The Group Chat - #96 - Grunk Is HERE!!

Episode Date: March 10, 2024

A fresh start to our weekly little show!!!!!! WOOO!!!! AND THANK YOU ALL FOR ALWAYS SUPPORTING. ok that's all. thank you :,) bye-bye!!!! | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Welcome everybody to the first official in-house group chat IRL podcast. Yeah. Oh, my God. How we feeling group? Can I get some shout out from Larry? Woo! Oh, my God, I'm loud. Oh, dude.

We're the new at this. It's about time we actually do it. Drunks here. I'm here, by the way. Hey, guys. Yeah, what's that? I'm drunk. Are you doing, Dr.

How you doing, Greg? I'm here for the weekend. I'm good, though. I'm good. What's up, man? What's up? Hey, what's up, man? I'm sore.

Sorry. So now, hold on. Wait, if I'm not mistaken, this is the first time people are seeing this podcast set up. Yes. Well, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, pretty much. Remember the Thanksgiving video or that cooking video had like a little preview.

What? Yeah, it was. It was when we did not have a preview. I had to sneak in a clip. It was either that video or it was another video. Oh, you know what it was? It was make sure you guys use code group for 10% off. But we didn't even have that video about, do we?

We did. Because it was for the week. It was 22% off at that one time. We did have that set. You're right. That was live. That was the only time. That's so crazy.

Aside from that, this is the, this is now, you can see it now. You know what's going on. You know what's going on. This setup has been in the making for eight years. I think two to eight years. Yeah. Eight or three years. We've been scouting out this house for the last eight years.

Since Grub was a baby. Yeah. They held me when I was a baby. They passed me around. We raised them like a blonde. We passed around. He's our little blonde. He's a human blunt.

He's a human blunt because he makes us so happy. My blood. We all baptized you and everything. We all took turns. I've never been baptized. Neither have. We can pass you around, too. But I'm Baptiste.

Come on. Come on. Let's play Overwatch tonight. You don't play Overwatch tonight. You don't play Overwatch. Make a seat joke. He wouldn't get it. Dude, your grandpa's like ash, like dead, dude.

Get this guy off the pod. Oh! No! That's down, right? Yeah. We haven't even plugged lean yet. Check that guy out in the middle. He's holding it.

Look how much lean we have in the set, by the way. We have a whole jug over here full of lean. We have a moldy cup of good. Look, you can see the condensation on it. Oh, the breath. Whose is that actually? Not mine. That might be mine.

That actually might be mine. Is there stuff in that? There's just a. It's floating mold. There's more. There's mold in there. That's pretty embarrassing. I won't like it.

I wonder if gamers'ups has ever done that. Like, do you think gamer subs ever tested the longevity of it? Gamersubs mold? Yeah, dude. I wonder. Dude, first day on the podcast set up and it's already moldy. Like, yeah. This is real.

How did we do that? This is rock bottom. I'll be real. Like, to everyone out there, Larry's been living in this setup, I think, for like two months. Yeah. I think I saw sleep here and then he had pizza up here too. He was just like, he's chilling. You liar.

You absolutely liar. I had pizza downstairs. That's where I had my pizza. This is work that's living. Yeah, exactly. This is work. Yeah, no, I'm actually, I was just telling grunk that I've been living in this space more than I have in my rooms. My room, I have not touched or done anything to.

That's crazy. Do you just sit at that desk over there? I literally just chill right here. All right. Chill right here. And I like, do you sleep on this couch? I do not. No, I sleep on my, my mattress top.

Oh, I thought you did. You mean you're like, your comfort? He has a comforter on the floor? No, it's a mattress top. I believe that it's comfortable, honestly. It's chill. I trust him. I like sleeping like I'm in war.

It makes me sleep better. No, that's what I'm saying. What are you saying? I like to sleep on the ground with like a big, full of a table. Yeah, I put on like, maybe eat some. I put on like gun ambies like, like I'm sleeping in the trenches or something. He gives himself PTSD.

He gives himself trench foot. I get trench foot. It's cold. I open all my windows. You actually get a bucket and fill it with cold water and mud. You stick your feet like this. And I got toes. I got too nasty.

I don't even know what I think about that. It's awesome. That's awesome. That's cool. Wait, do the leg thing. Oh, yeah, I should, I could, like, do this. Welcome to the IRL. I can just stretch out.

Boy, you nasty. Boy, ew. Actually, wait out. Look, you can go further. Push me up. Push me up. Dude, I think, I think if you were alive, dude, if you were alive in, like, the 1500s and you did that shit,

they would have killed you. They would have been a witch. You would have not lasted the Salem witch trials at all. But then I would do this. Oh. And they'd be like, who. What is the?

All their money. All their shekels. Tanner, you like hurt yourself before the podcast. I wanted to hear about it. Dude. So I was just putting a password in. I kneeled down. And I just feel a slight tear right on my quad.

In my left quad. I kneeled down on this leg. I was like, all right. I started putting the password in. I was like, all right. I leave. I go to my room like, and I can't even lift it like.

I couldn't even lift it like this much. But I can actually like, I'm a little bit better. to hear exactly when that happened to me because we told the story already on the podcast. Like you remember? I don't think so. I guess yeah. Oh yeah yeah exactly what I've snap right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was trying to hit that yeah. Yeah, I wish I had that a recording no on the CCTV, no on the on the on the on the on the cameras on the yeah me doing the dirtiest hit the Kwan. Yes, yes we need to add more cameras around the house.

I don't think we need. Please no. I want more. Can we put one up here? Can we have a camera in every bathroom. Every bathroom, every room, in front of the house. Oh, the garage for the rats. So we could finally see where he's at. I think he moved out. Oh, my God. He packed his bags. Dude, all he could eat was like poison. I think he had to move out. There's four trays of poison and no food. No, I was right. We stopped. I wonder if he bit. Did we talk about the rat yet on the podcast? Yes. A little bit. Did we say he was as big as a shoe? We did. He's a big as a loafer.

A leather lager. Dude, I saw something on TikTok, I think, is rats being used to like find people. and like save people. Oh, because they don't step on landmines to trigger them because they're so light. And they can fit through small holes but like just imagine being saved by a rat.

Can we get a group mouse? Crazy thing. Just one. Humphrey the mouse. Shut up here. Yep. And he's like, oh, let's get a hamster in a cage

right here. He just runs on the wheel the whole podcast. Dude, if it stopped running, I'd actually be worried for him. Like if it was just like lay down for a second. How about we do the longest podcast? When he stops, the whole thing stops.

That's a good idea. The power shuts down. But then we give him steroids. We give him steroids. We give him stereo. We shock him. Taze him. No, don't tase him.

It's like Rocky mouse. We give him like, wait, we give. What if, how mad do you be if I, like, the rat? I gave him HGH in the, in the, how mad would I be? Oh, I thought I said you. You gave him what? What is HGH?

Human growth hormone. And he gets like abs in a beard. Yeah. Whoa. Dude, if you take HGH, your belly just like, you get, what is it called? Bubble gut. You get like Leen Gubh. It's like Linger.

Like Liver King. Yeah. Lither King, oh, yeah. Liver King's got a big old giant belly butt. He still He still eats testicles From animals Can't blame him, dude

Dude, like That's just a step too far Like no one needs that much testosterone Maybe I have to say I could use a little bit more I could use some With some hair in your chest

Never enough Never enough test It never hurts It never hurts I need some dude I need to grow up I need to actually I need to physically grow the fuck up

I need to grow up Because I'll be here We'll be here for another hour Yeah You guys don't know this. We have a live audience right behind the cameras. There's 20 people. Hey, yeah. Hey, kick that guy out. Get him out.

Booz. Dic. Audience is happy. Anyways. All right. We should actually have a machine that throws like shit at us. Like a t-shirt cannon. We make a video with Mark Rover and he makes like our own custom machine.

Can we just do like an Eric Andre type show? You get a breakaway set all the time. Yeah. Yeah, imagine Tanner gets up and someone's like under the chair. It draws out like, imagine, imagine we're just like sitting here like a big hippo like straight by the, by a crane comes like slowly down just a little bit. We act like nothing's happening. A hippo? We could totally do that.

We'll make it happen, folks. Just you let us know. We'll make it happen. Can I just say now it's kind of like, it's kind of crazy being in person and like the idea is just kind of stop for a second. Like the, like the search in my brain to like, want to talk about things like scrambling to think of new things yeah i just kind of want to look at you guys oh you want to just stare at us dude my mom said grunk is one of the most attractive people in the entire group oh what the heck mom's a freak yeah your mom's a single this she watches

she watches hi mom she's like his glow up is insane he's such a handsome boy this is different this is my take on the on the glow up but she said when the glasses are off oh oh i mean that's fair But like people like for the past two or three months, people have just been commenting Grunk glow up grunk mug. You guys need to move on from it. I'm starting to feel like weird about it. It's like, you guys are not weird.

Weird isn't the right word, but it's just like. Annoying. Like I understand. I'm hot. I know. Oh, he understands. He's aware. He's senty and all that.

Is that my, is that ego or humbleness talking? You decide. That's, I think it's 50-50. Yeah. Dude, I think I've been getting uglier. Just like over the years I look at the mirror every day I'm like, damn

Damn, who's getting old? My nose is a little bit more crooked to Yeah, like I have skin like peeling off me right now Oh yeah we can talk about that I'm the only one I think that can show my My tan line What about you have a crazy tan line He's just got red

I'm just like all red I mean you can't even see it Yeah, it doesn't matter You can the devil's it Dude I just I had a we had a rough time I'll say that much We got scurvy. We all got scurvy.

A little bit, yeah. We did a thing outside for many hours and got very burned. For three hours? Dude, I tanned like a mofo though. Let me see that. What? I'm sure. You all you see my arm?

You want to compare? Dude! There you go, dude. Yeah, oh my god. Wow. Am I lighter than you? You might be a little bit. Holy shit.

This is the first time Isaac's not been wearing a tank. I know, because I don't want this. It's because he has a farmer's Forerably ugly farmers tan out. I need to fix this. This is like embarrassing. Like I go to the gym. I'm wearing my tank top.

I look at myself in the mirror. I'm like, damn. Damn. I love when Larry does that. Thank you. Thank you. Why do you about tan lines? Yeah, they're awesome, dude.

It shows that you go outside and they're social. I think it has to do with the fact that I always wore shirts. Like, I was like a fat kid. I wore shirts at the point. pool too. So I had this tan line pretty much my entire life. Oh, did you did you have puppy? Did you have puppy nipples? I was the shirt and shorts kid and I like that was so insecure. Oh yeah. So was I. And then like when I got it then when I got out of the pool like the shirt like got stuck. Yeah. Yeah. I was like oh no. I'm like you all for me. Yeah.

It's like venom. Yeah. It's like everyone at the pool could seem like my eight rolls of fat on my stomach. Yeah. And I'm like no. Then my uncle would be like, what's up big man? I'd just be like fat as it. Yeah, dude, dude, dude, I swear to you. I know only you would relate to this because I was like, did you ever go to a pool with like this big-ass diving board?

Yes. Yeah. Was there anyone who ever was just like, Cannonball. I'm like, damn, bro. I can dive. They always wanted me to belly flop. It was always belly flop with me.

Ouch. Big belly heaven guy. They want to see the big fat guy. They want a big guy. They want a big boy going. Just get. Yeah atomic bomb

I front flip so hard into the pool once That I chipped my front tooth Oh The water? Oh Yeah Yeah it's the water tension in it And like I

When I hit the ground I was like Like my forehead hit the water first Oh Milk boy You do dude Dude dude do you guys like milk Yes

Yeah I absolutely Taylor loves milk I drink milks every day One thing about milk, though, it leaves a nasty aftertaste, so be honest. Nope. It makes your mouth slimy. Like, it leaves a little coating.

Okay, that's true. It's fun. Dude, I did some weird shit with milk when I was like a kid. Okay. What did you do? Tell me about it. I like, I pour it all over myself. Some, like, random guy that lived in my neighborhood came over.

Okay. And I, like, didn't even know him that well. Okay. But, like, he was, like, at my house for a few hours. Okay. Are you a victim? Are you a victim? It's already not sounding.

I'm completely fine. Listen. Oh, okay. So we had a gallon of milk and a BB gun And we were in my bedroom You and this random guy? Yeah What is this setup?

It was actually Now that I'm thinking about it was kind of weird Because I was like 9 and he was like I think 16 So I don't know why he was hanging out with me Oh it was like But anyways I was like And I shot the milk And only the top of it

It was like almost empty He had like this much left And I accidentally forgot about it My dad got pissed He walked in he was like What the hell are you doing Shoot a BB gun in the house And I was like

Dude, I don't know. Like, I'm nine fucking years old. I'm, like, having fun, man. Like, what else am I going to do, that? Like, leave me alone. And then I forgot that, like, I hid the milk so he didn't see what we were shooting. Because I told him we were shooting like it was like a nerve target or whatever. Oh, you lied.

Yeah, I did. And then I forgot about the milk. And then, like, two weeks later, I was like, what is that got off the smell? And it was the solid milk in my bedroom. Dude, I had a, I had milk, like, a little milk carton from school in my backpack for, like a month. And I forgot about it. And it spoiled so horribly bad. And I just remember waking up one day.

And I grabbed my backpack, my mom's like, what the hell is that smell? I'm like, let me see. Oh, damn. Mom's always smell at first. Yeah, no, she was on that shit. And I had to take it out and throw in the trash can. I was like, fuck. You're lucky he didn't explode.

No, I know. I didn't even know they did that, but it happened to my friend at school. And that was not, that was ugly. I remember I left a banana behind my computer and it turned like solid black. Bro, we in our dorm, my mom, my dearest mother, got. us a bunch of bananas and literally I forgot because they got like tucked away behind some other food and we pulled them out like three months later and they were like shriveled and brown and just like this big and it was fudged up there were joints dude I had I had uh orange peels and they

turn hard yeah they got it they turned in like chips and they had a bunch of the they look flowers on my desk we had like no we had a perfect bag of oranges I was like oh yeah I love these oranges They're so good and fresh because I bought them two days ago. Literally four days, like, afterwards, I go to get an orange. There's one that turned into, like, a perfect snowball. It was, like, white. I was like, how that even happened? They get green, and then they get white.

But, like, I bought them in, like, five days. Like, that one was just a bad apple. You got a good orange. Bad orange. You know what fruit is fucked up to buy is, like, raspberries, bro. I had those mold within, like, two days. Dude, it's like that. It's like chapata bread, bro.

You have, like, one piece of chapada bread. You wrap it up the next day, it's moldy. They give you six pieces, but you only have enough time for one sandwich. Oh, man, I like a story. That's a life lesson. That is. Would you say, I said? There's a lot of chabata out there.

What's a chabada bread? Chippata bread. Chippata bread? It's got holes in it. It's so good, bro. You, yeah. Yeah, okay. I was going to say, it was like Easter time.

My mom, she had us, like, my sister and me died real eggs, and then we did, like, an egg hunt around the house. But I forgot. We all couldn't find this one last egg in the entire house. Smell, like rotten egg. And we couldn't find the egg. Dude, who hit them? That's crazy. it was horrible.

God spot. God spot. Dude, if you had like a stupid dumb kid, would you do that for him? A stupid dumb kid? Would you like give them Easter eggs to look for? No. No, if he was stupid and dumb, no. No, this is what I'm going to do with my kid.

I cut them in easy spots. I'm not telling, I'm not telling them about any holidays. That's what I said. The kid's going to be like, Merry Christmas. He's going to be like, what the hell are you talking about? Make up fake holidays and like. Oh, yeah. Truman's show you that shit.

Make a bold of a day. Yeah, should I tell him that there's like like eight Leaf Erickson did It's like Halloween, Lee Ferrickson Day. But it's like year-round, and as he starts hating it, it's like, Yeah. Leaf Harrison take it. And he's like, yeah, because I make him, like, go to school in a tux, like a full tux. Like a full tucks no matter of the weather, he's just, like, sweating his ass off.

But it's Leaf Erickson Day, so what the hell? And he gets no friends, too. Because Erickson has his great-grandfather, so he has to dress up like. Mm-hmm. I'm going to tell him that, too. Absolutely. Yeah, poor children. Don't be fine.

What do you think your kids are going to, like, think of your job, like, now? Like right now where we are You know what? I'm gonna tell you right now This is a crazy Are you gonna tell them Are you not gonna tell them? No dude

I'm gonna get a lawyer I'm gonna take down All these videos They're never gonna know What the hell? This is not gonna tell them I'm an NFL player I play for the Bengals

Come on man When he starts When he figures it out I'm just like All right And I'm gonna leave them For like I'll just leave them

What okay At what age At what age You're gonna give your kids Like internet access 32 probably Yeah Yeah 208

I think 16 I feel like 16 I'm gonna show them Google Foods is when he's born. Dude, internet access, I mean, depends on what it's used for. But, like, social media and stuff like that, bro, you should not be on, like, before 16. Dude, wait. I had, like, Snapchat at 12, and I barely used it.

Google Foods, Google Foods. You think it'd be, like, a good punishment tactic for a kid to sue v. Your child every single time, he gets, like, really bad. What, suvied his hand? No, just the whole kid. Suvi? Suvi. Why did you take off his shoe?

I don't know. When you, like, boil him in water. Suvee. Suvee. Yeah, you put him in a membrane or like a plastic bag and you vacuum seal it and then you boil it. That's what you're going to do to your kid. Ew, I got webbed feet guys. Yeah, Isaac just said he wants to deal it to his kid.

If he's bad, not if he's good. You're going to suvied your kid? Maybe. I didn't even hear that whole part. That's gross. That's gross and unusual. I really, dude, you know what? That was an interesting question.

What will you do with your kids about this time of the night? I said that. Oh, wait. I asked, I asked, how would you tell your kids about you being like a YouTuber? Yeah, no way, dude. I don't know, I feel like we can kind of like sit the bars really high to make our kids be like, oh shit, now I'm never going to top them. No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, come on now. Crazy, crazy, crazy idea, crazy, crazy thought hypothetical here.

I feel like when we have kids and they're, like, sentient enough to understand what YouTube is, like, you're not, like, stupid. I feel like our jobs aren't even going to be that cool. No, I think it'll be cool. Unless you're having a kid tomorrow, I don't think. think so. I don't know. Guys, I like to say so. You think that by a decade, YouTube's not going to be fucking sweet. Yes, I feel like in a decade, everyone's going to be a creator.

We'll be an OG though. Yeah. Okay. It'll be like LeBron. I think within a decade, there's going to be a mass war that's going to send like the entire world into it. Yeah, 2030. 2030. Just letting you guys know.

Watch out, dude. When does Black Ops 3 take place? 2025. No way. Oh, wait. Is that Black O'clock? Oh, that's Black O'clock. Yeah, that's next year.

We're gonna go to nuke town. We gotta fucking, oh my God, I don't look at here. Dude, I can't wait for Halo. I can't wait for us to get into, like,

the halo. I will never get into Halo. We already have the cyber charge. She wasn't ready. What if instead of, like, the Cold War, it was like the podcast war.

Oh, my God. And like, people are actually dying? And then, like, Putin was like, 2065 is when Black Ops 3 takes place. I'm gonna be dead by then. Yeah, me too.

We're not lying. I'm kicking. I'll be like... You're gonna be 65. You're just retiring at that age. I don't know, I've been drinking a lot of stuff recently. I don't know.

There's just a bunch of stuff going through my blood right now. Alcohol poisoning. Yeah. Poor guy. I don't got that much time left, guys. We'll get you out of this, bro. Thanks. You'll be okay, dude.

I appreciate all you. You know. I appreciate all you. I appreciate all the love you giving me. Sorry, this. Sorry, this mic's like, thank you everybody. This mics make me just want to, like, talk really, like, chill.

It's like, I can hear everything. This is, like, different. Can we get, can we be like, like, like that radio, you know those certain radio stations where they're like, welcome back to cool jazz radio. Not at three points. Welcome back.

All right. Go ahead and Larry. What am I doing? You can say whatever you want. Yeah. That's enough of that touch. Cut his mic. Appreciate that.

Thank you. Thank you. I changed the channel already. No more jazz. Yeah, what we're going to do when grunk goes back home is he's off the podcast he's gone.

Yeah, we're gonna throw a party. Yeah, we are, we are trying to die lit, bro, die lit.

We're trying to figure out what to do with Grunk. Last time we did in IRL podcast, he was in a SpongeBob window. I don't see any, yeah,

he was just living in a circle of that was funny. That was funny. That was funny. Like right here. Like right above us. Yeah, I try to it.

I'll never look at you like this. I'll just look at you like that. Well, we should do that. That'd be really funny. It'd be funny. Like, what do you think,

It's just a wall up there, by the way. So it's not going to look cool. I wanted him to be like a robot, dude. Robo with wheels. Yeah, like I walk around the set. What if we put his camera up there, but then we downscaled it to like 15 frames per second and then also like 140p?

That's good. That's good. And he's like delayed horribly. Can we just like squeeze him? So he's just like a really thin. And I'm like a pre-recorded gift. What if we, Oh, that's a good one?

Let's get a Roomba and let's put like an iPad stand on it with grunk. inside and it just kind of like moves a little bit so you only see like the top of his head kind of moving on the bottom of the stairs and roll out the stairs i don't know what movie it is but can he just be like programmed into the house like he controls our temperature and he can talk through intercom that's a disney movie it's a disney movie and like we open the door hello and it's drunk it was like called like mom house or like smart house it was like something weird smart mom house or so But like their mom got programmed into a house And it's like their house is breathing and living

He had like an AI wife An AI house Like Disney's been on this shit for a dude Dude I just thought about it Cat in the fucking hat Remember that movie? Yeah Dude that cat was so like perverted

Was he not? Was he? Wasn't he like after their mom The entire like fucking show The movie wasn't he? I don't know that movie was weird Like I wasn't allowed to watch it When I was really young because of one scene

I don't remember what he did Wait which one? The cat and a hat right though The real version of it Yeah I love that movie We're talking about how he was just like after the mom. He's like, I love that movie. Oh, I have no idea.

Why do you love that movie? I haven't watched it. I had the real one. Yeah, the cat had one. Dude, that was, I laughed so hard as a kid. I remember, that's the only movie I remember as a kid. Because I thought it was just like I wasn't allowed to watch it. No, no, wrong again because literally two nights ago, you were like, dude, we need to watch fucking Treasure Island right now.

No, it's treasure planet. That's a good movie, too. Treasure Planet is a good movie. See, I don't even know the name. That's how. Treasure Planet is a really good movie. It is. It's a slept on.

I'm telling you. If I can see you, you want to make out? Whoa. Is that the one where they're in the ship and they're in space? Yes. And the pirates's like a dad.

No, his dad leaves him. Yes. Yep. I've seen that movie. It sounds like one piece. It is one piece. It is.

Honestly, it is some of the best animations. It's ahead of its time. Head of its time. Dude, Tanner, what the fuck? Are we like? It's the best movie ever.

Are we like babes right now? Dude, sit next to each other. Holy shit. You guys are so far apart. I've not even been able to make eye contact with you one time. I got like a sneak peek of your eye. Talk about you, Larry. Oh, hello.

I thought you said Isaac. No. Yeah, I heard Isaac. Dude, okay. I said I. Funniest movie when I was a kid. Flubber. Open season.

Oh, open season is true. Open season was insane. That's a great movie. Open season was fine. I loved Over the Edge. Over the Hedge was also one of the most classic music. I don't know. It reached me out.

When the Turtle lost his shell. He was naked. You saw his butt. Big turtle butt. Big turtle butt. That was pretty fire. That thing was huge for a turtle. Yeah.

For a turtle. For a turtle name, what was his name? No. No, that's home alone. Not Marve. What was his name? Benson? No, it wasn't Benson.

That was the bear. He was like, Randall. Turtle name opened. Harvey. Harvey. Harvey was the, uh, Alex pull that up. I think.

Jamie pull up. Turtle name it over the head. Pull up naked turrets. from over the hedge. What is his naked boat? Burn! Oh, it is burn! That's right.

Lactosin-tolerant, abhorrent, he looks weird. Like, I'm sorry. It just looks weird. He used to look like this. He looks weird. Yeah, honestly, Grunkey did. That was like eight months ago.

Our very first trip, our very first trip to Austin, that's what you looked like. Dude, that trip was so fun. I think about it often. It's like a fun, that was a fun trip. There's so many stories.

That location was awesome. It was crazy. Yeah. Like the Airbnb? It was crazy. Yeah. Like, that's one sunset. Oh my girl.

That was beautiful. Remember the lightning, like the thunderstorm that happens? Dude, that was lit. That was really cool. If we died that that day, I wouldn't even care. That was, like, too perfect. That was the first time I rode on a Tesla and I threw up. Yeah.

It was so weird. Because Mitchell, like, like, accelerate and, right? Accelerate and, like. Well, that thing moves so weird. Tesla's move, like, way too agile. When you're parked. Dude, be careful what you say. Dude, Tesla drivers love their Tesla's.

I know, dude. Go ahead. If you say that they're going to be like, I care. It's not shit. I'm not shit. I'm not leaving this house. I'm gonna stay here forever. I don't care.

Yeah, well, have fun. Distributing your fossil fuels all into the atmosphere, you're cost of the great house. No CO2. I charge my car like a toll. And also, my solar panels are shingles on my house. What do you mean? You don't have a starlight. I charge my car at nighttime when I get like $12 to the charge.

Starlink? You're poor. Damn, you guys hate Tesla. Yeah, that's crazy. I used to like Tesla, but now I just I don't like Tesla anymore. I think they're starting to drive. I just want to play Terraria and lean back while the drives for me.

Oh, okay. That's the move. Or traffic. Yeah, through traffic, nine to five traffic. I'm just like... Okay, wait, that is a good... Why are your eyes closed? Oh, no.

Because he's driving for me. Oh, I'm playing too. I just want to play. No, he has to neuro link. I got neural link. I close my eyes. I see the whole screen. He's got neural link.

He's got the Apple Provisions on as well. You're on the moon. You got a beer in the back seat. I do whatever I want. Why isn't that a thing already? Wait, what the hell? That is a thing. Yeah.

No, I'm saying like, why hasn't no one done it, though? People have done it. The whole thing. Apple Vision. Neurlink is not available to everyone yet. Well, no, not Neurlink. I mean, like, Applevision, drinking, gambling, and driving. Well, I've seen that.

That I've seen. Dude, they said they gave NeuroLink to, like, the first human, and they could see, like, Clash of Clans to their eyes. No, that's fake news. You see the perspective. Are you kidding me? Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

That one video. Of the VR video. Dude. And the guy's like, I have a crazy. I have a crazy. If you look up the video right now, you're going to find my comment. You can open an ink. incognito thing.

I literally comedy like four years ago. I just want to say this for the future. We're not recording the screen right now. Who cares? I like Vern. He's cool. In the future, we're going to have the screen up on the, so you guys can see what's going on. Dude,

Hog Rider, VR video, I think was so ahead of its time. That made me want to play VR Classic Clans. Dude, it actually made me want to experience being in like a healer spell. I'd be a bowler. That's all it took. There is.

In a healer spell? Yeah, you never saw the heel spell? Finally, I am a hog rider. I think I was drunk. 71,000 lives. Isaac got a 71,000 likes on a comment. He said, finally, I am a hog rider.

I was definitely not sober. I think I was genuinely in VR. You were chill about it. This video is 100 million views. Dude, they got so much money from this. Dude, it's a crazy video. No, it's great. It's a great video.

I watch it when I go to bed. This video right here? Yeah, I try to shift into this reality whenever I dream. I wish. This is my headspace when I try to sleep. Dude, this is, I think, the perfect, like, fantasy world ever. Look at this.

Are you kidding me? He just ate a butterfly. Look at that guy's on the piano, dude. Come on, grunk. I love hog riders. And then watch. Watch what happens when they drop the healer spell, and everything just stops. It's, like, all calm for a second.

And you hear, ah. Yeah, dude. Dude, this is, like, my day-to-day battles look like this in my head. Is this even a good, like, battle, like, an army, like an attack? Hog riders minions. Hog riders is crazy. That's crazy. This is pretty good. Not for the recent right now, but they were all dying though.

They're all dead. There's a king. Ready, ready, ready, ready, get ready. Dude. What, can they hear this? Or can they see this? No, they can't see this. They can't see, they can't hear.

There it is. And he's healed. You guys suck for this. I have to edit this in. Sorry, dude. Stop. Stop. The love of God.

Oh, now we're a clash royale, dude. Yeah, look at you. Are you hyped or what? Yeah, we just got stepped on. Take out it's over, though. That was sick. Let's go back and watch it again. No.

Nah, we're chill. Okay, it's fine. Okay, so, hey, Nick. Yeah. I hate to put you in the spotlight, but I feel like we have to address something. Yeah, go ahead. Now the beach starts. There we go.

I want you to explain to the audience the importance of the relationship between Jinky and Bricky Hill and how absolutely passionate you are about someone else's, I was trying to just like have a good day walk outside and he was like dude jinsey's got a hickey on his neck I'm like dude I'm trying to just walk out dude okay I'm trying to have a good day

dude okay okay let's see I thought you're gonna address my shoes inside I thought we were gonna talk about that but okay we could talk about that for other thing no jinxie and break a hill dude I was just watching a jinxie's dream right so I had saw that they were like collabing I guess like a long time ago I think everyone did and I was like oh shit

like interesting I guess I don't know and then she was on another live stream and I was like in call with Yummy and I was like don't single me out dude it was not just me it was also

you had a pod you had a pog reaction I have a clip of you going no way I was yeah no way because Jixie gets a kill Jixie gets a kill Brecky Hill like leans up and they kiss and now I'm like

bro are you kidding me dude my fucking world is exploding Bricky Hill and Jinks are dating and that was like I guess before before there yeah but that was like the first out of a hundred dude I stayed in that stream to watch again because I did not believe it yeah but you stayed in that mindset I was like having a good day just kept telling me lore about and then yeah and then like two days later Tanner walks like out like right near my my PC and I was like I turn around I just swing around my chair and I'm like Tanner jinks he has a hickey on his neck from

Brecky Hill so wait no hold on hold on my day's already ruined No, give me a second. You did that to him and then you did it to me after I tried to go to the gym. He said, dude, dude, Isaac, where you going? Where you go? Come here, come here, come here. And I come over and he was like, look, it's a fucking hiky. Bro.

You're like a dad. I called you a fan and then I laughed. You did call you a fan. Wait, so, so Tanner and I were playing basketball and these little kids that were playing basketball on the other side, they were using jinxy lingo. They're like, good aim, go ahead. There's like all of them doing there. The future.

I like did that when I was trying to. Dude. That reminds me. We were playing pool. There's like a public pool table at our school. And there's this girl there that was like just singing the whole time, like in an obnoxious way. Like wouldn't stop. And she was like, oh, it was terrible.

It was truly terrible. Do your best. Do your best. Reenact. Dude. Okay. Let me think. Exactly.

Like, it's like, she, so she'd miss a shot and be like, oh, I just missed a shot. And it's like, oh, and she was like, I gotta go pick up my boyfriend. And I was like, ah, no, it was me and Camden. And Camden, bro, we had to leave early. We were planning to stay there for a while. We had to leave early after that. We had to leave early too. That's insane situation.

Remember that, Tanner? We had to leave a little early, too. Because they just started saying the whole jinxy stuff. Yeah. I mean, they're telling me I was like, you're gonna break a shot. Yeah,

yeah, you're going to break that shot and like it switches and you're like, oh, and like licks his ice cream as he walks away. How old was it? There were like seven. I don't know. No way.

They were like nine or ten. Those are the jinxie fans. His fan base is young as shit. Nine and ten. Like either nine, 10 or 12. It makes sense. Like it's,

it does make sense. It does make sense. What we were watching when we were younger. It's basically the same thing. But it ranges. dude. It definitely range. It's same with like all the other streamers, dude. Yeah. They were, they were so young

that they were like the ice cream chucks. When the ice cream truck showed up, they were like, that's all young they were. They're like, Brandon, Brandon, I got you ice cream. I got you. I got you. Oh, no way. That is wild.

I'm not going to lie. That sounds like if if I was like a child, that sounds like a, like a great day. It was. Yeah, ice cream and jinxy like what hell? Making jinxy references playing B-ball. The ice cream truck comes up. And they were playing brawl. And they were waiting.

All of this happened because they were waiting for one of their friends to bring the basketball. Yep. And then once their friend came with the basketball, they're like, dude, we can ball up now. We can play now. Finally, he's here. He pulls up on his bike. That's on his bike. That's so true.

It's like a perfect life going down to that park. Did we talk about when me and Tanner played the pickup game? Do we talk about that? No, you never did. Did we not? I don't think you guys talked about that is so funny. There was like two, like, eighth graders at the park and they're like, like me and Nick walk up and they're like, you want a 2B2.

I was like, oh, I don't know. Like, Nick's finger was, like, messed up and he didn't want to play at all, really. He was, like, sitting down. And then, like, Tanner walks up five minutes later. I was like, he said he wants the 2B2, and they're like, okay, bet, let's run it. And then, uh... And then I've never played basketball. I've never 2 v2.

I'm like, already out of shape and tired. Dude, you guys were down? I don't even know. I think that it was, like, 11? We were down 10 to 2. And we were playing. We were playing. We were playing. Make it take it once in 2's first to 11 wins.

So they were one point away from winning. And then, dude, Tanner, I look. Tanner, he's like the most red I've ever seen of it. I was dripping sweat. He's like, Nick, you got it going for me. Nick, you got to go in for me. Yeah, I tapped out. Oh yeah, he checked out. I forgot.

Dude, dude, we were playing on a court that's like the quarter of a size of an actual court, and we were only playing on half of that. Tanner. Dude, I was running the entire time. I was trying to get the ball bag, dude. I was being defensive. I was like Draymond Green. Dude, those eighth graders thought that Yummy and I were like freshman in high school.

Did they? Remember they asked, they're like, y'all, freshmen? Look at your tattoos. Oh, my God. Look at me. A freshman in high school. What is the freshman? They're like, where are you?

You guys are like super seniors? Who's I do is they didn't know. They didn't know how old we were. They were like all curious. They were like, are you guys in the college or high school? They were in eighth grade. They thought we were one year older than them. Wow.

They said, what they probably said freshman and I think they might, they said freshmen. Like, are you freshmen? No, no, no. You know what happened to? I remember one time I went out with you guys And I was recording you guys And there was these kids that were also probably like like

Freshman and they were like You guys should get your mom over here and like have her record to you guys I was like oh yeah think of that that yeah let me go ask my mom real quick and then I like fake the whole thing But they wait do you remember hold on with the basketball because the story's not over again Oh shit we're down 10 to two Tanner's gas dude like he get basically he's done I was just kind of like passing it to him and I won't fucked off and I tapped out.

Yeah, he tapped me in to go play and I can't play. I can't touch the ball. So literally, uh, I don't know what happened. I tapped into my inner Kobe. And then I hit like five threes in a row. And we, we dogged on these fucking eighth graders and beat him at the fuck. Dude,

if you guys lost those eighth graders, they would have gone to all their friends and bragged about it. It's true. Yeah, it's pretty funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, it was insane. Okay, to be fair, I didn't know, like the, exactly the fundamentals of shooting. Like,

my elbow was flared. I did, I was shooting off my pinky, not the threes. I was just doing everything bad and I was gassed. We didn't even learn about that technique. I don't know. Every time I talk to Tanner, it's like when he's with me, he's like, oh, fuck man, I keep messing out. I don't know what's

going on. And then every time I'm not playing with him, he's like, I was draining it all day. I was like, oh, we gotta go inside court. He has performance anxiety. I do. I haven't performed. But Tanner has always played basketball. I remember when he used to live in Washington, he would remember he just prop up his phone

in the gym? That's when I was super into it. But when I moved here, I completely stop playing. I just picked it back up. There are several videos I have where we're all on Discord. Tanner's like shooting threes and we say like this one's for whatever, this one's for whatever. You didn't make a single one. But it was funny. It was funny. For a guy who like never played basketball

Tanner can shoot. Yeah. I can shoot a little bit. Yeah. I just had to get the form down. I'm inconsistent though because I forget about form. I'm just like, oh. Then I just like kind of throw it. I used to play basketball. I lost every single morsel of anything even remotely closest skill.

I can't shoot. Isaac, you shoot so funny. You and Larry both. I can't shoot for shit. shit dog i think nick's funny y'all don't know about my draer yeah but you're like you throw it really yeah you have an aggressive arc you're like it's like you're really strong

you like a football player yeah you play like how football players play basketball i push the ball he does does he just looks really fucking strong like he's so stiff like his whole body's like a statue and his arms are like you're like loose yeah my my cousins used to call me like the Mexican troll because uh because i

Mexican? Yeah, they are. But it was because they would play, so like, they were my neighbors, and so they would play outside, and I'll hear them, and so I'd just, like, pull up without saying anything, and then, like, I'll pull up like as if I was already playing, so I'll just grab the ball and start shooting with them. They're like, where the hell

did you even come from? You weren't even here like a second ago, and we lost the ball and you grabbed and you, like, put it in. No. And I come out of nowhere. You're sneaky, because I came up here and I picked, dude, no, you're actually sneaky. You had your shysty on two, and it made you quiet. I was like, get my water. I was like, and I look behind my shoulder and you just like

kind of like standing there. Just like, I was like, dude, how long have you been there? You just have your shystone? But you do the same thing. Yeah, I know. I got quiet. Yeah, you are quiet. You do the same thing. You like quietly go down the stairs. Oh, cat like. I get my water and I go back up.

My feet are so loud. They're so squeaky on the floor. You, you and him, if you guys are barefoot, you're the only two or ever barefoot ever. I got flat feet. You guys pitter, like toddlers. I'll hear you coming. Yeah. Sorry. I put on socks for the podcast

Yeah, brown-ass socks. One day I'm letting them out. I'll say it right now. And I'm just going to go, No, no. The foot cast. Yeah, what if it gets brown on the table there? Like a permanent state, like a shadow. Like radiation, like that's, that side load.

No, I put them up, but it looks like it's still there. It's like a shadow. So for the next podcast episode, can we get all of the sidemen on? Yeah, let's get it. We can fit. We can fit. I think that they should all fit on this. How many sidemen are there?

Seven. 12 or something. There's a lot. There's a 14. No. How do I join their career? There's so many. Dude, wait, wait, we're acting.

We're like, we're like Luffy's crew and they're like, oh, hell yeah. Wait, we're like the Phantom Troop right now. Something happened. Isaac, you are fayton. Let's go. Who's that? Huh? He's like the short little guy with the knife.

No, a short little guy has the collar. He just summons the goddamn son. inside a spider ball for no reason I don't even know I'll be Crollo for a day I'll be Uvo You're not bro

You're um Who are you then I say Don't you dare call me the dude That has the long earloor He hates me a dude With long ears I don't know why I'm not the guy

With the long earlo You have two options Guy who dies Or that guy Or Elob or Elob There's no in between You want Misaoka

Regardless I don't care Yemi Sisusoka You guys We're having technical difficulties What did you just do I don't even know

How that happened His headphones came out My headphones came out yeah you don't need to hear this we're cool we're all right you can just guess what we say from now on brook there you go dude and we're back in and we're back what if it broke the whole set up everything the light shut off oh that would suck the whole oh yeah that would stink our house blows up our AC broke and now it's fixed again yeah no it's still not fixed it's still what it's 70 no no it's still not fixed yes it is it's not fixed 100%

dude I literally has it I turn the AC guy has to come back again on day. That's because it's ducted work. That doesn't even matter. I literally, I turned the fan off because you were cold. It is never cold up here. Dude, it's kind of warm. It's never. I'm warmer now. I'm saying that it's not 100% complete. Like, yeah. Gamer subs. Gamer subs told me that. Yes, Tanner. Well, we, oh, sorry. I just want to say I got to take the first pee of the podcast. I drank an entire TV 12. Oh. Oh, yeah. There's a thing is my juice. Please get out of here. All right. I just got to pee. I'll see you guys. This is like a moment in history, actually. Don't forget is the first.

Yeah, don't walk with those. Actually, walk with the mic. Take the mic with you. Yeah, you guys want to hear me? No, get the hell out of it. Are you going to be the first poop or no? Dude, I pooped before the podcast.

I let it out. Thank God. I would go, actually. It was, those times I pooped, it was real. Like, if I, if I could have pulled it, held it, I would have. What bathroom did you use? Isaac's.

Mine. Blew it up. If those times I left to poop, if I could have held it, I would. But, like, I physically couldn't. Did you notice yet that Isaac doesn't flush? sometimes after he pees no

excuse me I remember one time I told I was I was like dude you forgot to flush the toilet he's like no dude it's just a toilet bowl I'm like it's not what

Twibble's not yellow Isaac you need to whoa you gotta be humble you gotta be humble what is that you gotta accept here your false

you gotta have respect for the bowl see I clean the things that I do Nick you ruined the shit out of my bathroom our bathroom I do not ruin it

You explosive shock and diarrhea Shit, that's not true That is not true I had to buy toilet cleaner You've never done that Oh No you haven't For sure

Never bought toilet cleaner So what I'm hearing is that Isaac is more responsible than Nick That's a question That is You're gonna spark so That is a very I wanted Isaac's bathroom

Two days ago There was piss in the toilet I'll just say that Hey and one on his head That's impossible I want to hit the mic No I went in there for fucking Alovera

Because my whole body was a piece of leather. That wasn't pee. That was the Gatorade. Yeah, the Gatorade. What? The famous Gatorade. What?

Nobody's doing that. I am. What? So you can drink it later? Isaac moved Diffy. And then you don't flush? No, I'll leave the Gatorade in there. Shut up.

So what the Gatorade does is it goes down, when it goes down the plumbing, it cleans because it's acidic. Right. The citrus is acidic. And the electrolytes. And it can clean while going down. It's a great, it's a great use. Everyone at home, I want you to try.

this method, see what happens. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, ruin your bowls. Go ahead. It's like a waste of $2. Also, Gatorade came out with water. They did, and I tried it. Is it good?

I want to try it. Does it taste like anything? Just water? It actually tastes more whole, if that makes sense. Oh. They put, like, the alkaline or whatever. They pack it full of minerals. I don't like that.

Yeah, it's like, you ever had smart water? Yeah. It's like that. I want to have it. It's not bad. I like their nozzle. Where'd you did it? Where'd you find it?

Isn't our little college market. You should go to college. Dude, colleges are ahead. I'll go to college. They are so ahead. Dude, some schools have a full, like, you know how the Coke freestyle machines exist and, like, fast food? Yeah.

Gatorian has, like, a fill-up station. You're kidding. And it has, like, a bunch of different flavors. At IMG, they have that. Yeah, at IMG Academy, Florida and, like, a bunch of different schools. College is having. What? I don't even know that.

That is crazy. I always thought it was crazy that colleges even had, like, Starbucks inside. I was like, what the hell? That was the crazy thing to me. They want them there. I mean, you know? Right, right. I would go there every day.

My school has so many, like, We only have like three, like, college places, and the rest are just, like, food chains. It's actually kind of crazy. Yeah, no, that's the only, the only college I ever toured. There was, like, Pan Express, Chick-fil-A, Starbox, Donald's, Burma. Yeah, but like, whoa. Literally me. Do they have airport prices?

No, we just swipe. Hey, there he is. And Q the Trumpet. Ladies are good. The podcast. Oh, baby. Triple. Yeah.

Yeah. Quadruple Put on your fucking headphones, come on, get on the mic Dude Oh, here we go What if I like use all your like things, your utensils like your fingernail clipping? You just saw all my nails and my hair in your saying I didn't flush, I left the ring

You shave your chest I shave all my body hair You take a shower with your bar of soap I see a bunch of like wax strips You see hair all over your soap Yeah, no thanks Somebody made fun of Larry for his poop soap in his shower.

He does have poop soap. He does. I saw that. I was like, that's probably private. Dude, it looks like it's a piece of poop. Wait, what's poop? It looks like,

it looks like you're wax. Oh wait. Can I bring it out? It's so funny. Oh my God. It's gonna be stuck to the thing. Come on. Wait, is it is.

It's so funny. Yeah, it is. Yeah. It's so good. That shit will either destroy your face. No, it doesn't even smell good. It's just, there's something inside of it. It sounds pretty good.

Like, makes it's crazy. I don't know. I don't use it on my face. me what you're saying african something so i remember i walked into into larry's bathroom and i was just like i like pee and then i look over to my right i just see this like log looking thing and i'm like why is larry got a piece of turrude it looks like it looks like a poop it looks like a huge yeah one dude who saves his piss in the in the toilet bowl one who sees his poop on the side when i was in high school i actually got a rice crispy edible that looked like this so

a rice crispy edible that looked like african box soap yeah and i ate the whole thing it was literally fucking green. I would not eat this, by the way. It looks like a cake. It does. No, it looks pretty good. I'd eat that. Wait, is this an exfoliant? What does it do? Yeah, yeah. There is something crazy. I think it's, uh, it makes your skin super dry. It is an exhalian. I guess it's sort of. Wait, why would it do that for you? So like the worst soap ever?

Because it can, it can help, uh, something to do with pimples and acne, I don't know. Wait, maybe I need that. I like saying shit. No, I bought it. I haven't. It's a, it's a, it's not home. I threw it out. I feel like you have a pimply ass, grown. No, I have a sick disease passed down for my father where. it's like oh yeah

but it's like it's like I just get hella that's down from my father I get hella pimples on my legs and it's not it's nothing to do with hygiene

like it just happens dude they called my real like I had my they call my dad the gorilla because out here he was like wow like when he had to when he would go to the pool

my uncle would be like hey take your sweater off but he already have his shirt off it was so funny what it's like performance he was like dude I can't And here's the ape.

He's like all hair. Dude, when he'd like be in the pool or something like that, would you see his hair is kind of like floating? Yeah, it'll be floating. It was like, I'd get up and they're all flat on his badge. I'm not even exaggerating his, like his chest when he's in the pool. It was like, it was like flowing. Yeah, it was perfect. That's what would I aspire to be.

I just want to be that guy. Would it be the chest. I want to be that guy, pal. The hairy dad in the pool. Just like, er, give me a beer. Tank top? Would you wear a tank top? No.

Oh. I think I'll get comfortable off to just let my... Yeah, just let it all out. Not give a fuck. I want a big old dad, 300 pound belly when I'm in. Yeah, as natural as you can be, dude. But I want also huge calves. Like that's it.

Huge calves from walking around. Yeah, giant belly. Thin arms or built arms? Ah, just like big tubes for arms. Like kind of big wrists. Like your forearms are the same size as your, as your biceps. And this is like, and my wrist too. Like my watch is super tight on my wrist.

It's like turning purple. Your head's like purple. Your ring on your fingers is like, so. I've thought about that. What age does that happen at? I gotta be careful. 30s and 40s. And your hands get all fat and bony. Oh, dude, I'm creeping up on that age.

I'm scared. Dude, what? You're not creeping up on that age. I'm almost there, man. I'm creeping up. 40s and 50s. Just that I thought that your bone structure can't grow anymore. Like, what even happens?

It's probably not bone. Swelling, maybe arthritis when you're older. I don't know. I don't know. I think you just get like dad strength. Dude, did anyone ever, why does your nose never stop growing? Does it not? Cardilage doesn't start growing.

I feel you say that as like a bully too. Yeah, like old guys. Is that true? Oh, yeah. I believe it's cartilage. Do you smell better? No. Like you sniff better things?

No, dude. Sniff better. I thought you meant like smell better. Of your five senses, which one's the weakest right now? Smell for me. I feel like I'm damaging my ears. Mine's vision. My vision's going bad.

I think it's from all the blue light from looking at all the monitors. The glasses are real. I'm just going to let you guys know. I'm just gonna let you guys know. I don't even have that problem with glasses, so you shouldn't. What? Optomologists.

Optomology. Optomagist. Yeah, optometrist. No, you know what? I know what it is. It's taste. I think my weakest link is taste. Oh yeah,

because you can't have like mayonnaise. Yeah, no. None of you three can smell. I can't smell. I said smelling. Actually, you guys all have problems.

We'll both be like, dude, that fridge is fucking rancid. And you guys literally stick your nose into the fridge. You're like, I don't smell a thing? Dude,

I have a billion dollar nose. My nose is so good. I don't smell anything. I don't smell anything. What are you talking about? Wouldn't smell and taste be like sort of the same thing? Kind of. Yeah, a little bit.

You should have one of that the other. Oh, and yummy's got a really important story I'm gonna remind him of. You should explain when you bit into a fucking pickle the other day. Dude, yeah. What the hell? What the hell actually? I don't know. I'm scared about it.

Come on, see. That's not true. Because you can get, uh, what is botulism from an old fucking pickle? What is botulism? It's like you can die, basically. What the hell? Like an old canned pickle. So you risk dying?

Explain what happened because it's, I heard this. And I explain my side of story first? No. No. After he explains his. That's bullshit. Because mine is like the actual truth of everything. Oh, you're a liar.

I'm worried about it. I'm going to get your chance. He's my, no, he's my witness. I already know what you're to say, you're an idiot. They weren't like that old, but they were pretty fucking old. I guess like pickles aren't the worst thing to eat old. But anyways, uh, I walk in there,

shut up. No, they were old as fuck. Yeah, okay, but listen, I walk in there and I'm pretty sure Tanner's high or something. He's just looking at the easy he's eating he's got like three sandwiches on the table. I had soup and two sandwiches. Damn that's yummy. And he's got a pickle and he looks he's like you want a pickle? And it's like yeah, sure. And I like look at it and they like look really white and I'm like oh I'm like are these good? And it's like yeah.

They're not white. They were pretty white dude. For a pickle they were a light green. They're like a cocery pale. They were they're organic. And then anyways I was like are these good and I was like yeah, I just bought them a few days ago. And I was like, okay. That's when I was like, just straight up lies to me. And I'm like, okay, a few days ago, sure I'll eat it. It really didn't taste that bad. But I just ate it.

I was like, all right. It was crunchy, wasn't it? I mean, yeah. It had a snap. It had a little snap to it. Dude. But I was like, okay. And then I'm like, are you sure?

Because somebody started laughing a little bit after I ate it. And I was like, are you guys sure this pickle's fucking okay? And then I was like, by the way, I bought those back to the other house. No. What's wrong with you? And then I was like, are you? Can't get me. He's like, yeah, but it's fine. I checked the expiration. They're good. I was like, are you sure? I thought they bought him in this house. That's why when he said other house, I was like,

and then when you look at the expiration, it beginning of November last year, they expired. You're an asshole, Ozzy. You're fucking, okay. You're out. Oh, oh, stop. Stop, stop. Stop, shut up. Let me explain myself, you freaks. Oh, here we go. How will you get the right for this? The guy who eats a week old pizza like it's nothing. You ready for this? You ready for this? So, I bought two jars of pickles at the old house and they were fantastic. They're great pickles. I don't know. They were so good. Shout out. Yep. Shout out pickles. They're like the closet. They're good. Yeah. They're perfect pickles. So one was kosher and one was not. I don't remember which was which. I ate both of them and they tasted like pickles.

But you saw with your own two eyes, unless you didn't look because you were pretty pissed off at me for a second. But one jar expired in November, which I didn't see the expiration date on because it wasn't on the side of the jar that these pickles had their expiration date. I look at this one. I'm like, holy F, dude. I bought these at the old. house and they expire next year in February 24th, 2025. So I was like, oh my God, these are great pickles. I'm like, oh, dude, surely. And then it just wasn't. So my bad. Whoops. They taste it. They tasted so good. They tasted fine. Because I had one. No, they taste it so good to me. I ate three of them and put one on my sandwich. Bro. You were also high, so you probably could have eaten anything. You know what it tasted? Yeah. And you were hungry too. So you had it. I was a good pickle. And you were hungry too. So you ate all day. Dude, it was the coldest.

fucking pickle of all time it hurt my teeth when I've been into it. Because they've been in the fridge for fucking years, dude. You guys are animals when it comes to food. I'm not gonna lie. You guys are scathing. What are we eating after this? Uh, nothing. Yeah, we're not going to be.

Wait. What? Hello. We can't eat, dude. You bought the pickles in the last house. Mm-hmm. We transported a fridge. Yeah, why didn't we just throw them?

Oh, no, no, no. So like, did they get unrefrigerated and then re-refrigerated? Actually, yeah, probably. Bro. They were one of the last things to come. But it's the brine. It's like pickle juice is like healthy for you. Yeah, dude,

pickles are non-perishable. It gets when it opens, it doesn't matter. Time out. Speaking of fucking refrigerators, okay? My refrigerator is in the garage plugged in because Yommy asked if he could use it.

That is because Isaac Y hogs the fucking refrigerator. I do not do. So yes you do. Whoa. Hold on, let me finish. Let me finish. I told Yummy,

I said to Yummy, I said, Yummy, you are allowed to use that refrigerator. Of course you can. The only rule to that fridge is Isaac Y can't use it. Everyone else can. That is my rule. Fucking crazy.

No, you have an entire. You have it for everything in that fridge. I'm going to start, dude, this is going to become like a war. I'm like one country. You could be whatever stupid,

stupid-ass country you want to be. I'm going to start locking out all my resources and you're going to be coming crawling on bed. You're going to be like, you live. You live. You live with four other people. You live with four other people

and you're going to, claim two fridges plus your own mini fridge. I didn't not claim shit. You know how bad it is? You know how bad it is? I bought oranges and jello and I was going to put it in Isaac's fridge, but I couldn't. I had to go put it in Yommies fridge. And then I clean it out. I clean that. That's why I never bought anything. That's why I never bought anything. You're full of shit for that. You're full of garbage and pooping shit. As soon as I started using Nick's fridge, does I start buying groceries? Yes or no. Yeah. Yeah. I don't fucking know. I guess I'm locked out from the fucking fridge. Dude. You are because you have your own fridge at this point.

Dude, you're full, no. It's just sauce. Dude, it's just sauce and milk. It's a community fridge. Listen, this is why Isaac does. It's a community fridge. I buy grocery like a mom. You're like an invasive species, honest to God.

You're a termite in my head. You literally are like- Shut up, Larry, I'm not talking. Shut the hell up. All right, listen, listen. This is what Isaac. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. This is what Isaac does. Okay, it's 10 p.m. All right. He opens the fridge up, puts his hands on his hips, and he's like, all right, liftovers or, Door dash today. Let me see. Oh yeah, some Chinese that I bought like two weeks ago No, I'll still keep it in there. Yeah, I'll keep it in there

See some chick floy I bought a month ago now keep it back in there for end of the night Let me do it some more back in that for it. It's so gross it's so gross I think that's nasty you need to realize oh I'm nasty Do you know what a Chipotle bowls look like when you have leftovers? Like you put it into the fridge and come back to take it back out it looks fucking disgusting right had half of that with like fucking wings like terriaki wings or some shit like that

oh that was funny as shit yeah you smorgasbord no no that was real they actually Chipotle X Popeyes they made a collab I got like a whole bunch of chicken tenders from Popeye's in a Chipotle bowl with rice and beans let me tell you what I saw Isaac too wasn't even me ago he had a

Chipole bowl he opened and he's like I wonder if this is still good to eat the very top is just all brown guacamole and he just goes he scrapes it off The top brown there's gone. It's green under. He's like, yeah, that's probably good. I was it. He's like, yeah, that's good to go. Dude, and then he wonders why he's got the most rancid fucking farts of all time.

Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest. Out of all the things I eat, shut the fuck off, Willie damn! Look, you like go like this, you like this. Oh, never in my life. Oh no, oh, never in my life. I am sitting on the couch. Keep me switch spots. I want to be on this opcouch. This is a whole bunch of opi caches. Dude, everyone's your op at this point. Hey, go fuck you. I was taught never to waste food,

and that's how I live. Nope. I'm never going to waste another morsel food. You're not wasting food, but you're wasting space. How the fuck? What are you talking about? You know,

someone put on Sarah, I'm snapping to that one. What the fuck is her name with the sad puppies? And then imagine those are all the sad puppies that don't get to eat because you just are a wasteful freak. How about that?

Dude! I'll give you an example. You buy an acre of land. Okay, and on that acre of land, you want to build a house, but you don't want to build a house for another two months. You go back to that land a month later.

There's 19 fucking hobos with campsites all over the place. But you're like, no, dude, we're just using it, but it's a community space. All right, we're sharing it. We're just occupying it a little bit. This analogy sucks. No, that's a pretty good analogy. No, that analogy fucking. And then Nick's like, hey, yummy, it's okay.

I have an acre of land you can use too. And then 48 more hobos come over there and then they're fucking using the same thing. Yes. What? Okay, Isaac. Except, what their name is Isaac? I'm looking for the bar. Isaac Y, hobos.

And I'm the hobo. And they all have a fridge that they all want to show. Isaac, I don't understand why you're getting possessive almost and entitled to a fridge that like you pretty much forced yummy to plug in. Because it's for everyone! I'm not going to drink eight gallons of milk, Nick. I will. Use your head. Dude.

I'm not going to eat all the cereal. You need to calm down. Holy shit. You need to calm down. I'm locking down all of my resources. after this podcast goes live. Ain't no one in this room getting no more sugar-free nothing. Okay.

Dude, you can't hold me. That's fine. Don't you. Don't you. I'll sneak them out. I'm okay. Hey, I'll sneak them.

That refrigerator in the garage is for everyone. But Isaac Y, because Isaac Y has his own refrigerator. I'm gonna get mad. Why are you mad about that? You already have a fridge. Why are you mad? Isaac, you forced you can't have two fridge.

Yudmy literally was like, I have no place to put all of my meal preps. Can I please? use yours and I said sure. Okay, I'm going to be real. I'm going to be real. If you didn't order 48 boxes of chicken terriaki from the meal prep store, maybe there'd be space for it, dude. But it's all of your leftovers. I've seen how many you order. There's, I do 12.

The most I'll have at a time is 16 and they're very small. They're tiny. He can stack them. Yeah. Yeah. They're tiny. The entire world is against me. Okay, no, no, listen, listen, I don't think so. You choose the stupidest hills to die on. Damn. The fridge one? Runk flying in talking shit.

I know. I have to sit here like this can use my bathroom. I'm gonna be like soft willy. Everyone can use my bathroom but grunk. How about that? Oh my God. Because grunk just because. I don't know.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, well, grunk, if you already had a bathroom, I'd get it. But, you know. True. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Listen, at the end of the day, Isaac, you can use that fridge. If the main fridge is not full of all of your shit. I'll tell you what? You cleaned it. out for the first time ever. He did clean out. You did a great job. Dude, I'm gonna go bananas, I think. It's like perfect and spotless. Now there's a little bit of room in there. He's complimenting you. He said thank you. You said for the first time ever. Maybe the second time. Maybe

second time. I'll say something. It's like the fourth time since I've been here in this house. No. I've never noticed it. You weren't here. I cleaned it out after. Oh yeah. I was gone for two months. You were gone. I cleaned it off after Christmas and then once again, weeks ago. But you clean it because something just smells like dead. No, it's because I get tired. of looking at the same shit so I just throw shit away. Wasteful. Like for some reason. Your point earlier about like saving the food so you can eat it and the children won't starve.

That's your ass. How about this? First of all, why do you order so much to the point where you can't even finish it? Like you just throw it away. But he orders like a... Dude, you order like crates or shit. I do order like... You force you have a hungry person.

I will say this. I'm hungry enough. Yeah, clearly. I think it's funny when I come down and he's eaten and I see like chips, cereal, milkshake. Then I see pizza Chinese food. An entire liter of chocolate milk. And an entire liter of chocolate milk and an entire like bubbling water. It's awesome.

Top of Chico. Top of Chico. God, dude. It is pretty sweet. The shit that I do throw out that ends up going bad in there usually isn't mine. I threw out your shit. What was it? I threw out your shit.

I've had some stuff in there before. Huh? Yeah. You had a carton of eggs for some reason in ground beef that started leaking. You can keep it. Oh, I didn't know. You had to throw that out. You had a full.

You had a full. a big old tub of Mexican rice in there and a whole lot of, uh, you did, you know what's so crazy. You know what's so crazy? You know it's so crazy? The psyche behind this all, I never was able to use the fridge for my leftovers because there was no space that when

there would be space, I'd forget about it because the fridge was never in my life to use it. So it would my food would go bad because I would never remember. I'd be like, oh, I forgot I put my food in that. Well, I am going to be honest when there's five guys who all order out like a lot and just one fridge, chicken guillard. Harry. That is true. But I finish my meal. I don't, I don't

eat leftovers. Never? Yeah, you leave them on your desk and then... I'd rather under eat than go anywhere. You have some shit downstairs on your desk by the way. I don't know what it is. I remember you had Chick-fil-A on the desk and then you went... You got out of town and it was there for like two weeks. Like you didn't even finish

eating. No, no. Nick got all the garbage in like bags and was ready to leave town and he just left the trash bags right by the front door and he left town. I forgot about that. There was like three white bags That was my fault. And I was like, dude, what the fuck?

Yeah, that was my fault. That was at the last house when we had like the bug problem and like all the scorpions and everything. And I was like, yeah, this is like the biggest welcoming gift to like every bug that would ever want to come in.

Oh, when I left them outside of the door. Yeah, right by the front door. That was funny, though. I mean, we took them out. It wasn't a problem.

Yeah. Yeah, but dude, can I just say that these like garbage trucks that are here are crazy. Yeah. The check that everyone, every single house.

Dude, they pick them up Just like whenever they feel like Yeah, they don't care At 6 p.m. one time Like, dude, you just get up And they pick out of bed And they pick out bags Whatever bags they want

Sometimes they pick everything Yeah, I swear to God They'll like They'll take like the The whole can Just gets And then they'll look at the two extra bags Be like

Yeah, they'll just leave them there Like I guess I guess realistically What would happen If they just decided Like not to pick your shit up You're gonna report them To the fucking county or something

Well you pay for it So yeah You call them And they'll come pick it up Yeah You'd think, right? Yeah, but no. I remember he called them three times.

Four. Four days in a row. Four days in a row, they told me the next day, the next day. Because they skipped our ass, dude. They did. I saw him drive right past those. This is what you do. This is what you do to make really, really good relationships with them.

You put a bottle of wine out there. I'm going to put a goddamn mustard gas out there. You put a bottle of wine out there with a little nice note or wait for them. And then you just go and hand it to them personally and say, hey, thanks for that. Or. They will take literally anything from you. Or. Mark Rober, Glitter Bomb, and it's just napalm.

No, no, no, no, do it. Springboard. Springboard? Yeah, they pick it up. Boing! How about, yeah, a big plank of wood with nails on it, and they go to pick up, they open it, and it's just fraying their head. Okay, but what if it was Drake in future picking up your trash?

Yeah. That's tough. Wait, hold on. Oh, what video was that? What song? I think it's important to say that no one actually picks up the garbage. It's not an individual, it's an arm. It's a giant mechanical arm.

I don't think it's a thing. arm could pick up a one bag. Oh wait, no, I did see one of the, like, the ladies were like, like doing it. Sometimes people hop out. Sometimes they hop out. Yeah. They're in the back. They're hanging. Oh my God. Rant time. I know this has like been my thing, but dude. Like, why are we, why do we have one? We can get another, you can get another one. I think we have to. No way. We have to pay for it, though. I don't know. Probably. You can get it. Yeah. Yeah, we can. I think we definitely need that. I think at this point, we need a fucking dumpster. We need a whole dumpster. We need a giant fucking industrial dumpster. And then graffiti. And

graffiti it. Yep. And put it in the middle of the street. Put it in the middle of the street. Put it in the middle of the street. For the, not the community. Because they can suck it.

Fuck the community. You know what I'm going to suck? Yeah. On gamer subs. The noodles out of these gamer subs. Forgot about it. Yeah, they're sold out, by the way.

No way. Yeah, they did sell out. Put it back. Just don't even show you. Sorry, guys. Can't get it. It's too exclusive. When they're stocked in, they'll,

actually, one lucky winner will get this. one right that's not true yeah I was a lie I'm sorry I fibed but you can buy lien and we really need to sell it out so like go yeah go copy lien we need to sell like 20,000 tubs tomorrow yeah by like please or they take the house so I'm yesterday they oh what's a 200,000 or 20 million I think it was two mill we have two million in stock yeah two million wow my god that's gonna have to do some work on we and like last week we only sold 10 tubs yeah we moved 10 last week so like an eon will be there and an eon oh that's nothing

A few more episodes. Dude, we, so, yeah, we signed a contract with GamerSupp for two million tubs, and I think we have to sell them all out. We're gonna be like 75 still selling tubs.

Yeah. I'm gonna keep working all my life. You're gonna be dead by 65. Oh, yeah, 65. Oh, great. We'll have to carry his dead weight, literally.

Aw, would you guys do that? Yeah, maybe, it depends. You have to pee? I'd hold you guys, do you guys, cremate me?

What? You have to pee? At my funeral, would you guys speak or no? Do you want me to? I don't think I would. I don't think I would. Honestly, I want it to be up to you.

Would you speak at my funeral? Yes. Would you say good things? Yes. Dude, why would I speak bad about your funeral? Isaac, could I speak at your funeral? Can I, like, be crying and be like, I remember when you speak at my funeral? I remember when he hugged the fridge and.

Yeah, do we have permission? I'll go another day for him to. I'm dead, bro. I can't say no. Do we have permission? I don't know. Do you want us to play Clash of Clans at your funeral? Can we do that?

What theme do you want? Do you want a clash royale theme? I'm thinking like, uh, the Mario theme, our little, Superstar? That's a good theme. What do you guys think about the funny? What do you think about the funny funerals? I've seen that video.

The guy who knocks inside the thing. It's like, I'm still stuck in here. Please, I'm alive. Yeah, it's like a, it's like, yeah. It's like, it's like, yeah.

It's like, listen to him talk, even though he's, like, dead. They're all, like, sobbing their eyes out and it's not making it any better. Yeah.

I'll think jokes at funerals are any, well, no, I think jokes, that is not appropriate. What yummy just is, What? That's what the guy did. He pre-reported to, like, an audio of himself, and then he's like,

lay it at me funeral. That's not right. No, he was like, help. Help! He was, like, knocking on it. I would do that on my funeral. I think I would do that, yeah. I'd be like, my mom.

No, just play. Just like that. Yeah, exactly. It'll scare everybody. Everybody runs out. We should, we should give you a supreme casket. Did you should get a Louis Louie get a casket

Did somebody have like a Palm Angels? Somebody had a NBA young boy Fortnite Oh That is the worst That was so hard I remember that

No yeah I think I think in 20204 We're making fun That's our No it's about time Would you be pissed off? Wait Nick They're all sad and shit

Let's make I'm happy Would you be pissed off Like there's a microphone right Anyone can walk up And I walk up like this Hold it Hold it my eyes

I'm looking at the crowd I'm scanning the crowd I'm like waiting my dead body that like had just had my eyes are glued shut I would just like fuck my eyes were like flash open

I thought you said I think you didn't smirk a little bit a smirk a little smirk a little smirle I'm a smile I'm a check I'm a motherfucker if you're all dead

what would you play I'll tap on your shoulder to be like you're not dead right you're awake it's just the way you're like tickle my dead body

yeah my I don't know what happened if you tickle my feet and I was dead I probably like Larry Larry Dude, chill.

Just let me go, dude, chill. So for Larry's graduation from high school, we remade that picture of that one kid that was holding his diploma, like it was like a... Like a remote. Yeah, we should do that, Larry, in your casket. We'll just pick an object

and you're like land like this in your casket. Oh, my God. Like, you're holding like it's a controller. You're pretty sweet. No, you put it in my hands. I'm like... I'm like... I'm like dead with, like, the remote hand.

You're supposed to pause my game to be here. He paused his game to be here. Oh, man. Well, that's pretty long. That's a long podcast episode. Minute and 12. 12 minutes over, honestly. One minute 12.

I hope you guys enjoy the longest episode, I think, ever in the world. No, wait. We've had about two hours before. It was you, me, someone else. Larry or a grunt. Oh, my God, I get it, you, me. How long do we go in that podcast? I think it was three, four, five hours on a lot.

No, I think it was 140. Yeah, that's crazy. Someone like that. We'll do it another day. Yeah, sure. And at the time, yeah. We'll have, uh, you know what? We'll have a secret episode of me and Tanner are going to be up at night.

We're going to come down here on the studio. And we're just going to record a secret episode. Oh, and you're going to like watch a show and review it. Watch the show and review. Go ahead, man. Have fun. Do we have permission? Sure, whatever.

Bonus episode. Sure, whatever. Oh, dude. Holy shit, relax. What the fuck? You guys 11? Why was that so heavy? I don't know.

What? What? Gosh. God, man. First podcast is set breaks. Out of commission again. I tried to, like, kick it. I don't know.

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Oh, we can brofist each other. We're done. Oh, my huh. That's hard. Bye. Dude, that was like adventure time.