000 likes on this. We'll make a movie.10,000 likes.I'll make a movie on lean.We'll make a movie on lean.We'll make it about lean.We all got to drink lean.Right.
01:03:08Thank you guys.I hope you enjoyed this week's episode of the group chat podcast.We're approaching kind of a closing of a chapter here.We are.We actually, we are.If anything, this is the last podcast ever and you'll never see us again.Well, maybe not.10.
01:03:24Episode 10's coming up and we're excited for it.10 is going to be big milestone.10's going to be nuts.Big milestone.Yeah, season one's coming to a close.Season two is going to be all...Wait, hang on.Yeah.
01:03:35Sparkly.100.Damn.Whoa.That's tough.It says O-O-1, but that's so cool.Yeah.It's going to be flipped in that.
01:03:45Never mind.What am I.Yup.You got crazy fingers sound.I can't do it.Yep, episode 100 is going to be nuts.Oh, I can do it.No, I can't.
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